/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

First for Long Throw

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Technically first for Riju.

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>the perfect waifu doesn't exi-

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Sell me on your shitty DLC fanwank ideas

>>174174562
Time travel portals allow Lonk to travel back 100 years to have boss fights against each champion.

fivest for there's probably a post that is actually fifth

Best Waifu in each relevant game:

LA: Marin
OoT: Malon
MM: Romani
WW: Medli
OoX: Maple
TP: Midna
SS: Zelda
ST: GHOST BLOWJOB
ALBW: Hilda
BotW: Riju

>>174174562
More recipes, or your smartphone tracking special recipes like cake or pie or having mushrooms and stuff being used in elixirs and more unique stuff like if you took all types of mushrooms and got.. something
Elixir vendor, where the fuck is the witch?
Slingshots
Horses teleporting with you
Korok seeds used for something else after unlocking everything, like cash or rare stuff
Blacksmiths/vendors selling weapons, shields and bows, weapon types are based on shrine or divine beast progress - i want fucktons of korok weapons available to me at all times damnit
Rewards from Beetle being more significant
Ability to track Acorns
Fishing, rod and reel. yes I know about bombs but bait does not workat fucking all
Double durability on Champion weapons
A new phase of Ganon, humanoid form, only available to wielders of the Master Sword
Large ass dungeons on par with Hyrule Castle, just dungeons to explore, no mazes, no puzzles, just let me dick around and explore
Other misc crafting like sharping swords, making your own weapons, or improving current weapons because I like the idea of some other anons Boko bat with ancient screws in it for more smash

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Don't forget about fierce Tetra!

>koroks disappear if you find them all!

No, they don't. Now my map is ruined by hundreds of poops and every time I'm outside I see these little FREAKS ruining my framerate.

>>174175732
Tetra is the hot chick you go off on adventures with over the weekend and maybe sneak a little sexy time with while nobody's looking.

Medli is the kind of girl you can go home to, kind and supporting but secretly kinky as fuck. Command melody makes her wet as fuck. She knows about what goes on during your weekend flings with Tetra but she's fine with it. If anything she gets off on it.

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>Gaddison
>son
>SON
>Not in Tarrey Town

Remember how big the plateau felt?

>>174176286
He's the guard at the entrance to Tarrey Town, patrols up and down that rock bridge.

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Dinraal no longer spawns at the Eldin skeleton

Where can I go to farm these parts?

>>174176286
the fish keeps the hinox away

I wish you could go inside of Akkala stronghold.

Here's hoping that the sequel will have map reveals tied to dungeons

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>>174174562

Zelda and Link visit every race and make them allies with a formal agreement and Hyrule Castle and Town get rebuilt

>>174176625
if switch/wii u:
hard reset the console

if cemu:
ur fucked

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>>174176287
>wow this area is huge
>wow that blue guy just killed me in one hit
>holy fuck where do I got warm clothes
>wow this sword has 4 times as much attack as my axe
>goddammit arrows are super rare
>holy fuck I just climbed this church how do I get back down

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>>174176030
Yahaha!

So I heard if you get one of the elemental resist sets (Snowquill, Flamebreaker etc) to 2 stars you get full immunity to that element can I use to to ride the dragons by climbing on them

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>>174175654
>Ability to track Acorns
This has to be a meme at this point. No one is actually this incompetent, right?

>>174176847
They still knock you back if you touch them.

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>>174176847

nope they still do physical damage if you touch them

I need a cursed Bokoblin, they don't spawn in either guardhouse in Hyrule Castle. Where can I find one?

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>>174177054
>>174177089

Fuck, the dream is dead

>>174176737
This is the one thing I feel like BotW is missing.

All of these ruins but no real caves or structures to explore in the entire world except for Hyrule Castle.

One of my favorite memories of playing TP was when I stumbled across that branching cave in Lake Hylia. I had no idea it was there until I ran across it and it was a blast to explore, if straight forward.

Applying something like that to the non-linear design logic of BotW would be incredible. Imagine of the Colosseum had pits beneath it where old mechanisms used for the fights were. Cages for monsters, beasts and fighters. An armory, etc.

Akkala Stronghold could have been similarly expanded. Same with some of the ruins in the desert. What if you discovered a ruin that housed an entrance to an ancient tomb and as you made your way down the ruins would seem less and less degraded and better maintained until you reached the bottom and found the ancient spirit of Twinrova gathering her power to revive herself or something.

The overworld is already full of fantastic opportunities for exploration but they all end at ground level. Plenty of discovery, but few of those discoveries lead to more focused exploration.

>>174176775
I'd actually like a Hyrule Castle Town rebuilding set of quests, especially if you get to customize it.

Anyone have that video with some guy killing a Lynel using only tree branches?

>>174177547
I suspect there aren't any significant caves because of their terrain system. As far as I can tell, their system doesn't allow for one height-mapped chunk of terrain to overlap another, so any caves they do have are 'hard modeled' geometry, not technically 'terrain.'

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Move over OP, real cutest BOTW character coming through.

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>>174178231
That's a damn shame. For all the verticality the overworld has it ends up feeling rather flat without features like this.

>>174178271
This is no place for your deceptions, blasphemer.

>half of gerudo town knows you're a voe
>still have to wear those shitty clothes

>>174178559
I can think of only four or five that see through the outfit.

One of them runs a black market, one is two old to care and two are the highest ranking officials of the Gerudo government and need your help.

Fuck, even the innkeeper who gives you a fucking massage and spa treatment doesn't realize you are voe.

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

>>174174821
Tits is accurate

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Teake says you're welcome to join her ranks but if you say you will she says she spoke to Buliara and she knows the mission you're on takes precedence. So Link not only has the potential to have an older Riju attempting to seduce him but also a guaranteed job doing what he does best. Knowing his skill level him taking Buliara's job after some time seems very likely

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>>174178449
Fish > Sandniggers

>>174176786
>holy fuck I just climbed this church how do I get back down
The true peak of BotW
Literally nothing topped that

>>174177370
I took my pictures in the Rito beast

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>>174179251
You have to post fanart to prove your point.

I can just post in game screenshots.

>>174178231
WE LITERALLY HAD THIS ISSUE WITH DOOM 1
THIS WAS AN ISSUE WITH SHOOTERS IN THE 90S, WE SOLVED THIS WITH STAR WARS DARK FORCES GODDAMN SHIT FUCK NINTENDO!!!! WE SHOULD NOT BE HAVING THIS ISSUE IN 2017

>>174178231
Not true, check out Cape Cales, Lake Akkala, the cave east of Keya Pond or the Forgotten Temple.
All are examples of overlapping heights.

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>>174179531
m8 my waifu could beat your waifu in a fight

>>174179912
Anon your waifu is dead and mine has access to a fucking man-made thunder god.

ever wonder how much a bottle of semen might go for in gerudo town?

>>174179997
Ghosts can still use weapons senpai, and you can't kill a ghost. Unless you heal it

>>174179895
They do have overhangs and smaller caves, but they're not part of the terrain system.

The cliff overhangs are 'caps' that they put on the height-map. If you can get the camera to clip through a cliffside, you can see the real terrain hiding behind the facade.

>>174180183
The only weapon she can use is Vah Ruta.

Which has been established as having a weakness to electricity.

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>>174179912

Of course a 60 year old beat a 12 year old

Have you guys seen this faggot's video? He goes on a long rant that pretty much culminates to "wahh wahh this game is too open needed, I need someone to hold me back"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T15-xfUr8z4

Here's the write-up

https://jphanderson.wordpress.com/2017/04/03/breath-of-the-wild-script/

>>174179895
Yeah that's all custom geometry, not a height-map. Like houses or shrines, not like the hills. It's more expensive to do that stuff.

>>174179653
Ultima VII Part II circumvented that issue by making entrances to cellars and stuff basically teleporters, teleporting you out to the see (which only on the map showed as sea) where they instead installed the dungeon.

>>174180286
I still think she's 14.

>>174178231
>Hyrule is a holographic universe

>>174180265
If the king could use an axe Mipha can use a spear

>>174174932
Why are so many girls thirsty for link?

>>174180485
It's tradition
Legend of Zelda needs to go full waifu dating sim at some point, really fulfill the vision of OoT

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>>174180348

impossible to say how old she is but I go for the youngest age rather than the oldest possible

>>174180245
Here's an example of how terrain is built:
>go to 2:10
https://youtu.be/_DKH_4XvVIg?t=130

Clipping behind cliff geometry reveals a very simple heightmap terrain hidden behind the cliff face.

The only places thet deviate significantly from heightmap + geometry-dropped-on-top are: Shrine internals, Divine Beasts' internals, and Hyrule Castle.

All these locations require a load screen, except for Hyrule Castle. Any area of significant complexity with 'hard modeled' buildings, like towns, tank the game's framerate. Everything points to this part of the game engine being relatively un-optimized...

>>174180485
have you seen the other males in this game?
>fat guy who leers at women all day
>pathetic beta who gives you his shoes
>a literal pedophile
>an old homosexual
>someone stuck up a tower
>a crossdresser
>kilton

Link is the first young and attractive male to show up in 100 years.

>>174181186
What about Mt Hebra? It's got a circular hole in it

>>174180609
please no. I don't want another mass effect which the overwhelming part of people just play for the waifus

>>174181398
Who's the pedo? I've been through the game fairly extensively and I don't remember anything like that

>>174181713
Actually, yeah, that seems to be an odd exception. It's still not any kind of sprawling cave system, but at least it's a big-ish cave of some kind..

>>174182071
The guy who goes after the 6 year old Zora.

>>174182071
after you clear out the zora divine beast there is a little red female zora who gives you a quest for a soul or something and some dude or something likes fresh tuna or something

>>174182340
Oh yeah, that was weird as shit. He doesn't even second guess that she's supposedly mature in age, and he just jumps on it.

Updated
Weapon type
>One-handed: Requires only one hand and allows the use of a shield. Typically balanced
>Two-handed: Slow and requires both hands, thus preventing the use of a shield. Typically stronger
>Spear: Fast but requires both hands, thus preventing the use of a shield. Typically weaker

Weapon material
>Wood: Can catch fire when exposed to high temperatures causing it to become a fire weapon but also deteriorate over time rather than just use
>Metal: Magnetic and capable of acting as a lightning rod. Creates sparks when striking ore or flint
>Ancient: Strong against Guardian enemies and strengthened by Ancient Proficiency
>Bone: Strengthened by the Radiant set of armor

Weapon attack type
>Sharp: Can cut through trees
>Blunt: Can't cut through trees

Weapon charge type
>Hold and spin: Hold the weapon in place while charging up stamina before doing a rapid spin
>Spin: Slowly begin to spin while simultaneously using stamina
>Hold and jab: Hold the weapon in place while charging up stamina before rapidly jabbing
>Hold and iaigiri: Hold the weapon in place while charging up stamina before suddenly slashing

Weapon element
>None
>Fire: Briefly sets flammable things ablaze while also raising the immediate surrounding temperature. Does double damage against ice enemies
>Ice: Briefly freezes freezable objects solid while also reducing the immediate surrounding temperature. Does double damage against fire enemies
>Shock: Electrocutes enemies, briefly paralyzing them and causing them to drop their equipment. Has an AoE against frozen or wet enemies

Special properties
>None
>Torch: Can be on fire indefinitely and is capable of lighting other things on fire
>Spring-Loaded Hammer: Regular attacks will always cause enemy recoil and charged attacks cause major enemy recoil
>Boomerang: Returns to the user when thrown
>Rod: Uses an element when swung
>Korok Leaf: Uses gusts of air
>Windcleaver: Uses sharp gusts of air to cut things from a distance
>Breaker: Ignores attack power and destroys destructible materials such as ore and crates in one hit

Anything I'm missing? Does the Woodcutter's Axe or Double Axe ignore damage and cut trees in one hit?

>>174182713
I think that using the woodcutter's axe on trees reduces the durability damage it takes, but it doesn't take them down in one hit.

>>174182713
axes seem to one shot trees, then again atk up food effects mining/chopping.

and axes seem to last longer when cutting trees

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>>174174517
THE BEST

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>>174182537
>Hold and iaigiri
>iaigiri

>>174182713
Goron weapons are more effective against deposits and Taluses than other weapons of the same type/damage.
Master Sword has a beam when 'thrown'.
Guardian shield deflects beams without staggering Link.
Lynel and Stalfos shields inflict damage on successful parry.

>>174183159
I think he's talking about the move you do with the eightfold longblade where you slash it as you take it out of the sheath. I also don't know any Japanese so I very well could be completely mistaken

>>174182854
>>174182969
I would ask if this affects wooden crates as well, but I think that any two-handed metal weapons destroy ore and wooden crates in one hit, but I'm not 100% sure.

It gets a little confusing with special properties when durability and attack power come into play.

>>174183159
An Iaigiri is a type of move practiced in Iaido, a Japanese sword discipline. It's rapidly unsheathing, slashing, and then sheathing the katana from a standstill, often when kneeling on the ground. I have yet to try it myself, but supposedly the Eightfold Blade has this as its charge move.

>>174183249
Can't believe I forgot the Master Sword.
Not gonna apply shield properties yet because that gets into territory I don't fully understand yet. For example, every shield is listed with a parry power, so I don't think it's just Lynel and Stalfos shields that inflict damage.

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>>174178271
I want to marry that fish and produce a heir to the zora throne with it

>master sword on mineral deposit
>2 swings to break the vein
>eat bananas
>one swing to break the vein
ah... AAAAAH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>give rusty shield to a sucktorok
>he spits out a royal shield

neat

>>174183736
>Depriving Sidon of his birthright

I knew fishfags were despicable but this is over the line

>>174183632
>>174183691
oh all right, thought it was just a typo

So I got the diamond circlet from under the Akkala labyrinth, was there anything else in that basement that I missed?

>>174183912
>thinking Sidon would rater be stuck in one place doing taxes forever than out exploring the world

>>174184234
>implying Muzu doesn't handle taxes and other shit that Dorephan can't be bothered with

>>174183982
No. Diamond Circlet is also not part of any armor sets so you are not missing anything in that direction either.

>>174183982
It's worth doing just to destroy 3 decayed guardians with one parry.

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>>174183043
Naturally.

>>174174932
the fuck sword are that?

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>>174184680

Full Diamond Armour from Isha would've been magnificent but hell to purchase and upgrade

>>174185000

I wonder how they're armpit smells haha

>>174180485
Literally the only girls who aren't are either Yiga or Prima, the innkeeper who tells you she's into bugs to try and get you to go away.

>>174185040

Goron one I'd assume. Couldn't say which

>even fully upgraded climbing gear doesn't let you climb in rain
Why?
Why even add the rain mechanic if there's absolutely no way around it other than to wait it out?

>>174185264
Most of the Gerudo don't really care about him. Although most of them only meet him while he's crossdressing.

>>174185356

>no way around it

>Stamina elixirs and foods.
>Stamina Upgrades.
>Rivali's (sp?) Gale.
>Link can take 6 steps and then a hop between slips.
>Using fulton on logs, rocks or anything

>tfw people keep saying to not sell your diamonds cause of upgrade material
>40 diamonds and literally no equip upgrade worth using for diamonds when I have ancient gear and barb set.

What a fucking meme.

>>174185264

Jules isn't attracted to you nor are a great many Gerudo even among those who know you're male. Also I think there's only 2 or 3 stable girls that like you and all the Sheikah who aren't Paya and Arrow Lady brush off your flirting

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>>174185558
Riju does and that's more than enough.

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>>174185674

>>174185614

if you don't think the diamond circlet is /fa/ and don't use Champions weapons frequently enough to break them multiple times then sell them

>>174185201
Better than yours.

Is the dialogue Mipha during her flashback drastically different in other languages?

>>174186021
Not really

>>174182537
m8, you still haven't put down that fire weapons light bundles of wood without flints.

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>>174185000
Her crazy skin pattern/color, glowing tattoos, exotic eyes and fiery red hair are the best

Is 2/5/3 the best possible for a speed horse?

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>>174186752
>tfw Aonuma will never think of some way to bring her back that makes sense

>>174186451
I put "sets flammable things ablaze" as a catch-all term.

>>174187662
Alternate timelines!

>>174186758
Yes, but stamina and strength don't change too much really.

>>174186752
Link got to tap that right?

>>174188186
Like they had the time

>>174187662
Gotta have that bittersweet ending where your companion leaves no matter how contrived it is.

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>Hey buddy, purge this dragon of Calamity Ganon's influence
Yeah sure let me just go find where my balls fell off first, jesus christ

>>174188680
Its not like they left right away.

>>174186752
>her eyes
Porn artists never realize how amazing they are and don't draw them right

Are the retro outfits worth buying Amiibos for? I just want to look like Link.

>>174185176
Upgrading the amiibo armor was enough of pain in my ass.

>>174185176
She probably owns a full body diamond set, to sleep in.

>>174189826
They are all basically the same outfit with minor differences. The retro Link is basically the same outfit that you get in the game for beating the shrines.

>>174189826
You can use your phone and $10 worth of NFC tags to amiibo spoof

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>>174189828
>>174190034

It would be worth it to march into Hyrule Castle in Full Gerudo gear tanking Guardian shots and showing Ganon that his people are yours now

Desert Voe is alright but Diamond Voe would be glorious

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>>174188847
I know, anon. But it's that kind of depression where your brain knows it cannot happen but your heart still hopes, however futile.

The brain says there's no way that can make sense and still make a great game/story, but the heart still thinks there's some way somewhere. But damn man, the ending still hurts me right in the feels.

>>174190278
Isha's jewelry is basically a way to sleep naked. I'm not sure Link can pull of the look.

>>174190278
No, I decked my Link out in TP tunic + TP pants + brown hylian hood.
Full Tolkien mode.

>>174185176
diamonds aren't rare at all by endgame though. I literally have hundreds

>>174190562
Why don't you just fly an eagle up to Death Mountain?

>>174190508

Ruby and Sapphire maybe but I somehow doubt she's getting a dose of ancient energy, electric shocks and being submerged in water while she sleeps

>>174190580

All the more reason for there to be full gem sets. I'd love to stroll around Death Mountain in all Sapphire gear or wander Hebra in all Ruby gear

>>174190851
The jewelry she wears to sleep I imagine includes everything. Head to toe covered in glistening gold rings and gemstones.

>>174191087

yeah but as I said she's wearing it for the feel and look of it rather than it's effect as only Ruby and Sapphire would be of any benefit in her own house in her own bed

>farron lightning shrine
>lightning keeps striking kass
wtf is happening
i mean it's not doing anything to him but it keeps striking like right next to him

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I just realized the Zora from BotW look incredibly similar to the Zora from Twilight Princess. Or at least, Mipha looks a lot like Queen Rutela.

>Sidon RIPS AND TEARS his was out of a Giant Octorok from the inside
>The king can pick up a Guardian and throw it

How did they have any problems with a Lynel?
Also I like how the guy that mends the monuments was so assblasted by Link he didn't repair the monuments with him in it

>>174191625
>How did they have any problems with a Lynel?
Shock Arrows.

>>174191616
Somewhat. Rutella seems to be different than any other Zora. She has clothing and hair. The nose may be debatable,.

>>174190225
Oh really? Got a link or anything? I'd be interested in trying this.

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I CAN RIDE DEER?

>>174185000
Midna's true form has to be one of my favorite character designs in all of gaming history.

>>174191625

Makes me realise that Riju is the weakest of the new Champions or whatever you want to call them

A pity we'll never see her full grown and a master of the art of battle. Of course she may be a very diplomatic leader but her venturing to Naboris by herself to scope it out and riding with Link into battle suggests a woman of action

>>174191881
yeah, its how you get into one of the shrines actually

>>174191473
While is is probably more for the erotic feel, there has to be some rationalization going on to justify it. She may tell herself that its safer to sleep when protected by her amber bellybutton ring and diamond nipple shields.

>>174191696
Alright that makes sense, also is Seggin mentioned anywhere else aside from daughterfu-ing Mipha

>>174192145

she's just crazy for accessories, I guess, like a worse case of Rushroom guy, baked apple girl and prime meat guy

>>174187662
I just hope they bring the Twili back in another game.
I mean, the Rito and Koroks returned after only appearing in Windwaker.

>You will never help Isha put on 5 lbs of jewelry in some places she claims she can't see or reach.

>>174191991
yeah that's how I just learned it.
Pretty convenient timing

>>174191616
I really loved the designs of the Zora in TP. I also really loved Midna's princess design. Actually most of the designs in that game was great, except for the villagers and the bird creatures.

>Horse
>Deer
>Bear
>LotM
>Mine carts
Anything else we can ride?

>>174191881
Yes, you can also ride bears.

>>174192657

From looking t her in her rather revealing outfit the majority of her accessories is probably several rings and toe rings. I don't Nintendo could've got away with a belly piercing and they might even have shied away from a nose piercing

>>174192869
Sidon

>>174188871
The dragon on Mt. Laranyu? It's actually piss easy to do

>>174192869
You can start a fight with mounting a Lynel if that counts

>>174192869
Prince Sidon

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>>174193140

>>174174562
I just wanna explore a post-endgame world

>>174192869
Teba

>>174193374
Here is the nearest you will ever get: >>174145910

You'll never have a gerudo gf. You won't have a gerudo gf who will train you in the art of desert combat.. You'll never spend hours in the hot desert sun training with her only to cuddle at night. You'll never relax in a oasis with your fit drinking out of palm fruit.

I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSuLmq8LX-Y

>>174193629

that won't happen you'll get married ASAP because Gerudo are obsessed with marriage. You'll have a lovely honeymoon period and then she'll be working day and night in Gerudo Town bringing home the bacon and when you have a kid she won't leave her with you but take her to the Town and practically raise her there so you can't teach your daughter not to fall to pieces in front of cute guys like she did in front of you

>>174193698
>tfw no sharkman bf

>>174194064
>gerudo are obsessed with marriage

And yet, their husbands are not allowed in Gerudo Town, which is assumed where the Gerudo live.

>Little girl gerudo "I can't sleep because of loud talking by my bedroom window"

I can't imagine what kind of relationship they have with their fathers.

Wat went through the minds of some of the monks when building shrines

Dude, lets fill this room with lava and drop the hero in it
>won't that kill him
No, it'll be fine we will create a strong wind so he can fly
>So he'll have to maneuver with the wind sounds okay
Oh yes, and the spikes
>What
Then let's bury the whole thing unless you sing a song
>Well the hero may be some time so we should teach the song to as many Zora as possible
Fuck the fish teach it to the birds

>>174194521
Has anyone actually found these phantom husbands?

>>174193698
Sidon is a shit and it's bestiality to cut him

>>174194101
>tfw no sharkwoman gf

>>174189439
Some porn artists are so lazy they just make her blue all over

The blood moon is what, every two weeks in-game?

>>174192398
>I mean, the Rito and Koroks returned after only appearing in Windwaker.

This is the thing. I'm thinking if they can do that in some way, and even with the shattered mirror they could probably think of something that makes sense somehow to bring the Twili back in some manner.

I want to keep believing. TP's sales were very good and Midna was a very popular character and still is. Surely they could show some more love to that kind of style and maybe involving the Twili again, but something that improves on TP's weaknesses at the same time.

Also, surely they won't keep going with the same artstyle forever. Would be nice to see a return to something more towards how TP/TPHD did it.

>>174194521

if it were a normal one then they'd be more at ease around men but I'm inclined to think they see their fathers rarely and/or when mom visits dad they probably leave you with an aunt or grandma so they can be all lovey dovey or have hot sweaty sex all day every day until it's back to business

>>174194805
Not timed. When you kill enough things, Ganon decides to replenish.

The former fight with Ganon 10,000 years ago must have been a pretty wicked showdown if it took 4 metal gears and a thousand tinier metal gears to take him down plus Link and Zelda

I'm wondering how Gerudo is even a race. Since they have to reproduce with Hylian men, they're more just like really exotic Hylian women with bigger noses, red hair and darker skin, with more athletic builds. Does their biology work in that their bodies just reject Y chromosomes when they get pregnant and their daughters just take all the genetic traits of the mother?

>>174195398
plot device for lonely people who love tanned amazonian women

>>174195398
Males probably don't survive to birth, or half of those women are genetically male and sterile.

For them to ignore the genes of the person they mate with generation after generation, their appearance may come from something outside of genetics.

>>174195398
cursed by the gods
magic
selling point for sad people
males are secretly killed because ganon

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>>174190562
Wouldn't full Tolkien mode be ditching the blond princess who avenged her fathers death for the much longer lived princess who's race half hated you until you proved yourself

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Guys, I was playing around with shit and made a video.

If you want to see how BoTW renders a frame from start to finish:
https://streamable.com/j38di

>>174176286
>my last divine temple left
>got the master sword
>>174177089
I want hentai

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When you have so many shields that you wear out so infrequently you just start abusing them shield surfing to get literally everywhere.

>>174195398
Think of the Gerudos to Hylians like Asians to Europeans, but if the Asian population was only female and reproduced with any male that wasn't Asian. They're both of the human race but the Asian woman's offspring would be an Asian girl with no genetic resemblance to her father.

So think of the Gerudo as an ethnic group that just never took on any traits of other ethnic groups they mated with over time.

It's implied that the Gerudo people are cursed to only give birth to women, hence why a Gerudo man is born every 100 years.

>>174195712
>the y chromosome causes miscarriage

>Not taking down Vah Medoh with the Snowquill set, Feathered Edge, Feathered Spear, Swallow Bow, Falcon Bow, and Kite Shield
>Not taking down Vah Rudania with the Flamebreaker set, Cobble Crusher, Stone Smasher, and Drillshaft
>Not taking down Vah Ruta with the Zora set, Zora Sword, Silver Longsword, Zora Spear, Silverscale Spear, Silver Bow, and Silver Shield
>Not taking down Vah Naboris with the Desert Voe set, Gerudo Scimitar, Moonlight Scimitar, Golden Claymore, Gerudo Spear, Golden Bow, Gerudo Shield, and Radiant Shield
>Not taking down Vah Impal with the Stealth set, Eightfold Blade, Eighfold Longblade, Edge of Duality, Serpentine Spear, Phrenic Bow, and Shield of the Mind's Eye

>>174195901
Mipha is dead, it's time to move on

>>174196406
Nice vaporwave album cover.

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Why does Link always stand like this when talking to people?

>>174197490
Because your a big guy.

>>174197490
In case he needs to pull his pants down quickly. This is Breath of the Waifu after all.

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>>174197490
How would you rather he stood?

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>>174196421
Don't we all?

>>174197490
It's a power pose.

Everytime I draw Riju with a dress she looks like Malon please send help

>>174198725
Malon and Riju have pretty different facial features.

Even ignoring the nose (pretty hard in Riju's case), the shape of their eyes is different as well as the shape of the face itself.

>>174198725
Stop drawing her with a dress, she'll look different when naked. Problem solved.

>>174199036
gay

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So what kind of writefag shit would you guys like to see?

>Waifushit
>Expansion on different story elements
>Fleshing out characters
>Fleshing out NPCs and minor sidequest characters
>Other

>>174194589

Dude, Lets get one of those really strong mini guardians and use it for the test!
>Wont he have a really hard time with something so strong?
No man, He'll find it just before he beats Ganon, it will probably be too easy
>What if he finds this one on accident? This thing will kill him!
Good point, lets build like 50 shrines with the same robots! OH! And give them all the biggest, strongest axes we have!

>>174199529
an extremely detailed story of an old gerudo milking link's cock

Like link being bent over, or on his knees all the while she strokes that cock from behind for the purpose of getting semen to sell.

blackmail is a must

>>174199529
An example of the games Riju plays with her plushies.

>>174199773
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not a smut writer.

Anyone wanna lend me their OoT Link Amiibo for a few days?

>>174199529
Beedle's secret feud with Kilton. They need some Tom and Jerry style fighting with each other.

>>174176775
> harvest moon /rune factory in the zelda universe

it practically writes itself

>>174198196
LOLIFAGS OUT
GAYS OUT

>>174199930
>>174200002
So world building fluff.

Got it. I'll note those ideas down for later, I was mainly looking for what kind of stories you guys would prefer. Helps to know the audience before I go writing anything.

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>>174189425
>Its not like they left right away.
That's what I always think when I appreciate this picture

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>>174200365
Considering the child timeline is all about Link being miserable I feel like she would have just left

who the fuck is Riju's dad?

>>174199941
then you serve no purpose.

this general is dead/slowed down a lot and few people will care/give a shit about your non-erotic writing.

>>174199950
if you have a smartphone just make your own amiibos in the pastebin. literally have all 16 on my phone

>>174201148
Crushed pelvis

>>174201297
???

>>174201148
Bolson

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this is the cutest shit i've ever seen

>Gerudo women all claim to have husbands.
>Husbands are in secret hidden location so Link never meets them.

>There exists a clan of people that remain hidden at all times.

I know the evidence is only circumstantial, but it is hard to ignore the possibility that the Gerudo are married to Yiga. Chicks dig bad boys you know.

>>174201192
>then you serve no purpose.
We'll see

>>174202043
Now I want a picture of each link handing his predecessor the master sword.

>>174201192
I thought you needed NFC stickers to make that work.

>>174202843
You do.

>>174202043
OG Link didn't use the Master Sword though

>>174203328
It's debatable whether the magic sword was supposed to be the Master Sword. It had sword beams.

>>174198196
Second time i've seen that, is there more to that image somewhere?

>>174203795
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2143758

>>174198196
>>174203795
>>174203894
Literally the only good Riju art so far

>>174203894
Hylia bless you

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WARNING: this video may break the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyOuGIQtLoc

Ok you know what? I'm done. I cannot do this anymore.

I'm using a guide for the little Korok shits. I already busted my ass looking for shrines and sidequests. I'm not about to look for almost 600 poop pellets on my own without any help. Ain't gonna happen. Nope.
Actually, I might just get enough for the upgrades and leave the rest spread so the world is not completely barren when the DLC comes out.

>>174204746
You'll get bored before the 441

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>>174204598

>>174205394
I'm already bored at a little over 300.
The thing that could fuck me over is losing track of which I have or don't. The fact you have to be completely zoomed in for them to show up on the map doesn't help the cause.

Also, I'm a compulsive completionist (aka autist) and I can stand doing boring, repetitive tasks for a long time.
This is right up my alley.

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>>174205506

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>>174206037

>>174206037
Mipha is rapidly becoming my least favorite character

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>>174206275

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>>174206584

>>174206584
>>174206794
>>174206275
why is tp link talking to botw link?

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>>174206794

>>174207004
He used the wolf amiibo.

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>>174203612
>>174204598
>>174205506
>>174206275
>>174206584
>>174207008
Welcome to EB games

>>174207145
You won't get me giraffe neck man.

>>174204659
so what if I did the same thing and instead went to hateno and place that bow on the stand in my house
when I return to beat ganon, would I still have the bow?

>>174207669
Somebody tried it and it doesn't work.
>>174145910

>>174207795
that's too bad, I guess Ill settle for the twilight bow
thanks for the response!

Can someone repost the soundtrack that an anon posted few threads ago?

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>>174206794
Fucking nips and their forlorne love fetish

>>174204331
Thank, anon.

Anyone know what Riju's name is in moonrunes? Need it for searching purposes. It's not on the wikis.

>>174208848
Its like they don't like to be happy.

>>174208848
They want characters they can relate to.

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>>174174562
Mipha is brought back to life and the game is about Mipha and Link getting closer together. You end the game by choosing to spend your life with either Mipha or Zelda.

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
▲ ▲
▲ ▲

>>174174562
A Yiga armor set, and wearing it has special effects.
Suddenly all Yiga aren't hiding from you anymore.
They get a fully fleshed out hidden village.
A bunch of quests to improve their general lives.
Cute Yiga princess that is kinda into Link without realizing it is Link.
Their side of the whole Sheikah backstory.

>>174210045
>No Riju option
>No Paya option

3/10 would not buy

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Just how great would this game be if they actually offered you the option to marry one of the girls in this game? Just imagine the shitstorm if you could actually marry a fishgirl in a Zelda game

>>174210534
Then these threads would become as bad as Fire Emblem threads but at least there's be more content floating around

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Do you think that Midna had feelings for Link?

>>174210995
Undoubtedly

>>174210995
Absolutely.

Should I sell gems like sapphire? What about rocks like Amber?

>Teba's "test"
>5 targets in T H R E E minutes
Seriously? It could've been thirty seconds and it would still be easy.

I personally sell the gems to the nearest tens
if I have 47, I sell them 7 of em

is there a nifty map of the guardian stalker locations?

>>174212269
I can only imagine he didn't expect you to be able to fly, since you're the only Hylian with a glider. He was probably thinking you'd have to climb around to certain vantage points to be able to reach the targets.

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>the concept art showing one-eyed mechanical arm Link will probably never become reality

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>>174210995
>just another day ruling your peaceful twilight kingdom
>suddenly, some light worlder shithead gets dropped in your realm
>he uses his god powers to turn everyone into ugly demons, you into an imp, and installs a puppet ruler
She had every right to break the mirror at the end.
Light worlders and their shitty gods are always fucking things up.

I'll bet Link is the non-twili she actually likes.

the official guidebook for Zelda said you need hearty blue shells for the last upgrade for the stealth suit
it's wrong and now I've collected 30 for nothing

>>174213413
Care to post that supposed art?

>>174210995
Do people remember Midna is actually not the love interest in Twilight Princess

>>174213718
They willfully scrape Ilia out of their brain. Shipping is a hell of a drug.

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>>174213821
I mean Ilia is pretty easy to forget, to be fair. But Midna is an imp for the entire game until the end and she only has one line that is flirty.

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>>174213705
Aye.
The Legend of Berserk, my dude

>>174213998
Frankly, I'm glad we didn't get Adventure Time Link.

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>>174214069
I would have killed myself, honestly

>>174213570
Wasn't it a twili who betrayed her?
>>174213718
Midna was main girl for most of game.

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Would an Aragorn-type Link work?
>as per usual: born for the purpose of wielding the master sword to stop ganon incarnation #54373
>doesn't believe it initially, or has some flaw that makes him not want to do it or even not able to do it
>is out roaming Hyrule ranger-style for years, in late 20s at the start of the game
>Hyrule is divided into two halves, with one half already fallen to evil
>character arc is basically the same as that of Aragorn's in LotR
Could it work?

>>174214562
Link having a well defined personality or 'character arc' defeats the point

>>174214562
I just saw Return of the King today, what a coincidence

but no, I don't think it'll work. The appeal of Link is the "coming-of-age" storyline. He'd have to be younger than late 20's

I personally wouldn't return to Hyrule castle and live there again after Ganon defiled the entire palace with his pink goo

Zelda and Link should think of new places to rebuild after the big bad is defeated

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyOuGIQtLoc

>>174214815
That's probably exactly how the great plateau got its start
Hyrule didn't want to rebuild after the events of twilight princess (i.e. the old castle getting demolished)

>>174214879
>>174204659
This is still the same thread from earlier.

Finley's quest... didn't end the way I expected it to.

>>174215051
If would have been funny if you could have taken the barrel to just anybody and that would be the one she dated.

>>174214971
I have twilight princess for several months now and it's unopened, along with wind waker
once I finish my second run of breath of the wild, I'll play the other
which one do you recommend? I've never played either before

>>174215375
play in release order

>>174215448
This.

Wind Waker is better than Twilight imo

>>174215448
>>174215492
then that is what I'll do

>>174215375
TP is a mediocre as fuck entry into the series all around
Wind Waker is very exploration focused despite linear story progression and in some ways is a sort of proto BotW. Of course it's not nearly as fuck huge

>>174191871
Google

I'm a very casual Zelda player, and I think this game is fantastic!
I didn't even think of buying it but I'm so glad that I did. Over 300 hours have been sunk in and Ganon is defeated.

I'm catching up on news and I just saw this trailer recently and how great is it? the music and cuts are beautifully weaved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw47_q9wbBE

the Akkala labyrinth was so much better than the other two Labyrinths

What went wrong?

>>174216356
Your personal perspective changed. Nothing will ever be the same.

>>174213993
Ilia was cute. What is this though? That doesn't look like her. She didn't even have pointy ears.

>>174216680
That's Zelda dressed in Ilia's clothes from Warriors

>>174216680
You're remembering wrong.

>>174214182
A twili was coerced or convinced in some way by Ganon to betray her. Who knows if he would have otherwise, but I at least doubt that he COULD have.

>>174216680
When Hyrule Warriors rendered Ordon Village, they didn't realize that Ordon was full of round ear humans in Twilight Princess.

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korok edit when?

>>174217508
It would certainly be better than another "hurdurr, technology is bad, Edison was a witch" smarmy ass image.

I'm gonna be a cute voe when I grow up!

>>174220225
You'll be as homely as a mules butt.

>>174220225
>voe
But we're all vai here, Anon. You aren't lying to us, are you?

Text and texture dumps when? I want to know everything about this game. /hbg/ says it's possible but nobody's done it for whatever reason. According to that day 1 update script dump, every character has the following dialogue potential.
>Greeting, CallFar, TalkPositive, TalkDeny, QuestionNormal, QuestionAngry, QuestionSurprise, LaughS, LaughL, Happy, Sad, Sigh, Angry, Shitauchi, Think, Trouble, Ease, Notice, SurpriseS, SurpriseM, SurpriseL, Admiration, Understand, Chat, Humming, CustomSavotta, CustomSavaaq, CustomSavsaaba, CustomVasaaq, Runaway, Tired, Sleep, Wakeup, LaughBad, Run, Cry, BecomeAssasin, SakuradaCM1, SakuradaCM2, SakuradaCM3, Scare, Unconscious, Painful, Work, WorkHeavy, Bukubuku

I imagine that this means that Impa, Robbie, Purah, Paya, Bolson, Riju, and basically every other NPC has all sorts of situation text just in case, even if it's practically never used. That one anon that got Purah out into the world could probably get her near a monster and have her panic, say something, and run away. Don't you just wonder what certain characters will say?

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>people play this alt-right pandering shit show

Hope your general keeps dying and you Nintenfat naziboos shut up about this franchise again soon.

>>174223413
>taking things too seriously - the post
it's a fucking video game, my dude

>>174223694
Your game literally makes fun of slaves.

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>>174223413
>88
Please someone tell me this is true.

>>174223901
it's true
28 + 28 for head piece and pants piece
+ 32 for champion's tunic

Now some autist needs to find the 14 hidden somewhere in the game.

>>174224008
Maybe the pseudo-Master Sword outside the Temple of Time?

My sides would be in orbit.

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>>174223413
>master (race) sword

>>174223901
>>174224008
>88 and 14
I'm out of the loop with this sort of bullshit, what do these refer to?

>OoT Link gets sent back in time then sent to Termina and never gets to fuck Malon, Zelda, or even Saria
>TP Link never gets to fuck Midna
>Mipha is killed before she even properly proposes to Link
Jesus Christ
Why are half of these Links consigned to loneliness and sadness?

>>174224785
OoT Link likely got together with Malon in the kid timeline. And Saria was his mother figure you sick fuck.

TP Link likely ended up with Ilia.

BotW Link has plenty of options but will likely end up with [spoilers]Riju

>>174225045
Not this fanfic again. Can you ever keep it to yourself?

>>174224678
go ask uncle /pol/

>>174224090
>the pseudo-Master Sword outside the Temple of Time
???

>>174225045
>[spoilers]Riju
this isn't your fanfic forum

>>174225640
The rusty sword on the protrusion in the pond outside the temple of time. Maybe it has 14 attack is what he considered.

>>174224678
88 Stands for Heil Hitler since H is letter 8 in the alphabet.

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Appears you want best champion once more, not like that's any surprise.

>>174228246
Go to bed, Falco.

>>174228246
Why does he look so femenine

>>174228487
Because he's such a bitch.

>>174228487
Because he bottoms to Link. Wake up sheeple this is the real ship

Also his voice actor is one of us

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Find a flaw.

>>174228898
The picture isn't big enough. A higher res would be better.

>>174228898
shit VA

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>>174228898
She isn't real.

>>174228898
not a fish

>>174210418
I really need paya's plump anus in my life

>No Guardian Armor for horses
c'mon

>>174223413
Aight but Bolson isn't an ugly freak. He's just cool.

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You Nintendo kids know your DLC will be piss easy, right? The enemies definitely won't be harder than silver Lynels and silver Lynels basically don't do any damage if you wear max upgraded armor. Nintendo wants the DLC to be accessible for all players, even people who just started the story or are in the middel of the game.

You will beat any boss with one use of that Gerudo thunder attack and two additional sword hits and you will never even have to eat anything.

Would be even funnier if there are almost no new enemies, though. The game needs at least 6 more enemy types.

>>174233162
Link literally winces when he sees the face of that crossdresser in the desert, though.

Also, how can't everyone in the world hate Bolson? You have to watch(/listen to) the same cutscene whenever you bild something for your house. Nintendo wants you so bad to hate this guy.