/elyg/ - Elysium General

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Anybody want to be my friend on horde, I am a level 21 warrior levelling in Stonetalon : - )

Any word on what server will have name priorities when they start opening transfers? Pretty sure the name I want on Ely got snagged and the guy hasn't played him (did a realmplayer search and he didnt show up) so was hoping to level him on Zeth then transfer him over to Ely with the name I want.

>>174145040
that fucking picture, I'm fucking dying

not in MoH discord, what did Madti say about this?

>>174145240
She's still sleeping :)

Look okay. Back off from Babymetal? I've just had a long conversation with her and I've come to the realisation that she is a good person at heart, that she wants to be a good guild member. Every peronal attack against her really cuts deep, yes sometimes her emotions get the best of her but it doesn't matter, everyone slips up but none of you bandwagoning faggots don't let it go. You don't mind if Madty or Manlet fucks up but if Baby fucks up? God damn better keep that meme going for fucking ever, can't let that go because I get more clique points if I bully Babymetal! Pathetic, you're all fucking pathetic. Babymetal is a fucking saint at heart who tries her best to be a good healer and help out others in the guild, and now I learn people are fucking speaking about her back in private messages and other discords? Grow a fucking backbone if you don't like her, speak to her and resolve it like the adults you're supposed to be, she's a really responsive and resonable person, and you're issues will be heard clearly. But no, none of you will even do that.

You're all
A. Stupid fucking children who enjoy gossip
B. Scared little cucks of handling a REAL conversation with Babymetal
C. Clique faggots that want to bully a GOOD guild member out of the server for NO reason other than somepeople got a bit "annoyed" at her
I'm done with it all, I'm not going to let you get away with this now, you fucking cunts. Babymetal deserves a second chance, even though she didn't even do anything at all. She acts like a normal Mandate of Heaven, guild member but still people will go after her, for little to no reason and when someone else makes a mistake, it's forgotten in a day. While Babymetal makes one? Nope gotta fucking trash-talk her for the rest of the server-life. It's pathetic, it's childish and it should stop or your pathetic gossip-mongering tranny guild is going to fall the fuck apart if you constantly infight with each other and try to make other guild members feel like shit.

>>174145445
what a slob

>>174145495
Manlett/Madtii have never fucked up

>>174145672
Madti rolls need on shit he doesn't need all the time and no one calls him out on it

>>174145158
sure, where are you in stonetalon?

>>174145750
have you ever been to a single guild dungeon, rolling need on shit nobody needs is the best meme
everyone does it

>>174146189
I'm in dungeons with him all the time and no, I don't think it's funny

>>174145750
but Truestrike was the only item still missing from Madti's pre bis and nobody else needed them, I was in that run

Apologize.

>>174146295
only cucks get mad when Dads starts rolling need on green items for his repair bill
the rest is having fun, laughing about it on voice

are you a cuck?

>>174146517
Kys dads no one likes you

i am a male human priest. what does this combination say about my personality ?

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>friends making me play horde
>all the cool guys play on alliance

>>174146517

>m-muh repair bill

this is the best meme in the history of WoW

babies bitching about repair bills

is Sunrise still around he get banned or what?

>>174147979
he's online in discord ask him

>>174145040
What did madtii do to get this much attention?

>>174148285
Be a girl (male)

>>174148285
it's shitposting and fake, ignore it

>>174147979
he's not banned or anything, he hit r11 then got a bit bored i think

>>174148285
avatarfag in the thread

it's really that easy

>>174148501
But people do it for him? So how did it start?

>>174148285
be a >3/10 girl on the internet

>>174148558
get orbiters
tell them to do it

>>174148558
he started avatarfagging, then spergs get attached emotionally
you can do it too anon, it's what puddi did and it's what this new nelf priest is doing

>>174145495
Madtii is just a bored bitch trying to stirr drama who thinks having a lot of orbiters makes her hot shit who can throw insults and personal attacks without looking like a huge shithead.

>>174145528
one of madti's newdz

I'd repost but I don't want to get banned

priest whores

>>174149434
Let's play "Find a random pic of a naked girl on google and pass it off as a nude, because I'm actually a guy who's really dedicated to this whole joke"

here's one thing you have to understand (it's what my ex told me)

women (and trannies) play these games as some sort of dating simulator
they're like a VN to them except with real people and not 2d waifus

they don't like the game itself
that's why they often pick healer, they can stand at the back and let others do the job

if someone like Madti starts talking to you it's like she swiped right on you and is now after your dick so you better act on it

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I know a girl who spends all her time indoors and is really shy, she doesn't talk to anyone that isn't her family and a handful of close friends. Has no social media accounts or anything. We used to play Nostalrius together until it shut down. She runs away from people in MMO's and is so slow at typing people usually leave before she can respond if they do talk to her. She has a pretty bad stutter most of the time when she speaks on voice.

I tried to get her to play Elysium but she can't handle talking to strangers in multiplayer games. She's also not very reliable as she gets severe abdominal pain every now and then and can't use the computer (one of the reasons she's a shut in).

thank you for reading my blog

>>174149734
>wanting trannies on my dick
No thanks!

>>174149734
this is true
Elysium is their Katawa Shoujo
we are the handicapped boys they're after

if they want a VN with chads they start playing CSGO or LoL

they do this out of sheer boredom and are often completely fucked in the head
real life yanderes that will murder you in your sleep if you look at other women
your best option is to avoid them and just enjoy the game
don't give them attention, don't talk to them

>>174150525
>We used to play Nost together
>I tried to get her to play Elysium but she can't handle talking to strangers in multiplayer games.

???

>>174150704
We levelled together exclusively and only interacted with other people in dungeons. (We both played tank/healer so coordination wasn't necessary).

>>174150784
How the fuck does that exclude Elysium? You could do the exact same thing

>>174149734
A...and thats why I play Horde... I totally d-dont want that h-haha you cuck.

;_;

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>>174150886
I want to raid and stuff , but they wouldn't be able to because they might have to stop halfway through or talk to people.

Instead she just mods sims 3 and dragon age origins and plays it over and over again.

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How does elysium compare to nostalrius

>>174145040
>That picture

I think I'm done with 4chan guilds.

>>174149734
>if someone like Madti starts talking to you it's like she swiped right on you and is now after your dick so you better act on it

d-does that mean I finally had a match? I never had one on tinder
today I will celebrate

Unpopular opinion but if your healers aren't trying to compete for top spot on healing done they're probably bad.
T. Veteran healslut

>>174151204
Get her a new friend and make her more comfy with other people. Then have her completely forget about you ;_;

>>174151375
it's shit scripted, but people play for the population.

still no AQ on old nost.

>>174151710
Efficent heals are more important, if a healslut is wasting all of their mana trying to get a top spot rather than focusing on keeping people alive then they are a shitty healer and need to be replaced. T:Veteran Tank

Any addons I can use to make mining/herbalism grinding faster?

>>174151970
what about maintank healer?

>>174151375
Better scripted than Nost.

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>>174151710
it's the paladins who always brag about healing meters then don't even show up while people laugh at their autism

these autists literally fight in guildchat with each other
>I want to judge light
>no I will judge light I'm better than you
>no I'm better look at this cherrypicked fight

>>174151710
You sound like a bad tank. Healing meters aren't a good indicator of performance in vanilla.

Lvl 11 human warrior here, need an invite to Mandate of Heaven
>ample supply of dank MEMES

>>174151908
>>174152238
>Better scripted
I don't know what this means

Does it have as many people as nost had
Does it have tons of chinese gold farmers
Is it fun
Doe sit have any mechanical differences

what happened to the /wpsg/ thread lmao
>hurr durr meer bad leader
without him you faggots can't even keep up a thread

>>174152560
MoH is literally tranny cult, dont expect anything but
>doing dungeons to get loot for your favourite tranny
>doing raids to get loot for your favourite tranny
>giving away gold/items to your favourite tranny
>discussing how you would fuck your favourite tranny together with 10+ people

>>174152254
>I want to judge light!!
Litterally never happens since we only JoL on Magmadar and Golemagg
>No I will judge light I'm better than you!!!
Never happens since it's always puddi because of 350ms
>no I'm better look at this cherrypicked fight
I only know 1 pala who frequently links meters.
Stop being such a overdramatic bitch Lumi. You're a shit class lead who's under the illusion of being good, because your unsynchronized upload put you second.

>>174152254
What is the easiests healers to play?

>>174153085
literally proving me right with your post kek

>>174153463
Didn't meant to reply, sorry.

Can someone explain me what is na eu proxy and which realm i should start playing thinking anathema or darrowshire.

>>174152560
whisper manlett for ginvite

>>174153085
> because your unsynchronized upload put you second.

it's Madtii uploading them and there are several people using dpsmate so the meters are pretty accurate

you paladins are the cancer of this guild

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>>174153085
>paladins talking shit

what >>174153969 said

you are the cancer of this guild, always bringing your retard underageb& drama into guild chat

I really don't want to know what the fuck is going on in that paladin discord of yours, sadly you always leak shit and we have to read it

>>174154136
This image is out of context.
Puddi is the only one who cares about meters

>>174153085
WAAA PUDDI WANT JOL PUDDI WANT JOL WAAAA

Its a great ability but it means nothing. Dunno why puddi complains about wanting to do it all the time

>>174154595
because it's a hps boost and paladins always shit talk each other because of hps in guild chat

>>174131894
1) yes they can
2) the skip is not even close to half of the fucking dungeon

Shit I just rolled on Anathema without checking here first, did I do a mistake?

>>174154486
the only paladin that doesn't care about meters is Erodeas

this will make a great shitpost

>>174154947
Anathema is on the most current patch. Elysium and Zeth won't be on that patch for another year or so. Zeth is dead and being merged into all the other servers.

>>174155586
All right thanks, is it possible to migrate later on if I regret my choice?

>>174151375
its the exact same shit but the gms are a bit more PC

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Looking for tank, all plate reserved mates

>>174152586
yes
yes
yes
i dont know

>>174155892
>when a single DPS thinks he can reserve anything
>not even at the very least 2 DPS friends starting the party
>literally the most replaceable link of the chain
Never fails to make me laugh

mfw the only autists causing drama in the guild are healers
meanwhile dps bulls banter a bit but are very chill
well save for a certain person

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>>174155559
>>174157648

>>174154837
Are you guys wiping? What is there to talk shit about?
I've been in several guilds as a paladin and I've never seen drama about who gets to judge light. Everyone goes off of what the raid leader wants, which I think is how it should be.
I've also never seen healers acting like bitches about hps, even in faggoty guilds that go out of their way to have separate channels for class/role (that shit is cancer, btw, you underage retards).
Either I'm lucky or you guys are drama stirring attention seeking faggots. I really want to know what you're typing into bing when you try to figure out how guilds work, because it's clear the majority of you are quite young and didn't do this shit when it was live.

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WOW nostalgia

>>174155786
Only if you rolled on Zeth

>>174158693
>Are you guys wiping? What is there to talk shit about?

we have the occasional wipe every 3 weeks but that's it

now you know why the guild hates the paladins

>>174158559
The more I read from the moh shit the more I think that Askov is a real bro.

>>174158834
Askov...

>>174158803
That sounds pretty annoying, but again I'm just an observer from outside so whatever I think really means jack shit.
It's semi-interesting how /vg/ guilds always attract a certain "type". I'm sure lots of people in the guild are chill and fun to play with as well, but still.

>>174158943
> attract a certain "type"
it's really fucking weird how it's 99% paladins and druids

>>174158878
fucking hell im not askov, i play horde

HEY GMS I KNOW YOU LURK HERE
GO YELL AT THE CODERS TO MERGE https://github.com/elysium-project/server/pull/205 ALREADY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD THIS BUREAUCRACY IS KILLING ME

>>174158559

don't drag tim curry through the mud like this

>>174158834
askov and erodeas are bros

t. Onfire

>>174159026
google's fault

>>174158878
Not me

>>174158559
who the fuck makes these lmao
please make more

>>174159467
you can make them yourself

open paint

>>174159532
I'm not creative or funny like you

anyone on horde can spare me a bit of silver for skills?

https://youtu.be/pKvd-Ahwib0

What is it about Elysium that gives Ret the dps boost that these guys are claiming? Or are they just full of shit/massively outgearing the competition?

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>>174158559
more

>>174159828
>>174159467
give me a topic then

>>174159879
i'm pretty sure it's already been done, but can you do one about the choker fiasco

>>174145040
can someone explain what the fuck that picture is

>>174159879
The Argentinian Debt Crisis

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>>174159467
reposting pillow drama

this post will self destruct in 20 minutes

>>174159014
Yeah i don't get that either, and I always play paladin or shaman.
To be honest i never hear about this kind of faggotry except in these threads anyhow so maybe it's all a meme and I'm stupid.

>>174159737
They're using dpsmeters, which is the worst dps tracking meters in existence, notice how he doesn't show any actual numbers.
He probably outgears the people he is playing with, he has lionheart helm and arcanite reaper so that helps.
He's also most definitely playing with shitters

>>174151970
>tfw first on total and eff healing every time

get at me

>>174159737
Are they stacking different ranks of judgement of uh, crusader?
Also yeah, they are outgearing everyone. That's always been the "secret" to ret dps and even then isn't amazing compared to other classes.
Is that another video that highlights dps on trash?
I didn't watch it but if it's the same dude I'm thinking of, he's a nice guy but very autistic about paladin shit and is unable to pull this shit off without having a dedicated group supporting him or being ok with it.

>>174158559
lost it at dads

>>174159973
nah I would probably get shit wrong, don't know much about it besides Pseudohealer sperging and Babymetal looting it to himself

>>174158693
healing meters are fine if everyone is pulling their weight. if someone's a fucking slacker or shit at the game you can see it right away from meters and their mana

>>174159975
please?

>>174160047

reminder that shitter karu is trash and is regularly laughed out of any community he decides to shit up with his presence

literally going through the archive for pictures for my next shitpost

someone post a Bart picture please

Every week I assign JOL to someone and every week Puddi complains that she wants it

>>174159737
>something about ap/sp scaling being more generous
>gear looks similar, however rogue/warrior scaling will pull ahead in bwl gear

>tfw racing against the clock to hit 60 before the merge
Am I going to make it?

>>174161620
What level are you now?

>wander slightly too close to the midfight
><Corruption>
><Devouring Plague>
><Curse of Agony>
><Shadow Word: Pain>
AAAAHHHHH

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>>174161390
Tell me about Bart, why does he wear the mask!?

>>174151970
A good healer will never go oom and will purposefully end a fight at 0 mana to squeeze that last bit of hps out. Obviously if they let somebody die for more numbers they're bad but there's nothing inherently wrong with trying to min/max your hps.

>/wpsg/ so dead they get wiped off the board
I came here to laugh at private servers

>>174161828
elysium is far from dead tho so

>>174161828
You can laugh at private server all you want but Warmane will still have more players in thunder bluff than retail has on all realms combined.

>elemental fire is 8g on ally AH
>less than 5g on horde AH
>literally noone taking advantage of this through the neutral AH
??????

>>174158693
When it comes to farm fights (FARM NOT PROGRESSION) it is extremely boring to be a healer and so meterwhoring is how we alleviate the boredom. Some may say it's a useless skill but knowing the ins and outs of your class enough to squeeze every ounce of healing you can will translate to better healing skills in general

>>174159737

didnt ret palas claim they viable dps in vanilla since forever maybe they just delusional

>>174162210
Why don't you try it, see how it works out for you.

>>174158834
>gets tilted out from being called a gay fag and having his accent made fun of
>actively sabotages the raid

>>174145445
No I'm not....

>>174155892
>That's actually my guild leader in TEMPEST

>>174157518
I joined a pug for ony right at the start(third person in group) and immediately the two others started fighting over who gets the head(reserved). one a rogue and one a priest. shits retarded

>>174162717
With the right consumables (ALL of them) and high end gear Ret can put out solid numbers within the confines of certain servers. What works on Elysium ie sp/ap coefficients and such dont work on other blizzlike servers. Nost for example had wonky consecration coefficients which gave Rets more dps than other servers.

I will say this, the stigma that Ret had to endure was not totally the fault of the playerbase but rather a salty ex Everquest player wow dev who thought that anything with a mana bar that could use a shield should ONLY be allowed to heal and nothing else. Its a shame this stigma has carried over to a decade old iteration of the game where you'd think people would be more open to hybrids given that end game content is trivial regardless.

>>174162881
I'm 41
I only have 14g left after my mount

>>174162495
>>174161739
noo, i'm not saying squeezing every hps you can is bad, that's great if you do it while making sure people aren't dying.
I'm saying it seems silly to shit talk about it relentlessly. I'm not in the guild so grain of salt, maybe i'm retarded.

>>174163239
which head

>>174163501
No one wants your shitty "retbull" that does 275 dps with lokamir on nefarian

>>174163589
disregard this i'm dumb

>>174162975
can you stop impersonating Madti on here? she has enough psychological problems already

>>174162717
its not as bad as people say but its nothing special. if a pally wants to ret in my group and tries to keep up with the rest of us im not fussed

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>>174161037

>>174163931
these are good

Help me decide. Go back to my old Nost PvP ret pala, or roll a new lock on Ely. I don't mind the ret memes and I had pretty good gear, but I like farming gold and paladins are trash at that since they nerfed DM:E.

Also how dead is Ely compared to the 99% raidloggers that is Anathema and Kronos?

>>174163931
LOL, implying dads was over the top

redpill me on darrowshire. tired of getting curbstomped 24/7

>>174164416
It's dead as fuck and boring as shit.

Curbstomping and being curbstomped is the only content in vanilla.

>>174164416
it is dead
dead
dead

>>174163931
holy shit

Why we left kronos?

>>174164182

elysium is pretty alive man, the population decrease is a bit worrying for the future but right now its still good

>>174164757
where did erodeas go?

>>174164781
FUCK OFF RUSSIA
WE CAN TELL IT'S YOU

gummy will save us

>>174164882
To heaven, where he truly belongs.

how come no one gets divine favor in the holy tree? does anyone on elysium heal with a reckoning build or do you all go ret?

>>174164757
pretty good

>>174165683
I'm not terribly familiar with paladin specs, but I think some shockadin build is the most popular build.

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What add-ons do people use for tanking? ktm only works when other people have it (which normies never do)

Also an addon for dps that isn't dpsmeters (ignores pets, is generally shit), and an addon that puts floating combat numbers where I can actually see them would be nice

>>174165937
Seconded, I'd like a floating threat bar over enemies for tanking trash with
Even if everyone has KTM it only shows threat on your selected target

>>174165937
KTM is the only decent threat addon that works in vanilla. The server doesn't broadcast threat calculations so that's why everyone needs to have KTM to get it figured out client-side.

While leveling, yeah nobody fucking uses it, but at 60 any competent raid leader should have forced everyone to install it.

>>174166138
Threat on nameplates would be nice but I don't think there any addons that do that.

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>>174160072
it's very real
they're arguing again right now

they also posted this pic for everyone to see

WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH THE JEWS THIS TIME, THERE WON'T BE ANY LEFT TO CRY ABOUT A "HOLOCAUST"!!!

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>>174166704
>Madti: Baby please kill yourself

>>174158559
why is that one dude a pillow? am i missing something?

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>>174166704
nice autism puddi

you'd fit in with all the other :druid:

>>174166907
pillow = Lumi

>>174166704
Seems like a justified lootban

>>174166704
Why is pudding so passive-aggressive?

>>174165875
never seen anyone take holy shock in vanilla though. for all the paladin shitposters here, it sure is strange no one has any input on paladin mechanics

>>174164182
Dont go back to Ret whatever you do. The stigma is more real than ever and people will shun you from any serious content. Go Warrior if you want to plate dps and bask in all the gear

>>174167204
none of them know shit about the class
they just follow a guide and spam flash of light

>>174167204
I'm fairly certain 99% of this thread is just ERPers ERPing and whenever they do talk about mechanics they just parrot whatever the gleaned off other players.

>>174164757
what is pally power? i always have people whisper that asking if i have it or not. i dont use any addons(unnessessary trash desu i raid with regular ui just fine

>>174167204
The cd on holy shock is far too long, even if it is essentially free and a guaranteed crit. The damage (even crit) is shit also.

Divine favor is great and worth it for any spec

>>174167204
holy shock is for the lazy people, paired with divine favor it's ok (in my opinion) for healing targets in dire need.

>>174167386
it manages paladin blessings.
raidleaders want it

>>174167054
but why

>>174167494
never had an issue before. i usually just tell my raid leader i am giving everyone blessing of light and thats that. i always do mone first so my timer reminds me to renew. i have never had any problems except for 2 other pallys in an mc who basically flipped shit and tried to get me removed(unsuccessfully)

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>boes of mage set always go to guild bank for AH and guild funds, to pay for flasks for tanks and the like I suppose
>since the items aren't even that good this means I might never complete the full set

Not gonna lie indirectly subsidizing fags like the mafia because of this is giving me serious ragefeels

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>Get the urge to play again
>This account has been closed :^)
So is this a ban that I need to appeal or something? It's an old Nost account, but I successfully switched it over to Elysium and even played a bit after it was brought back up.

>>174167693
>I always do mine first so my timer reminds me to renew

Same, this is a really good way to keep track of blessings. I don't need an addon.

>>174168251
youre fucked. just wait with the rest of us for crestfall like mormal oeople

>>174168251
>he didn't set up 2FA

Literally the only safeguard against the yellow menace.

>>174168171
If they're going to the guild bank for funds even though you want them just fucking buy them from the master looter for vendor price, they'd have no reason to say no to that as long as you're still raiding in good gear.

>>174167314
I've actually mained warrior since retail vanilla - actually went ret to change it up a bit.

Stigma doesn't bother me too much (although seeing a Zin'Rokh get passed to a Prot Warr over me on Nost was jarring), the class's utter incompetence in farming and wpvp is a bigger issue imo.

can someone give me a quick rundown on MoH couples?

Suddenly i cant see anything in chat nor it shows up when i type. How fix?

>>174168171

t1 is shit and looks like shit too must fucking skip it m8

>>174168515
I wasn't really following Elysium when I was taking my break so I wasn't even aware of it until now.

>>174157648
>rolled a pally for first vanilla char
>planned on healing
should I change before it's too late?

>>174168336
>Just wait till 2018
No ty

>>174168984
> vendor price
> handful of gold
> when there's retards buying the items for 200g

I'm fucked lad

>>174169076
I had this too and had to reinstall because I couldn't figure it out

>>174169196
> purple aesthetic is noice
> BIG headpieces and shoulders

Fuck you I like it

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>>174167507
lumi = pillow

>>174169995
Nice try buddy but this wouldn't be gay even if it was true as feminine dicks aren't gay.

>>174169054
Chuchu + Femdead
Eyebrow + Eyelash
Amy + Lumikaru
Bart + Havetts
Bart + Ironfoe
Askov + Dads
Luthien + Lythria
Sylviee + Flurrz
Onfire + Grud
Puddi + Babymetal
Puddi + Olivia
Melori + Olivia
Madti + Olivia
Madti + Longview
Madti + Dads
Madti + Indi
Madti + Manlett
Madti + Captncold
Madti + Artie
Madti + Infamily
Madti + Sylviee
Madti + Grude
Onfire + Grude

>>174170197
Where am I? :(

>go thru thread
>not one namedrop of my name

feels good to have better gear than half of you without the drama

>>174170318
Let me guess, you're one of the retards who goes on IF bridge to spout memes and be obnoxious but it's ok because you aren't technically in the guild.

>>174170268
who

>>174169052
Rets shine in wpvp though, far more than Warrs unless you have a healer riding your dick. Farming is easier on a pally than it is on a warr too

>>174170431

technically is a word used by retards who don't properly speak english

go back to ur hut zug zug

>>174168251
>Ban
>Appeal
>Elysium
How do you think you'll manage to make the GM circlejerk admit they make mistakes to each other? lol

>>174170197
NO
CHUCHU IS
GRUDE + CHUCHU
DON'T PAIR ME WITH THAT AUTISTIC POLTARD SHIT

What is wrong with the leash range on this server? it's fucking ridiculously long

>>174170968

what's leash range not kidding

>>174170892
you also have Madti

Chuchu belongs to warriors

>>174170759
Ret has no mobility and no way to tag a mob from range. Also, at the same gear, ret takes waaay longer to kill stuff.

Yeah, they're better in duels - but wpvp isn't a fair duel. Ret just gets kited to hell by pretty much everyone who starts at range in my experience. Engineering helps a bit but a warrior with engineering is even better.

>>174152586
>not quite but almost
>yes
>somewhat
>its mostly fine, the thing I immediately noticed is that the aggro reset range is way higher than it should be

>>174170825
I see I struck a nerve there

Just because you're not in the guild doesn't mean people don't notice your obnoxious meme spouting

>>174171125

the bridge is a meme

>>174171046
The distance you have to run from an enemy before they stop chasing you and reset

what's best wpvp during leveling class?

rogue , mage, or NE hunter?

>>174171598

hunter or rogue

as a mage mana is way too muhc of a bitch during leveliing so unless you get first hit or have cd for evo mana gems ready its shitty

any advice for a first time Warrior to help me be the best Warrior I can be?

>>174172169

true thank u for the heads up.

i'm gonna go dorf rogue and go full blown dindu murder mode

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>>174170197
But this should be onfire + javel

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Nothing personell, FinallyFresh

>>174172852
KEK
Ony?

>>174173029
yes

Is MoH worth joining if I'm not into tranny ERP or should I just find a normie guild?

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>>174172852

>>174173353
IMHO yes, you don't get involved in drama unless you seek it out.

>want to play on ely
>don't want to get spawncamped 24/7

what's the point

is my Madtimadti online?

>>174174346
Yes, I am :^)

>>174174346
just got a call
Madti was ran over by a truck, not on the news because these attacks are a daily occurrence in yurop now

>>174171046
Think of that dog thing from the Mario games.. can only attack you from so far cause of its leash.. imagine in WoW the point where the leash is tethered is the mobs spawn, same idea

>>174174667
>Think of that dog thing from the Mario games.. can only attack you from so far cause of its leash

or just think of a real dog on a leash? fucking kek, dude...

Warmane has instant 70 with ger on tue PTR. Anyone want to run Kara or mag?

>>174174469
post them

>>174173353
Find a "normie" guild because you'll have to deal with those people eventually. The tranny erpers get preferential treatment.

It's kinda disgusting how guilds without thirsty trapfags are labeled "normie" these days, even if their autism levels are through the roof.

>gather a prem
>warr afks and doesn't join bg
>no initiation
>can't attack for shit
>priest gets mad, leaves
>total disaster
Horde as it is.

>>174174108
Level on Zeth'Kur and then wait for character transfers.

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>>174172192
Level first aid/cooking
Play Human
Get a healslut
Get used to dying

>Madti still sleeping

what a fucking slob
I just want to show her the OP pic

>>174172852
>this is literally the only way dank weed losers can beat FF on the meters

>>174175267
MHGA?

alright indi you need to post the puddi feet pic

>>174176583
Yes.

>>174176946
hair on his toes

>>174176532
If you were to take one look at his gear, you'd realize how easy it is. I'm deep frost spec'd and I still beat him even though he is arcane/frost.

>>174174108
play on a pve server then?

>>174177921
hahaha
and the best part about all of this? Bart didn't play on K2

Infamy - Today at 05:18 PM
I got to be honest here friends.
I try not to judge, but if you've ever posted nudes of yourself in this discord I'm going to veto you on any bis loot.
I've just made a mental note that you're probably not stable enough to be a reliable raider for future progression.
Sorry but that's what happens.

Whatever happened to dorf fort guild?

>>174177051
Yeah you werent good.
Didn't do better than a random pug and we scrapped randoms.

>>174178883
so, confirmed lootbans:
Lumikaru
Puddi
Javel
Madti
Chuchu

Why are you people like this?

I've never seen autism this bad.

>>174179770
Nihilum dps went like this:
1. Madti (3rd most geared swords rogue)
2. Phaseroll (most geared swords rogue)
3. Jaime (GANOME swords rogue)
4/5. Glurf/Manlett (dagger rogues)
6. Longview (least geared swords rogue)
7. Iminl (most (only) geared fury)
8. Comfy (2nd most geared swords rogue)
9. Mavaqt (only good mage)
10. Turin (threepwood/guybrush, best hunter)
11. Jaedung (most geared warlock)
12. Murder (2nd most geared warlock)
13. Bossnova (tryhard ultra geared 3 debuff using shadow priest)
14. Tempest (super nice warlock)(edited)
you can change melee places depending on the week

>>174179883
>>174179689
AHAHAHA
POST MORE LEAKS, TENDIES

what else do you have? I fucking love you dude

>>174179689
>>174179883
moar

>>174179543
I should of just join the other prem instead of going with guild. Now I can't even find any.

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>>174180172
>>174180281

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>>174179883
>>174179689
now i've seen everything

Tendies, now you can redeem yourself, everyone from MoH is reading this

post everything

>>174180523
lol holy shit puddi get it together

tendies buy me hotw

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i should have fucking played horde

>we asked for Kasandra x Auto logs
>we asked for Madti x Auto logs

>we get Tendies x Puddi logs

>>174180887
>we'll never get the Puddi feet pics from Indi after this

Tendies nows your chance

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>>174180887
forgot
>mfw

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>>174180523

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>>174180887
>>174181063
RELEASE THE LOGS, AUTO

>>174181313
He would never do that, they'd preclude him from any future erp.

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>>174179689
>>174179883
>>174180523
Just embrace it Puddi. Be the healslut you always wanted to be.

>>174181435
But they both hate him and just use him for their personal gain so why wouldn't he?

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>>174181313
That's the best we've got.

>>174181757
that shit doesn't have their chat though

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>>174180887
>Madti x Auto logs

wait what? ex-Nihilum/K2 here, did I miss that? I don't remember it happening

>>174181757
what sort of bribes/deals has automute gotten to keep them secret?

>>174181610
Because in his mind any attention they pay him is good attention.

>>174182228
it's sad t bh

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>>174182207
Why would kasandra/madti reveal what they talked to with auto?
They want to have benefit of the doubt.

>>174180887
>>174182204
hello?

>>174182484
>Benefit of the doubt.
?

>>174182721
>>174182204
Look literally two posts above you moron

>>174182773
that's Kasandra

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I have never played WoW vanilla or nu-WoW ever in my life. I've only played FFXIV in terms of "clones". What am I in for? Can I have some tips?

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>>174182204
I only have this

>>174182841
Are you incapable of reading?

>>174181757

>>174182954
Few classes can deal with more than one mob at once.
Tanks are in massive demand for 5mans while leveling but good luck getting into a raid at 60.
Horde is full of greykilling edgelords and Ally is full of whiny faggots who sit in ironforge ERPing all day.
You WILL have to grind while leveling, both for XP and the gold.
Turn back while you still can.

>>174183129
my bad

thought you read my question wrong when I was asking about my pure maiden

>>174183085
...

>>174182954
It's gonna suck and you're gonna like it.

Also go on the website and set up 2FA.

anathema should i play ally or horde and warrior or huntard

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>>174183378
Horde if you want to bully little girls
Ally if you want to be the little girl
Warrior if you want to die often but have people suck your dick to tank their dungeons
Hunter if you actually want to level at a bearable pace and difficulty

>>174183085
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Trying to smear a person with all your personal information

hello?

>>174183085
I still don't understand how he pulls it off after I heard him on voice

>all the puddi slutposting was actually not a meme
lol

>>174183723
>everyone should ignore Tendies

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Which class am i?
70% people fail this quiz

why are all of the hunters in the guild retarded?

the class lead doesn't even have a mic and they just invited some guy who got kicked from his last guild for being autistic.

they are the low key worst class in the guild.

>>174184389
Alliance?
If not your guild is just autistic in general and you should probably leave.

>>174184372
negromancer

>>174179770
I feel you man, I feel you.

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>>174183574

I feel like im watching the kardashians here. Do people have nothing better to do than talk about these cringe wanabe memesters and follow them in stealth ingame?

>>174184604
>maybe if i complain enough about it, it will magically disappear

>>174184372
hunter wearing mostly cloth boes with agi enchants.

>>174183574
i heard hunter becomes shit when AQ arrives is that true?

>>174184604
kek it's fucking hilarious

>>174181313


His dark, brown eyes opened to see Madti’s pale blue ones staring back. A look of intensity on her small features, a shadow of concern, or fear, in her eyes. Madti was nervous - she didn’t know how Automute would react to being utterly and completely naked before her.

They’d been together for months, drawn to one another by their mutual love of ERP and violence. Automute came back from his last special forces mission only to see himself dishonorably discharged from the military. With no job prospects and linger scars - physical and psychological - from combat, he turned to the only work he knew. He and his crew of other disgraced officers ransacked the city, robbing and plundering at will to amass a fortune in offshore accounts to ensure all of them could retire in luxury in a warm and sunny location.

Truth was, though, they had the money a long time ago. But with nothing to do except sit in the sun and watch the ocean roll ashore, it left too much time for Automute to consider his past and what he did. His super-intelligence - something psychologists mistook for madness - caused sleeplessness, anxiety, irritability and anger toward those who didn’t understand the constant and unending thought patterns that churned through his head every minute of every day. His goal was to bring the same chaos he felt to the rest of the world.

Madti never thought she would find someone who shared her problem.

Since childhood, the blonde pixie would be kept awake by ideas and stories rampaging through her mind. She read several grade levels ahead of her classmates and breezed through math and sciences. Her boredom often expressed itself in her lack of attention to the teacher, setting off chemical reactions in the Scholomance lab just for something to do.

>>174184494
Close but not quite.
>>174184782
Winner winner chicken dinner!

>>174184829
their dps doesn't improve as well as other classes do so they fall behind hard
they're still needed though

>>174185185


To try and ease this excess energy, Madti’s mother - for her father split when she was just little - enrolled her daughter in the rogue class. The tiny, slender girl was a natural, tumbling and flying through the air. But being raised by a single mom meant Madti couldn’t continue rogue lessons much past her early teen years.

But because of her intelligence, Madti won multiple scholarships and earned a free ride to the best university in the country, where she studied psychology - not out of a will to help people but out of a need to manipulate others and at the same time understand herself a little more. She slept with a university professor to earn a recommendation for residency at a forensic mental institution - which is where she met Automute, institutionalized after the one time he failed to make the perfect escape.

What she didn’t count on was finding a kindred spirit, someone she could relate to and who understood the turmoil broiling within her head.

She learned - the hard way - over the last few months, however, that Automute didn’t fit any regular psychological pattern. He was unpredictable, violence and psychopathic one moment and caring and attentive the next. He never physically hurt her, but she remained on edge nonetheless.

Madti straddled Automute's narrow hips, his stomach muscles clearly defined from decades of work, exercise and ganking. His chest and arms were a collection of tattoos marking military campaigns and cultures throughout Azeroth. His body was taut, rigid and on edge from a constant state of heightened awareness, despite their last heist completed.

This stripping away the last vestiges of a mask, leaving Automute completely exposed, could go any way - and she’d seen him violent enough on other occasions to know what was in store for her if her gamble proved drastically wrong.

>>174185326


Madti didn’t speak but she lowered her eyes to his facial scars, the fingertips of her right hand gently grazing the edges. Suddenly, he lashed out, one hand grabbing her wrist, his fingernails biting into her flesh, while the other tangled in her hair, grabbing a handful and holding tight.

Madti sucked in her breath, barely breathing. He could easily snap her neck, but she knew if he was going to kill her, he would drag her head under the hot, fragrant water and watch the light leave her eyes.

His eyebrows knitted together in anger as he pulled her head toward him, kissing her violently as he twisted her arm behind her back. He pulled her head sharply away, his chest heaving, anger still clouding his features. With her free hand, she snaked it around his neck, wrapping her sinewy legs around his waist as well as she pushed forward for another deep kiss. As her tongue slipped past his teeth, she felt him relax, his grip on her arm releasing to cradle her ass.

Without breaking the kiss, Automute set her on the edge of the vast bathtub, his hand sliding between her legs as he pressed two fingers inside. Madti gasped, and clutched the hair at the nape of his neck. She turned her face away and he kissed and licked her cheek as his fingers pulled and stroked inside her body. His other hand clutched and squeezed her breast.

Her breathing quickened and her nails dug into his skin. She bit at his lip as she kissed him. Listening to her moans and feeling her body quiver made him hard and unable to resist, he slid his cock into her. His hand gripped her thigh, his other arm wrapped around her waist as she perched on the edge of the tub. She came, her body gripping his cock like a vice and her limbs enveloped him. She tipped her head back, her blonde hair falling away from her face, and he kissed the underside of her chin as he drove his cock into her body until that shudder took him as well.

>>174184759
Keep jerking off to erp and getting excited when you find out they fart to each others face ingame faggot

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Can anyone pleeeaaaaase give me money for my mount, i only need 78 more gold~

Btw im a girl irl, deal with it boys! ;^)

>>174184829
Not necessarily shit, but yes that is true.

Hunters scale poorly with gear. They start off very strong on their own compared to other classes at fresh 60 gear levels, but hunters get outperformed by other classes that become exponentially stronger with BiS gear like warriors, while hunters pretty much get left in the dust as their damage improves linearly the better geared they become.

Thankfully, vanilla is well before the counterproductive nightmare that is "bring the player not the class" so people will need hunters for groups and raids anyway. You DPS doesn't matter the warriors will one-shot everything for you, they want those distracting shots. You'll start to feel a lot weaker in wPVP though, sadly.

So schools of fish aren't in game until like bwl, is the only real viable option for alchemy type fish (blackmouth, firefin, stonescale) open water fishing?

>>174185460


As their shared orgasm subsided, Automute felt some of the tension leave his body and he pulled Madti into the water with him. Under the surface they went, still entwined. He pushed her hair away from her face and kissed her as air bubbles headed to the surface. They came up from under the water, Madti giggling and Automute smiling his grotesque, pinched smile. He scooped her up and placed her feet-first onto the cool tile. She handed him a towel and took one herself as they dried off before heading to the adjoining bedroom.

Madti slid her naked body between the soft sheets, admiring the view from the floor to ceiling windows in the penthouse suite. “Whose penthouse is this?” she asked Automute as he climbed into bed next to her.

“Grud lives here when he’s in town and doesn’t want to head back to the suburbs,” he said.

“Oh.”

>>174185471
nice projection, but i don't follow the drama, i ignore it
maybe you could do the same and instead of shitting up the thread with your endless complaints, you can contribute to actual game discussion you retarded baboon

>>174183252
I've played MapleStory back in the old days. Same for Ragnarok. I think I know grind.

>>174185550
That's the only way to get fish, yep.

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hi im not even posting in the thread can u guys stop talking and msging me..

she made like 3 accs and keeps trying 2 msg me i just want to be left alone thx!

goodluck friends at mandate!

- tendies!

also heres a funny pic i made of artie let me know what u think in the comments below

http://i.imgur.com/sWbVcW0.png

>>174186258
I will love you if you leak more private stuff you got of people in this guild

>>174184604
Basically yes.

Have you ever seen channelawesome threads on /tv/? Literally the same thing.

>>174186258
more lewds please

i consider you guys my friends

>>174186258
post feet pic

>>174182204
nothing ever happened between me and Automute
I hate that retarded creep

>>174187182
big if true

>>174187091
i miss DiF

>>174187441
We all do

<Puppers in Forest> soon

>>174187182
same

>tfw someone calls your character ugly

Join salty dogs while you still can

No drama shitposting only doggoposting

>>174187101
https://discord.gg/Ua6hb

>>174187182
glad we agree

>>174187182
B T F O
T
F
O

Seeing his face makes me calm down, the bald head and mature beard make me see him as the father I never had, such a relaxing expression... and now, his fat black veiny cock throbbing right in front of my face, not even erect and it's already so big that it makes my small body cower in fear, my long blonde hair shaking as if there was some strong wind toying with it... while at the same time drool is starting to flow from between my lips, my mind is yearning for it
as I start nibbling on it his T2 shoulders suddenly give of a light glow like they're a part of his body
Slowly I begin to slide my tongue up and down his shaft, circling and licking around the tip of his penis. He's fully erect now. I shy away, shocked as I realize this monster is the size of my forearm, bigger than his Ragnaros shield. I muster up all my courage and start putting it into my mouth but it's no use, I'm unable to fit more than the head. With it in my mouth I avert my gaze up, into his eyes, signaling him my sadness that I can't repay him for not letting me die on Broodlord. Suddenly his soothing voice fills my ears "don't worry, Madti, let me help". I feel a Blessing of Might placed on me. This is it, I feel invincible. Working my way past the head I go all in and try deepthroating it. A mistake, I gag and have to throw up. There's no time to come to my senses again as he forcefully grabs me, angry from this mess, turning me around and bending me over the railing of the IF bridge, immediately forcing his beast inside me. I can't even let out a gasp since I'm frozen from the shock. With each thrust he's gettin more fierce, my eyes rolling around from pleasure as he lays down his hammers of justice on my petite behind. As I regain my consciousness I can feel him casting BoP on his member. I cancel it "this isn't a bubble pull, let it all out inside". As he's getting close he turns to Kasandra who has been watching us the whole time " it's not just T2 you're missing out on"

>>174173353
from someone who has pugged with bunch of people on this server and other shitty mmos+retail, both raids and dungeons: it's all the same shit. if you have something in common (like browsing this shitty imageboard for example) with people it's better to play with them instead, you'll have easier time fitting in and having fun in general. joining a guild just to get items in a game as old and played through as this is absolutely worthless.

t. not in moh

>>174188404
one of the GOAT k2 copypastas

>>174187713
Because it is u blind fuck.

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>>174188404
>As I regain my consciousness I can feel him casting BoP on his member. I cancel it "this isn't a bubble pull, let it all out inside".

>>174188601
how is it good?
its a fucking wall of text i can't be arsed to read it

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>>174188650
fuk u

>>174188951
>horde
cuckcuckuckcuckcukcuckcuck

is there any chinese rice imageboard guilds in anathema or should i start playing overpopulated crap elysium

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>>174187713
im ugly and im proud

>>174189163
the only organized /vg/ guild is in elysium pvp alliance
all other guilds died

Does this whole Tendies x Pudding event mean Pudding is back on the market for the orbiters?
Does this mean all the orbiters now have a chance at the Mighty Avatar Pudding?

>>174189775
they were soaked up by Madti a long time ago