/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Second for
[Your name here] has chosen the easy way out.

>>174134945
>>174134998
>>174135027
SIT

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wen

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When

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WHEN

Remember Higgus

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wHEN

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w h e n ?

>>174135646
One seat cars when???

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WH3N?

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>>174136737
There would be no point because it wouldn't be able to go faster than any other car in the game, due to the speed cap that locks cars at 125.

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>>174136395
next tuesday

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>>174136606
When we get f1 cars

>>174136395
Apr 4, 2017

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>>174137390
Are you blind or retarded?

I want more finn cars like the glendale.
Something like a 1972 Mercedes.

GAHHH give me more comfy cars.

>>174137874
Do you have autism? It was pretty clear in my post I was being sarcastic.

"The Turismo Classic is a retro design based on popular 1980s Ferrari models, particularly the Ferrari F40 in the overall body design, frontal fascia, and rims. It takes inspiration from the Ferrari Testarossa in its rear portion"

probably when they release the Infernus and Turismo "retro" models tho

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In 3 hours?

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>>174139683

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>>174139683

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>You're a R* dev
>You have to choose 5 vehicles from IV to the Online
>No more vehicles from IV after that.
>Choose wisely

APC
Turismo
Hakumai
Chavos
Sentinel

>List of all the vehicles:
https://pastebin.com/ee4A3EgS

>>174140563
>naming your character

Hahahahahaha

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I figured this was going to be an hour long process

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>>174141627
inmate centipede

>>174141043
t. guy who named his character "cum s l u t"

>>174141917
I bet shes your waifu too

Hahahahahahaha

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rate my GTA character

>>174142078
hanna/10

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>>174141062
I don't get the hype over this car in the last thread.

>>174140563
c-cute!

>>174140563
ew

>>174142527
I just wanted it for the aesthetics

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>it's a 'level 10 hacker with minigun stickybombs and a rocket voltic shits up the session for everyone' session

>>174142665
It does look pretty nice. But, it handles like a water bed on shopping cart wheels even with full mods.

NEW SHIT WHEN? I WANT IT NOW GOD DAMN IT

>>174142992
>handles like a water bed on shopping cart wheels

Most muscle cars do, that's kind of the point.
Although I do wish muscle rims would fatten up the rear tires a bit, even if it didn't change the handling just having the car look like it's set up for drags when you change the tires would be cool.

>>174142078
washed up aunt who had too much cocaine
2/10

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Fuck you, Benny

>>174144464
What program are you using to get that spec overlay?

>>174145976
MSI Afterburner

>>174140697
>be a R* dev
>hmm,do we need more vehicles from gta 4?
>Nah,fuck it,lets just do another useless adversary mode

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>>174140697
Presidente
PMP600 Sport Wagon edition
Uranus
Marbelle
Contender mk1

>Bonus
spolerless comet

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What car would best resemble a GT500?

weirdest loonie in gtag?

>>174147702
me

>>174140697
>IV to Online
That triggers my autism, items from a previous GTA kept exclusive to Online? Fuck that shit, I'll pretend it'll get added to SP as well.

Hakumai
Sabre
PMP600 (updated to 2013 Chrysler 300C/SRT)
Presidente (updated to 2016 ATS-V)
DF8-90

>>174141985
As if, faggot. I don't even have a whole day played as her.

Something tells me you're projecting...

>>174148925
They stopped adding stuff to SP almost two years ago, they're not going to start back up.

>>174149374
I know, bro. Still a shitty and scummy move to mistreat the very game they spent 5 years on, only to appeal to the half-assed Online mode that is barely holding together with silly string and band-aids.

So I just bought a key for this and didn't realize it was a social club
key not a steam key.

Fine whatever but why is this download so slow I get like 500kb/s..
Anyone know of a torrent/mega of most of the files legit so I don't have
to download from these shite servers?

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Post how your M,T, and Fs look like

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>>174149913
Sorry all I got is my MtF

>>174147604
tampa

>>174149020
This aint the first time u post your waifu, you are not fooling anyone, idiot

>>174151642
>other /gtag/ fags post their fem characters all the time on a daily basis
>*cricket chirps*
>I post the same photo of my character twice since I rarely use her, let alone play as her
>"lol its ur waifu"

lmao, insecure faggot trying too hard to hide the fact he's projecting. Sperg harder.

>>174141062
>spoiler

I only grab the ones that don't have a ducktail on them.

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>>174151642
did somebody say post your waifu?
okay,postin dat waifu that everybody dreams of
is that a candy bar in your pocket,or you just happy to give me some shares,boss? ;^)

>>174152580
But the other gtag fags dont name their characters

>elena

Hahahahahaha

>>174152848
Seriously, this.

And you first posted her saying "post your good looking characters" like two days ago.

GG cunt eat my shit

>>174151264
just

How should I dress my Franklin, Trevor, and Michael?

>>174152848
They do, retard, and it's just a dumbass name, no wonder you're autistic enough to have such a minor thing make you go under a massive autistic breakdown.

>Hahahahahahaha
You need to be 18 to post here.

>>174153154
Nigga, the "post good looking characters" shit has been done since fucking forever on this general, you're only noticing it now because you're too retarded to remember. I've posted to the "good-looking characters" post with my male so many times, but when I do it with my female once, you faggots lose your shit like crybabies.

Anyhow, I'm done, I'm not replying to anymore of your spergs.

>>174153568
suit and tie
trucker
casual

>>174153589
I'm not only noticing it now you dumbcunt.

No one's losing their shit but you you spergian cumguzzler.

]
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yawn

>>174153669
Please, you're the only one who's losing his shit over a name of a virtual character, that's the epitome of autistic sperging. I've posted the character with the "good-looking" post literally once, and that was in the last general, so don't act like a retard and think you won't be called out for it.

Project harder, shit-eating cocksucker.

The game is infested with skids like a hooker with STDs right now.

>>174153589
>hahahahahahaha

lol

>>174153852
hahahahaha
when your family asks if you have a gf, do you tell them her name's elena uhuhuhuhuhu

>>174153852
You are replaying to the wrong anon

>elena

Hahahahaha lolololo

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>>174154013
>hahahahaha
>uhuhuhuhuhu

Why are you projecting your insecurities onto me, anon? Do you have a crush on my character? With the way you're acting, it seems like it.

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does anyone even has an adder anymore?

>>174155304
The nero exists no need to.

>>174155398
wut i thought they were the same things

>>174155304
I do, but I rarely drive it, let alone acknowledge its existence. The Nero basically made owning an Adder moot because it's similar, yet superior in every criteria.

Better interior, actual customization, a functioning aero-spoiler, and a more fluid handling.

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>>174152848
What are you talking about, you have to name them when you make them.

>>174140563
*barfs*

>>174149913
>Playing SP
lol

>>174155854
He's an in-bred 12 year old autist, don't bother.

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>>174139683

content vhen

>>174157936
play landgrab, goy

>>174158321
>Adversary.
Not content.

Fuck you jamretinaz

>>174158667
new char, who dis

>responding to the guy that just reposts stuff from gtaforums

>crane mission in gta v
who asked for this

>he doesn't use a mod menu
why are you making the game worse for yourself?

Post some secretary Rule 34.

>>174159847
Comfyfags, but they didn't want odd-jobs as missions, they wanted them to be side-quests and mini games like in San Andreas to do in their free time.

Sadly, Rockstar fucked up because of ignorance like how they did with many parts of the game, and they never bothered to retcon it.

>>174162794
Will this inside-joke stay for a long time, or will it be short-lived and die after tomorrow?

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when?

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whenN?

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Guys, I bought an MC. What business should I buy? Coke? Meth? What makes the best money?

I'm based out of Paleto Bay so something close would be cool.

>>174155304
since i first bought it yes. gold with chrome stripes. best first car, before the osiris i won every race i entered with it. stats don't matter if the other drivers suck balls

>>174164989
>Paleto Bay
Supply and sale missions will be a bitch for you. Anyway, just get the coke lock-up in Paleto, no use in getting anything further.

>>174164989
coke, but MC a shit in general, CEO is superior

>We are sorry to hear that you experienced loss of progress in GTA Online, but unfortunately we are not able to verify this claim. After thorough investigation of your account details, we are able to find that the GTA$ on your account was not acquired legitimately.
We appreciate your understanding in this regards.
Best regards,
Henry S.
Rockstar Support

Money gained through solo lobbies is now considered hacked money.

>tfw when you would rather play masseffectandromedo than gtao
pls post something nice about gtao and save me from this suffering

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When?

>>174167620
As of now, there's virtually nothing good for players in this game, I myself would rather play Andromeda if restricted to the choice between the two.

Alright so I just picked up GTA for PC just for driving around in first person in single player and listening to the radio. I'm liking it a lot so far but I feel like some parts for the game(eg: Pavement) are really quite ugly.

I'm running a I5 6500 and 1060 6gb, what mods can I install to make the game look better?

Land grab confirmed for worse adversary mode, right? Holy fucking shit, I have never been more mad at this game, I can't get a single good team. I'm always carrying and can only barely scrape by wins. Not at all worth the time and effort.

is there any way to loose levels? I came back from taking a shit to find myself leveled to over 2000... Is there a way to do it besides just starting a new char. I don't want to loose all my cars and such

>>174168860
>tfw you can block out the name and it can be used as a blanket statement for 90% of adversary gamemodes

The real mistake is trying to rely on randoms in GTAO, R* catered to the lowest common denominator and they got it, now the rest of us have to deal with them.

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is this real or i have to spam the friend button agains?

>>174168860
>he never heard of Rhino Hunt

It's literally just a Rhino that can survive 10 explosives vs people in Dune Buggies and a couple of sticky bombs in an open map, the Rhino driver can just sit in a corner and blows up anyone who dares to come near his range, there will never ever be a worse Adversary Mode than this.

>>174134791
>do special cargo mission
>crew gets cargo
>spawn helicopter
>one of the blades are slightly stuck in a wall
>fuck it, start it up
>helicopter immediately explodes
>cargo stuck underground
>just wasted 18k

feels good

>>174167596
It is time to cheat, anon.

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>>174167596
>even when hackers take money rockstar will do whatever it takes to not give people back their money so they can buy sharkcards

>>174170153
>doing crates

>>174169262
R* Support ticket

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>>174170457
rockstar doesn't care about any of us

>>174167596
Okay, this legitimately enraged me.
Give me the source please.

>>174134791
Is getting elite challenge on Fleeca still the best way to get money?

>>174167596
>Use exploit to negate the risk of a risk/reward way of making money
>Surprised at all it gets countered

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>>174171074
>play public lobby
>get teleported to sea, then 50 clones of myself with green hair appear on my back
>crash after a fuckton of cages smash into me and my clones attack each other with AP pistols

>>174171074
>exploiting = cheating

Vapid Radius or Enus Huntley S for best SUV

>>174171074
You mean the exploit where the game boots everyone out of your game and spawns NPCs to trash your deliveries?
Wow how dare anyone make money that way, such fucking cheaters I hope they get banned.

oh ffs, a fuckin cunthead just spammed 500b$ on me.

>>174172298
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/requests/new

>>174157282
wife

>>174172428
restartin the game now to see if i got the bans
how long until i can safely spend my money?

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>>174172298
As long as he can't buy shit from your account with that money, you're probably okay... You just can' buy shit until some undefined period of time until Rockstar deletes it... Wait...
http://gtaforums.com/topic/885020-psa-pc-players-risk-of-fraud-rank-outfit-manipulation/page-14#entry1069520338

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>>174172620
great... i hope whoever does this shit gets cancer

Are there any lewd crews I can join full of neckbeards pretending to be slutty women?

>>174172858
/gtag/. Be sure to hit up Kaz.

>>174172298
>making cheesecake
>afk for about 30 minutes
>come back to 425million dollars
>leave server immediately
>stuck in limbo between old server as im still seeing people type in chat from that session and waiting on a new session.
wat do

>>174172832
you're not banned, just retry

>>174173163
started an invite only to see and the money is still there so im not banned YET
gona harrass the support scrubs with this crap

>>174173102
idk, knowin shitstar we probably gona get a full wipe and some canned "lol you cheated so fuck off" response

whe else here has /original heritage/?

500 internets to the guy that can guess the mother/father

and bonus points if you can guess who this char belongs to

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>>174173738
dammit 4chan, why wont you let me mouse drag my shit

>>174173102
>be me
>be afk
>level 302, ~$10mil
>come back
>level 1680, $500mil

>>174170457
3 DAYS

T
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>>174173102
So, how's the cheesecake?

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>>174149913

So, what does "we may remove the illegitimately gained funds during one of our sweeps." means? Just how much of "muh progress" is going to be "sweeped"? Should i spend it all before they nill my entire thing and start over from lv0?


also
>join random contract mission
>its all 700+ lvl's
there is a new free shittermenu out?

>>174149913
I'm sorry, i killed my trevor like a normal human being.

>>174176564
people have been getting remotely leveled up, it prolly not their faults

>>174176564
>>174176902

see
>>174174970
>>174169262

>>174176902
well one of them was ign so he probably asked for it
but its a good point

great, now some fag removed like 9 mil from my bank, time to forget this game ever existed,fml.
and yes, already wrote a ticket

>>174177741
How? They fixed the passive moneysuck

>>174178175
was jetshitting some fr deathmatchers, and then the red numbers just popped up, increments of 100k i believe, jam was in session and said an account called drainmoney came on and left

Anybody experience drivers crashing on the AMD Crimson Relive Edition? I have 17.4.1 installed.

>>174178384
apparently the whole lobby got drained, other guy reports he lost 200k

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>>174163068
>>174162794
what the fuck is even going on here

some sperg auto-clearing the chat panel with a macro?

Looks like the skids distribute malware through game port exceptions via mod menus.
Someone banned please check their antivirus.

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>>174180467
>mfw I can't tell if this is bullshit or real because it sounds plausible enough after all this crazy ±$$/RP nonsense

>>174140697
>Only 5
>There are 80+ cars on the list
Nigger.

>PMP600
>Coquette
>Esperanto
>Contender
>Freeway

>>174179969
I guess so, thats what it looks like. between the spergs and the rampant hackers, i'll probably avoid GTA for now.

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>>174179969
A few of us were playing against some of the biggest tryhard faggots to have ever existed last night, here's a quick rundown

Where's elena???

so, i just burned about 20m of cheated shekels on useless shit, wonder whats gona happen

>>174183653
did you send a ticket like a good goy?

>>174176564
if you spent the money on cars & property they'll most likely set your cash to 50k or w/e it is if it's lower than that amount, but you should keep your cars & properties.

>>174184803
yep

So I got into PC GTAG, how do I join sessions that GTAG people are in?

>>174183215
haha i remember that

>>174186428
esc menu, online, crews, select GTAG, view members, join one

the more you play people will likely add you to friends list to invite to comfy sessions, or so they can easily join through you while loading

>>174186724
alternatively you can just select "join crew members" but some people will be in shitty sessions full of gross randos

>>174147604
A Dominator Classic if we're talking ideally.

At the moment MAYBE the Tampa, but it's a pretty shit replacement.

Where can I get a Topless Canis Kalahari? You can only buy one with a top and that rare topless one on the beach near the military base cant be owned.

>>174187689
There's a topless version literally on southernsanandreassuperautos.com though?

>>174187781
I dont see it anywhere?

>>174187781
>>174187889
its straight up not in the store for me, I just checked it twice.

>>174188440

lol

>>174188440
>emma
hahahahahahaha

>>174189880
>Elena&Emma

Hahahahaha

>>174191051
>Emma&El
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

>>174191549
>>174191051
>>174189880
someone is lonely

>>174191714
Let us be anon, u got your waifu elena or emma

How do i get mad cash as a beginner?

Just started playing a couple days ago online and bought my first house, but i want to do heists and shit and people are plain retarded who i pair up with.

>>174193446
literally doing nothing is almost guaranteed to get you one hundred million gta$

i'd forgotten how mindlessly fun the insurgent gun is. downside is my hand is cramped

what are the fastest legit ways to make money?

Im talking all steps.

No Heists.

>>174196146
buying shark cards

>>174196146
Heres a few things
>You have CEO Office and a warehouse
Source cars
Sell cars
>You are not CEO nor own a warehouse
Dick ride the CEOs and get paid

>>174196267
Okay I have CEO and Cars.

Is that 100% the best money maker aside from Pacific?

>>174196186
hes not wrong
within 30 seconds, you get 8,000,000 :o!

>>174196342
Do you have a Buzzard, CEO and a Warehouse? If so
>sell 4 cars
>stuck on cooldown
>source car
>do HH
>source car
>do HTLSIA (buzzard)
>source car
>do HH
>source car
>do HTLSIA
if you sell 4 cars, its cooldown is 20min + ((amount of cars - 1) * 10 minutes), so 4 cars = 50min cooldown

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if you dont have at least one of these you're a poorfag.

bout to buy that retro pegassi too

>>174196737
How can I sell 4 cars when I solo?

Yes I have a Buzzard, was the first thing I bought when PC GTA dropped honestly.

guys who is higgus and what did he do?

>>174196813
Zentorno? I don't own one though.
>you're poor lmao
I have more time in a helicopter that costs 3 times as that then you do in total time driving supers

>>174196905
>solo
Oh christ, just sell your cars solo then, 20 minutes is your time.
so, heres what you do
>sell car to LSC
>sell a car from warehouse
>HH/HTLSIA
>source car
>HH/HTLSIA until you can sell another car
once 48 mins pass, sell LSC car
Make sure you have the 32 car warehouse, as in, you get nothing but high ends

>>174196959
Nessi's alt account

>>174197329
>I don't own one though.
stopped reading there poorfag nice try

>>174197329
I own the cheapest one, I think it was 1.5 mill.

Whats LSC?

Is that the top exporter option(most expensive, best payout?)

>>174197329
>HTLSIA
>>174197453
also what is HTLSIA

>>174197453
Los Santos Customs, where you mod cars
If you have a spare garage and you're in the middle of LSC cooldown, aswell as warehouse cooldown, aswell as HH/HTLSIA cooldown, then fill your spare garage with random cars from streets that sell for a bunch of money

>>174197617
Hostile Takeover - LSIA
takes no more than 3 minutes to beat for 22-25k

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>>174157282
Who?

How does the heli glitch work on pac stan?

>>174179969
you can view older chat messages by hitting the PgUp key so its probably just autism

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>>174196813

One thing that triggers me about cars in this game is the fact that the intake valves on the bug catcher intakes don't move

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>>174164989

>>174199660
Whats her name???

We already have emma and elena lol

>>174199804

I can't remember what I called her. How do I check character name?

>>174134791
>doing headhunter solo
>russian guy with mic on joins lobby
>lvl 1300+
>sits at the last target
>put bounty on his ass and suspend process

not dealing with your shit today ivan

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>>174157282
Iffy-bae

>>174199985
Go to character select screen and take a picture. Make sure to post it here.

What makes you come back to this game, /gtag/?

>>174201403
stealy wheely automobiley

>>174200805
Bounties are back on?

>>174201403
The hope that one day I will meet one of my /gtag/ friends irl...

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>>174201403
Doing silly stuff with silly people.

>>174193446
Heists and ceo associate work

Duke o' death when my dudes?

>>174203203
Tomorrow is green PJs Tuesday is duke

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When?

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>>174204027
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!

>>174204237
2013

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>>174204237
Always and forever <3

>>174134791
Why is there a drunk /gtag/ member calling people niggers?

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>>174204748
We posting Sabre Turbos now?

I think this is the only pic I have.

It's hard to make GTAG friends that don't disappear a week later.


>tfw you just want to play with others from the general

>>174205225
This general has a ton of people that have been playing with the general since PC dropped.

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>>174201041

I called her "Junko"

>>174205329
Can't even get into a gtag session anymore.

>>174205784
add a bunch of people from the general then join them from the home menu to find sessions

>>174205958
I typically just jump session but okay.

Protoco7261.

Can I get an invite to the PC crew please?

>>174206790
Um, no?

>>174206790
Blacklist says you kept spawn killing a gtagger and calling them dirty dan until they left the session. No go buddy.

>>174206913

Protocol7261*

sorry, missed off the l

>>174206975
Oh you're perfectly fine then. Whitelisted. Welcome to gtag.

>>174207065
Add me too, Goldsucks.

mingi mingi mingi munayo semaaawen sangu~

>>174207569
You're blacklisted.

>>174207870
This is an outrage, I'm being set up. I demand a retrial.

>>174208071
The word of the blacklist is law. So says I, Blater, king of gtag.

>>174208331
>The word of the blacklist is law. So says I, Blater, cuck of gtag.

FTFY

>>174208630
Yeah well you're blacklisted.

>>174208331
What I do?

>>174208859
Says you blew up 2 gtagger crates while the CEO was delivering the first one.

>>174209012
Well I guess they should not have blown up mine.

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>>174204748
fug the sabre
>posted from my esskey

>>174207870
where the hell is this blacklist

>>174211871
It probably doesn't exist and if it does it's probably in discord. A blacklist is one of the most autistic things a general can do.

>>174211871
>What's the blacklist
This guy.

>>174211998
>discord
>blacklist
a blacklist on discord wouldnt mean anything outside of discord

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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every lobby, I can feel my money... And my level... even my cars... The account I've lost... the funbucks I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past!

>>174213713
Who is this?

>tfw you want to play others
>tfw you're stuck with shitters.


It's okay, I didn't want to play anyways.

>>174189880
>>174191051
>>174191549
Someone's projecting their insecurities a little too hard

>>174213994
hahahahahaha

>>174213769
I think blater plays at ultrawide res

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>>174214258
uhhhhh

>>174214390
blatter accept my crew request please.

-Protocol7261

>>174214560
Sent invite.

>>174214647
ty

is there anything better for farming cash than ceo cargo? are vehicle warehouses better now?

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

>>174215658
Nessi

>>174214560
go back to wtg

How to kill players on yacht when defenses are on

>>174216871
Go towards Yacht
Get shot
Realize this is pointless and go to a session where there isn't a shark card buyer holding the session's freeroam jobs hostage

I just killed a gtag member for grieving me. How do I blacklist them?

>Irony

>>174217232
You don't blacklist gtag. We blacklist you. BTW, blacklisted.

>>174215658
me

>>174215658
Who are the hottest members in gtag?

>>174217341
>double standards

wew

>>174168537
Visual V in gta5-mods.com, if your processor can handle it.

>>174176205
Nice Payne, hombre.

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>>174199804
>being this desperate for waifus

>>174213994

>elena

lol

What's a good 4door for my friends and I to use online that i can steal, or isn't very expensive?

>>174219141
Schafter V12 and Contender.
Neither are very expensive.

>>174219141
Save up for the cheapo Shafter V12, it
's a Mercedes AMG 4 door so you know its OP

>log in to GTA:O
>You've collected a hidden package.
>see "thanks modder!" in chat
>look at my bank
>suddenly sitting at 7mil and it keeps going up by 200k every second
>game crashes

Looks like it's time to get b&.

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>shoot down heli coming after me on vehicle sourcing mission
>crashes near the car

PHEW CLOSE

>fire spreads across grass and does 10K damage to car despite not actually damaging it

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I am this games demographic.

>>174220424
send a ticket then spend the money after they respond with a copy and pasted response.

>>174220587
JET MOTO

>>174220587
How can you even like the blazer aqua?

>>174218729
I'm not even him, faggot. Your autism is so funny to witness though, especially for something this pathetic.

>>174220630
Sounds like a plan. Not like they'll even remove the money, right?

Any suggestions on cool shit to buy? I just started playing online like a week ago and my "coolest" thing is an armored Kuruma.

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wee

>>174220784
Depends what you find cool. If you like dirt biking and jumps, go for a Sanchez or BF4 but also look at the Gargoyle.

If off reading, try the MTL Dune. For a 4 wheeled truck, you're more often on two.

If you're a race fag, go suck Boughys dick and make a choice.

Jester for life.

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>>174220726
its the only boat you can use the stunt props with- because rockstar is fucking stupid. I would kill to be using a speeder or jetmax. I modded them in and they work far better for this kind of stuff. I would much rather be making TUG WALLRIDES and massive press w tug loops.

>>174220640
I'm more of a hydro thunder guy. But jet moto was pretty sweet.

>>174220784
when you get a response back, if it says "youre fine, it'll get swept up in a random sweep/banwave", then it pretty much means you can spend it.

When do the Green jammies unlock

>>174140697
all of them are shit desu

>>174221643
Why are you excited for a pair of retarded pajamas?

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>>174221613
what are you doin thats so great?

>>174222525
being a good ground pvper
*has chosen easy way out*

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>>174222525

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SC: Nurmayumad

I want to join the PC crew, I look forward to you guys.

>modders just take all your money
>rockstar just tell you to fuck off

lmaoing at pc gta and lmaoing at this game in general

>>174224841

Blacklisted for not leiking mudkips

>>174224841
blacklisted for dressing like an ISIS grunt

>>174215658
(You)

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>sourcing the same car with fellow gtag
Come on now, R*

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the twins

Are public lobbies still a cheater shithole?

>>174227304
>Zentorno looks ok-ish, but spoiler and stripe is terrible
>900R is eye cancer

>he has a female character

lmfao

>>174228502

lol who are you quoting?

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>>174228631
>>>female
>>>online character
Pick one, senpai

>>174228502
ur mom's name is 900r? lmao

>>174228695
>Implying greentext is used only for quoting

>>174228912
No, but I'm fairly sure that yours is ;^)

>>174229047
>no u
admit defeat, i just destroyed you in 1 on 1 verbal combat. get owned and dont ever reply to me or my post ever again

>>174229135
Someone is salty. Did daddy pull out too late today?

>>174229262
>>174229135
You both are pathetic loosers
>ur mum
>n-no ur dad

nys

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>>174227304

Amatuer

>>174229498
Chris not all cars look good in black and yellow.

>>174229539

You know full well this is my flavour garage why you gotta put a nigga down

>>174229603
I don't like mustard, it's smelly like you poop head!

>>174229427
you looking to get erased in a bout of wits mano a mano like that other punk? i'll destroy you

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>>174229682

When the bong mobile rolls up on you youll be sorry

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>>174229498
>That Turismo.
Noice.

>>174229685
What, you gonna start insulting my mother like 3-yo?
Go for it.

>>174230007
can't insult your mom, she already exists lmao

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>>174229603
I don't like mustard, it's smelly like you poop head!

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>>174230546

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT SMELL

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>>174230767
I know you don't smell, you smell alot very badly

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Post your guilty pleasures

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>>174231417

I bet you kiss girls, faggot

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>>174231692
n...N...NO

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>>174231498
Curbs.

>>174231874
https://youtu.be/ui3tG9Tvyv8

Dear /gtag/ today i saw a car with two passangers flying across the map on PS4

>>174229498
Oh no, what have you done?

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so no leaks on the gunrunning thing? literally no updates tomorrow? wtf is this shit?

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>>174232994

I hope you're lying

>>174201403
driving cars that are fun to drive around a pleasant map