/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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>>174083724

Reminder to report and ignore Shitposting.

>/tf2g/ drama

call me when these threads stop sucking

mmmmmmm yes fuck fempyro shitters

Hey I asked a question where can I find fempyro art that isnt inflation or fat fucks

delete medic
delete pyro
give classes slow health regen after 5 seconds of not taking damage

tf2 is saved

delete tf2

tf2 is saved

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Post /tf2g/ pets, please and thank you.

I'm all for flinging shit at one another, but this is getting ridiculous.

Wanderer is qt.

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>>174084762

>>174084832
Fuck off, wanderer

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https://scrap.tf/auctions/9YP3JN

Selling this pretty legit Pyro Misc

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>>174084709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeRBneSPpzw

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Apparently it started on facebook.
Normies...

Which femclass is the best?
Hard mode: no fempyro

>>174086375
Femscout of course !

>>174086375
Hundkopf medic

>>174086513
>tfw got a hundkopf from a halloween cauldron and wear it ironically when i want to meme

>>174086375
scout

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>>174084762
....heh...... nice try kiddo but im tha bestt
*goes for a stair stab but misses*
*purposly walks off of the stairs to trigger deda ringer*
.........he...........see u agin some time pubbo

Why are fem pyro threads deleted when you can't even see any naked stuff and only like one guy flipped out and no one else cared?

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>>174086593
People who do that ironically are usually worse than furries in terms of personality. Fucking skial, never again.

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>>174084762

>>174086841
what happened with skial anon?

>>174086813
it was posted before bump limit which is against the rules

They'll have ta glue yew back together, IN HELL

i fell for the most obvious matador in the world yesterday and i still feel horrible about it

>>174086983
O, I didn't know they were early threads

hey, better than getting stairstabbed

>>174084762
>Giving chocolate to your dog.
wew

>>174087191
the other one wasn't early but posted later than this
the first thread posted is the one you have to migrate to and posting duplicate threads can get you banned as well so he probably deleted it himself

>>174087101
>badwater
>go to the left ramp upwards
>see myself standing up there
>he jumps and stabs me
>his name is a link to his twitch
>i was a pyro

i havent been this furious in a long time
i still feel humiliated months after this happened
whats worse is i havent seen the spy for the whole round so i couldnt get my revenge on him

>>174086928
>go to pl server
>skial
>there is a random medic wearing the hundkopf
>someone acussed him of being a furry
>he said: "haha no guys I'm doing this ironically"
>"It's not like if I like furries or anything"
>"I'm just memeing"
>he keeps talking to literally no one for the next 20 mins, standing still in spawn
>autism
>we lose because they have a medic
Just

>>174087240
It's a chocolate shaped squeak toy.

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>>174086375
>Why aren't you pushing the cart, anon?

>>174087389
get a new account, change your internet provider and swap alias

>>174087389
>>his name is a link to his twitch
Knowing tf2, he had 2 viewers
Or zero if he's advertising his name

>>174087574
its been a while and all of those happened already

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>>174084762
>captcha: calle calle

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I just had one of the most fun matches I've had in years. This dude on my team was running something that read all the chat tagged with "!tts" in text to speech. It was hilarious.

This was a valve server, so it couldn't be a custom plugin, and I've never seen it before, anyone know?

>>174088037
I've seen it a couple of times. It's pretty annoying.

>>174088037
i saw it on warhuryeahs stream
pretty sure war bought the software off a guy that was using it in a jump server

>>174088037
I remember using that in ut2004.
My ears still bleed to this day.

>>174088204
exactly, that's what it reminded me of.

https://youtu.be/yVHWbsqfji8

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http://tf2r.com/kb54q8f.html
http://tf2r.com/kb54q8f.html
http://tf2r.com/kb54q8f.html
http://tf2r.com/kb54q8f.html

>>174088037
found it, 8000 hours on google
https://www.tf2speech.com/

>>174088308
That's actually really cute.

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>TFW proud to be American

https://youtu.be/JI6RYZygevA

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>>174084762

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHWbsqfji8

B4nny's a meanie

>>174089296
>>174088308
But i like your enthusiasm.

>>174089342
>someone posted it already
Welp

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>>174089296
>>174088308

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z4fU3F0ss8

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when someone doesnt post pottis

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>>174090304
Pootis pootis poot-- *falls over*

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pottis

I votekick squeakers as soon as they say anything, and succeed most of the time.

>>174090304
>Complains when other people haven't don't a specific action, even one that can be done easily by yourself.
>Relies on others to do actions for you.

You are like little baby.
:Thoughting:

>>174090493
I only votekick them if they're talking about irrelevant shit or bottomscoring while whining about team composition. No harm in children actually taking an interest in-game, no matter how obnoxious their voice is.

>Scout and Heavy now have " Lunchbox" slots.
>Soldier now has a "Boots & Parachutes" slot.
Pyro now has a Flaregun slot.
>Demoman and Sniper now have "Shield" slots.

Who benefits the most?

>>174090616
>Demoman gets much more tanky but cannot detonate his stickies without running forward

que

>>174090616
Soldier since he can now wield a shotgun with gunboats. Literally making him the best class in the game with everything he needs to succeed.

>>174090616
Post an idea that consists of adding slots to a class one more fucking time and I will shoot you in your fag face.

>>174090729
>Crit-a-cola pistol scouts
Hmmm

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>>174090582
when someone doesnt post pottis

>>174090802
cirt a cola scattergun scouts are better

>>174090616
soldier would by far its not even close unless they reworked shields to not charge with m2

>>174090802
>Can just rocket jump away with ease and wait for the effect to wear off.

Hmmm.

>>174091017
minicrit pistol wouldnt have falloff, you would literally be a sitting duck in the sky

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http://tf2r.com/kb54q8f.html
Ending in three minutes.

>>174090789
no way fag

>>174091234
You say this as if the scout player in question has literally aimbot levels of tracking and will surely hit every shot.

What if the solider rocket jumps to a high ground and uses the platform as cover? Maybe the soldier can just not even fight the scout altogether.

>>174091454
Nice comeback gaylord.

>>174091548
a gaylord is a large box that weighs about 50 pounds that you put stuff in and stack on top of pallets

i can lift 4 gaylords over my head you homoqueer fight me

>>174091527
tracking jumpers really easy because of how slow they are able to turn midair

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>>174088439
quickest decision of my life desu

>>174088308
>>174089296
>>174089867
*sips tea*

>>174091806
>actually paying money for this stupid shit

>>174091962
>being too poor to have fun

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>>174088308
Usually i only get to make one of these a video, but this one was kinda spicy.

>>174091770
I'm sure you'll have a walk in the part while you're trying to shoot at a killing target.
I can only see the scout winning if the solider is already at low health.
Other than that he can just retaliate and destroy the scout. Solider has a huge mobility advantage scout doesn't possess.

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>>174092132

>>174091731
An homoqueer is the name of my dick, and I can lift it over your head you dyke

>>174092350
I bet you're so gay you wouldn't mind me kissing you, homo.

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>>174092271

>>174083713
: there are those who frag, to hide, and those who frag, to show us what they stand for, to inspire
to unite
to defy
to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies
and hope, in the hearts of their followers
there are those who frag to protect themselves
and there are those that frag
to protect us all

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http://tf2r.com/k2l5akb.html

>>174092542
Wo-woah, don't try getting near me you very big fag

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12755161

>>174088439
>this + the bee movie script bind
somebody needs to do it

>>174092961
You're the one who's asking for it. If you weren't a homo I wouldn't even consider it, because I'm not gay.

>>174088439
I don't get it, what does it do

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i made this twitter account last thread for a joke but I'm bored and don't want it to go to waste.
5 decides what I tweet

>>174093394
text to speeches everything people say in ingame chat with !tts infront of it into voice chat

>>174093504
*A picture of fempyro butt*

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>>174092603
and last one, hope this added to your collection.

>>174093504
btw im a gay fag lol

>>174093504
a fanfic link to muselkXwhoever else

>>174093504
tweet TF2g's meet the pyro update plans to b4nny

>>174093504
Follow @BasedViva

>>174093504
reroll >>174093726

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>>174093585
eww white line, heres a fix

>>174093635
alright
>>174093726
gimme the plans and I'll do it

>>174093726
>>174093504
this plz what does fragg daddy think ;^y

>>174093726
>>174093504
i roll

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>>174093898
forgot image

>>174088308
Holy shit I can't stand this squawker's voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCCJOTY7uRI

>>174093726
wait, what were our plans again?

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Should I be a huge autistic and write Volve a fanmail that I lay out my worries about the incoming update? Doubles decide.
inb5 no doubles in /vg/ I know it. I did that to get (You)s. Jokes on you.

what did he mean by this

I don't know what you mean by this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>174095867
I... uh, what? What are you even trying to say?

somebody post ""our"" plans for the pyro update
i wanna see what b4nny thinks

>>174095867
What are you worried about? That they actually fix flames and airblast?

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>>174096381
Send him some anon's 5000 characters pastebin of douchebaggery about "afterburn levels"? Sure. Somebody please do it. I want him to ignore you to no end.

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I seriously haven't won a round in like 15 games. What the fuck is wrong with the balancing? I keep getting put on the worst teams.

>>174096594
>>174096110
I worry that they fuck up Pyro and other classes. Can someone point me where exactly b4nny talks about the incoming update on his stream videos? I'll send them some shitty ideas about Engineer synergies with Heavy and ninjaneering eventually.

>>174096783
there is no balancing, you just suck

>>174096891
pyro is already fucked up by design, it's literally random if your flames "work". Any fix to pyro will be good and if it truly is worse, it won't mean anything because it was never to be taken seriously anyways.

Give me some cool, really cheap cosmetics to buy off marketplace.tf
1 cent-1 dollar, I want to buy a bunch of stuff

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http://tf2r.com/k2l5akb.html

stop posting the same links in the thread please

i don't know

can you repeat the question

It's too late, y'all fucked it up

espeically you

Only you

Can make all this world seem right

>when you start up overwatch but it turned out it was really team fortress 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C70vDkYvqk

what did he mean by this?

:thinking:

What caused this game to be pretty much abandoned by the devs when it still had so much room of for growth?

How come there isn't nendoroids for TF2 but there's some for Dota and Portal?

>>174095468
>Soldier removed from game

>>174099425
the vive

>>174099425
Ayy lmao you go and feed a maneating plant that is atleast 3 times bigger then you.

>>174099549
Is there any merch of tf2 at all?

>>174099626
What'd I do?

>>174099549
they're going to be Funko Pops, thats why lol

>174099817
not you, the other tf2-ruining thing

>low resolution
>huge crosshair

oh shit i found the secret for playing good scout,every shot is a meatshot

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NEW ITEM

The Traditional
+Literally just the grenade launcher but it is in the middle of your screen and looks like Qauke™

Yes or know?

>>174099750
Yes.

There are action figures on Amazon, and a bunch of clothes sold by Valve in the store.

Think everyone's forgotten about the valve store.

>>174099978
grenade launcher in quake worked differently too

>>174099978
>know

>>174100063
but then so did the rl
rl had no falloff, travelled faster, and had smaller blast radius
it actually took skill since you cant just shoot the floor

what is the best loadout to get KILLS?

>>174100987
demoman

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>>174097909
ending soon~

>strange flamethrower
>strange part: burning players killed
.....

tfw your tf2gfu doesn't like you

tfw I love myself

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tfw your tf2gfu lives in another country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWYOQh-SbCI

who is you're tf2gfu?

*your

morwanneg best tf2gfu

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>TFW playing Team Fortress™ 2 and it's fun

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>>174103098
>TFW playing Team Fortress™ 2 and it's not fun

>>174102415
This is exactly what I want to do to all "cute" anime posters

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tfw anime isn't real

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tfw anime is real and team fortres too related

>>174087480
>Why aren't you FREAKIN' pushing the caht?

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http://tf2r.com/kfjpjmo.html

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>tfw no girlfriend who eyes make the *bwick bwick* noise when she blinks.

>>174099978
yes

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>>174103517

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thank

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>>174099978
Send this with the PYRO plans to b4nny plz.

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>tfw no girlfriend at all

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>>174104114
It's my duty.

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>tfw no gf to pocket me and frag with
,'(

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>tfw anime gf isnt real

Apparently a large majority of you are gay, so all this gf talk is misrepresented.

>>174104674
>Apparently a large majority of you are gay
[citation needed]

>>174104674
kiriikp isn't gay

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I'm not desperate enough to become gay and you're not going to make me

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Really makes you think

>>174104742

Previous thread from a day or two ago with people posting mains and answering questions.

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>play the game for ~400 hours
>one guy adds me after I pocket heal him an entire match
>get a fancy strange rocket launcher skin and some cosmetics
>start to receive friend requests every other day

it's just like real life huh, I guess this is what it's like to be attractive

I really really wish it was due to despair

>>174104941
bi =/= gay

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What are the best weapons for having fun in pubs?

>>174104941
Yo who could have guessed the attention whores who never hesitates to spout about their loadout would be a bunch of fags ?
W O W

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>tfw no cute gay boi to pocket

>>174105136
i post my loadouts all the dang time, i'm not a fag

>>174105125
half-demoknight with eyelander

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I think most bi here is just a 'anything I can get' kind of attitude.

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>>174105164
add me

>>174105232
Well congratz my dude, you're an exception to the rule.

sent ;)

>>174105258
Youst be mistaking, women throw themselves at me all the time haha, like wtf girls, stop it!
I'm not a goddamn xl dildo! :DDD I have feelings too :) they just don't get it man, stupid sluts all of them, feminine bro penis is where it's at, I'm so down for feminine penis, mark me down for some feminine penis my man

>>174105164
this is quirky and cute i love these posts about being a gay medic
- nobody

>>174105263
whats the id bb

>>174105486
You forgot the vaginal jew part : )

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This 2beehach, it's to the point now where I'd let anything cute slob on my nob. Of course given the choice it's 99% female 1% taking hormones for years, enemas everyday, no contact with (her) parents, and free of STDs, no bully plz, girl(boy).

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What was the intent of expression behind this

>>174105164
this is quirky and cute i love these posts about being a gay medic
- me

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>>174100987
>Demoman; Iron, SBL, Zato or Skullcutter
As a niche build you can try Scottish Resistance.
>Soldier; stock RL or LL, Shotgun, EP or Zato
I also pair Mangler-Buff, Strike-Batt when going support else Beggar's-Gunboats-Gardener for roam
>Scout; Scattergun, Pistol, Basher or F'oW
Basher for uberrate, FoW for tracking Spy.
Backscatter-Winger is not a bad combo either.
>Heavy: stock Minigun or Tomislav, Sandvich, FoS or Eviction
Sometimes I go fatscout shotty mode to run over Demoman or shove pockets away from gates with KGB.
I pair Dalokoh's with Natascha also enjoy Holiday Punch here and there.

>>174105125
Anything with onkill bonus, debuff or requires some good tracking.
SMG, Loose Cannon, Shortstop, Cowmangler, Sand-Cleaver, Holiday Punch, Pain Train

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>The last 8 matches I've joined I've instantly quit
>They were all separate matches on upward, all of which consisted of my team on last being raped by aimbotters with 10 minutes left on the clock

I'm getting so sick of this shit.

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The sweet moments always outweigh the bitter ones. True love for what you like is when even in hard times, you can be patient and forgiving. Give them a bit of time. They are severely undermanned due to the VR project at valve. It will all fix itself. I promise you.

>>174106224
Is that jarate?

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>>174106408
yw

>>174106072
What do you mean good tracking? Like aiming?

>>174106374
Thanks Ivan, I know I'll get a qt one day. And she'll wanna play tf2 with me and listen to my obscure conspiracy theories and let me fuck her brains out.
Yeah, that'd be cool.

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>>174106556
Never lose hope, friend. It will be all right.

>>174088308
That's fucking cute as shit m8

>airblast soldier off cliff
OwO
>he rocket jumps back up
owo
>reflect a rocket in his face
OWO

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>>174106925
But where did he rocketjump from

>>174107196
>airblast soldier off cliff

The cliff dumbass

>>174106925
that happened to me pretty recently
but instead the pyro just airblasted me off the cliff again and I had no rockets left

>go on community mvm
>go on normal mission
>see engie with gunslinger
>leave

>tfw ping too high
>tfw you still frag good
>tfw you lose connection to match
sad!

Medieval mode is pretty fun

>>174109728
how the hell
i get 100 ping and time stops every 5 seconds

>this game is from 2007
>have computer from 2007
>have to use toaster config
>fps ranges from 20 to 150

why is this game so shit

>>174111252
incompetent dev team.

>>174110978
lower your ping settings in the matchmaking menu

there, you're now on servers best suited for your connection.

avg about 30 ping, highest on local servers is 100. Lowest at 5 ping

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post burn guys

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>>174111659

>>174110978
that isn't a constant 100 ping then, you have spiking ping which is much worse than anything on this planet

>he doesn't possess the map awareness, reaction time & tracking skill required to main pyro in the year of our lord 2017

lmaoing @ ur lyf

i didnt realize pyro took so much skill to master

thank you anonymous

you're welcome pyro is the only class that takes any amount of effort to do good with because it isn't just clicking on people or the ground

you're right, with pyro you have to click on people AND walk forward at the same time. intense stuff.

If i just want to practice stuff like rocket jumping and sticky jumping, can I create a map for myself that no one will join? Or should I just join practice maps in community servers

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>>174112203
It's hell, haven't played for more than 15 minutes straight in a while.

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Reminder to vote.
http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=409238540

just played some more tf2 comp and ran into dab squad. I sincerely believe they are paid by blizzard to ruin competitive. I accused them in chat and they started saying how they never ran into hackers in overwatch. Valve needs to remove f2p and charge 10 or so for tf2.

>>174113732
>Valve needs to remove f2p and charge 10 or so for tf2.
i dunno, these people are willing to pay more than you're suggesting just to get the hacks for a free game in the first place, all that would do is shut out normal people who just want to play the game for free, which is a big reason why the game is still alive today.

>>174113732
who are these guys? i played against a guy called "Allahu Akbar" or something with Dab Squad in his name and he was really bad. this was on viaduct casual. he also kept greentexting in-game and i told him to fuck off with it

>>174113940
why do you think they pay for the hacks?

People who greentext outside of 4chan should be slapped silly

>>174113732
>adding payment for a 10 year old f2p game
Nah, CSGO costs money, but people buy it again and again and hack anyways especially when it's on sale. Unfortunately hacking will always be a problem in a lot of games games since there's a profit in it and hackers will change their code to bypass VAC or however that works.

>>174114568
it wasn't this bad of a problem before it was f2p

>>174114493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ne8vcjDf_M

>>174115103
>tf2 in 2017 is decided by who has more hackers

good game valve

Stock Medigun: THE medigun

Kritz: PL pub defense or niche gun, good stuff

Quick-Fix: pub gun

Vaccinator: verifiable 100% shit do not use

>pub gun
too true but vaccinator has it's uses against hackers

new class
the ranger

primary - railgun
1 shot every second, clip of 5, 80 damage
secondary - lightning gun
limited range high damage weapon with high accuracy
shooting below you damages you, letting you climb walls and shit
and also he has 150 health

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>>174111659

add heavy's sister as the tenth class and make her be the middle ground between heavy and soldier

The Heaver
>250 HP
>235 HU/s movement
>Has some knockback resist but not as much as Heavy
>Has some self damage resist but not as much as Soldier

Primary - Mini-Rocket Cannon
>16 base damage, 125% ramp-up,51% falloff
>Same splash radius and falloff as Rocket Launcher
>Doesn't need to be revved up.
>Fires at the speed of the Tomislav.
>Rockets move at the speed of the Liberty Launcher.
>200 rockets loaded
>80% less push force than rocket launcher, but this paired with your innate knockback resist can let you perform a "rocket slide" to move faster along the ground. Not reliable for jumping high or walljumping because you'd fall too fast.

Secondary - Honeygun
Double barreled shotgun that slows on hit like the release Shortstop intended to. Stats are like a Soda Popper with only 125% ramp-up and no charge meter.

Melee - Fist

>>174117682
>Same splash radius and falloff as Rocket Launcher
no
>speed of the Liberty Launcher
no
>shotgun that slows on hit
no
>Fist
also no

not an argument

ubersaw is a straight upgrade.
you need nothing else except for MAYBE the amputator

then it isn't a straight upgrade then lol

all melee is straight upgrade except for maybe the bottle

you will use it 95% of the time
now shut up before I make you

no u, ill only listen to b4nny

>he listens to b4nny
>not based muselk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3do8lRhmy1M lol

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you guys made sure to order the vinyl version, right?

>>174119768
ster vs b4nny when?

>>174119768
>thinking MGE is an accurate test of skill
ummmm no sweetpea, if this was pub hightower, f4nny would get his ass kicked

>>174119924
duh

>Getting a CD or some MP3s instead of RED and BLU coloured Vinyl

>muselk
>b4nny
>ster
Jerma can defeat those fags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybF2260TcUA

I wish I could be paid for making a ham sandwich

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I'm thikngn about killing myself /tf2g/...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FcKC5PJVM

>>174121008
do it, dumb frogposter

>>174121008
do it faggot

>posts furry porn
Nah no (You)'s retard. As if you're better.

that isn't porn that's my dog playing

animals don't wear clothes you fucking zoophile

animals don't have heads of hair on top of their fur either
does putting a wig on a pig make it more fuckable you sicko

>>174122118
>MGE is artificial skill and I refuse to touch it

How convenient...

Can someone explain the way Stickybomb damage works to me? I don't get why sometimes they do like 34 and other times do like 93. It's really variable. Does it have something to do with distance or timing?

>>174122163
>>174122286
>>174122408

So is this one guy who just refuses to link the posts he's responding to? It's just one faggot right? Or does he have other people enabling him?

don't use stickybombs just get good at pipes haha

>>174122559

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Stickybomb_Launcher#Damage_and_function_times

scoRes is the only decent sticky since the nerfs to stock

>>174099978

As long as it's got the grenade bouncing sound from Quake count me fucking in.

>>174122118
gather up your team of six and fight froyotech then

https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/853038905020497920

How is he this talented bros? Good at TF2 and good at guitar

>>174122579
a) It's a meme in slow threads I think since you can easily see what people are talking about
b) Why would I reply to obvious shitposters?

>>174124530
So in other words, you're the faggot and you made something up to make it seem like several people do it

Got it

how is not replying shitposting?

It's not. They are just neo4chan users who don't understand imageboards

>start playing soldier more
>start becoming that cancerous top scoring asshole that breaks in and abuses a new healslut each game and is dominating the entire team, schadenfraude after each kill
>used to be a nice, helpful medic/demo main

I need to stop playing this (pub) overpowered madman

>>174124530

Cool. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

>since you can easily see what people are talking about

It's considered helpful and polite to take basic measures to avoid miscommunication. But I'm glad to know it's only one person.

There's no miscommunication, who do you think I'm talking to right now? Oh it's pretty damn obvious since we're talking about the same thing. Haven't been around a lot of boards I see

>playing sniper
>medics start healing me
>ok cool, getting a buff as a sniper is nice, i'll be able to tank a quickscope now
>he's not taking the beam off of me
>i'm being pocketed by a medic as sniper
>i'm middle of the scoreboard maybe
>he ubers me twice
is this the power of wearing an unusual

>>174125352

>tank a quickscope

>>174116472
>verifiable 100% shit do not use
Enjoy being denied with your shitty stock uber every time.

>>174125163
demo is better than soldier in pubs kek

maybe you just found a class you were actually good at

>>174126047
demo is not as fun in pubs tho imo
the chaotic nature makes stickies hard to use, unless you set up sticky traps, wich triggers a lot of people

>>174125718
yeah, get buffed up with overheal to 185 i think, i can take a quickscope from an enemy sniper if i see one. i didn't realize he'd stay on me so damn much though.

its not only one person, stupid

>>174126257

Quickscopes are not a mechanic in TF2. Do you mean just being able to take a full charge bodyshot or headshot?

>>174126180
>the chaotic nature makes stickies hard to use, unless you set up sticky traps, wich triggers a lot of people

you aren't good at demo if stickies aren't good in pubs for you

>>174126486
ur a reetard ed fuggot

>>174126486
quickscope is just the term used to describe an uncharged headshot. hardscoping is waiting to charge your shot which is a bad idea in sniper v sniper duels.

>demo gets TWO explosive weapons
The hell? Literally OP as fuck

>scout gets TWO hitscan weapons
The hell? Literally OP as fuck

>soldier gets TWO different damage type weapons at the same time
The hell? Literally OP as fuck

>pyro

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>Engineer gets TWO hitscan weapons AND a hitscan aimbot WITH EXPLOSIVE AIMBOT!!!!

>heavy gets SANDVICH and can say POOTIS
The hell? Literally OP as fuck

>sniper get two whole guns
op

>viva can take FOUR dicks at the same time
The hell? Literally OP as fuck

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Can anyone help me in making a minimalist/oldschoolish med loadout? I have one already but I've grown tired of it, it's just plain ugly and practically furry tier. I've made some already (mostly the no-hat hats coupled with my dueling badge and some other subtle difference to the character.) My sniper is similar but I have the gay ostrich cosmetic instead.

Med just doesn't have a lot of good choices imo, help would be appreciated. Not a huge fan of items that significantly differ the classes silhouette neither most new cosmetics.

>>174127937
>Can anyone help me in making a minimalist/oldschoolish loadout

All you need is not equip cosmetics.

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>>174127937
i don't know what you mean by old school but here's a medic for inspiration

>playing engineer in valve server
>cart is coming round the corner
>sentry ready to defend
>bonked scout distracts it
>two soldiers destroy it
>cart keeps rolling
what the fuck do you even do?

play a better class

>>174127937
>minimalist
just wear one cosmetic you really like
>oldschool
wear the team captain

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back by popular demand

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>>174127937
i always use this image for inspiration when putting together oldschoolish loadouts

>>174128297

Learn to use the wrangler. I'd show you Bodega's Menn at Work frag vid, but the dropbox link is down and he never uploaded the full thing to youtube.

>reserve shooter
its not broken, airblast is broken
>spycicle
its a shit knife that only worked with the dead ringer, which doesnt even need it anymore after getting buffed to high hell
>GRU
ive only seen one person using that in months, and i flanked them super hard every time i saw them
>jag
>any element of the engineer being overpowered

>>174128193
Just older cosmetics that aren't huge fancy hats or anything crazy like the new ugly shirts/pants (with exception of the dads duds, which I swapped out from a robro because it's just a really nice looking new cosmetic.) I want to have the look of a dedicated, veteran player but without the grandeur of unusuals so I'm not being focused or being ran from, which ultimately affects my gameplay experience. By the start I want to look like an average joe, by the end I want the team to be able to fear me because I'm still distinct enough to be recognizable, as neckbeardy or "edgy" as that sounds.

Also, I really like your med.

>>174128381
Sorry, I meant oldschool as in TF2 lifespan. I might have attempted to recreate an older FPS look if the hats were older and not as bulky, but it feels all wrong having well textured and modeled hats for an oldschool FPS loadout.

>>174128684

How would you fix airblast?

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>barnblitz last
>red is turtling inside, as usual
>blu is turtling outside
engineer was a mistake

>>174128891
i dunno. make it surfable i guess so that the airblasted has more opportunities to retaliate. i do know that the axtinguisher, flare gun, reserve shooter, whatever combo mumbo jumbo that has endlessly frustrated people all have the airblast in common.

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>Mr. Paladin plays Pyro
>talks in the description about showing how to deal with dead ringer spies
>the only one he consistently kills is using the bombinomicon

>mr. paladin plays pyro
>uses the scorch shot
i knew spies didn't have to aim but damn that's taking it to a new level

>>174121008
Play a better game that welcomes you to the station, and hopes you enjoy your stay.

>>174130810
Spaceforce: Rogue Universe?

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When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies, you opened up my eyes
And now the truth is crystal clear, as splendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.

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>>174130913
Guess again.

>>174131026
System Shock 2?

>>174131149
You're a cheeky cunt mate.

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>sniper shit talking his own team the whole match
>refuses to switch or even push the cart
>blames everyone but himself
>call to kick him
>it doesnt pass
i dont like playing with literal cucks

what should i name my coffin nail shotgun? i was thinking The Smoking Gun, or something like Death Stick.

>>174131945
Kurt Cumbane's Own Demoman

also while im asking, would manndarin be a good sheen for it? i think it would go well as a sort of ember looking color

>>174132398
Mandarin looks good with everything.

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>>174103783
Reminder!

>>174131881

Half the time people are just too brain dead to even realize there's an active vote, or what key they're supposed to press. I'm still not sure most players are even human.

is it possible for items bought off the market to dupe? I swear I only bought one name tag just now, but its saying I bought two from the same person at the same time for the same price.

>>174088308
>tfw your cold heart melts watching this

I just want b4nny and this kid to be best friends and an older brother role model and teach him how to frag

>>174088308
i like b4nny. he's fun in casual, and serious in competitive, as it should be.

>>174132726
Or maybe, just fucking maybe they're too busy to FRAG to be bothered with a fucking vote.

>everybody on pub understand your language and it's not some shitty community server
Please reborn me in us

i battle and i kill

do i buy a mandarin shotgun kit for $4 or can i find one cheaper than that?

>>174133517
yes

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I miss when using the gunslinger in pubs got half the server to rage at you

Anyone know a good stalker based cosmetic loadout for sniper? I want to get my cheeki breeki on

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>>174128373
>Soda Popper
It's not stock Scattergun. Hype jumps are only useful to backtrack flanks around a Sentry and filling Hype meter easily only available through Sand-Cleaver.
>GRU
Not as overpowered as before. Because of self inflicted marked for death, roamers can be pretty nasty unless you take cover. Suicidal without a pocket Medic.
>Spycicle
Needs longer replenish duration, else it should cause less ammo from ammo packs in general.
>Jag
Can't keep a Sentry up, unless you spam RR at it. Can't repair a Wrangled Sentry, and forces you to spam RR again. Redeploying lvl2 over and over again is fun but not as effective as keeping it up.
>RS
Needs larger spread or slower attack rate, also airblast is an unavoidable mechanic. What I don't get is; people don't get mad when they die to a Sentry at random but Pyro getting kill, drives them mad.
>DDS
Needs bullet vulnerability with crit resistance, so DDS Sniper can be gunned down by Spy or a fully charged rifle bodyshot takes him out.

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How do i use fully colored images?

What webm should i make?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12757703

>>174135256
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=634169255

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funny offclass

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>>174135313
You gotta make one of those demoman webbems.

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RL player (ggygly)

>>174135256
Pro tip: make sure the image is 128x128. It is crucial that it is that size, it was where I fucked up for a while when I was just fingering out how to do them.