>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/
>When does the event end?
May 1st.
>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/
>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA [Embed]
>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s [Embed]
>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs [Embed]
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Previous:
>>173994727
Turns out Ana isn't even needed to get the job done.
FIRST FOR NULL SECTOR.
NO HUMANS!
Don't mind me just posting a canon ship.
>>174025193
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NA OP
>that guy who swaps off Lucio to junkrat on koth
>>174025406
>I must be the luckiest man in the world
Post BIG 3
>>174025493
Was he the only healer?
>Yes
He fucked up.
>No
You must've been fucking up pretty badly.
This thread belongs to Strike Commander Winston and Captain Oxton!
>>174025406
Le sad blueberry
/owg/ - the biggest joke on /vg/
>filled with <3000 SR irrelevant shitters
>"hey guys what do you think about this hero idea?"
>"<change to hero> fixed?"
>retarded fan theories
>fags jerking each other off to fanfic pictures
I'm just here to remind you that you're a fucking JOKE.
>>174025406
quien
>>174025630
NO
>people who refuse to play the meta on expert+ uprising
These fucking people, there's literally a casual babby mode designed for special snowflakes. Fuck off.
>>174025667
t. "i'm master no proof trust me lol ur the shitty ones kek xD"
>Complaining about Genji
Just pick Winston my dudes
The hero is already really strong, the fact you counter a strong meta dps hero is even better
>>174025725
yes, that mode is called "all heroes"
>>174025809
Did they buff winston recently?
>>174025725
>all heroes shitter complains about other shitters
Post the rarest character Play of the Matches.
>>174025718
Hey, you guys had your fun, but you fucked it all up.
>>174025725
whats the meta?
just so i know for sure.
>Overwatch has been crashing on me every now and then
>think my graphics card is dying
>turns out the game files really did need to be repaired
jesus
>>174025906
orisa/bastion/zen/rein or replace orisa with torbjorn
>>174025916
They fucked up something the other day and patched it yesterday.
There was huge fps drops.
>4/14/2017
>still can't mixmatch skins and weapons
>>174025934
I see. Everyone keeps picking junkrat for some reason so I just wanted to make sure I was on the right track.
>>174025667
No wonder I felt so at home coming from /d2g/
>4 stack vs 4 stack
>3 diamonds and a plat on opposing team
>2 golds and 2 plats on mine
Fuck weekend Overwatch
>be ana main in gold last season
>get railed by the ranking system and a string of chucklefucks
>place in low silver
>constant dive comps with players who can't coordinate for shit
>constantly inability to group up for a push
>constant lone wolves who hate their healers
>THOSE reins
>constant toxicity
>blizzard takes a shit on healer mains even when their win ratio good.
How do I escape this hell...
>>174025934
>all heroes
>you can only play these heroes
Fucking leaguebabbs and their metaslaving
>>174025193
>Rehashed OP image.
>No edition name or tagline.
>>174025849
Barrier cooldown starts on use, rather than when barrier expires
Its actually a massive boost to his shield uptime
>>174025970
It just scared me is all. I really don't want to have to replace it yet but its really starting to get to be that time when I'll have no choice.
https://youtu.be/uyBHTBWWorc
> I can now delete you from my memory!
What did she mean by this?
>>174026069
>me ooga
>team booga
>OOGA BOOGA!
>>174026081
if you can get top scores with 4 healers go ahead
>>174026081
The bottom line is that certain combinations are more efficient than others. That's a reality you're going to have to face, bronze.
>>174026190
I'm so glad Orisa got the Null Sector skin. It makes her playable for me.
>>174025318
I want to grab Tracer's crotch
>>174025883
That's some spaghetti aim my dude
Wheres the elo range where hardly anyone plays as Defense heroes?
>>174026223
>>174026235
All heroes is the joke mode.
Genji should get a Kamen Rider inspired skin
>>174026081
>metaslaving
>>174026069
At no rank should you be maining a healer to rank up unless one of two things is true:
A. You're stacking with teammates you know to perform well so you trust them
Or B. That healers name is Zenyatta and you're getting a damage medal every game
I mean, Anas ultimate literally does nothing for herself. Why would you main a hero whos ult relies on the abiltiies of someone in silver to do well?
>>174025883
I got one once just for pulling two people off a cliff and finishing off a lucio
>>174026305
0-5000
any tips on uprising legendary?
i want the spray
>>174026087
>Rehashed OP image.
Not unless somebody else copied and reused my image for a thread that I missed from start to finish.If we're going super autistic on this, the last OP that I know of that used an Alt+Z PNG screenshot of Combat Medic Ziegler was from the character select screen on Ilios. This image is her from the main menu with the event background.
>No edition name or tagline.
Editions and shit are for faggots.
>>174026437
Don't bother if you're solo.
>>174026305
Every rank because defense heroes are the joke subcategory according to blizz
>>174026437git gud
Ignore the bombs and let reinhardt soak them
last phase just stay behind rein and kill the tank bastions as fast as you can, good luck
>>174026437
Look up a successful run on Youtube and watch what they do.
This isn't Destiny and you're not going to "world first" the raid or some shit, so you might as well just see what better players have already figured out.
>>174025630
>Captain Oxton
when the fuck did that happen
>>174026437
If you're competent and on NA come do it with me. Would prefer at least masters but I guess diamonds will do.
Lodep#1896
>>174026381
I can sweep fine on pharah and I pick her whenever I can, but she get's counterpicked easily and at this level solo heal and solo tank are near constant so unless I want the whole team to wipe I need to at least attempt to prop it up. It isn't an issue of ranking up it's an issue of not plummeting even further.
>>174026445
Overwatch is extremely popular, new fan art comes by the dozens every day. So why post rehashed pictures?
And if you hate "editions and shit", please don't make another OP ever again.
PS:
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>>174025718
Now I desire Steak 'n' Shake.
>>174026291
The enemy had a Tracer and Sombra who'd been hounding me all match, I was a bit jumpy at that point expecting them to come at me from behind for the fifteenth time. The Halt! I tossed out managed to grab most of the enemy team and group them up for the slaughter.
>>174026708
>Overwatch is extremely popular, new fan art comes by the dozens every day. So why post rehashed pictures?
Most of the fan art is degenerate crap
Blizzard fucked the servers again game is stuck on awaiting update.
>>174026190
Orisa was a mistake, we should remove her from the game.
>>174026852
I manage to find some great shit now and then.
>>174026979
Is playing DPS Mercy in Uprising a reportable offense?
>>174026389
Few things are more satisfying than using a Halt! to yank people off cliffs/into pits and pulling up the enemy Rein so ours can Earthshatter.
>>174027041
DONT TOUCH HER GABRIEL
>>174027041
I imagine reaper would be like garou from OPM and be nice to little kids so he would just avoid orisa.
>>174027041
I'm a pussy and this image upset me momentarily
>>174027041
>>174026979
Nothing wrong with the guardian spirit centaur. We'll get Doomfist soon enough.
>>174025406
why would this spray be in the game
it's a sad keepsake, I can't think of any situation where you would use a spray where you would want to use that
>>174027210
Heres hoping doomfist is a sexy woman
>>174027069
yeah "Poor Teamwork"
>>174027069
you can play blaster mercy 90% of the time in normal difficulty honestly
>>174027041
what is this a reference to?
>>174026708
>Overwatch is extremely popular, new fan art comes by the dozens every day.
Weirdly enough, the fan art seems more trite and rehashed to me now. I feel like I've already seen all of that fan art in the posts in each /owg/ thread.
Plus, in-game screenshots like this are instantly recognizable to people scrolling through the front page or the catalogue, which to me is the point of an OP image, to catch the eye and effectively let people know what the thread is about.
But I get that this is personal taste. You like flair and I like organization.
>So why post rehashed pictures?
This specific one's not been used before for an OP, been over this.
>And if you hate "editions and shit", please don't make another OP ever again.
I don't know what other generals you come from or what traditions they have, but not everybody on this board feels the same way and likes that stupid stuff.
>PS
>[Embed] [Embed]
I know and I'm sorry.
>>174027069
Not if they're any good at Mercy.
If your healer has to pick up your slack, you're the one fucking up.
so i want more campaign co-op events but now i'm trying to think of how you could rationalize another team that compliments each other in gameplay working with each other
the talon dudes have no healer for instance, maybe you could put in sombra and have her "healing" be hacking healthkits
Be my friend and play comp with me /owg/
Support / Tank main at 2.6k on NA
Bnet - Mollywhoppin#1159
>>174026267
i want to know what tracer's lewd smell is like
>>174027476
>Sombra pulls some dirt on Lucio
>has to pull a few jobs with them otherwise his secrets go public
boom, done
Hit me with your best Dva art senpai
>>174027041
Wew Laddie
Fuck off, Jeff
>>174027550
>social perpetually cheery activist working with violent murdering terrorists
i can't buy it mate
>>174027550
>implying Lucio has any dirt
>>174027564
>>174027646
He's brazilian, all they have is dirt
Is there any way to severely cheese the Uprising Legendary achievement?
I know about the no enemy glitch for the payload pushing, but is there anything else? Specifically for the last part?
>>174027723
He's clean.
>>174027732
That's literally it. Nothing else.
>>174027564
>>174027707
>>174027384
I don't know why you feel that even new fan art is "trite and rehashed", but sure, I agree about the purpose of the OP image. And obviously the one up there right now is better than some of the totally random ones we've had occasionally.
Still, I feel it is a big missed opportunity to NOT use new images. I mean, I know I used a similar Mercy pic like in the OP right when Uprising was released. That makes me say it is rehashed, even if my version had the HUD visible, IIRC.
As for edition names and taglines, they make every thread feel unique. Kinda like we had a proper lineage and community here. It also makes easier to view OP posts from archives too.
>>174027564
>>174027782
Well, that blows.
Why doesn't the achievement work for the fucking All Heroes mode? I've done Legendary in that shit.
We just can't do shit with fucking Tracer in the last part, the farthest I've gotten is 2/4, then we either get wiped or run out of time.
>>174027564
>>174027851
What do you think of talon's symbol?
>>174028001
Looks like a fancy "T". Pretty boring.
>mfw bullied a Widow so much with Lucio that they said "Lucio is too op" in match chat
>>174028001
They must drive Dodges
>>174027564
>>174027773
Well yeah I imagine he probably showers
>>174028001
They're House Harkonnen from the Westwood Dune games?
>>174027564
>>174028084
I wish there was more Junker Dva to go around.
>>174027945
>tfw got to the last Orisa
>could've won but our retarded Torbjorn, who was the last one alive, was screaming that we need to kill the Bastions first despite Orisa being very literally one shot from death
>>174027905
>I know I used a similar Mercy pic like in the OP right when Uprising was released. That makes me say it is rehashed, even if my version had the HUD visible, IIRC.
Oh.
This clears up some confusion. Fair enough.
>As for edition names and taglines, they make every thread feel unique. Kinda like we had a proper lineage and community here. It also makes easier to view OP posts from archives too.
I like your argument... but I'm still not onboard.The "editions" aren't actually connected to anything. They seem like dumb non-sequiturs to me.
>>174027041heroes never die
>tfw will never get the Legendary spray
At least I have Widow's and Genji's skins.
>>174028194
>>174027564
I think that this technically counts.
>Somehow get 7 kills on Sombra without dying once in a 2 minute match
Well that was a stomp.
>>174027564
Leaked scene from the next comic.
>>174028261
>rein was the last alive
>last orisa is pretty much almost dead
>too far for a hammer swing
>rein charges
>the pin that would've won us the game
>misses by an inch
>dies
That was last night and I still haven't gotten over it.
>>174028494BRAAAAP
>get gold damage as winston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ROE-Lm84_A
>>174028404
im a sucker for cute girls with shortish hair styles
this makes me diamonds
>>174027564
Hana76 is not okay.
Take it out of that context and this picture is cute.
>>174028494
>>174028637
>responding to tumblrfag
>>174027564
I want to start a smug Jack collection. I think we have a serious contender to the smug-berry herself.
Just how angry will tumblr get when the whole MercyXGengu thing gets confirmed as canon?
>>174028685
It's not even tumblr, it's just bait.
Can you not earn Uprising achievements in all heroes mode?
Because that sounds impossible to do with Tracer...
>>174028750
All difficulty achievements and the payload health achievement have to me done in the classic mode.
>>174027564
>>174028728
He's not even lifting his other brow in that shot. It's a poor contender. More like you're trying to start a depressed old man trying to crack a smile and failing folder.
This on the other hand.
>>174028750
Nope. You gotta do it with the lesbian or no achievements.
Just played with some homo called 'SAKE' hanzo main 2300 who refuses to switch when hard countered. Why are all hanzo players autistic faggots?
>>174028685
t. OP
>>174028619
But that picture is terrible
>>174028834
>implying you can hard counter a samurai
anyone know what that new quick patch fixed?
>>174028896
t. Hanzo main
they're never as good as they think they are
Holy shit this buffed Lucio
Jesus christ
Oh my lord
I will like I'm flying man holy god
I feel like I'm kissing an angel oh my holy shit
>Switching to a better game
What did Blizz mean by this?
>>174028795
What are you talking about, he has the smuggest look of satisfaction on his face. Plus the dialogue doesn't match what you described. You do have a nice smug Jack apple though
holy shit Orisa is useless, she dies almost instantly and her primary can't hit the broadside of a barn
>>174029010
I pity the fools that call it a nerf
>tfw comp is the new quickplay where no one gives a shit and scatters immediately
>>174029092
You just need to git gud with her gun but yes, she needs 100 more HP or Armor
>>174029123
It's a nerf for people who don't play Lucio.
>>174028894
>he doesn't like exposed shoulders + collarbones
There aren't enough "E"s in the world for this reee.
>>174028745
it'll be fucking glorious
>>174029075
You mean you didn't catch that its the friendly banter they always have? I guess you confused ""smug"" as trying to cheer himself up after a stressful day.
That matches the dialog in the previous panel pretty well.
Torb built a camera that takes pictures of the future
>>174028745
Not half as angry as they could be if Reaper, Soldier, Hanzo or McCree were to be put together with a girl
>>174029123
What part of this could ever be called a nerf
Is it the "shorter radius" thing because fuck man I was already always this close to the team anyway
I'm literally a bird now I can fly free, free, free
>>174028619
>>174029070
OW confirmed for Nintendo Switch
>>174029178
Getting gud with her gun just makes you go from hitting 20% of her shots to 50% of her shots. The spread is just that bad.
Sure you can use her barrier to push forward somewhat, but that's pretty limited.
>>174029010
>boostio is a legitimate threat now
>>174029138
>hanzo every fucking match
>if you tell them to switch they'll pick widowmaker
I'm done with this shit
>Mercy is now invincible while rezzing
>more and more Mercys are starting to hide behind everything possible while beaming
>more and more people are becoming allergic to even looking at the enemy Mercy
I'm getting so fucking tired of this shit. When the enemy Mercy is never dying once and rezzing her entire team every thirty seconds it speak volumes of both Blizzard's inept game balancing and the fucktarded playerbase.
>>174029427
>now
Wasn't he always a top tier pick
Like literally the whole history of the game
What happens if you let an ally bleed out in the Uprising event?
Haven't had it happen yet so I'm curious.
>>174029482
i meant literal boostio
>>174029246
Jacks a complicated character. He has moments where he is depressed and moments where he is happy. If Old Soldiers is any sign of anything, he can go from 0 to 100 pretty quickly. Even the voice actor of Soldier 76 said character is like that.
>>174029485
you lose
>>174029257
Nah he just shaved
>>174029485
EVERYONE dies and the mission fails immediately.
>>174029527
>Jacks a complicated character.
Not a single Overwatch character is complicated they're all literally just cliches played 100% straight.
I don't mind that whatsoever, but don't kid yourself.
>>174029123
The only people legitimately calling it a nerf was Blizzard.
Everyone else said it was stupid fucking strong and would just further cement Lucios place in the meta.
>>174029394
>Getting gud with her gun just makes you go from hitting 20% of her shots to 50% of her shots.
>50% accuracy
>Still can't kill anything
>Instantly die to Genji even will all cooldowns
>>174029092
>>174029394
Is your team supporting you? Orisa works best with a healer and anti-flanker, and on Defense and Control. She is an "anchor" tank for a reason. Also learn when and how to use Halt! and Fortify best.
>>174029178
I want her to have 100 Shield, a bit of regenerating health that also cushions her Armor a bit so it lasts longer.
>>174028745
They fucking set the place on fire when it was implied
>>174029528
>>174029554
Jesus Christ. I'll keep that in mind.
I had revived our Rein with only a few seconds left on his bleed out last night. I thought we may just lose him for the mission or have him penalised with a long respawn.
>>174026979
Doomfist will make sure of it.
>>174029508
As in Lucio stuck in speed boost?
>>174029527
>he can go from 0 to 100 pretty quickly
Voicing him feels that way but did Chu say that? Did Metzen way back when? Don't think that was ever the case. In fact, they said the opposite, but its cool man. You keep thinking Jack was "smug" in that panel. It's just your shipping goggles.
>>174029710
On my first run I was just like "just chill guys I'll respawn" and they all listened
if only I knew how wrong that was
>>174029594
I would feel like that is true for most of them but for some of them that are core to the story there characters are more fleshed out. It's not Shakespeare stuff though. Probably should have clarified that first.
>>174029446
I think resurrection should cap at 3 teammates. Is there a reason she needs to be able to undo 5 deaths while behind a wall?
Good teams abuse this by fighting and dying near impossible obstacles
>>174029714
I'm sure Doomfist would be useful for the last part of Uprising. Too bad the event will be over long before he's released.
>>174029594
Winston is the only truly unique and complicated hero.
Hes practically an Alien who can never fit in with humanity but still fights for the world.
He is the one bringing Overwatch back.
He had to see his father die at a young age by other intelligiant gorilas and his ult is him going on a PTSD rampage
>>174029482
He was. Lucios always been meta. Every pro team has one.
>>174029714
>Doomfist will have abilities that can knock people around and likely be fairly mobile
>Orisa was designed specifically to counter those
He may have easily dealt with those worthless consumer models, but when he and Orisa go head-to-head in his debut short it's going to be either a draw or she drives him off with him swearing vengeance.
>>174029690
Then I can't wait for their tantrum when it's confirmed.
>>174029750
I didn't want to turn this into a serious lore discussion. I just said his face looked smug in that photo. I don't know why this is a big deal. I know other people have agreed with that
Can we just fucking round up all Widowmaker players and gas them? They're completely fucking useless and never do anything while we lose the objective.
I fucking love blizzards attention to details
you just know any other game dev making a coop mission for a pvp game would have just shat out a mission and not work on the details, heroes like Sombra would be dogshit in pve mode
but blizzard actually took the time and thought about how sombra would actually work thematically in pve and its fucking great, she disables robots with her hacking, its fucking amazing actually, you can stun bastions, detonators, you can disable the shield fuckers
try sombra in pve its pretty fucking fun
>>174029934
Snipers are supposed to stay far away from the enemy, you dingus.
>>174029743
nano boosted lucio
>>174029957
>can completely disable Null Sector Omnics
>can only lock away the special moves of Bastion, Zenyatta, and Orisa
Being one-of-a-kind with a personality and soul must make an Omnic resistant to hacking.
>>174029891
>I know other people have agreed with that
You didn't think they agreed with you because they want to think Jack is checking out Ana?
Here is an idea. Why not ask Chu? It's pointless enough of a detail that he'd give a response I'm sure.
>>174029934
t. shitter that can't press tab to see me on fire or watch the kill feed as I headshot pharahs and mercys and lucios
every god damn game
I once had the nice surprise of actually having someone say "oh I played with this guy he's not going to drag us down as widow
>>174029123
it is a nerf, his radius was decreased but the buff is the speed so he can be everywhere
Good night friends.
>>174030017
That's real fucking useful when you're supposed to capture a fucking point to when.
They're also supposed to hit people, but they don't do much of that either.
>>174030026
>Lucio will now occasionally say BOOSTIOOOOOO when being nano boosted
they acknowledge
and the blizzard gods have given
>2700
>1920 girl mercy with 300+ hours on my team
>lose
epic memes
>>174029817
>Winston is the only truly unique and complicated hero.
Lovely Army Grandma would have words with you.
>>174026056
threadly fucking reminder
SR is purely COSMETIC. the SR system is intended to give bad and casual players (ppl who cant reach a competitive tier) an artificial sense of progress, and is only indirectly related to MMR. anything diamond or below is fucking DOUBLE COSMETIC cuz its not possible to drop out of diamond. for instance, it is perfectly feasible for a player to reach diamond before losing his right hand in a boating accident that also takes both his balls, crippling his testosterone levels and now hes a mei main cuz he only plays "for fun" and this emasculated cripple will still be diamond until the day he dies and beyond, all the while strutting around ur silver-lvl games with his diamond emblem
>>174029865
Word's been going around that Mercy says something along the lines of missing Genji as one of the hidden conversation lines in the Uprising event.
>>174029123
It's a nerf for shitty Lucio players who can't wallride and just hang out in the back
Good Lucios are aggressive
>>174030361
Thinking of it, Ana might actually be the most unique character in the Overwatch cast.
>>174030370
He wont be diamond at the start of next season dumb ass.
>Constantly fluctuate between mid 1500 and 1600
>Consistently get gold medals in eliminations, damage, and objective kills
>Barely over .500 winning percentage
>Teams are always full of McRee/Hanzo/Widow lone wolf shitters
How the fugg am I supposed to rank up, I literally can't do more to help these useless teams.
>>174028745
I'd say it's pretty close to being confirmed because of the ol' V-day lines.They're still mad to this day.
>>174029817
He's a rip off of Beast except a regular gorilla instead of a blue one.
Why is it literally always a tryhard Genji or Hanzo who will attack stationary, waving targets in a Skirmish? Are they retarded or do they think it's practice to kill nonthreatening targets.
>>174030376
You can't just say that without posting evidence, anon.
When you not only finally beat legendary but also beat it with 40 seconds of spare time
>>174030361
How?
>>174030528
I do this.because I don't want to curse my team playing them in real matches, so I use skirmishes as my opportunity to fight with them
>>174029805
>inb4 custom games allow you to play previous special events but not be able to earn the specific lootboxes
>>174029848
Didn't the one kid say Doomfist could take out a skyscraper with a single punch? All I can imagine is Efi being horribly unprepared for the power of Doomfist and he smashes Orisa into the ground, Unable to be knocked back? Sure. Slowed for a few seconds? Yeah.
But I bet Doomfist will fucking counter Orisa so hard they may as well remove her.
>>174030478
There's rumors of Mercy saying something about Genji in an unlocked line too, though I wouldn't be surprised if someone just made that up.
>>174030442
u have displayed great iq in critically analyzing my hyperbolic for-instance. wow! im proud of u, so i will not assume ur one of the ppl who baby about /vg/ whining about diamond emblems. cuz thatd be pretty embarrassing
>>174030026
Don't ever do this.
>lucio main
I have no need for this ult. It's wasted on me, use it on DPS/tank.
Did they fix meis slow yet
>>174030528
>standing around literally doing nothing while you sit down and do nothing in real life is fun
You fucking people killed TF2. It wasn't hats, it wasn't trading, it was you conga-line retards.
Just turn off the fucking game, same results faggot.
Go on youtube and look up character animations if you want to see them so badly over and over.
>>174030468
Unfortunately the only answer is to play a lot and hope your natural positive win rate will eventually carry you further.
This should be easier now, though, since they removed that terrible win streak system from play so you won't drop a 150 SR from 4 losses in a row.
>>174029206
The pose is absolutely fine, but her face is horrendous
>>174027041
DONT WORRY LITTLE LADY!
WE CAN REBUILD HERE BETTER!
MAKO'S GOT POWER TOOLS!junker orisa when?
>>174030706
It seems you made a couple errors when trying to type out DSPStanky. But don't worry I was able to catch it
>>174030578
>Pharah and Mercy get new lines with the update
>it's just Pharah's conversation with Soldier about Ana but with Mercy instead
They'll probably deny it but I bet Pharmercies were pretty bitter about that.
>>174030683
you sound like a real faggot, dude
>>174027041
Should've blown the nigger's brains out first desu.
>>174030874
>implying that the animu shit that you posted is better
Hmmmm.
I haven't played in a while
Did they buff mercy yet
>>174026979
Orisa needs faster projectile speed, except for her primary fire. Throwing a well placed half of winstons barrier is good, as are her other abilities, when the team is running dive. Then she can sit on a payload better than Reinhardt. Certainly not terrible. Just could be made a little easier to use, like Sombra needed
>>174031076
>buff mercy
sluts get out
>>174031076
When's the last time you played?
>>174029508
as in nanoboosted lucio.. boostio
>>174031076
yea she's invunerable while ulting now
>>174030170
I guess will find out soon enough.
>>174030737
But literally nothing happens in Skirmish. There is no point to kill friendlies other than to be a dick
>>174028619
>romantically shipping D.Va and 76
Dreadful
>>174031227
>soon
Man, we might not even see the 3 of them again for months
>>174030516
Kek, this 100%
>>174031235
Good, I want those waterheaded fucking vermin to have a bad time.
>>174030708
i want to know this too
>>174030612
Who would you say she resembles, then? I can't think of anything that isn't a combination of several characters.
>>174031070
>implying implications
Why is Dvas voice actor the most fuckable one but also the most obnoxious one?
>>174030667
Efi was there during the battle in the airport watching everything. The museum had all the information on Doomfist and his gauntlet. And this Doomfist has been established as beign around for a bit trying to undermine the human/Omnic relations in Numbani. So she likely knows everything about him and the powers of the gauntlets, which is why she gave Orisa Fortify and Halt!.
>>174030578
>Which you know, goes against her characterization. But then again, Gency fans don't care about that
>Meanwhile, Pharmercy images featuring a womanizing and/or pedophilic Mercy are pumped out by the hour
>>174031453
You can't say this when Widowmaker exist
>sombra needs a buffSombra can hack allies to slightly decrease cooldown time for the next 6 seconds or reduce the speed of abilities already on cooldown by 25%
is she the meta yet
>>174031453
>>174029631
Dude his radius is 12 percent if what it was, and his wall ride speed boost is his only compensation. He will OBJECTIVELY provide less than what he did before. Playing lucio might feel stronger, but hitting 2 instead of 5 teammates with an aura is way worse.
>>174030528
I only do it to people i frequently see so they hate me then i make them like me later
>>174031306
I wouldn't say bad time, just minor inconvenience. Like, the game starts in under 30 seconds anyways.
>>174031513
No.
Just tighten up the spray on her SMG so she doesn't have to be within five feet of a target and she'll be fine.
She's already an amazing point buster.
>>174031528
i'd like to G her G nom sayin
>>174031391
Almost every single comic character who has ever pretended to be dead?
There's literally not that much to her character, it's like calling thin air a unique character.
>>174030670
Yeah, heard about that. I looked around for the source of the rumor and someone posted it on the blizzard forums.
I don't know if it's true, but eh.
daily reminder that there are people in high masters that still don't know how to play rein
>>174031604
>thin air
>also oxygen
you need that to breathe dumbass
>>174031295
True that. Have some Fred Tatasciore. The sexy voice actor of Soldier 76.
>>174030912
>Junkrat and 'Hog EVER doing anything to benefit Omnics
If anything, they'd probably be the ones to scrap her, not Reaper.
>>174030670
got a source to whoever says this?
>>174031604
>Almost every single comic character who has ever pretended to be dead?
That's an action, it's not even a superficial character trait
I give you an F for lack of eFFort
trying to get this legendary achievement is giving me a headache, I can already tell they are going to nerf the exploits so I won't be able to get it.
>>174031569
It's a minor inconvenience to them at no expense to myself.
>>174031453
Does anyone else fucking hate D.va's voice actress?
I want to like her character more, her appearance and personality, but the moment this ostensible 19-year-old opens her mouth I just hear some thirty-year-old hamming it up. It's awful.
>>174031649
>I'm not a young man anymore
never has a sentence been more true.
>>174031589
This. Sombra's kit is now really good for doing her job, it's now the player who matters most.
I've been seeing a lot of good Sombra players lately who know how to cloak and hack and EMP and go after wounded enemies, and god damn do they gravitate toward Bastion and Orisa and make their lives a living hell.
>>174031689
they wouldn't be doing it for omnics or orisa, they'd be doing it to give a poor orphaned child the only company she has back
>>174031695
You're right, they have no superficial character traits.
I actually can't think of a single good character Blizzard has made, ever. It's all just been trope after trope, and listening to in-game dialogue makes me cringe.
>>174030578
Imagine if Genji was a girl
>>174031513
Her hack should show her ult progression and give her wallhacks on that target for the duration. I hate hacking Mercy or Zarya to see if they have ult amd get nothing but once the fight breaks out 11 second later they do because no one bothers targeting them because we just assumed she wouldn't get it in the fight
>Join a 3-stack team
>They instalock Genji/Widow/Hanzo
For fuck's sake please just change Widow/Hanzo to be more useful in more situations, I don't care how unbalanced it gets just make the 99% of the playerbase that plays them not so fucking useless.
>>174031753
You're a rude guy
>>174031840
Hanzo's fine because he can actually fight in close range but Widow's a nightmare
I love reporting cheating McNiggers
>>174031804
Efi isn't even an orphan, also Mako's a cold blooded freak murderer in the lore and I doubt he'd do it out of the kindness of his heart
>>174031741
>sample
>>174031810
Genji would be called an oversexualized monstrosity because his ass is better than most of the girls as a girl.
When will people realize that Orisa is actually sleeper OP?
>defending on HotManura
>enemy team struggles all game
>gets one last Overtime ult combo
>wins
>>174030578
Haha, holy shit!
I'm not usually a shipping faggot but I hope this Genji Mercy thing becomes super blatantly canon just so I can see these bitches shoot blood from every orifice they've got.
>>174030578
This is the kind of ''people'' who unironically use asterisks when describing an action.
Every single person who has ever posted shit like *blocks your path* is a redditor or a Tumblrina.
Post lewd husbandos
>>174032252
Umm...my team did that and I got the achievement just fine.
>>174032234
I love that cowboy!
I want the comfort of Mercy.
>>174032252
I just got the hard cheevo and I was the tracer
Junkrat solos 4 over last 1m of payload for the win.
Seemingly random skynade into random trap, second grenade into airburst mine deletes one, bounces the other into trap, two into the skynade. Lobs the last grenade with a flick under the payload for a quad kill. Mad genius or total accident, most amazing thing I have ever witnessed, got me to 3700 sr.
Junkrat is shit terrible though and needs a huge set of buffs to be remotely competitive with the other heroes of this game. Watching weebstick dashes killing traps 8m away and Jesus, just everything about junk is awful.
>>174032252
I think you're doing something wrong.
are you playing on all heroes?
>>174031491
She is kinda hot.
Since when was Widow a member of OW? And wouldnt Tracer have known about her prior to Mandatta's assassination?
>>174031805
This is the emptiest criticism ever.
I could tell that I could list the most obvious character traits of any character, like Tracer being enthusiastic, and you'll just drone on and on about how that doesn't count for some arbitrary reason
>>174032557
>tfw the girl with the best body is a fucking poo in loo
It isnt fair
>>174031961
>t. hanzo main
>tfw you're not having fun playing but you have to keep it up to grind for loot boxes even though you don't really want much from this event and have enough coins to afford what you do want anyway
this is fine
Finally climbed from bronze to got to plat.
Am I gud yet?
>>174032557
Never? Where are you getting Idea that she is? Her husband GĂ©rard was.
Some people thought tracer might have known her before she got kidnapped but it seems like the recent comic indicates that GĂ©rard died before Tracers first mission.
This is Fred Tatasciore. The voice actor for Soldier 76. I think I have never seen a greater disparity in looks between a VA and there character before.
>>174032664
soloque?
>>174032549
That's widows voice actress? Oh my god would make wife and deal with her bullshit everyday
>>174032550
earlier today
>>174032706
Y-yes
>>174032683
He has great range.
https://youtu.be/XQykP9NHJXU?t=196
>>174032793
good job
>>174032557
>Since when was Widow a member of OW?
She wasn't, her husband was.
>And wouldnt Tracer have known about her prior to Mandatta's assassination?
Based on the hints given in the Uprising comic, Tracer joined Overwatch as a direct result of the Slipstream accident. Gerard was already dead by the time she had her first field mission (King's Row). Doesn't seem like she and Amelie would have had the chance to cross paths.
>>174032549
>>174032803
HE'S DAVIAN COOL?
SICK SHIT
>>174032364
>>174032903
>>174032738
She's British and French. A voice actor and author.
Pretty good.
What is the best ship and why is it Symmetra + Sombra ?
https://youtu.be/fPDrnqjKPlk
>>174033006
>>174032669
Well the new blurbs on her legendary skins say that she was a prominent ballerina dancer so I guess she could've been a fan since Tracer's such a flaming faggot.
>>174033016
Is it a coincidence this is being posted on her birthday?
>>174032934
Reaper is also in that video. It's Keith Ferguson.
>>174033128
Would anyone do Ana's VA?
>>174032669
>>174032874
That makes sense. I thought she met Gerard during her time at OW. Thanks for clearing that up anons
>>174032234
I'm disappointed he still has the beard in his new skin but at least it much cleaner. I better get that skin this event
>>174028261
Your tor was right and you're retarded
>>174027945
>>174027782
>>174027732
You have to instantly kill that first Orisa and her escorts, immediately turn around to deal with the reinforcements and tank bastion, then go after the first sentry bastion.
After that you kill Orisa 2 and have Torbjorn molten core and essentially snipe down turret bastions 2 and 3 while the team protects him and watches for more tanks
Once all the sentry bastions are down you're homefree.
just played a game where a Symmetra player on the other team said they reported my friend multiple times for toxic chat
like throughout the game my friend would ramp it up and the sym would say "reported again," and they said multiple times like "enjoy your ban"
he doesn't even know reporting is absolutely useless in this game, or that he's really bad at conveying sarcasm
anyone have stories with delusional / overly sensitive people in this game?
Is there any D.va/McRee art?
>>174033229
Unironically yes because nothing gets me going like a girl with a husky voice
>>174033249
Is Symmetra wearing any underwear?
>>174033229
I would.
Did GĂ©rard meet her at one of her performances?
>>174033449
Anon this is Overwatch. Always assume people are retarded
>>174033549
Check and find out
>>174033336
To add to this, if you're playing All Heroes Mode, don't expect any big-boom style Ultimate to instantly finish off the OR-14s. They have 4,000 health, even D. Va's Self-Destruct will only drop them to half-health. They'll help soften them up though and the explosion will also kill the Bastions and Nulltroopers. And make sure their barriers are either down or they're on the wrong side of them before doing it.
>>174033592
No but he did meet her at the strip club. The moment Gerard fell in love with Amelie is when she threw her AIDS piss stained panties to the crowd after her performance and Gerard licked and sniffed it.
>>174033595
Why can't I just clone myself and play all the roles wtf
>Your top 3 played get instalocked what do you do?
>Be Symmetra on Nepal
>Enemy Genji bitching in chat about Symmetra being bullshit
>"S-She doesn't even have to aim she takes no skill!"
Genji tears are truly the saltiest and most delicious
>>174033270
yeh i wanted a younger McCree like early 20s, not some bearded Amish dude
>>174033787
Play something else.
I'm better at more then 3 heroes anon.
>>174033675
I honestly can't see why people find vaginas attractive
>>174033787
>fill
>>174033336
>Your tor was right and you're retarded
It ends when the OR-14s are dead. All the other Omnics can be alive, once those four Orisas are down you win.
>>174033892
One of the failings of faggotry.
Any other fat virgin losers want to team up?
>>174033757
Delet this! Amélie is pure.
>>174033787
Since I only play Pharah I shut and stare autistically at the screen hoping for them to switch, perhaps after they look at my profile and realize I am an autistic pharah main they realize our maybe someone speaks up for me on my behalf. Otherwise I leave the game without saying a word.
>>174033336
>Your tor was right and you're retarded
Nigga are you fucking braindead
The game ends as soon as the last OR-14 is dead
>>174033751
>>174033336
The two most common mistakes I see players making on legendary in general are on tracer and torbjorn
Tracer, your priority is breaking those shield arms and getting those eradicators and bastions down. If those are all taken care of by all means start killing the crappy little slicers or the basic gunmen, but until then focus on your job
Torbjorn your job is to kill the trash while Tracer fucks up the elites. Use your rivets. Gunmen are more important than slicers. You get molten core every five damn seconds so use it if an eradicator even looks at your turret funny. If there are 7 gunmen shooting down your rein's shield and you're plinking away at an eradicator you're doing it wrong.
>>174033595
essentially
I can't believe people think Overwatch is "tough" (their words not mine) on anything ingame besides cheating and shit
>>174033892
>>174032549
>>174033016
>that VA
She's a real qt.
>>174033892
You a woman? I can't see why people find penis attractive but I'm a dude.
>>174034231
Mike Pence looks like a throwaway villian from Mission Impossible
someone please be my friend i'm a desperate loser
I miss old widowmaker ass. It should have never been reduced. Imagine the new widow skin with that old set of butt and thighs.
>>174034448
No one wants to be a friend with a desperate loser.
>>174033449
There was a Reaper player on the mic talking about how much of a gun nut he was so I typed :
"9mm > .45"
He was silent for a few seconds but then started yelling "YOU CANT FUCKING SAY THAT" over and over, peaking the mic. I'm pretty sure he joking/exaggerating for effect because I doubt I hit such a high frequency of autism to break someone like that
>>174033592
Probably
>>174034375Not that anon, but I don't see the appeal either. Looks like weird squishy meat flaps.
>>174034509
You up for some quick play and talking about memes on discord?
which hero has done anal you think?
>>174034590
Not Widowmaker
>>174034514
lmao, so this is what weaponized autism really means
>>174033517
>>174034558
>>174033892
You guys know you're gay right?
>>174034627
>implying GĂ©rard didnt go through the back door every night.
>>174033824
How is that salt? Symmetra doesn't need to aim, her beam stretches to 20m around walls and behind her, retains its charge long enough for her to reload or find someone else, lasts long enough on one magazine to take out the two 600-health characters, and does more damage per second than nearly every other characters' M1. That's bad design and balance.
>>174034703
this pleases me
if you play competitive you're already shit
>>174034747It's not gay unless you're attracted to the same sex, anon.
>>174034627
Anon she's french. Its practically a given she gave up her ass on the first date
>>174034747
Well, yeah. But I'd still like to know what makes it physically attractive
>>174034769
Just because he's technically right doesn't mean he wasn't salty as fuck
Also you wouldn't happen to be a Genji main would you?
>>174033128
i'm not even gay and i'd hit that lol
>>174034769
She's also got no health, no burst damage, and no way to hit things beyond medium range
You know what counters symmetra? Aiming.
>>174034590
the shimada brothers rountinely did anal with each other, it was the old samurai ways
>>174034747
yup
Saw this guy in comp.
He got SUPER pissed off because two people on our team weren't in team chat, and blamed them every time anything anyone on the team tried to pull off didn't work out, yet he did really bad plays all game along with our rein, who didn't know how to use his shield despite having 50+ hours on him.
>>174034703
>>174034418
Damn Symmetras ass is fine. She was the first character I fapped to when the game was announced.
>>174035108
It's really a shame she's a fucking poo
>>174034995
>lmao just learn to aim how hard is it to hit the small target bouncing around you AND focus on the other 5 targets gunning for you ;)
>>174034826
The curves and lines and color of skin
>>174035061
>GET THE FUCK IN TEAM CHAT SO THAT I CAN BE TILTED AT YOU WITH MY VOICE INSTEAD OF JUST IN TEXT FORM!
I don't blame them.
>>174034590
Tracer has never done anal as she is only sexually interested in women.
Like his pal Winston has never done anal as he is a ape and apes have barely any sex drive.
Bastion has never done anal since he doesnt have an ass or dick.
Zan for the same reason. ANd probably Orisa too.
>played overwatch from day one
>have more than 1500 hours in the game
>got every bullshit achievement "legit" without any help
>played at least 20 hours of legendary uprising
>still can't do it
I'm alternating between killing myself or the developers.
>>174035097
This is the only decent gremlin d.va comic in existence
>>174035165
You'd have a point if Genji players also didn't complain about Winston, who is actually underpowered in many ways, but because he doesn't need to aim and is just as mobile as Genji, Genji mains cry foul
>Design all the maps in such a way to ensure that Reinhardt is a necessity
>Decide you don't like that Reinhardt is a necessity
>Make a new tank that is just a bad amalgamation of other tanks to make up for it
>It fails
Can Blizzard do anything right?
>>174035218
I want to put it in tracers virgin pooper while she cries "I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boooooooy"
>>174035296
Difference is genji players are dumb shits who can't adapt while Symmetra is a problem for most of the cast
>>174035097
>>174035173
Helpful
>>174035375
You just gotta follow the age old rule of "don't be a dick"
The only reason people get punished in chat is if they are being a colossal dick, and that means they are probably getting mad at the game anyway, which is itself dumb.
"This game is much more fun when anyone can say whatever they want in chat without risk of being punished by Blizzard"
Do you agree or disagree with this statement?
>>174035405
I know, thats why I play Symmetra, because its fucking funny making Genji players mad that their sick ninja skills mean nothing
>>174035375
It's a competitive environment, people are going to get rowdy and talk trash
Censoring and filtering words does nothing because people will always find an alternative
>>174034857
Never touched him. And pointing out bad game design =/= salt.
Are you a Symmetra main? People who main characters are always the ones who go ballistic whenever anyone points out the problems with their mains.
>>174034995
>most characters have to get into medium range to work best
>Symmetra has one of the smallest hitboxes alongside Tracer, Genji, and Ana, and the player will be jinking erratically
>beam charges in 2 seconds and kills most characters in 2 seconds or less giving you no time to react when it locks onto you
>everyone who says "lol git gud just aim" always assumes every encounter with her is a 1v1 when you both run at each other in a straight line
>>174035097
>d.va
>with a shirt
>'i love >>>/y/'
delet this
>>174035520
I agree, I generally dislike all forms of censorship
>>174035218
IT'S CALLED A STRAP ON DILDO LESBIANS USE THEM
>>174035520
I agree that Americans are very uptight about the silliest things.
>>174034169
Follow up tip for Reinhart und Mercy.
Charge the Bastions INTO your team not away.
Wait until the detonators approach the payload then charge them. This allows your team to focus on literally anything else.
Mercy has a gun. It can headshot.
Her ult is MASS revive. Don't use it to save the unlucky tracer. Help the Rein push up to her and he should shield you while you manually revive her.
>>174035520
Obviously not.
>>174032572
>Tracer being enthusiastic
Wow what an amazing character
>>174035457
last one in my folder methinks
>>174035520
Not for this game in particular but for every multiplayer FPS
Trash talk has been part of the genre since its inception
Even when people could not talk they would just t-bag your fucking face
Asking FPS players in a "competitive environment" to not rage and whatnot would be like asking a vulture to stop eating meat and only feed on greens from now on
wtf how do i get more fps
>>174035780
download more ram
>tfw someone complemented my Ana skills today
>>174035635
>I can't be a cockdonkey without being punished for it, waah waah censorship
If only your parents taught you how the real world works.
>>174035520
I think if you have a problem with people saying things the problem is you.
>>174035165
Having low damage is totally fair when it's autolock. I'm sorry you can't aim anon.
>>174035682
>Wait until the detonators approach the payload then charge them
You can also just shield between the detonator and the payload
It's blocked just like D.va's ult
>>174035720
>Ignoring the whole post like that
You're shameless, the post isn't even about Tracer you autist.
>>174035520
Agree, if you don't like someone's talk, it's a three step process to stop them affecting you
Enter -> Right click on name -> Mute
If they teabag you or some shit then just leave the game because you can't deal with bm'ing
>>174035796
The only cockdonkey here is you friend
>everyone getting nerfed
>mercy's hitbox keeps getting smaller
When can we fire Chu?
>>174035796
>I have no argument so I'll just misrepresent what you said to attack you easier
Nice. There's literally nothing wrong with disagreeing with censorship. It's not like I'm boycotting Blizzard or anything. It's called having an opinion, try it sometime
>>174035882
He had nothing to do with nerfs.
>All the actually good heroes are the most boring to play
Why does it have to be this way?
>>174035882
Mercy's hitbox was shrunk?
>>174035821
Symmetra does not have low damage
>>174035796
In the real world your shitty pussy ass would be broken in by a serial killer just because you have shitty luck and nobody will ever remember you except as just another victim and nobody will ever save you from it because the truth is not a single person gives a shit about you enough to risk their own life for your safety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4aeV-29Hd8
>>174035878
no no, he's right
if you think getting chat banned or whatever for being a shitty human being is censorship, you're a dumb dick and you have your priorities screwed up
bioware 100% has the right to police what happens on their servers and if you're that worried about your god-given right to be an asshole to other players then i hope i never play with you
>>174035061he's right
>>174035958
She does at first, the gun has to warm up before it does full damage
The trick with Symmetra is not getting close to her
>>174035958
By comparison, yes she does.
>>174035520
No, because chances are the things you want to say and stand to get punished for are probably hateful and antagonistic that you need to keep to yourself. You're a grown man. You know better than to fling around the word nigger in a T rated game. You're playing under Blizzard's roof, not the government.
You're not helping anybody and just chimping out to blow off steam like a cukced gibbon.
Play by the rules and if you have to be a cunt, do it quietly
>>174035862
Go blow a cock, blizzdrone tool. I'm not even the same guy you oversensitive pathetic nigger.
>>174035878
>NO U
>>174035908
You'ere whining about not being able to scream, cry, rant, insult people, and be an asshole in a video game, and claiming it's "censorship". Not only do you not know what the word means, you also assume that you're so special that you should be able to be a faggot without reprecussions. Sorry to tell you that in the real world being a retard means you're gonna get slapped down and companies can decide for themselves how to deal with your kind.
>>174035796
It's completely legal and within Blizzard's bounds to ban everyone who says fuck or something.
The question is if it's good within the bounds of the game, but the person you replied to is taking it ideologically.
You shouldn't be punished in a game for calling someone a retard when there are multiple ways to personally deal with it.
>>174036065
>whining
Anon asked if I agreed with a statement. I said I did. You clearly have no idea what whining is
>>174035982
>if you think censorship is censorship you're a dumb dick
They have the right to police their servers but I have the right to my opinion and my money. I choose not to support them for censoring players, it has nothing to do with rights but they are not entitled to my support by any means.
You're stupid, and you're probably a numale as well.
>>174036015
Bad advice, There are places where you have to go and you can't do anything about that
If there is a Symmetra and they have any experience with the game she will be waiting with her turrets and the rest of her team
Not saying she's broken or unfair, but she's a real cunt that people only play because of how easy she is
>>174036134
>ignores everything just to nitpick a word
Wasn't expecting much else, really.
>>174036167
>I can't be an asshole, I'll stop playing their game, that will punish them!
If you need to swear like a sailor at kids on a video game to feel like a big man, you're pathetic.
>>174035524
>because its fucking funny making Genji players mad that their sick ninja skills mean nothing
A Genji who can't deal with Symmetra has no sick ninja skills.
>>174035982
>for being a shitty human being
If you were a decent human being you wouldn't play any fps in the first place
>deriving pleasure through the killing and humiliation of virtual characters is totally not creepy at all
>>174036241
Well luckily I can just call you a stupid nigger on here all day and you can't do anything about it, faggot.
>>174036065
>You'ere
>>174036040
Saying "You're a grown man" as an argument is funny because typically "Grown men" don't get mad enough to get people punished in a video game for saying nigger.
>>174036241
It's clear you're just baiting at this point
>>174035220
>tfw you came back for this event after a 5 month break
>made friends with a group of nice people
>we manage legendary after 6 hours of consecutive playing
this game has its moments
>>174036250
Because "killing" fictional nonexistent people is the same as screaming and cursing and threatening real people. You idiots will slap any two random things together for retarded comparisons.
>>174031804
"she'll be right"
>>174036243
So basically all Genjis then
>I'm jumping and dashing around just like in my Japanese animes, how is she killing me so fast?!?
It's just the best shit ever
>>174036042
You're just bitching at nothing, retard. Grow up. Nobody cares about your tantrum.
Increase Lucio's firing rate so that I can play him as an assassin.
Stop responding to the bait
>>174036069
You shouldn't be banned for calling someone a retard but if you have a long history of calling people retards all the time in game, you should be
>>174036305
>say something purposely provocative
>"Wait why are you getting provoked!"
You could have just said NO U and got the same point across to me.
>>174036330
>Every group I get with always quits after 2-3 attempts
>Only made it past the payload section one time so far
>Have to just solo queue and pray
>>174036243
This.
>>174036250
>If you were a decent human being you wouldn't play any fps in the first place
>implying you have to be either a good person or someone who plays fps games and can't be both
>>deriving pleasure through the killing and humiliation of virtual characters is totally not creepy at all
>also implying that you are killing the character and not the dick of a player
wh-
anon
are you
do you need help
>>174036423
They should make it so Pharah rockets track t b h
And when I pick Reinhardt the game just plays itself would be good
>>174036294
And I can call you an AIDS-riddled faggot whose mother has cancer, which is allowed here in the asshole of the internet. It's not allowed in Ovderwatch. Deal with it.
>>174036313
>you dare disagree with me, BAIT BAIT BAIT!!!
Yes, child, screaming memes means you won the internet argument.
>>174036470
What?
Are you just saying in a very long winded fashion that you're just pretending to be retarded by saying something "purposefully provocative?"
>>174036294
i wasn't really gonna do anything about it but you're still just kind of a sad little man
hope your life gets better :/
>>174036420
You're the one throwing a fit like a baby.
>>174036435
>>174035520
Here is a poll. This is an interesting discussion to say the least.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12750587
Will this game ever get a good map?
>>174036527
You might be retarded. None of what you said made any sense
>>174036250
this is good, i'm saving this
>>174036336
Dude that's the whole point of competitive games. You're killing your opponent's virtual character? You rub on his face how better than him you are. And you do it again, and again, and again. It IS an insult in itself. With every frag, you show them how worthless they are and how much they should uninstall instead of bothering trying at all.
Preventing the small, the loser, from venting and expressing himself is purely oppresion. The strong systematic-ally censoring the weak.
>>174030197
nah he heals for 30% more than he used to. aura AND his boost are affected.
>>174036606
Fuck off, we're not talking about the game.
>>174036548
Look upon this, everyone. They cannot insult without attacking maturity, it is a form of projection indicating their insecurity. They are not yet ready for the adult world and may never be.
>>174036606
It already has.
They're all KOTH though.
>>174036639
Eat shit faggot.
>>174036423
>attempting to play a healer as a mobile assassin with a high fire rate
Did you mean: Soldier 76 and Sombra
Hello There! I have the best ult in the entire game with the fastest ult generation and I have no counter.
>RERRRRRRRRRR
Hear that? That's the sound of me filling up my ult in under a minute.
>>174036658
Mature people can restrain themselves from acting like baboons over pointless things.
>>174036658
>projecting your own insecurity on the supposedly insecure
w e w this is too many layers for me
>>174036703
The counter to Mercy's ult is killing her. If you or someone on your team can't manage it, tough luck.
>>174036719
Then maybe you should start doing it, nigger.
>>174036703
Her counter is bullets
>>174036703
No, that's the sound of my Rip-tire chasing you down
>>174036630
The strong get censored, too. You can't shit-talk them and call them names for not being as no-life as you are being amazing at a kid's hobby. So it balances out.
>>174036573
Literally all I did was say you're saying nothing of substance.
>>174036719
Hit a sore spot? Absolutely pathetic, you're not fit to be called a human and I refuse to acknowledge you or your many clones as such.
>>174036596
>80% agreed
you've got to be kidding me
how many 12 year olds are on this thread
>>174036498
It is a form of catharsis
It may be virtual, but it's still creepy because it reveals a part of your psyche and insecurities
Don't you think real life people would be creeped out by seeing some anon's custom maid / artificial academy models collection along with the scenarii he would put in place for these girls? It's all virtual, it's not hurting anyone, but it's still crepy as hell
>>174035457
this comic is a lie. No woman in history has ever said what they wanted to eat when you first ask them.
>>174036703
Stop posting this weak bait
>>174036832
One, you
general chat is a wonderful place
>>174036827
you can tell which one's the real guy and which one's just shitposting
>>174036745
you really think you're winning this argument, huh
>hey mom, look how epicly i'm pwning this luser in a chinese cartoon fansite
>no mom, i don't know his name
>i'll send out a job application tomorrow mom
>>174036703
>beep beep bep beep
>clrrriing
>Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
what ult
>>174036693
76 has more burst than Lucio, for sure, but Lucio has enough speed and mobility to sneak around to the enemy's flank better than 76.
Sombra lacks burst to be a true assassin. She has to unload a whole clip to kill somebody while Lucio can can fire once (wait for the four projectiles to fire), then punch + knockback. If he headshots with all four projectiles and then punch+knockbacks, that does 200 damage.
The weakness of Lucio being an assassin though is that his firing rate is too low. Enemies have too much time to react to this combo
>>174036946
I'm both the people you're replying to so I guess you're wrong once again. You'll never know what it's like to be right.
>>174036796
>The strong get censored
As I said, the strong doesn't need to talk, he only needs to act. This in itself is more powerful than any word the weak could mutter.
To the Strong the smugness of victory, to the weak the distress of unexpressed feelings, endorsed by your big multinational corporation.
But hey, better be "a decent human being", right?
>>174036832
>WAHH WAHH THEY ARE HURTING MUH FEE FEES
Grow some fucking balls, you oversensitive manchildren.
>>174036658
>>174036719
you guys are cool
>>174036827
>>174036745
'The battlefield is no place for children.'
>>174036743
200hp, fast self-heal, flight, emphasis on always being in the back line behind shields.
Genji, Tracer, and Sombra, the flankers who should be designed to kill backline supports, don't have the burst damage to kill her convincingly.
what maps is tracer good on?
>>174037047
How do you convincingly kill someone anon
>>174037021
I've never met a "strong" person who couldn't vocally tell everyone how strong he thinks he is. The longer and louder you need to tell everyone how strong and superior you are the weaker and more inferior you really are. It's why racists and supremecists are nearly constantly cryign and yelling at everyone and everything, they're so pathetic it's all they have.
>>174037047
That's just plain wrong. She can't defend herself effectively if you catch her off guard, focus fire on her, or headshot her once with Widow.
>>174036827
>"My Immortal"
Really? Gotta look this up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo
...oh, it wasn't what I was thinking. :\
>>174037047
>to kill her convincingly
Attack as a team
>>174037114
Too much of the onus is on killing Mercy. She WILL pull off over 5 ults in a single round unless she's so lame that the aforementioned enemy Genji, Tracer, and Sombra keep her down.
You can't get into position to kill her with any other heroes.
>>174037205
Fuck off newfag
>>174037047
The number of terrible Genji players should not be indicative of what he can actually do. I'm constantly surprised by all these people playing Genji and not being able to kill Mercy.
Mercy can fly away from Sombra because it takes Sombra a while to kill her, I'll give you that. Tracer has to perfectly time a blink before the Mercy can react, which is hard, but still doable. But Genji can easily chase her down even when she runs. Hell, she's even easier to kill when she tries to fly away because of how linear she moves. How are people so bad at playing a hero with such a bloated kit.
>>174037143
What part of "behind shields" do you not understand? Smart Mercys also hide behind every piece of scenery they can, so Widow and Hanzo can't do shit, and flankers need to get past the tanks and anti-flankers.
>Mercy can't defend herself
Good Mercys can use that surprisingly strong gun to kill any 200HP attacker easily.
>>174036867
>>174037023
>implying that i'm a child
Ok, you must be the kids who think that someone killing you is somehow extremely unfair, and feel the need to swear as often as possible and get into pissing contests with other people.
I just want a game where we can beat each other and be good sports about it, rather than
>'oh mcree is too powerful'
>mcree gets nerfed
>'omg symmetra needs to be buffed'
>symmetra not only gets buffed but a rework
>'omg someone remove the filter'
There are some things Blizzard can and will do, making the game no longer child friendly is not one of them.
You are terrible human beings for thinking swearing on a near constant basis is alright, you need to grow up and stop living in your mothers' basements.
If you cannot tolerate someone having a differing opinion than you than leave this thread, leave this board and leave this site, Go back to tumblr where you can express your opinion freely and one or two people will have a differing opinion among the sea of people who agree with you.
>>174037237
What? The song I linked is far older, than whatever is talked about here.
This game makes me want to kill people. I have lost 4 games in a row and it's seriously getting to me. I am tired of stupid fucking stoner white kids telling me to "CHILL" when i'm clearly fucking aggravated. When has telling an angry person to chill ever worked?
>>174036958
Practice shooting at people after booping them into a corner, or off an edge. It doesn't have to be a cliff, just down a ramp works. I regularly kill 200hps with M1->M2->M1->punch (if necessary)
>>174037337
I've been bitching about this for almost a year now. The game needs clans! CLAAAANS!
Fuck quickplay and comp with randoms. Give us tools to create clans!
>Gets a lootybox from leveling up
>Legendary
>Hanzo skin
Give me a reason why I shouldn't an hero myself
>>174037262
That "surprisingly strong gun" is still weaker than any primary weapon in the game. If we assume the Mercy and the flanker are both of the same skill level and the two are isolated, the flanker is going to win that fight every time.
Rank yourself from Bronze to GM while playing:
>DPS
>Tank
>Healer
>>174037313
It's older than you that's for sure.
>>174037424
>mercy isolated
lol
>>174037337
I dont know I tell people to take it easy and it works
Maybe you need to take it easy
>>174037423
More lewd skins in the future.
>>174037134
>The longer and louder you need to tell everyone how strong and superior you are the weaker and more inferior you really are
Those are a particular case. Much like how former poor people become the most ostentatious about their money when they become rich, the former weak who becomes strong feels like "taking his revenge" on the internet society and needs to evacuate all his pent-up frustration accumulated by years of being censored and oppressed when he was weak. Everything is related. If you give weak people incentives to express themselves, you will prevent the creation of the kind of people you're complaining about. If you take / keep those incentives from them, you will create more and more brutish cyberthugs.
>>174037472
It's the only reason she would ever pull out her gun. Using Mercy's gun as an argument for her viability is fucking retarded.
>>174037262
Dive as a team
>>174037262
Literally nobody has this much convoluted trouble with Mercy besides you. Like, fuck, I hate fighting Genjis but I don't call them OP and complain about them on here.
Mercy is made to be survivable but her main flaw is being low health and easy to flank (flankers are made to get behind barriers, who would have though). Genjis can kill her in four headshots, eight bodyshots. Pharahs can kill her in two direct hits. Mccrees can kill her in a headshot and body shot. Etc. etc. Just aim or get better tactically.
>>174037492
Nah, anyone who has to constantly tell everyone else how strong and awesome they are is weak and pathetic. If they were strong they wouldn't need to contantly insist they were.
>>174037205
>>174037313
I'm going to assume you're not baiting and just give you this. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5556C1AB0BF476A1
>>174037480
what is this
>>174037470
Well sorry for not having read your precious teenage wizard fantasy books, kiddo, but when they first came out, I was already too old for them, I felt.
>>174037479
Take it easy is reasonable. I do need to relax. But when i'm super HEATED, its ridiculous to tell me to CHILL BRO SMOKE A BLUNT XD its fucking aggravating. I'm currently diamond rank.
>Blackwatch Peacekeeper's laser sight
but y tho
>>174037601
>>174037262
>Shields being an issue
Get out of gold.
I have no idea about the overwatch competitive scene. What are some big tournaments of the past I can watch? What are some good streams, youtube channels or whatever where I can watch past tournaments? Is there a wiki that lists all big tournaments of the past? Is there an overwatch version of Starcraft's teamliquid.net ?
>>174037726
>big tournaments of the past
>good streams, youtube channels or whatever
>a wiki that lists all big tournaments of the past
>an overwatch version of Starcraft's teamliquid.net
>>174037726
>watching the best hackers compete
I wish there was a helmetless style for pharah's skins
the rainmaker is the best skin but the helmet is so ugly
>>174037656
it looks badass
lore wise its from a time where mccree needed a bit more help aiming, now he doesn't cause he's pro
>>174037726
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLE-OsLBsCTTQIs_JfBKnkw
>>174037726
The two Overwatch Esports jewtube channels are basically just straight archives of tournament play.
>>174037726
There was a tournament today, the Overwatch Pit. 15k USD prize.
Honestly though, wait until the Overwatch League comes out to get super into it, by then it'll be Blizzard supported and more known/professional.
Also watch the World Cup, it's pretty fun.
>>174037867
There probably would be but then there is the Mission Complete highlight intro which wouldn't look right with helmetless Pharah taking off her helmetor lack thereof
>rein dies 2 inches away from Bastion
>I need Healing!
>>174037982
>It'd just be her lightly brushing her hair with her hands
I want this now
I want to fuckOrisa
>tfw got the expert mode achievement by virtue of cheating
feels good
What are some stories you have of people getting inordinately mad in this video game?
>>174038037
but what does she hold
>>174037854
>implying these """"professional"""" shitters are good enough to appear to hack.
>>174038437
1 big ball of nothing
>>174038215
How does it go again? When the payload lands, everyone groups up, but then Tracer runs to the power station door - and stays there? So the 3 have to clear to first waves by themselves, while Tracer is just idling at the door?
>>174038496
id just have someone haul ass over to the door 5-10 seconds before the payload activates
>>174037854
How can they hack anyways? Aren't there any fucking offline tournaments?
>>174030974
this senpai
>>174038560
Ah, so before the timer ends? Gotta try that, then, if my "friends" bother to come online this weekend.
>>174038450
The first loot box for this event that I opened had the Cadet Oxton skin. I've gotten every single Tracer skin. Every single one of them. All the event ones included.
I have no fucking idea why. She's probably my least played hero.
>>174038696
>tfw cadet oxton is literally the only event skin I want
>tfw every box is 3 gray items and a blue item
Why is my luck so shit
playing this game again for the first time in a couple months
nice to see there's still always a useless fucking widowmaker on my team
HOW TO WIN 3v3 EVERY ROUND
>pick damage heroes
>spam M1 on the same enemy hero
>it doesn't matter, just keep spamming M1, no healer can ever save them
>no hero in the game can survive 3v1 sustained far, literally zero
>repeat on next target until victory
I've been starting to use Winston and I'm having some difficulty utilizing the ultimate effectively. It feels like it's best used when the enemy is lacking in mobility, like in a building, because they can easily move around you and focus you down. And while them focusing on you may be great with a coordinated team, that isn't reliable in pubs. What can I do to use this better?
>>174037531
>all enemy teams are so bad they won't protect their healers, you just suck
>>174038805
>tales from 3v3 bronze league
>>174038904
>sub 3k trying to act hard
>>174038805
>inb4 Orisa Reinhardt and Mercy
>Orisa protects Mercy with her life
>Everyone retreats if too much pressure is on them
>Rein and Orisa can shield a hall from both angles and Mercy can keep them both alive for an extended period of time
>even if you kill one you're bound to charge Mercy's ult
>You cannot kill Mercy as she is two feet from the other tanks, who will kill you, at all times
>they both have intense focus on her health bar and will immediately get near her the moment she takes damage
if not this then literally anyone who can aim for the head.
which hero has the biggest cock?
>>174039037
Orisa
>>174039037
tracer
>>174039008
>walk into both of them and spam M1
>they are dead
>>174039008
no anon just point and click and then you win xDD
>>174027041
I HEAR NO SEE NO MORE EVIL
>>174039081
idk judging by her bulge i would say its average
>>174039037
Who else.
>Be a young burger playing CoD 4
>People keep calling one of the British guys "Left-tenant"
>Have never heard the term before
>Assume British military people have their own rank called Lefttenant that's higher than Lieutenant or something
>Tracer calls Reinhardt Left-tenant in this brawl
>Wait but his skin spells it Lieutenant
>Mfw I realize British people just insert the word "left" for NO FUCKING REASON despite the spelling not even having the fucking letter F in it
Fuck you Britbong
>tfw 20k coins saved up
So what do you think happened to the Omnic in the business shirt?
>winan extremely close match
>alright lemme see how much SR i got
>+2
gee blizzard
>>174039253
Lieutenant is a French word
Lefttenant is the British pronounciation
FIX MEI, BLIZZ
>>174039037
In proportion to their body? Torb, dude's probably packing a meat missile in between his stubby legs.
In general? Roadhog for sure. His Whole Hog is as wide and large as a 3 liter bottle, even with fat blocking it.
>>174039293
Healer?
>>174039358
>Blizzard
>fixing a character whose ult is literally a blizzard
>>174039410
I'm ready toSTART A BLIZZARD
>>174039358
>her glitch still hasn't been patched
>people still playing mei
It's a weird feeling being able to just walk away from her. I've seen entire teams walk out of her blizzard and they still don't swap
>>174039390
Ana/Mcree
it would have put me at 3950 with the usual sr gain but oh well
>>174038589
oh my sweet summer child...
>>174038589
>offline tournaments
>when playing against players
>>174035851
I'm scared to do that because they don't always leave a lot of room between themselves and the payload. I prefer to just charge them a couple meters away into the statue or behind the phone booth
How do i get /vg/ to gift me overwatch?
>>174039792
No one would gift you Overwatch.
No one.
I mean, Taco Bell did for a time but that path is closed.
Go out and buy the game.
>>174039792
be attractive blonde female and cosplay as mercy
>>174039792
knife 3 inches into your urethra and i'll consider it
>tfw you stick your bomb on a robot and fuck off like a good tracer but the rein charges it back into you just in time for you to blow yourself up
>>174039993
It's fine just go back in time idiot
>>174039759
That's stupid, you have a shield for a reason
How should I be playing Tracer? Just shoot Reinhardt in the back? It feels like her spread is too much to be able to kill small characters reliably.
>>174040205
You need to be breathing on their necks
>>174040205
The fact that you have blinks lets you get as close to them as you want if you just time it right.
Comp is ill advised during events. If your idea of fun is having your sr mercilessly raped and your time wasted play Comp.
REMINDER THAT IF YOU PARK YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS ON TOP OF THE PAYLOAD WHILE I'M PLAYING TORBJORN AND YOU KEEP ME FROM PLACING MY TURRET ON THE FUCKING THING, I WILL LEAVE YOUR SESSION AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT OUT OF SPITE
STAY OFF THE FUCKING PAYLOAD MERCY YOU WORTHLESS CUNT THERES NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE THERE
If Doomfist has the same knockback in a single normal attack as the child using it in the short
we're all fucked
Would Ana's weaponization of the Biotic Rifle put her in the anti-hero category?
>>174040205
if your sensitivity is above 2 you'll never make it as tracer
>>174040336
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameplayAndStorySegregation
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CutscenePowerToTheMax
>>174040336
Doomfist is going to be the boy.
ugh almost beat the event on expert but our tracer dies by going on ahead without us.
seriously shit is hard especially when i clicked well with the torb and mercy.
turns out the person only speaks korean
>>174039037
Canonically? Bastion with CNY Skin
>>174040306
I share your sentiment, wholeheartedly.
If the korean peninsula disappears this year will they retcon dva out of the setting?
>>174040284
But the other enemy team is so bad, why wouldn't I play during this time?
>>174040417
>expert
you can make it
>>174040350
Not him, but what is this low sensitivity meme I've been seeing everywhere?
I mean, I know you don't want it too high, but why would you want it low?
>>174040497
This sort of thinking is why you dont get laid.
So...can I carry with zen at 2400? I play healer cause I always think I will do shit as DPS and end up depending of my shitty teammates, should I play Zen or pick Soldier76? (Or maybe tracer, I like her better than soldier)
>>174040554
You can carry as anyone at 2400
>>174040538
Low sensitivty is better for tracking.
>>174040542
That sort of defeatist cynicism is why you don't get laid.
>>174040554
Just play mercy and suck your team off to raise their morale. Most games you lose at that rating is because your team doesn't work together properly and flames each other. If you can prevent that you are bound to win.
>>174040538
Low sensitivity is just a rule for FPS in general.
Makes it easier to make fine adjustments to your aim to hit those small head hitboxes, especially at a distance. You can still make large quick 180s by moving your whole arm.
Whereas on high sensitivity you're going to constantly be sweeping your crosshair past the enemy's head because moving your mouse 1mm moves your crosshair an inch.
Low sensitivity gives you the benefit of accuracy AND being able to turn around fast, but with high sensitivity you can only turn around fast and have a much harder time with small precise movements.
>>174040623
T. Perma virgin bronze
>>174040340
no, she's been firmly in the 'good' category like most characters in the game because blizzard can't into giving characters nuance.
Hanzo, Junkrat, Roadhog, Sombra and Symmetra are really the only "morally grey" characters. I'd include McCree but from at least what's been shown he seems pretty good overall
>>174040497
>the both teams are equal myth
>>174040542
>>174040707
Get the fuck back to plebbit you filthy un-virgin.
>>174040497
>implying you can carry yourself out of a bad match.
>>174040745
Junkrat is a good boy, he dindu nuffinAlthough he did show openness to the idea of going legit before getting double crossed, so he's not completely irredeemable
will the overwatch team release a male hero that is objectified as much as the females (eg. mercy, tracer, widow, sym)?
>>174040901
Bait
>>174040598
>>174040662
But I tried mercy and it only worked when played with friends, in solo-q everyone is doing shit, lot of junkrats Hanzos and Widows.
>>174027564
Best skin
>>174040901
They already have several men for the girls and barafags
Where are the cute feminine boys? I want a cute fuccboi in a skintight outfit and a nice ass.
Hell just give Tracer a genderswap skin and it'd be good
>>174040840
Not enough of the Junkers in the Thread
>>174040901
Blatant bait aside...
>>174040839
>non-event matches are just as bad
>>174040934
>me ooga team booga
That's why you are stuck at gold.
do you intentionally play worse when there's a Sombra on your team
>Playing Sombra Defense
>Believe it or not, I'm consistently killing half of the enemy team as they come out of spawn
>Still lose because my teammates can't defend 5v3
This seems to happen EVERY TIME I play her. However, if I do the exact same thing with Tracer or Genji, then my team holds them off.
>>174041003
They aren't.
>>174025406
Here, have a non-shit version
>>174025640
I was laughing earlier cuz I got that spray and widow's sit emote in the same box.
>>174040991
bara tracer swap skin when
>>174041047
But it's a very dead ship.
>>174030974
>>174041071
Barafags get out, you ruin fucking everything
I just want my cute androgynous boys
>Hey maaan
>What if *takes a drag* what if we get this man what if we *takes another drag*..
>yeah maaan?
>what if we like.. woah the colours.. what if we..
>yeahh man?
>what if we rip the story of the animatrix and make a game maan
>thats wild maan
>>174031513
I think her hack should either have a lowered cooldown or shouldn't have the windup attached. It's a really cool ability that basically defines her character but not only is it hard to pull off in combat, it's also unsatisfying as hell since the hack wears off in about the same time it took to pop it on someone, then you have to wait 8 fucking seconds to use it again.
>>174041007
So what should I do? I want to soloq but it is not fun, I enjoy comp much more when I play with my friends, but I couldnt play with them last weeks because of work.
>>174041039
You can't carry either one
>>174041230
why did you type this
>>174041327
Games are better inbetween events you abortion.
>>174041031
Just happened again, btw.
I'm convinced that people are doing this on purpose
>>174041368
But it's only fun when you win, and you win just the same amount of times with or without events. Heck, matches finish faster when both teams are incompetent, so isn't that even better?
>>174034769
>does more damage per second than nearly every other characters' M1
Lol no plenty of them do more damage than Symmetra
You're that retard from yesterday named ZammyCammy that tried to tell me she does as much damage as McCree aren't you?
This chart is out of date but still proves you wrong, mate.
>>174037047
tracer and winston are my certified healslut killers
also its really hard to kill lucio as a tracer now
>>174040993
I agree!
>>174041636
You don't know wtf you're talking about at all do you?
>>174041756
Stop responding to retards.
>Maybe we don't need a Torbjorn on this map
>LOL IT COULD WORK STOP FLAMING XD
>>174026081
All heroes isn't balanced around Legendary, mate
Normal and hard can take anything, dunno about expert. But I know for certain some picks doom you in Legendary
It's stupid to think you can roll with anything in legendary when it's SPECIFICALLY NOT set up to handle anything which is why you can break it and make it so much easier than normal Legendary. Conversely...you can make it impossible with bad picks
fuck this legendary achievement, always get rekt at the last room.
I had a game of legendary today my second experimental attempt.
It honestly didn't feel that hard. Got up to the defend payload phase before the Rein stuffed it but up to that point it felt like expert.
>>174041957
Torb is fine
If you think Torb is such a burden then yell incessantly at Bliz to buff him.
>>174041125
Just fap to actual women or trannies
>>174042175
Why is it too much to ask for just 1 androgynous boy character in a western game?
>>174042254
Because in the west sexual dymorphism exists.
>>174041957
Torb is good. The problem is that most spend all their time building turrets in awful places or continually trying to build it somewhere it gets destroyed immediately. His gun is pretty strong
>>174042295
>triggered feminists.jpg
>>174042295
There are androgynous white boysLike me
>>174040991
like this?
WANT 2 PLAY MEI BUT CANT MEI WHY DO BLIZZARD KEEP BREAKING MEI
>tfw losing games
Daily reminder that Widowmaker is black!
>>174042491
Too masculine
>>174042254
when we get our jojo character
what if hitboxes were extremely accurate
characters like tracer would be near unhittable and you could not avoid hitting reinhardt or roadhog
>>174042715
Playing Tracer well you are unhittable.
>>174042574
>largest amount of notes is 23
No one likes these people.
>>174040745
I'd say Mcree is a good person, but wouldn't call him a hero. In his comic, he saves all the people on the train, but he does so by just giving Talon the thing they wanted. So like, he does end up saving all the people, but now Talon could have something that makes them much more powerful in the long term.
>>174042715
those things are already true and the hitboxes are atrocious
what's this about mercy talking about how she misses genji in uprising?
>>174042827
/v/ can't shut up about them!
>>174040840
Junkrat's actually a really interesting character imo. He is a villain, but unlike most of the other villains, it's kind of a product of the circumstances he's been caught in rather than choices he has. While Reyes could have avoided being Reaper by just not being a butthurt little cuck, Junkrat has actually attempted at changing his ways, only for other people to screw him back into doing what he has to do to survive. Despite his role as the game's comic relief, he's probably the most tragic character along with roadhog.
>>174042957
It's a supposed hidden voiceline when you do the event PvE. So far two people have claimed to have heard it, but I don't know if it really has or not.
>>174043072
>More tragic than Widowmaker
>>174043072
Well you know what they say, the saddest people smile the brightest
>>174043072
Junkrat is a Pierrot.
>>174042979
/v/ is filled with only a slightly lesser amount of retardation than /tumblr/
>>174042636
Listen my man, just pretend Tracer is a boy like some of us do. She's already what you're asking for.
>>174043082
So it's probably just insane shippers trying to warp reality like the ones that claimed the chocolate lines were in game
>>174043116
Widowmaker had a life before as Amerlie at least.
Jamison has always had to be Junkrat.
>>174043193
they weren't in the game?
i could've sworn i head it when i was playing on hanamura one time
>You will never give Mei the sexual position known as the 'mei-ting press'.
Why live, lads?
>>174043082
I heard that it was just Mercy telling Tracer how Genji and her make a great team.
>>174043082
I got a bunch of new ones when I did Vanilla after getting achievements, first time doing Expert. Could be true.
>>174043193
The chocolate lines were in the game on Feb. and Mar.14, though.
As for the Mercy one in the PvE, two people have said they've heard it but no one has a recording of all the hidden voicelines, so no one can say.
I mean if anything, the Genji/Mercy shippers haven't been the insane ones.
So its basically my first time playing Overwatch comp.
Lost 8 times so far, and 4 of those were because people picked hanzo and stood afk in the spawn room, one match had a mei blocking us constantly, and one match had a mercy only using her gun and never healing.
I played around 2k hours CSGO and never had this much trolling in such a short time, is that normal for Overwatch?
Where will i get placed after my 10 matches with 8 loses? Silver/bronze? Should i just get a new overwatch account and try to find a team?
>>174043142
>>174043251
This is part of the reason I want to spoil him so much. He's had a very hard life, and I just want him to be happy!
>>174043334
All shippers are insane.
>>174043272
>Mercy telling Tracer how Genji and her make a great team.
O-oh my...
>>174043264
They were in the game.
>>174043387
Proof?
What did Jack mean by this?
>>174043363
Well, I mean less insane than what you have in say the Pharah/Mercy crowd or the McCree/Hanzo - Soldier: 76/Reaper.
>>174034330
>Pharah is your favorite character
>Look up her VA, hoping she'll be a brown cutie like the character she voices
>tfw it's just another boring white girl
So what's the best way to farm for loot boxes? I want that Orisa Null Sector skin so bad.
Do people know Roadhog was partly responsible for Australia going to shit? I doubt many would blame him over the Omnics, but still.
>>174033675
kek
>>174043540
tumblr pls go
>>174043082
>tfw blizz throws everyone for a loop and makes genji x pharah canon
>>174033787
>bastion
>instalocked
>>174042574
tumblr fandoms are absolute cancer also none of these shits even play the actual game lmao
why is that
>good skins
>story and lore update
>enjoyable pve event with progressive difficulty
>two different modes
>unlocks further flavor as you progress through achievements
Best event to date?What did captcha mean by this?
>>174043341
Yeah, normal, you will find this kind of retards in top 500, no kidding. Either get full stack that actually intends to try (the try part is more important than you might think, only getting full stack is not enough here) or prepare to deal with this every other match.
As for where you place, just check the ranks of people you get matched with in comp, you will end up around that most likely.
>>174043375
>genji and tracer
A love too pure for the canon.
>>174043360
Well, the outback radiation made him permanently neurotic so he's like, always happy in a twisted way.
>>174043841
the skins are pretty -okay-
its cool they are actually relevant to the games lore though
zenny bois highlight and the emotes are tight
its always great having new content, i wonder what event will be next?
>>174043419
Someone posted a tumblr link a while ago for the Mercy to Genji.
https://manekineko9.tumblr.com/post/157434365644/i-was-able-to-listen-to-gencys-voice-line-on
Then people started actively searching for them on March 14 for the Genji to Mercy one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGt0ALMkARo
>>174043841
My favorite thing about this event is the sudden rise ofReaper76
>>174043540
>tfw it's just another boring white girl
as opposed to a boring white sock? you know you'd hit it
>>174043272
Who's the her, Tracer or Mercy?
>>174043981
>"evidence" is from gency shippers
Yeah, nah.
>two ESL slavniggers arguing over team comms
>get upset at each other and just sit in spawn and throw
PURGE WHEN
GET THE FUCK OFF THE NA SERVERS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>174043969
I know, but I mean I want him to be actually happy! I want to help him feel safe and content and like he's really loved, in any way I can!
>>174044118
You are mentally ill.
>>174044070
I mean I'm not saying she's unattractive. I just like qt brown girls is all.
>>174043845
i started with diamonds and im now down to silver/gold
people dont even want to play 2 supports anymore, i am the only one now. some people start as mercy and then switch to hanzo and proceed to die 5 times
guess i get a new account or drop the game entirely. nobody even talks anymore now. Its basically the same as QP
>>174044098
Found the Pharmercy shipper.
>>174044132
I'm sorry, anon, I just feel really strongly about this!
>>174044098
You asked for proof and you got proof.
I checked the tumblr link and they're all over the homo ships of McCree Hanzo bullshit too. Now if you're just dismissing it just because you ship something else or whatever the fuck, then whatever. Doesn't change that the shit played in the games.
>>174044181
Diamond and platinum are getting more like quick play too. People just aren't caring about winning anymore and either just playing what they want or trying to practice new heroes
>>174034826
Genetics you fucking retard
>>174044264
If the only proof is from a shipper then it's not fucking reliable
>>174044071
Tracer. If she was refering to herself that'd be just silly.
>>174044316
>proof from a shipper who ships gay shit like pharmercy posts gency shit
>"eh, it's not reliable. seems biased."
Imagine being this delusional.
>>174044316
You got your video recordings and there were multiple people that said they heard it. A shipper just happened to be the one to record because shit, everyone figured nothing was going to happen because no Valentine's day event.
What more do you want?
>>174044421
Was Mercy trying to hook Genji up with Tracer because she's into being cucked by other girls?
>>174044421
Eh, I don't know if it'd actually sound silly. Isn't there that one group picture of all the characters where Genji's jumping and Mercy's right behind him flying?
>>174044272
Even GM is shit anon. Like you said, people just don't give fuck, the "lol it's just quick play" mentality has spread into every game mode.
It's kinda blizzard fuck up too, they made two let's just fuck around modes where you can't practice shit, AI bots are beyond retarded, practice range is joke. So in the end if you wanna practice in serious game, it leaves comp. But if somebody practices in comp, he obviously ruins the game for everyone in the process.
Add to it blizzard not being able to balance for shit, half of the cast being nothing but designated troll picks, them playing obvious favorites and dancing around heroes that should have been raped to hell and back by nerfs months ago and instead nerfing heroes that finally managed to break from being shit to somewhat viable category and you have Overwatch.
The only thing left here is pro play, as sad as it is.
>feel like i'm doing really well, got a gold medal or two
>get blamed personally by name by multiple people for the loss
why does this keep happening?
>>174044841
Who are you playing?
>>174044841
People always look for a scapegoat, especially one not playing something useful or questionable. Yesterday I was using Orissa and got a kill on Zarya AND Symmetra before she go at her TP up but somehow my team lost that 4v6 and blamed me for the eventual loss of a game. It definitely wasn't tunnel vision Ana not keepping the tanks alive
How would you make reaper good again?
>be support main
>have to play DPS if i actually want to get SR and climb
when will blizz fix their shit
Ive had to report a plater or two in just sbout every match today. Just game after game of toilet licking foolings throwing games.
>>174045003
Id really like to know who at apple is responsible for the garbage auto correct. Fuck you you cunt.
>>174044989
Redemption arc.
>>174044989
>2x movement speed in Wraith Form
>CC immune Death Blossom
>Roadhog's hook changed to a trap effect instead of stun
Done
>>174044989
Just give him range and a little bit more damage on his shotguns, that's it
Why are amerifats playing on a different version than EU/Asia?
>>174044989
Turn him into a tank. His passive can be that he turns into a cloud when he takes damage which makes him harder to kill.
>>174045159
Reaper already goes faster in Wraith Form..
>>174044989
Increase his move speed in wraith form and increase his shotgun range ever so slightly
>>174045296
Like 1.1x faster than normal, it's still entirely too easy to run after him at 30HP and finish him off.
>>174040306
>>174040469
>building on the kart
the sniper's nest overlooking the pl is the best spot to build
>>174045485
That places doesn't get a clean shot of the Bastions
>>174045584
it worked for me
try placing it on the very ledge
>get a gold in a lootbox
>it's "lone wolf" Hanzo
>>174045485
Which one? The one where Widowmakers always stand?
>>174045792
yes
>>174045159
>CC immune death blossom
yeah no thats just fucking retarded
>>174045485
Last night in my successful runs of legendary (getting to the orisa part every time) torb would put hit turret in that corner behind where the right side bastion comes and basically lock down that side all himself only needing help with bastions. So we could just focus on the left side spawns alone.
So are the loot box drop rates even worse than the last event, or is it just me?
>>174045986
I've been doing alright, have 4 legendaries so far.
>>174045915
Here? I didn't play much torb in uprising but I see people struggle where to put the turret.
>>174045986
i just opened this
>>174046098
>>174046187
I guess god just hates me after all then
>>174046187
>double legendary
H
O
W
I'm lvl 700 and the only time I got a few was the summer games, never before or after.
>queue for uprising
>two-stack picks symmetra-widow
>>174046213
Well, I have opened 20 boxes so that might be it
>tfw find a group of people having fun and trying hard
>play a few comps with them
>everyone flexes so that everyone plays someone they're comfortable with
>when someone wants to use a less popular pick like Widow or Torb, nobody has a problem with if
>even when this happens, everyone plays really well
>still lose every game by a fucking hair
2-2 99%-99% overtime every time
lost every game
why
>tfw want to finish my placement matches but it's weekend
Should I do it /owg/?
>>174046358
If you played last season then yeah whatever it doesn't matter anyway
>>174046181
Yep right there. He would just patrol between it and the alley door soloing everything that spawned with occasional heals from mercy. Rein would also pin the bastion that came and turn around and shield it so torb and the turret were safe. Once we got down that phase it was our most consistent actually. We'd wipe more on the 2 phases before it and never there since it seems like there is just less rng with that phase (shit can't spawn behind you and fuck your ass with rockets).
>>174046250
I got triple legendary this event. One was Talon Widow which I already had, one was Djinyatta and the other was just 500 gold. Needless to say I felt blue balled as fuck.
>>174046250
it was my first double legendary. at first i thought it mightve been a scripted box cause i got it from my last arcade box
Im going to queue lads wish me luck
>>174046416
fair enough, will probably end up in low diamond again
why is this season the most cancerous so far?
stale meta and every game is full of moronic rambo players oblivious to teamchat, high pitched autistic squeakers or deliberate throwers who do nothing but spout memes from their favourite youtube streamers
the state of this game is becoming atrocious
>>174041047
Is it possible to look frenchier than GĂ©rad does in that picture?
>>174041657
what makes her so deadly is that every shot hits.