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Scientist Can't Swim

Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread was: >>173965153
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>those PotGs where Widow misses almost every shot

Is there something more embarrassing?
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Here comes T.Racer!
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>>173994856

Playing Widow at all is embarrassing,.
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Mechaqt
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>>173994987
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>oh I haven't played comp all week
>this is what I get

I fucking hate this bracket
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>people playing all heroes mode on expert and legendary
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>>173994987

What does the T stand for? What is her first name?
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>tfw you get potg as ana and it's just getting an assist on an luring pharah and sleepdarting a lucio
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>>173995059
Into English is hard.
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>>173994987
> PVE
> "TRACER'S DOWN, REVIVE HER"
> Not even 50% at the first hack
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>>173995205
ulting pharah don't bully me please
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>>173995095
what the fuck is this? lena and amelie were friends before overwatch, they met as tracer and widow on a rooftop, tracer hesitated and widow shot her, and then the aftermath?
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>>173995326
>"PAYLOAD IS AT 50%"
>It hasn't even moved yet.
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>>173995160
Delet this
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>>173995363
Yes.
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>>173995095
>>173995291
I hate this games fanbase.
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>>173995096
>console
your cries fall on deaf ears and blind eyes, nigger
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How do I get /vg/ to gift me Overwatch
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>>173995138

Are there even dubs on this board?
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>>173995485

Reminder, literally every hero is gay.
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>>173995095
I'd rather you not post this, thank you!

>>173995142
It stands for The best girl!
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>>173995464
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>>173995594

Be a QT Grill, Post tits a lot, beg,.
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>high nooning a distant full HP Roadhog
>the circle on him is getting smaller
>suddenly starts getting bigger again

what in the everloving fuck
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Sombra online.
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>>173995563

Eh, a Hanzo with gold elims and on the objective isn't in the wrong.
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>>173995485
Were around when the Tracer butt, Tracer is lesbian, and the Genji/Mercy happened?
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Inb4 Mercy wasn't part of that process so that Chu's ship is even more guiltfree
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Is Sombra best girl?
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why is ana so smug
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>>173995769
Amélie must be saved.
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>have Talon skin but still no Lacroix icon
>have Purple Bastion, Nullmari, Null Sector, Mercy, Rein, Torb and Blackwatch icons
Jeff pls.
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>>173995831
She knows you want to fuck her.
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>>173995816
those lines are straight up pathetic
i get it, lore is not a priority, but delivering it in such a way is just sad
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Post your OC heroes, I know you got one. Here's my shitty OC

>Female Junker hero, still thinking of a name
>Main weapon is a makeshift gatling LMG, higher damage per shot than soldier's rifle but slower rate of fire and projectile speed, 50 round magazines
>Alt fire is higher rate of fire and much higher spread, lower damage
>Shift or hold down space is slide, character has to run forward or drop down to build up a momentum meter so she can activate slide for a speed boost and lower profile. She can't turn while sliding but she can fire in any direction. Accuracy is slightly reduced while sliding
>E is a sticky grenade that does 100 damage when directly stuck on someone, if it kills them it causes an even bigger explosion to damage any nearby enemies
>Ult makes her pull a lawnmower cord on her gun, causing the gatling barrel to spin so fast that for 10 seconds she fires essentially molten lead. The range on this is either equal to or slightly less than Zarya's laser, and does 100 damage per second

This is probably some incredibly poorly balanced shit but whatever
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>>173995797
I guess, but he was still really mad
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>>173995793
I wonder, have they solved piracy in overwatchs future or do the agents occasionally watch bootleg holovids during downtime?
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> Everyone is Purple Bastion Now

> Keep getting confused in PvE

This skin needs to be banned from the Robot Murder Simulator.
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>>173995731
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>>173995816
Well, Mercy really wasn't?

People just head canoned that she was the one that made him a cyborg because reasons. Same shit as to why people think Mercy made Reaper when Swiss HQ blew up when he's been around longer than that.
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>>173995979
>collaborating with omnic scum at all
day of the rope, anon
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Just got into ranked this season again, was one win away from Diamond and now I'm 2813.
Does co-op make it easier to win? I don't really have any friends.
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>>173995951
The little bits on the skins are really just summaries of the bios the characters have. Very few skins add anything new.
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>>173995956
100 dps is actually really bad
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>people i trashtalk: skill < ego
>people i tell they are good players: skill > ego
>me: skill = ego

tbqh
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>>173996061
I figure while she didn't turn him into a cyborg she was still part of the process because she's still the head of the medical department of Overwatch
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>>173996245
Well I did say it was poorly balanced, but I didn't want to make an OC with an ult that did a bajillion damage a second because its so cool and stuff
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>>173996061
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are NRG stronger now mendo has replaced seagull?
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>>173996267
>Hanzo believed that he had killed his brother, but Genji was rescued by Overwatch and the intervention of Dr. Angela Ziegler. The global security force saw Genji as a potential asset in its ongoing operations to combat the Shimada clan. As Genji's injuries left him clinging to life, Overwatch offered to rebuild his body in exchange for his help. He was put through an extensive process of cyberization, which enhanced his natural speed and agility and augmented his superlative ninja skills. Transformed into a living weapon, Genji single-mindedly set about the task of dismantling his family's criminal empire.

So Mercy saved him from death. But turning him into a cyborg wasn't done by her.
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>>173996267
The most was probably keeping him alive after the Hanzo shit that went down then nursing him but that's really it.

Cyberization seems more like Torbjorn's field what with his machines and all.
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>>173996202
Like Junker D.Va skins tell us, that mech fights is popular form of entertainment in Junkertown. That could mean, that D.Va went there and decided to participate in it. D.Va with Junk/Road animated short when?
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>>173996410
>Reaper bio state he's been around for decades
>Swiss HQ blew up six years ago from the game's current time
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Why the fuck do people fail so hard at the uprising event? I constantly find myself having to go rein and tracer simply because basic concepts like spamming blink, saving earthshatter for bastions, and shooting the arms off the eradicators are apparently skills only a top 500 player can do.

Everyone else seems to shove a finger up their ass and run around like a chicken going WOLOLOLOLOL and completely forget how to play the game, and then wonder why we lose.

And no, I'm not a top 500 player,
i'm just trying to emphasize how retarded people are being on expert/legendary
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>>173996471
Significantly.
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How are Bleufags coping with the fact that the best Bleu skin doesn't even make her blue?
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>>173996783
do you even play this game?
every mode, every day it's the same, as you put it:
>Everyone else seems to shove a finger up their ass and run around like a chicken going WOLOLOLOLOL and completely forget how to play the game, and then wonder why we lose.
this is how ranked and qp is as well.
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>>173996910
I like her better when not blue.
I'm more interested in her character and backstory. Her smug frenchness and tragic life.
I really want to see her and Gérard in a comic.
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>There are people that still aren't top 500
Might as well just uninstall.
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>>173996714
So tell me where it specifically says that Mercy DID NOT turn him into a cyborg.

The very sentence it's said.

I would like to see it for myself anon.
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>>173996910
They're questioning their existence?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuHwYMTxmR0
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>>173997065
>there are people that still take competitive seriously
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>>173996061
Reaper being around for longer was added later. Mercy clearly not being responsible for Genji being a cyborg was obvious since day 1. Nanobiology is her thing, but Genji is a cyborg. It's not her area of
I still don't get it how that Reaper thing works since he clearly doesn't like his current condition, it doesn't look like he can just go back to normal and he emits smoke all the time, so, someone would notice that something is wrong.
>>173996578
I don't think Torb is responsible either. Genji doesn't say anything about him and Torb's stuff is blockier than Genji's exoskeleton. Plus turning him into a cyborg would require more than a good engineer since humans are much more delicate than machines.
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>>173995956
Defense hero called Dust. She manipulates sand and dirt because reasons. Not a Junker, but she probably ends up hanging out with them if they cross paths because she wants that trashmouse D.
>main fire is just a sawed-off shotgun that fires gravel
>alt fire unloads all remaining ammo in one shot for extra damage
>shift is Pocket Sand, inflicts blindness for a few seconds (basically just blurs the screen)
>E creates a dust storm similar to Mei's ice wall, lasts about the same amount of time, can be walked through but doing it inflicts blindness and does DOT
>ult is a radial blast of sand and rocks that's centered on her, anyone in range is blinded and takes damage
>passive is an oxygen mask, she takes half damage from DOT
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>>173995956
I just want a pyromancer hero mang.

All abilities based on fire.

Like a reverse Mei.
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>>173997096
look at
>>173995816

Mercy isnt a cyberneticist.

Not to mention his bio only states that her intervention saved his lfie not turned him intoa cyborg.
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What are some skins you would like to see in the future?

Pic related
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>>173997096
>Mercy is a medical doctor
>Blackwatch skin specifies cyberneticists
Don't be daft, m8.
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>>173996578
Maybe some rehab, but that's it.
So it's pretty much a given that Genji wouldn't really resent her.
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>>173997320
Voiced by Grey DeLisle?
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>>173997161
Not with that attitude. Just hammer that gook until he transforms into Gray Fox. And if you Molten Core his ass, he becomes Raiden.
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>>173997161
The thing about Reaper being around for decades was always there. It wasn't until recently that Chu said that it was done on purpose and he also came out and said that he didn't know where people got the idea that Mercy was responsible for making Reaper.

He even talks about that one line that people said they've heard but there was nothing.
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>>173995513
That's not console
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WHY DOES EVERYONE GO FULL AUTIST TOWARDS THE END OF UPRISING
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>>173997351
Never happening m8. Too different of a hitbox.
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>>173997351
BACK TO /d/ WITH YOU FOUL DEMON
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take in the truth, /owg/.
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>>173997351
Oh hey, you still post here.

You play anything else or is shitposting just a hobby
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>>173997161
>Mercy clearly not being responsible for Genji being a cyborg was obvious since day 1.
You're talking about a game where people that don't even play think everyone's gay and make these elaborate head-canons and somehow got these head-canons were taken as fact.
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>>173998096
And a game where people ignore stuff to support their own ideas.
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>>173997529
>And if you Molten Core his ass, he becomes Raiden.
Lewd. But Mercy approved.
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>>173998253
>Being upset that there are still white French people in the future
Hey, guess your assimilation plan didn't work out nigga, stop cryin'
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>>173997615
I wonder how that whole thing with the non-existent line started. Did everyone just take it without proof before it grew into MGS-tier crap (forgot the real term for it) or what? I can see why it spread easily, but i don't understand how it started.
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>>173995036
We can do better.
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>>173997615
wait what
what made him spooky ghost person then
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>>173995205
>mfw potg with ana
>miss sleeping target 3 times
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>>173996910
I like the new skin though. The last was Tricolor which was ages ago.
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>>173998494
Fake posted line on reddit that was mentioned as fake, social media via tumblr and twitter spread it around, and it grew from there, from all the back tracking I did about it. I don't know the exact way.
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>>173998070
Meh Id say that curve is off. people at 4k are what most people would call "good" (even people at 3500+), "decent" doesn't seem like a fair description. Especially since our graph shows players at high 2900 basically on par with players at 3600 in skill level, which is obviously not the case.


I get what you're trying to illustrate with that graph, and to an extent it's true, i just think the labeling on the Y axis is off
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>>173996910
I love the smug in all her forms
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Holy shit, what the fuck did Hanzo do with Genji? If he regrets killing his brother, why the fuck did he go full on Mortal Kombat on that poor bastard? An arrow to his head would be enough.
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>>173998545
Jack shooting him to shit most likely and Talon using stolen nanotech to revive him
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>>173998607
this skin does things to me
we need more widow midriff
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>>173998545
He let his body drop on the floor one too many times.

No one really knows, just what he does.

>>173998565
That really is embarrassing.
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>>173998832
>arrow
do those scars look like the work of arrows
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>>173998860
well that's just lame
Mercy fucking up the rez and condemning poor soul to suffer eternally in a better story
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Post comics
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>>173998832
Yakuza don't fuck around.
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>>173998935
I meant if he wanted to just kill him and be done with it, he could just headshot him. Instead, he fucked him roughly.
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>>173998832
We don't exactly know what exactly he did to him. Genji's kinda wearing an exoskeleton over a lot of shit.
That energy thing on the Blackwatch skin isn't even on his "newer" exosuit.
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>>173998732
im just being an elitist because im top500 and playing with 3900-4000 players is my worst nightmare, seen diamond players do better desu.

but you're probably right anyways
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>People play legendary on their FIRST TIME EVER PLAYING THE GAMEMODE
>Reinhardts can't hold up their shield and have to fire strike every time it's off cooldown like a damn spastic
>Mercy players waste their ults on single people
>Torbs that don't know what their E key does
>Tracers that can't blink behind eradicators and hit the giant fucking hitbox on their back to drop their shield
>"It's just arcade dude xd"
>Rein's that miss their charge on STATIONARY bastions


Legendary is impossible

I haven't even made it to the power plant yet
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>>173999010
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>haven't had a single epic or legendary in boxes since the event began
I fucking hate you blizzard you cunt nigger bastard fuckers
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Who is the bigger sniper slut and why is it, Ana?
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>>173998860
That can't be true. Reaper has been around for decades and the HQ incident happened 6 years ago. Jack and co. would notice a dead man walking. Plus if Talon had such technology, they would just make as many Reapers as they can.
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>>173999010
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>>173998832
From what I remember one person saying, he cut Genji in half. The evidence being that the banner in Hanamura is cut upwards on the bottom left corner, so Hanzo did it from the back.
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>>173999010
Believe it or not, but this one is actually canon.
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>>173999006
Her rezzing tech was probably not even in the testing phases when shit went down, and it's not exactly hard to believe that some Blackwatch guy was also a member of Talon (Blackwatch wasn't already Talon aside from a few members) stol her experimental tech.
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>>173999290
Liking sex doesnt make you a slut.
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What was today's patch for? I don't see it on the thread, they didn't fix the gate glitch..
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>>173999439
t. slut
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>>173999290
It is Ana because Widowmaker is pure as she has and will only ever love one man.
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>>173999296
Yeah, but nothing says that Reaper could always do his cloud shit in all those years.
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>>173999460
>that entire fucking chest
You got more in this thing than I did in the entire event
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>>173999439
Having sex with everyone does.
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>>173999327
How the hell could Mercy be so quickly on the site to save Genji's ass if he was cut in half?
You're usually pretty dead if that happen.
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>>173999554
Description of "The Reaper" says that he could.
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>>173999180
holy fuck
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>>173999290
Ana had a child with a man she didn't marry so her. Amélie is better than that
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>>173999698
It's one of those mysteries of how they even met up.

There could have been a potential raid on the Shimada and they met up around that time as Mercy was there, who's to say right now? I know I can't.
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>you will never be verbally abused by tracer for making your tea differently
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>>173999413
really? did they fug?
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>>173996910
It's better like this, her being blue adds nothing.
>tfw all other screenshots of Widowmaker have already been posted in the thread.
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>>173999698
Anime bullshit. He's a ninja, he's japanese and he already does that with his reflect ability and ult.
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>>173999987
Yes, I got this picture leaked from Michael Chu himself.
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>>174000135
Liar! The good doctor would never steep so low and Chu would never tarnish her image!
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>>174000135
Michael Chu is my dad and he said you're full of shit, the only canon pairings are Gency and JunkMei.
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>>173999938
Maybe Mercy was undercover to spy on the clan by pretending to be one of Genji's hoes?
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>>173999795
>>173999554
That's correct, the description for the bio describes the figure known as the Reaper, the one we see in the game, ghosting around battlefields and sucking out life force from its victims for decades.

The most likely explanation is that:

>Talon bio-engineered a weapon called the "Reaper", the prototype, that can materialize its own weapons to adapt to the situation its in
>Blackwatch finds out about it and Reyes eliminates it
>soon after the Swiss incident occurs and Talon gets itself involved as a counter attack
>Jack assumes Gabe is working with Talon now so when they drag is dead/unconscious body away Jack does nothing to stop it
>they bio-engineer Gabe into the new and improved Reaper and gather up the rest of Blackwatch into Talon, either by force or willfully

That's likely what's going to happen.
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>>173999327
>cut in him half from the back
That's a pretty dishonorable move, Hanzo
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Turns out there are two girls after the angelic doctor.
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>>174000353
Well, I mean realistically so far it's Torbjorn and his blonde Swedish baby factory and Tracer with Emily. Granted, Genji and Mercy seem to be next.

>>174000527
Why do you think he's so hellbent on gaining honor?
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>>174000629
Turns out you got an entire board for people like you called /u/. Maybe you should use it.
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>>174000452
But then why not make more Reapers? They never had an army of those as it's never been mentioned when it really should be considering how devastating that would be. Plus he would be really mad at them for making him suffer, but he's working for them as a mercenary.
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how do you counter the 3 healer with lucio comp? i keep losing to it
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>>173999290
Widowmaker actually married and still has feelings for the man she was with
Ana doesn't even mention Pharah's father and hangs around with her two boyfriends all day
You tell me
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>>174000775
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>>173999327
Well, does he have a big ass scar on the back on the Blackwatch skin?
I know he got one on the front, but that could just mean his front torso was fucked.
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>>174000792
Isn't that four healers then?
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>>174000780
Well here is the explanation I would use:

>bio-engineering a Reaper without a host leads to an imperfect version incapable of using its own reason
>someone has to give it direction or it's useless (kind of like the clones of Wolverine)
>but they take a seasoned super solider who can withstand the bio engineering process and also has the tactical know how to use it, they create the ultimate weapon

Plus if you haven't noticed Talon is not so much the army approach but the, send out a lone assassin to do the work while the rest are canon fodder sort of thing.
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>>174000353
It's not a pairing. The doctor simply needs data. An 19 years old Korean female human who treats real battlefield like a game and went through all that Korean Omnic shit without any visible damage to her body and mind is an interesting subject, is she not?
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>>174001093
What if what we know as Reaper isn't actually Reyes himself but a bunch of nanties that he controls from somewhere and what's left os his body is in some kind of think tank?
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>>173995563
Maybe you should be on the point?
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>>174001231
I mean that could work but it sort of ruins Old Soldiers if Chu pushed that angle, so I don't think he'd do that.
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>>174000780
Reyes was on super soldier roids, which would make him a more suitable candidate
eg. the original reaper was unstable in some way
or it wasn't a single entity at all, but multiple, short lived, faceless talon soldiers being exposed to whatever shit that makes reaper reaper

I mean, what they describe is something made out of fog spooking around battlefields sucking people dry
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>4 losses in a row
>all of them matchmaking losses

What can I do when the lowest ranked player in the match by FAR instalocks dps and refuses to switch? I fucking HATE stacks
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>>174001274
I wasn't the guy he was talking about
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>>174001304
The nantites could still assume his form in a twisted way and that's why Ana freaked out.
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>>174000760
Pic related is the ship most heavily shown in comics, sprays, and voicelines.
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>>174000375
>when play pretend stops being pretend and becomes real

Sounds like my shoujo mango. I feel like I've seen this in a game before.
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>>174001349
So The Reaper is basically Talon's Winter Soldier?
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>>174001405
or gabriel is that damaged and doesn't hide it just to fuck with them
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>>174001419
That ship is dead.
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>>173995964
Sombra cracked Denuvo v. 45
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>>174001405
I think Chu really holds the big 3 dynamic has the most important character arc in the story. He wants them to interact, not to cheese it by having a stand in for Gabe that assumes his personality.
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>>174001439
>spoiler
Yeah, that's what happened to Rose in Metal Gear Solid towards Raiden.

So will Genji eventually get a "civilian" cyborg body so that he can pork Mercy?
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What if whatever happened before the HQ blew up was a surprise birthday party gone wrong?
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>>174001645
CARLOS!
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>>174001549
Sure but without the brain washing like Widow, they are using some other kind of incentive to make him loyal to Talon. There are plenty of angles that would work for that. The biggest being he can get his revenge on Overwatch for leaving him for dead, or on Jack specifically.
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>>174001549
yeah why not, I mean 76 is pretty much old, disillusioned Rogers

Metzen was like "we have 2 months to make shit up, let's rip off silver age comics and slap some animu on top"
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>>174001037
That could be the case, but how does that explain the banner cut placement?
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>>173999010
sauce?
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>>174001746
For whom?

also
>One day after Zurich incident Gabe would've gotten his own statue if he didn't go ape shit
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how likely is it that jack, gabriel and other super soldiers are neutered as a part of the program?
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>>174001838
unwillingly made some ghost freak -> might as well play along to find out who's behind Talon and get revenge

same redemption shit blizzard's been pulling for the last 15 years
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>>174001838
>they told him that Jack and Ana married just to piss him off
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Is this app accurate? I don't feel like I'm anywhere near GM level.
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>>173995960

Has a fucking right to be being forced to play with retards more stupid then hanzo mains.
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>>174001846
...holy shit
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>>174002020
>love triangle fags at it again

Cute
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>>174001870
Maybe Genji hid behind the banner all ninja like?
I doubt a battle between two highly trained ninja didn't involve some hide and seek.
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>>174002041
kek
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Feels good, doesn't it?
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>>174002145
It's not exactly hard with Gabe saying shit like "YOU ALWAYS SIDE WITH HIM!"
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>>174002007
Only difference being that Blizz went in with the intention to do that will all its main characters. It's supposed to be a story where you can relate to everyone. It's not an ass pull like with the Lich King.
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>>174001904
Jack or Gabriel. It works either way. The party starts, they start flinging shit at each other and the whole place blows the fuck up sooner or later.
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>>173997128
the difference in nicknames, the ones in the left are typical kid nicknames, the ones on the right are really fancy and pr0
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>>174002283
It's pretty hard when Gabe showed nothing but animosity for Ana in Uprising, huh?
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>>174002041
No it's not accurate. It is easy to do damage against plat rank shit stains who are bad at playing tank, bad at dodging hooks, bad at killing you, etc.

The difference between a Grandmaster and you is that the Grandmaster can maintain all those same stats ******AGAINST OTHER GRANDMASTERS******

You can only maintain those stats if you play against shit stain Plat ranks. The second you move up to Diamond or Master you will die 5 seconds into every fight before doing any damage.

I lol every time someone posts their hook "grandmaster hook accuracy" from that app and write "ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA" but what they don't realize is that people below diamond don't even attempt to bait the hook, or dodge it, they have shit positioning and give thousands more opportunities to use the hook, and they don't know how to kill roadhog

TL;DR; comparing raw numbers is retarded, this app makes the same mistake that the "gender wage gap" study makes
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What's the best way to farm Uprising? Are the higher difficulties even worth it?
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>>174001886
http://papabay.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art
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actual tips for widowmaker?
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Orisa has been out for a while. Is she considered good or bottom of the barrel tier?
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>>174002572
Be Korean.
Do drugs.
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>>174001698
He already has it.
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>>174002596
She's pretty balanced. Barrier meta will probably get old but she's fine for now.
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>>174002572
H button allows you to switch hero.
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>>174002596
Mediocre seems to be the common opinion.
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>>174002476
Thanks, I figured something was wrong. At the very least this means I can still play Pharah for now.
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>>173999439
knowing what sex is makes you a slut
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>Grind 10 boxes
>10 WWBW
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>>174002596
Well, she hasn't been picked much because you know, Reinhardt's shield is better.

They recently decreased her head shot hitbox, so she might see more play. Right now people think she's bottom of the barrel.
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>>174002572
dont play widow
youll notice that all the good widows play other characters now, theres a reason for that
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>>174002330
>Dammit Morrison how many times do I have to tell you I don't like Strawberry!
>Soon after the place was attacked by Blackwatch, McCree missed out because he was already piss drunkd and Genji was busy giving the good Doctor the good Dragon that's why they didn't join him.
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>>174002330
Here's a likely angle:

>Ana is highly skeptical of Gabe due to the in fighting
>Jack still trusts Gabe despite the protests
>Gabe is actually the bystander and is frustrated his fellow high ranking officers don't believe him so he just sits by the side lines, bitter
>as it turns out a section of Blackwatch is planning a revolt against Overwatch by siding with Talon
>this comes to a pass when Ana "dies" and Gabe blames Jack
>their fighting escalates, so when the Talon provoked Blackwatch uprising occurs Jack doesn't believe Gabe when he tries to tell him he isn't involved
>Jack and Gabe wage a battle against each other which leads to the explosion triggered by Talon
>Talon drags Gabe away and Jack escapes

That would be a pretty good twist, and pretty heart breaking too. Jack never came for him.
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>>174002842
So far this is my worst event for boxes. Nothing but voice lines, sprays and shit I don't care about
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>get shit 3 stacks with a shitty gold 2 games in a row

It's not fucking fair these losses are nothing to do with me
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>>174002596
shes prebuff zen, paper but with a stupid kit
if she ever gets an hp buff shell be a fucking menace, but until then she will be the first dead every single fight
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>>174002658
His Blackwatch skin kinda makes that hard to believe.

>Mein Gott
Kek. Makes me think how in the German version of the game she has an actual Swiss accent.
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should I learn Genji or Tracer? Who is generally more useful?
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>read lunatic hai had 2 members suspended
>reason: for chatting up female fans
>reddit thread says that the suspension was ok because it was creepy just because a fan is a girl doesn't men you should hit on her, and don't dare put a western lens on the situation
why is south korea such a feminist shithole? hopefully kim jong-un takes over their country.
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>>174002572
Get a feel for how long your gun charges to 100%.
Practice aiming at heads a LOT.
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Is Uprising better than the Halloween event? And why can't i stop thinking of Kid Icarus: Uprising, but with Overwatch when i hear that name?
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>>174003065
Well, I mean the Blackwatch skin is him before he got the "newer" one that everyone knows.

That's why he has that ass, for her viewing pleasure.
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yay
although in this game it doesn't feel as much of an accomplishment...
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Mercy ult NEEDS to be changed. It's not even up for debate, it's the single most broken ability in the game.

Either make it so she can only rez UP TO 3 other people on her team, or up to a total of ~1000 HP worth of heroes starting with the highest HP heroes that are currently dead.

This way you can still use it like you would 99% of the time, to rez a tank or high priority DPS that died mid push/defense, but you can't use it to utterly nullify an entire concentrated team effort anymore with just the push of a button.

I am SICK and TIRED of ducking and weaving my way behind the enemy team to drop a 4 man Dead Eye only for some wayward Mercy to zoom in and shit out a big rez all over my efforts.
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>>174002924
>Mercy ults when she tastes Genji's Dragonblade
>Gabriel is brought back to life
>but Jack had fully charged ult
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>>174003373
>been to diamond before
Well, how COULD it be an accomplishment?
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>>174003189
I might like Junkenstein more just because of the theme. Maybe if I cared more about the story I'd prefer uprising but there was a good amount of effort put into it and the all hero version is nice
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>>174003634
How about instead of doing the same dipshit tactic over and over, try shooting the mercy first
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>>174003348
Shit, you're right. Does the Blackwatch skin have the ass?
That might actually support my theory that his "newer" body was some kind of goodbye present when he left Overwatch and that's why he can eat and all that jazz because it's much more closer to a normal person.
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>>174003634
You're supposed to clip that little birdie's wings. Once she chirps, you are free to kill others. Just don't stop shooting her. The only thing that I can agree is bullshit is invincibility. She can shoot you without taking damage for few seconds and her weapon is good enough for this to be a problem.
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>get two triple kills with Pharah's ult in two different games
>no PotG
The hell man
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>>174003868
Eh, I don't know about a good bye present, he was using it in that picture when Winston got his diploma/certificate for completing training.
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Is it me or did Blizzard make her ass bigger for this skin?
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>>174003634
Or you know, kill Mercy first.
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>>174003868

He has it while fighting omnics in all the art and in we are overwatch

The blackwatch body is likely an early prototype and the body we know is the finished product
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>>174004007
>get triple kill with ult
>no potg because enemy mercy rezed 3 people from behind a wall
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>>174003784
>>174003905
>>174004184
>lol just kill zenyatta/ana/whatever first!

fuck you
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>>174004036
That might have been shortly before he left and he was just there to leave on friendly terms.
It's actually interesting that everyone assume he went away and hated everyone's guts when it might actually have been the exact opposite and by the end he got along with a great many people but left because he was doubting his purpose in life. Hell he was on the Recall list too.
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>>174002884

Shes a solid pharah counter tho

And universally great in offense on any non koth map for the first point
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>>174003784
>>174004184

Yeah, with her high mobility and small hitbox, tendency to stay behind fat targets, and accounting for damage dropoff at long ranges, I should easily be able to splatter her before I reveal my position to the entire enemy team. Why didn't I think of that first??
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>>174004172
>tfw we will never get beta booty back
https://imgur.com/oomyzMS
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>>174004328

Do people assume he didnt like overwatch? Hes never alluded to this, his story and bio and shit only ever said he couldnt come to terms with being a cyborg
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>>174004172
Could be. Mercy's proportions are different in her Devil/Imp suit. Then again, Widow had a bug where her pelvis got bigger during her ult and one of Mei's skins was glitched out too.
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Do you think Blizzard will realize that PvE is good and they should make more like it or will they just give us more CTF.
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>>174004241
We also don't know how much of the later skin is actually just a suit he wears over his cyberized body. And we know that he can eat and digest food so I assume that that body was to emulate as much human physiology as possible.
It would also explain the lack of wires that lead into and out of his body. For all we know those wires are to keep him metabolism going and he has some nourishment tubes jacked into them.
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Would you marry Amelie so you can heal her and revert the damage done by Talon?
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>>174004547
They assumed he hated Overwatch, hated Mercy, you know, that jazz.

I think half of it came because people tried shitting on Genji/Mercy a long while back or tried making Mercy this secret villain even when she didn't do anything.
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>>174004547
A lot of people take him not coming to terms with being a Cyborg as him resenting Overwatch for it. Which is now bullshit since he agreed to being treated. Hell him and Winston seem to be on friendly terms. And of course there's the fact that he writes letters to Angela.
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>>174004493
>people are still using the shitty broken webm I made in a rush for the first ever /owg/
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>>174004824
Without hesitation
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>"tank bastion behind'
>rein doesn't move over to shield towards the entrance
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Dem hips.

>>174004824
Nah, I wont go that far. She already has been married so she will never be available to another man in her life to help her emotionally.
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>enemy widowcuck with GM aim shitting all over your team
>show yourself way out of position in his backline so he tries to kill you
>drag him away from the choke long enough for your team to push through and cap
>type "kek baited :^)" in all chat

i'm too good at mind games sometimes. these niggas playing checkers i'm playing backgammon
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>>174004947
Pfft, my guess is that when he transfered to Overwatch from Blackwatch (which shouldn't be a problem since he worse a mask later on anyway so it's not like they could recognize the former criminal) he started to open up because Tracer and Reinhardt didn't stop pestering him.
If he wasn't actually pretty social just because he used to be a playboy.
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>>174004824
Killing her would be much more effective.
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cute winston + halloween fangs sprays
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>>174005063
That is not ok. Stop it, you monster.
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>>174005063
>>174005434
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>>174005323
Commando + Commando sprays
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>>174005521
>that aim
>that posting this again
So much fail.
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>>174004824
Only if she wants me too. But I think she doesn't want to marry again.

I bet her story will end with her either committing suicide or living the rest of her life in peace in Annecy.
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>>174005259
>Reinhardt helping Genji not to become an edgelord
I want this funded right now!
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>>174005531
I'm sorry but the front facing way for those sprays looks so gay Blizzard couldn't have not realized that's how it looks when you put them that way. There's no way.
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>>174005259
He seems to have preferred Winston's company because Winston wasn't talking all the time.
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>>174005730

It's an homage to Contra you fucking underage tumblrite.

18+
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>>174005730
This is the face of a man who knew exactly what he was doing.
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>>174005646
>suicide

That would never happen and has to be the dumbest thing people mention about her
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>>174005824
Winston makes a great friend
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>>174005856
>not knowing about a 1987 game is being an underage
Anon it's 2017...
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>>174005856
>only place the sprays back to back REEEEE
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>>174005824
Well Genji didn't seem to be opposed when Reinhardt put a hand on his shoulder. But I can see why Winston and Genji would get along. They'd both be kind of "unique" in the organization.
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>>174005904
>implying Jeff ever knows what he's doing
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>>174005925
I think its plausible if Overwatch wasn't so light hearted.
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Anyone want to play some arcade?
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>>174006081
Rude
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Here he comes again. The 67/Reaper faggot, shitting up the thread up for the next 6 hours and claiming why Jack and Gabe of them like to milk each others prostates.
Now all that is missing is the Mimi OC shitposter.
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>>174006115
Yeah maybe if the game had a completely different tone and didn't have the story as fluff outside of the game. If you went that route you might as well say she was pregnant when turned into widowmaker and the physical changes caused her to have a miscarriage just to add to the suffering.
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>Legendary
>Our rein says "This is my first time playing this mode what do we do"
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>>174005856
Now I want a game (mode) with Jack, Gabriel and Ana on missions together, with the final level being Switzerland, which ends with an explosion in the middle of their fight, leaving the aftermath a mystery..
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>symmetra still has an ult that lasts forever

nice game
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HEPPI
HALLAWEEN
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>>174005993
Wtf man
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>>174006502
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>>174005925
She's numb in body and mind, she killed her husband and she's not getting out of this mess in one piece. I doubt they would make her do something like this, but it wouldn't be out of nowhere.
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Lay some wisdom on me, /owg/

>3 real life friends are barely plat SR ~2500
>brother is SR 3100 (me too, usually)
>5 of us usually run together
>last night I'm solo
>crushing my career high, almost 3400
>friends and brother get on, but chimp out that I won't join them
>I'm getting better team mates than I usually do
>nice team on coms
>win streak
>almost to 3500 master
>phone blowing up with rage that I'm solo and dismissing them

What's my move? I wanted to see how high I could go, and was lucky enough to have masters team mates that were polite and fair. I explained that my new high SR would pull a 5 or 6 stack with higher SR than we normally do, but they weren't having it.
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>>174005939
Does Tracer like being around Winston despite how awkward he is, or because of it?
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>>174005521
>mercy players
pathetic
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Is there a way of seeing which heroes you've beaten uprising with?

>>174006454
At least only one of them does
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>>174006437
Ana would not be on that mission
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YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE! CHOOSE WISELY.
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>>174005521
>Mei players need a full second of standing perfectly still to line up a headshot on a frozen target
Everytim
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>new Lucio suits my playstyle perfectly
>performing even better now
>actually get potg now
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>>174007008

Well, ya really don't want to miss, you know? It's embarrassing to miss those shots.
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>>174006989
>Hana got a tramp stamp
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>>174006753
Smurf or QP, I'm afraid.
Playing with your friends is gonna fuck up matchmaking, and if you get 1000 above them then you won't even be allowed to play with them.
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>>174006989
Orisa
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>>174006662
How can other women even compete
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>>174007147
GO BACK TO >>>/mlp/
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>>174007008
>>174005521
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>>174006284
Imagine being this mad over a spray that isn't specified how it's overlaid. Just imagine. Any time someone uses this spray incorrectly in a spawn room he will throw the game or flat out leave. That's how much anger is in this man.

Too bad Reaper got kicked out of the meta or you'd see it all the time
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>>174006989
Fixed your image
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Any tricks to get through expert and eventually legend? Already learned about blinking to the door to prevent mobs from spawning, and I know the basics about de-shielding eradicators and such.
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>>174007227
Orisa is a robot centaur, not a horse

She is also very cute and literally built for sex
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>having the best tracer game of my life, playing like a god, 32% kill participation, taking out key targets, feel unstoppable
>lose
>"gg thanks for the loss tracer kill urself"
>"you suck ass tracer quit the game"
>""uninstall"
i dont understand
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>>174006954
I know. She'd "die" before that. That's when shit hits the fan and everything goes downhill.
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>>174007225
They can't
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>>174007319
Play with people who aren't retarded

LDomin8r#1228 please
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>>174007364
What if, you're a Talon operative during the Swiss incident who's task it is the detonate the reactor down stairs to make it look like an accident?
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>>174006115
You know minus the Widowmaker killing her husband and Zenyatta's brother
Hanzo struggling with trying to somehow live with himself after killing his own brother
All of Mei's friends dying
Torbjorn having to live with the fact that he basically nearly caused the apocalypse and has more blood on his hands than anyone
Bastion having PTSD
...you know, kid stuff
I'm not trying being an asshole by the way, just find it really funny how the game is just some zany colorful futuristic shooter and then there's all this dark shit behind it
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>>174007560
Don't forget the entirety of Junkrat and Roadhog's backstories.
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Ilios:
Lighthouse > Well > Ruins

Lijiang:
Market > Garden > Control

Oasis:
University > Garden > City Center

Nepal:
Sanctum > Village > Shrine
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>QP people play anything because lel who cares
>Comp people actually try to win but everyone gets turbobutthurt over everything
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>>174007358
>everybody sucks except me I don't belong in this bracket
Is the general mindset. I mute everyone on the first salty remark they make, even if it's not directed at me, really improves the game.
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>>174007689
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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SEIZED BY NULL SECTOR.
NO HUMANS.
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>pve hard mode
>last bend of payload delivery
>80%
>4 slicers pincer attack the payload
>get achievement
I could've crushed coal into diamond with my asshole, I was so nervous
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Did tracer's recall used to heal hp from symmetra's shield generator? because after the uprising update it doesn't anymore
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>>174007727
>tfw someone saved my post
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>>174005939
>the gay ex pilot that is barely connected to the time stream and the literal alien who doesn't understand how humans interact on a basic level

Man, they were pretty much made for each other huh
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>>174006989
Gets me every time
is there a tits version?
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>>174007483
If you're on EU I'll add you tomorrow, I'm off to bed.
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What settings do you use for boss mode OW general?
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>Kaplan can hardly play Overwatch himself
>IGN gets Kap to ""critique"" their match
>they don't understand his suggestions half way through

http://www.ign.com/videos/2017/04/14/jeff-kaplan-critiques-igns-overwatch-team
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>>174006989
Mei booty best booty
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>>174007764
I am not an omnic myself but I want to emphasize, that Null Sector is just a small minority end extremest group. They are not real Omnics. Infact it is forbidden for real Omnics to kill you humans.
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>>174007859
>Good player who knows what they're supposed to do
>EU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>174007643
iktf

Being in limbo sucks
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>>174006989
Pharah

>tfw no egyptian goddess gf
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>>174007621
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Pow!
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>matched with a 5-stack
>i pick hanzo
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>>174007975
Not every EU player is Russian or French anon
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>>174006989
The ASSassin of course.
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>>174007518
That works too.
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>>174007823
If you can't get my shitty grammar, what I mean is

Tracer before patch: 225 hp, takes 125 damage, recalls, recalls to 225 hp

Tracer after patch: 225 hp, takes 125 damage, recalls, recalls to 150 hp
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>>174006454
> can be hard countered by tracer, DVA, Pharah and Junkrat ult
> suicide rat can counter it pretty easily too

If you ignore it thats your own damn fault.
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>>174008172
Nah i remember you couldnt recall shields last month.
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>mfw eternally stuck in 2400-2600 SR

Is there any way out of this hell?
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Will blizzard ban me for glitching the uprising spawns?
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I'm honestly a little disgusted Genji hasn't gotten a Kamen Rider inspired skin
or that 5 characters haven't gotten Power Rangers/Super Sentai inspired skins
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>>174008154
>no cool blue cheeks to suffocate under

Why even live at this point
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>>174008352
Just be glad that that is above 50% of the playerbase
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I want to play Soldier 76.
Any tips on him?
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>>174007340
>literally built for sex
Efi must be one kinky 11 year old
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>>174008552
Pair up with Reaper and let him fuck your ass. They are canon gay after all.
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>>174008462
I know, but I somehow manage to never be able to break the 2550~ threshold. Like, I can climb from 2200 easy, but once I get to 2500 it becomes a living nightmare of Defeat/Victory/Defeat/Defeat.
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>>174008354
NO. Its using an exploit in the pve mode for a pvp game.

They will just patch it out.
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>>174008154
You know, searching for and enjoying Overwatch porn has made me realize how many people actually share my assjob / ass grinding / hotdogging fetish which I used to think was very rare.
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>>174008552
Shoot the Pharah or else you will be blamed if she manages to kill anything
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>>174008552
Aim rockets at enemies feet instead of trying to hit directs unless you are really close to them

Shoot in 4-5 bursts in long ranges

Try to reload cancel as much as you can with helix rockets/sprint/healing station

Use your entire clip before popping your ult

Focus supports and always shoot barriers
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>>174008739
Yeah, that's why I want to learn him.
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>Headshot two enemies who are standing still and saying hello to each other half the map away
>I get play
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>>174008552
Go into the settings and change it so you can see healthbars as every character so you know when teammates are low so you can drop your heal for them.
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>>174008672
>tfw will never get pounded by Orisa's 12 inch robotic horsecock
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>>174008672
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>>174008046
Do not make him suffer further.
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>>174008681
>tfw you can actually do this
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>>174008552
Close your eyes and hold down M1 while swinging the mouse from side to side.

See you in the top 500.
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>>174008843
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>>173999180
why is this so funny
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>>174008983
Fuck, there goes my keyboard and water in my mouth again.
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>>174009132
yeah... "water"
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>>173995956
>Defense hero called Matriarch.
>Omnic who uses minions to fight for her.
>Passive spawns robot minions every second, up to a maximum of 10. Each minion has about 50 health (Half armor) and do about 25 damage per "bite". Follows Matriarch around and will attack any enemy who gets too close.
>Primary "tags" the target, the tag does only about 15 damage by itself, but sends out a minion to attack the target, a minion per tag.
>Secondary releases a close range swarm of nanobots that do damage over time and disable escape abilities for 3 seconds
>Shift "Marks target for death" sends all minions to attack the target, and any enemies surrounding the target
>E recalls minions back to Matriarchs side
>Ult detonates minions, they each explode in a small radius, dealing about 75 damage
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>>174008352
>was one game away from plat 8 times
>now one game away from diamond for the ninth time

you dont know pain
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>>174009249
Fucking petshitters need to stay in MMOs
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>>174006398
>rein
>not knowing what to do
Nigga press m2

that's it
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>>174008917
But only if Ana helps.
Rly make u tink
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Has Pharah come to terms with the sexual abuse she suffered at the hands of Dr. Ziegler?
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>>174009830
No, which is why she is always going on about wanting justice.
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>>174008983
thank you for saving this, kek'd at the time and fucking saved.
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>>174009889
She wants justice, but gets Justaghhhh.
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>>174009830
Yes.
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Guys what mousepad do you use?
Also, logitech g502 proteus spectrum is fine mouse for overwatch?
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>Genji
>Useless all game until he gets his ult

Wow what a great hero
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>>174009830
Please, Ziegler did nothing. It was Reinhardt that went into her room. Ziegler is also too busy with cyborg booty.
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>>174009967
my favorite part of the game is when pharah only yells out JUST
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>>174009967
>tfw Pharmercy is the main source of fan art that involves pharah

Could be worse I guess
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>>174010117
Someone doesn't know the burst Genji combo.
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>>174008354
>Didn't know about this glitch
>Ask tracer why she was so far away
>"Just watch"
>She runs up to us as we approach the door
>Every enemy from the payload section spawns at the same time
T-thanks
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>>174010117
yeah gold genjis are pretty useless
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>>174008046
I was expecting them to kiss, this general has fucking ruined me.
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>>174008983
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>>174010358
Just think gold is almost all full of above average players
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>>174010117
you're bad
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>>174009830
Pharah Amari was not sexually abused by Dr. Angela Ziegler. I think you require medical attention.
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>>174010117
He was nerfed into oblivion because people were complaining he was overpowered
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>>174008983
>tfw someone recognized your post

Good feeling
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should I get better at soldier or is he going to get nerfed to shit
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starting what mode do hero playthroughs count for the 8 different heroes achiev? hard?
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>>174010494
Real name is Fareeha.
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>>174010608
normal
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>>174010580
well practising soldier means getting better aim, so it won't hurt
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>>174010580
If and when he ever gets nerfed it won't be for a long while
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>>174010469
i kinda doubt that no matter what blizz says, if you look at a rating distribution graph it's literally general distribution (most players are gold and plat tailing off up and down) supporting my belief that placements are literally a lottery
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>>174010580
Kaplan said they were looking at minor adjustments to his damage
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>>174010332
She needs to stay at the door or it fucks everyone.
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>>174010580
headshots arent ever getting nerfed
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>>174010629
I know. I realized my mistake a bit too late.
>>
how the fuck do I play this game?
what are the meta team comps?
I have no idea who to play half the time, I'm coming from TF2 where I'd just play soldier and carry everything, but in OW I don't feel like there's any hero who's really able to do that, not that I'm even looking to carry, I just don't know what to pick.
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>>174009889

So basically her tough-girl demeanor is just a coping mechanism to protect the vulnerable girl deep down inside her?
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>>174011209
If you're new just pick whoever
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overwatch pit grand finals in an hour
anyone been following?
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>>174009745
Rein can help too
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>>174010783
They are. Enforced 50 winrate means unless you're placed wildly out of your tier you're stuck unless you can carry some games.
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>>174011368
Doesn't last long enough for a proper screenshot I'd think.
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>>174009830
>Mercy explicitely calls her Pharah instead of Fareeha in their newest convo
Deal with it, they weren't close and probably hardly know each other
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>>174011359
>esports
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>>174011496
>implying overwatch isn't specifically engineered by blizzard to be an esport like nearly every other one of their games
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>>174011612
>implying every game ever designed specifically to be an "e-sport" hasn't failed spectacularly
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>>174011432
I got placed into plat and climbed to GM in a few weeks, if you're good you'll climb
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>>174009830
>Has Pharah come to terms with the sexual abuse she suffered at the hands of Dr. Ziegler?
Depends. Do you consider Stockholm's coming to terms?
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Why "valkyrie"? Aren't they supposed to kill people when they would have otherwise survived, then become their bitches until the final battle?
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>>174011752
>Overwatch
>Hearthstone
>Street Fighter
>Counter-Strike
>Starcraft II
>DOTA 2
>LoL
All of these games are failures which nobody plays due to being designed around a specifically esport mindset
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>>174008046
Wow, a good Overwatch comic
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>wait match
>go to find the other team to say hello
>they gun me down immediately

why is everyone such a meanie
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>>174011864
They take warriors that died in battle to Valhalla and then be bitches until Ragnarok.

Are you asking about Mercy's skin?
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>Monkey picks DPS
>Does nothing

Dunno why I expect anything different, it's been this way for fucking years.
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>>174010237
>hover hands over Mercy's boobs
Ruins the whole thing.
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>>174011209
if you played soldier, try out pharah.
she shoots rocket projectiles except you might have trouble getting used to her mobility. She hovers around and has a fuel meter instead of rocket jumping like the soldier in tf2,
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>>174008983
how the fuck can dark foreshadowing become that funny
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>play Symmetra
>Mei or Tracer spray me
>run
>almost dead
>they smell the blood and want to finish the job
>NANI!
>"DID YOU THINK I WAS RUNNING TO GET AWAY FROM YOU?"
>*BANG sound effects as the camera focuses on several hidden sentries*
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>>174011864
What this anon said
>>174012062
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LUCIO IS SO FUCKING BAD NOW

JESUS
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>>174012262
>I'M SO FUCKING BAD AT LUCIO NOW

>JESUS
I don't know about you but I've been outhealing Anas and Mercys.
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>>174012165
is she any good though?
I'm having a hard time killing anything with her because it seems like the rockets don't do that much damage, and they get healed back up so fast.
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>>174011209
here are some parallels between tf2 classes and ow heroes, they arent exact but they have similar ideas behind them
Scout - Tracer, Genji
Soldier - Pharah
Pyro - Mei
Demoman - Junkrat
Heavy - Orisa, Roadhog
Engineer - Symmetra, Torbjorn
Medic - Mercy
Sniper - Widowmaker
Spy - Sombra, Reaper
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>>174011829
Pharah has mommy issues though, not Stockholm's.
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Opps, I placed those sprays in the "wrong" position again.
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>>174012062
No, the default one. The suit is called a Valkyrie suit, but it doesn't fit considering that ensuring death is part of their job alongside with preventing it from happening, but all she does it save lives.
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>>173998565
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to require sauce on this.
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>>174012262
Lucio is fucking great now if you played him as anything other than a health dispenser. He actually has impact besides his auras.
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>>174011209
If you're new don't worry too much about picks. Although, you should try to get comfortable with a few heroes in every role.
If you're worried about your quickplay team, just follow the hero select tooltips like "no healers" and "too many of x". (There are some problems with how the heroes are classified, but again, dont worry about that now)
You'll get a feel for what the ideal team comp is once you get some more experience.

If you want to feel like you're having an impact, try Mercy, Pharah, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Soldier, and Zenyatta. I'm assuming you're not incompetent mechanically since you play other FPS.

Overwatch is less of a solo carry game, so just try to coordinate with your team if they're willing. Treat it kind of like a moba in the sense that you almost always want to fight as a team and manage your ultimates properly.

>>174012374
Pharah is very strong right now especially in quick play. Unless they have a widowmaker, they're going to have a hard time taking you out provided you stay high in the air and far away. Aim for their supports and damage dealers rather than their tanks. You'll get a feel for landing direct or near direct shots which do 120 and 80 damage respectively. On squishy heroes, they shouldn't have enough time to heal up before another rocket is headed their way.
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>>174012619
This is why people hate gays. You have gay stuff to be gay about but you gotta make non gay stuff into gay stuff.
>>
>>174008046

I like this comic but I dont think its very true to Junkrat's character

He seems borderline suicidal, not because he wants to die but because he has 0 sense of safety or self preservation and seems extremely chill lobbing explosives around that he hand painted himself

I mean, he did hire roadhog to protect him, and he might just be extremely confident in his explosive handling talents. But he doesnt seem the type to be that fussed over a lost limb
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>>174012668
Well, Valkyrie were also considered something akin to guardian angels too. They had multiple roles, really.
>>
Genji is the Yasuo of Overwatch

And he was a mistake.
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This is painful

I don't want to do this anymore
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>>174012374
Pharah is good when the person playing her knows what they are doing and can consistently land hits whether they be direct or splash. Try to focus the healers too.

Her direct hits do 120 dmg and splash damage is 30-80 btw
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>>174012668

Probably because shes swiss and the suit resembles a valkrie (spelling?)
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>u forget to turn off obs for several hours while sleeping
>108GB 1080 60fps main menu gameplay
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>>174012791
Ok let me level with you here. I know its a Contra reference but why did Blizzard separate the sprays to be overlaid either way? Did they think people wouldn't do it or something? I'm just trying to understand you.
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>>174012882
t. filthy Hanzo main
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>>174012887
Then don't?
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>>174012887
I hear you, bud
all I need is that expert achievement, fuck trying for the legendary one
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>solo q into a 4-stack all in group chat
>only the solo ana is willing to comm with me
>try to make callouts in text chat
>get ignored
>our supports melted because the Winston and Road abandon them
>lose ruins and switch to soldier
>dva and lucio trickle in before every teamfight
>nanovisors and high ground win lighthouse
>enemy hog hooks every single one of them into the well hole
>ask for the D.va or Hog to take a barrier character
>get ignored
>4-stack trickles in after every lost fight no matter how many times I mash G
>lose game and get accosted by the 4-stack for "bitching instead of playing a tank myself"
Surely these silent protagonists would've taken care of the Pharah on their own.
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>>174011484

>blizzcucks desperately retconning to counter lewd fanfic
>t.. tracer is gay!
>pharah and mercy never really knew eachother!!

nobody is buying it pal
>>
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>>174012495
>Pharah, if your mother could see you now I'm sure she'd be proud
>Well there's a first time for everything
Kek. The new Pharah/Mercy interaction and it's about her mother.
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>>174012817
Yeah and they apparently were more like demons at some point.
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>>174012791
What if it's a non-gay person doing it to trigger your homophobia?
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>>174012979
If it was meant to be the other way then reaper wouldn't be looking over his shoulder. Why the fuck would he not be looking back into his gay lover's eyes and instead at some imaginary viewer?
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>>174013031
>he headcanoned that they were lesbians
Turn it down, buddy.
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When Pharah kills widow now did I imagine it or does she say "The amari send their regards"
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This picture makes me wet
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>>174013031
Turning Tracer gay is hardly retconning any lewd fics. In fact it just stroked the Widowtracer fire even more.
It must be really sad to only gameplay synergy going for you. Even Tracer is closer to Mercy, with Mercy even calling her by her first name.
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is anyone else getting weird client-side lag since the patch? it's happened two or three times now, where i'll be in a game and i just start dropping frames in direct proportion with mouse movement. that's the weird part, though; my in-game FPS counter never dips, and if i just don't move my mouse, it runs just as smoothly, even when a lot of shit's happening on screen. it's literally caused by moving my mouse. i don't understand this shit but it's horrendous; makes matches unplayable.
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>>174012708
Pixiv id 425973
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>>174008352
Me too pedro this is the worst sr too be in.
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>>174013071
It's also not really new per se. It's like a rework of the previous mother talk.
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>>174013210
Keep it down Angela.
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>>174013149
Did you stop to realize that if you place them forward facing they are both looking at the viewer? I mean in the Contra title screen Lance is looking away. So they didn't keep the glances the same for one thing. I don't think it matters though but since your panties are in the bunch you should realize its none 1 to 1. They made artistic changes to fit the characters and even allow the sprays to be placed differently.
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>consider myself an ana main
>realize I have a 38% winrate with ana

is it time to learn mercy
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>>174012936
It looks more like an angel than a valkyrie.
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>>174013183
I've only heard of "Don't mess with my family."

>>174013210
Angela plz
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Stop replying to the reaper/76 faggot. He's only doing it for (You)s
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>>174013248
Yep happened to me yesterday, put fps/ping counter on everything fine. But mouse movement was sluggish and slow. Another time where my game froze completely for the first time..
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Viking skin for Torbjorn when
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>>174013168

No I didnt' the fuck you talking about?

>>174013226

lol, nobody's buying it faggot
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are they gonna remove the soldier pushup emote?
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>>174013596
>ships a homo couple
>has the audacity to call someone faggot
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>>174012996
>Yet more proof the only people who play this tripe are underage kids
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>>174013248
Something similar happened to me last night. I just had to alt+tab a few times and it corrected itself.
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>>174007560
>bastion having PTSD
No, he isn't connected to a god AI anymore to take orders from, all bastion units were originally defense robots and that's just an automatic defense system when he heard the wood pecker.
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>>174013656
Why hasn't someone made a webm with widow yet? She has the perfect spread eagle sleeping animation.
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>>174013297
I wonder how salty Pharmercy fans must be about that fact?
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>>174013494
There's only so much autism you can ignore
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>>174013596
>says no one's buying it
>he's basically giving away that he's mad his headcanon lesbo couple got blasted out of the sky
Turn it down.
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>uprising all heroes
>Lucio acts like a faggot, purposely stays away from the rest of the team and doesn't heal
For what reason? We were running Reinhardt, Tracer, and Bastion, so I can't imagine he had that much of a problem with hero choices.
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>>174007965
Fucking omniggers, you might not want to kill us but you're all secretly okay with the 'extremists' killing us.
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>>174013656
Not until some popular youtuber releases a collage of him doing the push up emote during QP with his ana pal some kotaku or polygon makes an article about how its appropriating rape.
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>>174013712
Did you even watch the animation?
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>>174013761
Too blue.
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You know the new Lucio is very impactful when someone on the enemy team switches to Winston to specifically hunt you down
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>>174013494
What the difference between his (you)s and the (you)s you're trying to rake in off of it?
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>>174013936
A majority of them are moderate Omnics.
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>>174014045
That was a bigger issue before than it is now.
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>>174013656
No
Unless the number of "+18" cringy lobbies significally increase, but if they remove the emote Tumblr will probably cry and yell "u homophobic dev fuck you all" as usual on Reddit or forum and Jeff will be cucked again
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>>174013338
>>174013419
>assuming it's angela, who most likely saw more human bodies than she needed, including jack, gabriel and rein's
>not the mexican hacker who can do more lewd things with his implants than he ever wanted to know
*laughter muffled by a wall*
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>>174014225
Genji probably doesn't even know Sombra exists
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>>174014201
Y'know, this actually doesn't look too bad when put at this distance.
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>>174013596
>being this desperate to draw conclusions from voice line interactions for a fictional ship in fiction to be canon
Drink the cyanide pill already lol
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>Win game
>"You retarded niggers fucking suck"
>Collect delicious salt to enjoy my win just that much more

Thank god for all chats
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>>173995513
How the hell can you tell it's console?
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>just beat standard uprising on expert for the achievement
>looking at legendary

Now fucking way you can do this in a random group.
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>>174014371
Well, duh, she can turn invisible for a reason.
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>tfw ywn cuddle Mercy from behind as you put your member right in that gap and have her slowly dance on it until you explode all over Widowmaker's back
why live
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>>174014225
>assuming it's a mexican hacker and not a swiss doctor that wants a ferocious dragon
Porterro called, he wants his shekels back.

Jokes aside, is that Sombra wearing a Mexican field hand dress?
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>>174014426
>Win game
>Teammates get mad at me regardless
>Savor my win that much less
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>>174013954
yes, and him reading another robot's harddrive isn't PTSD. he isn't even a fucking living creature for god's sake
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>>174014551
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>>174014114
Just fry all their circuits.
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>>174014426
You're welcome my child
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>>174014201
Honestly though, how does it not work this way? Of course they go back to back but its not like the sprays were purposefully designed to look "off". You know what I mean. Matching sprays have always had a meeting point and clearly these are meant to be overlaid. They gave Reyes a back, they made Morrison look at the viewer. They share a point of reference. The sprays are meant to be overlaid anyway you want them to, that's the point. That's why they made them. End of story. The debate is just fucking idiotic in general. You can interpret it how you want. Yes, this way looks suggestive but jesus christ is it that enraging for some of you?
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>>174014847
Too bad this is the exact opposte of every Hanzo player. Not that it matters when his arrow still ends up in your foot.
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>Widowmaker gets a head shot on me by aiming 2 feet to the right of me

I don't want to be that guy who cries aimbot, but my internet isn't that fucking bad.
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>>174014659
>win game
>"gg cancer strat"
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>>173995956
>Irish old guy
>Also weaponsmith like torb but more of a metalworker than a engineer
>Backstory is he was always jobbing to torb in overwatch and now he's hates him for never acknowledging him as a peer
>Has 5 weapons to cycle through like how torb goes between his hammer or gun
>Has a handgun, A shotgun, a submachine gun, A straight up warsword, and a shield
>All the weapons do a fair bit less damage then the other heroes who primarily use these weapons
>Also a timer that passively goes around to prevent him from just cycling through his weapons like a madman
>Passive doubles the damage of his melees
>Shift makes him lunge at the enemy and hit them for damage that is fairly higher than a melee
>E fills up the weapon switch timer immediately
>Ult Ill be honest I havent come up with an idea for his ult
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Does playing the brawl grant more/faster exp than regular competitive? I just want to chill a bit but also want loot boxes
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>someone starts bitching about a hero pick before the match starts
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>>174015312
Custom sprays when?
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>People who give up hope after losing the first round of a KotH map
>Round 1 out of 5

Some people just give up easily
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>even pro players with all their communication and pinpoint aim are having trouble with legendary uprising
any of you joe schmoes beat legendary? I don't even think I'm going to try for it
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>>174016518
I got as far as the Bastion in the far back left before we got shit on by yet another tank.
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>>174013000
if you're not able to complete hard mode don't even bother with legendary
let me guess your not even gold
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Genji needs a Kamen Rider inspired skin
And 5 heroes need Power Rangers/ Super Sentai themed skins
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>Be Pharah
>Mercy isn't even pocketing me, just topping me off whenever I need healing
>"so sick of fucking pharamercy in every match"

wew being a salt machine is fun
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dva a flat
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>>174016670
>PvE skill equating to SR skill
is this some kind of joke you just didnt convey correctly
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Why does Jack have this smug look of satisfaction on his face?
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>>174014520
i almost done it
almost...
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>>174016815
Because hes straightening Tracer out
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WHY ARE SO MANY DPS INSTALOCKERS FUCKING DOGSHIT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN PLAY NOTHING BUT DPS BUT STILL FAIL TO HIT ANYTHING
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>>174016815
Checking out those Amari legs
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>>174016815
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>>174015068
There's no spray debate. The spray isn't the problem. Neither the emote. It's the community (Reyes spray was supposed to be behind Morisson tho but you can meme with spray as we always did).
The push-up emote is a meme right now and they're happy with that because people will be more likely to spend 750 now before waiting the last day.
It's just Tumblr crying and this is why you have to deal with "URR WE NEED MORE LGBT CHARACTERS". Just look at the forum, you'll see shitty threads like "we need more obese characters!" just because of their own complexe while ignoring impacts in game (it would implies new tank when we just got Horserisa). The OW fanbase, especially Tumblr, is the most cancerous thing. A FUCKING BIG PART of them don't even play the game, they're just here for the stories and characters for their fanfictions and make some pressure here and there when something is wrong for them (see Mei weight, see Tracer victory pose etc.). If they have the game they'll just probably play Mercy or Mei because it's easy and cute and never touch competitive because "too much pressure". End.

If they remove the push-up for X reason Tumblr will probably cry because people did some gay meme with it (especially if they're fan of the 76 X Reaper and Pharah X Mercy ) and they'll yell as they always did as a good keyboard warrior. And Jeff will try to make them happy. They're not even playing, they're just enjoying the story but want to shape it at the same time.
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>>174016815
What were his legs trying to say here?

He's tired and depressed and some friendly banter cheered him up. He's a sad tired old man without much left to go on
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>>174016815
He actuallly believes that things can still be salvaged
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>>174016905
You dont understand. One time they hit Q and got a triple kill. They're really good
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>>174016670
I didn't say anything about hard mode, why are you trying to start some shit about rank?
not that it matters because, yea, I do have the hard mode achievement and the 80%+ payload achievement, you twat
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>>174016518
Ive done everything soloq the pros are frauds
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>>174016905
They're gotta practice somehow
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>>174017148
Well they can fucking practice junkrat vs pharah in fucking quick play where they belong
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>Oasis comp
>Matched with a plat in gold
>he picks Mei and constantly blocks the exit everytime at the spawn
>runs around doing nothing but spamming "thanks" and suiciding
>message him "stop being salty"
>tells me "I had to do it" because he didn't like someone chose his main

how do I report people on console?
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so do I have the right to blame my team when we lost and I have 4 golds?

or what are the requirements?
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FEEX MEI BLIZZ
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>>174006753
queing solo or as a duo actually matches you with the same on the opposite team. queing with 3 or more makes you play against other teams of 3 or more. playing against a full team with comms is more difficult. i thought it was my teammates skill too. its not
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This is now an Overwatch thread, Talon shitters get out
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>>174017283
Why would you blame your team. The match is over, the only thing that would help you now is focusing on what you did wrong personally, because that's the only thing you can work to change.
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>>174017283
5 golds or 100% kill participation
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>>174016921
>My ma in Egypt told me not to be ashamed of my boobs
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>>173995956
A defense or tank Canadian lumber jack

Early 40s. Red beard.

Fights with Axe

That's all I got.
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>>174017251
If I recall correctly there's no OW-specific reporting mechanism for console, and PSN/XBL reports are usually limited to actual tampering/bad account names/etc. You could try that but I'm not sure griefing is covered as a reportable thing there.

I think Blizz mentioned on the forums that it was something Blizz was apparently working on bringing to console, though
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Literally every game is 5v5 because there is literally always one cunt who plays nothing but DPS and is absolutely fucking useless
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>>174016960
What does Ana's ass mean by this?
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>>174016924
I know you're angry as fuck but I think you should take comfort in the fact that Chu has your side. He has a plan for the story and he's doing it no matter what tumblr or anyone else says. Yes he fucks up (dates mostly) but he's got a clear narrative. The downside to this is that if he wants two characters to fuck because its good for the story in his eyes, he will. If those two turn out to be characters tumblr loves to spray their lard ridden juices over people will immediately jump to say Chu is pandering. So we do we get? He loses either way so he might as well just do what he thinks is right.

The push up emote is just good fun and tumblrites will twist it to say using it on a sleeping person appropriates rape. Someone makes an article about how triggered they are and that will probably push Blizz to change it. But we're not there yet.

That emote though has nothing to do with the sprays. Riddle me this, do you think they released the sprays not thinking people would do that with them? Did they not put them front facing and giggle to themselves that it looks like someone walked in on them doing the nasty? I find that hard to believe they are that fucking stupid. And even if they did intend to do it. Who the fuck cares? It goes back to what you said, the community makes it enraging to you. So fucking ignore them, god damn. And if the posting about it here is what's really bothering you its no different than all the other shit posting that goes on here. It's all the same shit.
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What did they do to Lucio?
Theres a thread on /v/ about him being fucked or something now?
Any of that true?
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>solo carry two rounds
>second round is me 1v6 the entire enemy team with genji
>continually clearing the enemy team and my ult is constantly taking out at least three enemies
>entire time some loser piece of shit is just picking troll picks
>its causing us to lose 1-2 when we should be winning
>tell him to cut it out
>"your genji"
>so pissed off lose all desire to try.
Do these autistic people realise their attitude to other players leads to losses?
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>>174017725
She's an old cripple that needs to lean on her door or she will fall over.
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>>174016914
I would shoot a man to touch those legs
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>>174017638
Balls. Thanks anyway
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Is there a way to tell how many heroes youv'e won PvE with for the achivement?
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Anyone have a transparent version of the Uprising Bastion "?" spray?
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>>174017792
It's all in the patch notes, bruh

He gets extra speed wallriding
They boosted the power of his auras but reduced their range to 10m, so the team has to stay much closer or he has to pocket someone specific
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>trying to beat uprising on expert with randoms

I thought Junkenstein was bad. But this is a fucking nightmare.
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>>174017439
this obviously. Blame's not constructive and doesn't lead to any improvement. it's useless and time consuming
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>>174017792
more damage, more speed, the aura he projects is smaller

you have to play him different and basically can't just generally exist and press E every so often to play him
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>>174017972
So hes still going to be the most best pickers support, got it.
The heal buff is even better why are people complaining?
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>>174017865
I never thought about how cute it would be if McCree had a crush on Ana
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>>174018071
Its possible. I did it.
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>>174018090
People are pissed he can't just stand there and exist anymore
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>Keyboard/compuer fuck up
>endless tab presses and arrow key
>playing through scoreboard
>lag spikes to 600
>pushing chokes shooting healers dead
>Get 2 gold medals
>28% damage card
i need friends randos are more shit than me somehow
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>>174018071
Expert isn't so bad. Legendary is a fucking nightmare with randoms
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>>174017792
They pretty much reduced his AOE range and made everything else better

of course the platinum ranks on /v/ would be upset with this though
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>>174018331
this
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>>174018172
>if
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>>174018172
it fits so well! lonesome cowboy type, awkwardish and brash to compensate for insecurity...
I mean it all screams mommy issues,
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>>174018280
How is that true? With the buffs he can just stay with his teammates and just still stand there.
Why is everyone complaining? Hes better than ever, you can literally just do the same thing and just stand with your team like you always do.
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The thing that pisses me off the most about nu-lucio is that his AoE lines stick around until the moment his corpse has faded. that's needlessly confusing to nearby teammates
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>>174013940
That a very good and likely scenario
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What's the best way to kill the final 2 Orisa on Legendary?
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>>174018090
Because existing is too much work as it is, now they have to do more work.
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>>174018172
>McCree has a crush on Ana
>Fareeha has a crush on McCree
Would you?
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>Why so toxic?

Because these retarded fucking ape children need someone to tell them how fucking bad they are so maybe they actually get the fuck off the game and do their homework
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>>174018634
We all know Ana is Jack's enabler. She just looked away when 76 had his way with the Mexican loli.
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>>174018750
Post of the century.
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Feels like with every new event, leveling up and getting boxes only get harder

Does uprising even give you a decent amount of XP or am I still better off grinding ranked games?
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>>174018749
>I got you this time Jesse.
-Fareeha Amari
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>>174018750
no anon, you are the children
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>>174018331
This and I'm blind.
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>>174018840
I found that completing hard uprising gives 3-4k xp, and the average qp match gives 2-3k
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>Play my best ever performance on Zenyatta
>Still can't stop that one player on my team from cycling every dps hero on death and feeding

Man, sometimes I really fucking hate this game. I miss Call of Duty where everyone was a dps monkey and if you were the best you won. I want that shit back, fuck this trying to communicate and strategise with actual children shit. Team based games were a fucking mistake, I blame League.
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>>174018840
Source on anime boobs
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>>174018517
Compared to his previous area of effect of 30 meters, he was capable of boosting/healing Genjis, Pharahs, etc. that were rather far away. That's just not possible anymore.

I agree that he's way better and fun to play now, but it's because they made him less brainless to play

You could still just "stand there" but that really only applies to standard/boring deathball comps
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>>174018840
>grinding in this game
>ever
LMAOOOOOOOOOO HOW SAD IS YOUR LIFE
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A SKIN WORTH GRINDING FOR
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> PvE
> We Need Heals
> Fine, go ana
> Doing allright
> Phara keeps running 500 miles ehad of the team
> Pharah keeps bitching about heals
> Everyone dies at the end.

Did they buff the difficulty at the end? This is two games now where the team wipes and it's been the easiest part previously. Though for whatever reason everyone keeps charging in at the very end instead of working to the two Orisas.
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>>174018903
Disregard I suck cocks, didn't read ranked
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>>174017740
>I find that hard to believe they are that fucking stupid
I play Hearthstone and I'm kinda traumatized by the incompetence and autism of a whole dev team (reading a single interview from them makes you think that at least there's someone so dumb and evasive there's no way you can be that bad), it's a kind of fear to see overwatch team doing serious shit with buff/nerfs/events/$$$ and make the game stale, but for now it seems they're not stupid. But just keep in mind they still have the power to fuck up their game as Blizzard did with their 5 others games.
If Chu doesn't listen Tumblrites it's okay but sometimes it's just frustrating to see people trying to force a dev to do what they want. Giving ideas is a good concept and communication with the team is a good point on OW, but at this point it looks more like a kid trying to shape a story just because he didn' t like the original version. But these kids are thousands. It's hard to ignore them sometimes.
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>>174018907
People like team based games because it's never their fault if they lose.

Sometimes it's true, and sometimes it's an excuse to keep their shit dps playing ego intact, if you get me.
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>>174018907
This game would work as a team game if every hero had the same potential damage output.
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>>174018939
Candy Sluts: Legacy of Semen Demonry
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>>174018749
Pharah occasionally sends McCree nudes so he has something to jerk off too. She is a good sister figure.
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>>174018939
Dagashi Kashi.
Hotaru a crazy bitch.
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>>174018331
I managed to lose on all heroes normal because we had Genji and Lucio who wandered to somewhere alone and died
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the amount of complete idiots in pve is soulcrushing
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Why in almost every game in uprising am I getting flamed for not damage boosting as mercy? dont these niggers know its fucking pointless or am I missing something here
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>>174019042
yeah but it punishes the actual good players and just makes playing a frustrating fight against 11 retards

how can anybody find this game fun unless they're a literal child just randomly spamming dash as genji and shit
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>>174019124
In Overwatch*

You forget like 80% of this game is children, even moreso if you're unfortunate enough to play on console.
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>do pve
>flash Bastion and Orisa before picking Zen
>they pick Hanzo, Widow, and Genji
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>>174019035
Why doesn't brode just ditch those card losers and come join the fun? He'd be much better at developer updates than jeff t b q h w y f
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>>174019035
>But these kids are thousands
Menwhile the player base is millions. Basically, the thousands bitching are a vocal minority.
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Goodnight /owg/
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>>174017290
Mc Cree is also broken

What the fuck were the tester dping?
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>>174019221
Really, is it really? Seems to be a lot of adults that play and women. Its more the super casual crowd that fuck games up.
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>lose connection
>rejoin
>253 xp
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>>174019308
Good night
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>>174019275
Thousands is just a number he pulled out of his ass though
We don't really know how big they are
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>>174019359
It's a mixed bag I guess. One friend I thought was older in voice chat and he turned out to be 16 and another friend sounded kind of young but she ended up being 29.
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This one Ana player had this make-video-games-easy-machine and started throwing aborted Pharah fetuses at us. Each time the aborted Pharah fetus would hit us the match would be over and her team would win.
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>>174002224
Gold weapons kind of hurt it.
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>>174010237
>pharmercy is the main source of fan art that involves pharah
not really
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>>174019587
Why is she shooting her helmet?
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>>174019359
Plenty of adults and kids play. It's one of the most popular games of the past decade. It comes with the territory. Only real difference I've noticed is in ranked, you're much more likely to come into contact with actual kids in extremely low ranks, and teens in higher. Adults in the middle.
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>>174019358
Broken shit is always going to go live

There's a possibility the issues were even identified before it went live but the current build is going to go live regardless of there's a fix ready

You can't really cancel or delay an update like this (they set a date last week after all) unless the bug is "kill people's computers" bad
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>>174019035
I fucking love Hearthstone because at the end of the day, your performance is directly proportional to your skill because it's a 1v1 card game.

Of course there are variables, and the randomness always fucks you hard, but it's 10x less frustrating than le ebin genji main won't stop fucking flanking and doing nothing a.k.a Overwatch.
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>>174019587
why is she wearing a golden g-string?
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>>174019549
You got to remember the claim games are for kids is a myth made by normie retards who are ignorant about gaming,
Most gamers are over 21.
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>>174019471
Well, that's just it. The crowd itself is in the millions. People that seem to like using "unpopular" or "majorities" somehow think a handful of a thousand are the ones saying what's good or what isn't.
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>>174018750
>playing with an obvious 12 year old with a mic
>as Hanzo
>he keeps getting picked off
>eventually REEEEEEE's and a loud crunch
>hear "oh shit oh shit'
>from the background hear his mom say
>NOT THE SCREEN BRANDON

funniest shit
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>be I
>Usually solo q because i dont like to be distracted while playing
>Shitty high gold
>Finally agree to play with some friends because I just want a chill day
>Always thought friends were better than me
>2 Bronze 1 silver
>play against almost all bronze with scatted silver
>Pick soldier just in case of pharah
>4 Gold medals
>POTG
>74% on fire MVP card
>they talk about how intense that matches are even though im having the easiest matches of my life

i just Don't understand. I suck at this game, but you have to be completely brain dead to get stuck at bronze and silver level.
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>>174019358
how is mccree broken?
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How to deal with Phamercy:

Just kill the Mercy, dummy.
>for your health
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>>174019725
she is in all of her skins sweetie, well not golden except for that one
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>>174019874
but I can't aim

>>174019809
the correct play was to call him a fucking retard in chat
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>>174019725
For extra purity protection.
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>>174019767
I know it's a myth. All I'm saying is that it's a mixed bag so you can't claim one group or another are the majority.
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>>174019792
And ultimately it's the 100+ dev team that decides what everyone ends up with
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>>174019232
Because he's the only guy left that can cuck Hearthstone players while laughing and convince them to spend $50 on packs with shitty RNG. The rest of the team can't even answer properly a question, it's like you're asking if they would change something in the game for solving the problem and they're answering "I like playing X".
That's basically the level of answer they have for everything. They let "a random employee" of Blizzard testing their own game instead of asking pro players. It's like they're not playing their own game You can't hype a game with that level of autism. If Ben Brode leaves now for OW, HS would die much faster.
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>>174019874
Good luck.
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>>174019707
>make smart deck
>play smart
>win
>compare to OW
>pick a good hero
>play smart, play well
>lose because your team can't eliminate even a single hero 5v1 and at least one of the players is clinically retarded troll who is probsbly smearing shit on his face as he screams I HANZO
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>>174013210
H A N A M U R A
A
N
A
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U
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>>174019905
dont call me sweetie pal.
>>174019927
All must land eventually. Targeting mercy should be every groups primary objective desu senpai
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>>174019308
are they watching each other fall asleep?
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>>174019991
I still want brode to convince me to let him cum in me for $50.
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>>174019169
How are players punished for being good at the game?
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>>174020008
Precisely this, Overwatch is fucking horrible to play if you get your enjoyment from winning games

And I don't see how you can have fun any other way, it's not like TF2 with well designed open maps or alternative gamemodes and customp stuff. It's all "slam your head at this chokepoint"

Boring as fuck, why am I even here? I'm a fucking Blizzdrone, that's why.
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>>174020008
This

I can play the best support game of my life but if the faggot genji and junkrat on dps refuse to change in the face of a pharmercy and die over and over there's nothing I can do about it but take the -30 SR
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>>174020051
I'll call you whatever I feel like calling you sweetie.

>>174020202
There are at least 2 other blizzdrone generals, proceed appropriately.
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>>174019809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhA57QxSySo
Just because a 7 year old would probably kick his ass.
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>>174020131
>he's never skyped with a girl until you both fall asleep

look at this virgin lmao
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>>174019068
If everyone had the same potential damage output, damage would be irrelevant and only shielding/healing/mobility would matter.
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>>174018907
the only faggots who complain about having to communicate in this game are the faggots who are shit tier DPS and blaming everyone else for their problems.

that being said--
Zen never has any room to bitch. Put a discord orb on the high priority targets, TELL PEOPLE ABOUT IT, and then your team might be able to do something.
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>pick my beloved Pharah on Lijiang
>pick first
>two other teammates pick their respective mains, Tracer and Soldier, and grip their mice with unwavering conviction, not changing
>fuck you, I've had a bad night and neither am I
>this is Lijiang, I'm not giving up Pharah just because your stats say you're DPS mains capable of playing literally nothing else
>we also have a three-stack with a Rein and a Mercy
>3 DPS actually works for the first two rounds
>I'm doing well but the Rein is kind of carrying us
>perfect shatters constantly, great pins, baits and outplays the enemy Rein
>enemy team switches to the "fuck up Pharah's day" combo, McCree / Soldier / Zarya
>switch to our vacant 2nd tank slot
>we win Rein had 54 elims
>the three-stack with Rein invites me to join their group
>it lapses and they invite me again
>don't join
>Mercy never fucking healed me and the Tracer-only played Tracer like a fucking idiot

Am I a bad person?
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how long do I have to do ana bots before I get good at aiming
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>>174020290
/wowg/ is fucking awful and /hsg/ is dead
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>>174018331
I've discovered that the biggest problem seems to be ALMOST killing a target but focusing on others too soon and hoping someone else will finish the job.

It's a left and right gig. One sides bot heavy, then you switch to the other side, then back and forth. Easy enough. Or so you'd think.
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>>174014225
I'm getting increasingly attracted to Sombra by the day.
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>>174020336
yeah but doesn't Tracer have Emily for that very reason
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>>174020337
The game would be in line with all other fps where players have the same damage output it would just mean fps skill and use of abilities would win.
Rather than the current clusterfuck of certain heroes being able to dustbin half the cast and other heroes having zero impact.
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> 10 boxes
> Not one skin or emote or highlight yet

Fuck this event :/
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>>174020536
/owg/ is also fucking awful though, so no difference at this point other than which game you prefer playing more
also I think hotsg is still a thing? idk
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>>174020656
>hots

I don't hate myself enough to play moba garbage, if Overwatch is shit for team frustration reasons hots is far far worse
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With all this terrorist nonsense, what kind of event do you think Pharah/Ana might get?
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>>174020607
it's a meme picture on the internet anon, i don't think the lore comes into it
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>>174020008

Man, Hearthstone is RNG 100% and it's complete shit.
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>>174020707
Anubis flashback or Anubis crisis where the God AI breaks free again.
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>>174020762
t. shieldbearer
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>>174020705
I mean, I don't think anyone actually still takes hots seriously in any capacity and from what I can tell it's a much more relaxing "team" game than OW is.
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>>174020607
Tracer is...busy atm.
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>>174020789
Oh god can you imagine how fucking neato that would be?
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Why doesn't Pharah have a sidearm that shoots regular bullets?
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>>174020607
They take turns each night anon. Emily knows they got something special, they need their time together.
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>>174020969

Did he steal her bra?
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>>174020634
>in line with with all other fps
isn't that just another way of saying it'd be generic
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>>174020969
That's messed up. Tracer would never do that.
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>>174020978
She doesn't need one
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>TFW you were one of those people who said that Overwatch wouldn't kill TF2 and TF2 would only get more popular from Overwatch

Honestly I hate TF2 now except for non-valve gamemodes
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>>174020978
Why? So she could have a shotgun as well as a literal rocket launcher?
>OP means nothing to anon
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>Blocks your path

Heh...goin' somewhere, Amigo?
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How do you politely tell someone that they're garbage? I know this person in real life. I can't just outright say "you're fucking terrible"...can I?
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>>174020978
Because she doesn't have her mother's sniping skills. It's why she's full of rockets.
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>>174021345
>Amigo?
That's racist.
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>>174021124
Widowmaker is just that good.
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>>174021345
>another Reaper is mexican faggot
How does it feel to be in the same club as Widow is black.
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>>174021345
Yeah, I'm gonna go see that giant statue they made of the Overwatch Strike Commander. He's so cool! Do you know him?!
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>>174021124
>Not knowing Emily is into it
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>>174021236
tf2 would still be alive if they didn't put the new fucking garbage ass queues in

every update the game gets worse, there comes a point where you have to stop and ask yourself "Am I really going to stay this invested in a game that 7 people are working on?"

the answer is no. I miss tf2.
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>>174021247
nothing wrong with a pistol that does shit damage to finish off someone
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>>174011828
Because you're a grandmaster level player?

The problem is the system doesn't let you play against better players, and enforces a 50% winrate so you can't climb small amounts.
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>>174021479
Truthfully, I'd find it funny if he did act like a Mexican guy from the U.S. with his El Blanco and Mariachi skin.
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>>174021479
Reyes is a spanish surname
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>>174021671
Why not just fire another rocket or melee?
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>>174021865
Spain is in Europe. Mexicans are retards.
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>>174020592
She's fine once you get past the haircut and the wall, but there are better girls, like 01000111 01100001 01101110 01111001 01101101 01100101 01100100 01100101.
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>>174021963
I'd bang her so much.
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>>174021918
Mexicans sometimes have spanish names.
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>>174021918
And Spain conquered Mexico centuries ago, what's your point?
Also, Spaniards usually aren't so brown.
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>>174021898
it's not uncommon to run out of rockets at range
this is just a shitty hypothetical anyway
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>>174021918
Spain here, a lot of surnames and names are shared with them.
But South Americans also tend to have names and surnames that you'd expect from USA, like Williams or Tony.
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>>174022064
Mexico isn't the source of Spanish nor the only group in the world that have names like Gabriel and Reyes.
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So, Mercy, a medic against violence, has a gun designed to kill the enemy. Not disable or at least hinder. It's meant to kill. But it's not hitscan. What the fuck? Why fuck up here?
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>>174020969
How is this a ship?

Widowmaker and Tracer are only ever shown trying to kill each other. I mean I sued to think they might have known each other before Widow got blue'd. And it was kinda cute to imagine Tracer having a crush on her superior's wife. But the new comic kinda disproves that with this being Tracer's first mission.
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>>174022135
Mexican racism from Mexicans and ignorant white liberals is that anyone with a latin name and/or is from South America is Mexican.
Its like the Mexicans way of forcing cultural supremacy by saying they are the only people in south america.
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>>174022228
In the game because she needs something to defend herself with. War medics also carry weapons in real life, you know.
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>>174022246
people ship straight characters who hate each other all the time and the gays want in on that
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>>174022246
You know, because everyone in Overwatch is gay and people that are enemies are shipped because fuck the story.

The usual.
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>>174022246
First mission as an agent. But she used to be a pilot before that.
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>have both 76 and widow on my team
>neither of them want to shoot the enemy pharah
>she didn't even have a mercy with her

Hey fuckwads, if you're rolling a hero that counters pharah, shoot the fucking pharah, don't expect genji or lucio to take care of it, its your fucking job
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>>174022407
But it's not good at that. It shoots projectiles and it doesn't have much ammo. If you're gonna have a weapon meant to kill someone, at least make sure it does that well,
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>>174022228
>mercy's pistol is changed to hitscan
>staff removed
>tether to an ally with E and it's permanant until changed
>ult now grants an extra life to Mercy and a selected person on your team instead of reactive reviving

i fixed her
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>>174022554
Genji and Mercy are shipped and not enemies.
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>>174022047
Nah, Sombra is the kind that you'd spend hours making out with before even starting to take your clothes off.
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>>174021479
You can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands.
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>>174022246
Pretty sure Tracer would know she's straight, she shouldn't be that surprised really.
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>>173995096
The game matches you with players of your same skill, so you are basically, part of the problem
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>>174022228
>>174022593
Ok, how about this:
Mercy gets Reaper's shotguns without losing mobility.
Are you happy now?
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>>174022246
Rival/Lovers is old anon.

Like REALLY fucking old.

The fact that they're both chicks is just a bonus.

To some people.
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>>174022701
>muh street food
Multiculturalism is a joke.
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>>174021479
So what is Gabe then?
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>>174022161
No, but everyone in LA named Gabriel or Reyes are most definitely spics
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>>174022851
Charlie Sheen
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>>174007764
Okay, so what we do is

1. Take a Nulltrooper and tweak its design a bit to make it a unique model similar to the Sentry Bots in the comics and give it a suitable name
2. Give it a Slicer as a pet unit that it can summon and send out to attack for either X seconds or until it gets destroyed and have an M2 ability that tags a specific enemy for the Slicer to attack otherwise it randomly picks a target
3. Give it the Eradicator's tri-shot bazooka as its Ultimate with increased firing rate and splash on the projectiles
4. Have it be from the shadow organization that's behind everything and it's either operating on its own or is working with Talon

And boom, we now have a new Offense-class Omnic character.
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>>174021029
you woudln't?

it's a pretty bra
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>>174022676
I was being half sarcastic with why most of the ships in the Overwatch by people are gay pairings and how story (Torb being married, Tracer having Emily, and Genji and Mercy being hinted at) is ignored.
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>>174022593
It's a fucking pistol. It shoots bullets and it holds more than the average 9mm would. Mercy's job first and foremost is that of a medic, but that doesn't mean she should or would want to be without self-protection, nor does it mean she should or would want to have a fully automatic rifle with grenade launcher attachment to lug around alongside her big staff.
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>>174022795
>guardian angel>point-black shotgun combos for days
Dear god, no! Reaper is already obsolete as it is. Him becoming even more of a failure would be great though. Fuck him.
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Ah see, that spray makes a lot more sense in a 3D space.
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>>174022701
I don't know why he keeps getting drawn as a mulatto mexican or negro if you remove his goatee his in game model looks neither negro or south american but European.
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>>174023154
What are the two metal things on her head for?
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>>174022940
So an AIDS riddled spic?
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Why the fuck is Soldier the "mid-long range guy" and McCree the "short range guy"

It should literally be the opposite, with Soldier having huge falloff very quickly and McCree having very little falloff.
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I'm so close to having enough for my first golden weapon. Do I grab it for:
Roadhog
Zenyatta
Reinhardt
Mercy
Zarya
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>>174023357
RAM?
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>>174023289
what's wrong with him being spanish?
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>>174022918
Gabriel isn't an uncommon name outside of the Americas. Its like Michael. Which is a common English name.
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>>174013248
I was getting weird graphical bugs. On Nepal, the area with the pit, sometimes I only get black textures from the windows when I'm far enough from it. After the patch, it was fixed, but now when I Earthshatter someone, sometimes the enemy animation goes down then props back up again then goes down again. Weird.
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>>174023418
Rein
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>>174023424
Spain is European anon
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>>174023072
she definitely should have a fully automatic rile with grenade launcher attachment alongside her big staff
why the fuck not?
like you're trying to jump on the helpless
but then she turns around and blast you like in an old action movie
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>>174023392
he was like that for a week but he was pretty much a sniper because of it so they reeled it back. I still think he is a better Phara killer than 76.
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>>174023418
Always get Zenyatta's golden nuts first.
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>>174023050
Is this your first time dealing with shippers?
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>>174023357
The only important thing in the future,
A E S T H E T I C
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>>174021479
But he is Mexican, by blood
He's American born though
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>>174023381
WINNING
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>>174023357
Lets her download more RAM if she needs to.
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>>174023357
I think they're just fancy hair clips, anon
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>>174023691
Most of the stuff he has been in had him losing though
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>>174018749
I've always find Pharah and McCree's relationship to be akin to brothers and sisters. My headcanon is also that McCree has a big crush on Ana. It fits so perfectly in my head.
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>>174023357
Quicker brain wave transmission or some shit like that probably
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>>174023667
Source?
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I want a hero with a burst fire hitscan weapon (like Lucio's gun but hitscan).
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https://exhentai.org/g/1051008/546d705f9f/
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>>174023424
I know

it's where I live
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>>174023746
Soorry was meant for
>>174023673
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2CP maps according from okay to blizzard please delet

>Volskaya Industries
>Hanamura
>Temple of Anubis
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Why does every single team in legendary decide that they want to give the bastion a hug

like holy fuck rein just press fucking shift
That's all it fucking takes oh my god

Anyone here who's beaten legendary willing to play it again with me?
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One day Junkrat will have his day in the sun of being ultra-viable in every situation

Someday...
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>>174023849
2CP maps according from okay to blizzard please delet

>None
>All of them
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I'm tired of the update and the game again already....

Also the community is being overrun by 13 year old assholes.
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>>174023914
Blizzard should really just delet Junkrat from the game
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>>174023849
okay
>

Blizzard please delet
>Volskaya Industries
>Hanamura
>Temple of Anubis
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>>174023914
Junkrat is the most fun hero, so he'll never be made competitively viable
you can't imagine a world where people could have fun and perform at the same time, could you?

that's heresy
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>>174023946
>>174023996

Volskaya is fun in Quickplay
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>>174023797
For what part
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What's a good location for another map?
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>>174023914
Yeah, sure.

The same day that ana will stop overwhelming other supports.

Never
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>>173997306
did you make this hero for the sole purpose of having a hero that uses sand as an ability specifically so you could just walk up to people and go 'POCKET SAND'
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>>174024062
So no source?
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>>174023801
Just do it with Soldier.
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>team keeps it together on expert to reach the last part
>rein charges in like a fucking idiot and we inevitably wipe

EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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>>174023996
>>Temple of Anubis
I used to think the same, but I've grown to love it.

Gibralta can fucking die in a hole, though.
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>>174024079
Moon
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>>174024114
For which thing, the fact he's of mexican descent or that he's american born
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>>174024149
>playing PvE in overwatch

go back to world of wacraft
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>>174024262
So you have no source?
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>>174024079
south-african township
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>>174023914
He was perfectly viable and quite popular in season 1
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>>174024328
For which piece of information do you want a source dude, it's a simple question holy shit
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>>174023849
>>174023946

2cp maps have gotten graduallu better over time. I feel like every change blizz has made (No more coin flips, slower respawns when attackers outnumber defenders on point, % based cap) has been good and served to improve the mode, but I cant help but feel the mode is intrinsically flawed in design

Winning a teamfight and jumping the point as 6, only for the enemy to suddenly switch to lucio, dva, tracer, genji, mei and trickle in to stall forever just feels like bullshit cheese tactics. We won, the enemy is dead, we're all on the point. The enemy team shouldnt still have a chance to contest (and even win based on attrition) after that just because the spawn is so close

The 3 man limit on capture speed should be removed so that if you have overwhelming numbers on the point you can cap before enemy team makes it back from spawn
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>>174024439
Source me up senpai I want the whole enchilada.
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>>174024450
at 1.5 ticks the defending team should be unable to switch heros
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>>174024079

Straya
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>>174023289
he looks hispanic + a little african.
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>>174024575
He doesnt at all.
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>>174024450
There's a reason competitive tf2 ditched 2cp as soon as possible, the map design of those maps generally sucks and it's realy hard to make one without making it a chokefest
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>>174023820
>tfw it's been years and I still don't know how to get past sadpanad
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>>174024575
He looks like a somali
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Does anybody want to party and do uprising for all heros on hard, so I can grind lootboxes?

I just want that Torbjorn skin and to stop playing after I get it.

Give me an add if you're interested. scattle#1459
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>>174024562

What if you were unable to change heroes as a defender while the attacking team is capping?
Makes sense from a gameplay perspective, you should be rushing to the point to defend it not fucking around in a character select screen
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>numbani
>queued as 2, matched up with a 4
>The 4 never join chat
>They pick bastion junkrat and hanzo and hog
>get gold damage on tank
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>>174024450

The single best change they could do is have a time limit to over time. Make it continue to permanently decay, only slower.

Or even no reset when some opponent pops on the point, just stop it where its at.
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>>174009249
Horribly Unbalanced, merely because you could build up your ult slowly sending off one minion at a time at some unaware fuckhead who doesn't kill it immediately, then send all your minions at the enemy team with your ult ready and wait until the horde is directly in the middle and detonate.
You also would need to figure out how the minions detect enemies, if they detect based on the Matriarch being capable of seeing the enemy (both the enemy and Matriarch could see each other) then someone just needs to duck around the corner to attack, if its radius the matriarch could just sit around the corner and pump out minions.
and every second? Try every 3-5 seconds, otherwise the Matriach (provided all the minions catch bullets first and assuming Matriach has 200 health like a lot of heroes) could effectively have 700 health, 250 of which is armor.
Those same 10 minions, if they all attack at once, deal 250 damage and if the bite is 'per second' as well that's 250 dps which could kill a Roadhog/D.va in seconds, AND YOU STILL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT 5 OTHER ENEMIES.
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>people still think having a single gold medal validates their shitty pick
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>>174024637
https://pastebin.com/LbL8SYfY
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>>174022304
> believes mexico is in south america
> calls other people ignorant
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>>174024789
>didnt read my post.
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>>174022304
mexicans are doing with spanish what murriclaps are doing with english
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>>174023289

> Gabriel Reyes
> Why does he always look Mexican/Latina
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>>174024079
Junkertown
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>>174024924
>latina

tfw no gabriella reyes gf
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>>174024924
>Gabriel reyes
>unique to mexico
>looks mexican
Nope
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OW is fucked right now due to the luico 2.0 patch

>healers getting no SR (specially mercy)
>controls maps are fuck % wise
>mei is high as fuck and not slowing people
>people are deranking / trolling / not giving a fuck anymore

everything is fucked
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>>174021918
>>174022135
>>174022304
>>174024789
/pol/ pls get the fuck out
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They need to create a character whose main weapon is like Mercys/Dvas pistol.
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>>174025130
isnt this every season when it's near the end?
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>>174024786
>make an account
>post to the forums
>download a plug-in
>wait a week
>possibly stay active on the forums for a month
holy shit, people do this? I always just assumed you had to type something specific into the url. this has to be a joke
>>
You people have never heard of the bump limit, have you?

>>174025193

>>174025193

>>174025193

>>174025193
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>>174025130

Game has gone too mainstream and now it's just full of shitters.

Anyone good has moved on to Battleborn.
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>>174025196
>facts /pol/
Mexican get out.
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>>174024637
Just use another site, sadpanda is overrated
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>>174025196
that's mostly pertaining to /int/, not /pol/
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>>174008352

>>Previous seasons rank high silver or gold
>>This season's placement matches
>>Leavers, idiots and 'pro' Genjis
>>Lose every game
>>End up in high bronze
>>Retards everywhere
>>Not fighting near the payload
>>Genji's can't counter Bastions on Hanamura
>>Widowmakers on offence
>>What is communication for 500?
>>Win 1 game, lose 2
>>Plummet down to 1050
>>Play my best, always get golds for my respective role
>>Can't break 1150

There is no end from this torment.
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>>174025130
>tfw this could be my graph

It hurts, I'm really trying but it feels like nobody else cares
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>>174025216
That really was not the case for me, just made an account, waited a while, deleted cookies and it started working for whatever reason
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>>174025271
Dude I'm not mexican

its racist to assume.
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>>174025070
Gabriel is filipino tho
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>>174024768

>people still think its a worthwhile effort starting a blame game flame war in team chat mid game

You cant control people man. People are gonna pick what they're gonna pick. Calling people out for shit picks does nothing except distract people and put people on tilt

Best to just focus on your own play. considering people main junkrat and bastion and hanzo to top 500, it means the heroes can work, even if people think they're shit. So its all down to skill. So if a hanzo pick isnt working, calling them out is basically just calling out their skill

And of course that isnt gonna help. People dont get magically better instantly after being criticised.best to just block other players out

And focus on getting in the zone
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this piece of shit represents everything wrong with this game
>gameplay revolves around spamming projectiles down thin corridors that the maps all have
>ult is w+m1 while spamming spacebar = free teamkill
>free damage shift ability
>free "i don't feel like taking damage right now lol" reflect
>shitty tryhard bait character
>/owgcucks/ will defend this
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>>174025130

This is literally my rating
I placed at 3k, climbed to 3250, then floated between there and 3100

Last week plummeted to 2790
Suffering
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>>174025357
If you really wanna rank up in those skill levels, just get 1-2 friends and play rein/ana/lucio, people don't really understand that a reinhardt can just hold w and kill their entire team until high plat/diamond
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>>174025362
>>174025671

yup feelsbadman i only play tanks/heals but after the SR nerfs to healers im pretty fucked
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>>174025357
Anon, just go Pharah.
These people cannot aim. If you have any technical skill whatsoever, you can just zip in close and dance on their heads. Rocket, rocket, dead, next target. You should be able to pretty much 1v6 anything but an ulting Soldier.
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Orisa sucks
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>>174025210
Orisa?
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Looking for friends to duo in comp with ~

Support and Tank main on NA at 2.6k sr

Bnet - Mollywhoppin#1159
>>
JUST FUCKING STAND BEHIND ME AND SHOOT
IF THEY GET BEHIND ME, SHOOT THEM TOO!
STOP FUCKING BEING PUSSIES AND FIRE YOUR FUCKING GUNS
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>>174022701
>Que puta quieres
I speak spanish and that literally means "What bitch do you want"
is reyes someones sugar dady?
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>>173994727
IF YOU'RE GOING FOR ACHIEVEMENTS IN PVE, LISTEN THE FUCK UP. As of about 10 minutes ago, a friend and I just confirmed that you don't get achievements for your current difficulty level IF you use the "run to the door and stay there before it explodes to despawn all enemies during phase 5" exploit. DON'T DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE. If you weren't in the first place, good on ya
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