League of Legends General - /lolg/

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MATING PRESS

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Brand is my favorite champion

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Just started league back up about 4 days ago. Haven't played since November so I'm grinding my way back to plat 1. It's pretty fucking easy so far I'm not sure what happened but I'm getting 27LP a win. I missed Jhin so so much....

Also I hope you guys enjoy this. Hit this little dancing grenade and this gave me the biggest orgasm and smile when it happened.

https://youtu.be/MJGBGtTFFd8

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comfy bfs~

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xth for Rumble (Again!)

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why is this bitch so hard to get an S on? I just want my goddamn chest

>tune in to competitive league of legends
>ashe and varus every game still
If this doesn't change midseason then I hope riot does the right thing and just nerfs all of these utility focused ads.

I'm better than you

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>>174021563
i know.

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So what's the consensus on the mid-season changes?

Sej's rework seems complicated.
Mao's new ult looks cool but also looks like it could be really shit.
Zac's rework sounds fun.
And thanks Riot for helping everyone but fucking mages with this update. Really glad that tanks, assassins and ad carries are gonna be getting better shit now while mages get fucked up the ass.

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Your main's kit has been reworked into chocolate oriented ways

What does their kit look like now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK7HS9J46Y

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Xth for hoping I eventually get the Rumble skin from Hextech.

>>174021498
Quality grenade.

>>174021498
holy shit
submit the replay to one of those guys that uploads videos with a bunch of plays

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STOP FUCKING PLAYING EZREAL

STOP

STOP PLAYING THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE THAT DOES NO FUCKING DAMAGE AND JUST TOSSES OUT MISSED QS ALL FUCKING GAME. I'M TIRED OF FUCKING LOSING BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO PICK SUCH A WORTHLESS PILE OF GARBAGE AND THEN PROCEED TO DO LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING BUT HIT YOUR Q BUTTON AND FARM WAVES WITH YOUR R. FUCKING. STOP

S T O P

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>>174021075
>>174021196
Just play fighting games family if you want multiplayer. For single player there's all kinds of stuff, old and new. It's moronic to say "there's nothing worth playing now" when there's so much stuff you have yet to even play.

>>174021549
You're playing Zyra. Stop dying so much.

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>>174021549
it's very easy. what's the problem?

>>174021632
Oh shut the fuck up Magebab. You fuckers are literally never not good and yet you always find a new thing to whine about.

>>174021632
We don't have numbers, so we can't even give kneejerk reactions. They could all be anywhere from amazing to terrible.

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>>174021698

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I want to gently cuddle Kog'maw and tug on his antennae!

>>174021597
where do I find cucks to talk to?

>>174021785

IF IT GOT PEOPLE TO STOP PLAYING EZ, I PROBABLY WOULD

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>>174021698
I bet you can't wait for the tuxedo mask ezreal skin then.

>>174021682
I'm not sure who that is man could you find out who and I'll submit it

>>174021498
>got to plat 1 spamming jhin
Gotta say I'm 100% not impressed

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>>174021382
xth for challenged ahri

>>174021632
>pen doesn't change for AP mages
>still benefit from the health nerfs on tank items
you're getting a huge boost from this patch, stop being retarded

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>>174003057
>playing zilean
>10 kills zero deaths
>rammus has feed MF to stupid degrees seeing as he decided to support bot
>no problem I do 90% of her hp with a double bomb combo
>if I double bomb then ignite I can kill her in 3 seconds
>go 25 stacks of Mejai's
>rammus like a retard charges into 2 people
>he already has 12 deaths
>he understands the mistake he made and starts retreating
>slam a bomb on him and my ult then then slow the enemy
>he sees the slow and starts running
>bomb misses
>ult is wasted
>he dies a second after the ult finishes

if you want to play league it doesn't matter how good you are with a character if retards don't know what they do. I usually like to abuse underplayed characters as it throws idiots off but with zilean it's hell as the ONLY person you can really ult is yourself unless you can 100% say that that person is about to die. but even then I've seen people not realise that they came back and stand still and instantly die again.

I love this nigga so much but I can't stand to see this constantly happen. I'd say this happens 70% of the times I use my ult on a team mate.

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>>174021549
Stop fucking dying, jesus.

>>174021698
At what elo are people capable of playing him?

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>The leaks, so far, have pretty much been spot-on
>New champs and tank update are coming out in rapid succession (or together)
>Urgot VGU is coming

Every time I think about it I get anxious. Shotty-knees, Pudge ultimate, rocket hand.
It's coming, and the old Urgot will be gone. I'm
both excited and sad at the same time.

I'm ready, /lolg/.

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>ywn come home to this
>ywn make love to this
>ywn have her fall asleep on your chest
>ywn wake up with her
ywn brush her super long hair and put her braids in
Time to die.

>>174021636
>p
Covers them in really hot chocolate for 4 seconds
>q
Throws a ball of melted chocolate
>w
Chocolate fountain
>e
Covers them in chocolate or spreads it everywhere
>r
Seeks out the chocolatiest and puts a cherry on them, seeking out the next closest chocolate person

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>>174021382

xth for Cute Ashe

Friday Night Edition

>>174021872
Shit skin line. I'm glad they ditched it.

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>>174021882
>demonblade yasuo and angelblade riven incoming
b-but I only have one ban available

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>>174021872
>Citemer

>>174021870
He's the only reason I play league anymore. I just love playing him so much, no other champion satisfies me anymore.

>>174021939
this sounds incredibly tasty

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Draven!
He's so cool!!
Heartseeker Draven when?!?!

>>174021868
http://ifunzio.net/

>>174021946
the new one is literally the same thing, but redder instead of pink

>>174021917
>unironically liking jinx without a hint of irony.
does people bullying you online give you a boner or something?

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>>174021419
I want to pour my seed into Shyvana's womb

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Because I'm bored and want to see what people come up with

What champion would have this theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgSHBzu0O-Q

>>174022086
Not him but Jinx is someone I initially hated but learned to love.

>>174022103
tell jinxfag to send me my invite already

how do I git gud as a support when I keep getting matched with leavers. I never say anything to troll/flame/egg people on, but in like 80% of my games, someone leaves. I've dropped from fucking Gold 3 to bronze 2

>>174021761
>everybody else has a dillion and two ways to ensure survival
>mages have zhonya's
>it more often than not fucks you over anyway and lets the enemy assassin prep his spell shield
Here's a you tho, I'm handing them out p freely tonoght

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>>174021419
OVIPOSITION

>>174021636
>jinx
I'll just pretend this is a skin instead.
Ult makes a big chocolate kaboom
Rockets make chocolate area
E is cupcakes
Minigun is sprinkles of chocolate
W is like a thing of fudge.
Fishbones looks like a kit-kat bar.
Pow-Pow looks like a metal chocolate factor machine.
SMDR looks like a chocolate sphere.
The zap instead plays an animation of Jinx hurling a thing of fudge from a side bag.

>>174022190
>like 80%
i had two leavers in a row too, but it sure wasn't 80% over a reasonably sized samples

>>174022181
Anon, clearly her giant, gaping, used up dragon pussy needs you to pour the seed in.
You only gotta pump if it's tight, which that whore clearly isn't

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>>174022172
Nigga I haven't been here in a long ass time, you're thinking of someone else


>>174022181
Damn, you're right

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>>174022204
I don't know why but the thought of Elise pumping her eggs into other League girls then having me fertilize them really turns me on.

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well howdy there shuck

top of the mo'nin to ya jive

>>174021939
kindred?

>>174022419
brand

what

just failflashed fucking kill me

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>>174022086
I don't like her because of her personality,
I just have a deep seeded fetish for braided hair

>>174022456
baited for this exact response

>>174022336
My nigga, female on female oviposition is a top tier degenerate fetish.

Hate how little of it you can actually find.

>>174022140
>turok
renekton
Otherwise gnar because primordial

>>174022532
fuck you got me

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>>174022103
You wont pour it

she will forcibly take it from you anon

>Darius vs Rumble

Who win lane !?

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>>174022832
""""""""""forcibly""""""""""

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DISREGARD RIVEN

>ask for help because i'm a melee champion vs a vayne with exhaust in the top lane (melee lane, ranged players pls kys)
>team berates me and calls me a troll for dying twice throughout the entire game to her
this game really makes me want to do something bad to myself and or others

>>174022617
there's mountains of Elise oviposition tho...It ruins my girl..

>>174022867
Snowball

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>>174022172
i just got unbanned give me a break

>>174022912
That was actually a really good fight.

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>>174022962
>He doesn't get turned on watching his waifu knock up other girls with her spider babies

Draw me a concept for a snow day rumble skin

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>>174022832
Friend, you are implying that I am unwilling to give

>>174023042
me too lol

>>174023138
>Rumble
>New skin ever

Yeah I fucking wish, the day Rumble gets a new skin is the day I stop posting xth for Rumble

Do you know any good LoL shows? Beyond the Rift is so fucking good, I want more of this kind of thing

>>174023137
>pasting a pee pee on my waifu

no thanks. I can tolerate futa as long as its not the girl im interested in that has the cock.

>>174023307
>beyond the rift is so fucking good
Fatass reddit man scarra still co-hosts this correct?
No thanks.

>>174023138
>Rumble getting another skin
>ever

>>174022867
In favor of Darius until 6, as I recall.

After that it comes down to Rumble ult usage and whether or not he's able to sidestep the apprehend.

Didn't get the chance to play this one much, though.

>>174023307
>Beyond the Rift is so fucking good
qt, go to bed and stop shilling
lisha is taking 9 inches of aphromoo while you shitpost

>>174023307

BTR is unique on his kind

Theres similars but not as good

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I want to IMPREGNATE the Lunari!

>>174023370
who cares about scarra being there, qt is funny, the topics are good, the guests are mostly good and the content is great for listening to while I'm doing something else

>>174023395
i guess i'll just go watch someone on twitch then

>>174023307
>watching a show about a video game
lmao

>>174023307
urge to shill my podcast intensifies, we do patch note reviews

>>174023585
Because I literally can't stand scarra
I have to mute the stream every time I see him on the analyst desk or anything

>>174021632
>tanks are getting new better items
>armor pen is nerfed again
>new randuin's is gonna shit on ADC's
>black cleaver arm pen reduced
>"riot is helping ad carries"

Nothing will change, new adaptive helm and stoneplate are just gonna fuck carries in their ass harder bud.

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>We could have had a Tokusatsu Lee Sin instead of this wack ass glowy fist shit
I don't even like Lee Sin but I'd be totally down with Toku Lee as an idea.

>>174023619
that's what I want, shill it

>>174023687
sounds like autism to me

>>174022194
Mages have
>health on every item
>the ability to build both mr and armor in their builds
>zhonyas
>the safest lane in the game
>long ranged abilities
Like are you fucking joking or just delusional?

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>malzahar with the new banshees
you have to waste two spells to be able to damage him, what the fuck?

>>174023409
Me too!

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nice

>>174023920
Hopefully it just gets that piece of shit failure of champion nerfed.

>play yasuo
>build sterak's and maw
>enemy team goes 1v3
>you drop to 10% hp
>you score a triple kill

PHEW THAT WAS HARD

>>174023984
>Ancient Coin TF for dumb gold shenanigans.

>>174023984
>nice
>not retarded
k

>>174023984
an extra skill point doesnt seem amazing depending on the level you usually finish it at
too late and you are just upgrading your last shit skill and it won't do much

>>174023726
Cool idea.
Too bad riot doesn't like cool ideas.

>>174023984
>coin collecting mini game on an item
oh fuck off

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Nice to see another leak actually be legit in at least a few things.

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>>174023984
>mostly thresh,janna and soraka build coin
>now you must get in poking range to pick your gold and regen coins

sounds pretty retarded

>pick raka with draven
>win lane so hard that bot rage quits
Wow this is cancer.

>>174024318
As a Top-main, I'm so looking foreword to Demonblade Yasuo.

>>174024318
SG ez cant come any sooner, I want to feel the salt seeping from the guys still clinging at ezreals masculinity hoping to god its tuxedo mask

its gonna be so satisfying

>>174023061
Akali played it very poorly

>>174024343
everytime I get a Draven I pick raka because she enables him so fucking hard it's retarded

>>174024341
you're all threshes now

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>>174021698
You know anon, most cases I'd probably shake my head at your antics but having a dedicated ADC in our group who sometimes goes Ezreal, I can say that you're right. They complain about always needing farm, never doing any damage and how they're always out of mana so they can't do anything and the only real contributions they do is ult down a lane once they respawn.

The only support I've ever really helped our Ezreal with was as Thresh and that's because I did most of the damn fighting, even to the point I had to clean up if they died.

I keep telling them, their Ez games suck. Stick to Caitlyn, MF or Jinx. Nooooo. "I used to main Ez back in season 5 and I want to build crit because I hate blue build."

Every time.

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>>174024413
Soraka x Draven
Braum x Lucian
Zyra x Jhin
Lulu x Kog'maw

There's special place in hell for people who play these comps.

>>174024341
>healslut shitters can no longer stand back being not useful

I'd rather have them walk up and have lane presence than miss every e on me and push the lane with q

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>>174024413
So you can dump on all the Yasuo shitters in top, right? r-right?

>>174022302
Well, I'm 2 for 2 on leavers tonight.

Throughout this overall streak, I've had people leave for things as mundane as "hmong only chat pls" or a jungler who gets his blue buff stolen by ivern. My favorite is when someone left after flashing into an ashe ult.

>>174024542
>Leona Lucian

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>2-0 in series to gold
ITS JUST WITHIN MY REACH

GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY LOLG

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>>174024413
Soon, brother.

>>174024664
leaver inc

>>174024318
give me urgot pls

>>174024664
hope you don't get 3 4v5s in a row dude
jinxed

Who hardcounters Yasuo?

>>174024542
meant to
>>174024343

>>174024539
Sounds like you're just in silver bub

>>174024542
>cait zyra
>cait nami
>kalista ali
>MF Leona
>Jhin Bard
>Lucian Thresh

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>dj sona
>project ashe
>scorched earth xerath

Should i roll them into a permanent skin?

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>>174024804
>Charges up my passive like a motherfucker
>Q him every time he tries to get sassy
>Can feel my Jungler openly salivating at the thought of camping for me

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How much would u pump inside zyra?

>>174024783
i like gragas

>>174024869
Yes

How tight is Kalista's pussy? Serious question please respond.

>>174024876
Well this is ironic. Meant for
>>174024783

>>174024783
Akali is his biggest counter

>>174024783
In lane, morde.

Out of lane you are going to regret picking morde though.

>>174024869
>all that essence
>for a shitty 520 RP skin

whoa
good idea

>>174024869
Fuck no. Dust'em if you're sure you're not gonna redeem them.

>>174024603
one leaver i pissed off a gp or something when i missed a spell combo or something. he just b and left the game without even saying anything.

the other my friend i was duo with said something sarcastic but relatively innocuous to the jax jungle (think along the lines of "good job jax just keep on afk farming") and they just quit on the spot

sometimes it happens. sometimes it even happens on the other team.

i just played vs a soraka that refused to heal her botbab the whole game after he failed to use heal to save her one time in lane. kek.

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>>174024878
I wouldn't, give me Shyvana instead

>>174024869
>Roll Boss veigar, nunubot and traditional sej
>I get 100 orange essence and workshop nunu

I want to fucking end my life, I could have just dusted the sej skin and a ward skin to get either legendary.

>>174024878
0.

>>174024869
>Got Blackforst Anivia and Final Boss Veigar
>Added some shitty skin and rerolled them
>Told my friend "look im gonna get master yi 520 skin"
>Chosen Master Yi

Fuck this game

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>>174024878
Let me answer your question with another question: How much semen can the average human testicle produce every 24 hours? Multiply that by 1.5.

>>174025061
>good job jax just keep on afk farming
your friend sounds like a faggot

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>>174025065
Why not both?

>inb4 new SG skin release gimmick is that Syndra is some sort of negaverse villain
>inb4 new SG cinematic where Ezreal saves Lux/flirts with her

fuck ezlux

>>174024869
skin values don't matter, roll the most poverty skins only

>>174025131
t. bootyblasted afk farmer

>>174025097
Not alot unless you take pills

>>174025132
Because I'm loyal to my waifu unless she wants to do it

>>174025251
im not a jungle main
im just also not a fucking idiot

>>174024783
>Pantheon
>Annie
>Darius
>Kassadin
At least in low elo.


>>174025061
>good job jax just keep on afk farming
what a retarded thing to say

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>>174025273
>He doesn't cheat on his waifu

>>174025367
You don't deserve your waifu, faggot

>>174025367
>tfw can't decide who will be my definitive waifu

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>>174024869
>>174025079
Oh fuck I recorded it too.

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Just got Wallpaper Engine

What are the VERY BEST animated login screens I can use as my background?

>>174023692
Will adaptive helm work on all spells, or just magic damage?

I wonder how it'll account for passive shit like Illaoi's tentacles. It could really be an item that fucks her up if it's effect is strong enough, despite it being MR based.

>>174025573
Is wallpaper engine any good? Doesn't is low down PC a lot? Not like it would matter in my case I am asking from curiosity.

>Finally get my first chest of the season cause ranks are all kinds of fucked up
>It's an Anivia shard

Gotta love getting champ shards of ones you already own and don't like to play enough to get their level 6/7 mastery.

>>174025743
Extremely lightweight in terms of usage, and yes it's pretty good.

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>stuck between gold 3 and gold 1 for 130 games
>constantly tilting over team not doing the right thing
>finally realize that you can't control retards. just focus on your own play
>carrying is the easiest thing in the world when you pretend it's 1v5 + 4AI

feels fucking good. I dunno why it took me so long to embrace this philosophy. anyway, there you go, /vg/. that's the secret to gitting gud

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Make custom

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>>174023726
>we could've had toy ruler Azir instead of chinese chicken Azir

>>174024931
Considering she was devoted to being a soldier most likely tight like a virgins.

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Say what you want about Riot's stint in 2015/2016 of making all powerful champions lore wise but they got the best fucking themes

ASol and Kindred's themes are absolute KINO

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>Play top/mid mostly for weeks
>Get nothing above A+
>Riot autofills me as support
>"eh, i'll dust off my Leona"
>Destroy in lane
>Get an S-

I don't know if I just really suck at mid/top or if it's just that Leona is that broken.

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>>174024931
Due to constantly getting Demacia'd she's so gaped that she can't feel most men.

>>174025987
Can we make chart from tighest pussy to loosest?

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>>174025821
>relatively new and still trying out champs
>Zombie Brand
>Dunkmaster Darius
>Omega Squad Teemo
>no champion shards

>>174025367
>He's never been in an actual relationship
>He thinks the person one's most vulnerable to hurting them is meme worthy
You don't deserve a waifu of a gf

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>>174026005
The best champ theme of 2016 was Kled's.

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>>174026073
>Implying women are anything more than pleasure objects

*tips deathcap*

>>174025904

No fuck of cancer

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>>174026132
Remember Lucian's login screen?

>mfw it fucking dropped

>>174026157
Tell me like it is wizard.

>>174025904
> you can see her nipples
What a slut

If we every get another battle bunny skin it will be on Zac or Kalista.

They will only choose champs that bounce.

>>174026310
She can't help it that she's big and it's chilly out.

Totally not her fault.

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>>174025554
ONLY ROLL POVERTY SKINS

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Champions you'd hang out with and why

> Kled
He's kled
> Ekko
Free (FREE) timetravel since he has no friends

I'm back from my Persona 5 cuckshed boyos

>>174021632
I want to see the numbers on Sej's rework but I think she looks pretty solid. Apparently her new W works kinda like Rengar Q.

Zac looks really strong if you're running a wombo comp who wants to force the enemy to group up. His backline engages are gonna be pretty fucking nasty but he is getting significant damage nerfs according to Riot so his individual carry potential might take a hit

Mao easily got the shitty end of the stick if you compared what he gained to what he lost, but I think we all knew that was going to happen as Riot doesn't want this fucker putting a stranglehold on the meta.

The tank item rebalance is definitely gonna curb the midgame dominance of tanks some if your team actually has a balanced damage profile and people seem to forget just how fucking hard Sunfire got gutted in tandem with squishies getting a small amount of MR per level now. That's a huuuge nerf and I wouldn't be shocked to see people stop building it altogether again. Mage players are whining hard about it and I'm admittedly a little biased but it's high time Tanks had a realistic option to keep themselves from getting fucked in the ass by the likes of AP hypercarries like Azir and Cass.

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playing this game over the last 2 months has convinced me that eugenics is the only way to ensure the future of the human race, some people are literally too stupid to be allowed to breed

can't wait for SC:R so I can finally stop being forced to play with these fucking inbreds on my team

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>>174026029

Kalista, no Katarina you dumb fuck

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>new Maokai on ARAM

>>174026603
>playing this game over the last 2 months has convinced me that eugenics is the only way to ensure the future of the human race, some people are literally too stupid to be allowed to breed
Well you're not wrong

>>174026613
It's not as great as it sounds.
The roots apparently stop on each champ hit, so at most you're gonna hit two guys and the rest will get through the gap.

>>174026029
>>174026605
Back the FUCK OFF you scoundrels I will house the world's most marvelous orchids in your skull cavities for our wedding day.

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>>174021382

Obligatory

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>go to work
>my stack of shit to do is done
>someone came in in the past 2 days and did it all
>i have nothing to do now
>call up my boss
>"yo just come in monday lets figure this out"
>go back home
>type this
what the fuck man what do i do now? just climb ranked or what? im free for 6+ hours
this job is part time so im hoping to fuck they arent dropping me already

>>174026739
rip lendo

>client has been in development for 3 years
>its still shit
>riot claims is close to completion

why do lolmongs accept this?

>>174026817
Riot is like a retarded child, they only just started realising that the community is always right last year so technically it's only been in actual dev for a year

>>174026605
i would fill kat with kittens

>>174026790
>>174026817

Accept the fact that you cant do shit about it

Also always have prepared a backplan in case something like that happens

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Why is teemo so fun?

>>174026927
Your bathtub will be filled with the results of your bodies complete exhumation, kiddo

>>174026817
>go to shop
>session expired
>clicking the shop again to resign into the shop doesnt work
>go to legacy
>do this exact thing
>it works
gee riot i dont know

also
>low spec mode
>still memory leaks like a bitch
i wouldnt complain if it wasnt a massive issue that affects performance in 80% of my matches. if its low spec mode, then make it low spec mode and fix your shit memory leaks

>>174026976
i feel like you added one too many replies here

>>174027003
because people still think he's a meme champion in 2017 when he's actually a very very good toplaner

>>174026790
youre fucking fired dude... now its a good time to try to fug any of the qts before you never see them again

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>>174027075
>very very good toplaner

Explain?

>>174027045

applies to both casses

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>be silver 1
>get into a ranked game of only plat 5s and me
>mfw they're worse than silver players at focusing on objectives and ending the game

>>174027173
What do you mean explain? He's ranged cancer with fantastic area control and "Surprising" damage on the same wavelength as Vi or Swain

He can almost build basically any item in the game and be relevant

t. old teemo main

>>174026526
jax, nasus, kled, heimer, gragas

>>174027218
>>174027098
well when they ask for the key back i guess that'll be it
oh well

>>174027261
>be at the top of any divison, trying my hardest to win to get into the bottom of the barrel of the next
>wonder why people who are at the bottom of the barrel aren't trying their hardest to
Ask yourself why they are platinum five and not platinum one, and you have more answers than stroking your own ego could ever provide, shitter.

>>174027330
this

>le hehe teemo is satan
>all chat memeing in first 5 minutes
>the happy atmosphere quickly fades as I start taking over the game

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>>174027330
How do I not get shit on by Panth and Swain

>>174021526
why couldnt have feminism became a meme sooner, we couldve had sexy short shorts rumble

>>174027431
>Panth

You lose, unfortunately. No real chance.

>Swain

Shouldn't be too difficult, you're too fast for him to nevermove but when he hits 6 you're just going to want to not fight him ever.

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Excited

>>174027173
literally designed to be a cancer annoying toplaner

if your enemy is exactly a melee auto attacks you just win, anything else and you're worthless

>>174027401
My point was I see where all the memes about plat five being the true hell

Where was I trying to stroke my ego

>>174021498
That was fucking sick.
I wish I had people like you on my team for once. I lost 17 matches in a row so far. Some I got wrecked but the majority of them from teammates testing champions out in ranked. I swear to God these "NEW OP KOREAN BROKEN CHAMPIONS" vids are ruining league. Everyone thinks they can just jump on these champions and start getting free wins despite having 0 experience with them.

What was the best champion release?

>Ekko
>Jhin
>Jinx

My personal favourites.

>>174027590
Bard
Tahm

Been playing since season 1 and no release made me more excited or I enjoyed playing new champs more than when they came out.

>>174027590
>talon
>zed
>yasuo
I miss having basic damage champions. Illaoi, ekko and jhin have been good though.

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>>174027590
i thought this game was absolute trash until jinx was released and i liked the character so much i stuck around and actually started enjoying the game.
>that song
>those abilities
>the log in animation where shes watching the bombs hit the city
just top tier shit.

why are botlaners such stupid fucking monkeys, I don't understand, literally the lane with the most kill potential by itself and they constantly whine for ganks when junglers also have to deal with shitter top laners who think their entire existence is void if they don't get them

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I really really really like Lissandra!
Also im bored af, so post your main and ill tell you what they drive

Which female champion, excluding Lamb from Kindred, has the best VO?

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>>174027916

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>>174027835
they can try cloning her into a demon fish with a literal endless void of a belly with an inverted kit that allows friendly fire, but they'll never be able to take her spot in my heart and dick

>>174027956
kalista

>>174028012
>tfw got the 10 dollars i used to buy mina refunded when the game closed
No worse feeling rip mina

>>174027889
>toplane is a huge fucking waste of time to gank
>enemy jungler is still sitting in my lane the entire fucking game

How common is to have mastery 7 in more than 4 champs? and 7?

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>Play ADC
>Get Sona support.

Holy fucking shit this is worse than laning 1v2 since she saps experience and makes farming harder. I would rather have fucking roaming bard. I would rather have river shen that queued support. I would rather have counter jungle singed that queued support. I would rather have counter jungle nunu that queued support.

Sona is a fucking parasite of a champion.

>>174027431
Panth you bend over and try to farm it out while keeping shit shroomed.

Swain, just get early Morello if he starts getting huge and wait for a gank.

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>Play Illaoi
>Jungler comes to gank
>DOUBLE KILL
>Jungler never comes back top again
I need to do this more often, shit.

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Post them.
Rate and hate

>>174028267
Rumble does the same thing but is better

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>>174027493
FFFFFUUUUCCCKKKK

>>174028282
>>174027985

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>>174028095
>first get in
>look at whats on free rotation
>see faris and think "i can do hybrid"
>go in and try him out
>do pretty okay, 5/5 and overall think i did okay
>felt proud
>tried again in the jungle instead of lane
>mina player hops inside me and i start sweating
>"youre new and i see it so lemme show you the good shit"
>take his word
>farm it up
>make a gank
>manage to tetrakill in the process
>lord have mercy
>won shortly after
>"you did good lad, how many games of faris you have?"
>told him this is my second match ever
>"theres no way. youre too good at him. hes the most complex in the game right now"
>mfw
and so on that day he became my main, mina my second, lilin my third, khagen my alt pick
and on the last day the server was up i played a bot match alone just roaming around the map with faris

>>174026053
at least you can buy champ with ip and you can get those skin if you like the champ and worst case you disenchant them or reroll them for the few champ you have which mean you can only get a skin for a champ you play

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>>174028282
I like you alot, not sure if you're a hipster intentionally though or your champion taste is just "fuck meta"

Regardless I like people that play what they love despite whatever's meta, its what I do.

>>174027985
FOR YOU

I like your stuff.

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This is what Gangplank comes home to every night

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>All I play is Ivern, Janna and Lulu
>Even my fucking team hates me

>>174028430
Is that supposed to be riven

>>174028292
Rumble requires more than two brain cells to play and isn't as cool. Or as satisfying.

>>174028453
>Ivern
Janna and Lulu I understand, but how can you hate Papa Sprout? He's too nice of a guy to hate.

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>>174028282
>Tahm
Fuck you

>>174028453
pic not related because i highly doubt you are anything near cute

>>174028125
>he now loses all objectives on the otherside
>exp
>camps
>our top is worthless, but that was gonna happen anyway because he shitpicked his super special pocket pick

remove top lane and make the game 4v4 or 5v5 with double jungle

>>174028538
I'm pretty cute anon

>>174028538
Anon your pathetic veil over trying to reveal their gender is poorly placed, kill yourself and try again harder actually just kill yourself if you're still at that stage of human contact by now

>>174028595
>>174028538
no pic no buy
flame is all you deserve

>>174028537
B-but why?

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How come the discord is so circle-jerky? Literally every game I go there's always some inner circle of attention whoring namefags who barely even play the game, and even then, only with people they've known for years, why is it like this?

Generals were a mistake.

>>174028595
dont be too delusional

>>174028617
i couldnt give less fuck about anyone gender, really

>>174027889
That's why I got so fucking good at mid, and that ain't no shit either. I typically never get ganks so I just learned to fucking slaughter mid.
>But then I have to deal with a feeding bot lane and a retarded top lane who wants to farm all game

>>174028709
i made a discord server for a specific group on /v/
it is exactly how you imagine it

>>174028631
Cockblock of a champion that gives retarded teammates a get out of jail free card.

>>174028430
riven?

>>174028715
>tfw got good at jungle so I can carry worthless lanes on my back

Ivern is a fucking gift from god

>>174028709
you mean Rumia the attention roastie whore and Wiggums the fat autistic cunt?

Also you made the mistake of joining the discord, you're gonna need 3 rounds of chemo.

>>174028778
I speak for the forest
The forest says
Shut the fuck up

>spam ctrl+1
glorious

>>174028778
Take pride in what you do then because good junglers are a rarity.

>>174028714
>trying to play it off with edge and you know there's that second thought tearing away at your steeled mindset that whispers "he's right you know."
I can see through your disguise like the many before that have been , end your life now or you will find it taken from you when a real bird of prey unveils you for the worm you are within.

>>174028778
im starting to get good at ivern but the fact that you cant kill anyone without the help of your team unless you are far ahead can get really annoying sometimes

>>174028810
those people actually play the game though, unlike 85% of the /lolg/ discord

>>174028778
>got good at jungle
>plays ivern

pick
one

>>174028853
>you cant kill anyone without the help of your team

Oh you sweet summer child...

>>174028810
i need in on the discord
link me up
i need to die

>>174028778
You're a Jungler main?? Pretty fucking rare to anything other than Support mains on this site that say stupid stuff like "ima heal slut" or "need someone to bully me hurr hurr".

>>174028837
k

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Quickly! Claim your Waifu!

Also I Claim Soraka

>flash on sona and instantly rapel because I know the dumb bitch is gonna try to ult me
>kill her and cocoon her adc for later consumption

Elsie is fun. FUN!

>>174028918
I jungle / supp because I am a macro oriented player. I play simple shit like Ivern / Lulu because I'm basically crippled.

I'm not a healslut, I'm an angry piece of shit that likes to remind his worthless laners how hard I'm carrying them.

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TFW the discucks kick me from a VG to have an all inclusive vg, FUCK THE DISCUKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>"i should ward this bush"
>"nah no way they're down this far up without their tower i ward the one up the lane"
>walk past the bush
>die because there were 3 people camping it

>>174028941
I claim Katarina ducouteau in our family name. Imthem

>>174028770
Does it make you feel any better I only play him top?

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>>174027916
I already know what car spider-wife drives tho

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>>174028941
I want Elise to slice me open and feast on my insides while I scream helplessly!

>>174028778
>5 (You)'s out of nowhere

thanks guys, I crave attention and I wasn't even trying this time

>>174028906
well you gotta explain me how you 1v1 the bork+cleaver lucian or most of the non shit jungler
you can probably kill the midlaner quite easily if he is out of position but the adc shouldnt be without his supp most of the time so i dont really see
1v1 is not ivern strength anyway so dont act like he can beat everyone by rooting and knocking them up around the place

>>174029136
Spiders actually eat you by turning your insides into a smoothie and then slurping you out. Its completely painless as the victims are usually paralyzed or dead in their coccoons

>>174028771
>>174028481

Wrong. Its a physical manifestation of Shibs' autism.

>>174029180
With 1 and a half items you'd be surprised at the amount of people you can smash in the middle of a minion wave

That shield is fucking strong, anon.

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>>174028941

>>174028910
LITERALLY on eyoson's front page faggot

>>174028918
I main jungle too but I'm currently tilted off the face of the earth

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>>174028941

>>174028998
Who are you quoting?

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i wanna die
beautifully

>>174028976
>I jungle / supp because I am a macro oriented player. I play simple shit like Ivern / Lulu because I'm basically crippled.
This, only I prefer Top to supporting and play shit like Warwick and Shyvana. And I'm an angry piece of shit that generally doesn't like talking and instead just channels his inner autistic screeching into ripping people up. Bonus points if they're playing sluts like Ahri.

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>>174029136
Das too bad anon, cause she lives with me, making me sweaters and hugging me

>>174029270
I tilt so fucking easily when I jungle, I thought it'd be better for my mental if I went back to support but turns out physically watching the monkey in your lane do stupid shit is far more tilting than hearing a distant "ally has been slain"

shudder

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>>174028941

>>174029310
>Channels his inner autistic screeching into ripping people up

You'd like Kled, anon.

>Jungler completely fails a top gank at level 2
>Uses it as an excuse to never come up top again despite the enemy constantly pushing

>>174028810
>hating on me just because i'm a girl
why

>>174029321
Bloodmoon Jhin is so fucking garbage.

Highnoon is infinitely better.

>>174029407
can you send your lapdop out here again so I can channel my autism through him? You're not worth my time

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>>174028941
Claiming fertile dragon pussy.

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>>174028918
Junglers WW@

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>>174029371
I know I would, I was excited as fuck for him when he came out last year but at the time my interest in League was waning. I only started back playing this week actually, my interest in this game comes and goes. But I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna screech as autistically as I can with that guy eventually, I just prefer jungling for the most part because I suck fucking dick at laning. That and jungling is honestly the most fun thing in League.

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>>174029323
I think I'm still tilted from having to try and pick up the pieces that is my team during laneing phase.

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>>174029470
Rumblefag reporting in

I still remember when Riot were just bringing Rumble out of his dogshit phase around s6 and the only place you could play him was jungle. Good times.

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>>174029470
I'd post mine but its a combination of not knowing where to do that and the fact that it'd just be Elise and Vi.

Why i should use pantheon when the croc is literally a better choice?

>>174029569
You figured it out, well done. There's like 4 top tier toplaners and there's no real reason to pick anything other than them.

>Renekton
>Rumble
>Fiora
>Maokai

>>174029459
then stop namedropping me please... it hurts my sensitive female feelings...

>>174029569
Nice, good to see toplane season 2 meta is back

>>174029634
falseflag, you're not Rumia

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i have too much ip

what do i change my name to, lads?

>>174026005
Meh. Sol's theme is just a knockoff of Final Frontier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzCf0ascW8

>>174029665
>flaseflag
can you keep your posts simple and easy to understand for my dumb girl brain please

>>174029715
Imthemskat
Becomekat irl
Become Kat in game
Be my gf

>>174029556
honestly? I don't even play eve. I just rolled that skin while having the intention of adding her to my pool. Any tips?
>>174029561
I can respect that
heavy ganker/counterganker?
>>174029569
Pantheon roams better and that's just about it. He also snowballs harder from what i've seen, but that's just me

he also tends to bait his top laner super fucking hard too

>>174029603
Is it a case that each of those champions counters another one of those champions and also 10 other lower tier champions and thus you could play top lane easily with only those 4 champs?

There was a chart going around a few years back that had Darius, Irelia, Jayce and someone else on it that detailed something like that. Does anyone have it?

>>174029764
rock paper scissors is literally the perfect way to describe toplane

>>174029715
Rumblefag

REMINDER:

over 90% if this general thinks rumia is an annoying cunt