/srg/ - Speedrunning General

someone explain why MDE alt righters care about our beloved sam and tolki? https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/65bs6e/what_did_he_mean_by_this/

>>173977758
samxsam collab 2017

>>173984110
actually it's a 0 instead of an o

Mega Man

hunter

>>173977758
sam hyde is a known forechanner

FMK: Barnowl Krystal Jadin

>>173997981
fuck jadin, marry barnowl, kill krystal

what game are you looking forward to speedrunning?

>>174005012
MMZ3

hope my application for SGDQ2017 financial reimbursement goes through. I can definitely use the extra $500.

>>174005012
medievil

>>174015591
thanks for de hippie spacing obsessed freak

I love Mega Man

>>174001539
wasn't mr speedrun the guy who bragged about being independently wealthy, which allowed him to speedrun 10 hours a day, and said he was going to get SM64 records last year? has he accomplished anything?

>>174016214
>has he accomplished anything?
nope. over 2000 hours logged in his livesplit (he runs it while practicing too) and doesn't have sub 1:50 yet.

>>174005012
Castlevania

>>174016869
is it that hard? or is cheese right when he says he's practicing wrong? (or is he just not any good?)

>>174017541
>is it that hard? or is cheese right when he says he's practicing wrong? (or is he just not any good?)
yes.

>>174016214
imagine being rich enough to be able to sink infinite hours into your degenerate hobby, but too much of a bitch to not care about viewers and practice efficiently instead

truly the lowest kind of grindmonkey

>>173971198
thanks 4 asking! :)
currently learning oot any% :DDD
XDDD
cosmo
narcissa
(you)

>>174018225
Glad to help out!

>>174017541
do you really need further proof when binny exists? aka the guy who never ever practiced anything after mid game and spammed runs ad nauseam for 8 hours a day and still couldn't go anywhere near low 48 in an easy category

you need to understand for every runner that actually focuses on what he's doing during practice and does his research there will be 10 grindmonkeys mindlessly spamming runs while wanting to sell out and get viewers

basically speedrunning and the community behind it are a joke, any chucklefuck is eligible to label himself "speedrunner" for doing a let's play of whatever the fuck they're into because there are no standards, just do whatever in whatever meme game you might be into and you'll get viewers as long as your end game is variety streaming

>>174019237
Yeah stay mad that you can't compete faggot

>>174021705
>grindxcucklet thinks he's competitive
lmao

why is /theboyofserg/ clint stevens so shit

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Congratulations on your transition!

dude this place fuckin sucks.

https://www.twitch
.tv/mrspeedrun
lmfao he got banned

>>174038472
who and why?

>>174040312
the talk of this general whenever sm64 ever gets brought up. And this is why: https://clips.twitch
.tv/SplendidRoundBaboonDeIlluminati

>>174023324
What?

The God Gamer Stigma

>>>/v/373916647

SM64 120 star human theory TAS:

https://youtu.be/7iiohJejqYw

>>174040553
is he mad because cheese called him out as a grind monkey or is it someone else

>>174049107
That's not a human theory TAS lmao, you have no idea what a human theory TAS is.

>>174050535
How is it not a human theory TAS?

Is this thread still active?

>>174062280
the amount of people who are here just to shitpost far outweigh the amount who actually speedrun

it's a dead community desu, maybe in a few years it'll get good again somehow

>>174052727
its spliced, not tased

>>174064009
Uhh, no, it's very clearly a TAS.

>>174064009
whats the difference?

>>174064206
A spliced run would be humans recording single stars/segments and editing them together using video software.

The video in question is an input file being played on an n64 console through a TASbot.

>>174052727
it's a warmup run for toastrider

>>174050535
>>174064009
you guys are a little slow, aren't you?

>>174064120
>>174064546
>The video in question is an input file being played on an n64 console through a TASbot.
look at the lives counter

>>174029846
Art Bell is looking cute

>>174065856
Ok, so it's a bunch of TAS single stars spliced together.

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duke? more like duck lol
quack

Toastrider does not have what it takes to get a 1:40, let alone a 1:39.

>>174069596
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0syiUwH64sO

>>174069596
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>>174070187
Haha! Did you take him to the bar?

>>174069651
>>174070187
Toastrider does not have the consistency for RTA and does not know or understand how to play for extended periods of time doing multiple stars and how to deal with pressure. His RTA experience will prevent him from getting anything other than 1:42 times and higher.

>>174070941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17di1MXZiTd

>>174070941
>>174070187
ignore this guy and report. don't fall for the bait. sm64 posting is so fucking tiring at this point.

>>174070941
>His RTA experience will prevent him from getting anything higher than 1:42.
Damn right. He could do 10 no reset runs today and they would all be lower than 1:43.

>>174071024
>>174069651

why are you posting lion calls?

>>174071290
>de hippie spacing

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>>174071349

>>174071024
>>174071198
>>174071210
>facts are now bait
>this guy could get _____ if he tried

He doesn't have a 1:39.

>>174071210
Cheese and Puncay couldn't even do that lol

>>174072537
And they're actually skilled RTA runners, unlike Toast.

>>174072758
fuck off back to your shitty chimpanzee games.

>>174076374
Go through the route slowly looking for as many spots as you can where you could comfortably take a shortcut, look for optimizations everywhere, it's not that hard.

>>174077946
Don't bother. GTA is completely corrupt. The top ranked players all have dirty installations that let them turn and accelerate faster.

>>174078962
>i dont give a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYSHRoGbHrU

>>174072906
What?

>>174064546
>The video in question is an input file being played on an n64 console through a TASbot.
i know youre trolling thanks for the laugh anyways

>>174078271
hello ilias

>>174082651
Not trolling, just mistaken. Each star is still a TAS, but they've been spliced together to make a segmented run.

>>173971198
Trying to do Freelancer.
Shit is not easy to skip.

>>174082615
fuck off back to your shitty chimpanzee games.

>>174084147
What is a chimpanzee game?

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>>174084282
>he doesn't know

now that randomizer races are the cool thing to do, what would be some fun randomizer games to play? i could see a super metroid randomizer being done.

>>174084449
Why can't you answer?

>>174085713
it's more fun watching you squirm.

*bonobo howls*

>>174085860
You mean you're too ashamed to mention your obsession.

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>>174094885

>>174095708
Identified every single time without fail.

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>>174096531

>>174102590
what's your name, so you can be added to the list?

>>174103608
It's OK, I never speedran, LOL.

kungfu fruitcup quickly hitting the wall all roasties reach after a certain age

The God Gamer Stigma

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where they at

>>174113040
you just posted mine

why did duke and bene break up?

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>>174113040

>>174114329
Because she's an opioid addict.

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need i fucking remind you fags that trihex is a literal manlet boy

>>174118689
trihex is a manlet, but to be fair, sj bertin and werster are all tall as fuck

Why did duke unfollow/unfriend slayer everywhere?

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>>174118689

>>174120553
>not the actual edit one
fucking hate my hdd ded

authorblues

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Are twitch chats the ultimate form of retarded shitposting on the internet?

Endless hordes of mindless drones ready to post inane things like "LUL" or spam emojis. These comments are usually very short lived, disappearing within sometimes less than 1 second. What causes people to do this? I'm assuming it's little kids, but I know adults do this too.

Twitch chat is just endless streams of anal-expulsive mindless garbage, the lowest forms of human thought and expression. Some of these streamers are very smart, and they make a living streaming video games on Twitch. They must find it hard sometimes to not be patronizing to the tards that pay them thousands of dollars to play video games. The deviation in IQ between the streamer and the average loser in chat is immense.

>>174114329
she found out she couldn't get his dad's money because duke's father disowned him

>>174049107
this is the ideal 120 star run
you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>174130856
>>174130947
thanks for the late response!

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Is BotW just a boring game to watch?

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>>174113040

>>174130947
why wouldn't I like it?

>>174133543
yes, but to be fair to the game, narcissa is boring to watch too.

>>174133735
>>174138269
>>174138597
thanks for the late response!

>>174138597
OoT and TWW are boring to watch too, yet they pull 4 digit viewer counts...

>>174147042
>OoT and TWW are boring to watch too
no they aren't.

>>174148129
They are 2bqh

>>174148676
actually, they're pretty comfy

i said
actually, they're pretty comfy

I SAID
ACTUALLY
THEY'RE PRETTY COMFY

>>174148856
>>174148956
>>174149063
comfy is a codeword for boring

>>174149181
desu

boring is a codeword for speedrunners

why is sq__d so bad at sm64? he definitely put in enough time to at least get a beginner time like 51.

I need a fucking klonopin

>>174151902
Fuck off you obsessed faggot

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Anybody notice how GameJ06 donates to a lot of streams and they, in turn, host his stream? :)

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maybe there are some speedrun streamers you recognize

There isn't a single speedrun actually worth watching, prove me wrong.

>>174157168
baku_zero

I guess

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>>174156772
>>174156980
years ago jon was an interesting streamer, and now he's the biggest pity party streamer around. it's always "wah wah i'm never going to get a golf run in at gdq but hey i'm not complaining" or "my mom has been sick but please I'm not asking for donations"

not to mention his suspicious skills as a "programmer" yet he's sitting around playing games all day. my suspicion is that he only does gov't jobs that require minimal programming skills but they don't ensure that he's actually doing 8 hours a day of work, so he's just taking money from the gov't while he streams.

also he's obviously super two-faced when you see how he's buddy buddy with trihex to get hosts/donations (pic related), and then talks shit about trihex to the MHC behind trihex's back...