Was banning chibi the right thing to do?

What's next for Chibi's gaming career?

>>373916647
He was using ocarina cheats so naturally.

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Competitive fighting game player social status > Competitive speed runner social status

>>373916647
>tfw we'll never experience chibi's autism at a GDQ again

I liked when he jump almost as much as when he should been quiet

>>373916647
No. He's a victim of vicious stream trolls. He's done nothing wrong.

>>373916820
You won't experience anything remotely entertaining at GDQ again because all the fun as been siphoned out of the event.

What's so special about That jump?

eceleb cancer

>>373916647
Who was he in yookalaylee?

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>>373916820
We must be patient

I would really prefer you be quiet

>>373916980
I dunno, but he liked it.

>>373917192
he didnt qualify :(

>>373917000
>calling chibi a eceleb

Haha he doesn't know

>>373916679
he changed his name again to aquana and still tries to make it on twitch even though he only gets 10 viewers average because people only watched him for memes

>>373917192
>check his twitter
>chibi contemplating suicide again
how do we save him bros

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>>373916647

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>>373916647
>I LIKE THAT JUMP!

>haha he doesn't know about the autistic faggot we post multiple times a day and have been for years
I wish I didn't know but you fags won't stop mentioning that he was autistic at a convention for the 9000th time.

>>373917410
i-is he dating a trap?

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>>373917351
Damn you're right

Will he do it? He shouldn't

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>>373917410
He looks like a registered sex offender

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>>373917410

>>373917335
What's an Aquana? Like an iguana?

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>>373917351
Seeing that actually made me sad and I'm not sure why.

GDQ should know the only reason people watch it is for the tasbot speedruns and the autism. You get rid of the autism and you get like a half hour gap worth watching every GQD.

>>373916786
And instead of telling the creep to back off they just recorded him

>>373917481
She (Male) actually broke up with him after She (Male) got doxed by /srg/

>>373917526
Vaporeon in German Pokemon is Aquana

>>373916786
He reminds of those pedophiles or just plain adult male in hentai doujins.
Also
>The reaction of the people in the background
Fucking nips

>>373917487
>Oh man I got into a shitty situation through no-one's fault but my own
>Time to burden other people with my emotional baggage instead of getting off my ass and fixing the situation

He should just fucking kill himself already.

GDQ is eventually gonna run out of steam
how many times can they expect people to watch speedruns of games that have been ran time and time again with little difference

what is chibi banned from exactly? i know he was banned from speedrunning paper mario ttyd in its gay little online clique, but wasn't that just temporary? he should have been shunned outright by the entire speedrunning community permnanently for all the stupid bullshit he's done over the years, but for whatever reason they let him leech.

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Chibi should just stop being a streamer and not interact with people. He wants friends and people to accept him but it just won't happen. Just walk down the path of loneliness. He already has a waifu so all he needs to do is become even more delusional and accept 2D as superior.

>>373917579
Chibi to a Pokemon.

He's living a dream.

>>373917487
>Gais y bully ;-;
>Gais no one likes me. Me kill now x_x
Why is he so emo? Shit, he could've use the time to contemplate for his life instead of posting all that shit for attention.

>>373917487
He's ranting about it on twitter. How more obvious can an attention whore be?

>>373917487
>ranting about life on twitter

>>373916905
>it's a 'speedruns are boring to watch so let's blame GDQ even though they haven't changed anything' episode
you faggots will tinfoil hat anything.

speedrunners are faggots. the only cool one is the guy playing goldeneye who went on a rant about how degenerate speedrunning is lmao!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

>>373917873
people with pokemon names are always hipster douches, and i'm content with this statement for this faggot in particular.

>>373917579
It seems like the biggest losers always like vaporeon.

Just look at /vp/

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>>373918874
Goose is a 27 year old sociopathic NEET who lives in his parents basement and eats his own boogers. Why would anyone care what he has to say about anything?

>>373919000
i dunno boogers are delicious. makes a great binder in baking, too.

>>373919000
Goose is based and runs the comfiest streams and is one of the few self aware speedrunners, he's great.

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>>373919000
i'm willing to bet like 70% of the population eats their own boogers, he just got caught doin it lol

i eat my own boogers nigga yea thas right and its HEALTHY too fuck u

>>373919702
I used to lick my snot when I had a runny nose, but I never actually ate my boogers.

My mom told me it was fucking disgusting when I was like 7 though so I haven't done it since.

What's with these ecelebs being whiny depressed emos?

>>373919940
Because the kind of people who seek out that kind of attention are already prone to being depressed and whiny. If you're so desperate for attention you turn to the internet you've probably already got some issues.

>>373917553
looks like jwong was coaching her. I'd let jwong fuck me if he'd be my coach.

>>373919125
>>373919702
what the fuck, no.

don't casually drop other people down to your level with a "im sure everyone does it lol". you're disgusting.

>>373917487
>But on the other hand...maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
Typing an ellipsis to put a pause in how your tweet is read so that it sounds more emotional is the gayest shit I've seen this week, and I live in the second gayest place in California.

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>>373917487
>play competitively in a relatively small and tight-knit community, stream it for money
>cheat in a way that you can come close to breaking the world record, something people puts thousands of hours into trying to do legitimately
>wonder why you're despised
really erodes the myelin

>>373919702
The proper way to deal with a booger is to form a nose drill out of tissue and drill those fuckers out of there. Then you throw the booger-encrusted tissue at someone you dislike.

>>373920257
epic. simply EPIC post.

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>>373917487
>I'm not strong. I'm a frail broken man that is desperate for acceptance and friendship
So instead of having some people think he's strong, he wants everyone to know he's actually emo?

For what purpose?

>>373920370
attention. Obviously.

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>>373917410
>tfw chibi has a gf and you dont

>>373920740
>gf
foolish frogposter.

>>373920740
>((((((girl))))))friend

>>373920801
>>373920818
Is it really a dude, or just memes?

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>>373916647
Can someone bring me up to speed here? Who is this guy and why should I care?

>>373921114
>Who is this guy
Chibi

>why should I care?
He liked that jump

>>373916786
That's his sister, right?

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>>373921308
No, it's mine.

>>373917570
/srg/ is the most pathetic general I have ever seen

>>373917487
Realistically he should

>>373916743
Please explain I missed this shit

>>373917410
>>373920740
HAD. That girl/dude left him like 2 weeks after they started dating, it was pretty pathetic.

>>373919528
>Goose
>self aware
lmao, now that's a good meme.

>>373916647
I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

>>373917351

kill him and he wont feel suicidal ever again

>>373918768
Mate you are forbidden to say anything because it might "hurt" someone. It's dead silent except the "my grandpa died of cancer" donnation comment and the following clapping.

>>373922958
>you are forbidden to say anything because it might "hurt" someone
You know that saying things doesn't just make it come true, right?

The GDQ rules literally haven't changed at all since the beginning and nobody is ever able to demonstrate otherwise when I ask them to substantiate their shit.

>>373924178
They banned bonesaw for having too much fun

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>>373924295
They apologized to the airline he complained about during his run to save face. The airline responded with "Wait, what? We haven't heard anything. What are you talking about?"

They're incredibly self-important for no reason.

>>373924295
No, they temporarily banned him from submitting runs for 1 year (he was still allowed to attend and couch) for repeatedly breaking rules after being repeatedly being asked to stop breaking the rules.

Nobody has ever been banned for having fun. Only 5 or so people have ever been permanently banned from the event, and only 1 of those was a runner (the "I'm going to murder everyone" autist).

>>373924460
GDQ LLC were contacted by Air Canada outside of twitter. You don't seriously believe the people who run the twitter are an authority in the company do you?

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>yfw it's real

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Stop making fun of Chibi.

Like, right fucking now. Just stop.

Blood will be on your hands, /v/.

>>373924809
>woman drives her autistic brother to his favorite video game event

>>373917487
>I have only caused people suffering and anger

That's wrong. The tombi 2 run was one of the funniest things of 2016.

>>373924674
Even people defending GDQ don't know anything about GDQ being contaced outside of Twitter. Probably because it never happened.

I was personally contacted by the CEO of Air Canada by phone because I have private contact with him, and he told me that he personally dislikes Bonesaw and wanted him off the screen for future events. So they struck a deal behind the scenes.

See how easy it is to make claims without anything possibly showing the validity of the statement? I could make up anything at all.

>>373920257
AHHHHHHHH mate i thought i was the only one wtf

>>373925030
>>autistic woman drives her autistic brother to his favorite autistic video game event

fix'd

>>373916647
I hope Cosmo speedruns Breath of the Wild at AGDQ 2018

>>373925168
the only things cosmo runs now is from his past

>>373925030
>>373925146
They're a married couple

Look up Sam and Tolki.

>>373925314
>woman cheats on you in a gangland
>marry her

We're approaching cuck levels that shouldn't even be possible.

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>>373925168
>>373925213
https://clips.twitch
.tv/SincereFrozenClipsdadOMGScoots

https://clips.twitch
.tv/IntelligentHandsomeVanillaM4xHeh

https://clips.twitch
.tv/MushyAmazingDillKappaPride

https://clips.twitch
.tv/PleasantCloudyTigerCharlieBitMe

https://clips.twitch
.tv/DifferentObservantMushroomCurseLit

https://clips.twitch
.tv/MushyAmazingDillKappaPride

https://clips.twitch
.tv/HumbleTemperedLampSmoocherZ

https://clips.twitch
.tv/CleanMuddyStarPeteZaroll

https://clips.twitch
.tv/BoldMistyYakHeyGirl

>>373925168

Cosmo is currently running Female (Male) Gender Soy% category.

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>>373925213

>>373925078
>See how easy it is to make claims without anything possibly showing the validity of the statement? I could make up anything at all.
You mean like how people keep making things up about how the rules have changed to disallow fun when in reality they've been using the same rules for the entirety of the existence of the event?

Nobody has ever been able to demonstrate that the rules have actually changed, it's all conjecture and tinfoil hattery.

>>373917531
Suicide is kind of a sad thing afterall

>>373925498
I thought he was running in the New Gender+ category.

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Imagine finding out one of your friends fucked your wife at a speedrunning marathon, then wrote an open letter to you for everyone else to see: https://pastebin.com/6JmhEriM

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>>373925213

>>373916743
No he wasn't, it was a levitate code for paper mario ttyd
>>373916647
>>373916820
Also he isn't banned, he submitted (and I think got in) a run to sgdq.

>>373919702
i'll admit i was eating them too until about a year or so ago

>>373917535
Obviously they don't because they banned Bonesaw from competing and have no tasbot at SGDQ this year.

>Goose got his SamAndTolki moderator status taken away for being exposed as a booger-eating NEET cuckold

BASED HABERDASHER!

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>>373925168
Please, yes.

>"So, here is Ganon. It's funny because he reminds me of myself. Always changing, but always hateful..."
>Drops controller to look in the distance and sighs
>"I don't understand why we have less donations since I started playing, what do people want? This is content, why don't they enjoy it?"
>she starts laughing/crying
>people awkwardly stand next to her, they don't know what to do
>eventually some guy reaches out
>she pushes him off and yells "FUCK YOU" then leaves

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>>373919702
>eating your own boogers
>eating any boogers at all
You're THAT kid all grown up, huh?

>>373925596
>https://pastebin.com/6JmhEriM
>I also was just high on sgdq hype
oh my fucking god
it gets better every time i read it

>>373925796
that face is so fucking punchable

>>373924674
>GDQ LLC were contacted by Air Canada outside of twitter. You don't seriously believe the people who run the twitter are an authority in the company do you?
Never happened: The Post.
Why do autists go on the internet and spread lies for attention, it's an anonymous imageboard, you have nothing to gain.

>Now C-... Narcissa, we've agreed to have you run Breath of the Wild at AGDQ, but we need to be sure there won't be any emotional outbursts during the stream. Can you promise us that?

https://clips.twitch
.tvFreezingSullenSkirretTBTacoLeft

>>373920137
>I live in the second gayest place in California.

Canada?

>>373925596
Remember guys. You may have it bad right now, but you're not as pathetic as this motherfucker.

>>373916647
The funny thing is, that the person who's accusing him of cheating here got caught cheating too.
>>373920801
>>373920818
Girlfriend (male)

>>373926042
>Never happened
GDQ publicly stated that it did happen, anon.

>>373925764
>unironically browsing the most autistic subreddit on that shitty website
Please go back to your subreddit and stay there you pathetic fuck, nobody above the age of 14 gives a shit about e-celebs and only genuine autists obsess over them as much as /r/SamAndTolki does

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>tfw hate what GDQ has become
>still watch it for the inevitable outbursts and memorable moments
That and any runs with PJ.

>>373926193
>only genuine autists obsess over them as much as /r/SamAndTolki does
So you're saying that the great "self aware" rwhitegoose is a genuine autist? He obsesses over e-celebrities in speedrunning more than anyone.

>>373926057
jesus

>>373926173
100% believe a company known for lying about kickbacks from donations/sponsorships with PCF to tell the truth in order to justify themselves.

>>373926257
>known for lying about kickbacks from donations/sponsorships with PCF
That's a bold claim to make sunsubstantiated.

>>373926234
Yes I'm saying that him, that Haber faggot and everyone else on that subreddit is genuinely autistic and pathetic as fuck for closely following and obsessing over the lives of no name faggots on the internet.

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ch

>>373926329
Fair enough, and I agree.

>>373926257
Jesus Christ, the tinfoilhattery never ends with you faggots.

>>373926363
>they put blueglass in his own room away from everyone
That's just cruel. Blueglass doesn't know when to shut up and his laughter is the loudest shit ever but he cares more than almost anyone else at these fucking events.

do witwix and trihex really hate each other or is that just /srg/ memeing?

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>reminder that all this cancerus shit, TRANNIES, NERDS, AKWARD MOMENTS and DRAMA has only happend in the world of video games
>BECAUSE it's video games
>nerds, trannies and akward people flock to video games

>>373926514
>they put blueglass in his own room away from everyone
no they didn't, this is 100% made up tabloid tier nonsense.

>>373926621
Where is he then? I haven't seen nor heard from him for awhile now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KH5RjmFruw

>>373926721
he's so ugly jesus christ

>>373917487
>>373917351
>>373917192
>weeb trash
>speedrunner too
>a cheater as well
might as well kys to be honest

>>373926682
He doesn't attend every single event anymore. And when he does attend he's sitting in the audience, which is now further away from the couch and largely outside of the camera field of view.

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>Nothing wrong with gdq guys stop memeing
Yeah right

>>373916647
Yes but they unbanned him because he's genderqueer or some shit.

>>373926814
NO MAN IT'S A CONSPIRACY, THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION IS THAT THEY OBVIOUSLY BANNED HIM FOR LIFE FOR NO REASON, STUPID!!!!

2014 gdq was the highpoint of speedrunning

>>373926814
I didn't realize that, damn. That or I forgot about it.
I've never liked how the new events put the players so far away from the audience, the events are becoming less and less fun every year, though there's still a few good runs every so often. Road trip adventure back in january was great

>>373926721

how long til he starts killing ppl

>>373927007
Objectively untrue. Games are significantly more developed, optimized and competitive than they were back then.

What you really meant to say is that 2014 was the peak of speedrunning for faggots who watch shitty GDQ events.

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>>373926721
>tranny
>calls themself Narcissism

>>373927114
>I share a board with people who take speedrunning seriously

>>373927313
No, I share a board with people who cry about speedrunning like babies.

>>373925596
>>373925943
>>373926110
https://youtu.be/aqwPz85Z5kA

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>>373927503
>that awkward silence

>>373925596
>https://pastebin.com/6JmhEriM
Who is Sam and Stiv?

>>373924178
>nobody is ever able to demonstrate otherwise when I ask them to substantiate their shit.
If you really are this autistic and in denial, reply to me and I'll go to the trouble of linking 2012/2013 streams when the whole couch was swearing, making grossly inappropriate sexual jokes, trixhex was constantly shirtless, some of them even got drunk on the couch, on stream.

This obviously doesn't happen nowadays, it's heavily moderated. I really don't know why you're pushing it this hard, did you even watch the old GDQ streams? They were completely different in tone, and the chat has become so overly moderated it's a meme at this point.

Again are you serious here or are you just shitposting?

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>>373927503
>just noticed that dude with the green hat in the background trying not to lose his shit

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>>373916647
I LIKE BIG JUMPS AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHER RUNNERS CAN'T DENY

>>373927569
Sam and Tolki are a married couple who run the popular twitch stream ShowVideoGames. They became most famous for their long marathons and interaction with their viewers.

The SGDQ 2014 Incident: ShowVideoGames (SVG) was at its peak midway through 2014, in which Sam and his wife Tolki decided they were going to attend a charity event in Denver called SGDQ (summer games done quick).

We have only bits and pieces of information, but what we know for certain is that some point during SGDQ Tolki had sex with Stivitybobo (another twtich streamer).

Information leaks suggest that during SGDQ on the 26th of june at around 3am, Tolki was given alcohol. Sam didn't start drinking since he was a devout mormon, and he insisted Tolki stop as she became drunk and flirty with Stiv, but Tolki refused to listen to him. Sam left the room and later that night tolki cheated on sam with stiv and the 2 other streamers they were rooming with.

When sam found out the next morning, he was reported to have left the hotel to drive back to Utah from Denver by himself. Some time after that, Stiv was reported to have had sex with Tolki in the hotel room. Sam never came back for Tolki and she ended up having to get a plane ticket home.

There are other unconfirmed eye witness reports that after Sam's departure Tolki had sexual relations with up to 20 different men. Regardless of what actually did or didn't happen, no one heard from either of them until Sam posted on the official SVG twitter exactly 2 years later.

Although they stayed married, on September 3rd 2016 Sam officially returned to streaming on ShowVideoGames by himself. Tolki (now known as "Deb") started her own twitch channel in early November 2016, but was subsequently abandoned after just one stream.

Stiv (The Bull) = guy who looks like a foot in >>373925596
Sam (The Cuck) = guy in >>373924809
Tolki (The Wife) = girl in >>373925596

When will chibi snap and kill everyone at GDQ?

>>373925596
Is that Chibi at the back?

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>>373927503

>>373927412
>actually defending speedrunning
lmao top shelf autism, thanks for the laughs at your expense friend.

>>373925437
this is more depressing than 4chan itself.

When is the next GDQ by the way? Watching that cringefest with /v/ is somehow fun

>>373925437
jesus h christ
just kill this thing

>>373928316
2nd of july

>>373928316
sgdq is July 2nd - July 9th, 2017

>>373928316
>>373928423
and for a slightly less autistic marathon, theres ESA from 21st of July to 30th

>>373928408
>>373928423
Well fuck, until July i guess

>>373927972
This is terrible. Nobody deserves this. shit.

>>373927604
>event loosely enforced rules in the past when the event was small and had less than 10,000 viewers
>they actually care about and enforce the rules now that the event is a major representative of the involved charities with 200,000+ viewers
>he thinks this is the same thing as the rules changing

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>>373927972
>the guy who looks like a foot

>>373928128
>being this much of a baby
>actually watches GDQ events
Laugh it up, scooter, the only joke here is you.

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>>373925808
>Posts the water filter man while insulting an action that actually strengthens your immune system

>>373919702
>stopped doing this years ago
>started biting my nails

Fuck me

>>373916647
never heard of so will never be missed fuk off OP

>*spams CSGO pubs 8 hours a day*
>*grinds demons for 8000 hours in Diablo 2*
>i'm totally not autistic like a speedrunner!

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Was banning him the right thing to do?

>>373928570
You do know that the rules literally changed under Knitler, right? There was an announcement about it and a lot of discussion on the forums.

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I wanna fuck Tolki too.

>>373929073
FUCKING NIGGERS

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What is it about speedrunning that really brings out the scum of the earth?

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>speedrunners are so autistic. they should pick up a socially acceptable normie hobby like musicianship!
>*honks into tuba*
>now that'll impress the girls!

>>373929073
It wasn't. Dude got banned for collecting hotel room keys (which people voluntarily gave up to him). Why even.

>>373928765
Heh.... You're a beta fag if you aren't taking Brain Force and Super Male Vitality

>>373929123
Might as well rub your dick along the rim of a public toilet seat too, you bug catcher.

>>373929215
Oh please, as if anyone at SGDQ isn't a turbovirgin. She probably popped a dozen cherries there.

>>373929207
this is oddly specific

>>373929073
that picture is weirdly filmic

>>373929275
You underestimate the degeneracy at cons.

>>373929208
He's not banned anymore, it was temporary.

But he outright violated hotel policy by collecting keys, so no shit he got banned.

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>>373929207
>assblasted speedrunner


playing an instrument is infinitely more respectable

>>373929359
Werster pls come back

>>373926721
what the fuck is that thing?

>>373929365
I'd stretch that boipucci tbqh

>>373917410
>dumb faggot switching between le undertale maymay xD and trash of the season anime girl avatar
Good riddance.

>>373927503
HOLY SHIT I WANNA SEE CHAT


That dude is ugly af, definitely a talking foot

>>373927972
>Man instantly leaves wife because she acts like a drunken harlot
>Called a fuck

No sure, a fuck would have taken her back the next day. If your GF/wife cheats on you, leave her instantly with no chance for apology.

>>373928765
How is this show?

>>373929358
not even that. Any virgin would still do it then make the same post as stiv saying "it's the worst thing they've ever done and I'm a good goy"

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>>373930123
Pretty good, but it has some pants-on-head retarded moments. It's mostly style over substance, but the atmosphere it generates is great. Give it a try, 3 or so episodes should be enough to know what you're getting into.

>>373930247
Will do, thanks.

Chibi has above average looks so if he wasn't some autistic weeaboo he could easily get a gf.

>>373925437
hurry up and post his nudes again

>>373930123

It's great the first season. Second season not so much. Evil Phil Collins is a shit character and ruins the show for me. Still you should watch it just because the new season is starting soon. It's a direct continuation and not a reboot so you better know your twin peaks shit before that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWystljmrVM

>>373930375
>his nudes
you poor fool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

How would you handle this situation if were the one speedrunning and Chibi was sitting next to you commenting something autistic every 10 seconds?

>>373928765
>strengthens your immune system
>by eating millions of bacteria that have been breeding inside your nasal cavities for hours, even days
I know this might be true, but there are better ways to improve your immune system. Like cutting back on everything "healthy" the corporations want you to consume, for example.

Hell, going outside for once will buff your immune system more than eating literal pathogens.

>>373930643
This incident is what made GDQ implement the 'runners choose their own couch' rule.

>>373930664
>everything "healthy" the corporations want you to consume
Please give me a short list, I want to hear this

>>373930874
Fruit
Vitamin supplements
Lettuce and other filler vegetables
Soy

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>>373930963

>>373930963
>Fruit
>Vitamin supplements
>Lettuce and other filler vegetables
bruh

>>373930963
You're a little slow, aren't you?

>>373930626
he has nudes and have been posted multiple times retard

>>373931181
those are fake, retard

>>373931217
no they aren't

>>373931258
yes they are

>>373931258
yes they are

>>373931289
>>373931291
no they aren't you have no idea which ones i'm takling about so just wait til they get posted and be prepared to eat your own words fart sniffers

Chibi got rekt by Geoff the Hero
https://youtu.be/85gJOc-Dsgs

>>373931350
yes they are, i know what you're talking about

>>373931350
yes they are, i know what you're talking about

>>373930874
I'm the one you replied to
Low-fat products
Low-sugar products
Weight-loss products
Basically anything that you can buy from the local supermarket that is supposed to be "healthy" without being natural.

Also, I don't mean stuff that a doctor prescribes you or stuff that has been scientifically proven to be healthy. Fruits, veggies and other natural stuff like that gives your health a bigger boost than snot, that's for sure.

>>373931403
>>373931410
no you don't

>>373931440
yes i do faggot

>>373926837
>Those arms
>that fucking jawline

Dude could have shaved his head and looked like a champ. I don't get why he'd do that to himself.

>>373931021
>>373931076
>>373931152
Thank yuh for the (you)s

But seriously, iceberg lettuce is a waste of money, eat good veggies instead

>>373931437
That's perfectly understandable.

>>373931480
no you don't straightie

>>373931523
i am straight for not pretending that a trap guys nude photos are real and not photoshopped? fine

>>373929207
It sounds like you got molested by a tuba player. What's the matter, did they blow into your asshole?

so what exactly are speedrunners running from?

>>373931617
i'm a faggot for thinking a dudes nudes are real
don't call him a trap you're feeding into his huge ego making him think he passes

>>373931502
Sarcasm doesn't convey well through text, brother.

Don't eat your snot.
It's not beneficial enough to be worth the label of "a disgusting person."

>>373931640
Reality

>>373931640
they run toward things, not away from things.

>>373931640
Reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKjqGZqudX0

>>373931681
I'm being serious, sorry. Eating boogers is gross, just go eat some veggies. That low fat and low sugar stuff is retarded, I mean if you're gonna eat garbage, you might as well eat premium garbage.

>>373931771
ew dude wtf veggies are gross

>>373931640
Social responsibilities, mortality, society's rules and set standards.

They've basically realized that the only thing they can do with their lives is play old vidya. They're gimping themselves consciously and don't want to accept that one day they won't be able to play those games and live off it.

They'll starve out as old people because they lack the necessary skills for surviving as an independent adult.

>>373926606
Anime clubs are far worse than video games.

>>373931884
Sounds like your average /v/ poster.

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>>373925596
> seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more
What did he mean by this?

>>373931640

life

>>373931640
a good original joke

>>373926806
haha I also hate "weeb" fellow redditor

>Autistic speedrunner trash

Good riddance

>>373931771
Oh, ok then. Fat is good for you, sugar is good in natural forms like fructose. It's the industrial sugars you gotta be wary of.

I don't exercise that much and I eat a lot of fatty foods (read: garbage) and I'm still only 65kg while being 171cm.

>>373931993
The average /v/ poster is below speedrunners because /v/tards don't even play videogames. They argue about them and I'm fairly positive, this constant bickering and shitposting is the only thing keeping some of us going through life.

>>373932151
have a (you) for that.

>>373932259
>claiming anything is below speedrunners

I bet you're some YouTuber living on autismbux

>>373932259
>hurr durr hfcs is bad because it has a long name
Hang yo'rue self. You're only a normal weight because you don't eat enough calories to gain past where you are, not because of the kinds of food you eat.
Also,
>5'7

>>373932482
>implying I live off of the admiration of others
You're correct, but I play the guitar for others, not vidya.

>>373932575
So a street musician.

Better, really

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>>373928839
>tfw i still bite my nails and eat my boogers

>>373927972
Are they still married?

>>373932506
>hurr durf I disagree without any argument
>hurr durf you're short
>You don't gain weight because you eat too little
>hurr durf kys
Wow. I thought I saw something there, but it was just a no-brainer comment with no value. Still makes none of my statements untrue.

>>373932629
I wish. Free drinks and good pay to play at bars is getting old.

>>373917487
sometimes you just need a friend

>>373932482
>claiming nothing is below speedrunners
You don't go out much, do you?

>>373917583
>>373917553
>Hating on jwong
Shiggy diggy

>>373932816
>Hurf durf I make claims without any evidence
>hurr durr I need a ladder to piss in a urinal
>Implying there's anything wrong with that statement
>Implying your suicide wouldn't be a good thing

>>373931383
Can someone explain whats going on here? Why does toomba music play when the /srg/ guy wins?

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>>373931640

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>>373925437

>>373917670

>go for a speed run
>stupid enough to use a cheat for a known tricky exploit because you're not good enough to do it
>not only do you do it live, you do it in front of the person who fucking discovered the trick in the first place
>wooooow why was I banned from speedrunning wtf

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Chibi? More like Chubbi haha

>>373917487
What a bitch.

>>373920967
Look at the fucking face.
What the fuck do you think, genius?

>>373920818
>>373920967
Even better

>>373925596
>She is something special, always remember that.

Holy fucking shit if some dude ever fucked my girl and afterwards told me that I would slap the shit out if him. God damn.

>>373933504

You don't get it he's like 30 and doesn't have a degree or a good job or a GF, it's over for him. He's just realized how he fucked up in life.

>>373933726

>slap the shit out of him

Wow, even after they sleep with your girl that's all you do? What a limp wristed cuck. You're supposed to punch.

>>373931383
kek

>>373920092

everyone does do it though

and yea, you're disgusting too, you also smell your own farts and toe cheese

>>373933905
>everyone does do it though
Is this really what booger eaters tell themselves?

If my wife ever fucked 7+ men I would literally murder her. This is how women get murdered irl

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>>373927503

>here's a good one

fucking lmao, I guess the announcer didn't know about the situation or he was too dumb to get the jab.

what is your favourite Chibi video?

here is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc

There are 2 types of girls that goes to conventions of any kind. One to get attention and nothing else or two, to be a huge fucking whore.

>>373933874
just didn't want to sound too edgy4u, but you're right indeed, more than a punch too

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>>373927503
>yeah, here's a good one

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Stiv is the most alpha speedrunner.

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>>373917487

>>373925596
>>373927972

This never ceases to amaze/amuse me.

What makes it funnier is that you know the sex was awful, awkward nerd sex.

Is it true she was gangbanged by 4 or 5 thirsty betas?

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>>373925437
>Stops playing the game to rant about random bullshit while speedrun timer is still going.
How the fuck does anyone take him seriously as a speedrunner anymore.

>>373934602
>Is it true she was gangbanged by 4 or 5 thirsty betas?
No, she only had sex with this dude: >>373934332 (different girl in the .gif)

Like 2 other guys cuddled with her and kissed her though.

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>>373934332
Kazooiegirl is kinda cute desu

>>373934802
Butterface

who was that other speedrunner tha painted his nails?

>>373934802
Kinda looks like a british inbred, my dude.

>>373934802
thanks you can stop now

>>373934802
why her head looks like the gallon water bottles

>>373934876
>>373934925
>heh shes so ugly, what a gross girl
>*wipes pus off acne mounds*

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>>373925596
>dude I was high on SGDQ hype and I fucked your girl; sorry man.

>>373935016
>projecting harder than a cinema hall

>>373934802
She looks like a burn victim.

>>373929208
what

>>373935087
You're an ugly faggot dude, just admit it.

>>373935016

What the fuck are you babbling about? She looks like your average British slag.

>>373934876
This.

>>373935198
I'm not you so no.

>>373917487
Just like one of my japanese animals

>>373935306
>i know you are but what am i
jesus christ.

>>373934802
What's wrong with your fffffaaaaaccccceeeee

>>373930284
Make sure to watch Fire Walk With Me also, it's a a movie directed by Lynch based on TP, pure kino.

>>373917553
They weren't going to let him take her back to his rape dungeon or anything. I for one am glad they exposed this guy as the fucking weirdo creep that he is.

>>373935016
ur so mad right now

>>373926721
What the fuck is this creature? White """people""" should be fucking purged

>>373935424
You're into british inbreds so you don't even have any room to argue back.

>>373931618
he got hit with the real

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>373934802
>when stiv eat the pussy too good

>>373935503
The question is: why?
Is the poster the person in question? Is it someone emotionally attached? Maybe he's just insecure about having his opinion invalidated?

It is a mystery.

>>373935503
>>373935609
you have to be 18 to post on 4chan.

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>>373919702
>always flick my boogers
>3rd grade
>doing the deed
>get a nice nugget
>flick it in a random direction, expecting it to fall straight to the ground
>it actually goes up in an arc
>hit someone
>they actually noticed it landing
>oh fuck
>they look around to see who it was
>duck my head down to our work before his head finishes rotating in my direction
>he knows

>>373935723
You're free to leave anytime.

>>373935684
What the fuck is happening here

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>>373927972
>devout mormon

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>>373935684
uh what

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>>373935684
the fuck?

>>373935684
Oh fuck that looks like a seizure

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>>373925437
I liked old cosmo so much if he just one day outta nowhere said "im done with the hormone shit sorry for that guys i got lost in life for a bit but now ima just focus on what i enjoyed"and starts a zelda botw speedrun i wouldnt even question it.Like this doesnt seem like someone who wanted to be that just someone influenced and regretting now.

>>373935684
did she died

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How long until Cosmo ends it all? This tranny lifestyle will not end well.

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I LIKE THAT KEK

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>>373917487
>>373917410
>>373916647
Threadly reminder that Chibi's based brother died and we are stuck with this.. thing.

>>373932246
I hate anime profile pics on twitter. Why even use social media if you're gonna be a lowlife anon on it

>>373936052
>$100 is a lot for dinner
NEETs truly have no idea how the world works.

>>373936126
The fuck else would I use it for

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>>373936052

NTR is a terrible fate.

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>>373935684
I-Is she ok?

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>>373935684

>>373936184
stalking

>>373936145

That's a lot of money, tell me how the world works anon-sama, I've never had a GF

>>373936145

For just two people, it's fairly expensive, especially since I doubt he knew any upscale restaurants given that he's basically a NEET.

>>373936145
I can live 3 weeks off 100$ so yeah, it's a lot for simple food which you don't even remember once you're back home.

>>373936145
nigga how much do you pay for dinner? $100 is a lot

>>373935684
Thats savage. Stroke or heart attack?

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LOL

>>373935861
>>373935878
>>373935913
>>373935938
>>373935987
>>373936192
>>373936207
>>373936454
She has epilepsy. She's having a seizure, and yes she's fine now.

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>>373924674
>GDQ LLC were contacted by Air Canada outside of twitter.

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>>373919702
>>373919874
>>373925693
>>373928839
>>373935756
>the people you debate with everyday

>>373936184
Take off the animeme pic you dork

>>373917760

Is Shimoneta worth watching

The waifus seem top tier

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>>373936002
1month max

>>373917410

Why is it that every speedrunner is either a tranny or is dating a tranny? What a degenerate community.

>>373936824

The real question is why is speedrunning such a hive of degeneracy?

>>373916786

how is this pedophilic again? because he touched her? are people not allowed to touch kids or something? I snuggle my niece all the time that doesn't mean I'm about to carry her off to the rape dungeon.