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Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread was >>173895262
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d.va is shit
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omnics go away
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>>173917731
>from all the things that could've been made into a highlight intro, they give meme.va the most cancerous one possible
I don't know why i was surprised
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>>173917731
how do i git gud with genji /owg/
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xth for all I want is the Widow skin but I'm getting every other skin instead
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>spend almost two weeks to climb from diamond to master
>it takes 2 days to reach GM

ELO hell in diamond for soloQ is REAL.

the difference in match quality from low 3k to even mid 3k is insane.
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>>173917913

That's a hate crime.
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>>173917913

If you're going to post one, post the robo-whore being beaten with a bat and then soldier of fortune'd from behind.
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>>173918000
time melee with r2
learn where to aim immediately after dashing behind someone
never stop double jumping
don't stand around like a turd while you reflect
fucking run away all the time
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>>173917994
>joke character gets joke intro

So what?
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>>173918000
what do you play on?
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>>173911026
>event where there's an all-out CIA style coup of Overwatch
>world is in chaos, omnics enslaved by illuminati laying siege to world governments
>everyone blames Overwatch for the destruction while behind-the-scenes conspirators profit
>Jack is the only one with enough autistic /pol/-like study and intel of Overwatch corruption to coordinate counter-missions
>launches attacks on the traitors and conspirators, kills many of them to weaken the infrastructure
>Jack finds out that he's done such a good job that his enemy cloned him, making a younger version who is every bit as effective as him
>Overwatch crew joins in to help end the conspiracy, revives the public trust in Overwatch
>Jack battles his clone to give them a fighting chance, wins
>rather than killing the clone Jack warns him about his masters and tells them about their evil plans, asks the clone to help
>despite the clone being trained by the conspirators he ends up joining Jack because muh good heart
>but before he can do that Reaper shows up, finally kills Jack while he's distracted
>Reaper prepares to kill the clone but he's exactly as good as a young Jack, Reaper has to retreat
>Overwatch crew forces the conspiracy back into hiding
>Talon hunts down and executes the remaining coup leaders, effectively stealing their funds and weapons and vows to end Overwatch in the future
>the clone joins Overwatch officially, taking up the 76 mantle to honor Jack
>default 76 is replaced with his clone David
>has a unique face and voice lines
>veteran players can alternate between him and Jack when playing as Soldier 76
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>>173918091
>That's a hate crime.
>Against machines.
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>>173917994
FUCK OFF SELFIE IS CUTE AS FUCK
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>>173918195
>>173918208
PC, sorry m8
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tfw no Fareeha to have her way with you then kill you in cold blood
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>>173917997
>he thinks I'm the one who shitposts that shit all the time

Actually the whole discussion started because of an Ana76 fag complaining about it out of the blue as usual. You're a a hypocrite.
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>>173918149
thought about it but omnics dont look like that in overwatch.
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post shipfaggotry
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This is your Huckleberry for tonight, /owg/.
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>>173917913
is this where the zenyatta spray comes from not GiTS?
cool
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Does anyone have a checklist with the new items?
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>>173918334
Yes I am sorry. You won. Gabe and Soldier were in love my bad. I guess the discussion is over and we can now focus on other things.
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Here's a balance tweak for you:

Genji's Ult has its hit detection fixed.

Torbjorn can give his sentry armor packs.
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>>173917994
zenny got another dope highlight

omnics truly are the master race
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>>173918445
At least post good art if you're this anal pained you can't continue the discussion.
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Ahhhh look at them being best friends! This is best friend body language.
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>>173918000
i need healing
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>>173918459
>Torb
>if you have armor on your base hero, that armor will be used first before using torb armor
>so the order in which your HP takes damage will be sym shield>normal shield>normal armor>torb armor>hp
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What would you guys replace Widows ult with?
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>>173918261
Find your Social Menu, should be the O button.

Move your mouse straight to the right.

that's how you play genji.
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>>173918569
What are S76's legs suggesting in this wonderfully illustrated scene?
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>>173918337

Thats what they want you to think.
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>>173918594
White flag aka surrender
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>>173918549
Yes I am totally analpained, I have never been so mad. I guess you were just better than me. I am sorry. Now we can get past this issue and no longer talk about Soldier und 67. I will also try to post better art that pleases you. Is this ok?
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I NEED HEALING
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>>173918549
Step the hell the away from my man, mother.
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>>173918594
i dont know

something fucking useful
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>>173918735
stupid mechanical man. here, have 50 tons of raw healing all over
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>>173918703
>There crossed
>Crossed
>Catholics have crosses
>Mexicans are Catholics
>Reyes is Mexican

Reaper76 confirmed.
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>>173918719
Clearly it doesn't.

>>173918737
>not enjoying the surrogate mother and big brother relationship
>injecting your fetish into it
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>>173918594
Remove it and increase scope charge rate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEpOfG6COeM
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>>173918356
what about friendshipfaggotry
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>got Widow's new skin
>tfw seeing new skin in highlight intros
Great event.
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>>173918594
Shots are on 100% for 6-8 seconds.
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>>173918956
enjoy it while it lasts anon
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>>173918936
Give her double the guns for two snipe capabilities while you're at it.
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>>173918569
man when im attracted to a woman i just stare directly at her pussy too

me and jack have a lot in common actually
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>>173918936
>make widowmaker the only person in the game without an ultimate
actually not a bad plan senpai
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>>173919042
Thanks for not being on the Blizzard balance team
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>>173918356
>20 Minutes in Paint 3D
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>>173919046
why do you do this?
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>>173919131
>20 minutes
still shit anon
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I have a doubt, if in CS 1.6 or GO my sentitivity is 1.75, how is that translated into Overwatch?

I mean what sentitivity I should use on Overwatch to have the exact same sens?
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>>173919054
How can you tell what's being stared at when his eyes are black voids?
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What if Venom Mine slowed movement speed by 25% for its duration.
And it had the animation of web looking things around the affected heroes feet.

If for no other reason than buffing a skill without much use at the moment, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, filling out the spider motif enough so that it makes sense

>Leaves web traps for enemies
>Uses a "Web line" to zip away
>Has multiple eyes for ult

I could live with that, if we're never getting her "Stick to walls"/"hang upside down" ability back
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>>173919196
the main character must go through hardships anon
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>tfw unlocked blackwatch genji
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>>173919252
It's true, nobody reads the OP.
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>>173919131
>Trigger discipline

Gets me every time.
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>>173919252
pic confirms

mercy is for sexual
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>>173919374
unless there's a discord link, then we lose our shit
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whats the fastest way to earn XP? QP, comp, arcade, the event? assuming I already got the weekly goy boxes
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>>173919114
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Overwatch University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Omnic factories, and I have over 300 objective eliminations. I am trained in payload escort warfare and I’ve gotten more Play of the Games than the entire Overwatch agent arsenal. You are nothing to me but just another Hanzo. I will eliminate you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with capturing that objective over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Elite Masters across the world and your skill rating is being traced right now so you better prepare for my ultimate, bronze. The "I've got you in my sights" that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking eliminated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eliminate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my helix rockets. Not only am I extensively trained in pulse rifle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Overwatch and I will use it to its full extent to eliminate your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy overtime your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking push to talk key. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit DPS all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>173919369
She's suffered enough already.
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>>173919275
>What if Venom Mine slowed movement speed by 25% for its duration.
>Lob it into the enemy and they all slow down for easy shots
Neat.
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>>173919054
Who can blame him?
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>>173919374
That shit only works to get an overall conversion but doesn't provide anything to see what's the scope sens.

I have 5.00 in overwatch which is close to what I use on CS since 2006 but the scope sense is fucked up.
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>>173919657
not enough anon, she needs motivation to do the plot thing
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>>173919657
There's always room for more.

It builds character.
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So, Witch or combat medic?
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>>173917913
Dumb walking talking beefybits need not apply
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How do I git gud at Beep Boop mode?
fucking slicers keep swarming and my team doesn't take them out
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>>173919905
>not using Eidgenossin

F-word
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>>173919923
OG or all hero?
I assume OG.
>Just focus fire on them
>teammates will have to help you eventually
>only take your mind off slicers when there are no slicers
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>>173919905
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>>173919905
Witch for slut
Medic for pure
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>>173920040
Did someone call for a witch?
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>>173920028
I did not manage to get that one sadly. ;_;
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>>173920035
>>173920040
>>173920119
>mercyfags in a nutshell
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>>173919896
No anon, suffering is not fucking Jello
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>>173918307
She's not like that, anon.
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>>173920136
same, senpai. i only got dvas, widows and one of zaryas. its a shame cause i picked up genji and mercy but dont have their skins. since then, i buy $100 worth of boxes during every event to make sure i get every skin
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>>173919775
Woah there, Solomon. Take it easy.
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there's a widow ruining us and she has a torbjorn to protect her

What are we supposed to do?
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>>173920256
You're right. It's much sweeter when you share with a friend.
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>>173919536
arcade
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>>173920295
Yeah, I only got the tracer with the british flag back then sadly. Had to buy witch mercy for currency despite buying lootboxes because I only got junkensteins monster three or four times. This event is going better tho.
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>>173918459
Genji doesn't need any more buffs, even if it's a "bugfix". His ult is already one of the best in the game.
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Why are all of my matches being lost to baggage tilt? I wish Blizzard would space out the matchmaking from previous teams so I could stop getting games where jimmy the dps recognizes bobby the onlysymmetra from his previous game and everyone tilts
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>>173920351
It's a very difficult tactic and you don't see it very often but you should try teamwork and coordination, it's an instant ggez every time.
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>>173920028
Patrician Taste!
But im really conflicted between Eidgenossin and Combat Medic. They are both awesome.
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>kill a zenyatta as lucio
>switch to heal and amp it up
>get POTG

que?
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>A Junkrat main is on your team
>tfw the Junkrat main is you
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>>173920028
cobalt's pretty cool too, especially with gold weapons
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>Stick with me, and I'll cover you!

No, wait, I can't cover five premade retards. :(

What the fuck is wrong with kids like this... I play at night to avoid them, and yet, there they are.
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>trying to beat legendary with randoms
>get wiped when the bastions show up EVERY TIME
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>>173918365
I want to huckle that berry!
>>173918412
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker
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>>173920656
>get potg as mercy
>it's just me slowly walking back from spawn and watching my team get wiped at the objective
>i briefly get stuck on a wall at one point
>x5 rez prompt pops up and then it cuts out
>doesn't even show me getting the rez
>mfw our 76 got a 5-kill that cleared the payload so we could cap in overtime
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TRACER'S DOWN REVIVE HER
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>>173919046
>game event of a PvE mode featuring Winston and Tracer
>it's a last stand at Gibraltar
>waves and waves of Talon goons and Talon controlled Omnics
>both players can activate various defenses Winston set up before hand, Winston and Tracer laughing at them having a good time
>but the defenses start failing
>the waves are endless
>both realize this is no ordinary attack
>eventually Reaper, Widow and Sombra start showing up, and they keep coming back
>the base gets eventually over run
>it ends with Winston and Tracer running onto a ship
>but Winston never goes on, he tells Tracer to go without him while he keeps them busy
>it ends with Winston setting off a giant bomb, he doesn't make it
>from that point on, Winston is no longer playable
>Tracer's default skin now has a pair of broken glasses as a necklace, and her voice lines change to show she's not her happy go lucky self anymore
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>blizzard """""""""""""""""matchmaking""""""""""""""""""""
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>maining torbjorn in legendary uprising because apparently no one else knows where the fuck you should set up so shit doesn't spawn all over you
>teammate goes down
>wait for mercy to rez
>she doesn't, assume she doesn't have it
>pop molten core to go run in and get them
>she rezzes as soon as I molten core

why the fuck would you hold rez in this brawl, especially with two people down.

At least molten core charges ridiculously fast because torbjorn shits out damage
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>>173920902
TEAMMATE DOWN
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>>173920902
>holds shield over tracer
>waits for mercy to revive
>takes mercy 8 seconds to realize she's supposed to revive
fucking randoms
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>>173920892
Where's that webm where Mei shoved an icicle into Mercy's mouth while she's laughing?
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>enter game
>my team is gold and plats
>enemy is diamonds and plats
>no biggie, still try hard
>get rolled
>our main DPS is genji, keeps dying over and every ult gets counteredover only playing because of new skin
>next round we actually make it to last point on dorado
>ask him to switch so we can win, even say please
>"Nope, this is fun"
>look at his stats and he has 29% winrate


Thats my 4th comp loss in a row. Im done with this game for a while.
>next ro
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>>173920951
>this is the average /owg/ poster
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>>173920951
>being literally bronze 200 levels in
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>buy 200 loot boxes

>still no blackwayxh genji


Fuck RNG
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>>173920762

>Picking dva as the sole tank
>Picking dva when you have torb when orisa and rein synergise so much better
>Picking dva aka shittiest tank at all

You're in no position to complain about anyone anon
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>pick soldier
>cant kill
>switch to mcree
>destroy everyone, 3 gold

really makes u think
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>>173920936
ok

first
fuck you for making overwatch depressing.
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>tfw cant get a good team to save my fucking life

What gives, its only thursday
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>>173920379
Widow doesn't need more suffering either!
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>>173920429
Go to hell.
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>>173921175
I had 3 PvE teams where one disconnects right before the first Bastion shows up.
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>>173921057
Well atleast you probably got enough currency to buy that skin. I'm still 1k off.
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>>173920936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJw3MmL-Omk


It's the Cincinnati Zoo all over again...
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Why does everyone have garbage shipping taste anyway
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>>173921195
Yeah. Her's is on constant loop. Must be something to live with huh?
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>>173920951
Won't the diamonds get jack shit from roflstomping you? Since they have more or less twice the SR you have/
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>>173921340
>implying I even ship
>implying I just don't like the relationships between characters being built and where it's going.

"Shipping" ruined serious lore discussion
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Have any of yous played any other class/hero shooters like Paladins/TF2? If you have, what do you think of them?
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>>173920351
Play Widow yourself and shit on her
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how did we go from this
>>173918356
to these?
>>173921394
>>173920936
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>>173921513
yeah but they get to le ebin trol xD lmao all those bronze n00bz
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>>173921273
I know, bought two more and I got it. Happy. I have all the event skins!


Now to get the sprays, emotes, voice lines, and highlights. Or leave it as that.
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>>173921195
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>>173921514
'hey guys so what do you think might happen between jack and gabe this time, i think some serious event might happen tha-'
>'HEY GUYS I DREW JACK AND GABE FUCKING IT MUST BE CANON RIGHT'
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>People with silver portraits getting mad in quick play
I live for this shit
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>>173921514

>Claims he doesn't ship
>Endlessly posts his shitship
>Responds to literally every post about ship to explain he doesn't /really/ ship
>Even when the post isn't directed to him, or responding to him literally at all but instead a vague statement about people who ship.

Dude seek psychiatric help you really, really need some medication or something.
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>>173921664
Voice lines are cheap
Sprays are cheap (or require achievements)
Highlights are pretty cool.
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>win 10 really close games
>had fun in all of them
>lose one really close match after that
>lose the next 6 matches
>was all stomps
>started to get matched with silvers/golds
>last team was a bunch of level 500 guys in a 5 stack
>literally get wiped on the floor

Why did I had to be so bad that I got stuck in bronze hell, I swear to god when I started two weeks ago people weren't playing this bad even by bronze standards.
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>>173921514
You're even WORSE than tumblrina shippers jesus christ

>b-b-b-but muh character built relationships (because friendship doesn't exist) clearly p-p-prove I'm right (it doesn't) so it's not shipping
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>>173921340
Did she take her rifle and put it into Hanzo's payload?
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>playing Rein
>enemy Lucio chases me into a building after an attack failed and my team was lost and I'm at 10 health
>kills me
>spends entire rest of match taunting me over it

Some people are incredibly petty and in need of feeling big.
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>>173922079
He is the tumblrina shipper that keeps spamming the Reaper and 76 shit..
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>>173921664
That's awesome, I got the combat medic skin which is one of the three I wanted, tracer and orisa and the highlight intros for d.va and zenyatta. Contemplating on buying another 24 lootboxes just to get enough currency for blackwatch genji.
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>try to play uprising legendary
>first 5 games, can't play dps because shitters instalock, a few of them are so bad that they actually die to the robots before the first objective, have to play mercy, knowing we're going to lose regardless of how hard i try
>6th game, okay, everything else was instalocked but at least i can play rein
>retard torb loses a 1v1 to one of the bots in the back corner
>im pretty hurt because both our dps are shit and im just trying to protect our mercy and torb turret because its the only thing doing damage
>tracer in the middle of nowhere dies, try to cover mercy while she revives torb but my shield breaks and we both die
>few games pass,. end up flip flopping support because dps are always instalocked by shitters
>get a not awful team, make it to the 3rd point, we have people using their mics
>we did fairly well and used mics so i grouped us up, all 3 of em accept
>different people picked different classes, i'm on support duty still but now some other guy is on dps and he's awful, we lose horribly and everyone instant leaves without a word
>finally get a game where i can play tracer
>doing well, rein knows what he's doing, tells us not to shoot the detonators and he charges them mid-destruct perfectly every time, we both shred the bastions with no problems
>start pushing the cart
>accidentally blink into a headshot and die
>torb jerking off behind the corner dies to grunts somehow
>rein tries to move his shield up to me so the mercy can revive me because she rezzed earlier
>she just stands there healing him with her foot in her mouth while both of our timers tick down
>he's at full health the whole time while this is happening, yet she doesn't even pull out her pistol to kill the grunts or anything, she just waits for rein's shield to break and then they both die
end me desu senpaitachi
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I hope they go thru with the 76 nerf Im sick of seeing that boring piece of shit every game
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>>173921161
>Sombra and Tracer get new pre-match banter
>"Not so much fun being a hero anymore is it?"
>"..."
>"What, no snappy comebacks anymore?"
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Holy shit you are easy to bait I just post about soldier/reaper to trigger you faggots.
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>>173921726
>>173921808
>>173922079

>I am every person who shit posts Reaper76 garbage.
Tossing me in with those faggots really isn't fair at all. I didn't even start discussing the lore in this general until recently. I'm mostly a lurker.
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>>173917731
>lose uprising on normal
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>>173918549
Ana is drinking?

YES

Ana and by extension Pharah confirmed not Muslim, SJWs utterly and completely BTFO
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>>173922296
what nerf? literally just remove sprint and hes balanced
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>>173921514
At least have the balls to own up to liking a ship rather then pretend you're somehow different from the rest of us you gutless coward.
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>>173920936
that is fucking dark
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>>173922206

No I'm saying tumblr shippers aren't this bad
They admit they ship it and want it to be real/believe it's real

This guy is trying to pretend like he only supports it because "it's canon", not that he wants it to be canon because he ships it
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>>173922320
literally how? only time i've lost is when someone left and we're down to 3 or 2 people.
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>>173922397
I am different. You're the cancer. It's not any different in any other community.
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>>173921068
To be honest, there was NO PICKS that could have saved that wreck. That premade basically just threw the match, and I don't understand why.
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What's the appeal of quick play, it's just 3 snipers per team not standing on the objective, you can't practice shit in it
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Can someone tell my why roadhog is allowed to exist?

This hero is just plain stupid. Yes it has counterplay and yes it's beatable, but the way in which is gets no-risk no-skill-involvement kills is just plain fucking retarded. It's like whoever designed this character at blizzard played Dark Souls 1 PvP and decided to design a character around BS fishing. That's all roadhog does. He just strafes you with a hornet ring and his shield up until you die.
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Is it just my shitty internet or has the current update made it harder for Torb to place his turrets on the Moving platforms in Volskaya. I click like 70 times before it places it.
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>>173922456
getting into a widow/hanzo/genji stack maybe
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>>173922495
Playing with my friends because I LITERALLY refuse to play ranked with them, because it would be on par with me hitting WASD with my asshole.
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>>173922513
t. tankshitter main
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>>173922475
>Literally went instantly defensive when someone said "why do people ship shitty ships" not directed at you

>y-y-y-you're the cancer!!@!"
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>>173922513
He doesn't even strafe you anon. He backstabs you from across the screen while you face him.
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They look so cute together.
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>>173922417
We can go darker.
We have the technology.
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>>173922648
You think I'm being defensive? Oh please. Just look at your post fetishfag.
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>>173922382
lower his damage and remove sprint and heal, there now him and McCree are even
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>>173922740

????
Oh no I posted a single aesthetic picture of widow and hanzo, I'm such a fetish fag
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Fareeha
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Shipping is cancer and kills real lore discussion.
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>>173922695
>that book along with the only non-retarded ship in the game
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Can all none anyone bigger faggots than Widow smurfs?
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>>173920936
>game event of a PvE mode featuring Winston and Tracer
>it's a last stand at Gibraltar
>waves and waves of Talon goons and Talon controlled Omnics
>the base gets eventually over run
>it ends with Winston and Tracer running onto a ship
>but Winston never goes on, he tells Tracer to go without him while he keeps them busy
>their eyes meet
>they lock lips in passionate embrace
>the world fades away as they finally realize their love
>in the midst of the firefight, Winston tenderly inserts his mammoth dong into Tracer
>she gasps as her hips and pelvis crack, struggling to accommodate its girth
>finally, after what feels like an eternity, it's in
>Tracer has a sizable bulge in her abdomen as Winston's titanic external organ has displaced her internal ones
>he thrusts, slowly at first, but picking up speed as the two of them become more overcome by pleasure
>Winston's pace is now frantic and vigorous
>his balls, each the size of basketballs, begin to churn as he approaches orgasm
>"PRIMAL PUNCH!" He roars as his fur turns to a bright red and his already immeasurable penis expands to intergalactic proportions
>he pumps torrents of monkey semen into his tiny British friend
>Tracer lets out a guttural moan, replaced by a gargle as the thick, voluminous cum escapes from every one of her orifices
>completely spent, Winston collapses on top of his best friend
>in the midst of the destruction and carnage of the Gibraltar Watchpoint, right on the battlefield as Talon's troops close in, they cuddle
>Reaper has no recourse but to leave
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>>173922695
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>>173922456
Got stuck in a three group after our Bastion disconnected. It was kind of crazy bt fortunately my other team mates were Sombra and D.va. I was stuck on healing duty as Lucio.

>>173922449
Trust me, they're just as bad if not worse.

Go look around (I don't recommend it) at the Pharah Mercy crowd after the V-day lines came out and they started implying that Genji and Mercy were the ones getting hitched. They're both jumping on head canons being the actual canon.
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>>173920936
>After the event ends, Blizzard makes another short clip like the intro to Uprising
>Tracer flies back to whats left of the base, as soon as she lands she starts frantically looking through the ruins
>"Winston? Where you are you big guy!? Winston?! WINSTON?!?"
>this goes on for a bit, Tracer just sorta wanders around the ruins aimlessly
>eventually she hears a crunch
>looks down, but she knows exactly what she stepped on before she even looked
>the ending scene is >>173919046
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>>173922841
Not the post I'm referring to at all.
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>>173922804
ah but then hed be garbage (just like mcree)
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Uprising is not the time to test out your battle mercy
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>>173922695
>>173922869
That's some good reading.

Also that reminds me.
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>>173922864
Claiming a ship is canon is cancer.
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>>173922725
>We can go darker.

It's Emily who kills Winston accidentally while trying to kill Tracer because she was a sleeper agent all along.
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>April 2017
>"HEPPY HALLOWEEN"
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enemy team has a Rein, Orisa and Zarya

just fucking kill me
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>>173922864
How about lore posting for a change?

>>173923042
How about theorizing with evidence to support it?
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>>173923096
>july 2017
>MERRY KURISMASU
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>>173923052
Dark.
>Emily was Amelie in disguise
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>>173923096
MERRY CRISTMASU
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>>173923138
What about cute posting?
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>>173923132
>orisa is now suddenly good

didnt everyone say she was gonna be garbage like ana
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>>173923052
the sad thing is, Winston was always suspect of her, but didn't know how to bring it up because he was scared it would make Tracer freak out at him and he would be all alone....
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>>173923132
heh... time to reap...
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>>173922869
>the only non-retarded ship in the game
nigga u srs
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>>173923227
You think Pharah gets embarrassed easily or is she serious all the time?
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>>173923227

안녕
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>be mercy
>be doing really poorly because piss drunk and should have gone to bed hours ago and also bad at games even when sober
>someone notices my fuck ups and calls me out
>before i get to reply someone else replies
>"hey man, leave her alone, she's trying her best"
>mfw
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>>173922985
>The only post you made/ship art you posted isn't the post I'm referring to
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>>173923227
What if we merge lore posting AND cute posting?
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>>173923465
that pic would be better if 76 wasn't so whitewashed
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>>173923378
You liked that didn't you?
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Is there a way to avoid players? I fucking hate going against certain people
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>"We've defeated Null Sector! We're giving peace a chance!"
>we literally just walked in, blew shit up, and shot everything that wasn't being peaceful
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>>173923465
I've been trying to do that for months now, it just doesn't catch on enough
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>>173923465
you risk killing us all
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>>173921846
I wanna collect them all :')

>>173922212

That's nice. You should if you have enough money!

By the way, is n censored for anyone? Like just the letter.
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>>173923393
Now I can't even make sense of what you're trying to say. Did you get confused?

>>173923512
/pol/ needs to leave
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first for hanjo
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>Want to play to get my lootboxes
>Don't actually want to play the game
Fuck.
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>>173923540
there use to but then autistic widowmains got all pissy that they were shitting up people's games and being stuck with long queue times because everyone avoided them

blocking a player just mutes their chat and voice for you even though you can do that from the communication menu
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>>173923042
Tracer/Emily is canon.

Those two are just about, truth be told.
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>>173923556
I've posted with you
Strange this anonymity isn't it?
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>>173923138

Theorizing with evidence to support is bad because shippers drag evidence out of their ass as "proof"
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>>173920951
How do you even get bronze??
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>>173923694
Wasn't that because he was a GOOD Widow back when she was retarded, and people got assblasted?
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>>173923721
cringe
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>>173922654
It was a metaphor but yeah
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>>173923748
So you do understand why you should never combine the two.

Good.
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>>173923556
We need to break the Lena's smile.
Kill the monkey.
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>>173923575
No, I posted a picture of windowhanzo
then later called you out for getting salty that someone said "people like bad ships"

and now you're claiming I'm posting fetish shit... because I posted widow and hanzo once? or because you're retarded and somehow think only one person disagrees with you when it's most of owg that does
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exactly how sentient are omnics? are some of them "dumb" robots, or are they all independent AI?

do those little slicers have a full range of thought and emotion like Zenyatta? are they content being cannon fodder?
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How can a fictional being be so perfect?
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>>173923770
even with current widow there is nothing in this game less fun than playing against a good widow
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>>173923906
shes maybe a mary sue then anon, these tend to be too perfect
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why does it take approximately 23 years for genjis ult to cool down before you can do anything
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>>173923836
It's nothing a few months of torture can't fix.
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>>173923721
anime was a missed steak
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>>173923715
ehh, every general makes it's own little community eventually

>>173923836
you fuck off already
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>>173923721
feel bad for whoever has to carry them
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Can someone post the webm of dva in hanamura spawn and she boosts but has mouse on high sens and she stays in one spot and everybody is like wtf
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>>173922513
>whoever designed this character at blizzard played Dark Souls 1 PvP and decided to design a character around BS fishing.
that's surprisingly accurate
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>>173923906
that's not how human spines work she needs serious medical attention
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>>173923543
To be fair, Null Sector wasn't exactly peaceful. And supposedly, they attacked first.
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>>173924162
She's Korean, it's plastic.
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>>173924047
It's Ritsu's younger brother who's an actual pro Genji.
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What if Widow was american?
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the true curse of being high rank is that you get matched with the same people frequently
and yes that includes the throwers
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>>173923836
Winston isn't a monkey. He's a respected scientist, and a friend so close and dear to Tracer she would never let anything happen to him
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>>173924313
DELET
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>>173923748
>bad because shippers drag evidence out of their ass as "proof"
I've looked at the story for a while before really coming to conclusions and it all seems to go together. Usually I just get people either forgetting pieces of information or just misinterpreting scenes. I had someone try to convince me that the reason Ana was angry was due to Jack being unable to speak for himself for some reason. How do you even get to a conclusion like that?
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>>173924428

because all of those theories are completely possible, and equally as viable as "they're gay lovers" and we have no idea until otherwise shown whether either of those theories are right

Deluded faggot. you're literally the same as the people you're complaining about.
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>>173923870
So you're going to pretend the Daddy76 fucking slut Hana wasn't you? Cute.
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did performance tank with the latest patch? wtf

>inb4 your settings changed with the update
I already adjusted them back
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>>173924313
She would kill you during that Mistletoe Intro.
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>>173924313
Why is Mei cosplaying as Widow?
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>>173924640
Sure she wouldn't eat you first?
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>>173924313
Then she'd probably be jacked as fuck because America seems really into the super steroids super soldier thing in the OWverse
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>>173924713
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>>173924324
If they're consistent throwers wouldn't they drop down?
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>>173924574
>because all of those theories are completely possible, and equally as viable as "they're gay lovers"

You really haven't picked up on the fact this writing is that unpredictable huh? The reason you push for "anything could happen" is because there are still theories you're clinging to and don't want to let go of yet.
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>>173924810
eventually they do
and then they get replaced by others
fun stuff
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>>173924816
>You think there are multiple possibilities in the writing
>I think there is one and only one and the answer is gay lovers
>you are the one clinging, not me

projecting isn't healthy dude
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>>173924816
was jack a prettyboy when he was young and not a old fart??
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>>173924781
>tfw you realize Jack Morrison is literally Steve Rogers, while S: 76 is literally Frank Castle
>>
>first three games of the day have been Widow main using kb&m on console.
When the fuck are they gonna remove compatibility. This is bullshit
>>
Anyone else like using the gate glitch on uprising, then walking away and letting enemies spawn?
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>>173924761
Maybe. I mean who knows. Americans are weird people.
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Where's the Mimiposters tonight?
>>
Look at this pretty blue spider.
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>>173924974
>you can use kb&m on console
holy shit that's OP
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>>173925138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZJn6EEKNwM
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>>173925038
>tfw opened 10 uprising lootboxes and no epic skin
>tfw want genji, widow, mercy, torb and dva highlights but have only 2k credits

help
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>>173924921
You're the one projecting if you think I said that. I'm not telling you holding onto your theories is wrong either. You like an idea and you roll with it. What I am trying to tell you is that there is a direction Chu is writing in. He's not someone who just writes information in such a vague way that its not possible to see what's happening. Part of the reason I think give this reason of doubt so much merit is they think Chu has no fucking idea what he's doing. That really isn't the case. I'm not saying the writing is revolutionary, that's exactly why its so predictable in the first place.

The bottom line is, you actually can, for the first time, go in and find a direction this story is going in. There is finally a enough information to do so.
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>>173923606
HANJO!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>173924313
DELET
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>>173925313
Do quickplay/3man elim
If you have to buy lootcrates
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>>173924932
We saw what he looked like some point before Overwatch just a few days ago.
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>>173925313
I cant help you Anon. The only Legenderies I got where Scarecrow Junkrat and that one Hockey Lucio.
Events are a time to suffer.
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How to play rein on legendary difficulty?
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>>173925391

You can easily find the direction this story is going in without the answer being fags.
You seriously need to chill if that's your be all end all conclusion - you have no creativity and you're projecting what you want to see in what's being written.
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>there are people trying to beat legendary that don't know omnics have weak points
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Anybody wanna join up to beat legendary?
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>>173925696
>You can easily find the direction this story is going in without the answer being fags.
Are you referring to Reaper and S76?

>you have no creativity and you're projecting what you want to see in what's being written.
That's honestly what you got out of my post when I was saying the opposite?
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Have you accepted the only good and canon ship?
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>>173924945
it's a really neat contrast desu that doesn't get enough attention because 76 has dad memes and Jack Morrison may or may not be gay
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So besides Reinhardt and Torbjorn of course, do the other characters have any use for using their melee attacks?
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NULL SECTOR CLAIMS THIS THREAD FOR THE SUPERIOR OMNIC NATION!
NO HUMANS!
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>>173925923
It's dead. Pun intended.
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>>173926071

>Literally lead by 4 Orisas

How did they get anywhere in london again?
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>>173925827
OMNICS HAVE NO WEAK POINTS THIS IS HUMAN PROPAGANDA
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>>173926071
H-Heh, y-yeah.
Kill all humans.

Beep b-boop.
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What would a relationship with her be like?
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>>173926185
Shock and Awe, most likely
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>>173926264
She'll blackmail you into becoming her slave.
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>>173926002
It's useful on everyone for finishing weaker opponents when you're out of ammo or so you don't risk missing and letting them get away. Roadhog especially needs it for his hook combo.
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If you beat Expert/Legendary on all Heroes, do you get the spray? Please say yes
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>>173926185
Or-14s were an Omnic designed model that genocided africa.
Or-15s are upgraded Or-14s
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>>173926225
Beep boop son, beep boop
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>>173926264
about as fucked up as a relationship could possibly be
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>>173925313
>Open ~10 boxes
>Get Zen intro and 2 different icons twice
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>>173926337
I've been killed by more OR-14s in legendary than orisa players desu
I hope she gets reworked
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>>173926264
Sombra, despite her appearance, would ironically be the perfect girlfriend, being very loving and sweet and knowing all of your favorite foods and things. She'd also never be around for most of the day because she's busy, until you want her, then she magically shows up.
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>>173925923
I wonder if Widowmaker even knows that it was she who killed him.
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>>173926387
Better than the ones I had before! I had none.
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>>173926559
BEEN HERE ALL ALONG
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>>173925167
It's not the most common, but it sticks out like a sore thumb. Nothing can be done about it, Sony allows it.
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>>173926578
Pretty sure she does. All they did was brainwash her, not erase her memories.
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>trying to get 80%+ on hard mode any hero
>FINALLY get a team that knows what they are doing
>tell them to follow me into right side to attack that first bastion after the payload blows up
>tell them to heal up inside this little area behind cover
>they all keep trying to kill the second bastion instead of listening to me and going around through the left pathway
>keep my shield up and spam group up as i walk through the left hallway path
>one by one they all die to the bastion
>try to revive them
>2 tank bastions kill me
>payload was at 98% health

WHY WOULD YOU KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT INTO A BASTION I EVEN FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO RIGHT BEFORE THE PAYLOAD EXPLODED ARE THESE PEOPLE FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT ITS ONLY HARD MODE

I carry easily with Rein in hard, but i can't stop my team from walking into a sentry bastion

What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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>>173926264
Tacos and beans for dinner every day.
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>4/13/2017
>still can't mixmatch weapons and skins
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>>173925616
>hope you get good teammates (most important part, if your dps are bad you will lose regardless of how well you play)
>charge detonators away from the cart when they're about to blow up
>if nobody is in danger, kill the splicers so your dps don't have to waste ammo on them
>if nobody is in danger, let your shield regen instead of holding it up 24/7 against a few grunts, you can even go to the frontlines and whack on them to get ult
>fire strike on cd if nobody is in danger
>if someone dies without rez, shield their body so someone can revive them, you'll probably need a mic because most people are too dumb to help you do this without you yelling at them
>save ult for bastions or fuckhuge swarms of grunts (if your dps is shit and can't kill them fast enough before you get overwhelmed), you can get away with charging them if your team is good and you know they'll follow up on it, if your shield goes down in front of a bastion and it's not seriously hurt, charging out of desperation is better than letting your team die, assuming you're full hp, the bastion will not be able to kill you before you pin him
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>>173926703
You know the 80%+ achievement doesn't work on all heroes right
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>>173926559
I must be contrarian because I think sombra is the hottest looking female in overwatch hands down. her hair wouldn't look good in real life obviously, but other than that she is perfect
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>>173922296
>>173922382
>>173922804

weird that 76 has been untouched for months in the state he is in

is it because blizzard wants to have a call of duty player friendly choice for all the mouthbreathing morons that buy the game through marketing
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please fucking explain how to beat legendary solo. I play rein, I shield, torb fucking ignores me and doesn't help for shit vs the bastions and my team can't get by.
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Uprising needed a big unique boss fight at the end. A huge quadroped tank boss or something.
They even have the model lying around all over Eichenwald
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>>173926653
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Why can't Torb get assists from armor packs?
Healers can get it from healing, and zarya from shielding, no?
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>>173926813
>me ooga
>team booga
>ooga booga booga
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>>173926813
Everyone loses when the bastions come. Expect nerfs to the mode.
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>>173926801
It's because if they nerf 76, then pharah becomes a God unless McCree is buffed at longer distance to compensate.

It's also because Kaplan is a hopeless Plat rank noob who doesn't know how to play the game. Have you ever talked to a Plat rank loser? they are subhuman
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>>173926757
>4/13/2017
>still no hats
>loot boxes can still be opened without having to purchase keys
>still no glove crates
>still no glove crate keys
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>>173926813
Don't. Find 4 people who are agreeable and communicate.

Play with them. Dont rage if it takes a few tries.
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>>173922296
Go away, Reaper.
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>>173926890

not >>173926813 but

>my teammates actions are my fault
>my team having bad aim is my fault
>my team having shit common sense and map awareness is my fault
>my team walks in front of my shield is all my fault

0/10
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>>173920936
>her voice lines change to show she's not her happy go lucky self anymore
disgusting
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>>173926684
She clearly misses him, but doesn't seem to regret anything. Also when Ana mentions Gerard, she gets all butthurt and defensive just like when someone asks a Widow main to swap XDD
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>some smartasses use the exploit to skip to the last phase
>during the last phase the rein runs off to solo the last bosses
>dies pathetically and is unreachable
>team wipes
So many retards in this game.
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>>173926917
Honestly I feel that it's kind of bad design that it's all but unbeatable with randoms. Don't force me to party with people..
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>when the match was so boring this was the PotM
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>>173926827
I don't understand why they need to make the entire event scripted. Why can't it be pseudo-random with procedural generation like a diablo dungeon?

At least make the enemies more varied and random. Shit is way too easy or way too hard with no in-between, and no variety to keep it interesting
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>>173927037
W-what exploit?
>>
>Be torbjorn on ledgendary difficulty
>Mercy and Tracer both die, rein is holding up his shield for me to save them
>Start to revive the mercy
>Rein decides that the best course of action now that I am defenseless is to drop his shield and shoot a fire strike
>We get mowed down and die

E P I C

and when I play rein, people are too autistic to stand behind the shield

I just want a team that isn't fucking brain dead

is that too much to ask for
>>
Why are there so few Zarya fans ;_; she is strong and cool.
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>>173927037

>exploit
explain

i want to abuse it with my friends and get 80%+ without actually having to defend it
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>be diamond
>beat legendary solo on second try

git gud goldies
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>>173926930
all the skins in OW are basically recolors dude, come on. there's not reason we can't have this
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>get perfect nanovisor/graviton combo that teamwipes and ends overtime to win the game
>potg is lucio booping two people off a cliff
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To those of you who actually like this game
How?
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>>173927103
Theres some exploit where tracer or rein rushes to the payloads final destination before the payloads ad starts moving.
Apparently that shuts off all spawns.
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>no hacker gf
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>>173927161
her hair looks like shit
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>>173927150

i'll play with you anon.

I'm trying to go for the +80% achievement and I'm not retarded.
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>>173927267
>giving a shit about the potg after it was kinda of a neat new thing in the beta
its just some cheap ego boost so players feel good about themselves
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>>173924313
she actually looks better
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>>173926813
if you're soloing, playing tracer and carrying HARD is the only way from my experience. i've gotten further instalocking her every game than i have trying to be nice and fill. might be doable as torb but i doubt it because you have to spend more time babysitting a turret instead of soloing elites
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>>173917731
>console doesnt include that half second ass shot in the highlight intro
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>>173926998
Our tracer/mercy die in a corner during second hack, i'm rein, so I shield so torb can revive right? He puts up a turret, upgrades it, walks in front of my shield and dies. My shield then breaks and dies.

They should only let you queue for a dificulty after you beat the one before it holy shit.
>>
>>173917731
>tfw dva can't blow herself up anymore
>>
>give her a nice outfit
>make her white
For fucks sake guys
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>>173927521

Would have been perfect if it wasn't for that retarded headband thing.
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>>173927435

they really fucking should
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>>173927028
Reflections shows her visiting the grave, so she feels something. Ana talks about Gerard and she gets touchy.
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>>173926264
Pretty good man.
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>>173922513
Old Roady was a billion times worse
Now he's not so bad since his hook doesn't go across the map and through 2 dimensions
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>>173927521
Nice bait.
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>>173927161
Who doesn't like Zarya?
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>>173927343
POTG also seems to heavily favor some characters, like Torb, Genji and Hanzo. Lucio boop overrides all, of course.

Soldier POTG is actually hard to get
>>
>>
>that spooky purple pharah skin

Every fucking time I get to play against that skin, they just straight up destroy our team and always have their ult when we attempt to push.
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QUICK YOU MASSIVE KEKS, POST YOUR SOUNDTRACK WHILE PLAYING OVERWATCH

>Anyone who doesn't like gunther should die
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTvTLvkiAbI
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>>173927521
seriously ruined the whole thing

and its not even a nice tone of white
its like pasty, sunburn, american white
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>>173927521
u have a point

france is full of niggers and sandcoons now
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>>173927150
What you are asking is literally impossible, there is no winning.

>Tracer and Mercy die
>walk over to shield while Torb revives
>he opens mic, tells me not to bother
>DEFEAT
What the fuck.
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>>173927521
>>173927634
>White
>More like pink
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>>173927213

One of my friends doesn't even play comp and she got legendary on her second try
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>>173927161
I love her.
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>>173927634
i dont give a shit about lore, i give a shit about good skins
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So, /owg/, who wins?
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>>173918594
no cool down on her hook + aimbot no scopes

and her ult line would be changed to "i'm about to mcfricken lose it"
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>>173927321
What's your bnet
I'm trying to do legendary though
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>>173927967
>I dont give a shit about lore

kys
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>>173926793
her hair and jewelery makes her look trampy, but she'd probably actually be really nice and friendly if you ever get to know her. You wouldn't expect to hit it off with her, but she's an excellent conversationalist and would talk about a wide variety of obscure topics that surprisingly interest both of you.
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>>173927896

Wow, she's quite lucky. I was actually bullshitting to make people here feel bad.
>>
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Reminder that Orisa is the best waifu, all others are SHIT
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>>173928084
until you learn that she only knows topics your interested into because she hacked into every bit of info you have online. and you find it endearing
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>>173928053
You can't be seriously defending the excuse for lore this game has
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>>173927995
goku beats both of them
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>>173927521
tumblr has also done it with Sombra. Drawing her as a negro.
Then there is of course their brienwashing if reaper. Even Mcree, hanzo, genji etc
>>
I want to beat Legendary but having to go through the first section just to get up to the part I'm struggling with is such a drag. I wish there was a way to just practice that section
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>>173928181
>You will never teach Orisa what love is
It hurts
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>800dpi
>1000hz
>4/11 windows
>5 in game
>27 scope
>small crosshair

What are your settings for blueberry fags?
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>>173927521
they ruined it by giving her blue hair with normal skin
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>>173928181
I want to fist her robo-pussy while shoving a huge dragon dildo up her butt until she collapses in mindbreaking orgasms.
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>>173917731
>dva's selfie highlight is real

kinda cute yo
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>>173928262
Brownwashing*
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>>173928262
Yeah but that's fanart, it doesn't affect the game
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>it's a "no one kills the enemy zarya" game
>constantly at high charge all match
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>>173928117

She has a friend who also doesn't play much comp, and he did a good job I hear
she's a support main and he's a widow main, and when they tried legendary he was like "I'm going to play reinhardt cause i need to practice him more" and just.. bam
I was shocked
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Hold the FUCK up.
Just made a new development.

The new spray is called FIRST BORN
Ana has a photo of her with a baby in her Overwatch uniform. Pharah should have have been born before she was in Overwatch.

THERE ARE 2 BABIES
TWO.
BABIES.
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>>173927798
>listening to music while playing a game that relies this heavily on sound cues
smdh desu senpai
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>>173927586
best part is when you get the mercy that fucking never revives unless it's some flashy 3 person bullshit
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>>173928370
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Imagine being so bad you need a lowskill crutch character like Tracer to win lmfao
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>>173928521
I
NEED
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>>173928252
That doesn't answer the question.
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>>173928430
CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>173928394
Are you being retarded on purpose? Widow isnt black nigger.
>>
>>173928370
>>173928521

>70-ish years into the future
>everyone is still using 6th generation iPhones apparently
>>
>>173928657
goku beats the question
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>>173928430
Have you ever considered the fact that Ana took Pharah around while being in uniform and that she took Pharah around while in Overwatch?
>>
>>173928698
Pharah is 33. Omnic crisis was 30 years ago.

That does not look like a 3 year old baby.
>>
>>173928665
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>173928568
Imagine being so bad to complain in a mongolian throat singing forum.
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>>173928430
Someone should harras Chu on Twitter about this.
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>>173928430
Someone explain to me like im 5 RIGHT NOW
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>>173928430
or more likely its just another example of another hole in the world they keep trying to build
>>
>>173927721
It's because the game heavily favors environmental kills, that's why Roadhog ulting a few people off a cliff is basically 100% guaranteed for PoTG (ult used + environmental kill)
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>>173928430
DELET THIS
this means nothing
>>
>>173928430
>>173928926
>yfw blizzard is forced to release pharah's sibling as a new hero because of this continuity error
>>
>>173928801
And Pharah would have been older than she looked in that group photo.
>>
please, make 2 generals.

one /overwatch social/ where filth and below masters can jerk each other off to soldier and mccree pictures, and /owg/ goes to the people that play this game for the actual gameplay and in competitive at 3500+

because look at this fucking failure of a gaming general right now.
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>pic related
>Rein trying to hold enemy team too close to their spawn
>won't stop crying for heals since he's getting rekt so Mercy pockets him
>frequently asking them to fall back and hold on high-ground
>have to solo take out enemy Widow who tries to sneakily take me out from behind because no one is defending the opposing balcony
>Rein and Mercy die so we lose the point

Was Mystery Heroes, so it's expected but I hate how fucking retarded people are when it comes to positioning.
>>
>>173929057
>>173928926
>>173928847
>>173928801
>>173928430
Dumbasses. The spray is called newborn not first born.
>>
What do Omnics want besides killing humans or being dude weed hippies?
They are either stoned robo buddhists or genocidal maniacs.
>>
>>173928053
?

All the best interactions in this game are non canon...
>>
>>173928430
that'd be cool but i think it's just a fuck up on the artist's part
>>
>>173928698
I can't find my image reference but that's Ana's uniform during the golden years of Overwatch, she wore a different one before she became a Captain.
>>
jesus beating Uprising on hard is impossible there are so many retards in this game
>>
>>173929231
They want to get laid if you look at that couple in King's Row.
>>
So, what's the best use for Whole Hog? I haven't gotten much use out of it, but I think I might just not be using it right.
>>
>pharah shippers are tards
>none of them talk about the Turok looking guy on Anubis.
>>
I need healing.
>>
>>173929221
Its first born, go look again
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>>173928430
Pharah's dad is Ronnie Matthews?
>>
>>173929347
who?
>>
>>173929261
It depends on what the comics and shorts have right now. Interactions either make references to them or they're the ones that fall as non-canon.
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Pharah's dad debate: over

He was some dude.
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>>173929452
john redcorn etc
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>>173929452
>born before overwatch was formed
>turns out he was some random guy

What a shocker
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>>173929389
It's "Newborn".
>>173929452
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I FINALLY DID IT SOLO

MFW ITS STILL NOT THE HARDEST DIFFICULTY
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>>173929309
Omnics doubtfully have any sexuality at all. They are robots that reproduce asexually. The "couple" are just "friends"
Null Sector is probably trying to free all the sexbots.
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>>173929452
ok I fucked up but it's still possible
Someone should ask Chu
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>>173927103
get to the last door where the payload explodes before the countdown to finish protecting the payload finishes. Then sit at the door
>>
How come lucio stilll hasnt had any skins or lore including him into overwatch?
He seems so out of place. His backstory makes him more like a npc than a hero.
>>
>>173929651
m8, you fucked up because you were using "first born" which implied there was another. You might as well ask who the Crusader with the long blonde hair in Reinhardt's spray is.
>>
>>173928430


SOMEONE TWEET THIS TO CHU AND DOUBLE CHECK ITS THE SAME BABY IN BOTH PICTURES PLEASE
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>>173929712
He will be in the Numbani Doomfist animated short.
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>>173929452
NAVAJO'D
>>
>>173929432
Sure, but even references are non canon because stuff like "sorry big guy!" is great but obviously Tracer killing Winston isn't something that happened in the story. Same with rival characters talking shit to each other when they're on a team together.

I think the shorts and comics are decent, but there's not really any depth there compared to the interactions in-game.
>>
>>173929751
>m8, you fucked
I fucked up how I remembered the name when I saw the spray. That doesn't mean the issue with the uniforms isn't still there. That's the whole reason I brought it up really. That is not a 3 year old baby.
>>
>>173929829
>>173929221
>>173929751
In other words, >>173928430 is a fag.
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>>173929452
>>173929517
>>173929525
>>173929537
>>173929651
>>173929751

hey dumb fucks, shut the fuck up?

nobody cares. talk about the actual video game and not some fan theory on shit that doesnt matter.

seriously, fuck off from this general.
>>
>Pharah in work overalls and singlet with experimental jet pack skin harness
>Pharah in skintight bodysuit skin similar to cadet Oxton.

Just made Pharahs design good
>>
>>173929951
the uniform is still a problem
>>
>>173929542
I did it solo on my first try :^) and I'm a gold shitter so I'm still not sure how that happened

Who did you play?
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>>173930057
>harness skin
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>>173930110
that's
not how kissing works
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>>173929942
You based your whole argument over a spray name and you assume it wasn't a year or two after the omnic crisis. Ya goofed.
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>>173930013
the lore is part of the game and so is theorizing about it, but just for you i'm now going to bring up what an underappreciated idea pharah/mccree is.
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>>173930181
>expecting better from someone who relies on porn for all their knowledge about sex
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>>173930196
>You based your whole argument over a spray name

Nope. I didn't deny I fucked up but that doesn't mean the inconsistencies are gone.
Do you know nothing about children? A 2 year old would already be walking.
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>>173930181
How would you even know?
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STOP PICKING SHITTY FUCKING HEROES ON UPRISING
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>>173930110
>>173930181
Mercy is a whore
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>>173930181
>implying kissless virgins know how to kiss

>>173930226
It's because Pharah is lesbian, don't you know? Seriously, where the fuck did this even come from?
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>>173918735
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>somebody talking shit on general chat
>check their profile out of curiosity
>he is silver/bronze

Every. Fucking. Time.
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>>173930495
pharmercy, i don't think pharah gets very much attention from the fandom unless she's being paired with mercy
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>>173930013
go back to comp you fucking virgin
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>Keep getting matched with Reins that swing more than they shield on Legendary
please play normal
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>>173930370
>a year or two
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>>173930630
stop taking damage baddy
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Im about to fall from diamond into silver.
Is this proof the system is crap?
I can see the system is resisting dropping me too quickly because im clearly better than the idiots around me but im on a continually losing streak during this event.
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what does saliva that isnt yours taste like??
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>>173927013
>tfw they don't change her face model so she still smiles
>tfw they did this on purpose, because she's trying to keep a brave face on, but she's broken inside
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>>173930676
1 year olds can walk, 2 year old should walk
You can not swaddle a 1-2 year old child.

Pharah is 33, the omnic crisis started 30 years ago. That is not a 3 year old child.
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>>173930620
I am. hit GM last night, where you at fuckface?
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>>173930716
>Im about to fall from diamond into silver.
How do you go down two brackets?
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>>173930554
>want pharah art
>75% of it involves mercy

At least they're both attractive
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>>173930887
Teams im with are potato. I lost one game because the team walked off the point and an enemy snuck on and capped it.
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>>173930993
You are the only constant
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>>173930841
She's 32.
You get your labels wrong and you get your math wrong. As for 1-2 year olds walking or not, it varies from kid to kid.
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>>173931056
You're an idiot.
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>>173930716
>>173930993
there's no such thing as ELO hell :^)
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>>173930554
I mean outside of that. I see her get paired more with Symmetra than someone like say McCree.

Why is she made lesbian?
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>>173931131
Maybe, but I'm not wrong.
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>>173931145
MY FUCKING GOD.
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>>173931201
You are wrong.
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Just started playing again after stopping before Orisa was released.

Why the fuck is a "tank" this fragile?
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I finally got a team that beat expert
how hard is legendary for soloqers
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>>173930524
Yeah its pretty crazy imo. Would be cool to see the kind of person they are IRL
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another patch with no notes
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>>173931270
Impossible
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>>173931249
Ok, enjoy the low ranks then. It's all your team's fault you're stuck down there. Those who rose to GM just had amazing luck and good teams every game, it had nothing to do with individual skill.
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Anyone going to buy her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x9pIwNNVOk
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>>173930094
Mercy and I told my team all what to do :^)

I even had to be the one to do the door exploit because tracer didnt listen and rush to the door before the clock went down.

tfw I had to rez them all 5 times during the part where he have to take out the Orisa's and Bastions
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>>173931073

Regardless, 1-2 years old is not a newborn

Pharah couldnt have been born dttaight after the omnic crisis or Ana would have been heavily oregnant during the crisis

What a thrill
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>>173931354
>waiting for hot glue
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>>173931263
She's not meant to be face tanking per se, but she can reduce damage for a few seconds with Fortify.
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>>173931353
Well i rose to masters soloq so whats your point? Have you considered you're an idiot?
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What do you think is the hardest character-specific achievement?
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>>173930887
Dude thats three brackets

He has to be extra retarded
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I wonder if we will ever get anymore info on Lucio and Symmetra? Both of them feel weird being part of Overwatch. I think Symmetra has the fewest interactions with people as well.
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>>173931476
Ok lets do this
>individuals are responsible for the 5 other players
If you believe this you must have a congenital birth defect in the brain.
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>>173931196
>Why is she made lesbian?
people like to make pairings based on synergy. parah and mercy go together in game so people like to say its because of love or something
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New Elimination maps when? It's literally the only good mode in the game and Bli$$ard ignores it completely
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>>173931597
t. silver shitter
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>>173931263

Abuse fall off with her. Her abilities have 0 fall off so she can sit ages away firing at the enemy and setting them up for your team

Fortify is for when your shields are down and/or you need to reposition. Essentially it just makes impossible to burst you down, but you'll still fall to heavy concentrated fire
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>>173931450
why are you lying on the internet

>>173931597
You are the only constant
>>
shitpost in /owg/
get (you)s
backwards
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>>173931708
Except my season high is masters.
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Why is the SR gain so random? Last night I was getting 30-40 SR for each win, and only losing 20 for losses. So I was climbing pretty rapidly.

But today I'm getting the mirror image: only about 20 SR for wins, and over 30 for losses. This is extremely discouraging. :(
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>moving to another city tomorow
>will get me at least a month until i get all my stuff moved and shit
>didn't get McCree and Genji skins
>got shitty Widowmaker skin which i don't even like

At least i got 76 emote for advanced teabagging and Ana trolling.

Will these skins ever come back?
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what did they mean by this?
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>>173931073
>make mistakes but the point still stands
wew look at you just going in circles.
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>>173931374
You're assuming she wasn't sent to fight right after she gave birth and the fight itself lasted years. "Newborn" is before Overwatch then you get the picture with Ana in uniform a while later. You jumped the gun before checking your stuff.
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>>173931760
>defending the broken system this hard
My sides you are autistic.
The other constant if you soloq is you have 5 undetermined constants you low IQ mong.
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Angels are cute.
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>>173931145
man vaginas look scary
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>>173931648
>platypus2
That's an echidna, you mongoloid
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>>173930181

Well a bit janky animated it's exactly how it works IRL.
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>>173926813
>how to beat legendary solo
Not going to happen with a pug. Need 4 organized people.
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>>173931145
Godspeed brother
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>>173931896
>"it's all my team, i have no control over the outcome of the game"
If everyone is a pub is a retard except for you, that means your team has an advantage doesn't? Oh wait no, the other team is always the better one and your team is always the one with drooling idiots.
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>>173931974
It's showing muscles within the body with a black hole in the center, of course it looks scary.
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>>173931145
so it IS pink!
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>>173931874
How could she be in Overwatch with a baby when Overwatch did not exist. You yell about pointless, tiny inaccuracies while being inherently wrong regardless.
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>>173931630
No, no, I don't mean that, I mean why specifically is Pharah kept as gay?

The synergy crap I know and face palm with how they've gotten since the Genji/Mercy reveal.

>>173931535
Well, Symmetra has her autism so she's probably not going to interact, and it isn't like Lucio stole from her directly, just her boss. As for being in the game, well, Sombra's little chart has Vishkar tied with Lumerico, which is tied to some other group and global conspiracy. Lucio's the freedom fighter for Huehue.
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How do I climb with DVa? I use her as a DM bot and usually have the least deaths on my team.

I'm garbage with her ultimate though
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>>173931535

Neither of them are a part of Overwatch

The only overwatch members in the current story are Winston and Tracer. And they wanna re-recruit Mercy, Torb, Rein and Mei (as well as others we havent met yet that are part of the old guard)

Sym and Lucio are both tied into the Vishkar corporation side story. Both of them heroes but with different views

Meanwhile dva is a celebrity that fights kaiju omnics

Pig and rat are on globetrotting crime spree

McCree, Ana and Soldier are all on the run, but mccree is on his own snd not aware the other two are alive. While being stalked by sombra apparently

Widow and Reaper doing talon things.

Zarya fighting against the omnics in russia.

Zen and genji in nepal

Hanzo wandering the earth

Orisa defending numbani from doomfist

Pharah still working for Helix security, but shes also the only character outside of jack and reaper to know that Ana is alive.

Oh and Torb and Bastion are hanging out now. Torb trying to figure out why Bastion is such a nice guy snd not murdering everyone
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>>173932093
Most of my games this event have actually put me against diamonds on the opposing team in the gold bracket.
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>>173931970
*Angelas
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Cast the Overwatch movie

>Pharah
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>>173932093
This is something people don't understand. If you go on a 5, or even 10 game loss streak because of retards in your matches, that IS possible. It can happen, and it does if it starts tilting you. But the more you play, the more likely that the enemy team will get retard streaks, and statistically everything evens out. Everything except you, the person playing. The more you play, the closer and closer you'll drift to your true rank. Don't feel bad about dropping, because if you're genuinely good you'll just climb back up, and if you're not you'll stay down there with the other shitters until you get better.
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>>173931145
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>>173932367
>some generic brown trash instagram bimbo
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>>173932403
Completely correct. If you really are good, you'll get there but you have to keep playing. If you're where you deserve to be, you won't move.
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>>173932367
>Roadhog
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>>173932170
Ana was one of the original members of the original Overwatch. Are you seriously telling me that After your said crisis from 30 years ago you wouldn't have a uniform then the picture taken. I'm not yelling about inaccuracies but when you started your whole point over things you messed up on, you should probably step back and take the tinfoil off.

>>173931862
>makes a point but the point is based off of mistakes
wew lad
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>>173932403
You're all morons. Fact is ranked is cancer during limited time events. All the people who havent been playing jump back in to grind boxes. Thats why SR gets completely destroyed like that. During the quiet period between events players are more reliable.
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Buy 50 loot boxes like i did.
i literally have everything minus the two torb skins.
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>>173932367
winston
>>
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>>173931358
I was Rein and we had no comms and didn't do the exploit :^)
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>>173932594
If all the bad people who don't normally play are on the enemy team, shouldn't someone who has been playing regularly and trying to climb have an easy time winning?
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>>173930716
Blizzard shills will defend this.
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>>173932632
This fucking casual...
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>>173932218
Genji and McCree are both a part of the old guard.

Rein's in Germany

Torb's being Swedish in Sewden

Mercy's in the Iraq/Iran area

Mei's being weather girl for a news station
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>solo-healer heals you to half health and then boosts away
th-thanks lucio
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>>173932784
stop being a shitter and taking unnecessary damage
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>>173932784
He has to zip everywhere now because people can't stick together.
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So Ana's not married ? Has Chu said more?
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What did they mean by this?
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Junkrat not damaging himself is kinda stupid. He just walks up to tanks and destroys them
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>>Begin playing Mercy to fill in when no one else picks a healer
>>People not fighting on the objective
>>No one ever picks a counter when a Pharah keeps killing me
>>I NEED HEALING - is behind a wall
>>1 Person dies
>>WHY DIDN'T YOU RES
>>Orisa players put down shields, run out of it to fight people
>>Power up soldier
>>He doesn't shoot anyone

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.
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>>173932986
DVA can stand next to her mecha exploding stop trying to bring logic into this.
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>>173932984
Oh shit, the game is actually a simulation!
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>>173932562
The point was always that the child can't be pharah unless there is a retcon. That never changed.
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>>173932367
Jack.
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>>173930630
>not killing everything before the rein can get to them so he gives up and goes back to protecting the rest of the team
Don't tell me you're not instalocking dps?
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>>173932984
>>173933108
>haha we are such big nerds here at blizzard HQ so we added this silly doctor who reference in our game also we want the tumblr audience
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>>173932739
Potemkin is black?
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>>173923751

>First season playing comp
>Won 7/10 placements
>Get 1600 placement
>Every match is filled with shit picks and rage quitters
>Spend all weekend dealing with this shit
>1954 now

Legit just don't have the willpower to grind this shit out.
>>
What'd they update today?
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>>173933239
He's always been black.
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Wow what a whore
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>tfw already leveled up 10 times since the event started
what did i mean by this
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>>173933490
Huh. I've never actually played as him because I was a day one Ramlethal main
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>>173933502
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>>173933128
And this point was reached by stating Pharah was 33, the name of a spray, and that the original strike team wasn't kept as a special unit and a photo taken when the uniforms were issued during/after the crisis. There's really nothing to retcon, but someone jumping the gun suddenly.
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>>173933132
Why is Chris Evans the perfect blonde white man?
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Comp is fucking shit
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>>173933720
you've been cucked
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>>173933720
nerd
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>>173933904
by whom
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>>173932218
Mercy will never re-join Overwatch, she was pretty vocal about how it got too militarized during the end days of it
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>>173933749
He was in the older Guilty Gear. They just changed his look along with about half of the cast.
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>>173933456
You meant that your stalling on all of your lifts while becoming increasingly suicidal and depressed resulting in you skipping practice in order to play video games in your safe space all day.
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>>173933874
How?
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>>173933907
>nerd
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>>173932763
I heard somewhere McCree got pinned with most of the shady shit Blackwatch pulled off so that's why he's constantly on the run.
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>>173931974

That's a womans vagina you idiot
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>>173933502
>that face
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>>173933993
Yeah I know, I was pretty late to the party on the old games though and never played him in XX either. He doesn't look black there though imo.
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>>173923879
I feel like they're drones, but the rest of the Nulls you're killing are sentient bots. They have reactions that seem like something that thinks/feels, while the slicers literally just bee-line the payload and try to destroy it. Don't ever react to being shot. Same with Eradicators, actually. But those are just floating bombs.
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>>173933791
>stating Pharah was 33
She's 32
>the name of a spray
its newborn
>the original strike team wasn't kept as a special unit
The Pharah was born before the omnic crisis began. There was no Overwatch
Ana is wearing her golden years uniform in that picture when Overwatch should not even exist.
>a photo taken when the uniforms were issued during/after the crisis
A photo taken with that uniform had to have happened during the omnic crisis. The omnic crisis is only 30 years old.
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>>173933132

76
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>>173934074
Winston still has him on call, and he went all the way to Mexico. Who knows if he'll answer.
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>goof around in skirmish
>hanzo kills me and teabags him
>proceed to dominate him and his pocket widow for the next 5 mins
>he's a master genji main
>he picks genji and kills me as i was looking for a medpack
>proceeds to teabag, spray and emote me
>next round we're in the same team
>"fuck off you fucking jew"
new game
>playing ctf as mccree
>killing the enemy genji 5 times in a row
>"mccree players are gay and take no skill"
>next round again we're in the same team
>he trashtalks me
>he's a genji main as well
>next round he picks widow and stands in the spawn all the time
>"heh mccree why you can't killl me now? :^)"
What the fuck is wrong with Genji mains?
Why are they so fucking salty in arcade?
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>>173931830
Good luck with the moving, sorry you didn't get what you wanted from the event.
To me it would have been the right idea leaving these skins unlocked to buy even after the event is over but it doesn't look like they're going to do that.
>>
>>173927028
>>173927617
She also says it with fondness at the start of matches sometimes, and cries out his name sometimes when Mercy resurrects her. Seems like Amelie is buried under the Widowmaker.
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>>173934184
Both looks in the concept there actually look alike.
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>>173933860
He's just the best.
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I've been playing for around 5 hours and haven't won a single game
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>>173934518
>one clearly without jacket
>one clearly without
>wearing jacket in the photo with the baby
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>>173934031
Boy, the pharmercy group must have been triggered.
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>>173929712
Neither has D.Va, neither has Zarya. Neither have the Australians.
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>>173934216
He's not THAT old.
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>>173934605
For the record, the "jacket" doesn't have the Overwatch insignia. Other than the "jacket", their identical.
>>
Is Tracer good for carrying if you git gud with her? I've literally never played her before Uprising came out and she's actually fun as fuck.
>>
>>173918091

> Hate Crime

> Not even alive

Omnic sympathizers will be jailed and flogged.
>>
>tfw you drop to the level where healers swap off to junkrat because they don't think the dps are doing enough
>tfw you drop to the level where you consistently get silver or gold damage as zenyatta
>tfw shitters instalock your McCree/Pharah/Tracer and don't do anything
>tfw your entire team don't join voice
>tfw overwatch at diamond is supposed to be the top 10% of players

inb4 you're the only constant meme
>>
>>173934882
Someone said it already, why doesn't someone just go fucking ask Chu
>>
>>173934267
McCree is the type of guy that probably still uses pay phones instead of buying a cell phone so good fucking luck to Winston getting a hold of him
>>
Someone post Tracer and Rein tips for legendary pls.
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>>173934756
>das it soldier
>>
>tfw getting farmed by 2.5 healer lucio comps all day at 3500
send help
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>>173922528
Its a bug introduced with this update. A second bug was that Mei's M1 doesn't slow down enemies and neither does her ult
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Amaris
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>>173934273
Kids.

>tfw I'm a Genji main but I'm chill
>tfw I always carry the stigma of shitty Genjis even when I play well enough and try helping the team rather than spam for healing and everything else
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>>173931830
If you buy loot boxes now you can open them in a months time Anon.
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>>173919657
>Lena was one of the very few people on Earth that treated Winston with any kind of respect and compassion
>he had a hand in the Slipstream project

shit that must have tortured him
>>
>>173935018
He probably has the communicator.

But eh, Besides Tracer and Winston, Torb and Rein, and Genji and Mercy keeping in touch with each other respectively, everyone else is off somewhere.

>McCree's the only one not talking
Shit, he's a lonely cowboy, ain't he?
>>
Who /console/ here?
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>>173932960
Why don't we ask about the fucking problem with the baby picture first?
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>get Blackwatch McCree out of my free box
>earn five more boxes playing the event a few times
>get Trucker Torbjorn

Today was a good day!
>>
I've been getting fucking error 101ed all day on console.
I've restarted the router and xbox again and a fucking gain and this shit still won t fucking work wtf do I do. I'm missing a full day of loot box grinding because of this bullshit
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>>173931630
>synergy based shipping
Where's my Hog Rein and Junk Orisa fanart then?
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>>173933281
you climb fast when you winstreak
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>>173935651
Lucky, I haven't gotten shit
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>tell tracer if she gets off payload before it explodes all the omnics spawn at once
>she gets off
>LOUD BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOOOOO IN THE DISTANCE
RIP
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>>173935651
>mfw ive only gotten the shitty sprays
>open lootbox
>grey, grey, orange, grey
OMFG THIS IS IT
>mfw its that shitty goth zarya skin
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>>173935768
tumblr don't want no horse.
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>>173935651
>got everything except Blackwatch Genji by farming normal uprising mode for 9 games

feels good
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>>173935651
is this a good skin or not?
is this torbs best skin or not?

what do you think
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>>173936039
imagine how wet she's got to be
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Stop playing Orissa.
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>tfw didn't pay the extra $20 for the origin's edition skins because i knew something better and for free was gonna come along eventually
>this update comes out
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>>173917731
>play Expert
>team is (mostly) good, but mode is hard
>play Hard
>team is retarded, just retarded enough to wipe during Hack 2
There's gotta be a happy medium between endless waves of fuckstrong Bastions and Reins who think it's smart to charge shields on the other side of the map
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>>173936275
fuck you

attacking through shield is good and pullslow orb is useful

stop playing rein
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>>173936275
Fuck you. Orisa is cute. CUTE!

Really, use her to help back up your Reinhardt and it's ridiculous.
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>>173936369
Strike Commander Morrison and Tracer's skin are both pretty damn good imo.
Blackwatch Reaper is neat too, but not my thing.
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>>173936275
Can I fuck Orisa?
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>>173936392
hard is so easy that i beat it playing roadhog/symmetra/widow/sombra with my shitty rank 30 friends that don't even play fps games, you should have no trouble with it at all, even with randoms. expert and legendary are the only things you should struggle with
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>people still "main" characters
>people still "main" Junkrat at Diamond
>people still never switch to any other character ever because they want it to show on their stats page that their character of choice is their "main"
Everyone says these people will drift to gold like they should but it never happens because they queue with enablers.
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>>173936752
>not maining Junkman

Do you hate fun?
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What if Torb armour packs stack? Will he be viable?
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>>173936804
I hate being repeatedly killed by Pharah.
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Well, the SUCC.gif finally made it onto the circuit of normie Overwatch twitter. Including its other incarnations:

https://mobile.twitter.com/OverwatchTXT

How long until Blizzard takes notice now?
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How do people play dps and basically do absolutely nothing, if Im doing more work with Winston then you need to switch
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>>173936820
Yes, but that defeats his purpose. He'd be fine now if he could setup faster in the middle of a fight.

If throwing armor packs at his turret upgraded it to level 2, he'd be instantly viable already.
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>>173932367
Hanzo's voice actor can also play him in a live action movie
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>>173936752
even if they are situational being an expert on a single character is a good thing

stop blaming
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>>173936820
no, they need to make his turret not useless. his whole ult depends on "is your turret level 2?" and actually making a level 2 turret and keeping it alive in this game is fucking impossible
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>>173936820
>torb armor packs stack by two
>it's not limited to one torb
>five torbs with 10 armor packs stacking
>slap it on one bastion
How much cancer did I give?
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>>173936875
Just throw a mine at her, or better yet mine jump to her and shove grenades up her ass

If you have the time, you could even set up a mine jump and wait for the cooldown to end so you can then mine jump AND throw a mine once in mid air

It's tricky sure, but if nobody else is going to kill Pharah you might as well make your team look bad by doing it yourself
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>100 NEW loot box items
>last 10 boxes were all dupes
thanks blizz
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>>173932426
here, widow summons it as she sees fit
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>>173936206
Ironclad is torbs best skin.
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>>173937003
>keeping a turret alive is impossible
positioning is an important skill to have friend

ideally you're putting it where, in order to shoot it, someone has to move into your teammates line of fire
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I NEED __________
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Were you able to pick multiple of the same hero in QP and Comp before?
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>>173936968
If the case calls for it I'm all for it.

When they're being directly countered they need to stop that shit.
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>>173937282
Thats why people need 2 mains
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>>173937207
on most maps, you have to choose between having a useful turret or having a turret that won't be instantly destroyed as soon as you walk away from it, the character fundamentally sucks because of this
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>people getting mad in QP when i choose widow
>people who take QP seriously
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>>173937208
to stop posting
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>>173937208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWFStiFOHZo

>>173937242
In QP, yeah. Some of the craziest bullshit you've ever seen.
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>>173937208
ability effects that match the lights on my legendary skin
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>>173937357
>Torbjorn sucks

Torbjorn is actually really fucking good, just don't get attached to your turrets.

I actually believe he's far better on attack, as you cant be attached to a turret because you have to keep moving forward
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>>173937353
Or several.
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Should I get b.va or junebug?
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>>173937373
>pick widow in qp for fun
>enemy winston stalks me all game
>even spawn camps me
Don't do this
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>>173937521
B.VA
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>>173932190
>I mean why specifically is Pharah kept as gay?

She's not. There's a fair amount of het porn featuring her, including some SFM stuff.

Her pairing with Mercy is still probably the most popular, but I chalk that up to two main reasons: It's a confluence of a number of appealing fetishes, and it "got its foot in the door early" so to speak. One or two Pharmercy artworks started appearing in the early days when there wasn't much else (basically just a lot of Widowtracer at that point), most likely because it was a very common sight in-game to see the two of them flying around the sky together (something no other duo can consistently do).

As for the fetish thing: You've got your delicious brown, you've got your aryan beauty, you've got your height difference, you've got your age difference, you've got the sexy accents, you've got your sexy nurse, you've got your military chick, you've got your fit/muscle tone girl (assumed, since Pharah is a military chick), you've got your doctor x patient sexual fantasy.

It's all pretty vanilla as fetishes go, so they're a perfect recipe for widespread appeal. It's no wonder the pairing is popular.
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>>173937521
Junebug, if you have golden guns, if you aren't - don't buy it at all, settle with one of the epic skins.
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>>173937467
he S U C K S
if you don't turtle with your turret all day and try to play on the front lines you just get shit on because of your huge model and even bigger headshot hitbox, if you do try to turtle, a pharah will just shoot your turret twice from the skybox and you won't be able to do anything because you only heal 50hp a fucking swing
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>>173937527
I had to do this, someone else picked Widowmaker already. And the enemy Widowmaker had my favorite skin so I had to hunt her.
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>>173937123
gonna need a link to the full version amigo
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>>173937521
both are fucking gross
wait for d.va to get a skin that isn't trash
or just drop the shitty character entirely
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>>173937208
>ara ara
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>>173937716
>a skin that isn't trash

ironically, Junker and Scavenger are fucking great.
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all dps heroes need a buff to put them at Soldiers level.
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>>173937812
the mech looks good but she looks like a downie with those
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>>173936580
>roadhog/symmetra/widow/sombra
Ah, so you're not playing Vanilla
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>>173933013
I dropped 600 SR when I switched to support despite always being on fire and making sure my epenis was always largest. I actually get bored of dps that isn't junkrat, but I guess I'm not there yet.
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I think its funny ive been playing since launch and there are heroes i virtually never get a skin for but ive got Hanzos Okami skin a dozen or more times.
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>>173937958
That midriff though. And I think her short hair is cute.
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>open loot crate
>see purple
>it's fucking currency
>event item is a fucking dupe voice line
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>>173937962
vanilla would be much easier than that just because of the mercy
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i've been doing legendary for over 8 hours now

i need help

someone fucking kill me already
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>>173938180
the right team will come bro trust me
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Heard a interaction between Mercy and Phrah I never heard before

>Your mother would be very proud of you

>I guess there's a first time for everything

Is it new?
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>>173937208
HEA- BLEH!!!
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I just thought of a sweet hero concept. Time to get my crayons.
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>>173937607
Too young for Genji.
>you've got your doctor x patient sexual fantasy
Isn't this the shit people bitched about as to why Genji and Mercy was bad and they were just being hypocrites?
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Null Sector would kill shippers. They are not all bad.
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>>173938280
Kind of new but kind of not. It's like a rework of another line Mercy has with Pharah talking about Ana.
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>>173937676
Maybe you should try getting good.
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>>173938419
The actual reason tumblr loves Pharah x Mercy so much is because Tumblr can only play Mercy, and tumblr being lesbians ship the character they play with the hero they want to fuck the most. The straight part of tumblr ship her with genji for that same reason.
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I looked at the baby posting confusion above. So here are the date issues that are screwed up thanks to the event:

>Winston's graduation photo (we know about the ages but Tracer and Genji do not make sense)
>Pharah's original baby photo
>The uprising takes place 7 years ago, Swiss incident is 6 years ago, fall of Overwatch is 5 years go (is the Swiss incident not the mark of when the fall is?)

At this point, dates are just always going to be fucked up. I don't think it will ever be resolved.
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>take a few minutes writing a post on the forums about some problems with the new brawl and how they could be fixed
>gets like 4 replies and eventually gets buried
>meanwhile le meme threads get a shitload of replies in an hour
reee
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>>173938419
Doctor/patient relationships are fine when they're lesbians, because guys go insanely horny for two women who will never touch their cocks. When it's a hetero pairing they become incredibly angry at the man in the couple for taking their prize.
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>>173938657
why would i get good with a shit character when i could just play a character that isn't bad and be more effective?
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>you realise that Null Sector was simply rounding up tumblr and reddit posters for extermination because they hacked their accounts. They were offended by the sexualisation of Omnics.
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>>173938498
Is this ship null sector approved?
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Tripping with acid on Ilios. Is there a better feeling...
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>>173938985
Yes but humans must die.
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>>173938985
Yes, but only in the sense that there are no peaceful omnics around for those fucking human shitlords to lord their fleshy privilege over.
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>>173928181
>>173928297

WHAT IS LOVE?
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>>173938678
>shippers literally feel they are entitled to write the fucking story of the game now

I just might be done with this planet.
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>tfw someone insta-locks your main
>tfw they do all the same tactics as you
>tfw you win because they did that tactic
>tfw your team does what its supposed to

do these people only play at night or should i get a lottery ticket?
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This game SUCKS
It's absolute TRASH
Endless FRUSTRATION
Horrible balance. Terrible maps.

and worst of all Blizzard is stuck so far up it's own ass they'll only make it worse
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>>173939189
To be fair, Blizzard has left the story basically hanging for almost a full year. It's understandable that people would get attached to their own interpretations over time, but expecting the writers to adhere to them because of that is just retarded, especially when their argument is basically "REEEEE YOU HAVE TO SHIP THE SHIPS THAT I LIKE."
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Has anyone else seen this?

I was just on a game of Nepal and when it ended, instead of showing the regular players, it showed the 4 Halloween characters Reaper, Mercy, Hog and Junkrat in their Halloween skins.The POTG itself was normal but the victory screen was like that.

Couldn't grab a screenshot in time so here's this
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>>173939429
Yeah someone posts that futa d.va image almost every thread.
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>>173939185
A strong and positive emotion that people feel for one another, be it platonic or romantic.

Does Eli love you?
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>>173939470
>futa
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>trash player loses the game because he wont ult
>next game the cunt locks in my hero to troll me. We lose
>third game we lose again and the same fucking guy is in the team throwing again.
Blizzard shills will defend this.
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has anyone been having framerate drop spikes after this update? it doesnt affect the new PvE but it does happen in QP. game had been running smooth for weeks beforehand
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>>173939185
Pic related.
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>>173939591
Yes last night i noticed a drop of 40fps in comp.
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>>173938996
go outside bro
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>>173939568
>didn't report him
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>>173938985
>caring what a bunch of gearheads think
>>
DONT
PLAY
COMP
IF
YOU'RE
NOT
GOING
TO
USE
TEAM CHAT
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>>173939682
I did. The third game was the last straw because the guy was giving me shit in chat.
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>>173939774
okay then there's no reason that should have happened, fuck that guy.
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>>173939764
But I'm shy
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>>173939189
>>173939421
Guess at this point they're stuck REEEing about Genji and Mercy making cyborg ninja healing babies.

I've been reading around that supposedly Mercy has some line in the event about missing Genji while talking with one of the other three in the event. If it's true then boy is it going to be raining.
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>>173939764
>tfw socially inept
>can't even speak to people online
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>>173939764
only if you get on mic first
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>>173930483
name of artist?
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>>173939965
Even when the sym VA said she finds it cute they freaked out.
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What's the strategy for the final part in uprising? I can easily kill the first or14 but idk what to do about the 2nd or even the last two
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>>173917731
>d.va clips into the ramp on 66 when using the selfie intro
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Should I use voice chat? I never do in games because im a deep voiced man.
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>mcree, dva, bastion, me as mercy on hard event
>none of them shoot the slicers
>payload at 30% health before I say fuck it and start shooting them myself
>they scream for heals while the payload's at 15%

left the game, suck my shit you dips
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>people who only play custom arcade games
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haven't played overwatch in like 7 months

what are the best characters to play as far as strength + utility?
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>>173940173
Deal with the bastions first. Especially the tank bastions. The turret bastions wont move when shot at so just take them out by peeking behind corners.

The Or-14s are actually pretty easy without the abstion support.

Memorize where the bastions are.
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>>173940247
Winston
Reinhardt
Genji
Tracer
Ana
Mercy
Soldier:76
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>>173939764
>it's a fiveman refuses to use teamchat episode
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>>173939764
don't use a mic if you have a shit voice, thanks
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>>173938678
>>173938419
Who gives a shit what tumblr thinks, though.

I think Tracer's girl is really cute and I hope she shows up again.
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>>173940329
Pretty gud desu. Id throw in Zarya though.
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>>173940169
>lesbiangretel
>lesbian
Laying it out there, weren't they?
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>>173940329
zarya is no longer the best of the best? mercy no longer sucks compared to lucio? huh.
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HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO GET THE FUCKING REINFORCEMENTS ACHIEVEMENT IF EVERYONE PICKS SHIT LIKE MEI MCREE AND D.VA OR RISA AND BASTION I'M FUCKING STUCK WITH PICKING MERCY BECAUSE NO OTHER HEALER IS AS USEFUL AS HER FOR THIS MODE
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>>173940169
Tumblr is a freak show. Liberalism was a mistake.
>>
There should be variance in movement speed.

Tanks oughta be the movement speed that they are right now and everybody else should be bumped up a little
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>>173938008
Pretty much what has happened to me, I try to do the right thing and heal my team when in reality I'm better of playing a DPS and carrying my team.
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>>173940205
>not shooting shit while everyone is full health and there is no ults/AOE used
But yeah, you kinda have a point. Losing with Bastion on the team on hard is incredibly bad.
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>>173940414
Mercy got a 1 sec invulnerability when using revive.

Lucio has become Boostio with more speed and healing, but less area of effect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBTW_RgqUmc
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>>173940294
for others
>platform on right behind boxes, turret
>room on horizontal path, tank
>platform on right (you can take cover in the room), turret has a big FOV to shoot from you could possibly take down the second OR-14 w/o seeing it
>on left and right on the platforms near the spawn for regular games, two turrets
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>>173940529
They will complain about anything.
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>>173940587
Mercy shouldn't get invulnerability on her rez, and if she does make her need line of sight on corpses, otherwise the invulnerability is pointless and the mercy will hide like a pussy and wait for everyone to die so she can rez them from behind a wall
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>>173940247
76
all tanks
all supports
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>>173940587
nice. very happy to see 76 apparently doesn't suck now. he's one of my favorites and it was sad to see him fall to the side
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>>173927582
>retarded headband
You mean her visor? It looks fine. All you fags complaining about Widow actually having another skin that doesn't look like shit. You should stop playing OW and start playing in traffic.
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>>173939673
haven't tried in comp in fear of i affecting gameplay, but it's going from 70 (pc isnt high end) to 20 and sometimes 10, i'm wondering if its just a hiccup on my end or something with the update
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>you're pushing the payload when this guy hooks your healer wyd?
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>>173940683
I'm not sure if they're doing it or if it was a bug but Mercy seems to have gotten a shrunken rez area of effect.
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>>173940483
exit the match if it doesn't look like people are gonna do like bastion + a shield tank + a healer + something else
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>>173940483
just do it on normal where everything is easy and the picks don't matter
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>>173939764
I'm going to get 3000 points for the gold weapon and wont communicate at all. Blame Blizzard,
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>>173940759
Barrier her, get ez energy. chase piggy as he runs back to whatever corner he wants to die in.
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>>173939764
Make me.
>get on mic
>at least person will tilt
>hear bitch fuccboi viuces
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>>173940754
I usually have over 100 fps it was dropping to 70 and below 60. Scared the fuck out of me.
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>>173940343
Soloqueue when?? It's so irritating to be put into games like that, because there's simply no way to affect the fight. Either you happen win with them, or more than likely, get sunk with them.
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>>173940759
can't hook through a shield the fuck you talking about
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>>173940759
Swift Strike and Deflect.
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>>173940759
Well I main Genji, so this scenario would never happen
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>>173940759
switch places with that bitch as fast as possible
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>>173940169
Sym's VA is too adorable
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>>173940683
mercy is insanely broken

I keep telling people this and, as always, I'm ahead of the curve. Sooner or later you dumb faggots are going to wise up, but probably not until the end of summer.

Enjoy broken Mercy while she lasts

>Fastest ult charge in the game, will have her rez ult up faster than anybody else and you can have it up within a minute every minute after that
>200hp
>insane self heal
>retardedly safe with virtually no way to be assassinated
She's really just "Press Q to Win."

The way to fix her is to lower her ult-charge rate and to buff flankers
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>>173930057
>Phara in Rocketeer outfit
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>>173940378
She shows up next Christmas and stuffs her face with Winston, Tracer, and other that rejoin Overwatch?

Lesdoeet.
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anyone else here losing a shit ton more in season 4?
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>A BAGUNDLE OF USES
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>>173941164
>>173941164
>>173941164
>>173941164
Movin' up.
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>>173941145
La fagandes es useless
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>>173940531
Only if Pharah gets acceleration on her rockets will I be even remotely okay with this.
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>>173935651
What the fuck is wrong with your face?
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>>173940890
good to know it's not just my shit pc then, PvE for me is fine, it's just QP
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>>173940576
If there's a Bastion on the team I'm not gonna whip out the dinker and plink away when I can boost him and he turbo-fucks slicers in less than a second. They were all just incredibly bad. Bastion didn't self heal, mccree barely flashbanged or rolled, and dva couldn't use her matrix for shit.
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>>173941021
>health regen after 1 sec
Even as tracer you have to be right in melee range to one clip her before she flies away to full health/safety.
Bu being that close, if she moves or jumps a little she can avoid enough damage.
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>>173940678 #
>This is so blindingly human like? They look like they are talking about why deomnification wasn't all bad?

They act just like Null Sector.
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>>173941515
That has been my experience. You pretty much have to be playing against a brainless enemy team to kill her outright as Tracer or Genji
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>>173926195
Kek
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>>173929452
Ana probably fucked a lot of dudes and still does
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>>173922869
literally the most retarded shipfaggotry directly from reddit all u faggots r
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Anyone else here actually interested in trying to learn about the Omnic language?
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>>173922928
>tfw reaper
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>>173944371
I think robots would probably use QR code.
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>>173941515
>>173941698
In the case of Genji, it's incredibly easy to chase her down when she tries to fly away, her flight direction is also kinda linear, it's actually easier to hit her when she's trying to fly away with shurikens than when she's just on the ground normally and crouch/zigzagging, I do it all the time. Tracer is a lot rougher. You gotta be really good at knowing your distance, blink in twice, full clip and blink out before she can react. The top human reaction speed is still 0.5 seconds afterall.

Well, that might be too hard to do reliably for most people, me included. When using Tracer, it's actually usually easier to asassinate whoever she's pocketing before you kill her. Unless she's pocketing Pharah of course.
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>>173945153
what i do is discord her then hold m2 and get all headshots with zen
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>>173917731
>solo queue
>career high
"holy shit im climbing today"

>triple queue
>a widow who wouldn't change
>a player dced for first half of the match
>a leaver
>now 3 loss streak

Why is their system so fucked?
Does it hate groups or winstreaks?

Also have been in loss/winstreaks with similar shit happening (e.g. if i start losing the other teams start being filled with shitters and dcers/vice versa)

How does matchmaking work?
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What's the best way and mode to farm a lot of EXP? I need to level up to get more loot boxes from the event
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Man, it was on Normal difficulty, but it still feels nice to beat PvE with 3 people when Mercy disconnects at the start of the match.
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>>173923031
>""""""""cosplay"""""""""
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>>173917906
lol

>>173918000
Listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IgwLT_mYc while playing.

>>173917994
>meme character gets meme intro
>somehow this is bad
?

>>173918356
Terrible ship gtfo
>>173935846
Not anymore. They nerfed the shit out of win and loss streaks.

>>173921037
Lol #JustSilverThings

>>173921175
>he doesn't add good team members from successful comp games.
wew
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>>173946701
System is designed to match you up with a likely 50/50 win rate. A coin can flip heads or tails multiple times in a row, HOWEVER, keep in mind that you have a hidden MMR. That is what the matchmaking uses to match you with other players for a fair match. So if you're in silver but play like a platinum, the system will try to give you more SR for every win to push you towards plat.
Vice versa.

BUT: Win streaks in the past gave you a shitton of SR. Let's say you won 200 SR over the weekend, but in reality your actual skill (hidden MMR) lies 200 SR below your real SR. That means the system will give you less SR for wins, and make you lose more for losses. Also the team comps will be skewed because the rest of the team is now playing with a player at an incorrect skill level, so they're being handicapped. This can happen to you as well. You'll feel shitty for losing SR even though you felt good for gaining it. It's a broken system. That's why win and loss streaks have been nerfed. Ranks should be more stable now. You'll lose and gain rank at a much slower pace now if it all checks out.

Sources: Google docs SR data + Patch notes/Competitive forums
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>>173917731
http://imgur.com/a/5LOG2 Legendary guides for each character individually and tips that all characters can follow, including a lot of uncommon advice and leaving out most of the obvious shit.

Did I miss anything?
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Can someone please help me with bronze meta?

I'm at 739 SR, not sure how to climb.
Defense is what I really struggle with, teams often have 2 to 4 of Bastion, Torbjorn, Symmetra and Junkrat, which is just about impenetrable at this rank, especially if they have a Reinhardt protecting Bastion or Torbjorn.

Any tips please?
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