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Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread was:>>173871215
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i want to hug mei
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Each soul Reaper collects grants him 2.5% bonus movement speed until he dies, capping at 12.5% total bonus movement speed.
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D.Va is for bullying only.
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>finally get an uprising legendary
>it's just widow
God damn it, I don't even like her
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>>173895296
same
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Can't win extreme even with the tracer bug.
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I can't believe he really got a statue of himself
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>pick Junkrat
>an enemy picks Reaper
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As a tank play who plays D.Va and Roadhog most of the time, how do you counter Zarya?

Especially on control maps i just get deleted by zarya and can't do anything against it
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>>173895502
kill zarya
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>>173895296
same
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>>173895262
I know I'm breaking schedule for this, but it's important because I want you guys to know that I love you all. You've been like a big extended family and I can't tell you how much that means to me. I just felt like saying it because I realized I don't think I ever have. From the bottom of my heart, thank you!
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Why are the waifus so good in this game but the husbandos so trash
tfw no cute shy twink in this game
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>>173895262
That butt is CUTE!
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>>173895379
>pic
But D.VA has some nice dvas there.
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Post new widow skin art
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>>173895367
reaper teleport activates instantly on button press and only stops you for the exit animation

this way you're still dead meat if they see where you're going but he can still bail on a bad flank
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>>173895606
Shit taste
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>>173895367
kys
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>>173895367

This is nice.
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>>173891992
>>173887751

i really miss the old warframe
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>>173895553
Why all faggots can't be like you?
Thank you
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>>173894412
>Reyes, Jack, Hanzo, Genji, Jesse, Lucio, Reinhardt, Jamison

All the men I want to smother my face into their titties with.
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>>173895542
i cant kill her as D.Va and killing her as roadhog is only possible when her shield is on CD and she has no support around

which basically never happens
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>>173895573
>Reality
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>>173895553
You are welcome.
Faggot.
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Why are you all such fags.
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>>173895831
>that 76 muffin top
bothers me way more than it should
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>>173895262
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>>173895367
tiny stat bonuses don't suit this game, we need something substantial and satisfying
>>173895709
this would be much better, his E is really shit right now
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>>173895553
You too, anon
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>>173895793
>>173895898
I'm not gay, anons.
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>>173895553
youre making me extremely uncomfortable
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>>173895879
Delete!
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>>173895502
roadhog isnt a tank
and youre playing dva into the only reliable matrix counter, you basically need to learn to play without it, focus on boxing out their 76/ana, dont dive into their frontline
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>>173895484
Who would you prefer to have a statue instead of Jack?
The only one good enough is Rein but he was not a "commander" or even a "capitan" of Overwatch.
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>>173895934
there's also references for s76/reaper face but reaper just looks like a black dude and s76 has a cancerous lump on the side of his head
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>got pre-bleu Smug skin
There's no better feeling.
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STOP SELECTING MCRIB OR OTHER USELESS FUCKS ON UPRISING LEGENDARY
WHY ARE BASTIONS SO OP
FUCK
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>>173895984
You're still a faggot, faggot. They are too. So am I.
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>>173895879
You made Mercy cry
Stop posting lewd pictures of her
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http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sppmda

So these are "pro" gamers huh...
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>>173895934
I love men with a bit of love handles.
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>>173896154
He forgot he wasn't in S. Korea.
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>Bastion in a corner being pocketed by mercy, orisa and zarya

How do I even deal with this shit.
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Has anyone actually finished Uprising on legendary? That last section really fucks everyone up no matter how coordinated you are.
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>>173896154
seagull is hard robot
only reason he can even function is games are his comfort zone
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>>173895993
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I really am serious, though - everyone in this general is so nice!
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>>173895927
Dick my suck her make
Bitch fat a fuck?
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>>173896091
deadeye is good tho
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>>173896247
Gotten to the last orisia twice with the time run out or the last tank basion ripping us down.
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>>173895646
Yeah, people kinda push her towards the jealous flat chest stereotype, but her body is hardly something to be embarrassed about. Not even the flattest from the cast.
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>>173896154
yup, he also gets 20k+ viewers when he streams and does better fucking around than other streamers tryharding.
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Someone here (preferably not a kid like last time) wants to add me for some jolly cooperation just to earn more exp? No comp, just some quick matches. I'm on PC and EUW server. My battletag is Takyon and I'm level 89
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>>173896291
Half the players who play as him wont even have a chance to use it.
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>>173896240
teamwork
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>>173896110
Out of curiosity, how do you define a faggot? No one's ever really elaborated.
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>>173895262
>All heroes legendary is easy
>Still can't beat it due to complete retards

I already did standard which is beyond most of you, but come on already you can't keep holding me back like this
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>>173896221
you are mistaking well developed obliques overhanging a narrow, bone skinny waist for fatty deposits

the 76 has an actual ring of flab. look at how the roundness wraps underneath the bellybutton
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>>173896052
Erecting a statue to yourself outside your main base before you die just comes across vain as fuck
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>>173896315
Who is flattest btw?
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So Morrison is the top?
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>decide to play comp for the first time in weeks
>first match has a thrower
>second match someone disconnects
>third match someone disconnects
>fourth match get curb stomped 0-3 and the entire time the fucking junkrat is complaining about how our solo DPS soldier isn't able to kill the pharah

nice.
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>>173896240
Sombra's EMP.
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>>173896240
if they're on the objective you run sombra and farm shield for ult

if they're not you ignore
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>>173896535
orisa
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>>173896535
Tracer!
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>>173896583
stop being bad at dps
fucking shoot the pharah
she is only successful when unchallenged in the air
even just hurting her shuts her game down
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THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY NULL SECTOR.
NO HUMANS.
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>>173895367
Reaper's E is replaced entirely with a new ability that's just a self-heal+cleanse+ms increase.
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>mfw new Lucio gun
>mfw new boop
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>>173896785
Not my job to kill the pharah if I'm playing a tank.
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>>173896821
Seen this too much trying to beat legendary solo
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>>173896821
FUCK YOU ROBO-NIGGERS! THE METAL-JEW MENACE MUST BE STOPPED!
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>>173896821
i want to fuck the robot in the middle
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>>173895573
it's really more like being surrounded by spastics while also being a spastic yourself
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>>173897010
this

a better shirt would just say "we are stupid"
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>>173896821
>People think they should be sympathetic to self mass producing sentient murderbots that aren't even controlled by a GOD AI and literally just want to kill humanity

Seriously, there is absolutely 0 reason to ever like, trust, or appreciate sentient omnics.
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>>173896821
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>>173896945
>mfw actually killing anything
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Dumb question but at which ping number the game starts to lag?
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>>173897130
anything above 50 is unplayable
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>>173896419
Everyone's a faggot. Whether you're a good or bad one depends on your posts.

>>173896240
Sombra hacks Bastion and a Reinhardt charges either Zarya or Mercy. Preferably Mercy or if you're feeling extra cheeky charge Orisa away. Then get two others to make it a 4v4.
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>>173896583
>the fucking junkrat is complaining about how our solo DPS soldier
>junkrat and soldier
>solo DPS
????
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>>173897114
>Seriously, there is absolutely 0 reason to ever like, trust, or appreciate sentient omnics.

what about sentient omnics who aren't insane
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>>173896821
>No hero that releases 6 null troopers and 1 eradicator every 2 minutes
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Australia map when?
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>>173897130
1ms
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>>173897202
Name one.
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>>173895745
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Angela is for ____!
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>>173895502
pick up Zarya tbqh
I used to be you then I decided to become the bubbles
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>>173894759
@yy62401
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>>173897248
The obligatory Zenyatta?
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>>173897278
hand holding
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>>173896506
And who told you he was behind this? You know, Overwatch had a "director" and Morrison was not the one.
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Why does nobody shoot the bastions in time?
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>>173897278
kissing
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>>173896535
Tracer for sure, Widow seems about the same if not bit smaller. Hard to say about Ana and Pharah due the armor, but they don't seem particulary gifted either.
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>>173897236
Not soon enough. But hopefully accompanied by some very juicy lore when it finally does drop.
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>>173897236
>Are you smart? Or are you a literal race traitor?
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Got sharkbait skin in a box. Welp, guess I better learn how to main Roadhog.
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>>173897278
Interacial gangbangs.
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>>173897197
Only the soldier works as DPS against the pharah.
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>>173895573
I think reason is why Mercy players are so salty is that their role is pretty passive and they have plenty of time to watch their teammates
I played her new in event and I have to say that never noticed how much mistakes my teammates make before.How many mistakes I probably make

We really need a replay feature
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>>173897278
being an old, ugly bitch with the personality of a brick
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>>173896381
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE
I would add you if I wasn't a consolebab
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>have good team
>against another good team
>you're the bad player holding your team down
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>>173896761
>tracer is flat
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>>173896821
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY CORPUS FORCES.

NO HUMANS.
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Anyone wanna play comp?

NA support / tank main at 2.5k

Bnet - Mollywhoppin#1159
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>>173895775
i miss real games
quake champs soon tho
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>>173897563
That's fanart m8. Atleast have the decency to post the caps from the actual video.
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>>173896457
Ah well, a little bit of flesh never harmed anyone.
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>>173897496
Supports tend to see more of the battle because they're usually further back.
I'm usually playing Lucio in matches because no one wants to be support so I'm pretty much scouting the walls and what not. Watching the things that happen in real time have kind of made me a weird Genji player where I'm splitting up between dealing with the enemy team or guarding supports from flankers.
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This thread needs more hog.
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>>173897496
You're basically team mom but your only methods of defense against anything that isn't completely retarded are pecking at them with your pistol and hoping they fuck off to harass the other healer or running away.

A lot of the more serious Mercy players are also really bitter about how necessary and op Ana is to the point where unless you're the off-healer you are inherently underperforming as a Mercy primary healer.
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;_;
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>tell people bombs can be blocked by shield
>they still charge in like idiots
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FUCK I just can't beat legendary.

I really really want that spray, but fuck this shit is nearly impossible.
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>>173897901
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>people go omnic hunting at points 1 and 3

literally why
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Eventually I'll get a team that isn't retards so I can beat legendary

>tfw mercy wastes her ult on one (1) person
>Rein thinks he's a DPS
>Torb can't place armor

Fucking kill me
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>>173897997
Me neither, my fucking team keeps rushing off somewhere and dying alone.
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>>173896821
>take the Nulltrooper and do some custom design adjustments
>give it a Slicer it can deploy that runs around attacking enemies from cover
>have its ultimate be the three-shot cannon the Eradicators carry

Boom, new Omnic Offense character. Have it either work for Talon or be a gift to Talon from the shadow organization (which was likely behind the King's Row uprising in the first place).
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>>173896247
you need good aim
i did it with randoms and no voice comm, but our average SR was ~4100
Rein is the most important hero if you're trying to do it solo, you can't fuck up
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>>173896761
What are you talking about? Tracer has sum mad tiddies
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>>173898115
>Shield teammates from heavy fire
>they run in front of it anyways

I think there's a balance between shielding and swinging your hammer. Nothing clears out a cluster of slicers like Rein.
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I want to fuck Talon Widowmaker and spew my seed on her beautiful white tummy!!
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>>173898059
fucking gay
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>>173898423
>on her tummy
>not in her tummy

step it up
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>>173898373
flat as a fucking board
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>>173898129
they definitely going to do something with that new arching energy blast
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>>173898549
GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>173898423
>that midriff
>those eyes
>that visor when ulting
I really like this skin desu.
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>Mfw Winston is meta now
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>>173898681
>retarded teammates get a monkey solojumping on us and bubble
>entire fucking team disperses from route 66 roof for no fucking reason what so ever including rein
hooooly shit diamond is such garbage
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I am beyond mad
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>>173898549
Is this why she made the decision to become a lesbian? Because no man wanted a flat-chested girl?
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>pick any teamcomp that doesn't have ana 6 lucio
>lose
fun game
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>>173898786
>Because no man wanted a flat-chested girl?
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>>173898849
New meta is BOOST-I-O. He even yells it when he gets nanoed.
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>>173898786
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>>173896314
Is there less time on legendary? I think it was 10 minutes on normal and hard.
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>>173898786
Childbirth could also be painful with hips like that
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>>173897958
why did you have to post this
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>>173899017
Hard was 5 IIRC. Since I'm soloqueueing I didn't even touch expert or legendary.
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>>173897202
>>173897342
They genocide humanity often, they mass produce themselves for no reason overpopulating, and they were fucking labor bots that only gained sentience AFTER the omnic crisis, something we never accounted for or wanted.

We should just kill all omnics and mass produced non-sentient AIs again for labor so the world will reach economic and global peace again.

Notice that all the conflicts aren't started by humans because they are content with economic equality brought by absolute automation.

Its only the omnics that start war and also great kaiju in the sea. Kill all omnics and start over.
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>>173899118
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>>173899193
okay but what about omnics like zenyatta
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>>173898786
>fully clothed in bed
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>>173899193
t. Torbjörn the baby factory piston
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>>173899193
Nigga you dumb? The real problem are the AI Gods whatever the fuck they are. Omnics weren't sentients before those started to fuck them up
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>>173898779
>22k coins
Cry more.
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>>173899324
>Ok but what about the NON-violent mudslims
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>>173899351
Better?
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>>173895553
Hey, you! Yes, you!
You're great as you are, enjoy life junkanon, and remember to drink enough water to stay hydrated! Haha!
Never give up! Never surrender!
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>>173899563
Thanks for reminding me that I'll never share a bed with anyone in my whole life
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>>173899657
M-maybe we can share a bed together, anon.
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>>173898678

Exactly anon! I want to CUM ALL OVER and DEEP INSIDE her!
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>>173899556
by that logic we should eradicate humanity because 0.1% of it are criminals
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>>173899564
Thank you so much, Reinbro! And don't worry, I've been drinking plenty of water!
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>>173899563
>ppfffftttttbbbbBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP
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>>173899715
only if you're cute and take daily showers
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>>173899657
You can always do what I do and drug yourself with pm ibuprofen an hour or two before bed so by the time you lay down you'll be asleep before your reminded of how you will only ever share a bed with your existential dread.
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>>173899324
They are a strawman for the majority of omnics who mass genocide and don't do the labor they were BUILT for.

They even keep producing themselves making more immortal sentient life for no reason despite not working as free public tools of labor like they were invented.

Zenyatta is a neat little thought experiment, but omnics on a whole are a failed experiment that resulted in the modern day equivalent of power-tools and construction machines wanting equal rights. The only reason we empathize at all with them is because they look humanoid.

>>173899480
God AIs were another mistake and why we "contain" them instead of killing them is beyond me. They need to be culled out of existence with the mistake they created, sentient omnics, and we need to go back to simpler AI robots that aren't sentient to return to world economic peace.
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>>173899657
Imagine a threesome with Widowmaker and Tracer
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Is there an ability thats worse than Reapers teleport? What could they replace it with?
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>soldier is still retardedly easy for how powerful he is

GOOD ESPORTS GAME
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>>173899715
>>173899863
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The anon in here the other day was right. Roadhog is absolutely broken trash. I just outplayed him so hard as Rein, pinned him TWICE in a row, chased him all around, and on the THIRD PIN, he head shots me with his fucking gun.

This game is such trash why do I waste my time.
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To quote ZammyCammy on legendary all heroes

>Symmetra does as much dps as McCree she's fine on this!
>Focus bombs with your dps! (As Reinhardt)

Wow...
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>>173898549
Yummy chest and yummy tummy
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>>173900000
No animation teleport?
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>4 stack and I hold Numbani all round with barely a yellow tick from the enemy
>all we have to do it get them off the point for a second
>sym from round 1, in good spirits asks if he can stay attack sym
>his group mate shoots him down by asking if he can play someone else
>he instantly gets upset at this and asks why sym wouldn't work and who he should pick as if they had a history of doing this
>suggest winston for dive (my zarya, lucio, soldier, pharah, ana)
>he agrees
>we all say go left
>soldier goes right
>winston eats everything the bastion has
>win/sym starts complaining and the teammate suggests playing rein into bastion
>mercy rez continues to happen for the rest of the point
>the rein lashes out at his teammate for "always making him switch to things that don't work"
>defeat
Why do half of my season 4 matches die from pre-game baggage?
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>>173899989
A lesbian and a literal walking corpse?
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>>173900015
All the characters in this game are retardedly easy
I don't know why you would think otherwise
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>>173896821
Null Sector has the right idea.

Genocide the filthy, inefficient humans now.
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>>173900064
you took an extremely unfavorable fight, and you're dumb. would you take winston at torb/bastion and whine like this?
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>>173900015
>dude let's make the most entry level braindead character do the most damage in the game while leaving high skill ceiling characters like mccree "why would you ever pick this retard" tier lmaooo
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>>173899989
>Tracer won't touch you and only reluctantly pays attention to Widow because she's a girl
>Widow sneers at your dick and sneers even more when she realizes that turns you on
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Does anybody want to group together to do Uprising Vanilla on Legendary?

I'm pretty fucking good at landing headshots whilst on Torb. Know the map like the back of my hand now.

Just need people that can communicate through discord for the final phase as I can't on solo.
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The babies on reddit are complaining that they can't full hold a better team on point B on 2cp maps anymore.
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>>173900295
>high skill ceiling characters like mccree

The only high skill ceiling hero is Hanzo.
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D.va doesn't like any of you
She will only marry herself from alternative reality
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>>173900329
>sneers even more when she realizes that turns you on
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>>173896240
APAGANDO LAS LUCES!
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As a Rein, should I always be shielding the payload from Slicers no matter what? Or baping the fuck out of them?
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>>173900218
>Completely trash only tank on the other team
>"Extremely unfavorable fight"

So who counters Roadhog then, profag?
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>YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, GET OUT!

What did he mean by this
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>>173900015
For a second I thought you were talking about TF2. Then I remembered where I was.
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>>173900295
>in order to be good with soldiers you just need to have a good aim
>in order to be good with mcree you need to have a good aim
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Thanks to that anon telling about the Tracer exploit.
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>>173900174
>All the characters in this game are retardedly easy

>McCree
>Genji
>Widow
>Hanzo
>Tracer

"""""Easy"""""
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>finally make it to the very end on Legendary
>kill the first Orisa and Bastion
>fucking ENDLESS Eradicators
>tank bastions coming out from the back fucking us in the ass
>can't even hope to get behind the eradicators without Orisa and the second bastion mowing you down

Oh god how do you do this. I was playing Tracer, normally I try and get behind the eradicators to break their shield but I couldn't step out from behind rein's shield for a second without getting demolished
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>>173900609
He is a big guy
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>People complain about Roadhog being "broken"
>Same people are silver tier Genji mains who refuse to switch to one of the many Roadhog counters

Reaper, McCree, Zarya, Zenny, Soldier, Widow, Hanzo, Pharah, Junkrat, a better Hog are all viable options to kill him, lel. Having the Nihon, Oni and/or Blackwatch skin doesn't mean you're good at Genji.

>b-but muh mada mada
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>>173900658
what exploit
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>>173900698
yes
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>>173900623
The difference is that Soldier is fully automatic so any dipshit can shit out damage as they please, and Soldier has an insane ult that is a teamwipe most of the time.
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>>173900609
I feel that at that BMI Roadhog shouldn't look as fat as he does.
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>>173900609
who exactly did he kidnap
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>>173900389
What do you need discord for when there's already in game voice chat?
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>>173900658
now update us if you can make it through the next part before either time runs out or you get wiped by tank bastions and eradicators hiding behind orisa
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>>173900767
you explained why he was stronger, not harder to play
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She'll be right
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>>173896315
where did you find this pic at such a large resolution?
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>>173900854
Judging from the stars he's playing on hard so maybe not.
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>>173900609
Probably his battlecry when the Omnics took his house
That or Junkrat and Roadhog fight with Overwatch so they have a place to sleep for the night
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Has anybody actually gone through the last part in legendary vanilla uprising? That shit's ridiculous.
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>>173900389
I'm willing to give it a shot, add me if you're on NA.

Scattle#1459
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>>173900887
Fully automatic explains why he's easier to play.
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>>173900808
4 month chat-ban for typing rekt against tryhard stacks in QP matches.

That's literally it.

Guess I'm the rekt one now lmao.
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He's right you know.
But the problem is those autistic communities are starting to take refuge here.
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oh good, 3 whites and a blue.. and two of them are duplicates of shit that i already have / hate
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Tracer is a happy and fun loving girl.
Perfect for bullying
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Why are people in QP so dumb? my team died to an obvious Dva ult no wonder Blizzard made that highlight intro
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Tracer's got a good butt. Why am I just discovering this.
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>>173900887
His ult is a literal aimbot.
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>>173901042
yes
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>>173900623
>>173900887
Bait.
You need to track with Soldier while you flick with McCree. On that note, it's much better to use Soldier because as long as your crosshair is on the enemy you will hit him. McCree on the other hand requires precise shots,.
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>>173900729
You forgot Tracer. If you have a good one on your team, Roadhogs aren't that too much of an issue.
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>>173900729
I actually have the least trouble against Roadhog as Genji. His hook head shot thing can easily be avoided. I mean you'll get damaged but you won't get killed.

Original skin scrub, by the way.

Also, the people that talk about broken Roadhog the most are usually the people that main characters on your list.
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>>173901170
>because as long as your crosshair is on the enemy you will hit him. McCree on the other hand requires precise shots,.
mcree is also hitscan, I don't get your argument
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>>173900729
Roadhog counters Genji so I think you're really a fucking dumbass, desu, and none of those other heroes counter the Hog unless they're at long range, then it doesn't matter anyway because he'll just heal.

>b-but muh post that I thought was awesome
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>>173901103
It's ok.
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>>173899756
no
we should eliminate 100% of omnics
because they're garbage cans
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>>173900076
What a fucking retard, some people just aren't suited for anything remotely difficult in video games
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>>173901158
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>>173898678
Jetstream Amelie.
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>>173901253
People who are good at Genji are great at avoiding Roadhogs. If they can't 1v1 one, they know to predict the hook, deflect and dash away lol. Otherwise the only time they get hooked is by surprise.
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>>173901265
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>throw 19.99$ at blizzard for lootboxes
>tfw get mercy, tracer, orisa d.vas highlight intro, 76s emote and almost enough currency to buy another skin

Sweet, I take it. I just really want that genji skin. ;_;
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>you cant build on moving platforms anymore

JÄVLA
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If those obnoxious "muh OC and shipping" discussion fags come back just know they are the shit breathers from the discord. They have the same stupid discussions over there.

Don't let them post their discord in the OP
Don't give them replies whenever they start in with their shit.
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>>173898779
Just buy whatever you want fuccboi. You've got the coins.
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>>173898678
How come this is more high res that the in game models
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>>173901267
>then it doesn't matter anyway because he'll just heal.

Sorry you don't have friends that are good enough to know how to focus a target after a long range hero deals some damage. :^)
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Why isn't there a single character that sets people on fire in this game?
>>
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Why did they give him high heels /owg/
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>>173901591
We already have mei and I think that freezing people is way cooler.
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>>173901623
More like why that monstrosity of a revolver?
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>>173901436
Even if Genji gets hooked he can avoid the head shot by swift striking. Like I said, he'll still get damaged pretty hard but at least not killed.
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>>173900968
Speaking of which
Do you think Roadhog would be ruined if his backstory was expanded anymore than:
He got pissed that his government fucked him over, fucked things up even worse, and kind of lost his mind with radiation/guilt and became Roadhog
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>>173901685
Bc it's campy, like him
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>>173901103
Stills can't do it justice. It's amazing in motion.
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Girls kissing girls?
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>legendary uprising all day
how am i supposed to beat this solo? sure, i know the entire event by heart but what good is it if every game is a batch of three guys who are literally trying out the event for the first time? fuck.
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I thought the tracerwidowfags all committed mass suicide after the Christmas comic.
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>>173901756
There is nothing "campy" about putting double lazer sights on a revolver. It's just poor design.
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>>173901773
but that's forbidden love
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>>173901623
they make his butt look perky
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WHEN THE FUCK WILL THIS EASTER HOLIDAY SHIT WILL END I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF TROLLS AND 10 YEAR OLDS THINKING THEY CAN PLAY HANZO OR GENJI AIESJNBUAUREIGMAEPORIGJAPERGE3H
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wouldn'twantanythingtohappentoournewestrecRUITONHERFIRSTMISSION!
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Remember when Overwatch dropped and people caused an uproar over the Tracer victory pose(?) and her butt? Why was/has nothing been said about Widows butt?
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>>173901802
They aren't """shipping"""" they just like the porn.
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>>173901616
>Later that day

>>173901927
Widow is a fem fatal character.

She's supposed to be sexy.
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>>173901802
No one cares about canon.

>>173901846
No, it's pure.
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>>173901927
I'm sure that was a carefully engineered marketing ploy. They got a lot of press from it
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>play Uprising on Hard for the achievement
>doing good, last wave and it hasn't even fallen below 95%
>reinhardt fucking charges the detonator into the payload
>stare at him
some fucks shouldnt be here
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>>173900854
Meant the exploit is great for getting the achievement.
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>>173901927
Idk but the people who created Widowmaker knew what the fuck they were doing when they gave her that butt and lawd, I'm glad they did.
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>>173901802
most widowtracers knew the chances of it becoming canon were incredibly slim so they didn't see it being sunk as a huge deal, though there's a small percentage that still think emily and amelie sounding so similar is supposed to be a hint, even though they're two different names.
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>>173902180
This.
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>>173901814
Bottom is a flashlight though
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>>173901802
>shippers
>caring about canon

Is this your first time dealing with shippers or are you really this stupid?
For the most part it seems they just rolled with it.
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>>173901927
widow is deliberately sexy as that is part of her """character"""

the whole uproar was over one guy who thought a sexy femme fatale pose for tracer was out of character, which it was. it blew up when reddit and /v/ got their hands on it and strawmanned the whole thing into muh ebil sjw agenda
>>
They should have made it so you can the Expert/Legendary achievements on all heroes with the story ones it's fucking impossible, at leats on solo q but I doubt playing in a group would change much.
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>>173901927
The whole Tracer butt thing started when someone complained about her pose not being in character.

SJWs decided to ride that wagon by bitching about her ass in general. Blizzard decided to be cheeky cunts by making a second butt pose.
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>>173902283
>which it was. it blew up when reddit and /v/ got their hands on it and strawmanned the whole thing into muh ebil sjw agenda
that applies for every single controversy related to videogames
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>>173898423
>>173899752
Why u gotta type like a fucking retard nigga? Just say "i'd fuck widowmaker silly desu" man
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>>173897572
I want space Jews to leave.
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The males are alright, but I hate every single female character in this game except D.va.

Thank you for listening.
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>>173902473
>hating Tracer

I mean yeah she got ruined with the lesbian shit but she's still cute
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>>173900729
literally everyone complains about Roadhog where have you been, did you expect people to like fighting a easy instakill character
I dont have a problem fighting him but I understand the hate
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>>173902376
complaining about all the shitty business practices in the industry got boring so reddit and /v/ got in bed with /pol/
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>>173902473
Why do you hate Angela
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>>173901779
You can't. You absolutely can't. Everything's disorganized when there's no communication, and you have 80% chance of encountering a retard.
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>>173902597
Oh my...
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>>173895553
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>>173898681

I'm trying to get out of the bronze shitter zone and it's unbelievable how many games I've won with Winston. I just jump to the CP and all of the enemy team lose their shit and rush to the objective breaking their defense line.
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>>173902597
>generic moeblob anime face
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>>173902576
Was watching a streamer play and he made a comment saying "he's too good at too many things" which is true. I've seen a lot of shit Hogs, and I've seen a lot of great hogs but honestly I don't know what Blizzard could do to "fix" him. Reduce the damage immediately after a hook? Remove the damage the hook does completely? Longer cooldowns? His hook has been nerfed quite a bit already, so I dunno.
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>>173902821
That happens in a lot of skill ratings.
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>>173901623
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>>173902679
that has absolutely nothing to do with shitty business practice
>>
Just give us a fucking OW Dating Sim Blizzard. Do you hate money?
>>
>Your main role

>Your main hero in main role

>Your main hero outside of main role

>Hero you wish you could be great with

>Hero you have the hardest time fighting

>Hero that needs the biggest buff

>Hero that needs the biggest nerf

>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
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>>173902892
reduce the absurd range of the hook and give it 10 sec cooldown
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If I complete Expert or Legendary on All Heroes, do I still get the achievements? Regular Uprising is too much for me.
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>>173902576
If roadhog cannot instakill, then he's fucking pointless
the only thing it does is pick of kills from time to time, he does nothing outside of it
meanwhile rein is picked in litteraly 100% of the game because he counters all the cast by just pressing right click, and at high level, the game's rythmin is shaped by his shield's hp
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>>173902473
most of the characters in this game are mediocre honestly and D.va is fucking annoying waifu bait
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>>173903147
no fuck you
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>>173903127
post an ms paint template if you really want your (You)s
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>>173903128
congratulation, you made a shit playable character into a shittier unplayable character
>>
>Get a good team in pve
>But I have to play Rein

Fucking euthanize me
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>>173903160
I think the problem lies more on how Roadhog can easily replace a dps whilst having an EHP of 900
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>>173902940
He was saying that they got tired of bitching about shitty business practices, so they jumped to butts. Now they're jumping to "cis white heteronormative bullshit" because of Widowmaker and "heteronormative bullshit" because of Genji and Mercy.
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>>173902597
is this a doujin cover?
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>>173903294
t. 500 hour plat roadhog main
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>>173903320
well, he's not a tank, he just has a lot of hp, so yeah he's a dps
that's like saying s76 is broken because he can heal
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>>173903320
He was part of the reason you got triple tanks, not taking into account Ana's grenade and healing.
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>No Talon Grunt hero with this Gun and Tazer
Also what's the likelihood of Talon enemies in the next PvE update
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>Widowmaker is one of the only characters in the game confirmed to be 100% straight
>Lets ship her with the lesbian LMAO

I just don't understand
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>>173903423
doujin cover
anime lover
donald glover fucking your mother
backwards
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>stoped playing the game last year
>pick it up again
>every single defense hero is still extremely weak compared to the rest of the cast
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>>173902723
generic "HEALSLUT" with a design that's boring, very safe, and way too obviously market-focused.

Literally designed for the gamer's girlfriend.

>>173902559
she's okay. Kinda just there. I can't get over her accent, sorry, but that's me.

>>173903229
I like her because she's ironic.
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How long before the Uprising exploit is patched?
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>>173902576
literally why
his hook is fine now that it doesn't hook through fucking walls, has an 8 sec cooldown and has a little less instakill potential
he has no mobility whatsoever and is the only tank without some kind of shield ability, which is compensated for by his powerful healing
roadhog is only OP in quickplay or shit-tier SR where people play out of position all the time and healers are incompetent
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>>173903531
they only shoot robots
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>>173902283
>widow is deliberately sexy as that is part of her """character"""


actually ana is
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>Tank

>Rein

>Ana

>Genji

>Hanzo

>Winston

>Hanzo

>FUCK Hanzo
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>>173903646
what exploit you fucking monkey
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>>173903593
>says she's number one
>he thinks that means she really is number 1
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>>173903531
That could work if it's about Winston trying to finish the Recall in Gibraltar. It sure who would be on his team besides Tracer again though.
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>>173903593
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sexy centaur skin when
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>>173903879
But anon, her base is already a sexy centaur.
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>>173903879
why did they make her so sexy
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>>173903487
>well, he's not a tank, he just has a lot of hp, so yeah he's a dps

What the fuck are you even trying to say?
Roadhog heals 300 in 2s, 76 heals 200 in 5s.
Are you seriously defending """""bloated dps"""""?
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Is this easy mode?
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>>173902892
you cant fix it without it being a hard nerf, I think hes fine now pre nerf he could do whatever cause he had no consequences

>>173903160
Rein is strong because Blizzard is ass at making maps for this game, he is honestly balanced but is always gonna be hard to kill with Ana up his ass who is also a main problem with the game
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>>173904049
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>>173897278
Public rape
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>>173903127
>Your main role
Tank
>Your main hero in main role
Roadhog
>Your main hero outside of main role
Junkrat
>Hero you wish you could be great with
Winston
>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Zarya
>Hero that needs the biggest buff
Winston
>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Pharah
>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Symmetra
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>>173903959
he's a slow dps character that gives free ult charge to everyone and can only kill people every 8~ sec
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>Double sniper on Defense
>Only other DPS is Genji
>We get rolled because enemy has a Reinhardt

You are the only constant

Should have just picked a class that can DPS a Reinhardt down through his shield + healing + Zarya shields while your monkey team run into the meat grinder

Every game is winnable
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H.S.
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>>173902892
remove his RMB, he has no business having it
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>>173903879
Orisa was a good step away from the humanoid form dominating the game, but the next Omnic character needs to go further. We need full-on Spider Mech in this bitch.
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Will they ever reduce the time given for hero select? 40 seconds is kind of excessive.
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>>173903531
their helmets remind me of pic related
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>>173903576
Everyone in Overwatch is gay because headcanon.

Even to this day they bitch, even more so after the Valentine's day voicelines hit.

Although others just put the gay/les together for the porn, not the shipping.
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>>173904095
How to win any overwatch game
pick
ana
lucio
rein
s76
2 free slots
here, everything else is a garbage teamcomp
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>>173903531
>shift make him take a pratfall for fast movement and damage reduction
>ult summons 10 ai duplicates of hum to spray everyone down but die in 3 hits
never realized how badly I want a shitty villain mook character until now
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>>173903930
>>173903948
she's not sexy she's a robot that protects people corssing the road
roadbots can't be used for sex, anons
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>>173904092
I don't even play Roadhog that much but if you rely on the hook to kill things especially with how easy it is to one shot people now with M2, you're pretty bad.
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>can't even get the achievement for 80% payload hard mode because *someone* always lets the team down
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>>173904321
>one shot people
one shot s76 and tracer, maybe
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>>173903127
>Your main role
Defense
>Your main hero in main role
Junkrat
>Your main hero outside of main role
Tracer
>Hero you wish you could be great with
McCree
>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Pharah yeah yeah lrn2aim
>Hero that needs the biggest buff
Winston
>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Mercy
>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Sombra because she's fucking garbage
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>>173904307
>roadbots can't be used for sex, anons
Of course not. Orisa is too good for a quick fuck. You need to romance her first before pounding that robo-horse ass.
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>>173903691
>armed assault on Watchpoint Gibraltar
>attempted assassination attempt on Gerard Lacroix
>armed takeover of hypertrain
>held scientists hostage
>attempted assassination of katya voskaya
Clearly not only omnics
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>>173903127
>Tank

>Rein, Winston comes second

>Tracer, Reaper (I have shit aim and don't like playing supports)

>Zenn (only healer I enjoy but shit aim is shit)

>Pharah (hard to do anything against her as a tank)

>Sombra could use some love, Reaper too

>Soldier could use some tweaking but not a huge nerf

>Hanzo. not very useful and random lumber headshots are the most bullshit way to die in this game. also fuck his splinter arrows, they're even worse
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>>173904221
What about the losers like me who only think 2 characters in the entire roster are in a homosexual relationship and only those 2 should be? And purely on a story related basis. Fuck me I guess. Who cares about story build up and development.
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>>173904307
*wrong*
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>>173903531
>McCree's comic implies Talon's full of Blackwatch because they recognize him
>Talon is basically Blackwatch now after Overwatch fell

It's going to be be a PvE involving McCree and Genji, isn't it?
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>>173904423
>he can't kill people with M2
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>>173903127

DPS

76

zarya

mccree

mei

reaper

lucio

hanzo
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Can you guys explain the timeline to me? In the newest event, Rein looks old, yet Morrison and Reyes look young. I've read the event supposedly takes place seven years before Overwatch before the game takes place. Did 76 pull a Solid Snake and age crazy or some shit?

There are so many flashbacks and comics and references that the timeline seems like a big fucking mess.
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I have a fucking question.

Why the fuck do we lose SR if we leave a game after someone on our team rage quits? That shit makes no sense to me. Why do we get punished for someone elses bullshit? If anything, they should make it to where we take less of an SR loss if someone leaves than we would if no one left. But nah, senpai, we either leave and take a shit massive SR loss or stay in the game and take the loss anyway cause 5v6 and take the same loss anount of SR as we would if it was 6v6.
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>>173897901
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>>173900329
>Widow sneers at your dick and sneers even more when she realizes that turns you on
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>>173903127
>Your main role
do everything 76
>Your main hero in main role
dad
>Your main hero outside of main role
egyptian health shooter
>Hero you wish you could be great with
raiden from metal gear
>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
well protected healsluts
>Hero that needs the biggest buff
fix mei
>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
teamwork
>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
hana song sucks long dong
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>>173903127
tank
rein
76
mccree
zarya
junkrat
ana
widow
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>>173903127
>Your main role
DPS
>Your main hero in main role
Genji
>Your main hero outside of main role
Ana
>Hero you wish you could be great with
Zarya
>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Roadhog
>Hero that needs the biggest buff
Reaper
>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Ana
>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
D.Va
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>>173903646
>tfw Blizzard will probably fix that exploit first over Mei's spray and q not slowing anything
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>>173904769
The event takes place seven years in the past. 76 aged quickly and the comic has him greying already. Overwatch falling makes him look older because of stress making him a mess. Rein looks a bit younger than normal though he's not going to age much more after looking old.

Some of the pictures they have about the Overwatch group should have the characters looking older than they look, namely in that picture of Winston getting promoted and Genji having the body we know today and in the awards one. Basically, event takes place before that picture, that picture before Overwatch falls, flash forward 6 years, and you get the game's current time.
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>>173904769
Better question, why the fuck isn't Reinhardt's skin legendary but everyone elses are?
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>>173904559
It would be caring about "story build up and development" if you didn't focus on the gay part.
If you really did care, wouldn't you be less specific ?
My guess is that you treat yourself some gay drama in your time sink even if it has one of the blandest, least interesting setting to get involved in.
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>>173901568
devs use high poly models to make things like bump maps. In case you're not familiar with them, they're a way to make a model appear much higher detail than it is with a lighting trick.
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>>173903127

>Your main role
OBJ

>Your main hero in main role
Lucio
>Your main hero outside of main role
Orisa
>Hero you wish you could be great with
Mcree
>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Tracer
>Hero that needs the biggest buff
Torb
>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Ana
>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Mei
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>Almost a year since Ana got released
>People still can't play her on my team

Is it really that hard to like, NOT dps?
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>>173905253
It's 95% stock skin with another haircut.
Other skins have a solid 30-40% work done (and in their eyes that it should be priced 3k, those motherfuckers)
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>>173905253
because he already has a shitload of skins and all the history art shows him in his default armor anyway
you're lucky you even got new hair
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>Blizzard hates Overwatch porn
>accidentally creates emote to encourage Overwatch porn

Good going Blizzard
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>>173905273
gency and ana76 are forced memes and ya gonna talk about boring dynamics and scenarios
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>>173898779
>get mach T and bug orisa despite never playing them
>getting doubles of event sprays and profile pics
This happens every event
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>>173905392
My main gripe about using Ana is how I can't keep an eye on everyone getting in critical health like two seconds into a fight. I suppose that's why I can't play Ana.
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https://my.mixtape.moe/tbgdot.ogg
Was this line already present in the Halloween update? My datamining picked it up as added in 1.9 or 1.10 which makes no sense, but I don't remember hearing it
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>>173896827
Reaperplank?
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>>173905543
>gency
>forced meme
Try Reaper76 for your forced meme.
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>>173905543
I want to talk about mechanics, tactics, glitches, new brawls, fun strats, pics and webms. The fuck are you talking about.
I don't give a shit about romances, forced memes and turdpushing when they don't pretend to be anything else than cancer by trying to justify themselves.
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>>173905591
Your problem was trying to heal everyone

bum the tanks, that's your job
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>Stopped playing after chink new years event.
>Come back due to uprising event.
>Literally nothing has changed about how dull I find Overwatch's gameplay to be.

Gonna probably farm a few boxes and quit again, boys. It's fun seeing you all again, all of the generals are slow a shit compared to you waifu/gay posters.
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>>173905591
you're positioned wrong
one of ana's main advantages is healing with range at no risk to yourself
if some shitbird goes too far ahead and you can't hit them don't chase or move up, just throw a nade if you can and keep doing your job
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>>173905735
>gency

learn how to spell fag, its genji

>>173905543
I want to talk about mechanics, tactics, glitches, new brawls, fun strats, pics and webms. The fuck are you talking about.
I don't give a shit about romances, forced memes and turdpushing when they don't pretend to be anything else than cancer by trying to justify themselves.
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>>173905808
The problem was the tanks themselves were fine. It also seems kind of pointless to top off an already topped tank when the DPS are getting mauled.
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>>173905837
I don't get this
just play junkrat
he's never not fun
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https://my.mixtape.moe/ecrbko.ogg
what did tracer mean by this
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>>173906009
euros?
(you)ros?
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Pharah's dad debate: over.

Her dad was some dude.
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>>173906009
I literally don't understand what she's saying. Help.
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>>173905861
I wasn't getting killed or any of that. My issue's keeping the team alive. The DPS get mauled and the tanks can't fight for some reason. I try keeping them topped off constantly but they still get their asses handed to them.
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what is the uprising exploit? also There is a bug with Torb where I couldnt put the turret on the moving platform and they are probably never gonna fix Genji sword reg
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>newest patch
>Mei broken
>shotting on top of payload is bugged
>bug where point can be capped even if its being contested
>People losing SR on wins


What the fuck happened?
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>>173906009
YEEros?
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>>173906129
how do you know thats here dad fag
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>>173905891
Yo, fag, I'm not talking about Genji specifically, It's what other fags call the Genji and Mercy pairing that they've been implying since December.
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>>173906249
because I am the mother, fuck off cuck
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>>173906213
>People losing SR on wins

wat
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>orisa's voicelines include repeated statements of telling enemies to disperse, lethal violence authorized, "I told you to stop resisting"
>mfw i realize orisa is a fascist cop
>>
Am I getting more XP in Uprising or just a normal QP match?
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>Hero ults that need to be tweaked or changed completely to something else

1. Widowmaker
2. Winston
3. Hanzo
4. Junkrat
5. Tracer
6. Roadhog
7. S76
8. D.Va
9. Sombra
10. Mercy
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>>173905891
this general is unfortunately completely infested by the tumblrite shipper cancer, working in tandem with our own waifuposters
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feel like lucio 2.0 is more suited for defense and koth than he is for attack which is kind of sad but workable
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>Another game lost to an autistic widowmaker main
I may as well let my SR decay because it'll still end up higher at this rate
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>>173905273
>It would be caring about "story build up and development" if you didn't focus on the gay part.

Its clear the focus of development for the story is diversity. There is more than one main character who is homosexual and the story is pointing in a direction of revealing who those two people are. And its solely based on a build up of their relationship which has been going on consistently for months. There isn't much "lore" now but that build up has remained completely consistent. Are you saying I can't pick apart a story that's told in a way that NEEDS to be picked apart? Are you saying I'm not allowed to theorize about the direction it's headed in? Simply because its suggesting a homosexual relationship?

Here is your actual problem, the community. I am not part of that autism. I'm just a theroyfag dude and I always have been. I don't even like saving art unless its a clear parody or fits within the lore we currently have.
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>>173906332
k mb, wanna add me on bnet?
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>>173906412
this universe has no laws of robotics and she is a war machine programmed by a minor to enforce petty infractions
a time bomb waiting to go off really
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>>173906129
>her dad was some dude
yeah, that's not very surprising
>>173906485
I only agree with widow, winston and maybe mercy. the ohers are completely fine
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>>173905712
How did you datamine the newer version of the game? Do you have a link to all the new voicelines?
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>Default skin is still the best
You're not going to move lootboxes this way Blizz.
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>>173906674
Still want an ED-209-like Omnic character.

As for Orisa, she's made to stop lethal threats to the city, especially Doomfist.
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>>173905891
>I want to talk about mechanics, tactics, glitches, new brawls, fun strats, pics and webms.
Then do that. Isn't metaposting a bannable offense as well?
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>>173906674
>this universe has no laws of robotics
she actually says she's programmed for non-violence but made an exception
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>>173906797
>not using palanquin or at least white rabbit
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>>173906828
it isnt now fuck off
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>>173906009
new voice line on ilios?
the world could always use more gyros
its a pun i guess
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>>173906760
>How did you datamine the newer version of the game?
Sombra fixed CMF decryption, check the thread
I can't datamine the event though, still nobody can get live keys. Month+ delay to wait for it to get hardcoded
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>>173906835
a law a robot can subvert is not a law

omnics were a mistake
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>>173896821
>sombra is down, revive her
falsa alarma, todo bien jack
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>sombra backdoor wins game because of the new point changes

: ^ )
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>>173906958
Thanks, that fucking sucks.
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>>173906881
>>>/qa/
Go bitch there maybe somebody will listen.
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Reminder to not respond to Reaper/76 and Mimi faggots.
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>>173906982
Removal is the only answer.
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>>173907002
I would like to use Sombra backdoor
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>>173905735
>he unironically thinks Reaper76 is a forced meme

If your reason is "hurr homosexuals" or "why can't dey b friends???" you are the memester and I'd be happy to point out everything in the story suggesting to why they need a stronger relationship than best friends. Because otherwise the story is going to write itself into a major plot hole.
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>>173906091
>>173906135
>>173906242
Greek food. Must be a new line for ilios
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>>173897278
gently ask her to heal your dick
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>>173907002
>>173906997
>>173907125
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>>173907156
I want to read this
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>>173907175
i have to agree,the world could always use more gyros
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>>173902597
>This is the kind of shit posted in this general
I love it
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>>173903127
>>Your main role
Support/Offtank
>>Your main hero in main role
Zenyatta/Lucio
>>Your main hero outside of main role
Zarya/Winston
>>Hero you wish you could be great with
McCree and consoleaim Ana
>>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Genji
>>Hero that needs the biggest buff
Zen desperately needs an hp/mobility buff
>>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Soldier
>>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Orisa and Sombra are fucking garbage
also Widow is an ugly character
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>>173902819
I'm really not gay, anon! And I mean it, I do love you guys!
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>>173903127
>Your main role
Defender
>Your main hero in main role
Widowmaker
>Your main hero outside of main role
Widowmaker
>Hero you wish you could be great with
Widowmaker
>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Symmetra
>Hero that needs the biggest buff
Reaper
>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Pharah
>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Pharah
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>>173907313
Fuck you. Mine died.
>>
https://my.mixtape.moe/sxbfbv.mp3
is she saying "girl"? it's too french
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>>173900410
Lol you mean the "I'll just aim in their general direction and dome them" hero. Mkay
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>>173906547
the aura nerf is really bad

i love being an annoying little wallriding shit as much as the next boostio but i dont want to play like dspstanky
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It's that time again!
Tell me about your ideas for mechanics or archetypes from other FPS or MOBAS who are currently missing from OW and would be a fitting addition to the game?

I think there should be a melee character besides Doomfist. One with futuristic swords maybe Shimada samurai sister???
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>>173907745
>https://my.mixtape.moe/sxbfbv.mp3
She's just holding back her climax so it makes the tongue roll too hard.
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>>173907156
What, a story suggesting brothers in arms from the U.S. fighting each other, Reaper hiding his resentment until the breaking point when Overwatch falls, him hunting down ex Overwatch agents and two soldiers trying to end a meaningless fight the only way they know how? The only plothole here is making them want to fuck each other.
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Why do people say "baby D.Va"?
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>when your carefully constructed and coordinated 2/2/2 team loses to a 5dps/1healer team in quickplay
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>>173907963
shorter than "pilot suit d.va" and she's a lot smaller than her mech
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>>173907852
The aura nerf fucking sucks and I hope they realize that
I really dont like the wallriding changes, the boost you get after dismounting fucks up the momentum so bad when trying to climb. It was absolutely fine before
I main lucio and these changes make him really unfun, he's just situational and annoying
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What's the best Uprising team?
Bastion, Zen, Rein, ???

Can't seem to get past the final part with Mercy over Zen, not enough damage.
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>>173907745
I hope that's a kill line for Tracer.
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So will we get a map before doomfist next ?
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>>173908083
>not playing legendary with the standard heroes
coward
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>>173907963
Easier to say than gremlin Dva.
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>>173907963
zero suit d.va is too cool
baby is just the right amount of allusion to how depraved d.va mains are while still making her sound small and ineffectual
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>>173907994
>playing meta
>quickplay

what a fag
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>>173907156
HNNNNGNGGGGG I WANT REAPER-SENPAI TO RIM SOLDIER WHILE FINGERING HIS TRANS-CLIT
MY FETISHES MUST BE CANON, THE ONLY WAY FOR CHARACTER GROWTH IS MAKING EVERYONE HOMOSEXUALS, THE ONLY WAY TO FLESH OUT A FRIENDSHIP IS TO MAKE THEM FUUUUUUCKKKKK
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>tfw seagull will stream regularly again

TYBS
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robutt
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>>173908234
>unsheathes katan is a fat shut in
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>>173908234
feels kinda like a non-announcement
like his excuse was that there wasn't much happening in the pro scene for a bit anyway
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>>173908234
you'd think with the money and the public eye being on him he'd just have lipo and a face treatment
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>>173908083

bastion/zen/orisa/mercy
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Are the Koreans dominating OW as well now?

You guys told me they couldn't into shooters.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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https://my.mixtape.moe/pnfpud.mp3
for her dick
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>>173908083
Hanzo, not even kidding
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>>173908083
Playing all heroes doesn't matter because you won't get any achievements bro.
Bastion can hard carry with someone healing him by tanking and dps at the same time, don't even need a Rein shield on him as long as you have someone out there doing something.

Sombra hack does naughty things to elites and her ult is basically an even longer Earthshatter that breaks shields.

Getting through the last part isn't a question of damage but how retarded your teammates aren't.
No point in having a Rein if everyone just runs down the middle and tries to rush the OR-15s.
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the glitched POTG are back
these are always hilarious
>listening to sym make shivering noises while a broken Mei was trying to freeze her
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>>173903593
what does that fucking MEAN. Is D.va in charge of fucking everything?
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>>173908083
orisa with mercy is better than zen with anything
their shields literally wont exist and she can go man to man with the bastions on last and win which is fucking absurd
bongo is like a universal nano because the ai have like zero target priority
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>>173907942
Here is the main issue with the idea of continuing a toxic friendship on the basis of brothers in arms which is fine if not to the conflicting factors. Jack is a soldier surrounded by subordinates he not only has to set an example for but look at him as a hero. He has Ana, who has continuously had his back in many a fight and continues to do so. Despite all this, Jack is insistent on continuing this relationship. Is it just out of a sense of responsibility and respect for his fellow commander? No, because the point of Uprising was to show that even Ana let go of trying to be civil. She does not trust Reyes. Jack still does. There is something very major keeping him bound to Reyes and this build up as been consistent since Old Soldiers.
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>>173908409
Current team rankings:

http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch/rankings

See for yourself.
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>>173908543
>>173903796
It's a joke you autistic cunts
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Is the supposed SR bug fixed? Can I play comp again?
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>>173908060
>main lucio and these changes make him really unfun

same, i was about to gold gun him before patch release but i glad i didnt

now i don't know what to play anymore
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>>173908543
Yes.Bow to your queen
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How the FUCK do you beat the last part of legendary uprising. Tracer running around behind shield guys stops working when there's always a Bastion in the back to fuck her up
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>>173908427
enjoy your shekels
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>mfw change hero buttons disappears a second after all 4 players have chosen a character in Uprising
when we say "healer", we don't mean S76...
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>be at sniping distance from hog
>he hooks me and headshot
>hog is vulnerable, he clearly did a misplay, and is 1v6
>he hooks me and headshot
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>NA teams already filled with Non-Natives

fuck this
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>>173908659
I'm glad I started maining Ana before the patch
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>>173907994
>Stomping on attack and defense with no tanks or healers
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>>173908592

So a friendship is toxic, but a relationship isn't?


>Muh consistent with old soldiers
>Muh old soldiers
>pls give me my fucking gays


You're also screeching like a tumblr faggot that in order for there not to be a plot hole, they MUST be in a relationship, but don't consider that if they were lovers that in itself could be a hole in why they're trying to kill each other now.

So either you lack creative thinking and have NO IDEA of the many different reasons Jack could still have trust in Reyes during the Uprising, or you need to go back to tumblr where they will feed your obsessive delusion that there's "no possible way at all whatsoever" that the plot can make sense without them being lovers.

That's why people here are sick of your shit, you don't just say you believe canon has been leaning this way - you insist the story cannot and will not make sense unless they're fucking without actually backing up why - and completely ignoring "I've known this man since I was 18 and we suffered through SEP together" isn't a plot hole for why he trusts him

But then I guess I shouldn't be surprised this level of delusion coming from someone who samefags + reposts his own screenshot constantly in order to get it to seem like anyone else agrees with them.
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>first defender advantage because of the new retarded system
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>>173900658
You don't fucking need the exploit for hard mode at all, we did it wit 90% left

Hell you don't need it period as long as everyone knows what they're doing and kill Bastions immediately
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>>173908592
>There is something very major keeping him bound to Reyes and this build up as been consistent since Old Soldiers.
>Brothers in arms
It's not that hard to grasp that it isn't even remotely related to romance. In fact, making it romance makes it seem more toxic than a friendship supposedly does.
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>>173908083
D.Va/Bastion/Mercy/Reinhardt

Got 3/4 Orisas kilt with the last with like 10% left before random Rein charged in and got melted.
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>>173908385
no
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>>173909105
This guy gets it.
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>>173908683
>she has a dick
I don't know how to feel about this.
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Lucio buff:

>New song: Allies in the area take 10% less damage
>switching song retains the aura of previous song for 1 sec
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>>173909218
Yeah no matter the relationship they have it's still going to be toxic. there isn't any more or less plot holes whether they're fags or not.

I mean, if they were lovers, it would be much shittier that Reyes went under UN orders of suspension and sent McCree in without telling Jack at all. Some lovers.

I'd ignore the guy though, shippers can literally see someone is married and happy and still insist the story is hinting of a romance. I saw it in supernatural all the time.
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What are you supposed to do after killing the second Orisa? We keep running out of time trying to get all the Bastions except the one in the back right corner but it's practically the only way to get close enough so that Rein can charge an Orisa back towards the entrance. Plus there's all the tank Bastions flying around.
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So why is Junkrat frowned upon in the higher tiers? Is it solely because almost every team runs a Zarya and ez pz charge?
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>>173909610
Go left, focus down the bastion then it should be easy to clean up the two orisas. Just focus down elite units.
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>>173909513
>Amp it up heals Lucio and Team for double what it does now, immediate switch to speed to keep the Amp it Up heal and boosted speed buff

You just made/kept him a meta pick.
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>>173909610
junkrat with mercy crit

stay on high ground
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>>173909646
He has unreliable damage and weak against mobile heroes
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New Lucio is fun as fuck, I don't know why people think otherwise.

Now you trick your team into thinking they have a healer while you run off and 1v1 their backline.
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>>173907156
>Because otherwise the story is going to write itself into a major plot hole.
Good thing this is blizzard and plotholes are their bread and butter
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>>173909712

Well yeah, the AoE is small though.
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>>173909646
Well, that and his shots are pretty slow and have problems when opponents take the high ground because of how his shots arc.
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>>173909808
but I WANT to heal my team
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Guys can we make D.va real? What if we meme really hard.
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>>173909646
Same reason people hated Mei pickers for the longest time.
The hero is technically fine but the playerbase is highly stereotypical.
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>>173909598
I know, I'm just ironically biting.
The canon stuff is Torb and his 8 kid baby maker, Tracer and her red head meanwhile it's heavily implied that Jetstream Sam and Healslut are a thing.
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>>173909710
Our plan gets us to that back left corner (by the spawn) but on Legendary there's another sentry Bastion in the back right that makes it much harder, plus the tank Bastions keep respawning. We can't just kill the sentry either since by that point we have less than 2 minutes and it'd take ages for Torb to kill it himself.

>>173909727
We're doing the story Legendary.
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>>173897997
What spray do you get? Can't find it anywhere.
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>>173909979
Just make an Egregore/Tulpa
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>>173909954
I like the new changes.
Lucio was the go-to support for people who wanted to be a walking healing fountain.
I've so many people who never even wall-rode once, even at high diamond.

The recent changes force you to be more mobile, but upgrade everything else in return, which is a really good trade off for long time Lucio players.
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>>173909979
She wouldn't like you anyway
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>>173895482
pretty sure its not a bug, the bots have a confused animation for it
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>>173909979
Only if we can make her a fuccboi
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>>173900658
Actually its not just tracer
I was torb and bailed on my team the last 30 seconds, my turret did what it was supposed to and everyone lived, I ran to the point and no enemies spawned.
I also did it once as Sombra and once as Reaper.
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>>173909997
I dont think mei would be very useful in master and grandmaster
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>Rienhardt charges into the final two Big bots when a tank Bastion is killing us from behind
>We lose
>D.Va doesn't know to stick with the group
>We lose
Amazing
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>>173909914
Personally I try finding ways of keeping between everyone and getting them all to heal/speed up. The people I've played with figured when I told them to group up we'd deathball speed boost heal and push with Sound Barrier. Maybe it's just been my luck that my team mates actually listened.
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>>173909105
A friendship is easy to break off when its toxic. Jack has plenty of other people in his life, the major one being Ana. What you don't understand is that the point isn't toxicity. I'm not saying it as some tumblr meme. I'm not implying the relationship is abusive. Nor do I really care. You need to get off your high horse of thinking anyone that believes the relationship is building is a tumblr tart.

What I am saying, since I need to clarify for you, is that Jack has other people in his life. Jack has many friends. He has close friends who respect him and saved his life in countless missions while running the organization. We are nearly 20 years into a feud where we can agree Reyes has animosity for Morrison. Why is Jack holding on? There is no reason for him to do so.

Unless of course he still loves him. It provides proper motive for the anger in the betrayal. It provides proper motive for a strong desire to believe Reyes is a better person and to trust him. But at the same time it explains, why Reyes is still willing to help Morrison with the mission. Why Reyes resents that Jack retaliated in the Swiss attack and Jack's need to hold onto the past when the 3 of them were together.

You need to put more merit into the message Uprising is trying to put forward.
There are no plot holes with a relationship. The fact you think it builds holes is complete nonsense. Jack has plenty of motive for his anger now. Gabe has plenty of motive for being bitter that Jack "did this to him" despite igniting the attack himself.

I'm not going to bother commenting on your nonsense of "hurr stop posting all the time" because clearly I'm not who you think I am.
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>hate overwatch with the fury of ten thousand sons
>still grind it during the events to get mercy skins
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I feel like most of these Uprising games always end the exact same
>Torb gets all the gold medals due to his turret being constantly on the payload
>Rein gets POTG for either killing that group of like 10 slicers and 4 other bots that spawn when you reach the first corner when pushing the payload or killing all the bots which come down at once or when the group of bots spawns after the second point
>Mercy always gets a card for her kill participation with defensive assists, regardless of whether or not it's higher than her offensive assists
>Tracer runs in on her own and dies on the last point, usually next to the bastion at the very back
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>>173910378
Be honest, are you a women? And a really fat one, yes?
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>>173910378
>Chu runs out of shit to write
>decides Jack now has a child he never knew about
>this child also grew up to join Overwatch
>wacky event to figure out who it is
>it's fucking Mei
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So we got a new support hero first, then offense, then tank. Are we gonna get a new defensive hero before Doomfist? Or could Doomfist possibly be a defensive hero rather than a tank that everyone seems to assume he'll be?

Where does Blizzard go after Doomfist as far as heroes?

Do you guys think there'll be an Overwatch 2 or will they go the LoL/Smite route and have like 100 heroes?
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>>173909218
I did not say the word toxic as a tumblr meme. The fact you jumped on it proves you're need to ignite a /pol/ tier flame war.
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>>173910378
>tangible autism
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>>173910472
No you mean
>Torb does no damage with his scrap gun, wastes his ult at the end of each wave
>Rein gets gold medals for doing fuck loads of damage to detonators and plowing through giant mobs
>Mercy never puts pistol away and keeps dying before they can rez because they always wait for 2-3 man ults
>Tracer gets caught up fighting small mobs when they need to be distracting bastions and Eradicators
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>>173910515
Jeff said that new hero wouldn't be a defense
He is hinting heavily towards Doomfist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UUKQFxNkF4
Maybe he is just messing with us, dunno
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>>173895379
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>>173910478
>>173910510
>>173910682

It's fine if you don't want to admit I'm right. The build up is clear and everything is moving forward as suggested.

Don't say no one warned you.
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>>173910510
Why would his kid be fucking a Chinese scientist?
I mean I'm into /ss/ as much as the next guy but gimme them details, man.
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>>173910623
I didn't imply I was using toxic as a tumblr meme. The fact that you jumped on it by thinking I was referring to tumblr proves you're just memeing, son.
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>>173908029
Just say "pilot d.va" then, same amount of syllables and it isn't an embarrassment to say
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>>173910510
What if he has a younger clone?
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>>173910761
Am I the only person who hopes Doomfist isn't voiced by Terry Crews? Part of me feels like it'll be too forced. None of the current OW cast are big name people, minus maybe Winstons VA but bringing in some big name, A List actor just seems out of place.
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>got Mercy and Rein
Holy shit I wish I could trade these, I have 10 min on Mercy and the Rein one is boring
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>>173910239
the new wallriding changes suck tho
they're "buffs" on paper but the speed boost ruins your momentum
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Did they buff hammer guy's speed or damage? I don't recall him being such an annoying asshole when he's next to you.
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>>173910878
He's saying his kid IS Mei.
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>>173911073
no? Just adjust.
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>>173897114
There's no evidence at all that any omnic in the game is actually sentient, other than genocidal omnics claiming that they are sentient. Which only proves that they were programmed to say 'I am sentient'.

The whole crisis plotline is hamfisted and bad. I don't understand how anyone can get into any story that hinges on robots having a 'soul'. They're complex lines of code. That's it. It cannot achieve sentience, only successfully mimic it.
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>>173911154
i probably will, doesn't make them good changes at all
it still is and forever will be just that bit harder to actually climb things
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>>173910959
The entire point of your post was:
>tumblr contradicting itself again! supporting toxic relationships as always!

I used the word toxic as a god damn adjective because that's the only way to describe Reyes's attitude.
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>>173911117
If Mei was mixed white/asian she'd be hot.
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>>173911117

I remember someone suggesting Mei was a hapa and it seemed reasonable.
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>>173903127
>Main Role
Support
>Main hero in Main role
Mercy
>Main hero outside main role
Bastion
>Hero you wish you could be great with
Mcree
>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Roadhog
>Hero that needs the biggest buff
Mercy needs a change to something, she's not as great as the other healers.
>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Some people wouldn't agree, but I'm pretty sure Roadhog could use some tweaks here and there, feelstopowerfulman.jpg
>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Hanzo/Widowmaker, not sure which but both types of players are either really good snipers with many headshots, which is rare, or a bunch of incompetent dipshits better off taking another hero.
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>>173911026
We Metal Gear all over again.
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>>173911212
Sure, but now you can climb them faster.
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>>173911046
I wouldn't really call Crews an A list actor
Also the fact that he is volunteered for it, instead of it just being a marketing trick kinda gives me hope
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>>173911310
The MGS way would actually have Reyes and Morrison getting into naked fist fights and groping each other.
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>>173911165

If you get that stupidly reductionist we're just a bunch of chemical reactions, so we should have as many rights as amoebas, moldy cheese, mentos on diet coke and stars.
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>>173904272
>all duplicates die in 3 hits
Do they have a timer? Does the ult start charging after the last one dies?
I need answers man.
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>>173911230
And so did I. Goes back to my previous post, memester.
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Does anyone have Zenyatta tips for someone relatively new?
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>>173911310
>We Metal Gear all over again.
Overwatch pachinko!?
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Hēi, wǒ yòu huílái la!
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>>173904321
>>173904423
>killing people with M2
what the fuck are you guys? Korean?
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>>173911561
Orb everything all the time
Hit crits
m2 only around corners
Don't hold your ult too long, but always use it to counter something
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Why tho?
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Stupid sexy Tracer
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>>173911561
Throw your healing balls on peoples faces, tell your team who has Discord Orb on them, aim for the head, always.
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>next short is going to be Reaper fucking a sobbing Ana while 76 is forced to watch
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>>173910761
i thought the next one was hinted to be a greek hero
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>>173911561
Discord anything you're shooting at
Transcend in the middle of enemy ults
Throw a harmony orb on someone who will be diving the enemy backline e.g Winston, Tracer, Genji
A charged L2 instakills any 200HP hero at close range
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>>173911594
>zone people by simply existing as a shit character in this shit game
>poke with M2
>find sweet spot
wow, so hard
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widow is my third most played now
tips to get better at her?
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>>173911593
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>>173911561
Stand in the back, but not too far from your team so they can help you in cases where you need help. You need to have a overview of the battlefield.
Call out discord targets.
Keep your healing orb on whoever is going ham or needs it the most right now.
Aim for their heads.
Do not forget about your rightclick.
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>>173905891
>>gency

>learn how to spell fag, its genji

HOLY SHIT
NEWFAG DETECTED
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Check me out!
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>>173900000
nice
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>>173911594
>He can't kill people with m2
>Being born without spatial awareness
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>>173911732
Greek thing was completely debunked
It was a big misunderstanding and making shit up
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>>173911827
If it doesn't work, switch.
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>>173911469
I was referring to Reyes acting toxic. That's what I mean by a "toxic" friendship. I clarified it twice but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you. I guess I can't even use that adjective without being labeled as a tumblrite by /pol/ standards.
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>>173905891
>i watched seagull once and want to proverwatch

cancer
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>>173910290
S-shut up w-we'd play video games together and have fun! S-she isn't interested in Chads.
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>>173911925
>Tracer
>Tiddies
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>>173903127
>Main Role
DPS
>Main Hero
Pharah/Soldier
>Main Hero outside role
Reinhardt
>Hero you wish you could be great with
Zarya
>Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Roadhog/Widow probably, just the risk of being easily 1shot sucks ass
>Hero that needs the biggest buff
Probably McCree or something, he seems really lackluster and his ult is just shite. That or Reaper.
>Hero that needs the biggest nerf
As much as it hurts to admit, Soldier. He's pretty centralising as a DPS currently.
>Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Nobody really
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>>173911561
roll your face on the keyboard in the general area of shift and e
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Is there any worse feeling than when you're hanging at the back of your group, supporting, and you see a stray Genji that's aiming straight for you and your teammates don't seem to realise it fast enough?
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Is there an in-canon explanation why the Meka is so weak?
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>>173911712
Shoving this fat of a try hard headcanon into one line of dialog should be sent back to tumblr where it belongs.
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>>173911676
because if the skin is perfect in every other way they need to ruin it with the weapon

same goes for mccree's stupid fucking gunspur
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>>173907080
hey

fuck you
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whos ready for day 13????
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What would you do if you saw these faggots in real life?
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>>173912054
Peach Widow > blubbery widow
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>>173912067
And I'm using your same definition to tell you that everything your saying would make a relationship would be worse than a friendship. Enough with the memes, son.
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>>173911694
>>173911747
I'm constantly surrounded by allies with yellow silhouettes asking for healing and I don't know how to get them back up to full health with just my orb.
Sometimes I'm chasing them just to throw the healing ball on them and then it disappears two seconds later.

Also I've been spamming E to throw it to anything my mouse is targeting because that's the thing more likely to receive damage at that moment but I feel I should be using it on specific targets instead.

Should I use it on tanks to get them down quicker if it's a percentage based increase or more dangerous heroes? It feels like they are so fragile sometimes that it doesn't matter how much damage you do to them over actually being able to hit and damage them but I may very well be wrong.

Does the orb heal me when it comes back to me or am I limited to the blue health/shields regeneration for self healing?

>>173911869
Is the right click only good when it's fully charged?
If both M1 and M2 are projectiles I don't know when it would be advantageous to use one over the other. Is it like McCree?
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>be ana
>too far from team and they are dying
>we have mercy res but shes low on hp and hard to hit with scope cause there are people in front of her
>boost mercy to give survivability + nade and trying to hit her
>actually save her for a 4man res
>nobody notices it,only 1 guy says i wasted ult
>mfw the enemy genji praise me for saving the game
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>>173912280
Is this Tsang or Chu? I always mistake one for another
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>>173912204
It feels that way cause Chu made it. The lead writer of Overwatch is as weeb and a tumblrina
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>>173912180
Is there an in canon explanation as to how enemies are able to shoot at D.va and not just be paralyzed at the sight of such beauty? Are omnics all fags or something?
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>>173912295
They are both perfect.
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Why do the devs have such a hard on for Roadhog?
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>pull off an utterly clutch close combat triple headshot, triple kill widow play
>potg is genji killing two people with sword
>my play is not even a highlight
this was literally the only time I felt good about myself today and blizzard has to go and shit on it
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>>173912468
Why is this cropped?
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>throw after first round
>get potm
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>>173912154
Can't say I've experienced it myself. Usually too busy keeping an eye out for flankers or going from back to mid.

>>173912180
Used to be unmanned, but then they had to put pilots in them?
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Finally done with this mode.
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>>173912308
You're not a primary healer, your mercy or ana should be picking up the slack. You're there to provide emergency heals.
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>>173912543

That that pilot-adding made the guns weak?
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>>173912558
How the fuck did you beat legendary
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>>173912504
Because porn.
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>>173912503
>playing Widow
you deserve it
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do you think there'll be an event in may?

i'm thinking it'll be either:

cinco de mayo
golden week
anniversary
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>>173912640
Memorization and coordination.
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>>173912628
Imagine you had a huge amount of space inside to add all sorts of machinery in.

Then some retard politician and a failed kpop star wants to add a pilot in for publicity reasons.

What could you do as a mechanic? Just rip shit out of it and hope for the best.
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>>173912669
>Implying that widow is bad
Git gud
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>>173912640
Legendary isn't even that hard.
Your torb and tracer just have IQs higher than your average middle schooler.

Seriously, on the final point the torb fucking refused to move up the flank with us
And kept putting his turret in the worst spots
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Who is the sluttiest character and why is it Ana?
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>>173912308
>how to heal everyone as zen
don't, you shouldn't be primary support
>chasing team to heal
bad idea anyway, especially bad with zens movement
>spamming e
don't do this, orb has travel time and jumping it between targets reduces effectiveness
>orb priority
healers and fragile dps first. orb is the difference between a one shot and someone slipping away. orb on a healing tank is just more charge for opposite support. priority is always reducing team numbers as a whole, not hitting key targets

>does orb heal me
no, always have orb out even if they don't need it

>is right click only good when charged
no. 3 is usually enough for a clean kill and fully charging til forced release dosen't add any damage past the 6th orb
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>>173912739
I think we will got something for anniversary.Unlikely an event though
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>>173912280
kaplan always looks like shit

fuckin nerd
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>>173912793
>Mercy would like a word.
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>>173912302
Alright let's get off the toxic bullshit then if you want to talk turkey. Reyes is the one causing shit. He's also the one flipping back and forth on his motives:

>Sends Blackwatch into London in violation of the Director's orders
>Says we should stay out of London
>Then helps provide intel on the mission with Jack and Ana (Ana left at then but the point still stands)

Saying that Reyes has a bad attitude doesn't mean everything is pure cruelty. Jack cares and Gabe is still giving a shit. The point being is, Reyes is still being confrontational and Ana has had enough. However, Jack just powers through and is still holding on. The 3 of them are supposed to be close, all best friends. So what was it that made Ana take a stand against Reyes's behavior while Jack is still holding on? This was the main message is Uprising concerning the 3 of them. Only a sensitive baby would think this implies the relationship as """"abusive"""" like you seem to think I was suggesting. It's not like that either way. And obviously I'm referring to before the Swiss incident, everything changed after that.
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>>173912308
What I do is put a healing orb on one person, wait a couple of seconds then throw it on another. You'll have to manage the orb depending on who needs it the most.

Same with Discord. Sometimes you'll want to orb the Roadhog first and clear him out, other times the Pharah in the air, or others Reinhardt who got baited too far from his team. It's really based on who's the biggest threat to your team at a given moment.

You're limited to blue health and health packs, but the blue health recovers because shields do that.

M1 is more for consistent fire while M2 is more like burst damage. M2's really usually best at corners because of burst.
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>Angela I'm about to fake my death, I need to train you on being the team whore.
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>>173912443
There is no love triangle baby boy. No matter what happens at least that will never happen as much as you wish Chu would cater to your NTR fetish.
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>>173911026
Why does this picture always make me smile
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>>173912028
I am certainly spatially aware.
At least I know when my healer is being hit, other than some of you other fucktards.
I just use M1 to kill or heavily damage the squishies.
Usually if I clip and severely injure the squish the healer comes to save them.

Now they wouldn't have come if I had just one shot the fucker
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>>173913021
The pupil has surpassed the teacher
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>>173912951
Maybe he was his former best friend and wants to return back to that? Even if they were gay there relationship has been in the shitter for the past 20 years like it says on the Overwatch website. Jack wasn't happy with Reyes being sneaky in the comic.
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>>173912945
>Jōtō da!
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>>173912951
>Reyes is still being confrontational and Ana has had enough. However, Jack just powers through and is still holding on.


>he thinks simply "Ana got fed up sooner" isn't a possibility because muh delusional fags
>he thinks "Jack has known Reyes and gone through more with him than Ana has is also not a possibility

This is why you're crazy, you aren't just speculating and picking the speculation you think is the most realistic, you're completely ignoring and denying the possibility of any other explanation, and telling other people that are objectively wrong for believing different theories that are equally, if not more, likely.
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>>173911885
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What the fuck is with all the shitty Reapers in PvE today?
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>>173913092
I posted actual dialogue on the game. Go on the wiki. If you want to hear it yourself go play temple of Anubis.
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>>173913275
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Where could I find people to play with? I'm not level 25, yet.
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>>173913357
Be kind they don't get to kill stuff very often
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>>173911310

Chu ripped of so many character concepts from Metal Gear it's not even funny.
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>>173912784
Yea, It's easy as if you just ignore the hard part about it. Teamwork.
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ded game
ded general
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>>173912771
That wasn't the lore reason for pilots, it was due to the omnium taking control of/jamming the mechs. Also the guns are obviously housed outside of the main chassis, so at most ammo capacity would be affected, or it's just the space that the RC unit occupied before
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>>173913230
>Maybe he was his former best friend and wants to return back to that?

Why bother when he's surrounded by those types of people and he has Ana's support? Why did Ana feel it was time to confront him for what he's done and Jack still feels he needs to hold on? He has Ana and an entire team to focus on and he's pushing that aside because of his trust for Gabe. The only other angle you could shove in there other than a relationship is some sort of pact. Like owing Gabe is life. But they've already tossed that angle away with Ana's dialog with Jack about saving his life countless times. So what do they have left?
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>>173913416
Let's not pretend that Metal Gear isn't just a mix of ripoffs from B-movies
>>173913395
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>>173912208
>everyone complaining mcree's new gun has a spur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCahPTDXgJY
YOU IDIOTS
THEY'VE ALL GOT SPURS
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>>173913550

Nobody is complaining about the spur you fucking monkey, its the fact that the revolver has 7 rounds instead of 6. First pay to win in the game.
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>>173913501
Jack probably doesn't want to deal with his shit anymore? I wouldn't call there relationship in the comic "loving".
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>>173913198
What? I don't think you understand how hog's M2 works. Hog's M2 is literally his M1 but with a longer range. How it works is basically you press M2 and a little ball comes out and goes about 15 feet in front of you and then explodes and at the point of explosion it's basically like you shot point blank with M1.

You need to know the distance, you can use this picture as reference and then just fire with M2 when the enemy is that far away. If you use M2 when the enemy is too close and the ball hits them then it does barely any damage, but hit it just right and you can do point blank M1 damage from 15 feet away.
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>>173913702
Wasn't there a glitch where Widow and McCree had like one extra shot? What if it's a jab at that?
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>>173913528
>Metal Gear is just a mix of ripoffs from B-movies
Could you name a few? Especially ones with cyborg ninjas and, well, metal gears?

There are lots of B-movies for sure, but I think you are not being honest with your claim. Metal Gear is more than that.
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>>173913281
I'm not ignoring possibilities. You however, are.

>he thinks simply "Ana got fed up sooner" isn't a possibility
She did get fed up sooner. That's exactly what I am saying. Jack has Ana's support. That gives him even more reason to push Reyes out but he still hasn't yet.

>he thinks "Jack has known Reyes and gone through more with him than Ana
What implies this? What makes Ana's dialog with Jack about the past less valid? If you think that's the case what do you think Reyes could have possibly done during the SEP years to make Jack hold on for 20 years? It would have to be something greater than what Ana's done. You say I'm crazy but this speculation sounds even crazier of an ass pull.
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How do I improve my mechanical aim?
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>>173901752
>Even if Genji gets hooked he can avoid the head shot by swift striking
No you're stunned during the window that Roadhog can shoot.
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>>173913426
>this thread
>'ded'
do you even know what that means
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Mei is so fucking broken it's ridiculous. She's unplayable now, her freeze and her ult are useless. There's absolutely no point in picking her.
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>>173914080
>freeze doesnt actually slow anymore
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>>173914080
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754145552?page=9#post-161
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>>173913391
>he posted a line of dialog that could mean fucking anything
>he shoves in his own context with no supplementary information and thinks it's canon

Tumblr is that way
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>>173914029
lift your arm off the desk
believe in yourself
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Is there a way to check your winrate by map? I'd be pretty interested in knowing where I need to practice.
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Well this could mean a number of things...
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>>173913702
what? I didnt have that when I used the skin. Would be a pretty neat buff that didnt make sense
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>>173913793
Oh
wait
are you talking about M2 in general? I was talking about hooking some poor fuck and clicking M1.
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>QP
>against 4 stack
>against 5 stack
>enemy team has 3+ gm/top 500 on their team while I have 4 diamonds/plats

QP is actually in a very retarded state right now, the fucked up comp matchmaking doesnt help either and support losing more SR/gaining less SR AGAIN is even more retarded
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>>173914061
There's a small frame from when the hook and stun ends and when he can shoot. Genjis can swift strike during that time and avoid the majority of the blast.

It's always been a thing.
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>>173913767
Why would a one sided relationship be that way? You didn't catch how one-sided it was? Also, the continuation of that story arc has Reyes working with Morrison in the mission. If you want proof of concept of Reyes giving a shit, there it is.
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I'm in kind of a predicament here. My best friend and I have been playing since release, duo queued during placements for every season and we usually always finish around the same SR at the end, mid plat.

This season, started off the same, but I also branched out and met some people and we've been doing pretty well. However, I haven't been playing with my buddy because when we play, one of us usually gets frustrated which in turn, causes the other to get frustrated and we go on a losing streak.

I've gotten to the point where I'll play until we lose a game and that's what has helped me get to where I am now, 2830 SR. Meanwhile, my buddy is just under 2300 because he'll play with mutual friends who aren't very good or solo queue and throw it someone instalocks Hanzo, Genji, Widow, etc.

I wanna win, I wanna make Diamond for the first time but I feel like I can't do it when hes on my team because he doesn't have a character hes good with. Hes alright with like 5-6 different heroes but doesnt have that one go-to that he can play exceptionally well.

I don't really know what to do. It's gotten to the point where he's acting like a needy ex girlfriend. Spamming me with invites, messages, texts, etc. if I don't reply to the first. He'll make comments like "we're not good enough to play with him" when we're around our other friends and it just makes me not even wanna hang out with him anymore. I don't wanna lose a friend over a video game lol but at the same time, I don't want to associate with someone "toxic". What do?
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>>173914229
Listen to the dialogue yourself, Jeff you fucking faggot who can't balance shit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GyvemUszi8k
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>>173914369
didnt read lol
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>be low gold
>play with diamond
>check his profile
>1.4k sr, 3.8k was his highest

I don't get the ranking system in this game.
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What do?
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>>173914279
Yes. Obviously you aren't going to use M2 if they are point blank after you hooked them, but M2 allows you to extend hog's range and kill from decently far away.
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>stuck on Expert because tracer and reinhardt are retarded
>"maybe I should play tracer this time"
>get gold damage
>torbjorn and reinhardt are retarded
>"huh maybe I should go reinhardt"
>lose
>look at top damage
>15,000 by torb

it's been 13 fucking matches already
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Anyone who has a functioning frontal lobe want to stack for legendary? I just want my damn spray already and playing with random people is more frustrating than the fucking robots.

LDomin8r#1228, NA
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>>173914368
There professional soldiers of course they aren't going to let personal shit get in the way. Behind the scenes Ana and Jack will be grilling Reyes for being a sneaky cunt. And they said repeatly that they were friends. Ana has said nothing about Jack being in love with Reyes and she would have made a comment about it by now since it would affect Jack's mental state.
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>List of niggas who weren't a fool for rice
Me
Grego
Gamsu
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>>173914368

"The guy who had intelligence on site was given the comm line by Ana Amari to walk them through the information he had access to thanks to BLACKWATCH intelligence. This specifically means he's working perfectly fine and happy with Morrison while his dick is in Jack's mouth"
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>>173914080
>its the nerf people wanted a long ass time ago
Thanks Jeff I guess
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>>173914597
God damn it just accept the fact that Jack fucked Ana every night and Pharah is his daughter and Reyes was so jealous that he destroyed Overwatch HQ to kill Ana and have Jack for his own.
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>>173912586
I started to pick Zenyatta only because no one would fill in healer in my games but if I'm not good enough as a solo support I may have to reconsider that.

>>173912821
>orb has travel time and jumping it between targets reduces effectiveness
Had no idea, I'll be more careful with it.

>>173912985
Thank you too.
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>>173914790
>There is a bisexual love triangle

Love story of the century
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>>173914790

this desu
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>be reinhardt
>fighting a roadhog
>shift, pin him to a wall
>spam M1 on him as he heals
>hit E while he heals
>shield his scrap gun shows
>pin him again
>M1 and E him again as he heals
>shield
>pin him to a wall
>hit Q
>M1 at his flattened body
>M1 as he gets up and heals
>hit E
>never miss once
>he kills me anyway
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>>173914790
Pharah is not a Jack's daughter, he only did butt stuff with Ana
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>>173914790
But Jack is NOT the father.
It's some other dude.
why is this people's headcanon? there are more of you fucks than Reaper76 fans.

Sorry, There are more of you fucks than images that one R76 fan posts.
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>>173912280

Hug Jeff, probably.
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>>173914790
Doesn't Reyes insinuate that Ana only took Jack's side because she liked his ball flavor?
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>>173915019
>defensive tank tries to kill offensive tank
sorry dude, you're just a wall
not much more to it
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What if Pharah is your moms daughter
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>>173915019
well there's your problem

you didn't charge as he got back up to heal, It does about 300 damage (a full health bastion can survive with 5 hit points left) where as a fire strike does somewhere around 125 something.
A single charge halves his health.
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>>173915019
>>be reinhardt
>>fighting a roadhog
>>shift, pin him to a wall
>>spam M1 on him as he heals
Right there is where you fucked up.
Charge him when he's healing to cancel it.
Charging first is a pretty bad idea unless he's at half health.
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>tfw your mmr is so low you get teammates who get teamwiped by a symmetra holding w and leftclick
why are diamonds so bad?
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What if there was a special event for the anniversary where every one of the event items became available for purchase and there was a lootbox that could award anything from any event?

That seems like a decent idea for bringing back event-only items.
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>>173914314
>support losing more SR/gaining less SR AGAIN is even more retarded

this is such fucking bullshit i don't understand how this is allowed

i gave up and exclusively instalock dps in comp now because fuck everyone else
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>>173915172
>what if person with coolest skin and waifu of many was their sister
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>>173915332
I thought they got rid of that shit.
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>no Fareeha gf
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IF I complete the Uprising event on Legendary will I also get the Expert achievement? or do you have to do each separately to get both achievements?
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>>173915330
look at wow

blizz makes way more money in the long run by having event stuff be one time only

especially when the whales dump a hundred bucks every update to unlock everything
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>>173915394
as far as i know it never changed
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>>173914314
>>173915332

I keep hearing about this support sr gain thing but i still haven't experienced it myself. is it a mercy thing? because i mostly play ana
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>>173907297
you really don't, it's literally pic related
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>>173914029
Play against Ana AIs, headshot only, with Mccree
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>>173914406
I've heard it. Doesn't change anything autist.
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>>173895502
Zarya is your counter as both of those.
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Choose your boytoy.
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>>173915413
>Anon, why are you setting the controls to my metal thong to vibrate?
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>>173915583

lúcio
>>
So whats all this shit about no more win/loss streaks? Can someone give me a quick explanation
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>>173915542
Oh i get it
Ana does no damage to kill you as the biotic rifle doesn't deal headshot damage BUT you can kill the Ana's with headshots only.
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>>173915550
Yeah well youre a gay autist. And your mom is fat.
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>>173914550
everything about your life makes me cringe
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>>173913986

Metal Gears themselves are based on mecha from anime, in universe

Snake is ripped off of the main character from Escape from NY

The entirety of MGS3 Is one long James Bond homage

Could go on
Dont get me wrong, love the franchise, but its all from a westaboo adding japanese hamminess to western stereotypes
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>>173914597
Why is Ana letting it get in the way then? She doesn't trust him. Refused to use the Blackwatch intel he was gathering until Jack gave the order to operate in that area. And she is Gabe's subordinate. She is NOT the same rank as Gabe. Jack is the same rank.

>Behind the scenes Ana and Jack will be grilling Reyes for being a sneaky cunt.
Not only did the comic try to make it clear that isn't happening but that would be absolutely retarded.
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>>173915736
Bingo.
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>>173915583
>lucio spouting encouragement as you as you wreck his robot ass
>samples your grunting and hides it in his music
>takes you around the world when he tours
best boy
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>>173915703
Streak bonuses are now only possible if your SR and internal mmr have a very large difference
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>>173915583

Zenyatta.
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>>173915621
>don't worry about it
>here, take this and stick it in your mouth
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>>173910510
it's pharah you dingus
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>>173915736
It doesn't really matter if anas could do damage anyways. You're practicing your aim. Ana hitboxes are pretty small, so if you can land those easily with mccree, you're gud to go desu
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>>173914727
Question for you while ignoring your autism sperging all over the place:

Why would Gabe bother? Blackwatch is deactivated. There was no reason to help Jack and Ana.
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>>173912280
teleport behind the chink and unsheathe my katana. don't thank me
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>>173915508
u always get measly sr gain per win if u play a healer and if u lose u drop harder than anyone else, no matter how well u played


its easier to lock in soldier or bastion everymatch and unload on barriers because even if u lose, ur special gold medals for doing nothing will protect ur sr from falling to much


support roles really are high effort=low reward
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>>173915583
Winston on this picture looks in a way he would draw himsef
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>>173915824
Lucio isn't a robot
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>>173915796
Where does it say Ana doesn't want to use the Intel? I still don't see Jack and Reyes relationship being good though. Jack is a soldier he will take good Intel regardless. Also Jack and Ana flirt a bit in the last scene with Ana. I don't know why Tumblr is making shitty OC art with that.
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>>173912793
sleeping with 4 men isn't slutty
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>>173904404
>PvE
>not playing Tracer
>team Tracer doesn't disable shields, doesn't have pulsebombs for Bastion, runs into crowd and dies
>not playing Torb
>team Torb doesn't give armour, doesn't use gun, doesn't Molten Core
>not playing Rein
>team Rein doesn't shield, earthshatters trashmobs, charges into crowd to destroy bomb
>not playing Mercy
>incapable of pressing R

I'm sick of PvE.
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>>173916024
Because he is a soldier and still wants to do the right thing? Also how do we know BlackWatch isn't up to something to undermine overwatch?
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>>173915753
You wish you could bang my mother you pathetic virgin
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>>173915508
No, it is a whole support thing since the new patch. They changed the base value of gaining/losing SR and put down the streak modifier.
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>Overtime exists

How the fuck is this competitive?
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The hell is going on in competitive match making?!
One game absolute domination, next a total loss.
After 4months paused, I thought they finally improved their match making, but now it seems even worse than before..
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>>173903127

>Role
Mostly support
>Main hero of main role
Mercy
>Main hero outside main role
Pharah
>Wish you could be great with
Ana, but I can't snipe for shit
>Hardest time with
Good Tracers and Genjis
>Needs a buff
Still Sombra, specifically her gun
>Needs a nerf
Still Lucio, the rework just makes him really good in different ways, it won't change his usage
>Remove
Hanzo and delete all accounts where he is the most played hero
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>Support mains, and most of all mercy mains, crying on the forums and reddit about not getting as much Fire and ranking as dps/tanks, because they arent doing as much

>"So what if soldier wiped the entire team, I healed him from 100-200 after so he didnt need to press E!"

>"I know rein capped 90% of the point himself, but I watched! I strategically hid during fights then pressed R, then held a healing beam on a full ho target for 5 minutes, why shouldnt I get just as much ranking!"

Cucks need to accept their place
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>>173916317
Your wrong because I want to bang your dad, and I did.
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>>173916343
the same way its competitive in any professional sport match, doofus
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>>173916360
>mercy main
>replying to a 3 hour old post
>to complain about lucio and hanzo
typical
>>
>last checkpoint defending on Hollywood
>guy wont switch off Widowmaker despite it being a terrible place for her
>lose

This is why people don't like you Widow mains, there is a time and place for Widow and it is not always
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>>173916153
>Where does it say Ana doesn't want to use the Intel?
You mean she doesn't imply it by wanting to know why Blackwatch is in the area and complaining about McCree? Why complain if she supports using the intel? Jack didn't complain. And if you think Jack just wanting a confirmation that Gabe isn't lying to him is complaining as well I think you're misinterpreting that scene.

>Also Jack and Ana flirt a bit in the last scene with Ana.
Only an idiot would think friendly banter is flirting.
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why is timthetatman so popular
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76s GUN IS 2FUCKING POWERFUL

There should also be a cooldown on his helix "lol baby got a free kill" rocket
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>>173916052
>>173916319

i've climbed to diamind in every season by only playing support, does this mean i'm supposed to be higher then? or am i just lucky
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>>173916360

>Sombra needs a buff, especially her gun

Anon just acceot that not every hero is a mccree/soldier variant. Sombra is meant to counter tanks and bring a huge, quickly charged teamfight ultimate. The only time she should be engaging other dps heroes is when she has an unfair advantage

Which is why she has amazing mobility, stealth, and the ability to see weak enemies through walls
Shes really good right now. You just need to know her role
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>>173915776
Eh sort of, but I think Snake is much closer to Rambo than Plissken from Escape from New York. He was a criminal in that movie. He just uses the name in MGS2 as a joke because Raiden is a teeny bopper who won't know who the fuck he's talking about.
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This fucking weeb is writing the lore.
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>>173897694
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>>173916507
Find me one sport where overtime works the same way it does in Overwatch. I'm talking about the in round overtime.
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>tfw no tracer skin
>tfw talon widowmaker
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>>173916672
>Body language

You know what your right. Jack wants to suck Reyes dick because he accepted Intel from him. I guess Donald Trump and every other president before them are fudge packers for accepting intel.
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>>173916784
i climb as dps but if i heal its a fucking diceroll because the role makes u so dependent on that 2hr genji main and last-player-to-pick obligated reinhart
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>>173916227
>mercy incapable of pressing r

>be reinhardt
>first point
>tracer, the dumbshit, gets downed near the stairs
>inb4 TRACER IS DOWN, REVIVE HER jokes
>hold shield up at the nulltroopers raining fire down above us
>mercy stands there behind me healing me despite being full health
>it takes her a solid 8 seconds to realize she's supposed to revive tracer
honestly fucking randoms
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>>173916356
forced fifty nigga, the amount of people that pretend this doesn't exist is retarded.
>>
NEW THREAD
>>173786212
>>173786212
>>173786212
>>
I swear if we had just 60 more seconds to do the last part regular Legendary would be a breeze. At least 5 times in a row now we've gotten to the end and ran out of time because of that fucking Bastion in the back right.
>>
>>173916864

>Prof Layton
>weeb

I know /pol/ knows fuck all about games, but at least make an effort.
>>
>>173916356
Yeah I'm about fucking sick of it already, and I took a similar break as you. My games are either one-sided as complete fuck, or someone leaves and I still get a loss.

Combine that with all of the unbalanced shit between the characters and I'm done wasting my time.
>>
>>173916972
>wanting flight attendant when slipstream exists
it's like you don't even have eyes
>>
Why does every Sombra player use her ult when there is literally no teammates around?

Blizzard should make it like Mercys where it can only be used when theres a trigger but instead of dead teammates, its teammates within the vicinity.
>>
>>173916282
>Because he is a soldier and still wants to do the right thing?

This is the same man who plans on overthrowing the organization in a year and you want to believe he wants to do the right thing? Isn't that just admitting he still cares? What point are you trying to prove with this post? That he is in some crazy limbo where he cares and at the same time hates everyone? That he's pretending to be nice and helpful while not hiding the fact he's angry at the same time? That's a little nuts isn't it?
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>>173916992
>ywn give your intel to Donald Trump
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>>173917148
forced 50, aka you're where you belong

if you want to beat this "forced 50" you have to improve

you're almost as retarded as the elo hell people
>>
>>173917163
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF PALADINS REALM OF THE DICKLESS SHITDICKS
>>
>>173916756
>76s gun is powerful
no shit
>cooldown on his helix rockets
there is you fuck
>"lol baby got a free kill"
that's because you didn't have enough health going at him
and you shouldn't be 1v1ing him unless you're a tank, and even then that's a stupid idea.
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>>173915583
Junkrat!
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>>173916386
>omnic deathgod
>cuck

eat shit faggot
>>
>>173916660

>Long open corridor is a bad place for widow

Shes fine on that point. The entire enemy team is pretty much forced to sit in her sights while shes safe.

>>173916784
>>173916052

Supports are literally carried. Not so much zen or Nu-Lucio, but old lucio got his stats from being a walking 30 metre radius health battery
Ana is so broken shes an easy character to climb with
And mercy is so low impact she doesnt have any stats for the game to track

Of course the game doesnt want to give you as much ranking, the rest of your team is dealing/absorbing damage and fighting. 80 % of your gameplay is spent doing nothing because your heal beam target is at full hp

do mercy mains actually believe they deserve as much credit as dps for standing round a corner holding m1?
>>
>>173916227
The only thing needed is someone disconnecting.
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>>173916992
You're overreacting. I'm not saying Jack wanted to use the intel too. My point is Ana didn't trust it and made it known right at the start.

Also you're sourcing a comic drawn horrendously. There is no body language because the body language of the entire comic is bizarre along with the expressions.
>>
>>173916972
>tfw tracer AND widowmaker skins
I don't even care if I get mercy now, fuck this game WE OUT BOYYYYYSSS
>>
>>173916864
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>>173917704
we get it, gabe and soldier fuck, you can stop posting now
>>
GIVE ME THE FUCKING WIDOW SKIN ALREADY FUCK
>>
New thread (no bamboozling)
>>173917731
>>173917731
>>173917731
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>>173916864
>on mobile but not 3ds

what the FUCK are they thinking
>>
>>173917163
Nice bait.
>>
>>173917794
How about instead of being a butthurt baby you stop jumping into "Ana fuck 76!!!" as your defensive every time. This is why you Ana76 fags are completely insufferable.
>>
>>173917916
You are totally right, now that you have won you can stop posting.
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>>173897572
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>>173917532
>And mercy is so low impact she doesnt have any stats for the game to track

lmao

What's an easy character boost SR with?
>>
>>173917532
They have ample cover and can easily take her out, attack widow is better in that situation than defense widow
>>
>>173900410
yea that instant kill without aiming sniper character has a really high skill ceiling
>>
>>173917704
>Arms warmly folded around body
>Hands squeezing arms
>Leaned over
>Ass sticking out

Since humans are animals, you can actually detect when the female sex is interested in a potential partner
>>
>>173916386
>reddit

go le back le shitposter
>>
>>173906129
That dude doesn't look like the one in the christmas comic. Not even 30 years younger. He also has the same skin tone as Ana so I doubt he's Canadian.
>>
tracer has micro and macromanagement but still loses to shit like camping lol
>>
why is orisa so fucking loud?
>>
>>173919486

Could it be that she's a quadrupedal bull made out of metal?

Maybe?
>>
last for paladins being a superior game
>>
>>173919486
SIKYOOOOHR THE OBJECTIVE
>>
>>173919672

Paladins is for poors of both wallet and intellect.
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>>173915583
zenny
fuck all those other whores
>>
>>173897496
Also people who healermain are weird in general. "Omg I healed you and I didn't even get a thank you" wtf man? That's your ROLE. I killed that reaper and the widowmaker and I didn't get a thank you either. Do your job and stop thinking you are something special just because you're not one of the KDR obsessed retard kids.
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>>173921395
>healermain

You mean mercy main.
>>
>>173921395
Huh. I was wondering why people would waste time thanking me from the emote wheel every time I put my beam on them. That and cards at the end of the game. It's fuckin weird man
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So is it confirmed Reyes is commanding null sector in order to get a reason to eliminate all bots?
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>trying to get 80%+ on hard mode any hero
>FINALLY get a team that knows what they are doing
>tell them to follow me into right side to attack that first bastion after the payload blows up
>tell them to heal up inside this little area behind cover
>they all keep trying to kill the second bastion instead of listening to me and going around through the left pathway
>keep my shield up and spam group up as i walk through the left hallway path
>one by one they all die to the bastion
>try to revive them
>2 tank bastions kill me
>payload was at 98% health

WHY WOULD YOU KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT INTO A BASTION I EVEN FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO RIGHT BEFORE THE PAYLOAD EXPLODED ARE THESE PEOPLE FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT ITS ONLY HARD MODE

I carry easily with Rein in hard, but i can't stop my team from walking into a sentry bastion

What the fuck is wrong with these people?
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>>173925636
I've had people go symmetra and inspect bastion unit with their face

"revive pls"
>>
>>173900138
Because you ordering people to play what you want them to play is how being an entitled carried little bronze faggot works and is the #1 reason why your teams fall apart, let the person play who they picked say nothing and win the game if they play like shit let them and pick up the fucking slack.

I went from 1700 to fucking 2533 30W 10L this season playing sym soldier and orisa.

Fuck your team comp, fuck your wants I play who I want and I'll carry your scrub ass to wins this is my credo.
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