/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Fareeha Amari

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First for Ana

Thread now belongs to Null sector.
No humans!

First for Mei

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Fareeha!

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We need a heavy sarcasm exchange between the commanders and it can't come soon enough.

Tracer in Legendary feels like a fucking sandcastle
The enemies look in my general direction and bam, I'm dead

Do you get the achievement for playing all heros legendary?

Ever since the launch of Overwatch, Uprising is the "one" thing that they've done right.

I'm actually a little impressed with the amount of effort they put into it and how interesting it is to play. It really feels like a fully fleshed out story mode campaign akin to a chapter of Left 4 Dead.

Everything else they've introduced into Overwatch has been a pile of hotshit. The nerfing of non-tanks/supports, the buffing of tanks and supports and how Blizzard refuses to do anything about them, Ana, Sombra, Orisa, Oasis, the various holiday skin events. All hot garbage.

What's with the tiny patch? Is it the Mei fix?

>>173852252
>>173852264
How embarrassing...

>>173852292
Get gud

>>173852257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8H1RjjoGKs

Playing ranked during big events is exhausting, so many shit players

how do I deal with a Symmetra on Koth

never going to get this legendary achievement can barely just make it to the door each time

>>173852392
Winston and mercy

>>173852380
K E K
E
K

>>173852392
Winston is important since he can sweep away her turrets instantly

General awareness of where she's lurking goes a long way too

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>>173852373
Git ded

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GREY BLUE BLUE GREY

ALL
FUCKING
DAY

>>173852296
Doesn't seem like it

>>173852257
HECK NO! I'LL NEVER LISTEN TO TECHNO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxZJYbVd1hE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNVIk_hTrXk

>>173852392
Pharah can be good too. Knocks out turrets easily and symmetra can't get her.

Convince me not to fap to Cadet Oxton RIGHT NOW

>>173852593
>isn't even available in america
you fucking dumbass

>>173852643
Lesbean

>>173852643
I can't cause I'm doing that right now too

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>tfw got Cremeberry skin
Great event desu.

>>173852643
Join me

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>person on my friends list who asks to group every time I log on
>feel bad shutting him down every time
ffs blizz I just want to play alone in peace, let me appear offline

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Solo q there is no way to beat legendary uprising

Let alone expert

Why the fuck did they choose this shitty 4man squad for the mission

>>173852251
helmetless version when?

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>>173852603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWFStiFOHZo
always wondered why mercy continued healing him

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>>173852727
>want it now
>don't want to end up getting it as a dupe right after I buy it

Should've ground out some more credits before the event started.

>>173852768
>6 months after HRT

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>>173852694
Yeah, fuck you too, yankee.

>>173852806
Its challenging. Much better than the last pve that was too easy.

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Has anyone found any easter eggs ala CoD Zombies? Would be pretty neat desu

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desu the front facing way has a better aesthetic (not a shitpost, its just the Contra way completely covers Reyes all the detail put into him is wasted)

Anyway here is your threadly reminder

>>173852768
Princess Charming

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>>173852759
Just tell him "This nothing to do with you but I want to play by myself." It's not that hard anon-kun.

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>>173852759
Any day now I'm sure it'll happen, right guys?

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I swear, the Reaper76 fags need to fucking die.

>>173852852
I'm not a yankee.
I'm a damn yankee.

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>5 gold medals as 76
>get POTG
>cap the final point in a clutch
>solo teamwipe with an ult
>0 votes

>>173852970
t.buttblasted

>>173852970
76's exwife will show up and we'll get a billion years of butthurt to add on to the pile. Degenerates never win, which is why they are degenerates.

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Why when I hook Ana she doesnt die what the fuck is wrong with her hitbox

>>173853009
no one should care about (you)s that last for all of 5 seconds

They should've used this ult line for Blackwatch Genji. I get that it might be confusing for people, but shit, they did it for Dr. Junkenstein and for a good while I wasn't sure which voice line indicates the enemy Junk or ours were ulting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k8S8F9l2hw

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>>173852808
Would be nice

>>173852894
When they're facing each other but looking towards the camera it looks like they were about to fuck and you walk in on the foreplay
>Reyes: get the fuck out
>Morrison: I see you found us when we're at our most...
>cue super zoom on jack's face
>Morrison: ...vulnerable.

>>173853075
>someone unironically thinks this

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kind of unfair they waited for an event to give orisa its best skin

not that anyone likes or will still be playing it once doomfist is out, but still pretty cheeky

>>173853075
He could literally have a wife show up and they'll still freak out.
An ex-wife makes them think "yeah he cheated with Gabe" or "he's bisexual and with Gabe now"
A wife would be harder for them to excuse around but that's shippers for you. Literally married characters are still "going to be canonly gay with someone else" some way or another.

>>173852727
am I only one who thinks it's a little plain

>>173852806
I did expert on solo queue.
Legendary on the other hand needs a 4 stack and a strategy planned out before going in. Everybody needs to know their shit like Rein pushing exploding detonators.

>>173853075
76 is a virgin

>>173853009
I always vote for the least impressive card

>>173852387
That's probably it.
>bastion main who cant burn down barriers
>genji who never ults or flanks. "lol"
Should I just stop for a week?

>mfw tried the 2.5 healer lucio comp and actually climbed 200 SR
thanks

>>173853120
>tfw commando didn't refer to their outfits but actually the state they are in

wew

>>173853120
>immediately below
>>173853127

kek

>>173853098
what's he even saying

>>173853264
A variation of "the dragon becomes me" delivered angrily

>>173853164
that's the point

simple equipment
white outfit
no tattoos
revealing without looking retarded

stripped down and perfected
this kills the smugberry

can't wait for d.va to get the same treatment

>>173853075
>>173853157
>Ex-wife

But doesn't make any sense, wasn't Jack just a farm boy who immediately enlisted in the army because of the oncoming Omnic Crisis?
If Chu decided an ex-wife to suddenly appear out of nowhere blizz would get so much shit.

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So do you guys think the dragons are technology or magic based?

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>it's another "I'm going to treat quickplay like a high-stakes professional tournament and get all pissy when the other eleven people are treating it like quickplay" episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXKFQ5tj0p0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t1ZNQwiOd0
friendly reminder that someone actually got the VA for Genji to say 'I'm allergic to the payload' but he will never say it in game.

>>173853392
mythical anime power based

>>173853392
Magic-based obviously.

>>173853156
>kind of unfair they waited for an event to give orisa its best skin
Orisa's best skin is battle beetle

>>173853157
I like how this post implies that its still delusional to think a romance reveal is unlikely between Jack and Gabe despite all the new content. And I'm not talking about the sprays.

Top quality.

>>173853392
Technomagic.

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>>173853347
>thinking anything can kill the smugberry

>>173853478
Incorrect. ORI14 has the best legs. Only downside is that it doesn't have eyes that change colors for Halt!

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>>173852812
Do you really need to ask why?

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>>173853553
She is eternal

>>173853420
That's just how the game is, you gotta play it seriously. Blizzard made it a 6v6, so there is more emphasis on every teammate being useful to win. Blizzard also made it so it's difficult for one guy to go crazy on an entire enemy team, so there's more emphasis on every player on the team playing well to win

This isn't like 12v12 TF2 where you don't care if there are a couple of guys dancing conga and playing rock-paper-scissors in spawn, you can pick up the slack if you're a good enough player and win regardless.

I report people who don't take QP seriously.

>>173853392
It's nanomagicians.

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>>173853157
>yfw both their wives show up and Sam Hyde comes out of the bushes and gives each of them one of these after they take the heterosexual pledge

>>173853487
You really need to stop getting whatever's so far up your ass stuck there, dude.

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>>173853441
Genji's VA a cute. A CUTE!

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>be Texan
>live in South Texas
>hate mexicans because they (were) systematically destroying our state (and country)
>think spanish sounds disgusting
>give Sombra a whirl
>I turn out to be really great with her
>popping out of nowhere, wiping everyone's shields, then letting the rest of the team obliterate them is fun
>shits more fun than playing as Tracer
>Sombra's snarkiness pisses me off
>but I enjoy playing as her
>using her blonde skin only helps a little

I want to hate-fuck Sombra until she can no longer breathe.

>>173853638
>I report people who don't take QP seriously.

you must report so many people that at this point the automated system doesn't even view your reports

>>173853692
She has a dog-face wouldn't touch that with my ten-foot pole

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>>173853667
>says I'm angry
>is the one the complaining in the first place

Los Muertos Sombra is an absolute qt

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>>173853606
>>173853553
Smug is love
Smug is life
>tfw love playing the Smugberry

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FUCKING STOP QUEUING LEGENDARY IF YOU NEVER EVEN DID IT BEFORE

>>173853804
Fuck you, I'll watch it if I want to

>>173852812
>>173852603
>tfw the "Genji needs heals" meme was made entirely against me and I don't like it.

I don't know how I do it, but I have this knack for getting healers to hate me no matter what even though I'm a pretty good shooting game player (give me the benefit of the doubt on this) and always do a "Thank you" emote for heals out of habit, I've been doing this since 2008 playing TF2.

>I approach Mercy with "I need healing" as Genji
>She stops, looks at me.
>"Hello there!"
>Goes back to healing my allies and leaving me with <50hp

I made a thread about this on the official forum as early as August of last year. To be quite honest, the real meme is the Overwatch community with their hate of non-tanks/non-supports. God forbid you play an offense or defense hero or else no heals or shields for you!

>>173853690
Never forget when he hoverhanded D.Va's VA kek

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>>173853804
>watch the whole cutscene
>leave at the end
LOCK ME UP

>>173853441
>>173852812
>>173852603
>>173853589
>>173853690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBxqAxua5hA
who says SFMs aren't art

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>>173853804
TWENTY YEARS AFTER WE WON THE WAR AGAINST THE OMNICS

>>173853906
you write like a fag
and your shits all retarded

>>173853638
>This isn't like 12v12 TF2 where you don't care if there are a couple of guys dancing conga and playing rock-paper-scissors in spawn, you can pick up the slack if you're a good enough player and win regardless.
It's a shame, that made TF2 a much better game.

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>>173853792
>all those colors

https://clyp.it/bzfqlrpq

>>173853753
you know what you're fucking right. fuck her

>>173853804
>Showing friend new mode
>Skip like normal
>Oh huh he might want to watch it
>4th guy never skips, watch the whole thing
that worked out

>>173853946
>someone just did this

WAS IT YOU

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>>173853951

>>173853906
You were ok until that last line.

>I made a thread about this on the official forum as early as August of last year.
Really, my dude.

>>173854000
>somewhere in previous thread
>you know they are going to probably add conga line next month (sarcastically)
>(me): '>inb4 it actually happens'

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>>173852768

>>173854045
It was me Barry, it was me all the time.

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>BLEH!!!

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>hate mexicans because they (were) systematically destroying our state (and country)

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>gold objective time 0:01
>literally 5 members of the enemy team on me and we still lose a point despite my team being nowhere near me and all still alive
>it's just QP!

>>173854079
Some guy on the forum posted about getting a dance taunt when we got the sit emote.

Or maybe it was before that? I don't really remember.

Anyway, conga is coming.

The kazotsky kick is better anyway, they kept on making better dances.

>>173853757
No I'm saying it's fuckin weird how obsessively up in arms you are over your fictional faggots

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>no mimi gf

>>173854079
>>173854163
forgot to add "and jeff said yea probably" to the "asking for dance taunt"

>>173854160
i mean if you're gonna take it that seriously why not just get a full team and run comp

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>>173852257

>>173854236
Not him, and while I encourage not taking shit seriously in QP, there's a difference between "not taking shit seriously" and "actively ignoring any aspect of the game".

You've got RP and dick around servers now if you want that.

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(((loud, gassy, stomping noises)))
*blocks your path*

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>4th time I've gotten the new Widowmaker player icon
>don't even play her

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>>173854167
Maybe you're replying to someone else? I'm a pretty chill dude my guy. What, you think I enjoy them because I'm in love with them like some tumblrite shit? I think it would be a great plot device and would be the perfect way to tie up the build up going on in the narrative. That's legitimately it. It's all story perspective to me.

>>173854160
>not playing quickplay as offense shooting gallery
mistake #1 my friend
you're playing a different game than everyone else there

>>173854025
The rest of her body is great but her thighs are too big.

>>173854339
>Pretends he's not a tumblrite
>Obsessively posts it
>Responds to everyone who doesn't like it

Sounds exactly like a tumblrite

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I want Jack to deport Gabe.

>>173853441
I want to fuck Genji's VA silly.

>>173853931
>not Angela
>not touching them

>there are people in this thread right now who think Sombra and Orisa are bad

Seriously fuck this game.

Only Blizzard could make their matchmaker into instastomp one sided bullshit without needing the players to even go six man.

Six random faggots and all of them happen to be the best plat players in the game.

Not to mention the godawful SR gain that takes more than it gives.

>>173854102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0aQ9DXLG1Q
I wish Kirby Super Star Ultra allowed you as many followers as your DS could handle

and it just became Katamari with the stampede of followers as Kirby rips through everything with a clusterfuck of NPCs

Is there any point doing all heroes legendary? There is no achievement or any other special reward for it, and I don't think it gives any more XP than farming normal. Even if you beat it, it was because you cheesed it with Bastion you dirty cheater.

>>173854426
Refer to:
>maybe you're replying to someone else?

I'm not the only person here that posts that shit. In fact, I'll I've posted in this thread so far is smug Gabe.

>don't like 76
>love using his ultimate
>love Reaper
>never get to use it to its full potential

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>>173854461
I want Jack to get scalped.

>>173854527
>plat
you need to go back

>>173854319
*hooks your mercy*
*spams "She'll be right."*

>>173852806
>tfw did expert solo q first time with no comms

>>173854236
XD haha it's just QP! XD XOXOXO

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what is the iris?
is it the singularity?
is it a subtle god ai?
is it sombra's dumb illuminati bullshit?
is it a really flat, silly metaphor for eyes being the window to the soul, and that cameras operate the same as eyes?

>>173854685
how can eyes be real if the iris isn't

>>173854609
Too right.

>>173854682
Why Reyes always the bottom?

>>173853198
>symmetra teleporter uptime

>>173854203
why live

Just played against a Dva + Sombra combo in grandmaster that hit their ult combo literally every single time.

Jesus christ that was cancer

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>>173854738
Let me make one thing clear. Once we get the OK on the canon couple I will be sure to remind everyone that it's 100% canon that Jack is on top. Commander Morrison is no one's bottom bitch.

Why is quickplay full of mentally retarded?

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>>173854738
Because racists

>>173854685
God ai

>>173852970
Just report and ignore.

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>>173854738
I actually have way more pictures with Reaper on top.

>>173854424

What are you, gay?

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>>173854819
>>173854826
Can't imagine either being a bottom desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=594qtjmhOFE
>some rare footage of new Mcree players before his inevitable nerf which made him only accessible by higher skilled players, 2016, colorized

>>173854738
he's more emotional
jack wouldn't get anything out of being a bottom because he's a robot

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>>173854826
That looks like a really extreme hug.

>>173854973
What about a power top? That works a lot better.

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>>173854738
can't do pushups

This thread is turning gay.

REAPER SHORT
What happens in it?
What about him is revealed?
Nothing pertaining to his clash with Morrison, no fujo/homo shit, please.

>>173855025
>I'm so fucked up

>>173855082
Just like you lmao

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>>173854338
>got Nullmari, Mercy icon and Reinhardt icon
>also got Symm's victory pose 4 times in a row
>still no Widow icon
Why isn't buying player icons available yet?

>>173855082
Welcome to every thread since the event hit, enjoy your stay.

>Reaper76 posting
>I CAN'T DO THE FUCKING BRAWL REEE

24/7

>>173854973
Why not?

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>Get Orisa, Mccree, and Torb legendary skins after 4 boxes

I should be happy but I don't care for the waking abomination despite the skin being an improvement. Mccree skin would be nice if you can ignore his gun. I don't play a lot of torb so its kind of wasted.

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>>173854826
Sauce please?

Who is the global conspiracy? Or is there no information outside of Sombra's vid?

>>173855098
>Nothing pertaining to his clash with Morrison

That's Reaper's entire character. Literally how would you do that unless you developed a complete separate secret life for him? I can't think of all that.

>>173855203
Fuck off m8, 5 boxes in and I've nothing but blue and white rarity items.

>>173855273
>a complete separate secret life
That's what I'm hoping for. Remember the family on Christmas he's looking at?

>>173855234
>tats
>3DPD

Delete

>>173855271
>Or is there no information outside of Sombra's vid?
none
wait 2 more years for chu to bring it up again

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>>173855234

>>173855256
Lost it, buddy.

I can post the full on /y/‘s OW thread

>>173855315
>separating the big 3 to give them all separate stories when the point is about their interactions together

It just wouldn't flow with the story we have now anon.

>Remember the family on Christmas he's looking at?
You mean you didn't catch that it was a metaphor?

>>173854461
>deport an american
How?

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>>173855454
If it's black send it back.

>>173855454
I so happy Reyes didn't get autistic spanish speak or a latio accent.

>>173855524
no they saved that for [dies in spanish]

>>173855082
What do you expect from tumblr faggots

>>173855271
just a bunch of unanswered questions for them to fill in with characters later

for all we know the eyeluminatti is just talons tech team spooking sombra into becoming an asset

>>173854567
>actual strategy is cheesing

>>173855447
I SAID NO FUJO/HOMO SHIT, DAMMIT! REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaKXsL_Dr-s

>>173855556
That's all Sombra is.
Also nice almost get.

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>>173855440
I'd appreciate that, thanks buddy.

>>173854738
They're both versa because you can see them both bottoming and topping each other off.

>>173855609
Sitting on the cart and holding down left click isn't strategy

Having to do story mode legendary requires strategy

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>struggle capturing point A
>feels like we are playing 2v6 or something
>same continues on point B
>social
>my team has 2 silvers, 1 low gold and someone leaving constantly
>enemy team has several diamonds
>one of the diamonds is playing torbjörn on hanamura defense, like a noob on release day
>doesn't even have a new skin
>he's not even a torb player
>his level is 597

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Fuck off homos

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>>173854567
>you cheesed it with Bastion

BEEP BOOP FUCK THE WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODELS.

>>173855098
Would be cool to see if he interacts with others at Talon HQs or just doesn't give a fuck.

>>173855653
>oh I know, I'll oversimplify it to make HIM sound like the dumbass, that'll show him!

>>173855748
>oversimplify

>>173855710
>event is up fro two days
>still couldn't beat expert
Fuck, even if I manage to do it legendary is probably out of the question.

>>173855524
I was kind of hoping he'd have some of it with his Mariachi/El Blanco skin.

I sometimes blast El Cancion del Mariachi when I'm play as him using either of those two skins sometimes. Guilty pleasure.

>>173855098

We see him pick up a homeless kitten on a rainy day.

Does Null Sector Bastion use some different lines? I actually like that intimating beeping from the tank Bastions

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>>173855695
Not even McCree is safe.

Have any of you accidentally attacked one of your teammates?

>>173855813
No, they fucked up. Maybe if enough people complain they add it later like they did it for the witch mercy skin.

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Neat, now there's no point in playing this game again till the next event.

>>173855878
Yes, once. A few times my attention has snapped in their direction thinking they might be the enemy.

>>173855748
He isn't oversimplifying it.
You're overcomplicating it.

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>>173855863
>McCree the Cowboy Slut will never suck you off after a Blackwatch mission

>>173855896
Hopefully. I wouldn't mind if they also changed Orisa's to the beeps the OR-14 has.

>>173855979
>the McMeme is a slut meme

God damn fetishists

>>173855609
Compared to having Torb and Tracer as your DPS, Bastion makes any difficulty a cakewalk.

>>173856043
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

>>173855878
I've gotten mislead by ability sounds and footsteps into thinking there's an enemy around too. Some characters just seem to be much louder than others.

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>>173855931
Why couldn't they make him beardless? He looks like shit

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>>173856043
I'm honestly getting really tired of fags and waifufags.
It makes me legitimately want to support their extermination in real life.

>>173855813
epic skin so they don't care
its objectively worst than omnic crisis anyway
has added glow for no reason like the other bad skins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amEsnIzlPc4
>Proximity Chat has been added to the game, you can now hear your enemies as well as your teammates
>blast a shitstorm of music and memes at maximum volume
>see how long it takes for me to get kicked by either team

>>173855931
These are the times I wish you could switch around guns with other skins once you own them.

>>173856076
Between the turret and his rivet gun, torb shits out damage though.

Some protips before you attempt Legendary or even Expert:
>you can shoot off the shield arm of eradicators with Tracer; if there's one thing you need to do as Tracer it's this shit right here
>it's absolutely okay for Rein to swing at a horde of slicers
>Torb is usually a better attack boost target than Tracer especially for any distance that isn't point blank
>don't worry if someone dies (as long as it isn't Rein), you can work out the situation most of the time then get to reviving when it's calmed down, unless it's in the middle of defending the payload then you're fucked unless you have a res
>detonators do pitiful damage to players; when it gets close enough to trigger, Rein can charge it away and it won't do anything to the payload as it explodes
>at about 10 seconds before the payload starts moving, if Tracer goes all the way to the end and stands where it's supposed to blow up, all the spawns in that entire section will be disabled for some reason

>>173856125
its weird that they dont do this considering they have an entire weapon section dedicated to just golden weapons

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>>173856113
Believe it or not, I'm just a very large supporter of posting art that's faithful to the characters in them.

>>173856119
It's hard to micspam because the voicechat in game has automatic sensitivity, meaning it doesn't just transmit your voice even if you has press to talk.
Blizzard is as incompetent as Bethesda, they're just better with business.

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>>173856043
You can't tell me he doesn't look like a slut.

>>173855621
Nothing I posted was homo shit. Just a legit observation.

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>>173856292
You just have a weird fetish for cowboys. Don't appropriate them onto a guy who is just trying to put his life back together.

Need a legal advice lads
Does constant spamming of same theme images claries like vioalation of Rule 10:"No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters."?

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>20 boxes so far
>Both Uprising Torbjorn Skins
>Orisa Uprising skin
>Never play these characters ever

Why is RNJesus cruel? Also, why is Reinhardt's skin the only non-legendary? Why isn't he special?

>>173856759
I think spam is considered the same image/text repeated.

Like typing: I NEED HEALING 60 times in one post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMCY6DgaC_E
>if overwatch characters actually got facebook
>shitposting only intensifies

>>173856767

I literally just want Nipple Genji and so far gotten THREE Mercy dupes and voice lines.


Why.

>>173856767
because it's not really a skin, just a recolor

Yeah but Morrison definitely fucked Ana right

>>173856759
No that isn't illegal. Metapost about it on /qa/ somebody will give more info there.

Man I went to that tumblr of the OC person and those Overwatch dildos sure are something else

>tfw Sombra won't fuck my ass with her cybernetic cock

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ayyy I actually did it

100% solo

>>173857081
Tips please

No generic shit

Actual tips, if you will

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>on expert
>be on last 2 orissas but still need to deal with the 2 bastions on the ledges
>our rein dives in and instantly dies
why, why why?! we were at 0 deaths the entire time and getting all the bonuses

>>173856767
>Open my second box
>See 2 orange and 1 purple
>Awww yessss
>Nope
>Neither of the legendaries were uprising
>The epic was Rein's event skin but I never play him
>Also, after opening 4-5 boxes I already had 2 duplicates. Zen intro and some crappy icon

>>173857056
Homosexuals don't out their dicks in women

>>173857118
Don't give up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fNGm9owGNI
jesus christ
i'm not sure what's worse
the fact that this exists or the fact that there are puns to go along with it.
or the fact that I actually imagine every single character fucking tracer

>>173857118
don't be out of position
play the objective
stay with the team
use voice chat
ward the enemy's jungle

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>>173857027
>you will never molest Shimada titties

>>173857118
keep this on the down low

the absolute only way to make it through solo que is to play winston

he's actually got really strong survivability and killing power with no communication required

just learn when to q right

>>173856759
Posting the same image once per thread = not spam
Posting the same image more than 2 times per thread = spam

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>>173857071
Is Sombra's cybernetic dildo wired to her nervous system

>>173857118
play the heroes youre comfortable with. Don't give into team pressure of "hey can you play <whatever>" unless you're good with the hero requested.

that's the only tip I can give. I see too many people in diamonds saying "hey lets go dive comp" and then nobody can actually play the heroes required.

>>173857118
you have to inception people into thinking they wanted to do what you wanted them to do

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>had stupid idea of what if Torb's hammer destroyed Slicers quicker
>decide to try it (it doesn't by the way)
>mfw get PotG and it's just me trying to kill a Slicer slowly with my hammer while my turret gets the kills

>>173857118
Git gud
Grow some better positioning
Fix your mistakes before making them
Practice practice practice
You can get GM by playing any role and hero.

>>173857071
Link? Can't find it.

>>173857161
But Morrison is not a homosexual

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>doing normal just to round off the arcade chests
>this happens
Well, fun police exist in PvE too i guess

>>173857036
It's a mix of both.

Default armor recolor but he isn't wearing his helmet and he has a slightly different hairstyle and less facial hair than the lionhardt/stonehardt skin that they took his head from.

Reaper's short will reveal what the hell Talon wants.

>>173857347
Eveon on Normal those Null Sector robots have too much fucking health.

>>173857229
>killing power
>survivability

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good fucking joke you piece of shit

>>173857494
Crit more and they melt.

>>173857118
don't take shots until you know they will hit
reload will always take longer than the fractions of a second it takes to line up the headshot

positioning is the most important skill in the game
always be where either your numbers, cover, or assets are at an advantage

good sportmanship not only makes you seem like a better player, but it keeps you from tilting

>>173857473
I'd like to see you finish normal with Hanzo, Widow, Genji and another non-healing DPS.

>>173857405

blackwatchmimi.tumblr.com

I think there's Sombra, Reaper, Shiver Reaper and Soldier 76

>>173857491
I thought we already knew they wanted a new omnic / human war because they think omnics will remain a threat no matter want and they want to address the problem right away instead of waiting for their enemies to take the initiative like the last time?

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wew lad
>whole team bitching and blaming me whole game
>so toxic I leave voice chat
>they type a paragraph of hate in text chat
>just respond with "toxic"
>game ends
>they all chat and say I'm racist
>I said nothing racist
and now a genji is full tilt and getting mad at 3/5 of the team

I hate people

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>>173857421
Naive

>>173857491
>yfw Doomfist reveal
Doesn't even need to be his skills or anything just a good look as his design

>>173857684
How dare you reply to me

>>173852812
Typically it goes like this
>Ignore them, get chewed out.
>Go to them and die immediately.
>Call them out on their shit and listen to them repeat "Muh reddit meme" ad nauseum.
There's no winning.

>>173857608
I actually want the Reaper dildo.

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>>173857421
You're right.

>>173857170
>>173857229
>>173857305
>>173857308
>>173857403
>>173857597

Thank you for the advice jabronies, it means a lot. I'll work on it

>>173857665
>whole team bitching and blaming me whole game
What was the map / side, what was going on (or going wrong), and why did they think it was your fault?

>>173857995
>inb4 multiple barfing replies

>>173857537
I agree that his killing power can be questionable at times but his survivability isn't that bad if you don't play him like a complete retard.

what if 76 is actually asexual

>55 SR for losing without a losing streak
so this is the power of high masters

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>>173857995
cuuute

>>173857783
I don't ask for healing but I've gotten endless healing and solo rez just by keeping flankers off of them and deflecting shots aimed at them. Those were weird experiences.

And no, I'm not a pro Gengar.

hello where are the overmemes

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>>173858168
What if he is married to war

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>>173857608

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>>173858231
I need to fill my folder with Reaper76 shit post material. I need memes, comics, and shit laughs.

Post it.

>pick widow
>get blame before the game even starts
>get kills here and there
>team not doing anything shit
>gold elim
>"wtf gg noob widow"

It's like people expect you to find the cure to cancer when you pick widow.

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>>173858168
76 is not for asexual. He wouldn't be in a leadership position with zero sex drive.

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>>173858170

>>173858132
HAH.

>>173858267
That would only make his potential for fucking Reyes stronger you know.

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>>173857421

>>173857665
>I said nothing racist
that's the problem

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>>173858329
>It's like people expect you to find the cure to cancer when you pick widow.
Press H in the spawn room. Cancer cured.

>>173858370
>HAH
Ok I take it back. You lucked out. It's late and not enough people are up to reply with barfs.

*barfs*

>>173857665
>I said nothing racist
I believe that you think that's true

can NA faggots go to sleep already?

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>>173857608

>rein misses charges on both of the first detonators

gg. Waste of time

>"Group up!"

What did this idiot mean by this?

>>173858464
>implying its not euro shit posting hour

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did Mei get nerfed?

Woo, unlocked widowmaker skin as a widow main.

Too bad I hate it.

>>173858464
>dude its the NA guys who are shitposting from 12 to 3 AM in the morning
>not EU guys who are up in the middle of the fucking day

>>173858168
what if 76 is in love with [/spoiler]a sentient omnic autoblow[/spoiler]

>>173858464
i just woke up

>>173858514
>>173858538
nice try faggots it's not even half past 7

Will this new changes to SR win streaks make it harder for me to climb?

Over the last week I've climbed from 1200 to 2200 and slowly every day I'm gradually climbing, wondering if the changes will effect anything.

>>173858525
Her freeze is bugged, it no longer slows targets down. Blizzard's aware of the issue so hopefully they'll fix it soon™

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>tfw comp Dva doesn't use her Defense Matrix

>>173858504
what the game registers
>"Group up!"
what other people hear
>"GUYS I'M AUTISTIC"
what you hear
>"can you guys get over here pls"
what actually happened
>"alright listen up you little shits-"

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>>173858295

>>173858647
Probably only if you're on a crazy winstreak, something like 15+ wins.

>>173858538
it's early in the morning and homoposting usually stops around 10-11 CEST, the homos are definitely from NA.

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>Hanamura defense
>have an Ana on the team
>pick Trailswine
>defend A for a while
>enemy eventually caps it
>get ready to cap point B
>press Tab
>~600 healing done
>gold healing medal

>>173858603
>NA posting
>its 3 AM for burgers
>on a week day

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>>173858085
oasis, they kept telling me to switch and blaming me for everything. I wasn't doing good but i wasn't throwing like they made it sound
>>173858457
>>173858392
I left chat after first round and my text chat the worst I said was "nut up u do u"

>>173858827
Nah I usually win 2 and lose 1 or win 3 and lose 1 or something, I lose some games but over all I am climbing.

>play healer
>be appreciated by my teammates
no better feeling

>it's a "torb puts his turrets in really weird places" episode

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>friend says "dude, can you use your fucking ult pleaaase?"
>the guy he was telling starts fucking around
>friend is utterly confused on why people tilt and troll around him

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>>173858295

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WHAT IF

I guarantee you that if there's enough demand they'll do a sex swap type event much farther down the line.

>>173859135
You actually posted a good genderbend skin?

>>173858787
all its missing is text
>76: "Mind telling us why you stole Hana's play?"
>Reaper: "SHE SPENT ALL HER CREDITS GETTING THAT ONE HIGHLIGHT INTRO AND WANTED TO GET PLAY FOR HER FIRST GAME AN-"
>*76 elbow*
>76: "Now I'm sure you didn't mean it but listen..." *out of earshot*
>Reaper: "whyyyy..."

>>173859190
They would need to hire tens of voice actors

>>173859135
If Genji was a girl? lore wise Tumblr would have a field day with the whole Hanzo attacking her

>>173859250
No the fun thing would be that hey use the same voice actors for different characters.

>>173859208
Drop that image in paint and do it up champ.

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>>173859135
>WHAT IF

>>173859193
personally she has too much ass
would've been cooler if she wore the same outfit instead of a scarf, tanktop and bikini bottom

>>173859250
>mei's VA doing the voice for female reaper
I like that mei's VA is barely a voice actor, she basically is just a fobby asian girl