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Versatile Sprays

Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread was: >>173852150
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Null Sector only!
No humans!
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>>173871215
D.va is fine and doesn't need a buff, fuck the haters.

T. diamond D.va main
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>>173871293
Any tips? I haven't played her consistently since the armor change.
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When the FUCK are we going to be able to sell the shit we don't want?
For fuck sake I have half a dozen legendary skins that I don't use because I literally never play their affiliated heroes
Meanwhile I spend all my gold to get cool shit for the heroes I play the most, and get literally nothing for the heroes I kinda play here and there
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>>173871315
Hard to really give tips. You gotta think on your feet a lot when playing D.Va. Just don't waste your DM is the best tip I can give you.
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TEAMATE DOWN!
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>>173871293
D.Va is still really good. She just ins't a fucking unkillable demon anymore.
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OK NEW RANKING SYSTEM
1v1 against a bastion bot and if you lose you get rank 500 if you win you get to do the 10 placement matches

the amount of games I'm losing at 2300 because no one can kill/avoid/deal with a bastion is painful
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>>173871293
d.va is so fucking cute
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>faggot korean joins
>switch from d.va to hanzo immediately since we don't have a healer and all the team mates want to be faggot DPS
>they start complaining and throwing up a shitstorm just as quick whining they want hanzo
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>when you get Lucio's football highlight intro wearing his hockey skin
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
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>>173871520
why don't you, anon?
is it because youre just as bad as your teammates, ergo, belong in the sr you are right now?
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How do I get good at Widow? I want to pick her up and I think I have an acceptable ability to aim to start, though I have my ups and downs like anyone and can always be more consistent. But I feel like I don't have a grasp of her ins and outs. Positioning, mines, etc.

And I also have plain queue anxiety about the matter just because of the nature and pressure of the class, like "if you pick this, you better fucking do well."
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>>173871520
Those new Bastion bots on legendary are deadly dude. Never mind being able to survive a dva ult their aim are pinpoint accurate
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>still haven't gotten any event skins

This shit is rigged, I tell ya
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Tracer and Winston combo spray when???
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redpill required
on what difficulty should I farm the PVE thingy for maximum XP gains
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Hana~
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>>173871293
She really does need a buff. At least 100 armor more converted from health

t. masters D.va player with 50 hours on her this season
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>got a event leg
>got it again
I wonder how many times ill get it oh boy.
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>>173871753
normal
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They need to rangeban Korea
I hope Trump goes to war with NK because the very first thing they'll do is nuke SK and knock them off the internet forever.
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>>173871787
>got no event leg
>probably won't get any
I wonder how many events will pass until I get something cool
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>losing 31 on a non winstreak because our team gets rolled and I play lucio
Wow this is bullshit
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>>173871817
>Blizzard goes bankrupt without gooks
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>>173871817
I had some pretty bad korean premades recently. I agree I want them out of western servers they are a problem in the non US ones too.
They act like they are entitled because of the korean gaming scene.
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>>173871817
The easy solution is just to disable hangul on English servers.
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>>173871776
Scrub, post Overbuff stats.

>>173871315
Don't dive in like a retard. Eat ults, burst Rein shields from behind your own Rein, eat firestrikes. Save plenty of DM for when they have a Pharah so you can eat the pharah ult and fly into her and deactivate to make her kill herself.
Remember you can boop niggers off the edge with your shift, remember to keep an eye out for Zarya when she's about to ult, headshot roadhogs, fire your ult from angles or use it for zoning.
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>>173871734
>widowtracer got matching sprays before Winston and tracer
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>>173871631
I took a side route and died 3v1 to other people on the point
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>>173871734
When they actually decide to move the story forward
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>>173871662

Get used to using your grapple as a movement ability, not just to reach high perches. It should be an instinctive, go-to option for escaping unfavourable situations (e.g. D.Va/Winston dives). Its CD is longer than most movement abilities, but still shorter than you'd think in practice.

Also as with most heroes your priority should be:
>Good DPS/Major threats to your team or to you personally (A good Pharah would be a prime example)
>Healers, especially Ana who can disrupt and countersnipe you
>Low health tanks
>Mediocre DPS
>Tanks with a healer glued to their backs
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what skins will they make next? mythical?

mercy-fairy
torb-dwarf
orisa-centaur
widow- dark elf?
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>>173871776
I used to think this too, until I sorta changed my mindset when playing her. I stopped playing anywhere near as aggressively as I did in season 3, worked more on confirming kills and creating openings.

When you think about it rationally, that's basically what all the tanks do. They make openings, and current 400/200 D.Va does that just fine. I can't say 300/300 would make her overpowered, but I'm perfectly content with 400/200 right now.

t. master-GM who has 7+ hours on all the tanks and at least 1 hour on every other hero, and is able to look at things holistically.
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C U T E

U

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>the gate exploit in uprising
>unleash all the enemies at once every time
>scrubs can't deal with it on hard difficulty
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I wonder if they'll roll out a 1-year anniversary event barely two weeks after Uprising ends

would explain the so-so skins from this event
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OW girls in order of purity from most to least:Mei, Sym, Widow, Pharah, Ana, Zarya, Tracer, Sombra, Mercy, Dva
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>>173872084
On my phone right now senpai

She definitely isn't the worst in the bunch, but she is underpowered in her dive role
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>join thread to see if there is any gameplay/tournament discussion
>only d.va circlejerk posting

Ohh well i guess i aint too bad
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PURE
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>>173871805
thank you, here, have a reaper
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>>173872164
>tfw Winston and Tracer will never get a matching spray
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>>173872459
d.va is just too goddamn cute for this world
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The best.
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>>173872347
Different anon, but I disagree. I play a lot of Winston/Reaper, and trying to dive with both are still infinitely harder than doing so with D.Va.

But the key here is, there really isn't much reason for D.Va to be flanking unless there are teammates that can follow up. All you're gonna manage to do is just feed enemy ults and distract them for a little bit.
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>>173872459
We're discussing D.Va's viability and you're free to join in if you want.
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>>173872718

Easy, if the koreans play it its viable

There. Done
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How broken would dva be if you're allowed the matrix and shoot at the same time

Maybe increase matrix cost while shooting or increase recharge duration
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>>173872465

I want to assist Mercy with her medical research in a completely nonsexual way!
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>>173872761
i just wanna have sex with her desu senpai
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>>173872757
Incredibly broken.

I prefer that other suggestion way back when where someone said her DM meter would charge when she takes damage.
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>do expert uprising
>the mercy shoots most of the time
>no one uses my shield

ok
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Is Ana's "death" what caused the final showdown between Jack and Reyes?
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>>173872929

Actually at higher levels of Uprising your Mercy needs to add a bit of DPS and just heal intermittently when people need it.

Of course, if nobody's using the Rein shield this doesn't work.
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>>173871315
play quake and suddenly railgun people's heads off
drop soldiers in 2 seconds simply by flying up behind them during hectic engagements
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>>173872753
You have to actually start a topic about gameplay/tournaments if you wanna talk about it.
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>>173873015
people need healing all the time and the rest of the time is better spend boosting damage
you basically dont ever shoot, you retard
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>Rein charges every single time it's off cooldown
>Always goes 15 miles away
>Complains that people are dying
Can Blizzard put an SR lock on the difficulties or something so I can stop having bronze teammates in expert and legendary?
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Blackwatch lads
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>cant learn hero in comp
>QP is too fucked to get and practice from
>bots are useless
how am I supposed to learn a hero when everyone picks genji and theres no tank/heals
this game needs tank/heals/dps seperate queues where you pick before you get placed in a game
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>>173873078

Successful legend game from the perspective of the Mercy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tehkQIm2x9I&t=2m30s

Making heavy use of the pistol to pick off weaker enemies and lower pressure on the rest of the team. When the rest of your team is two heroes designed to hold a single area and one DPS that specialises in 1v1s, damage boosting only goes so far.

Plus the fact that you think the pistol is useless in general proves how inexperienced you are with high-level Mercy play.
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>tfw you get Lucio down to 1 HP before getting taken out by his team and your team doesn't finish him
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>>173873245
>>cant learn hero in comp
You can. I used to think this way too, just play that hero. But it is really important you review your gameplay later, so you can actually improve. You will get the lost SR back in no time
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are they ever going to buff offense and defense heroes? there is next to nothing that you can do about tanks and supports
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>>173872624
Flanking is rarely useful except in maps like Oakwood with good coordination so you can capitalize on the 15sec distraction and kill off a healer

Sometimes I play her as a battering ram, useless against coordinated teams and Meis though

all in all, the disruptive performance is noticeably worse than before and that's where she is fun
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>Decide to turn team chat on, yesterday
>Every soldier I've encountered so far has been voiced by a 12 year-old

rly mks u thnk
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>>173873368
>Be roadhog.
>Chase Mercy.
>Last survivor on the objective.
>Can't aim.
>Mercy almost dead, have to reload.
>Mercy does a 5 man resurrect.
>We lose
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>>173873459
>Oakwood

Jeff, pls stop teasing new maps in /owg/
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:(
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>>173873459
Geoff doesn't want her to be a disruptor. He just wants D.Va to be basically some kind of tanky support hero.

So yeah, I've sorta been focusing more on peeling for teammates with D.Va and it's been working fine for me. It's kind of like a much more active Reinhardt.
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>>173873197
>interlacing
WHy the fuck would anyone use interlacing in this fucking day and age?
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>it's a terminally autistic widowmaker sucking all the fun out of the game episode
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>>173873658
A FLYING REINHARDT SHIELD WITH REAPER GUNS WHAT"S NOT TO LOVE
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>>173873647
Sad shit.
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>>173873702
>Not creating your own fun by playing your main.
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>>173873702
Idk about you but at diamond/master having a widow on Attack is pretty standard.
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>>173873705
>>173873658

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO

WE SHOULD COMBINE D.VA AND MERCY INTO ONE CHARACTER

IMAGINE A PLAYING D.VA, ZIPPING AROUND WITH BOOSTERS, BUT YOU SHOOT ALLIES AND IT HEALS THEM.
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>>173872327
sombra is bisexual so is least pure by default
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>>173871293
if dva gets a buff ill be so fucking happy

t. 3.7k dva main with 90% dva winrate
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>>173873347
>he seriously linked a mercy fucking around at stage 1 point 2 as an argument, when only babby tier enemies spawn
Congratulations, you're officially retarded

https://youtu.be/tehkQIm2x9I?t=486

watch as he tries the same thing and loses her reinhardt almost immediately

https://youtu.be/tehkQIm2x9I?t=565

Here again and nearly wipes the match because he gets cocky. Mercy shooting in legendary is only to stave off the boredom of being a healslut.
t. someone who finished legendary
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Daily reminder that Dva is Roadhog's personal cock sleeve.
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>never really touched Sombra until last week when I felt the sudden urge to shit on the defending team on Volskaya B
>played her for 4 hours in quickplay now, felt good sometimes but mostly pretty useless, can't even kill Mercies or Widowmakers reliably
>thinking I might just have shit tracing, even though I do alright with Tracer
>check overbuff and my accuracy is top 1%
why don't they just reduce the spread of her gun or at least make it work like Soldier's? I feel like she would be absolutely fine then.
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Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
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>>173873973
MoonMoon calm yourself bruv
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>>173873973
That's a funny way of saying Junkrat
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>tfw getting payload above 80% health achievement and Legendary achievement in the same run and never having to play Uprising again
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I wish they'd tweak McCree's ult. There's pretty much no reason to choose him over Soldier because of it.
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im trying to get this to run on my toaster laptop

whats render scale supposed to be set at ? 100%?
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>>173874062
please don't
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>>173874127
They should just let you cancel it and retain 50% charge again.
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>>173873932
Overbuff stats pls.

Tired of seeing brags on 4chan just because it's anonymous.
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>buy two boxes 1.99e
>actually get two skins
today is lucky day
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>>173874127
it's good to take out single squishies. it becomes useless when you're trying to get the quad kill after a cheeky flank because you wont. just use it from behind the Rein shield, no one actually expects that.
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where the junkrat bois at
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>>173873932
>dva main with 90% dva winrate
then why aren't you in the top 100 already?
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>>173874254
Bronze/SIlver.
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>>173873942
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>>173874308
Not their fault Junkrat is useless.
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>>173874254
Gold
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>>173874027

I honestly feel like I have the most fun in QP these days as Sombra but she feels so ineffectual. So much work for so little gain. Her movement feels great, hacking stuff feels great (especially shields), her EMP is difficult to land well but when you manage it that feels great too. But her gun is just awful and for all the good feels it's extremely rare to feel like you're being relevant at all to the objective of the game or the rest of your team.

Also, putting her in the offense category is a joke. If Symmetra counts as a support, then Sombra should too.
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anyone else miss season one when you could get cheesy triple and quad kills with terrible positioning with ults like reaper, dva, mccree, junk, pharah etc.

it was like no one recognized the voice lines or knew how to counter anything.
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>>173874184
is this good enough proof

>>173874307
i didn't play a lot this season because the person i duo with broke his pc or something, he fixed it recently but when we do play we play twice a week because
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>people who hate PvE

I wonder who's behind this
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>>173873963
You might have a point if they had failed to complete it, but look at that. They completed it.
There's plenty of shoulds and shouldn'ts here, but none of them directly have anything to do with Mercy using her pistol, just for how she's using it.
Quit bein mad about an arcade mode and the fact that there's a margin of error
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>>173874458
>>173874307
uh oops i didnt finish my sentence
BECAUSE we both have school and a job
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>Win a close game of classic uprising Expert
>get two crates
>Cap Amari in the second crate

feels good nigga
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>>173874539
>oh boy a legendary!
>it's Young Hanzo
>next box a legendary again
>it's wood Bastion
feels shit nigger
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D.va!
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>>173874440
sort of

I remember when people thought rip-tire was an amazing ultimate
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>>173874458
>30 games

Toppus keksus maximus.
I'm a higher ranked D.va than you with 400 less SR, scrub.
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>ctrl+f omnigger
>0 results
they're winning
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>>173874539
>>173874682
>Oh boy, a legendary!
>Punk Tracer
>Oh boy, a legendary!
>Purple Hockey Nigger
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who here /masturbating/?
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>>173874682
>>173874858
do you want to know the funniest thing

I got witch mercy in like my first halloween crate and I don't touch her because slutty halloween costumes are a turnoff for me
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>>173874849
Is Null Sector the result of Omnics browsing too much /pol/?
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>>173874861
Edging for 4 hours, 2 to go!
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>>173874754
nice stats! you'll get to masters in no time friend
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Blackwatch Genji made me fucking gay
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>>173874981
what are you edging to, pal?
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>>173874964
Overwatch is the result of normies getting redpilled.
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>>173874754
>>173874458
>>173874307
>Shit players posting their shit stats on my watch
I played D.Va back when she was garbo and got a 70% winrate with 30~ hours on her. If you can't get a 70% winrate these days you must be mundo retardo.
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>>173874964
>after integrating with humanity the omnics decide to further enhance their knowledge by interfacing with the world's largest information dump

it makes too much sense
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That's some gun McCree has there. Really practical.
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>>173874123
>tfw you can't even survive expert
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If Hana was playing in OW tournament who would she play?
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>>173875037
OW SFM
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>>173874440
Yes, I miss it. Those were more fun times. Simpler times.

I hate the current meta and don't even bother with comp these days. It's so fucking boring and stringent I'd rather do QP.
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>>173874308
KEK
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>>173875108
is there really enough content to last 4 hours?
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>>173875079
>not putting infrared beams on your infrared beams on your infrared beams on your revolver
noob
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>>173874986
Thanks meng. I'm planning to get into masters tomorrow. Queueing with my genji main friend. He's a better player than me even. I almost feel carried when I play with him.

>>173875060
Post stats.
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>>173875079
top-mounted laser sights were a thing for a long time, so it's an actual thing

i guess mccree's a cowboy, so he shoots from the hip anyway. The laser sight was just training wheels until he got the hang of eyeballing it.
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>>173875108
why does this look like a MLP sfm
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>>173874996
wait...did they get rid of his nipple, like you can only see half his pec now? wtf
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>>173875217
>purple character with pure-looking white character

color association?
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Hey I haven't played Overwatch in a really long time and haven't kept up with anything. What are the best characters for comp RN? Is there a tier list?
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>tfw it took 3 seasons to teach people to not shoot zarya bubbles
>tfw they were actually right all along
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>>173874894
do you want to know the funniest thing?

I spent real money to purchase approximately 75 loot crates by the time I was done and I didn't get Witch Mercy in any of them. I got everything else, which I now regret, because hindsight is 20/20 and looking at them now Frankenhog, Junkenstein, etc. are all actually pretty terrible (even the good skins are outclassed by other skins that belong to their champions) and I was just blinded by my love of Halloween and the hype surrounding the event.
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>>173875141
I started with Sadpanda.
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>>173875079
>in reality McCree couldn't shoot a standing target
>Gabe felt really bad for him and let him in Blackwatch to teach him to shoot
>even had Ana to tutor him
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>>173875317
what are you going to end with?
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Anyone wanna attempt the event on Legendary? Furthest I've gotten is delivering the payload with a pug
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>>173875079
>Spur on the grip
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>>173875178
How embarrassing, my stats are nowhere near what I thought they were. Haven't played since launch and played 99% solo. Sucks to suck.
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>>173875309
pharah mercy soldier zarya
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>>173875275
the nipple is there
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>>173875356
Cowboys, anon.

Cowboys.
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>>173875351
Vanilla loli yuri.
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>Have both Widow and McDonald on team
>Enemy Pharah and Mercy somehow still hang out in the open sky scotfree

Some things never changes.
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>>173875315
That's what you get for being a fag that wanted that disgusting skin
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There are far too many shit retards trying to do Uprising Expert. We were on the OR-15 bit and instead of holding the door where the payload blew up to kill the first OR and it's minions, Rein goes round the corner to the Bastion who can't even attack us yet and dies. Tracer then follows then Mercy and they die. Fucking whyyy!? What made the Rein think avoiding the enemies to jump straight to a Bastion who can't see us yet a good idea?
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When are we getting a full McCree rework?

His gameplay amounts entirely to stun scrubbing and long range no-scope sniping. combat roll and fan the hammer are basically never used.

He's a mess.
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>>173875474
kys
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>>173875553
"Wherever I go I must also charge in alone and die." -Reinhardt creed

>retarded mercy gg
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>>173871293
DVA NEEDS HER FUCKING OLD DAMAGE BACK
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>>173875413
Don't worry, lots of people overestimate their stats. I was humbled by my Overbuff stats the first time I looked them up, and they haven't been very great at the start of the season either. I'm climbing up the ranks incredibly fast now, though. I started this season in gold and I'm already versing masters right now, so I'm guessing I'll be at least masters by this weekend Looking to break into the top 100 Dvas to laugh at scrubs on the forums.
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>>173875567
Blizzard will never fully balance anyone. Not for long.

You simpering fools will cry with joy at the merest scraps of a "perfect character" before he or she is ripped away in a few months' time, lost to a nerf in order to buff some other character nobody gave a shit about before.

Rinse and repeat. Over and over. Blizzard is your firm daddy who disciplines you hard then pets your sore ass all gentle, stroking you and whispering what a good boy/girl you are, before he whips you again. And you all eat it up.
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>>173875642
She just needs a head hitbox that doesn't take up half the screen at max draw distance.

>>173875670
God bless.
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Anybody want to play Competitive with me? I can play EU or NA. I'm normally in the Gold range but I've been having a lose streak recently, so I'm about 1850 at the moment.

My tag is higgus#2149 and my discord is higgus#9240 if you want to add me there too.
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>>173875778
No.
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>>173875670
>getting an ego over being 'good' at this shit-casual game with a dying comp scene
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>Shitters on the Blizzard forums are going to get Pharah nerfed
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>>173875778
I would play with you but you're outside of my SR range on both my smurf and my main.

Try to rank up to 2500 and I'll drop my smurf out of masters.
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>>173876079
are you serious? pharah is garbage
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>4PM
>my rating is around 3700
>playing against a gold
What is going on? Yeah, he is queuing with a unranked person, but still.
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>>173876079
>Shitters on the Blizzard forums are going to get Widowmaker buffed
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>>173874518
>You might have a point if they had failed to complete it, but look at that. They completed it.
So you're moving the goalposts, alright.

>There's plenty of shoulds and shouldn'ts here, but none of them directly have anything to do with Mercy using her pistol,
Damage boost on tracer/torb > mercy pistol

>Quit bein mad about an arcade mode
No one's being mad about arcade mode, I just pointed out how much of a shitter you are for insinuating that you should be shooting with mercy's pistol

>and the fact that there's a margin of error
If you want to win legendary you have to reduce your margin of error quite a bit, plenty of times we've wiped where we shouldn't because we got bored and cocky. You can't become complacent in legendary and try to get to the end with minimal effort.
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>>173876053
>t. platinum player

>>173876154
He's boosting probably. I hope you like losing.
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>>173876154
git gud
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I'm sure Blizzard wants to nerf tanks and supports, but too scared to upset the casual babbies who play them exclusively and who buy lootboxes
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>>173876314
none of the supports need nerfs
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>>173876079
>Shitters think Pharah needs damage fall off
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>>173876375
>none of the supports need nerfs
gee I wonder who is behind this post
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>>173876215
No, we full hold them.
There was a total of 4 unranked players in that match, not sure what they changed but holy shit this is garbage
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>>173875553
Because you're a turret humping bitch nigga with no cojones
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>see some shitters i havent seen in a long time in quickplay
>they're still super shit

LMFAO
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>Lucio can outdamage and straight up kill 200 hp characters while being unkillable himself
Jesus fucking christ
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>new short
>baby
>child
>teen
>everything is so promising
>except for that thin streak of something wrong
>every time
>"YOUR SQUAD HAD BETTER MAKE IT IN ONE PIECE, PRIVATE REYES!"
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>>173876079
Feels bad
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>>173876510
SHitty boosteres I guess. Or weird matchmaking. I always look at previous seasons on unranked players.
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What if they just removed dmg to shields from counting towards total damage, along with every bit of dmg that didn't lead into a kill

doing that they could get rid of the "assist count as kill" shit along with giving a clear picture who is actually doing the most work when it comes to dealing with the enemy

you wouldn't even need a specific counter for "kills" or "eliminations", just a clear numeric value that shows who is the biggest puncher in the team
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>>173876629
>your MMR aligns with theirs
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>>173876629
is this bait?
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>>173876693
>unkillable
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>>173876693
time to shit on dps shitters
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>>173876813
>10 minute queue to play with people i left the dust with months ago
Nah.
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So when did 343i start designing enemies for Blizzard.
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>Doomfist was in Battleborn this whole time
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>>173876736
>torbjorn's turret now does high damage to aerial targets and prioritizes genji/pharah
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Just had a Rein who would wait until the detonator was starting to explode before charging it. Why are people so stupid?
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>>173876736
She's too binary really. If she's not getting pocketed then she gets shot out of the sky by any decent hitscan, and if she is getting pocketed she's literally invincible unless you dedicate half your team to taking her out. I don't think that's a problem with her so much as it is with the interactions she makes possible.
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>>173876112
but not in gold where the average forum shitter plays
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>>173876935
(you)
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>>173876925
battlewhat? Is it a card game or something?
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>>173876915
Looks nothing like Omnics.
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>>173876925
>that neck
???
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>>173876925
The perfect hiding spot, no one would ever look there.
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>>173876470
>damage fall off
>on self-propellied projectiles
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>Omnic God AIs were in Battleborn the whole time
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>>173876842
If you're not playing roadhog or are a really fucking good McCree good fucking luck doing enough damage to kill him before he outheals your dps and slides away. Are you silver or something?
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>watch Apex S2
>Pharah every game
What the fuck happened in last months? When did my waifu become a town bicycle?
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>>173877125
Dive Comps
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>>173876940
wrong, having a Mercy pocket you is worse than having a Lucio speedboosting your team. It's fucking retarded. Mercy can't keep up with a good Pharah anyway, it's only the preferred strategy in ranks where the Pharah just hovers around because hitscans can't hit her anyway.
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>>173877125
they found her hidden potential
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>the Talon healer was in Battleborn the whole time
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>implying any SR you have means you have great fps mechanics but just how good you are at noskill teamwork
>implying you wouldn't lose 1v1 against a silver
>or a medium bot in quake

HOW will brainless egoboosted "muh SR" retards cope
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>>173877125
ana can't 3 hit her anymore
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>>173877125
>until enemy team switches from dive to double hitscan
Pharah is good in dive comps against dive comps, that's it. Look up your top 500 and tell me how many Pharah's you see there and then compare it to Soldier.
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>>173877125
>dive is much more popular again
>ana damage nerf
>mercy also got some buffs

But don't worry, the forum is trying their hardest to get her nerfed
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>>173877013
Chitter
Have spindly limbs
Shoot orange
Have orange lights
Have little enemies that shoot from their face
Orange bullets and lasers
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>>173877367
What were the latest changes to Mercy? I stopped playing OW after getting to diamond in S3 and the big wave of video games started in february.
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let's go faggots
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Who is the next batch to get legos?
Pharah, Soldier, Ana, Bastion, Lucio, and Sombra?
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>>173877480
enjoy your sprays and voicelines
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>>173877480
>>173877521
first box
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>>173877469
Invulnerable for a second or two when she ults and her hp regen starts faster.
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>>173877412
Is this what its like to have autism
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should i buy talon skin for wm or ironclad for torb

i already have blackwatch mccree and genji
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>>173877594
wait wut
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Anyone wants to do some legendary attempts with me? I want to find a group that's willing to go zen-rein-orisa-bastion. I can zen or rein.
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>>173877774
>Immediately going to insults rather than refuting a point.
I think someone is projecting here.
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>Widow doesn't have her natural hair on her pre-blued skin
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>>173877856
Ill put it nicely. You have to have brain damage to think the designs are the same.
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>>173877814
both the new Soldier and Pharrah emotes
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Guys, I have an idea for a hero
But before you shoot me down read the whole thing first

A hero who's kit is centered around ultimates.
Primary fire does basic damage.
First ability steals ult charge from a selected enemy and adds it to the hero's own. (Like Zenyatta's Orb of Discord allowing extra damage)
Second ability increases ult charge rate of nearby teammates during the duration of the effect
Alternate Fire takes stolen ult charge and gives it to teammates.
Passive slowly generates extra ult charge for nearby teammates.
Ultimate splits 100% ult charge between nearby teammates, up to a maximum of 50% on one target and refunding 50% of your ult.

Haven't thought of a name, or a look, or any specific stats short of the ultimate.
Please help

>inb4 sombra gets a buff allowing her to see the ult percentages of hacked enemies
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>>173876925
>tfw overwatch will never have a girl as perfect as Phoebe or Orendi
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>>173878006
that sounds overpowered as fuck
if that was added to the game he'd probably be a must pick, he can fucking steal ultimates.
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Remember to bully your local omnics with your time traveling powers
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>>173877521
This is the final haul along with those two emotes
At least i got the Widow and Rein skins i wanted.
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>>173877848
Why would you do legendary with anything but the classic 4?
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>>173878256
Tracer would never bully anyone! Delete this!
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So, has Pharmercy been BTFO once more?
Apparently there's an unlockable Uprising line for Mercy where she talks about him.
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>>173878543
Tracer is for bullying!
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>>173878584
why do you care about lore in a multiplayer game
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>>173877516
Well we know Hanzo has three legendaries being worked on, Sombra has one but she won't get it for several months and Zarya has something amazing coming soon.
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>>173878584
She says Tracer and her make a great team.
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>>173878584
Look I understand shipping
But I will never understand autistic desire to make it canon
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>>173878256
Lena isn't a bully!
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>15 loss streak in drafting
>mfw i see this level composition
>we lost with 8 minutes remaining for the opposing team

yeah...i don't know what's going on.
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>>173878689
I'm asking more because I always enjoy the assblasting of Pharmercyfags, not because I enjoy shipping. So I just wanna know if I should get the popcorn ready or not.
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>>173878620
Delet! Tracer is a nice girl that deserves to kiss other nice girls!
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What heroes are non viable?
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>>173878635
You say that like some multiplayer games can't have good lore. Secret World was pretty decent.
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>>173878806
you're a big fat greasy grown man! you look like a massive tumblr faggot ending every sentence with an exclamation mark! haha stop faggot!
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just met this frumpy lad
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>>173876925
Why is his neck an oversized penis.
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>>173878793
>quickplay
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>>173878896
Anything that isn't in the top 6 winrate according to bronzies, silvers, golds, platinums, diamonds, masters, grandmasters and top 500s
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>>173878620
I agree! But Tracer is not for bullying others!
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>>173878896
the current laughingstock of the game seems to be Sombra
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>>173876925
HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN
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God why are people so fucking retarded? I swear I keep losing Uprising even on hard because our team comp is total dogshit. I hope whowever just intalocks Junkrat, Soldier, McCree or other shits even if the team hasn't Bastion, a tank or Mercy is a total fucktard who deserves to die of brain cancer. If you can't even figure out basic shit in a videogame you are a worthless subhuman
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>>173878806
Tracer is a dirty chav whose home deserves to be raped by robots
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>open box
>gold
>it's Imp Mercy
8 boxes of shit in a row. But at least free one had Blackwatch McCree inside.
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>>173878904
i play mp games to compete against other people not to care about some make believe shit
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>>173878896
Junkrat
Ana
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>>173879064
>open box
>gold
>it's Banana McCree
>open another box
>gold
>it's a pile of shekels
>>
Finally got a team that didn't want to rush like their home was on fire and they were trying to finish before the flames engulfed them, and what do you know, we finish expert super easily.
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>try the 'legendary glitch' that everyone is talking about
>tfw it works
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>>173879141
banana is the best mcmeme skin though
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>>173879141
banana mccree is fucking great
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T h i c c
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>>173879280
>>173879314
I already had it though
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>>173879247
for legendary uprising? or lootboxes? either way, it hasn't been a very good year for abusing exploits with blizzard. they hand out 6 month bans like candy.
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>>173879072
Picked a great game for that
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>>173878896
Those who don't work with Lucio.
It is unlikely that this redesign threaten his position as the only mandatory pick.
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>>173875217
why do you know what that looks like
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>>173878002
"I can't do anything but insult"
"My subjective viewpoint is superior"
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>>173879072
>>173879410
good game, bad general
>slobbering retard anon: durrrr wut guys think about..AMELIE? say sumthing nice abotu her widowfag.jpg
>all i can think is she's a sniper, i don't give a fuck about anything else
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anyone have a checklist
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>>173879572
Same site as last event:
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017
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>>173879359
it begins.
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>>173879614
Still don't get how people say that Tracer has an ass. Looks pretty shit and a nice ass doesn't work without nice legs. Tracer has spaghetti legs.
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Would you an Amlie?
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>dipshits instalocking zen in this event
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>>173879537
shipfags are autistic as fuck who think they're in good company or they're funny somehow
mpfags are also autistic as fuck and probably plat or less in comp

Anything inbetween is reasonable, it makes sense to enjoy all elements of a video game, story not mattering is a fucking meme that came from things like heavy rain where the gameplay adjusts itself to the story, not the other way around.
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>>173879758
It's the straps on her default skin, gives the illusion of extra definition.

She's got a white girls butt.
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>>173879770
Obviously
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got mercy and widow skins from the free box and the first box you get when doing the uprising random

i had 6k coins for nothing
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>just went above my career high
Im so scared of queuing
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So is the final part of uprising just blatant fake difficulty? Sure feels that way.
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>playing tracer on legendary uprising to do the glitch and get achievements
>teams are all shit, they run off, die and we all die trying to save them
at least people get to watch me backflip a lot whenever I throw a pulse bomb.
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>fake difficulty
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>>173879990
>fake difficulty
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who /comingtotermswithnotgettinganyeventlegendaries/ here
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>>173879990
>Tracer tries to solo that turret Bastion to the left and gets herself rekt
>Rein charging towards the 2 OR-14s alone

JUST
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>>173880121
>event ends in march
>has been going on for two days
Dude what
>>
Why does blizzard think 'epic ressurections' are healthy for the game?

All they do is nullify well executed ultimates and stall out games.
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>>173880150
Try being tracer and having your rein die right infront of the two ORs where bastion can shoot anyone who comes there.
>>
>playing
>T-bag Tracer once after we lose first point
>he keeps targeting me
>I keep killing him and tbagging him every time
>switches to Genji after I kill him maybe 15 times
>leaves after I kill him twice
>get a card at the them for 29 killstreak out of 30 kills
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>>173880184
It's going on that long? Fuck me I must've misread it completely
thank fucking christ
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>>173880184
>March
>>
>FIRE IN THE HOLE
>ITS NOT MINE ITS NOT MINE ITS NOT MINE
>his portrait has 4 stars

Are people just willfully ignorant at that point?
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>>173880121
Who /alreadygotthelegendariestheywanted/ here?
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>>173880219
the same people that thought one-hit kill snipers and full teamwipes with one button was healthy for any game
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What's some fun heroes to use for the 8 heroes achievement?
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>>173872981
Not sure. Insurrection takes 2 years before the fall of overwatch and there were no signs of any tension between the two. Hell, 76 even went rogue pretty much to support reyes' effort in king's row.
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A new Omnic character who is a super-advanced prototype battle android in the guise of a teenaged boy when, Blizzard?
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>>173880150
It's possible to solo the turret Bastions in the last part as Tracer.
I had a lot of success doing that while my team focused on other stuff. They stop tracking you when you go out of sight, so just peek it and dump about half a mag at a time, then bomb and recall. It spends most of its time whipping back and forth between targets and doesn't end up doing much damage.
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>>173880354
and then the other people who don't understand what killing those heroes first mean
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The Reaper/76 shipper will soon wake up. Remember to ignore him. The same with that OC faggot.
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>uprising legendary
>3 diamond+ teammtes
>they all die on phase 1/2
how the fuck do they even manage it
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>>173880471
Only if it's a female
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Rate my OC
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>>173874212
Fuck off jeff, im not going to buy your boxes
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>tfw teammates are too retarded that we can't get past second point
why is everyone running off
why is rein not shielding us from the horde of enemies
why is mercy not healing torb and me
torb you have a gun pls shot bullets
i'm doing my best guys, i actually came close to a clutch revive on legendary when i got shot in the back by a nulltrooper
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>>173880412
Gangu for being full on teleports behind you and goes nothing personnel, kid
Junkrat is sort of fun, assuming you don't play him otherwise
Sombra is sort of interesting, as she completely shuts down elites (shit damage though)
Dva can cheese stuff with her ult
Orisa is pretty good
and there's Bastion for super easy wins, but he's boring as fuck
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>>173880412
Symmetra.

Figure it out and you'll have fun.
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>>173878905
Why should I faggot?!
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>>173879247
explain
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>>173880574
2B can be one of his Legendary skins.
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>>173880459
Reyes was not really advocating for intervention
He just send McCree to collect intelligence I think

Also event desperately needs some aftermath comic or other info.Now it is just "good work you saved the day" That is not enough
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>>173880830
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>>173879394
I don't think they can ban with the uprising exploit.
The server crashing exploit can be traced but I'm not so sure with the event because it just makes the omnics not spawn.
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PORKED
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>>173880870
Genji, why do you have such an amazing delicious ass?
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>>173880953
delete this, roadhog is pure
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>>173873197
>another shimada bares a tit
This sexualization of shimadas has to stop. It's the current year after all
>>
>have enough money for a highlight intro
>can't decide between Dva and Zen
Fucc also I just want Tracer skin but it cost more than it should have
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>>173873647
I didn't expect gerard to be a stereotypical baguette. He only needs a beret now
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The new skins for Tracer, Mercy, and Widow.

help me
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>when you get potg and know that it's embarrassing

Is it okay to kill yourself in this situation
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>>173880859
I figured Blizzard put it in the game to show one of the events that caused the downfall of Overwatch.
>>
I feel like null sector is basically blizzard writing themselves out of the hole they dug with torb
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>>173881259
How so?
>>
playing genji is so fucking tilting

all those sword noregs, wallclimb just randomly failing and making you drop in your death.. if they fixed his bugs he'd be so much more enjoyable
>>
>>173880980
Mercy.
>>
last time I played was during season 1, is there some sort of tier list ? is lucio still an instapick in every single teamcomp ever ?
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>>173881342
i hope they fix the one where deflect hitbox is size of rein shield desu.
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>>173881259
What hoke are you talking about?
Anyone who spends 5 minutes reading about the game knows that omnics can't be genocides soon enough.
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>>173880859
Come on now. He was eiher gathering intelligence because he knew that overwatch would eventually intervene and would need it, or because he thought of using it if blackwatch would have to take matters in their own hands. Either way it shows his dedication to doing the right thing and strategic thinking, unlike some strike-commanders
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>didn't hear the callout of the flanking pharah because roadhog was too busy complaining about dying to soldier


STOP
CLOGGING
THE
COMMS
IF
YOU
WANT
TO
SUCCEED
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>>173881342
Only thing I hate about Genji is the last 1 second of his ult where you spend putting the sword back in its sheath instead of giving one last slash.
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>No secret final boss of this Omnic

Kinda disappointed
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>>173881119
me too man
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How do I get better ;_;
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>>173881858
Play pharah
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>>173881858
Stop playing support.
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>>173871293
She's fine, I just don't really use her since she seems like the least offensively capable tank hero.
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>>173877125
yeah it's pretty interesting how she wen't from being shit to being called OP without any direct buffs
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>No matter which uprising mode I play everyone goes full retard when Bastions start showing up
>>
What exactly am I supposed to do as Rein on the PvE map on legendary.

After a while we can't kill a Bastion fast enough and it fuck us up.
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>>173881994
stop saying this, you can easily climb as support
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>>173882091
you pick orisa
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>>173882091
Protect Torb's turret, smash up slicers, charge sentry Bastions
Torb and Tracer are supposed to focus the Bastion while you shield
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>>173881427
His reflect hitbox isn't nearly as big as Reinhardt's shield and there are plenty of ways to go around it. For one, stop shooting at him. His only options will be to a. dash away or b. dash at you with c. trying to left/right click you being the least likely unless you're low on HP.
McCree can just flash bang the floor or above Genji's head and follow up with left/right click. Pharah can hit him with splash damage. Tracer can just not shoot and then gun him down with her Recall and Blinks still up. Soldier can just not shoot/rocket splash his feet and deploy biotic field/sprint away. Sombra can hack him. These are examples for only Attack heroes. Other characters, if you play smart enough, can make reflect a useless ability.
t. Diamond Genji
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>>173880802
If you rush to the payload's destination before the survival ends no enemies spawn the entire payload trip.
>>
Will Ana die if she doesn't get her daily semen injections?
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>>173881971
I'm an awful Pharah

>>173881994
50% of my games I solo sup since no one will pick one.
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>>173882354
Yes. Why else do you think she was searching jack and is deadset on getting gabriel back?
>>
ITS SO FUCKING MORONIC HOW SYMM GETS TP IN 10 SECONDS OF A GAME
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>>173880516
I feel like there is two of them. One is the really mean one that calls people delusional the other one seems pretty alright and just thinks thats the way the story is.
>>
What do you think the next co-op campaign mission will be in a few months? Remember, they have models for Talon troopers and various military dudes including Russian soldiers.
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>>173882518
Ignore both, one is enabling the other.
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>>173882436
Get practicing then m8. Also play more Zenyatta, discord orb is stupid powerful, just tell your team who you've put it on and suddenly you have focus fire
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>>173882525
Zarya goes to Mexico and rapes every single person from Sombra's family.
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>>173882091
People keep neglecting this but don't rely too heavily on the shield. You have other means of cover. It's actually OK to move away from the payload briefly if things get too hot. Regroup and focus down Bastion. As Reinhardt, always save your Ultimate for him. When he sets up in turret form, charge him and get in a few hits before he can set up. Then use Earthshatter. Obviously you can't solo him so Tracer or Torbjorn should help you with putting him down. Tracer should save her Pulse Bomb for Bastion as well. Take things slow.
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>>173882518
its just one

he's on the archive saying he pretty much does it to trigger anons for attention
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>>173882634
>Zarya is hunting down Sombra, meets 76 and the two have to fuck up a shitload of those gangbangers in Dorado

Actually, fund it. That sounds awesome.
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>playing QP
>our Junkrat keeps shooting Pharah out of the sky
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>>173881682
that's completely consistent though..
>>
Who is a virgin in overwatch's cast
who isn't ?
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>>173882570
I'm just surprised by there ability to post so much shit on this general
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>>173882678
Jesus, he really does have issues
>>
>>173882824
Ana. Pharah is a gift from her God(s)?
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>>173882824
>Who is a virgin in overwatch's cast
Winston
>who isn't ?
everyone else Even bastion
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>>173882969
Ana got REDCORN'D
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>>173882732
Zarya interracting wih anyone at all would be great. So far she's not connected to fucking anyone
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>>173882824

Mei is pure.

Mercy is the biggest slut.
>>
>>173882824

virgins:

hanzo
Genji
Phara
Symmetra

slept with the entire football team in college:

Mercy

Rapist:

Roadhog
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>>173882734
>Pick Junkrat
>Everyone complains
>Enemy team has a Pharah
>Everyone complains even more
>Take a big fat steaming shit right down the Pharah's throat every single time she pokes her head out
>Everyone still complains
My team's going to win whether they like it or not.
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>>173882438
Explains why the iv fluid is white. They had to inject the finest semen into her body to keep her alive after the Widowmaker showdown. If Ana is still married, is she cheating on her husband with Jack? It sounds far fetched but I feel like Ana and Jack already feel like too perfect characters. Reyes already looks like a cry baby because he is upset at the world for not getting the promotion.
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>>173883042
Mercy is a pure cutie
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First legendary skins from this event. I was going to play this game till I got Tracers skin.
got insanely lucky
>>
they're not real, they can't be virgins, the only virgins are you guys talking about it.
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>>173871293
Yeah, explains why is everyone treating me like attack torb when i pick her in master +. Maybe even worse than that.
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>>173876736
what the fuck is dva
why are you still gold
git gud shitter
>>
>>173882824
The virgin is clearly your waifu
>>
>>173882824
Pharah.
She's clearly pure.
>>
Imagine seeing this monstrosity every day on the way to the work
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>>173883024
Ana fucked a Native Canadian to make Pharah funnily enough, I'm all but certain this only done so Pharah's Native American-looking skin wouldn't feel a little strange.

Do you think she would've been 76's otherwise? They have some pretty serious chemistry, they even spent Christmas together while Pharah went to see presumably her dad in CA.
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>>173872584
What's the translation?
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>>173882824
Orisa because she is only a month old.
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>>173883316
So angry I forgot the pic
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>>173883295
by my waifu isn't an overwatch character
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>>173883317
It depends if the Super Soldiers were allowed to have kids. If they weren't than it could be possible. It would be a nice cover. But I don't think in general this is likely. It could also be possible Ana might be having an affair with Jack if she is still married. Reaper seems to be aware of something going on between them.
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>>173883128
I feel like Tracer is too perfect, it would've made her much better if she tried to make things peaceful but harbored hate for omnics
I don't want to throw Mary Sue around because she's shit at her job but they could've made her slightly flawed in other ways
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>>173883365
>implying nigger baby didn't diddle her horse pussy like crazy
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>>173883463
whose idea was that statue

i feel like that shitty statue was solely responsible for overwatch getting fucked
>>
>have to stop second coming of omnic crisis
>send in a team where only member with any real fire power is newbie that might fucking disappear due to being sucked back in time

No wonder overwatch was disbanded.
Also, why the fuck is everyone avoiding Rein, been stuck on him for hours now.
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>>173883236
i'm a virgin by choice, you words won't hurt me
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>work my fucking ass off to gain 100 sr
>lose it all in 2 games
How is this fair? Your skill rating completely relies on the teammates you get
>>
>>173883365

>implying Efi didn't get her gangraped by a bunch of Zulu warriors as tradition dictates
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>>173883491
Sorry but you are only allowed to post in these threads if you have an OW waifu/husbando. Please leave.
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>>173883317
>OK, so Pharah is clearly Egyptian and that’s her heritage. That’s her nationality and we want to respect that and we also want to be respectful of Native American culture.” We sort of had this moment of asking ourselves, “Are we being disrespectful in any way?” The Native American parts of it feel awesome and feel like an homage and like, “Hey, isn’t this cool?” - kaplan
>months later
>oh well her dad is actually injun so we're all good - chu

Bravo Blizzard
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>>173883652
>team game relies on team play
Whoa...
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>>173883668
huuu I guess mei is pretty cute
>>
>>173873932
>90% win rate
lol kill yourself you shitter
>>
>>173883556
For some reason blizzard thinks it's cool to make commanders erect statues of themselves while still alive. See varian. In reality it's tacky and embarrassing. Reyes has every right to make fun of Morrison for that.
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>>173883626
Torb usually does more damage than tracer
Is there ANYTHING this man can't do
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>panic ult as i'm coming back from spawn
>there are no more enemies on the point
>my team watches in awkward silence as i'm ulting all over the floor
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>>173883506
She fits the hero archetype so she's supposed to defend the weak and defenseless. I'd argue that she's still pretty flawed for a character like hers.
>>
>>173883696
I think in the end Pharahs dad really isn't going to matter anyways. Ana is using her own surname according to Chu. Plus they have always referred to him as Pharahs dad and not Ana's husband
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>>173874123
things that never happened: the post
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>>173880350
me
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>>173883965
Pretty much, I always assumed her dad was some random guy because Pharah was born before Overwatch formed and he has no significance to the story.
>>
>chase mercy as winston
>she just flies away every time I catch up
>>
Why has group/clan functionality not been added yet?
>tfw no /owg/ group
I know it will likely be full of weebs and autists but it would still be nice ; _ ;
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>>173883556
I want a comic about one day from life of Reyes
He has to deal with stupidity and edginess of Genji of McCree
It begins and ends with him having to going to work and back near this fucking statue
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Is Roadhog unredeemable?
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>>173884124
We can't even create a fucking server for some reason, despite people voting for it
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>>173884123
>chased by Winston
>he gets trapped
>turn around and plink him dead just outside his Tesla range
>>
>>173884123
>not blocking her escape with your raging gorilla chode
she can't run away if all she sees is electricity particles and monkey flesh
jump where she's going, not behind her
>>
>>173884156
>Roadhog-Yes
>Mako-No
But Mako /doesn't exist anymore/
>Little by little, his humanity was forgotten. The last vestiges of Mako faded away and the ruthless killer Roadhog was born.
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>>173883752
now you can start posting stuff like "tfw mei will never sit on my face" like everyone else
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>>173883121
>get a junkrat only guy
>win first round because of him
>lose second and third
>everyone gets fucking mad at him
>win the rest and comeback
>the gltich where you dont get sr for the win happens
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>>173883879
Heal, unfortunately.
>>
>>173884254
that's because you let a dutch findomming tranny run the last discord
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>>173884406
Armor packs, kinda.
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>>173883879
This is why I always try to pick him.
Half the time, some random picks him and they spend most of the match beating their dick against their turret and contributing nothing. Tracer does a good job of making sure you're not overrun, but Torb needs to do the heavy lifting and it's so painful to lose the game because the guy who picked Torb wanted to jack off.
>>
>have to hit "need healing" more than once to get the Mercy's attention when I'm right next to her
>eventually wipe because she was shooting her gun instead of healing
this is becoming a very consistent pattern
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>>173884156
hard to say, the guy regularly meathooks people
maybe if he got clean

sunny d is a hell of a drug
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>>173884490
Not reliable enough, but they are nice.

>tfw sym has shield gen down and everyone's armored up
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Is Reaper calling Ana a whore?
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>>173883626
because high level uprising rein is kinda boring

if you aren't staying still and shielding people your doin wrong
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>>173884580
I think he's saying she supported her commander instead of the raging emo who was buttmad nobody thought he was the hottest shit around.
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>>173884350
No, I just want to sit in the couch and watch cheezy movies all night with her, and fall asleep next to her shoulder only to wake up in her arms fulfilled and happy
;_;
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>Junkrat came to notoriety when he discovered an extremely valuable secret in the bones of the omnium.
>Though few knew the nature of what he found, he was nonetheless pursued by bounty hunters, gangs, and opportunists wherever he went

What did he find?
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>>173882824
Definitely Virgins - Hana, Fareeha, Symmetra, Lucio, Zenyatta, Hanzo, Orisa, Bastion, Jamison, Mei, Winston
Possibly Virgins - Genji, Reinhardt, Jack, Sombra, Jesse, Angela, Zarya
Not Virgins - Lena, Torbjorn, Amelie, Gabriel
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>>173883506
I do agree with you there. However I do wonder is she will become more jaded as time goes on? After all she still hasn't been in Overwatch as long as the older members have.
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>>173884123
The story of my romantic pursuits.
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>>173884580
>>173884629
How dare she not betray her principles for money and murder. What a bitch!
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>>173884704
>no Pharah
Pharah is one of the characters who's 99.99% virgin.
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>>173883626
>>send in a team where only member with any real fire power is newbie that might fucking disappear due to being sucked back in time
Torb is the main DPS, tracer is just cleanup
>>
Who else has done nothing but drop rating all day
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>>173884704
Forgot Mako who is in the Possibly Virgin or Not Virgin category.
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>>173884678
Proof about the truth behind australia's greatest hero
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>>173884642
So gay.
>>
Newbie rein here, what's the deal with charge?
Sometimes I catch people who seemed out of reach and other time people who look like they got hit dead center bounce into the air. Am I doing something or is the hitbox just fucked?
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>>173884678
disconnected omnium brain

or what's left of the reactor core in some kind of contained state

either way he plans to use it to blow something up
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>>173884704
>Bastion
Not anymore
>>
>play legendary uprising attempting to get the replacements achievement
>play bastion
>team is Mercy, D.va and Orisa
>mercy ends up only healing me when I get really low and she happens to be next to me
>d.va is just shit in general
>Orisa has the slowest fucking reaction time possible and never puts her barrier up for anyone else
>somehow make it to second point
>too many nulltroopers shoot me down because Orisa won't put her barrier up for me
>D.va revives me
>'wow thanks, can you put your defense matrix up for me?'
>d.va runs off to shoot other shit with terrible aim rather than hold a button
>be forced to heal myself because mercy keeps focusing on others
>go down again
>orisa pops a barrier and revives me, it immediately breaks after i get up
>orisa goes down like a fucking retard
>mercy follows suite trying to revive her
>run into building near point
>d.va and me alone
>jump around corner while reconfiguring
>tfw 18 null troopers already have their sights on me
>die again
>d.va revives me
>jump out of the way, prepare for D.va's defense matrix as she rounds the corner
>d.va, mercy and orisa all simultaneously leave
>heal self as nulltroopers run in
>run out other side
>eradicator with broken arm shoots at me, killing me
fucking incompetent shits need to get off legendary if you're going to pull this shit
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>>173871215
When you grind 5 lootboxes from arcade and all you get is 25 grey sprays not even dups how does anyone get skins in this game?
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>>173884807
She's in the Virgins category, second on the list. I used her actual name, Fareeha. Her mother, Ana is definitely not a virgin though.
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>>173884678
>tfw this is why he is so scared of widow
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>>173884629
Wasn't Reyes strike commander at one point though? Wouldn't she have technically been his second in command then?
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>>173884893
hitboxes are fucked in general
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Do you get the achievement rewards if you complete them it any hero mode?
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>>173884678
My guess is he found some integral part of the omnium that could be used to create/control omnics.
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UMMM WHERE IS NO LIMITS??????????
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>>173884678
a friendship
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>>173885030
No.
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>>173884950
this round of boxes feels weighted differently

12 boxes so far and only genji skin

last event there was a very strong chance I'd have two by now
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>>173884704
Yeah this is if you go by the Animeshit logic. If you want to be realistic except for the Omnics all the other characters would have fucked. Can't see them have any reason to not do it
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>>173884704
>Possibly
>Genji

Why does everyone who makes these retarded lists forget that he was explicitly said to be a playboy before getting GEOMETRIED?

>Everyone else in "Possibly"
Know how I know YOU'RE a virgin anon?
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>>173885030
No. Stop being a pussy.
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>>173884984
>That little whimper at the end of his "Sniper!" line

Is that the only time his voice isn't happy?
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Someone explain to me why a character with a 7m-range 20m-extended bendable auto-lock on that remains attached around corners, through walls, and behind her and keeps peak damage long enough for her to reload or re-lock also needs to do 120 damage per second with said weapon.
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>>173879827
>how the fuck does 3D work
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>>173884790
Reapers character can be so insufferable. They better give him more motivations on why he turned into an asshole.
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Is Orisa available on Apex already? What's pro opinion on her?
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Why does D.va make struggling pain noises if it's just her Mecha getting hit and D.va not feeling anything?
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>just want Widowmaker's kai leng player icon
>can't buy icons

Come on Blizz
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>>173885301
gotta ham it up for her stream
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>>173885210
Yeah man, I can't think of him as Reyes, he was so chill and all, Reaper on the other hand is a complete edgelord fucktard.
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>>173885301
Kinetic force.

If you get shot in a bulletproof vest it still hurts but you're alive.
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>>173885301
Watch more animes, kid. That's how all mecha pilots are.
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>>173884842
desu i wouldn't mind doing that with a guy, even if it goes sexual
I just crave physical or just close contact with another human being, i don't even remember the last time I had a lasting conversation with another human being, 3 years ? 5 years ?
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>>173885301
Maybe she's one of those autists who winces/makes sounds when they get hit in a game.
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>>173885190
blizzard hates the concept of aim being important
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>>173885301
Force still travels
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>>173885143
>...all the other characters would have fucked. Can't see them have any reason to not do it.
Who the fuck had sex with Junkrat? Or Winston? Some of them probably aren't even interested in sex or having relationships.
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>>173885372
Except she is in a huge metal mech and not a Kevlar vest you fucking baby
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>>173885372
then why doesnt her character take damage
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>>173885370
I like your idea of separating the two characters.
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>>173884985
He was strike commander during the Omnic Crisis because he was physically superior, and I think Jack was his second-in-command, but Morrison had better leadership qualities so afterward he was promoted to Strike Commander and they put Reyes in charge of Blackwatch, the special ops group, which was better suited to his personality.

>>173885210
Reyes resented being pushed into Blackwatch, where he wasn't getting all the praise and glory that Overwatch got, and also he's a psychopath. So he created the Reaper persona and started using his Blackwatch minions to support Talon, and when Jack found out they had a big explosive fight that destroyed the Swiss HQ and turned Gabriel Reyes into the mutated freak we see today. Conceivably he was showered in experimental biotics that Ziegler was working on in her lab, which is where his "you tell me doc" voice line came from.
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>>173885210
The only motivation he's going to get is the already mentioned jealousy at Jack + Overwatch getting all the accolades. The only ambiguity I can think of with him is that apparently Reaper has been around for decades but Reyes only became him no more than 6 or so years ago, and Chu confirming that the wording was intentional, leaving open the possibility that Reyes was moonlighting as Reaper for a long time before "officially" becoming him, or that the Reaper is some kind of techno-magical nonsense that will never be adequately explored.
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>>173885301
Why do people get hurt when they crash their cars?
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>>173883879
>torb has all gold
>mercy has all silver
>TRACER IS DOWN!
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>>173885593
>>173885474
>>173885372

>bullets hit gigantic mech
>this somehow has enough force to physically hurt the d.va inside it

are you just trying to make me mad here
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>>173885172
I forgot he was a playboy on top of being an arcade junky. Calm down.
>>Everyone else in "Possibly"
>Everyone else isn't in "Possibly"
Know how I know YOU'RE a virgin AND a retard, anon?
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>>173885494
Tracer helped Winston "explore" himself when he got curious about reproduction.
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>>173883879
Tracer is supposed to kill, fuck with elites, and run interference

her blinks confuse omnics and she can distract bastion long enough to kill him if the team's on point
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>>173885175
He sounds pretty nervous when he calls out a Bastion in the event.
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>>173885494
Yeah I can understand Winston, maybe even Junkrat is fucked up enough in the head to not care about sex. But let's be serious, the others are still human, unless they are asexual or some kind of autists they would feel the need to fuck and all of them wouldn't have problems finding a partner. Even if they are workaholics the time for a quick fugg is there.
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>>173885592
I like the idea of Reyes becoming the monster he created for so long.
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>>173885494
Winston probably is a virgin. He might have had the opportunity to fuck some female gorilla while he was still on the moon base, but I imagine he wasn't in any hurry to sleep with the apes that murdered his father figure. Junkrat, who knows. He's probably had the opportunity at least, he's not bad looking and he's already 27 or so, but whether he took it or not is up in the air.
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>>173885540
I think his "you tell me, Doc" is him just being a sarcastic smartass saying that she's the doctor, she should be able to figure out what happened, not that her/her experiments were directly involved
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>>173885141
That'd make sense but the Devs are saying the drop rate is the same, and fair point but i played almost none of Junkenstein and the Chinese new year event so i can't say.

Its just getting on my nerves that i've quite literally at level 45 i've had to buy every skin I have with coins
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>>173882824
sym because evil autismos robot
tracer
winston because not confident enough for robot pussy
rein because perpetual cuck
maybe junkrat because conceptual fetishist

everyone else is porking on the regular
except the robots
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>>173885592
reaper is a sentient mask reyes wears
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>>173885740
>being this sex obsessed
>implying mercy doesn't have her eggs extracted for any future kids she'd want then excise her entire reproductive system to avoid the hassles of monthly issues and just take supplemental hormones to keep herself healthy
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>when you find a healslut cowering behind the corner
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>>173885439
I agree, the game makes it feel like that
you kinda need good aim on soldier, tracer and others, dunno
most others you just need to kinda aim toward what you want to shoot and it hits, then again, the game was also developed on consoles
but to be fair, I like the idea of a shooter game that is based on skills other than aim, positioning, ult timing and other stuff, even if the game lacks in that department because of the poor map and character designs
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>>173885234
The pro opinion is that she's shit
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>>173885878
i hope you let her go
>>
This game is held back by the terrible map design.

Why is Anubis still in the game? Volskaya and hanamura are tolerable, but Anubis is literal aids in the games current state
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>>173885740
But, anon, Symmetra is autistic. And Hanzo is too focused on muh honor. He disliked Genji for falling into the playboy lifestyle. He's one of those guys who waits until marriage to get laid.
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>Retard supports who try to play Ana as DPS in uprising and wonder why the team gets wrecked
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>>173885786
thats a really edgy pic
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>>173885592
I always thought maybe Reaper is a title rather than Reye's OC, kind of like the Lich King in WoW

Talon (Outside forces) convince Reyes by exploiting his jealousy/work with him (Inside forces) to make a strike on Overwatch
>Fight occurs
>Reyes and Morrison both declared dead
>Talon steals Reyes' corpse
>Talon uses their spooky nanomachines to turn Reyes into Reaper
>Reaper basically only remembers his hate towards Overwatch
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>>173886014
>dying in anything other than legendary
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Can tracer's bomb stick to friendly units?

What happens if she sticks it on a firendly d.va about to send her meka to explode?
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>>173885867
>sex obsessed
Dude, I never said they would fuck constantly, but given the occasion, unless they are turbo autists, I can't see why they shouldn't go for some hot steaming sex.

Hell, Torbjorn is a deformed manlet traveling the world to fight Omnics and shit, yet he found the time to set up with an aryan goddess
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>>173886056
He does refer to himself as reaper in game though
>>
>Hanzo's 450 damage Scatter Shit
>Symmetra's auto-lock 120dps jizz
>Roadhog's entirety
>snipers in anything

Nothing pisses me off more than no-risk no-skill huge reward things in FPS games that guarantee free instant kills with little effort expended.
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>>173885664
I think it only happens when you get headshot/are getting electrocuted maybe. Because her face is right next to the glass
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>>173885925
It's not that I didn't let her go.
It's that she couldn't walk after my big fat healthbar.
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>>173885497
Well what the fuck do you suppose it is genius?
>>173885498
Because she doesn't physically get hit, she feels the bullets hit but isn't damaged.
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>>173885981
chokes are heavy in this game to justify the existence of defense classes and minimize the effectiveness of long range hitscan

ults exist to invalidate chokes and/or stop offenses

if you want something to blame then blame ults
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>trying to get 80% payload achievement
>Rein won't put his shield up on payload
>Torb can't do damage without turret
>Mercy won't put pistol away
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>>173886140
>learn to aim
>dink hanzo
>drop sym before they even get in range
>farm roadhog for ult
>snipers in this game r shit
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>>173885689
Everyone else you had on the Possibly list you illiterate chucklefuck. Reinhardt is a 60+ virgin? Looking like he did? He could have had anyone he damn pleased. Same thing for 76. Mercy is only ever listed as a virgin because of the purity fags shitting themselves at the idea that their pure waifu might have had sex and that's just awful for some fucking reason. Jesse falls under the same thing on the male side, Lucio too even though he's a world famous musician and activist.

I don't understand why some people think that people who look like the Overwatch cast do wouldn't have knocked boots with someone by 20, if that. Hana is the only human one on there MIGHT be a virgin, and even then, that's not going to last.
>>
>almost hit masters
>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss
>loss
Spring break is the manifestation of cancer
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Junkenstein > Uprising > Lucioball > Mei Snowball > Capture the Rooster
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>>173871215
>single person decides to skip cutscene on event
>three lock in plz messages in chat before it's even over
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>>173886330
>>Torb can't do damage without turret
what a bad torb
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>>173886381
Junkrat might be, just because he was 5 by the time Roadhog nuked the Outback and after ~20ish years of radiation sickness/paranoia/explosive obsessed, I doubt sex was ever something that crossed his mind

Besides who would want to do it with a Junkertown girl?
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>widowfags play a single-player game and think they have a valid opinion on game balance
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>>173886418
>Having giant lewd posters of your coworkers/enemies
really, dva
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>>173885880
this game's movement system is also incredibly simple

there is nothing like counter-strafing, strafe jumping etc.
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>>173884940

you don't have to be on legendary to have the replacement achievement.
I think I did it in normal.
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>Both teams push
>we full hold the enemy bar 1.4%
>on our attack our sombra jumps over and caps for the win by standing in it invis for 0.3 seconds

This system is busted
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Why is Genji such a manlet? I'm not crouching
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>>173886381
>taking a non-canon virginity list someone pulled out their ass this seriously
Seek help, anon.
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>>173886707
He's Asian
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Anyone feels like playing warframe?
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>>173886707
He's hunched over
Like Junkrat
He's the third tallest in the cast standing up straight behind Roadhog and Reinhardt I think
He's 6'7/6'8
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>>173886568
Junkrat, maybe. He's not bad looking but he's crazy, and we have zero information on what he did before he found whatever his "treasure" happens to be, or how he was living before hiring Roadhog. As for doing it with a Junkertown girl, I don't think we know what Junkertown residents look like anyway, and assuming Junkrat's straight he probably wouldn't have had much idea about what other women looked like anyway, so he certainly could have. But, again, he's nuttier than a squirrel in spring so it's possible he's never tried it.
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>>173886649
You capped more than they did. If they enemy team can barely do anything on attack, why do they deserve any luxuries on defense?
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>masters and up with like less than 100 hours gameplay

How the fuck?
>>
>>173886707
he already crouches himself down, his laughing emote shows how tall he really is
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>>173886832
warframe lost me as soon as it was revealed you were playing as a potato child

i don't know how the story has progressed since that point but after "i love you mommy lotus" i just peaced out because i really, really disliked lotus and wanted her to end up a bad guy
>>
>>173885301
The back of her cockpit has a buttplug that holds her in place (she has no seat belt if you haven't noticed), and when the mech is getting hit, she feels the vibrations
>>
>>173886887
by having played other fps games before
i'm 4.3k with less than 60 wins and it was piss easy
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>>173886649
This system is great, way less bullshit on Drawnamura and Drawskya Industries and Temple of Draws. You can actually get wins on those maps more than 30% of the time.
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>>173886846
We know what he did for a living before finding the treasure which was salvaging and reclaiming metal in the Omnium Husk, in between that and hiring Roadhog, it was gangs, mercenaries and probably other Junkers trying to steal whatever he found
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>>173886887
maybe an alt acc/smurf
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>>173886381
>Everyone else you had on the Possibly list you
see bottom of >>173884704
You're either incredibly illiterate or you're looking for attention and by starting an argument because no one else is taking this advice seriously as you are. Possibly both.
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>>173886598
But you can spam jump !!! And one character in the game can run
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>>173886418
>tfw no Miku hero
>>
You guys I want to make love to D.va
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>>173886056
What if Reyes wore the mask thinking it would defeat Jack? What if the mask was created by the Omnics as a weapon and the mask tempted Reyes to wear it.
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>>173886649
So if the team doesn't push much now all you have to do is touch it?

Savage
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>>173886367
>can't refute anything, only "hurr git gud"
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>>173887109
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>>173887109
get in line
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>>173886381
You know possibly doesn't mean definitely, right? There are various factors as to why someone would or would not be a virgin. You're trying so hard to force some head-canon on another head-canon.
>>
>>173887081
the no acceleration system is really fucking retarded by the way it's why spamming ADADADADAD makes you so hard to hit because there is no delay to changing to opposite movement direction
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>>173887112
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>>173887109
I just want to hug her, hold her hands, spend an afternoon with her, maybe go shopping, eat outside
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Why won't blizzard give my dick a break?
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>>173887145
It actually rewards teams who play the point instead of the usual 2 cap bullshit, and it means that you won't be spending 90% of your time on those maps defending the second point for another draw.
>>
>2100
>drop to 1700
>give up

Time to main Widowmaker.
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I got nipple genji

what's the best way to practice up so I can actually use him

any ninjer tips would also be nice
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>>173871787
I got the bastion skin 4 times before I got anything else. And even now I only got the bastion, rein and torb (ironclad) skins.
>>
>>173887343
>liking needles: the costume
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>>173886624
Yeah but I wanted to do legendary with bastion.
>>
>>173887364
I think it's a pretty good change yea, though I'm glad it only came now, I finished mildly caring about comp this season over a month ago
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>>173887343
The medical equipment in that pouch is completely unsecured holy shit. That's all gonna fall right out in the heat of battle.
>>
>tfw you got all the cool dva item but dont enjoy playing her

Her robot gun is so boring, I enjoy her more after it explodes.
>>
Reminder to send Tracer to stand by the big door before the payload starts moving to disable the bot spawns for the entire escort section.
>>
i'm pretty sure it's impossible to get banned in this game, i've blocked my team repeatled with mei walls dozens of times by now in ranked games and nothing has happened
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>>173887527
it could be magnetic
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>>173887404
Watch as much anime as possible
>>
Nobody is pure after meeting the doctor
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>tfw you have enough comp things to buy another gold weapon but you already have your main's gold weapon and they said there would eventually be more comp rewards
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>>173884704
>implying jack isn't a good all american boy saving himself for marriage
>implying mcree wasn't drowning in pussy when he was leading a gang
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>>173886832
Bullet jump when?
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>>173887163
ehhh, i mean you're complaining about some shitty heroes bud, besides roadhog, but roadhog is still free ult charge.

git gud is literally the end all be all refutation for your lil bitch problems.
>>
Anyone managed Extreme on solo q?
>>
>dropped literally all event mercy skins
>3 minutes on quick play
>>
>>173887768
i got it on my first try, i'm pretty lucky i guess
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>>173887684
mercy's only five years older than pharah, not twenty
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>>173887768
>playing pve garb more than once for the lootbox
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>>173886832
>>
Hoping to get pool party skins this year !

>>173887768
yes, with soldier, mercy lucio and reinhartd
>>
>>173887714
>they said there would eventually be more comp rewards
Did they? I thought they said that they wouldn't add any comp rewards besides the top 500 sprays and golden weapons to avoid people just playing comp like it's QP to farm comp points.
>>
>>173887768
I did as Tracer
Died like 15 times though
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>>173887749
>leading a gang
ha
no

he was an enforcer at best
dude has zero leadership qualities and operates solo
probably also latched onto a dedicated prostitute
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>>173887850
Funnier to play that than QP for XP and lootboxes and I'm not in the mood for comp.
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>>173887636
>Going out in the field with magnetic tools when facing ROBOTS

it's like you WANT shit to happen.
>>
>>173887763
Shitty in who's definition? The ultra-pros who make up 0.001% of the playerbase? I also love how you idiots always assume everything happens 1v1 in this game and that everyone has 360 degree vision along with aimbots, shows that you don't care about an actual discussion.
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yoooooooo
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>>173887768
Yea, like the second time I did it.
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>>173887878
funny that they drop souls if you play as reaper
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>>173888031

I WANT TO HUG__ MEI
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I think they made a good decision sending over this team
>>
Is everyone's ping in the game fine?
I have 300ms for some reason and I am pretty sure my internet has no problems.
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>>173888031
>mei still wearing same titty tanktop
>mei still wearing oylmpics sweater
>probably both on underneath her coat at all times
what a fucking slob
>>
>>173887914
>>173888048

Talking about the "story" version not all heroes of course. All heroes is pretty easy with bastion/Mercy/Orisa/Torb.
>>
>>173888145
I know, I'm talking about the story version.

I did it on like my 2nd or 3rd try as torb. >>173884812
>>
>this game
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>>173885878
Source?
>>
are the cases rigged for real this time? 6 cases and not a single event skin. all sprays and voice shit
>>
>>173888218
is trash
>>
>>173887973
well, i'm very sorry you feel the ultimate team is widow/hanzo/symmetra/roadhog.
>>
>>173888327
Not what I said, dipshit, can you try to follow the discussion instead of making up things.
>>
What are the chances that you'll get punished for doing the uprising exploit?
I mean Mei is currently unplayable so it's not like they have a say in this.
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>>173888424
WHAT EXPLOIT?
>>
>>173888269
>>173885141
>>173884950
>>173879064
yes

blizz will say it's the same drop system
but the possible drops configs are different

the same way they can say forced 50 doesn't exist but your team composition is based off of performance

just lawyer talk for stop asking about it
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>>173888424
>Uprising exploit
huh? What is it? I think I've missed something
>>
>>173888269
i opened about 65 cases so far, got mercy/rein/torb/widow/mccree skin, first two boxes were dva and zen highlight intro, probably seen hanzo's new emote 4 times now. quite a few duplicates honestly, of event skins. got enough coins to buy whatever skins i don't get though.
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>>173888424
exploit?
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>>173888461
>>173888507
do you not read posts or something
someone posted that shit like less than 15 minutes ago
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>>173888424

are you talking about this

>>173887548
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>>173888523
i didnt bought the cases tho. maybe free ones are rigged?
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>>173884704
>Reinhardt
>a virgin
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>>173888523
I've gotten like 6 poverty boxes and I got mercy's skin twice, torbjorn's story skin, and the dva intro
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>>173888461
>>173888507
Basically when they payload is about to move you make Tracer run towards the gate and let her stay there so no omnics will spawn during the ride.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7uQkI5NThg
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>>173888424
good chance, especially if a bunch of people start doing it. they've been liberal with punishing exploiters lately. even still, it's worthless for competing for high score.
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>>173888461
>>173888507
>>173888525


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmGYVElB3is
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I came back because of the event and I just can't do it

Have you guys been playing this non-stop since release? How do you not get bored?
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>>173888416
friend
all of the mechanics you're complaining about, aside from maybe hanzo panic scatters, require very specific situations to be effective, and getting into those situations is the gameplay of those classes
they do not operate well comparatively in any other circumstance

if you know enough you can complain about it then you know enough to avoid it
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>>173888701
i see widow in my dreams dude, what are you talking about?
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>>173888701
Played this since release regularly with a couple of breaks.

I also ERP during queues and after games to keep things fresh, of course!
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>>173888684
>>173888642
Do you have to get her there before they start spawning?
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Is there a worse experience than solo queuing?
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>>173888701
no, after i got the achieves and legendary clear i went back to competitive. though i hear the event is good exp.
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>>173888701
I stopped playing a month after release and only play during events.
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>>173888847
Yep.
Once the first one spawns the rest will follow.
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>>173888852
Getting captured, tortured and killed by ISIS.
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>>173888935
That sounds like a good time actually
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>>173888701
I've been playing since pretty early in the beta, I just play for a few weeks then take a break for a few weeks, no need to play constantly and burn yourself out
>>
Pharmercy
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What are some good heroes for finishing Uprising PvE in higher difficulty?
(Also: why do some people NOT pick a healer in this mode?)
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>discussing who to pick in uprising all heroes with team
>"sym?"
>"no bastion mercy rein torb pls"
>...
>"sym?"
>you were removed from the match due to inactivity
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If whatever randoms I got paired with during HARD were competent even in the slightest I'd have the payload achievement by now.
Achievement nerf when
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>>173889075
In lower difficulty it's not necessary because you probbaly won't take much damage, and if you do you can just rez.
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>>173889075
Because you can revive others co-op style.
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>>173889064
best
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>>173889064
how does it feel knowing genji mercy is the canon couple
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>>173889193
>canon
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>>173889193
Genji only fucks his brother.
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>play as Ana
>bretty gud shot most of the time
>Genji on our team
>halfway through the match
>"I NEED HEALING"
>I hear from a mile away
>see Genji after zooming in
>"I NEED HEALING"
>a little under half health but I can fix that
>continues to jump around like a fucking tick
>Only hit him once out of three shots
>"I NEED HEALING"
>won't stop jumping around like a fucking tick
>zoom out and heal others near me that aren't trying to get themselves killed by pushing too far

stupid cunt
>>
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>>173889075
the meta since KEPHRII got high score is bastion/orisa/rein/mercy with pretty much perma shield rein, bastion being perma boosted by mercy, and orisa doing stuff and keeping the other side shielded
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>>173888935
At least ISIS knows how to work together
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tfw no co-op campaign mission of junkrat and roadhog annihilating their way out of junktown
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>Tracer: "this is my first time playing this game mode, wish me luck"
>we're on Legendary
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>>173888131
My internet is shit and I swear I get matched with people on the other side of the world even though I'm in the US. My ping can reach 500ms or stay 200ms all game. Feels like I'm playing on PTR than live.
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Pure lesbian kino.
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>>173889345
>can't hit a moving target
>"""""bretty gud shot most of the time"""""

I bet you can only heal tanks.
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>>173889430
Too many people are doing this. It's fucking impossible to complete with randoms.
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>>173889529
more like tanks get in the way of me healing people who actually need healed
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>>173889402
>No ALF Omnium-core sabatoge
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>team actually got mad when I damage boosted Torb in the courtyard defense part whenever no one needed healing
why are these people attempting legendary
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>>173887768
Yeah but it bugged during the transport the payload part and nothing spawned, so we just spammed voice lines on the way to the door
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>>173889687
the only person alive who would've taken part in that was mako
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>>173888068
Deep.
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>total reinhard playtime is probably <1 hour
>got the even skin
>play him because why the fuck not
>koth
>rarely use my shield and just swing at enemy like im playing monster hunter
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>>173876925
>tfw no battleborn general
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>>173883301
>>173884807
Pharah already confirmed used goods, she was on a date in the christmas comic
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What if they made roadhog's healing percentage based and it heals 15% of however much hp he is missing? Would that be shit or good?
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>>173889957
she might've just been having dinner with her dad
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Am I like softbanned or some shit?
>>
Daily reminder that if you have a lot of damage and no skills you were useless all game and all you did was giving ult charge to the healers
>>173889985
>15%
complete shit
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Could Mercy heal Anon of his autism?

And virginity.
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>>173889985
thats fucking stupid
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>>173889985
shit, really shit

just make his hook not retarded (this is what, their 4th attempt?)

>>173890008
no blizzard is just shit
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>>173889906
That's pretty much what koth rein is. Swing hammer like a retard and bash faggots of your point. The shield really just becomes for pushing in the beginning and saving people's asses.
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>>173889957
Chu said it wasn't a date.
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>>173890065
>>173890071
>>173890056
what's his healing like now?
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>>173890008
it bugs out, stop searching and requeue, BAM, you get in faster.
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>>173889957
t. neckbeard virgin who cannot understand the fact that woman have sex
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>this point cap change

godly
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>>173890174
300, which is half of his max health
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>>173890186
>claiming phara's had sex
>can't understand that women have sex
hmmm
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Man the shitty server browser really fucking killed the game. It's impossible to find a decent match in less than a minute and sure as hell I don't care about "LE EPIK BOSSFIGHT XD" shits.
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>>173890174
300 points exactly, half his unboosted max health
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>>173889363
Thanks!

>>173889190
>>173889161
True, but on the highest difficulty I only got fucked hard without a healer in our team so far
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>>173890174
50%
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>>173890212
>>173890274

isnt that worse?
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>>173889756
>Not doing a Junkenstein style event where Roadhog retells the story of how everything went to shit
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Stop doing this.
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>>173890315
are you retarded?

Even if you're at 1 health you're still only healing 90 health.
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>>173890254
i was referencing to the "used goods" part of his post, it's a common term used by fuckboys to claim that suddendly women that had sex are worthless for some reason
logic would say the opposite, women who are experienced in bed are godly at sex
>>
so what other scenarios could they do with PVE
>Siberian front with Zarya and some other dudes crushing the Omnic menace
>Zarya n' 76 murdering a shitload of gangbangers in Dorado
>Talon boys murdering a fuckload of soldiers or cops somewhere, maybe in Numbani with Doomfist
>Excuse to go to junktown to see some mechs and mad max hicks and shit
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>>173890409
Do they scatter all over the place too?
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>>173890409
>tripfag bitching about quick play

You can fuck off now.
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>>173890462
but hog heals for a flat 300

like whats the point?
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>>173889491
pretty hot desu
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>>173890315
50% max HP or a hard 300 > 15% of however much he is missing
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>>173881354
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>>173890492
>only cares about sex
>calling others fuckboys
Used goods are useless for relationships
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>Mercy skin is the only one worth getting
>odds of getting it from a box: 1/96
>don't want to grind 4 hours per day to get 3000 coins
I feel like it's a mistake to come back to this game even just for the events.
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>>173890546
I don't know what you're saying.

Hog heals for a shit load, do you want to make the heal worse?
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>>173890504
>killing actual humans
not family friendly anon
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>>173890504
Eichenwalde during Omnic Crisis with a 12 person co op.
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>>173890581
anon I think you meant lol
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>>173881354
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>>173890636
I mean make it so he cant survive on that alone. That is insane amount of self healing for a tank
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>>173890647
this whole GAME is about killing actual humans

the shorts had sombra gunning down russian soldiers who were in the way of her goal of making a powerful friend, not morally just in the slightest

having one PVE where you're fighting good guys wouldn't cause a moral panic if people made any sense
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>>173890647
Nah people die during cinematics Just don't show blood
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>>173887843
>mercy's only five years older than pharah, not twenty
Better?
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>>173890767
it is an insane amount of healing, roadhog's not supposed to be a skill-intenseive class

you send your player-sized hook to get a person from half the map away, one shot them, and then heal any health you're missing

he's like the easiest class in the game
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>>173878256
Is that just how they search for enemies, or did blizz really put a special animation in for them to react to blink?

Because if the did, that's really cool.
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>>173890767
>Dying to a Roadhog who takes a Breather in the middle of battle

That's what I'm hearing
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>>173890615
guess you'll never find a girlfriend if you keep searching for a virgin woman anon
and to be fair, the term "used goods" is pretty sexist because it implies that women are object only worth for sex, and that somehow that value lowers when a woman has experience
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>Meet the requirements for the Slicer spray
>Turns out you don't get it if you're on All Heroes
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea.
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>>173890525
Yes. I should also add this was Hollywood on Defense.
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>>173874996
>>173875275
>>173875431

>Legit the only skin I want from this event.
>Got Mercy's 3 TIMES NOW

Just let me stare at male titty Blizzard!
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>play mercy on all heroes
>bastion orisa and reaper
>reaper is a stupid shit
>orisa is mentally ill
>bastion knows what he's doing but the other two are stupid enough to drag him down
fuck
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>>173890504
They could do a plot advancing one as well
>talon versus reformed overwatch
>3v3
>sombra, widow, reaper vs winston, tracer, whoever else answered the recall
>overwatch has to protect some objective talon has to destroy it
>>
>be Asian
>play in NA because no one speaks english in Asias
>horrible ping right now in NA
>try playing in Asias
>tiny ass update
>ping is also horrible
>return to NA
>tiny ass update again
>check Asias
>Play button says "Update"
>it's the same tiny update again
>decide to check NA
>"Update"

What the fuck is happening?
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>this game
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>>173890767
He needs an insane amount of healing, it's the closest thing he has to damage mitigation.
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>>173890180
But it's literally every single queue, estimated time: under a mintue, actual queue time: 3-4 minutes
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it worked but we still lost. JUST
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Has anyone else noticed that's it's now FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE for Torb to put his turrets on moving platforms
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>>173891149
is trash
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>>173890905
If you just want to fuck like a degenerate that's fine there's plenty of fucking hook up apps out there now but if you're actually wanting a relationship with used goods you're setting yourself up to get cucked

>because it implies that women are object only worth for sex
>implying they aren't
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>finish with four golds
>GET THE FUCK OFF ORISA YOU AREN'T DOING ANYTHING YOU SUCK
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>>173891165
that's what healers and support classes are for no?
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>join qp
>enemy team 2-2-2 with nanoblades and nanovisors
>healers pocketing phara

I dont really give a shit about winning or losing in qp-s but how the fuck am i supposed to enjoy a shitty quick match like this?
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>>173888723
You cannot avoid them 100% of the time, and that doesn't matter, the point is 450 damage a pop and 120dps auto-lock on beam is bad design and removes the need for skill.
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>>173891272
>It's a "shitters think golds mean a damn thing" episode
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>>173875340
If he couldn't shoot why would they have recruited him to black watch?
>>
>>173875431

Along with a hefty dose of eyeliner.
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>>173888701
cause i actually like the game
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>>173891398
>how the fuck am i supposed to enjoy a shitty quick match like this?
You aren't. The game is not about being enjoyable anymore.
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>>173886832
>>173887751
rip helicoptering
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>>173888701
I only play for the skins. And the occasional QP tears when sniping. Bleu keeps me going.
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>>173871419
Hey you're a retard
>>waaaaaaaah
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>>173890767
other tanks have shields, roadhog has health. he needs the survivability
honestly I have no idea why anyone above gold would still be complaining about hog since his hook is no longer bullshit and has a long-ass cooldown
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>tfw the all heroes uprising is the most fun i had in this game in ages
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>>173892267
>since his hook is no longer bullshit
the hitbox is still the size of s76
>>
compare talon skin's butt to default
contrast the larger butt she used to get when using wallhacks
they edited smugberry to be more modestly endowed to prevent sjw bitching
we were robbed
>>
>>173887326
l-lewd anon pls this is a christian board
>>
why is genji's face in dragons so fucked up compared to his blackwatch skin

have the years of being a robot caused his skin to start to rot?
is it some kind of coolant that makes his veins super prominent when in combat?
did he somehow get even more fucked up between blackwatch and now?
did zenyatta's secret singularity plan cause it?
>>
What's the best h artist that drops overwatch lewds regularly ?
>>
>>173891434

>it's a 'shitters that think blocking damage, staying alive, doing damage, playing the objective and stopping pushes with the vortex doesn't mean anything" episode

people just get pissed when you pick the newest character in any game, it doesn't matter
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>>173891234
>because it implies that women are object only worth for sex
>implying they aren't
enjoy being a virgin for life and being stuck blaming feminism when you're surprised that you don't deserve sex when you're nice to a woman
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>>173892447
Her ass is the same, I measured it.

>m-muh sjw
have you seen the cleavage? Back to /v/ faggot
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>>173892393
but it's a fucking huge hook so it still makes more sense than hanzo's arrow hitbox
it's still fairly easy to dodge if you pay attention to the hog's movements
>>
Would playing the PVE mode be the most efficient way to get exp right now?

It gives a good chunk but it takes a long time. The only other advantage I see is that you always win.
>>
>>173891272
having golds just means your team sucks, not that you're good
and if you have 3 kills gold, that doesn't mean shit because everyone on your team has 2 or 3 kills
>>
any1 wan c pharah getting 2 shot out of air a couple times?
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Its the enemy has extreme teamwork meanwhile we can't even group up once in 3 rounds episode.
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>>173893216
only if it's at 240 fps
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>buy alt to practice heroes without tanking SR
>have to level the fucker
this is an ordeal, between the smoothed-out XP curve and the insane queue times; any tips for fast levelling?
>>
>>173893345
iiit's only 60~
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>>173893392
custom games give xp
>>
>>173892447
>HER ASS IS SMALLER BECAUSE I SAID SO SJWS WIN AGAIN!!
>completely ignore the midriff and massive cleavage

Why are you people so motherfucking stupid?
>>
>>173893235
>le animu
>le ching booga

gtfo >>reddit
>>
>>173893392
You mean get to lvl25 ? That shouldn't take really long. At the moment, uprising brawl on normal is the fastest way to xp.
Also fuck you for smurfing, at low levels your kind was the worst faggots I had the displeasure to sumble upon.
>>
>>173893696
sjw is a meme word anyway because it has nothing to do with the size of the tits or ass of fictional characters in videogame anyway
>>
Is there any situation where a mccree is preferable to 76?
>>
How the fuck are you supposed to do the last part in uprising at legendary when everything fucks everyone up within seconds?
Not to mention tank bastion literally has tons of hp and kills everyone in 2 hits all while 2-3 Orisas are shooting at you.
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>>173893759
do you know where you are newbuddy?
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>>173893806
the problem is that literally everything i queue for gives super-long wait times, even the brawl. why the game gives a fuck if i get matched with others in my MMR for a PvE brawl i don't know

and i only ended up with lowbies for my first like four games; after that i started getting the longer queues and higher-level players.
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>>173893906
Situations where you want to be a cool cowboy.
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when is Spring Break over? so I can stop getting these underage shitters in my games
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>>173893216
Godamn nigglets getting access to the internet. Learn to write you illiterate fuck.

>>173893906
>Preferable
Sadly never, because he's underpowered at the moment. BUT viable yes, depends on your SR, below diamond Mccree can be viable if you're clearly above average, in any situation.
>>
>>173893979
just because im new doesnt mean your not reddit faggot
>filtered
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>>173893906
When you can aim, especially headshots. 36 more DPS is not necessary worth when you have no spread.
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>>173894057
the average player will be the same regardless of when you play anon
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>>173894002
serves you right for smurfing
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>be gold shitter
>get matched against grandmasters players in QP
Why is this fucking allowed? Do I really need to play competitive to have a nice casual game where I don't get shat on??
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>>173894138
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>>173894281
damn your right
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>>173892767
Maybe it's the coolant idea, because his eyes were red in Blackwatch skin
>>
>>173894438
POST FACE
POST BODY
POST RANK
POST ADRESS
RIGHT NOW
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>>173894438
post feet
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>>173894148
If you have 80% accuracy and a 50% crit accuracy, sure, replace 76 with McCree.
But 76 can deal just as much, if not more, damage with so little ease it's honestly not worth the effort using McCree. Not to mention he also has a delete button every 12s, assuming you deal enough damage before using it.

I honestly want 76 to be nerfed but Blizz won't do it because casuals would boycott them.
>>
Anyone who wants to farm the uprising achievements ?

Supa#2119 EU
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>>173894412
Please sir I would like to know the origins of this image
>>
>>173893906
if you have korean-tier aim
>>
>>173876736
these forums are ass cancer jesus christ
>"uhh yeah can I get a pharah counter that I don't have to aim with"
How could that even exist without completely breaking the game? 21 fucking upboats.
>>
>>173876736
>Nerfing one of the most countered heros in the game
>"Without needing good aim"
wew
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>>173894129
rude
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>>173891165
Well, I mean the thing about it is that he can basically go off on his own and not really be punished for being out of position by trying to flank unless he gets focused by everyone. I mean personally, I don't have problems dealing with him, but I can see where people come from.

>>173889227
Chocolates
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>>173876736
>I need to be able to kill any character without needing to aim in a fucking first person SHOOTER
>>
New thread
>>173895262
>>173895262
>>173895262
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>>173894360
>be silver babb
>play fuck around modes
>matched with and against diamonds, master anmd gms
>only silver player amongst 11 players
What the fug Blizz
>>
>>173883090
>genji or hanzo a virgin
>when they were in a Japanese criminal organization and probably fucked omnic teen idols in maid costumes and cosplay on a daily basis
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>>173895370
Hanzo had too many swords up his ass. Genji had too many girls on his dragon. That's why Genji's one dragon can fuck up two of Hanzo's. Even to this day he has one girl on his dragon while Hanzo is still mad, if you go with their conversation about getting chocolates on V-day.
>>
I just deflected mei's ult wew lad
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>>173887768
>get to the OR-15's
>run out of time
>stay as a team
>get to the OR-15's
>run out of time
Its so hard to keep the turret alive and pop a molten core in there
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>>173887404
Rules of Nature on repeat.
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>>173896162
What happens when you do?
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>>173876693
>dive on enemy soldier
>after dinking him down to 100 hp while only taking 20 damage he turns around and sprints away
>chase him down and kill him
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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