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Waiting for Heroes Timeline with Li Li edition

>What's new?

>HotS 2.0 Release Schedule
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/
>Introduction Video
https://youtu.be/YpNkFA7gAHI
>Cassia, D2 Amazon (Now Live)
https://youtu.be/NZkdtQ1fOZY
>Hero Mastery Taunts
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20638785
https://youtu.be/RAEDd4nES_M
>2.0 Beta Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20638783
>Veterans get some good loot when 2.0 drops
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20653218

>For new players:
https://youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE
>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation or try mode and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked, you'll regret it.

>Current Weekly Sale
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20638786
>Current Weekly Brawl
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20673819
>Latest Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20673818


Hero Rankings, various Statistics, Talent Calculator:
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

>Current Tier List
http://www.robogrub.com/tierlist

>Where do I find you Bladestorm picking feeders?
"/join /vg/" in game chat

>Tips and other useful resources:
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Heroes_of_the_Storm_Wiki


Previous meme: >>173646834
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Can I get an amen from my fellow /christian/ HotS players?
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first for 10- hours later
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>Tell our Zul'jin in qm to use his trait
>Lol whats a trait
>Why are you so shit anon
Apparently Im the bad guy for trying to explain to someone that their trait is half their hero and should stop being so shit
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>>173792676
And in French it's called Chronology, so yeah we'll probably just be going on a time trip to the past.
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>>173792341
i swear to god i hope you get some kinda of disease so you cant post here anymore
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>>173792783
But you'll die if you use it
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>>173793074
He took Taz'Dingo and they had one disable in the form of Sonya
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Release when?
I heard that 2.0 goes live 24 april, is this true?
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So let me get this straight, does genji release on 17 or is it just details about him?
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>he doesn't prais Li Li daily
heretics begone!

nice thread btw
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>>173793371
Details.
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>>173793034
At least the embeds worked. You can't say that for half the time op's are made.
>>173793140
It's the worst feeling when ask him to taz your dingo with you keeping him at a healthy threshold while his heartrate increases. But then all he does is RUN THE FUCK AWAY.
>>173793371
They're delaying all new hero concepts until Q3 in preparation for stabalization of 2.0. Quit asking.
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>>173793371
>details unlock april 17
>details unlock
>details
i wonder
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>>173793034
Be nice anon

>>173793371
It says right there, details. Genji will be released with the 2.0 update.
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>>173792503
So that means if I perform well in a game this affects my qm rating?

I didn't knew qm had a mmr as well.
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>>173793371
>details intensifies
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>>173793621
Everything with matchmaking since the beginning of time has had some sort of hidden statistic to match you with similar players. Did you think the matches are random matchups until now?
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>>173793516
I'm kinda happy they are delaying hero releases.

>>173793734
>Did you think the matches are random matchups until now?
Yes. I mean why can't we SEE the qm mmr if it exists?
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>>173792341
I'm not playing that game, just passing by to say I would fuck that panda
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I just want 2.0 now, the game feels stale otherwise
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>>173794251
This.
It's so fucking dull after playing the beta.
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what is the "new program" referenced on the heroes 2.0 page?
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>>173794189
We all would.
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>>173794047
Well, you could check hotslogs for your estimated QM mmr. Haven't you noticed matches getting better and worse depending on how well you've been doing, especially at the season resets?
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>>173794189
W-what did that stranger just say about me?
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>>173794189
only homosexuals don't want to 'adventure' with Li Li
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Auriel best goirl
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>>173794189
play the game
we need you
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>>173794475
Eh more or less, it's kinda hard to judge because qm has extremely random compositions like 3 assassins without any warriors or specialists or 3 supports without any assassins.
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Still waiting for that timeline.
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>>173794931
Yeah, even DBrowder described QM as "a bit of Wild West". I guess some remnants of the player skill is still present regardless of team composition.
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>>173794047
The Q3 delay was a joke. Unless Blizzard actually does it then I'm a god.
Also qm is directly affected by mmr you gullible fuck.
>>173794615
Please stop lewding the Li Li. She just wants to check out the nexus with her uncle for fuck sake. Also let her do her thing in the matches, don't her hurt.
>>173795069
I keep forgetting that Browder has any semblence of influence anymore.
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LiLi posters need to be purged
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>>173795239
LiLi posters won't survive the winter.
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>>173795193
Rest in peace, Dustin.
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>>173795193
>I keep forgetting that Browder has any semblence of influence anymore.
Well, he doesn't, now. HotS is currently directed by Alan Dabiri and has been since december 2016. Browder was switched to a new, currently unknown project.
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>>173795434
Diablo 4?
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where is that fucking timeline? why do those cunts have to wait till the last second before fucking midnight every time?
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>>173795550

>10 am blizz time
>omg hurry up OR ELSE

jesus calm down
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Thank fuck. The game was near unplayable before this fix.
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>>173795674
it's 7pm you autist
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should i buy the skins i want most before 2.0?
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>>173795731
Aren't regular skin Cassias eyes also slightly crossed? She looks drunk and autistic in the start screen.
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>>173795731
reddit did it again
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>Probius still hasn't been F2P

fuck off Blizzard i'm trying to cash in on that 500g before 2.0
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>>173796042
Lucio as well
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>>173796210
Lucio was free about 2 weeks ago
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>>173796210

Lucio was free like 2 weeks ago
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>>173796210
Lucio was free over 2 weeks ago
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>>173796263
>>173796307
Good thing I didn't level him then
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>>173796210
Lucio was free close to 2 weeks ago
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>>173796210

2 weeks ago was when Lucio was playable without purchase
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>>173796210
Up until 2 weeks ago, Lucio wasn't playable.
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>>173796042
You still get 500g for level 5 after 2.0
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>>173796210
Free, 2 weeks ago. Lucio has been.
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>>173796210
Lucio was playable for free a fortnight ago
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>>173796210
Lucio was in the free rotation 2 weeks ago
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Is Nazeebo good/fun?
Just got to Diamond 3 playing Azmo only, feeling like trying out something different, Nazeebo could be fun.

I'm a hipster edgelord and I only want to play off-meta, underrated shit.

Could I get some Nazeebo tips from my fellow autists?
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>>173794189
Don't sexualize our little sister
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>>173796210

just to clarify, lucio was free two weeks ago
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>>173797035

Nazeebo is a lategame mage like Azmodan, but Nazeebo is actually good unlike Azmodan.
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>>173797035
He doesn't do shit untill level 20.
After level 20 his damage is ridiculously OP
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>>173797035

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diOhwvRYlsU
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>>173797035
>Is Nazeebo good?
Kind of a high-risk, high-reward hero. His early game is pretty trash but his late game is horrifically good. Learning how to trap people in walls is rough, and good players will manage to evade your walls even when place them effectively. But as the game goes on his advanced scaling puts him above other heroes, and his late game talents are all exceedingly good options.
>Is Nazeebo fun?
Depends on your aiming skills. He can be distressingly immobile and terribly weak to dive, but he can blend enemies apart if they're careless and the placement of your zombie walls can be a great aid or a great hindrance to your whole team.
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Played since open beta, this is the most unbalanced game I've ever had the dishonor of participating in. We just agreed to stop playing at the ten minute mark and let nature take its course. QM, not even once.
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>>173797035

https://youtu.be/hWrBHq7HwZ0
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>>173797463

Dear god, how bronze can you be? Your team was fucking fine. Learn to play.
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Probius is really fucking annoying
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>>173797702
His team had no fucking assassins, and the other team has 3. that right there is imba
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>>173797463
Other than Kharazim (I don't see what he's gonna do at all), your team isn't that awful.
Poor Kharazim has to try and trade blows with Greymane or Illidan and that's not going to work out, though.
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>>173797463
Really, anon, since open beta? I'm sure you've had a break of more than half a year more than once, if that's your mentality.
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What's taking them so long to nerf zeratul?
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>>173798408
>nerfing an unpopular, mid-tier hero
for what purpose
Valeera is better in nearly every way
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>>173798408
The fact that he doesn't need nerfing
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>>173798408

Can't nerf retards
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>>173797210
>unlike Azmodan
WHY DO PEOPLE THINK AZMODAN IS BAD HOLY SHIT THIS TRIGGERS ME SO MUCH
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>tfw autists on your team pick tyrande and nobody else picks a healer because retards think that tyrande is a actually a viable healer
what a fucking joke
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>>173798682

>zero teamfight presence
>autistic lane pusher
>easy target for killing
>sucks on 9 out of 12 maps
>value evaporates if enemies kill generals
>globes a shit

i wonder
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>>173798682
The thing about Azmo is, they can't really buff him but he's a bit unviable as-is. He can't do much up close in a teamfight, he can just lob his balls.
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>>173798863
Don't forget
>His entire damage is tuned to Black Pool so you do fuck all without it
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The Young and the Restless is god tier daytime kino
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Why does blizzard HQ have to be located literally on the end of the world.
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>>173799068
California is the end of the world?
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>>173799193
Timezone wise for Euroshits it is
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>>173799193
I guess they could be in Hawaii...
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>>173798682
>0 teamfight pressence or impact
>No mobility
>No stuns/slows/roots
>Can only push a lane which half the spec roster does as well only they contribute to teamfights
>Has high hp but because of his low mobility he can't reliably soak damage
The only way you can win with azmo if the enemy team doesn't gank you while your split pushing. so if they know how to counter you, you're worthless. he's the same as stealth heroes in that regard.
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>>173797463
Thats nothing, I just had:

Murky(Me)
Kharazim
Tassadar
Lt.Morales
Samuro

vs

Valeera
Zarya
Kharazim
Nazeebo
Jaina

We just saat back at our bae and waited the game to end.
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>Patch notes for Heroes of the Storm
>Cassia: Pirate Queen Cassia's eyes have been uncrossed
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>>173797836
>About to gank him
>he REEEEEEEEEEEEEs away

Sums him up
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>>173798138
Their Lucio did thrice the healing of our two supports combined (they both thought they could go damage since we had 2 supports), we had 0 damage because the enemy simply erased Nazeebo and Tassadar had the highest hero damage in our team at all times. We might have had a chance with this comp if it weren't for the smallest map in the entire game.
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>>173798750
But she is.
Do you even heed the voice of Elune?
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I'd heed that ass if you know what I'm saying
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>>173798750
>Being a useless healbot

She might not be the best healer but she can do decent and still do better then most assassins. While bringing a good amount of utility. She should be under the muticlass role though.
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>>173798750

She's not Malfurion, but she's a much better healer than Tass or Malfurion, plus not losing much of her offensive value if you pick the full-support talents.
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>>173800143

>Tass or Malfurion

I meant tass or abathur
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>>173796210
Shame you missed him, he was free about 2 weeks ago for all the people that haven't played him yet and wanted to cash out on the HoTS 2.0.
You are gonna make it champ, don't worry.
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Does the launch event apr 18 mean the 2.0 will be released that day?
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>Get mule
>Negate almost all pushing the enemy does
>Save core from being destroyed

Why do people hardly ever pick this talent? It has won me so many games regardless how shit our team might be.
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>>173800789
no, it's most likely just revealing some details about the launch event that coincides with 2.0's release.
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Why is Rexxar so fun?
>Having 2.5k bonus health by the end of the game
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>>173800796
It usually competes with cleanse.
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>>173800796
Everytime I play a specialist the enemy team gets MULE.

I really think it depends on your MMR, because I see mule all the fucking time
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>>173800796

Because some people use it while the enemy is pushing, therefore getting the mule wrecked instantly.
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>>173800796
It's really a by-the-map thing. Some maps it's awesome and basically invalidates half the objective (e.g. Sky Temple), others it's useless and couldn't hold back anything for a second (e.g. Braxis Holdout)
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>>173801042
They are stupid you are supposed to constantly keep buildings topped up no matter how little damage they took. Waiting near the end to use it is just silly. Also healer should know they can heal the mule if it takes damage.
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>>173800740
Thanks Jakie.
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>>173796210
I have this strong feeling that he was most likely F2P around 2 weeks ago.
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>>173800949

having trouble finding a good build,
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>>173800949
I haven't played him since they started dicking around with Misha's move mechanics.

Are they finally settled? I feel like they changed that shit 4 times so I stopped playing him.
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>>173796210
Someone tell this guy he was free a couple of weeks ago.
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>>173799910
I'm still mad that Tyrande got an ass to rival Sonya but Valeera is skeleton-tier.
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Is it just me or is the game in a bad swing right now?

The top picks and top bans are all the same. Same team comps, boring as fuck.

Huge disparity between highly mobile characters and limp old penises like Uther.
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>>173801687
Valeera has milky thighs though.
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>>173801701
Top pick/ban can't really not go hand in hand, but yes, you are right. I don't know what they could do about that.
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>>173801398
https://psionic-storm.com/en/calculateur-de-talents/rexxar/1-4-1-1-1-2-4/ is what I use, if I feel like the team comp is such that I'm gonna die a lot I don't get Animal Husbandry and take something else at 4.
>>173801508
Controlling him is very comfortable right now.
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>>173800789
2.0 will be released 26
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>>173802040
The wait is so long that the hype will die out until the launch.
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So, Falstad is first pick/ban
How do I build him so he is that?
I mean, he's fun and I can see he is great, but the tier list in the OP places him higher than fucking Ragnaros. That can't be right now, can it?
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>>173801701
I could've sworn it was always like this, at least to a degree.

>>173802192
Well, the new loot system is something.

announcement of actual changes when though
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>>173802351
>announcement of actual changes when though

Personally I don't want them to "change" anything, the game is fun as it is. I do want them to fix obviously broken shit though, like rejoining a game and maybe implement a dialogue wheel like in Overwatch for "Thanks" "Understood" and so on.
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>>173802332
He creates 5 v 4s
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>>173802351
They said we already got the most of the changes that lead up to the thing they now want to call 2.0, this is just the finalizing touch. More to come as always.
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>>173801701

A lot of it is compounded by player ignorance and lack of understanding of the game, and the fact that we have an odd number of heroes where we don't have 120 heroes in the pool to choose from, so seeing the same 4 heroes banned out of like 60 isn't really something the balance team can fix.

People don't ban Lucio, Rag, Malf, Tass because they are overpowered or they can carry, but rather because not all heroes being equal, elliminating heroes that fall into any comp then forces the enemy team into picking a more counterable support hero, like Morales, where you csn build a team around the objective on the map and countering the enemy.

Low rank people blindly and mindlessly pick and ban what they think is strong or what they see on icy viens and don't think about it, so you cam't fix that from a developer standpoint, you can just keep adding heroes so the ban/pick pool becomes bigger and more diverse naturally.
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>>173792341
>Abathur, Murky and Brightwing announcer packs are now Legendary whilst the others are Epic
Legendary meme announcers
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>>173802332

Falstad has

>global pressence
>best utiluty ult in the game in gust
>good damage
>sustain
>escape
>spell damage and attack damage
>is ranged

This makes him top tier in good players hands.
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>>173802875
Wait what?
Are you fucking kidding me?
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>>173802875
>Rerolls now cost more gold
Fuck
>Exp requirements decreased for levels 2 & 3
WARNING to those who want to maximize their amount of crates
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Whoever made this OP:
>>173251514

please neck yourself.

Not only is your picture shit, the "2.0 edition" title had been done, and most importantly:

YOU FUCKING LEFT OUT THE PREVIOUS THREAD LINK. WE HAVE GONE YEARS WITH CONNECTING THREADS AND 1 FUCK HEAD TURNS IT ALL TO SHIT
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>>173802332
He still has an S tier kit.

see>>173802924

>>173802875
>>173803024
oh
god
what

>tfw too stupid and lazy to keep up with all the changes
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>>173803020
>>173803101
1600 SHARDS
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who here /fuckthemeta/?

Why don't you just play heroes that you really enjoy?
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>>173802875

Beta, likely going to change. Some dev posted on reddit recently saying they'd be playing around with rarities and droprates but nothing is set in stone.
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>raised costs on re-rolling epics
lol still thankful for the gold sink "reward" now retards?
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Holy fuck, Li Li shitters BTFO:

OP's pic got deleted.
HAHAHAHAHAH
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>>173803245
Yes, likely to change, but likely to change back? Don't think so.
>>173803275
This is what the cucks wanted. This is what the jews gave.
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>>173803240
I do, though.

If only talents offered a bit more flexibility. Sucks knowing what you're in for just looking at the draft.

>>173803334
>op deleted
what
why tho
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>>173803334
I wonder why honestly? It clearly wasn't the worst out there in the /vg/ catalog.
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>>173803334
mods confirmed assassin mains who get assfucked by Jug of 1000 Cucks
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>>173803240
I've only been playing my level 20 heroes, and none of the three are "the meta". Johanna used to be, but now she's deleted by mages. Butcher has been niche from the start but I am driven to dive and go berserk nevertheless. And Lt. Morales is just not on the level of Lucio and Malf but parasite medic is my favorite place to be.
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>>173803334
its doesn't matter
this fucking nigger evades all bans

>>173803418
>>173803453
because lili posters should be gassed and based mods know that
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>>173803334

>Li Li shitters BTFO

what a great day.
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>>173803240

The meta is not set in stone, but if you want to fuck the meta you really need to have familiarity with counters and stuff. Last picking Gaz in Infernal Shrines when the enemy team has no divers and your team has better sustain can be tons of fun.
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Both our generals are dead, your guys' game is alive though, can we from /soadag/ stay here for a while?
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>>173803597
literally who
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>>173803597
What the FUCK is your game?
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>>173803597
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>>173802192
be glad blizzard haven't decided to pull overwatch again
>NO YOU CAN'T PLAY THE BETA OW COZ YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU WERENT INVITED INTO INTO OUR SUPER SPECIAL CLUB XDDD
here everyone can play
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>>173801701
the current meta people play has been pretty stuck for like 6 months solid now aside from lucio and a few more minor things.
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>>173803597
Why would you even ask, what does your game have to do with us
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>>173803597

No, go away.
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>>173803640
exactly

>>173803649
>is
was
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>>173802924
>>sustain

So I'm not a scrub for picking that talent that makes his AA heal himself?
It felt like a crutch but the others didn't sound as useful.
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>>173803597
What is this game?
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Daily reminder:

This is game is a fucking joke until the following are added to the game:

>Kel'Thuzad
>Maiev
>Lady Vashj
>Akama
>Velen
>Lei Shen
>Mekkatorque
>Hogger

>Stukov
>Tosh
>Fenix
>Ulrezaj
>Rohana
>Vorazun
>Selendis
>Mengsk

>Malthael
>Aidan
>Baal
>Malphisto
>Cydaea
>D1 Wizard
>D2 Druid
>D2 Assassin
>Deckard Cain

>Rock n Roll Racer
>Blackthorne
>Tomator
>Fang
>Scorch

>Reinhardrt
>Zenyatta
>D.Va
>Torbjorn
>Hanzo
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>>173803859
go fuck yourself
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>>173799910
>>173801687

Post lewd Tyrandes.
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>>173803859
>Kel'Thuzad
Ah this is looking like a good list
>Maie-
DROPPED DROPPED DROPPED DROPPED BTFO BTFO BTFO
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>>173803718
Both are dead, to different degrees. I don't have anywhere to go also
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>>173792341
>>173792469
tell me about li li. why does she wear the mask?
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>>173803960
HotS is not dead (just convulsing as we wait for 2.0) and for your impunity I personally banish you.
By the light be damned, heretic.
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>>173803831
I was a moba i played sometime ago. The game is dead now, but i felt like playing something like it. HotS seems kinda similar, so i decided to come here and shitpost for a while while i download the game.
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>>173803960
Hots isn't even close to dead fgt
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>>173803597
Blizzard always wins, come to the hero brawler of modern times.
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>>173802771
Yes. I feel that the whole "this is what is meta right now" has infected the player base as a whole.

You can be in gold plated bronze and if anyone picks anything slightly unusual, then people act like holy shit, learn the rule of the game!

When 90% of what is meta is based on a coordinated team with microphones.

Granted I also feel that awhile ago, hard CC was king. Now I feel that mobility and healing is king, which to me makes for these really long drawn on non-committal team fights where anyone who can't keep up with the likes of Lucio/Ming, basically feels like trying to club a squirrel with a sack of nerf footballs, and the squirrel can also teleport.

A lot of older heroes need big reworks to keep up with how the game keeps shifting towrds mobility, escapes and more mobility.

I used to love stitches, now there is virtually no reward for hooking people who are not Jaina or Kael, but only if Medivh doesn't exist.
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>>173804145
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>>173804363
I hate li li fags so much
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TIMELINE IS UNLOCKED
let's check that shit out
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>>173803334

>eyebrows on the left

what the FUCK happened there
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>>173804569
Annnnd ITS SHIT. IT'S SHIT! Nothing to see here. Next week's update better be good.
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Currently downloading HotS, Played a lot of this Skalla, who has a pull and can one to zero people?
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>>173803960
As much as i pity your dead game, we are third biggest MOBA you dumb kek. Maybe raid sc2 general, they are wouldn`t even notice.
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>>173804710
Roadhog.
He's in a different MOBA though, closest equivalent in HotS is not that strong.
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>>173804710
Stitches has a hook but nobody instagibs, this is a balanced game.
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>>173804710
Kerrigan
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>>173804710

Hmm.... Sonya prolly fits what you're looking for.

Or Butcher
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>>173804728
I thought you were the 4th, isn't Smite bigger?
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>>173804710
I dunno if this game is that unbalanced.
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>>173804557
we all do, anon...
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>>173804809
Those Kerrigan cheerleader animations are too cute.
I wish she was actually good though.
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>fighting games general has lewd af pussy and tit shots in the OP for years
>post li li in a school girl uniform
>deleted

laffin at the fuckin mods man jaha what a JOKE
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>>173804710
>>173804809
This.

Kerrigan can pull + 100 to 0 someone with her combo and the right talents.
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>>173804807
I think i remember him, he was the guy who was censored by China. Looking his kit up.
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>>173805029
It really depends if you want to play an assassin or warrior.
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>increased the cost of rerolls
>made more items legendary
Well, then.

>>173804710
>a pull
Stitches, but he's really quite terribly without follow-up from teammates.

Kerrigan and Alarak both have a push/pull, but not quite a hook. Also high burst.

>one to zero
Kael'thas, Jaina, Valeera(?), Chromie. Honorable mention to lategame Butcher.

I haven't checked Zera/Nova damage recently.
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>>173804962
She can only really 100-0 the squisher mages, it's more like 100-20 on sturdier assassins and 100-50 on tanks at best.
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>>173804835
Nah, surpassed them long ago.

>>173805029
He used to be stronger, his slam(w) would be an aoe stun. But they nerfed him, still fun to play against mages without escapes.
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>>173804836
She pulled with the ult (you threw a skillshot and you could press it again to pull them back to you), if you pulled them under tower and placed a trap under them they were pretty dead. The cooldown of her ult was long and she was kinda squishy though.
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>>173804569
>>173804692
Does nobody care about this suddenly?

http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/timeline/
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Is greymane still trash?
Did the ult change help or is it still better to pick GftT
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>>173805137
Zera's gone down a few rungs and can't really instant-kill anyone. He can skirmish a bit but his frailty makes him a generally rough choice.
Nova's even worse because she's basically the same but can't waveclear.
Valeera works better than both, bringing CC and better durability with her ambush rape strategy, along with no mana reliance.
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>>173805137
>When you remember that stitches slam, a small aoe cone with no standard debuffs, does less damage than one of his auto attacks, which also do no damage.

>Stitches trait
>93 damage... over 3 seconds
>31 damage a second

Why?
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>>173805285
Is not interesting at all.

>>173805331
No he is high priority now.
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>>173805406
It's only interesting because people looking forward to it got btfo.
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>>173804836
Yea, not the most balanced but it was still pretty fun. She pulled with the ult (you threw a skillshot and you could press it again to pull them back to you) and if you pulled them under tower and placed a trap under them they were basically dead. The cooldown of her ult was long and she was kinda squishy though. She also could apply bleeding.
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>>173805285
I've been playing since the first beta invites were sent out, none of this shit is new to me.
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>>173803859
>Hogger
no
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>>173805331
His damage is currently fair, but as far as ults go, GftT is usually the better choice unless you're fighting Cho'gall, Diablo, or Azmodan. He's definitely in the viable region.
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>>173805482
why not?
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>>173805094
He seems pretty fun, i don't really get how the talents work though. Do you upgrade your abilities through out the match?
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>>173805575
>>173805406
Thanks.

Is he still a must in battlefield of eternity?
Does he need different talents now or just the usual?
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>There's still no good wave-clear warriors

feels bad
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>>173805613
I've had it with the memes. Next you're gonna tell me you want Leeroy Jenkins and Gamon.
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>>173805285
dear god, tell me this is not it... i don't care about shit that happened i want new info
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>>173805763
He is still good in boe.
Most talents people pick are bottle related.
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>>173805476
>>173805824
Same. And to think that's the only thing we'll be getting this week.

Genji and the new map on the PTR next tuesday if I'm not mistaken.
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>>173805787
Hogger is far more deserving than Jenkins or Gamon.

Besides, he's the only """meme""" character on that list.

On that note, Cow King when?
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>>173805082
why dont you just kill yourself
please do us all a favor
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>>173805787
>I don't want meme heroes in my meme moba
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>>173805742
As you play, you gain collectively experience by killing minions, enemy heroes and destroying buildings.
Starting on the first level and every three levels you can choose one of three or four talents.
They vary from modifying your abilities to giving you new ones, like cleanse for supports.
There are even quest talents that allow you to scale into late game.

Practically it is a replacement for items, although in practice it isn't as diverse.
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>>173805476
>>173805824
>>173805864
If anything it gives some insight into how Blizzard visualizes releases. Can help with some prediction potential for the future.
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>>173805742
>>173805458
Cassia has a pull ult. Definitely try her out in the try mode.

Talents are like ability upgrade points you get every third team level.
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Kerrigan seems great, she has CC, damage, pulls and has that ult with the AoE DoT, i'll check her out later.
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>>173805285
OMG HYPE
(not really)
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>>173806084
http://www.heroesfire.com/
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>>173805984
>Practically it is a replacement for items, although in practice it isn't as diverse.
It isn't as diverse for individual heroes, but when you remember that every hero has their own personal talent tree vs. one-shop-fits-all?
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>>173804835

We recently overcame Smite in playerbase.

>>173805984

>isn't as diverse

Laffin
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>>173805984
I'd argue it adds more diversity than items do.

In Dota, Smite, HoN, and LoL, items builds are always static.
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>>173805285
Because it's nothing.
At least if you've been playing for a while.

>>173806254
The talent system leads to fewer close/even matches than an item system in which you're able to itemize accordingly. The former just isn't as flexible post-draft.
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>>173806390
>The talent system leads to fewer close/even matches than an item system in which you're able to itemize accordingly
By taking your BiS sure, totally "diverse"
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>>173806532
It just means drafting is more important, for better or worse. Especially after they further pushed tanks into their niches.
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>>173805285
But... It doesn't make sense! Clearly it said they would be releasing details about the timeline, not the timeline itself. How could this be?
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>>173805959
Got a problem with that?
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>>173806825
GENJI CONFIRMED FOR LIVE SERVER RELEASE NEXT TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>hots 2.0

what
why
are they actually changing anything or is this just an attempt to re-release
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>>173807225
Rewards system revamp adding loot crates for cosmetics.
Some people may grumble about poor quality veteran rewards but I'm just happy all the skins are gonna be available F2P.
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>>173807225
It's not even a re-release, it's just.. a thing they're calling that.
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>>173807225
Re-release in the sense that they're revamping the incentives to consistently play the game. I hope you like microsoft points and free floating real money. I hope you like hearthstone dust. I hope you like overwatch loot boxes.
So far they haven't done much different in the form of advertizing the game. Could be different as the next couple weeks go by.
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I know this question exposes me as a massive fucking scrub, but how the fuck do you deal with Sgt. Hammer?
No matter who I'm playing, if she parks herself in Siege Mode, I am dead before I manage to kill her.
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So 2.0 wont be for another month at least. Cool.
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>>173807380
Dive, usually, although it can be difficult to coordinate.
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>>173794047
How are they delaying? We are still getting new heroes every 3 weeks
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>>173807225

The original release of this game 2 years ago was dog ass. The game is a different world than it was back then, 2.0 is just what they are calling the new progression system and further improvements to the game that will come (clans, voice chat, etc).
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>>173805285
So Uther already had his rework back in 2015 then?
Why do people want another one?
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>>173807380
Depends on character, of course.
Tanks should just ignore her for the most part, and walk away if she's too much of a problem. Mostly they should just pretend to be a threat and let someone else deal with it.
Anyone with skillshots should laugh as she has sacrificed her ability to dodge and therefore selected death. This goes 10x for Chromie, who just deletes Hammer from existence.
Dive heroes have a complicated relationship with Hammer, as the desire to leap upon her is strong, but she will just W you away, shoot a couple times, and then Z in the other direction. But even so, usually it's better to just go in.

In general, realize Hammer is made of glass and wearing you down as you hem and haw back and forth in her firing zone costs you more than anything else.
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>>173807602
Uther got a massive nerf actually, he lost his ability to cast EVERY spell while dead, even the ultimates, he lost his level 20 screenwide 2 second stun... It was amazing.
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>>173807513

24th is two weeks away m8
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how much does rerolling epics cost now?
i only have about 50k gold saved up
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What did they change on the beta? Is there a list of changes anywhere I can read?
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>>173807739
>they're giving veterans 55 epic crates
>they cost 1K, 2K and 3K to reroll
cucked again!
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>4 levels behind
>team constantly engages in TFs over trivial shit
>mfw
why
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>>173807707
This is Blizzard we're talking about.
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>>173807882
>1000, 2000 and 3000
>up from 250, 500 and 750
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>>173807882
fucking kikes
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>>173807706
Back in the golden days when there was no cleanse and li li's hustle was 200% instead of 150%.
Lolbabies and their cries about stuns butchered this game.
>>173807923
Usually it's because people get stuck in the mentality of comeback mechanics from other games. That shit doesn't pay off as much here.
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>go on US hots site
>click the "Learn more" button for the 2.0
>leads me to the EU site and everything was in Russian
What the fuck?
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>>173808047
>Tyrandes 1.5s stun is now a .75 stun with 7% bigger radius
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>>173808059

Stop using russian vpns comrade
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>give veterans a bunch of epic chests
>then do this change
>The gold cost to re-roll Epic Loot Chests has been increased to better capture the value of those chests.
Fucking jews
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>>173805381
Reminds me of diablo skills
>curses the target for 3100 over 10 seconds
>i.e. 310% damage per second
>meanwhile a normal skill deals 180% damage and you auto-attack 3 times per second.
I mean what's the point, who would design such a dumb shit?
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>>173807557
>>173807672
Thanks friends, that's very good advice.
Now that you mention it, I don't think I've fought her as Chromie. You're right, she should be able to slap her shit something fierce.
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>>173808059
those russian hackers are at it again
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>>173808243
russians should fucking tell us what was Genji's skillset at the meeting!
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>reduced exp required for level 2 and 3
Lets hope it's less than 200k reduced total
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>>173808506
>>173808607
MORE CROPPED PANDA PORN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqB3KeiBLuw

Post Warcraft / Blizzard kino
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>>173808779
The mods think it's not nice, so I guess not then. Too bad there isn't much to discuss this week.
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>>173808814
I kinda miss Illidan's old voice, but I love Liam so I'm not too beat up about it.
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Archimonde when?
https://youtu.be/I3BxvHhz4XQ
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so which mounts did everyone bother to get from the lunar event earlier this year?
personally i don't care for the golden rooster.
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Not even a lili fag, but goddammit mods, was it necessary to remove OP picture? It wasn't even that lewd, and finding thread visually is now much harder.
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>>173809974
Yeah, especially when comparing to other threads out there. I know you're still out there watching.
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>>173809902
I liked the tiger mount
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>>173809974
Which picture was it?

>>173809902
Just the free event one.
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>>173807882
>>173807989

Where did they say this?
I did think the original cost of re-rolling was very generous but fuck, that's a big fucking increase.
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>>173809974
All it takes is one assmad anon who thinks this general is worth saving reporting a post to get it taken down. Hiroyuki doesn't want that userbase sinking.
>>173810082
White Li Li master race/skin plus white tiger is the only choice unless you're rolling with default li li red.
>>173810372
I also wanna see some sauce.
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>>173808814
I really wanted an Illidari faction.
So fucking poetic.

>Blood Elves: Corrupted mana addicted High Elves
>Naga: Corrupted Water Dwelling magic addicted Night Elves
>Satyr: Corrupted Fel addicted Night Elves
>Broken: Mutated Fel Draenei
>Fel Orc: Mutated Fel Orcs

feels bad man
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>>173810372
You can play the PTR right now.
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>>173810372
Yeah, I thought it was pretty generous. Figured they'd eventually increase it by 50-100%.

>>173810354
lol
why
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>>173805285
I expected nothing and am still disappointed.
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>>173807882
Yeah I found out the hard way.
>tfw 400 gold
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>>173810354
My post got deleted as well
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>>173810354
This didn't really seem lewd enough to delete.
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>>173804626
I don't know what you mean
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>>173811337
>>173811387
They're trolling us at this point. I desire more.
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>>173811387
>>173811337
It's happening in other generals, too.

>>173810965
>1000 gold
Ack.
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will there be any rewards in the live game for playing the 2.0 beta? like a portrait or something?
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>>173811790
entitled much!?
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>>173811790
Not that we know of. Go play a few games anyway and open a crate or five for fun.
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>>173811790
There are never any rewards for PTR. The reward for playing on PTR is playing on PTR.
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>>173811790
>being rewarded just for browsing the shop

good joke anon
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>limit beta access
>wahh #nobetaclub
>they let everybody in
>so do we get rewards for testing
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>>173811862
>>173812027
>people rewarded for playing alpha and beta
>thinks someone is stupid for wondering if you are rewarded for testing out the first major patch
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>>173812837
I guess blizzard has a history of never rewarding any public test realm players, only the invite-only ones.
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Oh boy, I can't wait for 18th of April to get some details on 2.0!
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>>173792341
Because of this 150K less exp required, I've now lost the heroic crate from 3 more heroes. Fuck!
>b-but you can get another one at a later point
Yes, after gathering literally 10.85M exp for each of the heroes.
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>>173810456
>>173810372
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20696570/heroes-20-open-beta-hotfix-notes-april-12-2017-4-12-2017
>The gold cost to re-roll Epic Loot Chests has been increased to better capture the value of those chests.
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>>173813320
Who gives a shit?
You faggots make it sound like this means some items will be impossible to get. That's not the case.
>>
So, did anyone make an updated XP conversion spreadsheet after the hotfix?
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>>173806382
Not necessarily. For example tanks in LoL can be anti physical damage or anti ability power. In hots if you don't pick the correct hero from draft you start the game at a disadvantage.
Remember Johanna's spell shield? It was removed for the sake of "specialised" tanks.
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>>173813484
I know dude, it's not like i'm quitting the game on the spot over this. I just want to make it seem like I'm fighting against the jew and not just sucking their cocks like some people.
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>>173813531

Power in the draft is fine. At low ranks is where these changes have any impact because good players know how to draft.
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>>173807882
Is it possible to open an epic chest and get at best a rare item? If so, then I see the problem. If however each epic chest guarantees one epic item I'm ok with it.
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>>173806382
>item builds in League are always static
>always

But that's fucking wrong, kiddo.
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Why is valla so shitty and when will they fix her
When will they nerf Butcher?
Why release probius as a shittier Gazz?
Why give the rock cow a smaller hp than some assassins?
Why is Tyronael trait so shitty?
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>>173813708
>Rock Paper Scissors draft is fine
No it's not Anon. The game shouldn't be half decided before it starts.
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>>173813726

Epic chests have an epic no matter what outcome.
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>>173812837
Welcome to the modern industry of gaming. Where betas are considered full releases and the only thing normie playerbases care about is the next shiny cosmetic. Gameplay will forever now be on the backburner and no innovations will ever be made.
Like it or not, nuBliz is here forever. Now go buy a skin fucker.
>>173813387
Thanks.
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>>173813818
Why are you bronze and when are you going to git gud?
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>>173813708
No, it isn't.

>one team picks Kael and Jaina
>the other team picks Anub'arak

The first team loses. And dodging isn't an option in this game if you're even remotely interested in climbing.
Not a good thing.
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>>173813818

Bronze, the post.

Holy shit this general haha.
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>>173813929
I just realized I really want some HS characters as heroes in HotS.
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>>173813818
Holy shit anon, that's either the FINEST parody post in /hotsg/ for a good month, or even I've never been this deep in bronze. Either way, an amazing post.
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>>173813818
Now this is quality.
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>>173814060
"Alright team, we're gonna need to gather on these points together or else we'll get picked off one on one."
>"Oh an empty lane!"
"That's not empty, Nova was just there. You'll get ganked."
>"Oh a free nuke on the other side of the map!"
"Wait come back and help us win this teamfight first!"
Elise the Babysitter when?
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>>173813993

If you pick two mages and didn't first ban off your hard counter then you are shit and deserve to lose.
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>>173813929
I want one of the explosive throwing goblins or whatever.

Anything with explosives. Or the rifle dwarfs.
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>>173814060
They listed both Dr. Boom and the Innkeeper as heroes they want to incorporate at some point at the Blizzcon before last.
Of course, of them, so far we only have Varian and two of the Diablo II heroes.
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>try HL for the first time this season
>tfw I actually can't get out of Bronze

I have about 400 games played in HotS. When do I stop sucking at it? I thought I was at least half-decent.
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>>173814370
Why are there more horde races there?

The only alliance child in the picture is a night elf with eye shadow, hell there isn't a single kid who has less than 1 foot of ear length in this picture.

Why is blizzard racist against the round eared races
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>>173814481
>>173814060
Wrong quote.
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>>173813993
That's why you don't pick the same kind of damage before the draft ends.
Still the problem persists, hero balance is skewed and you see the same heroes in almost every game.
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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!
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>>173814578

It takes 1000 games to learn mechanical skills, then another 1000 to understand the macrogame.

This is of course implying that you aren't spamming shit heroes or mains and actively make efforts to improve your play.
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>>173814607
I would've thought it was just a Kalimdor thing, but nope. There's a blood elf too.
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>>173814086
>>173814309
Thank you I really tried my best. I'll post more when I think of more one liners.
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>>173814549
>two Diablo II heroes

lmao poor xul fuck it kills me
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chromie is so fucking frustrating to play, her skillshots are fucking impossible to land without using her ult
so pretty much 90% of her hits are pure luck based, this is incredibly tedious
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>>173814938
That's why the mana costs are low and the ranges are high, I guess. You gotta predict your teams cc on top of their movement, otherwise it's all luck.
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>>173814938
You're supposed to shoot at where they're going to be, not where they are. She's a time dragon. She's shooting at their future.
Step up your prediction game.
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>>173814938
You can do it anon! Just keep practicing. It helps to realize how players will try to counteract your predictions. It's a game about countering mindgames in the late game.
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>>173814938
She's frustrating at first, before you learn her timing and get better at skillshots.

It's so satisfying to land them, though. Even her E feels good when someone triggers it. Probably my favorite assassin.

>pretty much 90% of her hits are pure luck based
Why do bad players always think being good is about luck?
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>>173805772
Artanis with Q damage talent
Arthas
Chen
DEHAKA
Johanna (kinda)
Leoric
Rexxar
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>>173814684
>>173814426
it's almost like
there are five people
that can pick whatever they want
and playing a game that was decided in draft isn't fun

>>173814578
Share a replay, or something. Knowing your Hero pool would also help.

Unless you weren't interested in that sort of thing.


>>173814938
>spell finally connects
>Valla is dead for 64 seconds
g
g
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>>173815192
>dead
not if you take the mobious loop which will anyone who isn't bronze do 100% of the time
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>>173814938

You have to play Chromie either against literal retards or with teammates with CC. If you want a true skillshot mage play the buttslut chink.
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>>173815139
Luck is a skill.
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>>173814938
R + W + Q is Chromie's keyboard shortcut for deleting people from the game.
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>>173815192

Team game. If you don't powow or show picks or anything in the pick screen then you're doomed anyway. Certain strategies don't work, and games don't last 60 minutes. Show your picks, be flexible, and try to make the best with the tools available to you.

You will roughly lose half of your games regardless of skill level, so don't get caught up about losing. The important thing is what did you learn, and how can you apply that knowledge to your future matches.

This game is not dota or league, not everything works. You can mangle together a shit team with no synergy or counters or strengths and expect to do well regardless of how your team plays. The whole team has to be on board and if not, then the draft isn't the reason you lost.
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>>173815668

Can't mangle**

Important distinction. Auto spell doesn't work on mobile.
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>>173815668
Yeah, I know.

>This game is not dota or league, not everything works.
Right up there with the reconnect system.

Still bitter about the dodge penalty.
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Did they change HotS 2.0 so if I play before the patch I don't get fucked on boxes?

Because from what I remember people were saying there was no reason to play since there was a cap on boxes or something.
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>>173816906
You should definitely try to get above the nearest 100 in total level now.
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>>173816906

If you aren't high level you miss legendary and epic boxes.

If you aren't low level you miss pleb boxes.

Doesn't matter at all, box gain speed is fast. People overreacting made Blizz just make veteran account level valuable. Nothing changed.
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Gamon in HotS when?
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>you bought probius
mistakes were made
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>>173817373

I like him
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>>173817331
>male tauren brandishing an axe
0% chance with ETC in the game
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evens: get chen
odds: get johanna
0: play league instead
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>>173817491
I thought he was like gazlowe.
oh boy was I wrong.
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>>173817331

Possible ETC skin, don't hold your breath.
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>>173817331
>tfw I want Garrosh and Anduin to be added only to have a complete Hearthstone hero roster playable
I guess Tyrande counts as the Priest, and there's the Magni Muradin skin...
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>>173817331
Only if we get Critho added to the game as well if we really going full meme.
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>>173814370
I could see Elise be a carry type of hero that slowly buff everything around her. Like "Each hero gain +X to whatever where X is the amount of heroes in the radius."
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Life is an adventure!
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>>173817596
Get Johanna anyway you faggot.

Here's your odds.

>>173817514
>Garrosh
>Tauren
I... what?
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>>173817331
It'll be an ETC skin/tint.

>>173817597
>look it's a combo mage
>with a random gazlowe turret skill
>something something pylon meme

What could have been, eh.
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>>173817789
He is a tauren in the lore.
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>>173817373
Nor Probius and neither Cassian seem good to me so I passed. With the upcoming changes on the acquisition of master skins I'll be hoarding even more gold.
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>>173817331
>>173817789
Disregard this post, I can't read on this screen.

If they ever add another meme hero, it's going to be Milhouse.
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>>173817789
>>Garrosh
>>Tauren
>I... what?

>>173817331
>gamon

gamon =/= garrosh anon
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>>173814898
Druid and Assassin are the most likely. Assassin would be Trap based, which could be cool.
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>>173817789
The post he was quoting said gamon not garrosh
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>>173817789

He said Gamon not Garrosh.
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>>173817373
He's great.

>>173817597
He deals in area denial like Gazlowe, except he's better at it and poses more of a threat. Turret builds are garbage most of hte time, lazor build is the most reliable build Gazlowe has, and Probius is like if they were to have taken Gazlowe and made his lazer the primary focus of his kit.
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>>173817917

>If they ever add another meme hero
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>>173808814
there isnt a better cinematic
feel free to try to prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck
i didnt even play wotlk
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>>173818246
>there isnt a better cinematic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jon4GV1u3uM
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>>173818341
Okay that got a legitimate laugh out of me
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>echoed corruption with ruinous affliction hitting all 6 on the core

bye bye core :-)
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>>173818341
>Legion made me miss mop
>Legion made me miss wod

>>173818786
map blacklist/veto when
>>
quit playing awhile back

is the game more or less ded since alarak came out?
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>>173818786
delet this
Switch BoE and Infernal Shrines
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>>173818892

Less
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>>173818907
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>>173818889
>Legion made me miss wod
hell no what were you even doing in wod aside from logging into your alts to collect garrison money?
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>>173819007
did leoric ever get unnerfed? he was the only reason i played
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>>173818341
No joke though. The Pandaria cinematic dispelled most worries about that expansion being a furfag mess of kung fu panda bullshit.
Technically Li Li was hanging out with Chen during the timeline of that cinematic so she was probably chilling back in the mists learning why Warcraft 2 Tides of Darkness was a good game.
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>>173819280
Carries, casual PvP and gold.

>>173819381
Relatively minor buffs, as I recall. Still seems to be a niche pick against beefy frontline comps.
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>>173819280
Both were bad but with the shit legion does makes wod look good.
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is the double heal on li li worth the extra cooldown, or should I stick with the other talents at 16
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>>173816906
if you just avoid the current low levels (like <9) as much as possible you're fine since it's flat. maybe if you really want a hero chest for someone maybe check into that but you can get what you want with shards in time anyway.

someone new with all <5 should just chill though. it's even more front loaded then before with fast chests with heroes and gems every 25 of those easy low levels.
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>>173818889
>Legion made me miss wod
Even if they just deleted their servers instead of releasing Legion, I wouldn't miss WoD. Come on now.
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>>173819734
pretty much this
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>>173819571
This post makes me wish herbal cleansing was changed instead of being removed.
Anyway, Two for One is super duper awesome once you hit level 20. No one on your team will die in a teamfight if you manage to position yourself carefully inside of small damage areas like tass's storm n' such. Ignore serpent sidekick unless you spec'd into cloud serpent the whole game which is bad in my opinion. Take the survivability options if you're having problems staying alive but be aware that your super late game past 20 minutes is gonna be significantly less healing. But some healing is better than no healing from a dead cute panda.
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>>173819734
>Garrison questline
>Artifact knowledge, traits, points and whatever
>PvP talents
>legos

Maybe it's just because I play too many characters.

also gifting when
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"Increased gold cost of rerolling to better reflect their value." my fucking ass, it's a bunch of garbage fluff most of the time.
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>>173820640
theyre talking about the value in shards, it makes sense to cost more for the ones with better guaranteed rarities
>>
ded servs
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>>173821118
Fuck, I was about to WIN a game.
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Is it just me or did they change the playlist of the menu music?
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>>173821118
>>173821220
And no rejoin either
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>>173821118
>>173821220
>more server issues

Whew.

And to think I was considering playing this week.
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>>173821283
When?
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>>173821283
Yes, it's been updated with each hero release. Diablo 2 music was added with Xul and Cassia, WC3 music was added... I think with Rexxar and Samuro. Stuff like that.
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http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/timeline/

So you know that Hero Timeline thing we were waiting for?
It's literally that, just a recap of the time since Heroes launched....
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>>173821495
Within the past few weeks.

>>173821520
I mean when which songs are playing. I remember it being a linear playlist and now it feels like it is set to random which is nice.
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>still have 800 Starlight Roses to sell
>prices have crashed

fuck
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>lets look at reddit which announcers are the most popular
>turn them into legendary items
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>>173821635
So you waited for flying to sell your starlight roses?

lel
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>>173821602
Oh it feels like you can listen through the whole soundtrack if you wait long enough, it's most certainly not randomized if you just wait. Playing a game makes it a bit more random it seems.
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h
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>>173821749
Grom skin
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delete this fucking piece of shit hero from the game i'm so god damn sick and tired of south american shitskin fuckers playing this trash tier garbage hero she is fucking cancer and appeals to literal retards just fucking play valeera instead
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>>173821671
who in the name of god plays with the sound on
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>>173821904
Non-subhumans.
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>>173821526
I don't know what any of you guys expected, retrospectives are something everyone does. I called it like two threads ago.
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How would a Reinhardt hero work, /hotsg/?

I'm especially interested in your ideas for his other heroic.
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>>173821891
thats why they pay me the big bucks :^)
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>>173821904
>playing with the screen turned on

bronzie out
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>>173822095
>he still plays with the game running
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>>173821957
It'd be an interesting hero to see come to life in this game.

R2: Spawn a bubble at a location that deflects all enemy ranged attacks and skillshots coming from the outside, and enemies within it take increased damage.
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>>173821957
There's a hero with a directional shield in LoL, right? I guess the fundamental design can fit in a MOBA.
As for an ult..
"Come Out and Face Me!" - Large AoE 1 second Taunt. As it replaces his major CC Earthshatter, it draws all fire on Reinhardt in a wide zone (think about the size of Malfurion's Twilight Dream). Especially good for yanking supports out of position. 50s cooldown.
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>>173821891
>tfw playing the better nova aka valeera
>80% win ratio
>about to hit level 11 so will have to stop soon
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>>173821891
Nova, Gazlowe, Stitches, Leoric, Kerrigan, Uther, Li Li, Xul.

They all need huge talent reworks or an overhaul of some kind, but they just won't fucking do it. They'd rather work on fucking converting over to a mobile app game shop so they can get at your wallet with their american version of a gacha system.
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>>173821891
We have this problem with fucking Russians on EU servers. Terrible players, frequent Nova pickers (worst XP contribution is a given), absolutely unable to communicate in regular human speech, always dying and cursing in moonrunes.

Boris, go back to CSGO pls.
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>>173823342
>Nova, Gazlowe, Stitches,
These guys do need love.
>Leoric, Uther
Has been stated to be in the pipe regularly.
>Kerrigan
She's a one trick pony but it's a good trick. I guess she could use the rework if that's too stale.
>Li Li, Xul.
These ones are fine. What's your issue?
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>>173823580

Li Li needs more impact in her kit.

She's super weak compared to other supports.
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Haven't played since week Cho'Gall was released. Figure why not come back.
>Gaz not bottom tier
Cool!
>Butcher, Zag, Uther bottom
...What the fuck happened?
>Diablo, ETC, Rehgar Top or near top
Ok... what the fuck did I miss?!
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>>173818786
I hope we get an Overwatch Map soon. Could be cool if they announced it with a new character and a bunch of skins like Roadhog skin for Sledge or Soldier Raynord
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>>173823970
Butcher win rate is high as fuck actually and he was bottom back then.
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>>173823970
>Butcher bottom
>ETC top
You've missed a lot, apparently, considering Butcher is topping the win rate charts and ETC is finding a new home at the bottom after his newest nerf.
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>>173824037
I'm just going by that tier list above.

Butcher still highest dps?
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>>173823970
>Butcher bottom
wrong
>ETC top
wrong
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>>173824037
Butcher is one of the most annoying guy
*hear faint running in the distance*
*dead*
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>>173823580
>Li Li, Kerrigan and Xul
Li Li in general needs her punch baseline, her utility and what she excels at, pales in comparison to what others bring to the table. Her talents could be made a bit less bland and could be used to help her in this regard, make some talents baseline, bring in new talents or something.

Kerrigan and Xul very much so need better talents. They're, to use your word because it's a good one, stale. Too many talents that are of little to no use, don't really -add- to their gameplay as talents should in my opinion, etc.
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>>173824170
Most of the people in charge of tier lists say he is shit and too easy to counter but at the same time they can't explain why his win rating is so high but I can, 90% of the player base are mongoloids.
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>>173824271
Li Li in general needs to have more punch baseline.*****

Holy fuck I stroked out and forgot entire words. Instead I said "Her".
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>>173824170
If the enemy for whatever reason is not moving away from the Butcher, and the Butcher has completed his meat quest, then by far his DPS is the highest and he will out-duel anyone in the entire game.
Shame his major counterplay is just walking away at a mild pace, but a good Butcher will tether you to his rape pole before you get a chance, anyway.
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>>173824228
>when some fresh meat tries to clear a minion wave without proper vision

What a rush.

>>173824497
Mhm. Something a lot of people also forget is that he's a melee creep with a stun until that axe is glowing.
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>>173824362
How would you explain Samuro being pretty terrible but with a high win rate?
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>>173824497
>counterplay is just walking away at a mild pace
He's always been this way.

>>173824037
>>173824146
>>173824175
>>173824362
Good to hear! I know Gazlowe isn't going to be top tier ever, but he's my blow off steam character anyway. Butcher has always been the character i'm best with.

How's Leoric these days?
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>>173824716
>How's Leoric these days?
Pretty much untouched since launch. His kit's archaic at this point.
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>>173824716
Leoric is a poor mans Xul only taken to deal with heroes with high health because of his % based creepy hand
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>>173824714
Never dying could be considered an advantage.
On the flip side his clones do allow the opposing team to complete quests rather quickly.

>>173824170
Yeah, he's up there once he collects that 125 meat.
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>>173824846
Archaic as in well known so everyones used to playing against it, or archaic as its been left behind the power creep?

What happened to Zagara?
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>>173803859
>Kel'Thuzad
I pray for this day
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>>173825318
zagara was reworked into a good place
then nerfed
then powercreeped by ragnaros and some other shit.
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>>173803859
>not wanting Junkrat
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>Infernal shrines
>wierd as fuck game, we both kept going 5v5 in mid completely ignoring the other 2 lanes
>stomp them pretty hard after taking the first infernal
>ISP dies as we reach level 20
>Finally get back into the game 10 minutes later
>"You where dropped"
>Check match history
>They lost because of me dropping
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Speaking of Xul, Shackler should give him Spell Armor or allow him to negate spell damage done to him. This way he has an AA shield, Spellshield, and anti-tank shield.
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>>173823970


Notice the names of the tiers.

None of them say "bad do not play"

Everything is viable if you're good, not everything is optimal/pickable in every composition/map.
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>>173825437
>Q: Do you have plans for introducing Kel'Thuzad as a playable hero?
>A: We thought about it. The community interest is certainly there. Unfortunately, Kael'thas is already in the game, and we decided that having two heroes with such a similar name would be too confusing for the players.
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>>173825318
>Archaic as in well known so everyones used to playing against it
Yes. Everyone knows Leoric's game, the game with the Drain Hope name. Everyone knows what to do about him, how to engage and how not to.
Mostly, dodging his W.

>or archaic as its been left behind the power creep?
He's still pretty decent on the power rankings. He hits fairly hard, since he operates mostly off percentile damage. But his versatility is low, and his kill potential is mediocre.

More, he's archaic because all his good and bad talents have been worked out. You pretty much have to take Willing Vessel, Entomb, and Burning Rage, for example.
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KT better have mr.bigglesworth following him around
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>>173826318
Is this real?
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>>173826192
hmm. Does that mean there aren't any legitimately BAD heroes? Or simply that skill/teams matter that much? Doesn't this mean the game is relatively balanced compared to other mobas?

>>173826326
Ah, good to know. Thanks mate!
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>>173826496
Of course not. We have Li Li and Li-Ming, as well as Arthas and Artanis, and also Xul and Zul'jin.
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>>173822331
>he dosn't play while skiing in the alps
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>>173826646

All heroes have a niche in which the excel

The heroes toward the top of Grubby's tier list are heroes that are more "generalists", are adaptable, flexible, offer S tier kits, and fit into almost every comp or map.

Lower tier heroes that shine in very specific circumstances and do very well at specific things, or have mechanics that rely on teamplay moreso than other heroes.

Every is playable. Of course there are variations and tuning issues here and there, but no hero is truly a dead pick in this game. It's all about having the team/map synergy in the game you happen to be in.
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>>173826742
I wouldn't put it past them. They once stated how the taunt mechanic in Hearthstones was too confusing for some players.
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>>173826646
Eh, sort of.

There aren't a ton of outright bad Heroes, but there are often just better, safer picks.

Playing a particular Hero every single game isn't going to keep you down in Gold or Platinum, though.

Looking forward to shitting up games on my Butcher-only account in a few weeks
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>>173826646
>hmm. Does that mean there aren't any legitimately BAD heroes? Or simply that skill/teams matter that much? Doesn't this mean the game is relatively balanced compared to other mobas?
Currently, the lowest tiers belong to Medivh, Alarak, and Abathur, simply because they require incredible amounts of technical skill to perform on the same level as other heroes. They're not much worse, but their floor is placed where most character's ceilings are.
It wasn't too long ago that Cho'gall was sadly trapped at the bottom tier too, for having tremendous amounts of counters and little in the way of benefits. However, they got a retooling followed by a strong buff, and now the super mariogre bros are in a great spot.

ETC just got kicked from top tier to bottom, though, as they basically ripped out his trait, purged 20% of his HP, and gave him pretty effectively nothing in return. He's not unusable, but he is easily as bad as it gets.
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>>173826496
No, but they said that they MIGHT release him in the future (read next 3 years)
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>>173827086

They should have given ETC baseline armor and let his trait give additional armor for a short time.

That way he could soak shit up after casting a spell instead of losing his trait in a millisecond after casting something.

He can't even have a good uptime on his new trait because of his kit. Feels real bad.
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>>173826364
If anything, it would be his taunt
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>>173794472

how did the fucking OP image get deleted but not this shit

kys mods
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>>173818786
>Liking Towers of Doom
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>>173826364
>Level 20 talent, Mr. Bigglesworth
>Mr. Bigglesworth is a permanent controllable ward like Lunara's Wisp
>In the event Mr. Bigglesworth is killed, he leaves behind a very large field of necrotic decay and frost in that area until he is summoned again, all enemies hit by this field are revealed for the next 40 seconds and take 35% extra damage from Kel'Thuzad.
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>>173828246
>Naxx 2.0 for the first time
>somebody kills the cat

>>173828115
As far as gimmicky maps go I think it's one of their best.
>>
what heroes are priority bans in HL?
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>>173828862
Sylv/Rag
TLV if it's Warheads or Garden
Falstad if it's Dragon Shire
>>
>Get the golden nexus charger from a box
>Reminded that its on PTR

feels bad. hopefully they are making every promo mount available this way tho.

would actually put money into the game if this were the case
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>>173828862
For 1. Tass, Arthas, Dehaka and Falstad for 1. Maybe the occasional Sylvanas on some maps.
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>>173825437
>>173826496
My hopes and dreams are dead just like Kel'Thuzad.
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>>173826742
We also have a 70% cast of females that ends with an "a" sound
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>>173826742
I wonder what it would be liked if you mashed together all the heroes with similar names. What would Lili-ming play like?
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>>173818114
>he's great
Do explain because so far he seems pretty weak.
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>>173821891
Holy kek
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>>173821891
>pick nova on qm
>mvp in 4 out of 5 games
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>>173830964

I guess they mean he has an escape and decent quick burst unlike Gazlowe, which makes him more flexible. But if you actually "try" to play Probius as Gaz you're going to be sorely dissapointed.
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he guys, let's leave our li li to fight a full wave of zerg alone while we get merc camps! They totally won't be able to push all the way to core!
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>>173832546
You deserve it for playing lili
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>tfw you ultimate evolution someone and you're better at their hero than them
Feels lukewarm man
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>>173832789
That's me 90% of the time playing Abathur
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>>173832789
Some of that comes from the fact that you're playing a disposable puppet and can afford to go balls-out. Health or being in a bad position after securing a kill don't matter nearly as much.
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>>173833493

The puppet does give exp, .25, but still.
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>>173803418
>>173803453
I got warned on /v/ once for posting Li Li's hots picture with "Li Li is cute!" in a WoW thread once. mods think it's furry shit.
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Blizzard???
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>>173834103
>All that garbage in the Diablo track
If you have a waifu, I'm sure its a shit choice.
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>>173834467
You take that back, my waifu is not shit. SHE'S NOT SHIT!!
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>>173835297
I aint scared of shit on my dick.
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>>173834103
The only Diablo heroes anybody should actually want are D1 Warrior and Sorcerer, D2 Paladin, Druid, Assassin and Sorceress, Baal, Mephisto, Rakanishu and Cow King, and pretty much ONLY Imperius from D3, because nobody else was even noteworthy. Even Imperius is stretching a bit because the guy was supposed to be imposing and in charge and he did nothing but get walked all over.
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what a game
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>>173838265
My longest was about 45 minutes, when we were both unable to just kill off each other's core. It was frustrating as hell.

My team won in the end
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>enemy first pick anub
>"sweet"
>team mates pick ming, chromie and KT
>mfw
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>>173839023
Happens every time

t. Anub firstpicker
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>>173814749
You are doing god's work, anon
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>>173839023
>pick The Butcher early
>their answer is Li Li
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>>173839352
The interactions between her E and butcher's charge is interesting. The projectile can follow him and end up hitting after the unstoppable is over.
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>>173839352
>lili
Retards don't know about how hard Tyrael fucks Butcher in the ass but also goes great with Butcher so you should pick it away.
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>>173841062

>no more imposing will

tyrael a shit now against butch free kill
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>>173841687
>what is sanct
>what is smite coupled with slows
>what is holy ground
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>they changed the zerg emoji because of the BM fuck emoji usage

laffin omg
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>>173843378
Hm? Which one?
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>>173843458

:zerg:

Was changed from a close "o" shaped hand like in that image to an open one.
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>>173843573
How is that BM?
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>>173844891

Beats me

People would make point finger and O hand emojis to imply clam slammin' and make lewd emoji chains

SJWs win again
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>>173844891
don't people in this game consider basically everything BM
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>Varian
Woah! A talented point click stun is TOO much!

>Le Red Rogue
Out of the box targeted stun from unrevealable stealth? Checks out.
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So when are they adding Superman?
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>>173846087
Alongside Maiev, and when they actually give Gazlowe meaningful changes that make him "competitively viable" like they said they wanted.
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wait, is cocktail build viable now?
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Maiev when?
Xena skin for Maiev when?
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>>173847950
What rock are you living under
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>>173848217
Why do you want Maiev?
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>>173814749
Never forget
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>>173845051
the fact that you conflate those just further reinforces the fact that not only do people have no idea what they're talking about when they blame "SJWs" for everything but that you don't even understand what the SJW meme even refers to
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>>173848339
Honestly?
Mostly because I want to see the inevitable High Priestess Maiev skin.
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>>173845051
>people did something lewd in a game that kids play
>blizzard changes it
Wow, those fucking SJWs and their censorship, amirite? xDS
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>>173807962
Yeah, and I don't remember Blizzard missing announced dates for releasing shit. Maybe a day because the servers fuck up, two days if they're attacked. But a month?
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>>173849205
>rated teen for teens. age and a appropriate behavior may change when online. ask parental permission before playing.
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>>173848739
At least you're honest about your reasoning. I literally only want Blackthorne for a ranged warrior that isnt a weird 2character hero.
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>>173849205
If I had any say in the matter, it would be less for that, and more for the fact that people would use it for retarded meme bullshit. But then again if I had a say, we wouldn't be getting emoji in the first place.

I hate everything.
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>>173848293
I haven't played in months, came back to try 2.0
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so do we like Cassia?
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>>173850402
I like Grandmazon
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>>173850402
Kinda requires the enemies to be idiots and play with the electric beachball. Her damage is on the low side otherwise. Not useless, though.
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>>173850402
>we
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>>173813387
>gold is useless again
>bunch of shit is now legendary for no fucking reason

Is this you, Kotick ?
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when will blizzard give details/hint on next hero? next in development vid when? where the fuck are more genji leaks???

btw cassia has only one build and its E and lightning ball, really op dmg and u can win hero league easy with it.

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.
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if u could add non blizzard heroes to hots, who would u add?

me - buzz lightyear, spiderman, arnold schwarzenegger, shrek, crash bandicoot
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>>173850906
The 17th baby
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>>173851130
>No Varian
>No Cassia
>No Valeera
>No Ragnaros
>No Zul'jin
>No Samuro
>No Alarak
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>>173851236
hurr
durr
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>>173851130
kaelthas is the best guy
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2.0 when?
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gifting when
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>>173850402
She needs some damage buffs, and personally, I think she needs a longer baseline attack range.
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"the technology" when?
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>>173853443
It is not here yet
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>>173853443
>we'll never get an actual reconnect system
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Will they ever buff Samuro? Or are they too afraid of tiggering reddit's PTSD?
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>>173810460
And this is what mods are for. Make it, rock it, share it.

Go for it man! That sounds awesome!
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>>173854034
Samuro has a solid winrate and requires no buffs.
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>>173854068
His winrate is inflated because he's hard to punish for bronzies. His popularity drops to below 2% in masters, because he's shit currently
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How do I get good at SHALAMALAMALORE?
He's pretty fun and every now and then I manage to destroy people with good combos, but more often than not I have a hard time deciding who to engage, when to engage, what talents to pick and so on.
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Is it just me or does it felel like Cassia's only real build is a Q build? She doesn't have the sustain of any kind for a Fend build, her auto-attack range is so short, an auto-attack build is crap, her blind build is good in a defensive kind of way, but even then, AAers are crap compared to mages so she'll likely be playing against 2 Mages and 1 AA at any given time. Like I get they want her to be this "niche" sort of anti-AA assassin, but when there's no reason to stack up on AAers, that "niche" becomes moot. She just feels meh in everything she does, except with a Q build and only at 16 does it really pick up.
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guys I'm making tacos

but the real question is:

corn tortillas or flour tortillas?
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>>173854459
Can I have some? Unless it's fish tacos because fuck fish tacos.
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>>173854548
Nope, they are chicken / pork tacos.

All the meat is pressure cooked and marinated with spices and veggies and then pulled into thin strips.
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>>173854618
Use corn nigger.
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I have very soft room temperature corn tortillas on hand.

I have a few thinly hand pressed flour tortillas as well.

But which are best
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>>173854728
I fucking told you nigger.
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>>173854618
>>173854728
Not sharing with your fellow Anons
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>>173854758
The corn tortillas are pretty good.

Are you the anti fish guy? You can have a taco if you want. We have all kinds of toppings available:
lettuce, tomato, guacamole, sour cream, cheese, onion, pico, and cayenne
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>>173854836
I'm not him but I want a taco now.
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>>173854836
No I'm the anti fish guy and that other guy can't have none. This is about you and me Anon.
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>>173854820
Oh! No, you can have some! Any anon can have some :3
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>>173854986
That picture is hillariously bad.
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>>173854986
wait, I'm confused now; is there Draenei meat in those tacos? Is it from the draenei hero we never got?
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Who would win a 1 vs 1 between Muradin and Falstad?
Both at level 20
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>>173855573
How many of their infinitely scaling stacks do they have because in the purest of theoreticals, this is first to hit wins.
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>>173855134
Nope, only the most quality of ingredients
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>>173854034
Stealth assasins are perfect as they are. You actually need half a brain to be able to play them now.
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How can we BTFO Li Li furfags forever?
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>>173855918
Where /ck/ and /hotsg/ meets.
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>>173856084
By ignoring them and proving your not more of a massive faggot than you are?
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>>173856163
you're*
they are*
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>>173855918
motherfucker, he actually does have tacos
now I want one too
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>>173855918
What are you drinking to accompany those Anon?
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>>173856497
there are two bottles literally in the photo
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>>173856575
Anon, you don't really "drink" hot sauce.
I mean like, beer or something.
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>>173856575
so you're drinking 2 bottles of hot sauce huh
absolute madman
you fucking retard
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>>173856624
maybe you don't, pussy
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>>173856575
But that's hot sauce Anon.. you don't mean what i think you mean.
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How come when others play Alarak, whether on my team or the enemy, they are a dark templar of death, but when I play him I just hit people with wet noodles?
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>>173856624
>>173856497
I am currently drinking this cider
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>>173856914
I appreciate that you've taken this photo with one of those tacos
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>>173792341
What are tacos? t eurofag
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>>173857227
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>no timestamps while camwhoring
Doesn't even deserve a (You)
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>>173857323
that IS fully loaded
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>>173857323
You will never have Anon cook for you then go down on you and give you a blow jod while you eat and play hots.

Why Live
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>>173857587
I'm not gay
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>finally played against a team QM decided to fuck

It was nice not being on that team for once, but that win was unsatisfying as fuck.
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>>173857695
Not with that attitude you're not.
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>>173857695
>making and eating tacos
>not gay
psh yeah right, anon...
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So I jsut played a match where the enemy team had a Sonya and we iddn't get a Warrior OR Bruiser. I thought they had establidhed a 1:1 Bruiser role along with the role change. That's fucking pathetic. These devs really can't do anything right.
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>>173858541
if only they were fish tacos, you could say he's straight

but no, he got all defensive and showed us the big thick MEAT

anon's gay, no doubt
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>>173858605
They could have Tassadar/Tyrande/Medivh and no warrior, and you could have Zarya/Sonya/Varian and no support. They dun goofed.
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>>173857695
a/s/l
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>>173858541
>>173858739
Now I'm hungry and horny
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>>173858915
i'm sleepy, bored and horny
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>>173858987
Are you a boy
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>>173859067
he said he's horny doesn't that give you a clue?
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>>173859067
y-yes
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>>173859128
>>173859182
I'm just making sure I'm giving my boi pussy to the right one.
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>>173859217
are you a girl (male)?
if not thats okay too
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>>173859325
Y-yes and all these questions are making me undie tight and wet
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>>173858739
>fish tacos
>straight
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>>173859409
jesus i really need to get in control of myself.
im waaaay too thirsty.
that's not good if its so tight anon
better take your panties off....
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>>173859435
Straighter than meat tacos.

What the fuck is going on here on /hotsg/? Everyone's losing their minds over 2.0?
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>>173859325
>>173859409
>>173859563
reported
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>>173859613
Better than Li-Li posting atleast
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I want italian wedding soup.

Anyone here know what I mean
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>>173859732
Not even close.
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>>173859732
Disagreed.
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>>173859737
>those short little noodles effortlessly falling down your throat into your stomach

you don't even have to chew them
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>>173859613
everyone is bored to death
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If your chicken is gooey and smells like a fart what does that mean?
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>>173859869
I know right, it's just so friggin awesome

The best is when you have some bread to go with it, maybe dip it in the soup if you're feeling daring.
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Individual IPs are up by around 30 or so from the norm, thanks to 2.0 and all the new shit they've been putting out, and getting the word out there, trying to get people back, etc.

And I want it to go back to 70 individual IPs.
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>tacos
>2.0
>Lewd Anons talking dirty

Not bad
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>>173859067
>>173859217
>>173859325
fucking faggots
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Will they finally make him viable, /hotsg/
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>>173860169
you're just jealous
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>>173860210
Fuck I'm an idiot. I've failed you highlord
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>No Spectre Varian

why
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>tell teammates to not feed mid
>they keep feeding mid
>chasing artanis around non-stop while Nova and Valla just stand there AA'ing them
>can't do shit if I'm nearby because ADD teammates dance around on chokepoints bodyblocking each other all day which contributes to the feeding
>give up to soak a lane and give them a fighting chance
>Valla, Nova, and enemy Rag take turns chasing me around the map all day in pairs not participating in teamfights because I can outrun only one of them
>teammates still feeding 4v3 so plenty of time to bitch at me in chat all game
I swear every pub has become obsessed with fighting 5v5 mid at lv 1 more than usual since this past week and the feeding's been getting worse. I know it's just QM but sometimes, it's hard to not care. I know I'm not perfect yet, but it hurts to watch them do this to themselves over and over again thinking something will change while they ignore me when I tell them to stop diving the enemy if they're not going to even bother to look for the Nova. It sucks because I can't do shit to change the outcome in games like this except soak and pray.

Wish I could have done more.
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>>173860169
Hush Tyrande

>t. Malfurion
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>>173860435
stfu malfurion, you're just jealous that, unlike you, she can make a tree grow.

>t. Fandral Staghelm
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>>173860360
More hero damage as in not being outdamaged by ETC? Yeah...
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>>173860534
Didn't you die in a raid

>T. 10/25 Man Raid group
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>>173860169
tfw you're so desperate that you turn into a semen demon who's thirsty for traps
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Fuck the patch can't come soon enough. You faggots make me gay.
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>>173860923
Soon it'll be only 1 week away and we'll have PTR to play the new hero and map on.
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So I have 40,000g and missing a lot of heroes. Should I buy a few now or wait until 2.0?
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>>173860636
I keep forgetting Ragnaros has legs now.
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>>173861254
It makes no difference when you're buying them. I don't know where people get the idea that it does. Just buy them when you'd like to play them.
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>>173861254
I'd say at least buy all 2k, 4k, and 7k.
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>>173861394
I'd disagree with that, considering they'll be increasingly common to get from a random lootcrate, whilst 10K heroes would require a legendary drop.
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>They fixed the burning blade talent so it now properly applies to clones even if you don't take illusion master and they fixed it double dipping on the damage penalty.

Be nice if you mentioned this in the patch notes blizz so I wouldn't have to get my info from reddit

Nonetheless, pretty happy.
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So, how much am I gimping myself and my team if I pick Uther?
I really like playing Paladins, I just wish they had made him a bit stronger in this game.
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>>173860535
>can't get in range of Nova or Valla
>can't walk past a teammate bodyblocking the chokepoints they love to dance around in
>4 melees and a first time KT die to firing squad
That 10k damage was purely Meteor from early game because I never could get close when I tried to be a team player. The only way it would've been higher is if I dove the enemy just as much as the ETC did. The ETC was the worst. He'd dive in at someone, miss, turn around to whack somebody else, blast them to safety, turn around to chase the Valla who vaults away, turn around to punch Nova's holo while the real one just stands there AA'ing him, then dives somebody else in the opposite direction back into our faces only to turn around and try to attack someone again. And he does this all at a chokepoint where we were right behind him and trying to get past him so we could fucking help. With the multitude of slows on the enemy team, every teamfight was just a basically the enemy team shooting fish in a barrel. Then there's the fucking illusions.

I gave up after my third death at lv 4 and fucked off thinking we could try again at lv 10 if they stopped this pattern but they never did.

Usually when pubs get pissed that I'm soaking, they follow me around whacking creeps like they're trying to harass me or something while bitching in chat and usually that actually helps because it means they're not feeding anymore. Not this game. They just run in behind the ETC, then bitch in chat. Repeat cycle all fucking game. Teamfights weren't even teamfights. It'd just be 1-2 people diving in to die right before the shrine spawns, then the survivors trying to run away and dying anyway.
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>>173861760
Using the molten core a single time during the Infernal Shrines objective would get you 10K damage at level 7.
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>>173862139
Whoo more meteor damage!
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Epic matchmaking.

I'm giving up after this.
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>>173862917
Technically if you could solo top and mid and these kids forced bot...
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>>173863116
Cho'Gall fed first blood mid and is complaining of client troubles.
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>>173861521
Moderately. He's the worst support, but absolutely adequate if you and your team know how to play with him.
High CDs, high mana costs, low damage and lots of abilities make him beginner unfriendly even though he's simple to play.
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>>173863441
I noticed that when I first tried him out. Why does his kit have 5000 different things instead of a few actually decent things? He's got cleanse and that's it, basically.
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>>173863441
>>173863986
People often underestimate the amount he can heal a single target for. The divine shield can turn the tide or break the stall of a teamfight, and the targeted stun is still a targeted stun despite it's nerfs.

That said, looking forward to the reworks. Hopefully they keep his core character intact.
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>>173861521
Wait for the rework. Until then play Lucio and Malfurion.
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>>173792341
I began as a mobile MOBA player (Vainglory) when my friends suggested the game to me. The first couple of days playing, I found that the roles all seemed very overwhelming. Eventually, i got used to it, and began maiming support, dabbling a little in Jungle and Lane if I needed to. (Funny thing, there's a single universal item in the Shop for Supports to give them healing, which is pretty much mandatory to priority-buy. In addition, most supports WERE the tanks on the team and provided CC, while the Jungler and Laner were both relatively squisher.)
Played it for about one year, and started getting pretty good at it.
Now, around this same time I had been accepted to [redacted] High School, which is a STEM Magnet High School specializing in the fields of Biomed, Engineering, CSIT, and Game Design. Being the nerd I am, I found game design to be pretty interesting. I found that there was a relatively new (~1 year old?) eSports club at the school, offering HotS, LoL, and Smash Bros. Did some research on HotS and League, and played a bit of both.
The big turn off for me for League was the long matches. I was okay with last hitting and stutter stepping, the technical stuff in general. After all, I had come from another MOBA with a similar skill set. I still do play it on occasion though.
For Heroes, I found that they had a large variety of unique maps to spice up gameplay and the games were usually 20 minutes long, like in Vainglory. The icing on the cake were the memorable characters from Blizzard franchises that I had built relations to in other games. I decided to try my hand at HotS, and join the club.
Now, here I am; Officer of the Club, Support Player for the school's competitive team, and aiming to spread High School eSports to other schools in the district!
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>>173865289
>no reference to Dawngate

I don't even care
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>>173865313
What's that?
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>>173865386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tPDx4-GpVY

The greatest moba to ever exist, ironically made by EA.
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>>173865424
And you wonder why there's no reference to it.
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Will i get loot chests retroactively?
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>>173865985
>they made all the WC3 covers as portraits, except for the one with Kel'thuzad
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Will the 2.0 release on April 18 or April 25? They have 18 as launch event but 25 as nexus 2.0 so what the fuck, that is confusing as shit
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>>173866219
On 18th they'll announce details of release event, week in advance
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>>173866291
I am so tired of being blueballed, just fucking release that shit now, it works perfectly fin in the beta
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I'd buy it as a HotS hero. Somebody posted this on /v/ saying "leaked image of WoW 2

screenshot this

u saw it here first"

But I doubt that, if anything it'd be a HotS hero. Assuming it's anything at all.
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Can't wait for Li Li buffs
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>>173869594
Wow!
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>>173868561
A bit too high-def for HotS. Then again, so was pic related

I'd dig a Ghoul hero
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>>173868561
Looks like Dota 2 to me.
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>>173868561

Arthas already summons ghouls
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>>173870070
>Arthas's graphical rework goes beyond only his model
Blizzard is spoiling us
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>>173869746
I can see why. Pretty sure Lifestealer was a ghoul in WC3 Dota.
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>>173870263
He was.
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Hey so when is 2.0?
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>>173870773
next year
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>>173870773

Timeline for release is literally the first link in the OP
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>>173870831
It's blocked at my workplace, cant look at it
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When is Cassia's price drop? Next week?
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>>173871207
I was like you once... But the food ran out and things started to break... I lived without a fridge for years and my toilet didn't have a flush.
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>>173871032
>4chan not blocked
>battle.net is

Don't believe you
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>>173871032
next week
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>>173871434
I don't think they know what 4chan is.
Alternatively IT guys browse it.

>>173871437
Thanks
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>>173871434
I'm fairly sure blizz is on a "List of common workplace port blocks" while 4chan isn't.

i have the same thing in uni.
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>>173870773

18th launch event
24th launch
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>>173843378
the fuck is BM?
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>>173872105
Bad manners
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>>173872105
bowel movement
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>>173872105
Beast Mastery.
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>>173871535
You retarded inbred hillbilly, there's no launch event at 18th! Only details about it!!
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>>173872105
Bosniak maternity
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>>173872105
Banana man
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>>173872507
>being this buttblasted
>still being right
too bad it's ironic
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>>173872105
black man
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>>173868561
WARCRAFT 4 CONFIRMED1!!!1!1
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This general is too ez
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>>173872105
best mate
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>>173873863
I've got 49, but here's one more for you. One day you'll grow to be a big and strong shitposter.
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>>173873930
>>173873863

>posters 112

Anyone else using multiple devices to shitpost? I know I am
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>Think this is Sonya
>Ban Lucio
>"LOL WTF WHY BAN LUCIO RETARD"
Nice work, Blizzard
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>>173874321

>have brain damage
>blame game

>>173874321
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>>173874321
Reminds of the shitlord who picked gaz to throw my comp game because he thought my ranger general sylv skin was valeera.
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>>173874321
Sonya doesn't have the "dindu kangs n shit" lips and jaw.
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Should I hit 40 before 2.0 so I can get the free stimpack? I'm 35 right now but people said not to play until 2.0 comes out.
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>>173875765

Literally doesn't matter. You are too new fot anything to affect you.
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why am i seeing no cheerleader kerrs in my game? how am is supposed to fap like that?
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??
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>>173875765

Every hero level you miss a pleb chest, but not having that stimpack will lose you more chests.

Doesn't matter in the end. Chests are infinite.
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>>173876161
Wait, so i'm 40 already, should i not level up the free heroes until 2.0?
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>>173876261
Generally speaking, it just means you're wasting effort. You'd be making the path to your next chest a little longer.
It's not as important as many people complain about.
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>>173876468
Alrighty, good to hear. That means i can play my high level heroes for a while. I've been gone for a few months and out of practice so thats good.
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>>173875765
Play until your hero total level is 100, actually.
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>>173876136
what?
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>>173876691
>anon plays 'til level 100
>loses dozens of common chests to get a legendary chest
>opens it
>legendary voice pack
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>>173876868
Oh shit!

>rerolling costs 10K per
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>>173877564
>We feel that +250 doesn't reflect the quality of the content veteran players are going to receive from said chests, so we decided to bump reroll prices up to a more suitable level of 10,000.
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>>173876868
Reddit also demanded that a "6.5/10" banner would be added and the devs said it would have to be a legendary also.

Enjoy your legendary junk to bloat the chests with like voice lines.

>"For the horde!"
>"Watch...your...back..."
>"Well met!"
>Anything for Alarak
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>>173877564
Rerolling costs 1000 for an epic chest, 500 for rares and 250 for commons. If the trend continues, legos will reroll for 2k/4k/6k, 12k in total. So it's a lot better if you're implying 10k for one reroll, but slightly worse if you meant the total cost. This is pure conjecture, no one has these chests yet, maybe Blizz forgets about them, maybe you can't reroll them at all,
maybe I should lick your balls. Time will tell.
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How do I check my MMR and what's a good number?
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>>173877887
it's fine, 2k gold is nothing, you are basically getting $20 item for the 2k gold reroll which is absolutely worth it
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>>173877887
Well, the thing about the veteran chests is they're the only ones guaranteeing a legendary item, and they'll slowly vanish completely. I don't think they'll be touching them.
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>>173878052
>$20 item
What item costs $60 currently? The most expensive item is the unicorn at $20, and from one legendary drop you only get a third of it.
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>>173877992
Please respond I just want to be a good player.
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>>173878494
>Download hotslogs uploader
>Find connect your battle.net id to it
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>>173792341
I was not so into gaming. I liked it, but not so much.

My boyfriend found about this game from a friend that got the beta key: there is a new MOBA and very nice one, you should try it. So, my bf started to play this game, but I was like: this is so boring, same map, same thing, where is the fun in the game. As saw him playing, this made me curious and I wanted to try it. I did, but the same feeling for this game. Also, I did not understand the game, what I have to do and so on.

After a time, I wanted to try it again as I saw him playing so much and I was like: why he can play and I can't. I have created a battlenet account (as I did not have one) and started to play on laptop (we had only one desktop computer in the house). Time passed and I have received for Christmas my own desktop. That was so awesome, cuz the laptop could not support anymore the game as the requirements increased.

Now, I am a daily player of HOTS, mostly in the evening and weekends, as I have a full day job and I play since beta opened for everyone (over 4200 games and a total of 572 hero level, if I remember good). Btw, now my bf has 1000 games less played than me and I always make fun of him. To continue with this game journey, I have even ordered the Nova and Tyrael figurines.

What can I say more? This is my story with HOTS and I am addicted to it, as sometimes I am thinking to start a streaming channel or I see myself at HOTS competitions. Yeah, I know is funny, but everyone can dream of something

Until next time, see you in Nexus!
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>>173878732
How how much is good for someone who just started?

Also is anyone else's Hero Timeline page glitched?
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hi all
here is a team comp that is not possible to counter it insta kills any char in the game

shield varian + cassia E build + 2nd tank (pref solo laner like dehaka/leoric) + any healer (pref uther for cc and W clutch heal) + tyrande for stun and trait or someone with vulnerability cast or just pick nazeebo lol
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>dog posting
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>>173879265

What a dogshit comp
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>>173878820
>boyfriend
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>>173879265
hi all
here is a team comp that is not possible to counter it insta kills any team in the game

flamestrike kael'thas + zarya Q build + 2nd tank (pref etc for solo laning and mosh) + combo jaina (you don't need healer when enemies are all dead) + nova for clutch snipes and W or someone with damage or just pick zeratul lol
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>>173878820
No thanks we've already got a tranny streamer.
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>>173878820
i only care about this if the grill is hawt
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>>173878820

These cringefests get posted on the official forums? Why do people think others care about their personal story?
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>>173880650
>grill
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>>173878973
First few games will really make your mmr sway by the hundreds, so it's not really all that accurate yet.

If you have previous MOBA expierence you should be high plat/diamond.

If this is your first moba you can be anywhere from bronze to plat depending on how well you pick up the mechanics.
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>>173878820
Was this from reddit or the official forums?
I honestly can't tell for once.
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>>173881220
Look into your heart anon
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>>173879265
>enemy team picks cleanse and heroes with unstoppable
>Comp is now worthless
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>>173881343
then u pick falstad and lmao them away cleanse cd too big for the second coming of 1 shot combo which is basically cassia W E build+ vulnerability enough + lightning ball just gonna fuck the enemy team over
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If you're gonna chase for more than 4seconds then MOUNT THE FUCK UP.

Fucking shitters
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>>173881983
mount dis dick lol
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when are they reducing cassias price
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>>173882314
Today
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>>173880997
Also if you do well but lose the match does your mmr increase or decrease?
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>tfw based fishboy grants you vastly superior EXPs in every single match
>tfw white boy can't even compete
murky is so easy, just run around and hold q
at the lvl 20 i can keep the entire enemy team out of commission by myself, ridiculous
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>>173882449

MMR is solely based on wins against match up MMR. Defeating teams with higher average MMR rewards more points.
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>>173881931

Meme comps don't perform well out of QM
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I have 10000 gold. Is it smart to buy a new hero before 2.0, or should I keep my gold?
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>>173882449
You lose points even if you were MVP of the match.

Also keep in mind that hotslogs mmr is a third party and blizzard have said that there is a difference in internal mmr and what is shown on hotslogs.
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>>173884857

Save it for box rerolls.
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>tfw back from the gym and it's time for some hots action
i wish people here cared more about their health
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>>173874715
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Am i the only one who feels bad every time i kill the enemy lili? She is just so cute and innocent
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>enemy drafts Valla, Artanis, Li-Ming, Thrall with last pick open
>you draft Ragnaros, Malf, Arthas, Alarak, Jaina

fuckers left at their last pick.
i want my free win back
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>>173885836
>he has to post on an anon image board to get someone to care about his gay gym sex
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soooo should i lvl up anybody until 2.0? im confused af
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>>173885836
This really translate to:

>tfw back from walking on the treadmill for 5 mins and awkwardly walking around the free weight section of the gym, grabbed 2 30lb dumbbells and did only 2 awkward sets of dumbbell presses but left because the guy next to me was being too loud and looking at me weird

never again
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>>173886825
Level up everybody.
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>>173886825
Leveling up now gives you epic boxes and veteran boxes with better rewards.

Waiting untill 2.0 gives you more normal boxes.

Your choice.
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up to 371 hero level now. should that get me up to 400 in 2.0?
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>>173887206
Aim for 380 anon. you can do it
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I love playing diablo when the enemy has valeera
>can't do shit to me because massive health and pernament armor
>firestomp is like 10 second reveal for cloakshitters
>not actually blind so everytime valeera got close i firestomped her ass and she got exploded
>tfw instant 5 votes from my team at the end of the match
the lord of good feels
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>>173887284
y-yeah...i can!
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>>173887473
>enemy valeera slowly creeping up on you
>shoot flames out of your butt
>enemy valeera is revaled
>ohshit.jpg
>watdo.png
>enemy valeera is like a fish out of water
>she commits
>but runs
>kind of does a 360 ohshit spin
>finally dashes away behind gate
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>>173887689
What i love about valeera is that she is completely worthless when decloaked unlike nova or zera she has zero damage and zero escape when decloaked
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>>173887206
entirely depends on what levels you have.

2 level 8's would be 16 hero levels in both 1.0 and 2.0

But 1 level 16 would make 41 hero levels in 2.0.
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I want more specs in this game reee
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How good i muradin when build solely for damage? Can he solo an assassin?
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>>173889514
Maybe if the assassin sits there and exchanges. Most would run and survive though
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>>173889514
Just play Sonya or Artanis.
But yeah he can if you're doing a 1v1.
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>usually diamond equivalent rating in games
>stuck in silver in this fucking game

I want to blame my team mates because I swear, half my ranked games end up with people raging and throwing for no reason, but at some point you gotta look inward and blame yourself, and that's where I am

feels pleb man
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>>173889790
I don't even try and I still always place Gold 2-3.
We're talking drunk matches, general not caring, etc.
How can you say that you're diamond but then place in silver?

b-b-bullllllshit!
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>Low diamond on hotslogs a year ago
>Come back after not playing for a year and losing all my situational awareness
>Lose all my placement matches
>Gold 1
>Lose all the way to gold 4
>Realise i had a win 3 games quest all that time sitting at 2/3 wins
>Complete it in vs AI
>Already back at gold 1 and climbing steadily
I swear that shit is cursed
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>>173889902
I said I'm diamond in other games

And I don't know man. I always did great in the games I played, even the losses.
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>>173889790
>usually diamond equivelent

I mean
that's like
top 20% in hots
or something

If you were Diamond in League I really don't know how you managed to find yourself in Silver.

>>173890023
Sample size, then, perhaps?

Play more.
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>122 unique posters
nioce
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>>173890114
>>173890114
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