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New loot, get it while it's hot!

>Official Uprising website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous thread was:
>>173755437
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Genji is surprisingly good at Uprising. The cooldown reset on his dash is great.
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>reach the end of the event stage
>for some reason the Torbjorn runs all the way ahead to the two Orisa's and gets himself killed
>fine leave him be
>the Mercy goes after him to revive him
>wait, no, don't do that
>she dies
>Tracer decides to run after them to revive them
>she dies
>I'm left by myself surrounded by a million robots
>what a fantastic waste of 15 minutes
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that realization when most of the playerbase fits a certain demographic
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Torb invented every single catchphrase

>Huh, an American soldier? Well, I guess we are all soldiers now after crisis begun
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>>173768857
which demographic does /owg/ fit in?
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As a support, when the enemy team has a decent genji, what do you do?

I basically get permanently removed from the game, and nobody in my team bothers switching to him because he fucks off instantly anyways just to dive kill me seconds later

happens quite literally every match with a genji.

Should i just stop playing support and go for a flanker as well?
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>Because of muh canon we'll never see edgy Blackwatch type skins for characters like D.VA and Mei
Such a waste
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This is Kumikoshy. Say something insulting to them.
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>>173768673

Why the hell is Widomaker white?

What is this whitewashing agenda?!

smurflifematters#
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>teammate calls our team trash
>the very same guy that left team voice chat, and auto locked hanzo

This is why I don't play comp anymore.
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I got Orisa and Mercy's event skins in my first 10 boxes.

What did you get?
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>tfw started playing a 2.5 healer comp with lucio
>already climbed 1000+ SR since the patch already
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Cute!
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>PvE mode is more fun than the actual game
Really makes you think
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Every single team just horribly overextends on the final phase.

They don't understand that there isn't that much of a rush to kill all the OR-14s. They end up dying in full view of 2 bastions and god knows what else.
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>tfw the team fails uprising on Hard difficulty
I dont even know how.
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>>173768942
Corruption via Talon brainwashing is our only hope.
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>on average, an uprising run will take 15-20 minutes from the time you queue to when you complete the mission
>have to do it 8 times in the 'any hero mode' to get the achievement
>have to do it on legendary in normal uprising to get all the difficulty achievements
>have to do it on hard with the payload having 80% or more HP which is it's own run because you're probably not gonna get that on legendary
>you have to do it with every hero in normal uprising, so that's another two runs (you already will have done it with 2 characters for the 80% health and legendary achievement)

so in a perfect world where everything goes right, thats 180 minutes you have to spend on this shit. if it takes additional runs then just add more fucking time

>maybe you did the legendary and hard mode 80% health run with the same character, so that's another 15 minutes for another run
>maybe your teammates keep insta-locking the one of the 4 heroes that you haven't completed it with yet and you can't quit or else you'll get a leaver penalty, so it can potentially take quite a few extra runs if you can't get the hero you need
>maybe you fail on legendary a lot so keep adding 10-15 minutes for each failed run

Blizzard truly are the masters of the skinner box. what a fucking horrible company.
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>>173769067

>Mercy is actually the best girl
Really makes you think
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>new event is crazy hard on legendary
>difficulty is the same for console players with slower aim
JUST
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I love and admire Angela!
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>>173768942
>more fucking Mei skins
NO
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>>173769106
>muh achievements
>muh sprays

what a retard lmao
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>>173768890
>when that cyborg kid gets mad, it's as if he becomes the dragon!
>wot are ya waitin' for ,Wilhelm!? PUT YA HAMMER DOWN!
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>>173769152
She's got 1 proper skin since release.
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has anyone tried D.Va in PVE instead of Rein yet? Her bomb should be pretty fantastic, but everything else sort of sucks.
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>>173769106
I don't mind playing through the game mode several times... but there is no guarantee you win any of your matches. It is so demoralising when you lose like 20 expert matches in a row.

>inb4 git gud
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Post widow music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
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>>173769203
I lost at least 20 Junkenstein's Revenge matches to get highest difficulty with randoms.
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>>173769218
I listen to this unironically sometimes.
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The Expert and Legendary Achievement can be done in 4Stock or All Heroes?
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>>173769184
has anyone tried three tanks and an ana
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So the reason a potential relationship between Reaper and S76 can't be discussed here in a serious manner is due to the autistic community OUTSIDE of this one?

Isn't that a little.... pathetic? Their opinions don't even matter my dudes.
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>>173769337
Bastion is absolutely required
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>>173768890
what's he listening to on his walkman?
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>>173769128
you are a wonderful fucking human being and I thank you for putting up with 44 hours of retards.
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>>173769364
Bastion is a crutch
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Why was this such a fucking pain in the ass
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YES

YES

YES YES YES

I was expecting to get jewed when I saw the gold coin flip up but instead I got one of my top 3 skins of this update.

BASED ME
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>>173769337
I beat it using this comp, worked out well and deaths were minimal. I also ran double builder and almost beat it, but we had a zen instead of ana so we got fucked.
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>>173769383
I love every minute of it because I get to spend it with Angela!

and I mean Lucio is cool guy too
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You suppose this selfie highlight intro would even exist if D.va's could still kill herself with self-destruct
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>>173769218
>read
>click
>clicks again without thinking

aw shit

THIS IS MY JAM
LETS BREAK IT DOWN
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>>173769431
yeah was thinking about this comp too, D.Va bomb seems too good.
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>>173769218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xE6nONHbV4

Here, a non-shitpost.
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>>173769423
>white widow

you're a very boring person
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Fucking bastions on legendary
HOW DO YOU FUCKIN KILL THEM?
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>>173758274
>be on 500% gamemodes
>0% ability cooldowns
>500% ult charge rate
literally
spam e
wait for your ult
If you don't put a fucking limit on it in normal gameplay you have 800 slicers from spawn coming at you with the Eradicators FAR behind.
and when a slicer shoots you the Eradicators immediately get their ults and summon two trooper bots, and if they can immediately build ult again they can summon two more.

by the way
800 slicers constantly being pumped out
400 trooper bots being every other summon
and you still have to deal with 6 big fucks with shields.
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>>173768503
Got to the very end before dying on legendary with this comp, thanks for the strat bud
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>>173769512
if your tracer is literally any good, they can just consistently run around the bastion while the rest of the team kills all the other shit
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>>173769481
Orisa + Bastion = dps for days

Also Sombra is surprisingly suuper effective in PVE, Emp charges in like 9 seconds, you do decent damage, and hacking enemies completely freezes them in place and shuts them down. It makes disposing shield guys and bastions so much faster.
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>>173769512
jyoto da
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>>173769218
fuck you, postan mercy music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
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>>173769002
>Shill out for 24 boxes
>get two junkrat legendary dupes, a tracer dupe and the mercy event skin
>zero new epics apart from dupes
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>>173769512
attack it until it dies
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>>173769552
Orisa + Bastion is pretty much perfect, still thinking about optimizing the other spots though. I did expert without a Mercy but I think you definitely need the rezzes in legendary, not sure.
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Does playing the original 4 characters in Uprising All Heroes count towards the achievement of playing 8 different characters?
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Really makes you think
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>>173769630
I've been avoiding them on the off chance they don't.
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>>173769340
Here's a revolutionary idea. Remember when we tweeted Chu things? He's on a question answering spree since the event hit.

Someone tweet him this picture and ask if it can go both ways. Facing forward and back to back. See if he replies. Won't that solve the issue once and for all?
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>>173769630
No.
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>>173769172
t. low testosterone cuckold
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>>173769592
All of Mercies emotes work so well with her new skin.

2cute4me
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>been bobbing at 1600
>if i don't go ana or 76, no one will
>the few games in koth that i get to go JR, its an absolute holocaust for the enemy team
>play of the game on illios was me killing their orissa, flying to their spawn area, and riptiring their mercy and lucio escort with a bonus of popping dva into mechless
will i have to say goodbye to the flying rat come gold/plat?
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where is mimi

I wanna see her beating the shit out of omnics
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Anyone got a check-list for the Uprising event similarly to the previous events?
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>>173769641
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>>173769603

Blizzard should really be forced to post their drop rate. Feels like it can be super easily manipulated up or down.

If legendaries are 2% in OW, nobody will probably notice if their suddenly 1%.
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>>173769552
Spray and pray DPS is OP as the robots don't dodge

S76/Orisa/Symmetra (lul)/Ana = hold leftclick continuously and win Expert mode 100% of the time
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Listening to Feindflug while shredding Omnics is the best thing.
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>only getting average of 6k healing as ana

should i just quit OW?
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>>173769592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS_a8Edde8k
>trying, and succeeding, to heal all of your team as they get their asses kicked be like
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>>173769690
I've heard of people getting all the way to GM just playing Junkrat, so I think you'll be fine if you're good enough with him. Keep at it, anon!
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>>173769716
>implying this isn't my fetish
good effort, reddit
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>>173769218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0
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I want a summoner hero who can summon these guys
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>>173769774
piss bottle is opener, not top off
Also remember that your heals go in slow build up, not instant, so if say rein is at 80%, 2 darts will get him up to where he needs to be, don't dump 5+ on over healing
Be quick to scope heal your flankers, since they will more than likely be peppered and your heal will easily deal with it

Don't go to war with flankers, if you can afford 1-2 darts or a sleep, do it, but if they know how to skirt you, its best you get your teams attention on it, try to dark and piss bottle the floor with someone near by
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>>173768982

Because black people dont go blue when they are cold/dead.
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>>173769738
>play the normal event first time
>everything goes great
>accidently spot where some enemies spawn while shooting them to build my ult
>play event all heroes
>go symmetra
>before teammates get to the first point place down all turrets at their spawn
>killed nulltrooper
>killed nulltrooper
>killed nulltrooper
>ad nauseum
>teammates trying to figure out why there are so few spawning

>later fight Eradicators
>M1 burns their shield down, hit their health with full force
>nothing lives
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>>173769665
Depends if you can find someone with the balls to do it. Out twitter posters that bugged Chu seem to have fucked off.
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>tfw shit at McCree
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whats the uprising meta?
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ANA CANT FUCKING HEAL
(removed repetitions that were here to emphasize but 4chan thought was spam)
ANA CANT FUCKING HEAL
no I'm on the cart that isnt out of position
ANA CANT FUCKING HEAL
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>>173769889
>Nercromancer Omnic that has an ult that summons x amount of robots depending on the amount of dead alies in an AOE
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>>173769751
>implying Torb isn't blasting this on max volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivP1qYG_tLw
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>>173769926
>tfw shit at any hitscan but had to bruteforce pick up soldier because my friends are even worse at hitscan
>forced to play soldier most rounds but will always be mediocre at best
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>>173769926
iktf

I just want to be a cowboy man
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Does it matter what difficulty I play on or what specific game mode if I just want to farm boxes?
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why do people think windowmaker is a proud person of crime? why do they think pharah is native american?
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>>173769889
>bastion doesnt get pose with the other nulls

Why are they so mean to him?
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>>173769570
>Playing as Genji
>mfw the Bastion has 5x as much HP as a player Bastion and tanks the deflect then kills me
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>>173769774

whats your scoped and unscoped accuracy
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Torb obsession with turrets and negligence of his own children is worrying lads
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>>173769641
>Really makes you think
...who has the smaller ass, her or D.Va?
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>>173770020
>implying any of the kids are his

He's Swedish after all.
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>>173770016
You're not genji-ing hard enough

after the deflect you swift strike, 180 and spam a while trying to shoot your target.
Preferably jump over them.
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>>173769690
>he thinks gold and plat are going to be any different than silver.


The vast majority of the ranks are exactly the same. The biggest differences are that around diamond people start being able to actually aim and then once you hit masters everybody cops an over-inflated ego and starts playing like retards again.
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>new pve event playing mercy
>torb gets killed on the 3rd robot
>torb blames me for not healing him

this game mode is filled with the most degenerate niggers i have ever experienced in a video game. holy fuck. what is wrong with you fucks?
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>>173769690
if you're good enough you can play as just about anyone up to masters
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>>173769176
>Damn those goggles of hers! It's like nobody can hide from her sight!
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>>173769218
>Not listening to zen music

Fucking plebians i swear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QerfOOlTA3U&list=LLeIMU5HCpQwo6Lt9OrqWdNg&index=3
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Why do shitters think anything less than 80~90% accuracy on mccree is acceptable?
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>>173769983
>>173769983
Answer me, omniggers
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>>173770019
Scoped 63% and unscoped 66%
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>>173769095
>>tfw the team fails uprising on Hard difficulty

>junkrat concussion mines huge orb mine bot closer to the payload
>blows up, does shit ton of damage
>Lucio just stays on speed
>team never needs to move more than 10 feet
>wall rides around
>player down
>player down
>final stage
>rein charge far bastion
>defeat

when you watch low rank shitters fuck up positional play, aim, tactics, knowing their roles, focus fire etc in an PVE event it really drives home how all the rabble about MMR/SR/muh team etc is BS.

They just fucking suck at playing the game.
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>>173769980
>>173769982
His new Blackwatch skin is just too damn good. I'm an okish Solider but for some reason I just can't hit shit with McCrees gun, it feels like I can have the crosshair directly over my target and still miss somehow.
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>>173770108
hey as long as we're shitposting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9hLA0Xs12g
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>>173770016
Genji counters Bastion because of his maneuverability, not deflect
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>>173770160
yikes.
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>>173770020
he's the last true man in sweden
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>>173769997
pharah's red totemic skin makes people think native american / alaskan. I think the blue totemic one is more Amazon / BR, but still. noncanon variation gets people confused.
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>>173770123
pros dont have 80%
average is like 48%
decent play is prolly like 55-60
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Widow might be white
But she's still a nigger
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>>173770167
That's because McCree is fucking broken
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>>173770158
>implying thats not her step-father
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>>173769729
The drop rate was noticeably better in the Summer Games where you couldn't buy stuff. I know the more skins we have the bigger the pool and greater the chance to get something you don't want but the drop rate is still very suspicious lately.
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>>173770154
no just play on normal
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>>173770086
>1 rando on the internet makes you this angry
how do you even function in daily life?
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>>173770154
no it doesn't and you could have discovered this by investing 5 minutes of your life playing the event on normal twice
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>>173770123
Because some people shoot at actual targets instead of only spamming shields.
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>>173770252
>>173770230
I don't have time for that shit.

Thanks.
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>>173770179
I'm not shitposting, everytime i play zen i have to listen to death grips or i wont land headshots.

It's like a curse
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>>173770182
barely played her so far
its really annoying to heal all the fast flankers because they always run around and jump and all that stuff like a group of scared chickens
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>>173770162
>mfw i accidentally selfdestruct the Detonator bot into the payload, but got luck that it died right before it could detonate.
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>>173770158
why is ana giving bedroom eyes to babby pharah
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>>173769665
HEY WHAT THIS FAGGOT SAID
SOMEONE GET CHU ON THE LINE AND MAKE HIS ANSWER FOR THIS FAGGOT SHIT
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>>173770181
t. Silver Surfer
All you have to do is diamond is stand in front of Bastion and deflect at the right time and it's a free kill every time. Stop using deflect so early. Genji hard counters Bastion because of deflect alone.
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>>173770241
>1 rando
its all of the randos, you fucking moron
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If Blizzard is going back and rewriting the lore can they finally just admit Hanzo has prosthetics
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>>173770307
Shoehorned faction to associate with Doomfist later.

Source: my ass.
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>>173770307
They're filthy omniggers
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>>173770282
I hit every direct rocket as Pharah when I'm listening to Lazerhawk.
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>>173770214
>drowsy, going to go to bed
>decide to stay up and real quick go to a custom game to check out infinite ammo
>play mcree because I thought it would be funny
>tfw infinite fan the hammer
>spawn bot roadhog
>fan the hammer becomes OP
>decide to fuck around with the ult
>left click
>headshot
>left click
>headshot
>left click
>headshot
>has ult
i dont even have 500% ult charge what sort of sick fucking monstrosity is this
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>>173770328
>everyone is bad but me
i hate to break it to you buddy, but the problem is actually you
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>>173770282
Holy fuck i have the same problem.
I'm shit with rein unless i listen to the smash bros brawl theme
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>>173770307
Reyes has intel on them
Terrorists???? Extremists????

That's pretty much it.

>>173770336
No one is rewriting anything.
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>>173769948
another loss
ana couldn't be assed to sleep dart anyone the whole game while I'm getting gold heals and 8min on the cart, a 3rd of the match cause I'm the only one contesting

I made a handy graphic
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>>173770167
Try using a different crosshair. I was having a lot of problems with the default until I switched to just the dot.

Also I imagine the hour+ of practice each day for 8 months probably helped.
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>uprising (all heroes)
>someone picks Ana
>tell them to switch to either switch to a real healer or let someone else heal
>they refuse to
>whole team starts bitching
>just pick Sombra
>carry team with hacks and EMPs
>we barely manage to win
>"SEE ANA IS GOOD"
>queue again
>some retard from last match is on my team again
>picks Zenyatta
>refuses to heal me
>pretends he's getting payback
>we still win
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>>173770307
We know absolutely null
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>>173770404
>tfw played 273 hours of Genji and still Gold
w-when do I get good guys
>>
Never forget King's Row.
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I NEVER play Widow in quickplay, but you can BET my ass switched to her just so i could prove I was superior in my Sexy midriff, non-blue new skin than that other whore Widowmaker.
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>Chu just shat out on twitter tha Chu is an avid Lakers fan and costumer.

He needs to go to sleep
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>>173770307
They're ISIS and omnics are Muslims
>Trying to build bridges between communities
>But terrorist organisation gets in the way
>Terror attacks
>London
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I just got these 3 skins on 3 consecutive loot boxes:

Blackwatch McCree
Blackwatch Genji
Talon

I was upset when they announced the event, but now I'm cool
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>Playing as Mercy in Uprising
>Rein keeps running away to fight
>Everyone keeps telling him to come back
>Have to keep running between him and our team
>Have to waste a Rez Ult because he is so far away during a swarm
>Die
>Have to be Rezed by Tracer
>Whole team dies moments later
>"EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN GUCCI IF MERCY FOCUS HEALED ME LIKE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO!"
>"It's a team game, why would I heal just you?
>"AS A TANK, I TAKE THE MOST DAMAGE!"
>"Everyone needs health."
>"i knw"
>"You're not supposed to run off, you're supposed to protect us"
>He quits

Like, I can understand if you just want to have fun, but seriously, if you want to actually win you have to use strategy. Why does everyone think the winner is the one with the biggest Kill Count?
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>>173770415
Ana and Zen are great though for the event though.
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>>173770421
Oh.
Ha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ
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>>173770485
In repeating Chu I meant Gabe. Fuck
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>>173770485
People that post brownwashed reyes need to kys.
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>>173770506
Zen? Sure. Ana however... That was the first win I ever got with an Ana on the team, and it was a stupidly close one. On hard. Most Anas I've had the misfortune to play with forget to heal or just miss all the time. Hell, I've seen them whiff the fucking grenade.
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>>173770485
Oh great, and he also said that Jack and Gabe use their ear pieces to listen to music as well as communicate. Now he's crossed the line.
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This thread is under direct control of Null sector.
Humans out!
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>>173770621
How the fuck did you get past the captcha?
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>tfw 2900
>tfw just defeated diamond team 70 sr more than us with solo heal zenyatta
>15k healing
>43 assists
>cucked pharah out of her ult twice

Is Zen the dark horse of overwatch? Every time i play him it seems enemy team can't figure out why are they dying so fast.
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I want to FUCK Orisa in her robotic horse pussy
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>post your first uprising loot box
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>>173770621
Null Sector slogan is literally "No Humans".
made me think
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>>173770198
Her father also looks like Winnetou
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>>173770658

same
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>>173770285
With the insanely lenient ally hitboxes for healing, it really isn't that difficult with even a small bit of practice. Just get used to understanding HOW those characters are able to move and you'll start being better at predicting their movements enough that you can get shots close enough to heal.

If you're really having a tough time, the problem might also be bad positioning.
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>>173770158
implying the baby isn't going to be some new character long-lost pharah's brother who's evil
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>>173770485
OH AND NOW CHU IS SHIT POSTING ABOUT GABE'S SEWING MACHINE

I'M FUCKING DONE
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>>173770601
Ana has a much higher burst heal than Mercy, offers useful AoE to kill Slicers, damage boost and sleep. Might not be meta because rez is just too good with randoms, but still Ana is great in this game mode, even if you just sleep every Bastion.
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>>173770675
Since I did not know about the skins or highlight intros, I loved this!
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>mfw reddit/tumblr liberals try to draw parallels with omnics and "sa noble civil rights nigras"
>turns out that Omnics are racist, hateful violent insurgents
Is Blizzard dare I say, /ourcompany/?
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>>173770504
>'oh i saw rein beating the shit out of things imma have 5 medals'
>fails and costs other people the game
either play to have fun and tell everyone that or play to win and don't be a moron.
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>>173770319
>bastion thinks he'll just bait out my deflect by just stopping whilst i just hold down m1
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>>173770737
I can't be the only that imagines omniggers shouting "Allahu Ackbar" while charging the payload, right?
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>>173770705
yeah i have been spamming QP all week to play with the shittiest people possible to get some really unpredictable movement.

the downside of that is that i am constantly being hunted down by a genji that just divekills me all day
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>>173770415
>uprising (all heroes)
>teammates chimp out and start flashing characters, which resets the timer over and over for a full minute and a half
>eventually settle on team comp of Genji, Junkrat, Bastion, and Lucio
>shrug it off and assume this is one of those "I'm just playing for fun" situations
>somehow get to the church pretty much unscathed
>Genji dies for the third time this round
>Lucio drops trying to heal him because mobs are piling up like crazy
>can't deal with them myself and the Bastion is god knows where
>die trying to revive Lucio
>teammates turn into salty cunts and start spamming thanks
>mfw
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>>173770336

Maybe Hanzo just skipped leg day too often
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Been away, has the template been posted yet?
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>>173770808
Well in away they are a lot like Isis.
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>>173770873

what template
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>>173770678
Robots don't fuck around with false agenda bullshit
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>>173769128
I believe in you.
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>>173770903
not >>173770873 but he is probably talking about the unlockables.
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how does rezzing without Mercy work? can you do it as often as you want? I was too busy to pay attention to this yet.
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why dont they just gas bomb the omnics with chlorine
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>>173769665
So who is gonna do it? Any takers?
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

TALON WIDOW AND JUST ONE BOX LATER BLACKWATCH GENJI

THANK YOU BASED RNGESUS. THANK YOU BASED KEK
>>
>People wasting time shooting the detonators instead of just letting Rein charge them once they begin to explode
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>>173771000
Channeled revive rather than instant rez. Channeling isn't interrupted by damage but unless you've got a barrier (orisa) you're probably going to die while ressing
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>>173770980
Is this you? What SR are you? How have you managed to stay sane?
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>>173771003
what does chlorine do to machines besides make them smell funny?

>>173771025
but then Rein dies
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>>173771061
rust
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>>173771061
No he doesn't.
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>>173771085
Bastion was in a forest for years, and didn't rust.
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>>173769028
>duckface
>cute
Kill yourself
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Hope we will see more Null Sector
It is first time when omnics are not portrayed as helpless victims
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#NotAllOmnics
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>>173770675
blue grey blue grey

3 dupe and a widowmaker (i guess) uprising profile icon
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>>173771120
>normies love the normie parody
funny isn't it
>>
Easiest comp for legendary on All Heroes?
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>>173771136
But thats wrong the lore clearly states that Omnics attacked first out of nowhere slaughtering millions.
Thats why Overwatch was created.
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>>173771025
When you're in solo queue you can't afford to assume the rein knows what he's doing, so I usually shoot at them anyway. Unless he explicitly says he knows what to do.
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fuck the legendary difficulty there are too many retards

>picking shit like roadhog, mei, mcree etc

ENEMY BASTION INBOUND
>our bastion does who knows what while reins shield and himself go down in second
>he fucking says we all need to focus it after we lose
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>>173769423
Why the fuck is she so fat here? Also bless reaper for designing her current attire to replace this crap
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>>173770442
Honestly, your problem probably isn't mechanical skill at this point, it's more likely that you fail to grasp some fundamental aspect of game sense.

As Genji, it's extremely easy to get tunnel vision while playing and lose track of the positioning of both your team as well as the enemy.

Try to get better at having an innate sense of what's happening in the game at any given time. Be able to tell when a team fight is won or lost and be able to act on it by either pressing the advantage or falling back to regroup. NEVER attack when you're outnumbered, I don't care how sick you are with dragonblade.

Also, try to always be able to predict what ults are going to be available to the enemy. Be able to read when a Pharah is getting ready to ult or when you ABSOLUTELY must hunt down a Mercy before she can rez.
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>>173771000
>>173771000
>>173771000

TRIPS FOR THE TRIP GOOD
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I want to marry Tracer.
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>>173770675
Must be a guaranteed legendary
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>>173771227
but who's taking the picture of her taking a selfie
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>>173771119
it's a videogame
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>>173771171
Orisa, Bastion, Rein/D.Va, Mercy
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>>173771175
It was God A.I back then
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>>173769665
>implying he's gonna give a straight answer since he outright stated that uncertainy in their relationship is what draws people in
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>Nullsec Bastion skin doesn't replace his ult morphing tune to the evil one that the Nullsec Bastions use

Kidna disappointing tbf.
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>>173771267
oh shit
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>>173770158
clearly Ana's brother
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I have no WEBM for it, but try Phara's Flair emote when using the Frostbite skin. The crystals are fixed to the shoulder pads, so when they open, they stretch like glue. Broken skin is broken.
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>>173771260
It's not
>>
Dear Mercy players:

Use your ult.

Use your ult.

You don't need 5 people.

Just use your fucking ult.

You're about to die, just fucking use your ult.

How have you not used your fucking ult yet?

Use your fucking ult.

Dumb motherfucker.
>>
Its good that Blizzard created Null Sector. There was some reddit tier youtube videos floating around explaining the lore with horrendous headcanon trying to say the Omnics were peaceful and slaves trying to free themselves.
None of which is actually canon lore. They weren't slaves they attacked unprovoked without warning.
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>>173770903
>>173770986
Yeah, for the uprising. Guess it has not been posted yet
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>>173770093
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>>173771248
Fuck off Emily.
>>
Hey guys, will event skins come back every year or? I started playing recently and I really wish I was there for the Yeti Winston...
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>>173770336
>everyones weird cartoonish proportions are completely fine
>except Hanzo, he's too unrealistic
>*picks Roadhog*
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>>173770980
Someday I'll do that too!

I don't play OW much, I've had it since beta but my friend group is mostly league so I do that more often.

Angela is the best though!
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who /climbing/ here?
they may have changed sr gains from winstreaks but they ain't stopping me

>>173771387
they probably will come back with new skins so don't worry
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>>173771357
i usually go by the "see 2 press q" rule unless someone who i can't heal's about to die too

the only people i solo ult are usually reins, or someone who died with their ult up who would make an impact
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>>173771292
Not quite. It was the Omniums that started building Omnics that were attacking.
God AIs are another thing entirely.
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>no mondatta skin

also is 2.0 lucio any good?

where does my boy zen fit into this new meta?
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>>173771369
what is this, good OC on /owg/
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>>173771302
Just like Tracer, yeah?

Honestly, though, you're going to get a gun duel between the two. Ana ends up getting shot in her left eye and lives.
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>>173771058
Yes, 2400, I haven't.
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>Omnics start a war to wipe out humanity
>A mere 13 years after getting beaten and forced to surrender they attack London and kill hundreds
Why are the Omniggers supposed to be sympathetic again?
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>>173771260
I've got literally every other skin than the Mercy and Widow ones.
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>>173771369
All those nonswedish letters triggers me
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>>173771341
Nice, I was wondering if that actually happens, because the animation seemed so... situational. Gotta try it out later.
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>>173771464
Lucio is a wallriding DPS now, not good for Zen sadly. Imagine playing against a Lucio and then play against a Zen, hardest target in the game vs easiest target in the game.
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>>173771523
Because liberals are emotionally babies.
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>>173771369

Is this an alternate timeline where good OC is posted in /owg/?
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>>173771440
Nah you are things
Omnica corp build Omniums, big autonomous production plants
Omniums were controlled by God A.I's
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>>173770729
I don't know why people keep saying that. Yes, Ana does more healing. If she's firing non-stop and never, ever misses a single shot.

In practice however, Mercy heals way better.
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Holy shit you guys, Reyes' voice in uprising is making me wet.
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>>173771369
as a Scandinavian those letters trigger me
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>>173771523
they aren't it's just the common narrative that minorities cannot be the bad guys by definition even if they're terrorists (then it's still the fault of evil fleshy for opressing poor omnics).
>>
>reyes' voice
this kills the immersion
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>>173771563
>>173771484
It's not OC, i stole it
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>>173771523
Know the difference, retard
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>>173771569
Nope. Omniums built military robots from abandomed consumer robotic plants.
God AIs mind control omnics.
So far no link has been made.
If you are referring to the wiki whoever wrote it provided no source.
The lore states its unknown why the Omniums reactivated
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>>173771302
Pretty much.

I'm no shipper myself, but I imagine part of the 'fun' of unconfirmed shit like this is that fans can ship characters with whatever the hell they want and generate attention for the game.
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= Nullsector?
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>>173770225
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753106825?page=2#post-26
>>
>10 boxes
>not a single skin yet
considering suicide
>>
>>173771634

From reddit?
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>>173771579
yeah no, if you're somewhat close to 70% unscoped Ana will heal much quicker than Mercy. Mercy might heal more by healing people from 80-100% when there's no pressure but Ana is definitely the better healer.
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>>173771593
W-wet where?
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>>173771635
>Nesskain

UNF just have him do all 2d art, Blizzard. Fuck you doing with this 2nd rate comic artists?
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This man is your friend
He fights for harmony
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AZ, a bomb
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>>173771661

>It is so, because I tell you so

Why the fuck is China the only country were Blizzard have to reveal their jewish tricks (droprate)?
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>>173770225
Nice confirmation bias, dumbass
I didn't get SHIT in the summer crates and the only reason I actually got what I wanted from other events was because I could buy them.
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>>173771653
Nullsector is/was relevant and powerful.
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>>173771635
One good Omnic outweighs hundreds of innocent deaths?
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>>173771559
i gold gunned zenny but never play him unless i'm with a coordinated group which is never
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>>173771664
http://phammyy.tumblr.com/post/159328546405/guoh-art-spoilers-it-turns-out-toblerone-is

Speaking of which, we have too little drawfrieds,compared to let's say /r6g
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>>173771716
I unironically think that he "shell" sprey is a ghost in the shell reference.
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>>173771773
/r6g/ really only has one good one
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>>173771635
there were good nazis too
>inb4 triggered
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>>173771716

>supposedly "peaceful" robo Buddha
>uses extreme force
>kills without regard of race, gender or age

Sure is some harmony...
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>>173771798
Yeah and Hitler made sure to purge them
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>>173771745
A similar law is possible coming to effect in EU countries as well. I'm looking forward to it.
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>>173771770
I gold gunned Widowmaker
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>>173770658
FUcking bronies

next we get a furry hero
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>>173771813
[citation needed]
>>
>>173771661
>>173771753
I grind a 100 levels on every event and got everything on the Summer games, while I missed a few on Halloween and barely got half of the stuff on the rest. I got two legendary at the same time a few times on Summer. Never again.

Just sayin.
>>
>uprising game
>play as mercy
>tank is a fucking idiot who has no idea how to use reinhardt
>have to constantly stress out on keeping everyone alive
>match takes an insanely long amount of time
>idiot tank gets POTG only for using his alt
>for whatever fucking reason, he also gets epic votes from the other two dofuses

How do healers do it all the time, fuck.
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>>173771807
yeah some really dank harmony 2bh
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>>173771813
>Implying Hitler wasn't one of the good ones
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>>173771852
I don't want to fuck real horses, just robot centaurs

Only a fag wouldn't fuck Orisa
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>>173771857
>Works for me
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>>173771646
It doesn't really generate attention for the game, but rather ends up making headcanons run rampant and ending with shit storms.

I mean, if you want attention, Tracer being confirmed lesbian did that. Or just more recently, the implications of Genji and Mercy being a couple from the datamined voicelines that ended up making it to the live servers did that as well.
>>
>>173771857
>Grinding 100 levels in 3 weeks
Get a job
>>
>>173771689
Ana does 25% more healing with her biotic rifle if she fires non-stop and lands every shot, not counting reloading time.

Grenade is the only thing allowing her to keep up.
>>
My review of the non-strike team heroes I've played the PvE event with in Hard or greater difficulties:

Soldier: not as good as one might think. Small clip size hurts him and his ult usually doesn't have much of an impact

Pharah: above average, solid DPS choice, powerful ult. Squishy.

Junkrat: quite strong but the way his grenades jostle the bots around may make it a pain in the ass for your team

Hanzo: increbily strong especially if you can consistently land headshots. Ult is basically cheese in some situations as it can annihilate an entire wave of enemies or snipe enemies behind cover. Mediocre/weak if you can't headshot.

Reaper: really bad, has to be close to the action and health globes don't spawn from every enemy.

I postulate that Symmetra would be incredibly strong in this mode since you can just sentry up the payload to melt Slicers and just microwave everything else nonstop. Genji seems like he'd be good too since he'd be able to spam Swift Strike a lot.
>>
omniggers
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>>173771887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
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>>173771889
>there wasnt a Null Sector captain skin for Zenyatta

I want some bad ass purple punk Zenyatta. He could have even been the final boss/super weak guy you kill after all the shit in PvE.
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>>173769797
>>173769592
>>173769672
Mercy is shit, don't even try to pretend you're good.
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>>173771807
>>173771889
He's equal opportunity ass beater. He's something everyone should strive to be.
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>Null Sector is evil hateful violent faction
>hostile Omnics are trading technology to humans secretly
>The Iris is similar to the mysterious Eye that exposed Sombra
What exactly are the Omnics up to.
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THUNDER THIGHS
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>>173771993
How does it feel to know I'm a Mercy main and will be higher ranked than you forever?
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>>173771369
>he thinks swedish letters just have a bunch of dots everywhere
litteraly shaking right now
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>>173771998
>where do the god programs fit into the equation, what are they to the omnics?
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>>173771949
I have one.
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>>173771770
Just use Lucio Zen, Lucio can keep up the heals now anyway.
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>>173771998
Depends on who you ask. :^)
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omniggers
omniggers
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>>173771887
>damage boosting fully charged Rein
>whole pack of trashbots right in front of him
>he seems literally unable to let go of M2
>shoot them myself
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>5:30EST
>Tons of teen boys getting up for school
>Playing Overwatch before they have to get ready
>Griefing all over Uprising

I just want the achievements.
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>>173771967
If you have orisa, pharah/mcree just need to stand behind the shield and leftclick forever.

If mcree can aim he'll do ridiculous damage.

Bastion/Orisa is maximum cheese, they both absolutely murder bot waves, Orisa's ult easily counters miniboss waves.

Symmetra is a bit wonky but if she sets turrets up where bots spawn she gets about 50% of all kills. Her M1 melts bots but she needs ranged heals (zen/ana)
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>>173772086
I managed to team up with some pretty good ones.
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>>173772082
fully healed*
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Anyone here on OCE who wants to do some comfy uprising runs for boxes?
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>>173771369
>Zenyatta is way too peaceful for an omnic, like he can only experience tranquility
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>>173771993
MERCY IS very cute AND IS A great healer FOR any team SO YOU SHOULD appreciate her
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Guys you might check if your graphic settings got reset to default. Because mine did and I only noticed after I couldn't hit shit with McCree and realised I had only 60 FPS.
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Pro tip : If you wanna win at uprising, just fucking pick bastion
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>>173771949
>every game roughly gives 3k xp and takes 20 mins
>needs 7 games for a level (140 mins = 2h 20 min)
>700 games for 100 levels
>700 x 140 min = 98.000 min
>98000 / 60 = 1633 h
>1633/24 = 68 days
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>>173771773
I don't want to draw for you idiots with no taste.
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>>173772208
ana is better unless you're below plat
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Is it just me or did they buff Widow's butt in her new skin?
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>>173771369
>How did you mess up so much on these blueprints? It's just simple geometry!
Give Chu a medal
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>join game
>all the gooks quit at once
>game proceeds with only 2 players on our team instead of re-instancing
>get wrecked
>join a match immediately after
>1 person not on our team
>boots us for re-instancing

If I could get a refund I would've by now but I can't so I guess I'll just enjoy eating shit.
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>be me
>get the genji skin
>play QP
>pick genji
>everyone is complimenting my skin
>win the match
>get a quadruple kill dragonblade POTG
>everyone commends me and says how good I am

hell yeah motherfuckers
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Who else is genderfluid too?


btw. This is a joke right? Right?
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Im still stuck trying to win at Expert. How much harder is Legendary?
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>>173772360
>things that every Genji main wishes would happen but absolutely never does
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>>173771773
I want somebody to draw Ana and Sombra desperately trying to teach Tracer how to throw a ball
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>>173772269
but ana isn't cute

she's washed up anon
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>>173769613
>Orisa+Bastion
>The omnics are the best at busting omnics

Really makes you think
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>>173772370
They got the first sentence of their third paragraph right, at least.
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>Be Torbjörn
>Reinhardt doesn't prötect me turret
>Reinhardt charges in near a Bastion and gets caught his his beard in a letterbox
>Tracer dies 16 times before the cart is brought in
>Mercy doesn't heal me
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>>173772370
>I am genderfluid/two spirit
>androg agender, masc agener
>occasionally actually feel like my birth gender
Someone translate this to plain english to me.
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>>173771341
Jesus. Not a big deal but her shoulder rockets in Thunderbird/Raindancer use the normal rocket model instead of the unique ones you see during her barrage intro while Raptorian and Mechaqueen use their unique version.
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>>173772387
That's actually sad, tho, he didnt even try to make the story sound real. He just shitted a bunch of things he wish happend to him once on his life
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>>173772417
>but ana isn't cute
I've never seen anyone with such shit taste before.
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>>173772273
Her hips looks strange in the pants. They're puffy and make her ass and hips look bigger.
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>having a Bastion is the only way to win legendary
>so tired of playing it myself
>anyone else that plays him is full on retarded

Help.
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>>173772370
>two spirit
Yo, how it works
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>tracer's ass on 1080p 4k res
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>>173772370
>17
It's such an actual fucking shame that there are literal kids being fed these garbage mentalities
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>playing uprising
>team splits up
easiest way to lose for free
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>>173772370
I dunno how long "two spirit" has been a thing for native americans, but this seems a bit off
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>>173772370
I bet those kinds of people say the right words to their therapists just so they can get diagnosed with a mental illness they probably don't even have.
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>>173768834
>First Bastion appears
>Get rekt as Tracer before I can drop ult and e out
>Rein misses his charge
>He gets killed.
>The other 2 don't know how to revive
>gg
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So did they specifically design Sombra because they needed a shit character that fits nowhere?
>get tickled by stray bullet from the other side of the map
>cockblocked from ahcking
>cockblocked from stealthing
>that long ass fucking delay between the end of the stealth and the attack
>that long ass fucking delay between the end of the stealth and FUCKIGN HACKING
Why can't you hack in stealth mode?
Why can't you hack immediately after leaving stealth mode?
What the fuck is going on?
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>>173772458
>I am absolutely desperate for attention and will say or do anything to get it
>>
why didn't they just put the laser sight under the pistol

jesus christ
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>>173772565
>I'm a bad player
>I'm a bad player
>I'm a bad player
>I'm a bad player
>I'm a bad player
zzzzz
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>>173772651
Commander Reyes said that this is not edgy enough
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>Just want to get the new mode done on Legendary
>People keep randomly leaving half way when we're doing good, or it's just complete 1k idiots queueing straight for Legendary and not knowing what the fuck they're doing

There should be a requirement to complete the previous difficulties, this is just getting annoying.
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>>173772651
literally attaches a laser pointer to the top of the gun
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>>173772484
whatever you say, disgusting grannyfucker
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>>173772768
I was queued with a group that said they skipped the other difficulties and went right to legendaries. They literally ran to the other side of the map because they thought there was a robot base there.
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>failed the phase where the cart get swarmed as it is trying to start up and then the bastions and bombs start appearing for the 10th time already
tfw its only expert

I dont think I'll get this event done
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>>173772434
Omnic on omnic crime is a serious problem
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If more people were like Angela, the world would be a better place. She's smart, altruistic, and noble.

I would gladly give my life for her or someone like her.
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Why do these people exist?

Obvious throw

They can't get banned for it? Instalocking 5% WR heroes
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>>173772812
how do I get a support gf (male)
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>>173772831
Gotten to the second bastion spawn (where an eradicator and big bomb spawn quickly after it) a few times now and no further.
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How good/bad is Zarya for the uprising event?
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>ask about how everybody's luck with the skins in QP
>at the end of the game, somebody says "not a lot of people talk in QP. You guys seem fun. I'll add you"
>tfw I'm a horrible human being
>tfw get a friend request

Should I accept?
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>4 gold with widowmaker
>gold objective time with widowmaker

I wouldn't be surprised if the people who complain about people that complain about their team being shit aren't just ass-mad shitters who contributed nothing at all except feeding the other team.
Thank fucking God this game doesn't have ticket matches.

They need to start including a match scoreboard like every other game so fucking faggots who drain on the entire team can be shamed in real time.
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>wanna come back to the game
>not a single friend wants to reinstall with me

Guess it's solo queue
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>>173771306
Whine about it hard enough on the forum and they'll change it
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>>173772457
As someone who plays Torbjorn a lot, don't put your turret behind Rein anyway. It's better off being placed in a place where you expect flankers to try and sneak in from.
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>there are people literally complaining that the event is too hard
>just won "hard" missing one guy and with a shit comp
come on I mean everyone should be able to complete expert at least
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>>173771505
Nobody gave a shit about tracer though, and no one still does now that she's a dyke. But people are specifically bugging him about those two
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>team can't focus a target

JUST LIKE MY COMPETITIVE ANIMES
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Anyone notice the bug on the payload in uprising where it fucks up your aim?
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>>173772934
she's good in legendary because you're pretty much always 100% charged. needs perma healing though.
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>>173772959
... is that geese?
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>Guardian Angel player icon

welp, I'm done, all I wanted was Mercy skin and the icon.
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>>173772373
Pretty much impossible in a pug.
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>>173773115
I thought I was the only one, when I was playing Orisa my reticle was completely lower than where I was actually shooting
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lucio seems broken, at least at my shitter diamond mmr
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>>173772031
It's a prerequisite for joining blackwatch
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>>173773115
Yeah, shit's fucked
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>>173773152
I thought this about Junkenstein too but won it with a pug in the end. Took an entire night though.
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>>173771773
>Genji
>Not Mada Mada or I need healing

Otherwise pretty good
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>>173773115
Yup. It has something to do with how your vision is tilted when standing on it. It's when the payload breaks down for a bit.
I was playing as Bastion, and it felt like all of my shots were going through the enemy. Then I aimed a little lower.

They'll fix it.
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Is it possible to upgrade to the origins edition if you have the base game or do you have to rebuy the whole thing?
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Did they boost lucio's damage?

the fuck
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>>173773115
Yes, I had no idea what was happening. I was shooting at the exact same spot as your pic, except as Bastion, and was doing 0 damage
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what does angela's armpit sweat smell like?
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>Morning east coast
>Quality of uprising pugs drops dramatically
bravo amerifats
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Okay, McCree needs buffs. This is idiotic.

1. His fall off range is too low. Who decided he needed a shorter fall off range than Soldier 76?

2. His primary fire needs to do more damage as well.

3. Hell, his secondary fire could use a buff. Not back to what it was at release, but it could use one.

4. His ult is fucking stupid. If there's a Sombra, Mei, Reinhardt, Winston, Orisa, Roadhog, D.va or Ana on the enemy team, it's entirely fucking useless. Widow and Genji also hard counter it. Hell, anyone who does more damage than Lucio or Winston pretty much hard counters it by left clicking in his direction.

Seriously, he's fucking useless. What he should be is a flanker with better long range capabilities than others. However, he doesn't have the mobility to have a flanker, FtH is no longer reliable enough to guarantee a kill even on squishies and his long range damage is total shit because not only does it fall off way too quickly, but it's too low to be worth it. Basically, instead of making him somewhat good at both, he's mediocre at both and good for nothing.
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>>173773297
???
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>>173773238
This is much worse than Junkenstein. I was able to pug that no problem.
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>>173770485
That was literally confirmed back in October with "It's in the refrigerator"
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>>173773297
yes because everyone plays OW at 6 AM
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>>173773338
Solo carry'd with McCree to GM if that means anything
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>>173773274
Yes, you do up to 160 damage in a sincge click now
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>That new Tracer spray
>It's a photo of her in the slipstream jet right before her accident
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Is Sombra the least useful character for this brawl? What does get hack even do?
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>>173773369
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>>173773338
he needs a longer range on his pocket sand
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>>173772841
>I would gladly give my life
Good. Kill yourself already
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Make a decent hero OP, /owg/. I'll start.
>Winston's tesla cannon now reduces the effects of healing when hitting a target.
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>>173773406
I fucking solo carry'd to GM as McCree only.
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>>173773272
You can upgrade no problem. It's currently $10.
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>>173772032
Fine, because you get carried.
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>>173773369
I solo queued my way to GM as Mei(even on attack). So no, it doesn't really mean much. If you're good enough at one hero, you can get to GM with anyone.

But that character is still underpowered.
>>
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>>173773421
>Soldier's gun now does 999 damage per bullet
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>>173773404
Sombra is immensely powerful in uprising. Her hack pretty much stuns the target for its duration, can be used on anything, including Bastions and OR-14s. EMP in particular makes her fucking broken.
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>>173773476
overwatch was a mistake
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>>173773296
She shaves and uses a lite Dove deoderant. Huh.
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>>173773476

y tho
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>>173773338
Why do you think McCree should be a flanker instead of sticking with healers to whoah there anyone who wants to try and gank them

Also having a flanker with a hard stun is a fucking dumb idea
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>>173773338
McCree is now reverted to release version and gains 200 armor for the duration of his ult. Is he fixed?
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>>173773274
yeah, I can actually kill other healers now lol
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>>173773421
>>Winston's tesla cannon now reduces the effects of healing when hitting a target.
That's basically all it does anyway.
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>>173773527

whoah there
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thanks Jeff
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Playing Comp, and my team has a group of 3 that spends the whole first round goofing off and suicide and laughing. Then want to get serious second round literally screaming that we're idiots because we can't get the first point as easily as they did. Maybe if you wanted us to win you should actually try all the time?
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So far, Efi is the better engineer than Torbjorn.
His fucking payload needs to startup for 3 fucking minutes whilst a wave of omnics are going towards you.
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>>173773338
Why on earth should he be a flanker? I get that McCree is underpowered, but why on earth should he be a flanker?
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>>173773338
Even Lucio can counter that bitch ass nigga's ult.

>IT'S HIGH NOON
>Can clearly see that fuckhuge red glowing spot
>Boop McCree backwards
>Either get shot for my trouble but save the team, or McCree just runs out of time before he can snailpace his way back
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>starting to see D.va literally every game
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>>173773527
>why would the guy whose schtick is a short range stun with a massive burst ability be a flanker

gee batman you tell me

And "healer babysitter" would be an idiotic role for a high damage character, even on defense.
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>>173773586
>why would the guy whose schtick is a short range stun with a massive burst ability be a flanker
>again
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>>173773338
McCree was the dominant dps role pick before the game became World of Barrierscraft.
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>>173773548
Release version McCree was idiotic. Being able to 100-0 tanks with FtH was completely unnecessary, not to say fucking broken.

He didn't need the other nerfs though.
>>
It's nice having an event, now only half of loot box items are dupes.
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>Roadhog's new lines

I didn't know how bad I wanted him to say "She'll be right" before.

Still mad we neither Junkrat nor Roadhog have "Witness me!" or some other thinly veiled Mad Max reference.
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>play all heroes
>hear Junkrat's callout for a Bastion
He sounds so frightened and I just want to hold him...
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>>173773656
>>173773723
what other flanker has a stun

you really think McCree being able to consistently show up behind people, flashbang FtH them is good design? This game has enough stun focus with roadhog and ana
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>>173773836
>Still mad we neither Junkrat nor Roadhog have "Witness me!" or some other thinly veiled Mad Max reference.
Ana does. She also has those Wasteland skins that make her look like the grannies from Fury Road.
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>>173773836
What does "She'll be right" even mean
>>
>>173773739
He was the dominant dps role pick before he got nerfed specifically because he could counter Pharah so well.

Unless you think World of Barrierscraft started with Orisa, in which case you're fucking retarded. Soldier 76, Pharah and Tracer were pretty much the only DPS ever picked by winning teams, with Genji peppered in once in a while. McCree, Reaper and Sombra basically got zero time.
>>
Null Sector is hacking the servers
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>>173773836
Is there a list with all the new lines?
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>>173773865
I think that they should make his stun have a six second cooldown.
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>>173773924
Itll be alright
>>
>>173773926
>and Sombra
This was before Sombra's addition to the game. Once the meta began to revolve around Ana, McCree fell off because he couldn't do shit about her immense healing throughput.
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>>173773865
>he has a stun therefore he can't be a flanker

No, not seeing your logic here. What, are you going to say "Roadhog doesn't have a barrier therefore he can't be a tank" next?

The role of a flanker is to get up close to an opponent without them noticing and blowing their head off before they can react. McCree does that perfectly well.
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>>173773924
It's just a general reassurance that works in just about any situation, up to and including war. It's very Australian

>>173773902
It's kinda dumb Ana has them, the grannies never once say that line.
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So what's the general consensus, /owg/? Is it well received, mediocre, or shit?

Personally I like everything waist up. Her pants are weird and she's seriously lacking some proper boots. I don't even fucking know what the hell she's wearing on her feet. But her widow's peak and little ahoge are cute, the goggles are cool, and her gun is the best one in the game imo.
>>
Has anyone beaten Legendary with the default 4 heroes?

I keep seeing Torbjorn's place their turret to the side on the 2nd hack point and it never actually kills anything unless we're already overrun, which tends to happen with only a Tracer doing any killing
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>>173774021
I like all the legendaries because they are understated but new uniforms.
Much more refreshing then a lot of the tacky vanilla legendaries.
>>
Uprising has got to be the best thing to come to Overwatch.
I actually felt being a part of Overwatch and not just a multiplayer game from a triple A dev.
>>
>Still no Siege of Eichenwalde gamemode
>Slowly getting pushed back through the town into the castle
>Defeat becomes increasingly likely
>Forced with your backs against the wall, trying to hold out long enough for the Germany army to mobilise and counter-attack
>Objective: Survive
>You can't survive, no matter what
>>
>>173774000
Again, that was because of the nerfs he got. Not because of Ana, not because "barriers", not anything else. He got unwarranted nerfs.

Hell, why do you seem to think that if Ana was removed from the equation, McCree would somehow be good? He would still be an inferior pick. His problem isn't that he's hard countered by a meta pick or even that he's hard to fit in a team, it's that he's fucking garbage. The only heroes with a lower win rate in comp are Sombra, Hanzo and Widowmaker, and that should tell you everything you need to know.
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>>173774108
Agreed, they're very tame, but still a complete redesign, like they should be.
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>>173774021
widowmaker is shit both gameplay-wise and as a waifu. no skins is going to change that.
>>
I'm glad Blizzard has finally added shield gen voicelines but there's something fucked about the algorithm. The line is prompted constantly and seems to mostly come from the same character all game.

I was playing Junkrat and I swear he said his shield gen line like 5 times in a less than a couple of minutes. And the game before Mercy just kept saying it over and over.

Anybody else noticed this?
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>>173774115
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>>173774187
>being able to delet an entire team in a handful of clicks
>bad
>>
>6 boxes
>0 purples
>0 yellows
>0 handstanding Lucios
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do you get kicked for inactivity in event? i will try to farm exp if you catch my draft
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>>173774048
I have, and I exclusively ran torb. I've gotten best results at second point by putting the turret on the perch behind the statue (the one closest to the side of the map). Just molten core when they start flooding in and spam the choke from high ground.
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>play Uprising for boxes
>Pick Bastion and just shoot at anything that has a decent HP bar

I dont know why isnt he an instapick in this mode at least

Got 5 boxes, but got nothing good, man, that sucks

Also, how do I decide between Overwatch Mercy versus Witch Mercy?
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I got the Rein epic. Literally the wurst
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>>173771018
>mfw wasted all my money just to buy genji's and widow's skin
>feelsbad cus i can buy blackwatch mccree
>probably wont receive it in a box and i'll never get 3k that fast
>see this
>mfw
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>>173774115
>Going down swinging alongside the other Crusaders, screaming about glory and justice

i'd play the fuck out of that
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What are the new skin voice lines?
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>>173774296
>Buying skins at the start of an event instead of the end

you fucked up nigger
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Anyone else having server problems?
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>>173774115
>You can't survive, no matter what
I've sort of been surprised that neither of the PvE's have been like this. Halo's Firefight mode was great. It had never ending rounds that consistently ramped up the difficulty. You could play for hours if you were good enough
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>>173774127
>>173774000
Hell, just look at the stats yourself:

https://www.overbuff.com/heroes?mode=competitive

The only heroes with lower pick rates are the snipers, who attract garbage players like magnets, and Sombra, who also needs buffs.The only heroes with a lower E:D ratio are the four healers and Reinhardt. To me, it's obvious that he's in dire need of buffs. Playing him says so. Theorycrafting says so. Basic logic says so. Stats say so. There is no excuse for leaving him in that state.
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>>173774115
>one minute until reinforcements arrive
>the AI teammates throw you into the spawn of Eichenwalde and lock the door
>you can hear them all dying while the German army arrives
>new legendary skin: blonde rein
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>>173774309
So far Mcree says stuff about Mercy curing his lung cancer. Then there is a line suggesting he fucked Ana
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>>173774336
Uh, why is the average winrate lower than 50%
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>>173774375
No new ult lines? Damn.
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>this triggers the /owg/tard
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>>173774336
>Overbuff

top meme, anon

>>173774369
>Forced to watch your allies charge into the horde and be slaughtered in the name of peace
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>>173773476
>watch this gabe! One hand!
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>>173773396
It's fine, anon. She was fine.
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>>173774452
stop it
I SAID STOP IT
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>queue in pve
>team taking a long time to decide heroes
>they all lock in dps
People are retarded
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>>173774336
>lower winrates*

derp
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>Everyone locks in their characters in PvE
>Some guy chucks a shitfit and leaves because he has to play Mercy

what a pussy, I've been playing Battle Mercy half the game
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Vanilla legendary is a fucking bitch, I bet people are already crying for nerfs to it.
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>>173774248
Yes, and very quickly.
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>>173774536
>uprising
>hero picking time
>teammates pick Hanzo, Widow and Mei
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>12 loot boxes
>still no skins
Watch me get a non-event skin in the next box
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>>173768932
Winston or Symmetra will deal with your genji problem. If you're on a main healer then just scream at your team until they help you :^)
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>>173774627
Its literally that, then when they realise they fucked up they quit. This is in the hardest modes too.
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>>173774648

>20 boxes in
>the only skin I got was for fucking Widomaker
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PSA TO ALL TRACERS

YOU CAN SHOOT THE FUCKING BACK OF SHIELD OMNICS TO REMOVE THE SHIELD

YOU CAN MAKE ORISA'S WASTE THEIR SHIELD BY SHOOTING IT THE WRONG WAY

ENEMIES WILL AUTO AGGRO IF YOU SHOOT THEM FROM BEHIND

PEEK BASTIONS YOU RETARDS
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>>173774592
i need a way to farm xp ;_;
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>mfw those big fucking grind fights for an objective
>now with new Lucio on both sides jumping on the payload like a madman
How horrifying
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OR-14 are stronger than OR-15
Efi is hack
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Which heroes require the least amount of key pressing to be good anyway?

Some of my keyboard keys are broken and I had to reroute them and sometimes it feels awkward trying to do certain things
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>>173774913
Nigga just buy a keyboard
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>>173771954
Factor in that Ana can heal from a much safer position and thus has a much larger chance to avoid potential downtime due to dying.

And by that same logic, Ana's healing is MUCH more responsive than Mercy's as she does not need to physically travel between targets.

Ana is blatantly the superior healer.
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higher difficulties don't give extra xp, right?
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>>173774913
if your keyboard is broken you buy a new keyboard dude
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>>173774913
Your next move is going to be to samefag and say that whichever hero just made you butthurt is the faceroll one.
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>>173774702
>I've only gotten the only worthwhile skin in the event
poor you
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>>173775008
>>173774972
This is on a laptop, so replacing it is harder
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>>173774991
nope, more time does. try to drag out as much as youcan
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>>173772031
God, he's fucking gorgeous.
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>>173775039
No it isn't. Just buy a keyboard and plug it in.
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>>173775039
You can still plug a keyboard into a laptop
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I just barely eked out a win in Any Hero mode. Team comp was Soldier (me), D-Va, Mercy, McCree. Sounds solid right?

Wrong. The McCree was the worst I have ever seen in my entire life. He got killed 6 times before we even got the payload moving, nearly causing a team wipe two of them.

Then he ragequit, which was a mixed blessing, and the remaining three of us powered through, but it was intense. I think the payload was at 1% health when we made it to the door.

If that D-Va and Mercy are here (it was on PS4), God fucking bless you for sticking that out, I salute you.

And may a swift and agonizing death come to all McShitheads who can't even play the easiest character on the roster, Amen.
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>>173775107
>McCree on Uprising

Now you find out why hes working behind the scenes instead of on the field
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>>173775107
>playing any difficulty above easy without Tracer
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>>173774021
love the pony-tail and her ass looks amazing on those pants
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so how is lucio now
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Why the fuck did they make Widowmaker's hair blue in her new skin? Why would the hair be blue but everything else be unaffected by Talon's retarded brainwashing program?
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>>173775240
Lucio is always going to be one of those characters who will remain played and viable if anything because of ease of use and being the jack of all trades for supports
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>there will be people who will cosplay as the new Tracer skin
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>>173773656
....because he's slow as fuck and loud as shit?

You're a retard.
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>>173775037

The problem here is that it's for a worthless hero.
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>>173775107
That McCree was me. I just wanted to see my new skin, sorry dude
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>>173769152
>had a teammate yesterday named AnimalMother
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>>173773778
So it's retarded if a 200 HP hero with no movement abilities, no sustain can have the opportunity to 100-0 a tank that somehow lets him get within his 7 meter range, but it's perfectly okay that Roadhog can do it from 21 meters while having effectively 900 HP?
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>>173775310
So, because he's slow as fuck and loud as shit, he's not able to buttfuck people by getting up close to them and blowing them away before they can react.

Nah, not seeing the logic.
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>>173774853
>lijang tower garden
>enemy lucio is zipping around the top pillar in the middle of the cp
>no one can stop him
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>>173774002
Holy shit what kind of mongoloid MMR are you playing in where McCree, one of the loudest and slowest characters in the game, is able to sneak up on people?
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>>173775440
Roadhog's long range capabilities are basically zero. He's a one trick pony.
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>>173775392
Nice try, but he was using the murrica skin.

It was unreal how terrible he was. I can only assume that a bolt of lightning struck him as punishment, thus accounting for his sudden exit.
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The one where McCree's teammates are smart enough to actually be shooting at the enemy team so they can't afford to just be standing around looking out for flankers.
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>>173775440
Yes, because your dumb ass is forgetting the part where McCree was also the best general DPS in the game at the same time.
Roadhog can deal a lot of damage, has nowhere near the same consistent damage output and range McCree has
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>>173772082
>tell them to pay attention
>"heal us"
>Are you sure you want to leave the game?
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>>173775623
I think release McCree would be fine in the current environment. Remember that on release a whole ton of people thought Bastion was OP as hell too. People were just inexperienced.
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>>173775623
but has*
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STOP USING YOUR HEAL BEAM ON FULL HEALTH REINHARDT AND HEAL TORBJORN
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>adding 3 new button-presses to the report system
t-thanks blizzard
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>>173775471
>I live in a fantasy world where everyone is as deaf and retarded as me.

Cool story man.
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>>173775689
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>>173775681
No, FtH dealing 400+ damage is cancer, it's balanced the way it is now. I would approve of McSnipe, or decreasing the cooldown on Mccree's abilities.
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>>173775681
>hard stun followed up by 800 damage is fine

no he fucking would not, I have never seen an opinion on balance this bad. I bet you think Mercy's beam should be 50% damage boost too
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>>173775240
He's ok. You can't just be generally around your time and heal them anymore, you need to go to the people that need healing and stand close. Your damage is higher, not significantly enough to go 1v1ing DPS classes but you'll notice it, especially when you land headshots.
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>>173775727
This is written by someone who hadn't played legendary.
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wtf im in love with widow now
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Any moments that shared your faith in humanity?
>dorado 3:3 we have 1 min they have 5 to push it as far as we can
>we don't even push it under the bridge
>time to defend
>junkrat, sym, zarya, soldier, lucio, mercy
>just accepting my fate at this point
>enemy team chokes extremely hard and doesn't even push it around the small building next to the bridge
>win
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>>173775536
After the last buff, the effective range band on his M2 is just barely shorter than McCrees M1.

If anything, McCree is a bigger one trick pony.
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>>173775727
I feel like this should be appended with "Rein hides behind his shield and doesn't do anything else". I've played the more aggressive Rein and won much acclaim just because people get sick of the ones who just park their asses in front of Torb's turret and go AFK with Mercy.
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>was #1 on the new brawls leaderboard for a while
>got 3 friend requests asking for help
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>>173775845
>the effective range band on his M2 is just barely shorter than McCrees M1.
How are you THIS delusional
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>>173775774
Yes, those are sound tactics on Legendary.

Wait, what?
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>problems I experience in competitive carry over to Uprising

SHIT
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>>173769423
what mode and difficulty?
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>>173769592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlsSiEpZMQY
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>>173775858
Aggro Rein is great against the weaker nulls when they're bunched up. But you HAVE to shield your team from Bastions and OR-14s.

And in my experience, there are way more Reins who can't find their right mouse button than there are who can't find their left mouse button.
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>push objective all the way to the end
>faggot team decides to be pussies and stand 5 miles away from it and shoot at the enemy
>literally 3 team mates backtrack the entire map to kill a Lucio who was fucking around
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>>173775767
t. Winston player
Fuck off, tanks need more counters.
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>>173775780
no, you always was
and you have always shitposted about her
you don't even play the game
get help
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>>173776002
>it's a "stand at the choke point and shoot vaguely in the direction of the point, then suicide charge when there's 30 seconds left" episode
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>8/10 placements
>not even diamond
wew
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>>173775767
All heroes should be boosted to the point that their TTK isn't 60 years.

Stop catering to these festering retarded casuals who represent all that's inherently wrong with mankind. They're completely devoid of sapience, they're Jewish goy golems at best and walking piles of feces at worst. They're not fit to be called humans, they don't have the intellectual capabilities to even be called animals. They're mindless fucking dregs who deserve no respect whatsoever in any form and should be systematically scoured from the globe and their descendents euthanized until eugenics can run its course. Console fags need to be brought to heel.
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>>173775883
Go test it.
McCree is only more effective at the 17m to 24m range band. After that, damage drop-off makes them both basically useless.
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>>173771361
Alright, I found this one for those who are interested
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>>173776140
Is this pasta
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>>173775882
Oh shit I just checked and I'm #50, is this based on time played or performance?
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>>173776014
then buff reaper, you don't need to invalidate him even more by having both roadhog AND mccree be far superior tankbusters
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>>173776284
No but I write most of the pasta here. If you repost it be sure to give credit to me.
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>All these battle mercys in uprising

Believe it or not, but you're better off healing than using your peashooter.
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>go on multiple loss streaks this season
>blizzard just now fixes the streak system
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>open 8 lootboxes
>get fuckall
t-thanks blizzard
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>>173776278
>new content patch
>10 new skins
>3 highlight intros
>3 emotes
>48 voice lines
>13 player icons
>31 sprays
>16 actually relevant items
>101 pieces of garbage to reduce the odds of getting something relevant in loot boxes
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>>173776391
I'll be sure to. I commend you sir, this is top tier material.
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>>173776057
What's the right way of passing chokes? When I play Rein, I try to push through but not charging when my team gets a pick. Sometimes it works, sometimes my team decides to just hang comfortably back from the choke entrance for eternity
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>>173776580
>>173776391
Hey that's not me
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>>173774115
>survive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZWENcKxTg
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>>173773338
Yeah because the other 4 offense flankers just weren't enough.
He's designed to sit behind the tank and counter the flankers that try to swooce on into your backline. Thats why he has the magical ability to kill tracers with a single flashbang headshot. There aren't a lot of heroes that can fill that role without some insane aim/prediction

I do agree that he got nerfed a little too hard. Its needlessly difficult to play him when you can just turn off your brain and play soldier with better results instead.
Damage falloff at 50-55 meters and a slight spread decrease on fan is all he really needs.

Soldier's ult is the real problem. He's the only offense hero who doesn't have to put himself way at risk to use it.
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>>173770158
>"pharahs native american skin is cultural appropriation blizz, delet this"
>blizz furiously rewrites the story to make ana ½ native american so that her skin isnt cultural appropriation

bravo blizz
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>>173776160
>only more effective at the 17m to 24m range band.
>damage drop-off makes them both basically useless.
>both basically useless
>past 24 m
>Go test it

Here I am, nigger. now what?
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>>173776583
Everyone needs to go through at the same time, and it's preferrable to have someone capable of mitigating the damage during the push. Rein, D.va, Winston, Zarya and now Orisa can all do that. Hell, Mei and Symmetra can do it as well. Fucking GENJI can do it. Having ults helps a ton.

The important part is everyone doing it at the same time, not just trickling in one at a time to get picked off, or shooting from the choke and hoping to somehow team kill the enemy.

"Poking" is only useful if you manage to pick off one enemy before the push so you have a numbers advantage.
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Literally picking ''stupid picks'' in upsrping every time and everyone spergs the fuck out
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>>173776278
>emotes
>Hanzo
>immediately launch game
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>>173776757
Now do a barrel roll.
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>>173776583
my friend plays rein and tells the team in voice that he is going to move forward with his shield up. works 90% of the time.
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>>173777119
been doing this since mvm shit's cash
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Why doesn't Blizzard just halve the range of Roadhog's hook to balance him? He can still do his job but won't be insanely OP anymore
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>>173777251
you stop suggesting stuff

i enjoy hooking pharahs/snipers from their safe spots
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>>173776278
They forgot to put the Victory Poses in this shit
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>>173777251
He has a habit of melting if exposed to fire for long. Be more aware of his position and accept sometimes you just get hooked.
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>>173776160
just to rub it in. Hog at 20m, McCree at 30m
Let's not forget that Hog's gun shoots projectiles in a large cone, which can make it very difficult to land any meaningful shots at a range, while McCree has a hitscan weapon that deals all of its damage in one tick, and with skill to the critical zone.
Basically useless though!
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>>173777251
Because at half range, he might as well not have it.

Roadhog's hook combo is fine. He has no damage at range and zero fucking mobility. The problem is that there is zero punishment for fucking it up, and it's on a character with 600 health who can heal himself for 400 every 8 seconds. It's like giving Bastion's turret mode minigun to Zarya.
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What would be another good backstory mission for PvE mode? Maybe the story of Winston vs. the first Doomfist?
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got all the achievements apart from legendary difficulty which will take a while

expert took like 8hrs

at least there's a reason to turn on the game I guess
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>>173777403
>sit here filling it out
>wait a minute
>where's the poses?
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
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>>173777443
why is zero mobility an argument? all the characters have the same base movement speed
>>
>start on hard
>1 guy leaves
>2 die IMMEDIATELY to the first 4 robots
>get killed trying to rez them

Oh.
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>>173769495
>>he likes nonwhite girls
wow anon you're so cool and cultured
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>>173772403

What? Why?
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>>173777603
And Genji has his Dash, double jump and wall climb, and Tracer has her blinks (and recall if you want to count it) and Soldier has his sprint and Reaper has his teleport and Sombra has her teleporter and sprints while invisible, and pharah can fly, and Junkrat can launch himself with his concussion mine, and Hanzo has wall climb, and Widow has her grappling hook, and Rein has his charge, and Winston has his leap, and D.va has her charge, and Lucio has wall surf, and Mercy can jump to allies.
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>>173777669
Gee anon, I wonder why.

>granny and regular hacker can throw stuff further than 200 meters
>trained soldier can throw her bomb a maximum of 5 meters
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>>173777669
because judging by Tracer's ult range she doesn't understand how throwing a grenade works, meanwhile Ana can chuck a grenade halfway across Gibraltar, same thing with Sombra and her translocator
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>join uprising mode
>dont select a character
>game never starts, nobody can do anything
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>>173776392
You need to shuffle between both a good amount
Her pistol can handle splicers relatively easy while everyone else is distracted with the big guys
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>>173771773
I don't get the Genji joke but the rest are great
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>>173777777
Who got the get?
>>
what teams are you guys running in the event?

>>173777839
>get kicked for inactivity after 30s or so
>>
newfag
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Are you fucking kiddin me
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>eyo hol' up. You honestly think I'm the weak link in the team?
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>Uprising (All Heroes)
>pick Soldier
>team proceeds to pick Hanzo, McCree, and Sombra
>alright, dumb picks but I'm fine
>team constantly spams that they need healing if they take even just a small amount of damage
>waiting for the payload to be ready
>that one bit where shit gets intense, you know the one
>all 3 go down
>desperately try to Tac-Vis to give myself space to revive them
>die
>they blame me for no heals
I PICKED FIRST YOU CUNTS. SOLDIER IS SO WELL ROUNDED ALL OF YOUR PICKS WERE POINTLESS. GET FUCKING GOOD. IF YOURE GOING TO PICK ALL DPS AT LEAST PICK SOMETHING WITH SOME KIND OF SELF HEAL
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>>173777914
>sextuple get
>already gone
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>>173777938
torbjorn mercy rein tracer
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>>173777909
It's just a non sequitur. You see genji next and try to think of how torb could have said that and he just yells it for no reason.
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>>173777956
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>>173777983
>pick DPS
>two people pick DPS as well
>switch to healer/tank to help with team comp
>last guy picks another DPS
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>>173777956
don't worry about it my dude, you will get there eventually.
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>>173777603
That's what I've always thought would be fine trade to make Roadhog less bullshit; less movement speed

He's already a fat old stinky sack of shit, just give him 80% base mobility and be done with it. Now he's serious sniper bait and can't just be an army unto himself all the time.
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>>173772370
these people are actual cancer
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>>173777914
>>173777998
are you fags incredibly new or so old you forgot we're nodubs
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>>173776278
>buy 5 boxes so i can have some stuff checked off
>get mccree skin 3rd box, literally the only thing i want from the event
thanks
>>
>>173772528
These people literally try to collect labels like they are fucking boyscout badges now or something, just so they can act like a victim on the internet for sympathy points.

Shit I remember when "Don't label me" was the big message of the 90's youth, now it's "Look at how fucked up I am!"
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>>173772370
>I had to leave my therapist
Presumably because she told you you're not half the things you claim to be
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not bad but i want that tracer skin
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>>173778182
>buy
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>>173778285
A bit weird how rein's agent skin is the only epic
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>>173769613
My favorite team is bastion, mercy, Sombra and junkrat/orisa
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>>173778349
Not really, it's only a reskin of the bundeswehr epic, the others are new models.
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>>173778349
Not really, it's mostly a recolor of his standard skin, minus a trimmed beard and some minor cosmetic changes.

Major model changes, like a whole new outfit, are usually qualifiers for legendary status.
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>been saying they needed to count progress on capture points to prevent ties since season 2
>everyone said I was retarded
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>playing only torb in vanilla uprising
>beaten legendary twice now
>have it down to an actual science
>consistently get every single gold medal every game
>people still find a way to blame you for the loss
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>>173769106
Wait you mean we can only complete Legendary Difficulty Achievement with the default heroes?
Has anyone tried it with the All Heroes Mode?

Me and my Friend is trying to complete it in All Heroes.
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>>173778349
>>173778452
What's weird that Rein's younger days skin actually has less hair.

I'd rather they made him beardless but lengthened his hair just a little bit.
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ZAP THE HUMANS
RACE WAR NOW
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>>173778474
No idea where you've been saying this, that idea is old and lots of people wanted it.

Granted, everyone wanted ticks to count, not %.
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checklist for the event loot done yet?
if it is, post please
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>>173778182
>only wanting one skin this event
Literally the first event where I want all the skins.
Mercy perfect as per usual. Rein and Torb skins are a bit lack lustre and the Tracer skin makes her look like an air hostess, but I still want all the Overwatch skins. I think it'll be pretty cool to have 76, Ana, Rein, Torb, Mercy, and Tracer in their old uniforms.
The Genji skin is fucking great. I don't even play Genji but I want that. Gotta have McCree for the same reason as the OW skins. I put Reaper back into his Blackwatch skin too.
Widow skin is great too, even though I don't play her. Just glad to have a skin where she's normal coloured and sexy at the same time.
And I like this Null Sector shit, I equipped their logo to all of the omniggers and want the skins to match. Shame Zen didn't get a NullSec skin but I guess it wouldn't make any sense
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>>173769423
Best Widow Bae Skin Ever
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>>173778524
You can't get difficulty achievements in All Heroes.
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>update JUST came out
>cant find a match for it
lmfao, dead game
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>>173778621
Master//GM games depending on the season when there was a draw
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Omnics remind me of immigrants

Some try to settle in but then you get these hardcore fags who just want to fuck shit up and a race war ensues
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>>173778846
more like dead region
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How do you guys feel about the changes to 2cp/hybrid maps? Anyone lost/won due to someone sneaking onto the point to instawin?
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They need to implement some kind of way to filter out playing with dirty fucking casuals. The morons that infest this game are beyond anything I've ever seen. Underage faggots too young to speak properly play better than them.
The bots play better than them.
It's the reason I only come back for events hoping that sometime in the future it'll get better somehow but deep down I know it'll always be a garbage fucking game thanks to the brainless fucking retards who fill it to the brim.

And you can't get a group together to stomp the shit out of them because then the matchmaking takes forty years since it has to be fair for the horrid fucks. Fuck progressives are their stupid fucking fixation on making everything equal and fair, all they're doing is making everything equally trash and their ideology is infecting literally every single piece of shit in the industry worse than Scientology. I'd think looking at Kaplan's early history of sending big complaints to WoW that he'd have some balls but I guess once a kike always a kike. I sure as fuck won't miss him when the ovens take him.
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>>173778645
I shudder at the thought of a null sector agent with the destructive powers of zenyatta
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>>173778927
yes. Lost one where we pushed payload to the end in overtime and they pushed it to the end with ~40s left. They touched the point and won instantly.
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>>173778535
It kinda make sense that he kept his hair shorter being in the active duty
I hope the will eventually make Fabio Rein skin
Also soldier needs a voiceline "Get a haircut hippie"
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>>173779015
I like your style.
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>>173778870
The ones who "try to settle in" support the hardcore fags. The only ones who are trying to escape that shit don't move in to some piece of shit liberal factory city because they're always full of niggers which is what they want to get away from. They move into a fucking secluded community and keep to themselves which is why you get shit like chinatowns and then remain silent about the problem eating their society just like they did back home.
Fleeing your country automatically makes you the biggest fucking vermin on the entire planet for every single reason that there is, because if you were worth anything at all you'd stay and fix it.
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>>173777956

nvm fixed it
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What other PvE events would you like to see?
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TRACER IS DOWN, REVIVE HER
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I read that the origins edition is on sale but is the upgrade on sale too?
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Is 1v1 and 3v3 in arcade coming back after the event or are they gone forever?
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>>173779184
One where you can vote kick someone and have matchmaking replace them.
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>>173779109
I love you /polvg/
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>>173779224
>that one mercy who one man ults and then two other people die
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They did it again! Every patch they reset settings and sensitivity. Specifically the settings that ruining accuracy.
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>Zenyatta that orbs Genji and then just fucking does nothing
mmm yes wonderful
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>>173779284
I think they took them down for server issues yesterday, they even had reward boxes before dissappearing after server problems
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>Excited to play Mercy in the event
>Pistol still a pea shooter
>Damage amp still the same
>Healing output actually gutted
>Res still the same in a game mode where anyone can revive
The one PvE-specific change they make actually made a hero less fun to play.

I really hope the next PvE event tweaks characters up, not down.
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>nobody is willing to play the original Uprising because they won't get to play their special snowflake main
Holy shit, cancer.
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Haven't played since around the start of Season 3, Is Sombra viable and/or fun yet?
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>>173779442
this event killed any fun i had on mercy
>damage boost bastion the entire game
>end up with 15k boosted damange
>literally standing on the payload just boosting
never again
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>>173779496
When has maining not been cancer
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>>173779184
One where you play as omnics and mow down pitiful humies.
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>>173779532
nope, still a troll pick
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>>173779532
She is a very fun now
Viability is questionable, but some people made to top 500 maining her
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>>173769314
Expert can be done solo queue.
Legendary on the other hand needs a 4 stack with voice coms.
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>>173777616
>D.va who never matrixes except against Bastions
>Solider who never helixes
>Junkrat who propels Nulls forward with mines never ults the bombs
>me as Lucio, just doing my best

Somehow we won. It should not have been as difficult as it was.
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>>173779532
i guess if you're very good you can play anything. but she's still not in the meta so your teams will definitely yell at you
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Whoever started that Sombra is broken in Uprising needs to kill themselves, granted that hack and EMP are powerful against the enemies since it literally stops them from operating, if you can't kill them easily you only just prolonged your defeat.
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>abnormal amount of diamond smurfs on the opposing team in premades
>im being put with exp farming idiots.
>sr is tanking.
This event has fucked mm there are hordes of derankers climbing up for easy boxes.
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This Reaper76 spray is giving me a false sense of hope, I don't want it.
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i want widow to humilate me in public
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>>173775756
>balanced

no it's completely fucking worthless
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>>173778480
teach me senpai
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>>173779496
but I enjoy playing Torbjorn anyway
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>>173779496
But I main Tracer
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How do i make friends to play this game with? All my friends who used to play refuses to get back into it.

h e l p m e
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>>173779892
Just make pretend friends.
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so why doesn't Genji have red eyes in the dragons short?
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>>173779973
Zenyatta chilled him out
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>>173769106
>complaining about playing a videogame you're supposed to like since you're playing it for literally 3 hours
poor widdle babby
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>>173779892
Why do you need friends to find enjoyment in this game?
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>>173779892
just start talking to yourself, helped me a lot with my loneliness
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>>173779892
>Tfw made cool online friends through OW open beta and all of us still play to this day

This game is magic anon, just start talking in pubs or find discord servers.
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>>173779973

Nanomachines
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Shit is pretty hard on Extreme don't even want to try Legendary.
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>>173779973
because his warrior fire dragon god spirit soul has been tamed
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So, has anyone beaten this shit on Legendary yet ? Not the all heroes with bastion
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>>173780143
No. Extreme was a cakewalk in comparison. As soon as the bastions show up it's teamwipe time.
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>get into the power station
>Reinhardt charges into the second OR14 and gets mowed down by the Bastion
>Mercy gets killed too because she blindly followed them
nice, epic
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>>173780075
>even talking
I just think step up.
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>>173778349

Bastion also got an epic
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>>173774913
You better not be playing competitive, I dont want your broken keyboard to get us a "DEFEAT" in a match
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>>173779496
The funny thing is that all the heroes there are good. At best, Torb or Tracer would get replaced by Bastion.
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>>173779532
The old meta is still exactly as powerful as it ever was.
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>>173779973
robot eyes which he got changed when he stopped being edgy
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>>173779496
Why would you play this game if you can't play with your favorite character?
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Whats the name of the waiting music tune in the OGN games?
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>>173779973
Doktor turned off his pain inhibitors.
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>when your team sucks it reduces your effectiveness from 50 to 90%
Anyone know that feel?
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>>173770675
Blues and greys and duplicates nothing new, I think Blizzard has it out for me
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>>173780508
He was only being edgy to fulfill Reyes goth look
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>>173772370
It's gotta be a joke.
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>>173780539
>Reduces your effectiveness
>from 50% to 90%
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Anyone who's not shit wanna play legendary uprising?
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to beat with randoms when they never bother to shoot bastion.
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Is there an unwritten rule about Genji dueling other Genjis? I'm trying to learn him and I keep getting 1v1'd by a Genji.
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>>173780702
It reduces his effectiveness by -40% obviously.
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>tfw your dad is a super cool genius engineer but he never spends time with you and only has pictures of his gun
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>>173780714
Most faggot mains do this to salve their egos.
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>>173780714
Unfortunately all skill heroes usually draw out the insufferable try hards. That have to mirror you and spend the entire game chasing you.
Actually one of my earliest games a genji chased me around the map resulting in his team losing. He then sperged out in chat about how he was the better genji.
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Hey /owg/, how do I get better?
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>>173780714
It is the same with everyones hero. Even on Lucio I will try to fight the enemy Lucio. It is good practice in general to learn less predictable movement
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>>173780214
>Extreme was a cakewalk

Haven't even managed that so far.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1js6xi0pu2z

What do you guys think of my voices??
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>>173774440
I'm surprised Genji doesn't have a new Ult line with his skin. Could've have been just him angrily screaming for murder for all I care.
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Now that we have Widow's Talon skin, how long until we start getting R34 with human skin colored Widow?
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you don't, you just blame the system like all the other shitters
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>>173780868
>Duel an enemy Mercy
>She's a flopper

>>173780872
Extreme is when you need to start learning patterns. The stationary payload defence is probably the toughest part.
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>>173780714
feels going being the superior player
>tfw enemy ana sleeps me then spams her zzz spray
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anyone else can't play in fullscreen anymore?
have to go borderless or else I'm always thrown back to desktop
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>>173780702
>>173780770
>ESLs
50 to 90 percent would be between halved and ten percent effectiveness.
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>>173780893
holy fuck, these are actually good for once
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>>173780994
It would probably be easier if it were anyone but Tracer, everyone else is fine.
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>>173780850

Play off healers like Lucio and Zenyatta.

By playing these guys you will gain some knowledge about how game works.
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>>173780868
Every time I corner a lucio as lucio they have no idea what to do. I'm shooting them in the head and punching them and they just jump without fighting back.
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>>173770158

Clearly ana's lover

get cucked lol
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Is there a discord server for this general?
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>>173780950
>human skin colored Widow

literally what's the point
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>>173769028
already got this drop twice. Im a D.Va main so I'm not that salty. Just want the widow skin tho..
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>>173781105
fuck off
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>>173781037
T-thanks man, y-you too...
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>>173780439
This includes Ana???
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>>173770336
Everyone's design is fine the way it is, it actually represents their game mechanics too.
Hanzo's legs look like cybernetic prosthetics because he can climb walls.
Pharah literally looks like a gundam but that because she spends most of the time in the air anyway.
Tracer is thin and her anatomy is practically 80% legs, but thats because she's supposed to be sanic fast.
Widow is also 80% legs but she has a THICC ASS.
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>>173781162
I wanna be part of the circlejerk. Don't hold out on me asshole.
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>>173770654

Discord orb can really catch people offguard or they dont know how to play around it.

But you are fucked if they got good flankers
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>>173781065
Yeah, I cleared Extreme with Orisa/Bastion/Junkrat/Lucio last night, the knockbacks from Lucio and JR especially made a lot of the stuff trivial.
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>pick Ana in All-Heroes
>her damage output against null-sec is not that great at all

is Zenyatta any better? He can't really heal himself.
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>>173781089
Can confirm, Zenyatta forces you to really get a good understanding of everything that's going around on around you to carry a match.
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>>173781204
yes, ana is still the only high skill cap healer, so she will get picked in most games above plat
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>>173770871
It's pretty accurate in that case because guys who skip leg day way too often end up looking like they're constantly walking on stilts.
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>>173779973
This is during the time he's fueled by vengeance.
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>>173780893
bretty gud! Considering you just did every male back to back is pretty impressive. Your reinhardt is pretty close as well.
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>>173779532
I'll share the secret with you the secret of Sombra just because I'm feeling nice.

Lemme break it down. When you play defense, the entire goal is just to stall the enemy team from capturing. Normally this is achieved by killing people on the offensive team. If you kill them enough times, they are unable to ever muster the power to capture the point and/or payload.

To put it simply now, hacking tanks on the enemy team stalls. Normally a team needs their tanks to frontline so they can push on, but if they can't use their abilities, this ain't gonna happen.

So now you're probably thinking "BIG WHOOP! YOU STALLED THE ENEMY TEAM A FEW SECONDS WITH THAT HACK WHEN A KILL STALLS FOR 20+ SECONDS!" Let me reply to that by saying that the game is a busted piece of shit right now and hacking is the only clear counter to the ultimate charge faggotry.

If you ever hurt an enemy and don't kill them, you just turned them into an ult battery for their team's supports. Finishing somebody off isn't always an option and in trying to do so you're often punished for it. Now, with hacking, the enemy team's supports can't turn that into free ult charge. It gives the enemy team only a disadvantage, they can't turn it into an ult. This is what makes Sombra so good.

TL;DR: Sombra is actually the best hero in the game for defense right now.
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>>173771409
Roadhog would be realistic if he were part pacific islander
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>>173777839
>go Roadhog and yank the egg bombs into the cart
it barely matters in normal mode, and I'm pretty sure everyone would just leave when they see a Roadhog in higher difficulties, sadly
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How the shit do you win Uprising on Expert and above? Regular one, not all heroes. I cheese'd all heroes with D.va nuke
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>>173781535
>TL;DR: Sombra is actually the best hero in the game for defense right now.

This doesn't matter because the community thinks she's shit and they'll immediately throw when they see a Sombra in their team.
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>>173781535
your points make sense. I just wish hacking lasted longer for the length of its cool down. otherwise they should shave the hacking cooldown off by 3 seconds.
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>>173781362
Lucio's probably the best healer in All-Heroes, honestly.

Can heal himself, his new projectile speed and damage actually means he can contribute to dps, Sound Barrier is amazing, his knockback can infinitely juggle detonators.
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>>173779892
Ask here my dude
If you want people to climb with, post your rank and main heroes and someone will probably play with you
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>>173779168
Now try not to fall back to 2xxx because if you think high plat is bad, then you're in for a surprise in Diamond.
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>friends are gold/plat
>decide to solo queue for a bit
>hit masters by accident
>can't play with friends anymore.

What do I do? Deliberately throw to play with my friends?
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>>173781790
Leave your weak friends bitch. If they actually cared about you they would keep up.
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>>173781790
hell no you fucking chill where you are. fuck your friends. friends are just warm bodies that say things you agree with sometimes. fuck friends.
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>>173781362
Discord is fantastic for getting the elites down fast. He can be decent enough for healing if your team isn't completely retarded.
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>>173781790
How do you hit masters by accident
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>>173768673
>Came to discuss post omnic crisis lore
>People discuss faggot ships, stupid sprays and calling it lore
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>>173781790
>>173781868
>>173781871
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>>173781904
I have a question for you.
What does your post achieve, exactly?
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>>173781904
The omnic crisis happened what else do you want to discuss bitch?

>>173781926
No just fuck anon's friends they're useless tbqhwyf he's upgraded and doesn't need them anymore.
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>>173780418
tracer is absolute garbage
dies if a robot looks at her and does 0 damage
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>>173781904
A spray is just a valid a source of lore than anything else.
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>>173781790
You need to murder your friends, then all your friends will be masters
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>>173781904
Just report them ive been reporting all the fags.
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>>173781979
Wow, you really suck at Tracer.
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Is this a separate riot from Uprising?
Humans and more regular looking Omnics against police
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>>173781979
robots turn really slow

blink behind them and they're free
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>>173781979
LMAO I BET YOUR THE TRACER WHO KEEPS DYING WHEN BASTIONS APPEAR LMAOO
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>>173781868
I mean, I play a ton of Overwatch while they like to play shit like Stellaris and Europa Universalis which don't really interest me that much...

>>173781871
But who do I play with? Solo queue gets kind of boring after a while.

>>173781885
I was on a winning streak and went from low 3400's to 3520's or something. I was 2700 before I started solo queueing and I played like 15-20 games of which I won all but 3, in which I had people throwing.

>>173782002
What
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>>173771773
I only want to draw loli Pharah domming Jack but that seems morally unethical.
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>>173781885
By playing in a good state of mind and win because you're not under any stress.
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>>173781904
Well now we know the Omnic crisis was only three years long but I guess that isn't very exciting
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>>173782092
Yes. Uprising was due to a terrorist attack on kings row. That image seems more like the outcome eventually, when the state tries to crack down on omnics and shit (due to fear) and so some hoomans fight alongside them.
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>>173782092
This looks to be the current state after the insurrection. Omnics are in their ghetto that you hilariously have been sending an emp too for the last year.
Thats why theres all the fuck omnics graffiti everywhere because of Null Sector.
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>>173782128
You learn to play by yourself.
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>>173782128
You make friends with the people at your level. It's not hard, just use your mic and it happens naturally.
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>>173782179
I never feel stress in comp ever since Stylosa told me rank didn't matter.


Nah but seriously I don't feel any stress in comp at all. Only if people are throwing, that pisses me off. I'm a D.va main and this one guy told me to either switch off D.va or he'd throw. I said go for it so he started jumping into the well on Illios.

Joke's on him I'm in the top 250 D.vas on Overbuff.
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did someone already do legendary?
i dont get past the last 2 orisas
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What are the settings you should have for the best accuracy?
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>>173782385
Not yet so far. I tried with a lot of people. But as it is, I just can't beat Legendary with the people I run into randomly.
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>>173782285
But anon I mean my real life friends. Not Internet friends.

>>173782421
I've never touched the settings and that's what I'm most comfortable with tbqh.
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>>173782115
>blink through eradicator
>shoot a clip
>blink through
>reload
>shoot a clip
>blink through
>reload
>shoot a clip
>blink through
>reload
>shoot a clip
>blink through
>reload
>shoot a clip

>out of blinks
>he's still 90% hp
?
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>>173782462
Your question was "who do I play with".

I ended up playing a lot with this one guy I kept running into in my comp matches.
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>>173782528
Anon pls. You know full well you're shitposting right now.

>>173782545
I suppose. I have this one 15 year old grandmaster on my friends list who I like. He is really chill and is really good at calming down tilting players. He's also a really fucking good Genji.
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>>173782528
you're bad. if you (tracer) shoot the button on their back it cripples them. they're utterly worthless at that point and even your team's mercy can kill it.
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>>173782528
Tracer does 240DPS. If you're missing so much that the enemy robot is at 90% when you run out of blinks, you aren't gonna be killing them with any other hero either.
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>>173771358

You are retarded, read the fucking comic.

They literally said they used omnics as slaves once
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>>173771382
lmao
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>>173782636
>shoot the button on their back it cripples them.
don't you mean the... left? arm
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>traveling to
>not enough players finding new game
Its just QP for fucks sake
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>>173780893
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1js6xi0pu2z
Keep it it anon you'll get way better in the future
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What the fuck happened? A week ago I was feeling like I was getting good with Hanzo. Then now I can barely hit and kill shit. What's worse of all is that I'm the siphoning all the blame in the team when everybody was performing like shit. This was QP mind you. This is honestly so frustrating.
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Hello, new player here
I'm barely level 48 and I haven't done my placement matches yet cause I've heard that your rank is based on your QP MMR

My issue is, that I don't seem to stop getting paired with mouthbreathers. Yeah, okay, I'm a new player too, but I feel like I've done lots of research and I'm naturally "okay" at shooters. I keep getting this card on almost every match too as DPS.

What should I do? QP Isn't fun when my team is full of idiots and we lose 70% of the time, and I don't want to get into silver because of my low QP MMR
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>>173782940
You're tilting, take a short break and play more later when you've calmed down.
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>>173782940
sounds like you're just shooting randomly and you were never getting good. Don't worry, this is natural for a hanzo player
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>>173783001
1) Medals don't mean shit.
2) Just play comp you fucking pussy
3) Don't waorry too much about rank, you'll eventually even out where you belong if you solo queue your matches and there's always room to improve.
4) Realize that the average player's rank is 2300 so don't stress if you get placed in low gold, instead focus on improving and you 100% will.
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>>173783003
Maybe. A break could be nice. I guess I'll check that Bayonetta since it's on PC now.

>>173783042
I've been tracking stats that matter using 3rd party apps. I was improving until last week where all of my games where utter shit.
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>>173770158

My theory right from the start was that her Dad was going to be native American.

The reinhardt theory's were particularly stupid.
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>>173783152
Win rate is the only stat that matters
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>>173782459
any specific point?
maybe i can give you some advice
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>>173783190
My Symmetra win rate is 88.2% in high diamond.
With 17 games under my belt as Sym.
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>tfw pretty good Sombra stats but absolutely shit Solo Kills
is it my job to get solo kills? I'm doing alright hacking people in team fights.
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>>173783243
That's very nice, good job
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>>173783243
You must tilt enemy team super hard, good job
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>>173769375

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc
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>>173779532
She's okay, but a team with communication will make her life hell.

>"Guys Sombra is attacking me!"
>Team turns to fight Sombra, either they blast her instantly or she teleports away
>"She teleported towards that Medkit in the back.."
>Chimpston and Genji go and hunt her down, return 10 seconds later.

Hacking Medkits isn't as beneficial at high level either since healers are better.
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>>173783190
Unless forced 50 is a thing in QP, then I'm just having a bad week
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>>173783346
>>173783307
Yes, I always get salty orange messages "Sym is broken, fucking fix her"
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go to bed on time or else the hanzo monster will come get you
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>>173782206
>extremists attack capital city
>massive damage, many lives lost
>country responds by going full nazi
>omnic rights removed
>even british-born omnics
>omnics treated like secondary citizens
>constantly have to go through checkpoints while travelling just in case they're an extremist
>extreme prejudice against innocent omnics to this day despite the attacks being undertaken by an extremist group

Really makes you think.
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>>173783514
"We want the Star Fox audience"
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>>173769090
so much this
god forbid the team makes their way to the bastion in the corner slowly to take him out, then continue to work together to destroy the objectives -.-
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>>173783418
>0 shields given
>>
>instapicks Rein
>never uses shield
>is playing expert after not even finishing normal
Fuck this event
>>
>Pharah has a new voice actor for my language
>went from young, sassy emotional to deep, old, boring
fuck as if the hero wasn't autistic enough already.
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>>173769090
>kill bastion on the right then fall back
>we kill bastion on the right
>our bastion rushes in & dies in the view of the other two bastions
hah :)
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>>173783561
Shields given hasn't been possible since the Symmetra rework.

>needing team mates when you're Sym and you have 6 turrets.
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>>173783605
German dub?
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>>173778524
all the achievements except for 8 heroes in all heroes are ONLY with the default heroes

I did the 80% on hard & the expert difficulty ones in all heroes & it doesn't count

>>173783640
it don't count the shields from generator?

>>173783581
>queue legendary
>people pick shit like genji, hanzo, torb, pharah & hanzo
what the fuck
do they literally just decide to try out the gamemode on the hardest difficulty
>>
>>173783689
yes, new voice is unbearable
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>>173783724
Nope. I always put shield gennies on 2CP second point, so if that counted towards shield given it should have showed up.
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>>173783757
Why not simply play in english if you speak it ?
>>
>>173783831
I actually prefer some German dubs for my mains, but I switched to english now. at least Mercy is bearable now.
>>
>>173780950
I hope not. Her skin color is the best part.
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>Rein dies at first terminal every single game
There must be someone that knows how to right click a mouse
Also why the fuck would you play expert before beating hard or even normal??!?!?!?!?
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>>173768769
he gets massacred on legendary though
but its good fun on hard
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>Fixed a Mei bug with her pinky finger :3
>Oh but there is a new bug where your M1 and ult no longer slow, thus making your hero actually unplayable

WHAT

THE FUCK
>>
>>173783973
>Also why the fuck would you play expert before beating hard or even normal??!?!?!?!?
lol because plats think they're actually Master players of course
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>be me
>playing rein on first run, team does good, we win
>want to get the achievement for playing all 4,so I go torb next
>me and a 3 stack, I'm the only one in voice
>make it to first terminal
>mercy leaves
>eh, ill just give people armor, its only hard mode
>tracer and rein leave
>"I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT! "
>make it to last terminal
>lose, ofc
>try again
>me, rando, and 2 stack
>rein leaves on first point
>lose

If they had a voluntary backfill option for this I would be happy. I feel like I wasted so much time for this.
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>can't make full omnic kingsrow team
Wasted potential
Also that Orisa skin is fucking brutal
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>>173770307

They're omniggers.

Do you know how we kept saying that Omnics are just a binary away from activating their weapons and killing us all?

Yeah, they're that. Fucking Omnics, should've just scrapped them all after the war.
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
>Start legendary all heroes game
>the others instalock hanzo, mcree and reaper
>N O P E

>>173779775
She's far from broken, but at least more useful than 76.

>>173781341
I think junkrat is top tier in uprising. Lods of damage, can knockback bastions, bombs, and can even trap them.

>>173781362
Somehow ana feels trash-tier, probably because she's forced to use her jar to self-heal. Zen can rek his fellow omnics with ease at least. Also remember most of his life are shields, which regenerate.
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>>173770020
>his turret has a college degree
>his turret has a brighter future than you

OH SUCH POTENTIAL
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>>173784482
He treats his turret like it has sentience
like an omnic
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>>173784447
when you make it
>>
What's the furthest you've gotten so far, /owg/?

Mine is successfully delivering the payload on Expert. One person in our group was sorta messing around and we had no comms. Shit's hard
>>
New >>173784887
>>173784887
>>
Just created an infograph on how to beat the new PVE mode. Let me know what you think.
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>>173770020
A manlet having kids is more worrying to be honest.
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>>173784814
3/4 or14 kills on legend
torb is the carry pick.
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>>173784814
Got halfway with escorting the payload on expert until the tank bastion and bombs wrecked our shit
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>>173780714
>Is there an unwritten rule about Genji dueling other Genjis?
You can actually be banned if Blizzard finds out that in the case of a Genji mirror you're not making it your entire goal to outplay him while listening to that Naruto fight theme.
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>connection lost
I did not want to leave you, friends!
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>>173784974
>difficult
>genji's ult
>every single genji just shakes his mouse around while clicking wildly
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>>173773115
i thought i was the only one

its ALOT more noticable playing bastion ill tell yah that.

also a shit ton of latency issues
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>>173784928
>get forced to mercy
>only hard mode w/e
>Tracer doing Tracer things
>Torbjorn doing Torb things
>Reinhardt doiNG GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU GIANT PIECE OF GERMAN REFUSE

What is it with Reinhardts and feeling the need to be fighting adds in the next fucking country over? Just smack Slicers and Troopers in front of the Payload, that's all you need to do. Let Torb and Tracer do their thing. You are the second easiest hero to play in this mode. It's literally free fucking XP
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>>173784928
>stay on the fucking payload
????
>>
So the new skins have any unique voice lines?
>>
If you play as rein and don't shield you can go fuck yourself
>Charges a single slicer miles away and leaves us to deal with a bastion and one of those shield guys
fuck you very much
>>
Move to the new thread fags
>>173784887
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>>173785341
I know that feel

>Do first hack point
>Finish second, positioning is great, no one died so far
>Moving to third hack point
>Rein charges ahead of entire group into the mob of like two eradicators and a few of the normal troopers
>Died almost immediately
>Can't R rez him because he's in the middle of the fucking street
>Have to waste ult
>He wastes it by charging into them AGAIN instead of using his shield to back up
>Domino effect happens because we don't have his goddamn shield

Oh and Tracers who can't figure out that I can't fly out to them to heal them can kill themselves too.
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>>173772360
>and then i woke up
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>>173769002
Bastion in my first, which was good because I fuckin love Bastion and the only skin I wanted. That plus the Expert spray. Really disappointed it doesn't change his sounds to be like the AI, very hoping it'll be patched in later like Mercy witch skin.
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>>173776278
Only missing the Orisa and Blackwatch McCree skins
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