/tf2g/ - Epic boy edition

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xth

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Why do I feel like shit/ empty after finishing a story, even if it had a good ending?

remember to post your tf2g butt in >>>/trash/8664488

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post FAST men

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>>173648686

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>>173648686
Hes real spooky. Just in time for easter.

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Don't mind me, just stirring up controversy.

Spy mains will unironically defend this post-Gun Mettle cloak.

spy fix

+hp buffed to 150
+stock sapper now destroys buildings twice as fast if the engineer who built them is dead and doesn't reduce revolver damage vs buildings
+knives now swing at jag speed
-invisibility watch now no longer offers a 20% damage resist while active but this stat is retained for the cloak and fagger
-deadringer now no longer increases speed when hit and only reduces damage taken by 70% but the damage resistance stays for the entire duration of the cloak and also the fire immunity is removed
-ambassador moved to sniper class as a secondary

>sniper's ambassador has his kangaroo wife engraved onto it

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>>173651217
>sniper gets the ambassador
>can equip that and the huntsman

lol the last time i played this game I was 12 and Nelson Mandela was still in prison, anyways just remember that the government is spraying chemicals in the air to keep us complacent, and that we are all Israeli children united under BABYLON

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It's been nearly a year now. Why does this still happen?

>>173648639
The journey is better then the destination.

>>173648641
What the fuck is that thread

>>173652857
shitposting while high on Dotsy

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What are /tf2g/s thoughts on it?

boring

>>173653515
okay for the first ~150 hours, but gets dull incredibly fast after you realize there are only seven viable heros and one viable team comp

>>173653764
>spy
>pyro
>heavy(outside of capping last point)
Are these viable in competitive tf2?

>>173653515
Got really boring after my friends stopped playing

Then I played comp and got cancer

>>173654007
I'm talking casual. Aside from Dota 2, all competitive games have a very strict samey meta. In TF2 casual, it's a 200% fun-allowed clusterfuck. In Overwatch casual it's also meta dictated and samey. TF2 has many weapons that change a class' playstyle such as the eyelander or gunslinger. In Overwatch, you have 24 heros whom are all simple to learn and master each playing one specific role without much flexibility.

also, no map choice and map pool consisting of <10 maps

>187 hour spy: i love f2p cow mangler
How do you respond to this?

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Is it cheesy if I say I like all of your loadouts?

>>173652491
I especially like your pyro and

>>173653637
your heavy and spy the most out of all

>>173653515
Yet another name in a growing list of failed tf2 competitors. I find it quite shocking that a 9 year old game can go toe to toe with a well shilled and crafted Blizzard ip and come out better than it went in.

>>173655280
>only 187 hours

call him out on being a noob

>>173656861
See, nowadays when I see people with sub500 hours and are actually somewhat decent at the game, I just assume they're hackers. Wasn't using amby, though, and I hardly got to spectate him, so couldn't be sure.

What does it mean when an item is "strange"?
Just that it has a nice orange label on it and it's a bit uncommon?

>>173653515
Placeholder game I play until TF2 eventually updates.

It's TF2 for retards.

>>173659024
Tracks kills. The actual "strange" title will change as it levels up. Source: The TF2 wiki, I suggest you check there next time.

>>173659024
t. newfag
It means it counts kills or other shit, and you can put strange parts on it to count extra shit if it's a weapon or a cosmetic

>>173659024
hownew.ru

strange weapons track how many kills you've gotten, strange cosmetics count the umber of points.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Strange

>>173659142
Explains why it's so popular. People don't want complexity and depth in their video games. They want something they can boot up and frag noobs in all night before they get back to classes or work or whatever. Same goes for movies and books, and entertainment in general. People don't want to think, they want to be entertained.

tfw finally level 100
the influx of hackers lately makes me not even want to play, desu, otherwise idve gotten there sooner

>>173659539
Forget getting anywhere close to level 18 in casual, hackers are 20 times worse there. How Uncle Dane did it I will never know
Unless he hacks too

>>173659656
*competitive

>>173659656
I'm still fresh meat and I intend to remain there unless Valve actually makes their matchmaking good.

Dead Ringer is fine
Spycicle is OP, needs rework
Ambassador is dumb

>>173659915
I was somehow able to get to troublemaker, I don't at all blame you though

Does the speed bonus on DR and Big Earner stack?

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>>173660452
No from what I can tell they apply the same bonus, the same one the conch and whip do too. Crazy thing about the dr is you can activate it will fall damage, insta drop it and still retain the movement speed and fire resist.

Also krits are fun.

>>173660452
Don't know, you'd need 3 people to test easily, one spy, one to get stabbed, and one to trigger the dead ringer.

Could do 2 if the other was a demoman who dropped a roller before getting stabbed.

I'd bet that it was just a condition that the whip, the ringer, one of the backpacks, and the big earner share.

>>173660704
there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that insist pyro is still a skilless class that any retard can win with.

pyro is the only good class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4

>>173659980
for the dead ringer I would like to see the fire resist toned down to a lower amount, I've managed to catch people at mid range with a flare but it doesn't matter because they still have the resist. That and make it so you lose any bonus the dr gives when you drop the cloak, so no more being able to attack at super speed with no afterburn.
Spycicle should have it's regen from metal reduced a bit, it's way to easy to refill it quickly, that and give it a fire vulnerability, you can sacrifice your knife to put out afterburn, but you will take more direct fire damage all the time with it.

>>173660907
There are people that think that this webm is a show of pyro being more skilled than any other class in the game

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stop shilling your shitty video

>>173659980
what about the cloak and dagger?

how do you define a class being more skilled that another class everything is just clicking sniper clicks heads
spy clicks backs
solider clicks feet
demo click m1 then m2
heavy holds m1 and tracks
pyro m1 and sometimes m2s
medic m1 until m2 is needed
scout presses space and clicks
engineer makes aimbots and clicks on them

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how the FUCK do i change this numbers over head thing

>>173660704
is this shit what you do instead of coding

imagine to be bitterness

who is bitterness

Who would win in a fight: FROYOTECH or an entire team of 12 /tf2g/ers

me alone i win

>>173663109
it's in the advanced options

>>173653515
placed diamond the first 2 seasons and left at level ~82 because it was getting real dull real fast

Mountain dew is so good

>>173664339
I remember an old pubs versus pros thing where they would make a highlander team of pubbers and put them against a 6s invite team

>>173666146
holy crap no

how do I change my hit and kill sounds

>>173666601
It's very quick to look it up, and it would be faster to listen to directions that people put up or watch a video than have an anon fumble over words trying to explain it

>>173666666
Whoa nice getz

I like tf2 even though some people think it's dead
Do guys think it's dead? I have no trouble finding a game, but who knows how many people are just afking farming items. Also kinda sucks when a game ends and a good amount of people disconnect to join another game(I assume), why do that instead of just staying?

>>173666697
>he prefers videos to text
Holy unsearchable data, Batman, this guy has to be stopped!


http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=829551102

Section one is how to install custom sounds.

>>173667141
>>he prefers videos to text
I put up an or there mate, I prefer text but I wanted to at least mention videos

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>>173664339
https://youtu.be/SPyjgl36fN4
https://youtu.be/ICgoKMG-CC0
https://youtu.be/12Jmi6ztNgg
Here you go, on another note what do you think the video is ,'c

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>>173668679
Audio only of a friendly server where b4nny and nursery do unironic furry erp.

>>173668679
We're better than Youtubers though

>>173669112
>we

There's like 2 players here better than youtubers.

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>>173653515
A universally low skill ceiling for the purpose of encouraging people to learn their whole cast. However, the game is completely unbalanced, which results in it unnecessary to learn the whole cast, thus leaving us with just a low skill ceiling.

Microtransactions came with the game while ranked did not. They say it was to make sure ranking was up to snuff, but then they reworked it after the first season, so i guess they were just screwing around that whole time. Even if the microtransactions are purely for cosmetics, they are still there in a fully priced retail game. That has never been acceptable, and still is now.

Additional content dribbles out at a rate that rivals TF2. For every new map or hero added there was at least one event that only added a temporary minigame and a new crate. It could be argued that the basic events are to hold people off while the developers deliver the bigger content, but brand new maps are made for these little minigames, which is resources that could go towards proper maps. You caould argue that they are spending their time to make sure everything is properly balanced, but one character came out overpowered, the other two came out useless, and the maps are all universally considered poor. The developers have stated that they dont have map making tools or community servers available for the purpose of keeping map quality up, ironically. The community is what really helped TF2 grow, so its a shame to see them shun that.

All of the characters are weak, personality wise. They come flanderized out of the box, and are purposefully bland mid game. Developers described the game like "playing with dolls" in that sense. Personality and story is instead intended to be delivered through shorts and comics, which it still does poorly. Characters are still fairly one note and bland, spending upwards of 8 minutes to showcase elements of characters that were evident from the start. Also, Bastion is literally just Android 16.

>>173660907
>reflects two crockets
>doesnt even kill
bad class desu

>>173669407
>first crocket kills the medic
:thinking:

>>173660907
pyro sucks
t. pyro main

reminder the flamethrower is a great weapon but everyone is too autistic to learn to track with it because they have to go for sick combos so michalangelo.chavez1488 doesn't say "m1" when you dom him

>>173668679
Punche if your still here ypur ass at heavy.

reminder the flamethrower is actually broken and relies entirely on luck and ping

>>173653515
Overwatch has gone through TF2's lifespan in a manner of months.

TF2:
>Has a 5 year period of dominance where one could easily call it one of the best games of all time.
>Around 2011-2012 things start to go to shit thanks to F2P, trading, and the eventual destruction of the artstyle. Robot horde mode thrown in at the end of all of it.
>Currently in a period of stagnation with a dev team of 6 people churning out half-assed updates loaded with more cosmetics and microtransactions

Overwatch:
>Has a five month period of dominance where its the hottest shit on the block thanks to marketing and shilling.
>Around Sombra release things start to go to shit due to the utter shittiness of the character and meta stagnation. Robot horde mode+new nigger robot character thrown in at the end of all it.
>Game is in a period of stagnation/decline where the game will never get the Esports respect that real MOBA's and shooters do, but will never have a large legacy following like TF2.

That, and the game gives off the impression of depth with its utterly bloated cast of flanderized stereotypes designed by a board room committee, when in reality the skill ceiling doesn't even come close to TF2's while the meta is more stagnant than a tepid pool of swamp water.

>actual footage of viva even being denied sex from prostitutes

why don't you just go home

>>173670669
>Overwatch has gone through TF2's lifespan in a manner of months.
I never thought about it that way before, but now that you've said it it makes perfect sense.

>tfw blizzard is shit and overwatch is a shittier tf2
>tfw there will never be warcraft IV: the thawed throne

DON'T BULLY OVERWATCH

>>173672637
You could just play Warcraft III some more. Unless you like WoW, you aren't getting anymore warcraft content from Blizzard.

I'm in the same boat, all I have left is Dota 2 at this point

>>173672532
>TF2 release date: 2007
>Australiam weapons introduced into the game: 2013

>Overwatch release date: 2016
>Gold weapons introduced into the game: 2016

Rly maks u think...

I got 2 bucks in steam money and I'm not gonna buy some shitty indie game
What're some cool items I can buy?

buy a prinny knife. its a fun all class melee.

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>>173673378
>TF2 release date: 2007
>TF2 Mann vs Machine mode: 2012

>Overwatch Release date: May 24th 2016
>Overwatch PVE Omnic game mode: October 2016

Really gets the noggin joggin'

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SWBCyOhDRc

>>173674576
DONT CLICK THIS ITS A ZENO VIDEO

>>173674576
>delfy deserves a vac ban
lmao

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>>173648304
>>173674018
what are things that tf2 got you into?

Off the top of my head

>TF2 got me into:

- learning to use a proper image editor with layers for the first time so that I could make my own sprays

- how to make and edit animated GIFs

- learning to use Audacity to mix, edit, and clean up sounds.

- youtube poops

- how to use video editing software for the first time.

- level design

- the Hammer editor for source

- How to research parts and prices and build a computer instead of just buying one from the factory.

- This subject is restricted by 4chan Global Rule 15

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>>173674784
>- This subject is restricted by 4chan Global Rule 15

>>173674784
Nothing except tf2 and maybe FPS shooters
I'm lazy and hate being productive

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>havent played tf2 in a while
>someone adds me on steam and has 300+ levels
>oh boy here we go
>guy wants to buy my entire backpack
>decide not to put all my eggs in one basket and offer him my useless shit first and one med-low unusual
>offers me less than half of what its worth
>point it out
>argues that its far more
>ask for pricing of the entire backpack to see if he intends jewing me
>75% of backpack worth in keys
if I am cashing out wont I want paypal money instead
its been a while so who here can help me out
>

>>173674576
>dont get mad at cheaters, just try and kick them or give up and leave
>lets talk about the psychology of cheaters
>by the way, the reserve shooter is fine, stop getting mad that i use it
>cheating is defined as - actually im gonna talk about the words "dishonest" and "unfair"- actually cheating is when you use an external program lets just go with that
>also there isnt anything wrong with abusing map exploits. theyre in the game so its fine.
>oh wait yeah, i was gonna talk about why people feel the need to cheat
>so yeah cheaters dont cheat to win cus its boring cus it takes no effort
>dont worry, were getting to that psychology part I keep talking about
>and uuuh yeah theres little risk when youre cheating in tf2 cus its free lol
>how do we fix it?
>uuuuuuuuuuh i dunno lol. valve is shitty blame them
>so yeah thats why people cheat and thats my video about how cheaters suck, and everyone stop whining about he reserve shooter
i regret watching that

>>173675864
dump the fucker and find another buyer. You also want to get intermediary for paypal transactions.

>>173675864
paypal is so fuckin sketchy from the outside looking in.

>>173675953
>>also there isnt anything wrong with abusing map exploits. theyre in the game so its fine.
He explicitly stated he felt Delfy deserves a vac ban for all the shit he pulls

primary weapons better than minigun

>scattergun
>rocket launcher
>direct hit
>flamethrower
>grenade launcher
>syringe gun
>sniper rifle

>>173676102
and he also said that one teleporter spot on upward is just a crafty move

>>173676543
it isn't dropping it under the map or in an otherwise illegitimate area, and valve are too retarded to patch out that spot. I fail to see why you're so triggered over that

>>173676608
I was just clearing up why I said that. No reason to get so hostile.

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>tfw no gf whose eyes make that "bwick bwick" sound effect when she blinks

>>173676183
>nade launcher

m8 sticky launcher is the demo primary

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>>173670669

>Nigger robot

You have 2 options:
1. sell at your own risk to randoms on the internet at their time and hope you don't get scammed

2. allow marketplace.tf to take a 15% bite out of your profits but have it all automated safely and quickly

in the end the question is whether you value convenience and safety at 15% of the total amount you could have made

>>173675409
I like being productive
I hate working

>>173678485
espion, i dont have the picturre somebody blz post it.

>>173678662
>espion
>ion
[T R I G G E R E D]

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>>173678792
POST THE FUCKING PICTURE OF HIM FUCKING NURESY, ITS ESPION AND LUNION

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>>173678485

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>>173678792
>>173678918

>>173678918
It's spelled Espeon you digimon loving fuck.

>>173678485
>posting a non-lewd DD
For shame

this general is autistic as fuck
now which one of your cutie spy mains want to suck my girlpenis while I play engi :3c

>>173679228
>>173678918
>>>/vp/

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>>173679734
I-I am a pyro main nyaaa~~

>>173680181
thats a fucking issue

>>173680181
source? I'm asking for a friend

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>>173680181

> proud
> pyro main

KYS

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>>173678918
>espion
>lunion
uhhh

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>>173680181
>not medic

get your degenerate facts straight, trannies main med and furry/bronies main pyro

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>>173680715
I do both~

>>173680715
who mains heavies

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YOU GUYS STILL HAVENT POSTED THE FUCKING PICTURE

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>>173680771

>''''''people'''''' actually cosplaying as this chucklefuck

>>173681331
It is him

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>your country
>what are your thoughts on the Finland national TF2 team

>>173682524
JUST :DDDD

>>173680809
women and normalfags that suck at life
the only twitch stream i saw of a heavy main was unironically an overweight woman

>>173681331
Ken Ashcorp is a fuckin' cutie

>>173682623
but heavy is so strong if youre not a retard
arguably the strongest in pubs with a medic

>>173682826
heavy is so strong, period
its unironically the best class for new players in faceit, i recommend total shitters to switch to it
basically a 450 HP punching bag when fully buffed, to make enemies waste precious time

it was designed from the ground up for retards, with the slow movement forcing the user to learn basic positioning, and mostly defence

>>173682524
1 has an old man face
2 looks allright
Same with 3
4 has a really stupid and somewhat scary look, looking away from the camera and very wide eyed, perhaps on cocaine
5th seems like a chill guy
6 looks like a guy who knocks on your door to alert you he's a pedophile

>>173682745
I second this.
Too bad he has grown a beard now and looks like a second class fag

>>173682524
USA
1. Meth, not even once; Demoman
2. Swede with a sense of self-preservation; Medic
3. """"""""""refugee""""""""""; pocket, off-class heavy
4. way too hyper, prolly ADD/ADHD and skips his meds when playing; scout
5. ex-Dota player; scout
6. ex-Dota player: roamer, off-class sniper

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when you get behind enemy lines on turbine as a scout.

>>173683085
I just use it to support our Engineers desu

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>join game
>enemy aimbotting soldier that can see cloak with 150 points more than anyone else
>adandon game

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>Hacking pyro on enemy team
>Use my leadership and coordination to make it a stalemate

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>>173684261
>"he's playing soldier, you can't aimbot with rockets"

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>>173684373
>"he gets so many random crits because he dealt so much dmg"

>be HLfag
>wait 5 hours for your daily glorified pub in tf2center to fill
why do people do this? by HL standards, TF2 matchmaking is blazing fast

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>>173683580
3 is actually the med, but close enough

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https://www.twitch tv/tflivetv

ozf semi finals

>>173685690
that sage guy is pretty good

>play game
>do good
>get accused of hacking
>literally half of the players stop what they're doing to spectate
>all of them are in agreement that i aimbot because my mouse is jittery and votekick me

low sensitivity fags are fucking insufferable

>>173687379
>fucking around as demo in comp mm back when it had people
>lose one round
>start playing seriously
>"WTF red demo turned on cheats"
99% of TF2 players haven't seen a cheater in their life until meet your match came out and actual cheaters flooded the system going unpunished for months because Valve is incompetent as a company and the TF2 devs are pathethic

>>173635764
I didnt reply to you and by rage i do mean literal rage.
When i get angry enough i become like a fucking rock and because of that i move my arm slower so i can track better and its like i have aimbot.

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ITT 70 IQ heavy mains talk about how their mental handicaps dont let them control their emotions

I JUMP AND PRESS M1 MIDAIR
LOOK HOW GOOD AT HEABY I AM

>ITT non-heavy players who don't know the deep and intricate art of sandvich tossing

[Keith Huggins] With its wide field of fire, the Heavy's Minigun lets players who don't have great twitch aiming skills, still wade into the thick of combat.

something something SOLDIER EZ STARTER CLASS LMAO

how souljatards eben recober ??

[Dhabih Eng] The Soldier is a core combat ass featuring slow movement and middling long range damage capability. He's designed to be comfortable in almost any combat situation, and to be the best long-range anti-sentrygun class. His main weaknesses are designed into his primary weapon, the Rocket Launcher. It has a small clip size, is boring to use, and it fires relatively slow-moving projectiles, making it ineffectual beyond short range against any opponent who dodges well, like the Scout.

mine is actual developer commentary
go to gravelpit and see it for yourself
a class doesnt have a higher skill ceiling for being slower and having 0 movement options, its quite the opposite

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I think the main reason the tf2 team is underoccupied is that Valve is just working on a huge project right now (such as HL3 or L4D3 maybe)

hello?

>>173689082
goodbye....

>>173689061
???

Reminder pyro has literally only one move

>>173689073
the "big" project keeping them busy is VR, the whole trifecta is deteriorating because of it, not just TF2
sadly they abandoned TF2 MM and comp MM in its infancy, while the dota 2 and csgo had a matured MM system and a decent anti-cheat

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>csgo
>decent anti-cheat

>>173689073
yea tf2 is old as shit, so most people want to work on the big new projects like dota2, csgo, vr, hl3 and shit.

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>>173689182
>he doesn't know what Developer Commentary is
i take it back, you shouldn't feel bad about playing heavy if you just installed the game

>>173689336
Please let me know what you think, after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at [email protected].
Thanks, and have fun.

>>173689386
My favorite class is the spy

What new map would you like to try out in TF2Center ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12723056

screenshots and downloads: http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/2/map-discussion

LALALALA SOLDIER EASY CLASS SHOOT FLOOR LALALALALA

I demand Competitive Hydro

>>173689336
I think what the Developer Commentary is you cunt, Im just confused as to why you assume I play heavy from a single joke post I made editing the soldiers Developer Commentary description

>>173690290
Know*

>>173689682
turbine

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>>173648304
>tfw le epin tricksteb spai on their team
>I try to kill him as he does his "epic stab jump"
>He actually backstabs me off it
>Rest of the game he's rubbing it in my face while I sit there fuming that he actually got one off me.
>I tell him to shut up because he's not a good spy for getting ONE trickstab off.
>His entire team defends him as a good spy
>They get point elitist because I'm not top scoring.
>Disconnect out of this bullshit.

I don't know what makes me more legit salty. Trickstabbers, or being the guy that'll be in his "le epic XxXSepirothXxX" frag video and how "le salt" I was.

I feel dirty.

>>173690641
kek bad
>falling for the worst trickstab

>>173690717
which font is that ?

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>>173690698
I
Fucking
Knooooooowwww

And it pisses me off so fucking much. I didn't even fall for it, I tried to fight back. And the little shit got it. Probably laughing at me from his little shitty screen, snot dangling from his 10 year old nostrils.

>>173690641
>>173690773
Literally none of that matters if you win the game, proving you're superior.

>>173690748
akbar

>>173691487
But we lost the game.
Then I got matched in a game with Mr. "I have a golden sticky, and I'm going to spam and hit all my sticks where you go and own your ass", and the two "We're good or (((good))) at sniping" fucks.

While I got on the team with three snipers and two incompetent spies. I couldn't do anything. Fucking bastards, I wish they'd hang. I'm still pissed off. It's not bad enough the morning games are slow as fuck, I get in one, and first game of the day, I get some snotty bitch trickstabber. And now I'm even more mad, because I got matched against a whole team of pubstompers.

>>173692529
gotta love casual "one day I will get a brain hemorrhage" matchmaking

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>>173692871
I know mate. I'm calming down now, but I was really. Just really in full on reee mode.

If anything is worse than losing, it's losing and having that feeling you can't get around the other team, no matter what you do. They will see you, they will lock on and focus you, and you will die. And there is no way out of that feeling, because you know if you just D/C from the game, they'll get in team chat about how they totally made me ragequit, and I hate that idea.

Are 4k monitors a meme for twitchy shooters like tf2?

>>173693652
yes, 144hz, however is well worth it

>>173693917
I'm not sure how I feel about buying a 144hz monitor that isn't even a resolution increase. I'd really like to manage my desktop and shit at 144hz/4k. Guess I'll get two monitors then.

>>173693982
I love two monitors, game one one, netflix on another, or tf2 on one and tf2g on another. Really made material farming on WoW tolerable.

page 10 bump
I'm studying but i wish i was playing

story of my life

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Oh right, was going to post this a while ago, built the pro kit for the Australium Axe tournament.

>>173697315
>Australium Axe tournament
when???

>>173697424
May 6th, gonna be pyros with axtinguishers this time

>>173697506
why plan ahead this far?

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WE DID IT REDDIT!

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>>173697528
I had a pretty good turnout last time when I planned that long in advance, got kind of stressful at the end though. People asked me already when the next one is, and I don't make tf2 money quick enough to put up a good prize every week.

Here's the rules card from the tournament we had 10 days ago.

>>173697765
ip?

>>173688830
>is boring to use
wot

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Top Scorers should be immune to losing rank on loss.
Bottom scorers should not get any rank up when winning.

>>173698706
Depends on how big the point differences is, desu. If you join a game and you get 0 points, you don't deserve jack. If you get a 6:26 k:d, you don't deserve jack.

tfw the supposed friendly pulls out his minigun when you try to build uber off him

>>173699030
Next time tauntkill them when they aren't looking

What happened to /vg/ 6s

What happened to /vg/ comp mvm

Literally what is the point of the Axtinguisher?

>>173702364
Nostalgia

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>>173690641
Why are you engaging a trickstabber from its tail instead of waiting him slow, or bait him into doing a telegraphed jump.
If you decided to fight back at least try to crouch when he's at top of you. Of course he'll rub that in, entire game.

>>173687379
Real aimbots do 180s without any flick movements or jittery.
Like your view shifts with your eyes colliding the back of your face. They're a buncha idiots if they can't tell the difference.

>>173674576
Some other jealous sucker for youtube cash. Here's a (You).
Also RS is broken as fuck at this state. stock Shotgun is still more comfy though

>>173668679
>last video
>going Demoknight on a pocket with a sweeper
lol
>mfw it worked next time

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>Play hightower
>Cap
>Some kid calls me a noob f2p
>Tell him to MGE me
>He keeps calling me a noob
>He initiates a duel
>He never hits me
>Every time he dies he blames crits
>Win 5-0
>He ragequits

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>>173653515

>Play it on free weekend
>Have some fun on the first three hours doing silly shit with friends and discovering heroes
>Notice that I wasn't just being unlucky, the map pool is THAT small
>Almost all of the games have annoying chokepoints with little flank
>Once you know the button presses for each character there's not that much depth for heroes
>Community is cancer like every other modern MOBA
>Not even the COSMETICS are as indepth as tf2, they're just restricted reskins
>"But anon, you were on quickplay, competitive gets better!"
>Mfw it somehow made matches even less fun

I really wanted to like overwatch. But really, once you play tf2 the skill ceiling of OW feels so low that you'll definitely be bored if you played tf2 before.


tl;dr: Baby's first tf2, shallow depth but with enough content to make casuals feel smart.

>>173653515
People bitch a lot whenever you pick an unpopular hero
In Tf2, people will only really bitch if there's too many of a class

h

>>173697506
I SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO DO SATURDAY YOU FAGGOT, I WORK THEN

>>173705745
>FUCKING EDGY CHAPEAU DEAD RINGER FAIL-TRICKSTAB 1:9000 K/D SPIES
>FUCKING FURRY BRONY W+M1 PYROS CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT CRIT GIMMICKS
>LOL ALL SNIPERS ARE AIMBOTTERS
>DEMOMAN IS JUST W+M1+M2
>WHY WOULD YOU PLAY AN OFFCLASS
nope, no hate at all

>main sniper
>stomp casual
>teammates start switching to sniper as well
>they always get <13 points
why do they do this?

What's more annoying to fight against: a good spy or a good sniper?
assume neither are aimbotting

>>173707442
a good sniper is actually skilled and I can respect that they'll kill me a lot

a "good" spy just spams dead ringer, runs away, and aggressively uses ambassador until their dead ringer is recharged

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>>173689336
>you shouldn't feel bad about playing heavy if you just installed the game

that's true.

>>173707756
What about a good invis watch spy, or a sniper using primaries like the machina, sleeper, classic or huntsman?

>>173707756
those spies are easy to deal with, the ones that are actually sneaky are a fucking nightmare

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>>173684261
>aimbotting spy with ambassador with kawaii uguu binds
>tell other team to kick them
>they're still upset we kicked their asses last round in a 2v2
>"Lol they're not hacking, just git gud"
>>Standing behind the spy as they land headshots
>>stand in front of spy
>>turns 180 degrees away and headshots me

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ded game

>>173707890
I respect invis watch spies too too, but they're so rare and they know when better classes are needed

those primaries are pretty annoying, but (ignoring huntsman) they still require aim and a charge time t. shooting star fanboy

>>173707910
>actually sneaky spies
they must be extremely sneaky because I've never seen one

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>worked 8 hours today
>get 5 bucks
>half of the face is sunburnt
>can't get any better work without oficial registration
Giving up on college was a mistake.

>>173708280
I like to use both watches, DR when I want to torture the other team and Invis when I want to go for certain targets, the map layout makes it tough to get behind the enemy without going invisible and/or there's not a ton of pyros. You are right though, I do switch off when there's two other spies or if I feel the team needs more offense/defense.

>>173708308
>>worked 8 hours today
>>get 5 bucks

whta kind of shithole are u from

>>173706627
I put it up for a strawpoll, most of the people who voted on it were available saturday.

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>>173708493
u fucking what m8

>>173706627
>work on the day most people set aside for hobbies, non-work group activities, household maintenance, and fun.

I know that feel bro.

>>173708308
beggars earn more than this

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/64qxkx/i_met_my_tf2_server_adminsfriends_at_the_airport/

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>>173690641
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/64nfdn/these_two_met_playing_on_my_server_they_are_from/

>>173708774
Which of those is Mr. Paladin?

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Gettin' plaid

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>>173708774

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>>173708578
what part of Russia do you live in? place is zoggin huge.

I got friends in St. Petersburg and Novosibirsk.
They live so far apart they have an extra timezone between them and there are still 5 more timezones in Russia west of both of them

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Demoknight is underrated and FUN

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>>173709008

>>173709268
It's a meme playstyle, meaning it can work, and it can be fun, but only in a pub setting.

I feel the same about helicopter scout. Soda Popper + Winger + Atomizer

>>173709268
To play as, yes.
To fight against, no.

>>173709382
is demoknight the roadhog of tf2

>>173709440
I've never played Overwatch so please elaborate

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>>173709270
It's actually higher but whatever.
I could get a better work at mcbenis or any other store but i will need to talk about it with my mom. She still doesnt know that i get dropped out. Anyway my face probably will turn orange tomorrow and i would talk about it anyway. Today i said that i was sitting way too close to the shiny window in my class.

>>173709373
You mean the No. 1 Fan?

>>173709528
i hope your mom will understand
good luck

>>173709523
>Demoknight rapidly closes in on you to kill you in melee range
>Roadhog rapidly hooks and pulls you in to kill you in melee range
>both tank a bunch of damage
>both have a healing ability

>tfw most sets don't have cosmetic bonuses
I guess add it to the list of things valve forgot about

So I found out if you say "Why can niggers vote" pregame in tf2 you have a 50% chance of being votekicked.

I have no idea why this line is so effective.

>>173708670
>medic flair

every time

>>173709523
Roadhog has a shotgun with only four rounds but can one shot light classes. To compensate for his lack of mobility, he has a hook he can use to pull people right in front of him for an easy kill. He is also the tankiest class in the game, health wise.

>>173709729
I not actually sure that i got dropped out but i deffinately don't want to study anymore.

>>173709886
Cosmetic bonuses are a result of Valve not wanting to completely screw people over who bought hats from them for the stat bonuses. Better left forgotten.

>>173709909
>Why does this purposefully offensive thing I said make people not like me? ? ? ?

>>173709909
Even for people who arent immediately triggered by statements like that, they still see you as the kind of person to say stupid shit all the time just to annoy people. Those people are annoying, no matter what your views on black voting rights are.

Every single patch is reverted and we are sent back to TF2 at launch. What is the meta?

>>173710727
shoot feet

>>173708308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEjqfOKiGWE

>>173710727
Five more snipers.

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>>173707442
A good Sniper can be trouble with anything, mainly stock Sniper Rifle and will put on a fight or bag a headshot before you can sneak in and kill him.
A good Spy will get eventually caught, because as other anon said all they ever do is spamming DR+Amby then be rushing ammo packs.
CnD is still the most unpredictable watch to use imo.

>>173709523
No one plays Roadhog at competitive, because he has no damage reduction which results enemies who attack Roadhog to quickly replenish their ultimate timer. In a same sense no one plays Demoknight because it doesn't fit the "meta" at all. He's a mishmash of Scout and Pyro for lurking around your Sentry nest and pockets. Not using a SBL will greatly gimp the class imo.
And yah, that shield/hook thing is sort of similar.

>>173710807
le squitting tracksuit hardbass culture is died in like 2007.
This is how modern russian bydlo looks and act like.
https://youtu.be/oBHGxGPTsAI

>>173711093
Sad !

>>173711093
Kлaccный пapeнь
what is mean bydlo, friend?
How turnt are parties in ruskia?

Can I put ANYTHING in conscientious objector's image?

>>173711294
>what is mean bydlo, friend?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bydlo
>How turnt are parties in ruskia?
How can i know? Gtfo normie.

Sniper Balance Patch
The DDS now resists explosives too, no longer gives Sniper resistances to crit shots, and no longer gives a health bonus.
Sniper is now deafened while scoped in.
The Razorback stuns only half the length, and the Spy can still use his revolver whole stunned.
The Cleaners Carbine is now more accurate.
The Classic now allows for regular movement while charging and unscoped.
The Machina is deleted forever.

>>173710807
https://youtu.be/W8AIDvaaOVM?t=1m14s

>>173709270
>>173709528
good luck.

>>173711740
Thanks. I wanna be a cop anyway. Gotta pass compulsory military service first. This is kinda tuff place.
https://youtu.be/fMULE1_qZEE?t=32s

>>173711648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlpFzn_Y-F0

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>Game crash in comp
>Can't rejoin
>Get 30 min ban and massive derank
How the fuck is this acceptable when valve themselves break the fucking game

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http://tf2r.com/kf4au0v.html

>>173712725
I have never had my game crash. If you are in a position where you know your game is at risk of crashing and you still play comp, you deserve the time out. You are willingly compromising other people.

>>173713348
fag

>>173712990
are you saying you are ken, or just bringing ken up?

>>173713523
perhaps a little bit of both?

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post pub stats

>>173713348
The game does randomly crash, it's pretty rare, though.

>he still have less than 4000 casual games

>>> /ovg

>>173708664
it's true, i made off with like 80 bucks my first day panhandling

Post fragging tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbIJixLNJFI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4MULc000iA

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>>173713852

>>173714315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1hoMlxQmg
Ive listened to a few tracks off of AE and they've all been pretty good. I should give the whole album a listen soon. I can already tell it wont be better than XXX

>>173714315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64liF2VuLxI

>playing casual

>playing

>>173714315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF0f4KR38hg

>>173712990
Hi Ken. How are you doing?
I didn't know you played tf2.

>>173715456
I'm fine~

>>173715520
Good.

>>173715594
What about you? :D

>>173715520
Tits or gtfo

>>173715654
F L A T
L
A
T

The Pyro update is gonna have new weapons. Obviously Pyro isn't gonna be the only one to get mew weapons. Who are you most looking forward to getting something new? I would love to see the Engie get a new wrench. Maybe something designed to let you be an assistant Engineer.a

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>>173713852
shit kd atm

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>>173716092

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>>173715995
>pyro update only has one pyro weapon
>again
engineer secondaries and sniper melees are pretty lacking currently
a new sapper would be cool too

>>173715995
I super duper honestly doubt that anu class other than pyro will get weapons. But who knows, maybe that's why it's taking so long.

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>>173716496
>showing the liquidator's lid glasses without the sniper's glasses underneath
how are you disappoint people like that and force them to use silly loadouts in order to cover for your mistakes valve

>>173716663
*dare

>>173715649
I'm good. I've been working on getting /tf2g/ updated for 2017 and learning how to make roster polls from expereinced managers.

Also working on stuff for /wg/ /tg/ and /i/.

>>173716917
>Also working on stuff for /wg/ /tg/ and /i/
Nice! Tell me more please! :3

>3rd gen effects
lmao @ this poor

>>173716982
Do that fucking cat face one more goddamn time and I'm coming to break your girl (male) ass myself.

>>173717160
Why do you have to be so mean. Anon? :(

yeah that's the point it was cheap as dirt, it was even like 2 keys under the normal price

>>173714315
https://youtu.be/amGyVcSMBzI
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

>>173717209
Well because I can, obviously.

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>>173716982
I would but I don't want to fill /tf2g/ with virtual divegrass memeball content that isn't related to the thread's team or events it intends to participate in.

If you are honestly curious about those things then hop on the IRC or contact me on discord. If you aren't sure who I am just ask heavenly pond or drdtroit. I'm not verified yet so I'm not displayed on the team's wiki page currently.

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>>173715995
>Pyro isn't gonna be the only one to get mew weapons.
>mew weapons

>>173717646
>heavenly pond or drdtroit
sorry, who? :D

>>173718275
so not actually ken, gottcha.

>>173718275
>>173718404
EXPOSED

>>173718163
Every outdoor cat has already a weapon tho: toxoplasmosis

can we stop LARPing please

>>173718860
Back to >>>/an/ with you, bugguy/plont/whatever the heck you call yourself now.

>>173719014
>L.ive A.ction

>>173719230
Funslinger is perfectly viable on Viaduct, and teleporters can be useful on 5CP, but in most cases, you're just taking up a slot that could be a more useful class, like scout.

>>173719364
I normally play scout, but so far placing minies at healthkits does wonders

Is lmaobox a thing again?

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http://tf2r.com/kf4au0v.html
http://tf2r.com/kf4au0v.html
http://tf2r.com/kf4au0v.html
Reminder to enter. Another one will follow right after!

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>>173720745
Yeah. Apparently lmaobox got renewed but free users get VAC'd after a game or so. There are 2 other popular hack softwares too.

>>173721451
Why can't valve fix this?

Who keeps taking away Masketta's red points? I'm genuinely curious as to who actually likes him enough not to play along.

Masketta is just a nice fellow who makes a good raffle everyday.

>>173721692
Valve does not care about TF2. The only reason the first VAC wave happened was because the source code for lunchbox got released.

>>173721451
I think most people are actually using NullCore now.

>>173720745
I think it's all about Lithium cheat now. That was latest hack spam I've seen in TF2

http://tf2r.com/kd0g2bw.html

https://tf2r.com/kyui1c6.html

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>>173721692
In order to prevent the usage of cheating software it requires them to, either:
>detect the cheating server DNS addresses one by one
by interfering with player's privacy, which most of us won't agree, a wrong detection may cause a massive unwanted banwave
Else they can cooperate with antivirus softwares to collect information for them in secrecy, and that means money.
>have the source code by themselves to detect players
Even if they hired a hacker to enter from a backdoor, codes will be encrypted heavily.
Only reason they managed to banwave the lmaobox users was that developer himself releasing source code.
>create a huge "darklist/whitelist" of software that you can run at the background with TF2
There are ways to bypass darklist too, and a whitelist database will give conflicted feedbacks from the community

Fixing this? They can try to sue people and may try to introduce a "identity required" system like Blizzard did in South Korea. Identity isn't required but a small phone application would be really nice to prevent people from getting banned and installing it again. Still too much work for an F2P game, for Valve I guess...
Or... They can fix the damn kickvote, so people stop abusing its power. When enough players left, population is above a certain limit and teams are unbalanced; system should remove the kickvote restriction from teams until a new player has found and balance has retained.
If no players willingly swap teams, then system forces at least one player from top3 scorers to other team at the end of given period of 2-3 minutes.

>scorch shot pyros that fire at the snipers on 2fort
these people exist solely to just be a nuisance
there's no possible way they'll actually kill one of them with a single brain cell

>>173723912
>Not spamming nades up on the balcony
I love killing snipers who are scoping so hard they have no situational awareness like this. My favorite was when one let me get a huntsman headshot on him after missing twice from directly below.

>>173723912
it's easy phlog charge
>2fort snipers
>brain cells

>>173724038
>Trying to phlog on 2fort