Happily ever after edition
>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/
>New teaser
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/848958308643885056
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753775700
>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
Previous >>173617112
Fareeha!
SLUT
Hardsuit 76 when?
i want widow's fat butt to fart in my mouth
For firebending Shimada sister that will never happen
I never left. I'm still here.
>>173629665
>Widowmaker and Mercy are whores now
Why blizzard?
>>173629634
I bet Reinhardt was her first love
>>173629653
post for kissing animations
>>173629665
At least she's got normal-ish skin.
Why the fuck did they make her a smurf?
>>173629726
Widow is bad, but what's whore-ish about this?
If anything, it covers more than her regular skin.
>>173629726
>are whores now
>now
???????????????
R U L E S O F N A T U R E
I have 3 dots after FPS in the stats number that means the rendering thread is limiting GPU. Are there any workaround for this?
I WANT TO NUT GENJI AND MCCREE
How do we stop the Blizzard lolicon agenda before they go too far and make one playable?
>>173629836
YES
>>173629670
>pharah and mccree sprays
>>173629805
Did you ever read the fucking lore?
WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW
AND THE FIRE’S HOT
THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS
OH HOW PRETTY
ALL THE SCENERY
THIS IS NATURE’S SACRIFICE
>>173629665
MIDRIFT WATCH
>>173629810
hooker hair
>>173629863
Ravioli, Ravioli!do not bully the gremlin loli!
>>173629726
>now
>>173629805
She's probably based off some rejected Nightelf conecpt art and used muh heartrate as an excuse.
>>173629730
I REMEMBER THE POSTER! MY HAIR WAS AMAZING.
>only have 4.5k gold
>need at least 3 legendaries from this event
I-I think I'm going to buy lootboxes, guys.
>>173629836
>>173629863
I want to headpat loli Dva
>>173629957
Too bad Overwatch midriffs seem less detailed than those on WoW models.
>>173629971
>shorter hair is hooker hair
Jesus sometimes I forget the kind of psychos I share this board with.
>>173630046
If you haven't before, don't fucking do it. Once you've done it once, it makes it much easier to do the next time and the next.
>Best skins are McCree, Genji, and Widow
>I don't play any of them
8/
>>173629698
>feisty no-nonsense loyalist Shimada dragon lady
Yes please, Mei is a terrible representative for asian chicks.
You posted a bad fire nation girl though, I'll help you out.
>>173630046
Well go ahead. But it's not that hard to grind thru the event, see what you get, and then buy the rest with coins.
>>173630102
>I want to headpat loli Dva
Then why do you have your dick out anon?
>>173630030
Oh shit.
Hey what app is this? Took this pic from the last thread
>>173630143
fucking right
Zenyatta childhood spray is cute
>>173630169
But that one is a traitor and also not even a fire bender
>>173630146
The problem is I got a promotion recently and despite still earning below what would be minimum wage in a first world country I literally have more money than I need. So there's no poverty to stop me anymore.
>>173629836
Pretty cute desu
Did you see that orisa purple terminator skin
>>173630046
Naw man, just grind exp/boxes until a day before the event ends. By the time you probably should've gotten a skin or two, if not; you'll probably have mustered plenty of credits by then.
>>173629836
Me and my friend managed to spam Pharmercy all the way till we got to high plat.
That was how long it took before people actually started to learn how to aim.
SEX MACHINE
>>173630251
it's most likely Zenyatta customizing himself to be all monk-like. He was probably "born" as one of those generic bots you see in the Mondatta death video.
Event ends May 1st? Shit, I'll only get to play 3 days of it :(
(Explanation: I couldn't play Overwatch because my laptop was shit, but I got a birthday present three weeks early, so now I can play it. Problem is, I'm pretty sure my family wanna get me Overwatch for my birthday. Which means by the time I get the game, I will only have 3 days. And it looks good :/ )
>>173629698
I just want a hero voiced by Grey DeLisle
>>173629863
d.va was originally intended to be a loli but I guess they realized that having the best waifu in the game as a little girl would be a bad idea.
>>173629990
I actually believe this, Torb was inspired by dwarf, Reinhardt a Tauren, etc
This is the face of a man that wants to fuck.
>>173630464Buy overwatch early and then make a big deal about how you got it and love it so your family knows you already have it
>>173630218
you dont?
>>173630443
yfw Torbjörn is a true nordic barbarian
GLORIOUS
>>173629836
>>173630346
Mercy is a nerd
>>173629726
>>173629971
is calling all attractive women "whore" a meme?
>>173630485
That would be good enough I guessAlthough there really isn't a fire based character right now so they could kinda do that. Like sort of an anti-Mei with a flamethrower and firewalls
>>173629858
Bumping this
>>173630625
It's another "defend the second point of Anubis for 8 minutes only to lose in overtime" episode
Why is this game so fucking awful
>>173629665
>that outfit
>event not until tomorrow
>tfw less than 3k Jeffbux
Thanks Blizz. Can't wait to get it.
>>173630225
Oversumo
A NAKED HEAT MACHINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSVApv8DIOQ
Reminder that Mercy is for Genji!
>>173630661
too bad Tracer's the only lesbian in the game
>>173630889
SHIMADA TITTAY
is she /ourgal/?
>>173630869
Because Blizzard won't nerf stall or move the attacker spawn closer/defender spawn further
>normal game starts to become boring so I start trolling mainly by playing never-shield-reinhardt or pistol mercy with zero heal
>slowly start seeing increasingly odd behavior in my games
>torbjorns putting up their turret in the spawn room and never leaving
>dva ult being thrown into a pit or in the spawn room
>reinhardt doing shield 360 on the other side of the map
Am I being bamboozled?
>>173630889
I'm definitely in heat now.
>tfw Genji will never breed you
>>173630981
>maxresdefault.jpg
>>173630981
>ecelebs
>>>/reddit/fasffy is better anyway
>>173630889
Anybody else fucking laughing at the fake plastic abs
that's so unnecessary
>>173630860
is this a parody of our current world politikz?
omnics vs humans is the future left vs right? clinton vs trump?
well, I guess that somewhat means we humans will somewhat get along then though
>>173630942
>muh canon
what a fag
>all the fucking Genji weebs that will be running around with their new OW THE EDGE skin
Guess I'll play Monkey Man and Autism Girl for a month
>>173630536
Why is Lucio "normal-aged" here?
>zarya feminism spray
OH NO
HERE IT COMES
so what do you think happened to genjis left arm? both of his are bionicle.
>>173631265
>that height
I want Pharah tospoon me.
>>173631265
What are rocket man and his girlfriend laughing at here?
>>173631159
Chu demanded it, okay?
Mimi best girl.
>>173629670
How will they react this time?
How do we make him good again?
>inbefore kek memecree
>but this will only last until May 1st.
>but this will only last until May 1st."
AAAAAAAAARE FUCK YOU FING KINDING ME
>>173631319
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>173629903
>Did you ever read the fucking lore?
I could give a shit. It's a bad decision. No reason to make her blue, it just looks like shit.
Like, you could come up with literally anything to explain it because it's fiction and thus 'lore' but I'm saying whatever happened when guys got together and said "Yeah, let's make the bitch blue." it was a terrible idea.
Orisa is explained via 'lore' and she's also fucking awful from the ground up.
>>173631418
When will she crush me between her thighs
>>173631418
>Shipping Reyes with an OC
You stop that
>>173631384
Pharah is 5'11
Dont tell me there are anons here smaller than 6'
Disgusting
>>173631591
>event lasts three weeks just like every other event
Come on anon, you should've seen it coming.
Howdy
Woah where the fuck can I find all this leaked skins?
>>173631643
You're seriously this upset after more than a year over absolutely fucking nothing?
>>173630889
Genji's pick rate just rocketed back to season 1 levels, at least in QP
in one of the leaked images a few of the skins were advertised as "origins editions" does that mean that origins cucks will get these for free?
>>173631508
>tumblr calling sprays stickers
im convinced they are all brain-damaged, even then non-trannies that plague that shithole.
>>173630305
is this jajo refrenc
>>173631713
I'm 6'1, but with that little height difference I doubt she would have any problem with spooning me.
>>173629895
translation?
>>173629863
>before they go too far and make one playable?
It's never gonna happen.
>>173631723
no homo but he looks fucking sexy I have to admit
>>173630981
>Australians
ew
>>173631713
5'11 andwish I was shorter so I could find tall bf
>>173631725
From leaked event trailer (it was deleted from youtube)
https://2ch.pm/vg/src/21924077/14918493029320.webm
I hope they make Pharah more of a dork. I like the contrast between her and her mom. Ana is a graceful slut while Pharah is more of an awkward dork.
HOLY SHIT GUYS GET HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug
>>173631748
No, it's just the game always appears as ''Origins Edition'' in the PSN.
>>173630981
who is this semen demon?
>>173630443
Man I want him to dominate my boy pussy
>>173631667
She kinda reminds me of Sofia Boutella
>>173631692
>OC
>>173631723
RAW
ME
DADDY
>yfw you've never lost a match on______.Anubis
>>173631386
My SR
>>173631775
That was when it was first leaked as part of a sticker sheet.
>>173631713
Uhh, 5'2 3/4"
I'm taller than torb...
>>173630981
3 years ago, sure.
Now she is just another cock hungry slut though
>>173630753
Still not giving up hope this thread isn't all about waifuposting
>>173631723
The Blackwatch series of skins is the best they've done yet
>>173631894
>>173632001
>thinking white ppl are attractive
>>173629670
Gerard looked like the most stereotypical honhonhon ever
>>173632105
The three dots show up no matter what, doesn't indicate a problem.
>tfw have to shell out money if I want a full cast of oldschool skins
Why do you still keep a paywall for angry Beanie Beaner and Aryan Super Soldier Blizz?
>>173631942
Hopefully.
>>173631508
That's Mei before she froze herself for years.
>>173629670
reinhart icon has unique skin
Absolute madmen, they actually added it
>>173632307
so what exactly is the significance of those tubes inside mccree?
>>173632205
>ppl
Is there a fastest way to spot a redditor?
>>173631943
>MvM was 5 years ago
damn
>>173629670
Why is the Jack Morrison spray so blurry?
>>173631726
Just because I think something is dumb and shitty doesn't mean I'm upset. Like you said, it's been a year.
Prometheus came out 5 years ago and it's still a dumb shitty movie, just because it happened a while ago doesn't mean it's suddenly fault free.
Nor does it mean I'm upset. I'm just voicing my opinion on the subject.
Did McCree mcfuck Pharah, mcpop her hymen, and then mcshoot a foamy load in her mouth?
>>173632513
It's the very last one shown right as they transition to another part of the trailer so you don't get a good look at it
>>173632415
bean here all along
>>173632461
fuck off.
i only come to this shithole to shitpost, much like every other person on the subreddit comes here.
accept it anon.
>>173632532
No, he didn't.
Pharah a pure.
>>173631775
But it literally is a sticker
>>173632001
whats this from?
>>173632562
The Ana one was blurred too.
Haitian spellcaster character when
>>173632441
Pumps drugs, enables forward roll.
this backstory shit is nice and all but when are we gonna get to Winston and Tracer going on adventures together to rebuild Overwatch
>tfw the orisa is too blurry in the video
>>173632665
Can't say I spotted Ana's unless it was after Morrison's
Nothing makes me more homicidal than when a quirky 6 stack starts sucking each other off and trying to be funny in all chat after a protracted nightmare of a game
Holy fuck I'm getting mad just thinking about it
>>173632636
>Pharah a pure.
>tfw no overwatch playing bf
kill me
>>173632742
I am assuming it is since all the others have been accounted for.
>>173632636
>32 year old woman
>virgin
honestly at that point something is wrong with her
I'm curious. Are there any actual transgender anons here? :3
>>173632205
Stupid frog poster
>>173631723
those are some giant hands
>>173632706
>recall is now more than a year old
>barely any progress from that point
Don't really care about the "big three" which makes it worse.
>>173632841
H-hello.....
>>173631943
How come tf2 had so much more personality than overwatch. i hate pretty much all the faggot characters in overwatch
>>173632858
She's in the army, and she shouts some comic one liner while she's shooting a barrage of rockets that will kill anyone in the way.
She has probably some Big Boss-tier autism.
>>173632869
Nobut I've thought about it
>>173632841
>tfw no one to talk overwatch memes with besides /owg/. and even then you guys dont really like the stuff i post. feelsbadman.
>>173632841
>Tfw have that
Life is pretty good
>>173632857
Oh yeah, everyone gets a spray each event so I guess we just have to wait for tomorrow now.
>>173632938do you like traps and are you cute
y/n
circle one ! ! !
>>173632858
This is where McCree comes into the picture. Ana was embarrassed that her daughter wasn't getting laid so she had McCree pop her daughter's hymen. This is why Pharah sounds like she is moistening her panties when she talks to McCree.
>>173633041
we will never get a young reinhardt with long hair skin will we?
>>173632951
What I wonder is what's the point of having characters, or lore, or anything like that.
It's a multiplayer shooter, literally who gives a shit.
Seriously, why is there a fucking writer working for a multiplayer game?
When did everything go this wrong?
>>173631723
>ywn be eaten out by BW McCree and feel his flavor saver rubbing against you
>>173629486
That's Gerard?
>>173629670
does reinhardt have two or is that torbjorn and his wife?
also
>that mei spray
>>173633131
>>173633041
>"I remember zat poster! my hair vas amazing!"
>>173633061
Yes and maybe? It's subjective
>>173633110
Does she have VO lines with McCree? Never heard them before.
Did Tracer being lesbian bring in anymore homos to Overwatch because I noticed most players started playing terribly after the comic came.
>>173633162
I squirmed reading that tbch
>>173633061
are you the lucio main who caught HIV?
>>173629670
Is that Sombra studying at the desk or is that Pharah again
>>173633182
It's Torb and Brigitte
>>173633170
Yeah.
>>173633301
That's Sym
>>173632532
>and then mcshoot a foamy load in her mouth?
Of course not, Pharah leg locked him tight and made sure he shot every drop deep inside of her where it belongs.
>>173633223
hmmmmmm
>>173633245
nooooope
>>173633228
Yeah she asks him in a very excited voice where he learned to shoot. He then replies in a calm smooth voice and says Ana taught him
I haven't played much since last Halloween. How do I get back to the game? Is it really worth it? Did the introduction of Capture the Flag etc create influx of more interesting games?
>>173633162
you better be talking about your vagina and not your poop chute.
>Another London reskin
>Can't access the reskinned maps after the event, not even in custom game
>When the normal versions are accessible during the event
>Also where is Watchpoint: Grand Mesa, ruins of the Swiss HQ ora farm in Bloomington, Indiana
>>173633228
Asks him where he learned to shoot, ask whether it was soldier or reaper and she sounds exicited asking this. McCree responds by saying ur mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1LG-PXVyuY
>>173629670
Will the Roadhog and Junkrat sprays go together like their christmas ones?
Seems like Junkrat is in the sidecar
Are these guys doing their crown jewel heist while this uprising is going on?
>omg guys there are so many skins so cool!!!!
How about let's get some good maps that aren't fucking dogshit?
This game is so sad. There isn't a single map on this game that's half as good as dust2, cp_gravelpit, Facing worlds, or proving grounds. This game has the worst fucking shitgarbage maps of all time, it basically ruins the entire game
>>173633162
>you will never watch him lick your squirt from his lil beard
why
>>173633228
Just this one interaction
>>173633303
I had a hunch it was Birgitte, but it made me think it was a reinhardt spray because torbjorn and her are his best friends
>>173633305
Man he looks downright boring. Like Emily boring.
But a buddy of mine owes me five bucks now because he made a bet with me saying he would be black.
>>173631027
I've been doing Battle Mercy and Speed Boostio when I can't pick Hanzo or Widow.
QP is so boring now, I don't know why people play it when there's no event to farm loot boxes
>>173629670
>S76
>>173632706
clearly they are saving that for the Overwatch Animated Serieshopefully
>>173633516
Remember to call him a cuck.
>>173633481
What have you forgotten in the general of game you hate so much?
>>173633242
Squirmed in a good way or bad way?
>>173633446
Yes.
>>173633482
Whew
>>173629670
PharahxMcCree confirmed
Is orisa any good? I been away from overwatch for a long LONG time.
>>173633481
I'd prefer more maps over just about everything else but nothing they've made so far really instills confidence.
>>173633245
>lucio main who caught HIV
excuse me?
>>173633041
the blue skins are fucking hideous lol
>>173633481
>good as dust2, cp_gravelpit, Facing worlds, or proving grounds.
>imagine being this much of a redditor that you thoroughly believe these are good maps
>>173630030
And now the poster has a thick crust of dried pussy juice
>>173633575
I'll tell him you reminded me, anon
>>173633358
Oh right, sometimes I forget she had both arms for most of her life
>>173633506
Maybe it is a Rein spray because Torb and her are his best friends.
>Pharah/Mercy with a Zen orb on her
>SOLDIER KILL THE PHARAH YOU SUCK
Fucking retards.
>Mei confirmed thin
>Widow confirmed white before she was Talon'd, and that she and her husband were happy
Honestly all we're missing is another Gency hint for the perfect fandom flip out.
>>173630889
I RIDE
>>173633614
the best way
>>173629670
Who's in the Torb spray? Is thathis wife?
>>173632379
I dont think cryogenic freezing causes you to gain weight senpai
And when she gets out shes stranded and strapped for supplies so I doubt she gorged herself after
>>173629698
tfw no smug Shimada sister
>>173633772
>Widow confirmed white before she was Talon'd, and that she and her husband were happy
Did people think otherwise? idgi
so we got a lesbian, a midget, a cyborg, multiple amputees, and an autist. how awesome/hilarious would it be for blizzard to make a hero in a wheelchair?
>>173633687
When did Ana realize it was a mistake to show Fareeha the Overwatch barracks on her 18th birthday?
>>173633772
>Widow confirmed white before she was Talon'd
I don't believe anyone could've thought differently
>>173633828
Torb's wife is the blonde in the xmas comic.
That brunette is Rein's squire.
>>173633892
Yeah Widow being non-white was a semi-popular idea and a lot of people said Gerard was abusive to justify why WidowTracer would totally work (this was before Reflections).
>>173633904
I hope doomfist is just an old man in a wheelchair that morphs
>>173633828
That's Brigitte, girl who Torb and Rein splitroast from time to time
>>173632919
Even more considering how WINSTON of all characters is now supposed to be the big shot leader of the organization, with all the responsabilities and conflicts that entail, meanwhile every ounce of story just keeps endlessly drooling all over 76.
The only way I see this changing is if the mumblings there were at one point of Blizzard killing off characters are true and they kill 76 for good to allow a passing of the torch for Winston. The talking monkey. From the moon.And then they have an event about the evil moon monkeys invading Earth, we get a Gorilla Grodd villain character because heavens know this entire mess has no guidance.
>>173631551
FtH is mostly irrelevant now except for shooting Rein's barrier. Either needs something different for his M2 or an improvement to FtH.
His falloff is a bitch too.
>>173633887
The Shimada brothers could've had a sister if it weren't for China's two child policy.
>>173633452
>Where is Junkertown
With it being mentioned in DVA's skin lore snippet, my hopes were rekindled
>>173633921
Don't understand how people looked at her distinctly white facial features and thought otherwise
>>173633921
>http://adieu-shitty.tumblr.com/post/159424617449/wow-widows-new-skin-looks-great
>#you better believe i'm mad
Honestly I thought the vampire skins were confirmation that she was white before Talon.
>>173630860
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>173634086
>China
delete this you fucking bitch cunt ass jew
>>173629836
even at the end of a tiring day you can expect the best
>>173633996
>lot of people said Gerard was abusive
Well that had a tiny, flimsy basis on the way Widow reacts when Ana mentions him, saying she knew nothing of him.
But otherwise, yeah, quite an overreach
>>173634118
These are the same people that wanted to call McCree a Person of Color because he's super tanned.
Like dear god have they never met anyone that grew up in the American Southwest, everyone looks like that.
>>173631168
No.
No, Omnics v Humans isn't Left vs Right. It's Us vs Other.
Literally how deep in reddit politics garbage do you actually forget that this Us vs Others is an exceptionally common theme in media?
>>173629836
>>173634174
weeaboo hanzo main detected
>>173633392
>>173633456
>>173633492
Wouldn't be surprised if Ana did more than just give McCree a few shooting tips.
Humanbois btfo
Never ever come to Kings Row again, we fockin shank ya cunts
>>173633904
Kinda feel bad for Tracer, went through all that shit to become the youngest fighter pilot like ever, and now she gets written off as the token lesbo
>>173634395
That one building giving me some cheesy deus ex vibes.
>>173631723
he has a laser sight on his gun with this skin
>>173634395
>Omnics did this
>Few years later: Why do humans hate us so much?
>>173633234
It was for the Christmas event, wouldn't be surprised if there was a flood of players who got in because they got gifted Overwatch for Christmas.
>>173634342
>waifu'd Pharah
>ended up getting a fetish for brown girls
>brown eyes and black hair + non fat is now an insta-boner for me
Goddamn it.
What do you think about a romcom highschool setting Overwatch Themed event in the future?
that new widow skin is pretty hot
>>173630889
RULES OF NATURE
>made it to masters super fast solo Q after my duo Q partner stopped playing
>getting sick of being IGL and flex and carry all at once n solo Q
who's dick does a guy gotta suck to get into a masters duo/trio
>>173629836
still dont get why this is a thing. is it just because "ZOMG LESBIAN INTERRACIAL COUPLE!!! SO PROGRESSIVE!!!111!"?
Why would anyone spend money on skins when they will be outdated by the next one anyway?
>>173634392
Ana is not a whore
She is pure and only have slept with Morrison, Reyes, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, Gerard,Winston, a fucking leaf and LiaoAngela on the other hand...
>5 dps team
>getting spawn camped
>pick bastion as sixth dps
>win
???
>>173629698
It's such an obvious way to go and such an established stereotype that I actually believe it's going to happen eventually. Just like the evil moon monkeys.The banter against Hanzo and Genji, especially for kills, better be amazing.
>>173634459
Welcome to reality.
>>173634538
>highschool setting
pls stop with the gay ideas, go get laid loser
>>173633464
>Team is fighting the omnics
>Voiceline/Radio chatter about two Junkers who just stole the crown jewels
I'd be pretty happy with that
>It's shown Torb's getting two skins
>They're not recolours of each other
DOES THIS MEAN THERE'S STILL A CHANCE REIN GETS HIS HAIR ON ANOTHER SKIN THIS EVENT?PLEASE
Pleb Choice: Iddqd
Contrarian Choice: Taimou
Reddit Choice: Seagull
Patrician Choice:Surefour
>>173634738
which choice is playing the game
>>173629665
Widowmaker is not a slut she has and will only ever love one person.
>>173633770
I guess you better hope you have a good genji on your team
>genji kills zen relatively easily
>the rest of your team focuses the tanks which are getting no support unless mercy decides to leave pharah which leaves her vulnerable
>genji can put pressure on mercy/pharah all while being a much harder target to hit than soldier/mccree
that or a really good mccree which can kill a pharah thats being pocketed with 2 consecutive headshots or 2 bodyshot and one headshot
>>173634738
What about Harbleu?
>>173634536
Oh please, I waifud tracer now
>Brown eyes
>Brown hair
>God forbid both
>Thin frame
>Small boobs
>Small ass but good shape
>Accents
>Freckles (always a thing but worse now)
>Baby faces
>Ditzy/add, not stupid
>Short
>Peppy attitude
>Tomboyish
>For fucks sake I've lost my attraction to non white girls, Asians are meh
>>173632441
Possibly replacement parts he lost?
Like the man might have been disembowled at some point and that shit's his new robot organs.
>>173634602
Less concerned about the skins and more looking forward to emotesAna's Halloween emote is the most overpowered emote
Chance of a new Hana skin?
>>173634738
Ascended choiceShadowburn
>>173634795
Literal filth, scum of the earth
>>173634459
Dude, in liberal films and media, there will always be a token minority. It's fucking hilarious to see them just include them for no reason other than "muh progressive, w-we are not racist!" whilst calling everyone else racist, xenophobic, homophobic, etc.
>>173634594
95% of Pharmercy support is that they work well together in the game which is incredibly subjective.
>>173634857
Zero, she's not even related to Overwatch
>>173634709
We can all hope for all these skins, since theres still so many we havnt seen out of 100 collectables.Mondatta skin fucking WHEN
>>173634872
>It's fucking hilarious to see them just include them for no reason other than "muh progressive, w-we are not racist!" whilst calling everyone else racist, xenophobic, homophobic, etc.
imagine building this much of a strawman in your brain
>>173634738
god tier:shadder2k
>>173634738
Weeb Choice: Mendo
>>173634831
this guy fucks
>>173634831
>attracted to lesbians
anon, I'm not sure how to tell you this...
>>173634459
Surprisingly it's not even the sjws doing that to her. Feels bad man.
>>173633772
>weird fan headcanons
Always amusing.
>>173634594
Everybody knows this is cannon. Anything else is fake. Sad.
>>173629670
Imagine getting hooked and dragged by Roadhog while he just tore down the highway on his shitty chopper
Is it official cannon that he just tore it off some random towtruck that stopped to help him when his chopper broke down or is that just shitty tumblr fanfiction
>>173634527
#notallomnics
>>173634831
Thank god my country is full of latinas.
>>173634738
who /TimThePlatman/ here
>>173634857
She was 12 when this was all happening.
>>173634820
harb is a furry with a tranny ""gf""
>>173634527
>>173634395
The trailer alone changed my opinion on the whole kings row thing completely
Dont fucking blame Bongs for campaigning to force omnics into ghettos and away from humans after this shit show.
>Literally take over a part of London and force humans out
>Killing and beheading humans while saying "PEACE BE UPON YOU"
>7 years later after they're presumably BTFO they have the audacity to have a religious leader stand up in london and preach about all being one within the Iris
Widowmaker is the hero england needs
>>173633907
It wasn't a mistake, she was done trying to stop her after 6 years of constant sneaking and peaking.
>>173634738
Skill aside, Seagull has the comfiest stream, too bad I'm reasonably sure dude's clinically depressed or has severe anxiety issues by now. If NRG doesn't perform he's probably going to kill himself.
>>173634983
Hey, not all short qt short haired tomboys are lesbians
R-right?!
>>173635057
He is a good player though
>>173629670
oh man i hope they make a really creepy deconstructed zenyatta now
>>173635057
harbleu has been /our guy/ since before /vg/ existed
>>173634738
Shimada choice:Wraxu
>>173634594
Gency is also interacial, but turns out that couple is racist because White Savior :^)
>>173635108
NRG now has a C9 tier rooster.
Top NA teams, but below NV and all Top Korea.
>>173635068
Hey it was anglo scum who put them in the ghetto in the first place
>>173633464
Chances we get those as Junkrat/Roadhog skins?
>All hail King Jamison Fawkes the First! And, ehm, Duke Roadhog?
>>173634886
so does a bastion, reinhardt, mercy combo but i dont see any threesome art of that.
its literally a tumblr thing and they dont even play the game they just draw shitty ships and watch sssniperwolf and then say that theyre part of the fandom. i know this cuz these roasties in my college class do that shit.
>>173635115
Anon... I'm so sorry
>>173635194
>AM/WF
int/pol spammer pls go
>>173634216
any more of this webm...?
Solo queue is painful
I'm right on the border of silver/gold
Will healslut for teammates who aren't braindeadLDomin8r#1228
>>173629665
What color is her nipples?
Any Pro Player or streamers have being confirmed browsing/posting on 4chan?
Overwatch related, obviously.
>>173635194
Or just you know, boring
The Florence Nightingale effect is rather overused
>>173631551
Roll resets after kills like Genji's dash.
Minimum damage to 40
FTH damage to 50.
>>173635278
why are you putting me through this again, what have I done to wrong you
>>173629810
>you can see where they awkwardly frankensteined her regular model's bangs onto a new model for the rest of her hair
High quality
>>173635278
>>173635357
Terrible.
>>173634216
Why did mercy's skin suddenly become darker?
>>173634594
Mercy was designed around aiding Pharah, they said so themselves. The pairing is more natural than anyone else in the game.
>>173635239
Rightly so
They should be happy they got a ghetto in the first place and werent just scrapped for parts after their jobs were done.
After the omnic crisis they should know they have to toe the fucking line because of the shit they caused
Its like Germany getting all pissy at all the restrictions placed on them after they got buttfucked in WW1. Yeah damn straight you're getting buttfucked you tried to buttfuck everyone else
who is best genji:
shadder2k, seagull, or shadowburn?
so is orisa shit or not? She seems shitty. Somewhat low damage and very vulnerable because she is big and has a big head.
>>173635349
It's boring but if that's the most offensive thing about it I don't see why people shit themselves over it.
Blizz can't seem to decide if Genji's hair is green or black
>>173635468
I'm the best genji. It's me
>>173635278
Page is ugly desu
>>173635239
Why didn't they just built Omnics with an off and on switch
>>173634637
McCree shows up to Overwatch headquarters as a boy and leaves a man several times over.
Learned from the best.
>>173633904
isnt lucio missing his legs?
>>173635345
I am pretty sure almost all of them do.
>>173635496
Here's the twist. Nobody is shitting themselves over anything and instead it's shitposters trying to pretend like there is.
>>173635501
What is hair dye?
>>173635468
Shadowburn out of those 3
Overall probably Whoru
>>173635467
>buttfuck someone
>they try to get you to stop
>buttfuck them harder
>finally they snap and try to buttfuck you
>gets the tip in before your buddies tackle them
>buttfuck them harder still and tell them they deserve it for trying to buttfuck you
the history of mankind
>>173635501
It's dye.
>>173635557
No that's a remnant from the "everyone with oddly designed limbs is an amputee" days.
>>173634216
>People still forcing this meme that Pharah is a dork
How the fuck does the commander of a private security firm squadron, whose comic's entire point was her learning that "Your team matters more than the mission", be dorky?
Shes a badass fucking soldier for hire.
>>173635501
Black but dyed it green because he's a weeb
He seems to like the colour green
>>173635518
Why did they make machines meant for menial labor SENTIENT
WHY, OMNICA.
>>173635518
Maybe they started that way until Omnics disabled them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TYT1QfdfsM
>>173635496
>shit themselves over it.
Doubtfully, but I suppose the most aversion people feel stems from the fact that Genji usually has a worthless playerbase.
>>173635557
hes not in a wheelchair. hes a fucking hockey player. surprised hes still got all of his teeth.
Best McCree?
Best Tracer?
Best Ana?
Best Widow?
Best Soldier?
Best Genji?
Best Hanzo?
Best Pharah?
Best Zarya?
>>173629665
I kinda wish her hair was black for this skin.
Omnics are dirty and violent and don't deserve rights
>>173635675
>that pic
M A X I M U M
C O M F Y
>>173635705
all me
I'm super racist
Which hero is right for me?
>>173635068
Are you saying that robots are future sandniggers?
>>173635649
>>173635703
well wheelchairs ARE kind of pointless in a world where you can just robolimb your way through everything
>>173635782
Zarya
>>173630146
Just like rape.
>>173635296
https://my.mixtape.moe/nlegvg.mp4
>>173635501
tf is he eating in that pic? a block of swiss cheese?
>>173635782
Zarya or Junkrat.
Maybe the Hog but he isn't as outspoken
why do people say don't play comp/use a smurf during x time?
if only shitters queue doesn't that mean you will remove 1 shitter slot from your team and have a bigger impact against a team with up to 6 shitters?
t. s1 62
>>173635782
Symmetra
>>173635501
His black hair is his natural colour
Green is from him being a playboy fucking around at arcades and karaoke bars with arms full of jap sluts so he decided to dye his hair because its probably cool over in japan or something.
>"Oh Genji sama, you're so cool, just like the rich anime protagnoists in the holovids, can we see your private mansion again?"
>"KAKUGA"
Hana is CUTE
>>173630889
It should be a crime to be this handsome.
It looks like the Old Ones are behind the omnic crisis
>>173635868
>>173629670
>can not tell if S76 and Reaper sprays are current (7 years ago) or back from the SEP days since the comic had a SEP flashback
Well that really fucking sucks.
(Jack's is a little obvious but where the fuck is Reaper's from?)
>>173630030
>>173629730
That's Baldrich Von Adler
>>173629486
Update the event trailer to OP
>never usually play healer
>I'll play healer if no one else on my team chooses one though
>always pick Zenyatta, Ana, or Lucio depending on the situation
>80%-90% win rate for each one of those healers
should I be healing instead?
>>173635462
There's an a big age gap between them isn't there?
Same reason I don't see why people see Junkrat and Roadhog as anything but two criminals slowly becoming buddies
Junkrat was 5 when Roadhog nuked Australia so Roadhog was in his early twenties
>>173635894
only on koth
every other map is slanted in favor of one team at the start, even if both teams are 100% shitter one still has the advantage
>>173635859
Actually, it is a literal fact if you've been raped, you're statistically much more likely to be raped again.
>>173635920
>ywn never be the hotshot cool guy at a japanese arcade
>>173635482
Just give her full movement speed while shooting. Nerf her magazine size to 75 or 100 if you have to.
>>173635410
when mercy entered his apartment she turned on the light at door, when she went to receive her visitor she didnt turn on that switch, the only light at that moment was the one from hallway outside the apartment
>>173635651
yes but things run dif when near to that special person you want to spend the night
>>173635652
>"Genji Im going to rebuild you into a functional cyborg body to keep you alive. This prototype is going to be black to match the colours of the blackwatch organisat-"
>"MAKE IT GREEN AND SILVER. WITH A DOPE VISOR. AND LOTS OF SICK LINES"
>>173635783
Thats exactly what Im saying
>>173635957
Not to sound like a weeb, but dying your hair in japan is usually looked down upon by the family, sorta as a sign of rebbellion.
Still very fitting for Gengu though
>>173635878
Looks more like an oddly shaped rice ball.
>>173636029
5 years isn't a big age gap.
>>173631983
Not him but who is she? Is there a chance she might be a real character in the game later
>>173636091
>her apartment
whoops
>>173634857
unf
>>173635878
a rice ball desu senpai
>>173635868
>What I wanna know is, wheres the caveman
My fucking sides
>>173635760
Comfiest couple
>>173635868
fukken saved
>>173636161
kek, that makes me think of how he got his entire suit changed to when he became a nomad.
>>173636029
It's only 5 years and the only weirdness that could come from it is, if they met when Pharah was a child, Mercy might find it too strange to date an old coworker's child.
I think Pharmercy is absolute shit and shouldn't happen but there's no big age gaps or pedophilia involved.
>>173636278
why mccree was wearing his normal attire and not blackwatch one in the comic?
>>173635496
It's because Pharmercy is better aesthetically and if neither is a good ship emotionally you might as well go with the hotter one
>>173636307
swoos right in
>>173636371
he was probably undercover wasn't he? so he switched to his "blending in" cowboy fit
Tumblr will complain about anything until everyone is a proud women of color.
i've come to realize i only play this game to punish my teammates
Reminder that mercy is canonically bisexual
>>173636197
Makes a lot of sense then. Also wouldn't surprise me if that in turn makes you look "Cool" to people outside the family
They seem like the kinda culture to love rebels
>>173636372
>Pharmercy is better aesthetically
subjective, i think mercy fits better withsymmetrain terms of looks. but nobody likes it so fuck me i guess.
>>173636303
what the fuck is a rice ball?
>>173635115
God I forgot the short hair/cute face combo I've developed a thing for
>>173635023
I live in the blackest mcfucking niggerville in NYC and I hate it, honestly I'm using my current gf as free pussy because she's Latina but nothing about her hits any of my turn one except maybe the baby face
I'm moving to God knows where when I'm out of uni, long island, Boston, the Midwest, just not the west coast because its too liberal or the south because it's too hot
>>173634983
Her sexuality has nothing to do with her appearance, there's gotta be a straight girl out there who meets some of thewe
>>173634960
Stop fucking taunting me
>>173636286
>those lips
peachy
>>173635894
People want to to climb faster / have quality games or at the very least not 100% retarded games.
Your mentality is a really long term project. I'm 13 memes against me and 7 memes in my favor on 105 matches, so take that as you will. I play whenever i want, though.
translation notes: memes means disconnects or intentionally trolling.
>>173636527
A ball of race
>>173631643
>I could give a shit.
But you don't.
>>173629670
Where's the genji sticker?
>>173636527
rice rolled into a ball, baka gaijin
>>173636527
a sandwich 4kids
I like how 76 pretty much became the new DVA, picked every game and take little skill to rank up with until they get nerfed...
>>173636451
Orisa though
Also Pharah and Ana are Egyptian right?
I mean, Egypt is in Africa...
>>173636527
A Japanese hamburger.
>>173635990
i almost want to write this fanfic01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01010111 01000101 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000110 01001001 01010010 01010011 01010100 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000010 01000101 00100000 01001100 01000001 01010011 01010100
>>173636527
a jelly doughnut
>>173636527
A jelly donut
>another
>timed
>event
>with
>timed
>exclusive
>cosmetics
>and absolutely no one is bitching
you people are so embarrassing
>>173636327
youre wrong tho
MimiReaper is the most comfy
>>173636448
>Don't worry I'll go to London under cover
>Puts on cowboy outfit
Oh McCree
>>173636596
above hanzo, bottom right
>>173636527
it's a japanese meme food.
>>173636527
Onigiri, it's literally a ball of rice, usually with a filling of some sort, and then wrapped with seaweed. Very common take-out food in Japan.
>>173636338
>Mercy, Im feeling really depressed and sad about being a cyborg. Design me a new one please with lots of arabian design influence, so I can wander the earth in STYLE
>>173636731
memes get outta here
>>173636731
what the fuck is this MIMI meme thing
New Widow skin looks cool, but I hope they made a blue skin version too. Blue Widow is best Widow, plus Torb is getting two skins
>>173636731
>random anime girl
Are we deviantart now?
>>173636731
You are seriously going to take place of most autistic owg poster from Reaper76 faggot
>>173629670
>Junkrat and Roadhog keep getting matching stickers
they're tryin to tell u somethin m8's
Pharmercy BTFO
>>173636612
>>173636780
haha fucking weebs.
>>173635868
>>173636327
>Comfiest couple
>>173636797
its the chemo curing the degenerate reaper76 cancer
Calling it now. S76 and Reaper's sprays for the event will be matching. Back to back, both looking behind themselves.
>>173636880
They're best buds anonRemember they dont have anyone else.
They even spent xmas together. Dont spoil their purest of friendshipsBesides Junkrat likes Mei
>>173636906
I really wish Gency was more popular because that new Blackwatch skin would have resulted in a huge wave of new porn. It still will but it won't be Gency.
>>173636880
I for one welcome our canon Australian gays.
When is the Fun in the Sun event supposed to happen and give meshirtless Reinhardt
>Blue skins are trash
>Blackwatch skins are pretty good
>Widows is just her in a fucking tank top and grey trousers
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>173636731
As a Reaperfag i'm literally triggered, who is this hobo hipster looking bitch that thinks she can just lay on my husbando like that?
>win 3 matches by hair which was really fun
>4th match
>team is 4 stacked
>oh this might be good
>wrong
>they all lock in to hanzo, genji, mcree and widow
>I'm the only tank
>healer can't keep me up
>4 stack guys literally do no damage to the other team
>lose
I really like this, anyways the 3rd match was so fucking good.Also don't mind my potato laptop.
>>173637028
>I really wish Gency was more popular
It's the second most popular Mercy ship and the most popular Genji ship.
>>173630443
I guess this explains why he has such a nice looking wife. Seems before age set in, Torb was a looker.
>>173636880
Don't you have a bro, to recognize another mans bro?roadhog is for mercy only
So when does the event actually start?
One anon said the event's 3 weeks like the others, but it lasts until May 1st.. So shouldn't it be today?
>Gerard looks like Clark Gable
what did they mean by this
>>173637109
>It's the second most popular Mercy ship and the most popular Genji ship.
Well he's not wrong...
>>173637072
And shirtless Torb
>>173637184
It says April 11th on the trailer
>>173630443
>>173637247
>Reaper x Mercy that high
Huh. Also MercyHog fans BTFO.
>>173635868
Is there more from the same artist?
>>173637247
Yeah, that's what he said.
>>173637184
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/event-11-april-2017-countdown-clock-0
There's the exact time it should start.
>>173636880
Roadrat coming in for purest and best ship
>>173637093
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So, when's the patch ?
>>173637354
>>173637276
Thanks. I haven't watched the trailer because I want to see it in english first.
>>173637247
>source: my ass
>>173630443
hmmmm....
Are Lucio changes coming tomorrow?
>BW McCree's Peacekeeper has laser sights
>>173637341
It's by nyl2 so 99% of the other stuff they make involves giant futa dicks.
>>173637001
We haven't seen Ana's yet either, I wonder if it will go with Reyes and Jack's.
>>173637107
Fuck that shit. I always play whatever I want when dweebs decide to instalock 4 DPS.
If they don't want to play a serious comp then I'm not obligated to fill tank or support to keep them alive.
>>173637480
>angry faggot: the post
>>173637247
where's the source
>>173637441
>>173637354
>>173637480
That chart is just going to the most popular fanfiction site and looking at results
>>173637637
>no u: this is the post
>>173637441
20 hours from now
I'm 1 match away from next level so I don't want to play before that.
>>173637539
kek
>>173637425
Delete this DELETE THIS DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DOES THIS CUNT HAVE SO MUCH MONEY FOR THEIR SHITTY SELFINSERT COMMISSIONS, I HOPE SHE DIES.
>>173637627
I'd like it to. I very heavily like the theme of them as a trio and hate shippers pushing Ana to the side
Zarya is for
>>173637830
starting a family with
>>173637729
some anon compiled a bunch of data from here, reddit, tumblr, etc.
but this is kinda old so it might have changed since then
>>173637830
roasties
>>173637789
Your best option would be to do the same thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>173633863
You're body freaks out because of the cold and stores as much fat as possible anon we've been over this before, blizz keeps making these shit sprays happen and staying silent on the subject
>>173629863
You don't stop them
>>173637936
i doubt it's changed much, maybe the gency numbers went up a little bit after the valentine's voices.
>>173630889
Hmm interesting. The way it doesn't really overlap with his actual skin makes it look he's wearing a suit.
>>173637789
>Tfw my husbando is safe from neet fujos who pay to self insert with their OW schlick material
>>173637570
>a pistol needing red dot sights
>>173638172
Who's your husbando?
>>173637539
>even chopped his arm off and replaced it with mechanical parts
>>173638273
>>173638014
>No calorie intake for 10 years
How tf would she gain weight
I wish the maps with alternative lighting and such were actually available in matchmaking instead of being Arcade crap
>>173638071
more then likely
honestly i don't see the reason people freak out about what random motherfucker 2 million likes on the internet.
>>173637830
>>173638273
Winston
>>173634738
Weren't Taimou and Surefour acused of hacking? Whatever happened with that?
I remember the video of taimous widow trying to bounce between rezzed targets while scoped.
>>173638409
>Minigame mode where it's pitch-black except for gunfire
>You hunt people in the dark by listening for their footsteps
I'd play it
>>173629670
Why are Ana and Jack's sprays obscured in the trailer?
>>173637629
I just don't understand the matchmaking in this game, for 3 or 4 games I get equal teams. We fight over the objective and win or lose by a point however after those matches game decides to put me in an absolute shit team that get stomped by the others. Then you have smurfs, derankers, throwers, instalock widows. I don't even know why I play this game anymore.
Hey guys, Chu here. I wanted to let you all know that the straight relationship between 76 and McRee will have some light shed on it with this upcoming, great update!
One of our two fantastic heroes is actually FtM transgendered. You'll find out who tomorrow!
>>173638345
I was expecting Roadhog or Junkrat who are actually both very heavily shipped with self inserts or OC's.
You should see some of the stuff out there, Mimi is like top tier compared to the usual self inserts who almost always seem to be magic users.
>>173638318
just what you'd expect
>>173636372
>Pharmercy being hotter
I dunno, I think Gency could be plently hot now >>173630889
>>173638535
We already know it's Lucio
When will we see what's under Reaper's mask?
>>173629667
>You set em up I'll knock them down!
We need more Command and Conquer references in Overwatch! If you look in this panel you can see mammoth tanks
>>173638439
source
>>173629486
I-is pic related real?
>>173638660
Whenever S76 sees it which is likely when they will reconcile.At this rate we won't even get to that point for another 3 or more years
>>173638660
The time when we'll see what's under Roadhogs
>>173638748
yes its from the leaked trailer. We finally get to see best girl when she was happy and with her husband.
>>173638748
Yes
>>173629665
Its such a lame excuse for a skin, theres just nothing too it. Right out of battleborn
Poor little Hana.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62171540
>>173629895
fucking confirmed. pharmacyfags on suicide watch
>>173630443
how did he reach S tier so quickly?
>>173638981
Teaching someone how to shoot a gun is hardly a romantic activity.
>>173633303
Why is Toblerone always surrounded by hot girls that are younger than him? Is it the thicc dwarven cock?
>>173629486
>Ctrl+f for BriTwpei0
>Nothing
>Ctrl+f for Insurrection
>Nothing
Seriously guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-BriTwpei0
>>173639058
It most certainly is
>>173634536
>>173634342
who is this semen demon?
>>173638945
>>173629665
It's what she first wore for Talon before Gabe joined and made them look cool. You see it in the Ana comic a little.
Also La Griffe is The Claw/Talon en francais
>>173629670
>Rein poster
His hair really was amazing.
Young Reinhardt skin when?
Am I blind or does Ana not have a new skin?
>>173639165
Considering that most of the time it's a dad teaching his son, it really isn't.
>>173639267
Pharah is not a boy, and mccree isn't her dad. When a man teaches a woman how to shoot sometimes a baby is born, anon
Roadhog?
>>173639267
What are you trying to imply?
>>173639257
She already has a blue Overwatch skin, what would they have added?
Who has the most event skins so far?
Is it Tracer with 4?
>>173639392
Dr. Zeigler. I'm Overwatch.
>>173629486
>Brak's dad remarries to Jennifer Connelly
>>173639267
>McCree wrapping his arms around Fareeha's to show her how to hold a gun isn't romantic
lel
>>173639058
It can be though. bringing a girl to the range is nice it gets them excited
>>173635782
>Zarya had to give up her dreams to fight off the Omnics attacking her homeland because the "international community was reluctant to interfere"
>She rightly doesn't trust Omnics and threatens and insults the playable omnics characters
>Roadhog and others were forcibly removed from their homes when the government made a peace treaty with the omnics to save their own skins and fucked over their citizens
>Roadhog then formed a ragtag group of people outraged from the loss of their home and attacked the factory that was spewing out the Omnics
>It backfired horribly and ended up turning the Outback into an irradiated wasteland
>Roadhog went mad from a combination of radiation/guilt and ended up being a bodyguard to Junkrat, a kid who was 5 when Roadhog nuked the Outback
>Junkrat hates Omnics too
>>173635305
>Ldomin
>is a submissive healslut
>>173639456
Yes, but Rein got two with Eichenwalde so he's at 4 skins since release as well even if they didn't all come from events.
>>173639613
>yfw you realise Junkcunt is the hard counter to Reinhardt
please tell me she'll get more than a spray
Imagine kissing his lipsand then working your way downwards
Just got off work, is there an imgur with all the leaked skins
>>173632532
> foamy load
Nigga, if your loads are foamy then something's wrong.
>>173639795
>>173629665
wtf? THIS is the skin they we>>173639795
re trying to hype us about? It fucking sucks
durin deh wahr me an me men wa stack in de bloody forest ou der in burhmah
awl we ad to eat wer dees fackin biscuits made ye sick as a pawwot mr bruhce
won tiem a was so chonstipated i shot ow a turd was da soize of o tangerine an me mate archie the kant too a pigture of me arsehole corrr dey was some goad ol memowees
heah ehaheah da soize of a fackin tangerine
>>173634034
>>173633968
>>173633303
>>173633506
Given this photo, what if Brigitte is Torb's firstborn? We know he has children with wide age gaps, and shes a mechanic who knows how to maintain Reinhardt's armor, much like Torb, an engineer, did that during the crisis.
>>173631159
Yeah they really look unnatural more than anything, same with those ab pipes are a bit off.
Overall really looks more like it was modeled by an intern or something, don't know if they'll polish it before release considering they've already shown it.
>>173638660
>Reaper has been active for like 20 years
>"The Reaper is an extremely volatile mercenary, a ruthless and remorseless killer responsible for terrorist attacks across the world. He has fought in many armed conflicts in the last decades, showing no loyalty to any cause or organization."
>7 years ago Reyes was still Reyes
>Yfw ReaperIsn't Reyes at all.
Reyes died in the explosion at the Overwatch HQ and "The Reaper" took over his body for his own needs. "The Reaper" is some sort of sentient evil cloud
>>173639795
>Gengi will never ever give you the dragon
>you will never ever come inside his robo onahole and make the insides of his cyborg body all sticky
>>173639448
Sorry I meant new SPRAY, my bad.
Is she the only one whose they didn't show?
>>173639795
hnnnnnnggg
>>173640097
Or it's a title, like Doomfist.
Maybe Reyes was working an extra job as Reaper because he couldn't afford a statue of himself
>>173632841
> tfw no one I know irl plays overwatch
> tfw the only girl interested in me is not my type and is 11 years older
> she doesn't even play video games
why
>>173632951
This gets asked every fucking week and every fucking week it's the same answer
TF2 had an M rating, a more cartoonish and charming setting, and multiple years to work with. It was also developed throughout Valve's golden age. Blizzard's golden age ended decades ago.
That's why. Now stop asking.
>>173639683
Not sure how this relates but ok
>>173640097
It's been officially stated that the only reason Jack and Ana know Reaper is Reyes as opposed to NOBODY ELSE knowing canonically is because they all shared a strong bond as friends together and could tell right away - and I don't think the reason they are meant to tell is because of his body being Reyes' body
what would it be like getting a handjob from a robotic arm?
>>173629665
I'm sad that her skin isn't blue.
>>173640043
I like this theory
>>173640345
it would be extremely painful
>>173640326
Baneposting will never die and there's not a damn thing you can do to keep the fire from rising.
>>173638495
You should play arma
At night it's dark af
>>173632441
I think it's just part of his armor.
>>173640269
> tfw took a full 8 months to convince my friends to play OW
> now have a regular 6 stack of IRL friends on most nights
>tfw had to get a second account to play with them because my SR will never be within 1k
>>173640423
You're a big guy.
>>173640269
I know a couple of people that play, but they suck. Like doesn't know what a payload is kind of suck.
I'm not even that good, but I'd still like competent people to play with.
>>173640043
I have BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES and no one believed me. God damn. Torb can't be with Rein so he sent his daughter prodigy mechanic to watch over him.
>>173633481
Why the fuck is dust2 the metric against which all FPS maps are measured? I mean, everyone knows it but is it REALLY a good map? Or is it just well-known?
>>173640345
They did it in an episode of MoneyTalks.
RealityKings are the pioneers of the porn industry
>>173633680
>doesn't think cp_gravelpit is a good map
>doesn't think proving grounds is a good map
kill you'reself
>>173638553
Feels great knowing most people don't find Torb hot, leaves him all to me
>guy in my team picks soldier
>0% winrate
how fucking unaware can you be?
>>173636880
killing hog as junkrat I could've sworn I heard the line "we both know who's really on top"
isn't it supposed to be obvious?
What I'm really happy about is that in the English trailer we'll hear what Gabriel Reyes sounds like. Let's hope he doesn't sound exactly like reaper
>>173640541
I didn't even know dust2 got a lot of dicksucking, but it's far and away the GOAT CS map and whenever i think of good times on FPS games its usually on dust2
>Genji and Mercy have Valentines day lines in the games files about getting chocolate for each other
>Genji has one with Hanzo where he mockingly asks him if HE received any chocolate today
>Hanzo in typical fashion, replies "Fuck you I dont want chocolate"
The fuck
>>173640184
Reaper, S76, and presumably Ana were shown very quickly at the end of the preview and only Reaper's was clear. S76 was shown after and is blurred out and I think it went black before Ana's even showed.
>>173634738
Great Warrior choice: Ster
>>173640830
They just don't understand that yaoi incest is the purest form of love.
>>173640749
Fucking frenchies getting the leak before us. I want to hear his voice NOW. Fuuug
>tfw Jack, Gabe, and Ana might be narrating the brawl TOGETHER hnnnng
>>173639795
Shouldn't you take care of your teammates, Angela?
What's your opinion on Genji only pickers?
>>173633481
This, the maps are definitely pretty but they're really poorly designed. Like 90% of them is completely wasted and might not even exist half of the time. I have 2000 hours in OW and I'm still discovering health packs on KOTH maps that I didn't know even existed.
>>173641005
Anyone who only ever picks a single hero can get fucked.
>>173633537
>when I can't pick Hanzo or Widow
>>173640749
I hope his pre-Reaper voice doesn't sound like Steve Blum
>>173641096
what about a guy only picks reinhardt
has it been confirmed that the skins are event-only and will cost 750/1000 overshekels? considering the event is very much lore-centered and not a seasonal thing I feel like it would be appropriate to break from the formula
>>173641329
Steve Blum is pretty sweet though
>>173640749
Reaper sounded more like David Hayter in the Sombra animation.
>>173641374
they have an event outline behind them and exclusive lootboxes, that wouldn't be the case otherwise
>>173641374
I doubt Blizzard would pass up the chance for more money.
>>173641374
I meant 750/3000
these skins suck
>>173640336
>Nobody else knowing canonically
McCree knows
As does Sombra
And Rein given how he shouts "TRAITOR" when he kills Reaper in game
>always fill
>your team leaves you to dps
>>173640749
I hope he sounds like Blooregard Q Kazoo
>>173641652
your skin sucks anon
>>173633623
Only on Illios - Well where you can put up a shield on either side of the well and graviton those Lucio and Genjifriends that like to play around in the well.
>>173641673
Only Ana and Morrison know, Chu said so
>>173641673
I believe Chu stated that that particular line is not canon.
>>173641673
> implying in-game voicelines are canon
>>173641375
Just try reading his lines from the comics with Steve's voice. Fits perfectly.
>>173641673
Yes and Chu specifically confirmed those (and not all) voicelines aren't necessarily canon, and that only Jack and Ana know.
Sombra does know from her conspiracy web thing for sure, but I was referring to his past allies.
>>173636451
nice cropping asshole
>tfw get up to 500 ms ping
>can't play at all
What is good internet like?
>>173641870
Some aren't, some can be taken as light canon. Like the Mercy line when Genji dies, given what we've seen from outside of game canon.
>>173641937
>things that happen in the game aren't canon
What the fuck is wrong with this hack? Can he write an actual story instead of just shipping?
When's the event startin mom?
will these skins come in cuckboxes or can they be purchased
>>173642007
20ms is already retarded to play on, so fucking laggy
>>173635379
>can't unsee
>>173642059
june. you dont have to rush saving up those shekels, take your time dear.
>>173642007
I get up to 25ms so I wouldnt know
>>173642059
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/event-11-april-2017-countdown-clock-0
>>173640748
Think it's supposed to imply, despite Roadhog telling Junkrat to stfu, Roadhog is hired help and Junkrat is the boss
>>173641934
>Sombra does know from her conspiracy web thing for sure, but I was referring to his past allies.
So McCree knows because she clearly fucked him on Christmas and she also tends to talk in her sleep?
>>173642007
>>173642083
>>173642142
consolefag here. tf is "ping"?
>>173642036
I mean there's a bunch of obvious stuff that makes it apparent that the game events can't be strictly canon but when you start mixing things it doesn't really benefit anyone.
Will you?
>>173642036
The game just isn't set up to provide story, that all has to be external. Otherwise, most of the maps and team comps wouldn't work in canon.
>>173641937
>>173641934
>>173641870
>>173641673
Surely McCree must know at least though.
I mean he even says "Someone had to do it, seems fittin it'd be me" when he kills Reaper
Granted they havent met in the comics yet (We assume) but he just knows who he is instantly.
If Chu's logic is that Ana and Jack know because they were so close, then surely McCree would recognise his mentor
Why do I feel Roadhog so weak in terms on handling damage on Ranked? Like, feels weaker than D.Va or Reinhardt.
>>173634216
>Pharah's proportions
Fucking lol'd
>>173642202
Nice headcanon dude
Are you proud of me yet dad?
>>173642289
Saving up for Widowmaker statue.
>>173642302
>when he kills Reaper
Read the fucking thread
>>173642289
Fuck chibi shit, why can't we get regular proportioned figures that aren't fucking statues?
>>173642302
Basically McCree hasn't run into Reaper in the story yet so he doesn't know it's Reyes. If/when he does he'll probably recognize him very quickly but until them he doesn't know.
>>173642289
fuck, i wish i had the money
>>173642315
You arent hitting people with your shots.
Roadhog regularly hits gold/silver damage because he absolutely pummels shields
At this point he's easily a better version of D.va/Reaper.
>>173642302
Not necessarily.
In fact there are some implications that Reaper might not have even been a good mentor but rather just the Commander of Blackwatch
McCree flat out attributes learning tips from Ana for his shooting which theoretically could also not be canon but.. there hasn't been ANY implication Reaper is as close to McCree as he was to Ana and Jack
Regardless Chu specifically said only Ana, Jack and Sombra know, not really a reason to continue assuming McCree must
>>173642335
Just making fun is all, and maybe a little part of me wishes to see some porn with Jesse and Sombra.
>>173632415
I don't get the joke.
Sorry for being mentally challenged.
>>173642370
I get that ingame events arent canon, but I thought the entire point of in game voice lines were to give more insight into the characters personalities and motivations.
>>173642406
>Preferring figures to statues
Pleb
But I do agree with your want of regularly proportioned figurines though. Enough dumb chibi shit
>>173642545
>bean here all along
>>173642419
So I can't trust RH on Ranked for tank?
>>173633492
i swear to god that would be a "your mom" joke under any other context
>>173642545
Sombra arg had a coffeemaker part
>>173642545
The sombra arg referenced a coffee machine being broken in a way that seemed like it was code for something else in emails, autists obsessed over it, turned out it was a red herring
>>173642526
A couple pieces exist
>>173642569
I just want something like bootleg widowmaker released officially.
>>173642732
>>173642664
Got it, thanks for the info.
Most sprays look pretty nice.
>>173642745
WHERE?
>>173642875
https://tmblr.co/Ze_RXj2GIu7K4
>>173642875
¿DÓNDE?
>>173638361
The time after she thawed while she was trapped up there
>people arguing what is canon and what is not
the games story is a mess, its been re-written at least 3 times. Chu is a fucking hack who has no idea what hes actually doing lore wise and just pastes things together he thinks are cool.
you fucking mongoloids taking his every word as law has to be the most retarded thing ive seen come from these threads.
There is no story.
There is no canon.
The entire game is what was going to be Titan.
>>173642745
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENTREGA TE EL TEMPERO
>GERARD IS WHITE
ruined game
hana is not for lewds
>pic related is literally Widow's husband
BRAVO BLIZARD
R
A
V
O
>>173629670
T H I N N Mei
Is Orisa shit or are people just bad at her?
>>173642289
Going to PO Genji and Tracer's figmas asap. Will probably get 2 of each. Really thinking about getting Wido's statue since it's pretty pricey and I don't like statues, but it's god damned Widow and it would be ages until a figma of her gets released, if any.
>>173643193
>>173643151
>overwatch ""lore""
I just like the shorts for their visuals.
>>173643339
DELET THIS
>>173641683
What fucking universe do you exist in where DPS is the fill
Give me directions
>>173632234
I thought that was zarya before she dyed her hear and suffered battle wounds desu
the facial structure is similar in the sprays
Is there any tweak to enable a 4:3 aspect ratio without black bars?
The lowest resolution supported is 1024x768 but you have to use black bars on top and bottom
>>173640208
why couldn't roadhog be moderately overweight instead of a cartoonishly obese balloon
he's so close to being rugged and badass but then you see him outside of first person mode and the illusion shatters, he says we're all animals but omnics actually resemble humans more than he does
>>173643410
It happens once in a blue moon. It's like having to fill midlane in a moba, which also happens very rarely, but it does.
>>173643575
fat people are funny
>>173629670
>Die Crusader stehen Wache
That should be Die Kreutzritter
>>173640717
Was he on EU servers? if yes, name?
My brother uses Soldier to derank. Unlike most throwers, he doesn't afk in spawn, jump off the map or anything obvious like that. He just misses every shot on purpose.
>>173629665
>>173642745
>not animated
What's the fucking point then.
>>173643575
They could have made him bearmode, but then Reinhardt exist and big belly man is funneh xD
>>173643494
source?
>>173643575
>omnics actually resemble humans more than he does
Art imitates life
He's just strongfat, like those powerlifters.
>>173643494
Is Mercy saying "ACK!" or "HYEH..." in this?
Is the gag the one saying "ACK!"
Who did this?
>>173629670
>Bridgette still only shown in sprays
GODDAMMIT, JUST PUT HER IN THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY.
I WANT THAT QT THIRD BUILDER AND I WANT IT NOW, BLAZZARD
>get home from school
>queue up for a game whilst getting undressed
>put in toy, tie up, start edging
>get into game and somebody else instalocks mercy
night ruined
>>173642591
What the fuck are you talking about?
Roadhog is a fine hero at most ranks, better at low than top because he doesnt require a lot of aiming, but he's always good.
He certainly does a fuckton of damage, if you arent doing damage then you arent playing him well enough
>>173631508
Currently they are upset for Widow being straight, her outfit being sexy, and for some reason her not being black.
>>173643904
>>173643954
But I already now RH does fucking damage, that's not what I asked.
I asked I feel him WEAK, like can't tank like D.va or Reinhardt does. I don't know if it is my fault or his kit is not designed to tank.
>>173643926
But Brigitte doesn't go into battle, she's just Reinhardt's squire.
>>173643575
Fatties were a mistake.
Still the best skin/potg in the game
>>173643929
just lucio?
>>173643929
https://www.reddit.com/r/HealSluts/
i know le rebbit meme but it's legitimately hot
>>173644062
Is she saying "AH!" or "mmm!" or both at the same time?
What would that even sound like?
Why does this artist not understand onomatopoeia?
>>173631775
Every woman can make it so that they have some dudes drooling over them, yet Tumblrinas managed to become the female equivalent of NEETs.
They are the bottom of the barrel among women, just ignore them.
>>173644164
Lucio is for being loud and hyper and listening to JSRF soundtrack on full blast and ignoring my team
>>173643575
>outside the first person mode
Fatty confirmed, not walk the FPV walking is normal
>>173643929
wait, people actually do this healslut shit?
>win a game in comp
>Next game
>Losers from last game are in our team
>they throw game because they were salty cunts about the last one
>lose a game in comp
>>173644074
Too thin
>>173643885
he's a caricature then
>>173629670
LOLI DVA
>>173643575
>>173644074
Get tastes
You're almost as bad as the people who draw roadhog without a mask.
>>173644068
Squires became knights themselves. She can definitely become some sort of crusader protege. And if she's a builder, she wouldn't even need to go into battle herself desu
I fucking hate these pop funko things. They're soooo tacky
But the figure is 1 inch and I'm getting it for the mech.
Am I wrong?
>>173644361
In this panel, she is clearly saying "GWAH!" and nothing else.
But what the absolute fuck is going on in >>173643494 ?
Who is saying what?
What is even happening?
Why are R34 artists so autistic?
>>173630146
can confirm
>>173644126
All Zenyatta's potgs are better
Griefhardt and bloodhardt blow that skin out of the water
>>173644489
I've always liked this dudes version of Roadhog maskless
>>173644551
not if you cum on it and post the video on the internet
>>173644551
I hate funko pop figures too, but this will probably be the only reinhardt figure in existence
>>173640749
It's weird how he acts almost exactly like how people thought he would act while he was alive, and how jarring this is to his concentrated edge transformation
>>173643575
because if he wasn't fat as fuck he would be harder to hit
that's literally it
>>173634081
I agree FtH needs to be not a thing, and his fire rate needs upping. But what would a cowboys m2 be?
Blizzard is so fucking retarded. They're completely fucking killing this games esport with their forced fucking shitbrained "world cup", and forced """"country teams"""" where every team member just fucking becomes a citizen of whatever country their team can occupy, it's not even fucking country teams anymore, they're just random ass people of various country origins that chose to represent a random country. Literally nobody likes any of it and how it works, every "pro" says it's stupid and even spectators are turned off and confused. What a shitty clusterfuck. As usually blizzard tries to force their own crap instead of letting things happen organically and it does NOT work ONCE AGAIN, fucking idiots
JUST WATCH WHAT VALVE DOES WITH DOTA YOU COMPLETELY BRAINDEAD FUCKTARDS
>>173644064
He isnt a tank
He's an assassin with 600 hp.
Reinhardt is the only "Tank" along with Orisa now, sort of
Dva is trash
Zarya is a utility hero
>>173644489
he's way fatter than that ingame
he can't even sit like that, he has to lean back in his sitting emote
>>173643926
She's treated better than Emily. Emily ain't even in a spray.
>>173644752
lasso
like a weaker hook/flashbang, you trip them
>>173630251
>those eyes
I'm guessing the original Monica were off putting to people so they developed the masks to dehumanize them.
I'm also guessing that the lights of the mask are used for expressing emotions sort of
>>173644770
>They're completely fucking killing this games esport
Good.
eSports are cancer.
>tfw the event and comic have made so many people confused as shit about the lore
>meanwhile I'm just sitting here waiting for updates
>tfw my theories on where the story is going where right.
I called that Widow was a ballerina
I called that Bridgette and Torb are related
I called that the Jack and Gabe feud was one sided in a long run
I called that Genji would be in Blackwatch
God damn this writing is so fucking predictable.
>>173644857
>i dont like it so its bad
normie
>>173644752
Caltrops maybe? Slows enemies down when they pass through 'em.
>>173644857
just kys platfag
>>173635350
Wouldn't he be fixed with a bigger hit box?
>>173644892
where the fuck did it say that widow was a ballerina
also all the stuff you called are somewhat intuitive and not integral to the plot so if it confuses me how people can be confused as shit about the lore
>>173634216
ah... mah petite chou-fleur
>>173644793
K, that's why there's a lot of difference from QM to Ranked with RH. Thanks anon.
>>173644819
Its hard to find an accurate pic in my folder that isnt porn
>>173644829
What's an Emily?
>>173634642
>Get teamed with a 5 stack against another 5 stack
>Pick Bastion because dicking around
>Completely decimate enemy, never die and get potg
Bastion is the new meta.
>>173645032
The skin descriptions that were on the PTR and will go live tomorrow.
>>173645091
Tracer's girlfriend.
>>173645032
The major shit I've predicted haven't been presented yet. And I will probably be right when they show up too/
>>173645238
Sounds important and like something I'd remember.
>>173644968
>>173645014
What's the point of eSports?
Why watch others play the game when I could just play it myself?
>>173640749
Is Reaper even going to be a part of this event? I just want him to be playable during Junkestein V2. I'll settle for announcer but it'll most likely be Soldier again.
>>173643851
But he is bear mode.
>>173643575
He is more funny like this.
>>173645335
>don't post what you've predicted
>claim you knew all along when it comes out
gtfo
What's the point of sports?
Why watch others play the game when I could just play it myself?
>>173645441
Refer to the above post as examples dumb ass.
>>173645403
>>173645475
are you actually this retarded? what does watching have anything to do with the original post >>173644770 ?
ofcourse, plat players are also stupid irl
>>173644724
Holding out for that Good Smile Reinhardt Figma
>>173629486
So my team is being lax about playing together. I've been considering getting a second account to play on when they aren't around and Solo Queue on it. I usually play Lucio on the main account and have some skill there, but I'm thinking on the second account I should play someone completely different and have been wanting to learn and master for a while. Should I do that and play a lot of Torb?
>>173645537
which post? you're saying RoadhogXWidow is canon?
>>173645335
Then post your bold predictions for the future of the story
>>173645403
some people like watching the best players to see how they play or what interesting tricks they do
only millenials deal in absolutes
"i dont like this therefore i hate this"
>>173645475
Videogames don't take any effort to play.
You are literally always one click away from playing a game if you are watching eSports.
>>173644892
wow you're really smart dude
>tfw Mercy main
>tfw didn't like the new skin
>>173645657
refer to >>173644892
Follow the reply chain, its not hard.
>>173645665
Too lengthy to fit in 4chan, I'll copy and paste the theories in a pastebin.
>>173645771
I already read the reply chain. All you did was say "I ALREADY KNEW ABOUT X".
Here's your chance to prove yourself, post your shit in that pastebin now you cunt.
>>173645714
You don't need eSports for that, Youtube is enough.
Damn McCree and Genji look hot as fuck
nohomo
>Team blames me for the loss on koth when I have 2 gold damage, elims and Silver obj time
>Calls me a troll because I played bastion on the 2nd round and nobody could do anything to actually get the enemies attention, so as soon as Im playing as a hero that needs his team to back him up and they cant rely on me for a crutch: We start losing (That was my mistake. Playing a hero that requires teamwork realistically)
>Wait ages for queue so I dont get them again
>Get one of my teammates on the opposite team
>They win
>He calls me a troll in all chat and taunts me
Im in actual mental pain right now.
I threatened him with throwing on purpose the next time I get on his team, but Im not sure if I would. I care too much about my own rank.
But then, would revenge be worth 30 odd ranking points?
Probably
>>173645816
Calm your tits little boy at least give me a minute.
>tumblr fucking pissed because widowmaker is straight
>even though we already knew that
>also pissed because she's not black
>even though we already knew that
Do they really just live in their own little world?
How to actually fix McCree
> Remove all recoil and screenshake from shooting with left click, and screenshake received from being shot at, jumping, landing, reloading etc (it remains on fan the hammer)
> Remove puff of smoke in first person screen which blocks views very rarely or slightly
> Fix spread bug from holding down m1 so shots are always 100% exactly accurate, currently you need to tap with slight delay for perfect accuracy
> Fix bug(?) with deadeye having a 200 ms delay on first target after click so that it is now instant
Nothing else, perfection
>>173646151
yes
>>173644770
You sound like a fun, completely intellegent, rational person.
>>173646158
How to actually fix McCree
>make soldier not better than him in every possible way
>>173645816
Actually one thing first, would you rather me just flat or post the theories or do you want me to post my supporting evidence for thinking so? Obviously posting the evidence will make it much long and take more time.
>>173645898
Submit to your feelings
>>173646305
>>173646305
>>173646305
new thread
>>173646264
What I wrote would put him on same level as soldier.
>>173646151
Actually, it was never before confirmed she was white. Huntress skin is a vampire, there's nothing official showing her skin color pre-talon until now.
Of course, they're being racist themselves, assuming she's white from her skin color and not mixed and/or white-passing.
>>173646158
>> Fix spread bug from holding down m1 so shots are always 100% exactly accurate, currently you need to tap with slight delay for perfect accuracy
Source on that?
>>173646441
What the fuck is white-passing?
Also how does her being a vampire discredit the skins? Pale black people still have brown skin
>>173646528
youtube mccree recoil bug
one of the results https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwWV_Vi9gWI
>>173646610
A person who looks white, but isn't.
Light skinned people who aren't white exist, anon.
>>173646528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DG-yZgUMG8&feature=youtu.be&t=158
>>173646761
Isn't that called caucasian?
>>173646895
Caucasian is a shitty term for white.
>>173646264
I like being able to pick Soldier and still have high impact no matter how bad my team is. McCree needs babysitting or he dies very fast, and his ult is situational at best. If Soldier gets nerfed, people will play Bastion instead unless they have Taimou's aim and a pocket Zarya+healer.
>>173644074
>Literally Aussie Krieg