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Vampire-chan edition

>Warhammer II
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last thread >>173500615
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Best giant.

I NEED MORE MONSTERS, COLOSSAL SQUIG WHEN.
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I will not betray you
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Will today be the day?
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>>173586945
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>>173586760
PERFECT LIGHTING
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Pike and shot.
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>>173586971
Day of what?
>>173587042
Let the feast begin.
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>>173586760
proud daughter of athel loren > dead fat sacks
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>>173587374
The old friend or the unnamed dlc.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ROME
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>>173587062
>tfw no vampire chan lord
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>tfw in dow3 beta
>tfw havent lost a single game

cumon step it up
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>>173587817

>DoW 3
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>>173587770
M O D S
M
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S
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>>173587817
How is it compared to DoW I and II, is it fun?
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>>173587817
Is it as much of a moba as /v/ is saying?
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lizardmen cold one
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>>173588143
Dark elf cold one
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>>173587374
I will partake
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>>173588143
cold one more like gold one!
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Give me my flags CA.
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>>173588219
I hope they have a more heavily armored version, similar to empire and chaos having the warhorse that upgrades into a barded warhorse.
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>>173588143
>>173588219
DE version looks better desu
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>>173588030

nah

It's much less of a moba than dow 2 was
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>>173588735
t.Filthy and faggy elf
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>Nagash still not announced
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>>173588871
t. biggest failure of the old ones
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reminder that there are no Wood elves in the Southlands
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G O B L I N S
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>>173589813

A SHIT
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>>173589346
I honestly don't care
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>>173589346
and thanks to sigmar for that, no more faggy knife ears
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>Max Payne: [narrating] Life was good. The sun setting on a sweet spring's day. The smell of freshly mowed lawns, the sounds of /twg/ shitposting. A house across the river on the Jersey side. A beautiful hotpocket waiting for me. The NEET Dream come true.
>Max Payne: Mom, I'm home!
>Max Payne: [narrating] But mods have a nasty habit of going bad when you're not looking. The sun went down with practiced bravado. Twilight crawled across the sky, laden with foreboding.
>Max Payne: Devs? Devs, when's 1.5?
>Max Payne: [narrating] I didn't like the way the show started, but they had given me the best seat in the house: front row center.
>*ring ring*
>CoW:BotET Devs: Is this the player's residence?
>Max Payne: Yes, the testers said the version is stable, you have to relea-
>CoW:BotET Devs: Good. I am afraid we cannot help you.
>Max Payne: When's 1.5? Hello?
>*click*
>Quit game
>1.5 didn't release yet.
>But I was too hyped to go on
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>>173582363
Daemon Prince will be a generic lord for the Chaos Daemons race, that's why they won't make it for Chaos Warriors
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>>173590164
I don't know what they are going to do with daemons. By themselves they are kind of underwhelming in terms of options especially if divided by god
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>>173590741
They're not going to divide it by god, only retards think that will happen

Daemons have a full roster, you'll choose a lord based on the four gods and choose any daemon you want in that army.
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>>173588143
Looks about 20 times better than the down syndrome afflicted ones from tabletop
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>>173588143
>>173588219
>even though that youtube compression it still wont look that good ingame because these are all massively downscaled
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>>173591146
You know that people think theyll be divided by gods because of the leaks right, and so far everything followed the leaks
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>tfw no mad charges across No Man's Land
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>>173591423
Are you retarded the russian leak is wrong
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Stop playing Fantasy.
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>>173591624
Stop being boring
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>>173591556
>calls people retards
>is retarded

Parts of the leak are "outdated". By that they mean they're adding more DLC and Skaven will no longer be a DLC you retarded monkey.
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>it's a "the AI actually attacks your city without three or four stacks" episode
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>>173591146
>daemons won't be four races
>they'll just be four factions which heavily discourage if not outright ban recruiting units from the other gods until you research certain techs

wow so different
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>>173591701
>leak is wrong
>its 'outdated'
Kill yourself retard
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>>173591529
Go play Verdun, WW1 is wrong for TW.
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>>173591768
Dont spout too much bullshit you'll blow over that strawman you're building.
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>>173591701
That leak comes from an insanely early build of TWW, which CA stated was outdated, and which they didnt even follow now they're in the second expansion. Not to mention they've now said they've changed their plans and intend to make the series even bigger than it was.

If you still believe its reliable you're either Russian or an idiot.
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>>173591730
Fucking Gogs!
Man i loved that show as a kid.
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>>173591556
>russian leak is wrong
It's what CA originally planned, even the DLC from game 1 shows this (with Wood Elves being numbered DLC_05 although it was the sixth DLC).
So it's outdated and from now on obviously wrong.
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Alright friendos, I have recently gotten Warhammer and installed it. My toaster runs it alright on low and while it looks crappy, the battles are fluid and I am having fun. Now, I've not played a Total War in ages and y'all are masters it seems, since you keep playing on VH, so I've a few questions.

Any suggestions for Empire start? I'm playing on normal, as I want to get into it, but two starts on normal and I keep getting fucked over by one or the other. First time beastmen came with two stacks and ruined all settlements aside Altdorf, second time a bitch agent killed half my sieging army and then I got valiantly defeated. Aside from that, is there a mod that removes those uglyass arrow trails? Are there mods worth getting even for first playthroughs?
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>>173586913
dope screenshot my dude
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>>173592113

I played as Empire on my first try too. Two beastmen stacks though? Really? I thought it was just one, thats what I got. But anyway, one strategy could be to lure them close to Altdorf, with your army and the city garrison reinforcing.

You can turn off the arrow trails in the options menu.

And on performance, have you made sure advisor and user models are 2D and not 3D? I heard that it helps performance somewhat.
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>>173591624
Nope.
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>>173592272

Ah hell, I overlooked that in options. Yes, it's virtually all low and 2D. I won't complain though, I can comfortably play the battles with medium sized units without stuttering and similar shit. I couldn't run Rome or Attila at all on this toaster of mine.

Yeah. One-eye and another. I did get some event beforehand, about beastmen on the move, it could be responsible for it.

By the way, is there merit to confederacies and like? Or can one play it old-fashioned way and just conquer everyone in sight? I mean, I know that you can't conquer everywhere in Warhammer, but is it better to confederate with some of these shady bastards around me or just conquer them all outright, returning them to Empire's rule?
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>>173591624
I'm a total history fag, though Warhammer Fantasy is probably my favorite fantasy setting, and I keep trying Attila or Empire or Shogun 2 and while they each have their charms or whatever, the refinements to the gameplay, the engine and the UI that Warhammer has makes it so much more of a pleasure to play, I find all the others a little lacking.
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>>173592473

You can play it old fashioned way, yes. There's pros and cons to it. On the one hand, you wont have to waste time, money and troops on conquering them if you confederate. But some are friendlier and easier to confederate than in others, I found. Stirland was the first I got and on my Dwarf campaign they were again the first province to confederate with the empire.

But then you have the negatives. Depending on the quality of the province in question. It's possible your economy will be negatively affected if they've managed themselves poorly. And there's also the negative public order (-8) and diplomatic relations effect you get when confederate. The public order one last for, I think, 4 turns. You can see how long is left next your income at the top.

Oh, and one tip: retake Marienburg. Don't bother with Gorssel and the Wasteland, just get Marienburg. It'll help your economy and it's rightful Empire clay to boot.
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>>173593367
>it's rightful Empire clay to boot.
*mercantile shrieking*
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>>173593538

RETAKE THE REALM
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>>173587379
Post more Glady
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>>173592139
I wish it were mine, homedog
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>>173591947
>changed their plans and intend to make the series even bigger than it was

>so instead of have 4 chaos factions, let's make just one


there is just 1 retard in this thread
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>>173593367

I see. Thanks mate. I'll take your advice to heart.
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It's battles like this that make me love this game.
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>>173594231
>manthing

Skaven detected
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>>173594231
Choke a humie.
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>>173594145

One more thing, Anon, in case you don't know. The End Times, when Chaos comes down from the North to destroy the world, is triggered by *your* expansion, not by any number of turns. So it might be a good idea to, when you feel its appropriate, take a breather and upgrade your city buildings, try to get trade agreements and allies, and build an extra army or two. On my first campaign I got sort of caught off guard and though I manage to turn it about and destroy Chaos, it seemed pretty bleak for a time. Also, try to destroy Chaos Warriors and Warherds of Chaos in one or two turns, when you have all other victory conditions. That way, you wont have to hunt them across Kislev for almost ten more turns, like I had to.

So be prepared for that.
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Skaeling are the smartest and most handsome Norscans.
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>>173591556
hasn't the leak been almost 100% correct thus far
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>No gloriously mustached captain advisor of the Empire
>No grumbling, always pissed off Longbeard who bitches about the old days
>No sniveling and devious Goblin advisor
>No savage orc advisor who just goes "WAAAAGH"
>No Sindri sorcerer who constantly monologues
>No seductive and clingy vampire-chan advisor who constantly flatters and grovels at your feet
>No snobbish noble for Bretonnia
>No Bestigor advisor like in the mini campaign
>No aloof Glade Lady advisor who gradually warms up to you for Wood Elves
>No Tree Hitler advisor
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Should Slayers actually have 0 armour?

I was under the impression that armour in TWW represented a mix of toughness & armour save on tabletop so it seems odd to me that both Flaggelants & Slayers have 0 armour when 1 is a lot tougher than the other
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>>173591556
>russian leak

Would you brainlets stop using terms you don't understand? It was literally datamined info from the released game.
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>>173594231
I mean, if you're level 30 and they only have tier 1 units battles like this shouldn't happen because the AI should know how to upgrade their shit.
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>The most heavily armoured beasts in Lustria, Bastiladons are walking fortresses. Covered in rock-hard bony skin and further protected by massive, iron-like plates, they can thwart the bite of even the mighty Carnosaur.
Steam Tank 2: Dino Boogaloo?
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>>173594972

>tfw no Skaeling sword-maiden wife

Why even live?
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How am I meant to use Great Weapon rangers?

Can they volley over units in melee like xbows & blasting charges?
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>>173595394
i declared 'surprise' war on Tobaro, after razing every Tilean city. Thought they'd be more prepared, but they have about 5 stacks of these guys. Don't know what they've been doing the whole game.
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>>173595448
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>>173595448
DON'T TALK ABOUT IT
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>>173595106
hehehe
just as planned :^)
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Are Azhag and Wurzag the best lords for GS in multiplayer?

Both are great lord snipers, and have a lot of utility.
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don't crucify me for linking to reddit, but damn that's some fine retardation:
https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/64ixty/to_all_those_who_downvoted_my_mods_on_steam/
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>>173591881
All the games so far involve four base races that hate each other

Why would the 3rd game be "daemons, ogres and chorfs" when it could be four groups of daemons that hate each other? It's literally the simplest fucking explanation and the simplest way to squeeze the max amount of cash out of customers.
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>>173595417
One can hope, Alternatively it might be good to compare the statline of a bastiladon to a steamtank stegadon too now that I think about it.
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>>173595831
Because Daemons have about three units per god and Ogres are actually a proper army?
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>>173595106
Instead you get a tzeenchian advisor

Surprise
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>>173595743

Does Valve make you drink a gallon of lead-based paint every time you release a mod on the workshop?

Why is it that every modder that actually has some sort of presence or persona is a complete insufferable retard?
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>>173595831
Because demons and chaosfags in general are fucking SHIT while Chaos Dwarfs + Ogres are actually interesting
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>>173595831
Would people really be willing to pay full price for reskins of all the same units, with like 3 new units per army.

Daemons as their own faction with unique starting positions for each lord makes more sense, just have them be green, red, pink or purple and its done.
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>>173595743
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>>173595743
That has to be a hijacked account.

I refuse to believe anyone could be this much of a parody of themselves
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>>173595617

>you will never embrace her when she returns home from a long raiding season
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>>173595928
>>173596048
>What are Foot Squires, Grail Guardians and Hyppogryph Knights

After the success TW:W had, I'm perfectly willing to believe GW is letting CA go full ham on TW:W III, maybe giving them some unused artwork or something
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>>173595831
your kidding yourself if you think daemons have enough units for 4 different armies.

Making the last game only add 1 new playable faction split into 4 would be the most lazy shit ever and CA knows they couldn't get away with it.

Last game will most likely be Ogres, Chaos Dwarves, daemons and finishing off chaos.

If it needs a campaign simillar to the vortex one they could easily do one with the north & east parts of the warhammer world & include Kilsev in it.
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>>173596324

An entire game of only chosen spam no thanks.
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>>173596048
>>173596324
>bloodletters of khorne
>bloodletters of khorne (great weapons)
>bloodletters of khorne (halberds)

I found three khornate units right there :)
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>>173596324
So, what, CA does four Daemon factions and makes up 50% of the units and completely ignores Ogres and Chaos Dwarfs who have a full roster?

It's a stupid idea, sorry.
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ITT
>people who don't realise ogre kingdoms was actually one of the most popular TT armies
they have fuck all lore but sell like hotcakes, they will definitely be in the 3rd game.

If they're getting included chaos dwarves will likely join them as they're also in the area.
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>>173595971
Modder's curse works in mysterious ways, but it always strikes.
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>>173596420
>last game will be light on DLC
>not heavy
>CA won't be jews
>this makes sense

Except of course it doesn't make sense.
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>>173596585
In the land of TT, how much did an Ogre army cost compared to an Empire army? I figure since they're big guys, maybe less models, less expensive?
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>>173596576
>it's a stupid idea

>>173596585
No one is saying they won't be in the third game, all armies with books (this includes CDs cuz Tamurkhan) will get armies. This has been known for almost a year now. The argument is whether CA will do the obvious and split daemons into four races based on gods or something that makes little sense given the pattern thus far and put ogres and chorfs into the game as basic races instead of DLC races.
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>>173596576
Not even that guy, just saying it could happen

Daemons of Chaos + WoC and Beastmen remaster could probably come with Chaos Dwarfs and Ogres too, considering it's not really that much effort behind making 4 Chaos God factions
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>>173595743
>>173595971
>>173596619
People who make expansion-sized DLC (or think they do in the case of this autism) for free alone or with a small team when game companies have dozens of employees dedicated to it are bound to not have all their cards in the deck
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>>173596887
and there's always a Joker in the pack
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>>173595743
>>173596248

Looking at that account's history, he's always been a retarded autist. Apparently CA are the devil, because they still haven't "colored in the province of Zeugetania in The Last Roman" even though he started forum and reddit threads about it, made multiple bug reports and started a petition.
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>>173596420
>implying daemons won't have chaos warriors dedicated to their specific god as units you can choose from and archaon and crew are just left as the generic chaos undivided tards.

On an unrelated note I found my Lizardman armybook PDF
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>Total War Warhammer 3
>when you beat the final invasion and achieve long campaign victory you get a cutscene
>in it, wounded Archaon tells you, that after uniting the whole world under a single banner, humanity would die, and that you should fear the moon
>Archaon dies
>after the cutscene you have the option to conquer an entire world
>you do it
>fucking anti-spirals out of nowhere
>next total war is "Total War: Tengen Toppa Sigmar Franz"
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>>173588030
nope.
It's an RTS with elements from WC3
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>>173597358
>Beat warhammer 3
>all tww games are wiped from your steam library
>Age of Sigmar is automatically installed
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>>173596324
>What are Foot Squires, Grail Guardians and Hyppogryph Knights
I would actually really like it if they did this with daemons where they made new troop types just by swapping round equipment.

Like having elite versions of the regular troops, like Bloodletters with axes of Khorne & some armour, or plaguebearers with flails.

Daemons actually need this in total war because having only 1 tier of troops for the entire game would be boring as shit.

It'd take way more effort than the brettonian units though which literally just merge assets.
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>>173597272
I've said it before and I'll say it again. History Autists are the most powerful and dangerous.
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>>173597526
I liked the Aspiring Champions they added in the gratis loadable content (GLC).
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>>173597272

Decided to take a look myself, how bad can it be, right?
>Yeah - I've got a very important question you need to ask him - When are they going to color in the province of Zeugetania in the Last Roman campaign ?
>I've been waiting bloody months for them to fix it, just to color in a single bloody province - like it should have been when it was released.
>But no...CA has just completely, totally avoided every message & post I've sent them about the issue.
>PLEASE UPVOTE

>Too bad they still cant color in the province of Zeugetania in the last Roman Campaign. Fucking useless

>FFS they could at least Finish Atilla by coloring the province of Zeugetania them useless fuckers
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>>173595743
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>>173597358
>in it, wounded Archaon tells you, that after uniting the whole world under a single banner, humanity would die, and that you should fear the moon
People ALREADY FEARED THE MOON

"The Moon will be Hell's messenger."
"Thank you Archaon, but we already knew that. We knew that since forever."

Also, which moon?
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been away for a month
any news about Expansion or Old Friend?
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>finally get Durthu's quest to defeat 5 armies or garrisons
>every other faction has been destroyed or conquered

IT'S NOT FAIR, BROS
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>>173598390
No news on Old Friend

For expansion: look at the OP post you faggot.
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>when Zhufbar takes Mount Gunbad before you can as dwarves
this happens every time I don't rush for quarrellers.
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>>173586760
Shitty make-up mod edition.
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>>173598583

How in actual fuck did it take you that long?
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>>173598583
raid your own regions, increase public disorder, get rebels, let them conquer a province, DUH.

>>173598627
I meant beside that. leaks, rumors, inside info, etc
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What the fuck is the first half of this thread, is there a bunch of /v/ermin and histfags trying to shit it up?
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>>173598390
>old friend
They're adding muh boi
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>>173597272
>I made the mod scenario's that people could only have fantasied about. I made players dreams a reality. Something no one else did on such a grand scale. I've put years of study, and months of solid hard sustained work into making them the pinnacle of my modding capability - and consequentially the best mods for TW.


HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL

Somewhere along the line the timeline broke
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*blocks your path*
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>>173599342
Block these.
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>>173599421

braaap!
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>>173599342
>same amount of helblaster volley guns dot jpg
block these
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>>173588143
NO

That's not a Cold one. It's a Horned One!!
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>>173599421

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>173599535
shut the fuck up
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>>173599421
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>>173599421
What's this?
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>>173600259
THICC (tm) SLAYER BUM
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>>173599421
THICC
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>>173599421
whats wrong, umgi-kun? craving me mcnuggies?
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>>173599421
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The way you sway your hips.
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>>173599151
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>>173601229
How does that confirm Krell?
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>>173601229
>one thing
Nagash stands alone, as a horde faction. Until his best bud can join him.
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>>173601383

>Devs trying to unhype the last FLC everyone is waiting for
>Even they know how disappointing Krell will be
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>>173595126
Toughness seems to be represented more by HP per model in TWW, which is probably fine
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>>173601503
Great proof, brah.
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>Chase down a measly group of Beastmen with Azhag
>On their turn they suddenly move towards me and attack
>See that meter is heavily in their favour
>See two tabs of armies
>They spawned a bray-herd on the turn they attacked me
>Bray-herd has bestigors, cygors and minotaurs
>Retreat to see if they can both reach me still
>They can and somehow get an ambush
>My turn after battle
>"My lord, a bray herd has been sighted"
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>>173601087
Femtaur?
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>>173601651
Can't have been that measly considering they need at least 17 units to spawn a Brayherd. Or were they all ungors and shit?
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>>173601651
If you are in a bad fight like that and you understand that an enemy can reach you after retreat (if it attacks at all it that usually means that it can) it's better to fight the battle out, automatically retreat after loss and then let AI reassess it's ability to attack you. Chances are high that scaredy ass AI will too big of a bitch to attacks you second time, allowing your beaten up stack to retreat.
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>>173595106
Daily reminder TW Warhammer is the most halfassed game in existence

still printing money[\spoiler]
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>>173601864
It was like 7 warhounds, 5 ungors, 3 cygors and 4 centigors
>>173601915
I thought that the brayherd just spawned and couldn't move on the same turn as the main army, my bad
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>>173601750
with a Great Weapon ;-)
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>>173601530
>stegadons have a toughness of 6 and can tank 6 wounds
>bastiladons are toughness 5 and take up to 4 wounds to kill

They're going to be tanks aren't they?
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>>173595106
> tfw Life has no meaning
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>>173596559

Bloodletters use only Hellblades.
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>>173593367
If you can retake Marienburg, why not push into the wasteland anyway then?
It will let you issue edicts for the province, and it can be useful to see if any Norsca hordes are descending down that way.
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>>173601383
The most likely "one thing" to be added and fits Old Friend name.

One thing implies it's not a new faction.

I'm pretty hyped for Krell though desu, gives you a great reason to pick Kemmler
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Reminder that the Enchantress is a dirty, degenerate slut
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Why is there even a loot & occupy option if you can sack a settlement and then occupy it after for more money and less detriment to public order?
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>>173603059
If you want to spawn rebels maybe, I dunno.
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>>173602139
It's not gay if it also has a vagina
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>>173603059
what if you occupy town from different race than yours
its not like you use those dwarf outhouses
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>>173602936

I enjoy that sort of thing
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>>173599535

Doesn't look like a Horned One
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>>173593829
those arent the khorne and the slannesh pics, these are the pics that should be there.
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>>173603059
Not waiting another turn in case you're taking a settlement quickly. Helps if you're in corrupt or attrition subjected lands, or if the AI has a stack nearby
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>>173593829
>>173603738
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>you can get slayers as early as turn 16 if you rush for them
>if you spec ungrim for it they can also have 72 melee attack in his army once he hits level 16
SLAYER KING CAMPAIGN COMMENCED
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Is there some sort of consensus on what mounts are worth the skill points yet?
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>>173603772
you can do it in the same turn, sacking doesn't use up the rest of your movement points.

In fact I just realised that occupying the settlement overides the provincial instability that sacking the settlement puts in place, so it replaces 10 instability with 3. Seems kind of dumb.
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>>173603423
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Is Sarthoreal the most high IQ lord in the game?
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>>173599342
>no surtha ek

You had one job.
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>>173604173
>brings a bunch of Chaos Warriors to a Chosen fight
If he is then IQ is useless.
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>>173604271
Surtha Ek goes without saying.
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>>173603738
>>173603873

Khorne is always described as "dog headed", with Bloodthirsters are made in his image. And Slaanesh almost universally chooses to appear as an effeminate male, not this stupid stacked masturbatory fantasy.

This is just dumb fan art and has no bearing on the canon.
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>>173604032
How do I translate this
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Å̭ñ̸̙͚̗̤̏̆͋̑y͆ͨ̄͜õ͓̤̩̘̬̜n͌̋e̟̺̜̹͉ͯ̿͠ ̨̣ͪ̓̂͊ͣ̃ͨh͍͖̠̅̓ͅê͕̬̂̆ͯ͛͞r̄̀̅̉̐͂̒e̘̻ͧ̽̎ͨ͑̇͆͢ ̑ͩ͗̉t͙ͯ͐ͧ͐ͦ̑̚a̷̦̭̦̲͊͗̈̓̅̒͗ͅl͕k͉̞̤͕̥͆̚i̢̳̜͈̓͂͑n̑̊̈́ͣ̏ͪg͔̣̤͗̌̐́ ̡͙̹̮̬s̠̹͙̋ͪ̾͜h̬̗͓̼͔͞ͅi̡͙͕̿ͮͪͦͩ͛̀t̨̳̹̖͎̰̐ͭ̈̎̒̐ͅ ̶̬̯̳̝̥̱͓͋͗ͦ̌a͔̳̗̞b̮͓͖͎̒̾ͬo̤͇͎͈̗̗̟͢ů̴̗͉̪͎̠͕̻ͫ̎t̶̗̥͈̘̣̬̝̃̏ ̧̪̮̱͈̥̘̺̓͌̑A̮̱̳̟̲͊̋͛ͮ͒̈̚r̘c͓̣̝̲͓̙̳̍̆͑̾ͨ̈́̏h͉̜̜͚ͩ͗̓͠ȃ̩͈̱͇̪̻ͪ̃̈ͪǫ̭̙̥͇ͣ̔n͎͂͑̀̓?̭͓̣̳̖ͮ̍̐̎
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>tfw too intelligent to play as warmbloods
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>>173604001
That has to be a bug on your part. Are you not talking about Warhammer? The game puts a "settlement captured" if you sack, which doesn't let you capture it until next turn

What the fuck do you think all those complaints about Chaos were about?
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>>173604758
truly the worst fanbase
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>>173604534
Channel your inner beast.
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>>173604534
I guess it says
>ur a faget/fagit
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>>173604830
Not with occupying.

On my chaos campaign I had to wait next turn to raze it, and if I wanted to raze this settlement I couldn't do it next turn, but I could still occupy it.

It's like how you can sack a tribes settlement & awaken the tribe in the same turn.
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>>173604032
NO FUCK YOU

YOU UNGOR

>>>ME<<< BEASTLORD
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>>173595448
just..
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I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>173595448
>>173605462
That explains why all the norse are mad all the time and go raiding.
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Lazy
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>>173605462

Hot, would spread legs for.
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>>173605462
>still no fleshed out norscan faction

It isn't fair.
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>>173605649
>Zweihander
>Trash

L2GundyrDad fag
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>>173605583
That image is never going to look good, not with those short thighs.
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>>173604032
Fuck you it's literally not gay if she has the full package
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>Scalies
>furries
>elves

how great will it be to genocide the new world.
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>>173605729
I need some sauce for scientific reasons
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>>173606208

Artist is incase and that is not a girl
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>>173604497
>chaos gods
>having a definite appearance

way to miss the point
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>>173606317
>Artist is incase
ffffff
>and that is not a girl

yeah well that was to be expected then, wasn't it
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>>173606091
Gaaay.
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>>173606448

He does some straight stuff every now and then though, thankfully.

But

>not embracing the boypussy
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>>173606196
You got it all wrong, furries and scalies are the ones who're into the shit. Same way you don't call a Pony a bronie, the bronie is the one who wants to fuck the pony.
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>>173606630
Get that disgusting shit out of here. Please.
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>>173606630
Please post this dumb bullshit elsewhere. It's a big website, you don't need to shit up this thread.
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>>173606630
>tfw you will never strap a goblin to a rock and use it as ammo
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>>173606527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McAeQiLmEYU

>>173606448
>>173606630
Incase's worst thing is that he joined the 'draw traps&shemales because it's popular' meme, his goblin/shortstack/fantasy stuff is his best work
Then again I guess most of his income comes from the homos that pay him for more trap shit
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Does Gelts +10 armor apply to all armies or only his?
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>>173607139
Faction-wide.
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>>173606928
Worst thing was ending his "same face" to draw fucking weird faces that still are same face but to odd proportions.
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What do YOU kids listen to when playing?
Got any Racial themes? Gonna be listening to anything special when 2 comes about?

Savage orc jam!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW-oapygcdI
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>>173607139
+10 is actually pretty damn good
Amour is a really great stat all-round
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>>173606928
His worst thing are the blaoted lips often twisted into nonsensical shapes and the way they're placed vitually on the tip of the chin, the low-effort fat stripe of orange red he calls blushing, the huge ears with the lazy two stripes, the way he draws eyebrows going almost up to the hairline at times, and his cancerous hypersexual fans who can never fucking resist an opportunity to spam his overrated shit porn. Keep that shit in /aco/ where it belongs.
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>>173607387

wew
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>>173607359
It would be +20 for all empire state troops with the tech too
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>>173606928
It's the other way around, he initially drew skinny traps and dickgirls and then moved on to shortstacks, he mostly still sticks to traps and chicks with dicks but will now occaisionaly venture out to other more vanilla stuff as well.
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Who here /bestgoy/?
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>>173607325
Vampire Counts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkVhgIeGJQ

Beastmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
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>>173607834
Well its not like my wallet wants other vidya at the moment.
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>>173607834
>those dates
>buying DLC that late

Not best goyim. I'm ready to pre-purchase Total Warhammer 2 the second that button is available.
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>>173607834
Reporting in. Will probably buy every single dlc as long as the quality doesnt drop.
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>>173595743

This can't be real. Probably radious trying cover op the competition
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>Enjoying Steel Faith
>Want to try other mods ie. regional recruitment stuff
>It's either one or the other because of everything being incompatible
Darn.
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What are the chances CA will add banners back to units?

Where should I complain so CA will give in to my demands?
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>>173607834
>decimal date separators
What the devil
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>>173607834
Me. TWW probably accounts for both the majority of my playtime and spending on games last year.
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>>173608037
Me too. Every inch of detail I can add to this game is well worth my money.
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>>173608068
me on the back left
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>>173608046
>this person can't be stupid
>it must be a false flag attack meant to undermine him
The mind of a conspiratard. I'm fairly certain the world of modding is considerably less cutthroat than you want it to be.
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>>173608068
I really do hope we get command groups and an army painter one day. I'd take that over most other DLC in all honesty.
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>>173607834
Got welves late because I wanted to support devs with more money. Not into stealing money from sales.
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>>173607834

So fucking goyim here. Bought every bit of data CA is willing to sell me for this game.

Jesus fuck I've lost control.
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>>173607834
Same here. Actually took a while to get Grim and Grave, but ended up doing it too.

How long until 2 more or less? I want to know if I'll have the money to get it by then.
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>>173595971
If that's the case it's only for mods above a certain size.

t. has made a few small mods for bethesda games/spoiler]
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>>173607834
In fairness I have over 400 hours in this game. It's probably paid for itself in fun-factor.
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>>173603881

You can get 60 MA gobbos with a regular old night gobbo lord...cheaper
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>play knifeears for the first time
>decide to march straight on Greenskinfags turn 2
>300 v 2000
>win

I like these guys.
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>>173607834
not me... ;_;
can't afford
Someone pls buy me Empire lords
Not even asking for Beastmen or Welves because nobody would get me that
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Anyone still playing Napoleon over here? I havent played it in a couple years and a friendo fmine bought it and wants to battle, could anyone give some tips on how to beat him?
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>>173608404
Yeah, but let's see here, which of slayers and goblins are pathetic screeching midget caricatures with the staying power of soap bubbles?
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>>173608578

Describes them both desu.

By the time to gobbos rout the slayers are already dead
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>>173608567

Aren't the humie lords free? What DLC is that?
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>>173608571
Intimidate him, then give him some flim flam... then BOOM, cavalry
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>>173608571
I am, anon. Just started a UK campaign in LME a few days ago. I have a naval replay i've been meaning to capture and post, I just never got around to it.

Combat tips?

>cavalry is significantly more lethal than you'd expect
>artillery is a perfect counter to infantry squares
>don't be afraid to throw grenadiers in to melee combat

That's all i've got. I haven't touched MP in a long, long time.
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>>173608262
Just need my hit man, just one more, then I'll get clean.
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>>173608726
http://store.steampowered.com/app/404013/
this one bro :^(
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>>173608571

Give him the ol' one two around the wozzer, remember to cross the T and above all else keep your guns firmly upon his main chesterfield eh?!
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>>173608571
Concentration of firepower is the name of the game. Artillery is king of the battlefield, mobility is important for flanking etc, skirmishing and cav are very useful.
>>
I bought Grim & Grave on release... and I still haven't played Empire or VC yet
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>>173601229
So I guess this means the Empire isn't going to be getting any subfactions. What the fuck CA, they are literally the only base game faction with just 3 LLs and no subfactions. Hell, Beastmen and WElfs even have subfactions.
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>>173608868
thanks a lot mate
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>>173608913

Take a picture of a piece of paper with a date on it and this thread visible and your email in your post. I'm feeling generous.
>>
>vampire rebels appear
>will take three turns for my army to reach them
>turn 1, they change from a 6 stack into a 20 stack and the walls are damaged
>turn 2, they siege
>turn 3, garrison is attacked and the town is razed to shit
Why is this allowed
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>>173609109
i don't own a smartphone, nothing to take picture with.
Guess i am fucked.
I appreciate the thought though
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>>173609309

Fuck it, post your email anyway.
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>>173609348
[email protected]
ty bro ;_;
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Alright guys whats the latest month estimate for when we release Warhammer 2 for the goys?
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>>173609479
I predict late august, because im an omtimist and think a summer release might befit the game aesthetics.
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>>173608709
Exactly. The solution? Play Wurrzag.
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>>173608217
The option that there truly exists someone this retarded roaming about is sadder than a cutthroat conspiracist wet dream
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>>173609479

December 31st
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>>173608971
Hey me too! Nice to have there i guess just in case.
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>>173608726
I'm guessing Grim and Grave.
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>>173609728
Chris-chan.
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>>173609724
Fuck you, I killed Wurzag's giant and my slayer unit wasn't even down to 2/3rds hp
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>>173608262
Id pay for dlc one unit at a time at this rate. 20 dolla doombull? Suuuure!
>>
Thinking about getting beastmen, are they worth it?
>>
Reminder that lightning strike is equal to cheat.
>inb4 butthurt casuals who cant survive without it
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>>173609952
Giants are fairly low-armor, high-HP large targets, something Slayers excel at taking down. That said, if you attempted a Slayer-heavy Ungrim run I'd be curious to see how it turned out. You can get their upkeep below that of standard Dwarf Warriors with him.
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>>173607834

Not here, got the game on Humble Bundle and all my DLC on sale.

No remorse whatsoever, I was one of the unlucky fucks that preordered Rome 2 so I feel I deserve to be cheap here.
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>>173609952
I always disband the giant first thing I do as Wurrzag, it costs the same as like seven savage boyz and doesn't benefit from his command skills in comparison.
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>>173610117
Mind you, if you're playing Skarsnik you can have about 3.5 goblin units for the same amount of upkeep, and since there are twice as many models in a unit of goblins as there are in a unit of slayers you'd have about 7 goblins for every one slayer, and between you and me I'd bet on the goblins.
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>>173603873
This always makes it seem like he has a really big creepy smile on him in the small picture.
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>>173609880
More than one then
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>>173610192
>disbanding Wurrzag's giantbro
Dick, I bet you disband Manny's batbro too
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>>173610192
What the fuck anon? Big Dick Rick is an asset for Wurrzag. The lord killer.
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>>173609479
Q4. No way it'll be ready before then.
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>>173610192
That's kind of a dumb idea. The giant can break down gates, and is the only unit you'll get with that ability for close to a hundred turns.

Unless you build siege equipment, like some kind of stunty.
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>>173610591
I can rout shit faster with six-seven extra boy stacks early on, thank you, not to mention spawn a WAAGH! quicker without losing all my precious building money on upkeep.
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>>173610226
After you reach 20/20 stacks that doesn't matter one bit
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This G O B L I N S campaign turned out pretty amazing.
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>>173609469
"Purchase pending". Keep your eye on your email, faggot. This might be your lucky day.
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>>173611020
i-i will, t-thanks
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>>173610192

>he disbands the giant
>instead of renaming him Freddi and WAAGHING the old world with him

You minmaxers are disgusting tbqh
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>>173610767
Youre right. Really sounds more efficient. But hey I like my mascot giant.
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>>173596248
>I refuse to believe anyone could be this much of a parody of themselves

Have you ever heard of Giskard, the TES/Fallout modder?
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>>173610793
As Gobbos, I can simply drown the stunties in two or three stacks plus waaagh stacks.

Bonus lulz because they will break long before ever getting close to causing army losses morale penalties to everything else.

You can literally play Roman Legion style with three 'battles' smashing into the stunties one after the other.
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>>173609479
November probably
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>>173611193
What Freddi are you referencing?
>>173611225
That's cool, I'm not criticizing anyone.
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>>173606695
Is that some kind of phoenician?
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>>173611227
Not him, but could you elaborate?
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>>173611347
It's the Dark Tongue, the language of chaos.

It says:
>Thirteen Four
>Old Foe
>Come (?)
>t. Khazrak
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>>173608567
What's your steam
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>>173611539
Giskard was a modder who made severals big but mediocre mods for the Fallout and TES games. After encountering some criticism on public modding platform like Nexus, he entered in a autistic rage against all the "trolls" and toke off all of his mods (after getting banned) to make his own private forum, where in order to accede his mods you had to accumulate enough good points by sucking his dick until he judge you worthy of his mods.

Some of his quotes are memorables.

>Some of you are still deluding your self in to believing a majority of TES fans are good, they are not, a majority of TES fans I see are thieving trollish scumbags. If there are any good ones amongst them, they are hidding silently in a corner letting thieves run their communities and drive away their best modders.
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>>173593367

Is there any reason to use spearmen instead of halberdiers by mid game? In my games I always am fighting Chaos, Vampire Counts and other Empire humans the most. The other empire humans are easy to kill mid game without worrying about their archers/gunners, Chaos marauders are a nuisance but never a high threat if I have gunners/artillery to deal with them, VC have no ranged.

If you fighting bretonnia, elfs or orcs then I can understand. Bretonnia though I'd rather have the AP of halberdiers.

>>173595743

>Caring about downvotes/upboats.
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>>173609469
http://dragoncircle.deviantart.com/art/Bunnie-667908640 same guy?
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>>173612748
Good find my nigga.
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>>173612484

Not really. Price maybe? They're somewhat cheaper aren't they.
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>>173612123
Not him but I wouldn't mind the gift, saving for toaster replacement
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Khuma
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>>173612748
>feel free to donate anything if you feel generous lel.

m8 you're a furry faggot AND a whore
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>>173612748

qt
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>>173612484
Plain old spearmen are a downgrade to halberdiers in nearly every regard. But if you're fighting a force with lots of missiles (wood elves, for example) the spearmen with shields will be a better choice.
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>>173612748
i'm too scared to proceed
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>>173612907
ye that's me, wew.
>>173613092
>m8 you're a furry faggot AND a whore
rude, i'm a poorfaggt but pls no bully
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>>173612619
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>>173612748
>poland
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>>173612619
Glad no crossbreeding exists in the Warhammer universe
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>>173613220
>>173613181
i draw for many place on 4chin so you can easily find my shit
>>173613336
porfaggotry central
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>>173596576

We know they want to do ogres and dorfs since they said the "16 warhammer factions". It's just a question of what the heck the map will be in WH3 because they'll need a map that can house Chaos + chorfs + ogres + whatever chaos is to beat up.

>>173598165

Chaos moon?

That, or a new moon. a brother moon. Necromorph invasion of warhammer world

>>173613068

Yeah price wise they are cheaper.
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>>173613220
Think furaffinity meets /mlp/ meets Sonic the Hedgehog.
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>>173613406
>tfw they nuked the dead space setting
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>>173612748
>this deviantart
Time to learn those fundamentals, scrub
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>>173613231
I would feel bad for you if you weren't drawing little girls naked
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>>173613410
>Think furaffinity meets /mlp/ meets Sonic the Hedgehog.
:^( i'm not an autist, i just like to cartoon draw porn
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>>173613503
>loomis
>fundamentals
ebin meme friendo, off to /ic/ with you
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Total War: China
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Will there be a 3rd expansion for this? I need my Tomb Kings and Chaos Daemons
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>>173613747
Total War: Cao Cao
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>>173613540
>I would feel bad for you if you weren't drawing little girls naked
i draw what i want bro, also i am past lolis.
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>>173613747
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>>173613692
>t. "I'm not fucking bad at art its just MUH STYLE"
I will pray for you to saint Vilppu, that you may find the light my brother.
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>>173612484

Swordsmen are quite efficient against the low tier vamp troops.
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>>173613747
>>173613830
If anything, they'll call it Total War: Three Kingdoms
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Who will the other lord be?
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>>173613757
This expension is confirmed to be the last, sadly. Just gotta pray to modders I suppose.
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>>173612123
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971544420/ if you care :^(
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>>173614174
incest mom
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>>173614174

Obviously his mom
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>>173613984
don't pray for me, it will be a waste. i can't do better than this.
I'm stuck at this level forever
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>>173608068
waht the fuck is that? an undead chaos legion?
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>>173614174

Will he have a bonus when reinforcing his mom?

>+25 to tendies
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>>173614197
>those games
don't look like a poorfag to me
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>>173614335
Probably the group of guys Krell originally died with, he was a chaos lord of Khorne before he died.
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>>173613845
>Doesn't like lolis any more.

That was possibly your one redeeming feature.
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>>173614408
still had a job. My contract ended few days ago and i only have cash for necessities now.
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>>173614174
Malekith will be the patrician choise if you want to play as a neet with a full folder of Morathi Bellringer videos
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>>173614586
>That was possibly your one redeeming feature.
If you say so, anon.
Just lost interest.
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>>173614320
Jokes aside, ANYBODY can get good at drawing. "I'll never be good" is bullshit, you just need to put effort in it
Wether you want to do it or not is a differet matter
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>>173614812
Trust me, after the time and effort i put in i still can't draw. Honestly there is no salvation for me.
Just check the gallery, you can see where i stopped improving
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>>173587570
What is this picture from in Attila, is it just a bug?
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>>173614070
Disgusting
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>be empire
>armies are down south
>3 skaeling armies attack marienburg
>finally reach them and kill 1 army
>the rest retreat to pack ice bay
>fuck you snow niggers not this time
>move my armies across the ocean to attack
>just as I reach them a full stack beastmen army starts raiding and demolishing my cities all the way south Averheim

WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
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>>173615056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Silence
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>>173614640
Yeah, sure.
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>>173614764
>losing interest in lolis
>becoming a furry by way of ponies.

this is sick. you're sick. /mlp/ was a mistake. lolis are the best.

I once played an empire campaign because i was reading gotrek and felix and there was a nice loli in it and it made me want to fucking destroy beastmemes to protect the loli. You however have abandonned the loli for the dark gods and the beastboys.

There's a lesson here.
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>>173614174
I seriously can't wait to play Malekrisp, Slut Elves are based
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>>173615183
>putting all your armies on one front
>not having a low upkeep army and some heroes so you can use the fabian strategy till your other armies are free to stomp on their face
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>>173615562

LOLI A SHIT

SHIIIIT
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>>173615562
>beastboys
you mean beastgirls
>>173615519
i don't care if you believe me
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>>173615170
What, is it hard to think?

Lots of potential customers in chingchong land.
Lots of possible heroes, like just copypaste out of Tiger and Dragon.
Lots of potential to copypaste units to all factions, just like in Shogun2
Lots of potential to copypaste kill moves, units, mechanics etc. from TW:A and TW:S2

Practically zero effort.
Just switch out all the art with a bunch of art guys and boom, we shit out a TW game without any actual work.
Oh, it'll be a complete mess on release, just like Empire and Rome 2, but the retarded fanbois wil just buy it anyway ;^)
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>playing empire on very hard
>about to achieve long campaign objectives
>rekt archaon and that bird faggot in a fight
>have almost every empire province as allies have nice trading and relations
>every human province helps each other and sends armies when shits going sour
>have trading and good relations with elves , bretonnia and dwarves who are fully confederated with each other , only problem left is greenskins which was the last thing i was going to do after finishing objectives
>literally one turn away from winning (just need to colonize last settlement to unite everything) and 2 of these factions decide to break alliance for absolutely no reason
>check relations details
>all positive +43
>-50 great power
>following turn bretonnia for the first time asks me to help declare war on wood elves
>check their side of the map
>elfs have 7 stacks of top tier armies with dragons , eagles and trees and theyve taken every settlement and city up to the one furthest to the north because bretonnias armies are just peasants
>mousillon allies with elves and starts spreading cancer everywhere
>one fucking turn

nice campaign mechanics
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>>173616080
you just lost your job and you're already begging for luxuries. And it wasn't even like you go laid off or you got fired, you contract just ended its term so you had advanced warning that you'd be out of work now. I wish i could be so shameless.
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>>173616353
>not slaying knifeears turn fucking 1

You have no one to blame but yourself.

But in seriousness though, those sneaky forestcunts will ruin your life late-game if you don't either suck bark-dick or scourge them early.
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>>173614064

Speaking of which.

I know Halbs have a longer attack sequence making them less efficient at. killing chaff than swordmen.

Do spears have the slower attacks?

If not that would make spears better vs shitty troops as well.
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>>173616443
>you just lost your job and you're already begging for luxuries
nigga you you can't just stop taking pills after swallowing them every day for years
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>>173613575
>i'm not an autist
>explains why he's an autist

wew lad.
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>>173616596
get some self control faggot, video games aren't drugs
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>>173616692
>drawing porn is only for autists
ebino
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>>173616353
Should have killed woodniggers Anon. Always top priority.
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>>173616720
>video games aren't drugs
but they are
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>>173616353

Now you understand what elves are good for.

You know what must be done.
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>>173616458
thought they where comotost now?
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>>173605009
That's not skaven
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>>173617030
Lizardmemes are far worse, also why aren't they called Reddit Reptiles since they're the true reddit faction
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>>173616865
>That pic

Good to know that the writers actually thought to address that, I always wondered how the Elven gods and the Old Ones were supposed to coexist.
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>>173596317
don't
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>>173611020
guess you changed your mind bro, ;_;
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>>173612748
>Pedo
>Furry
That's fucking disgusting. But if you are a drawfag you could draw something straight Warhammer or history related and contribute once in a while.
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>>173617752
I honestly didn't. According to the steam forums this fucking shit verification can take a few hours. You're just gonna' have to be patient with me bro, and pray I don't forget. But I'm still lurking. And if that shit goes through I will stay true to my word.
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>not playing Master Race

How do you excuse this?
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>>173617321
If I were to make an educated guess, it would be that the Elfish gods are similar to the Dwarfish Ancestor Spirits, in that they're the literal progenitors of their race afforded a degree of devotion and worship.
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>>173610117
THEY HAVE WRONGED US

Slayer's suck at sieges though

It always disappoints me how close victories where auto-resolve says I don't have a chance and I win anyway award less XP than decisive victories where I just auto-resolve because they don't stand a chance.
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>>173618232
slayers suck overall tee bee hee
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>>173618232
I've argued for a while now that CA should give bonus experience to generals if you manually fight the battles out. This would give a solid mechanical incentive to fighting battles that the game currently lacks beyond "taking fewer losses" or "I know I can win this fight that the autoresolve thinks I'll lose".
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as empire I am under attack by
>skaeling
>chaos
>Varg
>beastmen
>redhorn beastmen

all attacking me at once with their doom stacks, at least based bretonnia is helping me out
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>>173617773
>Pedo
>Furry
i just draw for 4chan generals so don't blame me, wew.
But yeah i can draw something.
>>173617991
thanks anon, i really appreciate it
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>>173596317
I'd raid her, if you catch my drift.
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>>173609290
IT IS NIIIGHT
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>>173608068
They mentioned adding it as FreeLC in either Warhammer 2 or Warhammer 3
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>>173618456
>Play Carcassone
>Everything pushing my shit in
>Archaon and gang busts into my lands ready to rape
>TIME TO CALL ALLIES
>Ziflin fucks up Archaon
>Elves fuck up Kholek
>Bretonnia fucks up Sigvald
>Empire fucks up Sarthorael
sometimes it's good to have allies
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>>173618712
actually? where?

>>173608068
I think I saw the lizardmen have them in the trailer
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>>173618205

But Anon, I finished my Dwarf campaign yesterday. Good fun, close to the end two Chaos armies attacked Kraka Drak and I actually, for the first time in the campaign, got to fight a defensive siege battle that wasn't completely hopeless.
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>>173618712
AAAAAH REALLY WHERE WHERE VIDEO DO YOU HAVE VIDOE PLEASE I NEED THIS.
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>>173619008
It was on one of the twitch livestreams about a month ago, near the Bretonnia release. Gimme like 20 minutes and I'll find the timestamp.
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>putting flaming attack banner on Dragonback Slayers
lets see how this goes...

>>173618431
>slayers suck overall tee bee hee
not really

The most killy unit dwarves have by miles as Ungrim, and just about the only one suitable for flanking.

Also cheap as shit. They suck if you don't flank with them, but if you do they murder everything there.
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>>173617321
What exactly did they address

>the old ones and elven gods are not the same
>but this doesn't contradict anything
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>>173619668
Address=/=answer.

They acknowledged that there's a problem but left it unanswered.
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>>173619220
anon I don't like lies.
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>>173619951
I'm making deep dish pizza right now and doing calculus homework. I swear its true. Gimme time
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The Empire endures!
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>>173620023
>"Battle Standards As mentioned at EGX, there will be the opportunity to unlock/earn/steal Magic Banners for your armies. However, it’s worth pointing out that these will be indicated in battle through a gloriously (or disgustingly, depending on your race) embellished banner indicator above the unit who has it equipped. There are currently no plans to include actual standard bearers as physical models/units within the game; we took the decision that we’d rather spend the time needed to animate and model all those different combinations of races and troops, and make more units and characters instead. "
liar
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So Ungrim kills dragons & shit and is a really good slayer n that.

But what dragon is tiny enough to make his cloak?
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>>173618790
I enjoy those Last Alliance moments when everyone comes together to fight chaos.

>I never thought I'd die standing side by side with Hochlander
>What about side by side with a friend?
>Aye, I could do that

>2 minutes after Archaon falls
>Fuck you, fuck you, Talabheim is Hochland soil by right, get out, reeeeeee
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>>173620174
Do one with WE HAVE SURPASSED NAGASH
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>>173619617
Slayers are useless shit, the AI is too retarded to use them, and since the AI likes to shoot the closest unit they'll get shot to shit when you try to flank anything.
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>>173620174
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>>173620369
ye it's funny, the turn after chaos dies everything goes to shit
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>>173620328
duh he only kills little baby dragon. you know why? because he is a fucking manlet with hair longer than his body
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>>173620328

Baby dragon, perhaps?
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>>173620174
I hate Touhou and even I know Yuuka would side with Tree Hitler.
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>>173620328
He obviously killed a pregnant dragon and ripped out it's fetus to make a cloak. Warhammer is supposed to be a bit edgy, right?
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>>173620625
>a bit
>a universe where the "nicest" race is literally Communist Russia
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Muhammad from the desert gonna bring some much needed diversity to the Old World, but first the unwashed barbarian infidels have to die!
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>>173620736
Who and what?
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>>173620369
The moral of the story is remove Empire Grafs REMOVE GRAF
TAKE BACK EMPIRE CLAY
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>>173620202
>model all those different combinations of races and troops
the wood elves are literally just 2 models with no variation,and how hard is it to just copy paste them a few more times to have a seargeant and a bannerman?
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>>173620893
Tau from 40k
>>
currently playing Third Age with DaC submod as Rhun
can I switch sides and fuck Mordor up once I'm powerful enough?
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>>173621026
Is this the DoW thread? Did I take a wrong turn?
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>>173621103
>DoW3 beta already over
Fuck, I was really enjoying it. 2 weeks is too fucking long of a wait.
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>>173620871
>Muhammad, Lord of Lies

Perfect. You need to conquer the Northmost lands and help spread the word of the religion of peace.
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>>173620871
If there was only a truck in this game.
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Do you like Lizardmen?
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>>173620328
Cold one?
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>>173620402
Thou art unfit to govern me!
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>>173618205
no cavalry no play
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>>173621026
wrong thread faggot
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>>173620871

If you raid a northrend town you must name it Sweden.
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>>173619873
tbqh given that Old Ones exist in both 40k and WHFB (and Age of Smegmar too I guess) they should just make them a playable race. Not in TWW I mean, just in Warhammer TT in general.

>>173620536
How is it even possible to hate the 2hus?
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>>173621373

Which right thinking person doesn't?
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>>173621185
>enjoying it
Do you mean it's not shit? Because everything I've seen screams shit, and I'm not trusting after CoH2.
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>>173620871

I demand you keep us updated on the crusade of the silly north and replicate history as it is currently playing out.
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>>173621585
It's fucking great, best features of DoW1 and 2 rolled together. At least in my opinion. I'm a multiplayer faggot that actually enjoys playing against other people, so my standards are a bit different from the majority of the playerbase.
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>>173620625
Dragons lay eggs though.
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>>173620174
>>173620451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE
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>>173621373
They're pretty neat
Playing them in warhammer should be a lot of fun, using dinosaurs to mow everything down and dropping rocks on sarthorel
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>>173621580
Remove scalies from the premises
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>>173621757
Then just break the unlaid egg first?
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KHAZUKAN KAZAKIT-HA!!!!!!
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>>173621728
Eh, I'll still reserve my judgement until I can see post-release gameplay. It'll have to impress in some way to make up for the severely disappointing graphics and uncomfortable feeling of MOBA-ness.
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Sigmarite Aurch Lectaahr!
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>>173622108
Play the open beta and see for yourself. I had the same doubts before I actually played it, but now I'm in fucking love.
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S T A T E S M E N
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I may have shit finances right now with three armies, but I have some great allies. KFC and golden Bane are off stirring up a rebellion in stirland, but the stupid rebels are taking attrition even in raiding stance.
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>>173622537
Lays with men.
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The ranks of the true believers swell, soon the deserts will belong to Muhammad and his trusted followers!
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>>173621576
The Old Ones in 40k were almost all devoured by Daemons doe

And technically you already have an Old One army, only without a general

It's called Orks [/spoilers]
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>>173622038
>>173622273
where does these 2hou postings come from?
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>>173617209
>t. butthurt skaven poster.
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>>173622734
>Beastmen
>Muslims

Come on, the Muslims want to build a caliphate

Just play Greenskins with Orcs Conquer Anywhere installed for the True Islamic Experience (tm)
>>
>>173620432
Nah I think they're great. They just trade unbreakable for being squishy as shit which isn't the best choice in a campaign because you'll rarely get a battle where they don't take a chunk of damage even if they weren't in much danger. But I'd take them over hammerers any day as ungrim because they're so much more killy at half the price & turns to build, as well as being way faster.

They're easily the most deadly unit any faction can get 16 turns into the campaign.

Goblin spearmen comparison is bullshit because slayers take just as much damage from shitty infantry as they do from elite infantry as they have no armour.

That said, all the buffs Ungrim gives are to a unit that you want no more than 4 of in your army. If they added the Slayer warmachine & doomseekers it'd be a lot more comprehensive and the buffs could stretch to way more units in your army. Doomseekers would be a great way for slayers to deal with infantry blobs threatening them as well if they worked like fanatics.
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>>173620871
Where's your house, I wanna watch the news for when it gets suicide bombed.
>>
Could /pol/ kindly fuck off?
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Lizard Lord leaked
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>>173623402
Did that anon hurt your feelings, Ahmed?
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>>173597338
Underrated post
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>>173623571
>anyone who dislikes /pol/ shitposting is a Muslim
Unless you were just trying to be funny, which would just make it sad. But anyway, there's a board for it, it's called /pol/, that's where you're supposed to post this shit. Off you go.
>>
>>173621373
This is new artwork released by CA btw, this is what bastilidon will look like
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>>173623778
>posting tw content on /pol/
what?
>>
>>173623778
>everything I don't like is pol
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>>173622840
>orcs are considered filth by the old ones in WHFB
>Orks are biologically engineered by the 40k old ones to fight wars
>>
>>173623978
>>173623990
Complaining about Muslim immigration is pretty definitely a /pol/ topic, anons. Or are you only pretending to be retarded?
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>>173623468
fucking edgy
>>
>>173623778
I've wondered this before but what is it about this general that attracts people who are obviously from Ieddit and only come here for this one thread?
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>>173623154

Highly situational, fragile, and expensive for anyone except a single (mediocre) LL , and they're a melee unit that requires micro attention.

Your 'most deadly unit' would lose at least half it's men straight up vs empire swords.. lets not talk about what gobbo archers would do.

They are kinda cool, conceptually, and that probably has you seeing them through ginger tinted glasses
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>>173624221
The only one bringing up the topic of islamic immigration is you because you're assfrustrated some guy is memeing that he's a muslim beastman

Kys, faggot
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>>173624314
They are only anti-large infantry dorfs get so that causes me to see them through "I need them to comfortably play the faction"-glasses.
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>>173624267
I've been on 4chan since '06-'07, started out on /a/ and were around for Lucky Star airing. Nobody had even heard of Reddit back then, the bogeyman was Gaia. So chances are that you're the newshit of us two, and that you've never seen 4chan without constant /pol/ shitposting on every board.
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>>173624267

>haha you're a muslim and probably a ledditor to praise trump
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>>173624221
>guy jokes his beastman army is on a jihad
>lose your shit and start derailing
Triggered retards like you are why /pol/ ends up getting so much traffic and actually spilling out. You're more uptight than a Swedish workplace.
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All of you fuck off until you've learned not to derail. None of you should have replied.
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>>173624409
Sure anon, all this talk of diversity and trucks and the usual repetitive /pol/ spiel never happened, or at least it doesn't count, since if it did count you'd have to admit you were shitposting on the wrong board.
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>>173624660
Just stop responging to the asshurt 'muh religion' faggot, it's not hard.
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>>173624542
>>173624606
>I swear I'm from /a/ guys
>jokes are not allowed

Kill yourself
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>>173624732
Pretty much done now, I've pointed out the obvious retarded arguments, whatever "hurr u mad" tier responses they come up with would be pointless to respond to.
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Stop it guys, I'm just having fun spreading the word of peace through rape, murder and poopoopeepee
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>>173624939
>other people are the problem
>it's not me being an oversensitive pussy

Kill yourself
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Every time this man leaves Reikland he dies
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>>173624961
that sounds familiar
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>Behind the children and their train of attendants walked Perseus himself, clad in a dark robe and wearing the high boots of his country, but the magnitude of his evils made him resemble one who is utterly dumbfounded and bewildered. He, too, was followed by a company of friends and intimates, whose faces were heavy with grief, and whose tearful gaze continually fixed upon Perseus gave the spectators to understand that it was his misfortune which they bewailed, and that their own fate least of all concerned them. And yet Perseus had sent to Aemilius begging not to be led in the procession and asking to be left out of the triumph. But Aemilius, in mockery, as it would seem, of the king's cowardice and love of life, had said: "But this at least was in his power before, and is so now, if he should wish it," signifying death in preference to disgrace; for this, however, the coward had not the heart, but was made weak by no one knows what hopes, and became a part of his own spoils.

Is there anything more cowardly and pathetic than a Greek?
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>>173624314
>I don't know what i'm talking about, the post
Ungrim reduces the cost as his campaign bonus, so that includes every lord in your campaign. His only unique bonus is giving them an extra 15 melee attack.

I also already said you don't take more than 4 of them. You don't use them to fight 1 on 1 with other units, you use them for butchering distracted units, and for that dwarves don't have anything better.

>lets not talk about what gobbo archers would do.
They're actually the only dwarf unit that can catch up to enemy archers and they fuck them up.
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>>173625105
Just unlucky or what?
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>>173624314
It's pretty simple to understand Anon, they're glass cannons.

In the time it takes them to chop through an empire swordsmen unit they'll be nearly dead. But in the time it takes them to chop through an empire swordsmen unit attacking a unit of dwarf warriors, about 3 warriors have died.
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>chariots
>mounted javelins/archers

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>173625406
>They're actually the only dwarf unit that can catch up to enemy archers and they fuck them up.
But considering their cost and tech level, it's easy as shit for pretty much everyone to counter them with some skirmish cavalry.

If you want to use a gobbo example, spider riders will just kill slayers.
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>>173625939
Think you could explain to me what spider riders are meant to be used for? Maybe I haven't thought about it enough, but with the existence of both wolf and boar riders I don't really get their role.
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>>173624221
>Complaining about Muslim immigration is pretty definitely a /pol/ topic

Moro or reddit
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>>173590054
This is ridiculous

There's a beta

There's a beta that works pretty well

Why don't they release it
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>>173626085
I figured they were just a poison alternative to wolf riders
Spider archers seem like they'd be an absolute nightmare for enemy cavalry but outright damaging/killing them seems better
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>>173625939
>But considering their cost and tech level
if we're talking about ungrim they cost 500 gold and have less upkeep than dwarf warriors. Tech level they only require a tier 3 settlement, hence
>you can get them as early as turn 16

Were talking about the campaign where the AI doesn't really counter your units, and in MP slayers are nearly always taken for anti-cav shit and no one takes skirmishers vs. dwarves because they're all heavily armoured apart from 1-2 units.

If the AI has a lot of skirmishers vs. dwarves you nearly always win because you have 4-6 ranged units + arty.
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>>173624221
Matamoros.
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>>173626859
mamatoros
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>>173626930
Maramotos
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I know a guy that has Matamoros as his surname
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>>173623123
>orcs
>muslims
orcs love fun
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A new charismatic leader has taken up the banner of the one true religion!
hint for that trigglypuff: it's chaos
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>>173627142
Except Grimgor, somehow. Always sour, hating this and that, fed up with killing these things or that things. It's why I don't like black orcs, they spurn all the things that makes orcs fun and charming.
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Mataorcos.
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>>173627287
>Matorca
You aren't going to let these Mata(x) get away with this, are you?
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>>173627376
I actually agree, black orcs are shit and grimgor is particularly a turd, he is the antithesis of orcyness
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>>173625551

Yeah, he has -% enemy agent success chance. Always critical fails, or gets assassinated. This games all retarded though. Middenheim only exists in Hochland and is my vassal. Norrland is Ostland. Ostermark is in Sylvania only. MOTHERFUCKING DAWI ARE FRIENDS WITH CUNTS OF VAMPIRES
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>>173627376
>>173627481
well, they are black
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I can't stop laughing

this guy needs help in the medical sense, for real.
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>>173627904
true, this guy is absolutely hilarious
and I also fear for his mental health, something's wrong with him
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>>173627481
Somehow it seems to me that most of the iconic faction leaders are like that. They embody some or all aspect of their faction's strength or power, but they rarely seem to possess any particularly endearing qualities beyond that, including qualities that make the factions they represent endearing.
>>173627904
There's no medicine for narcissism, as far as I know.
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>>173627704
>black orcs
>race of blacks enslaved by race of technologically advanced not-jews
How did GW get away with it?
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>>173619220
>>173620023
you still here? did you find it?
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>>173627904
da boy needs humblin'
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If I sack and raze Skaelings port provinces can I use this guy to keep them from ever expanding out of places like Doomkeep?
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>>173628216
Were blacks ever enslaved by jews to any notable extent?
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The desert's half mine and the ranks swell with potent soldiers who want nothing more than to bring the light of chaos to the infidels in the west!
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>>173628203
Therapy
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>>173623778
Hey hey there just relax and give me the truck keys
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>>173628203
Another example of this is nurgle demons
They're pretty chill and/or jovial, but both (named characters) Epidemius and Ku'gath are really serious and all business, all the time, compared to everyone else
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>>173624780
you are fucking high on life man
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>>173628484
Growth doesn't stop people expanding, it just stops them building higher tier shit.

You can probably avoid chariot spam for a few turns, unless they have them already, but it's not gonna stop them re-colonising shit you raze.
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>>173626458

> if we talk about this one specific Lord ..

In that case Wurrzag shits all over you with basic Sorcs with 45% phys resistance at 2/3rds the cost, starting at turn 1. And he's a much better Lord to boot

gg no re
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>abusing the fuck out of my eagles to distract the reinforcements while I deal with cowfags

I love this race.
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>>173629208
eh. those are things I would expect to see on /pol/ though not exclusive to it.
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>>173629438
>cowfags
you mean muslims?
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>>173624314
>>173624475
Karak Kadrin Slayers

Thank me later
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>>173607834
Only thing I did not purchase was peepeepoopoo goats because I do not like playing as evil races
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Is using checkered melee/gunner formations against the AI cheese?

I feel like a human wouldn't engage it
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>>173629821
>implying wood aelfs aren't evil
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The coming of paradise is nearing with each passing day, now a peaceful group of true believers in the fertile south has joined the cause of Muhammad!
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>>173629864
Playing anything but Warriors of Chaos on Legendary with Sigvald as starting lord is cheese.
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>>173629887
I make exceptions to evil races that have good waifus

so I will be playing delfs on 2
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>>173630045
At what point do you start switching on over to gors?
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>>173629602

That is a much nice word for it. Fucking religion of peace my ass.
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>>173630045
>auto-resolving everything
Shameful.
>>173630167
>waifus
Only sudoku can fix this.
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>>173630176
For my main army probably in the next few turns, dunno about the other armies.
But for now I have to stop anyway, time for bed.

Good night /twg/ <3
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>>173630045
>white and blue banner

Sweden wants to retaliate.

Also:
>Child-Taker

Fucking lost.
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>>173630304
>. Fucking religion of peace my ass.
i'm gonna apply this to every religion I see
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>>173630347
>auto-resolving everything
I'm playing the big battles but battles where I outnumber the enemy 10:1 or something is always an auto-resolve for me.
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>>173630454
sweden is yellow and blue
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>>173629438

Why is half your army ungrouped?
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>>173630414
Nighty night <3 <3 <3 xoxoxo <3 <3 <3
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>>173630597

Yeah but still, Sweden was the first I thought of when I saw that. Silly pink-skins thinking they can overcome the Bulltruck of Peace and Tolerance.
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>>173630050

Don't have that dlc as neither the faction or hordes interest me

[ spoiler]I read most of the Sigvald novel before the overwhelmingly bad plot and characters made me drop it
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>>173630773
>Yeah but still, Sweden was the first I thought of when I saw that.
that's not my fault. gotta get good at recognizing your countries my man
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>>173630045
>Child-Taker
There is not a fraction of a chance this race was not based on Islam.
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>>173630843
What I was trying to say is that no, it isn't cheese, just play the game the way you want to. If it gets so easy that you don't enjoy it, switch tactics, but there's no need to limit your options based on what some elitist in /twg/ might say if they saw you.
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>>173627904
What? What Attila mod he made?
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>Reasons not to kill your neighbors
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>>173629108
Therapy isn't medicine.
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>>173631768
>7185g
>-1728g upkeep
Are you gonna be alright?
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>>173631313
Pretty sure he renamed him to that
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>Playing my first campaign as Vampires
>Dire Wolves seem to crumble to dust totally randomly after taking one or two casualties

Do they need to stay within range of a character? I can't find a damn thing about how the Undead morale/binding system works.
The Hexwraiths I use in tandem with them don't seem to have the same problem.
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Making Sylvania great again, one beard at a time.
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>>173621085
Yeah, but you can't change religions and the good factions probably won't ally with you no matter what. Also Sauron will get pissy and excommunicate you/call invasions on you like if you were to attack the pope in vanilla Med2.
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>>173632171
Oh fuck that was the wrong screenshot. Ironic that I should post something from my dwarf campaign instead.
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>>173632149
The morale boost from staying within a lord's aura obviously helps, but mostly dire wolves are just crap.
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>>173632149

Dire Wolves are not your best unit, and should generally be kept close.

Vampires tend to crumble really quickly when not huddled up, or at least close to the leader of your choice.

By rule of thumb you should always try to keep the guy in the middle of strife and have your entire army fight around him.
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>>173632149
I tend to play my wolves close to the hero, making them his personal bodyguard. They're great pealers and can help distract an annoying enemy if the lord suddenly finds himself with a little water over his head.

Crumblings a bitch.
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>>173631768
I love that Bretonian king can just issue two edicts
>Stop freezing you little shits
and
>Stop falling to chaos, its a bloody scam
and it works, attrition plumets
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>>173631973

The Everchosen is camped out somewhere sacking 1k gold a turn
Probably some other shits around, and the Dawi confeding my friends who were good for trade. I could easily fix it by running off the everchosen shit and forging some need trade. Only 60% of my resources are currently being traded off. Also, level 20 warrior priest spam about to be incoming, these chaos fuckers better be prepared for a holy war.

>>173632629

I shouldn't have looked at him, he just got ambushed by a varg and Skaeling stack that pulled back after me and him razed 6+ settlements. Gonna leave my warrior priests up there to try and keep them from upgrading again once they resettle.
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>>173631827
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>>173632412
>>173632469
>>173632598
Well shit.
Fat lot of good a fast light cavalry type unit is if it can't go too far from the leader.
Thanks though.
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>>173626085
They have Poison right out of the box, and they have Strider.
This means they can run away through forest.

They slow down shit, and run away through trees or swamp.

Also, they are slightly better at taking return fire than wolf rider archers.
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>>173611582
So, habbening Thursday then?
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>>173633285
Assuming it came from CA, I guess so
If its Khazrak then the old friend's gotta be Boris
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>>173633143
Oh right, Crooked Moon orc ban, didn't consider that.
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Guys I need some starting tips for the wood elves of this game. I keep getting deleted early on, and can't quite seem to come up with a good strategy for keeping myself supplied and defended.

>shit starting location, surrounded by enemies
>elfbros in the north don't want anything to do with me
>no other races want to be my friend or even sign a non-agression treaty with me
>at war with Bretonians who start of with fucking Grail Knights
>adviser casually suggests I go take one of their large cities, and it's my first real objective
>shit economy, literally in the red on the first turn unless I build that +800 gold building
>one shitty little village that's horribly protected and some fucking tree that helps very little
>good starting units but if they die you're fucked because you're NEVER going to afford to buy new ones
>Islam is lurking everywhere constantly raiding my shit

The only way I can possibly see myself gaining a foothold is through some super-early aggression with the Bretonians, but then my kinsman just hate me even more, and by turn 3 those fucking cows have arrived to fuck my life up.

I love their playstyle in combat but their kingdom and starting position are practically unmanageable. How do I attain greatness?
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>>173633423
Well, yeah but boar boyz serve a different role anyway.
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>>173633554
One sort of gamey trick is to declare war on one of your Elf neighbors turn one. I don't know if they still do it, but they used to make a beeline for the Tree of Ages when you did that, so you could then rush your army to their capital and take it out on turn 2, and then mop up the remaining army, essentially doubling your starting income.
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>>173633554
After a few turns you should be able to get non-aggression with all your elf friends, followed by trade, defensive alliances. Get peace with carcassone, too. Make sure to grab the vineyards and other *good* economy buildings in every elf town you ever own, and probably the extra-garrison building too, especially early on to protect against beastmen.

Send your army off to bother orcs or something, rather than trying to expand in your immediate vicinity. Keep a small army locally to supplement your garrison against beastmen.
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>>173633706

I might have to try that. Those fuckers keep giving me the shifty eye, and I am completely unable to hold every line with the resources I'm given.

Won't the other elven faction instantly decide to fuck my shit up though?

Oh and am I not suppose to attack the Bretonians at all? The best I've managed was a successful assault on their objective-city (I don't remember the name) by turn two. But then suddenly it's raining Islam and the French are now pissed off as all hell.

>>173633860

But I start of as "at war" with the French in the west. Won't they immediately charge at my pretty tree if I go south for some orc flesh?
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>>173630347
>Only sudoku can fix this.
vampire-chan is mai waifu
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>>173604497
those images are part of the same drawing series you autist. Same artist
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>>173633554
You gotta' take advantage of your legendary lord.

He's probably one of the strongest lords in the game early-game.

>melee
No problem, he's got more armor and damage than any other unit easily.

>ranged
He fucking throws ballista projectiles that deal AoE damage

>magic
Shit's a short cooldown and you don't have winds of magic to worry about so spam the shit out of them

He really is overpowered as fuck and you need to take advantage of that.
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>>173633389

Probably gonna upgrade his skill tree so he can have a mount.
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>>173633997
Don't go south immediately, you'll need to hang out for a little til you can get peace.
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>>173633389
they specifically stated the old friend is neither boris nor the red duck
I'm pretty sure that image is entirely made up, considering the rune thing earlier
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>>173634206

So you advice I take a turn or two to sit tight? What about that western Breton-base they seem to eager for me to capture. Fuck 'em?

I swear this is the hardest initial starting faction I've ever delt with.
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>>173633554
I always go straight for the orcs next to you, after that I take out skarsnik and his shitters, and start signing military alliances with bret dukedoms and empire factions by going to war with their enemies, that gives me amber for the tree and then the confederations start and then you are unstoppable
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>>173634391

Hmm, I like this strategy. Are the Brets going to sit on their hands and let me fuck around like that though? They seem pretty hostile and I'm afraid they'll move on my precious forests if I start pulling units south.

Still this might be worth a shot. Never liked those green cunts anyway, and my elves northrenders might think my oak-dick a little bigger if I shove it down an orc throat.
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>>173634313
Well personally I do burn down one undefended village to the northwest, but it's only for something to entertain myself with in the first few turns. It's not important.
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>>173634030
how are you this stupid
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>>173634553
you obviously have to build the garrison boost building, very early on there are inevitably two stacks of beastmen and two stacks of carcassone that show up to fuck your shit up, but I have found that a garrison building and a treeman with some basic archers and infantry is enough to fight them off, you also need to keep your eyes open, using elfpaths you can generally get back to your forest in 2-3 turns since all the orcs and gobbos are clustered around athel loren

in my latest legendary playthrough I actually just left Orion in the recruiting pool, so if the enemies were about to enter I would recruit him, get some eternal and glade guard and fight off the enemies and rebellions and what not, Orion is incredibly overpowered so its a cakewalk
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>>173621813
>the shit girl voice one

disgusting
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>>173629283
It seems pretty obvious he was asking if he could force the Norscans to remain at settlement lvl1 forever

Yes by the way
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>Warhammer not!africa
>has no nigger analogues

Based 80s GW
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>>173635919
>he doesn't know about pygmies
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The old friend is settlement siege battle.
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>>173635919

Yeah, about that...
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Playing an Austra campaign in Darthmod Empire.

Gimme drinking game rules.
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>>173636179
have they been retconned ? or unlike the fimir they still exist but not the same way they used to ?
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>>173636540

The pygmies are too embarrassing to be retconned.

GW will never acknowledge that they even existed at all
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>>173636145
Because the garrisons weren't uselss enough already.
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>>173636670
There are occasional mentions to tiny bronze-skinned men that vaguely remind of halflings in some bits of fluff, but never enough to actually get rules or models. It's more like a tidbit for the older fans to add a little more flavor to newer stuff, but it's so watered down it can no longer offend with what specific details it once had.
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>>173637073
Here's another mention of 'copper-skinned tribesmen akin to halflings of the Moot.' If you're an older or well-read fan, you know what it is. If you're not, then it's a chance to make up something for yourself.
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Why is bretonnia so fucking garbage?
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>>173594570
What's a skaven?
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What mods fix the stupid fucking AI recruitment? I'm tired of playing against low tier units and chariots/skirmishers all game long...
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>>173638038
Get the fuck out of Norsca then, Sigvald.
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So I currently have
>Mannlet campaign on turn 40, about to take Altdorf
>Gelt Campaign turn 70, about to fend off first chaos invasion & conquer sylvania
>Ungrim campaign turn 100, about to fight off Arche & Friends and finish campaign
>Ungrim SLAYER campaign turn 34, about to crump on vamps with some slayers
>Angrund Campaign turn 35, taken 8-peaks, about to take Black Crag
>Bourdelaeux campaign turn 70, about to attack Norsca, taken Altdorf and all my neighbours hate me so I'm gonna run down their filthy peasant nations.
Which campaign should I play?
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>>173637650
Because you won't tell me why in your personal opinion you think something is garbage, that other people will enjoy.
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>>173638272
Finish t100 Ungrim to make the list shorter.
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Goblin Dabbing
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>>173638272
Play and finish one campaign at a time you fool, or you will loose track of what youre doing and everything will feel meaningless
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V A M P I R E - C H A N
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>>173638569
Ah, just like IRL then
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>>173638272
>Angrund Campaign turn 35, taken 8-peaks, about to take Black Crag
Teach me your secrets.

I fail hard at Angrund, and I feel like a fucking retard for failing at dwarfs.
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>>173639178
Tech into the +30 relations with all factions
NAP/trade with everyone near you
war with all greenskins
You only need 1 stack
Build walls at home
Leave for 8peaks early
Skarsnik will be dicking around up north forever
Ghost dwarfs are OP
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>>173639525

>need one stack

Maybe it's my mods or diff. but I got there round 25ish and it had two stacks + waagh + garrison

I dicked around ambushing/sacking/looting till pappa Grimgor had had enough of my shit and krumped me good
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>>173640012
Abuse RoR and the fact that you have 4 unbreakable ghost heros (which I believe have terror, too). Hit one of the armies outside the city and prepare for a real fucking shitty fight.
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>>173638793
but they don't even look that good anon :^(
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>>173593367

Bloody frenchies took Marienburg on my last two attempts. I can't deal with One-eye who inevitably goes for my unprotected towns and Seccessionists in time to go and claim Marienburg before those shits claim it for their Lady.
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>>173628625
Who do you think owned the majority of American slaves?
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>>173634128

>Orion doesn't have winds of magic to worry about

Holy shit I need to buy the elf DLC.

And I wonder if maybe that could be a way to make the Slann OP. Have a few spells that are no-winds of magic just cooldown.
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>>173638508
>>173638569
I usually lose interest once I hit strength rank 1 desu, but I may as well finish the Ungrim campaign.

>>173639178
Build walls around your early settlements and once those are done you're pretty much set to head off with your 1 stack to take 8 peaks.

If you put all your ghost dads in your army turn 1 you can usually get a bunch of NAP's.

They're also the most OP units ever in sieges. My army to take Karak 8 Peaks was ghost dads, 6 rangers, 2 quarellers, 2 warriors (one was RoR), Ekrund Miners & Gob Lobber.

Ghost dads tank like 8 units at once and the miners just blow the shit out of them.
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>>173639525
What happened to me:
Skarsnik murderized the faggots north of me by the time I had killed the orcs in The Vaults.

I tried to get other dwarves to trade, but only two of them even wanted to NAP, +30 relations or not.
My one stack made it to K8P, killing one Bad Moon Mutineers stack on the way.
At K8P, they had one and a half stack plus their garrison of doom.
That proved to be too much even for the ghost grand daddy dwarves.
At that point Skarsnik was sieging Izor.
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>>173641091
Oh, that was with zero mods btw.
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Who are some educational or entertaining TW players to watch on jewtube?
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>>173609290
I imagine they can raise dead like proper Vampire faction.

Rebellions aren't hard to see coming a few turns off unless someone is fucking with you deliberately.
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>>173641491
There aren't any.
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>>173609290
easier than other rebels desu. If they take your shit they raze the settlement, but with other rebels they keep warring with you and can take more of your minor settlements.
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>>173641491
AngryJoe.
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>>173642050
what is his name again?
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>>173638793
Vampires with bigger chests when?
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>>173641535

>When you start fucking with the vamps deliberately
>but the stacks that spawn in sacking dont have immunity to attrition
>Vamp throws up walls and is good
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>>173628625
>he doesn't know

Here's a hint- there were two jewish senators in congress in 1860 and both of them were from states that seceded in 1861.
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So it looks like gamestop has the whole series+DLC on sale. For someone who got into the series with TW:W, would Shogun 2+FOTS or Attila be a better pickup?

On that note, which of TW:W's DLC is actually good?
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>>173642050
I'm still mad.
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>>173627525
Vassalizing Zhufbar for 30-50 turns as Vampires is always my favorite.
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>>173643778

>Thought I was making friends with the Dawi by raiding the vamp cunts
>Dawi start getting a hate boner for me
>Its being counterbalanced by my sacking of the beastmemes
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>>173642320
vampires with flat chests when
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should I go north or south with dwarfs at the start ?
I got the first 3 towns and did the first quest.
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>>173644034
South is usually better. Zhufbar can take care of what's left up north but keep an eye out for bloody spears sneaking up on you
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Complaint about TW:W

>get a notifaction about an ally no longer coordinating an attack on an enemy due to changes in diplomatic relations
>doesn't tell me what faction is no longer targeting what faction, so I can't figure out if it's actually a change in relations or just the enemy moving into the parts of the map still covered by fog of war or some other shit like that
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>>173643932
get grudged manling
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>>173644034
I try to take the province immediately north of you if Zhufbar hasn't started, the money from that province is amazing. If they have started on it I head south.

Just be warned there is at least a 50% chance a stack of orks is brewing to the south to head your way.
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>>173638793
>>173642320

>Vampires are pale because they are dead and bloodless.
>vainy chests
I think CA did this as a cock-block measure.
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>>173644334

They have confed three of my dawi trade partners!
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>>173644034
Mt Gunbad is a good score
You're really close to grimgor's capital though, so if you can shut down the greenskins confederating then you've basically won the badlands
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>>173620328
There's monsters of all shapes and sizes in the warhammer world. Pretty sure i saw some art in one of the books that had a small bird sized dragon chained up.

probably not a true dragon but a fierce beast none the less.
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>>173644689
Sonovabitch. I never considered that eliminating the Greenskin faction would prevent them all from grouping up.
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>>173645114
To be fair I think the bloody handz and crooked moon can do it too, but it's much more rare
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>>173643958
Thicc vampires when?
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>>173644135
>>173644689

alright I took karag dron, the small town right above the black rock, what do I do with it ?
its early in the game but I have a full stack of dwarf infantry + crossbowmen, and black rock is just around the corner, should I just raze it and proceed to occupy it ? I dont even know how this stuff works its my first game.
The other dwarf west of kazak offered me a defensive alliance right at the beginning.
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>>173645853
Either occupy it and hold it with an army (build walls), or raze it to the ground and come back later
If you leave it undefended greenskins will just take it back and give you a grudge you have to deal with
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Fuck knifears. They always ruin everything.

I'm just trying to spread the love and tolerance of Islam and they're fucking everything up.

Fucking woodcocks.
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>>173645853
Defensive alliances are mostly OK.
Take Black Rock if you can, raze the small town if you can't hold it right now.
You can build it up again a few turns after taking Black Rock.
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>>173628216
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>173641491
Turin is a great guy, plays multiplayer and uploads lots of videos. Don't watch his single player stuff though, he's dreadful at campaign mechanics.
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>>173645853
Dwarfs can occupy orc strongholds right off the rip without needing to raze anything
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>>173644498

>bloodless

I thought it was because they avoided the sun? Not up on my classical vampire
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>>173646565
I want to object to the characterisation of Chaos Dwarfs as Jews but no, they are literally greedy big-nosed bearded Semites.
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>>173612484
Spear and shield get a slightly higher melee defense but lower melee attack and are a little cheaper
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>>173647714
don't forget the funny hats
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What're the essential DLC for Total Warhammer?
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>>173628216
because it is OK if the Chosen Ones do it ;^)
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>>173648345
The ones you want to play
King and the Warlord is probably my favorite though
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What is the best way to build up your stacks as Chaos, and what kinda of armies do you create?

So far i have 3 stacks, 1 full of chosen and dragon ogres, 1 with marauders and monsters, and another i am building up.

I wanted to get all three LL but it takes so long to get the stacks to be able to fend for themselves.

I have pretty much wiped out all the Empire at this point, and its becoming expensive to keep armies and it feels like i still have fuck all units.
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>>173648345

Which race would you like to play as? Get that.

Also there are a few packs that are cheap and better than others, but essentially >>173648821
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>>173648603
Which DLC nets me RoR?
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>>173648856
King and the warlord for dorfs/gobbos and grim & the grave for empire/vampires
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>>173648845
And by >>173648821 I mean >>173648603
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>>173648939
I was afraid of that.
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>watching LoTR in between playing Total Warhammer

I'm all high-fantasy now boys. Nothing more comf.
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>>173649264
Only a few of them are real game-changers, the units in the pack are better if you ask me
empire free company militia are pretty good early game, the magic chariots for vampires are solid all around
squigs are useful AP for greenskins
for actual RoR the only ones I can recall being exceptionally useful are the dwarf and greenskin ones
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>>173649804
Still not happy about it, but thanks for trying, I'll probably get the vamp vs empire one since vamps is my preferred faction for this game and I need to complete an empire game anyways.
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>>173650404
be careful with RoR though, they can make campaigns absolute cakewalks.
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How does Shogun 2 hold up nowadays? Thinking about picking it up.
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This is the 10th time this man has taken a dirk in the back. Pretty sure hes a vamp in disguise. SOMEONE GET A WITCH HUNTER.
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>>173650810

I actually disabled RoR with a mod

Too powerful for a player, and too annoying to destroy in one battle and have them instantly reappear the next turn
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Why does Fall of the Eagles have so many damn useless units? You don't need 4 types of different tier 1 spearmen.
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>>173651856
Because until CA makes it so you designate gear to soldiers yourself TW will always have a shitton of boring redundant units
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>>173597358
Man I get the whole Gurren Lagann meme your going for, but it's been weeks and hardly anyone gets it. It was kinda funny, but it's getting a tad desperate. Please give it up.
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>>173650924
>not downloading a mod to disable that crap
Ill be honest, agents shouldnt exist in TW.

They are boring, they add fucking nothing, and the only time they have ever been a fun addition has been as embedded hero units.
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>>173652086
It wasn't really a problem in vanilla Attila and I don't see the need for it in FotE, yet here I am playing the Sassys and I have 4 tier 1 shitty levy spearmen with tiny differences in stats, 2 types of bowmen that are the same except one has slightly more armor and they all come from the same fucking building.
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>>173652436
I like wall sabotages, army misdirection, and growth/income modifications
I think that barracks raids or assault units should have a mini-battle that you can play out or autoresolve, like the hero and a retinue ambushing a small patrol and you can win or lose on your own merits
Assassinations can be kind of dumb though
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Guys, I have to ask, has anyone been or heard anything about banned from Warhammer Total War multiplayer?
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>>173652618

Don't do it anon, don't cheat.
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>>173653000

No, it concerns DLC I 'acquired'
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Rome I / Med 2 > All other TW games.

The Warscape engine is absolute shit.
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How the fuck do you deal with chariots as dwarves?
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>>173654545
Really deep formations of infantry (ironbreakers are obviously the best), or shoot them with thunderers/quarrelers
Gum their wheels up with enough grudges and they'll stop rolling through you
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>>173653336
I havent tried it myself, but the general consensus seems to be as long as you're not doing multiplayer with anything you should be fine
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>>173654426
>this meme again

Do we need to dig up the webms?
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>move army to reinforce ally against an incoming rapestack
>rapestack has lightning strike and attacks me instead
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>>173654849
Show me.
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>>173654915
WARLORD OF EIGHT PEAKS
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Bjornlings are so fucking annoying.

It'd be so much more climactic if the AI bunched it's stacks together and tried to siege your shit than what they currently do, running round razing your shitty settlements that can't defend themselves whilst avoiding your army.
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>>173654915
>Enemy sieges settlement
>Send an army to break the siege from a nearby settlement
>Enemy flees then runs straight past the reinforcing army to sack the settlement it just left

This fucking game I swear.
They should just switch to a hex map or something just to make things more predictable and less bullshit.
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>>173622902
The Planes of Chaos
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>>173655529
having more space & vision would just be ideal.

Or I guess give everyone less movement points.

It's completely retarded that you can move between some settlements in a single turn and I'm pretty sure it's never been like that in a single total war game before.

Just makes putting walls on everything mandatory & tedious.
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>>173655529
thats the only thing that bothers me about total war games is the shit campaigns

>cheating ai
>cowardly ai
>shit diplomacy

also Ive never liked how the campaign map represents armies moving Id almost think the map would benefit from a paradox style real time campaign map to the turn based one.
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>>173652436

Its only this motherfucker that gets killed. They fail often enough for me not to give a fuck. This guy though? ALWAYS DEAD.

Also how to deal with vamp cunts as Empire? I try and wait for them to come to me but their flying units and cav make it near impossible to do anything in a battle.

>>173654652
>>173654545
It's a little silly that shock cav don't also have anti-cav if they are using lances. Chariots would get rekt by horsemen with lances that can outrange them.
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>>173656219
Diplomacy ain't bad in Total Warhammer since there are enough dicks you can fight to bring your relations up. Trade needs a touch up, so that its benefical to trade with larger guys as well.
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>the Southern Realms are now replaced by a Roman themed faction

How would they play like?
What kind of fantastic creatures would they use in their armies?
Who would be their direct opposition?
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Anybody tried this mod? Slightly buffs Slayers from what i'm reading

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=714636204
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>>173656550
>legions wearing pants
Fake and gay.
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I really dislike how every battle in Warhammer is the middle of buttfuck nowhere, even when you're defending an unwalled settlement. Is this a problem in other TW games? I'd love to be defending a fishing village or something with some short stone walls and barriers instead of just seeing my town in the map background.
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>>173657202
Play Attila then
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>>173657202
AFAIK TW:W is the only one that does this

The newer ones, maybe from Shogun 2 onwards, don't do real sallying and have you fight on a field for sallies.
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So Archaon wants to spite the Chaos Gods by doing exactly what they want, right? What kind of retarded reasoning is that?
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>>173657202

>you will never sack and pillage a comfy fishing village as the Greenskins
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>>173657202
There's a mod for that.
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>>173657138
They did use that in the snow.
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>>173657571
Doe that look like snow to you?
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>the dwarfs are so autistic they have a sworn grudge against a fucking mountain
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>>173656550
Isn't Leopold's Leopard Company roman themed?
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>>173657703
Does the picture show the hilltops they had to march across?
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>>173656219

>cheating AI
>he still treats the AI like 'they' are human players, and not just the opposition in a single player game
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>>173658153

What if Total War had a monthly based MP campaign where armies battled each other and sieged points to give their faction points?
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>>173658543
>Chaos surges ahead in points despite losing every single battle
>website gets a permanent Chaos theme and dark viking music
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>>173657549
Thank fucking god

Anyone who has played that map knows its a joke. Literally you can beat a 20 stack with 3 units of pikes in that shitty designed town
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>>173658972
Watch your language! This is a T for Teen game.
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>>173657910
proof?
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>>173658970

>Everyone starts off with cheap shit
>By the end of the month you can have an army upgraded with Steam tanks etc
>your general levels up over the month, as do your troops
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>>173659052
More like T for Titties
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>>173658153
>excusing shit AI

Im not treating this like a competitive game. There are ways to make the AI less obvious and calculated. Cmon think this through before you respond.
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I shall marshal the men!
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>>173620625
>want to say not that edgy
>remember the prop in Mordheim which is literally a fetus ghost haunted the torn open and exposed womb of his mother

Yeah it's that edgy.
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Best way to skill up Battle Priests for the Empire?
The replenishment and -attrition line is great, but what to do with the rest for battle effectiveness?
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>>173659204
One of the loading screen quotes. Evidently, the dwarfs of Karak Azul have a grudge against some mountain that had a landslide or something and have "sworn vengeance until the mountain is mined and all its stones are but dust."

I'll take a screen next time I see it.
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When do you guys think Warhammer will go on sale again? I kinda wanna buy game + DLC but it's rather exorbitant.
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>>173660471

Summon me if you dare!
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>one unit of handgunners deletes 1/3 of the enemy lord's health with a volley
Fuck outta here chaos fucking shits
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Auto resolve was a mistake.
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>>173663440
>auto resolving
>ever
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>>173590054
>*laughs in dev*
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do I melt my machine by manually fighting this?
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>>173664168
Do it! And remember to save replay
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>>173645225
Mutinous Greenskins can, as well.
It's weird seeing Grimmy with his rebels.
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>>173664691

Nope, machine cant handle it.
Had an annoying issue though with Outrider naders, how to make them fucking not all target the same point? Sometimes they would hit an entire unit and knock them down and do good damage, the other time they would nuke the same guy and do nothing.
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In regards to both the campaign map and battles, does Total Warhammer play more like Shogun 2 or Rome 2 (the only TW games I've played)? I'm considering grabbing it on the sale mentioned by >>173643404.
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>>173657441
It's more that the chaos gods want the major forces standing against them destroyed so they can revel in their respective aspects unimpeded. They don't necessarily want to destroy everything. The empire itself must be destroyed because it opposes chaos, but the people could probably stay around so that they can be killed/raped/infected/mutated later.
Archaon wants to kill everybody so that the chaos gods can't do anything to anyone. Also, if nobody is alive, nobody is shedding blood, scheming, fucking, or suffering. Thus, the chaos gods have literally no source of power and would soon follow suit and dissipate into nonexistence.
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>>173665095
One key difference between Shogun 2 and Rome 2 vs TW that will be glaringly obvious is that there are no 1v1 animations, which is honestly for the best, so the game will run a lot better (and it would probably be hell for the animators what with all of the monstrous units).
I still say grab it while you can during a sale.
It's been a ton of fun for me, because it opens up more gameplay options.
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>>173665713
I never had a lot of time to notice the 1v1 in S2 or R2 because I've been having a hell of a time just learning the game; can't afford to zoom in while getting used to micro.

I did like how provinces worked in R2, along with more unit variety between factions, but loved S2's faster paced, more aggressive battles when they weren't completely ruining me.
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>>173664923
They tend to aim for the middle of the unit or the guy that the banner sticks to
So if the knockdown causes some dudes to lag behind they're likely to aim for the ones in front
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>rebels outside town
>big garrison, but the lord doesn't have anybody in his actual army
>they lay siege, cutting off recruitment and all my income from the town
>break siege, rebels run away
>can't chase him down because the lord has no army
>rebels siege again, cutting everything off
>they escape again
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>>173666741

So when do they volley the unit and hit most of the guys? Whenever they focus fire on one fuck it makes it trash
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>>173667363

Set lord to ambush outside the town
and hope they dont spot it and attack him
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I want to get into total war, but I always feel so overwhelmed when I try and play.
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>>173668016
Can you reinforce from ambush stance?
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>>173668170

Actually thats a good question..
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>>173668170
You can reinforce another army that is ambushing, but I think ambush lowers your area of influence, so your need to be real close to be able to reinforce.
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>>173601087
>>173601750
>>Minotaurs do Metal Gear style tactical rolling
>>Minotaurs can be identified as female by the sway of their hips
So this really is metal gear?
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>>173667363
Test to see if you can reinforce your garrison when it's attacked with your single lord, or the garrison reinforces your ambush with him and vice versa with the actual army and all that jazz, being the shitter that I am I've had defeats handed to me due to the garrison giving troops to armies that attacked me near a city.
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>>173668079
Just try to think in blocks and sections if you get what I mean, then refine it when you get better.
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>thought something was wrong with my graphics settings
>turns out blood and gore is paid DLC
...Seriously?
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>>173663440
o fug
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>>173669581
Thaaaat's SEGA!
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>>173670469
And of course I couldn't help googling it to see what the general consensus on this bullshit was, and was hit with walls of food/painting/real estate analogies.
Paying for a fucking graphics setting, holy Sigmar.
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>>173663440
The problem is you were a goblin fucking shit
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How would a space marine fare if he were suddenly transported to the warhammer world? His only equipment is his bolter, armor, and a chainsword
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>>173670845
Chaos had them.
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>>173670845
Worse than a Grail knight, better than a knight of the realm, don't know how he'd compare to a questing knight. Probably better to ask /tg/ worst case scenario you start a power level flamewar between Fantasy and 40K, best case scenario you'll get your question answered
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>>173670845
Is it sad how tired I've gotten of 40k shit that I just want that Space Marine to get shot with a cannon

Seriously, you are asking how an autistic superhuman with barely any social skills would do in a world where literally no one worships the Emperor, and everything is some variation of heresy. He would start purging shit, perhaps have a guerrilla campaign for a few weeks, and then eventually get killed by something. Everyone would hate him and damn his memory, no matter what faction they were from, because he would have hated all of them equally.
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>>173595743

100% Total War Fanatic, Euro-Centric Military Historian & Modder

All my mods are now offline because downvoting troll ass holes thought it'd be okay to downvote my perfectly good mods because they dont like my attitude. Well I dont like their shit attitude DESU - so fuck you - you wont play any of my mods you scumbag. Now fuck off


his steam bio is lovely
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>>173670845
A standard boltgun has 12 shots according to 5th Edition. A single shot would probably kill anything in Fantasy short of something with some sort of divine protection.

I'm not entirely if they ever mentioned how long chainswords run for, but they're powered by prometheum fuel and are described as being very "fuel hungry". The teeth on the chainsword also come off or dull very easily, with Space Marine armories and depots being filled with crates full of nothing but chainsword teeth for maintenance. It could probably pierce any Fantasy armor short of, again, something with divine protection, but it won't last long at all.

As for the armor, it's powered by a backpack battery and has solar panels for emergency energy restoration, but the power duration varies wildly based on source. Earlier sources say as little as five hours, while later sources say Space Marines can wear their armor for months at a time. It's also mentioned that the buildup of sweat and grime makes wearing the armor extremely uncomfortable after a week or two of continuous use. It would probably protect against all conventional weapons, so you'd only have to worry about magic, which isn't much different from the kind of magic you see in 40k, and that regularly kills Space Marines.

So a Space Marine would probably get a few dozen of so kills if he doesn't get instagibbed by a wizard before resorting to just punching things apart until his armor powers down or he chafes to death.
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>>173670845
why do people assume he would be fighting everything and everyone. a space would probably end up leading a kingdom.
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>>173672832
>>173672832
>>173672832

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>>173672874
>Making it before autosage.
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If you want to be cool draw a Gobbo and a dwarf sharing coffee. But the dwarf doesn't know that the gobbo switched the sugar for salt. That would be a grudgin but the gobbo overlooks that dwarves aren't pussies and drink their coffee black. Do it
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>>173618582
Draw Skarsnik dressed crudely as a damsel in an attempt to trick a bret noble 8nto marrying him . SO TRICKSY.
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