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>New Comic:
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>New teaser
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/848958308643885056 (embed)

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753775700

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previous: >>173542696
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I CAN'T STOP PLAYING JUNKRAT
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ROADHOG BUFFS WHEN
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Let's do this again
>Most player hero of each class
>Fuck, marry, kill, befriend
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Genji needs nerfs!!!
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>>173586776
Same
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WHY DOESNT ANYONE RESPECT THE SNIPERS?
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Are we getting an update on Tuesday? I hope it's going to be an event like the Halloween one but with more choices to choose from with characters.
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Genji buffs when
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>be support bitch because no one wants to play a fucking support
>been doing this since S3
>asshole teammates look at my career profile when they see me lock on a dps
>they see have an X amount of time as Ana only
>gets pissy and reports me for throwing

Is the Overwatch community the worst gaming community of all time?
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>>173586868
>Fuck
Tracer
>Marry
Reaper
>Kill
D.Va
>Befriend
Sombra
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Here comes T. Racer!
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>>173586868
>Fuck
D.Va
>Marry
Mercy
>Kill
Torb
>Befriend
Tracer
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>>173586895
Beacuse sniper players tend to be the worst kind of people to play a team-based game with.
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>>173586940
Headshots reset his jump

Genji can now indefinitely stay in the air if he keeps getting headshots with his shurikens.
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>>173587060
What? You're joking right?
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>>173586895
This is how it is because Blizzard are too fucking stupid to put a proper scoreboard in.

>i-it'll totally stop people from being toxic!

No it won't.

When you're losing people will just assume who is playing the worst based on the hero pick they don't like. This is why picking a 'non-meta' hero will get you crucified.
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>>173586995
hope the annoying cunt gets hit by a truck
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>>173587104
Plz go pseudo trip
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>>173587104
>snipers start maining genji because they just have to hit one shot from their shuriken to dash
>all they know how to do is aim and dash
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>>173586995
>you will never befriend Tracer by bonding over how you both really want Widowmaker to sit on your face

also
>Widowmaker will never sit on your face
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>>173586614
I dunno, a melee tracer with more 'health' than reaper seems pretty powerful if you just state what I just said. But considering her abilities she seems pretty balanced IMO, Her alt-fire allows her to knock away enemies she doesn't want to deal with put some distance between her and characters like, say Reaper (ironically), She blasts Reaper with her alt fire and he gets booted about the distance of Pharah's Concussive Blast, however to deal damage she would have to get much closer to him so providing Reaper can aim (>inb4 reaper, aim, kek) she doesn't stand much of a chance.

Like always Mei catching her off guard and Roadhog can always freeze or hook her, respectively and potentially kill her rather quickly.
Genji would be able to deflect ALL her attacks, but Nanite Surge and her passive would still build up as if she hit him.
Just to clarify, If anything, I want her to be like reinhardt in that you can literally just hold W+M1 to play but you actually have to learn her skills to make her super effective.
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>>173586868
>>Most player hero of each class
Tracer
Widowmaker
Zarya
Lucio

>Fuck
Zarya
>marry
Tracer
>kill
Lucio
>befriend
Widowmaker

Sorry Lucio, but I'm a woman's woman.
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>>173587197
I never want one of those.
>where's my widowmaker
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>>173587160
Imagine playing Genji without ever touching the ground for the entirety of a match from the second you leave spawn.
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>>173586868
>Fuck
Reaper
>Marry
Ana
>Kill
D.Va
>Befriend
Mei
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>>173586868
i am not a gay
fuck Widow
marry Ana
kill Dva
befriend Tracer
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>>173586868
>Kill
Roadhog
>Fuck
young Ana
>Befriend
Soldier
>Marry
Bloo
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>>173587287
>implying you can hit someone the moment you leave spawn
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>>173586868
>Fuck
Mercy
>Marry
Mimi
>Kill
Hanzo
>Befriend
Reinhardt
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>>173587350
Stop ruining my dreams anon.
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>>173586868
>Fuck
Zarya
>Marry
Mei
>Kill
Reaper
>Befriend
Zenyatta
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>>173587220

Thanks for this comment. It's really interesting to even hear what people think about how she may interact with others. Tumblr advice is usually from people who are very casual players and aren't willing to discuss anything negative so there are a lot of angles nobody really presents for me to look at.

All in all I do think you're right that as it stands it seems like she should theoretically perform fine, probably only needing tweaks as opposed to something like a Symmetra rework.
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Every time I get a legendary it's for my least played heroe or duplicates.

(((blizzard)))
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why is everyone an amputee in overwatch
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>>173587594
I've gotten at least 15 loot boxes since Orisa went live and I've gotten one (1) voice line for her and nothing else
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>>173587645
Cyborgs are not amputees
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Please move behind the barriah.
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>>173587645

Well, the world had been plunged into a clusterfuck war between humans and machines. I'm guessing people had limbs hacked off.
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I just realized I play way better when I have to piss
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>>173587746
I just realized I play way better when I'm pissed. (drunk and angry)
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>>173587723
I'm just following my programming
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>>173587492
The only thing left to solve for is X.

What would be her damage in numbers?

I think if its supposed to be high damage per hit from her fists, its something around 40-50 hits, being only deadly if you ignore her or if she speeds up, Her alt fire does a quick and large 150, meaning on direct hit she can instantly kill Tracer, Tracer of course, shouldn't be anywhere near Mimi considering how squishy she is, Mimi's Ultimate should give her a halfway point between a full Nano boost and not being boosted at all, I assume her Nano boost is only half as effective because she used it more than Ana's, So Ana's Nano boost is of a different makeup than Mimi's, This also means the Nano boost makes Mimi's less effective, so Mimi cannot amplify the effects of Ana's, but having two Nano boosted opponents in competitive is not a fun sight. She shouldn't get a lot of healing from her passive, Only enough so that if she was engaged in a fist fight with someone else, she would beat them down and still have full health, Probably 10 or 25 health per hit.
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guys can some one explain how to rank up?

Im a noob tank

pic related
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Why is Bastion a nudist?
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>>173587657
I gave up and bought shit on her release

I immediately regret everything because I was unaware of the event prior to a week ago.
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>>173586805
>hook
>lmb
>kills more than half of the roster in 2 seconds
>"muh buff"
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>>173587968
Why is widow a nudist? in my bed, of course
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>>173587934
Pick Junkrat and spam grenades
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Is it morally wrong to only play DPS + Zarya and Zenyatta? Everything else is fucking boring desu.
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>>173587771
I actually play better slightly drunk because I'm anxious as fuck in voicechat when sober.
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>>173587934
>called noob tank
>by a widowmaker
>who was prior a hanzo
>who fucking switched off soldier
Is anybody else calling you this? I'm going to need more proof.
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>>173587657
same except I think I got even more boxes. then again I only want a few more Sombra things, couldn't care less about the robo cow.
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>>173587901
Her ultimate shouldn't be a fully powered nano boost, having two nanoboosted people, one who's guaranteed to fuck you up close range is not a good idea, especially considering the fact that typically an ult-ready genji is picked for the boost this means you have two high power, high mobility kill machines hunting you down.

That would probably clear a point faster than 6 D.va Ults.
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>>173587934
>le i have 4 golds so i must be doing good xD
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>>173588423
Holy Shit.
We weren't talking about giving her a full boost but fuck man.
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31 hours and 35 minutes
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>>173588569
until what?
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>>173588601
until the event lad
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>>173588423
Yeah I mean I never considered her having a full out nanoboost anyway. I was thinking of it raising her damage resistance more so than her actual damage.
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>>173588632
wew
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>>173588632
Can't wait to see the new Bleu skin
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>>173586868
Fuck Widow
Marry D.Va
Kill Ana (sry beb ;_;)
Befriend Tracer

By befriend I mean with benefits. To fuck. Multiple times.
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>>173588313
I solely play comp while drunk. Not nervous about anything and just having fun. It's impossible to get me angry too.
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>>173587901
I originally intended for for healing for his dealt to be a small amount like 10 anyway.
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>>173586868
>Fuck
Mei

>Marry
Pharah

>Kill
Mercy

>Reinhardt
befriend
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>>173588662
It might be a better idea just to have the full damage resistance with only half the additional damage output, It still won't stack with Ana's, but it's pretty decent nonetheless.

>inb4 no because that would be too powerful
Well, what if Sombra could hack the boost as its being applied so suddenly Mimi's no longer boosted? It would make sense for most of her abilities to be shut down by Sombra.

I just thought of the coolest Ultimate name I could think of for this.

Nano Injector.
with a small animation of Mimi being powered up.
What does she say for her Ultimate though?
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>>173586923
I would love to know as well
It might be just reveal of the event or maybe they bomb us with an update without us knowing.
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>>173587934
If you want to rank up from lowranks (up to diamond) play dps.
You CAN rank up with pretty much any character but it will be pain in the ass.
My friend was playing in low masters as Rein and he was pretty good. Now he can't get out of gold just because he's doing everything right but the team isn't. He's climbing but slow af.
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>>173588724
Well, with rapid punches and self healing all the while, it seems pretty fleshed out and I think balanced at 15, I personally think 10 is too little, because then the only thing you're outhealing is a Level 1 Torb turret, But 25 might be too much as that's 1/10th of your health so at max speed you might be recovering most of your health in just a second or two, 15 might offer the best balance between them.
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>>173586868
Befriend Reinhardt

Marry Pharah

Fuck Widowmaker

Kill Zenyatta (needed to get to Widowmakers blue pussy)
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>was just playing a game on kings row
>called out winston, using the term "monkey"
>black guy on team starts getting quite angry over the mic
>tells me a shouldn't use the term monkey because "it's discriminative and fucking racist"

He was legitimately angry too.
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>>173588804
Not sure what she'd say yet.
She has a very high opinion of herself and is seriously hand to hand combat adept. Probably something hugely cocky.

I like the name but I did kind of feel attached to the fact that her character is based on berserkers. Hmmm.

Also I realized people would probably do something like use her boost ult and then the moment it runs out, nanoboost her lmfao.
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>>173588926
>*Ana's nanoboost sound, but slightly altered*
>'Come on! COME AT ME!'
I certainly wouldn't want to hear that.
>*Ana's ACTUAL nanoboost sound*
>'Now you're gonna get it!'
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so... video preview of tomorrow's event will be up today? maybe?
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>>173588994
I love that Jeff knows about the "developer update" videos that the one guy edits
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>>173588994
>>173589030
Jeff is a bro
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Why couldn't they make zarya look like D.Va without mech and stuff something else into the mech?
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>>173588981
Probably some varying lines, just like when other's are Nanoboosted.
>Enemy Mimi: 'Oooh, You're done for now!'
>Allied Mimi: 'Come on, Come at me!'
>Allied Mimi, being boosted by Ana: 'You're powered up, Get in there!' 'Now you're gonna get it!'
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>>173589104
don't you have some f2p asia grinder to play
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>>173589125
I'd say the enemies should be hearing "come at me" and the allies something like "they're gonna get it"
cause she wouod definitely be taunting her enemies to come closer.
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>>173589125
>No Limits
>everyone pops their ults
>entire enemy team, almost in sync, so its borderline earrape: 'OOOH, YOU'RE DONE FOR NOW!'
>entire team: 'CCCCOME OCOCOME ON, CCCCOME ACOME AT COME AT ME!'
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>>173589196
no literally all of them are trash
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>>173588994
Jeff taking it like a man. Such a shame he's forced at gunpoint to shape the game to appease the SJW faggot crowd.
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>>173589240
>come at me bro makes a comeback
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>1v1, owning, tracers up next guy tells me hes gonna win cause hes a tracer main
>ask him to 1v1 as tracer only in custom game
>"ok but i dont see how you hope to win, i solo q reacer to masters
>he was 4200
>he won 3 rounds, lost 7 in a row with 3 perfects
>mfw im silver
>he tells me this is definitely not my account and im a piece of shit for making people think a silver shitter owned them

This fucking game man.
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>>173588128
>what is zarya shield
>what is defense matrix
>what is reinhardt
>what is orisa
>what is deflect
also how the hooked target is left much further from hog increased survivability of all sub 250 hp targets by like 30%
His gameplay completely revolves around the one shot gimmick, if he can't do that, he is a useless hero
Removing the only thing he is good at basically removes him from the game.

Yes, he needs a slight buff to compensate with his now shittier hook
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>>173588994
>tfw last devupdate was awhile ago
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>>173589218
Then probably flip around the self nanoboosts.
I forgot to mention the enemy Ana-boost too.
>Player Ult: 'Come on, Come at me!'
>Enemy Mimi: 'Come on, Come at me!'
>Allied Mimi: 'Oooh, You're done for now!'
>Enemy Mimi, being boosted by Ana: 'Warīhum quwitik!' 'You want some of this?'
>Allied Mimi, being boosted by Ana: 'You're powered up, Get in there!' *Laugh* 'Now they're gonna get it!'
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why is this game so fucking dull, boring and lifeless. reached master and probably can push to gm but the competitive sr grind in this game is so fucking horrible. scrims and pug's are way more fun and that's being generous.
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>>173589338
And that concludes another day on shit-that-never-happend land.
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>>173589218
I've just been reading this ult chain and all I can think of is Mimi being the ultimate 'come at me bro' type despite me imagining her being as edgy as Reaper.
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>>173589503
>translation: "tf2 is better reee"
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>>173589515
Stay bad
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>>173589565
At this point, we're lucky we don't have any actual W+M1 heroes that leave a DoT on you.
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>>173589302
he was ok in that interview but the guy asked him wtf questions at some points, at least we discovered that a cat hero was in their minds when they were thinking about what type of things they should add to the early roster; that he havent watched the fast & furious franchise and that he got 10 kilos of pbutter to please his inner harambe

>>173589461
yeah, thats sad because that means no dinoflask updates ;_;
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>>173589338
You're probably really good at shooters, but bad at overwatch. I've been watching some bronze games VOD reviews, and its basically that, people that have really good aim, but lack positioning and knowledge of maps and counters. I suggest you start looking for that type of content, about what heroes can combo and how X hero counters Y hero, etc.
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>>173589536
Battle wise she is very cocky so she would have a come at me bro type personality in a fight
Personality in general she is hot stubborn, prideful and hot headed and would /definitely/ make fun of Reaper for being edgy.
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>>173589464
Imagine her having voice lines to shutting down ults.
>Mcree: 'IIIITS HIIIIGH NO-'*death by mimi*
>Mimi: 'No, it really isn't!'

>Soldier 76: 'I've got you in my sights!'
*death*
>Mimi: 'Lotta good that didya!'

>Reaper: 'DIE! DIE! DI-awwgh' *dead*
>Mimi: 'Stop! Stop! STOP! *chuckle*'

>Killing D.Va shortly after D.va unleashes her ultimate
>D.va: 'NERF THIS!'
>hwaah.mp4
>Mimi: 'BUFF THIS!'
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>>173586734
you guys ever had success in taunting the enemy team/player to the point where they get frustrated and reckless?

i'm not sure how thin skinned people are to fall for it, but I've noticed every once in a while that forcing someone to go rageReaper or Roadhog and emoting/t-bagging/judging their every mistake can sometimes really irk someone.
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>>173589651
Its pointless to try anything in silver, made a smurf and placed in diamond but i have no free time to play anymore
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>>173589503
>reached master
as a reinhardt I assume?
People like you should just kill themselves
>HURR I GOT TO MASTER THE GAME'S SO BAD
what are you trying to prove here? Are you actually attempting to argue about personal preferences you fucking retard?

Overwatch' comp is a lot more generous compared to other games with ranked play.
In a game like League of Kids you have to play, let alone WIN over 50 games in a row to climb even one league. In overwatch you only need like 15-20 wins in a row.
Also, ranked play is always a "grind"
You're supposed to enjoy playing, not just absent mindedly grind ranks, idiot.
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Why do other girls always main mercy?
I mean, she isn't fun to play and easily gets out-healed by Lucio.
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>>173589862
>rage reaper

I didn't even know that was a thing.
Rage Roadhog, I haven't heard of but I know, but Rage Reaper?
jesus christ that's terrifying
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woah I'm playing with esports ppl does that mean I'm a pro? Rank 15 teammate
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>>173589852

I feel like those are more D.Va esque than Mimi but she probably would have some good lines of that nature.

>Reaper: Die! Die! Di-aughh.
>Mimi: Old man's lost his touch
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>>173589910
first of all Lucio shouldat speedboost at least 50% of the time so if Lucio heals more than Mercy he's doing it wrong. also women main Mercy because you don't need aim or game sense to play Mercy. she is the girlfriend hero by design.
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Dedicated CTF map when
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>>173589910
>Why do other girls always main mercy?
I'm actually a guy, and whenever I play a support role unless told otherwise or the position is taken I play Mercy.
>I mean, she isn't fun to play
Unfortunately this is true, my teammates never protect me, Probably because I am not qt3.14 gamur grill.
>and easily gets out-healed by Lucio.

now hol up
In direct healing mercy beats Lucio, if your team is clustered together then Mercy should be the one healing the team, everyone should be close enough to heal and it should definitely beat Lucio.
Lucio, on the other hand, is great for healing uncoordinated teams, or doing what Lucio is best at doing and wallriding, this way he can heal and have a hard time being hit at the same time.
I'd much rather have a Lucio AND a Mercy though, thank you.
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
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>>173589985
What the fuck are you talking about? Yes, lucio shouldnt just be "speedboost out of spawn", but its not like hes not allowed to outheal everyone. In fact, if you're not outhealing everyone as lucio you're playing him wrong.
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>>173589961
Trying to find the fine line that is Mimi between edgy edgelord Reaper, some super cocky boxer and D.va's childish nature.
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OCfags kill yourselves.
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>>173590045
why would you play mercy over ana? ana is just much better if you can aim
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>>173590171
fight me you little shit
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>>173590182
>if you can aim
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>>173590091
>not outhealing him
bitch

I got 10,000 healing done as lucio once and got silver
that tells me two things
1: My teammates are fucktarded bullet sponges who took over 20,000 damage
and 2: My Teammates Are Fucktarded Bullet Sponges Who Took Over 20,000 Damage.
the only other healer was a mercy who I protected with my own life whenever possible.

Probably why I did so little healing was because I was eating bullets instead.
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>>173590182
>ana is just much better if you can aim

think about that for a second there

if I could aim why the fuck would I play mercy
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>>173586868
>Most played
Bastion
Lucio
Mccree
>Fuck
Tracer
>Marry
Bastion
>Kill
Zenyatta
>Befriend
Rein
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It's really fun running into this 6-stack GM tryhards in QP

Really fun
>>
hello where are the overmemes
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>>173590171
Please.

Explain why you're right and we're wrong for expressing our creative ideas regardless of whether or not they'll be acted upon.

I would love, LOVE to hear this.
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Which hero is the richest?
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I am going to get deaththreats if I atk Sym on Hableu's 8k viewer streaM?
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>>173590363
gid gud trash kid lol
>being this bad at the game
>waaaaa waaaaa the matchmaking waaa waaaa
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>>173590372
stale facebook tier meme
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>>173590372
New Meme is Mimiposting
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>>173590436
D.Va.

Can you fucking comprehend how much those m.e.k.a's cost?

And she's just sending them off into the distance for contained nuclear explosions.
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Can you believe that after a whole year we're back around roughly to where we started?
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>>173586868
>most played
Offense: Soldier 76
Defense: Junkrat/Mei
Tank: Roadhog
Healer: Ana

>Fuck
Widow
>Marry
Mercy
>Kill
weeb fucking shits
>Befriend
Roadhog
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>>173590436
Maybe Symmetra, since she has an actual job?
It would be Mercy if she was a real doctor and not pissing around volunteering at warzones.
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>>173590443
>why yes, I do assemble a team of 6 GMs for quickplay on-season
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>>173590351
>Marry
Bastion
>Kill
Zenyatta

Is that some kind of Omnic love triangle?

>>173590436
Roadhog/Junkrat
Stole the damn crown jewels

Or Mercy due to some patents or some shit
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>>173590573
>Reaper
>Countering Tanks

barely even remember this.
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>>173590684
Yeah remember when Reaper was the tank buster and bastion was the 'i just raped your entire team now i'm here for you'
and he was 'un-fucking-stoppable'
Seriously, all you had to do was to have a genji deflect.

It would have solved EVERYTHING.
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>>173590436

Torb could make sense as he has played a part in the development of a lot of shit.
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>>173590251
Nigga, LITERALLY EVERYTIME i play lucio i get a gold medal with 13,000+ healing done
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>>173590436
D.Va is a famous actress/pro gamer/ military personnel.

She's probably loaded.
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>>173590754
ok
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>>173590351
He means "who would fmkb from your most played rooster" you fucking retard
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>>173590761
Yes but

>Teammates

>over 20,000 damage
how the fuck do you take that much damage?
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They should have swapped Widow and Ana desu
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>>173590754
>Genji jumps in front of Bastion
>"I am ready"
>Bastion stops shooting
>Bastion melts Genji and his entire team
lol
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>>173590439
Spam "i kek all" on the game chat and print it
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>>173590436
Zen because he has understood true wealth comes from personal improvement instead of material possesions
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>>173590756
Isn't Sweden also one of the richest countries?
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what even is the plot of overwatch
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>>173589030
What videos?
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*Mimishitposting intensifies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAgSqpg9W2U
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>>173590835
You're really new to 4chan, huh? You dont need to greentext on every fucking post you make
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>>173590681
Zenyatta is a isolated omnic, worse kind of omnic.
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>>173590754
not even, Bastions primary counter was just not acting stupid in general, ambushes or Tank Mode aside
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>>173590436
>Genji and Hanzo pre-fallout
>D.Va
>Symmetra
>Lucio?
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>>173590957
Dinoflask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbDv7imglLI
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>>173590863
That's the thing though, Right before deflect ended you'd swift strike and start double jumping around Bastion.
Provided bastion wasn't a former Soldier 76 he'd wonder why the fuck he couldn't find you but was still taking damage.
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>>173590948
There were some bad robots destroying the world and then the Overwatch came and stopped them and then people got mad at Overwatch for some reason so Overwatch went away

It don't make no mufuckin sense
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>>173590972
Why not?
I use greentext to highlight particular things.

Seriously, how the fuck do you take 20,000+ damage and not have eaten several d.va ults?
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I wasn't around for a while. What is this new event I keep hearing about? Or there will be just new skins? Do the extra characters finally get their laughing / sitting emotes?
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How do we fix Sombra?
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>>173590994
Lucio gives all his record earnings to impoverished street kids so they can buy crack for their abusive families. What a nice guy.
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>>173591084
The new event occurs on the eleventh, Tomorrow, it's called Uprising and as far as I know we're getting skins, we're just not sure what they are yet.
We're also getting a new PVE event and some other updates.

Such as Custom Games Mcree having infinite Peacekeeper ammo.
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>>173590948
Overwatch was made to stop the Omnic Crisis, after being successful it was made into a UN Backed World Police Force that also promoted research and development of new technology.

Then shit hit the fan between Jack/Gabe and it blew the fuck up. Five years later Winston called up his bestie Tracer and now they are trying to restart Overwatch.
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>>173591097
with my penis
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>>173591081
Yea, i saw the conversation you had with that other anon, but greentexting isnt the same as using "*" to highlight shit, like this was tumblr or something
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>>173591097
We don't.

We just nerf all other characters until she's dragged them all down to her level.
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>>173591152
Great, thanks.
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>>173591007
>video comments are just quotes from the video
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>watching old overwatch vids
>decide to watch a q&a even though they're usually super awkward
>this guy walks up
Never again
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>post yfw when Blizz wasted time, money and effort to allow us to simultaneously use 4 voicelines and 4 emotes
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Post lewd feet.
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>>173591191
That's it? What about Talon and Widowmaker assassinating that omnic and whatnot
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>>173590967
Now someone post this pic but edited with Mimi.
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>>173591245
That's every amusing video's comment section. Do you not watch many youtube videos?
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>>173591272
Kill yourself.
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>>173588569
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>>173591264
Best update ever IMO

Now I can sit and taunt in the same game without leaving first.
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>>173591337
Just post 'em nigga
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>>173591303
No. I'm new to the internet.
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>>173591281
Video edit of Bender putting his arms back on but Mimi instead
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>>173591396
Good.
Look up R34, It's the thirty-first shade of red, it's actually pretty neato if you ask me.
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>>173591414
Fucking Mimi couldn't go one day without becoming a meme.
about as unfunny as harambe doing 9/11
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How to fix OW

Remove all barriers except reins

remove genji

remove ana
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>>173591545
leave only solder remove all other heroes.
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>>173591272
Please, anyone?
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>>173591595
Call of Duty: Beyond Warfare.
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>>173591545
>Remove all barriers except reins
what would you replace them with

also bastion needs to be removed
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>>173591605
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hi4ahSMmsA
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How to ruin Overwatch:

Just keep releasing shit, non-viable characters. Oh wait, Blizz does that anyway.
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I really hope that one leak about Doomfist is true.

Just because I want to see the salt of people being one shot while at full health.
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>>173591695
>filthy frank

lol xD
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>>173591695
There. Found the underaged edgy reaper main.
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Any australians online? I've been deranked to low-gold due to shitters,sub-humans and children.

I nearly broke my fucking keyboard out of rage
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>>173589892
No not as braindead, retarded op fucking reinhardt, I played DPS primarily Mccree or Genji. Do you enjoy playing the game then you fucking moron? You don't sound like you enjoy playing the game
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What is this autistic Mimi shit
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>>173591767
what leak
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>>173590436
Mercy is a world renowned doctor, former member of Overwatch, and invented state of the art life-saving technology.

Otherwise, probably D.Va.
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>>173591819
I don't even play reaper.
I just found it appropriate.
Considering what blizz is doing to OW at this point.
And the number of people who requested Roadhog receive a FUCKING BUFF.
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>start losing
>pick Roadhog
>start winning

It feels dirty, but I have to do it.
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>>173591847
It's an anon's Tumblr OC.
She brought it here to receive actual criticism because tumblr was too nice.
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>>173591963
There was this one anon who posted a leak claiming to be a blizz employee who went 'fuck it' and reported doomfist and his abilities, which included a super jump like pharah's large jump, and he could slam into the ground and whoever was caught right next to him instantly died or something.
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>team getting rolled
>widowmaker rage quits
>backfill zarya stomps enemy team and takes back the game

Post your smug Zaryas.

I know you have them.
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>>173592029
>overexplaining why you're not a reaper main to hide the fact youre a reaper main
Sure kiddo
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>>173592221
So Winston's leap but with damage?

Woooow amaaazinnng
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>>173592153
I see. Thanks for being straight forward.
Still highly autismal but hey it could be far worse.
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>>173592228
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>>173592228
>play 3v3 elims for lootboxes because i havent gotten mine yet
>play mercy
>we have a roadhog and another player who I can't remember, might've been mcree
>rick roll two of the enemy team
>notice widowmaker shots right next to me
>she shot at me from behind four fucking times and missed every single one, I wasn't aware she existed
>turn around to shoot her
>widowmaker leaves the game, we hadn't even shot at her yet
kek
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>>173592228
She needs nerfing
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>>173591824
I'm online. You sound like a horrible person btw.
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>>173592326
I-I went to the trainig range so i could warm up! I swear!
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>>173592286
I find it to be an actually pretty balanced OC, I helped her figure out some stuff for her too, she only had an ability, a passive and an ult and I made it two abilities, a passive and an ultimate by swapping some of them around.
I've just been trying to figure out what her voicelines would be.
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>>173592332
>>173592228
Little known fact, Zarya's barrier isn't charged by enemy attacks, but their incredible saltiness at her.
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>>173586868
>Befriend
Genji
>Kill
Bastion
>Fuck
Ana
>Marry
D.Va
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>>173592430
My opponents must be extremely salty then, considering my barrier goes from 0-40 in less than a second.
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>>173592118
>play some qp koth with Orisa because still don't believe she is shit (she is tho)
>get in with 5 random people
>enemy team is a 4 and 2 stack
>ohboyherewego
>lose the first round terribly
>second round
>enemy team gets cheeky and jumps off the map giving us a win to show how good they are
>final round
>switch to roadhog
>enjoy the rage messages after the crushing victory
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>>173592519
>>173592430
>>173592228

>See enemy roadhog hook ally off screen
>aim in front of his face and mash E
>ally is bubbled right as they get in his face
>instant 40 charge
>roadhog gets sleep darted
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>>173592359
How? I'm fucking pissed off mate. All these cunts from gold to platinum are really stupid and have deranked me to low gold, I'm nearly in FUCKING SILVER. I just want to be in high platnium, this fucking ranking system is so shit.
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>>173592625
That shit makes my blood boil
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>>173592228
I don't win many backfills.
But when I do.
I want to hug you like big fuzzy syberian bear.
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>>173592680
I don't have anymore reaction zaryas for that so instead I'll just say :^)
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I want to learn Genji. But I'm a bit conflicted. Guides about Genji say that you should always flank and hunt down the enemy support, but from what I've watched from known people who are above the rest with Genji, they do a lot of pot shots on tanks and only dealing with healers mid-fight. I rarely even see them flank. Which one is the most logical thing to do?
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>>173592847
>instead I'll just say :^)
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>>173591272
:^)
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>>173592286
According to the creator:
>Her name is Mimi
>She's a 'super tanky offense'
>Her primary weapon is her fists.
These do a decent amount of damage and any braindead player will be killed if they ignore her long enough.
>1st Ability/Alt-fire
It is a knock back gun that does heavy damage and I would imagine works similarly to a mix of Earthshatter (cone attack) and Pharah's concussive blast (large knock back). I said 150 damage to take care of squishies like Tracer rather quickly, and deterring anyone from getting close.
>Nanite Surge
Her second ability, Nanite Surge, allows a slow increase in attack speed and movement speed for every time you hit someone, it doesn't last too long, and it has a decent cooldown speed so you aren't refreshing it every time it wears off.
>Passive Ability
Her passive ability allows her to heal through hitting her enemies, so she can stay in fights longer if she just keeps hitting enemies.
>Nano Injector
An alternate version of Ana's Nano boost, this gives the same damage reduction but half the damage boost, It also only applies this to Mimi.
Mimi has 200 health and 50 armor, this filling her role as a 'tanky offense', as armor takes less damage than health and its permanent armor.
Of course, she described it much better, and has some pretty good fan art even some porn of her.
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>>173593082
believe me when I say the way she described it was not like how I did, I sound like a fucking 4 year old coming up with this shit on the fly.
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>>173592625
>>173592847
Here's one
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>>173593272
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>game starts
>see orisa on enemy team
>we win

Thanks for the 5 vs 6
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>>173593272
One more I have
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>>173593272
I'll contribute with the only one I have, not exactly smug
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>>173592945
add me odin#5006 ; master (deranked to diamond lmao) genji main and i could get you in the right direction
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>>173593373
I swear I'm going to go on Overwatch and play Orisa just to fuck someone's day over.
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>>173593373
she takes so much fucking damage its insane. easily the weakest tank
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>>173593373
i just saw someone in diamond who only played orisa and had like 58% win rate.
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>>173593427
>>173593378
>>173593321
>>173593272
Bless you anon.
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>>173593453
What the fuck do you think Fortify and the Barrier are for?
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>>173593373
this desu
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Mimi is best OW meme.

She doesn't exist within the universe officially but I believe Reaper is straight solely because of it.

Fucking fight me.
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>>173593556
what does Fortify even actually do? I mean I get it stops Rein's charge but I don't see it adding any health or stopping damage at all
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>>173590436
1. D.va
2. Mercy
3. Pharah
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>>173592652
Never respond to me again, thanks.
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>>173593756
It reduces damage, not stops it.
It prevents almost if not all CC effects (earthshatter, charge, steel trap, even zarya ult.)
It turns her entire body gold.

The reason she's so weak is because she has the fucking biggest head and she's a tank, so you naturally aim for the weak spot which would be the head.
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>>173593453
Blizzard needs to patch in a feature with Orisa that when you get hit, a flash card appears on your screen that says "HEY RETARD YOU'RE GETTING SHOT AT USE FUCKING SHIFT"
>>
Why is Symmetra so hot in drawings and doujins but fucking disgusting ingame?

Shes a poo in loo, but still...
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>>173593880

Fortify also stops Mei's freeze.

And yeah, she's as vulnerable to headshots as Winston was before the tweaks.
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>>173593758
Why Pharah? Other than having an early inheritance.
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>>173593556
>Fortifiy
Literally just wait a few seconds before shredding her again, or if you're on mic scream at your team to focus her down.

>Barrier
Do you seriously think 900hp barricade doesn't take too long to destroy? Even Winston's 600hp huge ass dome is hard to destroy because it fucks with your team's position.
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>>173593893
this, remembering shift exist is hard
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>>173594015
>It prevents almost if not all CC effects (examples being)
Mei's Endothermic Blaster IS a CC effect, it won't slow Orisa down and Blizzard won't affect her movement.
Speaking of which, another downside to being huge and having an even bigger hitbox on your head is being slow, I could hit that and I can't even aim.
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>>173594027
Her outfit is probably most expensive after D.va's mech.
>>173593956
She is very good looking in game, like every other girl for their race.
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>>173588450
23000 blocked
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>>173594039
that's the point

I wasn't defending her, I was saying how weak she is if those are what she enters the game with.

I actually thought this character was powerful, now she's just a sniper magnet.
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Sombra's hack now disables passives as well.
Y/N?
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>>173594191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s
HOLY SHIT.
>>
I'm new to watching competitive streams for Overwatch. I'm also only Gold-Plat at the game. But I want to know why pro-teams never position themselves near the choke when on defence?

For example, on Kings Row, the team on defence pretty much always sets up their Rein and tanks right on the choke and that's where the barrier war takes place. But in pro matches, they will set up on the point and invite the attacking team in. Stuff like this seems to happen on every map, in one way or another.

I assume there's a massive advantage to doing it, but what is it?
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>>173594220
>she's just a sniper magnet.

Fucking this.D'Va's critbox is harder to snipe but Orisa makes it seem like Widow's bullet or Hanzo's log homes in on her head.
All it takes to kill her is two shots, one to remove the armor and one to delete her from the game.
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>>173594243
>Hanzo spontaneously forgets how to wall climb

how do i climb wall
thats like Spiderman saying

how do i shot web

It's a meme at some point in time but now's not that time.
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QUICK!
Think of a passive for a character that doesn't have one!
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>You have one game
>Whoever (hero) you kill is removed from the entirety of the OW universe.
Who do you kill and who do you spare?
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>>173594425
i wouldn't kill anyone
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>>173594425
kill all of them, soldier being last.

I can actually kill things with soldier, so it'd be a matter of time before Overwatch was a game with no heroes to play.
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>>173594414
Reaper slowly regenerates HP at a rate of 2/s
This regeneration speeds up to 5/s when in wraith form or while teleporting
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>>173593860
Kill yourself
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>>173594521
He already has a passive. Gets 50hp off dead bodies
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>>173594521
>but reaper's passive is that he eats souls to regain health
>reaper already has a passive
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>>173594414
Tracer gets faster the more people she kills without dying
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>>173593956
>why are characters drawn more attractive than they actually are for the purpose of personal appeal
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>>173594568
>>173594594
He needs another one
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Someone wise once said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Under that definition, ranked Overwatch is insanity.
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>>173594414
Dva is faster while out of mech
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>>173594623
>visions of the eyelander

God no please
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>>173594361
S76 forgets how to run already.
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>>173594651
>"""""for a character that doesn't have one!"""""
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>>173594623

This. But for Genji

2% extra movement speed per kill for a max of 10%
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>>173594816
Let's give genji 4 passives a when some characters don't even have 1!
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>>173594816
Are you kidding? If anyone needs this its Sombra
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>>173594902
Implying sombra can kill people
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>>173594414
Zenyatta regenerates his shield 50% faster or the time it takes to regenerate his shield is halved.
I think this is acceptable since he's literally a floating square hitbox with no mobility.
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>>173594969
You might as well just up and admit you're Silver
>>
>Volskaya A
>a single fucking genji flanks to the point
>both our tanks just leave the fucking choke and go chasing him through half the map
i want to die
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>>173594623
>this
>get a friend on enemy team
>have him sit next to his spawn
>kill him as tracer
>infinite speed
are you sure about this?
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i hope we see rules of nature Genji today or tomorrow
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>>173594969
>can't play any other DPS aside from Soldier

#justbronzethings
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>>173594902
>+10% hacking speed for each successful hack
>up to a maximum of 100%
>10 sec duration
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Fellow girls of /owg/
Who do you main in comp? For me it's Soldier and Zarya
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>>173595076
Same, I don't like any of his current skins
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>>173595114
I'm very relieved that you don't work for Blizzard
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>>173595076
Meanwhile, his brother is ignored as usual
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>>173595191
Because he's SHHHHIIIIITTTTTT
>>
Are the changes to draw mechanics being implemented across the board tomorrow, or will it be restricted to Hanamuru/Eichenwald?
>>
Winston but every time he dies it plays this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GkwUAn25Ps but every time he kills something he does more damage gets more health and moves faster with reduced ability cooldowns.
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>>173595176
>implying anyone at blizzard are more competent than him
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>>173594414
Zenyatta can't be junk trapped because he floats

Very situational and almost entirely useless but I think it should exist.
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>>173595114
Sombra's Hack is already at 0.5 and you want to speed it up twice as fast?
Fuck no, that's called overbuffing.
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>>173595241
To all capture points on 2cp and hybrid maps.
>>
>landing on an enemy as Winston makes them take increased tickle damage

Discuss
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>>173595114
this is some league-tier design right here
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Post your balance opinions and your profile

>Genji and Ana are broken and should be removed from the game
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>>173595245
This is hell.


This is true hell, I never thought I would see it.
But it's here.
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>>173595114
>press M2 for instant hack

This would be so funny and overpowered as fuck.
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>>173595071
Not Tracer's fault if the enemy is throwing :^)
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>>173595382
>nah i dps only :^]
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>>173595426
First time seeing niggers in public spaces?
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>>173595382
>8 hours genji
>Genji and Ana are broken and should be removed from the game
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>>173595191
>liking Hanzo

Your fault for having shit taste desu.
>>
>>173595481
The enemy doesn't even have to be throwing

its just imbalanced in general

you get a good tracer who takes out a few squishies and then it's a miracle anyone can hit anything
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>>173594414
soldier enhancement program: soldier:76 takes less damage while running
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Rate my slav laser dyke

No comp stats because I'm practicing for season 5
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>>173595495
No, just imagine >>173595245
On one hand, you become more overpowered with each kill.

On the other hand, every time you die you are forced to relive a dead meme in the making.
>>
I fucking hate this ana "offensive assist" card
why no darts landed or solo kills card
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>>173595689
>solo kills card

She does get solo kills card if she actually do get them.
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>>173595670
Yeah man, let's just buff Solider
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>>173593082
Wait, her alternate fire does 150 damage? ANd is basically a Rein ult?
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>>173595679
Seems to me you're better than 95% of people who play her
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>>173595793
T-thanks anon, y-you too.
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Are they gonna announce the event before it goes up?

What time did the other events actually start?
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>>173595670
>soldier enhancement program
>Soldier 76 bullets are now helix rockets
>his helix rocket is now as big as Reinhardt and deals splash damage with tons of knockback
>You can now run on walls with sprint
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>>173595087
I play DPS Zenyatta
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>>173595843
I don't actually remember them announcing anything aside from the summer games and halloween events.
AFAIK they make an announcement the same time the event goes live.
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>>173586868
Fuck Rein
Marry Mercy
Kill Torbjorn
Befriend Jack
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>>173595789
No, it's a cone like reinhardt's, but it is not a mini reinhardt ult, it doesn't stun anyone, it merely knocks them back, Like a pharah blast.
>>
I surely can't be the only one seeing the following scenario in Plat

>"Hey we could use a Rein"
>You switch to Rein since nobody else will
>In spite of being in position, trying to support your teammates and doing everything in your power to be a good rein, your team is fucking about elsewhere/not healing/not shooting pharah or telling Hog to fuck off
>End up with either no shield or the enemy rein starting a close-range charge, forcing you to charge back while the enemy team moves in with SWAT-team precision while your team wastes 5 ults and dies.
>>
Why the fuck is defender spawn is so fucking close last points on maps? I don't know how many matches I lost because faggots just keep trickling in and keeping up the overtime.
>>
weapon pickups are now a thing
flying widow Pharahs
genji with rocket launchers
Lucio with assault rifle

>implying you wouldn't play it
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>>173595871
This has gone from 'what character needs a passive' to 'how brokenly overpowered can we make this autistic fuck'
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>>173596080
It's so that things aren't leant too far in the Attacker's favour. The first point on all maps favors attack, the last point favors defence.
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>>173596070
>Hey let's take high ground
>Understood!
>team can't shoot from a higher angle
>>
>dicking around on my smurf playing torb attack
>we absolutely steam roll the enemy team
>I also manage to get two hammer kills with molten core so I'm feeling pretty happy
>duo queue of my team calls me out for playing torb and not a "real dps"
>we still win easily
>next game I come up against them
>calls me a bitch in all chat
>pick soldier
>absolutely shit on them

See it wouldn't be fair for me to play like that on my smurf.
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>>173596105
>genji's with rocket launchers

I'd play the fuck out of that.

Fuck, Reaper might actually have to RELOAD.
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>>173596183
why do you think we care about your plat adventures
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>>173595382
nerf zen
nerf dva
buff pharah
:^)
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>>173596234
because gold shitters gonna shit
>>
What are the signs that you'll win the match?
>team instalocks Rein and 76
>enemy team has Orisa
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>>173594414
Roadhog continously loses health, but do extra damage for health lost
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>>173596183
Haha! You sure showed them.
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>>173596334
> I join the game
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>>173596334
Now all you need is a competent support.

Good luck.
>>
>>173596183
Nice blog.
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>>173595789
Still ludicrously overpowered. Three squishies grouped on the point? You'd be getting one-shot multikills left and right.
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New episode of Bastion and Torbjorn adventure when?
>>
Is the teleporteur-anon here?
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>>173596447
direct to
>>173596039
>>
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
WELCOME TO UNIT LOST, I AM STYLOSA
AND WHAT IF

YOU COULD BAN MAPS????
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>>173595740
I guarantee you she doesn't, or the priority is insanely skewed like reinhart damage shielded
I just lost this game and got a card for 3 offensive assists
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>>173596183
Looks like you found your level, anon.
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>>173596447
Only if all three of them were Tracer.

As a matter of fact it would be pretty overpowered having her in No Limits at all, considering she can destroy any hero by everyone on the team focusing.

Probably 75 HP and a knockback? It needs to be a high damage attack.
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>>173593082
Found it for anyone who cares
https://renegademimi.tumblr.com/post/149207315705/owarinomimi-introducing-my-beloved-overwatch-oc
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>>173596504
I love you Stylosa.
>>
>Stylosa analyzes video footage of other players and tells them they are shit
>hes shit himself

Stick to reading patch notes you crooked tooth Bongistanian.
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>>173595843
https://countingdownto.com/countdown/event-11-april-2017-countdown-clock

The announcement was that teaser they put out last week and we won't see anything else until the event goes live like with the last few events unless something gets leaked again.
>>
>>173596512
You do know that solo kills means you killed the enemy all by yourself having no damage from any other of your teammates right?
You might be confusing yourself that Elims = Solo Kill, also she's a support so I wouldn't be surprised if dps-centric cards are low priority.
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>>173596336
10/10

I love you
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>>173596646
As bad as Sty is "Your Overwatch" makes him look like a god.
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>>173596336
How bout he loses health whenever he moves around because he's a fat fuck and he needs his inhaler to keep on going about.
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>>173596586
http://blackwatchmimi.tumblr.com/
This is the one I was looking at.
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Hi guys! It's Jeff from the Overwatch team!
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>>173596815
that's why I stick to cute twink Skyline
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>>173596825
How bout i stuff my fist in your butt
>>
S76 is so fucking broken. I carried myself from Gold to Masters in one fucking day after I started playing him. I've been trying to play fucking McCree for months. Wow, he is so fucking OP.
>>
>>173596931
>>173596815
>>173596646
>>173596594
>>173596504


play the fucking game instead of watching other people do it you cucks.
>>
>>173596953
l-lewd!
>>
private career profiles when? i don't want anyone to see that i have 100 hours on mercy in QP when i don't even like her anymore
>>
>>173596824
>my hanzo phase
>so moody

>...your what
>>
>>173597004

I would probably have nevergot out of silver if it wasn't for Skyline.
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>>173596646
He has GM and Master accounts doesn't he? Also looks pretty white to me.
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>>173597029
Why you abandoned her anon?
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>>173596929
mimi


pls
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>>173596646
guy has to get boosted by Valkia to get into GM but claims he could get into top 500 with a bit of luck.
>oi guys I'm GM on several secret accounts, I swear
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>>173597094
Stylosa a cute
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>tfw you get carried to fuck by an RPing insta-lock shimada brothers duo stack
>>
>>173596521
Or if they'd taken one hit from phara, a couple long range blasts from hog, etc.

Anyway, are there a lot of people theorizing their own heroes? Are they just doing it for shits, or do some actually hope to see their designs implemented? I've never seen one which seemed reasonable.
>>
>>173597004
You seem really upset. mmmm
>>
>>173597131
Stylosa a shit
>>
OI GUYS

STYLOSA HERE N WHALECUM TO UNIT LOST

HAVE YOU EVER WON A MATCH IN OVERWATCH?LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW.
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>>173597167
I always figured every hero was possible, with enough balance tweaks.

I don't have an Overwatch hero myself, because every time I think of a character I immediately imagine them destroying whatever game they were in.
So I stick to trying to balance other heroes rather than my own, They have a much better chance than me.
>>
>>173597094
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/SteakBake-21426

he's barely Master. still checking his youtube though because he has no life and is usually the first to have a video on new stuff.
>>
>>173595871
sounds like a ultimate that got scrapped
>>
OhNickel is worst overwatch utuber.
No personality.
>>
>>173597359
>he has no life and is usually the first to have a video on new stuff
He has enough subscribers to earn a living off making videos though. It's probably his job now. Getting invited to Blizzard events and promotional things seems like a pretty good life desu
>>
>>173597458
>Hi
>My name is Nickel
>Ohnickel
Every fucking video he sounds the exact same way.
>>
MY NAME IS NICKEL
OHNICKEL
AND I'M HERE TODAY TO REMIND YOU FOR THE 10000000000TH TIME ABOUT MY STUPID GIVEAWAY
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>>173596646
>>173597124
>>173597004
>>173597359

>hating on based stylosa

Don't bully. He's done nothing wrong! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>173597030
Poor hanzo
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>>173597458
That's not how you spell timthetatman
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>>173597458
>>173597465
>>173597531
>>173597532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxPMHtiJh30
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Thoughts on this guy?
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>confirmation LITERALLY in reach

hnnnnnnng
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>>173597717
don't watch him
>>
WHY IS TOMORROW SO FAR AWAY
>>
>be 3150
>enjoying diamond elo heaven
>almost always even matches
>always fun and good comps
>get premades trying to carry golds
>nosedive into 2900
>UH OH
>get all the cancerous people from high plat and tank all the way to 2650

It's gonna take a while to reach heaven again oh well
>>
>>173597717
Seems like a decent and knowledgeable person. I admire his tendency to not go salty or tilt hard.
>>
>Be me
>watching NA stream
>dude is playing like shut, making the most retarded faces, unfunny jokes and won't shut the fuck up
>watching Shadder's stream
>he barely says anything

Why are most NA streamers so shit?
>>
>>173586868
Reaper, Mei, Zarya, Zenyatta.
Fuck Mei, Marry Zarya, Kill Reaper, Befriend Zenyatta
>>
>>173597717
Very good at the video game and genuine cool person.
Shame about the pie face and whale gf
>>
28h and 9 minutes desu
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>>173597573
Fuck off Sty
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>>173597850
Reaper can't die though

>Reaper: 1
>Anon: 0
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>>173597620
At least he has a personality that I can get that people would enjoy
>>
>>173597717
https://youtu.be/Mz3BafP5vn0?t=15s
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>CTF
>I ask the team who'll defend
>They tell me we don't need to defend
>I stay on defense
>They all go out and get killed
>Enemy team swarms me
>My team calls me shit for not winning a 1v4
>>
>>173597942
>pic points directly at 'reaper can't die'
>can't help but think pic is self conscious and is talking about the message
kek
>>
>>173597573
I wouldn't mind him if he didn't exaggerate his own skill all the time.
>hello guys stylosa here, absolutely raping bums with Bastion here holy hell but I don't think Bastion is op it's just that I'm a Grand Master level player so of course I do well, k thanks bye
>>
>go to finally go to sleep
>someone posts something
>read it
>refresh, preparing to go to sleep
>new post
>repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5dWESyZ1j8
>>
>>173597958
I don't. Seriously, I have no idea what the appeal is with this guy. Boring playstyle, always annoyed, never wrong etc...
>>
>>173598109
>if he didn't exaggerate his own skill all the time.
That's all this thread ever is. /owg/ should feel right at home.
>>
>>173597806

Because most americans are shit.
>>
>>173598270
if every time the song plays is every post
I feel so sorry.
>>
>>173597806
NA is typically the worst region.
>>
>>173598270
>autistic train horns
oh wow i thought i clicked off of /owg/
>>
>>173586868
marry genji, befriend rein, fuck lucio, kill torb
>>
>>173597806
isn't NA the region with highest Junkrat usage in GM? says a lot.
>>
>torb was the one who gave tracer her catchphrase…..can you even imagine his regret. i bet he lays awake at night, staring grimly at the ceiling, with tracer’s ridiculously chipper “CHEERS LAHV, THE CAVALRY’S HEAH” constantly playing in his mind on loop like a terrifying satanic chant with a british accent
>“papa,” one of his 700 children will ask, “why are you crying?”

>“war makes you do terrible things,” he grits out manly. he wipes his tears with his beard.
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>>173586868

>Mcree
>Widowmaker
>D.Va
>Ana

>Fuck
Widowmaker
>Marry
Hana
>Kill
Ana
>Befriend
Mcree

Sorry old lady yer time's up

marry/fuck is a tossup but amelie's last husband didn't fly so good
>>
>>173598656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH30vEH6YfI
>loop
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>>173598601
Really gets the noggin joggin
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>short blonde hair Zarya
>never ever
just
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>>173598656
>>
>>173598817
Blonde Zarya is gross
>>
>>173598817
every zarya skin looks like shit because the pink doesnt match any palette, it would be so easy to changed but they fucked it up so bad
>>
>>173593756
It also halves the damage you get. With 400 it must be a joke. If you don't pop it right away you don't get much out of it because the less hp you have the weaker it is.
>>
>>173598810
>USA is 3rd place
>3rd place is for bronze medals
we either all need to simultaneously git gud or all need to simultaneously stop playing until we reach bronze.
Choose one.
>>
>>173595679
Is this on console?
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Can this general be saved?
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>>173595382
This is a guy who is to afraid to complete his placement matches.
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>>173598865
Lend me your face for a moment.
>>
Stylosa ain't cute

who's the cutest GM youtube/twitch celeb?
>>
>>173598810
>US has 322 million people to choose from
>their top 100 are still worse than Korea's top 100
>>
>>173598990
It doesn't deserve to.
>>
>tfw a 3900 SR tank but rather play mercy in quickplay
w-what do you think of mercy mains ~~
>>
>>173598990
Never.

I actually hope it will be flooded with OCs and shitposts.
>>
>>173599006
Dspstanky
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What went..
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>>173598990
Not enough waifu posting. Too many people pretending to be good and thinking their opinions on the game matter.
>>
Who is the best OW content creator and why is it Flame?
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>>173598990
No. It started out with waifuposting and has only gotten worse with shippers and all the godawful balance suggestions that somehow make blizzard look competent.
>>
>>173599179
Go fuck yourself.
>>
>>173599006
Stylosa
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>>173599143
..wrong? It seems like Jack did something to piss off and alienate Ana and Reyes sometime between Old Soldiers and Uprising.
>>
What the fuck is wrong with this fucking matchmaking!? Why is it putting me in with shit people all the fucking time? Why has it dropped me over 250 SR because of other peoples mistakes? Fucking bullshit being punished for other people being shit
>>
>>173599179
Dva a cute
>>
>>173599296
>tfw blizzard will never fix their matchmaking so when someone leaves you don't get punished because of it
>tfw blizzard will also kick your ass for leaving a game
>>
>>173599296
What SR are you at?

Learn to be flexible to cover your teammates' weaknesses if you want to advance in solo Q. Otherwise use a LFG service.
>>
>>173598990
I believe in Mike Pence
>>
>>173599006
Mendo
>>
>>173599006
Ster
>>
i want to smell and lick mercy's sweaty feet and sweaty armpit
>>
I want blizz to fix their fucking 'kick for inactivity' system.

When I'm playing hide and seek against a bunch of fucking 8 year olds I don't want to get kicked because I happened to have the best spot and not get killed.
>>
Did Fareeha ever see Jesse Mccree's penis?
>>
>>173599026
Well, that's not what that means, and it's also kinda crazy that the US is so close to China and Korea considering they can make as many accounts as they want for free to abuse the MMR system
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>>173599229
>>173599179
People who know what they are talking about

>>173599268
Idiots who don't
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>>173599497
I want to stick her staff up her ass and my ass too.
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>>173599530
Hey, I was being contradictory to 'Too many people pretending to be good'.
In short, Go fuck yourselves.
I actually feel nothing for any of you, so there is nothing that will make me care.
>>
>>173599609
would you lick it after sticking it to hers?
>>
why are people asking for a new widow legendary skin when her old ones are the best in the game?
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Its that time again, post;
>Favorite skins for each hero
>if you could design a (few) legendary, who would it be for, and what would it/they be?
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>>173599708
Because people like new things and all she's gotten since release was a simple recolor eight months ago.
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>>173599754
i want a bikini skin for mercy
>>
>>173599280
We know what went down with Reyes but Ana is a mystery. In the Halloween brawl its suggested most of their history was bad.

What's worse that despite Reyes alienating himself from Morrison, Jack still wants things back to the way they used to be. He misses Reyes, in fact I think it was suggested he still trusts him, quite a bit in fact.
>>
>>173598817

i don't understand why people got so triggered about zaryas pink hair.
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>>173599754
I think this would be neat for Reinhardt, but that's mostly because Orange is my favorite color
>>
>>173596070
>"we need a rein"
>team has 4 flankers

no we don't need a rein
>>
>>173599137
literal hunk
>>
>>173599816
8 months ago was august.
3 months ago was december.
2-3 months before that was Halloween, where she got her R.I.P and Overwatch gave everyone a good kek.
>>
>>173599946
>we don't just need a rein
>we need a rein and an actual fucking team comp
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>>173599856
The problem with the Halloween event is that it was non-canon. Some of what was said there doesnt have any basis in the lore. in uprising Ana and Jack had a pretty solid relationship and at least his relationship with Reyes hasn't gone nuclear yet.
>>
>>173587127
yep. God forbid I go Hanzo, ever. Even if I get 80% accuracy and tons of headshots, It's my fault that my team is fucking incapable of standing on the point until it captures.
>>
>>173599906
Magical Girl Reinhardt
>>
>>173599980
Okay? We're talking about skins and she hasn't gotten one in eight months.
>>
>>173600126
I was correcting you, she hadn't gotten a skin in three months. not 8.
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>>173600078
>not just muting the rest of your team and talking mad shit about them in allchat
>not unmuting them all at the final few seconds of the match to watch the salt pour in
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>>173599632
>>
>>173600169
Post her most recent skin
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>>173600228
One of these characters has a perfect ass.

The other is an anime girl who needs to put some fucking clothes on.
>>
>>173600073
Anon, god damn, you think Chu put that dialog in there for no reason? Stop saying its non-canon when it DOES have basis in the lore. No, it is not conversations they really had its just conversation based on a parody of what did happen. That's why its in there. Are you going to say Jack isn't from Bloomington too?

Thinking those sound bites were put in for no reason is absolute nonsense.
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>>173599754
pool party skins for all the guys
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>>173600245
wait the thought just occurred to me as I was posting this skin wasn't part of the winter event i'm retarded
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>>173600169
Wrong
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>>173600312
>The other is an anime girl who needs to put some fucking clothes on
Hanzo u don't need to be such a dick towards ur bro.
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>>173600073
>replying to the reaper76 poster

Come on anon
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>>173600446
god

fucking

damnit
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>>173600524
Get back to your own general you drunk sunuva bitch.
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>Taimou/Valkia playing Pharmercy right now
what is this timeline
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>>173599754
>default for every hero
>nothing, why make something shitty when default skins are perfect?
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>>173600645
Make me.
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>>173600873
Keep posting genji butt
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>>173600760
Is Pharamercy really that cancerous?
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>>173601036
no Taimou is just trolling, now he's hitscan again.
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>>173600914
okay
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>>173600548
Who?
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>>173601129
Isn't he always hitscan? He only played Hog in tournaments a handful of times.
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>>173601662
yes, I just found it funny that he plays Mercy for fun while being #40
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You know they designed Genji for the female and gay players.
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>>173601745
Why did Hanzo leave his ass intact?
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>>173601859
Necrophilia
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What's the point of bm voice lines when your opponent cant even hear it in the kill cam?
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>>173602026
Do it right as you kill them over their dead body and they'll hear it
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>>173599524
She definitely tried to peek on him so maybe, probably.
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>>173601197
Are there any plans to "fix" Genji's deflect? I just firestriked his ass and somehow he grabs it and throws it out of his dick. Working as intended or bugged?
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Did they buff le monkey faec recently?
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>>173599524
It's the only one she ever saw and probably still thinks it's the biggest one ever
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>>173599754
I don't know why I made this today when of the skins coming tomorrow is already my favorite for one character
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>>173602026
That's what sprays are for, anon.
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>>173602478
This poster really likes blue
I wonder what his favorite hero is
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>>173602258
he has better shield uptime so he doesnt end up with less damage blocked than zarya even
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>>173598865
that's pretty fucking gay my amigo
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>>173602538
It's true, I like blue. My favorite hero is Reinhardt, and yes, it's his new skin that's my new favorite for him
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>>173599296
Because you lost games. Do you think you should gain SR for a defeat? Well you shouldn't even if you played wonderfully. That would cause all sort of inflationary messes. Personally I think they should make the SR less dependent on gameplay because the metrics they use seem so flawed. I'd rather see a move toward more uniform SR changes based on your personal rating and the enemy team average.
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>>173602702
How do you feel about matching blue teams anon
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>>173591152
>We're also getting a new PVE event

Sure? Were there proofs of that?
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Discuss
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>>173602979
Hmm
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>>173602959
one day in the future
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>>173602824
Nice as fuck
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>>173598817
i'd be all over this if it was the same bright blonde as the weightlifter skins

side note i fucking hate the edit of this image with the retarded looking lion mane haircut
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>>173600760
now he's Mercy again and #32 top lel. say what you want but this guy can basically do what he wants.
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>>173602979
Yes
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>>173602824
Mei didn't match and you killed her?
>>
>queue for comp
>already waited 5 mins for a match

ded gam or is comp just a meme?
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>>173602979
No
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>>173602959

Skin leaks. Tweet from official Overwatch twitter with a date pointing to tomorrow. It's been long enough since the last one.

It's fairly obvious
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>>173603862
hard to finde people at 600 SR HAH
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>>173602979
Two old ass vigilantes there with nostalgia boners. There is nothing to discuss.
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>>173603862
Orisa is so bad that everyone just gave up playing comp.
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>>173602979
Maybe
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>>173603964
I'm at 4200 and the only orisas are actually good
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>>173603909
i quit in season was 60 something

so i guess i have no rank

>>173603964
overpowered bad or bad bad?

just did alright in shit play
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>>173604029
well if you're doing your placements the MM is trying to get you grouped with other players doing their placements and most people have already done them.
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>>173603890
I know there will be new event. How do you sure its PVE? Read green text next time, please.
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>>173602979
I don't know
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do widow wear underwear her bodysuit?
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>>173604029

She works well against low mobility compositions where she can stay at the back without trouble.
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>>173604279
no
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I hope loot boxes aren't hijacked like they were last event
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>>173604190
Can you repeat the question?
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>>173604279
no, she also doesn't clean the suit
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>>173604386
what do you mean
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>>173604279
Nope
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>>173586868
>Fuck
Junkrat
>Marry
Ana
>Kill
Roadhog
>Befriend
McCree
>>
Why do sub 25 people decline group invites for the xp bonus? It doesn't mean we have to be best friends. It makes zero difference.
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>>173604386
u wot
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>>173602979
But can we go even deeper?
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>>173604503
because they didn't want to be in your group and you probably sent them an invitation without even asking them if they wanted the boost
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>>173604423
>the French hero is stinky
Jeff has done it again
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A 7 foot man in power armor, a dwarf, a time traveling lesbian and necromancer walk into a pub
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>>173604705
>oh no a green line by our names

I always ask
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>>173604279
>frogs smell like frogs

Accurate design from Blizz.
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>>173604473
I want to lick the inside of her suit if you catch my drift
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>>173589503
It's a Blizzard game.
Do you even remember the last time you were surprised while playing one of their games? And in a good way i mean.
They're decent, have good communication skills and the design appeals the crowd. That's it.
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Gib heal pls
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>>173604279
Probably not, it's like an ice skating outfit.
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>>173605131
I'm confused
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>>173604741

Whose bodysuit is stinkier, d.va's or widowmaker's?
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>>173605269
GNJIE STHP
U FCUK FCAE
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>>173604837
Omnics attack them and Kaplan makes money from it. That's the joke.
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>>173604971
whats wrong with you? maybe they just don't want to be in a group with anyone else. maybe they were just about to get off in a few. maybe they were going to play comp soon. go find a friend or something, guy.
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>>173605156
make a completely average game with a high skill floor and low skill ceiling, pack it full of pandering fapbait waifushit and make millions

blizzard really are genius
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>>173605450
Widow has basically no metabolism and D.Va probably enjoys sniffing her own stink, so...
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>>173605587
Based blizz
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>>173605450
I don't know, but what I do is that I want to sniff D.va way more
>>
D.va and Widowmaker bobsledding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZFARecKtRU
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>>173605782
I now want to see how tracer would react to her ripped pants
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>>173605450

D.Va is literally a girl Neckbeard so her's for sure. I am surprised the MEKA can even support her weight from all of the Doritos.
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>>173598975
PC
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>>173605782
pig disgusting language
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>>173605450
D.va's has no open front to cool down. It covers her entire body and she's stuck in a hot, sweaty mech. It would probably stink like fuck.
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>>173598810

Korea is known to be nothing but hackers so they should be disqualified.

Fuck China probably is too for that matter.
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>new skin in 26 hours

So close
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>>173605712
I bet Daddy Jeff has hotglued a few of those in the past year.
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>>173605892
she would blink into it with her tongue out
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>>173605556
ITS LITERALLY JUST A GREEN LINE BY YOUR NAME

why would they decline +20% bonus for one round because of a green line when they hit tab
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>I only have 4k coins
>have to pray that either most skins are shit or that I loot them
fuck no not again. Halloween flashbacks triggered.
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>got my first POTM as Orisa

Feels good man
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>>173606735
>uncoordinated quickplay shit flinging

How's it feel to be in cardboard league?
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>>173606828

> caring about how others play a game

Calm yourself, my dude
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>>173606828
>black african hero
>voice line after she kills someone "I told you to stop resisting!"

what did blizzard mean by this?
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I was hyped for the update, and then I rememembered we're still monday.
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>>173606920
whoops meant for >>173606735
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>>173606908
>posts gameplay to thread presumably for validation/feedback
>gameplay is called shit
>"woah man why you gotta be such a try hard soorry I don't play the game 24/7 like you do god damn"
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>>173606983
25h and 43 minutes la
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>>173606735
This is more useless than Torb hitting his turret.
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>>173606920
>Winston after killing tracer "how's this for electric therapy?"

wtf I thought they were friends
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>>173607015

I didn't even post the video. Seriously slow down on the butthurt, my friend.
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>>173606735
>lol wtf am i doing
>spray and pray
>other peoples work gets me potg

Yeah, feels good man.
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>>173607117
>of the match
>was a quickplay game

fooling nobody
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>>173607175
>electric therapy on the gay

Mike "Winston" Pence confirmed for best boy
>>
>>173606735
Stupid nigger ult for a stupid nigger robot
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>>173606536
because they don't want to be in your group.
>>
>Join QP
>my team is full of plats
>enemy team has a master and a 4300 GM

interdasting
>>
>be good
>lose placements because team is bad

nice, so overwatch is just like csgo

let me guess once i place bottom of the barrel i will have to hard carry every game while being called a hacker or a smurf just to get to a decent rank?
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>>173607682
Git gut and stop being plat then.
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>>173607775
c'mon bro i'm unranked
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>>173586734
>lose 1 round of KotH 99% to 100%

>"ALRIGHT GUYS WE NEED TO CHANGE SOME STUFF"

>we change to fucking junkrat versus pharah, and switch our lucio to a zenyatta when they have a good genji
>lose the next round 0-100

>"WHAT HAPPENED GUYS COME ON"

maybe if you get all the way to 99% you shouldn't change anything, just play slightly better next round? why are people so fucking retarded
>>
>>173604439
Every event people complain the boxes are rigged because they keep getting shit drops, but last event there was a much more vocal amount of people complaining that they were getting no event-related drops outside of sprays and voice lines
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>>173607695
>>173590363
>>173599296
>being a whiny bitch
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>>173607695
You are the only constant.
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>>173607956
t. whiny bitch
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>>173604279
Pharah, Widow, Tracer and D. Va almost certainly go commando because otherwise their outfits would chafe like crazy, also you'd be able to see pantie lines
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>>173607682
played against a 3-stack of top 500's in QP once, was fun.
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Two
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J-Jack doesn't like granny pussy! He likes dick! REAPER76 IS GOING TO BE CANON! REAPER76 IS GOING TO BE CANON!

FUCK YOU MICHEAL CHU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>173607896
>junkrat to counter pharah
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>>173606508
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought those looked like action figures. That's an in game screenshot.
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>>173602979
You are in the need of some electro-medicine my friend.
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>>173607957
yeah constantly carrying is what i said
>>
>>173602979
Are you still on this? Holy shit let it go
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/64k2tb/ow_items_tracker_follow_your_progress/?st=j1c8ur4s&sh=e9c3b71f
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ok I quit overwank a few months ago (September). I know there's a new hero but have they actually added maps or modes. there's a new event tomorrow I guess but I don't want to play the same shit over and over again. games monotony makes me go crazy
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private, why are you posting on topic and not shitposting on /owg/?
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>>173605450
D.Va changes out of hers to wear her merch, and presumably washes it during that time.

Widow does no such thing as she has no other outfit and is French.
>>
>>173602979
Jack is looking at his past glory trying to stroke his ego because that's the only way he can get his penis up these days.

Ana is waiting in frustration because it's taking too long. That look she has on her face says that clearly. I speak from experience :(
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>>173607695

It groups based on skill.

Newsflash, your a shitty pleb tier player too.
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>defend
>genji, pharah, reaper instalock
>...
>better pick fucking tracer
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>>173608786
they added new maps oasis and eichenwalde (sp) and a few new arcade modes: 3v3, 1v1, mystery heros, and capture the flag. They also added a custom server browser if that's your thing
>>
Why does Sombra sounds like Colombian instead of Mexican?
>>
>it's a "platinum player is a meta dick rider and throws the game when you don't strictly 2-2-2" episode

ANOTHER rerun?
>>
>>173609014
Same reason Tracer sounds like an American being a twat when her voice actress is actually from Yorkshire; because Blizzard doesn't understand accents.
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>>173609148
my Mexican boy told me he thought she sounded accurate. whatever.
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>>173609014
Too much cocaine.
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>>173609014
Because there's not only one accent for any region?
>>
>had a torb on koth
>he clutches the second round
god damn his gun has a lot of potential. not to mention his turret was fucking with their tracer and she couldn't do shit
>>
>>173591545
id Software is literally making a game like this right now.
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>>173609014
Because her VA is Colombian
>>
How would an Overwatch single player work?
>>
>>173609014
>implying there's a difference
>>
>>173607501
>>173607273
>>173607117
>>173606828
Never knew people here had such hair-trigger tempers over the most retarded things.
>>
>Work at UPS
>customer drops off 3 packages
>its 3 Tracer figures hes sending back to Blizzard
>most likely a scalper

Hes only getting $150 each. Im about to call him up and ask if I can get one for $250.
>>
>>173609478
Clutch has barrier though
>>
>>173609067
every e-celeb and reddit needs to get in cahoots and lie to people and tell them every pick is viable so that meta shitters won't complain when an off-meta pick is done in game
>>
>>173609529
Each level you play as a different hero
>>
>>173609529
It wouldn't. That's retarded and it always has been retarded
>>
>>173609014

The actress is Colombian.
>>
>>173609529
I dont know but I do know genji would be insanely fun to play in a pve setting
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>>173609529
It wouldn't
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>>173609565

Don't worry about it; they're just faggots.

Orisa is fun as fuck to play.
>>
>>173609529
She's in love with McCree right?
>>
>>173609014
Why does Lucio sound American despite being Brazilian/Canadian?
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>>173609770
They couldn't get a brazilian VA or something like that
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>>173609529
Very poorly
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>>173609770

This honestly bugs the shit outta me. Why are there no Portuguese voice lines?

Why the fuck does a Brazilian play hockey? It makes no sense but he's cool so whatever.
>>
>>173609759
She's in love with justice
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>its le your le fault le you le lost


epic
>>
>>173592221
High lethality isn't a problem

shitters need to get over themselves. Hanzo, McCree, Soldier, Genji, Tracer, Widowmaker, Reaper, etc. All kill each other crazy fast if not instantly. CoD and other FPS take forever to kill each other in comparison.

Overwatch *would* have been a fast paced fragfest if the gargantuan HP tanks who can literally absorb bullets until you have to reload weren't included.

Sombra also should have been designed to actually be dangerous. It just makes for a better game. Hopefully Doomfist pulls through.
>>
>>173609898
I'm still bothered by the fact that they didn¨t bother to get a swede to play torbjörn
>>
>>173609854
>>173609690
Why wouldn't it?

You'd have to make missions based only around DPS
>>
>>173609595
he literally said "all barriers except Reins"

literally making the game he's asking for
>>
>>173609898
The devs like hockey and wanted to do something with his roller skates so they went with that. They also had a hero at one point that was simply a regular fucking hockey player so who knows if that also carried over into those skins. Chu had to go over it during a presentation because people kept saying he was meant to be Canadian.
>>
>>173609939
no one said it was, you're still the only constant
>>
>>173609770
>>173609898

because brazilians are the scum of the world, and portuguese is a shit language
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>>173610045
You're asking the question and yet you seem to be the only one who knows how it'd work
What?
How about you tell us how it'd work if you're so confident
>>
>>173587934
>EMMARANZA
>J3SSICA
Maybe even more girls lurking under those names? Is every player a girl here??
>>
>>173609939

>5 tactical visor kills
>>
>>173609898
In concept they had a hero who just played Hockey.

That was literally his thing. Hockey.

It was deemed retarded, and Lucio was in the works.
Big daddy Activision had already laid down the belt on getting Overwatch into a thing that produces money, after a team had spent years making Project Titan not exist.

When they found brazillian sound rebel with dreads, they were like "but how make it fast?" and cannibalized hockey guy
>>
>>173609738
orisa would be fun to play if she wasn't total shit who gets dumped on by even a half-brained widowmaker
>>
>>173610045
You just answered your own question
>>
Delete Roadhog
Delete Widow
Delete Reinhardt

fixed the game
>>
>>173610174
I'm not saying I want it and that it wouldn't take massive amount of work that would compare to making a new game altogether, I'm just saying that a single player campaign with one of the Overwatch's DPS would be perfectly fine.
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Alright, so far i can play Tracer, Rodhog, D.Va and Mercy.

I need to learn Ana.

How do i gid gud at Ana? Do i just load 5 tracers into a custom match and try to kill them?
>>
>>173610529
put yourself directly up your teams tanks asshole and hold M1 until empty. Throw piss jar at enemies or teammates or really in any direction.
>>
I'm about to throw 10 placements games because I want to be as low ranked as possible.

If you have a mid diamond qp mmr then I'd avoid EU placements
>>
>>173610624
>t. silver
>>
>>173610529
Learn to aim, just practice her in normal games, learn to snap shot, use your biotic jars liberally
>>
>>173610493
I literally play ONLY Pharah and I'm 4300 sr and I wouldn't want to remove Widowmaker, who is played a lot

you need to check yourself. Widowmaker is not a problem.
I would celebrate the day Roadhog is erased from existence.
>>
>>173610695
you're only going to go down by like 100 SR even if you lose all of them, at which point you'll have to throw more, and eventually you'll get banned for being a fucking faggot
>>
>>173609148
Was gobsmacked when I found out she was actually English, fucking horrendous portrayal.
>>
>>173610731
more like t. someone who is sick as fuck answering "git gud" questions. Overwatch isn't that fucking hard. Learn to aim and play the character until you get the hang of them.
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>>173610762
widowmaker is definitely a problem. Delete pharah while we're at it since you're basically arguing widow is the only thing keeping pharah from ruining every game.
>>
>>173610883
>waaa waaa i cant downvote so i shitpost waaa waaa
>>leddit

/owg/ needs a rank filter
>>
>>173611016
>>173610731
>has literally only shitposted
>complaining about shitposting
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Every game I don't play DPS I lose.
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>>173611116
......then play DPS?
>>
> Bastion on Cart
> Torb on Cart
> Orisa on Cart
> Rein on Cart
> Lucio On Cart
> Mercy on Cart
> Cart is an unstoppable unkillable ball

Why is this allowed.
>>
>>173611207
most of the time I can't because someone else wants to play offense junkrat
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>>173611093
>waaaa waaaaa
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>>173611221

>RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAE

Hanzo is the best counter to nests.
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>Biotic grenade debuff now causes inflicted targets to take 25% more damage
>Orb of Discord now blocks healing on the inflicted target
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>>173609529
Wouldn't work. At least, I can't think of a good way for it too work. I guess it would have a campaign mode for each hero with different storylines that usually end with the same conclusion, similar to Dynasty Warriors.
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>>173611276
Junkrat is not a DPS character...
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>>173611359
Or alternatively, may God forgive me, a Junkrat.
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>>173611221
Orisa's mini graviton could pull them off also like the other anon said, Hanzo
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>>173611221
Apagando las luces
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>>173611382
your ideas are bad and you should feel bad.
>>
>>173609529

I think the main thing would be removing Cooldowns, or at least lowering them. Since you are against AI it wouldn't be unfair and it would feel like playing the hero as they were designed and not limited for fairness.

Like Tracer really SHOULD be able to blink unlimited, and Sombra should be able to just constantly hack. Rein should be able to hammer down a lot.

Heck, maybe even add in some single player only abilities like Hacking robots to fight for you.
>>
>>173609939
>le i'm retarded and don't understand how math works meme

No one is saying you're supposed to win EVERY game dude, but if you can't C L I M B then you have no one else but yourself to blame.
>>
>When you get four gold medals as Zenyatta but still lose SR
Gold medals should make you invincible to losing SR, perhaps even if you gain more than one that isn't a given (Like self healing as Roadhog with no healers on the team) it gives you what you would've had your TEAM won the game multiplied by how many gold medals you won.

When I have that many gold medals, I didn't lose that match, my team members did.
>>
>>173611382
Why would you want to nerf Zen?
>>
>>173611570
AW SHIET NIGGA
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>>173611570
Sombra was built for mating press.
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>>173611276
so? if you get matched with shitters you'll play with shitters regardless if they match comp with whoever locks first
>>
>>173611590
>>173611690
I don't think you properly considered
I'll give you some topics to think about and I'll let you piece together the rest
>Pharmercy
>Roadhog
>Winston
>Lucio
>Transcendance
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>>173611570
>faglando im useless
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>>173610845
if she's actually English, why does it sound bad?
>>
>>173611570
>propaganda is useless

what did she mean by this?
>>
>>173611882
Shit list
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>>173611704
>those thighs
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>>173611982
she's """redpilled""" and visits /pol/ frequently
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>>173611982
Sombra can see through globalist propaganda
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How do I fight Gengi in a 1v1 as Pharah.

When I fight a a good one it seems they always pocket a double jump or reflect to never be hit by my rockets.
>>
I feel bad for Sombra, she's an orphan because of the war and grew up on the internet and in the los muertos gang.

She's kindof a badass because of it, but I just want to show her some love which she's never been able to receive.
>>
keep track of their cooldowns and shoot where they'll be after double jumps
move just as erratically as they do.
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>>173612152
Isn't Sheeple used to refer to Apple fanboys?
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>>173612367
That's why she uses it to refer to sheep.
Linux >>>>>>>> (((OSX)))
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>>173612169
>pocket a double jump

um
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>>173612152
>implying overwatch, the international UN sponsored military peacekeeping/bringing force, isn't a horrible nightmare for the sort of person to wear an infowars shirt
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>>173612169
I try to not direct hit him and get him with splash damage until he uses his reflect most of the times.

It's not an easy match up though.
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>>173612521
I wonder what distribution of GNU/Linux would Sombra use?
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>>173612742
I mean he will keep jumping but only double jump when I shoot a rocket to dodge.
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>>173612169
Predicting where he is going to go between your 1 rocket per second firing rate. Just like any other character that moves.
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>>173586734
>team gets mercy ulted
>reinhardt ult
>charge
>kill 3
>turn around
>entire team is dead
:^)
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>>173611882
Original list.
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Would you sell your soul to the Witch?
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>for every pathetic weeb that grows out of overwatch waifushit or kills themselves another 13 year old buys the game with his moms credit card

and so the cycle continues
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>>173612828
Gentoo.
Nobody would expect her to use a meme OS.
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>>173612762
(((Overwatch)))
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>>173612867
>Orisa not SS tier
There's some shit taste floating around
>>
McCree says to Reaper
>You weren't given those guns to throw around like trash!
Reaper responds with:
>I don't take orders from YOU
I have a feeling an armorer within overwatch gave Gabriel these shotguns. Probably the same person that crafted most of the OW member weapons, save for 76's rifle, possible Ana's rifle and Pharah's rocket launcher.

We know Torb helped create the the biotic rifle, but its not likely he made it on his own.
>>
>>173612867
>Mei E-tier

how can you even be this wrong
>>
>>173612867
>used goods in A+

desu all overwatch girls belong in B and lower
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>>173613365
>not likely he made it on his own
And why is that? Designing rifles is easier than omnics.
>>
>>173613365
During the Swiss HQ crisis, Gabriel got impaled with his own gun after getting crushed by boulders. Thus when he regenerates as Reaper, along with his body, he regenerates his shotguns
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>>173586868
Fuck Pharah
Marry Ana
Kill Widowmaker
Befriend Zarya
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>>173613470
Maybe, I might have been too generous. Only good looking young virgins belong in higher tiers..
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>>173586868
>Fuck
Symmetra
>Marry
Widowmaker
>Kill
Mercy
>Befriend
D.Va
>>
>>173613485
The wiki says he designed it, he seems to engineer titans and other shit. I'd still like to know more about who gave Gabriel the shotguns.

I supposed it makes sense for a dwarf to make guns.
>>
>>173613365
Maybe, but he's been using his shotguns for 30 years so who knows if Overwatch had an armorer when it was just the strike team.
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>>173613365
Pretty sure since it's a military organization their weapons are made how any other military weapons would be
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I love how simple yet so fun Zarya is.

Trying to land a good graviton is the only somewhat stressful part since it takes an eternity to charge and is one of the best ultimates.

I wish I didn't skip the summer event, her white weightlifter skin is fucken great.
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>>173611570
source
just for science
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>>173614483
find it yourself, it took me like two seconds you faggot
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>>173613906
Also random but McCree's gun was built by a legendary gunsmith so maybe that's the same guy who built Reyes' shotguns. Might explain why he seems upset over it.
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>>173614676
google doesnt give anything even related
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>>173612867
Final draft
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>>173614789
It's on paheal, it's very quick and easy to find
The answer's not always to use google you know
>>
>>173614326
?

graviton is the most braindead highest success rate ult in the game
worst case scenario your teammates mess up or you trade with a support ult
>>
FIX YOUR SERVERS YOU CUNTS
>>
BN-115 wat the fuck REEEEEEEE.
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>>173614754
I think you're onto something. I wouldn't be surprised if the midget girl is the gunsmith.
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>>173614793
Rood
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>tfw some of the best games i had was Lucio or Zenyatta
>tfw will never be dps main

I just imagine i'm epic point guard that calls the shots when to move in and who to kill.
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>>173612828

Gentoo
e
n
t
o
o
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>>173615067
sorry, there must be some blue pill on my system
damn jews
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>>173615085

I BNET Kill?
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>>173613365
Chu said in-game dialogue is non-canon, so it makes any kind of speculation based on them moot.

Which is fucking stupid, he pretty much invalidates any sort of lore discussion within the community. The only thing that's truly canon are the shitty comics (and even those can get pulled last minute apparently).
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LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMtFaZSR-s0&feature=youtu.be&a
>>
Is battlenet not working?
>>
Did someone blow up Blizzard HQ?
>>
>>173608752
>linking a leddit thread

Go away
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>>173613365
He did a shit job with Pharah's rockets then.
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>Abubis attack
>trying to get point B
>play Rein
>team gets 3 picks
>get on point
>die 1v3 because the rest of the team is still pussying around the at the chokepoint
>>
>>173615573
>>173615572
>>173615483
>>173615085

No more Battle Net. Time to go back to Battleborn I guess.
>>
>>173615573
Juuunkraaat! Bad Junkrat!
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>>173615729
It wasn't him
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How do i disable my mouse's side buttons ? Google gives me nothing and i need to grip where the buttons are to have proper tracking aim. Apparently the driver is generic. I swear google helped me with this issue in the past, fuck their search algorithm.
>>
>>173609148
>Tracer sounds like an American being a twat
Not at all
>>
>>173609148
That's her ACTUAL accent, though.
>>
>>173615838
unbind the buttons in options?
>>
>>173615729
Tick tock tick tock
>>
I cant play Ana because she wont stop shouting Allahu Akbar and speak ISIS language.

Is there a mod that replaces her voicelines with anime quotes?
>>
>>173616057
>egyptian
>isis language

are you mentally retarded, american or both
>>
The event is today, right?
>>
>>173616009
BRRRRRRRIIIIIINNNGGG
>>
>>173615838

Why would you do that when you can bind Hello to one and DVA Dancing Mech emote to another.
>>
>>173616145
No, the event starts in 23h40m
>>
>>173616145
No, not til tomorrow.
>>
>>173616145
No, Blizzards' definition of tomorrow because of their shitty timezone
>>
>>173616089

Both.
>>
>>173615964

It's not binded on the game, but if i hold both, i can't shoot. On the Mouse under Control Panel there is no option to unbind, just generic shit.
>>
>>173616145
no its tuesday

like every single event and update
>>
>>173616259
Blizzard always updates their games on Tuesday.

I don't know why you guys are THIS retarded.
>>
>>173616089

>ISIS bombs six churches in Egypt not three days ago
>egypt isn't ISIS

lmao @ ur life
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>>173610845
>>173611901
Retards at large.

It sounds bad because it's exaggerated on purpous. The same reason why Reinhardt sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Torbjorn sounds ridiculous. These are fictional characters that look and act like it.
>>
>>173615838
>>173616314
try xmouse

otherwise open the mouse up and bust the switches
>>
Why does Tuesday seem to be the universal day to do game updates anyway? Not just Blizzard follows this trend.
>>
>>173616089
She speaks Arabic.

Albeit with an Egyptian accent, but it's still Arabic.
>>
>[Go Online]

BUT I FUCKING CANT
>>
>>173616331
I know, but updates always land in the evening for me because of said shitty timezone.
>>
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>>173616431

FUCKING LOVE YOU LAD

Xmouse was the program i was looking for. It was the one i used last time years ago, but for some reason google results had no mention of it.
>>
>>173616089
>isis language
But she does speak Isis language. Like the rest of the filthy sandnigger countries.
>>
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Ana is the most beautiful character in a video game I have ever seen
>>
>>173614793
>Granny in the highest tier.
>Attractive blonde near the bottom.
Kinda sad how people get conditioned to like these bottom of the barrel "waifus".
>>
fuck deflect
>>
>>173616436
Probably habit form when media went through physical releases. Stuff would be shipped out on Friday and businesses wouldn't get the delivery until late Monday so Tuesday is when new items would go on sale.
>>
IS ONLINE WORKING FOR ANYONE/
>>
>>173616595

Take your faggot /pol/ bull shit back to your circle jerk community.
>>
>>173616595
>everyone who lives in a sandy area is isis

that's not even /pol/ logic that's just autism
>>
>>173616314
Well what mouse is it?

Its probably just a matter of windows and button pressing problems; on cheaper keyboards and mice, if you try to press more than 3 buttons at once, it would allow for any additional input.

Have you tried unbinding these buttons in the windows control panel?
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>>173616624
salty?
if you don't know how to deal with it is really simple, just stop shooting at it
>>
>>173616672

No, all of the WoW players moved to Hearthstone and Overwatch but didn't buy enough crates so without the sub money they went under.
>>
>>173616615
Grandpa pls.
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>>173616672
>>
>>173616826
Are you retarded?

She speaks Arabic.

ISIS speaks Arabic.

He's technically not wrong.
>>
>>173615569
not digging the songs all that much
>>
>>173616853
T. Rage Bastion
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>>173616617
That's exactly the reason Mercy is that low. She's EVERYONES waifu, and that makes her the bottom barrel.
She's the lowest hanging fruit, and that's not the only part of her that hangs low if you get what I mean
>>
>>173616057

>time to fa-
>see pharah's right hand
>dead boner
>>
well it looks like OW is actually dead now rip
>>
>>173616615
That's not Roadhog
>>
>>173616826
>everyone who lives in a sandy area is isis
He didn't say that though did he?
>>
>>173617040
I guess it's time to move to Battleborn!

Let's all go be badass!
>>
>>173616979
t. salty german cheaters
>>
>>173616624
Eh, my only issue is how it completely blocks all melee attacks
>>
>>173617112
>>173617112
>>173617112
New daily bread
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>>173617021
he sounds like that tho
>>
REEEEEEEE blizzard
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>>173617212
Exactly
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Oh shit.
>>
>>173616624
the only main problem I have with deflect is that it allows genji to stall out long enough for his cooldowns to come back up and either escape or kill you. Dying to reflect you generally deserve it, but most of the time genjis just use it to zone and buy time for the dash to refresh.
>>
>>173597850
>marry zarya
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>
you niggas slow
http://chris-t-human.tumblr.com/post/159422530161/lipeka-overwatch-insurrection
>>
>>173602248
fuck no it looks cool
>>
>>173610075
there are many other constants in this game, like sniper players with below 25 eliminations at the end of match for example
>>
>>173609529
a lot like a lego game, you can switch characters that are with you to do certain tasks.
>>
>>173611359
d.va nukes are 10x better for the simple fact that shes not hanzo. also genji can deflect his ultimate
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>>173619458
>normal skin widowmaker
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>>173620162
Hanzo is a very good hero.
>>
>log in to play with friends
>battle.net is down

What the fuck are they doing with all the money they get?
>>
>>173616359

Turkey gets bombed too, are you implying Turkey isn't ISIS?
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>slipstream tracer is now non-canon
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