Not sexual edition.
>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9
>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2
>MEG vetra fags:
https://pastebin.com/C6XaDn3n
>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com
>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ
Previously on /meg/: >>173394395
Cora is cute!
Cora
Sara is cute!
Reminder thatSara is for lewdnovels release dates = DLCs release dates
>Mass Effect: Lost Ark - July 3rd, 2017
>Mass Effect: Andromeda Initiative - October 3rd, 2017
>>173423831
reminder fag quarian will be confirmed on my birthday >>173424157 >>173423756
>>173424235
>>173424279
A slut.
>In 2171, Pope Clement XVI was assassinated and replaced by Leo XIV, whose beliefs about militarizing humanity was aligned more to the ideology of Cerberus. The existence of the position of pope indicates that Catholicism is still at large.
NON NOBIS DOMINE
NON NOBIS
SED IN NOMINE TUO DA GLORIAM
DEUS VULT!
Miranda LOVES anal! Anal and choking is her favourite!
Don't forget to pull her hair!
>>173423831
Sara is Jaal's little slut!
>On Eladeen
>This shithole game won't detect I'm in shadow to replenish life support
Great fucking work
>>173423831
turaryan waifus
>>173424235
She's very cute! She has the best cock in Andromeda, too! Ready to plow Ryder's butt anytime.
Cora is best.
>>173424358
I think it's implied that they had kids, they just aren't living at home anymore
>>173424472
absolutely fucking magnificent
>>173424414
Yeah happened to me as well. Annoying when I was fighting the remnant.
>>173424527
>>173424534
good lord
>>173424353
Which is odd because the Catholic Church has its own observatory which it uses in an attempt to find life.
If anything aliens would be great because it would mean more potential converts.
>>173424472
Kallo is such a qt
>>173424527
>>173424534
>tfw you'll never breathe in Cora's cockmusk
>tfw you'll never steal her small thong as she takes a shower
>>173424682
is this confirmation she has a dick and balls
>>173424527
A deal is a deal pathfinder.
>>173424682
>giant cock and fat balls
>small thong
That sounds both hot and uncomfortable
>>173424654
B-but Cerberus!
>>173424770
Not to mention the skin tight suit.
>>173424654
And more money.
>>173424654
>you will never visit alien planets to bring aliens into the catholic flock and find a cute alien church girl
>>173424654
>tfw no LARPing turian squaddie with an omni-crossbow and omni-blade who wears full power armor and paints it in Hospitaller colors
>start the game
>wait this chicks voice sounds familiar
>realize it's Natalie Dormer
>try to fug her
>you're not my type
God fucking damn it what a cocktease.
What about the chick that wants to record videos of you?
>>173424886
>What about the chick that wants to record videos of you?
Keri? You can have a fling with her.
>>173424753
No it means she sweats. Probably smells like B.O and however else her perspiration smells.
>>173424654
>No crusade against the Angaran scum
shit game
For the anon that requested a kitchen scene a few nights agohair is hard to draw sorry
>>173424770
She has different kinds of thongs. Some just cover her heavy balls, letting her flaccid thick piece just hang over it.
>>173424886
>He didn't get Lexi's sex scene
Try harder next time anon
>>173424886
yfw you fugg Keri and she makes a sex tape secretly.
>>173424886
>asari reporter
I heard that she's a fling, so presumably you can bang her later.
>>173425135
She'd share the profits right?
>>173424376
>>173424324
Where's the hotpockets when you need them.
>STAND FAST
>STAND STRONG
>HACK IT OUT
>>173425050
Nice work anon
>>173424985
>>173425145
>fling
I'll go for Turianfu then, her little sister already likes me
>mouthbreathers actually paid money for this anti-white, half-assed piece of shit """"game""""
>>173425050
>those T-Rex legs
Damn.
>>173425239
Still annoyed he came over to the Normandy to give a speech to the fleet. Shouldn't Shepard have done that?
>>173425282
You can keep her as a side piece.
>>173425239
>HACK IT OUT
You want me to masturbate over Turians, sir?
>>173425291
that filename is more of a bait than the actual post
>>173424886
>What about the chick that wants to record videos of you?
You can bang her, but you won't see any action, just fade to black.
Needs more latex suits.
>http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8618.html?thread=42944682#t42944682
I feel like there should be options in conversations or missions that allow you to use combat/biotic/tech abilities to change the course of a mission. So your choices have weight.
>>173425319
The Normandy may have had more entanglement devices.
>>173425239
>HACK IT OUT
kek
>>173425498
Or at the very least have people mention/react to your abilities. I don't recall my Ryder being a biotic mentioned once.
>>173425650
Hell, even DA:I had dialogue for what specializations you chose.
So what did you guys do in the Truth and Trespass mission for the Salarians?
>>173423831
someone who cares enough update that pastebin please
>>173425801
What needs updating?
>>173425794
Arrested him.
>>173425239
Zaeed drunk n shiet, thinkgen he's important
>>173425498
>ywn use your biotic powers to tease your LI's clit in public
>>173424325
Nobody gives a fuck
>>173424324
>>173424376
Sara is for pure! Save your sick fantasies for the others, do not go near Sara.
>>173425873
>She will never use her biotics to massage your dick in public
>mfw people will unironically make R34 of Sara
>>173425953
what is pure
>>173425873
>ywn use singularity to increase Cora's bulge in public
>>173426028
Baby dont lewd me
Don't lewd me
>>173426028
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more
>>173425498
You always get to see NPC's do cool shit like ripping npcs apart, throwing them away and redirecting the fire of dreadnoughts back on themselves and deflecting lightning bolts but you never get to do anything cool like that with biotics yourself and show off like those tryhards get to.
Hell you don't even get to kick a footlocker with your biotics.
>>173426018
Prepare for Shadman.
>>173426018
Will they give Jaal a massive horse dick?
>>173425953
This girl is made formaking love withand you know it.
>>173426018
That would be terrible.
>>173426112
Or use your Tech knowledge to open a secret path through a remnant vault with extra loot, or take control of a tough enemy. Or use Combat to disarm multiple hostiles at once.
>>173426173
>that pic
They should have given her gray eyes.
>>173426173
And forgobbling penises
>>173426173
Sara is for consensual hugging.
No sexual experimentation allowed.
>>173424235
>>173424279
>>173424334
>>173424527
>>173424534
Weabloo a qt.
I'm going to abuse Sara!
>>173426723
You'll feel bad about it after.
>>173426723
Scott no
Sara is not for abuse. She is for gentle loving
>>173426546
Then there's that disgusting faggot who keeps posting Saraholding handswith some purple dickead. Sad!
>>173426509
There is only onepenisSara wants togobble
Fuck Liam. His loyalty mission just makes me hate him even more.
>>173426723
You don't have a soul.
>>173427007
I'm not a huge fan of him, but his loyalty mission felt like it was due more to shit luck and bad planning on a legit objective, and I came away slightly more endeared to him, whereas peepee's felt like direct and blatant insubordination, and didn't endear me to her at all
Are grenade launchers worth a shit? I've been running with a shotgun, a Dhan, as my backup oh shit weapon for my adept. I've found a grenade launcher, though. It doesn't hit as hard, but are they AOE or something?
>>173427007
The level design is cool but he is really stupid
>>173424354
Miranda's butt is for fucking and licking, herpussyis for aesthetics only
>>173426951This hurts you.You cannot resist.Embrace perfection.
>>173427329
>her pussy is for aesthetics only
>not wanting to breed the perfect woman
Faggot
>>173426965
Where are these fics made?
I see them posted constantly in pics but never in actual posts.
do you guys ever max out your weapon research or is it a waste of resources for a little extra dmg?
also, is there any tech armor thats not gay angara shit?
>>173427293
I don't know about "good", but I'm using one now to hit people behind cover. It's fun.
>>173426173
I want to kiss those lips so badly!
>>173427442
Blessed writer anon only posts them late at night (1-3am EST) from what I've noticed.Staying up for them is worth it.
>>173427428
She's infertile so there isn't gonna be much breeding.
Also, she only wants it in the butt anyway
>>173427578
Hope he knows his work is appreciated.
>>173427582
>that cameltoe
>Cora doesn't get one
>>173427582
t. anon's ass
>>173427686
Her dick gets in the way of her cameltoe
>>173427686
Kind of hard when your dick's in the way
>>173427686
Her titanic cock and massive balls cover it up.
>>173426656
>those eyes
D-dang.
>strippers in full armor
>femtur/male human strippers
They must have been really afraid of getting attacked by SJWs if they stuck with scantily-dressed ME1/2 asari strippers
Nice dark armor color scheme? Or one that looks nice on the maverick set?
>>173428141
Kadara's around long before the asari ark is found (all the asari strippers were on the ark). They're in armour because bioware can't be assed to model naked turians/salarians.
https://www.spacetelescope.org/images/heic1502a/zoomable/
Under stars we arenotalone
>>173424654
As Cardinal Baronius is said, "The Bible teaches us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go." Alien life does not invalidate the Church.
>>173426509
False.
>>173427863
>>173427981
>>173428064
>that cockmind
>>173428456
indeed
even the pope confirmed this, denying alien life is like putting a limit on God's creativity
>>173428456
Blah blah delusions.
>>173428327
>all the Asari strippers are on the Ark
But there are Asari on the Nexus.
>>173427398
She's not attracted to him. She just thinks he's a giant dolly/teddy that Scott bought her.
>>173428418
>tfw every dot is a star
>it's just a small part of the andromeda
So, building mass relays with remnants' help when? My autism wants to explore all of them.Without skipping
So, exactly how large is the Kett church? How many named Kett are there?
>>173428418
>>173428649
The bigger, fatter stars are actually galaxies behind Andromeda.
>>173428619
blah blah fedora
Kesh probably forced Vetra to perform sexual favors after catching her for the first time
>>173428627
Only a few important personnel were on the Nexus. On the ark there's a whole 6 rows of professional asari strippers waiting in cryosleep.
>>173428643
With a vibrate function
>>173428774
But all Asari are strippers
Protect.
>>173428862
>tfw your brother starts fingering you under the table at Thanksgiving
Kett genocide when?
>>173428862
Cora will protect her. Any man who comes too close, will get a taste of her cock.
>>173428930
After we use them to eradicate the Angara
Unhinged Cora when??
>>173429087
Unhinged, how?
>>173429087
>Punished Cora
>A futa betrayed by her dick
>>173428969
Cora "The Hammer" Harper is fiercely territorial, and will both defend her property and mark her territory at a moments notice.
>>173427489
>a waste of resources for a little extra dmg?
What else are you spending your resources on?
>>173427293
No, they aren't AOE. They just have a higher chance to cause stagger
>>173429156
Mentally
>wake up in the middle of the night
>see Cora's new TIM eyes hovering over your bed
>shimmer of biotics as she leans forward
>one of her hands is on your dick
>Did I ever tell you I was an Asari huntress, Ryder?
>>173429161
>>A futa betrayed by her dick
Got hard at the wrong time?
>>173429306
>micro Throws and Lifts jerking your cock
>>173429331
She's been trying to bed Ryder on her terms but her dick betrayed her and he found out about the mass relay in her pants
Now she has to do things the old fashion way
>>173428714
At least fedoras are real.
>>173429486
I'm kind of surprised that she lasted as long as she did before he discovered her coilgun.
>>173429601
don't be the stereotypical atheist deuche that wants to turn everything into a religious debate, anon
>>173423241
Yeah, but neither have Bioware :^)
>>173429306
>wake up in the middle of the night
>see Cora's new TIM eyes hovering over your bed
>shimmer of biotics as she leans forward
>one of her hands is on your dick
>her own mammoth cock, suspended in a mass effect field, hovers menacingly over your torso>Did I ever tell you I was an Asari huntress, Ryder?
FTFY
>>173429689
Not here to debate religion, but it's still a fact that religion and science have always been at odds. No amount of rationalization will change that.
>>173429843
>religion and science have always been at odds
Its not as cut and dry as that.
>>173429843
>>173429613
She thought she had control over her dick
But no amount of biotics can combat the need
>>173427398
You will burn in hell. Angara deserve nothing but genocide!
>>173426173
Sure.
>>173429843
I bet you told Suvi her faith is meaningless, you bastard.
do you reckon shepard ever got distracted on missions
>>173429843
what this anon said >>173429970
it's not that easy, sometimes they were at odds but we owe a lot of inventions and theories to catholic priests
>>173430105
Damn right I did. Told her no matter what she'd just delude herself into believing anyways regardless of the evidence or facts, and she was self aware of that as well, and worse, happy about it.
>>173430105
Not that dude, but I liked that you could (sort of) agree with Suvi on the whole greater power thing. I couldn't give two shits about religion but being able to roleplay a character that does is nice desu
>>173430105
I can't.
She's too sweet to be rude with.
She's like a sisterfu.
>>173430245
You. I like you.
>>173430241
It is that easy. It's very cut and dry. Them being able to put it aside and delude themselves on one hand while being great scientists on the other doesn't make the cognitive dissonance disappear.
They make an exception for their faith.
>>173430049
NOT with slimecats!! Remove this at once!
>>173428418
Truly extraordinary, and each one of those dots is a star possibly with planets. And possibly on those planets there is life, and maybe they also wonder if there is anything out there. I love space and all its possibilities.
Some music for you Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3fdhzjwl1Q
>>173430227
It's not healthy to deny the truth, anon.
>>173430209
If not by her ass, then certainly by her tits, cameltoe, thighs and tummy.
Or the light bouncing off the latex as it curves around her body, or the creaking and squeaking sound of the rubber material rubbing together as she moves around.
>>173430404
what
>>173430105
I just told her that she can believe what she wants. I'm roleplaying so telling her to fuck off with her religion just because she explained her beliefs AFTER being asked about it is simply a dick move.
>>173430548
They never apply science to their faith. Quite simply there is no room for faith in science, it goes entirely against the concept. It is quite literally belief without evidence. They make it an exception.
>>173430508
>get to choose your LI
>still no option to be chosen as the LI
>>173430479
Slimecats are the sweetest and most considerate lovers. She'll be treated like a princess.
>>173430481
Plus, Andromeda is more than twice the size of the Milky Way, it has 60 to 100% more stars than our galaxy.
Then there's also monsters like pic related.
>>173428862
>Have a lvl 20 strike team
>48% chances on gold
>>173430268
Well we dont know what's out there. maybe even humans were created by something we could perceive as a god, who knows. Or maybe were all trapped in a artificial world. I don't believe in god, but hard to rule anything out without cold hard facts.
>>173430654
but you need to have faith in science too, faith is not exclusive to religion, you have faith in the fact that what you believe is true and you pursue your theories.
to me science is exactly the same as suvi, a way to see God's work, at least that's what we catholics believe
>>173430854
Use mission funds to buy equipment.
Does Sara post here?
>>173431010
Her extranet access is restricted.
>>173431010
yes hello
>>173430823
T-they're just friends. She needed a hug.No more pictures
>>173430890
There is no room for faith in science. Faith is antithetical to science. For science, evidence is everything. If you don't have evidence, then you have nothing.
Faith is belief without evidence, how could that possibly fit in? It couldn't, because evidence is a requirement, it's not an optional.
this game feels like 90% tedious filler quests
>>173431163
I'll fill your quest, if you know what I mean ;)
>>173430867
>>173430268
There are things out there.
>>173430105
I couldn't, I 'd feel bad. She's really sweet.
>>173425834
>last update: Oct 9th, 2014
well what do you think?
also update = just copy the shit out of it, make a new one and post it with the next OP.
>>173430867
I really like the concept of intelligent design, even if I could never believe in it myself. The fact the humans exist at all is pretty damn cool, and I wouldn't fault someone for thinking we didn't just get here by sheer luck and coincidence.
>>173431082
Hey Sara, do you want to play with legos tonight?
>>173431127
there's plenty of room for faith in science, without faith you just have numbers, no inspiration.
it's all like a treasure hunt to find the origin of everything and how God shaped it, but i'm just an archaeology studentlet me guess, INTJ?
>Armored carapace
>spikes
>Disciplined and dutiful
>Yet warm, cuddly and sensitive lovers
Turians are made to protect and love.
>>173430483
It's truly a shame the Tempest isn't equiped with any weaponry, because the Angara need to be nuked from orbit.
There must be someone in this worthless Initiative who can engineer another genophage and deploy it against these slimecats.
>>173431010
Leave me alone Scott! I need my alone time!
>>173431010
Before 9pm she does. After then she should be in bed.
>>173431310
I, personally, ascribe to Deism and the idea of an indifferent creator, who sets the stage, sets the rules, and watches it go.
>Sentinel with overload, incinerate, throw and backlash
or
>Adept with anhiilation field, charge, shockwave and backlash
Im undecided for the first playthrough
>>173430778
Jesus, seeing stuff like that makes me really humble. Holy shit that is huge, makes you wonder what secrets it holds.
How does it make you feel?
>>173431480
just imagine how many civilizations can be therejust imagine how many aliens you can bang there
>>173431480
Among them, probably the biggest black hole in the known universe.
>>173430481
And that feel whenyou realize you'll never fly to these stars.And that humanity will probably kill itself before being able to explore the space.
Here's some music for you t-too...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIzM9p3dUm8
>Find dead body or empty building
>There is a datapad or audio log nearby that explains what happened or tells you where the person went
Andromeda beats this trope to death. It's insane how many times the game uses this
Have they added anything that you can do after finishing the story?
I don't really want to start a 3rd run
>>173431362
You aren't required to believe anything without evidence in science. The evidence leads you to conclusions. You don't start with a conclusion and work to prove it true. You start with a hypothesis and work to prove it false. It's an entirely different approach to answering the questions of observable reality.
One you have to ignore in order to take things on faith. Hence making exceptions.
With faith or religion, you are starting from an unfalsifiable conclusion.
>>173431452
If you are playing Andromeda you only get 3 skills slots
>>173423831
Give me a waifu with prostheses and a bangin' bod, Bioware!
>>173431127
Just because science has an epistemology that is empirically based doesn't mean that it doesn't take certain things as given. Science and the scientific method take for granted, have faith in if you're so inclined, the reliability of the senses and the uniform reliability of causality. Neither of these can be investigated, as the means to investigate them are what is being investigated.
Calm your shit.
Serious question. No memes.
Why were homosexuals/transexuals allowed on the expedition?
The galaxy will need to be populated. Homosexuals/transexuals will not be reproducing which lowers the base gene pool that will be used to repopulate the galaxy. Someone else could have come in that place and do the same job while contributing to the gene pool.
>>173431552
>Jaal and Vetra commiserate after realizing Scott and Sara would only ever love eachother
>>173431589
>And that humanity will probably kill itself before being able to explore the space.
Some alien species will record it and laugh at us primitives.
>>173431552
Vetra is for Scott and Scott only.
>>173431649
you are required to have faith in your hypotesis, or it's just numbers, nothing more, no inspiration, no interest, no passion, it's boring, it's soulless
>>173431254
What is that?
>>173431656
I thought you could change between different 3 skill selections with an hotkey. Only 3 at all times? Thats lame.
>>173431708
>>173431860
You don't believe hypothesis, you test them.
It's really sad that when I found the house with crazy people in it on Kadara I thought it was just par for the course and didn't immediately realize something was wrong.
>>173431552
Vetra/Jaal/Sara threesome soon?
Did they fix this embarrassing scene?
>>173431890
It's actuallyjust a formation of stars with a constelation that turned out to look like a smiley. The two big ones are two supergiants locked to each other.
i just got through with the shitty acid water planet
am i ever going to get to make any choices? it seems like im just forced to go along with fag aliens i dont care about and wish i could just genocide
how come i havent got to murder anyone yet? or even be rude to anyone? there are plenty of niggers ive met so far that needed a good bullet in the face
>>173431807
Homosexuals can still reproduce, anon. Being gay doesn't mean your balls are cut off, and lesbians still have wombs.
How do we solve the Hurian problem?
>>173431838
We fucked up, Ryder.
>>173431984
Fire. A lot of fire.
>>173431807
Because most of the reproduction in such a colonization effort would be done in labs anyway.
You need to produce people fast, you can't just rely on people banging when you have the population of like a quarter of an average city.
>>173431975
Yes.
>>173431971
Scott/Vetra/Jaal/Sara orgy when?
>>173431971
Even Peebee not into threesomes while she wants both Jaal and Sara.
>>173431656
No throw on the sentinel or anihilation field on the adept then.
>>173431807
Because Bioware puts "progressiveness" above writing quality.
>>173431984
Nuke the sun and enjoy the super nova.
>>173431589
Yeaaah, that has me kinda sad too.For now we'll make due watching, maybe if were lucky we wont utterly destroy ourselves. Atleast Elon Musk seem to be making some progress with those reusable rockets
Don't be sad, think about Carl Sagan Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
>>173431952
numbers, numbers, numbers
take all the joy away from it
>>173431984
It won't be a problem, just breed the femturs more.
Don't stop.
>>173431807
think of the publicity goyim, and when people criticize us for our shitty game we can just hide behind the gay wall and call them bigots
Does Vetra like dogs?
>>173432397
She probably doesn't know what they are.
>>173432397
They aren't even a food.
>>173431807
That's like half of what Gil's story is about.
You don't have to be straight to get pregnant or get someone pregnant.
We can do this casually today. What do you think they can do with future space magic technology?
>>173432315
How is there less joy in taking something you observe in the universe and trying to figure out how it works, than there is taking something you can't observe and assuming it as the answer to everything?
Is the universe really that boring to you?
>>173431975
Yup, Peepoo has now be fully educated on how to properly handle a gun.
>>173431807
Even today you don't need sex anymore to get pregnant.
>>173432339
I'm going to put Vetra into a mating press and you can't stop me.
>>173431975
Sadly yes.
>>173432615
>implying gay men donate sperm
>>173432656
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend
>>173432709
All of Gil's quest is about how he wants to father have a baby by donating sperm.
>>173432656
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriendand baby
>>173431807
>Someone else could have come in that place and do the same job while contributing to the gene pool.
I think you overestimate how many people are willing to leave everything behind them. Most of the people in Andromeda joined the Initiative, because they wanted a fresh start due to various reasons, but almost none of them joined just for the lulz, well, except Peanut Butter.
>>173432656
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend
>>173432709
Why wouldn't they? Getting your genetic material stored was probably part of the process to join the Initiative.
>>173432179
Never due to Sara's purity.
>>173432656
>can't unsee that mouse cursorEveryone wants a spiky girlfriend
>>173432623
>deep penetration
>hand holding
>kissing
>eye contact
This is the only true way to make love to your Turian gf/wife
I hate every original series reference so far.
>Conrad's sister effectively sucking Sloane's girl cock.
>Liara's voice recordings
>Cereberus scientists not only doing blatantly evil mind control experiments, but literally announcing themselves as former Cerberus agents and human supremacists
>Ryder doing Shepard's dance
>The only armor option for Biotics being the stupid N7 armor
Disgusting, all of it
>>173432179
>orgy begins
>ends with Vetra and Jaal in a corner being ignored by Scott and Sara as they fuck like dogs
>>173432972
Would Sara donate eggs to the breeding program?
>>173432272
Man, melodysheep's stuff should be in andromeda ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vioZf4TjoUI
>>173433148
the whole game is a huge shit
>>173433206
Will you dare explain to her how human reproduction works?
>>173433148
Conrad's sister is just doing exactly what Conrad did to Shepard. It must run in the family.
>>173431415
Sara, we need to talk. Where you touched me earlier, it's not something brothers and sisters should do. Please please don't do it again.
Dinner will be ready in an hour.
>>173432656
everyone wants a spiky girlfriendthat shares your hate of jews[/spoilers]
why are there no white men in the whole game? i wandered around the new citadel and all i saw were a bunch of mongrels with nigger hair
>>173433273
Scott can show her
>>173433169
>Scott and Sara
>fuck like dogs
ButThe Knottis an angarian thing.
>>173433418
The white people were rich enough to pay off the Initiative to let them chill in cryo until a perfect world was settled. Meridian will be flooded with blond-haired, blue-eyed men and women come MEA2.
>>173428418
>so much stuff out there
>it's too far away
Any shotgun recommendations for singleplayer?
I'm using the Ruzad which has no range and does mediocre damage.
>>173433438
[Spoiler] Knot? no really explain it to me [/spoiler]
>>173433273
No, but lets explain symbiosis for her with the flowers and bees example just in case the core audience doesn't understand what simple words mean.
>>173433269
Andromeda is probably the worst game I've played in the past 2 years.
And yet I somehow still feel compelled to play it. Even over better games I have in my backlog.
>>173433418
Addison's assistant is a white russian guy
>>173433113
I'm going to beat Vetra with a hammer while fucking her deep from behind and refuse to pull out. Also, you cannot stop me.
anyone know where the full pic is?
>>173433607
The Dhan
>>173433685
If you do that, you'll kill her.
>>173433438
>cat/snake aliens
>large families
>lots of mothers
>emotional
If they have anything, they have little external bonobo dicks.
>>173433607
Remnant shotgun with plasma system mod and 25% shield when ammo runs out.
Congrats, enjoy a shotgun that regenerates 25% shield with every single shot
>>173428418
>>173428649
>>173430481
>>173431589
>>173432272
>>173433216
Goddamn it /meg/, this hurts too much.
cora is an annoying autistic asari weeb. why couldnt we just get an actual asari commando companion instead of this retarded cunt
>>173433857
I love my Weabloo
>>173433780
If I pull off her carapace will she die?
>>173428418
>Fullsize Original: 4.3 GB
sheeeeeit
>>173433216
Yeah, melodysheep got some pretty nice tunes.
Something inspirational
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH3c1QZzRK4
>>173433849
VR and AR will be a big thing in 20-30 years.
You won't be able to explore the universe, but you'll be able to explore digital ones.
>>173433759
how is she not dead?!?!
>>173433857
Because an actual asari commando would be on the asari ark, protecting her species.
>>173432397
She only likesknots
>>173433857
What did you just fucking say?
>>173433607
The Dhan is the best with the Crusader as a runnerup.
The Pirahna is also good but you can't augment it
>>173433759
Who's the father?
>>173433759
the fuck is wrong with you?
>>173433901
It would be extremely painful.
>>173433418
wat
>>173434005
>*The N7 Pirahna is also good
>>173434005
>can't augment it
Really?
>>173425050
T H I C CI really like your stuff. May I suggest looking at a picture of a turian while drawing them, I think it's easy to draw them a little differently otherwise.
>>173423831
>>173424324
>>173425207
>>173425953
>>173426018
>tfw all the memeing has made me fall in love with her
What now.
>>173433936
True enough.https://vimeo.com/209070629
>>173434005
>The Pirahna is also good
It's arguably the best shotty in the game.
Next best shotty is the Talon which isn't even a shotty.
>>173433936
>imagen fucking your waifu or husbando in VR
>>173434309
>>173433849There's a qt alien girl out there waiting for you. She'll always look up at the stars and wonder where you are.
>>173434402
>not already masturbating to VR porn using your phone and some $20 VR goggles for phones
Tell me about Cora and her suit. How stuffy does it get?
>>173434037
I can only imagine the maury show this was involved in
>>173433759
>Her moans are cuter then the clue ones
>*Than
>*One's
>fuck you
>>173434473
Not good enough.
>>173434079
Vetra's a big girl
>>173434537
Imagine how sweaty she'd be after Eos/Eladeen or Harvarl.
>>173434414
No she won't. She doesn't even know you exist.
>>173434282
Nekkid turian references that don't look unappealing are tough to find, but good tip nonetheless. Their physiology is adorable but funky
I've been out of practice, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Practicing has helped since my last attempt at drawing an anon's request, pic related
>>173434820
>hop back in the Nomad on Eladeen after a tough fight
>Cora jumps in shotgun
>Radiation levels increasing, Pathfinder
>>173434309
I don't know, anon. She lives hundreds of years in the future, in another galaxy andshe isn't real. I think >>173434407 is right, suicide might be the solution for me.
Whoever told me you could play aggressive on insanity is a fucking liar.
Still having fun though. Enemies are actually aggressive.
>>173434394
How is the Pirahna better than the Dhan?
>>173433759
>go on /aco/ to find full pic
>xeno thread
>fuck yes they must have this and femtur porn too
>almost all turian porn
>male turian porn
>gay too
WHY
>>173434414
>real life Vetra/Sid is out there somewhere
>she's busy getting pounded by an alpha from her own species
>>173434931
>>173434309
>can't even waifu her in the game
>>173431552
>There There...
>*Sniff* They're trying to make me gay *sniff*
>I know, it'll be okay..
>They want me to steal scott from you. I know how happy he makes you. I would never
>Shhhh, relax. It'll all work out..
>There's a hashtag and everything *Sniff* *Sob* *Angaran sadness noises (Sounds like he's choking on popcorn)*
>>173434939
Once you reach level 20 or so you can be pretty aggressive as a vanguard.
>vetra is a judgmental cunt that acts like everyone's judgmental jewish mom and rebuffs olive branches from everyone
I guess raptorfuckers have no choice but to scrape the bottom of the barrel.
>>173434939
>Pirannha shotgun
>max charge and use it for shield recharge
>mass effect field aoe
>lance
>mods that make gun restore shield on kill and empty
So, how did all you Sarafags react to The Archon and his dastardly plans for her?
>>173435000
People who want Jaal to be bi are terrible
What level would you have to reach to max out every power/passive of all 3 types?
>tfw the option to not hug Vetra ins the steak scene is better than the hug scene
>>173435000
>Sounds like he's choking on popcorn
Top fukken kek
>>173435249
I stopped him.
Her big bro will always protect her.
>>173435249
ArchonxSara is my new otp
>>173434906
>>Radiation levels increasing, Pathfinder
>>173435147
>>>Radiation levels increasing, Pathfinder
>>173434978
Stop it
>>173435249
Iwas too busy fucking Vetra and making Hurian's to care
>>173424840
>you will never go on a galactic crusade with your cute alien shield maiden
So i got 9/9 remnant data cores but nothing happened
>>173435371
How would that even work? Kett have no reproductive organs.
Sara needs to go to bed now! It's too late.
how old is vetra? she sounds milfy
>>173434309
Sara is my first actual ME waifu and it's something I didn't expect going in, at all. I've liked characters likeJackbefore, but never to this degree.
I guess love really isn't something you can plan for.
>>173435249
Ienjoyed hearing her suffer
>>173435562
late twenties early thirties is what one anon determined with references to her age.
>>173435556
He has hands and a mouth though
>Keep an Avenger equipped for cutscenes even though it only appears half the time
>Always switch to Carnifex so I can actually kill stuff
Who decided that ARs had to be shit?
I like his blankets
>>173434820
>that sweat shiny body as she takes it off
>that smell through the crotch of her suit when you stuff your face in there
>>173435562
She's 29 or 30.
And no she is not a virgin. She once took a job as a table dancer on Omega.
>>173435575
Your waifu chooses you, never the opposite.
>>173435751
>No Vetra version of this
Daily reminder that kett probably have an orifice like an anus and you can probably fuck that hole.
>>173435912
Or maybe they have some advanced recycling thing going on.
>>173435802
>you cant LI the waifu that chose you
its like some tragic story of two lovers that can only communicate via letters. you will never be toegether
>>173435732
>Opaque visor
FUCKING
PATCH WHEN
>>173435802
Shechoo-choo-chooses you.
>>173435695
Someone clearly hasent used the thonkin.
>>173435697
>two rofjinns
Where is the second one?
>>173436019
>kett physiology so advanced there's no waste to be excreted
>anything left over is processed and gradually pushed through the skin to reinforce their bony exoskeleton armour
>>173436205
That's creepy for some reason.
>>173436025
At least you can find a proper husband for her.
>>173436098
Looking like shit is a kind of being shit anon
>>173436037
Now.Offer only valid on Elaaden
>>173435732
I just want to rub my hands all over her waist/stomach.
>>173436205
Need a darker brown.
>>173436205
A bit intense, but I like it!
>all this ass posting about cora/miri
thank you based anons, it's a nice break from the raptor faggotry
I swear. The next person to post a SFW Cora picture, I'll turn her blue. You better not do it.
>>173436213
Would be pretty interesting. I'm curious as to how the Archon got a doughnut horn thing.
>>173434949
>Dhan
-Higher Damage per shot
-Better Range
-It gets 5 augment slots
-Can take advantage of reload based augments
>Pirahna
-Less damage per shot but higher overall potential DPS if all the shots land
-Less range so you have to be really close to get that higher dps
-Only 3 augment slots
-Not a good candidate for reload augments
Pirahna is a good choice for vanguards and annhilation builds. Though personally I'd rather have that sweet 10% recharge reduction.
Dhan is better for everything else
>>173436449
So you like asses, huh?
Complete scene when?
>>173435265
150, but the cap is 132
>>173436304
Damn, those hips and thighs.
Wouldn't have minded opacity and colour options.
>>173436339
>I just want to rub my hands all over her waist/stomach.
You and me both.
>>173436304
Well, if it's the only way
>>173436304
What helmet is that?
>>173436751
>body hair never ever
>>173436751____BRAP____
>>173436304
A helmet that DOESN'T SUCK?!
So I'm playing an vanguard-ish explorer who mainly uses a shotgun (Dhan).
What's a good option for medium range accurate damage? I'm using the Valkyrie right now and I wonder if there is something better.
Post em
>>173436304
Wasn't Saelen mentioned in the companion files?
>>173436893
Has Bioware ever even done with with someone?
>>173436982
I used the Hornet. Any pistol really.
>>173436837
There is no skin/hair to turn blue. So...done I guess?
>>173432656
EVERYONEWANTSASPIKYGIRLFRIEND
>>173436837
Dang, her butt looks so soft.
>>173436952
>>173436878
Andromeda Elite, from viewing all the briefings on the andromeda website, while being logged in.
It's a pretty nice looking helmet, but it only gives 7% shields, and has no upgrade or blueprint.
>>173437045
You work fast anon. Good Job.
>>173437076
Vetra's butt looks softer.
Is there a bulky armor?
>>173436205
Make them hazel.
>>173437198
>You will never train Vetra's tight little butt to love anal sex.
>>173437198
Looks bony, but I guess that's what you get with a spiky Girlfriend.
>>173437326
The big piece in the middle is hiding the rest of her ass.
Tumblr likes Jaal because he is them: a raVing, overly emotional, borderline autist who constantly weirds out and alienates the people around him by saying stupid shit, and whose version of trying to hit on his crush is "look at this dead rodent I dissected, also I love you". But he has another attribute they so desire: in reality everyone think he's great, they just don't directly tell him. Tumblr would like to believe that they possess the latter attribute of Jaal, but really they only possess the former. Plus the cuckoldry.
>>173437260
the final style of Pathfinder is pretty bulky
So, what is the Scourge?
>>173436893
>no tasteful bush for Cora
>no armpit hair
Lame. Even Triss had pubes in TW2.
>>173437264
>>173437021
Not as far as I know.
DAO and DA2 could be modded to have some, at least.
>>173437021
Varric had a hairy chest
>>173434896
This one is nice as well, hope you draw more.
>>173437391
>it's an anon thinks liking Jaal is unique to Tumblr episode
>>173434896
>My request
Yay!
>>173437425
>>173437708
Getting better!
Soft brown eyes melts my heart.
>>173434896
Cute!
>>173437671
I want a version of this image, but with Sara eating a salad.
>>173437425
>>173437708
Could you dogreen eyes?
So how does lesbian sex between a Human and a Turian work?
>>173434896
Good job Anon, i hope you keep doing art. Don't be like me and put down the pen for half a year at a time.
>>173437264
>>173437391
So, Jaal is their Sara?
>>173437918
Lots of fingering and krogan cock strap-ons
>>173437424
>>173437918
Tongue condoms? Strap ons/fingers. Being nuked from orbit.
>>173438091
>Ryder's face
Perfect
So with the romancing and sexing after you lock whomever in, I know you can still bang Keri the Asari news chick, but can you still do the "no strings attached" with PeeBee as well at the same time?
>>173437918
Turian fingers are pretty thick
>>173438168
Nope
>>173438168
She tells you it's totally discreet anon.
Why would she lie?
>>173438091
>>173438168
She sends PeeBee a video of you fucking her
Someone mentioned an Adepta Sororita Ryder last night, so I took a swing at it. I like how the face came out.
>>173438168
Nope. She didn't bring it up. She respects you relationship
Also
>cheating on your waifu/husbando
>>173437842
>>173438141
I feel it says it all, it has that " Is nobody gonna tell her" look.
>>173438091
There's this: >>173436304, too.
>>173438365
Cute
>>173438091
>>173438049
>>173438365
Beautiful.
Just purchase this game. I know it was reviewed semi negatively but I'm having a lot of fun.
Alsorate my ryderTried my best with what is given at creation.
Man, fuck the time based AVP bonuses. Why can't they just stack?
Like, how does going back to the Tempest every 30 minutes to pick up bonuses enhance my gameplay experience?
Would Jaal's mother be disappointed that Sara can't have little Jaal juniors?
>>173438585
Did someone shat on her face?
>>173438585
The hair is... bright
>>173438603
Because a retarded as rookie team built this and all the know how to do is horde mode MP
>>173438585
I'm not too big fan of that preset, mostly because of the extreme cupid's bow.
>>173438585
You can to to the nexus website and get Sara presets.
>>173438623
Yes because Sara is not for sexual.
>>173438623
>he doesn't know
>>173438585
Were you trying to make her look like Charlize Theron?
>>173438623
Knowing Sahuna, she'll do anything to have grandchildren.ANYTHING
>>173438240
>>173438263
Damn, I was kinda hoping to lock in one relationship, then still do PeeBee and Keri on the side.
>>173438342
To be honest, I haven't picked yet. I want my ginger sisRyder to get with SuviIsuch terrible weakness for redheadsbut I didn't expect the feels I am feeling with Vetra right now, I though it was meme. TO be honest, I planed on romancing Vetra one day with broRyer.
>tfw no plot of Sara getting with Vetra first before her brother can
>>173438585
Looks like she's earned her red wings
>>173438810
Would she watch them fuck and give them tips?
>>173438951
I tihnk he's implying she'll carry Jaal's children
>>173438585
What happened to her chin? Did something happen during cryo?
>>173439025
Would she let Sara watch?
>>173439025
NO
>>173438483
>>173438951She'll lock them in some remnant vault and never let them go until remnants will make them compatible.Sara will the the first human in andromeda who was fucked to death.
>>173439025
>>173438673
>>173439040
No, I just like scars. I feel like in an uncharted space expedition filled with aliens where you are among the first to make known all of the unknown, odds are you are going to get hurt.
>>173438679
I like bright.
>>173438714
Honestly, I don't like any of the presets. I messed with all of them and none even the one I used really stuck out to me.
>>173438717
had no idea.
Also, does my training go into multiplayer? Or am I given a random apex npc? I picked a technician for a more of a teamwork style of play.
>>173439247
*will be
Fug
>>173438585
>Sara "What do you mean you don't accept your competitor's coupons?" Ryder
>>173434975
i'll dump what i have.
>>173438585
Any of the blonde hair shades look alright in game?
Should I finish the Hunting the Archon quest on Kadara or check out the two new planets the game introduced first?
Is there some kind of cutoff point if I advance the main story?
>>173439025
Now that is just disgusting Anon, she would probably just find a suitable angaran woman to be a surrogate for them.
>>173439571
One of his sisters would work out well. Or maybe a cousin.
>>173439547
I like this one. I think it was the middle blonde choice? Most of the blonde choices though seemed subpar. Its brighter than normal because I went to a place with a lot of light to help show the face.
Reminder to protect Sara from mean aliens, predators and megablocks advertisements.
>>173439550
The game will tell you when the final mission is. Alos you don't miss out on any quest if you compete the main ones first.
>>173439550
You can keep playing after the main story, although completing the main story missions kill the drive for me, had to begin NG+
>>173439698
>One of his sisters would work out well. Or maybe a cousin
Still incest Anon, still disgusting. Try again.
>>173439752
Reminder to protect mean aliens, predators and megablocks advertisements from Sara.
>>173439752
>Megablocks
>>173439919
Sara shouldn't use her retard strength for evil.
>>173438623
Sara is pure and will not submit to such primal urges as getting inseminated by a hideous purple brute. She will remain chaste, do not bring this into discussion ever again.
>>173433759
Here you faggot.
http://throatsart.tumblr.com/post/150505438089/quarian-prisoner-why-does-tali-get-put-in-public
>>173440023
Purging megablocks shills is the utmost good.
>>173439752
Oh no!
>>173439889
Some dialogue changes to reflect the ending though
>mfw they ditched paragon/renegade system so that the only options in dialogue you get anymore are being either a sarcastic or a plain goody two shoes
I just want the option to tell Liam to fuck off at least once. Is that so hard to ask?
>>173439752
Don't worry, Cora and I will keep the meanies away from her.Unless we're sweaty fuckin' in the Nomad, while driving around in the desert.
>>173438623
Sara is only for having little Ryder juniors.
>>173440090
That is NOT canon.
>>173434721
GOD DAMN IT EVERYWHERE I GO BANE POSTING ALWAYS SEEMS TO FOLLOW FUCK
CAN I PLEASE JUST GO ONE DAY WITHOUT IT I SWEAR IT'S MAKING ME GO MAD
>>173440213
Seriously. Soon it'll be down to only the nice option. DA:I had nice, aggressive, and sarcastic. ME:A has nice and sarcastic. Not hard to see what's next.
>>173440051
>"When you first see Ryder and Jaal lying together behind the waterfall his hips are like right on hers so she must have been able to feel him, right?"
>"Yes of course. It's quite noticeable since he moans when she hooks her leg around him and presses him closer."
>"When he first lies on top of her, they kiss gently, but when he pulls her in for a deeper kiss, she pushes him down into her and they moan and kiss harder, equally aroused."THIS HURTS YOU
>>173440353
That's a big problem you got there
>>173440090
>>173440460
If we stop bane posting, will we die?
>>173440353
Somebody get this hothead outta here
>>173440353
Do you feel in charge?
>>173440439
>>173440567
My two favourite things combined. Today is a good day.
>>173440439
>>173425801
updated the vetra pastebin, there's probably more i didn't get though
>megablocks advertisements
How else can she know of and build the Star Trek sets out there?
Also my sisRyer, p-please be gentle anon...
>>173440327
Can't deny it forever Scott.
>>173440353
>>173431552
What cute friends.
This makes me wonder what ships will become popular between the crew. You know it's bound to happen eventually. I think some fujos are already into Jaal/Liam.
>>173440439
Absolutely abhorrent, you have no soul.
>>173440439I'LL HURT YOU!!!Nice pic though, senpai
>First vault is a large complex with platforming plenty of fights
>That wasn't super great but they could easily expand on it in the future vaults
>Every other vault is like 3-4 rooms then you run back to the entrance
I don't know why I expected anything good from this game.
>>173440764
>implying Sara likes Star Trek
>implying her bro doesn't buy her the best Lego Star Wars sets
Speaking of Liam, could someone please explain to me his whole loyalty mission arc? It kept jumping around and I couldn't tell what the fuck he had actually done for his cross species whatever.
>>173441017
>Sara never understood why Luke and Leia couldn't get together
>>173440439
Where is this from? Asking purely for scientific reasons.
>>173440764
Pretty cute!
>>173441161
>Sara keeps asking Scott why she can't kiss him
>>173440439
Nice.
>>173441316
>Sara keeps ignoring Scott when he tells her they can't both sleep in the same bed.
>>173425291
It's consolefags that keep trash games like this alive. 98% of all ME:A sales were consolefags.
>>173440439
Why is this happening? Why is this allowed?
All I'd ever want is a quiet evening with her, enjoying each other's company.
Meanwhile all this sick alien fiend wants is to satisfy his deplorable primal hunger. He doesn't deserve Sara and should be punished.
>>173441214"Analysis" of waterfall scene from Jaal's theme at neo-bsn. These autismos are quite amusing sometimes.
>>173441418
You got a source for that big boy?
Of course you don't.
>>173441415
>implying I wouldn't let my sister sleep with me and Gil for max comfy
It's like you guys don't want to keep her safe and happy
SARA IS NOT FOR LEWD
>>173440439
That'sarousing. Sara is for lewd indeed.
>>173441415
>Scott tucks Sara in to bed after helping her into her hanar onesie
>reads her a bedtime story
>sneaks away after she falls asleep
>still wakes up with hernakedin his bed every time
>>173441421
>Meanwhile all this sick alien fiend wants is to satisfy his deplorable primal hunger. He doesn't deserve Sara and should be punished.
All Angara need to be wiped out desu.
This is how I imagine what Cora'scock.
>http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/s/SprinklePoo/449651/SprinklePoo-449651-The_big_tease.jpg
>>173441421
You mean,
>satisfy her deplorable primal hunger
What would Alec think of you degenerates sexualizing his little girl.
Reminder that Scott forced Sara to get lip implants.
>>173441706
>gif related
lmao
>>173441949
He'd be glad we were following in his footsteps.
>>173441921
Sara is T H I C C
>>173441949
It's his fault.
>>173441921
Stop this, please!
>>173442049
They're completely natural!
>>173441949
But I don't. I just want to protect my little sis
>>173441862
I was thinking more along the lines ofhttp://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/d/image/1402/90/1402903191322.jpg
I want to marry Cora and raiseSaratogehter.
>>173441838
>the angara learn to control the Remnant technology and go on a conquest through Heleus to claim their "inheritance"
>the Initiative will be forced to retaliate
NO MERCY
NUKES FOR AYA
VAULTS WILL TURN THEIR ASHES INTO FERTILIZER ONCE WE'RE DONE
Did Sara take Jaals virginity?
>>173442347
There's plenty of Cora to see to the needs of both Ryders.
>Looting is wrong
>get emasculated on the spot in front of the homies
What was meant by this?
Reminder that Jaal is bi.
>>173442461
That honor was all Scott's.
Why do people like Drack? He's dreadfully boring.
Does ever say anything other than:
>Krogan are tough
>I don't trust people
>I like killing things
>I've seen a lot of shit and bad things don't phase me
>>173442347
>ywn be an asari ryder
>cora will never lust for you blue cock
>>173441862
>>173442331
>>173442492
>thought i'd tell the looters to fuck off
>looting is wrong
thanks ryder
>>173442578
>he doesn't understand why Drack is awesome
Sad!
>>173442492
I've still not found this, where are these guys?
>>173442629
You spent the entire game looting shit. You deserve it.
>>173442461
Scott took the virginity ofboth.
>>173442559
How'd he do that when he's in a coma?
>>173442578
He's boring but he's the least boring, which puts him miles ahead of the other companions.
>>173442347
Stop humanwashing Cora!!!
>>173442690
next to Tartarus on the far right
>>173442578
So do you just play with the sound and subs off and assume what characters say or something?
>>173442461
Sara is and will remain a virgin herself. Don't tempt her into comitting immoral sexual sins.
Roll
>>173441464
http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/27/mass-effect-andromeda-debut-is-less-than-mass-effect-3-6536128/
Idiot
>>173442347
What if Ellen is cured? Wouldn't she be mador would she be relieved she doesn't have to deal with Sara anymore
>>173442171Sara laid on her back, a soft smile on her lips and her eyes heavy-lidded as she gazed up at her lover. Jaal leaned over her, their bodies not quite touching, but the heat drawing them closer inch by inch. He pressed his lips against hers, the kiss tender and controlled.
She responded equally before they parted, then felt his hand touch the side of her face and pull her up as he kissed her deeper. She wrapped her leg around his thigh, their bodies now entwined, the heat feeling like a fire between their hips. They moaned into the kiss, the pace of it becoming frantic and almost desperate.
Jaal broke the kiss and began to press softer kisses on her collarbone, between her breasts and her stomach. His moans caused her to breathe harder as his kisses inched lower and lower.
>>173442741
They were fucking long before they left the Milky Way.
>>173442702
i am ryder! i am above the law!
>>173442873
rallan
>>173442718
Sara is for Jaal! Back off Scott!
>>173442957
this is fake news! sara is forpeebee
>>173442586
>Able to play different races
>Play an Asari Ryder
>You are automatically locked into the Cora romance and she will pursue you relentlessly no matter how many times you reject her
>>173424527
oh my god! My cock!! I need more!
>>173442896Sara laid on her back, a soft smile on her lips and her eyes heavy-lidded as she gazed up at her brother. Scott leaned over her, their bodies not quite touching, but the heat drawing them closer inch by inch. He pressed his lips against hers, the kiss tender and controlled.
She responded equally before they parted, then felt his hand touch the side of her face and pull her up as he kissed her deeper. She wrapped her leg around his thigh, their bodies now entwined, the heat feeling like a fire between their hips. They moaned into the kiss, the pace of it becoming frantic and almost desperate.
Scott broke the kiss and began to press softer kisses on her collarbone, between her breasts and her stomach. His moans caused her to breathe harder as his kisses inched lower and lower.
>>173442873
Rolleo
>>173442896You should write more, i need more for science purposes.
>>173442957
Kallo romance when?
>>173442440
Couldn't agree more, but the Initiative is full of horny sluts who would rather get impregnated by purple turds.Sara is not one of them.
>>173443119
Incest fags are the worst.
>>173443204
Nothing wrong with loving your cute, autistic sister.
>>173442331
Oh, damn! Shame about thecircumcision, though.
/d/ designs Cora:
>http://move.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/d/image/1483/93/1483931947703.png
>>173443247
Except she's mentally disabled and can't consent. You rapist.
>>173443135Not my stuff, just sharing to friendly bully pureSara-anon.
>>173442578
>Get excited for Vetra because we get a filthy, smuggler scum squadmate
>She's just a cute onee-san with daddy issues
>>173442440
Burn Harvarl to the ground
>>173442896
Cease posting RIGHT NOW.
The internet was not intended for such vicious defamation.
>>173442873
hell why not
>>173443204
>he would fuck an ayy lmao instead of his qt twin sister
Disgusting
>>173443147
Never probably. Bioware doesn't understand that people want to bang salarians.
>come into thread
>all this saraposting
Why is saraposting out of control today?
>>173443312
like 90% of people are mentally disabled
>>173443283
oh lawdy! SFM fucking when!
>>173442873
Damn that drell is hot
>>173443312
So is Jaal.
If you think Sloppy Jaalopy and Sara belong together you're literally committing double rape.
>>173443436
It's always out of control.
>>173443332Then whoever wrote it needs to write more, makes me think of the fic someone shared yesterday. It was pretty good
>>173443436
Embrace the goddess.
>>173443312
Don't need to consent for hugging and cuddling.
Maybe forhandholding.
>>173443493
>quarian pirate lord who uses all of her income on guns
Sounds like a win win for me
>>173443510
That's a nice pic
>saved
>>173434975
>>173439447
>>>/aco/1310436
http://imgur.com/a/gvBvJ
>>173437703
Glad it enthuses you, anon
I'll keep at it, someone has to counter the yuri spam
>>173443510
Too FR*CKEN CUTE!
>>173443283
>Oh, damn!Yeah, KamiTorra draws some amazing cocks.
>spoiler
Nice.
These two were the best parts of a 3 part series:
>http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1259665
>http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1347013
>>173443436
It was either that or atheist sperging mingled with Vetra posting.
>>173443506
>double rape
Purest form of love.
>>173443334
If it helps she's probably into filthy rough butt stuff
>>173443976
Well at least Jaal can protect her right?
>>173443081
>she won't get mad if you have flings with other girls and guys because the manuals tell her to "spread the seed"
>>173444016
No, he's a mean alien.
He must be purged.
>>173443982
She has no butt with which to be either rough or filthy
>>173443638
>>173443698
Equallypurestandlewdest.
>>173444026
Hot
>>173443835
Oh, hey, Greengriffin. I love three part series he made with futa Power Girl and She-Hulk.
The entire thread is awesome.
>http://move.loveisover.me/d/thread/7306526/
I do love Albatross' art when it's not too extreme.
>>173443653
>>173444026
Cuckquean Cora best Cora
>4 krogan vanguard on gold
Man that was brutal.
>>173443982
It really doesn't. I just want cool squadmates. I couldn't care less about who I can fade to black with.
Do you think Sara has a Nintendo 3DS with animal crossing?
Postpure.
>>173444016
Was there any doubt?
>>173444246
What happened? I love a good horror story.
>>173444059
She's got the hole at least
>>173444124
Fucking hell's bells, she is so beautiful.
I hope we get Sid as squadmate, we need a Turian engineer
>>173444267
>>173444374
Anything involving Sid gives me cringe
>>173444348B-blue tongue?
>>173444505Angaran semen.
SARA IS FOR RAPE
>>173444505
She's been eating ice lollies.
>>173444285
What armor is that Anon?
>>173444653
sauce
>>173444203
She's a meme, but there's some really goodMeystuff out there.
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/AnimeFlux/254023/Meys-Valentine-Jawbreaker
Does the infiltrator dodge actually break aggro, or is the invisibility purely cosmetic?
>>173442873
Anything but Batarian.
>>173444704
Pathfinder's. Level I or II, I think.
>>173442873
Fiiiiiine.
Rollan.
>>173444814
It seemed to when I did it. Has Anointed turn around and ignore me.
>>173442873
roll
>>173442873
Rolling for a concubine
>>173444750
I really like Anasheya's stuff of her.
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Anasheya/339376/sleeping
>http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Anasheya/341136/reading-somthing
She looks really cute, I think.
She (?) does more of a anime/manga style.
>>173444851
>that hood-like rim
Comfy.
>>173444732
https://bishopbb.tumblr.com/
I think I'll remove my guy's beard this next NG+. I don't lie baby faces but the beard just looks so weird
>>173445271
Yeah the collar thing some of the Pathfinder armor sports is great. Some of the higher level stuff doesn't seem to have it though.
Shepard > Ryder
>>173442873
>Asari
>Con: May have a humongous cock.
>Con
So is bioware gonna fix the bug that brings over all special items when starting NG+? Some of my quests are probably fucked now, started the game by handing over that rare wine to Lexi.
>>173445809
Sara > both
>>173444168
>>173444226
>Hey Cora, the girls and I were planning to head over to the asari ark for an evening out, you with us?
>Sure.
>...sources say Lieutenant Harper was later found lying naked behind a couch in the recreation ward, completely covered what seem to be gallons of mating tube juice, droning on about "the manuals", her stomach bloated out of proportion. She was later comitted to a stomach pumping to at least partly relieve the pressure on her inner organs. As of now it is still unclear how a human could possibly consume the sheer amounts of...
>>173442586
>Able to play different races
>Play an Asari Ryder
>You are automatically locked into the Cora romance and she will pursue you relentlessly no matter how many times you reject her
>>173445019
>Turian
>could change to quarian if I wanted
>Snake oil salesman wanted by cultists
>Smooth skin (may not be applicable for Turian)
>Planner
>Met at armax arena
>wants to oil me up and fuck me
>>173445904
>stating the obvious
>>173444653
Delete this smut!
>>173442873
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS WORK
>>173444653
Why is there so many of these?
>tfw /meg/ memed me into liking default Sara
T-thanks...
>>173440394
it's cool though, fat tumblrinas desperate for perfect husbandos will keep the series afloat, by themselves if they have to
>>173445091
Not bad. I've always liked the bustier, curvier, muscled version of her though. Anyway, gotta run man. Keep Cora posting.
>>173446116
Why not.
>Finally found the Asari Ark
Holy fuck, this is pathetic. Why did Bioware montreal think that it was okay to give all Asari the same face?
With the humans I'm basically at fucking Epcot but Asari are all clone troopers?
>>173446030
>avatarfag too dumb to understand a basic roll spreadsheet
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>173446030
Have you thought about using a trip or a name? If you're going to avatarfag you may as well go all the way.
>>173446152
Accept cutest girl, Anon.
>http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600090265
proof that sara x scott is canon
Too much sarah, best gurl coming through lads.
I'm Anonymous and this is my favorite general on /vg/
>>173446030
Edrf wrote instructions and everything man.
>>173445858
It's just for the more innocent people here.
>>173445909
Go on.
>>173446535
>people arehaving fun
>vetrafags coming through to shit up the thread again
I'm getting flashbacks to the height of talicancer shitposting
>>173446535
>best girl.You're absolutely right.
>>173446020
That jacket looks so good on her.
>those sweater puppies
>>173446350
Also, if the Asari Ark hasn't had any contact with friendlies in heleus outside of their own crew, then how are we using the same terms for things?
Like, they don't know what to call the Scourge but they someone know the term "Kett" and "Decimation Trooper"? The translators aren't THAT smart.
>>173446361
>>173446624
I know how to do it on a normal roll thing but this adds whole new levels of cuntish bullshit if what I think is right then I got 0300266 but who knows I could be wrong, usually it's just your numbers that make what you get and not other peoples
I just heard them use the word "fuck" in ME3. Have they ever used the F-bomb before?
>>173446795
The collectors edition sweater shows them better.
>>173445271
Most aesthetically pleasing armor.
>>173446230
I do love that version, too. VincentCC has some good stuff.
>>173446020
Thanks for the pics anon. This will be a fine addition to my collection.
>gays on tumblr want jaal to be a fag
>gays on 4chan want cora to have a penis
>gays on reddit actually liked reyes and want more scenes with him
Can't tell which is the biggest cancer
>>173446942
It really is
>>173447030
>>gays on 4chan want cora to have a penis
>implying she doesn't already
Yeah, okay, buddy.
i miss being N7
>>173446795
It would be 10/10 if not these bright trousers. It uses the same tint as a scarf.
>>173446864
fucking hate tripcodes
>>173447030
>futa
>gay
thats where you're wrong bud
Hey /meg/, what do you guys think about the fact thatJaal is bi?
>>173447161
Didn't really change anything. Spectre position on the other hand.
>>173447201
It's a weird design choice to not just make them individual colouring options.
>>173446986
No problem. Sara is really a qt in these screenshots.
>>173446497
>Immediate sex-scene
>They talk in porn jargon
>>173447161
I never mattered, though. I just continued wishing I could remove the goddamn tag.
>reward for 100% viability on all planets is a few dialogue lines with applauds in the background
>some ME2 recruitment missions had better boss fights than MEA's final fight
>nothing is explained about the scourge
>can't fuckDrack
Buyer's remorse.
>>173446668
>go to visit Cora in hospital
>signs at every corner telling visitors that mating tube juice showers as presents are not allowed
>suddenly remember those times in kindergarden when we had MTJ filled water balloon fights
>>173447030
futa is not gay anon dont be stupid
>>173447201
This image is really funny to me for some reason
>>173447334
I have no strong feelings, Angara are a weird dumb race anyway.
>>173447030
>gays
>wanting a woman
Buddy...
>>173446864
no you tard you got 0300260actually quite jealous I got a basic bitch and you get a turian
>>173447334
Thathe's straight as hell.
>>173423831
How does everyone feel about companions? For me:
>Cora
Wish I could kill
>Liam
Wish I could kill
>PeeBee
She exists to satisfy my dick
>Drack
Boring, but he's alright
>Vetra
She's alright
>Jaal
He's alright
>>173447524
Holy fuck, that's an amazing character. That's a long fuckin' MT. Cora's not into women, but I'm not sure about her not taking that badboydown her gullet.
>>173446864
>!AS3qzmHVDQ
And now we filter.
>>173447620
why the fuck do angarrans sound like jamaicans? and why do aliens have such similar tech as we do?
>>173447538
>>173447306
>wanting a giant dick to pound you and fill your ass with cum isn't gay
>wanting to choke on a dick and sweaty balls isn't gay
>pretending it's not gay because the man filling your holes with cum also has tits put on it
You people are just as pathetic as people that say traps aren't gay.
>image limit
Welp.Do we make a new thread now?
>>173447789
Cora is my weabloo waifu. Everyone except Liam I'm fine with.
>>173447896
Convert your memes to ASCII and post them
>>173447896
Yes
>>173447880
traps != futa
>>173448002
That wasn't the argument, fucktard. I clearly said you're as pathetic as them, not you are them.
>>173447334
>fact
>>173447789
I like Drack and Vetra, though I acknowledge that they're somewhat shallow. Cora's okay. Jaal can be annoying but overall is okay. Peebee is the only one I out and out dislike, mostly because her still being on the crew after that escape pod stunt is incredibly stupid. If not for sheer dumb luck of Kalinda arriving, she would have gotten everyone killed by doing what she had specifically been ordered not to die for the sake of greed.
>>173447859
>why do aliens have such similar tech as we do?
I'm sure the answer is "convergent evolution! :^)"
>>173447880
>>173447880
Everything about your greentext was correct except the "pretending".
>>173447880
it's not gay if the body is feminine but the cock is overly masculine
>>173447965
Okay.
NEW THREADThough they'll probably delete it.
>>173448316
>>173448316
>>173448316
>>173448287
>not wanting a feminine penis
Faggot.
>>173447789
Cora
>I obsess over the Asari, am overly professional and do gardening as a hobby!
Liam
>I'm so casual it's noteworthy and I never stop talking about working in emergency response!
Peebee
>I'm obsessed with Remnant technology and I'm quirky as fuck!
>Drack
I'm a Krogan, I'm too old for this shit and I'm a Krogan!
>Vetra
I need to feel responsible at all times and also have lots of connections!
>Jaal
I spew Angara exposition and I'm comically brusque!
If I have to take two, it's Jaal and Vetra. If I have to airlock someone, it's Liam.
>>173447789
Personality or Combat wise?
>Garrus: The quarians endangered the entire galaxy when they let the geth break free. I hope your people are properly contrite, Tali.
>Tali: As the turians are properly contrite for releasing the genophage upon the krogan?
>Garrus: You’re assuming that sterilizing them was a mistake.
Jesus Christ, Garrus!
>>173448792
Combat wise it's PeeBee and Cora hands down. Everyone else is irrelevant, but Jaal and Liam are especially bad.
>>173448934
Yeah I agree. PeeBee is a great support squadmate. Cora/Drack/Vetra are your tanks though I prefer Cora because of shield boost and her +20% shield passive. If you build her right she never dies.
>>173448915
Garrus in the first game was pretty much a belligerent, violent racist who beat suspects, tried to blow up ships full of civilians to catch single criminals, and told random people that their species deserved to get genocided. He only grudgingly respects Tali and Wrex by the end and will get into heated arguments with Shepard if he tells him to stop being an idiot (or at least he'll put up initial resistance, then apologize, curse you under his breath, and go back to being a beta). His generic laid-back bro persona in the second game really comes out of nowhere. It's not quite as big a character reboot as Liara, but it's close.
>>173447789
>Cora
Annoying because >muh asari, but otherwise inoffensive.
>Liam
Best friend tier, quite nice all around.
>Peebee
Dislike having to dodge her desperate sexual advances. Would throttle her given the opportunity.
>Drack
Good krogan grandpa.
>Vetra
Varric but a lizard. Still fun to have around, though.
>Jaal
Best husband.
>>173447789
Weakest crop of characters we've had in a modern BioWare game. Drack is the only one I like. Everyone else is boring shit.
>>173447789
>Cora
Complete dumbshit for believing Asari Matriarch > every other life on asari ark
>Liam
Didnt really think he was all that bad desu. Best loyalty mission imo.
>PeeBee
She exists to satisfy my dick. Has her moments though.
>Drack
Fuck this nigger. Help the Krogan colony but choose to save the salarians who we knew for a fact were alive and he hates me for the rest of the game.
>Vetra
Extremely boring. Everything with her and Sid gave me cringe.
>Jaal
/ourguy/
>>173435314
is there anywhere to view these? I'm also curious to see what (if anything) is different if you don't use your jetpack to scale the cliff face
>>173451518
Not using jumpjets changes nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXWncbpWg3I
>>173451981
Just like using SAM doesn't really seem to matter when playing poker with Gil. Changes a line of text.
>>173447789
>Cora
Don't care
>Liam
Bro
>PeePoo
Want to space
>Drack
Best uncle
>Vetra
Fucking her until my dick falls off
>Jaal
Best bro
>>173442873
aight lets do this
>>173442873
Give me 0 god
They REALLY need to take the Cyclone and give it about 10 reloads worth of extra ammunition
it has awful damage-per-round and a mediocre firerate.
Why not give it an exorbitant amount of extra ammo?
>>173452908
The ARs are all junk.
>>173452176
wait what? I regretted not using SAM because he never stopped being a cunt to the crew about the poker supremacy, are you telling me he wins anyway if you use SAM?
I remember beating Jacob at the boxing game in front of his friends and him saying something like, "you couldn't even let me have this" made me feel like such a turd I had to reload and give him his moment, and I wasn't even that fond of him. Likewise letting Garrus have his moment was very rewarding for his hilarious outburst.
But going in fair with Gil had no payoff, it was just "lol get rekt fuccboi". fuckin space fags
Did Andromeda flop?
>>173446942
to bad I got rid of the 2nd version of the armor so no more n7 to add to the now armored side with the stripe
>>173448634
Liam is the jacob of andromeda
>>173442873
roll
>>173454380
No, you win but it's like oh ok good game and it's never mentioned again.
>>173454483
I think NPD on Tuesday will let us know. I'm guessing it underperformed though.
>>173446254
anyone got the full uncensored image? and whos the artist?
I chose to save the salarians over the krogan scouts and now I can't sleep.
>>173452908
>Be doing a Dying Planet.
>Have the heirloom and have to talk to Taavos.
>RIP AND TEAR through his camp and kill 20 of his men.
>Lol here bro touch this I aint gonna hurt ya here pick dis up lol
>lol sure thing buddy
>hey bro wana help us save the planet I promise i'll earn your trust, also sorry for that stuff that happened that one time
>lol k
Why does he fucking even want to help you?
>>173468257
why are you quoting that post/
>>173442873
Been too long since i rolled
>>173442873
Rollin
Why are there 3 threads?