/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>>173413385
First for humans

Who here uses scripts for xenoarch/cult/etc. ?

nth for Mallory Brooks is the best waifu /vg/ has ever seen

>>173413535
what would such scripts do?

admin my nigga yahir
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=19258&sid=bd75a79382c8c552c5fe730fbf603d83#p19258

>>173413546
>tfw since the ripley incident neither her nor notorious shiggy "waifu hunter" piggy has ever showed up

>>173413535
I use an autoclicker in melee combat and I have a mouse recording for fast stripping targets

>>173413606
I'm guessing one key runes.

>>173413675
>ripley incident

explain

>>173413641
>making this guy admin
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2462

LOL NO

>>173413535
>>173413695
when do we ban these casuals?

>>173413764
>shiggy gets into an escape pod
>so does mallory in a ripley
>some faggot tries to get into the pod
>mallory tells him to fuck off so he pulls out a gun
>she drills his face in
>got banned

>>173413818
>he doesn't like our guy yahir

>>173413641
>chair tomfoolery
If he can't be honest in his app hwo can we trust him as an admin?

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>>173410107
I don't know. I think the game is very unintuitive for example.
You know a game that i think, is closer to space station 13 than any other "ss13" inspired games or anything? The escapists. I think it's the closest games to Space station 13.
If you remade SS13 with the engine/graphic from the escapist, i think it would be MUCH better for the player, butter smooth gameplay & the learning curve would be less steep. Not by reducing complexity, but simply by making it easier to understand.
When i've tried bartender for the first time i didn't understood for example what is "2 part" and "1 part" on the wiki because it's in unit in-game.

TLDR: Remake SS13 and make it closer to the escapists while keeping the graphic and depth of the game.

>>173413912
was mallory actually a good waifu?

apparently she erps a lot on lifeweb so she isn't pure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lsWeBNb_eI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU

Add these song to the jukebox.

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>>173413641
Letting the biggest victim card player on the discord be an admin would be terrible

>>173414025
>shiggy waifu
>good or pure

>>173413971
>>173414093
give me a quick rundown of chairs, what did they do to get him banned

>>173414129
Admitted to metacomms to try and get his body cloned after being killed by an antag, losing his shit and crying metagrudge when accused

>>173414093
is the victim card a good card?

Usually I play a heavy offensive deck, is the victim more for defensive decks because I don't know where I'd fit it in on my current playstyle.

>>173414332
It depends on how you value your self worth and if you care that people might see you as something of a cry baby that's better avoided than talked with

Good cards to synergize with is 'can't into art' and 'wallmart cart pusher'

>>173414329
t. mad and banned

>>173414607
Yes, he was so mad we had to endure him on the thread for the whole ban period trying to say it's not a big deal guys it's a big part of ss13

>>173414674
t. lacking proof

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>>173414746
>>173414674

guys quit fucking shitposting
post ss13 instead

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>>173413385
Fascist station when?

>>173414746
you mean http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2462
>GUYS I HAVE SPENT SIX MONTHS TRAWLING LOGS LIKE AN AUTIST
>I ACCUSE THEM OF METAGAMING BUT I HAVE NO PROOF
>BAN THEM ANYWAY PLEASE

Which quickly got undone because there was no basis for it on all parts, and boy was there an angry nigger around after that
Huh, kinda like what happened when solarious was unbanned

Hmmmmmmmmmmm......

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>>173414884
hey buddy
stop shitposting and instead post about ss13 instead of drama
this isnt drama station 13

>>173414835
This makes me thinking of the very hungry caterpillar.
>>173414884
Thats a different thing, how is related to chairs?

>>173414093
yeah its not really a good idea, honestly. need some kind of drama free autist dedicated to the job

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>this guy bwoinks you
What do you do?

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>>173415127
>this guy bwoinks you
What do you do?

>>173415259
throw water at him

>>173415127
I tell him that northern ireland exists on the whim of the english tax payer and that his """country""" is the laughing stock of civilization 6 (it's not in the game is why)

>>173415127
ROBUST with a toolbox

If you have any reason why xevonix shouldn't get admin feel free to post in my application.

Oh wait, you can't.

C*ders are hard at work nerfing xenos
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14602

>>173415506
What did he mean by this?

>>173415506
whos application

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>>173414329

>44 posts
>15 ips

>>173415747
I mean, the metacommunication via ghost chair spinning was a proven thing

>>173415852
Well ghosts weren't logged back then, there was no proof at all that xevonix and pvak were metacommunicating. It was a metagrudge ban plane and simple

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>when you go full clown during rev to defend sec and the heads
>but still get arrested for space lube

>>173415963
The ghost parts weren't logged, but pvak's statements and responses to it were and it was very conclusive xevonix was using it to give IC information from being a ghost

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>>173415963
>plane and simple

>>173416042
proof?

Daily reminder you can EMP admins by autobinding *fart and keeping it on 24/7

>byond is crashing constantly

>>173416152
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=2704

>>173416297
opinion discarded

>>173417493
DELETE THIS NOW

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Sexy AIs when?

>>173417528
You asked for proof, you got proof

Eat shit

>>173417871
unreliable source

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>>173417813

>>173417924
Game logs are about as reliable as you can get dummy, and xevonix copped a ban for it

>>173413641
The chair swivelling shitter? Is this an April's fools joke?

>>173415006
>>173414835
>This makes me thinking of the very hungry caterpillar.
same.

Now draw it dead - aka the IC version

how do I lie down?

>>173415127
"If we are to settle this, I request a different admin to take care of this situation"

>>173418284
rest

>>173418289
>"If we are to settle this, I request a different admin to take care of this situation"
no lol

*spins your chair*

>>173418369
thanks

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so who ordered all these fucking pizzas

>>173418021
3 people have access to delete and edit logs

what do you think of ss13 bingo? sometimes i just like to cross off cliches that ive seen

>>173418398
*reports him for metagrudging me*

>>173418570
An assistant.

>>173419017
And I was around when it happened, xevonix and pvak were banned, and you can still go back to read up the logs themselves you paranoid ninny

Also, proof?

sometimes i feel like we should admin all the shitters (avada, rfultra, goldsteel, kolith, xenovix) just to see how bad it gets

>dragonbro won't get admin
>xevonix will

how does this make you feel?

>>173419706
Hi Dragonbro

Doesn't matter how many dicks you sucked, it doesn't stop you being a shitmin.

>>173419860
dragonbro is good

>>173419860
dragonbro is unironically the best admin VG has ever had.

>>173414884
>Huh, kinda like what happened when solarious was unbanned
How is it like that at all, morena being unbanned is fine but solarious should never be allowed anywhere near the server

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>>173420307
>morena being unbanned is fine

>>173418570
Mr. X

>>173420476
why not

help erp in dorms

Today's challenge:
Play a head/AI in Bay without getting banned

>>173422585
Why is this a challenge?

>>173422585
Not hard at all

>Be Xenoarch
>Wanna try the triangulation maymay
>Get a core sample from some random rock, Wiki says I need to mix its analysis liquid with sili
>Try it with EVERY other carrier on the wiki
>No result
>Get a new rock, this time an actual metallic piece
>Try mercury, iron and then all the other carriers
>No result
What am I doing wrong? I grind it down, mix it with the thungsten stuff, bunsen burner it and then get everything but the analysis liquid out with the chemmaster. Then I put 1u of it and 1u of the carrier on a dish and put that into a machine

>>173422585
>challenge

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memes

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>>173424093
cans

>>173424093
Too bad space ninja's been dead on /vg/code and has been the only code without space ninja for almost three years now
and still no one can explain why

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It's Saturday.

I paid Randy some cash earlier and I'm ready to attend my first party. What should I expect?

>>173425695
drugs, degeneracy, depression and disappointment

>memestended

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>mfw mime spamming cruel angel's thesis

why isnt there more peanut gallery on the trialmin applications?

>>173426854
lots of people read every single post on the forums, but no one wants be known as a peanut gallery fag

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>slip the HoS
>they chase me around
>manage to steal a telescopic baton and EGUN from him slipping
>buckle into a bed at brig and ring the bell
>after light torture get granted all access for my actionss

>>173427013
BASED

>>173427013
>be Assistant
>break into Sec Checkpoint
>Held in Brig for 10 minutes, bucklecuffed at any time inside the cell and outside on a roller bed

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>it's a bomberman round

>>173426969
Anyone know what causes this?

>Dragonbro shitting on and trying to sabotage other trialmin applications

What a fall from grace

>connecting to Lifeweb
>download like 20-50mb when I connect
>game opens prematurely with everything else undownloaded
how fix

>>173427595
pay me mony

>>173427595
just wait in the lobby until it downloads shit, leave it for a while
after that relog and you should get the character creation window

>>173424957
>no one can explain why
it's shit

>>173427224
>It's a "Bomberman gets free from his arena" episode

>>173427709
How can it be shit if it's not in our codebase?

>>173426854
People have been perma banned for posting on a trialmin application

I don't understand malcolm in the middle meme

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=19264#p19264

Dragonbro has gone full on dragonboner, disgusting honestly. This man is admin? What happen to MY /vg/ a /vg/ of love and tolerance.

>>173428428
haha fucking destroyed

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I never understand the stupidity of some people.

>Borg repeatedly screams over the radio: ASSISTANCE IN ROBOTICS, HELP IN ROBOTICS, etc. Even once in all-caps, if I recall correctly
>I show up, ask the borg what's going on as a roboticist is working on him
>Borg doesn't respond for 5 minutes, keep asking
>Finally, I have the AI open the door
>Tell the roboticist I quickly need to search her, just to make sure she wasn't corrupting the borg
>She spergs out, have to flash, cuff, search quickly (30 seconds, tops)
>Borg suddenly starts responding again, complaining about me
>Explain that I had to check, as the borg asked for help
>After I uncuff the roboticist, she starts disarming me
>Stun and cuff her
>She orders the borg to uncuff her
>I stun the borg, ask AI to let me leave robotics
>Roboticist tells AI not to
>Take her headset, brig for five minutes
>She ahelps me
>"WAAAH, YOU'RE SO SHIT! WAAAH!"
>She keeps whining over the radio for a good 15 minutes

Well, okay then. Here's another idea: don't sperg out. Had you just accepted the search, it would have taken 1 minute, tops. Pathetic. I'm sure you'd prefer it if sec did nothing, but even then you'd whine about them being utter shit once you died. At least that'd just be in deadchat.

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>he isn't playing lifeweb

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>>173428771
>he isn't admin

>>173428428

Maybe Xevonix will be smart enough not to bwoink people in a round he's played in himself. Or, you know, ban someone/get someone banned because he's just mad. Never mind the rules, right?

>>173428729
The only fuck up there seems to be in that situation is you fampai
Do you always attack people when you don't know what to do?

>>173428729 any idea what was wrong with the borg in the first place, was it actually being subverted?

>>173428987
Not likely

>>173428987
50 pomfcoins says he'll bwoink somebody for metagrudging him in the first month

>>173428987
Wouldn't count on it

>If it keeps you away from my medical, sure

What did this shell of a shitmin mean by this?

>>173429115

No, it was just unclear in its communication. A search is not that much of a hassle anyway.

>>173429043

>...pai posting

Attacking officers is worse than a random, poor search. Ordering silicons to release you and starting shit is even worse. You're lucky it was just 5 minutes.

>dragonbro says a joke about xevonix
>suddenly the thread is shitposting about dragonbro

...makes...me...think...

>>173429407

5m sounds about right to me

Staying calm is always a good idea. Even as antag. You get away with a lot of shit then.

>>173429710

only a few remarks, nothing major

>>173429710
It's a stupid statement. He lost his entire adminship over medical shit practice and he thinks he can THREATEN other people about playing in medical? If he's a retard he should be called out on it

>>173429043
>sec officer responds to a sketchy situation
>roboticist refuses to comply with a simple search which is more than warranted under the situation
>all of the red flags are now set off
>officer briefly disables and searches the roboticist and finds nothing suspicious and is prepared to let him go at this point
>roboticist completely loses their shit and starts to assault an officer
>then attempts to abuse the cyborgs and AI when they are rightfully arrested
They were lucky to get off with 5 minutes. All of that could have been avoided by being calm and cooperative with sec like you're supposed to be when they're investigating shit.

>>173429886
to be fair, yahir is a bad doctor

come at me yahir shills *opens arms to embrace the hate*

>>173430046
t. dragonbro

>>173429043
What would you suggest? Questioning the borg wouldn't be enough because of how subversion works.

Stumbled upon Space Station 13 here on 4chan sometimes, and finally found a thread about it, can somebody explain what it really is? People usually talk about a clown when they talk about this game, why is that?

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>>173430501
It's a furry ERP autism inducing atmospheric robust combat simulator with a variety of antagonists who threaten the station.
There are space clowns.

>>173430501
It's Pressure but set in space and real

>>173430501
Atmospheric simulator where you make stories with handfuls of other players.

>>173430501
It's shit, play lifeweb instead

>>173430793
this

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>>173430501
leave if you aren't autistic

>>173430821
>>173430793
lifeweb isn't ss13
this is an ss13 general
leave

>>173430501
Kinda like Dwarf Fortress, except each character is controlled by a player and there are Mafia-like game modes layered on it each round.

>>173430905
it's based on ss13, thus it's ss13

>>173430793
I've heard of lifeweb, but I can't find it in the BYOND Browser, plus this game overall is really complex, something I feel I have to drop hours to master, is it worth it?

>>173431087
It's not

>>173430905
making a lifeweb general is actually banned on /vg/

Last time I tried the thread 404'd instantly

>>173431105
Lifeweb is only up on weekends, the ip changes every week, the only way to get in is to join their discord, there is no proper wiki, there is no proper website, there is no way to learn other than playing.

Lifeweb is actually shit, it's just the russian that runs it is a master level jew and has made it seem better than it is by making it very exclusive (if your account was made after 2014 you cannot play on the main two servers) and you get banned for very minor stuff with no way to appeal without paying.


Play ss13, it's complex, it's fun, there's plenty of servers and you can roleplay as much as you like on /vg/ server

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>check other servers
>whitelisted races
>heavy RP servers say you can get banned for wordlessly killing crew as nuke op

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How are you going to confess to your waifu, /vg/?

>>173431465
Bay lets you murderbone without any roleplay as an antag now

i'd like to play lifeweb
anyone can give me their server IP? Do they have a wiki?

>>173431558
i asked mine on a date today, but then not only she refused and called me a weirdo i also got a temporary ban.

Thumbs up to Arch for being nice with my punishment at least

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>>173413641
Hmmmmmmm

>>173431942
Who was your waifu, anon?

IPs for sekrit klub
http://cryptb.in/bgKSI#88da04506fa1a3b797b4cb4225bd7d0b

>>173431465
What about:
>bind a key to saying "Everyone on the ground!"
>shoot them if they don't comply instantly

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>>173432126
stop posting lifeweb

>>173428729
You were ruining the round and you were a shitter the previous round too.

>>173430501
TTT but in space and with even worse combat mechanics and no voicechat.

>>173431942
Next time photocopy your ass a bunch of times, fold them all into paper hearts and launch them out of a pneumatic cannon at her.

>>173427668
alright, I left it at the lobby for a while and came back, I still get "connection closed" and black everything

one time it made an announcement before connection closed in chat, and a few times it loaded the taskbar icon, made a sound, or gave some information regarding migrants on the right

>>173431626
>>173431380

IPs don't change on a weekly basis. I'm still connecting through the same ones as I was a year ago. For those who are interested, what I use:

byond://46.188.0.249:1923
byond://46.188.0.249:2422
byond://46.188.0.249:1776

As far as the rest is concerned, I think Lifeweb is incredibly boring and too slow-paced. It is complex though, and I'm sure that is enough for some people. The host is indeed a master level Jew and you can get banned for the weirdest of reasons, but I've actually gotten unbanned once by asking them nicely in Discord and PMing an admin. Didn't have to pay either, though I was told that only the first unban was free.

Anyway, Lifeweb's population seems to be declining. The "we're such a secret club!" stuff draws people in. That, and the controversial stuff don't actually make the game any better, if you ask me. Nevertheless, it does add to the 'realism', and I'm not in favour of censoring anything.

They no longer have a wiki, I think. Used to.

>>173433504
wow good job spreading the IPs, now it's gonna change again you fuckwit

>>173433504
why you godda do this

>>173433586
>>173433564
lifeweb fucking sucks though

>>173432624

t. greytide/sperglord/crybabby. Not only that but if you read the comments, you'll notice that it wasn't shitting up the round at all and he had at least some reason to do what he did. And he wasn't the one escalating it.

>>173433564
>>173433586

I don't care. Someone asks, they receive. Simple courtesy, which I hope others sometimes extend to me as well.

>>173433861
I reported you for tiding the previous round.

Can we discuss the /ss13g/ card game some more

I'm looking for a card to fill my shitpost slot, I want a good deflection that can tank many (You)'s. Do I go for "The Ivory Tower" or "Meta's Club"

>>173433937
Ivory tower has greater defence, meta club is weak

>>173432123
Sandy, she knows why.

>>173433504
Mine do, but that's typical of my shitty Operator

>>173433885

I'm not even him. Notice the 'he'?

>>173434080
>SANDY

BAD WAIFU

>>173433937
Use "Bill" it's a very weak card and will die out and go to the banned section after a round but for that round it will draw all their firepower, it's basically a throwaway to delay a round.

>>173434080

>Mine do, but that's typical of my shitty Operator

That's not how a DNS works.

Where do you get your super secret alternate domain names / IPs from then? Some super duper sekret Russian mail order bride/hacking forum?

>>173433937
Personally, meta's club is a weak card, but it combos fucking fantastic with cards like "Deadmin He" where it doubles the effect
Also, it can resummon cards from the graveyard, so that's pretty good

>>173434703
What cards do I put in my deck to beat a meta club themed deck? I always lose against it if I go for my regular admin deck

>>173435042
a metaclub deck relies heavily upon the discord set of spells to buff up and make their position unassailable, which can easily be countered by thread-based spells or, if you feel like straight running a counter for it, some of the pomf spells are great against them like "Revert"

>>173433937
>>173434049
>>173434418
>>173434703
>>173435042
>>173435462
Please explain this game to me, how do I play

>>173435841
same way as buying HSB/WFU shares

>>173435841
same way you get onto KotH online

>>173436181
those aren't real words

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reminder of who the real hero was this round
fuck that botanist

>>173436181
>>173436337
explain it to me and I will code it, sprite it and put it in the game

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what did he mean by this?

this just in pain is encouraging peanut gallery GO GO GO

>>173436596
Black hair > Pink hair desu

>>173436596
There isn't.
Souhei wears it better.

>>173436596
that he is a fucking snowflake who supports and encourage snowflakes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAAvNmoqDq0

>lighting up with a matchbox

>>173436497
Basically Magic except instead of the colors you have metaclub, admin, greytider, antag, and greentext
maybe put a yugioh like area in the holodeck if you're serious about this m8

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A NEW ERA OF /vg/

PEANUT GALLERY ROAM FREE

>>173436828
>implying anyone will actually give their opinions unless they're just dick sucking

>>173436828
what is there to even comment about?
You're an unfun and unfunny faggot who hold powers, equipments, abilities and knowledge over the heads of others and does not share or teach but just abuses and abuses others for his own sick and retarded pleasures?

>>173436828
oh boy time to make throwaway accounts and insult people i dont like!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPNrTBZTJ5U

The official diona chemist theme song

>>173436828
>unban solarius
>encourage peanut gallery posting

This isn't mrpain, somebody has killed him and taken over his identity

reminder that you have in character creation that would get you banned from lifeweb is a shit character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE

MrPain666
>fuck you dont post on the forums ever again

MrPain12
>post as much as you like :)

>>173415557
Good. As soon as they stop being round enders, we can actually have some interesting gameplay around them instead of calling the shuttle and praying. Same goes for bleb.

>>173437434
we need to bring out MrPain36963, terminator edition

I MISS THE OLD PAIN

Your community is a joke.

>>173438380
that's why I play lifeweb

>>173431558

>being a autist that wants a online relationship

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>people complaining about lifeweb
>ask what's wrong with it
>WHAT THE FUCK MAN I GOTTA WATCH WHERE I GO, I CAN'T JUST RUN AROUND AND NOT FALL TO MY DEATH WHEN I WALK OFF A CLIFF LIKE AN IDIOT

>>173440231
How about the fact there's a paid role that allows you to ban anyone you have a grudge against?

The /ss13g/ card game has 2 types of card

Player cards: Each card is based off a specific player or group of players, these cards carry two values. (You)'s and Deflection, the cards use their (You)'s to attack another player cards deflection card value, one (You) reduces their deflection by one. (You)'s do not have to be all targeted to one player card, they can be split to multiple cards at once with each being hit for one (You). When a player cards deflection rating reaches 0 it is moved to the banned pile of that player.

Event cards: These cards usually take effect instantly and each do something different. They are based off events in /ss13g/ history. An example would be "Nuke 'em Nuke" which reduces all player cards in the "metaclub" catergory's deflection rating by 4 but increases their (You) value by 4, most event cards will carry a risk/reward opportunity that allows for a smart player to come out ahead whilst less strategic players dont reach their full potential.


The player or the face has a deflection rating of 20 and can only be hit by player cards' (you)'s when their field is free of player cards. You may not hit the face on your first two turns.

Every turn you draw 1 card, some event cards will let you draw more.

Every turn begins with a drawing of a card, you then place up to two cards, after that you designate where your player cards' (You) values are attacking and then you end your turn so the next person can have theirs.

It is a two player game, you decide who goes first with a coin flip.

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>>173440620
>m-muh randy shekelmeister takes bribes and money in exchange for an option to give your character a big dick
>no proof anywhere, ever
fuck off, you're all literally children, just look at the current OOC
there's at least 5 underaged people in that discussion

>uuuuuuuugh fuck that game where's my wiki, I want to know everything and I gotta go fast
>what a shit game, but where's the source code? I demand a source code be released or I'll hax u

>>173440647
fund it

>>173440647
Nice

>>173440647
>each card has a drawing like a tarot card
>each card is drawn by dizor

>>173440620
do you feel upset? run back to your hugbox

>>173441015
>no proof
it was literally a patreon reward wasn't it?

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>>173440620

you have to admit, Randy knows how to milk money out of autists.

>made a patreon
>people that didn't play lifeweb when it's was still new for English speakers now need to pay a toll if they want to play on all the servers
>Several roles are locked behind money
>30cm dick, but only if you cough 100$, which a lot of people did because "MUH BIG DICK"
>If you fuck up, you also need to pay money to get unbanned

that Russians knows his shit

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14607
MOOOOOM THEY'RE DOING IT AGAIN

>>173442338
fuck OFF already riekland

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>>173442005
>If you fuck up, you also need to pay money to get unbanned
Not garunteed

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>>173442562

>Theo

>>173442562
To clarify this guy was one of the first shitters to be banned from lifeweb though like 3 or 4 years ago

>>173442449
>MOOOOOM
Riekland is a british girl who says mum!

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meme magic is prayer

>>173442682
Wasn't he the guy who blew up the charon console so him and his metabuddies could search for the base in the caves?

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how fix

>>173443141
instal stable version after installing beta

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>>173443141
delete system 32

>>173441015
Its real though, same with 700 buck futa shit and 100 bucks for a massive dick that creates internal bleed. Its so stupid sounding it feels like its bullshit but its legit, futas used to be 200 each but price got up 100 for every person who bought it and there was evem a ban from a player who got banned here and in retaliation banned one of our admins.

>>173443120
It was years ago so I don't know. I think he found a glitch where you could spam radio with zombie shit and did so

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https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14607
Stop this before it's too late!

>>173443381
its all artificially created to keep things controversial and squeeze money from people in the process

>>173443208
so would I just be switching to beta from stable, then back to stable? I tried that, it says that it's out of date on stable.

sometimes it shows a taskbar icon or makes a sound or lets some text through, but never am I able to play or even have anything load in the left box

>>173443928
ChocolateMoose(?) was actually banned on Lifeweb because he appearancebanned someone here.

>>173444041
the russians know what they are doing and anyone dumb enough to fall for it deserves to lose all their money in the process

secondly, their borderline schizophrenic admin behaviour with blatant bribery and favouritism gives people this spending incentive whilst openly discouraging them from going elsewhere by banning people unjustly from elsewhere

REMOVE PLASMA remove plasma
you are worst skeleton. you are the skeleton idiot you are the skeleton smell. return to bunr station. to our vox cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,BURN STATION we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole skeleton stink BURN STATION sqhipere shqipare..skeleton genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead skeleton..ahahahahahBURN STATION WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .TG we kill the king , TG return to your precious TGstation….hahahahaha idiot skeleton and BURN STATIONn smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PLASMA FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. catbeast+vox+lizardman+skeleton=kill BURN STATION…you will ww2/ tupac alive in ss13, tupac making album of ss13 . fast rap tupac ss13. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink skeleton… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in ss13 ….fuck the TG,..FUCKk ashol skeletons no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and sation. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the skeleton farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg melons fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and BURN STATION wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our turfs we will crush u lik a skull of pig. ss13 greattst station

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I am the best botanist in existence.

Jesus christ sec.

>>173444034

Delete byond cache.

>cog, top right
>games
>clear cache

Switching between versions in a particular order does fuck all. Use Byond 511.1365.

>>173445009
You're a cunt.

>deal arms to the vox
>vox sells it to the assistants
>said arms shrek a ling on the shuttle

I want to learn sec but I'm scared of being shitcurity through ignorance. What's the best way for me to learn the ropes? Start as an assistant and ask to be recruited and implanted as a trainee?

>>173434329
>Not wanting to drill the drills

>>173445009
>Not having radiated bees in the hallways so shitters who annoy them get critted in 1 sting

>>173445009
>go through med and upgrade their stuff
>Oh, some components spare, who can we help
>Botany's wide open, let's see what can be upgraded
>Biogen could do with upgrades, better lasers triples the biomass you get per laser
>*thunk thunk*
>Xeno empress spawns behind me

trying to upgrade botany is a curse

>>173445017
they prioritized birb valids over dealing with the armblade changeling

>>173445134
read space law
follow space law
arrest people breaking space law
do not arrest people not breaking space law
find antags
kill antags
do not call shuttle when antags are killed so you can roll for antag again or kill more antags

>>173445118
What did the Vox even give you for the guns?

>>173445134
join sec when no one else is in the department
you'll get your shit pushed in the first few times, but that's the fastest way to learn
don't worry about boinks and bans, anyone who has done their time as a redshirt has earned a few

>>173440647
There will be no min or maximum amount of cards in your deck, experiment and find what works best for your deck.

card packs of 10 will be available at cargo for 50 credits

every admin, every coder and most known ckeys will have their own cards aiming for a card pool of at least 50

anyone else got any ideas or clarification for rules?

>>173445283
>find antags
>kill antags
no
find antags
arrest antags and secure them

GOOD
MEDBAY
GOOD
MEDBAY
GOOD
XD

>>173445134
"Arrest" means "Arrest and bring in for questioning and brig time" not "KILL VALIDS." Also remember that no matter how hard you try you'll be called shitcurity post round.

>>173445363
We need a goddamn list of memorable statics then
I'm sure someone has a husbando and waifu list somewhere

>>173445398
The CMO was kind and did their best. The rest was just awful though.

>>173445362
I never got bwoinked as sec.

>>173445362
I never got bwoinked as sec or HoS, the worst I got was people OOC laughed at me and forgave me.

>>173445134
start as security cadet on med-high pop, ask your local friendly HoS to be assigned to an officer to learn


you cannot be shitcurity through ignorance if you read space law and treat people nicely, however that will lead to you dying often and eventual embitterment, as happens to all security mains at one point


Also some hot sec tips: SPS CUFFS AND FLASHBANGS
NAME THAT SPS AND TAKE SPARE CUFFS AND BANGS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>173445538
>>173445596
how many years have you been playing for, and how often to you play security

>>173445298
he payed me but since he didnt have enough we agreed to a loan in which he didnt pay back i would break his legs. Overall good burb

>>173445510
it's going to be ckeys, not statics

>>173445680
I've been playing off and on for two years, only been playing a static for one or so. I play HoS, Sec, and Cargo/Shaft Miner.
Who am I?

>>173445680
another person here, i played nothing but officer or warden for maybe 2/3 months solid with no real admin interaction

just don't be an asshole desu

>>173445030
there is no games option under the cog

>>173445030
>>173446181
Disregard this, I didn't see the games tab under preferences. Thanks.

>>173445886
>ckeys, not staticks
OH FUCK I MIGHT BE ON THEN

>>173445510
No

>>173445030
I switched to that version, and also cleared my cache, but it keeps giving me the the connection closed and black everything

>>173445510
Did someone say husbando list?

Official Husbando Tier List

-Loving Father tier-
Mike Cooper
Blast Ripneck
Gerald Forlo

-Suave Romantic tier-
Harvey Zadovosky
Gregory Atweeke

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Isaac Lifof
Travis Egedy
Ola Stratford

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Ricky Stick
Jean-Luc Vanleer

-Want for Their Body tier-
Dragan Ivanovich
Riccardo Benzoni
Antonio Betulla

-Boy Next Door tier-
Vince Mosser
Deimos Clarks
Johnny Caldwell

>>173447337
post the waifu one

>>173447337
Literally who the fuck is anyone there

>>173447337
BOYNEXTDOOR

>>173447337
>Tfw you're not on the list.

>>173448573
>tfw you are on the list

>>173448737
I'll just keep my static going, one day all the senpais will notice me.

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>>173447337
>tfw on the list despite not having played in a week
This is what I get for trying to be less of a asshole, being mentioned in a copypasta about husbando shit. Guess its time to ditch my static and roll another one.

>>173448292
what does that tier mean anyway

>>173448049
all waifus are extinct

>>173449024
It means they have deepdarkfantasies

>>173449121
t. Vince

>>173448956
Shut up, you peter puffer

>>173448956
it's a stale one dragged up from fireden, I decided to quit playing a bit ago and am still on there

>>173448956
>tfw not on the list but still a static
Feels good.

>>173448956
Wow, you haven't played for a whole week
I am proud of such a tremendous feat

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>ops blow up their own telecoms machine
the only reason they got the disk is because they were in the right place at the right time

>>173448049
please don't

>>173449332
No u
>>173449337
Even if its old shitposting material, its awfull to be mentioned as a husbando, as a joke or not.

it's NAR-SIE HAS RISEN

>>173449121
oh fuck I've been outed

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>stupid shitstain blew up telecomms with a misclick

>>173415127
AM I BEING DETAINED

>>173415127

Ask him when his emailing service is coming back. It really fit my personality.

>>173427343
usually when your byond client isn't updated to it's current version
that's what I heard, at least

do you think dragon will fuck up again? do you think any of the other potential 'mins would fuck up?

Is the test server link in the OP right? I want to test some shit but every time I try and use that link I get an instant connection failed

>>173450696
ur banned lamo

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Uuuh
Is this normal

>>173450582
out of all the ones applying Bobda is the only one I'd consider, and he's a filthy c*der

>>173450582
Of course dragon will.

>tfw I learned one of the statics I hate also coded a new feature I hate

will I get trialmin and the thread's support if I promise to keep an eye on toe-the-line shitter RFUltra and remove he permanently next time he fucks up?

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>don't have to deal with dickitalis for a week

>>173451012
No

>>173450994
Who?

>>173450994
who?

>>173451012
depends who you are

>>173451012
what does he do that is banable?

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>>173451336
>he

>>173452541
d-do you not think he's a guy?
he's been in discord and is an underage brit

>>173452541
>has

>>173452930
>no

>>173452974
>STYLE

>5 griefers join and start fucking shit up
>admins do nothing
???????????????????

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>>173453080
BASED PROBE

>>173453080
>they're all instantly banned and the bunker deployed
>this is nothing
??????????????

>>173453124
>probe
>based

Even Christopher "Kiddydiddly the Randy Bo'Brandy give him a handy" Smithyman is more based

>>173453039
HE

>>173453309
HAS

>>173453309
GRACE

>>173453521
THIS

>>173453561
WUZ

>>173451012
yes, please ban them
who are you

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>>173453124
Probe is probably my favorite admin now

I don't give a fuck what you faggots say.

>>173453623
KANGZ

>>173453671
your worst enemy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4PYRdb71_w

Who's the best gunslinger on /vg/?
I'm talking perfect aim, amazing reflexes, intelligent, nihlistic and a wicked sense of humor

>>173453689
t. Probe1

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>>173454084

Every once in a while, there's some clown who talks like he's insane and then slips people so gingerly and perfectly by a simple throw of his PDA with perfect accuracy. If you've seen him, you know who I'm talking about. Cosies up to heads sometimes.

Does the boombox play music or anything? Or does it need VLC with some plugin or some shit
>using vlc

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>>173454223

>>173454084
I once missed somebody after clicking them point blank, the text even said "shot point blank"

That takes real skill right?

>>173454395

You just need VLC installed. That's all.

Post your favorite antag story in response to this post

@173454590
>that one time I cucked some faggot of his (You)s
still get a kick from that one

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NOTHING HAS WORKED

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>>173454590
>parapen Julia Brandt
>drag them to ghetto theatre (on box)
>tie them up in a chair
>take off their radio
>wait for them to wake up
>play komm susser todd on the piano as I interrogate them and accuse them of mass adultery
>electric chair them dead for their crimes
>call myself out on the radio for the murder and give my location
>wait for security to arrive
>have tables set up flipped to give me cover
>have the cowboy bebop ED song playing on the piano as they get there
>mass shootout
>take one down with me
>die in the process

I am not a good shot

>>173454812
so you had sex with a messaging feature on an imageboard?

>>173454590
Once upon a time, a captain got antag in low pop. He subverted the borgs and killed everyone, soon calling the shuttle and ending the round.

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>>173454590

can you resist out of welded lockers? I welded someone in a locker with no radio once and they still escaped

>>173454590
>roll traitor
>click bundle
>get the 3 bombs bundle
>drop 1 at an arrivals locker on a 60 second timer
>drop 1 at engineering maint on a 30 second timer
>drop the last one in maint between medbay and science on 10 second timer
>run to north maint
>await shuttle call
>get on shuttle
>go to centcomm

please give me many (You)'s for this creative story

>>173453124
>>173453269
Meh, still ruined my round.
>inb4 muh ick

>>173455320
Takes 2 mins I think

>>173455515
>can resist out of handcuffs and welded lockers
jesus, are the handcuffs secretly zipties? is welding fuel secretly elmers glue?

>>173455320
Always straightjacket muzzle blindfold and muff.

Who is the good, the bad and the ugly of /vg/ss13?