/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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First for MoMMIs must maintain the natural state

2nd for lifeweb is a superior game

>>173318254
When does lifeweb go up? In how many hours?

>>173318275
in never ever

>>173318309
please tell me, I wish to play the video game known as lifeweb.

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>>173318376
that is so retarded and I love it

>>173318376
Arch did this bus but with a gremlin, and someone went onto the arrivals shuttle and ate it first thing

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Reminder that all waifus are their player's ideal woman, therefore all waifus are perfect and ideal.

>>173319190
reminder that waifufags need to die

Today is the day I tell my waifu how I really feel!

>>173319397

Who is your waifu?

>>173319556

She is usually in engineering

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>>173319704
o-oh

Amari Ray goes on reddit

this means they are valid ic

Lowpop is boring as shit.
I see why people murderbone, sitting for 2 hours doing NPC tasks is dull.

>>173320410
You shouldn't play on an rp server if you don't want to rp

>>173320490
I won't comment on this until the current round ends.

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>>173320490
Does anyone even fucking roleplay on this server?

I can count the amount of times I've had meaningful rp interaction with people on this server one hand, it's a fucking travesty. Very few people here actually do anything resembling roleplaying, the sheer majority just does the minimum IC/OOC separation required to not get banned, and anyone displaying any sort of personality beyond "being a 2d spessman" is not only ignored, but are sometimes actively ridiculed.

is re-adminning dragonbro a good idea?

Would it be worth editing the Borer wiki page to add what all the chemicals actually do?
I'm looking on the leg section and seeing "Hardcores secretion "Allows the borer to inject hardcores into its host." makes me feel angry for some reason

[20:48:32]ADMIN: HELP: Moistnugget/(Gusto Gav): im having trouble trying to make a stunrod, the rod wont get wired - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[20:52:36]ADMIN: PM: Moistnugget/(Gusto Gav)->Small_Boss/(antag): thanks faggots now i can greytide
[20:53:25]ADMIN: PM: Moistnugget/(Gusto Gav)->Small_Boss/(antag): that captain shot me and stole my spear can i ill him now?
[20:58:46]GAME: Moistnugget/(Gusto Gav) has been auto traitor'ed.
[20:59:34]ADMIN: PM: Small_Boss/(antag)->Moistnugget/(Gusto Gav): The answer is yes now, thank you for your pomfcoins

>>173320815
People do roleplay, you've got to be on during euro afternoon times to get quality roleplay. The best place to look for roleplay is waifus, not the neon hair shitters like Souhei and Avada though.

Men playing women for attention will do roleplay because it gives them the most attention. The problem with /vg/ is the admins do not enforce medium rp despite it being what people want, and their buses are always immersion breaking memes which kills any cohesion of atmosphere.

>>173320815
Depends on the person
I, personally, prefer to talk things out and chat with people because I like interaction. It builds on a story and I'm a sucker for great stories. One thing that pisses me off is when I'm working my department, someone comes in with all-access and silently starts taking stuff (a lot of stuff usually) and I can't do shit because I'll either get bwoinked for nearly killing them or they'll push me down in one disarm and flush me down my own disposal chute.
its shit like that where I stop having fun, because even in a light RP setting, this shit shouldn't be happening but it does.

>>173321085
Yeah this is the problem, you can't roleplay when you have shitters that don't roleplay. A lot of players would rather break in and do something themselves than ask another player to get them something.

>>173320845
That sounds great.

>>173320868
Small_Boss has always been a shit
When he plays he only plays as greytide
But Probe 'respects him too much' to do much about it

>>173320817

Why would anyone want someone back who boinks people who personally upset him IC while he is playing?

We're in troubling times but to be sure that your /vg/station identity is strong no matter what hardships the server is going through I have come up with some things to keep in mind about your spessman

-how is their relationship with their family
-what are their beliefs, if they have any
-what is their motivation (preferably something unrelated to their love interest/romantic feelings, bc people care about other things, too, kthx)
-who were they raised to be vs. who they became/are becoming
-what are their plans for the future, if they have any
-how do they feel about themselves and how it affects their behaviour (i mean. you can’t tell me a character is shy then have them do things shy people wouldn’t do, like?????)
-how do they feel about things they cannot control?
-and last but not least:
-WHY IS THIS CHARACTER HERE
-LBR DO THEY EVEN MATTER

>>173322037
a good 90% of players are too autistic to come up with a compelling or convincing backstory
t. someone who runs pen and paper RP games

>>173322037
Good, here to make some cash for them
Space jesus
Cash
Normal guy and normal guy
Get money, help family, play videogames
They barely give a shit
They are too busy stealing shit and having fun to care about space politicks
MONEY
THEY DO NOT

Im just a guy thats been asigned to a space station, ill do my job, have some fun, get paid and go back to help my family.

>>173322037
I cannot roll all this shit when I don't static, that would be insane.

>>173320815
If you want good roleplay, hang out with Ivy Stocker. Most my beat IC talks come from her, the players really developed her.

>>173322142
a compelling and large backstory takes away from the game, the adventure should make your character and you shouldn't have a huge past. I usually come to my gm with where they were born, their job for most of their life and why they started adventuring.

t. person who plays pen and paper RP games

>>173322037
>how is their relationship with their family
Good, left home two years ago to work on a station since her job field was over crowded on their planet.
>what are their beliefs, if they have any
agnostic
>what is their motivation
getting enough money to retire in olympus mons
>who were they raised to be vs. who they became/are becoming
Raised to be hard working and productive, becoming a lazy cynic
>what are their plans for the future, if they have any
Doesn't think too far ahead, just to the next pay check
>how do they feel about themselves and how it affects their behaviour
this question confuses me
>WHY IS THIS CHARACTER HERE
Welfare doesn't exist where they come from and they needed to get a job and go their own way

>>173322037
For the character I play most:
>She loves her parents with all her heart, but she's uncomfortable with the fact that they sent her away to work on a space station
>She uses to be 100% carefree,but she gets a little jaded spending time working. She tries not to let the things she sees get to her though
>Raised to not have to much ambition beyond just enjoying life. At least, that's the planetary belief. Sometime caused her to be sent to harden up while working (not Sure what yet still deciding)
>she feels like they're a good person,and they wish others would be. She's aware that life on station is very different from life on her planet.
>she get a stressed sometimes and just wants to hide away and go home, when things get too hectic. Its the way she was raised conflicting with the hussle and bustle of spess. She'll make it though, hopefully without losing who she is.

>>173322960
For my second favorite character who I've been saying more
>Felt dettatched from her parents,but knows she was raised well. Wishes she could find it in her to properly appreciate them
>She believes that your rank in Life is equal to how hard you work. She thinks if she keeps working hard, she'll end up on top.
>Raised in a basic life in the city on some busy planet. Raised to be smart, get a degree, make bank. She left to work on the space station though. Its not like she particularly liked space science: she was hoping to find herself there. Something she enjoys, something that makes her feel and less apathetic. Her parents aren't too happy about her being in spaces but they'll love and support her regardless. She calls them one a month.
>She plans to research all sorts of things to they to find something that interests her. Part of her wants to fi d a guy, but a other part says "meh, who needs one?" She's confident she'll rise through the ranks to RD soon.
>They feel confident in some areas,and utterly hopeless in others. Of her intellect, she's reassured. She is confident that she is a problem solver and a natural leader. Her issue isn't with how she interacts with her environment, but rather with herself. She has trouble caring about anything, and it bothers her.
>She's mellowed out in terms of space shenanigans.she lets them happen, tries not to get involved. (I'm bad at rPing this part sometimes though, I forget or lose my temper)

>muh RP
Holy shit is this 2014?
/vg/ is a low rp server, don't like it? No problem, go to vore.

>>173322037
>they are a spaceman on a space station
>they are a spaceman on a space station
>they are a spaceman on a space station

Really my favourite character

>>173323723
Go play TTT if you don't like it. We're med rp

>>173323860
>We're med rp
Objectively wrong, fuccboi.

>>173323940
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/25

>>173323860
>med rp
>CONSTANT immersion breaking know your memeshittery infects radio channels
Rping as 4chan?

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I want to dominate Souhei!

>>173323940
http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/23

anonymous BTFO

this song NEEDS to be on the jukebox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0GKGpObgPY

>>173324335
Not this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNdMC6_eUGk

>>173324109
>>173324205
>2015-03-18

Too bad we are still low RP and no amount of refugees will change that.

>>173324441
No bay or polaris refugee comes to /vg/, the only refugees we get are low rp people from TG and hippie.

We were born a server for medium rp players, and over time our roleplayers have been burnt out and replaced with no rp shitters.

>>173324205
>people actually want no-RP, no-rules Deathmatch ss13
physically remove

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>>173324441
Dude, /vg/ was always medium rp, until shitters who weren't interested in rp came here, continued to ignore rp, and then claimed that /vg/ wasn't about rp.

You are the refugee here and you are the problem.

Most underrated carmen miranda's ghost song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWZ5qqN6pG0

Can I ahelp linking that poll when people break immersion bad. I'm always told "I'll see to it"'and either nothing happens or all they get is a bwoink them they keep doing it.

>>173324547
>>173324627
All this delusion holy shit.

>>173324709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZWyntHj0c

>>173324774
I first logged into /vg/ in october 2014, when did you first come here?

We're a server made for roleplayers and run by pomf who wanted a mix of roleplay and gameplay. You're new and I understand that you don't get /vg/ fully but it's a server for roleplay. There's servers suited to lower roleplay games if you like that.

>>173322037
His father died in a tragic incident involving alcohol and space bears, and he loves his mama (but is scared of her). He has no significant other or siblings.
-Space Orthodox
-To pay for alcohol and cigarettes while providing for mama
-He did not undergo any formal training or higher education, but was raised with strong values. However, he disregards most of these values and is an adult delinquent most of the time. He can fluently speak sol common, and can coherently speak (but not well) gal common, but is more comfortable with gutter and gets slight satisfaction from being difficult due to it.
-No real plans for the future other than more smoking and drinking
-He's somewhat quiet and collected while sober, but that isn't often. Otherwise, he's loud and obnoxious, but is the fun kind of loud and obnoxious.
-He's here to make a living
-He's doesn't matter

>>173324848
(;____;)7

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>I play /vg/ but hate roleplaying

>CMO buys a paralysis pen
someones got a low IQ

>>173324928
Forgot the things he can't control part
He doesn't care.

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Sorry for breaking the shuttle. I got sent to purgatory for it.

easy greentext but next time I'll murder everyone and straightjacket the dude I'm supposed to protect, then call the shuttle

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>tfw you're minding your own business and you feel a tiny prick

>>173325348
I told the IAA to send a fax but i don't think he actually did

>>173325361
might as well close the client window desu

>>173325550
My prayer didn't work so I figure a fax wouldn't be that different for this.

do vox like colonial marines?
does hachi like colonial marines?

/vg/ squad for colonial marines when?

>>173325761
When you actually organize it and we all join up as a common named group.

>>173325361
>fill hypospray with some sugar
>watch people shit their pants and chug all the coffee from their backpacks
always funny

>>173324562
What I don't get is why these shitters don't just go to reddit's server, or goon.

>>173326012
surely they have since the poll is years old and most of you have been playing here for less than a year.

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>>173325830
>prick people with injector as borg when they're hurt with a dose or two of tricord
>"WHAT'D YOU INJECT ME WITH BORGS ROGUE BLOW BORGS"

>>173326081
I've been playing here on and off since before Pomf's serb was the only one.

why does probe and co keep shilling this shitty filk album every thread? it's really not that good. do you just latch onto it because "muh sci-fi lyrics theyre just like me, in spess xd" or some shit?

>>173326369
i think its time for you to leave

Sweden has finally been given the big black truck.
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/04/07/europe/stockholm-truck-crash/index.html

>>173325550
Yeah, sorry. I kind of got stuck in medbay trying to fix people and didn't get back to my office to send the fax in.

>>173326369
>not that good
Which album is this? Because Carmen Miranda's Ghost is pretty good and I think it's the only one we have in the game, but it's not the best one.

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I am really very confused

>>173328893
it feed you eatable stuff when you have no mask on

>>173328893
pneumatic cannon instant feeds the target any food items you throw if the target has no mask at the moment.

eating monkey cubes has a % 100% chance at 5 cubes chance to create a monkey chestburster

>>173329076
Yo there's actually a word for "eatable" stuff

>>173329318
I wouldn't call everything that eatable "food"

>>173329296
Is it actually like a xeno larva with a monkey head?

>>173329367
I think he's referring to the word "edible"

>>173329367
No "edible" is the word you are looking for.

>>173329376
no, it's just a foreign body inside you that causes internal bleeds, broken bones and possibly organ damage

lethal without surgery

>>173330129
>>173329376
but the chestbursting actually happens, it's a small monkey sprite bursting out of your dead body.

and it stays there until it gets removed.

What is Pomf's ckey?
I want to edit the Borer page and need to make an account first

>>173331218
pomf123

>>173331218
BadClown

>>173331218
plapatin

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>client keeps freezing and shitting the bed

How do I setup a private server?
I have the bleeding edge build but I think I'm missing a .dmb

>>173326101
i always ask them if i can inject to deal with this. nothing like ''ay boss can i inject anti-tox you have toxic damage?'' then injecting mutagen

>>173334154
open the .dme and compile

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>>173334639
>you have appenficitis
>begin removing their head as soon as they go to sleep
Only works on new players, but it's always a laff when it does

>>173335151
Its giving me errors, six in total
missing brackes, incorrect number of macro arguments, an expected end of statement where there is none, an expected } and a "location of top-most unmatched {"

so yeah, I'm at a loss

>>173334073
same here

>>173335494
Then you don't have bleeding edge.

>cap wasn't an antag
>guy venting the shuttle wasn't an antag too

Do you want to add a cool item to the game but you're too uneducated to do it? Suggest it here and I might add it in right now!

>deadminbro applied for trialmin

D E S P E R A T E

Do you have a cool idea you want added to the game? suggest it here and I'll code it!

>>173335921
nope, I do
got it from here:
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/tree/Bleeding-Edge

>>173336252
deadminbro is a goodmin, bro.
>>173336238 (me)
>>173336281
coming up with ideas is hard isnt it?

>>173336238
make it so crowbar can be used as a ghetto mini-hoe
i tried myself but i'm a coding illiterate

>>173335494
Get the beta, it werks.

>>173336238
add pencils, they're like pens but slightly different

>>173336238
Ghetto Bazooka
>weld 4 cans together
>add igniter
>shoots IED's, makes them explode on contact
>holds up to 3 ieds at once

ITS UP

>>173336401
I don't want to add anything even remotely powercreepy right now, considering recent PRs. I'd much rather take on some challenging content.

>>173336370
>has to 'step down' before getting slapped with a deadminning for breaking whatever big admin rule
>goodmin

>>173336417
beta for what?

>>173318097
The connectivity problems are either code related (which is doubtful since it affects people randomly) or its byond related, people who can't connect or are having latency issues show no problems in the traceroutes they posted.

>>173336525
IM IN

>>173336487
This is trivial, you can do it yourself if you're decent at spriting.
>>173336523
A bit too nonsensical and powerful. Also, if the explode on contact part is dropped it has no real point at all.
>>173336660
we should hold our admins to superhuman standards my friend :^) they should never ever be allowed to make mistakes.

>>173336238
Interrogation gloves warden has to can you can use to punch people without doing damage but causing a lot of pain

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IT COULD BE AN EXISTANCE OF POSSIBLE THINGS

>>173336923
Sounds fun. I'll run this by the other coders and see what they think.

>>173336787
Ok, ok. How about, instead of pencils... mechanical pencils! They have the same sprite as pens, but a different name.

>>173336923
that requires people to arr pee
instead have them work on a 15 second cooldown between punches with a 5-10% chance of listing a random entry from their IC notes
this means they can also be used to get the miner's account number and pin in order to steal their 401K

>>173336238
Traitor IAA neuralizer. It's like a flash that causes brain damage and hallucinations.

>>173336660
He did get deadminned
Pain said that if he wanted to come back he'd have to wait a few months and then go through trialminship again so someone can check if he's okay before putting him back as a fullmin

>>173336923
>>173337036

Im sorry my dude, but apparently we have boxing gloves that do this very thing.

>>173337050
Hmm, I think you're on to something. Keep brainstorming.
>>173337106
Feels like it would be kind of shitty. Powergamers would lynch the IAA minutes after realising they have braindamage.

>>173336238
ghetto shotgun
>straight atmos pipe
>flare gun
>wrench it
>metal sheet
>weld it
Similar to how the detectives revolver can be modified to hold lethals but with a chance of explosion, but for the flare gun instead of the revolver.
ghetto-er shotgun
>atmos pipe
>rifle stock
>wrench it
>metal rod
>igniter/mousetrap asembly
>weld it
Same as above but with double the explosion chance for being a ramshackle pos.
Both types are bulky size and single shot.
will sprite it if you code it

>>173336238
Barkeep tator item: a glass that you can set the examinable contents of but then fill with something else.

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locker shooting pompadour man has his own anime movie.

have you watched it for him?

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>>173337404
>Redline

>>173337135
this, but he will just do it again

>>173337287
What about the brain damage and hallucination kicking in some time after the person was flashed?

>>173337182
How about make them cause a lot of bleeding but little brute

>>173337315
If I allow it to take shotgun shells this would severely upset the current makeshift weapon balance and if I make it shit it's basically another blunderbuss, crossbow, low powered railgun etc
>>173337364
This is a decent idea but it doesn't excite me that much. If nothing better gets suggested I might code this.

>>173337404
Don't bismerch Redline with unrobust trash

>tfw mods move your thread to /r9k/
what job will help me deal with this feel?

>>173337513
Then the victim would bleed out really quickly and medbay would have to spend their precious blood fixing him.
>>173337510
Same issue. Some time after being flashed:
"WTF dude how did i get all this braindmg ???? wait didnt they add in a braindamage flash ?!?!?! ; IAA ROUGE LYNCH"

>>173337287
Rework boozy shotgun shells to be less shit
>currently makes you drunk when shot, but only if you've only drunk a ton
Make it deal brute damage directly to the target's liver instead, damage dealt directly correlating to the amount of alcohol in their system. so 20u alcohol is 20 damage, etc.

>>173337615
I've never seen it, whats the official watching order

>>173337840
I've never heard of the boozy shotgun. Please explain it so that I don't have to search the code.

>>173337856
It's a movie. The dub's good. The subs are alright if you don't take to the dub for whatever reason. Don't watch with your parents in the room.

>>173338029
Its the barman's traitor item. From the wiki:
Boozey Shotgun Shells
A box containing 6 shotgun shells that simulate the effects of extreme drunkeness on the target, more effective for each type of alcohol in the target's system. Your shotgun won't draw that much attention, and a shell or two from this will leave your victim unable to defend himself from something more lethal. The shells themselves are indistinguishable from the beanbag shells you start with. Keep in mind that the more drunk your target is, the more effective the shells will be.

Making a target drunk if they are already full of alcohol is the most useless shit, they expect you to pay 6tc for it rather than just letting the alcohol that's in their system do the same thing.

>>173338029
Booze shells do damage based on how much alcohol is in the target's system. It's a shit tator item

>>173336238
Port TG Advanced plasma cutters
They're fucking rad

>>173338273
That's the thing, they don't even do damage, they just make the person hit drunk faster than usual.

"The Obey human law is based on authority. If an captain says I can't open vault in any way, then lesser ranks can't command me to open."

Is this true in ASIMOV?

>>173338256
>>173338273
>>173337840
They sound shit but making them knock someones liver out doesn't sound like that much fun either
>>173338339
What do they do.

>>173338523
In some of Asimov's stories, he talked about how different humans should be valued differently
We don't have that. Human is human is human

>>173338535
Booze shells could be reworked to take on the effect of the drink you fill them with. In the case of there being no effect it should just drunk them straight out.

>>173338535
It would actually cause some damage to the person while remaining thematic, unless you can think of a more fun effect?

>>173313064
But that's wrong you nigger.
/v/ had a regular station and then had a change of host around the time /vg/ was created. Therefore the server became /vg/ and the general was made. Don't talk out your ass

>>173338535
They shoot streams of hot plasma to mine on the roid
They should start out uncharged though and require plasma sheets because in tg you can use one plasma ore to fully charge it
Theyre also good as a weapon so setting their damage to 15 burn should work, no idea how much they currently do

>>173338796
>mining with guns
I HATE THIS MEME

I've got it now, mechanical pens, they look like normal pens, but you can click it to sheathe and unsheathe the pen point, like some sort of knotted cock.

>>173337287
How about a different effect for the neuralizer: putting wordfilters on people's speech that they themselves can't see. Would such a thing even be possible to implement?

>>173338716
>>173338676
>>173338273
>>173338256
>>173337840

If I get a few (((you)))s to this post that want this liverdamage change I'll open a PR for it.

>Decide to go try TG for its different antags
>Die
>''Do you want to be a wizard''
>Say no about 7 times
>It makes me wizard anyways and invisible and stuck in one spot
>Ahelp it
>They tell me how to fix the issues with camera
>Still stuck as a role I have turned off I have no interest in playing at all

I miss our admins already desu

>rin stops playing
>pin the rin meme stops being posted

why

would I be autistic if I included a backstory on my character notes?

>>173339202
yeah but the tator glass item tho
I just think tator bartender is lacking in the antagonizing you can do behind the counter AT THE COUNTER. Whipping out drank shells would be great though.

>>173339621
Partly because Rin selfshilled super fucking hard, partly because there's no Rin to shitpost about.
His borg was called PIN for fuck sake

>>173339747
No

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>>173336281
if your being serious

Social Anxiety as a disability, when the afflicted character comes into contact with too many conversations (texts from players) they slowly start to have head pains, chest pains, etc. until they start to have worse conditions. The cure is to go somewhere quiet and wait until it the pain goes away. Eating helps. Smoking keeps it from getting worse if you can't help but be around people.

>>173340193
do you want a hug anon

>>173340193
Sounds like it would only be fun for people who like to snowflake

>>173339453
but did you ahelp that you did not want to be a wizard, they might have switched you out for someone else

>>173338661
That could only work when the Zeroth law was introduced.
0. A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm

>>173338661
Why can't we have half-humans

>>173340502
Yes. They had no less than 20 wizards spawned during that round and more than just me complained about it. I ended up just killing myself

>>173341307
>tfw AI is a communist and refuses to obey any capitalist human

>clicking vote on the player poll doesn't do anything
RIGGED

>>173341307
Yeah. I think it was in Bicentennial Man that one of the characters in the book - not Asimov himself or the grand setting of the book - noted that robots should be able to put different values on different humans. I don't really remember, though.

>>173341456
half-human half-vox when

Post favorite roles and why.
Mine is currently pAI for clowns, they're almost always up to something and the ability to wirejack into places and provide infinite bananas is great for them, they're usually pretty chatty too so you get good RP going around with them.

Borgo when sec isn't getting away with killing us for obeying our laws even though little boss said that's against the rules. Which they still are. So assistant I guess.

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Tfw the community forgives repeat offender degenerate scum shitters like Morena yet we shit all over dragon for one incident.

>>173342513
>one

>>173342513
>community forgives morena

they're still banned and arguably the most hated player around

>>173342513
we are supposed to look up to admins, not shitters like morena

>>173342513
hi dragonbro

>>173342513
Do you really want him as an admin now? He's as grumoy, controlling, and arrogant as Yahir now.

Gotta say though TG wizards have some fun spells compared to ours. Broken as fuck though. Like turning into a rod while stunned on the floor and instakilling the guy who stunned you
Also they can actually be races other than human which I don't get why that's not the case with ours

>>173342874
need some more fresh meat to keep things interesting in my opinion

>>173342069
Yep, in the last story of the compilation I, Robot the master robot machines are giving intentionally wrong orders that fuck with people who disapprove of robots so they get fired from their important positions and relocated to backwater places so that they can no longer oppose the robots. On the basis of robots believing they are better for humanity than the small amount of "harm" done to those humans.

what's the point of derelict if there's nothing to work with roundstart and admins won't answer supply prayers?

>>173343189
There's plenty of stuff to work with though? What are you having troubles with?

>>173343189
i remember a guy said the solution is to disobey your primary law by leaving the station in hopes of finding a vault (or using IC knowledge from ghosting of where stuff is) with resources, scanning them and making them very slowly.
Which breaks your laws but apparently that's okay :D

>>173343032
If I remember correctly it was also stated that the robot masterminds did this in such a way that the person who got fired didn't lose any quality of life by doing so, so that it was still able to live normally.

>>173343189
>He needs cargo
Ayyy lmao
As long as noone wasted the roundstart acid you can build a nice station from scratch

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Morena is a cancer on this community, rule 0 ban when?

>>173343334
I want to work with all the engines and other machines in my fort of solitude, although that's difficult when I can't even make a GPS without glass
>>173343491
how?

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>>173343623
anon...

>>173343765
Sorry I mean the other morena

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>40 people in game
>more than half the station is afk

>>173343698
>How?
Check the Wiki construction/adv. construction

>>173337606
Isn't damage based on the weapon, not the ammo? because I'm pretty sure the regular and combat shotguns do different damage. Projectile options for ghetto weapons right now are pretty rubbish, and making anything melee but the spear is mostly surplus to requirements with toolboxes at 15 brute

What the fuck is Hardcores and what does it do?

>>173343698
The little lab has enough acid in it that you can make a chem dispenser and have infinite acid for any circuit board you want. And you can provide all the mats yourself for upgraded components for any machine you could want to make.

Pretty much the only things you cant build are TEG related engines and a singularity.

>>173344759
It's the reagent contained in bustanuts, is or was bugged to make you ZAS immune, was supposed to make you take maximum damage from ZAS at any setting (irrelevant as we are hardcore and have it cranked to max by default)

>>173343698
MoMMIs can synthisize glass, Anon.

>>173339202
I will give this a (((((((((you)))))))))))

>>173344886
thanks

I need to talk with somebody that is having issues connecting to the server

>>173345386
@retired on discord :)

>>173345386
>>173345574
@retired is having issues connecting but isn't online right now, SHE will respond when SHE wakes up

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>was playing CM
>late join and kill xenos on the sulaco
>round ends we win
>some faggot runs up to me while I'm completely alone and out the way of everybody else and shoots me with a pulse rifle, puts me in crit
>"o-ok"
>blast his face off with my shotgun
>he loocs: "..."
>I get a 3 hour ban that can't be appealed
that's some fucking horse-shit, I even saved the logs to prove that that faggot shot me first unprovoked. I don't care what people say about our administration, but we are leagues ahead of the rest of the servers.

>>173346202
The fact is anon, our admins would be just as bad if not for us having open logs

>>173346202
i mean just give them exactly what he said and tell them to check the attack logs.

>>173346202
Do you feel antagonized?

>>173346202
I checked the forums and you can't appeal 3 hour bans. I don't even care about the 3 hours, I'm more ticked off about the note I probably got.

>>173346202
How did you shoot him while you were in crit?

emaging PAI's wence?
Biological emag wunce?

I thought people were memeing about solarious being unbanned

Borer wiki page is updated
let me know if there are any other changes I could make to it or any mistakes or misinformation I've made

>>173346831
CM's crit isn't like ours. You can be in crit and functioning like a normal marine for the most part. you get blurry vision, occasionally drop your shit, and eventually if untreated you fall into pain-crit. but yeah, their crit system is super generous compared to ours.

>>173346202
>playing CM
>xenos boarding the shuttle
>researcher rigs bombs to destroy them as they land
>humans cheer
>admin rages, demands to know who did it so he can ban them
>noone gives him the name, round ends shortly after
the worst part of CM is their forced imbalance policy.

>>173347046
what did you change

>>173347046
Good work anon, I've been playing borer a lot recently but know shit about medical stuff so that should help when I'm referencing. Any chance you could add the OD limits to the descriptions though?

>>173347214
added some of the new abilities head borers get as well as descriptions for the evolutions

>>173347219
Yep, I'll get right on that

>>173347219
>>173347367
Game tells you if the amount you will put in them will overdose already my dudes

>>173347428
Yeah but it doesn't tell you what the limit is.

So if you try and give a dude 20 or something that overdoses at 10 it just warns you about the overdose, and if you don't already know it you have to trial and error to find the safe point or check the wiki

>>173346202
3 hours is one round, ahelp after its over with the logs

>>173347428
sure it does, but thats only if you go over the limit before secreting
It'll just make things easier without having to guess the OD limit or tab out to the chemistry guide wiki page

>>173347713
>>173347596
>if you go over the limit before secreting
It will actually tell you if it will cause overdose even with the stuff in their system already, for example: secrete 10 hyperzine, and you want to secret another ten afterwards, then it will warn you.
But I get it, not everyone knows the overdosage limits like I do.

>>173346095
>
Proofs

It's coders

thanks c*ders

>>173348090
grab the downvotes, call the close

>bust two dudes out of jail
>one of em goes and gets killed by a weldertank

MUH
2
HOURS
LONG
GREENTEXT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>start shitposting as a blob like it's a hotel
>serb dies
FUCK

>>173347367
Just added all the OD limits chemistry lists for you. For the others you'd need to root through the hub and I can't be assed.

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>Janitor's closet was full of dozens of spiders

>no one ever let them out

Help, no carrier worked with the analysis fluid

>validhunt moron who breaks into toxins while I'm there
>I'm injured so I drag the locker to medical and collapse
>le greytide frees him
I'm just cutting off hands next time I catch a thief desu senpai.

MUH AUTISM PROJECT

DAMN YOU C*DERS
REEE
E
E
E

>>173348694
ban

>>173348497
where can I find this hub?

>>173325348
How?

>>173349067
''>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation''
Post one

>>173318364
its hosted on saturdays and sundays silly buns
friday is still another day in the fields for russians

>>173349279
Went through the plastic flaps right before it left the station. Me being there kept them from calling it back from level 2.

>>173342089
tfw you want to smother her eggs in your man love and create abominations

>>173349601
You're invisible on the mule?

>>173350689
I'm INSIDE the mule.

they probably turned him into the mule or a pai in the mule

>>173320815
I stopped roleplaying when someone in cargo told me to get a stamp on a piece of paper before they would approve my order.
I will never be one of those fags who """"roleplay"""" for the sole purpose of inconveniencing others.

>>173342513
the more (yous) the more true, fag gods

>>173320815
no we dont. most we get is stuff like people in tg using REEEEEEEEEEEEE in place of meaningful words is shut down

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Anyone know of any good SS13 kino? I just watched Outland which is basically Sean Connery being the HoS in spess. It's aged a bit but its still decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGvdjG0rjtg

can somebody post evidence of coders being bad

pictures please

>>173351898
jesus christ what the fuck is with that video? I certainly hope that's not the way you watched it

>>173352446
No I had a different link that someone sent to me in another thread. This was just the first thing that came up on google.

how much does it cost to get a ckey whitelisted on lifeweb?

>>173353412
you can just log on my man

lifeweb is up you niggers, go play the superior game

>>173353450
ckey is from 2016 and server 3 wasn't working

>>173353532
got an IP for server 2?

>>173341986
Pls respond I still can't vote

>>173354356
http://cryptb.in/GroYRdslr

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>>173326101
>Auto inject 1u chloral and 4u anti toxin
>They didn't panic
>It was Felicity
>They were already chemed up on anti toxin

post static names with synthetic organs

>>173355487
Assistance Unit

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post dead statics

>>173322037
Not much family anymore. He had some brothers who he still remembers & he had love but all gone, goodbye.
He believes his life has meaning so long as he makes other people happy
He wants to make some money in a job he enjoys and live in a house and maybe open a bakery someday.
He is becoming more Nanotrasen-friendly when he used to be taught to fear 'em. Going from a pretty pessimistic background and view of the world to a much more optimistic future
To live on a planet instead of space because space sucks.
He feels alright with himself but he's constantly lonely
He tends to let bygones be bygones and goes with the flow most of the time.

He's here because it pays decently and the other employees make him a little less lonely.
He doesn't ever work in a job that matters very much.

>>173355729
>Megurine still plays
>Caleigh still plays
>Trinity still plays
>Naomi still plays

>dead

>>173356112
>Naomi still plays
permaban if he tries

>>173322037
my static will drop hints that they murdered their ex-wife

>>173356281
can always appeal

the server is such fucking garbage lately, why is no one talking about this
unplayable

>>173356568
we're too busy playing lifeweb

>>173356431
0% chance of success

>>173356568
It's apparently a byond problem, so there's nothing we can do really. we play Colonial Marines and sit in a discord voice chat and roleplay via voice and in game as a squad of expert bounty hunters sent to kidnap the alien queen and sell it to nanotrasen's r&d department

>>173356717
are there vg spess marines on CM right now?

Post players who left and you don't know why

>>173356825
furbeh

>>173356657
>gets unbanned without even needing to appeal

Pain is in a good mood recently, he got a promotion at his office job

>>173356568
havent been playing as much since the day after april fools and a couple of days further when sec was getting away with absurd amounts including killing the people/borgs tryingto stop them and got no punishments at all. it killed my fun

To the crew: Thanks for letting me smell your farts. Especially you HoS. Maybe skip Discount Dan's.

>>173357510
What happened to you? I was Yasu and couldn't find you after I got out of the brig.

>>173350763
Are you a pAI or something?

Gravity Wave/Well event when

>Affects entire Z-Level
>Either picks one cardinal direction to shove everything, or picks a well location on the station everything is drawn towards
>Use same pull factor used by singlo combined with hellish ZAS speed coefficients, minus knockdown
>Potential to wreck station without needing excessive repairs like meteors or rods
>Potential for hilarious situations and deaths

>>173356874
I saw furbeh in a random tf2 youtube video, ask me anything

>>173357626
I was lasered to crit in the brig, dragged and dropped off in medbay, got the succ and then I stopped paying attention.

>tfw Security commits murder

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>>173357510
>dynamic duo wants me to step out of R&D to fart on a guys face
>assume it's rev or something and I'm going to get my shit converted
>he just rates my fart and goes to harass the botanist for his next one
You are the hero this station deserves

Secure station best station

>>173357729
Was it the warden?

>>173357726
when you code it

>>173356657
how so

>>173357749
red lives matter
thin red line

>>173357749
>rob the highest authority figure on the station
>I DINDU NUFFIN IT WAS JUST THERE TO TAKE

>>173357878
Whoever the guy was that had the lasers, yes.

You are probe1, you can force 3 people to be admin, they will be online 6 hours a day regardless of their real life situation.

Who do you pick for admin?

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>>173357726
>WARNING: GRAVITY SLEDGE IMPACT DETECTED NEAR STATION - BRACE FOR IMPACT
>Barkeep, chef, chemists etc rush to throw everything into a locker before hiding in it themselves
>You rush to throw yourself into the medbay disposal bin to hide and paramed ditches person on roller in hallway to join you
>BOOM
>Everything flies to the left of the room immediately
>Lockers flying down the hallway and a toolbox instacrits guy on bed before he's thrown towards central primary
>Three people fly by screaming
>Ahead of them is the Clown in a wheelchair firing an extinguisher behind him
>He's singing "COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!"

>>173358267
pomf, norodo, badclown

>>173358267
that dragon guy who got banned or whatever, whoever plays avada and whoever plays souhei

>>173358347
>Elon Musk for badmin

>>173357961
big red one

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How do you enjoy ss13 again? I play and I just hate everyone on /vg/ and every round makes me annoyed at what the community is now.

>>173357726
>People slamming into walls so hard they gib
>People in surgery murdered by tools
>Heads found dead impaled with pens, pencils and blugeoned with papers and folders
>Assistants slamming around in deskchairs the whole time
Fucking fund this

>>173358694
Autism around and do fun things.

Meta friends, how many of us?
How many of us, how many grudgers? Meta friends
It's not many of us, we fight for each other
But how many loyal? Ban appeal
Shitted up the thread, I can't be bothered
I cannot blame you for having a waifu
I ain't got no excuses, I'm just clonin' my friend
Hope you clonin' your friend too
I'm a hardcore shitter, I hate roleplayers
Fuck the round up by icing in the forums
Shitposting all time, now my rep is ruined
On vore for a day, who the fuck we raidin'?
Who are your real friends? We all came from the discord
I'm always draggin' you, but whats bad, we metacommunicatin'
Damn I forgot to clone her, shit I thought she wasn't Fay
Why you wait an hour to arrest the traitor in the first place?
When was the last time I wasn't in the voice chat?
When was the last time I wasn't ghosting?

>>173358267
>You are probe1
I kill myself for being a massive faggot

>>173336238
Jukebox in the interrogation room that only plays the shittiest music

>>173361342
>not a mime on the xylophone

You can mute the jukebox in preferences, can't mute instruments

>>173361342
Clownbox that only plays the circus there and can't be turned of once it's turned on

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>doing RnD, printing guns to handle a xeno invasion
>warden is an all-star and helps me distribute laser guns to the crew
>head over to cargo just before the shuttle docks to give them some modkits for their energy guns
>back to the shuttle
>suddenly see a xeno dragging the warden to their lair in medbay
>oh no you fucking don't
>unzip my advanced egun and go in guns blazing
>3-4 aliens go to stop me
>we're all unrobust as shit, none of them can lay a hand on me, I can't hit a single shot between my two laser rifles and an advanced e-gun
>run out of juice, decide to get out of there since I still haven't been hit
>The sudden rush of air knocks you over!
>mfw

I'm not even mad, that was fucking hilarious.

How hard would it be to steal lifeweb code and host a server in the US thats 24/7?

>>173362651
Good luck tracking the Russian guy down

>>173362651
You'd start WW3

>>173362651
it took quite a while to leak gooncode, and gooncode isn't hidden in the Siberian nuclear wasteland of modern day Russia.

>>173362416
I wasn't a warden
and I also got memed by ZAS

>>173362651
Why steal?
Why not just copy?

>>173362416
>>173362845
>cyborg welderbombs one of the xenoes
>it only goes downhill from there

>>173362891
that's alot of work. you do realize that lifeweb is the closest thing to a ss13 remake we have. it's even more mind-boggling that it was all done by a single person.

>>173362891
steal cop leak whatever
I'm just asking is it doable?

>>173362651
Depending on how Randy stores the code, the difficulty ranges from hacking some server in bumblefuck nowhere to physically flying to bumblefuck nowhere, breaking into his house, and copying the files to a flash drive.
Or finding a vulnerability in BYOND, but I doubt there IS a relevant vulnerability in BYOND because fucking everything is serverside.

>>173363310
not to sound like an episode of NCIS but can we hack the server remotely?

>>173363310
>breaking into this his house
someone doesn't into hacking.

>>173363310
Where did randy get life web from?

>>173363871
slav magic

>>173363773
How else do you intend to get local files off someone's personal computer?
"A virus" is not a specific-enough answer.

>>173363871
it was found buried deep within the Amazon rainforest

Name one thing Morena did wrong

>>173364271
exist

>>173364271
make an account

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what the fuck are ghouls

>>173364506
you ever play Fallout?
yeah, those ghouls

>>173364506
Stay in a radiation storm and find out.

>>173364547
>>173364620
HEY SMOOTHSKIN

>>173364271
be a poor man's solarius

>>173364271
shit up the thread

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>>173364506

>>173364506
VIDYAGAMES

>>173364021
you don't need physical access, you can sit outside his house and do most things

>>173365061
What if the computer he keeps the files on isn't connected to a network?

>>173365194
still doable, hacking is neat.

>>173365241
How can you possibly remotely access a computer that is not connected to anything outside its own hardware?

>>173365341
proximity hacking is a thing, requires some involved equipment but most computers are vulnerable.
can be done through walls etc

>>173365509
By what mechanism?
If a computer doesn't have the hardware to communicate wirelessly, I don't see how any amount of hacking skills can obtain wireless control of it in spite of that.

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>>173320815
People play the game to fuck around.
Anyone who's like "yeah uh wull ackshully..." is probably lying.
If you picked the game up for the Elder Scrolls Sci-Fi Steampunk shit you wouldn't be playing on /vg/ station, unless you're here to blow off steam or do some faggy Mossad LARP.

>recent push introduced a novel and robust way to disable/kill spacemen and I'm probably the only one who has noticed it
feelsgoodman

>>173365753
You mean dragging people into crit after moving 5 squares? Everyone knows, sonix just doesnt care because he's a part of the ivory tower now.

>>173365847
nah, way more clever and less obvious than that

>>173364271
Fucked a black guy for some pineapple fanta

I Saw some videos about Lifeweb, looks dope as fuck

is it paid or something?

>>173365623
I can't tell you or mossad would be all over me

>>173366578
>is it paid or something?
no, just sekrit club

>>173366578
It open saturdays and sundays. You need a ckey from 3+ years ago to get in. Guy who runs it will not release the source code as he does not want furries and weirdos fucking with it, bless his heart. You can get whitelisted for access if you cough up some money.

>>173366759

>not releasing the source code

Why?

>>173366759
No, he won't release source because he doesn't want to lose his cash cow.

Lifeweb brings him thousands of dollars, he is living entirely off lifeweb. He knows if somebody else gets the code they will host a server 24/7 and put him out of business.
>>173366927
see above