/TF2G/ TEAM FORTRESS 2 GENERAL

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Post dream loadouts

Daily reminder to report, hide, and ignore any and all shitposting.

first for no avatarfagging

Post good albums and what class you main

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>>173292526

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ugb7NKVxtk

In case anybody missed the our last tournament video, here it is.

Next tournament will be Golden Axe themed, Pyros with the axtinguisher. Going to see about getting an australium axtinguisher to hand out as the prize. So far I'm thinking May 6th as the date for it.

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>>173292589
Heavy

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>>173292589
pyro

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>>173292589
Medic/Pyro

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>>173292589
Soldier

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>>173292589
sniper

>>173292745
maaan, that map reminds me of one Counter-Strike map that was like a WWE ring and you could press different buttons to make it fill with water, put a cage on it...

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>>173292589
Pyro

>>173292760
Punche h*CK off plz

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>>173292589
Scout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIGqUy8gzGY

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>>173293219
>He thinks I'm funky
haha trolled ya

>>173293293
someone post the squid btfo

>>173293293
YOU SLY FIEND

I'VE NEVER MET A GIRL WHO WAS WORTH MY TIME
WHEN THEY SEE MY NAME, THEY ALL GET IN LINE
SHE HAS TO BE A BABE AND HER MOUTH BE CLEAN
IF THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU, SEND ME A MESSAGE ON STEAM

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BIRD WHO CAN'T FLY
JUST LIKE ME, A GIRL NEEDS A GUY
SURE, THE CROWN ON MY HEAD MIGHT BE BRIGHT
BUT I DON'T JUST WANT TO HOLD MY FORCE-A-NATURE AT NIGHT

SHE'S GOTTA BE NICE, SHE CAN'T BE MEAN
SHE'S GOTTA BE REAL NOT A MACHINE
SHE'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST OVER SIXTEEN
I JUST WANT MY BOOM BOOM QUEEN

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>>173293386
btf no please

>>173293402
Weezer is actually good though t b h

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in reference to my current place in the Quake Champions queue, 2,1 , or 9 describes it

>>173293975
these arr famous haha like a pirate

>>173293975
one time i came yellow :/

>>173293975
my ejaculate is actually purple please help

>>173293386
>can't find it in the archives

You're safe for now squidposter

>>173293975
Like Marie's sqkuid ink hahahe

>>173293975
I FUCKING FRAGG

wait, are there still people who dont realize the mge thing was one big shitposting event put on by the heavy main?

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>>173292589
Fair warning I do not browse /mu/

Also, Engineer.

>>173294394
i feel proud for triggering him

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>>173294281
I need to remake that squid folder sometime

Lost all of it with my old compooder while back

>>173293975
my penis shots the cume a lot when I fappe

>>173294394
Well I mean one round I just played heavy and stood still
ebin meme

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>>173292589
https://youtu.be/llQ31DRgyx4

Demoman, soldier, a little bit of scout

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there

i can now call this my epic

https://youtu.be/iqmcqXxdMXY
haha lol :)

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>>173292589
demo

>>173294394
that's what he wants you to believe

it was pretty obvious that he was tilted sideways if you were there

>>173294583
le war pige

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>>173292589
soldier

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>>173292589
Soldier
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

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>>173292589
Demo
https://youtu.be/-qxa91EwFco

>Medics who never heal their demomen
Why is this a thing? Why every time I play demo? Just why?

>think about how I want to sell my strange lightning rod shotgun
>but i'd need a strange tool to transfer my count over to a new one
>i guess I could also grind it in an idle server
OH WAIT
STRANGES ARE DUMB
forget numbers, I'm going for style from now on

>>173295404
>1.15 keys
poorfag

>>173295482
or i could save that key by sitting in an idle server for an hour
or i could just not bother with stranges

>>173295596
or you could just not use an idle server

>>173295673
its the fact that i could that matters
stranges are pointless. all they show is how long you've fragged, not how well

>>173295385
i literally had to wipe their sentry nest twice before the medic decided to look at me instead of being stuck in the unusual soldier's ass all day who contributed nothing

>>173295745
ok

>>173295787
For me it's always the mediocre heavy. He could have a 5:30 k/d and the medic will still heal him over me. Every single time. I'm thinking about buying a demo unusual just so I can get heals.

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screenshots time

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>>173297930
poor engie

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with 40 seconds left on the clock

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Fun fact: It has been 274 days... or 6576 hours, or 394,560 minutes, or 23,673,600 seconds since the righteous bison, an already bad but gimmicky weapon was nerfed into hell, with its projectile being slowed, its multiple penetration feature, one cited on tf2 tip screens, was labeled a bug, and damage dropping off after penetration. I will never forgive valve for this nerf. It was completely unneeded. It sucked in every situation worse than the shotgun except for spamming tight chokepoints, something the soldiers primary is already pretty damn good at, yet it was still nerfed out of the blue, making what few people who used it before not even glance at it in their secondary weapon selections screen anymore. I can't even remember the last time i saw the righteous bison used in any game. Any gamemode, casual, competitive, community, i have not seen anybody use it. If someone did, their contributions to the battlefield were so insignificant their efforts have been burned from my memory, which is sad, because every weapon in tf2 deserves a place somewhere. Even the sharpened volcano fragment is used rarely on medieval modes, but the bison? It has no place anymore.

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>>173297930

>>173298085
thank you reddit

>>173298082
>he plays tf2 on windows 3.1.1

im gonna open one of each of the space crates. wish me luck.

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>>173298262
Luck

>>173298262
raffle the garbage you'll inevitably get

>>173298262
Bost bictures blz

>>173298371
its not tradeable for a week, bozo

>>173298447
visor and translator

>>173298491
BOST BICTURES BLZ

>>173298549
they are ALREADY ON THE MARKET look there

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>>173298645
BUCKONG BHERE, BOST BHE BUCKING BICTURES BITCH

>outpost has so many ads that get past my adblocker that it's taking up like 80% of my fucking cpu
well fuck that noise, i'll sell my unusual on a fucking trade server if i have to

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>obvious hacker on enemy team
>>me: needing to hack in a 10 year old game
>>me: Sad!
>Blue aspie: >may may arrows in 2017
Is valve going to do a banwave again soon?

Or will we have to wait for the eventual pyro update 2 for that?

>>173298860
hes right tho
commit sudoku

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>>173292589
Medic

>>173298860
>greentexting outside of 4chan
he's right retard

>>173298232
>he didn't buy windows to get a better frame rate in tf2

BUY MY GUN I AM STARVE AND POOR AND HUNGER

http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Killstreak%20Woodland%20Warrior%20Rocket%20Launcher%20%28Well-Worn%29

>>173299570
>http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Killstreak%20Woodland%20Warrior%20Rocket%20Launcher%20%28Well-Worn%29
your gun is ass comrade

>>173299685
i dont care buy it asdfasdf i need money or else the druggies are gonna steal my liver or somethgin

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REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR ZANY ASS SCREENSHOTS FOR A CHANCE FORTHEM TO GET MEEMD

>>173298846
Manually blocking ads works. Also, you should seriously invest that unusual money into getting a better toaster.

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>>173299903

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>>173299903

engineer melee

+50 max health
+50% faster firing speed
+100% damage vs buildings
+100% repair rate
+Infinite metal
-Cannot build anything

actually remove the health buff

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LOL

>>173300912
where's the last two images

they're not even on fireden

will tam ever forgive me?

>>173299973
Not him, but doesn't work for me, they just load new ones to replace the ones I manually blocked. Fuck that entire site.

>>173292589
In my whole life i didnt hear a single album which i love wholly.

Soldier/Heavy

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>>173292589
Demo/Scout/Soldier

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today i will remind them

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>>173292589
Medic/Funslinger Engi

>>173301872
no, because you're beyond helping

What is the best loadout for a 2fort Skial pyro?

>>173303076
None of the cosmetics is a gun in your mouth, so why bother?

>>173303076
unbind all

>>173303065
;_;
please

>>173302743
>litterally the same persons
I wouldnt suprise if it's was his alt account.

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>>173302743
>mariefag acting in such a way
shameful

>>173303236
maybe come back when you're less prepubescent

>>173303314
i'm almost 19

>>173303350
t. Squeaker that doesn't want to get b&

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>>173303350
I don't believe you

>>173303128
>>173303176
Oh come on, it's the only fun thing I still have in life. :(

>>173303461
i'll give you evidence

Bick bics blz

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>tfw no one wants to buy your unusual and you're very worried someone is going to buy the unusual you want before you can sell yours in time

>>173304926
What is it and how much?

>>173304980
aces high stout shako, 13 keys
i'm selling it for the high end price because i have to sell 2 keys worth of my items after the fact to get the unusual i want

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>>173305115
>selling in a hurry
>for more

>>173305409
i mean no one seems to be buying the unusual i'm looking at in a hurry and there are a couple of them, i'm just worried that someone out there is going to snatch the lower priced one before i do.

>>173305115
>Aces high stout shako
Shit hat, effect doesn't fit, you'd have better luck just quickselling the thing for 8 keys and buying 5 from marketplace or some shit like that

>>173305115
Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that the hat vibri gave you after you got scammed out of the armored authority?

>>173305807
yes it is. i'm kind of surprised you'd remember the specific hat. i'm still really grateful to vibri and i know it's kind of scummy like trying to get a return at the store after christmas to get the gift you actually want, but i don't think he'd have any hard feelings about it.

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>>173292589
Soldier

>>173305976
I remember it because I think that's the first time anyone in this general has been that stupid

>>173306104
i definitely understand remember me getting scammed because yeah, that was really fucking retarded of me and whenever i think back to it i want to rip my own hair out. i just didn't think people would remember him actually giving me a new hat in its place or the specific hat that it was.

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>want to play medic
>every pocket in pub is retarded

>want to play heavy
>our team don't have medic and enemy combo outdamaging me

friend who will pocket me/i will pocket him when

>>173306190
I looked up your backpack post and I remember that it had a spell on it

>>173306318
yeah, i don't think that's going to help my selling case much though unless there's people out there actively trading for unusuals with spell paints on them.

vibri you're still a cool guy and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Favorite non-vanilla game mode gogogo.

For me it's surf, surf a best.

>>173306797
Asteroid. Good dm, ez god likes. Good night sweet prince.

>>173306751
>vibri you're still a furry and don't stop sucking cocks
ftfy, vibri

hello
i saw that post again last thread and i was wondering what a 'pinto wiggle' is
i know who pinto is, yet i'm not sure if i know what you are referring to with his wiggle
looking forward to your answer
yours truly
anon

>>173306276
>needing a pocket to win a pub

LAMO

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i am very happy

>>173307365
Your on your way kid

>>173307365
very nice anon

>>173307052
>he don't like to be overhealed 100% time

LAMO

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>>173307365
hey, nice effect.

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B4nny is my top tier super duper deluxe waifu and no one can take him from me. Pic related, it's him defending my honor from the ravenous pottis.

>>173308401
it's cheap, cool, green and matches my sheens. i couldn't ask for better.

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>>173308413
>mustache connected with beard
Non canon.

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Give me something edgy for this beauty.

Just reinstalled the game again after 2 years. Since it's a new PC and all what's the config you all use?

>>173309443
Rebel Yell

>>173309458
comanglia for high quality pcs, dx 8, nohatsmod
i5 [email protected] 230fps on benchmark1.dem

if you need a complete config you can use mkrl.github.io/cfgen/

>>173309638
>dx 8
Enjoy your game freez after alttabbing.

>>173309443
Penetrated just like your mom last night

>>173309443
Let's Dance

>>173309694
it doesn't do that though
things like that don't happen after you remove the -dxlevel 81 from your launch options

>>173309772
I don't see any reason to use dx8 unless you have >60 hz monitor.

>>173309952
>i don't see any reason to get a higher framerate unlesss you have a shitty monitor

>>173309952
that's why i use it

>>173309998
I mean i have 60z monitor and can get 60 fps without using. I doubht that this guy have 140hz.

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>>173306276
>want to play medic
>every pocket in pub is retarded
Use QF for retarded pockets if that fails then they're really retarded and you shouldn't play Medic. Train your other class skills instead.

>want to play heavy
>our team don't have medic and enemy combo outdamaging me
Grab Dalokoh's and Natascha, position yourself at ramps and crouch-evade alot.
If you're pissed, grab Huolong for better burst with a shotty like Family Business to pelt airborne targets.
Holiday Punch sometimes work wonders against pockets.

>>173310070
why would i have a 6600k but not a 144hz monitor

>>173309638
So is this game dead or is everyone playing in the 10bucks mode?

>>173310154
>Use QF
But Vaccinator is fun...
> they're really retarded and you shouldn't play Medic
This is what i think every time when i trying to play medic in pub solo. Most team just not deserve to have walking dispencer.
>Grab Dalokoh's and Natascha, position yourself at ramps and crouch-evade alot.
>If you're pissed, grab Huolong for better burst with a shotty like Family Business to pelt airborne targets.
I'm pretty decent heavy. Sometimes you just can't outdamage your enemies.
>>173310219
I was talking about this >>173309458 guy.

>>173310310
Just launch it and see for yourself you stupid jerk.

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I bumped the last thread 'cause I didn't realize there was a new one. Don't hate me too much.

>>173309443
Three bedrooms in a good neighborhood

>>173310485
That's why I'm asking.
Fuck this game for throwing me into koth_suijin while I clearly hitted disconnect

>>173309443
Skullfucker

>>173310653
Who the fuck would ruin a perfectly good pizza like that?

>>173311690
>perfectly good pizza
>without pineapples
What did she mean by that

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>>173311690
Yes. The pizza should be in bed. Like me.

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>>173292589
sniper

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>>173309443
Still need name.

>>173312037
i knew you played sniper from the thumbnail

>>173312118
*aims at you* heh... locked on target...

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>>173312129
it is the best possible combo

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Ded bread.

ded /b/read :DDDDDd

epic xD like & favourited :D

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Post Engies

>>173313161
Post story about viva's first anal experience

"no"

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>>173313161

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>>173310378
>But Vaccinator is fun...
in a 1v1 to shutdown enemy pockets or stacked classes.
Not really useful against a Sentry to pocket retards with no self awareness imo.
>I'm pretty decent heavy. Sometimes you just can't outdamage your enemies.
Then all I can say if they're rushing together (scouts around pocket, sniper behind pocket) fall back to your Engineer's Sentry nest. If you have anyone smart in your team of course.
I tried to lay down a few stupid possibilities I just can't lay down a "solution" in theory. By positioning throughly (which means movement speed, or camping the largest Medikit in the map) you can choke a pocket duo back.
Yet that means nothing when you get flanked. Heavy class is vulnerable without someone to protect and die for.

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>>173313161
Yeeeeeeee

>>173312118
fearsome skullmasher

>>173312118
[Audible Clicking Noises]

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>>173313161

>>173313895
>in a 1v1 to shutdown enemy pockets or stacked classes.
>Not really useful against a Sentry to pocket retards with no self awareness imo.
In defence on really tight places you became litterally invulnarable 24/7. Enemy can't attack you all at once so they comming in course or you can easily detect main damage source.
In offense it's mostly sucks, yep.

>>173314310
does the hud come like that or did you fug around with something

>>173314723
i dont know, but the hud is antshud
http://huds.tf/forum/showthread.php?tid=270

>>173314790
nvm it came like that, im fuckin stupid

discunting font

tfw sold all of my hats when I quit tf2 but I like it again and now im poor and irish

;_;

>>173312118
OwO what's this

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>>173314927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3MpP9zeEM

>GIB 2 KEYS FOR THE WEAPN DAT SHOTS GREEN FIYAH DAT ACHKUCUALLY WORTH 5 REF

I mean at least learn english my man. What's with these shitheads with "OFFER PLS" *goes offline* attitude? How do these niggers get reach is beyond me.

>>173315643
Rich* fucking autocorrect

>>173315271
Why is this strange hairless cat crying?

>>173315894
he aint got no hat ;__;

>>173315942
Why would he need hat if he have gibus? Gibus is best hat.

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>>173313161

live thread of live game

Very much so

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>>173313161

Choo choo in your poo poo :D
xD

>>173292589
sniper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjYQKEb_B88

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>upward on red
>engi with white max head, bills and buds goes all the way to the final point to place a tele on the ramp
>spamming lenny binds and twitch memes in chat
>spec him once i die
>he's running around the hole doing nothing
>few minutes later he switches to pyro and goes afk
>check scoreboard
>Teleports: 0

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>want to play medic for a change
>pocket buddy plays pyro entire game
>die from every which way from ambushes
>give up on pocketing him out
>start playing battle medic ironically
>"haha wow, this sure is bad"
>keep playing it just for the satisfaction of getting amputator kills
>having a fun and chill time
>demo and soldier shitters complaining about no heals
>get kicked

Why do people take casual so seriously, /tf2g/?

Because we don't play anything but casual. It's serious and important for us.
Get the fuck out and stay in your lobbies and comp big boy.

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>>173313161

>gift from vibri
DELET this

>vibri will never gift you pro ks weapons
why live friends

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>>173292589
demo

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>>173322146
>pocket buddy plays pyro entire game
>demo and soldier shitters complaining about no heals
>get kicked
wow plz stop

>>173319854
fuck you

>>173321787
Why didn't you vote to kick after the first bind?

>>173325418
Why waste time on something that might not even work when you can simply mute someone and never see them again

>>173325418
fuck you

>>173325418
viva i cant help but like you when it comes to tf2, you understand heavies dont need shotguns, and memesters need to leave the server.

i like that about you

>173326603
>173327106
Stop samefagging

>>173327730
i am not viva, i am you

Nothing wrong with being me, though.

>>173325791
You'll never know until you take that chance. That's how you get ahead in life

Besides, he'd spamming his trash binds and building teleporters. People like him ought to be lynched. But that can't be done, so kick that shitter so someone else can come in and do better than a memer ever could

>>173327106
Thanks, I like me, too

>>173328827
fuck you

>>173328989
You? You who?

>>173329561
fuck you

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>>173313161

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>one chance in life
>born not as Christopher in Brooklyn, New York: Greatest place on Earth.

why live bros if your life will never be such blessed

>>173330259
good taste

>>173330391
Thanks. Vibri suggested it.

>>173330484
bad taste then. kys faggot

>>173330523
Oh.

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56 posters but all i see is 3 names spammed in the thread. why has it come to this?

>>173330630
Everyone else isnt attention whores.

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>one chance in life
>born in an english speaking country

ded

D

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>>173311918
No............YOU NEED TO BE AWAKE AND FRAGGING

have you ever gotten anything cool from a giftapult? i got a disco fever taunt
which i gave to my friend

>>173334619
Sup XanFag

>>173334758
ayyy

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>>173330784
>one chance in life
>born in europe where terrorist attacks are weekly

>one chance in life
>born wh*te

>>173330336
The Lord works wonders

>>173336710
fuck you

>>173336808
shut up yoy racist sexist ableist heterophobe bigot

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>>173292589
Sniper

How do I git gud at demo? He's my worst 6's class

Why have a general of a game where there's nothing left to discuss?
aside from unfunny forced meems and jerk each other

>>173337197
Punk Weight, The Fever, and Double Helix are fire. The rest is just Eh

>>173337236
You're not jerking me off. I can do it myself just fine, thank you

What next comp map do you think valve will accept as oficial?
My bet on ashville.

anybody wanna play tf2 classic

sure dude

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>blocked from steam market till the 9th for adding funds too many times when giving my money to valve
>blocked from trading for 7 days because the trading website wouldn't work on my browser so I had to switch to another browser, steam thinks it's another device entirely
>market restriction just went up by 2 days for no reason

>>173337220
fatal1ty (Voice): practice practice practice

>>173338087
i will be on in like 2 hours probably

>>173337440
fuck you

>>173294431
God tier taste. Carpenter Brut is

Anyone wanna do GTA heists?

>no way to kick hackers
>no weapon bans/class limits
>if one person quits the game is ruined for everyone else
>bots are used to subsitute players
i want to like valve mm but there's so much fucking wrong with it

>>173338228
>muh virtual items

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>>173300380
man i gotta stop doing these while buzzed

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I had a dream that the Eyelander got a uncrate-only reskin that was a ice cream cone with a lot of scoops like pic related

The color of the scoops was different each time and they were insanely expensive

I just want to play some heavy and engie once in a while, but every pub is infested with snipers and spies. I am literally catering to the children that spam these classes by just wanting to play something else than the good classes for once and I have almost every second of it

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>>173341119

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>>173300436

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>>173341386

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Wanderer is a lewd man

>>173339676
Console or PC

This laptop is a toaster

>>173341641
What a pathetic nobody

>play tf2 for an hour after I haven't in 2 years
>not having fun at all

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>>173297930

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>>173313161

>>173341810
>play tf2 after playing overwatch comp
>have the most fun carrying pub babbies and winning matches
>play MGO for the first time
>everyone I play against is on a smurf account or bought BP armor for their character with microtransaction money
>come back to tf2, know what i'm dealing with because there are no smurfs, only the occasional hacker

>>173339676
fuck you

>>173342273
Well I never played OW myself. I just find it more fun watching other people play tf2, oddly enough. I probably just need a new mouse though.

>pubs

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>>173298046
>>173342545

Anyone from here play in prem/invite?

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>>173298092

>meme classlimited pubs

>>173341782
PC, of course

>>173343293
>not wanting retarded pub autism where your entire team plays one class

>he still enjoying doing the same missions over and over again
MvM Comp players, ladies and gentelmens.

>valve mm isn't a joke

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>>173302743
Watchmojo.com

Top 10 jokes that went way too far

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The count down for the music discs begins, about 20 more days dudes.

>>173343521
>tfw worried about having to fight against a hacker and rank down
it really is

>>173306075
Marry me

>>173343436
Who's a comp MvM player?

Flies is the worst unusual effect.

That is all.

>>173343269
there's 4 entrances to cover in that area so having one sniper watching each one is ideal

thats not nuts and bolts

>>173344112
You, dummie

At least you can see nuts and bolts

>>173344127
>massed flies sniper unusuals are worth more because it's "themed"
i never understood this

>>173344127
The Confettis are pretty fucking trash, too

In my opinion, Steaming and Smoking are the worst ones around

>>173344295
Did you even read the original post? I never said that I played comp MvM

>>173344325
It's because snipers are shit

>>173344325
All aussies are dirty and smells.
>>173344414
I said that you are retard who like to do same shit over and over again. Just like MvM. Got it?

Lmao, stupid foreigners. Learn to read and think before you write, you dumb fucks

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POST YOUR DREAM UNUSUAL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>173344885
Level 69 Sunbeams Brown Bomber

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>>173344885
my only two regrets are not buying multi-class crates, and not saving my unusual zoomin' broom

>>173344885
If i had chance to get any unusual what i want, i would go for Nebula Earbuds. Best effect with most Inconspicuous misc that i can use with any loadout.

>>173344885
Miami Nights Death Racer's Helmet but it cant happen :/

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>>173344885

New competitive format

go

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>>173346062
Ultiquattro
Ultiduo with 4 players per team
played ultiduo like this today when we were waiting for players for dmix

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>>173344792
>even ChicANOs speak English way better than what I'll ever achieve
>mfw stuck forever with easy to spot european accent

>2 spies dancing on the enemy team's last point

"competitive" mode

>>173344792
But you are a chicano arent you?

>>173346062
3v3 highlander

>all offense classes are merged into one
>all defense classes are merged into one
>all support classes are merged into one

the new mercs would have the best aspects from each of the 3 classes they were formed from and are basically super-soldiers

>>173346785
ok ill play the reflecting scout with a rocketlauncher

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>>173345096
I fell for the Halloween hype, it actually paid off quite nicely.

>>173346853
and i'll play the 100% speed heavy with a stickybomb launcher and sentries

>>173346678
>valve
>doing anything right ever ever
reminder that Valve/Competitive is the worst possible way of spending your time and even a fuck around TF2Center lobby is more rewarding

>>173346948
>the worst possible way of spending your time
*crouch*
*throw sandvich at you*
put dispencer here!

>>173346684
Point being? I'm not a foreigner

>>173348227
you're a foreigner to me

>>173348409
Well that's cause you're an idiot

>>173348630
not sure if i understand what you mean
probably because of my poor english :(

liek if you sri ewrydimn ='(

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Update when? Do Volve follow these threads? If so, I'd really like a shill to appear and soothe my writhing soul.

>>173349404
why is this a gif

No valve is in a perpetual state of shoenjump manga antagonist, not talking to seem COOL and then revealing everything at the last second. Which would work if we hadn't been waiting upwards of a year to get it.

>>173346943
>93% * 77% * 100% / 3
> = 100%
bad math

>>173350058
he said best aspects
engineer walks at 100% speed
i think it makes sense

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>want to play support pyro
>team fucking sucks
>have to go soldier or demo to KILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_csTPekxe7w

nobody cares about your dumb /trash/ tier memes
if you wanna do it then go to the trash tf2g, where that garbage belongs

>3 random hackers in ONE GAME
>they just start casually discussing cheats they're using
why wont valve do something about this?

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Should I get this set
what kind of person does it come across as

>>173352703
Get a third cosmetic

>>173352703
rstt

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>>173352875
The third one hides the skin on the neck from behind.

>>173352952
Got any constructive suggestions?

>>173353061
i don't have access to loadout.tf right now but the ward might look better
that mask is pretty hard to do anything with on medic honestly

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9v9enthusiast: i see picture of permzilla and he look like he like teenager sex like he is in car and watch teenager on street and say "come my car i take you to candy shop " and then he is do bad things you know what i talking abbout

>>173352703
The Arkham Knight

it will always look like that with that helmet

>>173352996
If the dumb fuck knew me, he'd know I never post without my tripcode

Quit being his little bitch boy delivering his dumb messages, too

>>173353061
what cosmetic is that medic hat?

what is the most yifftastic loadout i can use that isn't halloween restricted

images pls

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>>173353061
Its the best I could come up with

>>173354572
see >>173292646

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>>173354572

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>>173354572
>>173355385
other anon did a better job with the max

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>>173355620
>>173355385

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*HON-HON* *HON-HON*
That's all it takes a Spy to backstab you in a pub game and steal your Goldpan. Why don't you gain more self-awareness yet /tf2g/?

>>173355385
>>173355620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXrOoODYPNE

post embarrassing newbie thoughts

back in early 2010 when I got my gibus I had no idea you could equip it on every class so only my medic had a hat