/owg/ - Overwatch General

Reaper buff when?

The enemy has a teleporteur

How best to use zens ult? Only saving for ults like reapers, genjis and zaryas or using liberally/aggressively to win fights and save 1 or 2 people to turn a fight?

I need healing!

>>173279541
>I think Reaper is somebody who ebbs and flows as the meta does. An example when Ana's Nano Boost is used to give the movement speed buff, we were seeing a lot of Reaper in play at the time. The more we see Winston, the more we see Reaper. Reaper is a fantastic counter to Winston. I do think we'll see more Reaper as the meta shifts around. With that said, we're trying some stuff internally on Reaper right now. I don't know if it will see the light of day or not, but it's internal only right now, and it's very minor. Just a little bit of quality of life issues that we're trying to pick up with him. I think Reaper is not in a terrible spot.

Probably not any time soon

>>173279709
I just want a better teleport. I'm glad at least they're looking at him.

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>>173279546

Honest question, I climbed from gold to masters, why are many more throwers on masters than on lower ranks?

>>173279995
Quality meme desu

Would it be cool if Blizz had skins for OW as rewards in HoTS and SC loot boxes or D3 seasonals?
And the other way around that if OW had very rare items for other games?

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Quick, claim your husbando or waifu.

No one else will be allowed to love them besides you!

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>>173279709
Fuck

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>have to play healer 5 comp games in a row becuase no one else wants to
>tfw shit healer

>>173280115
Widowmaker

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>it's a to stack guys go pharmercy and never heal anyone but pharah episode

Anyone got one of those main templates like in the previous thread? Those are always fun to fill out.

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>>173280115
Fareeha!

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>>173280115

>>173280178
>being cucked into healing and not just instalocking who you want


Why do so many complain about this? How are you this fucking beta in a game filled with 13 year olds?

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>>173280115
Mei checking in!

I had leavers for 5 games in a row and lost 200 comp points. I'm almost getting kicked out of GM.

Why is this allowed? I really don't see why you would play competitive to not be competitive in it. There are tons of arcade games literally just for that.

>>173280115
Mei, Mercy, Tracer, Pharah, Ana, D. Va, Zarya, and Symmetra

Fuck you

>>173280000
Depends, some of them know they're good enough to rank back up anyways so they won't give a shit at times.

>>173279709
yeah but if you're only there JUST to counter the winston he'll switch to dva or some shit and you'll be useless and have to switch

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>>173280115
T.Racer!

>someone in a duo instalocks mercy
>instantly leave the game

You guys don't need to thank me for saving your SR.

>>173280106
What would that accomplish? Not to mention they already had Oni skin for Genji, OW cardback in HS and something else I'm forgetting.

>>173280178
i stopped healing people the moment i realized i can play a better dps/tank than anyone i get queued up with

>84% win rate on pharah
>70% win rate on dva
>64% win rate on roadhog

im not healing these fags

>>173280520
>he can only play one hero
How does it feel to be bad at the game?

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>>173280408
the problem is blizz's SR calculation system. streak-based SR increases/decreases have no place in a game like OW, where your own personal performance is still only 1/6th of your team. letting stats impact SR is also a mistake; your ana that got 4 sleeps all game and 5k healing might have just let mercy heal when there was downtime to build her rez, and slept nano genji every time he ulted; numbers don't reflect performance.

SR gains and losses should be flat, and based on the discrepancy between the two teams. this trueskill-type shit just turns comp into a slot machine.

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>>173280115
Mommy

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>tfw your almonds activate and you get 4 suspicious looking headshots in a row as blue slut
>it's not even potg
>you barely get a bronze for eliminations

>>173280523
It would boost the number of OW players and make Blizz produce more stuff for us!
It's also fun it 'd be like the collectors edition stuff.

>>173280737
>muh medals

>>173280723
Full plox

>>173280750
It wouldn't
There are already metrics for it from the genji skin, the "boost" is temporary and almost insignificant

>>173280669
>He thinks thats what that anon is saying

He's referring to pocket mercy's who will only heal their duo buddy.

>>173280750
I doubt that. If you already play some Blizzard games, then surely you know about Overwatch, and probably have even bought it already. That sort of crosspromotion doesn't drive significant extra sales. (And, like I said, they did it already.)

>>173280863
How about shutting your whore mouth autist. Don't be such a witless contrarian shitposter.

>>173280803

I don't understand the 'medals don't mean anything xD' meme. They are an objective measurement of your participation. Sure, you can fuck around not helping the team tactically and still get medals but that just means the rest of your team sucked even harder.

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>>173280803
>Implying it's not a good meter outside of golds to measure how you're contributing to the fucking team
>Implying not getting bronze or silver as widowmaker in damage is a good thing
>Implying not having silver or gold elimination is a good thing

>>173280925
But thats wrong. Why do you think they do cross promotions?
Oni Genji increased players playing HoTS and OW players.

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Why are we letting /xivg/ drama whores make threads where they can force their shit discord again?

>>173280950
Kaplan please take your medicine

Doing my first placements,
Lose Lose Lose Win Lose Lose Win Lose Lose
Is it because I'm solo queueing? Doesn't matter what role I play, I just see the kill feed full of dead teammates.
Mostly playing Ana/Mercy, Soldier, Spamrat, and Rein/Orisa/Hog (if my team has Rein/Dva already)

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>>173281116
let the idiots in the thread fall into the discord trap

>>173281071
Oh yeah, prove it? HotS probably got a small and/or temporary increase in players, but that's it. They are two very different games, there's no reason to think that they even share much of the same crowd.

>>173280984
As long as you get damage for hitting barriers and fucking tickling enemies its worthless. In fact because blizzard went with this retarded system not to hurt the feelings of shitters Its actively spreading misinformation and making people play worse
>>173281005
>>Implying it's not a good meter outside of golds to measure how you're contributing to the fucking team
It isnt. How to you measure objectivity how well your tank creates and take space? How your your ana sleeps the ulting genji instead of the harmless but easier to hit DIVA? How well the tracer gets the attention of the eienimy team creating openings and advantages for the team?


As long as it seems like the retarded spamming junkrat is better than the tracer who is focusing the healers and actually allowing you to win medals are completely, and utterly worthless.

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To all my Zarya bros in this thread. Thank you for being competent and reliable in my placement match

Did Gerard actually have the worst life? I mean, his wife had it pretty terrible but at least she's happy now. In a sense, at least.

>>173281284
You probably suck, but might be really unlucky. but without recorded gameplay we can't tell you why.

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>Ana having to correct herself

Damn she was cunty in this comic.

>>173281465
>HotS probably got a small and/or temporary increase in players, but that's it. They are two very different games, there's no reason to think that they even share much of the same crowd.
Prrooov et!

>tfw unreliable internet so i cant play comp

all i want to do is not be held back by shitty ping

>>173281692
why are everyones eyes closed when their upperbody is shown

>tentacle alien invasion event

>he STILL doesn't own a 144Hz display with ulmb

lol how do you expect to make it to GM?

>>173281710
You are the one making claims. If crosspromotions actually were as good as you seem to think, then why indeed there aren't more of them? Or, gasp, could it be that you are just wrong?

Buzz off, bozo.

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>be pharah
>die in front of our ana
>"FAREEHA! MY DAUGHTER!"
>mfw

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>>173281826
You think Chu faps to Mercy/Genji fanfic of Genji saving Mercy from a tentacle monster?

>>173281692
>Pence 76 and Ana discussing Tracer's electro therapy.

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>>173281284
>Is it because I'm solo queueing?
yes
but placements really don't matter in terms of victory/defeat, this is an equally shitty 3/0/7 soloqueue from a blank season 3

>tfw living in south american shithole and only get matched with brazilians

How I hate those filthy monkey shitters.

>>173281850
Proov et

>>173281879
If Ana really cared she shouldn't have orphaned her daughter. Her crocodile tears are wasted on me.

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>>173281692
>ana wants to take action but knows jack has final say and corrects herself accordingly
>cunty

>>173281850
You're an idiot there already is a load of cross promotions in Blizzards other games and the loot box feature is coming out to other games soon.

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>>173281841
>almost have a 1080
>144hz monitor next

>>173281950
Ana and Mike Pence 76 both come from deeply religious areas of the world. That conversation totally happened at some point.

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Remember to abuse hacked medipacks

>>173281879
she never actually says this

>>173282237
Yes, there was crosspromotion, naturally. That's what I wrote. But it was and went. (And the upcoming new lootsystem in HotS has nothing to do with this.)

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>>173281826
Just imagine

>>173282332
Yes she does.
Also when 76 dies, Ana will say
>"Jack.. I was supposed to protect you."

Is there a more entertaining thing to do than teleport your teamates off cliffs in comp?

>>173282274
>Jack i'm concerned Tracer was caught trying to molest Zeigler in the infirmary again.
>Zeigler is extremely autistic and vulnerable to that sort of behaviour she actually believes shes a guardian angel. This can't go on.

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>all his crusader friends are dead
>watched overwatch fall apart
>thinks most of his overwatch friends are dead
>probably has serious survivor's guilt
>hides it all behind the jolly facade he's known for
>is probably wandering the world waiting for something to kill him
>brigitte is the only thing keeping him alive

>>173281879
Genji says ''Master" when Zen dies

>>173282641
>>brigitte
?

>>173282641
Wasn't his lore that he became a hollywood actor?

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Another one off the list.

>>173281116
Because what a majority wants is more important, you are not it.

>>173282539
>Jack, what are we going to do? Tracer is raiding the female locker rooms again as well and stealing all the panties. She then sells them to the men once she is done with them. I found Reinhardt and Torbjorn sniffing and eating my old flower panties the other day. What are we going to do?
>Hmmmmmmmm. Give me my tesla coil attachment for my pulse rifle. We will have to do this the same way we cured McCree.

> 3 solo picks in one push as Hanzo
> we still don't make it past the choke

Why are goldbabbies so fucking retarded

>>173283001
More like
>Lets call Winston

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>>173282981
>discord faggots trying to make out they're a big deal

LMAO

Can you start using trips so I can filter you all

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When will Emily be kidnapped by Talon and brainwashed into Windowmaker 2.0 to kill Winston so Tracer can be motivated to move the plot along?

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Why are they so perfect?

>>173283425
Never because Emily isn't relevant beyond showing Tracer is a dyke

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>>173282641
Don't do this to me. I'll give him another reason to live by conceiving all his children c:

>>173283497
Junkrat is the cutest and best boy and Roadhog is a good dad!

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>>173283614

>>173283497
someone post the leg comic

>>173283402
>autistic anon pretending he isn't the only one of 10 people at most who gives a shit
KOK

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>>173282981

>>173283575
>imply Emily wont die in the future creating edgelord Tracer

>>173283664
Anon, did you draw this? It's really good!

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>QP
>Eichenwalde Attack
>team goes 4 DPS and a Roadhog + me as healer
>constantly getting slaughtered the moment they peek their head out into line of sight of the bridge, melted by the constant stream of bullets
>not one of them considers changing to a tank that could potentially block some of it
>they're practically just walking into the same death over and over again and not one of them considers "maybe we shouldn't all be going for the DPS kills man character"
>these are people with two, three or even four stars by their icon
I get that it's QP, play what you want, but when you're Hanzo and your arrows aren't denting three layers of shields, are you actually having fun

>>173283664
>Im here too

kek

>>173283773
>4.5 months after the holiday comic
>still no voice line with Tracer referencing Emily on the King's Row map

Even fucking Brigette gets lines referring to her, an interaction between Mercy and Reinhardt no less. Chu's forgotten about Tracer's squeeze already.

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This game makes me mad

>>173283995
We got Tracer calling 76 daddy. 76s therapy was a success!

>>173283752
>h-heh that'll s-show him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNopiJMfyXU

So what are the new skins?

Hope we gonna get genji going full raiden on omnics this event.

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>trying to diffuse the situation when your team starts pointing fingers
Blaming each other is the cause of 90% of losses ;_;

>>173284391
the old overwatch uniforms from back in the day. Look at 76s origin skin and think that applied to the other members.

WTF are you supposed to do when theres a zarya in your face and shes popped bubble?

Just run away if you arent bastion?

>>173282716
His squire

>can't ban characters from comp

This game would be much better if you could ban Widow and Hanzo

>>173284561
Break it then break her. She's only 400 health, no armor. Squishiest tank in the game.

>>173284561
Depends on what character you're playing as.

>>173284561
Break it and destroy her
>b-but she will get stronger
So fucking kill her she cant stop any damage after the bubble pops

>>173284616
>Widow
A good widow is fucking devastating

>>173284561
Meis pretty good at killing Zarya.

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>>173284461
no, the cause is people playing roles which they're not very good at. if your teammate with 60 hours and a good win% on lucio is playing a shitty genji, and your teammate with 60 hours and a good win% on genji is playing a shitty lucio, you're gonna have a bad time.

i play flex, and it is fucking soul-crushing how infrequently people ever try shifting roles, even when you're 0 and 2 in KOTH/enemy team capped B with like 5 minutes to spare.

>>173284694
I think that is the reason why one would want to ban a character, yes.

>>173283287
>Jack breaks into the training room
>Winston!
>Jack punches Winston
>I need you soldier!
>Jack throws Winston to the ground
>F...For what?
>Jack kicks Winston
>For a mission!
>Jack throws a chair at Winston as Mercy watches in horror
>What is the mission!?
>Jack jumps from a table and body slams Winston
>We need to cure Tracer!

>>173284660
soldier

>>173284691
This really isnt a good idea it will put her energy up to 100 and then she will melt you. Just wait for the bubble to expire then CC her.

>>173284782
That anon was clearly talking about troll picks though

>>173284812
If you are Soldier DO NOT unload into her bubble.

>You can now ban 5 heroes in comp matches

What happens if it were to be real?

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Is Ana still fertile?

>>173284812
If she's below medium charge: Drop biotic field and SERPENTINE NIGGA until the barrier fades

If she's high charge: RUN NIGGA SERPENTINE BOY.

>>173284809
10/10

>>173284861
I'm not so sure. Besides, there's an even bigger problem here, the one that causes the troll picks: and I'm of course talking about the lack of clan support.

If the game had clans, you could always play with bros, and there would be zero troll picks.

>>173279957
sauce?

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Are you ready for the event?

>>173284987
shit idea, not dignifying with a serious response

>>173285174
Autist

>play comp

>route 66 on defense

>die but get ult ready, launch ult at payload by gas station

>QUINTUPLE KILL

>soldier with a triple gets POTM


>suicide

>>173285174
t. Ana

>>173285167
>want to grind out boxes in QP
>don't have the mental fortitude to deal with whiny tilted DPS babies

I only have 3650, just enough for a legendary at the start of the event.

>>173285207
it is a bad, bad idea. maybe if the game had like a hundred heroes a la DOTA, it could work, but right now every hero just occupies too large a niche.

rein would be perma-banned, probably mercy and/or ana, hog, definitely genji and tracer. the game would be shit.

hence, shit idea. enjoy your (you).

>>173285215
And that ULT was...?

Anyway. When the game was new, EVERY POTG was an ULT, and it got old really quick. That's why "lame" POTGs are more common now.

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>announce I have Nano
>hear someone whisper "You should totally Nano me." over mic
>it's our Tracer
>do it because why not
>he runs in and gets two kills
>"Thanks, that was fun. I had fun."
I wish I could have more interactions like that in this game. Gave me a good laugh.

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I got 2 questions for everyone
1:Favorite skin for each hero
2:If you could design a legendary for (a) Hero(s), what would the concept be?

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>>173285516
>1:Favorite skin for each hero
Too many to list all 24

>2:If you could design a legendary for (a) Hero(s), what would the concept be?
"What-if" skins for Talon!Tracer and OVerwatch!Widowmaker. pic related

>>173285412
sorry should have put that in there, it was dvas ult

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>mfw a genji tries to deflect my microwave

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>traveling to Volskaya Industries

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>play winston
>3300 damage with a gold medal

So what do you guys run this game at? I'm running it on ultra capped at 70fps on a 3 year old card.

>>173286154
salt

>>173285516
>1:Favorite skin for each hero
For some of my favorite heroes:
Stuntman 76
Origins skin for Tracer
Noche for Sombra
The white chinese dress for mei
Junkenstein or toasted
Sharkbait maybe for roadhog
Summer games zarya
summer games d.va or carbon fiber
Frogston or yeti winston
summer games lucio
Merciful ana
handsome face zen or nutcracker

>2:If you could design a legendary for (a) Hero(s), what would the concept be?

Wrestling singlet Rein
Speedo Roadhog
Winston with a hawaiian shirt and pineapple sunglasses
Heavy metal lucio

>>173285516
I want that mccree skin too much

>>173285360
Not even the same anon. Just calling you an autist.

>>173286313
Agreed, I love the pistol design

Overwatch skin workshop when?

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I want to bully D.vas' tiny schlong

>>173286472
hopefully never, there are enough garbage skins as there is

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>>173286058
>play Sombra
>have gold damage medal
>there was a S76 on my team

>>173286613
kill urself you pathetic fuck.

literally read what you posted you fucking autistic permavirgin

>>173286472
Never blizzard hates us.

>>173286623
>that one anon being a contrarian to every fan idea ITT

> tfw just lost a 5v6 gm game because we had 4 support mains

Thanks Blizzard

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>>173286613
How tiny we talkin here?

>>173286713

This, tbf.

>>173286613

Dog, seriously what is wrong with you

>>173286058
>>173286635
A. You were playing with literal downies/ small children

B. You're both bullshitting

>>173280860
Yes PLZ

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>>173286713
you seem pained

>play lucio for the first time in a long time
>spend the entire game speedboosting our Rein into the enemy team and watch him kill everyone

I'm actually surprised how much fun it is helping other people have fun.

>volskaya industries two times in a row

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>173285167
i'm at 19,000 so i'm pretty sure i'm ready.

>>173286738
Honestly though think of how much of a profit they could make off of it.

They get more of the community opinion they try listening for, more skins ideas for future events with less effort, and of course for those who do it, ore loot box purchases, its a pretty big win win for everyone if you look into it some

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>>173286996
>temple of goobis 4 times in a row

fuck my life up senpai

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We should have an /owg/ vs /owg/ that might be kinda fun. Have another fem mccree cosplay as well.

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who's a good twitch streamer to watch if I want someone who's good at the game but doesn't sing every 30 seconds

>>173287228
Lassiz.

>>173285516
>Ana
Captain Amari
>Bastion
Rooster
>D.va
Taegeukgi
>Genji
Nomad
>Hanzo
Oni
>Junkrat
Junkenstein
>Mei
Rescue Mei
>Mercy
Witch
>Orisa
OR-15
>Pharah
Raptorian
>Reaper
BlackWatch Reyes
>Rein
Baldreich
>Roadhog
Junkenstien's monster
>Soldier 76
Commando 76
>Sombra
Los Muertos
>Symmetra
Vampire
>Torb
Sweden
>Widow
Noire
>Zarya
Weight lifting
>Zen
NutCracker

Skin Ideas
>AU Savage Moon Gorilla winston, with DIY jumppack and telsa gun
>AU Cyborg Hanzo
>Cloaked Sombra with Skull mask
>Dues ex esque mcree

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>>173287258

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>>173285664
>hollow
I just want to run my finger around the rim.

Deedle deedle dee

>>173286472
I want mods for this game very much.


For nude skins.

>>173287534
how is this related to overwatch?

>>173287228
Kephrii

>>173287596
>>>/pol/

>>173287639
A dung beetle? the fuck

I think I'm gonna stay away from this game at late night, I never got this angry in my whole life at a video game before. All special kinds of retards play at this hour I think. Lost 5 fucking games because of attack Symmetras, Widows and Hanzos. Reins who charge in to the middle of enemy team and write "wtf", Mercys not healing and shooting at people.

>>173287534
what?

>>173288335
i was at home drinking brain fluid

>>173288335
Beating my dick to some Widowmaker r34

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>>173287935
>wreck on Defend so bad that one of them throws by literally just running into death repeatedly
>we still manage to lose because instead of taking the easy win, one of our players chose to make it 5v5 because someone else on our team wouldn't change off Reaper
>we draw 0-0 because of it
>mfw
I'd be salty, but the rest of the team was pretty cool so that was nice at least.

>>173288335
Relax

>>173287179
The discord does that if you hate discord I suggest you set up an owg custom game and tag it with that name and look for people in the thread to join

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>>173288335
Playing Ana with my new golden gun and realising how she is like twenty fucking times more fun than Mercy.

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>Snipeur! Leave this to m-EAAUGH!

>someone on my team has a guy deranking
>everyone else also starts to meme it up
>Hanzo, Widow, Symm, Torb, Junkrat and Bastion
>we actually won

I wonder how hard the other team was throwing, holy fuck.

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>>173288754
>die
>spectate team as I wait to respawn
>objective starts getting taken immediately after I die because of course no one else was on it
>"Get on ze objective" from Widowmaker
>meanwhile she's standing just off it and missing all her shots
>mfw

>>173288335
Watching the movie Arrival. Right now it looks like we're moments from starting a war with the aliens that there can be no winning for us.

So do we have any info on the event next week?

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>Harass a healer for being unable to heal
>he starts arguing with you and calling you bad
>you call him shit over and over
>he snaps and asks what I want from him in caps and to leave him alone
>instead of laughing, I immediately feel bad about it
>try cheering him up for the last minute remaining

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>when the enemy widowmaker is being a fucking cunt and nobody is killing her so you switch to genji and bully her and the other faggot ass snipers and supports

I can't think of a more satisfying feel

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I'm too scared to go to bed

I'm officially done with solo queuing, my blood pressure can't take much more of this.

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>>173289181
youre 19 years old hana

>>173289181
/owg/ is not going anywhere bro.

>>173289361
>19

Ew, she might as well be as old as Mercy at that point

>>173289121
There's the feeling when someone is criticizing on how you're using a character, and you end up being the only blue card.

>>173289361
Not that anon but is being 19 a problem? If so I guess I can go and stay go.

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>>173288393
Getting some *dinks* with Widowmaker. I just wanted skins. WHY?

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>>173289442
>get blue card
>nobody upvotes you because you aren't a healer or you didnt get potg
>even if you do get potg there's a 50% chance nobody will upvote you

I-It's fine guys, don't worry about me

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>>173289181
dont be a pussy

>>173289417
>>173289505
>19 years old to scared to go to bed

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>>173289361
can you check under my bed?

>>173289614
Now that I think about it, it's probably more of a feeling of smugness rather than satisfaction.

>>173289580
>*dinks*
is this autism speech for headshots?

>>173288335
playing bad custom games
never touching that mode again, never accepting invites from people i dont even know desu

>>173288335
Fapping to Rein, the last good German of the future.

>>173287565
I WANT A CRASH BANDICOOT JUNKRAT SKIN
>>173289830
what if they make steroids from his cum

So this is why there are no muslims in the future.

>>173289880
I'd buy em all

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>tfw going to die during ww3 before getting my gold weapon

goodbye beautiful hammer ;_;

>>173288335
>>173289181
>>173291019
Please don't worry, anons! I know things are really serious right now, and it's okay to be worried or frightened, but it'll be all right!

>>173289442
Even better if the card is 4-5 gold medals.

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>>173291518
I don't want it to be alright

End it all

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>He didn't reach grand masters before the world is devastated by a nuclear holocaust

LMAO

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>no blueberry to make love to while the world ends

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>World is gonna end before I get another chance of getting the Summer Games Mercy skin

gas all mains

This is why nobody likes you /pol/

>>173291732
More like gas all mains who don't play their characters correctly

50% of Widowmaker mains are garbage at playing her but they won't admit it, they're almost as bad as Hanzo mains

>>173291642
kek

>>173291819
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

>>173291819
>thinks /pol/ is the source of all things in the workd
This is why people think sjw queers are braindead.

As we approach the one year anniversary I think it's time I give you guys the big enchilada

>the game is unplayable without a competent team, no hero with a few exceptions can be played without 5 others on the same page
>Hanamura, Annubis, and the other chokepoint maps are dreadful and claustrophobic
>the most fun heroes (Genji, Tracer, Widow, etc) are the least competitively viable
>Ana, Sombra, and Orissa should not have included in the game
>Roadhog should not have been included in the game
>you can master most heroes with the exception of a few (Widow, Genji, McCree, etc) in ~10 hours
>playing in a 6 stack is vastly superior to not doing so, as most people lack even the most basic game sense
>if you want to climb solo queue you have to play whatever is needed, not who you want to play
>you have to play comp even if you don't care about winning since qp is a clusterfuck
>sr is rarely related to skill, it is related to teamwork
>in general the only way to play is very conservatively, since almost everything in the game can instantly kill you
>koreans are usually really annoying
>the memes and porn are about 15% better than the actual gameplay

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>>173291642
>He didn't reach top 500 before the world is nuked and there will be no more to reach that rank, thus making you the top 500 for the rest of time.

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everyone saying ww3 is habbening

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>>173292110
ITS HAPPENING

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>>173292182
FUCK YOURE RIGHT

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I need healing!

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>>173291671
this but with a chubby Asian

Goodbye /owg/
youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>>173292374
I want to smell Mei's dirty sweaty panties

>>173291630
Nothing ever ends anon.

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>the world ends before soldier gets a single good skin
Fucking bullshit

>>173292879
>Thriller
>Bad
See yourself out

>playing comp at 5 am
Nothing good can come from this right?

>>173292990
It's either a shitfest or a memetastic fun game.

>>173292986
>no mask
it's shit, jim.

/pol/ needs to leave

>>173293217
You have to go back.

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What rank is lucio I've never seen it.

>>173293217
Yeah they are really making this thread Bubonic and honestly, I believe the quality would improve without them

>>173292510
dont you want to do anything to mei tho

>>173292879
Stuntman 76 already exists

>>173293452
Well yeah, I want her to sit on my face

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>freaking out over the US bombing Syria even though we've been bombing Syria for 4+ yearsnow

>>173293721
It's not like 4chan is filled with idiots and children now.

>>173293773
Redditors basically.

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so, in the new comic i saw this in the background. I'm not good with skins but this doesnt look like any hero I've seen.

>>173293721
but you don't understand anon

its happening

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>>173293721
>no sombra gf to bring in the end of the world

>>173293907
Its soldier

>>173293907
you must be new

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>yesterday
>every game is with Team Retard
>lose 300 SR

>today
>every game is against Team Retard
>gain 300 SR

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>>173293907

>>173293721

>not going along with it for fun despite knowing that the only thing that could possibly start a third world war is something on par with pearl harbor

>>173293930
Happenings used to mean something back in the day

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>GM players having problems with Pharahmercy
did I step into bizzaro world

>>173294080

influx of retards from The_Donald with no understanding of the meme ruined it.

>>173294080
Next happening will be nth korea getting nuked.

>>173293345
1118?

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why

>>173293345
1318. Gold border starts at 1200.

>>173294345
Im usually laughing really hard using current symm

>>173294345
Because all you have to do is hold down m1 till youre diamond

>end of the game
>someone starts shittalking sym
>saying how skillless and OP she is
>check their career profile
>0 mins played on sym
they can't keep getting away with this

>>173294638
Doesn't seem to keep you there though.

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>mercy refuses to heal me when the rampaging monkey right next to her and me is pummeling me
>laughs at me
>I go symmetra, make a teleporter all the way at the beginning of enemy spawn
>they all take it and we swiftly lose
>they become salty as fuck at me

fight cancer with cancer

>>173294995

cancer is a disease that spreads insidiously

Not asking for whats most efficient, just for your own personal preferences when playing McCree

theres the:
trusty ol' direct hit
throwing it at the ground
airborne AoE
and
the overhead throw

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>>173286996
>Illios
>Illios
>Illios
>Illios
>Illios

Yea fuck this game

>>173280750
They've already done several cross game events. They'll likely continue to do so to try and keep interest in all of their games instead of just focusing on 1-2 to milk.

>>173295903
I play 76 instead because he's literally a better McCree

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>>173286996
>play route Volcyкaya five times in a row
>fuck this game
>next day boot up ow again
>travelling to vols-
NO NO NO NO

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It was fun reading these stuff yesterday. What are yours?

Also r8 pls

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>tfw you get backfill AND first win of the day

>>173296316

At least it's a fun map (the mode is kind of shit though)

The only awful map in this game is fucking gibraltr

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>>173296457
8/10, not a huge fan of Tracer & Junkrat but overall pretty good taste

>>173285215
>Get potg
>It's a double kill on a single player
Fucking what?

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>>173296457
Great minds think alike

>>173293721
>US
>bombing
and the sun rises from the east as usual

>>173294345
all you have to do is m1 or occasional e and q
pretty easy

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>>173296457
good

had to update mine because i played 20 or so competitive matches today with a third of them being in volskaya. fuck that map

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>>173296564
>the sunlight when you play def on gibraltar

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Why is Ana so seductive?
>Hurr Mercy is best waifu!
>Hurr DVA is best waifu!
>Hurr Sombra is best waifu!

Shit tastes! Ana is best!

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>>173297027
>tfw you'll never be in the middle of an amari sandwich

>>173291019
>>173291518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

>get 1 game within diamond
>suddenly get utter fucking retards on my team
>lose

Over and over and over

>>173288335
sorry for not giving a shit but whats the deal with all the world ending and WW3?

4 more days

My prediction for the 11th:

Either AnaRein or Reaper76 will be confirmed for the continuation of the story. But not both. One or the other.

>>173297535
you are where you belong. sorry to break it to you, pal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dSnsUlkAV4

>>173297027
You misspelled "Orisa"

ded thread

>>173298075
>other people are shit
>haha it's all you

>>173293721

>bombing isis vs bombing syrian goverment assets

fucking retard

My experience smurfing has made me realize that gold and plat shitters who are actually part of that rank should only focus on their own gameplay if they want to rise the ranks and stop complaining about elo hell. Do your job well, that's all you should be focusing on. Heck that's how you get to gm from diamond.

>>173299068
What did you mean by this?

>>173299068
Newfag here, What the fuck is smurfing

>>173299068
>Do your job well
>that's how you get to gm from diamond
That may be true, but this is a teamgame, so even if you are doing your absolute best, it isn't always enough.

"Elo hell" is where people are "almost but not quite competent". They can be good, but their efforts are inconsistent. So to escape elo hell, you need to play play play and HOPE the pieces match more often than not.

Or, you know, get carried in a team.

>>173299350
you paint your body blue and wear a white hat and act like a dwarf living in a mushroom

>>173299625
I'd say Smurfs are closer to fairies or pixies or maybe even elves rather than dwarves

>>173299393

Symmetra.

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>world gonna end
>my record will remain as bronze for eternity

I fucking hate playing with you people, and it will all be worth it just to see you fry.

>>173299962
>one death
>pre-warned Russia

who

cares

literally nothing

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Who /always turn off chat and voice/ here?

>3v3.
>Teams poking each other in the stair hall.
>My RH walks right into the hall, knowing the entire enemy team is there with another RH, and gets hooked and dies immediately.

People that play this game are seriously fucking retarded.

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>>173299962
Dont worry once we get to heaven there will be a gaming house that stretches for all eternity with room for everyone where all games are of equal skill with perfect hero balance and all the tendies we can eat

So I'm right at the edge of masters in solo Q

...why the fuck can't anyone kill a fucking Pharah

It seems like every game two dipshits instalock soldier and mccree before I've even loaded in and they can't kill a floating mercy or pharah even with damage boost or discord.

Shit, half the time they're too busy tunnel-visioning the rein/hog/zarya that has an Ana keeping them up to notice the Pharah is there

>>173300073

Butt hurt /pol/tard can't handle memes.

>no limits
>3 winstons on my team could not kill 1 genji
>3 winstons kept on walking into symmetras microwave each time they died
>not one jumped anywhere

NO LIMITS

NO

LIMITS

NO

EXPECTATIONS

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>>173300278
>diamond solo Q
>one game get ultra-competent healers and tanks and everything falls together perfectly
>next game get a bunch of mouth-breathing retards; if it's not tanks that never initiate it's DPS that never stick together or never focus the right targets
>it is absolutely random

>>173300280
shitposting is still shitposting even if it's ironic shitposting

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It seems the higher I climb the more Mercy instalockers there are. Some are good but still I thought Ana was the hot support for higher level players?

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>tfw you get an embarrassing potg

>>173300629

I remember reading some meta report that Mercy mains make up a disproportionate amount of players in diamond-gm.

>>173300629
Depends. Ana requires you to actually hit your targets to heal them, and if your team is jumping around like pros to avoid shots it's harder to hit them reliably

Rez is also super fucking powerful since team wipes are common on high

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>>173300735
>when it erases the Reaper's Q-uintuple and he rages

>>173287639
Kephrii is literally always yelling at his teammates and always salty. Hes antifun to watch

>>173300735
>Symmetra potg
>It's just her teleporter

Why is this allowed

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>>173300735
>shit mccree desperately tries to get potg over and over with an ult from behind
>potg is the hanzo shutting him down with a headshot

Worth the loss