/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

First cucked by muslims and then cucked by blizzard

How can yuropoors recover?

I swear i read igneous elemental's card text like 100 times and didn't realize it wasn't a battlecry until I played it

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These cards have been crazy for me so far, sleeper hits in my Quest Priest deck.

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Rate this deck /hsg/ros.

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>>173259695
Man, I still have my old WoW TCG decks at home. the game was so fun before they jewed it up in the last years.

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>Tfw EU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>173259648
>create near endless army of 5/5 casters.
Nice.
Id say swap something out with 2 glacial shards, cards evil for stalling.

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love when the curve is just right

>live in NA
>have a EU account cause of internet friends

ayyyy

xth for Quest Warlock is actually OK

Not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. Cluthmaster allows you to be aggressive with your discards and if you Malz early on enough you might just win midgame anyways.

It's a fun deck because you don't always have to finish the quest. You can just win.

>>173259980
>living in NA
>having EU friends
>having EU account
Literally the worst possible combination.

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>>173259980

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>there are people watching Kripp's autistic pack openings with the raging retards in chat
>not watching Dog's comfy as fuck stream instead

>>173259943
>making shamans good again
WHAT WERE BLIZZARD THINKING?

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The hype is already dead, if you don't have the new epics/legos then you won't be having any fun in this expansion

Should I blow my gold on classic packs or memesaur packs? Headed for another 3-3 arena run because I'm a shitter.

Guys, it's 1pm and no one ever checks on me at my work. How early should I try to leave? I'm thinking 3.

>>173260101
>watching a streamer
Subhuman tier

I'm doing it too

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>Maiev was my favorite hero on WC3+FT along with Muradin
>reinstall the game after 2 expansions of not playing
>Suffer through the 10 games with my shitty outdated cards
>Finally get her
>She sounds like an old lady on crack
Fuck you, Blizzard.

Fuck you.

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>>173259756
>muh magic has better x so it's unusable in Hearthstone
No shit magic is better and has better mechanics, but that's irrelevant. Fuck, you even have situational ramp-like cards outside druid that are played: counterfeit coin, prep (the latter being in almost every rogue deck ever). I don't think there are many decks that don't run Innervate, so claiming it's useless just shows that I am actually responding to bait. And other ramp cards are used, including Jade Blossom, Nourish (Innervate Nourish or Fandral into Nourish). Unless your definition of "ramp" is literally "An MtG card with x properties". Welcome to Hearthstone, a different fucking card game.

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tfw EU didn't preorder and this is our punishment

>>173260101
everyone time you post something like this I turn kripp back on

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our good boy is having fun at least

What can I expect from my 55 packs? I really want the Mage quest, do I just craft it?

when is it on EU

>>173260179
Maiev ALWAYS sounded like an old lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug2z7uLIeo8

that was part of the fetish

>>173259829
Do you really need slayer and phoenix? What about including violet teacher, moroes?

Personally I'd add an auctoneer there too
How is it going for you anyway, i'm excited for the rogue quest

>>173260156
Don't be a lazy, weak-willed fag and do a proper shift. Your children's game imaginary packs can wait.

>>173260193
leave the bait in that thread where it belongs

>>173260276
You might get super lucky, but you'll almost certainly have to craft it. You have rag and Sylv, right? That'll give you enough for two legendaries you want.

>>173260041
dont forget

I preordered

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>Battlecry
Guess who's getting dusted?

>>173260303
that voice sounds way better

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>>173259885
I bless you with good pack RNG. You will open at least 5 legos per 100 packs and get at least one quest you really wanted.

I hope this makes the wait worth it. Enjoy it, eurobro.

Holy HELL is Quest paladin a lot of fun to play, at least fucking around in classic against other people fucking around
I'm really hoping out this turns out to be stealth playable so I can justify crafting mukla and voraxx for it

>>173260297
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20170406T16&p0=224&msg=EU+Un%27Goro+release&font=cursive

>>173260427
cmon don't dust brann he's a good friend

>>173260427
you're retarded

>>173260373
I'm sitting at work with TBS on the TV waiting for someone to give me something to do, which they probably won't until Monday anyway.

>>173260218
Hey, at least we're not supporting the jews.

>>173260521
Don't have him.

>Playing pirate warrior on ladder
Why? How big of a cunt can you be?

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Exodia mage is pretty fun.

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>>173260379
Didn't we all, anon.

Didn't we all.

>>173260257
Instead of getting nudes of dog we got nudes of that ugly jew kike. Worst timeline

>>173260582
>Not enjoying free wins

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Could someone photoshop out the raptors for tentacles in the card art of pic related?

>>173260463
Oh mighty wizard of old, what must I do to get golden Sherazin from a pack?

>>173260596
Molten Reflection was a mistake.

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f r e e 8 0 g because all my friends stopped playing hearthstone and I have 3 quests queued

Sophokles #2560 EU

First come, first serve.

>>173260667
It's like echo, but better.

>>173260641
There's a dude that makes Lewd mods of cards.

Pretty sure he's working on them as of now.

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>>173260596

MY GRANDPA'S DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS

BUT IT DOES CONTAIN...

>>173260582
>asking people to intentionally not play a good deck because it makes you feel bad
Welcome to card games

>>173260463
Can I be blessed too wizard-anon?

Damn, didn't know about the dust refund thing. Guessing it's too late to do on NA now if you already logged in? Craft the cards for free for wild I mean.

>>173260218
>tfw EU didn't preorder and this is our punishment
Do you actually have any evidence that EU didnt pre order?

>>173260758
A really bad quest

>>173260758
I want to dress as Yugi and bring a deck list from the beta to a tournament, and not stop talking about how good my grandpa's deck is.

>>173260596
How do people get that in standard?

>Not naming it, archimondes school of wizardry

>>173260758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTWMAiBQxMA

JESUS CHRIST DOG CALM DOWN
and take your shirt off

Wow those 3/3 adapt on hero hit mother fuckers can snowball real quick.

how many of you /hsg/ tourists are under 18?

Does Hearthstone crash constantly for anyone else? Can't even launch it sometimes and everytime I close it it takes 5 years to quit.

>Kripp gets the 6th Lyra
rip

>the tar bubbles un'goro card back aren't animated
I'm never preordering again

Anybody know the name of the japanese song that played before Carlito on Forsens steam?

How do I rogue with no conceal or azure

>>173259786
no shit shadow visions is good. Its literally the only tutor in this game

>>173260924
not me I've been 18 for 2 months now haha

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im already hard

>>173260919
WIND FURY
h-he's fast!

>>173260976
Quest

>>173260582
>Ladder
Yes, this is where Tryhards play.
Have you not been paying attention?

>>173259980
I have oposite. Live in EU and have NA account.

>>173260924
I'm 21 now but I was 14 when I started browsing 4chan and I have a feeling that's the norm considering quality of posts.

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>52 packs
>Only get the Priest quest Legendary

Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

>>173260582
>mad at someone who's playing a good deck
How big of a baby can you be?

>>173260976
Wait for the netdickers to figure it out for you, I guess.

Twitch is fucking dying, family.

>Still doing staggered releases in current year
>Staggered releases on online patches

kys Blizzard

bring back pirate warrior please, this meta is already fucking stupid and filled with cancer

>>173260924
>ban bait.png

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>>173260659
>>173260839
Sorry friends, but my mana is all but expended. I must retreat and recharge my powers with another 10 years of virginity.

Farewell.

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>>173259695
54 packs:
this
druid quest
mage quest
clutchmother
hemet the meme hunter

whats your take boys

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>Dog says rogue quest is bad
>keeps absolutely destroying his opponents with the deck

Dog is running a deck with two wisps and shitting on high legend players

>struggling against Rend Blackhand Heroic BRM
>all the decks in guides require 1000+ dust and/or mention a recent change in the AI which makes them obsolete
Literally pay to win.

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I'M IN CHARGE NOW

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>>173261132
>70 packs

>4 legendaries, one gold

also got up to 16k dust and i have about 4-5k dust in shitty cards if i need to cull my collection.

>>173260734
>tfw no one wants free gold

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>>173261002
hnnnnnnnnngggg slash slash splash

>quest rogue with fire elemental summoning shit and a bunch of bounce effects
How good is it?

https://disguisedtoast.com/decklists/2294-greensheep-s-un-goro-discard-zoo-warlock

is this deck worth crafting so early?

>>173261294
60 packs.

Voraxx and Sunkeeper Tarim.

Crappy cards honestly.

>>173261451
>worth
>early
no

>fag is playing pirate warrior
>drop my tar taunts
l m a o

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Reminder that the /hsg/ Tournament's next entry is in two weeks. Sign-ups will be posted once either Vicious Syndicate or TempoStorm post a Meta Breakdown/Snapshot.

>tfw opened both Kalimos and Unite the Murlocs

>>173261451
its at least tier 2

Is someone else with trouble to close the game since the patch 2 days ago?

Whenever i click "quit", the game freezes and stay crashed till i kill it on task manager.

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>>173261260
Enjoy the succubus I just sent your way

>>173261316
I'm certain quest decks will auto-lose to pirate, has he played any face decks?

I already miss azure drake, there is no replacement for him ;_;

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>>173261563
>Kripp has bought about 1100 packs

>>173261643
>auto-lose
>I just beat two Pirate Warriors in a row with Murloc Quest Shaman
Lol okay dude

>>173261294
80 packs

Lakkari Sacrifice
Swamp Kind Dred

literally fuck me

>>173261440
Its ok.

Problem is theres not many minions good enough to exploit the effect in standard.
You could build yourself an army of infinite 5/5 shadowcasters in wild thanks to brann.

Do you think dog has a hairy butt? Or is it all smooth?

>>173261643

he just played pirate and the new queen carnassa hunter

he sodomized the opponents

>>173261613
This is a common issue, I hope they solve it soon. Not a big deal though.

>>173261786
just play MTGO if you want "cool" decks

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Post first crafts.Sadly i didnt open one of these so i had to craft 2x

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Well fought, I concede.

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The rogue quest is absolutely busted with those two new elementals

>only lego in 38 packs is Ozkruk

Thats what I get for opening a golden darkfisher a few days prior

Should I pursue the elemental meme?

>dog getting turn 6 lethals/concedes every game via rogue quest

NOBODY saw this coming

>>173261861
Post list, I"m having trouble with my Caverns deck.

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TO ALL THE AMERIFATS POSTER. STOP PLAYING IMMEDIATLY. I CAN'T ENDURE THIS KEKOLDRY. PLEASE STOP PLAYING AT ONCE.

>>173261845
This is bait. There's nothing cool about MTGO.

>>173260850
Average European is smarter than 'muricanin

>>173261685

Correction:

>Kripp recieved several thousand dollars as donations to buy 1100 packs and pocket in the large majority of it..

>>173261786
>Half of the board is literally dedicated to aggro
no thank you.

is the timer 2 hours and 24 mins correct or is it 1 hour and 24 mins

god damn i cannot wait anymore

>>173261294
18 packs, 1 Epic, 19 Rares.

>>173261918
Don't worry anon, the game is fucking trash now. This opening meta is somehow worse than gadgetzan's.

>>173261941
but there is

devolve doesnt stop rogue minions from staying 5/5 for anyone thinking of teching it.

>>173261959
I don't know, Mexicans are slightly more intelligent than Syrians.

Should i open my 190 packs?

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hunter turn one is Mistress coin 1 mana 2/3 epic beast. Play bomber.

>Everything went better than expected.

>>173261962
Literally anyone can do what he does though, he blatantly shills on his stream and people still watch him, I dont get it.

>>173261854
I'm not crafting anything for at least a week. Everytime I craft something on day 1 it's either garbage or I pull it in a later pack.

>>173262032
How is it worse, when its the same?

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honestly, these things being 1/2s are pretty nuts

>>173260981
its literally not

Remember when /hsg/ was retarded enough to call the Rogue quest bad

>>173262082
No, never open them

How long do we have to complete Rogue hero quest?

>>173261854
Its gonna be hilarious when arcane missile nearly otks you

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>>173262126
I crafted thing guy day 1.
Never again.

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>people thought the hunter quest would be good
>it's absolutely horrible

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>the brode brigade keeps stealing my OC ideas.

>>173262067
No shit. Why the hell would it?

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warlock is dead

shaman can suck my dick

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>70 packs
>2 legendaries
>both lyra

S U F F E R I N G

>>173262136
at rank 10 the only thing you run into is combo mage, which is literally impossible to beat with minion based decks. And no, i'm not going to play pirate warrior.

>>173262186
Remember when I predicted that every game from this point on would be a boring fucking race to finish your quest, and then concede when your opponent finishes theirs first? No? Well I do.

>>173261415
still got the quest?

>>173261745
definitely fluffy but he seems like a good sport, you could convince him to shave

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>>173261914
Put in crawlers and ooze because fuck pirates

>>173262216
>this + starving buzzard
>horrible
i win far more than i lose

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outskilled

>>173262269
Shaman here, I only suck uncut dicks.

>>173260952
You can visit forsen.tv and check the pleblist yourself.

>>173262232
not exactly an original concept.

>>173262236
because it should devolve the 5/5 novice engineer into a random 1/1 wisp or some shit like devolve is supposed to do?

>>173262302
nah dude sorry

When is packs released in EU

>>173261854
im not going to craft anything until the meta settles but I opened 1 of thems hydras and it was very solid the one game I played it in

>>173261194
In Overwatch all regions get the new content at the same time. Really makes you think.

>>173262432
So? The quest states all minions are 5/5. It really doesn't matter what it is, even if you Hex it it will be a 5/5.

>>173262432
>counter a legendary quest with a 1 mana rare spell

>>173262354
i wonder how hobart works with molten blade

i assume you can only buff it once then once it shifts it loses it

>>173262330
>Wisp
I-is it good?

>>173262454
next week
they were some bugs and they have like one employee there that sits in his office 24/7 for 10 dust a week

>>173262572
Not him but very

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>56 packs
>pyros, the worst class legendary, and the paladin quest, which is probably shit because >paladin

>still cant log in
>just gives me the tavern flaps with a glowing hearthstone and no message for 20 minutes
Grrrrreat.

>>173260596
This doesn't need the quest does it?

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Can molten blade become sulfuras?

>combo mage
>caverns rogue
>elemental shaman
what other decks have been confirmed to be ok

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>>173262574

>>173262305
I like it fluffy.

>Rogue quest is too slow guys
>Hunter quest will roll over everything guys
>The meta will slow down guys

>>173261294
>fell for the preorder meme and got 58 packs
>1 leggo
>shaman quest

its ok I guess, but I might have to craft finja now

AMERICANS
HOW IS THE WORLD WITHOUT TUNNEL TROGG

>>173262654
>jade druid
>pirate warrior
>midrange jade shaman

Quest mage is already making me angry

>>173262556
someone asked that and they claimed the buff persisted.

>>173262656
He's probably right though, A dead gopher lying on a keyboard can manage this game better than blizz has in 4 years.

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So far :
>Lakkari Sacrifice
Too random, too draw dependant
>Open the Waygate
Seems quite strong, the only one I played against had Alex in his last 3 cards and died before dead, but he also had some amount of misplays
>Jadelementals
BUSTED

Have not met any other serious quest decks yet.

Also r8 / suggest changes

>>173262654
Pirate Warrior and Jade Nigger

>>173262572
can ALWAYS play it with brew or ferryman, so yes.

>>173262648
Doubtful since it's a token weapon, and not an actual card in the set.

>>173262720
Game is pretty fun right now. It will probably be complete cancer in a week or two after the meta settles.

But it's fun right now.

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>>173262361
I have uncut dick anon

so I guess I'm going to be using my dust to either build towards quest hunter or rogue. Elemental Shaman is pretty fun so I might have enough to craft a the mage lego to play with that too if it's decent.

>>173262572
>Play 4 Wisps
>Play your 5 Mana card
>They are now 5/5s

>>173262703
I would give you my unopened packs for your opened ones. All I want is some Shaman stuff and I'll craft the rest.

I knew quest hunter would be terrible, should have screencapped a post before the release. How do you play a tempo deck while skipping turn 1 and no catch up mechanics vs decks with an actual curve. Midrange hunter though, oh baby.

>>173262696
the meta is already slow as fuck, pirates is not anywhere near as fast as old face hunter

the fact that jade druid, a deck that shits out X/Xs for 20 turns is a good deck already proves that the meta is slow

>>173262163
And then they drop any taunt.

Tar guys.

Spell damage maelstrom portal.

>>173262818
WHY BLIZZARD WON'T LET ME PLAY
I'VE WAITED 2 YEARS

>>173262752
Fucking this. Why would you add MORE fun and interactive bullshit to a game where only 3 of the classes can interact with opponents on their turn, on top of the fact that all of those interactions are easy as fuck to play around because they leave a giant exclamation point on the fucking board.

>>173262898
>pirates is not anywhere near as fast as old face hunter
b8?

>>173262752
just play secret eater and laugh as you steal their free turn for yourself

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>>173262337
>Running starving buzzard over stampede

>>173262785
yeah would b pretty busted tho

>shaman topdecks hex for my turn 3 12/12
every time

>>173262859
Nigger 2/3's the thread was saying it was shit.

>>173262758
oh nice

i might have a reason to play him! once

>>173262674
amen

>>173259695
I finally had a chance to set up lyra. Man when that card goes off its insane value.

>>173262821
I don't believe you. I bet you're trying out new cards right now you american piece of snot.

so what are the best new decks and how do they stack with the old ones? Is it like the last one where I can pretty much stick to aggro shaman?

This may be the worst expansion for free to play players for any digital card game ever.

You may literally have more luck with making a constructed Magic deck in real life without spending any money than you will with this set.

>>173263109
>You may literally have more luck with making a constructed Magic deck in real life without spending any money than you will with this set.
LMAO HOLY SHIT

>>173263070
I'm american and I have an uncut dick

>>173262637
It does, sorry.

>>173263080
This is what I crafted on my budget americas account.
Breddy fun midrange deck.

>>173262620

I've been testing out paladin quest for a few hours now. It's actually surprisingly good. The deck might be tier 2.

>>173262908
and then they are dead because everything is 5/5

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>>173261854
suh dude

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>>173263109
>>173263151

>>173263165
I thought all you guys were auto-cut at birth.

Anyway I'm european so I can't suck your dick dressed as Thrall, sorry.

STOP TELLING ME THE EXPANSION IS AVAILABLE WHEN IT ISNT BLIZZARD

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alternate win condition for quest mage

>Hearthstone freezes every time I try to close it and I have to end the task via task manager
Nice fucking coding Team 5. I hope your programmers get gang raped by niggers
>>173261959
>/hsg/
>smart people

>>173263327
you can't make a single new deck in Hearthstone with 400 packs

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>EU
>preorder + 8000g waiting
>130 packs
>most money ive ever spent on virtual crap

Im going to be so disappointed aren't I?

>>173263369
It's up to the parents like any other decent country. Some parents are just more hygienic than others I guess.

>>173263369
the trick is to not have religious parents

>the pack opening animation isnt an animation, just the pack exploding with sparkles.

Literally the laziest expansion so far.

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8th game in a row that the quest is done by turn 5

I stuck two volcanosaurs in budget hunter for the memes and they keep performing insanely well, this card might actually be good.

>>173260463
Thank you based wizard

>>173262848
It just boggles my mind.

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Why hasn't Blizzard introduced a limit system yet?

They are outright starting to ban cards with the new Hall of Fame system, they should think about introducing limits to 1 for certain cards.

For example, rogues only being able to run 1 Sap in a deck for standard.

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>>173263506

>>173263295
nice jej

>>173263590
please explain what's jewish about not wanting boogers constantly leaking out of the end of my cock you dirty slav?

>>173263586
>put legendaries to 1

>>173263165
Show us anon.

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>>173262985

>people are going to complain about Caverns Rogue soon enough
>even though its shaping up to be as fun to play as Patron or Miracle with a lot more interaction
there is no saving the hearthstone community

>5th warlock game
>still havnt seen clutchmother in hand ever
wtf is my luck

>>173261668
That's been hitting me quite a bit too. Too many meme cards and not enough solid dragon that draws you a card and gives spellpower that you can play out at any time and feel reasonably good about it.

>>173263646
You are so fucking brainwashed. Christ.

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>>173263295
>the board has exactly 15 health
>the face requires exactly 8 hits on hydra

>>173263586
>running sap in this medda

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we are all in agreement that warlock took the biggest hit from switching to year of the mammoth, correct?

>>173263732
That wasn't an explanation. Don't get your track pants too sticky vlad.

>>173263295
are you that serbian nigger from LoL

>>173263451
>playing dirty rat on curve
Those idiots never learn, do they?

I opened 74 packs and got a Sherazin! Heck yes, thank you based Blizzard® for this epic Hearthstone™ expansion!

Someone talk me into continuing to play this shit game.

>>173263798
>muh slavs
Circumcision doesn't happen anywhere in Europe you kike fuck. Other than among mudslimes.

>>173263662
no u

>>173263782
>Not priest

>>173263685
>Caverns Rogue
>Worthy of complaint

Fucking how. I've been playing as much of a budget deck as one can get and I'm losing to literally every opponent that isn't utterly fucking retarded.

Any kind of Hard Aggro or Hard Control is fucking shitting on me.

>>173263782
Good. Fuck reno lock, and fuck discard even harder.

>>173263896
just don't, you seem salty enough that all you are likely going to do is shit up this general with more of your rank 20 complaining

>>173262696
Honestly, I expeced all quests to be shit and for the meta to stay the same, at least as far as T1 is concerned.

>>173263782

just run discard zoo, goy

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>>173263495
Hearthstone and Magic are just completely incomparable when it comes to money. Keep in mind most magic players spend hundreds of dollars every month or two to stay competitive because the meta shifts so fast.

>>173263646
I don't even shower everyday, only every 2 days and I never have boogers on my dick.

It really doesn't matter anyway, a dick is a dick. They are all cute in their own way and the only thing that really matters is that it gets hard and gets the job done. Even if the job is only masturbation.

Anyway, how Is Kalimos turning out?

>>173263646
>he fell for the meme
Enjoy your mutilated cock

oh wait you can't

>>173263946
don't be bad? Dog is consistently winning in top 25

>>173263896
You will continue to play it because you are a fucking cuck.

If you weren't you would quit rather than cying like a little bitch, see you tomorrow faggot.

>>173263782
Priest got hit harder, they lost their only viable deck. At least Warlock still has Disco and Zoo.

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>2 HOURS UNTIL EU RELEASE

I've seen a lot of taunt warriors
I don't have black knight
Really wanna craft him but not sure if I'll regret it like I did twin emperors

>>173263865
Jewish-Albanian actually.

>>173263982
also keep in mind that magic cards are products with actual value that you can resell when you're done with the game or want to change decks

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Holy FUCK shaman is so bad now

We lost so many good cards, so many ESSENTIAL cards that were truly fucking needed are just gone.

It's just beyond belief, it's fucking beyond belief.

There's literally two decks that MIGHT work now, shitty murlocs or shitty elementals. That's fucking it.

This is such bullshit, the class is fucking neutered. Thrall's fucking balls have been sliced off and stomped into a fucking mush.

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>getting Tony with all these spell generators

I fucking love this

Bets on how far I go?

>>173263902
That's what I'm saying you illiterate fucking moron.

>>173263983
I can't play kalimos because I have only played against nigger mage so far, and have closed the game because it's so boring now.

>>173264017
Says you? Sex feels great, and girls will actually suck my dick because it doesn't have fucking slime all over it you filthy cunt.

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>>173263983
>They are all cute in their own way
And here I thought I'm being a fag for enjoying the gachi meme.

>>173263946
>playing a budget version of a deck
>get shit on
And? Is this supposed to be a surprise?

>Uncut American
>Pearly penile papules so my cockhead is serrated
>Got two Shadow Visions from my packs so I don't have to craft the first Hearthstone tutor
I CAN'T BE STOPPED

>>173264160
>We

>>173264160
shaman is the only class with volcano and devolve though

>>173264160
>lose overpowered one drop
>ESSENTIAL

Maybe if you didn't rely on crutch cards you might get gud one day.

>>173263782
>What is Rogue?

>>173264153
>that you can resell
why do people who never play MTG keep repeating this meme? if you ever play standard, you are losing easily 80% of your deck value if you are lucky and playing a deck with a valuable landbase or got lucky and one of your cards ended up being useful in modern/legacy.

>j-just play modern instead
ok yeah let me just drop 600 USD for the cheapest deck and hope to hell that WotC doesn't ban any cards and make my deck useless (Egg, Twin)

Rogue quest is straight up strong and fun as fuck

>>173264238
>He will never experience how sex is actually supposed to feel

To be honest, that can be said about the majority of this subreddit.

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>>173263685
>more interaction

let me tell you how my last game against that faggot deck went

>turn 1 quest
>turn 2 2xfirefly elemental
>turn 3 igneous elemental
>turn 4 4x flame elemental
>turn 5 crystal core
>lose

So interactive, so fun.

Why did Blizzard put more legendary cards in this set than ever when Hearthstone as a whole has a really bad problem with retaining new players? Seems really, really dumb. They should have at least given people a quest for free to start building around. Locking so many deck archtypes behind so many different legendaries is such a shit idea.

>>173264361
>some people actually dusted moroes

>>173264352
I've played magic for 10 years dumbass

>cancer pirate warriors farming people on ladder

>>173264436
I did, and i wasn't even too long ago, had to re-craft it SadGreenFrogFace

>>173264436
His tokens should still be 1/1 though, right?

>>173264160
>implying Shaman isn't back to the niche class that is utter crap in the meta and only people looking to torture themselves will play. A good example of this would be Priest before JtO.

>>173264320
They took lava shock so all overload cards are fucking worthless

>>173264436
What's it good for?

>>173264519
They are 5/5

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>>173264480
>Not playing Taunt Warrior and raping their asses, while constantly spamming emotes

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>>173264361
Won so many that I can now become Maiev

>>173264519
no

>>173264352
>why do people who never play MTG keep repeating this meme? if you ever play standard
Implying people are actually still playing Standard and not just EDH, where cards retain their long-term value, making buying them an investment instead of just throwing money away like HS.

>>173264519
No. Even summoned units become 5/5

>>173264442
uh huh you sure have if you are legitimately defending the resell value of standard decks

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>>173264436
Yes
Yes I did

>>173264363
It feels like slamming your dick into something warm and wet. Also according to my buddy that got himself cut when he was 18, it doesn't feel better, just different.

>>173264585
>>173264601
>>173264636
Nyoh my god. I thought that shit was like Mistwalker and just buffed the cards in your hand/deck, didn't realize it buffed tokens too. That's pretty fucking stupid.

>>173261668
worst change of the expansion
don't like seeing rag or sylvanas go either, but azure drake was just a real solid card that no one disliked
fuck blizzard, they better bring him back one day

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>>173264640
point out where I said standard

oh that's right you brought that up to shift the goalposts

>>173264436
Moroes was never maexxna level bad, some people are just retarded.

>>173264238
>girls will actually suck my dick
Ask any intact guy, or a girl with experience. They will both tell you that playing with the foreskin is the best part.

Rogue friends please post lists. I'm tired of getting my shit pushed in by literally every other class.

>>173264123
>warlock
>having zoo
>having any deck
>without PO
LOL

This whole expansion is fucking trash.

Every new card is fucking trash. The new decks are fucking trash. New mechanics are stupid fucking trash.

Fuck this game.

Dog confirms that rogue is the new cancer

I never opened patches, should I card him?

>>173264696
It literally straight up says your minions are 5/5. How can people not understand. Everything that goes on your side of the board is 5/5. Doesn't matter if you devolve it. Doesn't matter if you silence it.

>>173264791
That's fucking disgusting.

>>173264697
it's not about disliking the card, it's about it bullying other 5 drops out from seeing play because it's far and away the most well-rounded, all purpose 5 drop in the game

>>173264810
What are you losing to specifically.

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>>173263758
>>the face requires exactly 8 hits on hydra
>8x3 = 22

>>173264851
Explain.

>>173264436
>my heart raced
>had to check my collection
>he's still there
>Prince Malchezzar is the one that's gone, though

phew

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>>173264851
Yes, the last expansion had much better mechanics, heehee.

Both uncut and cut are fine.

I came here to get an early impression of the meta before I log in and craft stuff

>>173264947
Fucking everything. I think I'm on a 10 game loss streak. The last thing I won against was a Buffain.

>>173264996
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>>173264960
I knew someone would try to make this retarded point

7x3 = 21 is LESS than 22 anon

therefore you need all 8 hits

>>173264979
Have you played a game yet?

>>173265028
build better decks, I've won like 6/8 games so far

>>173264960
delete of shame inc

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>>173264597
Post and rate lists familia

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Elemental Shaman is fun

>>173264851
My sentiments exactly. I thought they could only go uphill from MSoG, but somehow those fucks at team 5 always manage to surprise me.

>>173264960
>7 hits=21
>9 hits=27

How many hits would it take then einstein?

>>173264960
kys

is there a good elemental shaman deck yet?

>70 packs in
>2 legendaries
>Both shit

Meme streets was much more nice with my pack openings than ungoro.

>>173263973
> Disc being Viable
:^)

>>173264960
Riiiiiiight, you'll need 7,(3) hits.

WAS LITERALLY EVERY /hsg/ PREDICTION WRONG?

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>>173265064
Hmm, guess you gotta die now.

>>173265023
It's awful, sell your account.

>>173265118
I just keep getting dumpstered by nigger mage, so I'm having literally 0 fun with the "just play on curve and have fun" deck.

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Just lost to crystal core fucking bullshit.

So angry I feel a little nauseous.

This is probably the closest I've come to uninstalling because of one fucking deck.

Has Ungoro made hearthstone completely pay to win?

I was playing on my alt account to get all the packs and shit, and even at rank 20 there are people running full quest decks

>>173265235
i dont know about the rest of you but ive been 100% right about everything

When is this shit out on EU

>>173265235
/hsg/ did predict that EU would get cuckolded and have to wait tho

>>173264874
I usually get the quest by turn 5 and just win by playing 5 5 loot hoarders and jades. It's pretty cancer.

Is the pity timer real or bullshit? because I'm getting assfucked with these packs

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>>173265158
I am using one.
It's a lot of fun, but I doubt it will be very usable at really high levels.

>>173265235
Nope, pretty much everyone predicted that this last desperate attempt to hike up numbers would be a flop, and that quests were just a way to shorten games into conceding once your opponent finishes theirs.

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>people are running aggro
>FUCK HEARTHSTONE BRAINLESS DECKS

>people are running quests now
>OMG HEARTHSTONE IS TOO P2W

>>173265273
what cards were they playing?

>>173265367
I dont know, I average 1 legendary every 17 packs when I finished opening mine

>>173265265
How much does an account with all classic cards, most staples of every expansion, all adventures, ~50 ungore pack, ~5000 gold and 10k dust sell for? Been playing since beta so it has almost all card backs too if that's worth anything.

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>>173265408
>mfw ESL has budget combo decks

>>173265072
>>173265081
>>173265126
>>173265136
>>173265218
>the face requires exactly 8 hits on hydra
This implies that 8 hits will kill him EXACTLY
8 hits overkill him by 2 damage, explain how that is exact again?