/meg/ - Mass Effect General

5 YEARS Still Mad

first for Cora biggest dick

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How do I fix this?

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Did the patch boost the damage and accuracy of any ARs in single player? I know they buffed both these attributes for the Crusader shotgun by about 20%.

Anybody else have insane stuttering issues?

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Cora is now a Justicar.

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>game has CTD'd twice in a row, on the final wave and wave 6 respectively in multiplayer

T-thanks for the update.

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Cora.

Cora is cute!

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Vetra the cutest.

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>>173258181

Cora's SWEATY cock.

>You will never be Sara's assistant/caretaker
>You will never be slightly annoyed with her weird behaviors but slowly find them endearing
>You will never have a fun afternoon on the Nexus with her and then realize you've fallen for her
>You will never struggle with the ethical issues of loving someone like her

When I start a NG+ does it create a new character save folder or does it save over the existing one that I import?

What I'm really asking is I wonder how MEA2 will treat save game importing with the NG and NG+ saves.

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>>173258181
cora is CUTE! she deserves ryder worshiping her massive member

Are there any good remnant/kett guns?

>>173258440
delete

>>173258181
It's probably so musky and sweaty after a mission

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>>173258193
Go into the keybindings and unbind them.

>>173258440
>You will never have the burden of forbidden love lifted from your shoulders when you learn that she's started dating an equally autistic alien

JAAL IS BI
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>>173258504
Soned, Isharay. Haven't liked anything else.

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Reminder to give Sara her bedtime smooch.

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sara looks tired and sad now. like someone bought her mega blocks
>>173258504
paw is good remnant. there's a ton of good kett ones

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IMPORTANT NOTICE

We need a rough guide for opening pods. Noobs will fuck up.

I invested my first two points into the credit investment stuff and got rich af.

>>173258441
It creates a new folder. If you keep the same name it becomes Scott(1) or w/e you called Ryder.

>>173258424
A-alec... is that you?

>>173258606
No Jaal is for Sara

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>>173258625

>>173258685
Jaal is gonna spin on Scott's thick meaty girth and love it. Accept it.

Anons, when is the right time to watch the movie? Currently i must speak with the crew prior to the last mission i think

>>173258597
Thanks
>>173258504
Equalizer is pretty good for close range builds.

>>173258660
>helping crackfags

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PeeBee is cute and I want to kiss her tummy

mfw she literally taste like blueberries

>there are people who didn't take the tummy pill yet

>>173258748
If Jaal ever lowered himself to sex with Scott, I guarantee you he'd be the one doing the fucking.

>>173258370

I thought that was Cora blasting Ryder in the back.

Real fags don't need Jaal.
We patiently wait for the bi Quarian fuccboi DLC squadmate

fixed webms where

>>173258840
I wish

>>173258830
Hahaha, they're gonna put the exact same scene in for Scott, showing Jaal going down to choke on Scott's cock.

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>>173258748
scott is for vetra and sara ONLY. please leave if you cannot accept this thank you

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>>173258660
>could have invested one point into better buy/sell prices and gotten infinite credits

>>173258075
Fucking hell she's ugly

>>173258785
I'd say it makes most sense either literally right before the final mission, or right after the epilogue. Just depends on whether you want it to be a final distraction before shit gets real, or a celebration of victory.

>>173258810
>tfw no prompt where you can tackle her and kiss her tummy as she laughs

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>>173258962
REPORTED

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>>173258625
>ywn give Sara a goodnight kiss

Reminder to flirt with Cora every chance you get and then duck her with a real asari like Peebo or Keri, or even Gil to leave ever with the impression that you though she was manly

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So Sara is smart and non kiddy now?

>>173258940
Nothing's even been set in stone yet. I don't even care if they do it tbqh, because it doesn't affect me as long as it doesn't interfere with any Sara/Jaal material, but it's the implications for the future of the series' writing that I really don't like.

>>173259014
>ywn cuddle her and pat her head

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>>173259014
>>173259263
Please, no more.

So apparently a patch was released that fixed some of the shit people were complaining about. I feel as if these guys read my posts on reddit about how fixing the eyes would be the easiest change to make the faces seem more lifelike, as it would only take a graphic artist a day of work, tops, to give the eyes a more lifelike shader. It is pretty embarrassing that these shitty doll eyes even made it into the final game.

/meg/ has gone to shit
>le Cora has a penis
>le shitpost autistic Ryder with her terrible animations

Kys reddit scum

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hey multiplayer friends

Totinos pizza rolls have codes on them for multiplayer boosters

I believe you always get a 5 game exp booster

you can use 5 codes a day

the codes are on the outside of the bags, so you don't even have to buy them

go to your local grocery store friends

>>173258785
>>173258974
Really, the only wrong time to do it would be in the middle of a bunch of nothing sidequests.

>>173259252
It concerns me too, but I get where fags were coming from, they really got fucked over this time. Even ME3 had Kaidan.

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>>173259014
>ywn hear her snore while you cuddle her

>>173259014
>ywn pour whipped cream in the hand while shes asleep

>>173259350
That's how it's been since before release.

>>173259350
Those memes were brewing months before the game came out. Too bad Vetra "Euthanasia for Thessia" Nyx and TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH Scott aren't as enduring.

>>173258953

IS that why my Sell All Salvage has glitched out and become a fucking Quantum Dimension into an Interdimensional Jew banks vaults?

>Fucking 81M Credits
>Could start bankrolling a private army to help fight the Kett.

>>173259350
>>le Cora has a penis

All Mass Effect waifus have a meaty fapstick, lad.

>>173259501
They lacked the fetishism to stick around as hard.

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>''Scott, you told me to use the sleep-a-long-time laser on all rude aliens, and the blue thing just tackled me! Should I...?''

>>173259350
t. newfag redditor

>>173259561
>thaw out economic "experts"
>currency inflates by 5000000%
>credits are now worthless
>Initiative economy dies before it even began

>>173258840
I've been waiting 5 years for a gay quarian

man this general really devolved into shit over the past few weeks

>>173259793
Motherfucker, it's been shit for years.

>>173259649
>"Do it"

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>the cutest girl in Andromeda is your twin sister

I kind of like this feel. It swells my cock.

>>173259728
Well the Economics are represented by Krogan after all
>"What do you mean printing more money doesn't make us richer?"

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what's the difference between these tow stats?

I'm going to impregnate Tali!

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Autistic scott/sara fic incoming. Because I can.

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>>173259793
>devolved

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I think this Krogan and Sara will make good Lego partners.

>>173259758
I've been waiting a decade for a single fuckable gay alien. Just fucking one. God damn it.

>>173259376
No, I get the complaints, but I've noticed more actual gay guys wanting a character written for them to begin with than just getting converted leftovers. The fact of the matter is that Tumblr is latching onto Jaal because they saw what they wanted to see and assumed that ambiguous datamined information was irrefutable proof, something you'd think they'd learned not to do after the exact same thing happened with Cullen in DAI.

I don't doubt that there's a distinct possibility that it'll happen - maybe a big possibility - but it'll only get worse from there because then they'll know they can get the devs to do what they want as long as they whine loud and long enough. I'm not interested in supporting a company that has absolutely no artistic integrity. I think their best move at this point would be to just write in a gay alien squadmate, maybe even unpaid DLC if they're feeling generous. SJWs are appeased, gay guys get their own squaddie instead of the female players' scraps, Bioware comes out looking better for it.

>>173259996
Someone post the sexual fanfiction when scott gets a blowjob when sara is playing with her lego

>>173259960
shot deviation
recoil amplitude

>>173259960
Accuracy is how close the shot lands in regards to the reticule. Stabilty is how much the gun recoils after each shot.

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>>173259996

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>>173259996
>that cropping

Scott/Sara ficanon deserves better

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Reminder that economists are the most powerful race in Andromeda.

>>173260168
Krogan?

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>>173260096

>get into MP match
>can't fire any guns
I love this patch.

>>173260035
He's just really, really, really drunk.

>>173260080
Only issue is time and money. Bioware probably would prefer to do that, but EA? Don't see it.

>>173260097

God, I want to cup those cheeks so badly.

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>>173260254
>sarafags

It's time to write a thank you letter to BioWare. I am proud of their achievement and they never let their fans down.

>>173258840
>Quarian
Nah.

>>173260080
>but I've noticed more actual gay guys wanting a character written for them to begin with than just getting converted leftovers.
Yeah, pretty much only fujoshi's want Jaal to be made bi.

>>173259350
Cora has a penis, sorry it took this long to figure out your waifu was a trap.

>>173259561
>bankrolling a private army

BLACKWATER FORCE PROTECTION DLC WHEN

>>173260035
>ryncol applied to a krogan's plate is absorbed twice as fast

>>173260235
No, economists. Krogan economists, Han economists, salarian economists, all are part of the superior race.

>item limit x/200
Why even have an inventory limit?

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>mfw inseminating sara while she's in her coma

>>173260486
Quarians aren't included right?

>>173260486
>Han economists

Human economists. No idea what I was thinking.

Quarian and turian economists are welcome as well. Though their shitty command economies probably make genuine ones rare.

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>>173260562
>tfw inseminating Vetra while she's cooking steak

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What is this expression trying to convey?

So only 1 architect per world?

>>173260729
Daddy issues.

>>173260729
she's a slut and her mother knows

>>173260729
>if I make my brother jealous maybe he'll finally fuck me like daddy does

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we'll bang, ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRRO4AfoZ0U

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>>173260370
>he wouldn't give his cute autistic sister the love she deserves

>>173260306
I think EA would be willing to do it if they thought it'd make a big enough impact on their sales, but at worst they could probably move the budget around some to accommodate it. Though that would likely result in lower-quality DLC, so I guess it'd all depend on where their priorities lie (which, seeing as they're even considering changing existing characters' sexualities to shut people up, is pretty easy to see).

What's a good shotgun to get?

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>>173260836
you a slut

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>[over the Tempest intercom] Vetra: Hey Scott, you got a minute? Come see me.
>. . .
>Vetra: "Ryder, perfect, you know I've been crunching the numbers and I fugured out a way to help out with the Nexus food problem"
>Ryder: "Oh yeah? I'm all ears."
>Vetra: "If we got every Asari, butchered them and write them off as a meat from some elusive Andromeda animal, every levo-amino acid being would have enough food for a few years, depending on how the asari are preserved, and since we'd kill all of the asari, it wouldn't be cannibalism"
WHAT THE FUCK BIOWARE

I liked the very brief sequence where you play as your twin. It makes them not-useless and badass in their own right but also really emphasizes that they're still a normie compared to your SAM-enhanced ass with all the best weapons and dozens of battles worth of experience. You have no powers, only a basic gun and armor, several guards die to protect you, and just killing the 2-3 basic kett troopers you have to to proceed feels like it takes an eternity.

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>>173260468
>700 years after Iraq
>Blackwater is still "accidentally" shooting civilian

>download new patch
>get building shaders nonsense on loading screen

Wot is this

downloading cpy torrent now
what am I in for

>>173260729
Sara wants some.

>>173261140
CP

>>173261019
That whole sequence where you get DCed from SAM and the twin stuff was pretty great. I did feel like they brushed over how fast you recover (though Lexi does mention you're on a cocktail on meds to just be standing), but I get that playing a character that can barely walk would be no fun.

Reminded me of the snow scene post-Haven in DAI. I like seeing my character suffer.

>>173261140
dolphin porn

>>173261140
An ok space opera action/rpg that has nothing to do with Mass Effect except the name.

post you most fun build

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Reminder that it was Scott who forced Sara to get lip implants.

>Drack's loyalty mission is to get seeds for plants that Krogan children need to survive
But I thought the point of Krogan is that they survive basically anywhere and can eat anything?

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>tfw my face when no transgender main character

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First for best grill

>>173261325
They are natural anon. Don't spread rumors. You could get hurt.

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>You guys are looking taller
You mean since the last time you molested me dad? Yeah it has been a while - HASN'T IT?

>>173261354
Not literally anything anon. They can't eat sand.

>>173261219
>I like seeing my character suffer

Same, I enjoyed seeing Ryder struggle along during that sequence and then the part where blood came out of their nose.

>>173261414
Who the fuck is that, that's not Sara

>>173260080
I'm not interested in supporting any company that thinks that changing a straight character's sexuality through patching is something perfectly normal and acceptable or an actual improvement to the character

>>173261354
Babies aren't nearly as sturdy as adults and have different dietary needs. They might just not be able to break down food as efficiently as older krogan.

>>173261374
10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XkYhhFQ16M

>>173261432
Well they probably can, they just wouldn't get any nutrition.

But my point is that they shouldn't need this one specific plant to survive.

So, is it just me, or are all the Assault rifles still shit?

>>173261626
It's not one specific plant, it's their entire seed bank.

Did they change the ammo crates? I havent played the game in a while but I remember the crates having infinite ammo, that doesn't seem to tbe the case anymore

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Heroes of the galaxy.

>>173261692
Sweeper is great lad.

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>>173261692

>>173261414
>That look
JAILBAIT

>>173261295
vanguard with nova, annihilation, and charge
spec into/ get mods for melee damage and get the asari sword.

>tfw no femtur gf.

>>173261528
Well, they kind of have a history of doing that sort of thing with Kaidan. I completely agree with you, though. People would be calling it out for the unacceptable bullshit it is if it was being done to a gay character, and regardless of whether or not they decide to go through with it, the fact that they've paid these demands any attention at all is very disturbing.

>>173261219
>I like seeing my character suffer.

Play Crysis 2. Your character is a borderline unstoppable super soldier who can bench press an APC, kick a Humvee down the street, accurately no-scope with an AMR that would dislocate a normal man's shoulder, casually toss heavily armored soldiers 100+ feet one handed, shrug off an anti-tank rocket or half a dozen .50 BMG rounds to the chest in seconds [without "Armor Mode"], and regenerate from nearly any wound, yet somehow manages to get bushwhacked every time by the aliens in cutscenes. You literally die in some cutscenes, there's a QTE to restart your character's heart.

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>>173260729

What's the best mp class and why is it Turian Havoc Trooper?

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>>173261769
Why are you saying that.

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What did she mean by this?

I wish you could flash out your character's history more.

Like you could have been a criminal for murder, rape, assault, burglary etc trying to find a new life or some alliance soldier

>>173261872
I think I've had that in my steam library for a year or two, never bothered installing it though. I'll give it a shot, thanks anon.

On a side note, all Rover skins are ugly as hell. Anyone else keeping to the default one?

>>173261928
She was demonstrating how well speech-to-text handles drunken slurring.

>>173261928
>Your data is soooo good!
Is data edible?

>>173261928
who?

>>173262039
Platinum m8

>>173262039
I like the honeycomb one.

>Angaran news post about gay marriage
>Scott still can't have gay sex with an alien
They're really rubbing it in now

>>173262039
PLAT

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>>173262039
You better not be talking shit about platinum, anon.

>>173261879
non-/co/mrades will hardly understand that reference

holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz9bR_kpG4A

i guess i'll wait longer to play until 1.05 is cracked

>>173262264
Those comics have made the rounds in a lot of places.

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>>173261848
>Paying attention to the ReeeMakeJaalBi crowd
We dont know that yet. All we have to go on is "improvements to options."

I'd rather have a slow burn comfort Avitus thing which leads into a full romance next game. Least I know he's gay.

>>173262157
Why would you want to have gay sex with an alien?

>visit weird ass alien homeworld
>go in their base as the first milky way resident ever
>see on a monitor a giant red number 89
>I have a translator tool but how do they understand me

fucking biokikes at least pretend to know what you are doing

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Wait, does this mean that Scott will never get a happy ending with Sara?

>>173262392
Because I want a spiky boyfriend

>>173261014

>wanting to pollute your body with the disgusting meat of those parasitic bottom feeders

I'm sorry Vetra, but you are just too accepting of those blue rats. The only thing they are good for is filling the vacuum of space. You are just too lenient in my book.

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http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/58e6a84018549-mea-my-face-is-tired.php
Wew, bioware. Now do the same with a rest of the game.

>>173262401
mass effect fields man lmao

>>173261928
Is that the drunk bitch that stumbles around on Prodromos?

>>173262039
Nope, I change it based on what world I go to.

So far it's been Snowfall for Pre-Vault Veold, Platinum for Post-Vault Eos

>>173262356
They haven't said anything concrete? I haven't played since the patch and saw all these anons talking about it, so I assumed they did something. Yeah, Avitus seems like a good choice. He's cute and I feel like the writers could do a lot with him and Scott bonding over being Pathfinders.

So did they fix Bullet Sponge enemies in MP yet?

>>173262676
They literally only said they were looking into "improving male romance options for Scott."

Did they nerf sniper rifles?

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>>173262392
If we actually had Salarians, Krogan, Angara and Turians irl I'd drop human men so fast it'd make your head spin.

>>173262676
They're just gonna add an ass-shot to Gil and maybe a few more lines/interactions with Gil and Reyes, in all likelihood.

On Rank 5 of Throw, what does it mean +400% Duration. Duration for what?

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>>173262676
The improvements are coming sometime within the next two months.

>>173262356
I think they'll just add things to Gil and Reyes. I don't know what they can do to Reyes except maybe he sends more emails and Gil has the incomplete sex scene that was cut so they might finish it and add it in. Frankly I mostly want them do something about Jill

>>173262935
It turns it into a combo primer.

>>173262306
I'll be interested to see what all ends up improving over the next couple months.

Just finished the game, didn't check meg while playing to avoid even the tiniest spoilers.

I'm positively surprised there isn't any kettposting. I was sure there would be some Archon x Sara SFM but maybe it's too early to be safe.

>>173262935
Basically, if it knocked them off their feet, it will leave the enemy floating, and prime them for biotic combos.

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>a simple shader fix on the eyes would have stopped the meme machine from making youtube videos of 20 year olds pretending to laugh hysterically at the game

>>173263026
THE ARCHON IS NOT FOR SEXUAL !!!

And Sara is only for Scott

>>173262306
>The way they keep occasionally glancing to the side
Stop looking at the script and remember your lines

>>173262953
You want Gil, you're stuck with Jill
And their baby, Will.

>>173262529
It's nice to see they made the npcs more animated as well.

>>173262039
I like the normandy one

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How can one Turian be so cute?

>>173259354
They know their audience well. Anyone playing this boring multiplayer is for sure the type of person who eats pizza rolls.

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>>173263026
It's a bit hard to export models from Frostbite, so no SFM for a few weeks.

>>173263072

They were just that fucking lazy. Launch could have gone very, very differently with just a handful of those minor fixes.

>>173263026
There's nothing to spoil about the game anyway

Are you supposed to get an extra quest once reaching 100% on all planets?...

>>173262529
just remove addison
I don't even know why they give that bitch so much screentime

>>173263026
I've only played up to Veold/Havarl and I've been spoiling myself like crazy.

>>173263072
Don't blame anyone but Bioware for how launch went.

They didn't nerf Vanquisher lol

Best way to play multiplayer?

>comfy couch
>gangster rap
>Krogan Vangaurd

>>173263237
yes, but its extremely underwhelming.

>>173263212
>They were just fucking lazy

No they weren't you idiotic child. They were clearly rushed to pad the end of their yearly numbers.

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>Have to alt+f4 to quit the game
Nice fucking patch.

>120hours
>90%
Well I guess it was worth 60$

>>173262421
>>173262529
>cant hate-fuck addison
nice "game"

>>173263157
And their second baby, Grace.

>>173263334
I use rock for my Kroguard.

Something like Bark At The Moon while running around looking for things to Charge and Headbutt

>>173263335
Well then, I guess I'm not missing much. Had to backtrack 3 hours because some datapad wasn't interactable, I'm not doing this kind of shit again.

>>173263379
I hate this patch, every time I tab I have to put the game in fullscreen again

>>173263184
>hating on pizza rolls

Trying to figure out the Asari Huntress, should she just be played like a Infiltrator? So far I've been using Hurrican and just Stealthing Lancing shit.

>>173263507
its nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq76b_gHM1k

>>173263543
HE'S A MONSTER

>>173263453
That show was only somewhat entertaining for Jack and Karen antics.

>>173263303
I'm sure EA is to blame too
they probably forced them to release the game for the end of march like they did with ME3 even though it clearly wasn't finished
but after 5 years it's kinda understandable

>can skip flying between planets
>still can't skip launch/landing cutscenes or transition between systems
What was the point?

>>173263737
wait for patch 1.06 ;)

>>173262306
>>173262306

SHe's still talking as if she's got poorly fitted full jaw dentures installed.

>>173263072
It only needed 5% more effort and they messed it up. I'm curious why the characters went through in the first place because even an amateur can see the humans looked weird. Well... at least they work on it now though.

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Replaying ME2 really makes me appreciate the combat of MEA and how open the game is, as well as how the crew interact with eachother. ME2 just feels so empty, honestly.

Are people just looking at the old trilogy with rose tinted glasses?

>>173263837
>It only needed 5% more effort

Oh, did you do the math? Are you the project lead?

Kill yourself

>still cant interact with the datapad for the drivecore quest on elaaden after patch
Okay then

>>173262529
the scene still feel clunky but that's the best that we gonna get

Well the mattock still suck donkey balls.

>>173263916
I know someone who hated the open world and would have preferred ME2-style corridors, and they only played ME2 recently.

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>>173263737
Here's the answer

>>173263179
woot

>>173263916
>Are people just looking at the old trilogy with rose tinted glasses?
Of course. All three of the original games are at least as flawed as Andromeda, just each in different ways.

>>173263916
No. We've never said that the OT was good at those things, but you'd be an idiot to think the story in MEA is even close to any of the OT games.
Even ME3

>>173263924
Fuck you amateur.

>>173264075
>are at least as flawed as Andromeda

Can you stop pretending?

>>173264051
It's karma for being the bee's knees in the OT

>>173263916
No game ages well. I tried replaying ME2 and I just dropped it a few hours.

I played ME2 4 or 5 times but I just couldn't do it

>>173263737
Can't because it's basically a loading screen.

>>173263924
Fucking amateur.

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The fuck are these? Some kind of shuttles?

Why is MEA's music so quiet? Seriously, I struggle to hear it even with the sfx and dialog at half volume.

>>173264105
>>173264241
Nice double post faggot.

>Died right before a cutscene
>ryder is talking while dead as fuck on the groudn

>>173263737
aren't they loading screen?

>>173263924
Terrible amateur.

>>173263737
Yo I thought they said in a tweet that the warping between planets would be skippable. Even the patchnotes?

>>173258684

No, the junior engineer on second deck.
Don't tell her, but I've got hot pics from before the Initiative.

>>173264256
Jaeger heads

MEA2 will have you pilot one with your twin.

Did they patch the fact that you can't check your email or change the color of your outfit without going into fucking orbit yet?

>>173264137
Is 3 just as bad? I dunno if I can find 2 fun anymore.

>>173264471
Everyone hates you, up to and including your family.

>>173264351

This apparently glitched the fuck out of my game. I can't do anything, Ryder is just invisible

>>173264119
Can you stop memeing? OT is full of problems.

Reminder that futafags are gay in denial.

>>173264610
And Andromeda has worse and more numerous problems.

>>173264256
It's an escape pod.

>>173264652
There is literally nothing gay about a futa with big fat tits plowing your ass until your prostate is milked dry.

>>173264387
You can skip the time between planets but you can't skip the animation when going from system to system. I thought that felt a little faster but I could easily be wrong.

>>173264682
When was the last time you played any of the original games? Have you even played Andromeda, or are you just going off what the internet has told you?

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Literally nothing wrong with incest.

>>173264558
I guess that's a 'no', thanks retard.

>>173264813
Enjoy your retarded kids lmao.

Who's a better pilot
Joker or Kallo?

>>173264902
Sara's gonna have retarded kids no matter who fathers them, might as well be Scott.

>>173264954
Joker, Kallo is unironically kind of a shitty pilot given all of the bullshit he pulls in the planet landing sequences.

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>>173264813
As much as I love Sara, I think I can see the wall behind her through her nostrils.

>>173262529
I feel like the game was meant to ship this way, and the fact that they had the patch through console Q/A this quickly implies to me that they had these changes ready not long after the game went gold but before it shipped. They had to have known.

>>173263530
yes this is fucking retarded
that and the performance issues in MP

I fucking knew this patch would bring more trouble

>>173264954
Do you mean in terms of skill, or as a character?

>>173265065
Ofc EA probably pushed the game for the end of mars because muh fiscal year.

>>173264973
I really hate the scars in this game. They all look retarded. What was wrong with the ones from ME1?

>>173264682
ME1 had nearly as many bugs at launch. And they were more severe. It was a huge shitshow. Weapons stopped working when you overloaded the heatsink and save files corrupted constantly. Every Bioware game is riddled with bugs, especially when the dev team is green and it's their first time in a new engine. Remember, DAI was their experienced team, almost entirely different people.

>>173264954
Can't really see Joker being able to fly through the Scourge

Looking over MP patch notes. No buff to power dmg at all? Fucking retarded.

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lmao slut

>>173265180
I dunno, but I can for sure tell that tattoos got it far worse than scars.

>>173263737

>thinks the game doesn't need to load when entering or leaving the tempest

retard

>the super long cool down on Energy Drain for salarian infiltrator
Ouch, I wasn't expecting that.

Which passives are useful?

What's the consensus on the patch? does it actually improve the experience notably?

>>173265637
yes it does

>>173265637
PC players seem to be getting some technical issues, mileage may vary.
No complaints from console users that I've heard.

>>173265637
The changes to the eyes and lip sync alone are a massive step up. There's still a lot of issues, but if future patches are on par with this one, the future is looking bright.

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>>173265051
Let's ignore that.

>>173265740
>Console users knowing if what they have is shit
H-h-okay there, friend.

>>173265834
No need to turn literally everything into a console war like a gigantic faggot, anon.

>>173265775
>a pony

see you in 3 days anon

Where the fuck are the SP patch notes reeeeeee

Who's idea was it to not let us fuck the Moshae

>sex scene with cora
>neck seams on both caharacters

Absolutely unplayable

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Oh no, my memes!

>>173263924
Look at this amateur.

>>173265543
I don't enjoy being held back for a fixed amount of time while my hardware allows for the loading to take less time.

>>173265775

The first two are fine. The third one is just full retard

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How long until they defrost the best waifu?

>>173266048
Ruined

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>>173265283
LIES and SLANDER

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>>173266048
NEVER FORGET

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>>173266114
>>173265915
And the last one.

>>173266163
Now this is my kind of character design. They should add more of this kind of characters. Game would sell lot more this way.

>>173264954
In terms of skill, probably Joker. But they never specifically emphasized Kallo being OMG AMAZING at piloting the way they did with Joker a lot.

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This hairstyle /meg/ yes or no?

What skills should I use with sentinel

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>>173266163
I don't know how long it will take to defrost best waifu.

>>173266163

>those high heels

This seriously bothered me in ME2 and will continue to bother me till th end of time. I'm fine with the bimboification, but please remove those high heels. Heels are not meant for combat.

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>>173266204
They are anon.
She's pure and perfect in her own way.

>>173266163
>tfw no clone of Miranda fully designed as a sex doll, with that body

did they stash porn on the ship before they set off?

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>>173263330
They did actually. Webm related is pre-patch.

This is with patch 1.05:
https://my.mixtape.moe/jlcmse.webm
I added bodyshots this time around to avoid any confusions.

>>173266370
Definitively, no.

>>173266370
Can't see shit

>>173266404
They are magnetic gravitational heels. They improve her stance and gives her ability to run faster, among other things.

What happens if I fug the reporter after I fug Cora? Will Cora be mad? She seems liek the type to get mad.

>>173266370

It's good.
Man, the eyes look insanely better now.

>>173264954
Joker. He got his job by stealing a top secret frigate and using it to fly circles around fighters sent to kill him in front of a group of admirals until they agreed to give him the job. That's like outflying F-18s with a Hercules.

>>173266370

no go back to frizzy hair, cucked Reyesanon

>>173266319
Well they can't emphasize something that's not true.
Joker was literally the best pilot in the alliance fleet. As such he gets to pilot the highest-tech ship in citadel space.
Kallo is an engineer/pilot who got sent on a meme-mission.

>>173263352

The reason is irrelevant biodrone. Not that you can prove it.

>>173266370
Bed head or gtfo

>>173266163
Just go fuck a volus

>>173266554
She asks for a threesome.

>>173266562
Dont know what anon you think i am, but the frizzy hair is ugly as all hell.

>>173266114
>full retard
Just like Sara

>>173266404

The heels are fine, she shouldn't wear that suit in combat, anyway.
Samara's heels are full-on retarded, though, as is the battle cleavage.

Why are all weapons not from the milky way so shitty?

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>>173266659
Rude.

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>>173266048
FOR WHAT REASON

>>173266602
I would if I could.

>>173266554
You don't get the choice. Locking down that weabloo shuts you out of flings.

>>173266718
What is isharay

>>173264753
it's only gay if you imagine that the futa was a man

>>173266560

A Hercules with jet engines and a mass effect core.
Still stupid, though, I mean, he wouldn't even get into the academy in the first place.

Should've given him a personality flaw, not a physical one that inhibits WALKING.

>50 inventory limit

REEEEE

What should I discard?

>>173266448
Does that apply to sp as well?

Hey gus, is there new game++? or can you only replay once with the same profile?

>>173266729
Stop lying.

>>173266729

Man, what the fuck. Are all romances like this?

>>173266782

A single gun. Not even worth using over Black Widow without bio converter

>>173266048
now those evil youtubers and memers will have to examine other issues
how dare they even make fun of this flawed masterpiece in the first place

>>173266048
Gotta get back. Back to the past. Samurai Jack.

>>173266825
Download the patch, anon. :^)

>>173266825
I thought the patch upped it to 100?

>>173266048

What about Scott's face?

>>173266825
Buy the game poorfag.

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>>173266559
Yeah its night and day difference with the eyes. People look like they have some sort of emotions now.

>>173266456
Sorry Anon, didn't know the contrast would get so fucked when i uploaded.

>>173266949
>>173266961
I'm a filthy pirate

What improvements did they make for the CC?

>>173266829
I finished SP so I don't really care about it
someone should try it, but I'd say they fixed it there as well
it was just a matter of dealing the actual damage the description says

>>173266849

No. The reporter even has a line mentioning that the bartender is keeping an eye out for your "you know who".

>>173266554
Cora won't know because Keri keeps it secret. When you meet up with her later at Vortex she even says she has someone keeping an eye on the door for you-know-who so you two won't get caught.

>>173267064
Nothing in this patch, coming within the next 2 months.

>>173266994

I like it!