/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes -(/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/)

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Geralt and Triss OTP

ok guys

>>173248169
Maybe, but he gives a good reason to say something nice about her. That way the thread always revolves around Triss, placing her as an undeniable queen of /wtc/. He is one of us :3

>>173248557
i wan't yen to dominate me

>>173248942
We know. Nothing wrong with that though

>>173248942
I'd imagine she'd be great at pegging

>>173248557
What the flying fuck is this? Modded Skyrim?

>>173249198
Yeah, it's one of that perverted slavery mods. The things you can do to waifus in that game...

Is there an online source where I can find the treasuremaps for the Scavenger hunts? I dont want to follow some onlie guide step my step, just need to maps. I already looked on the wiki
In particular I need enhanced Cat School Gear. Already found a few on my own.

>>173248557
that chick in green is T H I C C

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>>173249739
http://witcherhour.com/vendor-locations-that-sell-scavenger-hunt-maps-to-obtain-witcher-set-gear-bear-cat-griffin/

>>173249938
background looks shit as usual

>>173249938
Thanks, Frisstraggot!

>>173250454
Well, that's how I roll. You know that already :3

I actually really like how the foliage looks like, this one is one of my older pics, using the older version of Triss princess filter.

What is your favorite piece of music from the Witcher games?

Mine is definitely 'River of Life'

>>173250854
>not turning down music to 0 for maximum immersion

i bet you also suck flaccid cock

>>173250986
shut up, Kalkstein

>>173250786
No problem, I always try to help if I can. Triss teaches us to be kind toward others :3

>>173250854
I like these ones, but there are many more I like too. The soundtrack is superb in every game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWD4c2RsdMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADyZzGqwpHU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHUHdprKIwo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwKBHrMy-Wc

>>173250986
you deserved burning on the stake

>>173250986
>turning down one of best soundtracks in history of gaming because muh immersion

autist

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>>173250986
If Triss had a cock I'd suck it.

>>173253928
you'd probably eat my shit if i told you it was hers faggit

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>>173253928
Me too and I'm not ashamed to admit that.

>>173253870
i actually played it both ways

the music is really good, but i prefer my games without it

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>horse below me
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

>>173254387
I did one playthough with a mod that only leaves the music in cutscenes, but turns off exploration and combat music. I love the nature ambiance sound, but Novigrad felt dead.

>>173254019
Nope, I'd only shit if it came from straight from the source.
Meaning straight from Triss's butt with my face in between her cheeks

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>go to dock to mee Hattori
>He's not there
>although he's being displayed as there

FUCKING HELL WHAT?

>>173255018
>gay ponytail
>beard
>that ugly armor
kek

>>173254984
Smart, you can never be too cautious.

>pirate the goty edition
>dlcs are in the game folder but there's no dlc tab in the actual game
Can anyone help me out with this?

>>173256807
Fuck off piratefag

>>173253928
D-does she?

>>173256936
No, she already showed us her beautiful vagina.

>>173256807
Options > Gameplay? They got moved somewhere over there, dig deeper.

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Why is she so perfect?

>>173258620
because she is real

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Dinner with Dijkstra request :3

>>173255018
i also keep my geralt on a raw meat diet

great taste my friend

try waiting a bit more

>>173258134
Thanks so much anon, I had no idea they did that.

i want to fuck ida

>>173260270
does she appear in the games?

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>>173260393
yen talks to her about uma in km

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>>173258620
Great parentage.
Good thing Triss didn't raise her, she probably would've molded her into a dirty slut like herself.

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>>173260270
She's alright I guess.

>>173260393
Only during the KM megascope conversation with Yen and Geralt

>>173258947
wtf really?!

>>173260714
kys waifuman

>>173260714
this

she would've ended up like alvin if triss raised her

>>173260883
Yes. She can travel through space and time. She can teleport into our world, so maybe one day she will open a portal straight into your bedroom

>>173260883
Didn't anyone told you? The immense love of /wtc/ has made Triss and Ciri real. They have materialized in our world and are now roaming the world looking for their creator to thank them personally.

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>>173261084
>>173261125
Holy shit, I can't wait to meet her!

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>>173261293
Don't worry, if you love her enough she will find you. Triss and Ciri will thank everyone who showed them life creating love in person. I'm expecting Triss to knock on my door any minute now :3

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has science gone too far?

>>173261594
this would appease the SJWs

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>>173261084
>>173261293
Witcher Ciri would unironically have sex with a random anon, as long as he's not a degenerate who argues about Triss and Yennefer on a mongolian cartoons imageboard.

>>173261594
Trissfu will get blacked tonight :3

He looks surprisingly good to be honest.

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>>173261884
imagine if they combined it with this

>>173262106
>muh cakes
damn you triss

>>173262106
plus make him homo and it will be a perfect protagonist for them

>>173261978
what is her favorite position?

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>>173262308

>>173262509
missionary. ciri is pure and likes to keep eye contact

>>173262106
That's literally what a majority of /wtc/ looks like minus the white hair

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Would you make love with Iris despite her smell?

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BEHOLD

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>>173262695
Wrong, I'm devilishly handsome :3

>>173262881
what's wrong with her smell?

>>173263358
she is a corpse

>>173263137
You wish, Tris wouldn't even give you a second glance

>>173263658
in the painting world she was quite alive. but i wouldn't because i don't want to cuck Olgierd

>>173263710
Of course she wouldn't, I'm not Geralt. Besides, I would be happy getting a kiss on the cheek or even kissing her hand. Triss is for Geralt. For myself, I'd choose Sile or Ves.

>>173264053
She's a slut

>>173264182
You're a slut ;)

>>173262994
kek

>>173262994
>we want trissfag audience

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>>173262994
found niggeryen for him

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post some fuccbois getting fucced

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>>173266197
slut deserved it

Anyone else really attached to the monster designs from TW1? Even though the ones from the later games are probably just objectively better, I can never get used to them compared to the way stuff looked in the first game.

>>173268480
well, some monster, like drowners, look the same in all three games

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>>173266197

Who else is pissed that the signs in TW3 are probably THE WORST in all the series.
I miss the single-target Aard, I miss the Yrden that actually TRAPPED enemies
I like the alternative versions of many signs, but the fanilla versions are just shit. Yrden is pretty much useless if not fully buffed up or against specific enemies

>>173271660
Yep, pretty much only use quen since i didn't upgrade any of the signs, only melee attacks.


Also, does anybody know if the Witcher gear is craftable in new game plus for the appropriate levels?

Why does Triss come across as such a cunt in the first game?

I absolutely fell in love with her in the second, they were like different characters.

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>>173271181
mmm delicious salty Triss tears
how can she even compete

>>173272182
>Why does Triss come across as such a cunt in the first game?
because she has yennefer's personality

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>>173273139

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>>173273219

and here you have it folks. yencucks trying to start a waifu war and shit up a peaceful thread as always. how insecure can they get?

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>>173273357
Yen getting golden showered

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>>173273648
Delete this!

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Keira for best girl or riot

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>>173274768

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>>173275797

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>>173275930

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>>173276676
>he photoshoped the original strawpoll
>he named it accurate strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/4471990/r

Insecure Yencucks exposed and BTFO

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>>173276920
>implying those are the same polls
wew lad, just like a Trissfag to lie

>>173277421
Look at the vote numbers. Feel free to post the link to the strawpoll you used as I did. Prove me wrong. I posted a link so everyone can see for themselves.

Honestly, I couldn't give a fuck how many people prefer which waifu, but this is one of my favorite /wtc/ moments ever :3

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Jesus Christ, I can't stop laughing...the insecurity, the exposure, I can quit /wtc/ happy now. Screencapped for posterity.

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Is she canonically lesbo?
Do I have to smack my gay daughter about?

>>173279803
Not really, she is bi at best, maybe not even that. She got raped by Mistle, developed a nasty Stockholm syndrome. She ws later attracted to men. she wanted to fuck Hotsporn, there was also Galahad...

>>173279803
That's just a meme choice they threw in there to appease the SJW crowd.
She's straight

>>173272018

>Also, does anybody know if the Witcher gear is craftable in new game plus for the appropriate levels?

Yes, you can craft it again and the stats and level requirements are re-scaled for the higher difficulty.

>Captcha: Vico Unrelenting

I bet Morvran did this.

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>want to take Ciri to see the emperor
>not paying attention
>timed choice disappears and defaults
>w/e I'll just reload
>2 back to back cutscenes and a storybook one
>quit to main menu after I'm done skipping
>all 3 checkpoints are used seconds away from each other
Bravo CDPR, bravo...

>>173281830
i hate timed choices

>>173259502
very nice, ty

>it is known that Triss had flings in the past and was promiscuous

wtf is that supposed to mean ? :(

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TRISSFU IS A CUTE !!
A CUTE !!

Well it's time to continue, just romanced Trissfu yesterday, it will be hell going withour her until KM, still have to finish off Novigrad then the Islands...

>>173299279
Glad you like the Dijkstra shot.

>wtf is that supposed to mean ?
It just means Trissfu had her wild phase when she was younger and before meeting Geralt.

>>173299895
The cutest.

>>173302721
>It just means Trissfu had her wild phase

That doesn't sound like my Trissfu at all... but i guess you can't expect nobody to be a "saint" in the witcher universe.

I am doing dudu's play now, wonder if Trissfu would accept to be the princess if you could ask her, the audience would love her, that's for sure.

Just went to Trissfus flat after sending her to KM and her landlords are going thru her stuff, fucking shitstains wished i could kill them.

>>173302984
>wonder if Trissfu would accept to be the princess
I always kind of wished that Triss came to the play like Zoltan did. I'm sure she would have loved Geralt's acting :3

>>173304001
>I'm sure she would have loved Geralt's acting :3

Yup, he would have triggered him sometimes, like in the end of BaW when Geralt trolls her about getting "naked statues" because she wanted to see them at the party where they kissed.

Also just asked Dudu to shapeshift to Ciri, didn't asked for these feels :(

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>>173305069
I loved that statue tease by Geralt and how fondly he remembers the ball.

I always found the Dudu scene a bit awkward for some reason. It's just feels weird seeing him as Ciri.

Someone please close those wtc threads.
I cant look anymore at those fucking trissshits.
Because of them I cant even look on triss in games.

>>173305759
>please close wtc, i'm too triggered
No one is forcing you to come here. If these threads trigger you so much you can always leave.

>>173306214
Why weren't Roache or Djikstra invited to Trissfu and Geralts wedding ?

>>173306428
I can only add a limited number of characters. Eight to be precise and that is including Triss and Geralt. I wish I could add more though.

>>173306528
I just helped Zoltan to steal the cards and Geralt says "I found some Nilfgaardian figurine, it has some sort of magic on it, i'll ask Trissfu about it when i go to her house", but i send Trissfu to KM and she's not at her landlords house, what do ?

>>173307057
Don't worry, you will be able to do the quest later when she returns.

>>173307057
don't worry, you will get a chance to complete that quest later in the game, when Geralt and the crew return to Novigrad

>>173306428
because it never happened

>you're insecure humiliated_waifu_a.jpg
>no you humiliated_waifu_b.jpg

you are pathetic

>>173308128
trissfu is so hot in her W2 clothes.

>>173308423
Trissfu is always hot, but it's true, she is especially adorable in her TW2 outfit. It's always been my favorite.

>enter a horse race
>get the bug where the horse wont sprint no matter how many times you press Shift

xd

>>173309156
i think it's the only way to loose a horse race

>>173309156
>he has to sprint to win races

just bug them into a fence or something and gallop till the finish

it's very comfy

>tfw finished all main missions in Novigrad and most of the secondary and contracts, but still don't wanna leave for the Skellige since i'll have to deal with that hag Yen

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>>173311171
tell me moar about your pains, dear

>>173311171
I'm in the same situation. I'm running out of things to do on the continent, but I don't want to deal with Yen's bullshit

>>173311378
If only all the female characters in the game could be replaced with Trissfu :(

>>173311171
c'mon, it's only 3 main quests and one secondary with her. you can take it

>>173311276
mommy :3

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How is Trissfu so cute ?

In come cultures its illegal to be as cute as Trissfu.

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>>173311712
:3

>mfw betas are too afraid of Yen to even show up at Skellige

kek

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Replaying TW3 for the third time and I kind of want to ignore Triss's bullshit this time. Question is, would I miss out on anything useful like formulas or loads of xp by refusing to help the mages?

>>173312170
>Replaying TW3 for the third time and I kind of want to ignore Triss's bullshit this time. Question is, would I miss out on anything useful like formulas or loads of xp by refusing to help the mages?

No, you won't lose shit, you can go back to your cuckshed and join Yen as soon as you find dandylion.

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>>173311171
Oh come on, she's not that bad. You can try to annoy her(get drunk, wear the wrong clothes, question her in every step) if you really don't like her, but like the other anon said, it's 2 quests only and The Last Wish, which is optional.

>>173311826
Her freckles, beautiful cute face, sweet personality...

>>173311992
I'm glad I don't live in one, not being able to enjoy her cuteness would kill me :3

>>173312224
>You can try to annoy her(get drunk, wear the wrong clothes, question her in every step)

I'll do that, does she get triggered much ? Wew i actually wanna do the quests now

>>173312217
>as soon as you find dandylion

why do you even need to find him, he gives you no useful information

>>173312170
If you ignore Trissfu, mages get burned instead of alchemists and pellars and Zoltan can help you get the guards drunk during the quest to rescue Sile with Yen. But if you skip saving the mages, Radovid automatically wins the war, because the assassination plot never starts. Also, you can't complete your Gwent collection, because you never get to see Thaler.

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>>173311171
>tfw you couldnt wait to go to Skelige and spend time with Yen as much as you can

I just wanted throw Triss to Fountain and go away from that red slut

>>173312297
>>173312224
>You can try to annoy her(get drunk, wear the wrong clothes, question her in every step)
>triggered

whelp i do it at every opportunity and still romance her. That's the spice of true love

>>173312351
He tells you Ciri teleports somewhere and he remembers the elven curse.

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>>173312417
Same, I wish you could spend more time with Yen.

>>173312224
>question her in every step

I want to fulfill her every wish and make mommy Yen proud :3

>>173312351
Dandelion gives you the words of Uma's curse. Without them Yen can't free Avallac'h.

>>173312297
She gets triggered but nothing too negative happens. I do like bickering with Yen sometimes, although not because I hate her or anything, but because she is quite fun when she angrily banters with Geralt. Her way of neutralizing Geralt's complaints is often entertaining.

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>>173312534
I want to intentionally annoy Yen until it ends in passionate makeup sex :3

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>>173312461
>i do it at every opportunity and still romance her
She can be quite fun, I can't deny that. Her banters are top notch :3

>>173312534
Whatever makes you happy :3

>Put these shackles on me Geralt.
>Right here, Triss there are people around are you sure ?
>Shackles can be used outside of the bed too.

Clearly Trissfus and Geralts love live was passionate and wild, and i bet Yen just lies there like a dead fish or even fucks other people infront of Geralt, weird how Yencucks didn't do a petition to remove Yen's sex scenes with her fucking some Zerrikanian while Geralt sits in the corner.

>>173312565
Can you even trigger Trissfu ? I think she is so cute that even her angry face would be cute.

>>173312807
she's too beta to react, she just cries herself to sleep offscreen

>>173312850
>she just cries herself to sleep offscreen
A CUTE !

Also you are wrong, as the Trissfu anon keeps saying their relationship is great and both of them can take the lead some times.

For example im really proud how Trissfu handled the situation with getting the mages out of Novigrad, she takes the lead and btfos you if you tell her you will go in the sewers alone because its dangerous.

>>173312632
Yen likes it extra rough :3

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>>173312941
Do you think she likes it when Geralt slaps her butt and pulls on her hair?

>>173312807
There are moments when she gets angry, like when Geralt tells her he doesn't want her coming to the sewers with him in Now or Never, or when he suggests it was worth it to sacrifice the bartender for the two mages, or after Geralt goes after Imlerith and she gets worried and makes a pouty face(one kiss from Geralt later and she is purring like a kitten though).

When you refuse to help her with the mages, she gets angry but immediately backpedals and just gets sad. She is also triggered a bit if you threaten the peasants for her necklace or when you don't let her get tortured.

But Triss can't stay mad at Geralt, she is too weak for him.

>>173313027
Of course. She also mentioned she likes getting tied up

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>>173313027
I would kill whole my family to just slap Yen butt

>>173313152
HNNNNNNNGGGGG...

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>>173312932
>you will go in the sewers alone because its dangerous.
I really like it when they the rats attack them and Geralt wants to stop and tend to her wounds because he worries they might get infected, but Triss brushes him off. Sometimes, Geralt is too protective of her. Even Trissfu notices that, but I still think it's cute.

>>173313342
I can't even read your fucking posts.
You make me sick

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>>173313139
>dominant in daily life
>becomes submissive in bed
She's so perfect.
>>173313152
Oh baby.

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>>173313405
I can just wish to be that horse

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>>173313467
>Yen spots anon

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>>173313363
Well, then don't read them. Problem solved :3

I merely listed a thing that happens in the game and said how I like it. I didn't make Geralt act all protective with Triss. Complain to CDPR.

>>173313467
you want to be that horse so that mommy Yen would ride you?

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>start witcher 3
>first 15 min of playing
>meet her
>well time to fap already

>trissfag confession time
i fapped to yen a few times

judging from ryth of these threads

>trissautists are moslty amerifats
>yencucks are mostly europoors

is that correct

>>173313682
I'm a euro Trissfag

>>173313682
correct in my case

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>>173313682
plus
>people with books = yen
>kids with only games (most of the time only third game) = Triss

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>>173313942
This chart never fails to amuse me.

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>>173313942
I read the books and prefer Triss :3

>>173313942
>Triss
>not fox
are you mentally challenged?

It seems Yen fans got triggered again and want to start the mocking image competition. Why can't you just enjoy your waifu without getting so absolutely butthurt by Triss? It's like Yen isn't enough for you. Doesn't she have enough qualities on her own?

>>173314181
>triss
>fox

More like that pile of shit

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>>173314181
But anon, Sapowski never pays enough attention to her to attach an animal to her and there's already a fox in the books.

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>>173314181

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>>173314241
kek

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Eh, seems not...

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I can tell the autist is spamming something because I've filtered his spam and now there are a bunch of hidden posts itt.
>mfw don't even have to reply to anything to cause asspain

>>173314218
i don't even care about Yen that much,nor Triss

i just hate trissfags

>>173314619
Maybe you, but there are clearly many buttmad Yen fans here. The guy who tried faking a strawpoll to make his waifu look better is my favorite. I don't like hostile Yen fans at all, but I do enjoy a good waifu war when they start it.

>>173314754
im not that guy but i sometimes post Yen content to piss off pissfags too

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>>173314619
Same.

>>173314836
I don't care about Yen content at all. If someone loves Yen or posts about her, cudos to them. Of course, Yenfags will always deny being Yenfags or waifufags in general, until they get exposed like this guy :

>>173276676
>>173276920

>>173315015
You must have a very sad life if some dumb reddit poll gives you that much joy.

>>173315101
It's not about the poll, I don't give a fuck about that, it's about the butthurt rage of a Yenfag and the effort he put into trying to trigger me only to get btfo'd. I'm a sad man, I feed on it :3

>>173315101
>he's in love with vidya character
>bland one on top of this

i think reddit polls aren't even secondary indication of misery of his life

>>173315403
>he's in love with vidya character
Trissfu belongs to my Geralt but I do love her :3

>>173315403
>bland one on top of this
Now, you've crossed the line. Trissfu is exhilarating.

>geralt please notice me
>geralt you're so swwet
>geralt help me!
>geralt i love you


yeh, exhiliboring

>>173313662
>tfw you can't fugg her
>tfw in witcher 1 this would have been an instant sex card

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>>173316050
Well, I love how sweet and mad for Geralt she is. I also love how Geralt reacts to that and how he reciprocates with even more loving and protective behavior. I like how he is the one that takes charge in their relationship. And she has a lot more going on for her. She can be shady as fuck, jealous, naive, weak...she is far from flawless and I like that.

I prefer that to 'we are so toxic yet perfect for each other, it's destiny' romance with Yen. I find Yen's romance to be a bit cliche in that regard. And I don't find their interactions nowhere near as interesting and I don't like how submissive Geralt acts around Yen.

>>173316487
> I don't like how submissive Geralt acts around Yen.
Geralt is so inherently cucked he defends women's right to abandon new born children, being abandoned kid himself. It's part of his character

reminder that anariettas is the purest love

>>173317817
shut up Lettenhove

>>173314031
awww <3

Literally perfect.

>>173313942
who is the seagull?

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>Mfw arachnomorphs
>Mfw the way they move

>>173318296

i assume Ciri's double that Emhyr married

>>173318626
just trap them with yrden and watch them get paralyzed

>>173318830
Oh it's not that I have trouble with them, it's that they're way more 'spidery' than I'm comfortable with. They're unsettling.

Ciri is a pretty cool girl, would have as a daughter/10.

desu with her past and all the pressure that is on her, most people wound off themselves or end up in asylum, but despite her not doing that she still finds some positivity in her live.

If you ask me if when it all ends, you decide to make her Empress you are literal hearthless monster, shouldn't do that even to a stranger, not taking about the girl that is your daughter, also you are heartless monster who should literally kill himself if you let Trissfu get tortured or hurt her in any way physical or psychological.

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>>173317529
The submissive thing doesn't even bother me that much, it's just one of the small details that add up. And I mostly just prefer Triss, Yen has very little to do with me not choosing her for Geralt.

I don't hate Yen or her romance or say she and Geralt aren't good for each other, but when I'm playing the game, I like making the choices that make the experience more enjoyable to me. And the way Geralt acts around Triss is that.

It comes down to my own personal preference. I don't care trying to replicate Geralt's every character trait from the books, not that there is anything wrong with someone wanting to play like that, this is a choice based RPG after all.

>>173317907
Yup, they are adorable :3

>>173319223
that whore looks nothing like Trissfu

>>173319260
No real woman can replicate Trissfu's beauty

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yo, just got done fucking merigold. she's quite fond of my dick to put it mildly

>>173319423

I didn't believe in God before Witcher, but now im sure there is one.Trissfus cuteness and beauty are not a product of nature or by random chance.

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>>173319260
>he doesn't know
triss is the queen of whores my man

>>173319547
True, there must have been some divine force involved in the creation of such perfect creature. Trissfu is the finest creation of the universe.

>gets molested by Vesemir in childhood
>fucks left and right in aretuza
>fucks Eskel AND a doppler in form of Eskel at Geralts wedding
>fucks Lambert in tw1
>fucks king of beggars

>daaaw so qt pure waifu

>>173319614
Amen, plus as we can see even Satan has send his wardogs to spread lies about Trissfu, but unfortunately for them Trissfu is just too cute and perfect.

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>>173319614
>there must have been some divine force involved in the creation of such perfect creature
yes, sapkowski is as close as you can get to godhood. too bad he thinks that geralt x triss shippers are retarded autists

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>>173319701
I think even angels themselves are jealous of Trissfu's beauty and grace. Her perfection sends ripples down the very core of the universe. That's how powerful Trissfu is. Loving her is the ultimate form of existence.

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>sapkowski is the divine force that created triss
>he also made her a spineless traitor who ends up forever alone
god can be so cruel...

>>173319620
None of the grills are pure, except for Ciri

>>173319867
I am honestly baffled, i've tried and tried, but still can't understand how can Trissfu be so cute and perfect.I even gave up, all i can do is admire her cuteness and im grateful for that.

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>waifufag can't comprehend 3d modeling and hiring a shitty voice actor

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TOP NOTCH SWORDS

Is Wild Hunt worth playing if I have no means of playing the previous two games? Will I lose a lot from the game if I can't import a save?

>>173320258
>Is Wild Hunt worth playing if I have no means of playing the previous two games?
Yes, very.
>Will I lose a lot from the game if I can't import a save?
Nothing. Only things that are transferred is a handful of secondary characters that show up or not

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>>173320025
I'll never give up trying to understand the true secret of Trissfu. So far, only Geralt has managed to tame what can only be called the the Trissfu effect. She is more then a person, a phenomena one might say. Only around him does Trissfu seem human, but she is far more than that as we both now. Trissfu is the air we breathe, the water we drink, she is a warm ray of sunshine, the song of birds, the birth of spring. Becoming one with Trissfu is becoming one with the very core of the universe and understanding the true meaning of life.

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Trissfu and Geralt visiting KM and spending a few days in remembrance of the old times and how they spend their winters there, making sweet love whole days and nights.

Eskel is keeping up the school of the Wolf and fixed KM as he got an orphan and is training him to be the youngest witcher in the School of the Wolf.

Geralt also joins them in the practice, as the young boy has heard stories and legends about Geralt and admires him.

Trissfu and Geralt also brought a lot of food and supplies with them to help Eskel and Trissfu is cooking them delicious meals during their short stay.

>>173320258
Yeah, it's definitely worth playing. But playing all three games provides for a far more satisfactory experience.

>>173320384
in other words
>Gerald was dragged along to KM by Triss who wants to fuck Eskel
>Eskel turned into psycho and wants to torture and perform mutations on some poor orphan despite not knowing shit about creation of witchers
>they eat local rats

>>173320334
Trissfu is like heaven and letting her go and not having her around you is like missing the chance of becoming God and understand and feel everything, with her you are living on Heaven and all the pleasures all the worlds could give you.

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just let this gen die already...

>>173320384
I can see that. I am pretty sure Geralt and Trissfu will stop by at KM on their trips from Kovir to Toussaint. Geralt hates teleports and Trissfu loves traveling with him and making love under the stars. They are going to have so many adventures along the way.

The witcher games might have ended, but the journey of Trissfu and Geralt is only just beginning. They have centuries of living together in bliss before Geralt becomes the first witcher to have died in his bed. Trissfu will hold his hand when it happens.

>>173320510
>>Gerald was dragged along to KM by Triss who wants to fuck Eskel

It truly is a damn shame Yencucks are so obsessed with cuckoldry, they cannot even type one sentence without spreading their cuckold fantasies...

>>Eskel turned into psycho and wants to torture and perform mutations on some poor orphan despite not knowing shit about creation of witchers

Im sure Eskel has learned a lot about them from Vesemir, plus they basicly all the the mutation on Umma, and he doesn't even have to go under the mutations like Leo.

>>they eat local rats

Trissfu has made a fortune in Kovir and they have a huge estate and wineyard in Toussaint, they brought them the highest quality wine and tons of good food, enough to last them months.

>>173320610
>They have centuries of living together in bliss before Geralt becomes the first witcher to have died in his bed. Trissfu will hold his hand when it happens.

How will Trissfu take that ?

>>173320518
Trissfu is bigger than heaven itself, the heaven is just a tiny place in her giant love filled heart. Only the luckiest of people get to experience the comfiness and warmth that comes from her inner being. Within Trissfu you are you and you are her and she is everything and everything is love. It's the eternal circle of bliss.

>>173320786
It will devastate her. After centuries of bliss it will feel like someone amputated a part of her soul. She will never be the same.

But don't worry, one day she will join Geralt in sweet oblivion and their cosmic energy will give birth to a new planet, a planet of love, called Trissfalt. The threes will have red leafs, the water will be white like milk. It will be the perfect synergy of two loving souls.

>>173320720
>fantasies
>denying Triss is attracted to Eskel more than Geralt
whatever bub
>Im sure Eskel has learned a lot about them from Vesemir
who was fucking fencing teacher, who dind't know shit about mutations himself
>hey basicly all the the mutation on Umma
..conducted by Yen aka actually competent sorceress
>Trissfu has made a fortune in Kovir
>implying Thyssen the greed would pay her for sucking his cock

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>>173320946
>But don't worry, one day she will join Geralt in sweet oblivion and their cosmic energy will give birth to a new planet, a planet of love, called Trissfalt. The threes will have red leafs, the water will be white like milk. It will be the perfect synergy of two loving souls.

Beautiful

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>>173320720
>they have a huge estate
I often imagine what their Koviri home will look like. One thing I know though is that it will be warm and comfy, that it will resonate with the laughter of their always welcome friends and that it will smell of love and freshly baked cakes.

>>173321123
All us Triss fans will end up on planet Trissfalt one day. There, everything will be Triss. We will consume her through food and water and air. She will be in our every pore and crevice and fill out our then eternal souls with everlasting bliss.

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Why did this gen devolve into a yen/triss circlejerk? No other qts get any love
What happened to the good days when there were multiple waifus and all taste was appreciated

>>173321401
>qt

pic not related right?

>>173321401
When threeads were almost dead trissautist and his aggressive spamming combined with that other faggot that keeps sucking his cock, then things escalated.

It's autists and sperglords baiting each other with rare moments of actual discussion

>>173321401
because some people get triggered by triss instead of sharing warm waifu love

Thanks for always keeping the thread alive Trissfags.
But Yen is still /bestwaifu/

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>>173321462
pic very related pleb

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Geralt takes Trissfu on a trip and he picks a spot for their picnic next to a lake, they eat and laugh for hours until Geralt says "Hm... you could use a bath", repeating himself like he said in the elven baths, Trissfu blushes a bit and smiles and heads towards the lake, to her surprise she could walk on the water, she turned around and saw Geralt smiling, then he got up, took her hand and they danced on the lake.Trissfu was left speechless, then they made love on top of the lake.

Just when they were about to leave, Geralt took out a Rose of Remembrance and placed it inside the lake, where the legend about the Rose is fake, but Geralt decided to make it true, for the Rose would remain alive inside the lake forever.

>>173321524
I feel like there's better discussion in the Gwent general than here desu

>>173321862
olgierd broke her, she's damaged goods

Why do she-elfs have the best asses? and why can't you fuck 0 of them ?

>>173321769
No problem. I respect your waifu choice. This place should be the true oasis of pure waifu love.

>>173321901
Very beautiful. Just the image of Trissfu's surprised face when she stepped on the water made me smile. And making love on top of a lake? I love it, moar.

>>173321972
every qt is used goods desu, none of them are pure

>>173322542
C-Ciri is pure

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>>173322542
>none of them are pure
Stop right there!

>>173322542
anais is a qt and pure

i think vivienne is also pure, she only becomes a slut after you lift her curse

>>173322858
all sorceresses are whores

>>173320384

Eskel literally says he will never go back to Kaer Morhen after watching Vesemir die there.

>>173320720

They only did part of the Trial on Uma, who was an Elf, and it was adapted to try and break the curse. In the first game Salamandra stole all the Witcher mutagens so they can't do the full Trial, and there's no-one left who understands it any way, not even Yen.

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Ritafu

>>173322915
Margarita is a sweet qt who only cares about the well being of her students, & isn't politically driven like the other manipulative sorcs.
She's also probably a virgin.
Zero Flaws.

>>173323107
>virgin

there's proof ingame she's a slut and wants to fugg with geralt

>>173323107
>a virgin
‘I apologize humbly to the noble ladies!’, Exclaimed a voice from above from the unseen innkeeper. ‘Excuse me for daring to disturb, but… an officer urgently wants to see Madame De Vries! They say that this will suffer no delay!’

Margarita Laux-Antille chuckled and winked at Yennefer, after which both, as if commanded, withdrew the towels from their bosoms and adopted a position convoluted and highly challenging.
‘Let the officer enter!’ Cried Margarita, holding back laughter. ‘Go Ahead! We are ready!’
‘Like children’, sighed Tissaia de Vries, shaking her head ‘Cover yourself, Ciri.’

>>173323426
even pure virgins have fantasies once a while, you can't control hormones.
>>173323468
It's merely a jest

>finally decided to go to Skellige since there is literally nothing for me to do in Novigrad and Velen
>Geralt tells Yen "You look beautiful" by default
>on every dialog you can chose there are 2/3 options to compliment Yen somehow even tho the actual discussion is about something that has absolutely nothing to do with Yen

CDPR really did try to attract the cuck audience i see, but i think they over did it.

btw im typing this and i haven't even started the missions, just from the Jarls funeral, there are 3 dialogs that appear, none of them have nothing to do with Yen but the answers are 2/3 options to compliment her

>>173323605
convo between rita and philippa on ship

>Do you know what I just realized?
>Hm?
>Except for the two of us and Ciri, Geralt has slept with every woman on this ship.
>Don't worry, it's only a matter of time in your case.

also, do you honestly believe that she wasn't raped at least a couple of times while in prison? she's pretty attractive after all

>>173323806
Oh come on, there is one or two compliments you can't avoid and only during that one quest. I've seen people complaining similarly to Geralt hugging Triss at the ball, acting jealous or getting all dewy eyed and sad even if you let her leave. That quest is Yen's romance equivalent of Vegelbud's ball.

>>173324003
>another jest
maybe, maybe not. we'll never know if she was raped or not, so her still being pure is still entirely plausible.

>>173324003
Rita doesn't act like she's been raped, which is strange, she's only been beaten up a bit. Sile on the other hand...

>>173324117
>muh jest

you're in denial

only confirmed pure virgin is the nurse from w1 who you ask for tears to cure vincent

>>173324208
maybe (s)he has a dick. would also explain why (s)he's so interested in 'protecting' the students

>>173324208
Well considering her actions in W2, it makes sense she'd get the brutal gangbang 1st. They probably just never around to Rita yet, since Sile kept them satisfied for the time being.

>>173324358
Denial about what?
Innuendos hardly makes anyone a whore.

>>173324370
Sile was a pure nerdy waifu before she got to prison

>>173324053
Geralt hugs Trissfu because they were hiding from the people passing by and wanted to act as a couple as to not drag attention.

>he called her beautiful
>most of the dialog options are offtopic compliment
>drinked with the sons of the Jarls to piss her off
>Geralt's toast is "To my beautiful companion".

Also i literally btfoed that bitch when racing to the top of the mountain, she literally wasn't even on the map and when Geralt got the axe out he said "Beat you by a hair" and she says something but she literally isn't even the cutscene so Geralt is talking to himself and you only hear her voice...

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>You only said that because you want to complain

FUCK SHE KNOWS ?

>>173324531
Yeah, but he acts lovingly toward Triss and that bothered some who don't want to romance her. But I never had problems with either quest, I'm just saying what I read people complaining about. Geralt giving Yen a compliment or two isn't a big deal to me at all and I love Trissfu and my Geralt would never cheat on her. It's not like Geralt suddenly starts hating Yen just because he doesn't romance her anymore.

But like I said, it's only that one quest and it's basically Yen romance quest, like the ball with Triss.

Wait till you reach Shani though, that is crossing the line if you try to keep Geralt faithful to Triss.

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>trissfags max triggered by skellige
GOOD. keep the butthurt coming

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>Damn, we're gonna choke and i'll never see Trissfu again.

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>>173325850
>geralt doesn't give a shit about that

Trissfu is divine.

>using griffin armor for stats and it looks halfway decent
>look for a mod that changes the horrible colours tho
>every single mod I can find makes it BlackBlackBlack
Come the fuck on, guys!

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>>173326319
In other news the sky is blue, water is wet, fire is hot :3

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this is my gen now

Will CDPR show Cyberpunk this year at all? I mean, they should have something to show by now, right?

Just reading the books can't believe Geralt is getting KEKED by some old ass wizard

>>173326901
They will probably show something at E3. May not be gameplay, but I'll be satisfied with a teaser trailer or some details about the game world.

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Can someone decide for me? This is so damn depressing...I read the choices but I really don't know which one to do.

>>173327340
Anything that would alleviate the trissfaggotry would be great.

I use to like Triss, but these generals really putting me off her.

>>173327452
End her suffering, anon.

>>173326832
Gross, can you fuck her?

>>173327452
Not releasing her from that hell is cruelty. She didn't do anything wrong.

>>173328045
>>173327554
Took the rose, felt really bad. She literally did nothing wrong and Olgierd was just an ass who meddled with black magic.

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>>173327452
taking the rose is probably the best ending for her, she's not happy.

One thing I'm a bit uncertain on, I swear Olgierd said he wished that they'd both live forever, so unless I'm mistaken or Gaunter used ill-wording to twist the wish, I'm not sure what's going on with that.

>>173326584
what clothes is she wearing ?

i need some fucking crowns in witcher 3
this middle eastern runeboy wants a fortune

>>173327121

Maybe it's because Yennefer is a narcissistic cunt who values Geralt only for the way he makes her feel?

The mysteries of the universe and things the books make perfectly damn clear will never be truly understood.

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>>173330465
Anarietta's party dress.

>>173330943
Damn Trissfu pulls it of 100% better.

She looks radiant i didn't even noticed it's the same dress.

>>173330832
He wasn't talking about Yennefer you dumb shit

>>173331058
Not saying Anarietta is not beautiful, but yeah, Trissfu looks stunning in it.

>>173331260
Does Trissfu like Skellige ? Has she ever been there ?

>>173331475
She's been there in the books. Crach an Craite even tried seducing her, but Trissfu turned him down. Here's a section from The Tower of Swallow:

‘Your hair, Triss, is like fire in the candlelight. And your eyes are like Lapis Lazuli. Your lips are like coral...’
‘Stop it, Crach. Are you drunk or what? Pour me some wine. And talk.’
‘About what?’
‘Don't be stupid! Of how Yennefer decided to go to the Sedna-Depth.’

Also Triss comes to Skellige with the whole gang in the last act of TW3.

>>173331475
Skellige doesn't take kindly to sluts

>>173331475
she better does because it's where we're gonna live.

>>173331960
Can you give Trissfu the clothes of the sister of Anarietta ? and Eveline Gallo's clothes ?

>>173332038
don't you ever dare to reply to me subhuman filth

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>>173332193
>Can you give Trissfu the clothes of the sister of Anarietta ?
I could, using Geralt Doppler mod, but I'd have to uninstall some of the mods I'm currently using first because they are not compatible. Maybe I'll do it later. Until then, here's Trissfu wearing a wedding dress.

>>173332118
Well, Kovir is even more snowy than Skellige.