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/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Streamlink: http://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Previous thread:
>>173045819
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>biggest major of the year going on
>one thread per paleozoic
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Slavs or Danes?
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First for fuck mirage
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>>173231574
>biggest major of the year
>barely 50k viewers
holy shit is the game really this dead, explain yourself gotards
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CLG more like CL SHIT AMIRITE?????
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>>173231764
Counter Logic more like Straight Logic cuz it's obvious they suck ass l
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>>173231516
why does faceit have so much better hvh than global mm? global players always have shitty 5-10$ hacks with horrible antiaim and shitty "resolvers" which makes hvh against them way too easy, faceit on the other hand... especially when it's against german premades is quality fun
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>Na'Vi without Zeus

too ez for magisktoggle
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>>173231863
>unironically hacking
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>>173231985
>2017
>playing legit counterstrike
fucking pussy ass tryhard who probably got to global by getting carried by soloq closet hackers
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>>173232078
im gn4 :^)
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Who will throw hardest, NiP or VP?
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>>173232174
>gn4 shitter
>crying about hackers
hello reddo
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>non-English interview
>no subtitles

um????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>magisk isn't red anymore
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>>173232531
>playing csgo
>not speaking russian
hello?????????
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>>173232531
>not speaking fluent Ukrainian

fucking racists
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>>173232601
dw mid game his face will breakout
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>>173232628
it's not racist if they're white
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>>173232450
how does it feel to have failed in life and needing to cheat in a videogame?
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>>173232314
NiP
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>>173232798
what the fuck are you talking about? hvh is a gamemode you poopface
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>>173232798
most cheaters are just children, they havent developed any skills yet and are frustrated that without cheats they cant get anywhere
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>>173233053
More like a gaymode to be honest
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daily reminder that it's not unusual to have faster reflexes than 200ms
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>>173233685
Daily remind that some TVs add up to 150ms delay
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>anti-eco
>it was a force buy

is semmler retarded?
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When are we getting mp5sd?
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>>173233736
daily reminder that no one plays csgo on a fucking tv
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>>173233736
>using a tv
???????????????????????????????????????
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>>173233801
How else do you enjoy the controller experience than laid back on the couch with your big flat screen?
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>>173233737
no he just doesnt know very much about counter strike

he spends more time acting as a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""e celebrity""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" than studying the gun
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>>173233685
Daily reminder that hardware can easily double your reflex time.
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>>173233851
so, he's retarded?
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>>173233779
>sd
fucking disgusting
navy or nothing
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>>173232640
um???????????????????
>>
NERF THE FUCKING UMP ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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jesus christ simple is an absolute specimen looking spud
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>>173233884
ye
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>>173233985
it's weaker than both the 57 and tec9 fucking kys
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>>173233985
just make it more expensive and 300 kill reward like the p90
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why do euro teams look inbred
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How many inferno and mirage matches are we going to get?
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>>173234293
have you ever been to europe? everybody is fucking hideous except in the city centers of the largest cities
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>>173234293
not enough race mixing
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>>173234293
They haven't mixed properly with the new generation of europeans. In a few short generations we will see the new brown europe and have all our problems fixed
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>>173234293
everybody worth a damn left for america to make $$$$
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>>173233876
This.

Pic related was the lowest I could get with my 5 year old macbook pro. I can easily get sub 170ms times on my gaming rig.
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my penis is hard from watching these danes lose
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>>173234654
>posts the 240 ms screencap instead of the 170 ms

(lol
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>>173234869
it takes literally seconds to mspaint a screenshot if you wanted proof of his claim your retarded
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I love you tomato-boy
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>MSL buys M4
>doesn't drop it to magisk

um???????
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magisk is my favorite pokemon
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Hell case is giving out drops?
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HUMILIATION
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>>173234869
I was on the toilet
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>North

More like South lmao
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>>173235470
tell me how
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>North

lmao desu
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what the fuck are those drops on starladder
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>>173235676
click watch from in game and you can get crates
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>guardian drops a 2k against aks at medium range
hes literally a monster

hes like a demon from hell
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why are glaive and simple so punchable
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PISTOLS

ARE

BALANCED
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Will the forcebuy meme ever end?
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>>173235774
Are you fucking with me?
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>>173236026
what a lad
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>Partymember copped a ban recently
>Go through and check to see who it was
>Bottom fragger in both games we played
Why tho. Managed to lose my rank and now am a silver again.
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why even buy rifles with the shithole of a state this game is in
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>>173236249
he doesn't need to have cheated in the match you played with him, if anyone gets banned everyone he lobbied with gets punished
>he was so bad lol
well there's his motive for cheating ain't it
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>>173236491
Its just a shame he wasnt cheating in my games and actually trying.

Guess being 5-14 pushed him to using filthy hacks.
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>>173236249
I mean

maybe he cheated up to that rank then tried to play legit but couldnt

maybe he only toggles when he feels the other team is cheating, which means he ends up overranked and plays like shit

maybe he went too far trying to look legit and didnt end up getting many kills
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>>173236419
it's fine because it makes the game more exciting :^)
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why is henry so gay gotards
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who the fuck is henry
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can henry stop riding cock for literally 10 seconds to try and be a professional for once
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As a pro, would you be allowed to have the name "Hitler did nothing wrong"?
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>>173237303
Only in australia
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>>173236568
he had it coming then
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>>173236828
>>173236956
Neck yourselves you fucking losers dipshits brindead niggers.
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>>173237476
henry I've told you already not to speak when eating or choking on dicks
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>>173237476
Go choke on another semi (((henry)))
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how much of henrys diet is semen

more or less than semenler
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why is cummler in this thread shit talking henry?
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I'm seriously conflicted on who to choose for this next shitshow
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>>173234869
Done

And now for the other anon who goes full aspie about people following his rules for reaction time. 8 tries, only clicking after I see green and absolutely no tolerance for clicking too early, no "cheating the system", I clicked too early on the 9th try and gave up.
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>>173238552
Organize your fucking desktop you dirty slob
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>>173238552
You should still kys for using win10 though
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did pasha say draken is from norway?
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>>173238818
>draken is from nowhere
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>>173238552
>that desktop

(lol
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>>173238552
lol
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>>173238552
Here's an average of 30 tries, ended up losing focus and getting a few 220ms ones, dragged my average up to 176.
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>>173238707
>>173238757
>>173238864
>>173239140
pls no bully, I only use this PC as a game machine and for lab write ups

my laptop is so much worse
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Fuck I knew odds on nip were too juicy to pass up
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>>173239375
I cant believe my posting got you to make that video
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why stick the defuse there, you had so much time get_right
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>>173240102
Cause get_rekt sucks
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>>173240054
Wasn't much trouble though, it's just a recording. I'm not the anon who made the other video that you were on the spectrum about.
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>>173240182
he doesn't suck, but he did make a bad decision there
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>>173240256
oh that must have been another anon thats the first video I've seen about it I usually just post that everybodys times are doctored and cheated
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>>173240420
Ok, then
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It's gonna be a 16-2 again boys
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>>173240408
>he doesn't suck
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I succ
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anime was a mistake
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>>173240609
i mean he's indisputably one of the best cs players of all time
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>>173240736
Holy shit I'm laffin right now
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>>173240736
he was on top of csgo when nobody was playing csgo and the game was way smaller

since it exploded hes never had good results

he was a small fish in a small pond, now hes a small fish in a big pond
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>>173240568
>Nuke
It'll be something like a 12-3 half then end at like 14-16. Fuck this map
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you counting me out already?
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>>173241149
cringe incarnate
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>>173241285
why do children and teenage reddits love the word cringe
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>>173241149
snax looks like an actual cuckold
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>>173241365
its a "stop it mom you're embarrassing me" type thing
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>>173241149
>shave face
>retain neckbeard
is it like a muslim thing or is he actively trying to look his worst
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>>173241571
I think he's trying to hide his 2nd chin
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>nip throws a flash that actually works
>wow what is that flash so ridiculous

semmler and anders are literally retarded
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>picking a team before you know who starts ct side nuke

thorin's number 1 excuse incoming in 5 minutes
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does xizt have any facial muscles?
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who the fuck is the observer for this event? the camera work is garbage
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>>173242317
nuke is garbage to observe
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>>173242349
>nuke is garbage
yea, always has been
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>>173242349
>guy pops up from ladder in heaven as we're looking at him
>switch player

???????????????????????????????????????????????
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muh boi
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VP have taken the mantle of chokers from Astralis
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>>173242560
they arent choking, they are pure trash
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>>173242560
>5 rounds total
>choking

kys
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why are nbk and apex so unlikable?
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>>173242638
>5 rounds total
>against NiP
>not choking

lmao
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>>173242735
retard
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virtus pro?
more like virtus NO!
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>>173242735
not a choke if you were never in the game to begin with
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>"You know for sure who's going to win!"
What do they mean with that in their commercial?

Are they just throwing it into the face of everyone with that commercial? That their betting site is the winner, in every outcome.
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>>173242735
Nuke sucks
No shock
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I was csgo with swords
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bazooka to counter OP awp when
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>>173243507
the whole csgo?
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>>173243507
chivalry medieval warfare

it was free a week ago
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I want csgo with aim down sights.
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Iron sights would be a game changer for this game
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>>173243584
Yeah.

>>173243673
But thats not csgo. I want counter strike: medieval offensive
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i want csgo but skill based
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>playing casual
>get knife kill first round
>Negev second round
>enemy team reports me
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>>173244072
Welcome to casual
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>>173244072
>play casual
>isn't casual at all

What the fuck Valve?
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>>173244258
I'm fine with it. I thought it was hilarious.
>>173244309
t-thanks volvo
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>>173244309
>play like shit
>can still afford an am every round
Sounds casual to me
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>>173244461
casual is a joke, bought tec9 on pistol round, 6k
next round AK, another 5k
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>win 3 vs 1 in a comeback attempt
>enemy team so salty they make sure to bumrush me with at least 4 people each time they find me

it was fun
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I've had a shocking revelation. If you lube your asshole up hard shits dont rip it up as much.
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>steel is playing pubg with destiny
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BODDIED
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nice one tap by body in that ace there
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how the fuck do sk not realise that g2 like pushing b and how the fuck are they getting caught out by it?
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>>173246823
it's all in the script, dumbass
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>>173246823
faking overwatch
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>KennyS awping

kreygasm
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''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''french superteam'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' amirite guisssee?
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is g2 the super team that theyre talking about?
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>toggles for NBK
>secures a chance for SK
>need to rr cs (disconnect) :))
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is there any fucking team that can play t side?
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the bomb ticker isnt timed with the actual bomb LMAO
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coldzera hiding cheats in the panda
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>>173248843
Panda is boosting cold
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>bald
>have beard

lmao how insecure do you have to be?
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>china knocked out
>korea still in

korea > china????????
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>>173249078
the insecurity is warranted, they cant even grow out beards without "its cuz bald lel"

have hair
grow beard
its innocuous

dont
LOL HES DOING IT TO COMPENSATE CLEARLY HE HAS A PROBLEM L M a o nicebanter faggot!!! BALDBALDBALDBA
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>>173249253
found the baldie lol
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>>173249350

>bald peoplelmaoooo
>why are bald people insecure? hmmm
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>>173249393
lmao
>>
jesus christ kenny s is so good

+ good teammates + 1 aimlocker G2 look unstoppable
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>>173249253
>>173249393
this is real?? lmao fucking hairlets, when will they learn
>>
BRAZOLS NEVER HAD A CHANCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTI_AQqiq5o
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>>173250181
lol
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>>173250340
clean lock here bois
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>>173250340
lul and this guy is still allowed to play
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there's just too much money in the scene for the truth to ever see the cold light of day

you have to be a true optimist to think the entire scene is clean

bottom line, the tech is out there & where there are huge sums of money there will be cheating, always
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>>173250181
>kennys is so good all he needs is a good team
>has been on dozens of teams filled with star players
>never wins
>his teams typically do bad
will the meme never die
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does jw get progressively uglier every lan?
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>>173251067
(guy who doesn't remember pre-nerf kenny)
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>>173250917
less than 50% of """""""""""""""""pros""""""""""""" are legit at all, though most only cheat online
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>>173251203
oh right you mean the one that never won any tournament of note and typically went out in groups, I completely forgot about that good point thanks anon
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WHy do the ugliest fucking CS players all have GFs?

>dosia
looks like a hybrid of a sea otter and some sort of middle eastern rat, unkempt, literally looks dirty/sweaty constantly

has an average qt gf

>jw
he looks like he doesnt have a jaw, it looks like his neck just literally continues until his lips start, fat, huge tits, pig like face

hot gf

>kennys
emaciated french dude with perennial long face

gf

its like they exist just to torment me
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>if we fix our mistakes we can win

deep insight
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>>173251448
kennys has fetal alcohol syndrome its why his eyelids are fucked up
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>>173251448
>s1mple
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>>173251448
dont forget why only na csgo players only date asians
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>>173251794
why do beta losers date asians anon
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>teammate buys dak dak
>dies to bot with nova
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>>173252108
australia should be nuked
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>>173252297
Why would you nuke the only country that's also a continent?
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>>173252374
anon if we were alone in a room together I would end your life
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>>173252646
<3

kjaerbye doesn't know how to play in the window room t side
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is it just me or does dennis look like a mouse from an animated movie?
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>>173252963
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>>173253442
an american tail
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is it just me or glaive looks like a goose?
a very punchable one
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>>173253935
not to be confused with a devils tail with asia carrera
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did anyone clip the dupreeh lock? it was pretty blatant
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>fnatic back in the same roster


nice

are they half as good as they were year ago?
>>
>>173254581
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>cheating in official tournaments

how common is this even? isn't it blatantly obvious when admins provide the tech and practically watches over their shoulders
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>>173254840
it's part of the script
the latest leak is on hltv.org

>>173254881
cringe
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>>173254881
remove that methfag
>>
p250 close range is pretty good
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too many bo1s cba following this tourney until semis. I like stream quality tho but it's just boring.
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>>173255720
>tfw my frags #498, 499 and 500 were in a 1v3 eco clutch winning a game and preventing a draw
>>
our guys are so shit
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJHvUMwIrsY

new vid from ya boy
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csgo tourny is actually boring af

too many pauses plus the desk are unlikable as fuck without my boy m0e
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is it just me or does device look like a giraffe?
>>
>>173257487
a qt giraffe
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>What did you learn in retake servers today Timmy?

Today I learned to always stick it because nearly everyone is a mong who assumes you're faking
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>>173257851
wait until you stick it in a real game and then get fucking destroyed when you get peeked then your team starts screaming at you and calling you an idiot for the rest of the game
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>vp fnatic

ahahahaha
>>
>MVP vs Immortals
>CLG vs Gambit
>Fnatic vs VP

this is rigged, right?
>>
>only 1 operations per year


so when is valve just gonna discontinue all game development and updates and just admit theyre going to milk retards on steam for easiest money in the vidya industry
>>
>>173257979

nah, pros don't fake and i don't solo q
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>>173258618
pros fake 90% of the time
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pick my csgo headphones

>Sennheiser HD558
>HyperX Cloud II
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>>173259673
dude just use ur laptop speakers
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>>173259673
dr beats by dre
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>>173259673
i own hd 650s and use an at2020 mic
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>>173259673
beats by dre are the best headphones you can buy, assuming you can afford them
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>>173259673
i use panasonic earbuds, they're highest rated on amazon
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>>173260518
>i use earbuds
hey anon it's ok if you kill yourself, just fyi

wanted to let you know that you have no worth to the world
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>>173261463
what if he goes to lans
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>>173261463
>use cheap earbuds
>use some shitty off brand 10$ kb
>use laptop 3 button 15$ mouse
>still maintaining GE since forever and shitting on scrubs who have their several thousand dollar rigs in bios
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>>173262505
>Spends more on his cheats than his gear
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>>173263071
>gear
stop trying to make your toys sound cooler than they are
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>>173263772
I'm just memeing no need to be rude.
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>>173263835
Sorry anon, your toys are very cool
>>
>enemies throwing haccusations on a teammate who aced them and made them look like absolute clowns in a 1v3
>say "yeah he was tracing you through walls and shit lol"
>enemies just keep bitching and give up on the game
>free win
>rank up
>mfw he wasnt hacking
>>
>>173267347
>Team gives up a 1v4
>Either I died earlier or I was the first person to die, so when I say "Don't frag hunt" nobody fucking listens and gets picked off 1 by 1
>ALWAYS get the "You died too lol"
There's a difference between dying in a firefight, or being the first to die in an Xv1 because you don't know where the guy is, but to have approximate knowledge and still get picked off because you kept FUCKING PEEKING HIM LIKE I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO, you'd have to be stupid to conflate the two.
>>
Can anyone tell me if Ryzen chips are worth it?
>>
>>173268338
>buying anything amd
>>
>>173268338
For games? Fuck no
>>
I like how all my medals are beautiful silver stuff.
Silver combat skills
Silver team tactics
Silver weapon specialist
>Rank: Legendary Eagle Master
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>>173263772
it's just a word
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>>173251329


>NiKo, the one who went out in groups with mouse

Shit player confirmed
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>>173252023

>literally wearing the skin of his opponents
>>
rip
https://twitter.com/HLTVorg/status/850123887455211520
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>>173280358
don't eat at the computer u slob
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>>173282072
>HE DOESN'T EAT AT HIS COMPUTER
rofl get a life kid
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>>173280358
>shit keyboard
>shit food
>drinking alcohol
lmaoing @ your life
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wtf went wrong
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>>173282929
living in california is the reason
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>>173283536
where did you get this image? I swear I have all the images of her from twitter/flickr/insta
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>>173283791
>apex
>cheats more than flusha
>is french
>a cunt
nah
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>>173283837
>>173283536
>>173282929
clearly hrt overdose
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>>173283837
youre not browsing enough
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>>173282929
looks like a horse in both
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reminder avatarfagging is against the rules
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>>173284592
whos avatarfagging itt?
>>
>>173284784
harveynig
>>
>>173284419
Nigger I have nearly 1000 pics, where are you getting these rares
>>
>mfw harveynig out nigged
pathetic
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>>173284591
It's still a question of horse with plastic looking hair or normal.
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>>173285027
im not even a fan of harvey. nigga you need to browse twitter more then
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>>173285270
Are you searching through images from her twitter? Because I have all of those.

How do you search
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>>173285182
seriously, nobody would care if you killed yourself
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>>173285387
i honestly dont search for anything desu
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>>173285490
I don't even know who that is, I just know the problem when I see it.
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>>173285608
I have that image, some of these are from twitter but idk where you are getting the rest. Her insta has some old pics like that but not all of them.
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time to close the thread
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any ausfags wanna meat up with twist and his gf?

https://twitter.com/caraCSGO/status/850144892890210304
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>>173287215
>his gf is australian

how does that work?
>>
dot crosshair best
>>
i've actually been doing really well pugging in mm lately. i get people who play their spots and don't push every round. we take turns clutching retakes, I just beat some team of guys with higher ranks like 16-4 on mirage.
>>
>check spot every round
>1 round you don't check it
>die
>>
is m0e /ourguy/?
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>>173291626
Crosshairstyle 1 best
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39512637
Shit guys, after so many years, they finally put down the ak
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/63xbaf

thoughts?
>>
>>173298161
Hello reddo
>>
Will these Cases/Capsules go up in price:
Huntsman
eSports 2014 Summer Case
eSports 2013 Winter Case
Sticker Capsule 2
Community Sticker Capsule 1
>>
>>173301646
>>173301646
idk, probably not much. invest in kato stickers, the demand is high and the supply slowly gets lower over time
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>>173302003
i already have these ones tho
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>>173294991
always has been only /redd0iots would disagree
>>
https://twitter.com/NiPGaming/status/850256844933144578
>>
why is dosia so perfect
>>
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/850258608994435072

i hope clg wins 2bh my dudes
>>
CZ OP pls nerf
>>
zeus is too dumb to be calling shots
>>
>slav CS
>>
would be funny to see gambit lose confidence with zeus too
>>
>>173309265
what's his excuse going to be this time
>>
gambit more like gambSHIT amirite???
>>
>>173310841
he never has excuses he just deflects with autistic #fanlogic shit
>>
https://twitter.com/MSLcsgo/status/850269437383004160
>>
gotards???
>>
>>173311095
What's in the hellcases?
>>
Hi giving away my cs inv. Case Hardened Buttplugs available. MSG for if ur interested

http://steamcommunity.com/id/lilchook
>>
>they fell for the NA meme
>>
based moe with the awp
>>
U S A
S
A
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>NA
>our cunt rickeh had to carry them

typical
>>
classicał clg
>>
Thank FUCK that abortion of a match finished.

Time for our guys and our pige to smash some slavs.
>>
>>173311489
>retarded aussies kicked him from their team despite him being their best player

really made me think
>>
>>173311659
right? now rng is losing more of their players for shittier players.
>>
>Rickeh had more Awp kills than Koosta

Koosta is the biggest meme player out there
>>
VAC
>>
Pasha is unironically the abusive boyfriend. Plays like shit 95% of the time and then occasionally has a good round, so reddit worships him for it.
>>
>flusha not giving a fuck and just spraying the most random smoke for a kill


well, looks like good old fnatic is back

sk vs fnatic toggle battle royale next major
>>
>'kike' banned on starladder twitch chat
lmao
>>
flusha ''''''''gamesense'''''''''
>>
who are /csgog/'s bois?
>>
is this one of those days where VP cheats isn't updated yet
>>
>>173313663
FaZe
>>
feel like our boys is back

but their map pool is really bad
>>
>>173313691
subscription ended after DH vegas
>>
virtus pro more like virtus blow
>>
>pro CS monitor height

Looking down like that, isn't it bad for them? I thought you were supposed to be looking at the top third of your screen when looking straight at the monitor?
>>
>>173311176
this is how you get spambots
>>
VP really are terrible in BO1s, what gives?
>>
flusha is so good
>>
>earn thousands of dollars
>still look like an inflated baloon with face painted on


will jw ever stop being a fat beta cuck?
>>
>>173314207
that fat beta cuck is pounding his tight ass gf every night while you masturbate alone

stop hatin, hater
>>
>>173314290
>fucking gold diggers is hard


wew lad

could you try any harder to show off your virginity?
>>
GOD KRIMZ HOLY FUCK
>>
KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ KRIMZ
>>
please tell me krimz is cheating......
>>
VP exposed as fuck
>>
>flusha consistently hitting people through smoke
fnatic are back
>>
>9 (nine) rounds in the entire tournament
how does VP do it
>>
>jw and flusha's tits

:3 sucky sucky?
>>
>>173314607
retard
>>
>>173314626
wew, totally forgot they won against the chinks, but still
>>
vp dont have to win shit anymore, they earn so fucking much that with living in poland they wont need to work a day in their lives.
>>
>>173314674
they will have to when polshits get finally kicked out of eu and their economy will go back to collapsing
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>>173314721
their owner is russian
all their funding is from russia, so they are all good
>>
>>173314721
they will be fine, they are extremely popular and even if they get kicked they can just stream and be loaded. i have noticed that vp doesnt give a fuck anymore about anything.
>>
VP new choker team
>>
Do you think G2 will win this tournament ?
>>
>>173314824
No, thats just regular VP. Sometimes #1 team in the world, sometimes #100 team in the world.
>>
>>173314845
I wish either Faze or them wins it.
>>
>csgo 2017 is faze vs g2

I'm going dota 2 bye i miss nip so much
>>
>>173314824
>choker

they didn't even choke. they were just bad.
>>
GO NIKO DEAGLE HEADSHOT GO GO GO
>>
I'm upset how dead these threads are now
>>
>>173316197
>everyone watching matches
>why are threads and matchmaking dead?
>>
>>173316197
It's fucking friday daytime in Yurope, all 1.6 bros are at work

And American sourcekiddies are sleeping
>>
Only recently starting watching pro matches again, does Konfig still cheat?
>>
>>173316453
Here in /csgo/ we believe everyone is a dirty fucking cheater equally
>>
>>173316453
Yeah but since Epicenter last year North haven't been paying for the premium package so some rounds it disables.

They can't afford the Astralis package
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>your rank
>your weight
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>>173316621
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>
>>173316621
SE
55kg
>>
>>173316621
gn1
350 pounds

so many snacks for starseries I think I'll gain another 10 x3
>>
Gosh Niko is a fucking god
>>
>Niko lives
>Win round

>Niko dies
>Lose round


ummmmmmmmmmmm gotards?
>>
>>173316621
>nigger
disgusting
>>
>>173317295
>racism
>2017

umm
>>
>>173317295
Enjoy your faggots in wigs
>>
>>173316621
global
75kg

hot girl! wawawia
>>
>>173317112
I live for these posts
>>
>>173317112
So all you gotta do is hide niko somewhere in spawn and not let the enemies ever kill him and they will win for life. What a plan
>>
-allu
+???
>>
>>173317939
+Xantares
>>
>>173317939
pige
>>
>>173317960
>turkroach on a european team

>>173317970
pige is on fnatic
>>
>>173317939
mixwell
>>
>>173318024
>pige is on fnatic

So what we can only choose teamless players? neck yourself
>>
>>173318039
not a bad idea
optic are done for
>>
>>173317939
simple, as a dedicated awp, just to make a pure meme machine team
>>
dude ump lmao
>>
>>173318090
Can only choose players that may be available
I'm pretty sure pige would chose to stay with fnatic
Plus his english isn't great and I'm sure he'd rather stick to a swedish language team

>>173318143
This desu if navi keep being bad
>>
If you're in walk mode

does switching to knife make you walk faster or it doesn't matter what weapon you're holding because your movespeed is the same?
>>
>>173318143
>rain
>niko
>karrigan
>kio
>s1mple
literally "the problem" the team
>>
>>173318237
u walk faster
>>
>>173318237
movespeed is same when walking, though pros sometimes walk with knife out to avoid their gun barrel sticking out when turning corners.
>>
>>173318237
10 units faster compared to pistol
>>
>>173318318
Whats that in millimeters per hour?
>>
Faze are the new fnatic desu, just a bunch of aimers popping heads
>>
>>173318341
flush yourself
>>
>>173318393
I'll flush my dick up your ass
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>>173318351
>fnatic
>just a bunch of aimers popping heads
uhhhhhh
>>
is that anon who was trying to say that kio is the star of faze and not niko still around
>>
why is sports betting illegal yet csgo betting is fucking everywhere and advertised in your face even in official events?
>>
>>173318546
>niko goes ham
>they still lose
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
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>>173318594
>sports betting illegal
>>
>>173318594
>why is sports betting illegal

Only dumbfatistan
>>
>>173318594
all the csgo betting should be illegal in many countries the way its set up but basically lack of enforcement, being hosted in 3rd world countries, loopholes that nobody is bothering to deal with, shady reasons
>>
>>173318594
http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb
>>
Swiss system is such a fucking shit system. Faze could end up playing fnatic... sk... astralis... or they could get fucking CLG

Basically a roll of the dice whether they get an easy win or get fucked
>>
>>173318754
you can't play teams you have played before so that narrows the combinations down
>>
M I N D S E T
>>
>>173318814
Yeah I already accounted for that you dumb sourcekiddie
>>
>>173318754
>equally random

sounds fair to me
>>
>>173318898
>random
>fair

yeah all those tournaments all over the world in all sports ever that do seeding, they should just do it random lol
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>yfw Immortals vs CLG and Faze vs Fnatic if this seeding keeps up
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>>173319035
No doubt NA is wiring the money into Ukraine right now to make it happen
>>
>first map of the tournament with below 1 rating for magisk
>he's been quiet all tournament waaaah
retarded hobo
>>
>>173318754
nah swiss is the best tournament structure there is, you're just retarded + bad + retarded
>>
>>173319035
>Immortals play 2 gook teams and CLG to get into the playoffs
>fnatic had to beat Gambit, VP and could get Faze or SK up next

kek get rid of swiss system already, it's a meme
>>
>>173318956
they use a seeded swiss system in chess, that's what they should use
>>
>>173319485
unfortunately Valve hates seeding, and love randomness, because uhh... because uhh..... uhhhhhhhh muh Gaben
>>
>>173319531
there is literally nothing wrong with randomness
>>
>>173319708
Kill yourself
>>
>>173319708
haha dude standing still first bullet isn't 100% accurate sucha GREAT idea xD randomness lowers the skill ceiling and helps turboplens like you not get wrecked every game
>>
>>173319987
it must be easier to ironically post like a 13 year old when you're already mentally 13 years old
>>
>>173320098
says he who thinks randomness is good unironically
>>
>>173319987
kill yourself retard
>>
>>173320343
I'm not the guy you replied to in that post
>>
>>173320343
maybe try reading the posts you're replying to before you start your autistic screeching
>>
dont know why I enjoy watching nip lose so much

but this is delightful
>>
weeew
>>
>>173320653
ME TOO
>>
>caster saying overpass is a ct sided map
shouldn't these casters have a basic idea of the maps?
>>
get right is so fucking shit
>>
>>173320909
anon it is ct sided................................................
>>
SO WHO WILL BE FIRST OF THE CORE 4 TO GET KICKED?

>IMPLYING THEY WON'T KICK ANYONE AFTER THEY LOSE AGAINST HELLRASIERS
>>
>>173320953
doesn't seem like it in the pro matches desu
>>
>>173321014
friberg should have been kicked 2 years ago
>>
>>173320653
Because its fun to see reddit force them into every tournament even though they haven't been good since 2014, then get shit on.
>>
>>173321096
we won 3 (three) tournaments last year
>>
>>173321096
its so funny to see reddit constantly post shit like nip is back baby and this time theyre gonna be on top
>>
thanks coach
>>
Reminder that the AWP has been cancer since 1.6
>>
>>173321434
every other fps community makes fun of AWP for how skilless and easy to use it is, only csbabbies consider it difficult to use which is hilarious
>>
>>173321505
>every other fps community

CS is the only good and relevant FPS
>>
>>173321643
lol
>>
Has NiP ever won a bo3 or more?
In recent years.
>>
>>173321732
They won 3 250k+ tournaments last year, second only to SK
>>
nip are looking like they're already accepting defeat
>>
lmao nip!!!
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being 5th on NIP is like being in a power rangers season
you're in the spotlight but nobody will ever take you seriously afterwards
>>
the nip cycle:
>take an up and coming star
>make him play all the bitch roles and do the dirty shit that gives easier frags to the rest of the team
>he does it
>his stats suffer
>break his will with nip depression and losing
>cut him
>recruit another up and comer
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>>173317310
Its Current Year +2 where'd you lose your child you married because you would be a bigot if you denied any "xim/xir" their right to choose
>>
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holy shit getright has bitch tits
>>
>>173322315
>he has bigger tits than my gf

m-muh
>>
>>173322315
you aint know? hes transitioning
>>
Draken is their AWPer though...
>>
>>173322538
I raise his case
look at awpers
Kenny is a little bitch
so is fallen/cold, device, allu...
etc etc
>>
>nip doesn't cheat
xD
>>
>>173322482
my gf is also flat

she doesn't even wear a bra, there's basically nothing there
>>
Another match ruined by OP awp.
>>
>friberg and xizt use your new aimlock we really need it

get ready for it
>>
nip fnatic to determine who makes playoffs
>>
>let nip score a few rounds and tk to crush their spirits even harder
based ukrainians
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>Our boys lost

h-how do we stop reddit?
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck nip hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>against all odds theyve taken down nip
its not against all odds when nip fucking suck
>>
*looks up from script*

Uh

What?

*looks back down at script*

No... no, that's not..

*looks back up*

What just happened!?
>>
>>173322724
sad!
>>
>>173323146
Reddit lost, retard.
>>
>>173323146
>>173323158
>reddit in pijamas
>"""""""our""""""" boys

fucking neck yourselves ASAP
>>
>>173323146
our boys are fnatic, navi, and whatever team dosia is on

nip is team reddit
>>
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Our guys Lelraisers purging the swedistanis
>>
>>173323286
that's not funny, there was a terrorist attack in stockholm 30 minutes ago
delete this
>>
>>173323403
terrorism is the new normal in europe who cares
>>
I know that SK are cheating favelas but since reddit hates them are they our guys?
>>
>>173323403
>import mass immigrants from middle east
>surprised when countries start ending up dangerous and violent like the middle east
people from the future are going to think the current generation was completely retarded
>>
>>173323737
Doesn't work like that idiot
>>
Holy FUCK THIS MUSIC IS A FUCKING CHOON
>>
>>173323737
no fuck br
>>
>Biggest tournament of the year so far


>CSGO has less twitch viewers than fucking Hearthstone

LOL

t. /d2g/
>>
>>173324018
>>Biggest tournament of the year so far

umm
>>
>>173324063
hes using one of csgogs secret tier memes anon, which is to claim that some medium or low level tournament is the biggest of the year and then mention the viewercount
>>
>>173324018
t. LoL junior
>>
>>173324018
yo real talk what do people see in hearthstone game just seems not that good to me
>>
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i mean its not normal that youll see hearthstone be at top for a magical card game. theyre usually on the second row if not third
>>
>>173324313
reee dota was first reeee
>>
>>173324340
im switching games
>>
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>>173324340
>World of Warcraft still exists
>>
>>173324340
how is pubattlegrounds is it just yet another dayz or is it a good game
>>
>>173324465
Legion is legit the best expansion since tbc desu
>>
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>>173324340
>Destiny still exists
>>
>>173324337
Isnt it just camwhores playing now?
>>
>>173324340
games that interest me on that list
>csgo
>poker
>super mario
damn am I getting old
>>
>>173324603
haha yeah

Only us 90s kids still appreciate good games
>>
>>173324465
tfw played wow 2004-2006
tfw played so much all my grades went to 0
tfw dropped out of high school
tfw took way too long to recover
tfw enrolled in college 4 years late
tfw regret it every day
>>
>>173324656
LOL such a nerd xD
>>
>>173324603
>no PLAYERUNKNOWN
>no H1Z1
>no IRL

buy them right now
>>
>>173324752
>buying games in alpha or beta states

I seriously hope you dont do this guys.
>>
>you will never punch glaive
>>
can someone explain fashion to semmler
>>
>>173324752
I played kotk at my friends house and just didn't like the overall game mechanics enough and the gameplay didn't draw me in. fine game but whatever it's not for me
>>
>>173325008
>implying you're not wearing cargo shorts everyday
>>
Whose standing behind SK? Did they get a coach recently?
>>
>Game casted by Reddit amd Cummler

hmm
>>
>>173325138
too cold for shorts
>>
>xyp9x with cheats

nice
>>
Are those hyperx headphones good?

They seem sturdy.
>>
Is the pro scene on aderall or amphetamines when playing?

I recall some league players saying they used them.
>>
FalleN finally hitting a shot with the AWP
>>
>>173324705
>literally me rn
>>
>>173325940
Some people got busted for it. If it were me I'd just use the tried and tested methamphetamine. Works perfectly so long as you win
>>
>>173326212
nice
>>
>>173326262
Why use meth when you can claim you have ADHD and get aderall with a prescription and an excuse to use them on tournies.

Also why the fuck would you go searching for meth when you have to deal with methheads.
>>
>>173326406
Shits as common as weed here. All you gotta do is talk to your local truckie to get some.
>>
>>173325940
a lot of them are, they are a huge performance boost, you can see the side effects on the players if you've ever used them you can see it right away
>>
>>173326640
Can you give some examples?

Why dont they test for that shit, it seems easy enough. Is it some kind of human right violation?
>>
>>173326703
teeth movements, mouth movements, eye movements, the way it sort of makes your arms curl a bit and certain movements it makes you do with your arms
>>
>>173325940
How much does it help exactly? I find any drugs generally make me better at this game assuming a low dose. 1-2 beers makes me great, same as a bowl of weed.

Exceeding this is never a good idea however
>>
>>173327056
Aderall makes you focused as fuck, patient and you think really quick.

With a little weed or a beer your frustration goes away and you dont get dissapointed from dying, or stress over losing by much.

Its apples and oranges really.
>>
>>173327056
adderall and similar drugs make you like 50% better at games

I remember using them and playing tribes and it making me a god at the game

but they rip your body apart

on one hand I want to start using them again for the high, but man it made me feel like a drug addict the side effects fucking sucked

I collapsed in a subway. remember sitting on the floor while people shuffled around ignoring me and feeling like utter shit
>>
what matchups you hoping for?

nip vs fnatic, clg vs faze, sk vs immortals are what I want to see
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>>173327358
collapsing in a fad food chain indeed is terrible
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>>173327421
clg vs faze would be sick, I cant imagine a bigger meme 2bh
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>>173327358
Holy fuck how much did you use?

You got to be prudent with those things because addiction creeps like a bitch.
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>>173327292
>>173327358
Sounds like there are worse drugs to get hooked on. I'll give getting some off my doctor a go.

Else I could probably pay out the ass and get some off my druggy mates. Not really worth at that point
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talking about addictions never abuse benzos
cause alzheimer and gives really bad withdrawal
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>>173327603
Dont go buying meth for being better at cs what the fuck.
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>>173327690
Yeah, benzos are fucked. Not even once
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>>173327568
dont remember the dosage but it was through a doctor and daily. I remember thinking they gave me too much but it was like 3 or 4 years ago dont remember

>>173327603
dont buy any pills on the streets imo. that shit can go so fucking wrong for you man

all in all I would say it was fun and made me better briefly but if I could undo it I would have never taken them
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>>173327690
They prescribe them really easy in America. Also opioids too, although they stopped now because people turned to heroine when they run out.
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i guess fer is okay with wearing the clothing brand that cucked his gf?
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>>173327846
what
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>>173327558
Ya I know, and faze have been somewhat consistently good, and would be a huge scalp if CLG somehow managed to win

I want my boy rickeh going off too

Also the swedes vsing each other and the BRs versing each other should be really interesting
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>>173327810
they prescribe them easily everywhere
just have to go to the doctor and you get them, will it be sleeping pills or anxiolytics
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>>173327889
>unironically supporting clg
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>>173327972
I don't, I support the only country that's also a continent
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>>173327889
faze have been consistently inconsistent
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>>173328013
Australia?
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>>173328013
and what have they won?
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>>173328013
>australia
>a continent
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>>173327758
Fuck me man, do you have ADHD?

Those doctors are fucking stupid you should have sued or something.
>>173327925
Not here in Greece. They gave me paracetamol for wisdom tooth surgery, while in America they give much stronger stuff. Benzos are for people with serious fucking depression. Its really taboo taking "crazy pills" like benzos and antidepressants also.
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>>173328013
I will strangle you to death with your own entrails

I will push your face into the ground and shove my knee into your back
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>>173328013
so this is more accurate then?
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>>173328034
I mean they made the final of katowice and since then have only played online shit

>>173328067
ya

>>173328090
in cs? not much

>>173328092
It is a continent

>>173328219
>not liking continentposting
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>>173328269
It should probably be a RNG bandana I guess, with cork hanging off strings around the akubra
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>>173328362
i just save em buddy
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>>173328190
I have really serious adhd. what sucked is that adderall also helped me succeed at school. I'm also this guy
>>173324705
after I dropped out of high school I tried to kill myself for real but failed and they locked me up and put me through all these mental institutions then tried all kinds of drugs on me

adderall legit helped a lot and I ended up doing really well at college when I was on it. was at the top of my class and it set me up for grad schol. but it also took a toll on me. I remember my heart was always practically exploding and my gp doctor getting really nervous when she took my pulse
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psst, anon...

<3
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CLG and imt have the easiest draws in the whole fucking tournament
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>>173328427
ok

this drawing should be done over again, after faze and immortals were separated, immortals should've been put back into the main bowl and mixed in
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>>173328619
if you have a problem with the script take it up with the writers not us anon
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So who is playing who? Don't tell me it's some clg imt bullshit
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https://slingshotesports.com/2017/04/07/relyks-twistzz-leave-misfits-team-liquid/

where's skyler going cause twist is going to liquid
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Should I eat or have a wank during the break?
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>tfw this major made me reinstall CSGO

Alright time to shoot some noobs!
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>>173328769
god says you shouldnt touch yourself in that way anon.........////
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>>173328706
can you link me to them since you somehow have the script infront of you?
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https://twitter.com/SlingshotEsport/status/850366791293468674

LMAO
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>>173328791
I dont have a copy of this season's plot, somebody in this thread must have a connection though
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>>173328790
b-b-but...
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https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/850368296910278657
Did Hotshot fuck his mother or something?
He tries to shit on CLG any opportunity he gets
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this electronic pop music is shit right or am I just out of touch
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http://www.hltv.org/news/20168-french-duo-to-join-misfits-report

i wonder how theyll fit in with the beta cucks
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>>173329260
Jpop is the only good music in this world
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>>173329243
hotshotWHO?
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>Enemy awper has double the ping of me
>Still manage to out peek him
GG no RE pingfags
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>>173329330
anon normally I'd post about the ways I'd violently murder you for that opinion but I'm too depressed right now so just do it yourself ok thanks look forward to reading your reply
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>>173329330
kys. Its all about Jrock and Jrap
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>all of my favourite teams eliminated or will be

JUST
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>>173329564
>swedish derby
>no brazilians derby
Fucking script favouring favela shits. Fuck this.
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>>173329341
i think he means hotshotgg, who like owns clg or someshit

i think he still has a hard on regarding clg over some leagueshit
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>>173329564
but anon navis is in it to win it right now
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>>173329402
I posted that just to get replies, It's the music I enjoy the most even though I know that it's really lowkey like any other pop music.
Still don't know why you'd want to murder an oblivious weeb who thinks jpop is some God stuff.
I guess depression does that to people, hope you get better bro.
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>>173329780
XD
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normally I want clg to lose because theyre na but I want them to make it a little further into the tournament before losing

the meme pairings is just pure jollies at this point
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>>17332978
I fucking hate these brs so much
One of those wins was against vega and mouz, g2 and faze were all trash back then
What a despicable deceitful cunt
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>>173330005
>>173329780
>>
felps doesnt suit with SK
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I hate semmler with the force of a thousand suns
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>>173331349
dude muh french heritage XD
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how do u guys think nip will feel when they see their old boy allu further in the tourny than them
>>
What edgy thing was said on the desk?
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>>173331349
lets see how many times hell say yolo, 007, get rekt and other typical words he says when commentating
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>>173331480
>we should have got this niko as our 5th
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>>173331349
he's the type of a guy who thinks everyone loves him and all the stuff he says is the funniest shit ever, when in reality his casting is pure garbage
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FAZE ON TOP

MEMES ON TOP
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>>173331571
his casting is alright. his clothes, though...
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Why not just give three rounds to the winner of the knife round and skip the pistol garbage
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Rain finally waking up
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>Immortals vs CLG
>SK vs Faze
>Fnatic vs NiP

this is fucking retarded
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>>173332279
its actually not retarded the same kind of pairings happen at all tournaments complaining about matchups is just this weeks whining flavor of the week
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Another game ruined by OP awp...
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dota 2 TI3 has the best format imo
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>>173332392
Considering they were chosen via a guy literally drawing them from a hat at random, its pretty retarded.
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>>173332468
lower bracket was a mess
BO1 went too far
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>>173332526
nah

theres plenty of csgo tournaments with random pairings at some level

youre just reddit
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I've gone all-in on Fnatic twice this LAN and lost. I just deposited more money to bet some more.

Imm/CLG + Fnatic? CLG has looked decent this LAN, think they have it?
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>>173332648
Random pairings are only ever done at group stages.
Having them for decider matches is retarded.
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>>173332824
CLG got 16-14 vs gambit with bot zeus
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>>173332824
Never.
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>>173332915
On Cobble though. While the hues struggled against Ouya & MVP.
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>>173332824
CLG will take it
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>>173332872
its literally an extended group stage that is more fair because you're able to have more chances to not fail since its better efficiency and you can play more games, your post makes no sense at all

teams get matched by performance

its considered the best tournament structure for this kind of thing spend 10 minutes reading about it
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where do you lot bet?
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>>173333129
Skins on vpgame and money on bet365.
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>>173332824
>betting on bo1 cs without even knowing the map and it's 2 NA teams

yeah sure, do that
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>'Sweden has been attacked': At least 3 dead in apparent Stockholm terror attack
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>>173333161
been betting skins on csgo188

should I switch?
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>>173333060
>>173333178
Thanks. Did it.
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>>173333070
>more fair because you're able to have more chances to not fail since its better efficiency and you can play more games
Also I don't think that teams would get matched by performance through a random drawing
>>
TACO more like TKO
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>>173333224
Scream probably supports those behind the attacks
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>>173333313
NiP isn't going to lose to memetic
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>>173333331
you literally dont understand the swiss structure and why it's used when it can be, go read about it for 10 minutes
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Allu......................
>>
HOLY SHIT THAT ROUND OH MY GOD
>HOLY SHIT THAT ROUND OH MY GOD
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>HOLY SHIT THAT ROUND OH MY GOD
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>allu

fucking hell lol
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>>173333224
kek post this on reddit
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SK isn't losing to this meme team right?
>>
ALLU WHAT ARE YOU DOING MATE
STOP DRINKING THE LOCAL VODKA
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>>173333894
I would, but they'd instantly delete it anyway
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>>173333715
That doesn't justify it as a good system. All it means is that if a team has an off game, their next opponent is decided entirely by luck.
>>
>Lose both pistols
>Start game 6-0
BOY BO1 SURE IS A GOOD IDEA
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>>173334165
it's regarded as the best possible system given a restriction on the number of rounds played, how about go read for 10 minutes and then come keep posting
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>>173334173
Maybe practice pistols?
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>>173334257
you cant practice rng
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>>173334337
you can practice RNG management
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this is finally our tournament, right guys??

#FaZeUp!!!
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>>173334337
How about peek Dennis?
He consistently got 3-4 kills pistol rounds
>>
Oh man if CLG show up and both SK and IMT go out in groups
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FAVELAS BTFO
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>monkey cheaters getting btfo

thank you based FaZe
>>
where is that anon claiming k1o wasn't the star on faze
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>>173334240
You don't need to read about it to understand that it's retarded.
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>Fnatic vs NiP elimination boi1

this wasn't supposed to happen

they were suppose to fight bo3 in semis

fuck this script
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>>173334973
I mean clearly you do since it's gone completely over your head and you don't understand it at all

you're focusing on the fact that there's random pairing, which already exists in other methods, and ignoring the advantage that it allows teams more chances and is more efficient on the same number of games

nip for example instead of complaining about pairing would be already eliminated in groups compared to being live to play as they currently are

I understand that it may be too complicated for people like you, but the people who run the tournaments don't have that restriction and it's better for everybody when it's played this way
>>
can cuck lel gaming do it? will the brs go out in groups?
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Oi, I gots some skins and want to get into the betting game but I'm too lazy to actually think for myself. Give me some games to lose all my bank on and I'll promise you 1 (one) blowjob
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I wish fnx went to liquid instead
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>>173335129
>nacucks
>having a chance against brazilian bulls

I fucking hope so, fuck the favelas
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>>173335205
Why the fuck bet skins you poofter?
Bet money at any sportsbook site.
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>>173335359
US laws
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>>173335470
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>>173335470
I would not believe you if you said that you can't gamble online in the US. That is a flat out lie.
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>>173335359
skines arent real money anon its just for laffs
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>>173335114
>focusing on the fact that there's random pairing
Random pairing in other methods only exists in group stages.
>ignoring the advantage that it allows teams more chances and is more efficient on the same number of games
More chances =/= Fairness. You can have all the chances possible in the tournament and it still won't matter when you randomly get paired up against teams you get dicked by.
>nip for example instead of complaining about pairing would be already eliminated in groups compared to being live to play as they currently are
Which proves that it a stupid system. Under any other system, they would already have been eliminated because they haven't been good for years. The fact that they're still even in the tournament when under normal circumstances they would have been eliminated much earlier is a testament to this fact.
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>>173335856
yeah nah you clearly dont know anything, still waiting for that 10 minutes spent reading, there's a reason swiss is taking off in competitive games. I'm sure with a bit of effort you'll be able to struggle your way into understanding why
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>>173335972
not an argument
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>>173331791
G2 vs Sk
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>>173328789
>its not even a major
>>
>>173335359
I'm not wasting real money. Fuck that noise. Rather waste some 30c skins I get as a drop
>>
Yo I hear you can get drops on this tournament. Is this true and can you hook a brother up?
>>
Remember when Cache came out and it was the most CT sided map in the game for like 1-2 months?
>>
>>173336676
every map is CT sided when it comes out
cobble/opass was CT sided
reworked train obviously CT sided
reworked nuke CT sided
>>
>>173336676
lol yeah, now its train kek
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>>173336676
When did cache come out?

t. newfag
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>>173336780
Reworked Inferno feels 60/40.
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>>173336828
first operation i think, bravo
>>
entire life savings on my bois aaaaaaaaaa
>>
Do valve still release wins on each map to show wich are CT sided? Last lot I saw at most they were 50/50
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>>173336891
inferno wasnt super CT sided when it got removed and they barely changed the design of the map at all

It just comes down to the Ts needing to learn new smoke/flash lineups, which takes a while
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>>173336961
hahahah I'm laffin at you dumb cunt. Almost as bad as the anon who bet 23k on hillary in the election
>>
>br on cache

I dont like this
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>>173337204
Frankly you shouldnt like brs full stop
>>
>anders and semmler
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>>173337058
>Almost as bad as the anon who bet 23k on hillary in the election
kek, is there a link to this or an image or something?
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>>173337340
who is this smn dmn
>>
rickeh had molotov and smoke for that defuse
jesus christ
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>>173337340
at least its not pansy
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>>173337385
some chick from the wire
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>>173337385
scully you fag
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>>173337359
I'm not sure. I had a picture somewhere but I cant find it.

Being realistic he could've just edited the page using l33t html skills but I like to think he didnt. Makes my 5 grand on winnings on that election all the more sweeter
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>>173337459
clips/TransparentAffluentCookieAMPTropPunch says otherwise
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you think IMT will think to close the squeaky door anytime soon?
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>>173338359
>BRs
>Thinking
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>>173338482
>anime kid

stop posting -_-
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>anders and semmler not realising cutler was holding the vent while rickeh pushed b main
>he just held it like complete shit
>>
you guys see that toggle that ethan did?
>>
methhead>>>koosta
>>
why does koosta use the awp like a shotgun
>>
>>173338701
cuz he's not some chicken shit
>>
Asian awper = all processing power focused on smaller fov
gotards finally learning something from starcraft
>>
>fns
>>
can i get sum1gs in the thread
>>
finesse more like findus lmaooooo
>>
hourly reminder that one of these teams will advance to playoffs while SK, VP, Gambit and Fnatic/NiP wont
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>>173339239
heIIo reddit
>>
Why didn't Koosta use his molotov? They knew he was behind forklift.
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>>173339296
>gambit
>NIP

worthy of playoffs
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>>173339383
well he did, just really late

cause he's an idiot
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>>173339332
thank you for the gold kind stranger!!
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>>173339383
he did, eventually
guess finesse needs to hold his hand to do this basic shit
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>>173339421
Washed up shitlords and leddit, if you support either I want you out of my thread
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>>173339421
NiP are our guys, fuck off
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>>173339421
more worthy than favelas or the NA ragtag team of multhiethnics straight out of a disney flick
>>
hen1 exposed
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>>173339580
he has been shit all this lan
>>
Apologize to koosta right now.
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>>173339580
karma from cheating previous lans
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NiP or Fnatic?
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>>173339917
Fnatic
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>>173339296
That's why nobody besides the ruski starladder organisers use the swiss system.
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>>173339852
he's not even the best awper on clg though
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>>173339948
Y?
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>>173339989
didnt the eleague major use the swiss system?
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>>173340052
NIP are terrible. While fnatic have a habit of ""losing"" easy game I trust in them

I did say the same thing with fnatic vs imt in kato and we all know how that went
>>
Can one of the various ledditors create a post hyping up NIP and telling people to bet on them to get us fnatic fans more dosh on the match?
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>>173340102
Maybe, the only other instance of the swiss system being used that i remember was that ne weird tournament where the viewers voted for maps and gob b coined "fak".
>>
rickeh started CLG on this comeback, and ethan has been a monster since
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>>173340205
I've gotten burned all tourny but clg got me back in. Should I conservative bet or just fuck it and go all in
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>>173340716
Definitely conservative. Fnatic are favorite right now so I wouldn't risk heaps for a small return. Plus there is always the possibility of an upset, especially on a BO1 where anything can happen.

Also leave the all in's for the final. Its no fun to go all in too early and have none left for the big games
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>>173340716
Wait until playoffs so you at least get some entertainment for your money, even if you lose it. Don't bet for profit, bet for fun. Take it from someone who has lost nearly a thousand.
>>
Are Australian/American mixed teams the answer to the NA problem?
>>
hazed was the problem?
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>>173341049
Don't worry anon I'm down 1.7k
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You guys ready for the BR tears all over the internet? My salt collectors are already winding up
>>
FAVELAS BTFO AGAIN.

What a good year of cs this has been
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>>173341050
One single Australian and CLG is now one of NA's best team

Ethan also played nuts
>>
Invites are dumb. All teams should fight to get into tournaments.
>>
"""brazilian """"""era""""""""""
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https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/850413728935927812

LMAO
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>>173341210
what he say at the end? :SS
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>>173341283
Simulation compromised.
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God I hate boltz. I just want to kick his teeth in and make him go for a fucking run. Pasty fat fuck
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>>173329780
KEK
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nip to lose 16-7 and it's gonna be overpass

screencap this
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>>173341346
Did you think he BLEACHED her?
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>>173341190
Tournaments want viewers anon. Invites build hype and get people to tune in, plus it saves time, money, and if there is an open qualifier, gives lesser teams a chance. A team from open wild card bracket came in second at TI5 in dota
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>twistzz kicked fns from ex-tsm
>rng kicked rickeh

why are csgo teams so dumb
>>
>>173341575
its not the first time shes been BLEACHED. she dated a bunch of sc2 players beforehand
>>
the fuck is this interviewer
>>
Holy shit who is this cuck complaining that BR being kicked out kills the viewers. Who wants that fucking toxic crowd watching?
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lol starladder guy mad about people bitching about the swiss system
>>
Gotta love the interviewer they have.
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>>173329780
Nice
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>>173341070
hes dogshit
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Fuck thoorin. I aways bounce between hating the guy and then agreeing with him totally. Completely right about hen1 but fuck him
>>
moses is having a hard time hiding how happy is he about NA in the playoff and SA in the dumpster
good lad
>>
Whos that euro guy on the panel? I always forget his name
>>
how the fuck do i rank up in this game
>>
>>173341927
who the fuck plays this shitty game
>>
>>173341927
Look for lobbies with people of a rank or 2 higher than you and join up with them. Its great because you can quickly figure out how shit they are by just talking to them before searching for a game.
>>
>>173341969
this
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>>173341927
by being good you fucking mongoloid scrub
>>
feels bad for boltz he played great all tournament long
J/K favelas OUT OUT OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT
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>>173341650
>a bunch
take this back

smix is pure
>>
>>173341927
why do you even care about your rank
>>
>>173341927
shoot people in the head
>>
>>173341708
FNS wasn't complaining, he's just trying to lessen the amount of death threats he'll get on twitter for beating immortals
>>
>>173341913
yanko has the best lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YidAwo_MFxA
>>
>>173342149
Thats actually a good point. I actually feel bad for the player now that I think about it
>>
NiP vs Fnatic?
>>
>>173342084
i like to improve.
>>
>>173342382
Improve your skills and your rank will improve as well
>>
>>173342382
so do that first, then your rank will increase. fucking DUH
>>
>>173342347
fnatic obv
>>
is machine dead?
>>
>>173342347
nip
>>
>>173342347
Fnatic will shitstomp them
>>
>>173342464
>>173342449
i havent lost a game in like three days and i havent ranked up yet
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>>173342347
1 minute to change my team. I gotta believe in pige
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>>173342639
Just keep going. Get more mvps and be the winner
>>
NEW THREAD

>>173342879

>>173342879

>>173342879

>>173342879
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>>173342639
need moar mvps
eco hunt like a bitch if you have to
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Who /oink/ here?
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>>173342989
Me!
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>>173342347
our team will neck pige and the hackers
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>>173342765
>>173342932
okay
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remember to channel energy for /ourdudes/
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>>173341575
you shitposters are the reason these threads suck you should be banned for this crap, or just don't fucking post. this isn't >>>/tv/
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>>173341927
lol i laugh so fucking hard when me and 2-3 scrub pubbers manage to wrangle out a win and it turns out were gn3/gn4 playing against mg's or even le's.

smurfs are all over these days, people with 2-3k hours who aren't even ranked carrying in comp games, shit's weird.
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Been playing prime mm lately with dust2 removed from my map pool and it's actually fun. No hackers, no russians, very few squeakers and the ones I do queue with aren't autistic ragers. Some close games, some blowouts. Pretty good csgo.
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>>173343408
jesus christ friberg's posture is total shit
i know most cs players have shit posture to begin but damn. like everyone knows you're fat dude, there's no point in fucking lurching forward to draw attention away from your gigantic man breasts in that XXXXL xtrify jersey. fuuuuuuck that is embarrassing. lose some weight you fat fuck even hiko dropped like 30 lbs.
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fuck valve and fuck gabe

they know how much pros cheat at csgo and they know how many of you disgusting faggots cheat here too

they know how much money you spend on skins to appease them and they know how much money the "pro" competative wrestling tier community brings in

all you faggots can pretend all you want, you are all filth and are garbage. cheats are the worst filth. ive been playing this game less and less because im so tired of getting cheated out of games

dont even tell me esea has no cheaters, moE for example only got caught because there was like an hour long video recording of him talking about his cheats and showing them. esea is just as dirty, but their cheats atleast dont have wallhacks, just locks and maybe sound esp (whatever the fuck esp even means)

im just playing different games, games that cannot be cheated in. you filth deserve to watch your mothers get raped and killed in front of you

the thing about cheating is, is its not the damage to the game you're ultimately causing, its to yourself. surely after being a filthy cheater you will find yourself much more willing to do other "sins" and be okay with it, and start to get arrogant like that. its a really slippery road i think

enjoy playing your hack vs hack fest, and gabe deserves to die from drowning in your money
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>>173239142
i got like 220~ something

i went 18-10-2 in esea and got c+ then quit because i dont take the game seriously anymore

i dont think reaction time is THAT important
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