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>list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers
>Tips and guides
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>Trading
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>Competitive
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FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
damn weebs, 2 nukes weren't enough
>7 posts early
what for
Why are good demoman mains so scarce?
Daily reminder to report, hide, and ignore any and all shitposting.
>>173174051
thats literally like at least half of these threads though, without shitposting nobody would want to be here
>>173173867
>doesnt want pyro boobies
>posts some lame japanese hats
okay dude
Get the fuck out with your dumb ass gay furry erp
>It's okay to be offtopic, because everyone else is
I bet you don't kill friendlies either.
>>173173738
hi masketta
>>173174207
you sound angry
Post uncommon hats you don't see in game.
>>173174262
Why would I? It's one less opponent fighting for the objective.
>>173174426
hi wanderer
>>173174426
PunishedMedic
>>173174045
i made that picture !
here, have another
>>173173420
>>173174426
>>173173838
I'm not married, though
>Stabby joins
>Our team absolutely roles
Thank you stabby
>>173174721
saved
>>173174721
why is there 2 tfc mercs?
>>173174870
>changes name to stabby
>gets a stab or two
>we win
>>173174964
original and HD models
>>173174870
>It kind of annoys me that they made the pyro blatantly female.
They could literally just remove the bow and the gender would be hard to tell again.
>>173174426
I forgot this thing existed. I remember when It came out, now it's gone in a sea of hats.
>>173174786
Lmao.I want one.
>>173174964
There was a second set of models made after tfc was released, so there are two sets to toggle through.
>>173174207
that nigga Tom knows what's up
>>173174426
>>173175101
>Pyro not wearing an obviously unfitting gas mask as a child.
>instead it's a girl because ''lol its a gurl tho!''
>>173174870
>FEMALE PYRO
GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD
post music that gets you in the mood for KILLING
>>173176127
https://youtu.be/4ho9vrjuGtE
And I posted in the wrong thread, of course.
http://tf2r.com/k36zbew.html
>>173176127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JflsBihO_MQ
>>173176519Is it bad that most of my song 'collection' is synthwave?
>>173176701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMQiMosF1B0Not at all.
>>173176127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoHqHGPLqW0
Have you ever seen a good demoknight player?
LOCK ME UP
>>173176995
dO IT FAGGOT YOU WONT PUSSY
PUSSY YOU WONT
>>173176127
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0jEq8-YtFw8
Does this loadout look like trash?
>>173177592
>>173176995
Is it possible to make a specialized killstreak specialized killstreak kit?
>>173177790
..We must go deeper.
>>173177870
Specialized killsteak specialized killstreak specialized killstreak kit?
>>173177954
How far does the rabbit hole truly go, valve?
>>173177592
jacket does not fit at all
>>173177116
OH YEAH!?
>>173178057
THE FUCKING MADMAN!!
>>173176127
https://youtu.be/Ay8vzCHkgEk
>>173178057
Fucking why
>>173178057
>>173176127
https://youtu.be/24Eh2-DZTgQ
i fragg........
>>173178057
>>173177117
this is some good shit anon
>>173178057
At least buy a collectors you madman what the FUCK is wrong with you
>>173178057
Fucking IDOITS MAN
>>173178057
>>173178057
how much is that thing worth?
>>173178057
Leave and never come back.
>>173180223
>http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Specialized%20Killstreak%20Rocket%20Jumper
$30
>>173180223
>>173178057
>>173178057
B U T W H Y
U
T
W
H
Y
best website for finding spelled items, besides steam market?
>>173178057
When was the last TF2 Mixup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLEUD0WnTzs
who's ready?
>>173181472
>AW MAN THIS IS GREAT
roflmao wandere get banned noob
>>173181472
that looks cool but i hope there is a way to disable all of those effects
close beta is tomorrow
i hope i get in
>>173182721
there is a huge difference in visual clairites between trailers
>>173181472
>>173182258
>LOOOGOUT BELOOOW~
the voicelines are so bad they're actually really funny. I can't wait to stomp noobs and have my annoying as shit character mock them
>>173182925
no i meant like the blood around the screen when youre low and the scoreboard popping up in your face every time you kill someone
that looks downright repulsive
the rest of the game looks amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yep--qBOkM
Daily reminder
>>173182721
I'm not banned my man?
>Futa is officially in the game
Where is your god now?https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Futankhamun
>>173185225
You are six years late to the joke when you should've been 200
>yfw pyro update hits and other classes get better stuff than pyro
what hat looks good with an air of debonair or do i just sell it
>>173187436
if you don't like it on any of your current hats might as well sell it
>>173187436
It completely depends on your loadouts
rare kill icon
dead game
Pyro Update
>Increased base movement speed to 330.
>Pyro now has 20% faster weapon switch as a innate class attribute.
>Afterburn is no longer extinguished by medkits.
>Removed Reserve Shooter from Pyro class.
>Flamethrower: Fixed variable particle range. Increased range overall by 10%. Widened airblast cone of fire. Fixed point blank hits and hits against buildings occasionally not registering.
>Degreaser: Replaced +60% faster draw speed and +30% faster holster speed with +25% faster weapon switch.
>Detonator: Removed increased self damage penalty.
>Axtinguisher: Removed slower draw speed.
>Powerjack: No longer grants speed boost when held. Instead allows the user to regain 75 health on kill, which can overheal.
Base switch speed = 0.5s
Pyro switch speed = 0.4s
Degreaser Pyro switch speed = 0.3s
prove to me any of this is a bad idea without
>resorting to bait
>poorly thought out arguments and baseless assumptions
>viewing it from the perspective of a shitter with less than 100 hours on pyro
>viewing it from the perspective of a shitter pyro main with a perpetual inferiority complex
>viewing it from the perspective of a shitter who unironically dies to m1
this fixes EVERYTHING that could possibly be fixed on pyro without having to rebuild every single class from the ground up
>>173190582
Go ask Macduff if he wants to be bothered.
Reminder that merely tossing around random numbers will not magically fix the pyro class.
>>173190582
>Not just removing pyro
>Not addressing broken particles
>Bringing back pre-nerf degreaser
What made you think any of these things were good ideas?
>>173190582
I'd get annoyed by you posting it again but you actually chose an appropriate time to post
>you actually changed stuff about it too
I'll be damned, it's actually ok now
I still think increasing movespeed is a bad idea, but I guess if a pyro catches up to you before they get killed then you deserve to die
It's so easy to land pipes with the Iron Bomber, I feel kind of disgusted with myself for using it.
>>173192002
no shame in having fun buddy !
actual pyro update
>introduced the summer cookout campaign pass
>introduced 4 new weapon collections and one cosmetic collection
>added decorated versions of non-stock weapons (translation: 5 black box skins and two skins for the fire axe)
>updated the backburner's model to not be the stock flamethrower with a dragon at the end
>family business can be used by all shotgun wielding classes
>reserve shooter now reduces max health by 25, removed switch-away bonus
>detonator and scorch shot jumps slightly increased
>removed switch speed penalty from the axtinguisher
>powerjack now heals for 75 and can overheal, removed increased movespeed
>powerjack movement and vulnerability attributes added to the sharpened volcano fragment
>pyro can now use the pain train
>pyro can now use the half zatoichi
>updated the half zatoichi's haiku
>>Afterburn is no longer extinguished by medkits.
This one alove would make the pyro OP
>>173193598i kinda like this
>>173193863
no it would just reduce medkit effectiveness so there's an actual penalty to being hit by fire. they can still be picked up.
>>173188016
Since the general is deader than usual, I propose a challenge. To get a kill with every weapon in the game. The endgame is to make a collage of all of the kill icons like this duder here. I took th liberty of cutting up the wiki so you could see just the icons. Hope this self imposed challenge brings you some fun.
>>173194140
>>173194124
You really don't understand the basics of the game do you
>>173194356
not an argument
>>173194140
Do reskins count?
>>173194293
>>173194140
>sandman kill
>Wrap Assasin kill
>>173194474
>>173194423
Yes, mandatory even
>all melees now have sword range
>swords now have whip range
>whip stays the same
now we can remove random crits
Help me tf2g
I need cat pics
>>173194619
>>173194524
That's the point, to push you out of your comfort zone and get some sick frags.
>>173194619
What about stuff like aussies, australiums, the saxxy, the golden frying pan, and the golden wrench? Also do killstreak kill icons count as well?
>>173194772
>>173194641
Why not just FUCKING FIX MELEE HITBOX DELAY SO THAT WALKING AWAY FROM SOMEONE DOESN'T MAKE YOU INSTANTLY LOSE A MELEE FIGHT
>>173194641
>spy knife with sword range
>>173194934
>>173194832
If possible yes, but I don't expect EVERYONE to have golden pan icons or saxxy icons. But stock and unique weapons are inexcusable, think of it like collecting flags on /int/, /pol/, or /sp/. It makes it all the more special when some rich douche drips their pan and you get to fragg their sorry ass with it.
>>173195057
actually yeah knife should stay the same
Post music to listen to while playing Medic, Engy or SniperThis means slow comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-tsi9AfoA
>>173195191
facestabs are just knives getting random crits
>>173195361
>>173195386
whoa..
>>173194652
is this a cat pic
>>173195528
That should do it for the class specifics, onxomong all class, taunts, and unused.
>>173195712
>>173195859
>>173196018
On the previous image plz don't be a cheating bigger and go into custom servers to use the spells. That's another stipulation. All icons must be achieved legitamtly.
What are their playstyles?
>>173196018
>spells have unique kill icons
>backstabs and headshots have the same icon for almost all weapons
>>173196157
And by bigger I'm meant nigger. And that should be it, last image is just for funnsies, and are not possible through normal means.
Going for these ones.
>>173196315
>Baleful beacon
>flyswatter
>water balloon kill icon
>h*ckin shread alert
Why does valve continue to c.uck us out of COOL shit?
>>173196397
Good luck man and good luck to all of you, hope I was able to incentivise something to do in pubs while waiting for contracts and updates.
So this is the power of something not a potato.
>shoot guy 140 times with minigun
>he's still alive
hmm yes
>>173196315
>A fucking water balloon
Why doesn't this exist
Also, the Wrap Assassin bauble kill icon exists, you can reflect arrows, and get that icon (but i've never done it) and the Flaming arrow headshot can happen.
Why isn't arena available anymore? They should just make some of the arena maps KOTH compatible.
So statistically speaking which classes get killed by which?
Arena sucks
>>173198232
im guessing a lot of demos die by scouts
>>173198047
did you actually play on lumberyard? a good sniper can shut down the whole map from spawn
most arena maps are so small you can run from spawn to spawn in less than 10 secondsdeathmatch mode never ever
arena sucks but some of the maps are pretty cool
>>173198232
I know Valve used to keep track of all of that information, but I don't remember where they kept it.
>>173198457
>>173198603
Is it something that is good on paper or something?
>>173198815
its not fun when the game devolves into a paranoid turtling engineer on one side and a cloak and dagger spy on the other side and you have to sit for 5 minutes until someone finds the initiative to do something
>>173198815
the arena maps look cool but they're made to go very quickly. there's large sightlines, minimal cover, no resupply cabinet, and few health/ammo kits
plus some fucker could just hide and extend the match until someone decides to capture the control point
>>173197573
Arrow reflects are nearly 100% prediction, at most accurate ranges even superhuman reaction speeds aren't enough. Most pyros don't support their bow snipers so I think flaming huntsman reflect is one of the hardest icons to get unintentionally.
>>173198047
Anybody who would be playing arena launches CS:GO instead. End of Line.
>>173199258
Would you say that they could be converted to work for KOTH mode successfully?
reminder this is best crosshair
>>173198047
Arena was the least played gamemode. Even during its prime, Arena servers were either empty or had just 6 players.
A full server was incredibly rare.
No one really liked Arena. The problem is if you rush out to play, and die, you have to wait like 10 minutes to play again. So everyone would pussyfoot around to avoid death.
The meta was being engineer or medic and just not take any risks.
So either
1. You were dead and coldnt do jack shit
2. You pussyfooted and didnt do anything anyways due to the fear of dying
>>173199532
this but white
>>173199471
no
>>173199556
also arena maps stem from the competitiveness of previous games when they were faster and more aggressive, and everything depended on muscle memory and reaction time, it was a race on who killed who first
arena just doesnt work in tf2 because its a wildly different game than its predecessors
>>173199471
I think sawmill and nucleus were originally arena maps, so it is something that could happen
something like watchtower would definitely be harder to convert, and I'm not sure the original makers of some maps care enough to make koth versions
>>173176937
i did once
i put it in the folder
>>173176937
Its only a playstyle worthwhile if you are good and want to mess around in a different way in a pub
>>173199471
working on making a hunger games for tf2, gonna include the 9 classes, miss pauling and the administrator. who else should i add? the minimum is 24.
>>173200664
9 red mercs and 9 blue mercs, saxton hale, all 3 mann brothers, merasmus
>>173200664
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Non-player_characters
>>173200664
>>173200894
Make it happen and post here.
This lineup okay for everyone? Some of the images cropped weird though.
Gonna start, assuming there's no complaints.
Not a very violent start so far, with the exception of engineer being a dick and demoman stealing from saxton hale
Nobody wants anything to do with the cornucopia
Nobody wants anything to do with this hunger games trash either
And that's it for the not very bloody bloodbath, only death is the medic turning on the heavy
>>173202493
rude t b h
Onto day 1, starting off with some sick soldier frags
>>173202297
>Black man stealing something
Like pottery
>>173202169
>administrator grabs a shovel
>not soldier
shaking my head
And that's it for day 1
reminder demoman is an honorary aryan
Reminder that Blaris and Red are honorary Ryans
rip engi
2008-2017
he did not turtle
pretty comfy night
this fucking demoman
Apparently everyone got tired of his shit and decided to kill him, also sorry about merasmus's picture fucking up
pybro
I sure as fuck got tired of this hunger games shit
That's it for day 2
>blu pyro questions his sanity
>>173203417
fuck off viva, if you dont like it then leave or hide my posts, its fucking late anyways
At least BLU and RED aren't mixing together.
>>173203417
Fuck you
rip in peace demo, your charades will not be forgotten
>>173203609
you jinxed it
how the fuck does a pyro die from hypothermia
And that's it for day 3
night 3
jesus christ sniper
>>173204279
>poisons Heavy's drink
I wonder what happened there...
Red Sniper is on a killing spree
>>173204797
He's a professional.
>>173204940
He's got a thirst for blood holy shit
write a 70s sitcom based around the 9 classes
how many fucking kills is this sniper going to get
>>173200894
And red scout's mom
He died after his massacre
>>173205362
Rest in peace.
>>173205362
>blu sniper practices archery
confirmed for huntsman sniper
we're down to the red soldier and red medic, place your bets
inb4 red soldier slaps medic to death with a shovel
>>173205682
pretty fucking anti-climactic
>>173205767
could it get any lame than this
also, is there an option to set the behaviour of some character and the events to occur or not occur?
seems like pretty lazy programming
>>173205842
I don' t think you can modify behavior, but you can choose if some events occur or not occur, hell you can even create your own events
>>173206024
Something something do no harm
>>173206024
make one for just /tf2g/'s now
>damage: 7000
>kills: 2
hmm yes very epic
>>173206304
Maybe tomorrow anon, I'll try to think of some custom events too
what exactly are pyros inherent flaws? what changes would you make to directly deal with these flaws (so no 300 health/150% speed)
everyone can say pyro is one of the weakest classes in the game and not blink an eye, but not many people go much further beyond the obvious being bad at long range
>>173206591
One thing that needs fixing badly is the flamethrower hitboxes, they don't follow the flames at all
is there a way i can disable killstreak sheens clientside while keeping direct x 9 and still showing my epic meme frag weapons to everyone else
>>173207770
Disable viewmodels or just have standard killstreak weapons
>>173193598
>pyro can use the half zatoichiI want it to be on fire but that be nothing other than cosmetic
>>173177592
Aussies > Meme text colored weapons
>cosmetics not in logical order
Disgusting.
I traded and got a triboniophorus
Is he a pleb hat cuz I really like him
guys?
where are you?
i can't see
64.74.97.123:27015
64.74.97.123:27022
what the fuck are these servers, they're both dead
>why the spy runs up to butterknife the guy you are trying to kill
Also they told me I couldn't change where tf2 put the files it rendered in a folder outside of the /tf folderthey where wrong
Now I just need to do some more fancy binds and I'll be all right
>trying to frag
>scrotum sticks to leg so i have to adjust it
>>173210376
4chan party van according to google
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=899335714
>>173174651
I actually use this hat with burly beast and that medic item with scarred eye
>>173210894
>try to cap on hightower
>its now physically impossible
>>173211068
why....it's like elevator simulator
Humanity was a mistake
>>173211226
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=898704544
Stupid maps like this are the hot new meme.
>>173211389
Hey Vibri, did you like Wanderer's drawing of you from last thread?
>>173210421
how do you miss that many times and make such a shit webm
>>173211543
scout had lag, then the spy ran into my player model so every time i swung i hit the spy instead of the scout.I'm also not good at sniper
It took 5 minutes to walk up this
>>173211408
>watch the video
>this long ass bridge that a scout probably took 3 full minutes to cross
Jesus Lord almighty, who thought this was a good idea?
Going to go take a shower. Ill let you know the progress when I get back
stop posting about wanderer for five fucking years
Someone make pl_baaaaaaaadwater
>>173211738
Steam comments, reddit, facepunch
Made it most of the way
fags I need a good looking pyro loadout in cosmetics that looks cute but not shit/
Man, ffmpeg is crazy easy to use once you read the documentation
>>173212657
Degreaser now is shit lad, original pre-patch was best
>>173212657
the video still looks like shit though
>>173213139
If you can't follow up your degreaser shots with another fire type to offset the afterburn penalty you are shit.
I'll sacrifice 2 airblast for faster switch to speed
>>173213229
I'm still reading about it, just testing and writing scripts.
>>173212657
Why aren't you using webbums for bakas?
>>173213139
Switching to is only 5% slower. Switching to the Reserve Shooter is only 15% slower. It's literally fine.
>>173212657
what is ffmpeg
>>173212657
>>173213292
increase your bitrate and lower the resolution on your webms (<720p)
The only instance of someone capping highertower you will ever see
>>173213309I'm not on windowsinstall gentoo
>>173213385
video convertion software, webbums for bakas is just a frontend for it
>>173213394
This is a lot better, what's a good optimal one?
Guess its time to reset my stats again.
Thanks Highertower
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightower
>>173213773
>the payload doesn't explode at the top
lame
>>173214040
It's a bug. The other side does
208.110.72.18:27082
ctf_2foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooort baby
At last.
I am the most annoying person on the hightower server.
>>173213845
depends on the length of the clip, i usually just mess with settings between 1200K and 2500K depending on the length of the clip
also use -r 60 for 60FPS
>>173214639
I only recorded at 30 fps
I set my max_fps to 30 if i'm recording for just webms from tf2s demo recording mechanics. I have just figured out a way to force tf2 to render all the files outside of the /tf dir so my ssd isn't filled up quickly by the render.
>>173176937
Not really. Most "good" Demoknight players I saw in games had a pub Medic up their arse. Sadly they can't do anything when their Medic die nor keep him alive beforehand. That doesn't make them any good in my eyes. A good Demoknight sticks near their Sentry nest or moves with pocket. They don't charge to a lvl3 Sentry and drag their pocket Medic within' to their own death.
>>173181472
I have to buy DOOM and get into it first. I have money, just been busy with other games. Greenman and Humble do sales sometimes but I miss them.
>>173187085
As usual
>>173190582
>Afterburn is no longer extinguished by medkits.
Why? Afterburn supposed to promote direct FT damage and finish the ones that are already seeking a Medikit.
If you let your enemy grab a healthkit in combat, you're just a bad Pyro who doesn't use M2. If you died, you're still bad.
>Axtinguisher: Removed slower draw speed.
Yeah, let's make it the king again so shitters would cry, then Valve nerfs the damage further. Stop touching Axting, really.
>Removed Reserve Shooter from Pyro class.
Why? Can't you just add larger pellet spray with slower reload OR slower fire rate with damage penalty and be done with it?
There is nothing wrong with prenerf axtinguisher.
You are getting meleed in a game where you have guns. Get fucking gid.
>>173214914
>Can't you just add larger pellet spray with slower reload OR slower fire rate with damage penalty and be done with it?
but then it wont be as good on the soldier
>>173215346
gametracker.com/server_info/208.110.72.18:27082/
Scout mains - 12 year olds with adhd bind spammers
Soldier mains - raging manchildren
Pyro mains - w+m2 furry/bronies
Demo mains - skilled players, almost always nice
Heavy mains - Caring and supporting teammate, will die for you
Engy mains - Shabbos goy of the team, will be nice if you defend his shit
Medic mains - raging homos, will bitch and whine
Sniper mains - smug and impossible to kill
Spy mains - edgelords who decided sniper was too hard
Why are defence mains the best teammates?
>>173215329
Soldier can wait for airborne target to fall and move slightly closer before shooting to score-in more damage. I vote for larger spread, because airblast shoves people away from you, when you become airborne due to suffering splash damage you'll be thrown into air then fall down.
>>173215102
>There is nothing wrong with prenerf axtinguisher.
Puff'n Sting is a terrible mechanic for most players because when you try to evade the swing you'll get airblasted which will blow your airsteering outta water.
Current airblast is too restrictive to suffer such heavy damage without a chance to escape, which makes positioning even tighter against surprise Pyros.
People don't want Pyro gameplay to evolve that way. Current Axting is still reliable if you divebomb ambush pockets (and sometimes Third Degree).
The thing is, you have to airblast someone up to a wall or drop on their head else crouch at close quarters before drawing it.
>>173215778
>Puff'n Sting is a terrible mechanic for most players because when you try to evade the swing you'll get airblasted which will blow your airsteering outta water.
>Current airblast is too restrictive to suffer such heavy damage without a chance to escape, which makes positioning even tighter against surprise Pyros.
Every class that should be able to deal with it can murder an old puff n sting Pyro before he knows what's up
you stupid idiot
>>173215778
The Soldiers weapon should not be balanced around a class that was never meant to have it, stupid.
>>173213845
Oh shit, i'm sorry.
>>173214567
>implying anyone's gonna get that high
Hell, have a fuckin' heavy picnic while you're at it.
r-roll
hahaha
2
or
pfffffft
4
HHHHHH
to g-get y-your
pbbbttttttt
l-loadout
drAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwn
>>173215778
currently using the axstingusher is ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing you get better damage by just burning them. The shotgun is better than it, and the reserve shooter does everything the shotgun does but better in the hands of the pyro, 2 shots is a small price to pay for that damage boost on top of it's switch to speed.
>>173215739
I'm a medic main and I only flip my shit if you act retarded while my secondary is lodged in your rectum
>>173215860
Try to tell that to support/roamer Soldiers who never carry a damn Shotgun with them. Not me.
If airblast wouldn't be that much of a problem, people would never complain about RS at the first place. Scouts hate getting 2shot'd from it apparently.
Watch Uncle Dane's latest video about becoming lvl18 in competitive mode, he mentions RS Pyros towards the last quarter-a fifth of the video.
>>173215892
But both of them have it?
>>173215739
Because our roles are more strict compared to other classes I believe.
going to masturbate to kiriikp
perfect Pyro ideas incoming
>set the Degreaser and Axtinguisher back to how they were but keep Degreaser's 10 afterburn and 25 airblast cost
>also make the Neon work like the axtinguisher did but for wet instead of burning
>remove minicrits from reflects and all secondaries except reserve
>-75% health from Medics becomes -75% minimum heal rate and double heal ramp-up time (so with the regular medigun, for up to 20 seconds after you take damage you only get 8hps, and it ramps up to 72hps over the next 10 seconds)
>>173216065
My daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our OS
>>173216271
>Reserve shooter
Was I talking about the reserve? No.
Gunboats Soldiers should still be able to deal with an axting. Shoot his feet after the puff and watch him miss his sting while you reposition or ram another rocket into his butt
>>173216271
Pyro didn't always have it, stupid guy. It was made for the Soldier, designed with the Soldier in mind, and given to the Pyro four months later cus he can also knock people up in the air. Except Valve didnt think about how Pyro's ability to do so is much easier and much more deadly with it stunning and all.
>>173215739
t. explosive scottish nigger main
>>173215739
>google shabbos
>mfw
jej
Scout mains - smug and impossible to kill
Soldier mains - raging manchildren
Pyro mains - w+m2 furry/bronies or people who don't know any better
Demo mains - skilled players, thus near nonexistant
Heavy mains - Spends all match tossing sandwiches to the enemy, will be why you die
Engy mains - Shabbos goy of the team, will be nice if you defend his shit
Medic mains - raging homos
Sniper mains - always hackers. if they arent actually hacking, who cares. accuse them anyways and take away all their credibility.
Spy mains - edgelords who decided sniper was too hard
>>173216713
>Scout mains - smug and impossible to kill
and autistictfw no autistic scout main bf
>>173216713
>Demo mains - Sticky spamming niggers
These niggers should be whipped to death
>>173216854
In your language? Eat lead, laddie!
scout, soldier, demo and heavy mains - immature shits with overinflated egos and unwarranted self-importance
pyro mains - furfags
sniper mains - horsefuckers
medic mains - <3 my bf KEEP IT UP AMAZING KAMERAD
spy mains - mirin mah lime chapeau m8? watch this sikk trikstab
engie mains - lol
>run forward
>jump and spin up in the air look mum i know the ins and outs of heavy man
>spam some voice commands
>fire shots and maybe kill that soldier with 10 hp left
>die immediately to a headshot/backstab
>wtf shit team
>leave
Medic Mains: MEEM
>pyro update wishist
>increase movement speed
>revert axtinguisher to former status
>allow pyro to use detonator like the soldier rocket jumps
>fix the particle effects on the flame thrower. Make the flame more like a blowtorch's. This will incentivize actually aiming instead of the bullshit we have now.
Would be nice
>default fast weapon switch
Thoughts?
>>173216418
>"Shoot his feet after the puff"
>switch'n sting comes approximately less than 0.4~ second later of puff with a Degreaser plus pre-nerf Axting
>if he's not close by he'll airblast you after puff which will fuck up your aim and lock you into air
>another surprise airblast would reflect your rocket back your arse
>consistent defense against puff-sting Pyros pre-Axting nerf = pressing M1
Wow, so much to learn.
>>173216481
I assume you can mass mail Bolve to remove it from Pyro.
Pl_ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupward where the third point just keeps spiraling up and then travels down super fast like a rollercoaster when?
>>173215927
Sentries have infinite range up and down so the theory is that it will shoot at blus exiting spawn from up there and no one can do shit about it
>>173215739
>Demo mains - Skilled
Demoman is baby mode Soldier
>>173218951
No hitscan attack has infinite range by virtue of how hitscan, as a concept, works in the first place.
2foooooooooort on comp maps list when
>>173218951
There's gotta be some form of falloff, senpai.
>>173218951
That's a nice theory.
>>173219750
Falloff is calculated from the distance of the Engineer to the target
>>173219108
Thinking about it, you're not wrong
>gl: 300 damage on direct hit critical
>rl: 270 on crit
>>gl does 180 on crit even if you don't get a direct hit
>>173213910
>55 captures as Engineer
>550 seconds worth of capping
>>173219897
This one's a bit clearer, the colored brick bands form the top of a 512 hammer unit block each.
Just above the red band the sentry beeps, and I jump, it moves into position but does not fire.
The apex of the jump is reached, the descent begins anew, the sentry beeps, I get wasted.
is third party scamming through marketplace.tf a thing because i think someone just tried to pull that shit on me. the unusual is pretty low tier too so he must be trying this shit on anything he thinks he can make stick.
>>173221428
people were running scams on opskins.something where they would say they want to buy your item, you put the item up on opskins, and they have an impersonator bot add you to "accept" the item for your listing
>>173221507
ok so yeah i'm imagining the same sort of process for marketplace. i said to him that if he was willing to buy the unusual off of marketplace then there was no reason for him to not simply buy the keys off of marketplace and trade those to me, especially since doing so would have no trade hold penalties like on the scm, but it would also be about 3 dollars cheaper than his initial offer. he closed off by saying he suddenly doesn't want the unusual he was willing to pay $35 for anymore.
Why ain't there more good demoman mains?
>>173221631
I don't have slowly resignedly nodding wilderman to reaction with, sorry. Subsist on a Nice.
>oobla doobla hoobla moobla.
jiggy diggy miggy figgy.
mysoldier2.jaypeg
>>173221904
Just about
>>173217976
>allow pyro to use detonator like the soldier rocket jumps
>increase movement speed
>>173221745
Because he's an easy mode Soldier... Oh wait, that doesn't make sense...
I say, playing a pocket Demoman effectively isn't as easy as you think. You may have more mobility than a Soldier on the ground, but lack of burst at range always will force you to leap with sticky jumps at long distances and move with a sweeper a.k.a second opinion pocket around you.
>people complain about pyro being underpowered
>people complain about ideas to make pyro better
It's like if you guys just wanted an excuse to complain, are you ok?
>>173222634
>xD
>normal rape
>xD
>k
>>173222823
go for it
>>173222823
>wants to rape his sister
like actually wants to do that in real life or is just a siscon fantasy thing because those are two very different things
>>173222586
Dear Pyro mains, no one would like to see Pyro fly around shitting rainbows alongside with a Soldier, Scout or Demo.
Your main objectives are about chasing Spy, protecting Sentry nest or divebombing enemy pockets; they're all defensive tasks.
Let along your FT is not great in a team fight either. Even high level Pyros deal more damage with their secondary rather than using their Flamer.
We're fine with you being dispenser attached Engi-pets, stay the way you are. If you wanna flank, be our guests but you'll be always one tick down from a Scout no matter what.
>>173223176
>pedo's
gas them
>>173223257
they shouldn't make kids so damn sexy then
>>173220554
Soldier is an unfun class desu
>>173223456
He was raped as a kid for being too sexy.
>>173223387
>can fly
>can slide
>can explode shit into chunky kibbles
>can do anything
>unfun
>i'd rather build an aimbot and babysit it
https://www.twitch tv/yauch_
ozf prem lower finals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4rgTZ5GwA
Highertower should be called plr_420tower
>>173223957
why
>>173224032
i don't understand?
>discover that vibri writes furry erotica and draws pictures to go along with it
>everyones forgotten
>he is still here
Why are you allowing this?
>>173224126
Because this is nothing new you absolute newfag, this general always had artists of questionable subjects
>>173224126
i want the xenophobics to leave
>>173223538
They laugh like drunks and no outer cams to follow team fights. They keep missing action when swapping between players.
>>173224126
I don't think he draws it, I think he just does tge writing.
But honestly, who cares?
>>173224325
do you expect more from australian team fort 2
>>173224417
Actually yes. If they gonna complain about not enough people watching this I may as well expect them to do shit right.
>>173224492
in defense, the au scene is very small and probably has less than 2 years left before there aren't enough teams to form even open/im/prem divisions. So at this point it's just lads having fun i guess
one of the top teams in im is from asiafortress even
>>173223209
everything about this post is wrong and you should delete it
>>173224198
>>173224229
>>173224346
>>173224946
You can tell tf2 is dying by the way they accept anyone into the community.
Back in my day if someone was found to be a furry we would push them out and mock them until they left.
Kill this game already.
>>173225234
His waifu is a dog.
Did you ever think he wasn't a furry?
>>173225383
I thought he was being ironic
>>173225234
>getting this worked over a furry
gain height
reminder there is nothing wrong with being a furry as long as you're being ironic
>>173225234
>>173225467
>>173225234
Don't act like you know shit when you clearly have no idea of this general's past history
Fucking everyone shat on deejay because he was an obnoxious fucking faggot, not just because he was a furry. At least Vibri keeps to himself about his degenerate fantasies and posts anonimously
;w;
>>173225621
Also he gives shit away and is a genuinely nice dude.
That shit helps.
>>173225234
>Back in my day if someone was found to be a furry we would push them out and mock them until they left.
Stop pretending to be an oldfag.
tf2 has always been Mecca for furries.
I clearly remember playing in 2008 with furries as teammates.
Hell, back then the achievement servers were basically hangouts for furries.
This whole "Get out of my board!!! rEEEEEE" mentality is stupidly elitist already, the fact you even claim to be an oldfag just makes it sad.
>>173225467
>not a horsefucker
>not a furfag
>not a pedophile
>not a weebanymore
what am i supposed to feel
Why are we talking about furries again? There are more endangered species in the world than furries.
>>173176127
https://youtu.be/pTA0DSfrGZ0
every damn time
>>173225621
>At least Vibri keeps to himself about his degenerate fantasies and posts anonimously
>yet everyone knows
>and it was all over the thread
*Thinking*
>>173226791
>crushing this hard
just add him and stop shitting up the thread, fag
>>173226176
im not your guy
i dont think im anyones guy
>>173226843
>vibri has brainwashed and bribed the thread this hard to mindlessly defend him
>>173227101
>implying I want to even think about talking to a furry
>>173227420
Is he... our guy?
Has Vibri even addressed the fact we tracked down his faggotry?
I saw him post bits about Highertower earlier but did he say anything about the events?
>>173227565
that's not how ad hominem works hombre
>>173227449
you dont even know who this is
>>173227593
no
>>173227690
My statement on it isn't that amazing.
You all already knew I was a furry. Someone clearly knew me and my work from other generals. I enjoy writing my stories and if anyone has an issue with me continuing to visit this general because of it then that is your burden to bare, to be quite frank. It's not like they every or ever will cross over into this general unless someone goes hunting again.
Anyway, about dat tf2, eh?
>>173228137
YOU'RE UNCLE DANE?!?!!
>>173215739
I am a pyro main and neither of these things
Which weapon in tf2 takes the most skill to use it's full potential?
>>173216713
Spy is harder than sniper desu
I can't wrap my head around that shit, I have no idea how cloaking/decloaking and disguises work
>>173228358
>implying someone wasn't just going to keep posting about it until I replied
Don't really want the general infested with that for the next few weeks
>>173228634
I only put it on when I don't want people impersonating me. That's what trips are for.
You are really paranoid
>>173228751
>god damnit man, thats how they win.
Whats the prize?
na keep the trip so i can filter you
>>173228930
It's a general mate. If you are in a general and you don't get to know the regulars then you are trying your hardest to be anti social
You are pretty autistic
Reply to my post one more time I swear to God I will beat your ass
>vibri does his best to be reasonable and uses a trip for 30 seconds
>"GOD DAMN TRIP FAG HOW DARE YOU HAVE A PERSONALITY ON 4CHAN FUCK YOU!!!"
>>173229148
Nigga how sour are you?
>>173229148
*Replies*
>vibri will never write a Illustrated story about how viva got anal fucked by giant raccoon for bad bagging his purchases
why live homies
why vibri hate us so much
>>173229148
hello?
>>173229252
He already did
https://pastebin.com/NrnvSXAx
>>173229335
xD
k
>>173229235
>>173229240
>>173229279Haha, I wasn't even the original guy arguing. Thanks for the (You)'s, suckers.
>>173229252
>>173229317
I'd gladly write for you fags but only if its tf2 related.
>>173229449
Swap giant raccoon to saxton hale. Now it's tf2 related.
>>173229449
>our very own writefag
Its almost like we are a real general
Fine, choose your classes and I'll write a story tonight between the top two
http://www.strawpoll.me/12688139
>>173229742
Also if Pyro wins they will be played by Ms Pauling
>>173229742
>no attentionwhores options
You had one job.
We already have dozens gay fanfics about any classes. We need some tf2g exclusive content.
>>173229903
As much as I want to write about how much Viva likes boys bags, no.
>>173230138
But why
>>173230178
Ballsacks
Christ, you dudes are homo as heckNot that there's anything wrong with that
>>173230407
>Not that there's anything wrong with that
It's okay viva, we all understand you.
>pyro and medic main
>"""""""""closet""""""""""" fag
What did he mean by this
I still need cat pics
What killstreak weapons should i buy else? Please suggest.
>>173230782
I'm breaking barriers. Pyros are stereotyped as furries. Medics are stereotyped as being women or homosexuals. I'm a Normie heterosexual male and proud
Yeah sure bro.
>>173232526
fuck you
>>173232436
fan o war
I think people just bored of talking about TF2 eh?
>>173232436
Frontier justice or widowmaker
>>173232667
Hey, that's one of the things I quote people on in my suicide video
https://youtu.be/ZizaVicM3LI
>>173233916
Who's Frontier Justice? A new Hero?
>>173233995
fuck you
>>173173654
>But that's not weeb
It would be weeb if they replaced demoman melee with body pillow.
>>173231152
I need cat pics
Kitty images
Cute domestic feline pictures
all of them
remake hunger gayms but with tf2g regulars
>>173234696
not enough people for that
>>173234971
raffle regulars then
Friendly reminder to report avatarfags.
>>173228353
Crossbow
nice ban evasion
where are the raffles
>>173235518
tf2r.com/ktr1k3d.html
>want to buy pro ks kit for vaccinator
>scm don't have any decent combos
>search on bp.tf for fire horns or tornado
>only one is selling for 9 keys
Holy jew
I'm waiting for those cat pics
I know you all have cat pics
Your kot is bad.
>>173236247
did he dip his nose in the cмeтaнa?
what a Глyпый kot
wanderer get a trip so i can filter your shit
http://tf2r.com/kbgl2hj.html
>>173237616
>/tf2/
>hunger games
>dubs
>forced avatar fagging
is there anything good tocome outta this guy? holy fuck
>>173237902
certainly better than what came out your moms pussy
>>173238037
oh no
not a ur moms joke
will i ever recover from this blow
>>173238097
he said after his mom dropped him on his head during infancy
>>173238097
i know i'll never recover from the one your mum gave me last night
Post medicine man
>>173238215
badand also bad
yawn not even deserving of (you)s
>>173237616
>Even while banned I'm trying to create content for you, tf2g. Why do you hate me?
because you try to make the 'content' all about you
it's like redditors trying hard to post even the most irrelevant shit to get upvotes, only that you do it so people like you (see "Why do you hate me?")
it's funny because you shit on viva but the reality is that you're even more of an attention whore that he is
>>173238215
i don't think the scarf fits well
>>173238215
Ja!
Friendly reminder to report ban evaders.
>>173238832
avataring still is against the rules
replied to the wrong post buckaroo
>>173238832
>Only times where I do want people to know it's me, is if I post my soldier.
>>173221904
disregard the jaypeg part and it's still painfully obvious which posts are yours
>>173238215
>>173239703
I sure hope you got that as a gift and didn't buy it yourself
:3
>>173239826
it was a gift, a friend of mine got me one and 2 people others as jokes
the poor bastard
>>173237902
>third worlder
>tripfag
>furfag
>ponyfag
>shitposter
xionxang i...
>>173241131
forgot
>fagfag
>>173241131
I'd honestly rather have Xion's posts than yours, at least he doesn't avatarfag, and you could always filter his trip if you don't like him.
>>173241131
>>third worlder
so?
>>tripfag
yeah so people that dont like me can filter me
>>furfag
i keep it to myself
>>ponyfag
literally what
>>shitposter
i barely post these days
anon i..............
>>173238215
Whoops, forgot to add some stupid text under my Med's head like "Erect"
Anyway, here's MuhMedic.webm
>>173242343
fuck you
>>173242343
preach
>>173242964
but "fixing" some dumbass class no one except furries play is more important
cool beans neato!
>>173244376
The problem is that spy had high ping, probably. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the current dead ringer, and if you're still bitching about it, you should probably just git gud, because spy is not that powerful of a class.
>>173244684
That beard looks bad.
>>173244684
It looks bad, though.
>>173242964
that was clearly behind him though
>>173244684
What is your fucking problem with beards
>>173244684
Wanderer hurry up with that hunger gamez you c.ucking lunatic.
Redoing this poll with more characters
http://www.strawpoll.me/12689434
>>173244684
I voted on this thing instead haha
>>173242964
>comp players
Admin and Fempyro it isYou people are mentally ill
>>173244487
I would like to see the fire immunity toned down a bit, along with if you drop the cloak you lose all buffs that it gives because currently you can keep the speed boost and afterburn immunity even after you drop the invis.
Just think, when the update hits we'll actually have game discussion to talk about. That means all of the funposting, furryposting, and general bullshiting will die down. Maybe not this week or even this month. But it will die down and I think I'll miss it.
>>173224126
>Why are you allowing this?
Because we went out of our way to dig up this degeneracy. He wasn't the one who bought it here.
>>173246976
update's not coming
>>173245238
rate my taste
>>173246976
>when the update hits
>>173246976
For like 2 fucking days.
Maybe.
Regardless of what they do, they won't fix the major issues.
So people will talk or complain about the new update and be out of shit to talk about other than complaining about the same shit and shitposting.
>>173246976
You're new here, aren't you?
>>173246976
>when the update hits
>>>update
>>>>>>hits
>>>>>>>>>when
>>>>>>>>>>>>hits <<<<<<<<<<<<
wew just realized you can save a lot of money by buying fabricators instead of finished kits
>>173245297
>a giant revolver
but we already have the Big Kill, haha
Rate my scout.
>>173247606
Daily reminder to buy my thing on the market.
>>173246976
i bet you dont even know about humanposting, new boy
>>173247785
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/14/Spy_cloakedspyidentify01.wav?t=20100625224840
>>173247942
I miss humanposting. It was pretty cozy.
>>173247980
>I will pick random people
Face it and realize no one wants to play your shitty game or make do with what you have.
im cozy :x
Man, this kid is PATHETIC
http://tf2r.com/kp68s9t.html
>new boys dont know about human posting
>they dont know about PDF
>they dont know about my epic
>they reply to posts older than 20 minutes old
>they actually go to the trouble of linking to their replys
>they dont know about all that stuff that's older than me
>>173248329
I've only been here for two weeks and I already know all about that trash
It's a sad day when even Viva calls you out on your horseshit.
>new boys dont have viva filtered
he better not be saying mean things to people again
>>173248407
Like, attention is nice to get, but practically begging for it like this is just embarrassing. His parents must be tired of his bullshit
Everyday is a happy day, though
>Filtering this thread's best poster
>filter viva
>people still talk about him
>filter the word viva
>people still talk about him
when will you all just die
Do you wear any promo hats for games you haven't played?
Hard Mode: Games you don't even remember the name of.
>>173249052
>bootenkhamuns
>tomb readers
>pip-boy
I really love the posts that say "I filtered Viva" and simultaneously talk about Viva
Like pottery
>>173249052
I wear the bucket for soldier occasionally
>>173249052
Cockfighter
Triad Trinket
Conjurer's Cowl
Point And Shoot
Does the Prinny Knife count?
I really love the posts not by Based Vulva.
Can you get your item removed or something if you name it something offensive?
>>173249052
I still wear Deus Specs and that robotic arm for Heavy.
>>173249052
mk2
brimstone
the bioshock inifinite soldier "hats"
i also have an unusual promo hatwhich i dont wear and genuinely hate
>>173249640
Heck no, dude
>>173249640
Nope.
>>173249640
the only thing that can happen is that you get banned from some community servers that you don't want to play on anyways
>>173249686
what unusual>not playing isaac
The story is going well
>>173249640
This isn't Overwatch, you aren't gonna get babied.
Strangifiers for genuine items with no strange variants when?
>>173174870
pyro is agirl xdddd
>>173249881
gilded guard
I want a strange Prinny Knife
>>173250016
>still no strange nostromo napalmer
>still no strange fortified compound
>still no strangifiers for poker night weapons
>>173250289
>not also wanting a killstreak prinny knife
>>173249975
>Calibri
>Hating your life
Lmao what a shitter
>>173250289
I really want a Conscientious Objector Strangifier
I just want the prinny items to be tradeable so I can finally get rid of this fucking hat and pouch.
>>173250325
>>173250684
>>173251073
No one is bullying Vibri faggot
>>173250787
i would buy that desu
It's amazing that the worst thing about Vibri is everyone else
Vaccinator is so dope in defence. Pocket guarantee to win every 1x1. This is terrific.
Whatever happened to that guy who collects co-pilots anyway?
why is the pistol so fun
why does the scout not have a dual pistol primary
>>173251875
tl;dr
Rules:
No tf2g refference (viva's own vibri, warrenderrerere's special shitty soldier loadout and etc)
No meaningless shit (dfdassda, 4444444444, oooooo)
No Curd Cumbane's Own tier rolls
English only
>>173252321
vibri's own fjdlakfbng3f
>>173252321
nigger
>>173252321
viva la vibri
>>173252321
Spletoon skqid ink gunne
>>173252321
Kurt Cobain's LastFlushot
>>173252321
Vurt Vibrane's Own Viva
>>173252321
Wanderers own Vibri 26 Vitas
>>173252321
U GOT AIDS NAW LMAO
>>173252321
内部に詰め込まれた喜び
>>173252437
>>173252497
>>173252547
You understand that i will not rename it to this shit even if you roll 5, right?
>>173252619
Then you are a faggot
>>173252321
Succinator
>>173252321
You tried to snipe me , what a foolish boy you are
>>173252321
Man, fuck the jews.
>>173252321
dude weed lmao
>>173252321
Please fill me with your Vibri
>>173252640
Just be a good boy and follow the rules.
Daily reminder that GETs and rolls are against the rules. If you're too uncreative to think of it on your own, don't expect /tf2g/ to do much better, especially when you instate asinine rules that people will go out of their way to break.
>>173252715
EBIN
Same rules.
>>173252906
I do what i want to. You can accept my rules or can roll some retarded shit and get nothing.
Music for when playing spy?
>>173253036
mate kush rofl
>>173253036
Anon rolled a zero and all I got was this lousy description
>>173253036
Friend Marijuana XD
>>173253104
https://youtu.be/lz7-EgZUTug
>>173253036
beins in my bagina blz
>>173253036
smoke the danke kushe weede gete hahae highe
>>173252321
Kurt Cobain's Furry Porn
>>173253240
I hope you and your block black homies are happy now.
>>173253404
What'S wrong with you i rolled a 0 first
>>173253190
>>173253190
>>173253190
>>173253190
>>173253190
Shit I fucked up. Anyway it's same tier shit.
66.151.138.112:27016
Made a stock valve map payload rotation server, no random crits or damage spread, smac aimbot detector, anti name hack, and gscramble. Located in San Jose/USA
>>173253516
Eh, just report him.
Don't have the rules poster, but anon didn't deliver.
>>173218951
>infinite vertical range
Nope. Take it to one of the goofy ass maps and you'll see when you pick up a sentry its range limit is a sphere.
>>173254073
>San Jose/USA
Into the trash it goes.
>>173254147
Feel free to donate me description tag and i will fix it.
>>173254073
Hellll yeah, a server from /tf2g/ finally in California.
I'll hop on in a moment after I finish this work i've been putting off.
>>173254267
>too poor to afford 1.33 ref
wew
>>173254364
>too poor to afford 1.33 ref
wew
respond to my trade offer you dick
>>173254420
Im not the one who made the fucking roll
>>173254520
You are still too poor to afford 1.33 ref.
>>173218520
Uh I don't know why you think 0.4 is anywhere close to an acceptable approximation, but pre-nerf Degreaser (same era as pre-nerf axe) had 65% faster switch speed and would let the axe be deployed in 0.23 seconds, followed by a 0.8 second swing delay.
Yes, pressing M1 is a consistent defense. Scouts/Soldier/Demos will 2shot Pyros before an axe connects. Gunboats Soldier, if he's not a retard, would've waited for the first puff, knock the Pyro away by shooting his feet, and reposition or fire again when appropriate. If he doesn't manage to knock the Pyro away, he's at least done a lot of damage.
Your scenarios defending the Pyro work under the assumption that the Soldier he is facing is bad and doesn't know the operation times of the rocket launcher or airblast. It is essentially apologia for a shit class because it's either your main or you can't aim so "airblast totally knocks it off every time ecksdeedeedee"
Redpill me on the Blackbox, soldier bros. I enjoy it and I'm thinking about investing in a team-shine strange one, but I don't know if it secretly is just a meme weapon or something.
it's a crutch and has the lowest damage output out of all solly primaries excluding the jumper
>>173255770
it's the weapon for soldiers that can't manage health very well
using it is going to make people think you're a shitter, if you want healing just use the conch and pretend you're helping your team
>>173255770
Do what you like, don't let the Autists in this thread control you.
>>173255873
Only a crutch when paired with the Conch. Using BB alone just makes you a shitter.
When will demonstrations black get another sub-class to rape people with?
>>173255770
It's good if you don't have a medic. It's one less rocket if you do.
reminder that bad box has two reskins and direct hit has none
>>173256278
>wanting to use the direct shit
>Battalions Backup charges with damage taken
>The Black Box heals you, allowing you to take more damage
Good design.
It charges with damage done
>>173256394
retard
>>173256394
Is battalions backup ever worth using? It's legitimately my least used weapon in the game.
>sydney sleeper can't headshot
>croc-o-style set lets you survive headshots
good design
>>173256760
>this shitty compression
what the fuck have you done
wew here we go
>>173256561
>>173256648
t. people who didnt start playing until 2013
>>173256727
it's great because nobody knows what it does
I love seeing snipers in the background try to get headshots instead of just fully charge
plus 20 extra health can't hurt
>>173256760
take us to image limit papi
>>173256958
>haha last time **I** remember
>'its not how it works now'
>HAHA NEWFAG LOL
kys
They just got rid of sets because it was pay to win and shittily designed as you said
>>173254847
Don't post this shit here ever again. Whole population of this garbage should be gased.
>>173255770
If you're the type of guy that runs around constantly without ammo, firing a rocket the exact moment you put a new one in and have no idea where the medkits are located, then the Black Box is for you.
If you have a somewhat functional brain then I recommend the stock/original because that extra rocket is really useful and will be your savior many times.
If two equally skilled soldiers 1v1 each other the one carrying the Black Box will get rekt.
>>173256958
the "take damage to build charge" idea sucked and nobody used those banners until they were changed
>>173257046
it being different now doesn't change it's original design concept
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060525801/
Hi im new to this game. Can anyone give me wsome weapons ?
>>173257336
Sent ;)
>>173257336
>1.6 hours
lol
>buffs the cloak to make up for the lack of a disguise kit
also a good idea. why do half the item sets make sense to use together and half of them are random stuff thrown together?
The nerve of these fucking people
All they had to do is remove hats from sets.
>>173257665
>remove hats from sets
>not giving hats themselves attributes
its like you don't want to make money, goy
>>173257964
Most set hats are ugly anyway.
>>173257336
talk to me again once you have 1000 hours and i might consider it
>>173258035
>attractive hat
>no attributes and is merely cosmetic
>giant nigger dick hat
>+50hp on wearer
i wonder what most people would pick
>>173258187
Most people in this game would prefer gian nigger dick even if it's will have -50hp on wearer.
>>173257964
>Stifle customization and force people to wear hats that look hideous as hell to have a stat bonus.
>Once people have that particular hat for stats they'll never invest in more hats to stroke their epeens.
They make a killing off of customization, not off of gameplay. Follow the money, you moron.
How do I get good with the Direct Hit?
new tc map when
>>173258607
It's literally impossible to be bad with that thing, just shoot their bodies instead of their foot.
But don't use it, It's a weapon for BAD players for a class for BAD players
asteroid realize when
direct hit should just be nerfed straight up it's a bullshit crutch
make it +40% projectile speed and+15% damage
>>173254073
>San Jose
LITERALLY across the entire world
ffs
>>173259125
>t. mini sentry spamming shitter
@173259398
it'd still 1shot minis u dum fucc
>>173259398
It'd still 1-shot mini-sentries and still can't 1-shot the Engineer without a minicrit.
>>173259504
>>173259518
Um. What did he fucking mean by that? How is that contradicts to things that i said?
why does stock soldier suck so fucking much
why do you suck at the game so much
Get on with the hunger games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAB9BAxpJw
>>173259901
How'd Masketta and Meatstick die
>queue with a friend
>wait ~5 minutes
>finally find a game
>scoreboard in my face
>ragequit
neato
absolutely neato
dont forget to sub my daily angry blog
>she
>>173260093
dats lood
>>173256760
>Not in it
>Fucking Viva is
I am offended
>>173260515
you should have joined the raffel
>>173260689
Saved for purposes of sh*itposting
>>173260093
>Wanderer runs away from Morwanneg
Ain't that the truth
>>173260093
>tf2 2 stupid to poiosen people
You can't make this shit up.
What exactly happened here? Spy with a weird name?
I was shooting at a mid-distance target and then just exploded.
>>173261591
>That big earner on the floor next to the ammo boxes
You one shotted an invisible spy
tripfags are cancer
@xionxang6776
@abelha9372
>>173260093
>Experiencing vertigo goes and experiences vertigo
>Saltdork salts his pork
>Klyde shitposts the general but fucks up and gets banned
>Wanderer wants to play PUGs
That's a nice day one, day two has no jokes to be made
>>173262090
I'm reconing this.
I won.
Wow, what a guy :)
>>173262487
ok I laffed
superb post
>>173262262
>Died during a event
every fucking time
>>173262262
>ate a scorpion
I'm not that stupid
>No fun allowed
4 F R E E
F
R
E
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Oy, that was quality tf2 contentyou can finish this on trash if you want, Wanderer
>>173242316
>so?
literal scum of earth
>yeah so people that dont like me can filter me
cheap excuse for "im dying for attention"
>i keep it to myself
you dont, and being public about it or not doesnt change the fact that youre a mentally ill zoophile
>literally what
literally what
>i barely post these days
still a stupid shitposter
>anon i..............
youre apparently also autistic
>>173263128
>literal scum of the earth
could be worse lol
>cheap excuse for "im dying for attention"
are you really that retarded that you cant filter someone? lmao
>i keep it to myself
because all weebs masturbate to children aswell right? retard
>still a stupid shitposter
as if theres not other shitposters aswell
>youre apparently also autistic
underage detected
>tfw the enemy thinks you are making up a crazy smart play but whats actually happening is that your team can't find mid
Hey guys I finished the story
https://pastebin.com/n28cZ43C
>>173263128
>literal scum of earth
what does this concerns you? i dont act like it irl, so yeah whatever
>cheap excuse for "im dying for attention"
nuh uh uh,sounds like someone is mad over tripcodes
>you dont
prove where i didnt
>and being public about it or not doesnt change the fact that youre a mentally ill zoophile
why does this concerns you? also what the other anon said rofl
>literally what
i am not a ponyfag and you cant prove otherwise
>still a stupid shitposter
are you jealous or something? what did i ever do to you to make you this mad, i barely post anywhere nowadays
>youre apparently also autistic
oh no not the autism word i guess i lost the argument :(
>>173263571
hhhhhhhhhhhh
>>173263984
TH GAME
>run straight at b4nny
>he expects me to strafe so he misses
>kill him
you scout fags are so """good""" you're actually awful. pay attention to what's actually happening, not what you expect to happen.
>>173264217
poppy is really fucking cute
https://pastebin.com/UZVDPWvD
Done
>>173264217
now mge him
>>173264217
>get away with doing something that can be easily be countered.
see if that'll hold up consistently my man.
mge is false skill formed in a fake environment
173264439
git gud
>>173264217
prediction is necessary to hit shots consistently
human reflexes are too slow
next time you do that you'll just get meatshot because he knows your trick
>>173264439
it's still the easiest way to compare two players skill
>>173264217
Ok MGE him then
>>173264439
that's just you just bitching about losing
>>173264217
Source? I'm asking for a friend
mge irl in the actual usa badlands
okay xion you can leave now
Viva can you care to tell us why you think your medic loadout isn't just random shit thrown together?
ok bye
>>173265375
Because it's a Green Energy hat + Purple Energy misc + my favorite Medic cosmetic
>go get pizza
>come back
>hotpockets deleted the hungry games
boooooooo
"RUN, COWARDS!" - Sinistar (TF2)
>>173266636
Sinistar mask for the Heavy when
where are the raffles
tiny meet the spy
>queue up for casual hoping for some ez pubstomp XP to finally get my badge to lvl. 150
>join on red
>see this
>>173255770
Black Box is a crutch
Makes bad players who don't know how to conserve health or find medkits or have a Medic on their team function a bit better, makes good players worse because lmao3rocket
>>173256727
The Backup is pretty neat of stuff like A/D or Payload offense when you want to stimulate your team into pushing, and it's hilarious to use it against a Kritz while also saving up any ubers you have on the team
>>173258812
>it's a weapon for BAD players
It's easier to airshot with but also does way more damage when you do, also it dumpsters the fuck out of autistics (Engineers, Pyros)
>>173267253
You could probably fit the whole thing in a webm at a slightly higher resolution and still occupy less than 2MB
>>173267051
Just make your own
>Spy main since launch
>Can never play spy because teams I join always have 3+ spies and I care more about wining than playing my kuso-class
>>173267852
>Spy main
>cares about winning
>>173267852
Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and play spy, fuck uncle dan if i wanna play a class I'll play a fucking class
>>173267852
same, but back in my day teams stacking spy wasn't nearly as big a problem
>>173267852
>maining a class
>maining an offclass
>out of the offclasses, maining Spy
You've been playing 9 and a half years too long lad
>TFW we never got janky single-player levels for TF2 like Counter Strik: Condition Zero Deleted Scenes
>>173268754
those were neat, the jungle level was dope
>>173250787
thank you for saving that I accidentally deleted it.
The kid ended up getting bullied out of the server and i forgot his name :(
When will they make an official practice mode using tr_walkway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqmcqXxdMXY
Is this man's opinion correct?
>>173267405
>>173270565
>the fucking escape plan "stereotype"
>>173270565
No
But they're also not his own opinions, he got them off reddit and youtube comments
So double no
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK JADE IS NOT A FURRY FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IM OBJECTIVELY RIGHT AND YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH ME FUCK ALL OF YOU ALRIGHT?
why did I write this?
>>173270565
i want to like this series but he just makes this stuff up from his experience on a single hightower server, and none of it is based of anything factual
relevantbecause the thread keeps dying and being brought back to life
>>173273823
I think people just slided back to /v/ by the hype of Quake Champions or playing TF2 already.
>>173272667
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>173270565
>being this upset about the concheror/ pub baddie loadout
the best kept secret about engie is his shotgun dm, you dont need a level 3 to win as engie, you just need to KILL
>join a reddit server
>they turn out to be the saltiest fuckers
one dude switched teams just so he could keep me from getting revenge
does the majority of tf2g just pub?
it seems all you autists talk about is weapons that don't matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehYowgH2a9w
Does the majority of tf2 just pub?
>>173278726
i pub daily
I plop daily.
ive been waiting for 20 minutes now to get into a quake champions match because they bought the smallest servers in the world and have to make people wait in line to play
>first person shooters
bad taste
>>173280004
im sorry for your loss
>>173279994
yes, compfags are less than 5% of the community
>>173282809
5% of us are better than every pub stomper
sounds about right
i dont care about comp. but i play if my friends want me to join.
pubs are fun
>>173279994
50/50 communityarenaserver and pubbing. Ive played 6s before, but im just not good enough to compete. I can at least live out a power fantasy in pubs against idiots.
>>173249052
Own but don't use, surprised it wasn't mentioned before.
>>173283861
Because nobody owns that shit, it's trade fodder
reminder that the mutated milk and self aware beauty mark are direct upgrades
reminder
>playing on a laptop with minimal settings
>get a bunch of configs just so my fps would stay above 30
>forget my mouse at home
>trackpad doesnt work simultaneously with keyboard
>have to use the trackpoint
>cant rocketjump because that would mean pressing space and m1 at once
>physically cant turn around and spycheck fast enough
>end up at the top of the scoreboard with multiple dominations
yeah haha soldier takes skill
>testinglmao
how were you not kicked
Why does the direct hit have a bigger falloff damage penalty?
becuase it FRAGS
FRAG me
They call me Silkee cause I'm smooth with the ladies
>>173286490
it doesnt
they both have 53% falloff
Is THIS the part where we SHITPOST until we get a new thread?
SHIT ON ME DADDY
>>173270565
seemed pretty accurate to me. i direct miss all the time and run shotgun to compensate and he hit that dead on.
>>173270565
T. Only browses r/tf2 and plays instant respawn reduced damage hightower.
You get killed by this guy in a pub and he laughs in your fucking face. What do you do?
Post your epic RIGHT NOW
>>173288761
>>173288584
buildin a sentry
>>173288761
>>173288837
>Kills: 0
NOT epic! THAT GUN IS CAB-BAGE
>>173288987
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173289431
Uhh, WHAT th h*CK is this?
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173288761
>>173289589
my epic
>>173288761
>mfw no one posts the original epic
newfigs
>>173288761
>>173290920
Post it then you nrwfag
>>173290936
who made this
sops wants pinto to frag him in his boypussy
Fun fact: It has been 274 days... or 6576 hours, or 394,560 minutes, or 23,673,600 seconds since the righteous bison, an already bad but gimmicky weapon was nerfed into hell, with its projectile being slowed, its multiple penetration feature, one cited on tf2 tip screens, was labeled a bug, and damage dropping off after penetration. I will never forgive valve for this nerf. It was completely unneeded. It sucked in every situation worse than the shotgun except for spamming tight chokepoints, something the soldiers primary is already pretty damn good at, yet it was still nerfed out of the blue, making what few people who used it before not even glance at it in their secondary weapon selections screen anymore. I can't even remember the last time i saw the righteous bison used in any game. Any gamemode, casual, competitive, community, i have not seen anybody use it. If someone did, their contributions to the battlefield were so insignificant their efforts have been burned from my memory, which is sad, because every weapon in tf2 deserves a place somewhere. Even the sharpened volcano fragment is used rarely on medieval modes, but the bison? It has no place anymore. Edit: changed and to or Edit2: Made edit messages
>>173291054
it's the post u fucking newfiglet holy fuggaroo
>>173288761
>>173290936
>pinto wiggle
delete this
>>173289819
>>173288761
5 more until the image limit we can do it buds
/me frags my boyfriend
>>173288761
/me gets fragged by my boyfriend
>>173292010
That we reached the image limit.
uh new bread
>>173291504
what viewmodel fov is this
>>173292124
Is that better?
>people thinking that Valve's competitive is what people actually play
>people thinking that when you say "comp TF2" you talk about Valve's shitty comp
god i hate valve so much they ruined valve
>>173291159
it has been 9 months since valve released Meet your Match
>you still can't join your friends that are already in casual like CSGO
>comp MM is still garbage and the map pool was made even worse than at release
New THREAD plz
>>173292180
YES
new memes
>>173292416
>>173292416
>>173292416
>>173292159
viewmodel_fov 70.00
tf_use_min_viewmodels 1
>>173287954
It says that on the wiki but for stock it says 48 next to it, and on direct hit 59
Not sure what these numbers represent, I presume projectile falloff
>>173296174
thats the minimal damage they deal on a direct rocket
59 is 125% of 48, which is exactly what the direct hit's bonus is
>>173296297
Thank you, kind anon
Just seems like the DH does less damage sometimes at longer ranges
Rump
bump THIS
Burp
Fart
Hiccup