/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

where were u when u realized soldier is a heavy with 100 less health and a worse primary

>>173065247
>worse
>can't even make u go FAST
enjoy being slow idiot

*rocket jump's behind you*

>>173065247
splash damage????????
actual movement???????

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>>173065247
>mfw engineer is just a slow scout with buildings

reminder that the mutated milk and self-aware beauty mark are direct upgrades

scout is just heavy without a minigun and 175 hp

team fortress two is just overwatch with depth

viva is just jerma but brown and faggot

the posters above and below are both faggots

no u

I thought I'd made it all to one, so here's a reraffle: http://tf2r.com/k6q4voi.html

>>173066580
reported

plz rate my montage i am a pro!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGmduZXqb_I

>>173066785
reported

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Friendly reminder to kill all demomen you see, least they cop your waifu.

>>173066904
what if the demoman is b4nny with a pocket kritz and a pocket uber

this >>173066831 guy join your pug and drop your medick
wat do

>>173067082
but what if b4nny is my waifu

>>173066904
What if I am the demoman, and I have my own waifu

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>>173067179
>b4nny isn't his wait
What's wrong with you, not liking fragg daddy, ESPECIALLY young frag daddy.

>two unusual wearing australium holding cucks bully f2p instead of fragging each other
Disgusting

Give the Engineer the Winger.

Give the Demo the Sharpened Volcano Fragment.
Pyro isnt using it, and would be a decent alternative to the bottle for close up, one on one encounters.

give engineer death

>>173067845
nigger relax

>>173067541
I love when I meet someone of equal skill level, and we decide to truce to rank our stranges with f2p blood

>>173067635
current pocket pistol would be pretty interesting on engineer

volcano fragment would be interesting on every class except pyro

>>173067845
new engineer weapon: death

on hit enemy: kills the enemy
no random critical hits

>>173067943
i'm trying but THERE ARE SENTRIES EVERYWHERE

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>>173067541
>He doesn't enjoy bullying children
Why even bother playing, then?

>>173067961
Engie should get all shotguns and pistols, just because.

Along with that, a new sentry type. A minisentry that only shoots rockets. They do half the normal damage of a sentry rocket at the same rate, but aim for the feet and pop people into the air.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ugb7NKVxtk
How's May 6th sound for the next one? After May the 4th be with you, after Cinco De Mayo, the unmarked Saturday.

>>173068892
That could pair nicely with the reserve, imagine the butthurt if that did happen.

>still hyping the pyro update
accept it guys it ain't happening this year

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post comp tf2 stories
>Way back
>High Level UGC player
>inb4 ugc meme
>Had several matches
>Play all of them while severely depressed, do well.
>After a match I attempt suicide
>Swallow a fuckton of pills
>After a lot of pain, I pass out on my bathroom floor
>Somehow wake up covered in vomit
>Look at clock
>Next match is in an hour
>Quickly wash and get into match
>We still won
>No one on my team knew I tried to an hero

>>173066036
I'm lightskinned and heterosexual, though

>>173069216
why'd you try to kill yourself

>>173068940
Sure I guess, that's a cute pyro dude.

@173069216
Bait, you can't just say you tried to kill yourself and expect people to follow up with stories of there own. No (yous) today druggo.

>>173069493
probably because he played comp lol

THE HOLY QUADRINITY OF TF2 WEAPONS THAT POSITIVELY AFFECTED THE GAME WITH THEIR ADDITION AND RAISED THE SKILL CAP TOO

>Rescue Ranger
>Crusader's Crossbow
>The Vaccinator
>The Ambassador

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>>173069903
>Ambassador

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>>173069185
NUH UH MY DAD IS GABENS PERSONAL COCK SLEEVE AND HE SAYS THAT WHEN HE REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS THAT THE UPDATE WILL DROP SHORTLY AFTER THE MUSIC DISCS GET HERE, REMWBER TO PREORDER AT ONLY 34.99 FOR VYNL AND 15.99 FOR CD

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>>173069903
>giving a short range class a gun meant for a long range class

>>173069903
>turtling niggers turtle harder
>retards keep missing their bolts instead of just using their fucking medigun
>only good for pocketing snipers
>retarded SFM avatar spies that miss 90% of their shots

>>173070098
>no iron bomber

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>>173069903
>ambey

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>>173069903
>The Ambassador

Why use the ambassador? There's a class called the sniper guys you should check it out.

>this mad samefagging snipermain

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>>173070915
???

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>>173070915
>samefagging
Ok bud.

>>173070757
You sneak to a position where you can snipe somebody that a sniper can't get to. There are a few maps where you do this to two-shot an engineer and then you waltz over and sap his shit uncontested.

>>173071313
ese cabron

>>173071313
charge your phone

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>>173070915
?????????????????

>>173064698
>Mfw the pyro update that made it viable already happened in 2008
>backburner used to be +50 hp on wearer (besides not having airblast, incase any newfag doesnt remember that)
Eric Smith can't hide the fact that hes a pyro main at ALL

was lonely in the other thread

>post a webm of a mediocre airshot
>get shittalked by a guy
>we sperg around in the thread for a while
>i ask him to mge me
>we add each other
>after a few days we finally get around to do it
>i can feel the adrenalin pumping through my veins
>rather than throwing the towel i get really concentrated
>my reaction time feels halved, my hands suddenly do exactly what i want them to do
>it's closer than any mge game i ever played
>he kills me twice, i kill him twice, he kills me twice, ..
>it ends 20-19 for him
>he has 3 times as many hours as i do
>he tells me i'm better than he thought i was, we keep each other added, and even play together a few times

this was the first time i actually was 'in the zone' playing tf2 and i realized that learning how to get there is the only way i would manage to ever become consistent
i can now put myself into that mindset on command and i destroy whenever i do it, it's still pretty hard to not get destracted though

>>173073212
>tell guy with few hours in tf2center that he should go scout rather than solly
>he insults me
>tell him to mge me
>we go on badlands spire
>he stays in the ground the whole time with the direct hit
>"do you not know how to rocket jump?"
>"i don't need to rocket jump"
highlander players everybody

I just spent 30 euros on keys to open crates :-*

after playing for 2500 hours I have started to prefer the smg over jarate

>>173074135
what did you get?

>>173074135
so you opened one crate?

>>173074282
3 airdogs
a few other cosmetics from mayflower
2 strange alpoco fists
a strange candy cane

>>173074174
Sniper secondary/melee is irrelevant. Git gud at quickscoping.

>>173074372
>Opening bad crates

after playing for 3500 hours im starting to preffer the original over stock

>>173074058
that's why you go on badlands mid for soldier and viaduct mid for scout mge

>>173069012
Yep, that was my thought process with it. It would still give less butthurt than Pyro Reserve Shooter. Rockets are at least surfable, and it would be more predictable.

after playing for 50 hours I'm starting to prefer atomizer over sun on a stick

>>173074407
didn't have any other to open

>can't put the robot parts i just bought off the market onto my fabricator
>have to wait until the 11th before my new strange festive kukri can count even more kills
heck

>>173074581
>
are you that guy who asked about how to get an original

>>173074721
I'm just making a joke about how new players use weapons without thinking about the stats

the original and iron bomber are for babies who cant dm with true stock

>>173074881
i used to think the Scottish Resistance was awesome just because it looked kinda cool

>>173075095
the original doesnt make a difference except in rocket jumping
you dont even fire from the right with Stock RL unless your crosshair is on something thats pretty close

>>173075170
it's pretty good if you're using your stickies exclusively for defense

stock is probably better in all situations though

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>want to get into fighting games
>none of my RL friends play fighting games
>none of my TF2 friends play fighting games
a-a-anyone want to play Fightcade?

>>173074606
Click the checkbox that says "show untradeable items." Also, stop buying robo parts off the market.

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Someone tell me what happened to earbuds/bud prices and when.

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>>173075764
No not really, but fighting gamrs do sound fun. Good luck getting into that crowd, it'll be tough.

>>173075764
Get SFV while its on sale. If you wanna play as everyone, you can get the game and all the characters for $60. If there's just a couple DLC characters you wanna play as, you can earn enough in game money to buy them in just a couple hours playing the single player stuff.

>>173075780
looking at the backpack.tf page, it seems like the big drop was early 2015
not sure why it dropped tho

>>173078205
uh

>>173078205
Trash plz leave, we have somewhat normal discussions here

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defend this

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>>173079679
Please help name my thing.

>>173079826
half of the mercs can't read

>>173079872
bash the fash

>>173079872
so f*cking ep*c

>>173079872
If you can read this, I got lucky.

>>173079872
I love peanus weanus in my mouth

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>engineers will defend this

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>>173079938
That was fast.

>>173080074
your hat is shit and you should feel bad also the shahanshah is a shit weapon

>>173080163
>Hating on the wizzard hat
>Hating on the shananashah
Opinion discarded.

>>173080005
>scouts that beeline to the intel and repeatedly die to sentries without even trying to shoot anything
my favorite part of ctf

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*hides behind a corner*
*notices ur footsteps OwO*
*walks toward you*
*smacks lips*
*huddahs*
*mmppph mpph white boy*
*kills your entire team because they're shitters with a sensitivity slower than 2 inches / 360 and can't react in time*

what do you even do in this situation?

>>173080246
>defending the muselk wannabe hat
also the shanshah's damage bonus is extremely situational and if you're swinging it at someone you may as well be holding a kick me sign

>>173080439
>Actually pulling out your melee as sniper
>Implying I care about some Youtube wanna-be celebrity

>>173080423
just walk backwards and shoot rockets at weird angles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1qdVI99u8U

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*stands next to a dispenser*
*blocks your path*

what do you even do in this situation?

>>173080909
Nothing, because this situation doesnt exist

>>173080909
*backstab*

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*crits your med, leaving you at 10 hp*

>>173081403
No one uses this weapon

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>medics who give up their only reliable source of self defense for long range healing

>>173082016
>being so bad they can't defend with the crossbow

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>>173082016
>medics defending themselves
Deserves to die. Get back behind me, cupcake.

>>173082016
>fires crossbow into a melee
>can't miss
Whatever happens, TEAMWORK!!!

>>173082016
>needlegun is reliable
>not the crossbow
t.bad

>>173082016
If you ever see a medic with a blutsauger it basically is them saying they fucking hate their team for never taking care of scouts or pyro ambushing.

>/tf2g/ got completely btfo by based Mr Paladin

How will we ever recover?

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>>173082016
>*Does consecutive 76 damage crossbow shots on snipers across the map again and again*

Pssh, nothing personnel, kid

>>173082556
when did this happen?

>>173082556
*respawn in 10 seconds*

stop shilling this goddamn retard here

>>173082016
>being in a team so shitty you need to defend yourself constantly
lmfalmfaml

>>173082016
t. aimlet

>>173082016
>not using crossbow
the only primary worth using, like it or not.
>when most people abandoned needles valve buffs crossbow even more and makes it build uber

>>173082556
>>173082704

I'm at rank 100 should I try to go to rank 101 for that sweet ass pink badge or actually do my fucking homework

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>>173082165
>>173082176
>>173082259
>>173082272
>>173082439
>>173082614
>>173082813
>>173083726
>>173083747
Thanks for all the (You)s

>>173083881
Thanks for the (You) too.

>>173083821
>mfw never fell for the level meme
>instantly forgot about casual and kept playing in "community" servers that i can join instantly any time

Oh I got tricked :'( lmao

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>>173083881

>>173083881
18+
Have sex
Gain height
Take a shower
Hit the weights
Get a clue

Pyro :3

Spy :3

Demoman .3

Medic :3

Engineer :3

Fempyro :3

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B4nny :3

Femscout :3

reminder b4nny is a shitter whomst suck at video game

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How do we fix this weapon

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>>173084781
GREAT post
>>173084961
its an ok weapon

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at last my collection is complete

syringe gun

The Hurting
+On Hit: Refresh any negative attributes on target enemy, such as afterburn, bleed, mark for death, Jarate & milk back to full duration.
+No reload necessary
+No projectile arc
+Mini-crits overhealed targets
-40% slower firing speed

>Implying I'm not a genius and that this isn't a fantastic medi gun name and ween refference

>>173085817
You forget yer image there, pardner?

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>>173085817
forgot pic

>>173074585
You wasted 30 bucks on keys, you could have wasted one more on buying #83s

>>173085750
>why

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Pyro Update

>Increased base movement speed to 330.
>Pyro now has 20% faster weapon switch as a innate class attribute.
>Afterburn is no longer extinguished by medkits.
>Removed Reserve Shooter from Pyro class.
>Flamethrower: Fixed variable particle range. Increased range overall by 10%. Widened airblast cone of fire. Fixed point blank hits and hits against buildings occasionally not registering.
>Degreaser: Replaced +60% faster draw speed and +30% faster holster speed with +25% faster weapon switch. Removed airblast cost penalty.
>Phlogistinator: Now does not require ammo.
>Detonator: Removed increased self damage penalty.
>Axtinguisher: Removed slower draw speed.
>Powerjack: No longer grants speed boost when held. Instead allows the user to regain 75 health on kill, which can overheal.

Base switch speed = 0.5s
Pyro switch speed = 0.4s
Degreaser Pyro switch speed = 0.3s

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>Wonder why this round of 2farts is lasting forever
>See this
Oh.

how many times are you going to post that bad pyro update copypasta

What are people more willing to buy: a regular killstreak kit, or a unique quality killstreak weapon?

>>173087458
a regular killstreak kit

>>173087458
the kit can be used more flexibly
occasionally I'll buy a kit for one of my infrequently used weapons

>>173087393
explain why it's bad without

>resorting to bait
>poorly thought out arguments and baseless assumptions
>viewing it from the perspective of a shitter with less than 100 hours on pyro
>viewing it from the perspective of a shitter pyro main with a perpetual inferiority complex

this fixes EVERYTHING that can possibly be fixed on pyro without having to build every single class from the ground up and redesigning gamemodes

>let's just make Pyro Scout, but his meatshot takes longer to perform, he's slower, and he has worse mid-range options

still a waste of a player

@173088174
by making that shitpost you're also admitting >>173065247 is right

>responding to frogposters
He either is not even trying to hide the fact that he's shitposting, or is genuinely autistic.

that's the easter toad you fucking retard

the update is on easter jesus christ reddit

>my pepe derivative meme is totally not the same as pepe
dumb frogposters

I have 100 hours, most of them in dustbowl, but i know one thing:
6s players be opressing us
fukken 6s elitists

>>173087726
I don't disagree with most of it, but you post it all the time and I'm tired of seeing it

>increasing pyro's movespeed
the biggest defense against pyro is running away, and this (plus the flamethrower range increase, which I actually kinda like) would create inescapable ambushes

>removing the degreaser's airblast penalty
do you want the meta to go back to 90% degreasers? the degreaser is still popular, and 25 ammo airblasts is a good way to make you want to consider stock as an alternative

>infinite ammo phlog
lol
I use phlog almost every time I play pyro, and this is just unneeded. ammo is almost never a problem, and this would just create another week of phlog spam. the only change phlog needs is to make the fire actually show where you're hitting

ya but afterburn would also be more useful now to where an extra 40 damage over time might actually bring a penalty to being hit by a stray particle

also the phlog change isn't necessary but there's also no reason not to since it can't airblast

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What happened to the achievement servers that had custom maps just for that server, as well as a fuckton of fun plugins to use? Like item store to get weapons from other classes, prop spawning, and so on.

It was so comfy and fun to just hang out on those.

Now its all idle and the cookie cutter engineer one.

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post snipmen

>tfw grapedrank achievement turbo has been kill for 5 years

>>173078205
Source

>>173089558
>three tiers of glasses
Could sniper even see at that point

>>173089264
I guess afterburn would be more reliable, but the airblast penalty has worked fine so far. if degreaser use drops significantly then it would probably be changed back to 20 ammo

plus I like the idea of stock being better for reflecting, and degreaser being better for comboing

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>>173089523
I'm still surprise that those achievement servers with "!giveitems" or "!givemeall" gives you not just the achievement items but it also includes actually giving them the achievement.

Isn't that breaking the rules? Specifically how are they not VAC banned yet.

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>>173089558

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>>173089558
>tfw sniper's glasses are a part of his body and can't be changed by cosmetics
I want to like the liquidator's lid, I really do

>>173089651
having tested it myself just now i can say, barely

what is the best meme loadout u hav seen

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>>173090190

>>173090190
you'res lmao

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>>173089558

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>>173090247
o

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>>173090190

>>173089558
Since I'm keeping a theme, post a sniper loadout that references other vidya characters.

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>>173090241
Hey, that loadout is pretty good.

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>>173089558
dont say bad things please

>>173090401
>Gold tossle
>Not black
Almost completely disgusting, right now is mildly puke-inducing

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>>173089558
the shit with the liquidators lid pisses me off but whatever

>>173090632
stay away from my Pizza you fucker

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>>173089558

>>173090702
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 4 years: 4 YEARS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to Gardevoir or whatever furbait you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're
"epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn

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>>173091925

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>>173089558
Sadness covers me like a blanket, just tuck me in and let me die.

>>173092440
wait a second that's not a snipman at all

>>173090190
>>173092440
fuck meant to post to the meme post. kill me

>>173092545
sentry snipman

>>173092545
I snipe with the shotgun, famila.

>>173091925
fuck you you fucking gibus wearing green lime loving heavy pocketing doublejump ignoring quickfix using gunboat nerfing spy ragequitting dangershield equipping newfag. You cant fucking tell me what is good and what is bad in this fuckign game, who do you think you are? I have played this game for years, YEARS, and I have more than 900 hours in competitive tf2 spy play, and then you have the fucking audacity to throw a fuckign acronym in my face like you failed english class in 3rd grade. you are ewverything that is wrong with tf2 yo ufucking piece of shit. i bet you also say the dead ringer is overpwoered just because you cant do basic anti spy strats so you would rather have the entire game change instead of changing a tiny detail in yoru playstyle, you are just like the ufcking liberals that want to change the world intead of just changing themselves. go jump in a whole and then beg the whole to change instead of tryign to climb out yourself nad see how it goes you piece of shit. Saying rstt is the new tip fedora meme of the community and it is only used by people who cant evven properly word their opinions so they jus go by what they think everyone else will say and then hide behind its just a meme bro, well guess what you idiot, being unable to actually explain your opinion and just throwing an acronym at someone does not amke you cool or edgy, it makes you a fuccboi beyond proportion, a pushover that will follow any popular opinion just because he wants to fit in and be one of the cool older kids when in reality all you are really doing is trying to get approval out of strangers on the internet who also want the approval of strangers on the interent, The brain rot after years of using imageboards has likely set in at this point so you cant even be bothered typing out more than 4 letters but i am glad to see you at the very least could find the energy in you to hold down shift.

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>tfw dying inside but you've won a raffle.

:ok_hand_emoji:
:laughing_emoji:

i miss muselk

I miss sketchek

http://tf2r.com/ksjzotf.html

new, probably working

>>173088754
You'll learn some day that the 6s ruleset is not there to limit you, it is there to protect you. Without it, competitive would be even more easily stalemated. With access to banned items, good players would be able to stomp even harder,and those items would become centralizing. Competitive CTF or competitive Payload might even be standard.

100 is hardly any. You will have a good understanding at 1,000.

I miss ster.

I miss heads

I miss human interaction

I miss
how 2 aim

Do anyone think the Pyro/Jungle update will revive TF2 and start a new Renaissance?

I miss my friends, but due to my selfish indulgences I can't have relationships.

>>173093626
idk about jungle but i dont think pyro update will be something more than 2-3 new weapons that get free crits, lolsorandom cosmetics and weird balance changes to existing weapons like "deals +10% damage to players who teleported after getting healed by a dispenser while playing as spy with c&d"

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*crouches while shooting*

anyway to check when was my last game? I'm coming backl

>>173094364
Open steam, click on TF2, it should say "Last played on XX/YY/ZZZZ"

>>173094626
they changed that, it now says the date I acquired it

>>173093715
Bros before hoes

>>173093623
nullcorecheat.net

so i posted this last thread before i realized there was a new thread

lets make up some achievements

I'm the boss here
>Dominate someone who is on a 10+ killstreak

Intuition
>Kill an invisible spy who is not under any debuffs with a direct hit from a projectile

You're like a little bunny!
>Kill a revved-up fully healed heavy with nothing but the bottle

Sharing is caring
>Toss a sandvich to a burning medic

A chain of unforseen events
>Kill a spy who killed a spy who killed a spy who killed a spy

A slight annoyance
>Fail to sap a building 5 times in one life

what's a good fps config that isn't old as shit and still updates

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>>173093094
>tfw won a raffle but didn't win anything

:ok_hand_emoji:
:laughing_emoji:

**it's because of my playtime, isn't it? this is an alt!!**

>>173094984
>forgot we are on 4ch not 8ch
:-ddddddddddddddddddddddddd

>>173095112
>going on 8ch at all
why

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>>173094356
>Not being a sentient sentry pushing the cart.

What sick man send babies to fight me?

>>173094984
I'm so sorry.

>>173094984
>>173066580

What's the edgiest spy loadout you guys can come up with?

>>173095437
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pepislmaolamo

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>>173095437

>>173095478
I was just about to post this. You better not be Xan himself, because that's cheating.

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>>173095437

Post some guilty pleasure weapons.
For me, it's Brass Beast, but only on defense

>>173096169
The Scorch Shot

>>173096169
phlog and scorch shot, but I don't actually feel guilty about it

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>>173095981
epic trickstabz starter kit.png

>>173096169
Wrap Assassin

>>173095478
>>173095664
I agree, my spy is edgy as all hell
At least I'm not viva

>>173096735
That's hardly a comparison. Of all of Viva's shitty loadouts, his spy is probably the best one. I mean, I know that's not saying much, but it's still better than yours.

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>>173096613
That's a Wrap!

>>173096820
>Hypno-Memes

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>YFW the album comes with genuine buds

>>173096806
At least it has some sort of theme
>LOL THIS GENERIC PLAGUE DOCTOR MASK AND THIS DOCTOR'S VISOR GO PERFECT TOGETHER XD
>LEMME THROW IN A BIRD CAUSE WHY NOT

>yfw the album breaks the economy with said buds.

When will the suffering end?

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>>173097036

>>173097103
post his boyfriend heavy's disgusting loadout

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>>173097036
>>173097107

>they're untradable

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>>173097267
>they're only equipable to your least played class.

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>Valve creates the ability to fuse multiple of the same hat but with different unusual effects together to create a hat with cycling unusual effects

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>>173097267
>>173097107
>>173097036
Earbuds already crashed in value ages ago what are you talking about

>>173097551
Oh, right, I do apologize.

>yfw the album breaks the economy with said buds AGAIN.

>>173097628
None of the genuine items with an already existing unique variant did anything to the economy, they just kind of shat themselves.

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>>173097628
No one will give a shit.
Earbuds only got value in the beginning of trading because of the 8 item limit, so we needed something above keys in value.

Now we literally only need keys and metal for currency since you can trade however many items you want.

Keys = Anything that needs money to get
Metal = Anything you can get by idling

>>173097810
>>173097736

You got a point there, poindexter.

Good show.

>>173097810
Ugh, imagine trying to finish a professional killstreak kit by buying all of the parts from other people

>>173097810
Buds retained their value for a good while after the trade limit was increased.
IMO, it was being made listable on SCM that did them in, as the true quantity of supply became readily apparent and the illusion of rarity gave up the ghost for good.

>>173098137
it was really that you would net a key if you used your real money to buy buds and then sold them for keys instead of buying straight keys.
Buds became 25 keys to match
Buds became 24 keys to match
Buds became 23 keys to match.

Every time they were worth less keys they costed less to buy off of the SCM, and as long as you weren't selling to the SCM to get that money you came out ahead.

All the way down to the point where they were abandoned by the community as a currency, and they lost all special value.

>>173096169
Iron Boner.

The look and sound of it, and the way pills are handled are pure aesthetic.

Is pyro update live

i love him

>>173096315
>pyro runs around corner
>wait
>jumps around with flamethrower hoping to get me off guard
>lol no
>2 shotgun shots finishes him off
>>pyromain: fuck you
Whoever made this webbum, thanks for helping me learn more about the obvious.

>>173099298
This is why I lurk and wait a good ten seconds before just fucking off to go kill some other retards.

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how am i supposed to carry when literally 1/5 of my team is NicholasRobloxGaming?

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>>173099757
>disconnect

>>173099757
switch teams

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>when you counter the dead ringer

what is going on in that screencap?

>>173100214
i think its a telefrag

>>173100224
lemme guess. the enemy sniper was aimbotting. neither of yours were

>>173100224
Nice. If your team is worthless, do not even bother playing medic.

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>>173100224
nice spoilers bro

>>173100260
epic

>>173100224
>those two snipers with no ranks
?

http://tf2r.com/ksjzotf.html#
reminder to get free stuff

post ending in 6 determines my steam name for the week
post ending in 8 decides profile picture

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>>173102452
Monster Girl Armpit Enthusiast

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>>173102452
BlessedViva

>>173102517
Horse
Anuses

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>>173102452
Milky Boi titties for daddy

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>>173102452
W a n d e r e r

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>>173102452
Old Lady Semple's Pension Check

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>>173102452
GIVING AWAY TF2 BACKPACK

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>>173102452
Horny Asriel (Add for ERP)

>>173102704
I don't play pyro, though.

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>>173102452
eduardo.comositas.2007

>>173102452
add me for free stuff!!!

>>173102452
[BUTZ] Pyro Main

>>173102452
ADD ME FOR FREE ITEMS

>>173102452
Humpy Bunny <3 Add for ERP

>>173102452
BasedViva sucks cocks

>>173102452
Cuckold connoisseur

>>173102452
DOMINATE ME = GET FREE HAT

>>173102452
HOO

>>173102452
b4nny | SELLING KEYS 20 REF

>>173102963
more like Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Captcha:Mexico For Sale
But who's buying?

>>173102452
kurt cobain's origin account

>>173102452
IK NGRTIGJ4I5MGKOLP5R

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>>173102452
Blindiva

>>173102452
add me i need friemds

>>173102452
El!za The Pyro [GIRL] #Harambe

>>173102452
somebody kill me please

How hard is it to get a 6?

>>173102452
Basedviva is an ugly pajeet

>>173102452
Firebird -=BUYING WEAPONS 4 SCRAP=-

>>173102452
morwanneg

>>173102452
Basedviva is indian.

>>173102452
We Are Anonymous

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>>173102452
I'll be missing you

>>173103191
>>173103289
I'm Hispanic, though

>>173103336
fuck you

>>173102452
Basedviva wastes roll number, the dumb indian.

about time, faggots

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>>173100414
I'm a medic main tho.
I just started playing way more offensively since my team couldnt be bothered protecting me. Ended up essentially being a power-class that also healed when needed.

>>173101370
ikr
>mfw high rank but still get put on teams with people who openly admit its their first comp match

>>173103474
>I'm a medic main, this means this is the only class I can play ever

>>173102760
>Male Asriel
>Not superior female Asriel

>>173103443
Me too, thanks

>>173103447
I'm Hispanic, though

For the first time in my life, however, I had someone tell me "I thought you were Arabic because you understood the gibberish the other Arabic dude was talking"
I'm not, though. I don't understand what the arab dude ever says either

>>173103543
We had no medic.
Everyone refused to play medic.
I decided that having ubers and ability to heal was more important, since going soldier would have me constantly go back for medkits that my retarded teammates already picked up to fix that 2 hp chipped off.
If one wanted to go medic I wouldve switched class

Hey hey, kids. I'm Christopher. I owe my life to my Parents and the Lord. Peace be upon them. I live in Brooklyn, New York: Greatest place on Earth. I "main" Medic & Pyro in TF2, Mercy & Lucio in Overwatch, and I don''t play much else
That's about it, I guess. Have a blessed and Based day and night, friends

>>173103620
fuck you

>>173103640
t. bad

>>173103710
MGE me

>>173103657
Man, someone who loves his parents AND the Lord? How can I sign this guy to the Homies?

>>173103706
:)

>>173103798
fuck you

>>173103891
:)

Stop replying to it, you fucking idiots. You complain about how you don't want it here all the time, yet you keep feeding it attention with your (You)s.

>Implying I give the indian any of my (you)'s

Stop posting without your trip, viva.

>>173104510
You talking about "it" is still giving "it"attention

Lmao, dumb fuck. It's like those idiots who love bitching about Viva while saying "I filtered Viva btw"

>>173104623
I'm Hispanic, though
I never post without my trip, though

You ever notice people on your team just standing around doing nothing? Yeah, don't do that. Just walk into the fight and shoot an enemy please. People like me that rely on our team to push together are at a disadvantge because some of you are just standing around.

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GUYS please stop I just wanna talk about team 2fort twice.

im consistently finding myself on the flank with my whole team wiped.

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Reminder that the Vaccinator is shit

Reminder that the anti-vaxxing scare was solely caused by that thing because everyone who uses it is autistic

>>173104946
>When your votekick for them doesn't go through

>>173105416
Same. Happens especially often on 5CP, because so many new players get lost on their way to mid and end up trickling into the entire enemy team to be wiped out one by one.

>>173105571
>win in every 1v1 scenario that isnt shotgun soldier
>even then you have a huge advantage
its teamfight potential is utter trash, but who the fuck says near-constant uber isnt good

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HOW
HOW DO YOU GET THAT MANY POINTS WITH THAT MANY KILLS

NO WAIT
WHY AM I EVEN ASKING
ITS BECAUSE YOU SPENT THE WHOLE MATCH FOCUSING THEIR FREE TO PLAY ENGIE INSTEAD OF SOMEONE ACTUALLY IMPORTANT LIKE THE MEDIC

THIS IS THE THIRD MATCH IVE BEEN FORCED ONTO YOUR TEAM FOR
I HOPE YOU BURN, YOU CHAPEAU WEARING TRASH

>>173104347
fuck you

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how in gods fucking name did I get a warning for

>>173100224

but people post porn and spam the thread with the same 2 posts does not get anything

>>173102452
I unironically like Death Grips

>>173106689
>backstab kills grant 2 points
it pads stats extremely hard and makes spy mains think theyre doing a lot better than they actually are. nevermind that most of them think that feigning death and running for ammo is a good use of their time.

i miss human

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>>173107109
>it pads stats extremely hard and makes spy mains think theyre doing a lot better than they actually are.
That is the absolutely worst part. You can try to call them out on their poor play, but they have fifty billion points and they use that as evidence that they're doing well. The rest of your free to play team will listen to him cus they don't know any better.

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>>173107293
Point out his k/d. Anyone can claim points if they've been in the match long enough. What matters is if they've got a good k/d to back it up. Points mean jack shit, especially on Payload maps, if you're playing snipper, or if you're a spy.

>>173107565
at that point, they just say
>it doesnt matter, im still at the top of the scoreboard!

you have to understand that spy mains are some of the most selfish people out there. the class benefits the team very little, and spies generally don't help out when they have the opportunity to. youve got to tear a spy a new one just to get him to sap a sentry so you can shoot it.
trying to get them to be self-reflective is nigh impossible.

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Post casual stats
Why I have so many fucking games played I don't know, I think a good chunk of them are just from Valve's shitty matchmaking putting me in games right as they end

>>173107871
>>173107565
>>173107293
>>173107109
But I'm a spy main and I regularly get good k/d and sap buildings when needed, hell I'll even switch or just not play spy period if I feel like the team needs something else badly
>>173106689
>playing spy in 6v6
fucking block them

>>173108786
No one cares about pub play. Feel free to have as much fun as you want there. We're talking SERIOUS killing.

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>kill someone at close range with sustained flamethrower fire
>they start bitching about w+m1 pyros