/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

First for fuck attack animations

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>>173159080
Attack animations are good

you faggots better unban me before i poop my pants!!

report this thread, >>173158148 was first
sage goes in all fields
>>173158148 was first

delete this thread or ill make you turn dead

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FIX THE SERVER REEEEEEE

>10 fps
>300 ping
>sprites are fucking blinking and dissapearing randomly
>literally unplayable
>10 online on highpops
is game officially kill?

>>173159319
Go bitch at lumox to fix byond, its been confirmed to be a byond thing and not a code one.

We don't have enough players to maintain /ss13g/ therefore we should merge with other small games to make a sizeable general.

I vote for /bgg/ - byond games general

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>lummox just hinted at making $5 monthly byond memberships mandatory
it's over...

nst for mrpain sucks elephant dick

>>173159658
link it

or actually don't link it i don't want to believe

>>173159658
When is lummox going to fix this shit

>>173159670
Maybe he's dragging it with his toes

>>173159670
>>173159836
I like how Lifeweb has you walk backwards when pulling something. It's a nice touch.

>>173159319
If 10 is highpop, what is the 40 online now?

Megahyperultrahighoverdrive pop?

>pomf's patreon gets another person donating money
>person mysteriously disappears off the ban page

>>173159658
All we need to be free of Lummox
is for one brave soul to risk an actual legal theft charge by putting a virus into a BYOND test case and getting Lummox to open it, then using that entry point to steal the BYOND source off his computer.

Be the hero we need, free BYOND from Lummox's grasp.

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>it's a faggot shills the thread with his shitty byond russian erp simulator

please go away, go to reddit, nobody wants to donate money to some russian who has to code pussy into a game to get any

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>>173159953
we don't even need byond nor lummox at this point, we have our code base, the backend and our own server, we don't even use their master server.

we could very easily implement our own user account authentication and be free of byond faggotry

>>173161163
>one mention of lifeweb is shilling

To be honest Randy puts in a lot of effort and pretty much solo runs his server, he's coding for it constantly and he deserves the money way more than any ss13 host.

He's smart for taking free money from autists for a big dick or whatever. That's capitalism

>>173161351
We still compile on BYOND, we'll still need its source eventually if we are to try and improve it beyond the pile of garbage that it is.

>>173161163
Large chicken

I don't like attack animations, because honestly they look super fucking shitty and add so much more visual noise than necessary, but is there something besides that that I'm missing here? Is it casualization that's also a big problem here?

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LUMMOX FIX THIS
PLS RESPOND

>>173161824
They can be toggled off but default to on and your settings reset each round

quick, /vg/ is dead and pomf killed it.

what server do we migrate to
1) colonial marines
2) bay
3) have one of our admins host a new /vg/ server

>>173161565
>>173161837
Lummox is like the Notch of Byond, sits back and collects money, hardly does shit beyond the obscure forum post/maybe fixes something once in a blue moon

If you want that faggot to release the source, you need some leverage. Or offer a large one sum donation in turn for it.

They make what? like 200$ a month off it from donations?

>>173161892
I think them defaulting to on was fixed
But the resetting still happens
This is why everyone is scared of touching client prefs

>>173161824
Yes, casualization is a big issue. People dont seem to understand that ss13 gets so much content and autistic detail to its mechanics due to the way its presented, in a minimalistic way that attracts the autistic coders to add more and more to this shanty town of shitcode, you start slowly making it so new standards in apearence are elevated and reduce its autistic nature and you kill it. Dwarf fortress would not survive if you made it look much better, it would stop being dwarf fortress and it would become much harder to develop to, alongside its voluntary developers either leaving due to the playerbase changing or them just not liking how things are going

I wonder what job the /ss13g/ janny likes playing. Do you think he likes to play janitor in the game too?

>>173162368
No, janitors on ss13 get paid. He plays cyborg janitor

>>173162003
fulpstation

reminder that lifeweb is a superior game

>>173162505
Kolith, you haven't played for months, lifeweb isn't even ss13

>>173162368
there isn't a janitor for a single general. janitors work across multiple boards. Why would you think a single person would moderate one of the slowest generals on /vg/?

>>173162182
http://www.byond.com/fundraising

Already made 400$ for this month, there's people on there that have donated 10,000$.

Don't be fooled that they aren't making money.

>>173162618
Because I've seen him delete posts within seconds on multiple occasions in these threads. It's you, isn't it?

Post the best song from Carmen Miranda's Ghost

hardmode: No Jayme Dawson's Christian or Sam Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgZWyntHj0c

>>173162748
oy vey

>>173162765
I like Some Kind of Hero.

>>173162748
What does byond need funding for? Hosts pay for the servers.

>>173163115
Apparently they have 'full time developers'(lol) and cite web hosting costs!

I've personally ran a very popular game server and website and bandwidth wasn't even a concern.

It's just a jewish trick to get money.

>>173163115
Delete this and pay lummox or else

>>173163115
It's literally just money for Lummox.
He's the only staff member, the only coder, for BYOND.

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You who were the greatest server on Byond three years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, "you still can be"? Because, my friends, I know you, I know the Autistic people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the Goon Raids I griffed in, in the Vore Raids the younger autists griffed in. We the Autists have put our effort, our energy of valor, of heroism, unequalled in the history of Spess.

>>173163406
Greatest server three years ago, what the fuck are you smoking?

>>173162240
Oh, I see. It's adding more work for people who want to develop the game to do for something that doesn't add to the game's depth and only exists to make the game easier?

>>173162240
>Dwarf fortress would not survive if you made it look much better
Rimworld.

If you had to pick one player who quit to be the new host of /vg/ who would it be?

>>173163954
>comparing Rimworld to DF

Not that guy but DF has so much depth that I believe it'd be impossible to properly make graphics for everything and it'd probably slow the development to a standstill while Toady spends weeks spriting some shitty barrel.

>>173163808
t. never played /vg/ 3 years ago

>>173164156
Yclat.

>only good code allowed
>medium rp enforced
>no discord
It makes me sad knowing it's no reality

>>173164156
kingston

>>173159434
lag was so bad on vg i went to tg and its actually better there than here.

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give me space screencaps and i'll try to draw em

>coders claim the problem is byond's fault
>every other server and game runs fine

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>>173164404
not exactly spess but I thought it'd be perfect for ss13 art

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>>173163829
Exactly, its a casual addition for people who cant play the game right to begin with and delays/hampers further development by either workload associated by it or game population shifts, a extremely bad adition in that regard but fuck it, its in and it isn't going to be reverted.
>>173163954
Nowhere near good enough compared to dwarf, single z level, flawed raid system accounting which escalates to unbearable levels once you get your town in any decent shape, makes you rely on rng in character creation/raids so you don't kill the good ones and so you dont spend a hour getting colonists that can actually make a colony grow, combat is alright but generally its a much, much watered down dorf, at best anon. The lack of graphics makes developing dwarf a breeze and allows for stupid levels of autism when compared to developing rimworld.

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>>173164404
Draw Mr "Christopher Smittyman" Pain12 blocking the entrances to a horde of rapefugees

>>173164520
I'm screaming inside

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By the end I had a fully equipped security belt, a diamond drill, and a stolen esword, and I never got to use any of it.

>spend an hour on xenoarch preparations, hardly see the miners for the first succ
>as soon as I go on station to cause chaos the shuttle is practically there and I only get to meme one dude with ied bear traps

Suppose it makes up for the last time I memed the shuttle with a large artifact.

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>>173164404

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This made me giggle like a maniac and I'm not sure why

How do you pronounce gib anyway?
Ghib or Jib?

>>173164832
>spend an hour on xenoarch preparations, hardly see the miners for the first succ

One of the miners went loud with an esword before getting arrested by BEEPSKY and killed

>>173164795
Was the greentext worth not using your fancy shit to torture people?

>>173164596
that's a lot of words for a grand total of 0 arguments

>>173164934
I'll vocaroo it for you, how can I contact you?

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>>173164404

>>173164954
We had three miners, I had even fully made preparations for silent takedowns and succs, but alas they must have been killed by the rogue one.

>>173164934
>Gib

like Gib me dats

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>>173164404

>>173164934
Jib, because gib is short for giblets.

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hm... to code and be productive or go play and continue shitposting

>>173165079
ghib me dats

so why don't the coders just revert their changes to before the server started dying? if the server stays shit then we know its byond's fault. and if the server is fixed then the server is fixed

>>173165105
>want to code something
>it's hardcoded
>would have to recode everything to make what I want
>give up

>>173164984
I never got the opportunity. By the time I had acquired all my gear, the round had ended. Science was slow on the diamond drills because no one did research at first. In addition, I was also made a security officer by the HOP, and by the time I had everything, the round was over.

I've never coded in my life, I hate all coders and using github to downvote reddit pull requests makes me angry and suicidal.

Where do i begin because I want to code and insert my shitty fetishes into the server

>>173162003
/tg/ duh

>>173164871
I saw that shard on my cam and was wondering what the fuck was it doing there

>>173165419
https://www.humblebundle.com/books/python-book-bundle

>>173165102
So it IS gib

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>>173165485
>python

byond is nearer to C

>>173165419
clone the code to your desktop, grab an IDE like notepad++, and make something simple. Ask on Discord in #howdoicode for simple requests.

What really activates my almonds is that byond takes forever to compile than I have to load a local server which also takes forever than load into the server and wait for everything to boot which also takes forever

If I was getting paid to do this, than see image but since I'm not I can't be arsed to do anything

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damn, how does a man choose

>>173165673
There's a reason assistant is at the top

>>173165485
I'd actually argue that learning anything BUT dreammaker first is detrimental to programming for ss13 because you learn to use a logical language following sensible syntax and then you realise none of it matters here

>>173165673
A slave obeys, so pick something where you have no responsabilities and dont have to answer to anyone.

Real men are assistants or all access assistants.

>>173165485
>python bundle
for what fucking reason

>>173165650
literally just change your map to test_tiny and turn off vaults to get instant loading

>>173165843
... why is this some arcane knowledge that I must bitch to obtain?

>>173165761
this.
HoP is the biggest slave there is.

>>173165752
>nd then you realise none of it matters here
this
I only read some of the documentation and part of the coding guide and am infuriated

>>173164795
I was the clown.
I literally dragged the CE's locker through the hallways and assured people that I was simply playing a prank on Engineering. Somehow, everyone who saw me either forgot about it or ended up dead.

>>173166202
why didn't you just emag it open

What area needs a redesign?

>>173166304
possibility 1: he needed to drag it to a secure place so that he could emag it
possibility 2: HONK :0)

>>173166304
Partly because I am retarded, and partly because I thought it would be funny. It worked out in the end, so whatever.
>>173166415
is mostly correct.

>>173166371
Box perma? Deffs maint? Metas dorms?

>>173166508
>Box perma
What about it?

>>173166371
The mining asteroid on box station. Right now there's an asteroid island section which is extremely mineral rich, and always spawns diamonds with a 0% chance to be gibonite. (The other maps have similar problems with ore distribution.) It's always the first place I rush off to as a miner on box because of how imbalanced it is.

>>173166537
Its lifeless, deffs perma has some nice touches to it and metas is nice too, but box just seems bland. Put a punching bag in it, a exercise machine too, something else so it isnt just a boring botany rush to escape.

>>173166371
On box, the atmos/engineering connector hallway is cancerous and tiny. Constant people walling themselves in and other non-sense.

Expend it so it's two tiles walkable and remove some of the unused lobby space(engineering has two lobbies for some reason and neither are public use like other maps)

Please

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>>173166537
About half of the time you perma a prisoner, they break the windows and kill themselves by spacing themselves/electric shock

>>173166843
That part is a feature though

>>173158992
>this image
gets me ery tim

Deus Vault whence?
Space biker vault wonce?

>>173166371
Deff brig is much comfier and well equipped for prisoners then it is for officers

>>173167001
It sucks, though. Since perma is insecure in various ways, (due to the botany area, the prisoners can produce unlimited soap to slip you with if you ever want to perma another person with them) the end result is that sec is even more borg/execute happy and for good reason.

>>173166371
There needs to be a bar of soap somehwere in box maint, the holodeck redesign got rid of the old one that was in the ghetto theater.

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>>173164404
not a screencap, but needs to be immortalized

>>173167201
you can also break the glass and grab the spray bottle on the table from executions, fill it with the sink and slip

>>173167196
I love deff brig for advanced medical kit.

>>173167246
Soap is the GOOD cleaning product though
If you want to get ghetto clean, slice up a bedsheet into rags

>>173167386
Def brig also has its own hardsuit room which is way better than 2 hardsuits in EVA and 3 in the armory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vP2hFFV57E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CamAhPeYoC8


I learned so much about shitpoosting this and last year

>>173167450
it's for slips and nobody but me would ever take the bar before it was a casualty of the actual good holodeck anyways

>>173167349
I'm gonna have to admit that I don't get it

>>173167660
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/13786

>>173167246
>>173167450
>>173167609
It was a banana peel, my bad. Still needs to have a slip object somewhere in maint, though.

>>173167482
yeah, it has jetpacks and shit
also wardens office looks cute

>>173167609
rags are better weapons for a bar than soap is. fuck slips. I'm gonna throw molotovs

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>>173164404
space jesus came to us when his order was formed, deus vult.

>>173167660
kilozombie is a brave gay birdo fighting to save no-fruit from nerfs against the entire ivory tower

>>173167861
Reminder that directly thrown molotovs do nothing but toxins damage since you technically inject people with their contents and too much welder fuel does toxins. Always throw near people and then get the fuck out before the room melts and co2 goes up the wall.

>>173167349
hello kilo

>>173168040
>>173168040
>directly thrown molotovs do nothing but toxins damage
what actual retard coded that

>>173167660
>he missed the lamest server drama of 2017
you are lucky
I wish I didn't get the reference
the fact that I do, is a testament to how much of my youth I've wasted with this shitty community

>>173167861
>actually making molotovs instead of making even more ghetto molotovs
all you need is a a discount dan's machine, a cup, some welder fuel, and a syringe for like 5 of them

>We can't let the cult win
>CALL THE SHUTTLE

>>173168040
Does that mean you could have chloral moolotovs?

How much does it inject?

>>173168159
I tried to improve them and shit but I gave up, the retard who coded them named himself in the drinks file, molotovs are just fancy bottles full of liquid splashing upon impact and triggering a ignition, nitroglycerin and so on don't work at all due to them not having any floor splash code, only welder fuel does. Its a fucking abomination of oldcode.

it's cult

>>173168373
How many floor tiles does it cover? Could you make water molotovs?

>>173168430
CALL

FUN ROUND

>>173168362
HoS only called because there were only two guys left after the detective died and juggs were smashing up the station.

But then they destroyed it and rooted out every single cultist...

Well, look at it like this, at least we dont have to play on meta now!

>>173168362
Was there a chaplain

>reporter interviewing assistants in the ghetto bar
https://youtu.be/Omtfe7lb-gE

I wish the brig was consistent in features throughout the 3 maps

Box: extra consoles, lots of space, 2 sec vends, really useful processing room
However shit brigbay and perma, no EVA

Deff: nice ass cells and perma, own EVA room and has tea machine
Only 1 sec vend, no one knows where interrogation is, no spare cuffs or flashbangs outside armoury

Meta: Bandoliers in lockers, free extra beepsky, decent brigbay and EVA room
No firing range

>>173168168
I didn't miss it
I just didn't recognize that's what the image was referring to

>>173168373
>>173168282
YUCK fuck it i'll just still to my /tg/ IEDs

>>173168069
not kilo
i'm the MS paint prodigy who originally posted it in one of the many github threads during that autistic kerfuffle

>>173168628
Cute lamb.

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>>173168369
Yes, they do work
>>173168456
same as a normal bottle filled with anything, and no, water, for some reason, only works on the tile its impacted, it doesn't spread like welder fuel does.

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WHERE DO I CONTACT LUMMOX?
REEEEEEE

There is nothing better than Knight Orders from cargo, I even joined one while playing vamp, great round.
Then Reica subverted AI and borgs killed everyone.

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>>173164591
sorry, had to do something, shit will start poopin'

>>173170301
good shit hombre

>>173170301
That Goliath looks like shit

>>173169434
Just like in my animes

>>173169106
BYOND forums.
He'll usually respond a time or two if you give him a few days.

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who the gronk is lummox??

>>173170579
But animes don't end every episode with dumb bitch killing everyone

>>173170301
Mostly good but the goliath middle eye looks like a clown nose

>>173171195
Robots fighting knights, though

Maybe get good

Is the game choppy for anyone else too?

>>173171312
yes

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>>173164614
so that's how pain looks like?

>>173171312
Yes. I couldn't fireball the fucking turbo-bloodhound borg for the life of me because of how shitty it was

>>173171121
>no yellow glubs on the assistant

>>173169434
>Not being so robust so you turn the AI against the person who subverted it
Reminder that tech storage has an AI upload circuit and a reset module.

>>173171430
>reset
>remove hacked upload board laws
lel

>>173171414
he doesn't have hands anon

>>173164842
so... regular genetics?
use green pills next time

>>173171485
He has a toolbox, assistants never use toolboxes, they use toolbelts, yellow glubs and plastic bags.

>>173171578
The assistant was building his hidden chem den while being watched the entire time.

>>173171662
Traitor greyshirts use toolboxes, why waste tc for a esword when good old robusters are everywhere

>byond is being flagged as ransomware
HELP

>>173172353
rip you

>>173172353
whitelist it you complete ignoramus

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>round duration 10 minutes
>no available assistant spots

>>173172493
but what if his byond isnt REAL byond?

>>173172537
ICK OCK

>forget plasma catalyst in the cryo beaker because borg nohands is spamming chat rushing me to do his job
>get ahelped instead of having it pointed out
kek
now I know which shitter to avoid having as a coworker

If you juice a single banana you get 5 banana juice
If you grind a single banana you get 1 banana juice


I am going to change grinding to 3 nutrient and 2 potassium, do you have any issue with this?

>>173172632
try and get me faggot

>>173172643
>get ahelped
What is this shit?
Plasma isn't even deadly in the mix because cryo+clonex removes toxins and let's not even mention the eternal dylovene in the mix.
How the fuck are 5 units of plasma mixed in by accident admin intervetion worthy? This reminds me of the time I got cloned as a traitor mime, talked to another traitor who was hidden but because he had a bounced radio on the AI heard and ahelped just for an admin to gib me for it.

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Remember to be a good goy and play xenoarch!

>>173172863
This is a bad feature

>>173172863
but what does it dooooooooo

>>173173010
badfeel

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>>173173010
>>173172987
Was just posting it so someone in the discord could see it in action.

It's a new trigger for artifacts where you need to pay one of three types of dosh to activate it.

Like this weeping angel trigger it got added in recently.

The spooky messages are from the effect, which is badfeeling.

>>173172663
None here

>>173173278
Why are you people adding shit to the job that is already filled with random chance with a 1/100000 of dropping

do you think this will make the game any more fun for anyone 99.9999% of the time

>>173173278
Why the fuck would it need money
what's the game logic behind this?
what's the balance logic behind this when large and useful artifacts that are easily activated are already exceedingly rare? when money is worthless yet coders didn't even allow a traitor telecrystal option for cash for gimmicks?

>>173172863
Kill yourself.
You could do something interesting like a god of greed idol, but a fucking vending machine?

slime girl ss13 quest soon

Kek you guys sure are upset.
Those triggers were actually submitted by the thread.

>>173173384
>Why are you people adding shit to the job that is already filled with random chance with a 1/100000 of dropping

Because most of us actually play and enjoy xenoarch, and want to improve it in the areas it is lacking. We had a large shortage of triggers and I recently moved all the system code from being a hardcoded abomination to a datumised abomination, so I wanted to give it a test drive.

>do you think this will make the game any more fun for anyone 99.9999% of the time

No idea, that's why we have the github for feedback, the triggers I made were pretty easy to activate and don't add that much tedium compared to others imo, pay2use might need some tweaking but I need some ingame tests for that.

>>173173464
>what's the game logic behind this?
The same reason/logic sprinkling some water on an artifact, or emagging it is a trigger, it's just a meme game that needs content stop overthinking it.

>>173173636
You're free to code something like that yourself, I was just adding content in a place that was lacking.

>>173174298
Thanks for adding more to xenoarch.

That said, you're wasting precious calories typing out (You)'s to people who most likely just greytide 24/7.

Which setting do I need to toggle to stop this awful music?

Would you support bringing back prison station?

>>173175154
we should add every map we can and remove weighted random

>>173175154
Donut v3 is supposed to have one.

>>173175154
I've never played it, but I like the premise, so yes

>>173175154
Yes. I like the idea of perma being escapable but I like the notion of it actually being used a little better.

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>>173165062
it took me more time than expected to do it but it was pretty fun

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>>173164404

>>173165062
>>173176367
Oh hey! I remember that! My buddy put a gremlin at the comms console and drank so much he passed out. I had to drag him to the arrivals pod

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>>173176367

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>>173164404

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>>173164404

>>173177576
what was he trying to accomplish?

>>173177654
do a cargo borer farm. He was new to the game so this happend like 3 times before he got it right

How do you put items like chameleon projectors into backpacks?

>>173177757
kill the boer!

>>173178424
By turning yourself into security

>>173178424
I think you right click it and turn scanning off

hey, haven't played in a couple years so i downloaded byond again and made a new account, but i keep getting "connection died" when i join a server. anyone know why or how i can fix it?

>>173174298
can you add more effects instead of triggers? its hard to get a useful artifact those days

dear avada

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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>>173179209

I'm banning Avada. Speak now if you have any objections

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>>173179209
You do know Avada is a guy, right?

>>173179761
it doesnt matter to me

>>173164274
Im honored but I both cant code and I, on ocasion, go to the discord, lots of faggotry and faggots there but its effectively a much easier way to communicate and give feedback on ideas/prs.

>>173179209
Watch out kid, Avada is MY wife... you don't want to get hurt...

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>when you play the game to goof around and don't give a fuck about the autistic baystation shit

>>173180020
>>173179898
>>173179209
Avada is still Emilia's and nobody else's

>>173179995
Don't get a big head, it was a just a meme.

>>173180171
Responding seriously to joke posts is a habit of mine, its fun.

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>>173164404

>>173180079
>not just shitposting in the thread to create drama and not actually playing the game

do you even [insert player I dislike here]?

>>173180364
Those generators should be recessed in the wall so the contestants can't turn them off
one recessed at the top, one at the left, always turned on, then you can just toggle the connecting one to engage or disengage the field
fucks sakes there's a mommi there and all it needs is some windows and grilles removed god

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>>173166834
fuck it i've got bored

>>173172663
do it

>>173167349
I still feel bad about the way I handled the whole thing. N3X deserves no bully

need to know what this june 2d10 directx 5kd is is and how to download it

>>173181389
We are not accepting new players, sorry.

>>173180870
Ive tested them, they have a lot of shit that needs fixing and they arent even a real race, they are a mutation at best, one that barely gets any damage from being in a scorching hot room but die in less than a minute if you spray a room with a foam extinguisher and it reaches below negative 10 celcius, they get mostly minor tox damage if you spray with water, nothing major. They dont have any interesting gimmicks anon, at most youd get a bunch of exploiting antag greytiders due to that elec immunity, slime traitors that overheat the distro/molotov a area and chill there or non antags that do nothing but act like humans becaude thry are just humans that get fucked by water, cold and dont die when they get shocked.

Do the gas miners just constantly spew out gas as long as they're wrenched anywhere?

wait so basically I cant play?

>>173182209
yes

>>173182209
Yes.

>>173181389
so like I cant play is what your telling me

seems pretty dumb if u ask me

>>173181547
why aren't we accepting new players?

>>173182209
They also need power and to be turned on after being wrenched, but yes

>>173182557
Rounds can have as many as 60 people on even during non-peak hours. We don't need more people, we have too many!

>>173181547
why though?

>>173182646
jesus christ man 60 people is not that many i've played on servers with 100+ people on and it's considered low-pop

>>173181547
yes why is it that you aren't accepting nw players

>>173182704
Our pop barely tops 25 on a good day

>>173179209
>the internet is castrating a generation of young men
exhibit A

>>173183130 yeah i don't pay much attention to our population ever

>>173183130
>I only play at 4 in the morning

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>Compiling...

>>173183419
4 AM has like 8 people at roundstart and gets up to 20 TOPS

>>173183584
Yes, that was my point. We're in the 50's-60's during peak hours, even more after some fag makes a youtube video or kids are off from school. Lowpop is not representative of the whole day.

>>173183734
ok and? that's nothing so why aren't we accepting new players?

>>173183826
Pomf's orders

>>173183826
>that's nothing
You are the reason we are not accepting new players.

Rust being able to create radiation again when? The TEG has been nerfed so hard that it is almost impossible to reach SME levels of energy unless you pump in plasma with the heat of the fucking sun.

>>173183950
oh fuck really ok didn't know

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When you realize the turrets aren't going to let you stand up.

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new players make me cry

SUBMIT TO YOUR SUPERIORS CARBONS

>>173183826
Not him but 30—40 is perfect pop for a lot of people, enough players so the station will run decently, enough so it insnt dead but also not too chaotic, murderboning is harder to do but antags can still properly antagonize, comfy projects are possible snd people.enjoy them more, so on. Too many people and it just becomes a shitstorm.

how do we fix the retarded lag when right-clicking on a pile of items?

>>173184116

They're not new players, they're refugees that wants the same shit as their old servers without even realizing it, and vocate to have it that way again

>>173184116
how do you prevent this crap from happening

>>173184190
alt-click instead.

>>173184165
shut up sausage

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I finally managed to finish it. Thank you everyone who stopped by.

>>173184263
>when you code it XDDD

>>173184165

OOC: Grimreaperx15: So, why did someone blow up all my borgs
OOC: Kavaloosh: cuz i thought'd it'd be funny
OOC: Grimreaperx15: I hate you.

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>>173184165
SaMMIs readded when?

Programmable arms added when?

I want to build a greyshit autoborger

>>173184290
> closing maint
YOU FUCKING BIRD

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Cпacибo зa нaличныe

>>173180567
You can lock the controls

>>173184458
It's just a little sliver of maint. Besides, any respectable bar will have a coat room for its guests to store their belongings.

>>173181389
Google it

>>173184039
ok man sorry i just don't check pop very often and i thought that 60 was tiny because i used to play on yogstation about a year ago

>>173184875
Go back.

Who were the antags last round?

>>173184549
WAIFUS EVERYONE

>>173184549
IDI NAHUI PDR CYKA

Okay directx is installed, flash is up to date, activex filtering is enabled

byond still does not turn on

>>173184549
Thanks for taking a screenshot to prove that you're metagaming by assuming two people will be having sex in dorms.

>>173185247
t. souhei ($500 poorer)

>>173185195
YOU'RE
NOT
WELCOME
THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES NEWFAGS, THEY DON'T GET THE FUCKING HINT

>>173184549
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY GAMBLING MONIE

Somebody give me some good programming music to code your ideas to

>>173185848
the sim city 4 OST is bretty good for coding

>>173185848
psytrance
or lainchan radio

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>>173185794
S L U T

>>173186074
I never asked for this
I simply wanted the cyborgs to go away
MAKE IT STOP
NO STEALO PDA-O

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Is there frame sprite which I can reuse for a closet frame? I really don't want to make my own

>>173186341
What do you mean by frame exactly?

>>173186341
Then don't bother
Shit like that is why TG code is in the shitter

>>173184116
>Add something nobody wanted
>Majority negative feedback when brought up
>Adds it anyway
>B-but you can turn it off!
>Doesn't even work properly
>Close the comments when people bitch about coder sneakiness

S N E A K Y

>>173186395
a metal frame
as in incomplete closet

>>173186407
it'll look like shit regardless of what I do, unless you want to make it

>>173185848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r6C3z3TEKw

>>173186482
Closest you'll get is the open closet at that point, we go straight from metal to complete closet (The first one in that DMI)

>>173186482
Take the blank one and knock out the back and sides. It's not that much work.

>>173186482
>>173186672
Or take the blank one and chop the door off.

>>173185494
FUCK YOU NIGGER, THE GAME WAS RUNNING FINE

I INSTALL NEW CPU AND GAME STOP WORKING

I'M OLDFAG NOT NEW FAG

>>173186812
hey, that could work and actually makes sense in this case, thanks

OH THE YEAR WAS SEVENTEEN SEVENTY-EIGHT

>>173186904
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!

>>173180129
Emilia is Rin's
t. Rin

Are there any decent piles of songs to use on instruments out there other than the piano page on the wiki?
Also being able to put credits into drinking glasses when for maximum busking.

>>173186341
where to fug is that thanks doc locker used

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>>173185848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJPBWp0Yyo4

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>>173184116
Delet this

>>173185848
https://youtu.be/F5hhFMSAuf4

>>173187687
is this about attack anims?

>>173187469
The ayy lmao xeno vault

>>173186425
>majority negative when brought up

Attack animations has never been majority negative from anywhere it was polled before it was released.

>>173188003
Yeah, the ivory tower has gone insane with power. The head chicken should be saying something to them soon. He seemed pretty annoyed yesterday about how they merged it
>>173188330
Didn't it get reverted very quickly after it was put in the first time?

>>173188434
>can only merge their shitty TEEGEE attack animations on april fools
>refuse to remove it after aprils fools
>clamps down and shuts down all discussion about it on the git
>even the chicken is pissed about it

>>173188434
It did, but that was because Intigracy was getting tired of gridlock and just pushed it right in as a "test merge" or some shit and other collabs were mad they weren't told.

The poll before his PR, the PR, and the PR probe made to remerge it after all had a majority of people supporting adding the attack animations.

>>173188434
jesus christ they are toggle-able you guys are so autistic
t. not a coder

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>>173188623
Imagine if the players knew that this was an actual permanent change PR instead of the april fools joke it was. I doubt it would have gotten the same jokes. Because this looks oh so serious.
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14503
>>173188932
It retoggles itself every found round.

>>173189030
Did you bug report that?

>>173189189
I don't want PJB to lock it instantly and be a target of the ivory tower.

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>>173189030
There are really just a few shitstirrers trying to cause more CODER DRAMA

>>173189404
Does anyone have that old kelly edit about untested PR's? I feel like it needs a touchup

don't be a probe
read the code

>>173189030
>poll and feedback on whether this should be merged is gathered before april 1st
>merged april 1st hidden behind a joke
SO SERIOUS MY AUTISM AHHH TRIGGERED AHHHHHHH

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wow these booty crumbs in my latte are really neat
thanks for that

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>>173189468

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>>173189517
>Sucking the ivory towers smeg filled willy

ugh

>>173190070
>having such aggressive autism

ugh, why do I have to share a planet let alone a game with you?

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>he's an open source coder
>on 4chan
>on an autistic space game
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he locks issues he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he closes prs he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to code anything besides attack animations
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>173190989
>he will spend all his time playing an autistic atmospherics sim
>he will never provide anything of value to the community
>he will complain vehemently whenever something doesn't go his way
>he is on autismbux
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to code anything
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

>>173191148
>TFW omega level contributed sprites and nothing else
Feels neutral

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>>173191148
Shitposting has plenty of value. At least it doesn't make the server crash endlessly and run at 10fps

>>173191537
It's not even frames for me, it's insane delay for all actions

>>173191537
>confirmed it's a BYOND issue several times
REEEEEEEE CODERS FUCKED ME IN MY SLEEP PLS BANE THEM, I WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE AGAIN MY BUTTHOLE IS FOREVER A GAPING MAW

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>>173191724
Why is every other server working just fine then? Not even celt was this incompetent and eager to blame other people for his fuck ups.

>>173191958
>Not even celt
Who are you trying to fool Celt?

>byond starts shitting the bed
>conveniently after a controversial addition is added with literally zero transparency
>people are surprised other people both think there might be a correlation (even if there isn't) and are mad about it
Really Quantifies My Cashews

>>173192683
>controversial things are somehow inherently more likely to cause gamebreaking issues than less well known things

I'm sure this is a logical fallacy but I just can't decide which one

>>173192683
>people are surprised other people both think there might be a correlation (even if there isn't) and are mad about it
>people continue to be mad when the correlation is disproven
IT'S A HIT PIECE

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It's astounding, githubs changing
Coding takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to manage code
I remember doing the self merge
Drinking those moments when
The shitposting would hit me
And the ivory tower would be calling
Let's do the self merge again,
Let's do the self merge again!
It's just an untested code
And then a april fools merge
With your friend merging for you
You bring the game to lag
But it's the server crashes
That really drives you insane,
Let's do the self merge again!

>>173192776
>>173192802
Where's the proofs?
Not memeing where's the actual proof.

>>173193013
He didn't self merge it though