Dota 2 Gen /d2g/

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First for a general thread for the playing of the Dota 2 videogame

Burning-God

Explain this dotards

clips.twitch dot tv/ModernVibrantHummingbirdFailFish

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>when your team ooga boogas so hard you lose a won game

This general is actually so bad. It used to be shitposting about the game. Now it's just shitposting about celebrities. No better than TMZ.

>>173092809
d2g is eternally btfo

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>>173092849
>tfw you were dominating as mid but while it looked like your team was booga, deep down you know it was really you

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>>173093273
>tfw you dominate early and mid game, get too cocky, then go full retard and throw

>>173093273
>enemy has fuck all
>push lane to take high ground
>have aegis
>mid, offlane and safelane leave to farm the enemy jungle
>just venge (me) and crystal maiden start hitting the tower until we notice team fucked off
ooga
booga

dota 2 more like league 1.5

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>>173093342
>then go full retard and throw
I do this too

real talk
how do I stop doing this?
genuinely want to get better at the game

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>>173093673
Focus on not dying, having money for buyback and not dying over all other things unless it guarantees the win. Get better at understanding when you can safely pressure highground if you're playing heroes that splitpush (hint: you should be playing such heroes)

>>173093532
gotem

stupid fuckin mod
I hope /d2g/ dies

REMINDER

IG won DAC so there will be no patch.

NICE GAME DOTARDS

>>173095057
kys

>>173096991
In the last month I started browsing 4chan again after about a 2 year hiatus. My god, modding has become so much worse. I just got a warning for making a legitimate criticism that was phrased in a way that implies that people who defend x thing are retarded. I think they just censor shit that rubs them the wrong way.

twitch tv/overwatchpit

Why the fuck is LD casting some literally who Overwatch tournament

>>173098257
LD WANTS THE WORLD

>dota 2 gen
so when did d2g start letting in softies who let this shit slide

>>173098257
He fell for "Competitive TF2: 2 Electric Boogaloo"
Maybe Blizzard offered him more shekels
Game is already stale despite having 2 characters released
Normie's already left and the community is not as alive as 2008-2010 TF2
Game is "dead" by the end of the year unless they release something mindblowing

>>173098669
This

The game is the same stale shit every single game, with the same stale tank meta.

t. used to play it a lot

>tfw no mommy milk

>tfw clarity potions on nyx assassin are basically a guarunteed way to get a spiked carapace stun because nobody can resist removing the regen

>>173097085
>Implying coldtoad won't nerf radiance and illusions
I like rat but this illusion bullshit is for pussies who hate risk

wtf ana found out his mum died during DAC

>>173099093
Source?

>>173099093
Damn son
So who will OG recruit as their mid?

>>173099093
stop posting this ana shit without proof you faggot

What if the range on pudge's ult increased by 100 for every hero killed by hook damage?

>>173099536
viable

>>173099209
idk someone said it in the other thread

>>173099485
i was asking
since i just got back from work any someone said in other thread

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*roots you for 3.5 seconds at level one*

>>173099217
I mean, I wouldn't care if my mom died.

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Why am I going against stacks of Chinese and Peruvian people?
Why can they seem to throw together any comp full of memes and win while who I pick or how many wards are down its just getting face fucked at every term?

>>173099792
is this it?
>>173083593
son, are you stupid?

Hey /d2g/, I've been playing some DK lately and I've been having some serious mana issues, which bottle or soulring fix only partially. I bought Echo Sabre and I didn't have any more issues, and it also helped make human dk a bit more impactful, but I feel like I'm missing out since dragon form is the important part that I should capitalize on.

Are there any other mana and regen items that you'd recommend for DK? Urn sounds nice, but I'm not sure.

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>>173099945
*dies for 0 seconds at level 10*

New terrorblade level 25 talents: -40s Sunder cd | All sources of damage from Terrorblade bypass the effects of backdoor protection for 8 seconds. This effect has a 100 second cooldown.


viable???

>>173100090
There is this thing called mana pots.

>>173100039
no, it was near the top of the thread
i started reading the old thread when i woke up, then this one got made

>>173100090
shivas guard
lotus orb
sheeps dick
linkens sphere

>>173100189
You're an idiot my man.

>>173100140
all the respawn talents are dumb and shouldnt exist

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mfw naga & alch are banned

>>173100472
>taking d2g hero rebalance posts seriously

How do you deal with post esports withdrawal?

>>173100747
i play dota

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When does this game start to get fun?

>>173100930
about 2k more hours scrub

>>173100668
weed ayy lmao

>>173101020
What does scrub mean?
I'm new at this, please don't be mean.

>>173100747
playing dota

>>173100272
that guy never provided proof in the end and stopped responding

>>173100038
Cn doto best doto la

'member level 1 haste rune treant protector first bloods?

>>173092290
Implying anyone here will miss the fat jew who is fat and a jew

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>>173100930
It's fun if you think it is fun. But you will hit a certain threshold and get diminishing returns of enjoyment. No mater how low or high your MMR is, pubs are atrocious.

It's only fun with friends - and everyone has a difference tolerance level for Dota 2's bullshit. I would still be playing regularly if all the friend who I could rely on in pubs didn't get frustrated that they plateaued or stopped playing just due to work.

DOTARDS?

>>>/y/2301690

>>173099093
Another senseless casualty of the emu war.

Sad, really but do you see the UN intervening? Hell no.

>>173101276
eeks dee

only oldfags like us will 'member that :p

>>173102098
cute

>>173100405
thanks

patch?

ded

>wake up
>OG still dumpstered

And even at a honeypot, where OG is supposed to dominate.
LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v7SMUd7pTE

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>>173100930
it doesn't

i feel bad for ana cuz hes about to get kicked

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>mfw I will never play pre 7.00 dota again

its not fair bros. its not fucking fair

>>173103153
he still got one chance in major

>>173103153
>tfw notail wont be the one who is kicked even though he is the very clear weak link of OG

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>>173103212
shrines/exp/gpm/gold/TALENTS

were a mistake.

This is not dota. This is not fucking dota bros.

>>173103431
>literally do nothing every match
still can play in tier 1 team

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>>173103153

Give me all the carries
I have no game impact to lose

>>173103506
> exp/gpm/gold
uhm what?

>>173103431
i know, ana might be an idiot but he plays for the team.

>>173103598
nothing, this game is epic! talent brawler:2 is so fucking fun!

le epic may may fights all the time xD kills are so fast and do not mean anything because shrines so epic!


:V

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>>173103516
this RETARD is CARRIED to winning PREMIUM VALVE LANS

and basically,

You're a fucking RTZ

>>173103935
rtz is better than him desu

DAILY REMINDED THAT NAVI WON AS MUCH AS THEY DID BY ABUSING FARM METAS
>DAILY REMINDED THAT NAVI WON AS MUCH AS THEY DID BY ABUSING FARM METAS
DAILY REMINDED THAT NAVI WON AS MUCH AS THEY DID BY ABUSING FARM METAS
>DAILY REMINDED THAT NAVI WON AS MUCH AS THEY DID BY ABUSING FARM METAS

>>173104131
Oh absolutely, a million trillion times over.

>>173103431
can u guys imagine Jerax get kicked after they lose this year TI

>>173104452
>moo gets kicked after winning second place at TI with DC

poor guy....and momma moo. They deserve better than secondrate col.....with no cancel

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>holy shit, finally a game i'm doing well
>my team is doing pretty good too, we're snowballing hard
>bloodseeker is doing kinda shit but that's fine, since the rest of the team is picking up the slack
>one bad teamfight, we still have the advantage even after it
>shitload of pinging and crying
>it just doesnt stop
>they HAVE to have the last word
>start playing really stupidly because they're so tilted
>try to tell them that we can still win this if we just shut up and stop arguing
>"but he started it!" "tell that to HIM"
>peruvian publord invo shits all over them cause theyre uncoordinated now
>they mega us and win
this isn't even "me ooga team booga" in terms of skill. they were all doing varying levels of okay to good. why must people let shit be so personal to them that they tantrum and throw a game?

>>173104736
>why must people let shit be so personal to them that they tantrum and throw a game?

4k-5k is literally about preventing your team from tilting or having a tantrum

>>173104736
people are always looking for a scapegoat. That is why "muh peruvian" boogeyman is so prevelant. People do not have faith in their skill and are always looking for a way out/a way to blame to continue. Keep in mind that is the mentality of a bitch.

>>173104736
because they're fucking stupid. i had some carry intentionally start feeding and tilting because he got ganked one time and screwed up the teamfight. even then we were fine and winning, but because he played bad he started to intentionally then started flaming me and claiming he intentionally threw to piss me off even though it was an honest mistake on his part that he wont admit (amazing cognitive dissonance and mental gymnastics

>>173104736
pub dota is 1v9 game

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I can't wait for the post-TI7 shuffle.

What team do you think RTZ will switch to?

>>173105218
secret
eg
secret
eg
secret
eg

>>173105296
There's no way he's joining Secret again

i just want fear and universe together again

>>173105332
if secret is good again he will

only thing i wanna see in major is
Jimmy btfo Fly again

nice dota 2 discussion lads

it's like i'm really in /scv/

gook

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>tfw you 6-slotted but your support still stackin'

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>>173106730
M-me on the left!

umm guys, how is invoker balanced.

>tornado
>meatball
>blast
>from 2000 to 0 hp in 2 seconds couldnt even pop bkb

>>173107502
>needs hand of midas
>needs aghs (after 7.00)
>split pushes until he is max level/ able to pull off a combo from having maxed two skills (quas /wex/exort) and kill someone solo


just gank him several times while his is laning mid and watch him rage quit.

t.mirana mid picker.

>>173107502
you most definetely can pop bkb before meteor and deafing blast reks u

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how did we go from this...

>>173107806
mirana mid against invoker is really fun You wait until you are level 6/5 and have your q with as many points as possible and value points in your w and e. You hit an arrow while it is night time/fog of war to hid yourself then leap right next to invoker farming a wave and make sure your leap has a double starfall hit after the arrow, right click him down afterwards.

easiest mid of your life.

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>>173108478
to this

>>173108535
>2017
>not using WASD to move the camera
>and using a mouse with 10plus buttons for spells/items

fucking gross.

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JUST BECAUSE A PRO PLAYER ROAMED MONKEY KING DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD DO IT TO.

Fucking 22 minute midas, no shadow blade for the ulti, RIP my fucking MMR, why doesn't he try to practice it in unranked at least or look up builds

>>173108019
blasts disable can be applied while in cyclone.

>>173109728
>implying roaming MK is not meta

stay whatever the fuck bracket you are in-K

>>173109914
4K, it was literally his 3rd recorded game on monkey king

>>173109978
oh okay so he understood the meta at a player level but did not copy the playstyle/builds of other meta players


zzzzzzz

>>173110083
They didn't even have a jungle hero to roam against at the time he picked

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>wake up
>h0neylans btfo 3-0 by Burning and co
LMFAO how will Liege Lelouch ever recover

>og picked enigma against a team that just destroyed them with a riki
>they just pick riki again
ahhaha cant get over it

Not really interested in dota 2 anymore. A friend gifted me the purple invoker set which goes on the market for more than 100USD. Is there any way this set could diminish in value? I was considering selling it for more steam games or trying to RMT.

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>>173110343
>>173110410
>giving a shit about some chink lan

It's about the major shekels, goyim.

>got a finals ticket in the second batch of ticket sales
>got my midweek this afternoon

wew

who here got their finals tickets?

>>173111394
>>173111417
See you boys there. Hope we get another EG vs EHOME Game 1. The entire western audience singing the National Anthem while parading out of the arena that night was something to remember.

>>173111532
Americans are so fucking cringeworthy

>>173111532
Found a video of it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhNHUE3V7uU

>>173112175
>chinese crowd that roots for it's home teams
>reddit: OMG so Racist!
>NA fans literally singing national anthem and wearing countless american flags for NA teams
>reddit: hahaha USA USA!

fuck redditors

>>173112027
It's cringeworthy, but only if you weren't there. The feeling in the arena was pure fucking electricity. Every time one of Ehome's heroes got zapped down by a DAgon, when Universe bought that Rapier, when they finally downed the throne. It was damn magical.

Doing >>173112175 felt nothing but natural.

>>173112291
I've been to The International and most westerners I notice clap or at least give a small cheer any time a good play or kill happens. The Chinese are nationalistic as fuck and remain dead silent. At the end of TI5 I ended up accidentally sitting in the Chinese section of the seating area (yes there's a section where they all gather because they don't want to sit beside westerners) and they all shouted shit like "FUCK EG! FUCK USA!" any time CDEC got a kill.

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who is this lina

>>173100521
>Be well farmed [HeroName]
>Ignore 'bullshit' Respawn Timer talent
>Get 5 man ganked while the peruvian two stack, sub 5 hour player and village idiot are all fucking around in the jungle
>Now you're dead for 90 seconds you can't afford buyback and you can do nothing but watch in horror as your team all feed themselves and the enemy team smashes all your rax

>Be well farmed [HeroName]
>Grab that respawn timer talent because it's a given mechanic in the game and the best choice
>Get 5 man ganked while your peruvian 2stack, sub 5 hour player and village idiot are all fucking around in the jungle
>Now your dead for 55s, can afford buyback should shit go south and can successfully defend your rax

>>173112495
me

>bsj right now
lol

tfw you use 2 computers and 3 phones to get a finals ticket
fucking did it though

>>173112865
go to sleep dezly

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>>173112865

you're qt

Tell me how I'm doing, /d2g/

I just broke 100 hours in game
I have a 50.7% winrate, and over 60% winrates on my three mos5 played heros (Dazzle, Underlord and Wraith King in that order)

How am I doing, and how bad is ranked compared to unranked?

Captcha: Doutor Morr

>>173113947
good job for now player
dont start ranked yet, i did that mistake and now my ranked games are dogshit when compared to unranked

>>173113947
Nobody is trying in unranked. You are statpadding your winrate for yourself because no one cares about anything but MMR

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>he didn't play 1000 bot games before his first unranked

Uh?

>>173114304
I'm still only level 14 so if I get 10 pts for every win, and it takes 100 pts to level up... That's about 60 ish wins left, so I'd say optimistically 90-100 matches, realistically 120-140 more matches so ranked is a long way off for now. What are good winning heros for people who were horrible at Starcraft and Warcraft III?

>>173114717
I played like 3, then realized that splitpushers are an instant win in any difficulty. Making bot matches useless outside trying new heros or practicing Meepo, Arc, Beastmaster, Brewmaster and other micro intense heros

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When did you learn to accept that you will never be good at dota no matter how much you practice or play?
I just learned it after losing another game.

>>173115207
You arent good at anything in life either. Accept that and just be better than yesterday.

>>173114680
High winrate = better mmr faster

>>173115207
Aún no lo he heco.

>boo hoo why no cheer for away teams
i'm disappointed they don't boo them. where's the atmosphere, the home team advantage?

>>173111532
kek i still remember that chink faggot who was smirking at me when EHOME was dominating the early to mid game and his fucking face when late game happened kek eat shit you dog eater

>>173115881
Agreed. Each team should have their own stadium.

WHERE IS THE PATCH
I NEED THE PATCH

>>173115881
the autists in "esports" are obsessed with professionalism even in the fans. you're not allowed to boo

>>173115207
>anime poster
>sucks at dota

it checks out folks. Nothing to see here.

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So this is a 100% purchased account right?

Also who the hell builds S&Y on legion?

>>173106730
holy shit Is this the new heroes dotards?

>>173116950
seems like typical hero mainer who has taken a long break desu famalam

>>173117336
:3 yeah you bet it is!

>doughturd two the video geimu
>is actually a turd
Sasuga vulva

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>tfw getting exactly 18000 tower damage on TB

xth for cr1t = sh1t

>>173118646
Go to bed artour

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>>173118330
>tfw 20462

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please dont look at the puck as well

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NEED

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When is he going back to support? He will have to if he wants to win a TI

>>173120267
Best thing about this is that he actually healed burning

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>My boy will get nerfed again

Fuck everything

>>173120757
who said?

>>173120373
TO FEED

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>>173120373
TO HUG!

Is there any offlane hero that can beat Ursa and Lifestealer in lane?

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>>173121752

>>173121752
omniknight support

carry phantom assassin

>>173121752
brood desu

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post a cuter dota 2 waifu!
pro tip: YOU CANT

ded

>>173122057
I dunno man. PA can't trade with Ursa even if she maxes Blurr since missed attacks don't remove overpower stacks. And he can totally kill her from 100-0 with a 3-1-1 build and phase. Best thing she can do is max dagger and last hit from far away.

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prove your an oldfag

>>173112795
That's why the talents are stupid. Yes.

>>173112415
>nationalistic as fuck

implying thats a bad thing. The country that isnt gets invaded by brown hordes *cough *

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>>173122871

>>173122871
I fucking miss old dota, when even pros went Radiance on Doom and where you could just randomly queue into Dendi or another pro and it was the greatest moment ever to play with one of the best players in the world, even though you got dumpstered every time. People were experimenting with shit and even though there were meta heroes and builds, everything wasn't as perfectionized as nowadays, where a month into a patch something broken is found out and then spammed to death. I miss the old armory and the old trading where you could actually have fun with trading rares and other shit and even make a nice profit, enough to buy enough items for your favorite heroes, by trading in between games and queues. I miss when the pro scene was much more emotional it feels, where people would get emotional over a 50k or 100k tournament, nowadays pro teams even don't care much about fucking majors because TI is so big. I miss how pro teams had more character, where interviews were legit fun to watch, nowadays nobody even fucking cares about anybody anymore. I miss when there was cheese in the games, where teams actually just drafted really cheesy strats and actually won with them.

>played a game with an aussie on my team
>literally "bantered" the team the whole time
>connection issues all game
>easily tilted shitter

Aussies are LITERALLY indistinguishable from peruvians that can speak english

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HOLY FUCK THE FEELS.

>>173124746
*sniffles* chyna numbah wahn..

>>173124746
What is he up to lately? Fulltime streaming?

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>>173122871

Should I reinstall the game?

>>173125571
you should kill yourself

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reminder to play bounty for free mmr

>>173125873
Back to plebbit my friend

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Can't sleep what do.

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>On a business trip for the whole next year in Chile
>Every game I have to play with 4 Peruvians on my team because of the geo change
Is this hell?

>>173126224
From Chile you should be able to access SEA server so you can at least play with malays, indos, and pinoys. They're friendlier than most western players I have to say.

>>173126297
I can access US east servers with 120 ping which is just fine for me, but I always get a team of 4 peruvians, it's worse on SEA because I get 150 ping and my team is always 1-3 peruvians and a SEA boy

>>173126349
Oh shit, quit dota for a year then I guess.

>>173126349
why would a Peruvian play in the SEA server?

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I got bored and tried to replicate the tables from the wiki for future custom hero ideas. What do you guys think?

>>173126393
Why would a Peruvian play in the US server when they have better ping on PERU server? Who the fuck knows man.

>>173126224

>year long business trip
Is it really a business trip if its a year long?

>>173126760
I might stay here for longer if the business takes off, I really need to learn spanish and start dumpstering Peruvians I guess. I already started playing on Peru servers because Chile servers are filled with Brazilians.

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Just realized I've been queueing on the Russian server and not EU West

>>173115207
rtz played dota 16 hours a day for years
tl;dr if you're under 10k hours you probably won't be any good at the game

>>173127561

How much of that time did RTZ fantasize about destroying teams from within?

>>173126515
>M$ WORD

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>>173127561
>tfw wasted 16 hours a day on 4chan for years

>>173127628
Actually it is google docs.

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>Parents make fun of me playing Dota
I'm 20 but a Neet with no money, fuck me

>tfw I finally quit this trashheap 1 year ago
Sometimes I open up the client for the hell of it and i actually become nauseous. So many wasted hours

>>173127748
show them your sick puck skills or some invoker combos

>>173109736
Except blast doesn't disable

>>173126157
>play spirit breaker
>press q on heroes
?????
>win

>>173125974
how can we trust you when we don't know your mmr you fuckboi

>>173127748
>>173127845
MOM....GET THE CAMERA

>>173127748
work part time on some easy job like mail delivery

HOW TO FIX DARK SEER
ion shell removed
new skill to replace it, greater ion shell
damage per second 20/30/40/50
damage radius 425
duration 20
cd 10
remove cast animation on surge
level 15 talent +14 health regen or greater ion shell damage +20
pls rate

>>173128296
check it out mom
>plays rubick
"when do you win, son?"
>welll if my carry does a good job, he wins the game for me! meanwhileI just buy wards for map vision, look at these cool spots I can place them!
"we raised a cuck"

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>watch the games I missed
>IG vs Newbee Game 1
>empowered 6 slots rapiar Luna can't do shit against Alch + Weaver

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I finally lost a game on my 4k smurf.

Who was in the wrong here

>>173128413
>not just making his wall illusions have full access to the abilities of the enemy heroes
are you even being creative?

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>>173129649
>300gpm offlane viper
>4k
you

>>173129649
weaver, 17k networth and only 2/5/4 means he was useless all game even though weaver can fight early and take advantage of his mobiltiy

>random a naga in pub
>rad in 28 min
>win without a single micro

>>173129780
>be bad
>cant farm
>get carried
fixed this for you 2k bro

>>173129760
i randomed

>>173129771
yeah i agree he basically wasn't in one fight the entire game

i think the alch was a smurf because his geepums was too high for 4.1k that represents pretty much perfect farming. not that we could pressure anything with our awful draft

>2k
>lose because draft makes no sense and no thought was given to it
>4k
>lose because draft is just bad

groan

>>173129862
>i randomed
no excuse for 300gpm

>>173129915
how do you get geepums when you can't win fights or take objectives with a hero who can't farm at all

just saying...really he's still one of the worst heroes in the game so many heroes in dota have no point anymore

>>173129968
t. 0k

>>173129968
he isn't one of the worst heroes, his strength is that he kites heroes and turns them into melee creeps
you just had zero farm and shit items so they didn't care about jumping on you first
srsly you even had a passive that lets u last hit better and u still couldnt farm

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invokers fucking awful

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So is Ogre Magi a HoMM3 reference?

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this guy plays dota only for four years and he just got 9k mmr on his second account
he also plays in best CIS team and all top mid players talk about how they don't want to lane against him since he is too strong
meanwhile some of you stuck in 2k and complain about invoker, slark and forced 50 even though you played dota since 2007

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>>173130558

>HoMM3
HoMM2 > HoMM3

>>173130625
t. psg i'm now 2.4k after achieving 2.9k naturally

it's legit harder to win games in 2k than 4k, though

evne that viper game i posted earlier, i did badly but i also randomed and took it, and i didn't shit the bed unlike the pos1 carry who had literally z e r o impact on the game

its quite obvious that at 4.1k im better than several players every game, mmr is such a sham

but not as if theres any argument anymore after miracle lost 6 games in a row on his 3k account with like 28/6 kdas

>>173130558
>Spd: 5 (slow)
nope

And of course Lina is fucking broken, like I expected

>d2g says hero is shit
>hero is actually not shit which is then proven by statistics
I stopped counting how often this happened

reminder to never actually take any opinions posted here seriously

>buy finals ticket last night
>wake up
>instantly regret it

Got caught up in the moment and I forgot my intense social anxiety

>>173133095
who knew that being able to die as often as she wants would be the secret to her success

>>173133095
bruh d2g said to max sleight of fist and that sniper was nerfed in 6.83

after the chorus of "LOL SHRAPNEL DOESNT HURT TOWERS" i never listened to this place again

>>173133140
bro, you have to get over things like that to experience life. force yourself.

>>173133140
they have a great resale value

>>173133186
hero that need countless deaths to be a strong ass carry when?

>>173133095
viper had 100% win rate in DAC and a 14.25 kda in one game

viper is the best hero in the game guys

>>173133359
bad bait

>>173133405
>responding to a sarcastic post with a "bait" post

i want phoneposters to leave

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>play 7 matches, win 4
>I use mic, play support for most, co-ordinate ganks, encouraging teammates, telling them not to worry, we'll be fine
>12 commends
>Also get muted

why does this happen?

>>173133459
it's not only sarcastic, it also doesn't raise any points

It's not even funny

>phoneposters
How'd you come to this conclusion?

>>173133509
comm reports search for special words like "nigger" in chat and how much you communicated and in relation to how much you communicated before and ping spam etc.

>>173133515
yeah, i want 15 year olds trying to "win" every post to leave also. holy shit like we need that here. we may seep with negativity but there is also a tongue in cheek culture that you clearly don't get at all and think you can force into

>>173133598
>don't say nigger because I'm not a screeching 12 year old from /pol/
do you have any other theories sir

>>173133509
> I use mic
)

>>173133604
you just wrote a retarded post, get over it

>haha viper has 100% winrate! because he has one or two games played!! get it?

Are you 15? This isn't even reddit tier humor, this is kindergarden or some shit

>>173133598
>comm reports search for special words like "nigger" in chat and how much you communicated and in relation to how much you communicated before and ping spam etc.

No they don't. Reports do not function in any way other than mattering when they close together or in numbers.

>guys i promise you valve wrote this chatlog parsing system and integrated it into the report system and and and

No, they didn't.

>>173133681
I play techies all the time
I constantly get 5-10 reports/ 10 games
never muted
except one time I tried to be a team player and communicate with other than the chat wheel
instantly muted after game

>>173133598
>comm reports search for special words like "nigger"
Definitely false. I say nigger or nigga in team chat or all chat literally every game, my last 10 report cards had <3 reports on them

>>173133670
it wasn't intended to be humor, child. please go back to /v/, thanks.

>>173133738
wow, an anecdote of something that happened one time

your anecdote surely means that valve did extra work that nobody would ever see or know exists. because we all know that's how valve works

I say "nigger faggot retard" every single game EVERY GAME btw and haven't been muted in weeks because nobody has fucking reports anymore.

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>>173133762
Then what was it intended for? It doesn't raise a point because I know what a fucking sample size is.

>go back to /v/
>kid
>child
>phoneposter
Be less obvious cunt

Here's an anime reaction image since I know you cunts love them so much

>>173133845
>rebbit spacing
back you go

>>173133903
>rebbit spacing
best meme of the decade I think. Has it occured to you that putting

a break between two parts of the post makes it look formatted better?
Hell, I bet you used to do it too, and forced yourself to correct it to look like this, so nobody calls you reddit

>>173133890
>>173133903
dead general

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>>173126157
Man i bet theres like 10 chapters updated since i last read

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I AM A GIRL I PLAYED DOTA ONCE I COMMAND YOU TO GIVE ME ATTENTION WORSHIP ME WORSHIP M.E.

so one of anas parents actually died and its confirmed now...
harsh

>>173133993
patrician4chaniansdontevenusespaces

>>173126157
sauce on this manga?

>febby is streaming in fnatic house
>house is full of laughter and bantz
Goddamnit, it's like a camping trip and you get to play games all day.
If only I was allowed to play games when I was younger, this could've been me ;_;

>>173134113
i thought it was him that was dead watching him play desu

message CMsgSignOutCommunicationSummary {
message PlayerCommunication {
optional uint32 account_id = 1;
optional uint32 pings = 2;
optional uint32 max_pings_per_interval = 3;
optional uint32 teammate_pings = 4;
optional uint32 max_teammate_pings_per_interval = 5;
optional uint32 team_chat_messages = 6;
optional uint32 all_chat_messages = 7;
optional uint32 chat_wheel_messages = 8;
optional uint32 pauses = 9;
optional uint32 unpauses = 10;
optional uint32 lines_drawn = 11;
optional uint32 voice_chat_seconds = 12;
optional uint32 chat_mutes = 13;
optional uint32 voice_mutes = 14;
}

repeated .CMsgSignOutCommunicationSummary.PlayerCommunication players = 1;
}


this is what dota sends back to the game coordinator, as per from a github repo where someone reverse engineered the communication protocol valve uses

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>>173122610
Soe of course

>>173134113
source

>>173134363
yes and you have no idea how any of it is used or whether some of it just goes to null.

>>173134412
it has no string[] chat_messages

how can it be parsing the chat for 'nigger'

unless they parse every replay separately, hint: they probably don't because why would they

kill yourself nigger

>>173134380
can someone post the shoop of Soe sucking dick?

Hey anons, I'm coming to Seattle this year. I heard you can make some $$ buying and selling some secret shop stuff, searching for codes people threw on the trash and stuff like that. Does anyone know how to make the most profit from this? tips, etc. tx!

>>173134492
>responding to me as if i'm arguing against you

okay

>>173134583
get the codes, add em to your account, sell em 3 months later. what's not to get, dummy?

>>173134583
You will be thrown out if you start going through the trash.

>>173134758
He can do it in a surreptitious way. He won't get thrown out, there's thousands of people there; they can't keep tabs on them. If anything they'll ask him to stop, in which case he goes elsewhere and does it.

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>>173122610
any of these will do

How do I play invoker? He seems so weak now that he doesn't get stats from his orbs.

>>173134967
Also it's like all of your combos are rendered useless by a hero with mobility or a force staff.

>>173135060
DELETE THIS NOW

>>173134857
>embarrass yourself digging through the fucking trash

can whoever posted about this leave here and not come back since we don't really need you in our little group? thaaaanks

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>>173134967
download le script and all you have to do is move him around and press "kill"
Or abuse adderall like some do

>>173135127
I love the game don't get me wrong. I would like to buy some stuff and then recoup the tourny costs, it's just that.

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>>173135127
>reddit spacing
>sassy passive tumblr-aggressive
wew lad, time for you to crawl back into whatever hole you came out of

>>173135128
man this image infected my eyes with cancer

>>173135128

N I N E
T H O U S A N D
M A T C H M A K I N G
P O I N T S

>>173135254
>sassy passive tumblr-aggressive

you were supposed to hear it like david spade's airline attendant character from saturday night live

when is kiev major

>be psg
>be sort of excited for quake champions to come out but not really
>you can bring back the game (sort of) but you can't bring back the people and community
>budding 4chan QC community seems about 10 times worse than any other vidya community on the site

why won't they just make l4d3

>>173135254
>le reddik boojyman

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>>173135128
>4 most common invoker items
>missing bots and midas
>mediocre score
>1080p 60fps
>best invoker player
>teamliquid and og logos

@173135424
why cant u just securetrip already so i can filter you
no one gives a fuck about blogposting

>>173135487
did you even read the shit he said? fuck off m8. then he apologised it away with some NA shit.

>>173135595
trips r 4 fagz
i'll post whatever i want this general is fucking 86'd anyway

@173135647
but you are a faggot, so what are you trying to hide

>>173135405

When arteezy and loda become good again

>>173135716
so never in anybody's estimation

>winning at 4k isn't about drafts or compositions but about making the retards on your team not tilt or start flinging poo at each other

For fuck's sake

>>173135965
drafting/comps is the first opportunity to keep your team level
it is also one of the most important

How come no one plays lone druid the old way, in the offlane, with items on the bear?

>>173136385

The old ways died with bulldog and alliance.

>>173136385

Lone Druid with items of bear was already ultratrash because with all the highground defense bonuses now, shrines, and fortifies he couldn't end the game before the bear became a liability.

Then he got nerfed even harder becasue of the stupid fucking Ranged Druid build. He needs a fucking rework. He is a gigantic ball of stats that is either dogshit or oppressively strong with no in between based on how big that ball of free stats is.

>>173136496
how is opening up another viable build considered a nerf?
bear build has received nothing but buffs since 7.0

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Am I the only one here who fantasizes about sinnedonut having a thick penis? somehow reminds me of jailey bay

>>173136865
That is so fucking gay dude

>>173136630
>Increased Rabid cooldown from 30 to 45
funny thing that this nerf hurt ranged build pretty badly, but bear build got outright deleted from the game with this change

>>173137119
Stream your boypussi you sissy cunt

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Is it okay to buy shadow blade on faceless void?

The 600 range on leap is kinda short, and if they see you they spread out like fuck

>>173136630

Rabid nerf means that not only is the bear build on the clock before it becomes shit but it only works for 2/3 of the time

The bear has to stop and then swing, this is actually the only way to keep the bear on targets consistently for much of the game.

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>>173133750
I love how this was posted in two threads in a row and still hasn't been purged, do you think mods allow doto lewds now?

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>>173137304
stfu dotie

>still no elf hero

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>>173137304
REEEEEE MODS REVERSE I WANT TO SEE LINAS TIDDY

>>173137274
OG were eliminated from TI6 after losing to shadow blade void
make no mistake though, shadow is not an initiation item, it's splitpushers punishing item, you should get it to catch that faggot ember who jumps to his remnant every time you timewalk in his direction, if you want ebin five man chronos you should get blink or that new level 25 talent

>>173136496
Shouldnt a ball of stats be more easy to balance than unique mechanics? You literally just increase or decrease values.

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>>173122871
>Guinsoo balance

Thank god coldtoad is in charge now

>>173137274
More than okay, it's a pretty good item, initiation that doubles down as a good dps item. A combination of shadowblade + timewalk also works against gems.

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>>173137568

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What the fuck happened with the Dota community?

2 years ago, people LOVED experimenting
You could try new stuff like mid Ogre or core Jakiro and nobody bat an eyelid
Sure, you got flamed if you failed and fed the enemy, but if you tried and succeeded it was all good

Fast forward to today:
>omg report Lich he bought Maelstrom
>omg report Ogre he's going mid
>mid WD? GG, I feed


Dota's meta is SO STALE it nearly rivals LoL
How the fuck do we fix this community?
When did it turn so cancerous?

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>>173138728
Hey frog1

>>173138759
>>omg report Lich he bought Maelstrom
>>omg report Ogre he's going mid
>>mid WD? GG, I feed
that always happened

>>173138759
>How the fuck do we fix this community?

this game is very old and now its over. 7 was a desperate attempt to breathe life into it after valves analytics showed them that the game would flatline in 2 years

you move on to a new community that does new things in a new game, you dont hope to resurrect an old, dead game.

>>173107249
What is the symbolic significance about that animation?

>>173138759
take off your rose colour glasses anon

>>173138802
Not like today

I remember everytime a new patch hit, people would try all kinds of new crazy shit

Now it takes two days before it's "report ember, building battlefury"

Truly sad
Dota had the chance to be the one, good MOBA

>>173138594
does guinsoo have asperger's? that looks like something I would have written in my maths notebook when I was 14

>>173138841
>you move on to a new community that does new things in a new game, you dont hope to resurrect an old, dead game

too bad none such community exists
every game is just a remake of a rehashed idea

>>173138759
This is what happened:
Valve are greedy and wanted the LoL audience, so they changed a lot of the game as an incentive for them to switch.
Now we have a lot of ex LoL players in the community who are still stuck in their old mindset of only one viable strategy.

>>173138759
>Caring about your team

Just mute them and go mid anyway

>time then good
>time now bad

time today NOT like YESTER DAY ??
Dotards??

>>173138993
no not really not at all, you just play the same type of shit over and over

>>173138932
people are still doing that anon

we are into the 4th month of 7.0\
where do you think wizard ember and sniper ld came from?
people reporting you for taking a support mid isnt a new thing

>>173139054
Suggest me a game, shitskin.

>>173138759
We just had 3 AQUILAS LMAO back at DAC finals

Its reddit destroying "experimental dota" because their meme pros are not approving it
As much as I hate BSJ hes the only entity besides Wings that is trying weird shit just to see what works

>>173138759
start over with a cost to play the game

just like HoN, reskin every hero
even like a $10 cost will keep out "trolls" retards and thirdies/niggers

>>173139301
>even like a $10 cost will keep out "trolls" retards and thirdies/niggers

doesnt work for cs:go

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>>173138759
The community needs discipline to correct their ways.

>>173138759
old game, impossible to keep it fresh forever mate

and no, the meta is not even close to as stale as league's

>>173139405
cause csgo actually costs like $2 now
cause le steam sales and Europe Tier 2/Russian pricing on sales

>it's the "anon grows up to find he's bored with his computer game and blames it on the changes instead of the passage of time" episode
i hate reruns