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SLUT edition
>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJBq

Previous thread: >>173011093
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First for Scott x Vetra is canon
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Vetra sex scene never ever.
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Cora is cute!
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http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
https://www.masseffect.com/news/the-journey-ahead
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>tfw no brown cora gf
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>>173053268
>that ass

Should be yoga pants.
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Post characters.
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Elaaden!
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Latex-clad waifus getting RAILED!
>http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2324840
>http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2305538
>http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2303377
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Reminder to pirate the game
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Patch notes.

>Allowing you to skip ahead when travelling between planets in the galaxy map
>Increasing the inventory limits
>Improving the appearance of eyes for humans and asari characters
>Decreasing the cost of remnant decryption keys and making them more accessible at merchants
>Improving localized voice over lip sync
>Fixing Ryder’s movements when running in a zig zag pattern
>Improving matchmaking and latency in multiplayer
>More options and variety in the character creator
>Improvements to hair and general appearance for characters
>Ongoing improvements to cinematic scenes and animations
>Improvements to male romance options for Scott Ryder, including romancing Sara
>Adjustments to conversations with Hainly Abrams
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>>173053268
MEA A SHIT
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>>173053442
I like it.
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>>173053354
why god?! WHY?!
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>>173053464
ok
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>>173053442
And good thing, too.
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>>173053416
>Improvements to male romance options for Scott Ryder
HMM
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>>173053567
She's beautiful, should replace the default
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>>173053512
Oh yeah I agree, at this point making Jaal bi would just be weird. I was just trying to say him potentially wanting a family with Ryder shouldn't have any bearing on his romance, because it's not like he can procreate with Sara either.
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>>173053445
>>173053268
Kill yourselves.
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Speaking hypothetically would one of Vetra's fingers be too much for Sid to take all the way to the knuckle?
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>>173053464
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>Improvements to hair and general appearance for characters
Looks like I'll have to start a new game.

>Still no quick save
FUG
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Is there any way to fix not being able to load a save when dying? Without having to restart the game?
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>>173053464
There's something.... off about him
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>>173053462
Yeah i also believe they think its a simple fix, and could be fixed within 2 weeks. Redoing a romance would take a lot of time and resources. Would have to get the VA back in studio, make new animations ect.
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>>173053442
>N7
>slap it on everything
>add C8 for the initiative
>never explain it or use it on anything but one armor

Stop this shit. N7 has turned into the 5.11 tactical of the Mass Effect universe. It's embarrassing.
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>hay guize we're going to fix the character creator and animations
>oh but were going to pander to gays and that one trans character as a huge priority!

i'm gay and this enrages me.
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>>173053464
I'm suprised that I don't have character screenshot besides skills one.
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>>173053416
>>173053541

I never doubted Bioware
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>>173053721
It's not till thursday, anon! You can finish your game and be ready for NG+ by then!
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Making Jaal bi is like making Dorian bi - absolutely no sense.
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>>173053803
what
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>>173053567
>OOMPA, LOOMPA, DOOPITY DOO
>THIS PRETTY FACE IS COMING FOR YOU
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>>173053541
>Improvements to male romance options for Scott Ryder, including romancing Sara
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>>173053674
Angaran women look like men. If Jaal is going to be degenerate enough to fuck any human it would make more sense for him to fuck a twink like Scott.
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>>173053714
Nigga if a regular uncut nail hurts like a razerblade then her fingers aint doing shit
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>>173053756
what is it
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>>173053803
They're probably gonna remove Hainly's line about her old name and swap it for something more vague, that's all.
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>>173053803
>that one trans character
If we're talking about Hainly, her dialogue that opens up all the extra shit to do on Eos was broken for me, so I wonder if it's a fix for that instead.
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>>173053803
It's bad that they're addressing things people have asked them to address
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>>173053541
>>173053416
I hope this means shit like this will be fixed.
And improve on weapon stats and fix augs.
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>>173053930
Preset 3's gigantic fucking head.
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>>173053930
I cant put my finger on it, maybe the eyes are too large? Well, not that you can change that
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>>173053940
I love how much effort goes into appeasing trans people.
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>>173053464
We can all agree preset 3 is the best Scott Ryder preset, right?
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>>173053907
Based Bioware
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>>173053416
>adjustments to conversations with Hainly Abrams
Is that code for "She's no longer going to announce to a complete stranger that she used to be a man?"

Also what do you think they've got planned with the gay options? It kind of sounds like they're just going to be adding content to the existing ones, but maybe they'll toss in another male fling so gay Ryders can get the achievement.

>>173053874
To be fair, making a straight guy into guys is often considered more "acceptable" than making a gay guy into girls. There's kind of a stigma associated with it because of conversion therapy or something, if I understand correctly. You're completely right, though - if they make Jaal bi, it won't be in this game. Too much work to get it up to snuff with the straight scenes, and outright removing those scenes to make it "fair" would piss off a sizeable chunk of the fan base.
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>>173053907
Incest can be cute.
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>>173054085
head too big. Preset 6 would be perfect if you could actually make him white.
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>>173053674
Glad its not just me that thinks it would be odd to put it in now.

Yeah i think even if their biology are similar, that there would be no way Sara and Jaal could have a child together. So that isn't really a reason to keep the romance to just her.But things are as they are. Can't fuck Kallo either, but i'm not gonna have an fit over it.
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>>173054183
Yeah, probably making it so Hainley doesn't out/deadname herself. I hope BioWare Montreal is really as bro as everyone says and they change it to SAM scanning her and saying "Hey Ryder, I think that's a man!" / being confused about it.
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>>173054183
>Also what do you think they've got planned with the gay options?

Gil as squadmate.
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>>173054183
>To be fair, making a straight guy into guys is often considered more "acceptable" than making a gay guy into girls.
Where, on tumblr?
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I like how Sara being autistic is practically canon
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Today, I will remind them.
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>>173054341
Prison or /gif/ usually. (So many bbc / trap / 'i'm going to suck my first dick' threads there)...
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>>173053987
it's bad that pandering is being given the same priority as actually important fixes
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>>173054341
Well, yes. If you want to reach a little, it's pretty pervasive in normal society as well - you see people joking about fragile heterosexuality with straight men all the time, but you're just expected not to suggest the same thing of gay men.
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>>173054183
>Also what do you think they've got planned with the gay options?
Ideally I'd like for Gil's romance to be rewritten so Jill is less of a crazy straight woman who can't accept her crush is gay and more of a supportive friend. Maybe make it Gil's idea that she be their surrogate instead of having her be obsessed with the idea of carrying his baby.

> but maybe they'll toss in another male fling so gay Ryders can get the achievement.
I think this could be a possibility but my first idea was Avitus, and that could be really good or really bad.
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If they're changing romance shit for male Ryder since the options are dysmal making Suvi bisexual or at least giving Cora longer hair would be better than adding even more gay niggers from outer space
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>>173054195
got hard/10
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>>173054546
Make Jill his sister and remove creepy baby shit.
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>>173054195
>there were over 16 billion humans back home. 100 000 of them came to andromeda
wasn't it 20 000?
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>>173054561
Every time you post this it becomes more and more incoherent
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>>173054640
Yeah, the writefag must have confused the total amount of people that went to andromeda with humanity.
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>>173054612
>option added for Gil to suck Ryder's dick and spit it into Jill's snatch
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>>173054561
They're changing shit for gay male Ryders.
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>>173054543
We're living in different societies.
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>>173054640
That's a mistake. There were 20k on Hyperion and more on the Nexus itself, but nowhere near 100K humans total.

>tfw your exile kill count is over 1k

Tann really fucked up.
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I've literally never seen this Hainley faggot why the fuck is he such a big deal?
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>>173053567
thumbnail reminded me of
>Schalke
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>>173054863
When you first meet her she just blabs about being trans and tells Ryder her dead name which is something a real trans person would never tell someone they just met.
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>>173054592
>getting hard for a cute fic
kys
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>>173054789
Maybe. I'm just basing it on what I've seen, and what I've seen is fangirls cooing over a Cullen/M!Inquisitor fanfic and then turning around and telling another person to kill themselves for making a bi Sera mod.
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>>173053464
>tfw reyes ex girlfriend is a shitty 5 second npc with better eyebrow game than all of ryders presets
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>>173054960
Bioware's fujoshit were always insane. Bi-Dorian mod on nexus caused a shitstorm on nexus as well.
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Anyone have the horny Vetra reaction images?
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Was there any way to make female ryder into a qt 3.14?
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>>173053464
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So, after screwing your LI sam wants to make babies as well? How would that even work?
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>>173054948
Who cares? he's the Belgium of mass effect characters.
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When are we going to get a spin-off C-Sec game with a femturian partner?
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>>173054863
Some random npc in Prodromos that blurts out they're a tranny nearly as soon as you talk to them. I forgot about them as soon as I stopped talking to them
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>>173055262
2normie4me
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>>173055172
make her 6'6 to 7'0 tall
Make her a mother figure to a younger sister
make her turian
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>>173054948
All the non trap characters do that with their backgrounds too though whats the big deal
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>>173053464
>finish playthrough with this guy
>spend two+ hours trying to work with the other presets for something less generic looking
>it's all shit

What are the chances the CC changes we eventually get will be decent?
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>>173055280
>Pathfinder, I have enhanced your body on a molecular level to be receptive to turian/angaran reproductive cells.
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>>173055172
Yeah, choose default Sara.
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>>173053416
>Big announcement
>A patch
>Not even new content
>Just a few basic fixes
>Big announcement
Andromeda dead in the water.
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>>173055669
Only ones calling it a big announcement were the fans.
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>>173053464
>>173053830
>>173055475

God this preset is a special kind of bad
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>>173055669
What did you expect? Don't you saw how andromeda got bashed these days?
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>>173053268
What's the deal with special effects like these, flame, DOF?

No matter what settings I set, even on Ultra preset this shit looks like it's being rendered at half the resolution.

DOF is actually even worse at Ultra - on anything above medium it gets pixelated, but on low it kinda okay-ish blur.

Looks like somebody fucked framebuffer in the butt.

Any way to make these effects display at full res?
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>>173055475
Zero

the only addition will be paler skin so fujos can roleplay giving aids to jaal
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>ywn be scott cuddling coma ridden sara hoping your cuddles help her wake up
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>>173055732
Why? Because it's the only remotely white and good looking one?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDXUDehUgIQ

Cora is a musician!
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>>173055114
Some guy on the Jaal thread is claiming it's hate speech to be against bi Jaal.
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>>173055772
Very rude. Why would anyone want to give Jaal AIDS?
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>>173055787
>SAM privately informs you Sara is growing aroused
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>>173055732

Careful anon, they get defensive about that preset.
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>>173055856
What Jaal thread?
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>>173055797
>good looking

kek
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>>173055732
Every preset is a special kind of bad. 3, 6, and the asian one are the only ones that don't make Ryder look like some kind of junkie.
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>>173056087
By comparison, absolutely.
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Is anyone autistic enough to pirate ME3 and play pirated multiplayer through a private server sim and the evolve p2p network client?
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>>173055941
On the new bsn forums
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>>173055856
So it's hate speech because it disagrees with what he personally wants? I wonder if that works for everything else. If it's hate speech to want a straight character to stay straight, is it also hate speech to want a gay character to stay gay? What if I'm playing as Scott and I want to fuck Suvi? Bioware can't deny me, that's hate speech.

>>173055941
Probably nu-BSN.
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>>173055574
>Pathfinder, after your sexual encounter with Jaal it seems you have become pregnant, no need to thank me.
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>>173055764
>file.png
Maybe don't play on a Mac?
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>>173053416
>Added option to skip autopilot sequences in the galaxy map

Yassssss
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>>173056125
I prefer 6. It leaves Ryder looking kinda younger most of the time, but that fits with his dumbass character.
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>>173055856
Hysterical "Make everyone bi"-fags should kill themselves. They don't even realize this will cause ruining of the character sometimes, and all they care about is themselves, no matter how irrational their claims are.
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>>173056223
Mac? I dont play with food.
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Reminder that the Angarans would fucking overpopulate and die, if not for the Scourge and Kett killing so many of them.

>Angarans can live to be (at least) 150-200 or so years old. (not sure if natural lifespan, or the result of gene modding before the Scourge/Kett rekt everything)
>Angarans give birth in litters, and consider families with 20 or more siblings to be "average".
>they have a direct democracy, and have laws that make food and other "necessary" goods be free

Basically, any Angaran couple can shit-out 50 babies and demand free food/housing for them all; and they all live for 200 (or more) years; and have more litters themselves. Angarans would run out of space and food on a planet after a few generations.

I guess the predators on Havarl were supposed to keep their numbers down; similar to the krogans' predators on Tuchanka before they went nuclear.
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>>173056232
If by young you mean oily cock-gobbling twink, yeah.

Worked out fine for my Gil romance playthrough though.
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Can anyone speak for MEA's HDR implementation? Is it any good?
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>>173055262
Look like my FO4 character kek
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>>173055152
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>>173056207
>I want to fuck Suvi? Bioware can't deny me, that's hate speech.
Hopefully they cave to that guy and set the precedent to use this.
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Yo, anyone knows if there are any consequences to giving Barrett the weapon stockpile on Eladeen?

In any case, what was your choice for this?
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>>173055475
I legit thought this was a screenshot of Saints Row
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>>173055856
>the folks there are trying to fight tumblr
God bless.
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>female characters will never get a male LI as professional as Miranda or edgy as Jack
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>>173055152
the only two I have
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>>173056321
I think he looks more like a stereotypical school shooter than a twink, but sure.
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>>173056302
They can generate surges of electricity powerful enough to be useful in combat. The Jaardan probably designed them as cannon fodder.
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>>173056560
I really liked jack. It's a shame I never got to scissor her.
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>>173056373
Sid should have been the romance option not Vetra

Vetra is a boring mary sue
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>>173053541
>Improving the appearance of eyes for humans and asari characters

I bet they're really butthurt about all the Addison bug-eyed memes.
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>>173056302
>consider families with 20 or more siblings to be "average"
Is that number only counting siblings related by blood, though, or all the kids within a family group? Also, if they're anything like cats, they'd only be giving birth to about 2-5 babies on average per litter. They're not nearly as bad as pre-genophage krogans in terms of potential for overpopulation.
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>>173056805
>mary sue
Stop using terms you don't know the meaning of.
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>>173056708
>jack has had enjoyable sex with women before
>but won't have sex with you

Really made me think.
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>>173056560
Or as perfect and pure as toli ;__;;,,
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>>173056828
The fact that they had to mention the zig zag walk fix specifically kinda gave it away.
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>mfw i'll never get to have a sweet romance with Kallo.
After the movie night scene, it made me think how fun of character he can be and i want to get to know him more.
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>>173056897

femshep was pretty frumpy
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>>173056198
Thought that shitepit died
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>''I managed to convince the Megablocks kid that he was wrong, Scott!''
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Why are they waiting until thursday to deploy the patch? Why not just do it now?
And don't say consoles, they don't need to wait for cert on pc
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>>173057001
Somebody at Bioware or EA realized that the death of BSN unleashed all those people on the rest of the internet, so they brought it back.
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>>173056302
Nowhere even close to Krogan breeding, though.

They are also extremely talented at rationing their food supply. Talk to the fruit merchant on Aya, if you haven't already.

Here's an interesting thought: What if angara don't poop? Seriously. We already know they're extremely efficient with the nutrient paste, so what if their bodies are also designed to break down and use 100% of their food intake? With their excellent rationing procedures and no food waste at all, they'd easily be able to sustain those birth rates.
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>>173057087
Can't have PC getting patches before consoles :^)
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>>173057059
DRELL GIRLS FUCKING WHEN

I just want a psychedelic sex scene with a drell waifu/husbando in MEA2
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Reminder PSA that Vetra says the phrase "face down ass up" and it is an ongoing tragedy that no one has used the sound file to make something lewd yet.
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Why wait with the patch?
On the 6th I'll be done with the current mea content and playing stellaris, bad timing bio bioware
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>>173056947
>Tali
>LI
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>>173055764
anyone?
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>>173057156
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>>173053464
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>>173057156
Wait for the Quarian Ark DLC, there's got to be at least one.
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>>173056861
The governor on Aya said that she had 10 brothers and 8 sisters.

Ryder basically has two variants of "WTF?!" in response; to which she says her family size was considered average.
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>>173053416
i never doubted you bioware
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>>173057306
Got a location for it? I could go check and see if it's doing the same thing for me.
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>>173056805
How so?
Her main arch is that she was becoming overprotective of Sid, to the point of becoming a sort of "helicopter mom" to the point that Sid thought that she wouldn't be able to do anything important or exciting, so she used Vetra's voice and contacts to try and do something worthwhile in her eyes, giving exiles a second chance, and all that did was put Ryder, Vetra, a squadmember, all of the exiles, and even herself in danger
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>>173056302
Don't worry the Asari will solve the Angara problem.
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>>173056897
Cora too

Maybe by next game Suvi will have grown out of being a lesbian since Bioware treats it like a phase
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>>173057473
That's how nearly all special effects look for me. HTat one is PeeWee's scanner thingys in the first planetary mission.
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Post planets!
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>>173057515
not really though, cora said that she never banged asari
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>>173053464
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How do I dump Vetra for Sid?
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>>173057669
You don't.
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>>173057473
>>173057563
And this is how pistol shot looks
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DAILY REMINDER

Cora is for breeding, do your part and fill her up!

DAILY REMINDER
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>>173057669
>dumping a Nyx
>not taking both for yourself

Shiggy
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>>173056947
We already have one of those, anon.
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>>173057059
>no tits on the angara
Nice.
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>>173057609
Character customisation was a mistake.

>>173057594
>cora said that she never banged asari
Cora says a lot of things.
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>>173055350
why is her neck so deliciously long?
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>>173057418
I need a good vetra face for this
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>>173057807
More to nibble on
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>>173057594
>tfw Cora didn't understand embracing eternity until she'd been through the entire training group of huntresses and now she's too embarrassed to admit it
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>>173057368
That doesn't specify if they're her siblings or her "siblings," though.
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>>173057807
Remember how people kept asking above about Turian erogenous zones? There's your answer.
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>>173057743
cora is for waifuing!
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Thank god
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>>173057760
Fuck you I aint touching that lumpchest
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>>173057979
I just want her helmet desu
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>>173053464
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>>173056302
Moshae is several hundred years old, and still healthy and spry. Their life spans are probably well over 200.
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>>173058008
>SAM will no longer yell my ear "Temperature increase detected pathfinder"
Fuck ;;
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>>173058193
Moshae is 115
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>>173058008
BASED BIOWARE
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B
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A
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E
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>5 and a half days played already
send help
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HUMAN TURIAN COUPLES?!
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I hope for a remnant weapons buff.
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>Fixing latency in MP
Thank you lord. Teleporting Fiends, Adhi chewing on my lewds after jumping up and rocket boosting somewhere else and all sorts of other shit was annoying.

Wondering what the weapon rebalance is going to be and hopefully it's not just nerfing sniper rifles.
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Where to get Milky Way research points
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>>173057418
You'd think the denizens of the Nexus would find the soft pasty monkey/armored raptor romance just a little bit weird.
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>>173058015
It's such a small thing to have to worry about when the rest of him is so great, though.

>>173058249
And she's really old by angara standards. I'd guess that their lifespan is comparable to humans or turians.
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>>173058331
Because the quarians got left behind.

Next question: why are there office chairs in this nightclub?
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>>173058008
Fucking BASED
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>>173058359
>lewds
What the fuck. meant legs.
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>>173058331
Why not?

>>173058378
Cryo points
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>>173058378
Kadara, Elaaden, Bounce Castle, that cryo pod option.
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>>173058378
kadara. there's also a science pod upgrade that gives you 100 every 45 minutes
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>>173058406
I doubt that.
They're doing the same thing
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>>173053416
>Improvements to male romance options for Scott Ryder

YAR HAR HAR, BOOTY PIRATES WIN AGAIN
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>>173058447
Because it's not supposed to be a club, it's a lab.
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>>173057807
All femturians have very long necks and relatively small heads. Vetra was probably designed with a scarf so that wasn't as noticeable.
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Kinda dumb how you cant be a xenophobic pseudo conqueror. I wish they let you make your ryder at least a little evil - or be able to tell the angara shut the fuck up you couldnt do fuck all against the kett for 75 years so let us handle it.

They shoehorn you into being a good guy or sarcastic good guy just like fallout.
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>>173058487
No, it was better that way.
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>>173058518
>running her hands all over the turian's frills
fuckin jealous
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>>173055262
is that Kaskade?
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>>173057734
Trying turning AO off if you haven't already? I know for me it was making nearly everything in the background or far away look terrible. Still doesn't look great but I think mine at least looks a little bit better.
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>>173053416
>Added option to skip autopilot sequences in the galaxy map

Thank fucking god.
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>>173058518
TURRED
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>>173058676
Now we just need an option to mute Suvi.
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>>173058447
Was meant to be a science lab but people were all like "lol fuck that nigga, this the chill spot"

Talk to the "bartender"
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>>173058743
Tracking a huge mineral deposit
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>>173058536
>no scene where Scott and Gil start fucking in the engine core and 'accidentally' toggle the comms to the pilot's seat
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>>173058518
Vetra/Scott will act as the harbinger and unifying political symbol of the upcoming Turian-Human Andromeda Alliance (the whole cluster saw him compliment her followed by her saying they should ditch to fuck). This woman is clearly doing her part to solidify the Alliance.
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>>173058936
You mean vetra and sara
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>>173055772
I forgot I had this
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>>173058834
STOP.
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>>173058743
AENOEMALIE DETEICTED POATHFOINDER
AENOEMALIE DETEICTED POATHFOINDER
AENOEMALIE DETEICTED POATHFOINDER
AENOEMALIE DETEICTED POATHFOINDER
AENOEMALIE DETEICTED POATHFOINDER
AENOEMALIE DETEICTED POATHFOINDER
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>There are still people who don't have equipment

Really? There's nothing else to spend your mission funds on.
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>>173053464
How did you get that scarf you slut
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>>173059039
No, I don't. Sara is not for sexual.
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>>173059091
How is she so skinny when her ass is so fat?
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>>173059138
I use my mission funds to outfit my strike teams. I'm only tooling around on bronze every now and then anyway, no need for gear there.
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>>173059208
What about romantical?
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>>173059138
They probably don't even know it exist.
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>tfw had a waifu dream last night
feels good lads
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>>173059215
it's a diaper
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>>173059039
>all those cobwebs
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>Bright green turians
>bright red turians
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>"Fixed issue where Ryder can become stuck in the start of Biotic Charge Pose"
Was this actually a thing? Never had this happen and I use the fuck outta Charge
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>>173059314
A latex diaper?
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>>173059292
>have mea dreams for a week
Seriously, this is too much already.
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>>173059167
Thats the deluxe edition armor.

>>173059353
>all black krogan
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>>173059247
I'm just saving up to buy the superior human intelligence since it's the only thing worth buying unless you want to "specialise" your squads.

Once you equip something new onto a squad that already has equipment the old equipment gets destroyed. A complete waste of funds.
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>>173059167
its part of deluxe edition exclusive armour
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>>173059315
Actually those are scratches of the glass they're looking through
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>>173058574
It seems like the Humans and Krogans are the only ones with their shit together who can actually get things done while the other races are dead weight
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>>173059353
>Purple and green turians
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Vetra a goddess.
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>>173059315
It's a metaphor for Vetra's dusty vagina
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>>173059443
Yeah that's why I haven't bothered outfitting anyone until they get to level 10
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>>173059130
OH MOY GAWD ROYDER
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>>173059314
But that's Miranda's thing.
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>>173059490
>the aliens also bought into the diversity trend
>self-selected to have all their races

See also purple krogan.
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>>173058008
Fucking yes.
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>>173056495
If you let him know about the stockpile and you come back he'll be there and tell you that he defended himself against an attack and that there is enough stockpile left to "do other stuff" with. He wants to raid other groups to bring them back to "order".

If you take the stockpile back for the Initiative and you go back to the camp there will be hostile raiders that probably took out Barrett and his group.
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>>173059403
I had one where was scanning shit with my phone. It was pretty meh.
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Guys, is it possible to make anything better than a 6/10 female Ryder? I'm really struggling here... is there any plan to improve the character creator? I'd much rather have the DA:I one even with the shitty hair options.
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What is the best profile and skill setup, Anon?
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>>173059292
lucky
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>>173059292
>>173059403
>haven't had a dream in 4+ months

fuck you guys, share pls
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>>173059769
read their plans, they will add more stuff to the CC
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>>173058653
Didn't help at all, it looks exactly the same, AO or no AO.

As I said,I already tried cranking it to Ultra and restarting game, lowering down to low and restarting - nothing helps.
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>>173059510
>vetra hasn't fucked in years
>she's super horny soon after Scott confirms they're more than friends
>make-out on the mountain just leaves her thirstier
>enhanced the more she reads about human dick and mouths
>comes back to the Tempest
>finds Scott in the shower and just takes him there
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>Jaal appreciates he time you've spent with him, learning about him and his people. He's also incredibky grateful for the part you played in reaching the Moshae. He really likes that you took his advice in the Kett facility. Angara don't hide their feelings: your friendship will grow.

>although he's unsure of what a romantic connection with an alien would be like, Jaal has been eagerly flirting with you. He seems open to exploring a more intense and intimate relationship.

>after your harrowing experience with the Roekaar, you and Jaal have established a strong bond.

>You listened to Jaal when he asked you not to kill Akksul, no matter what. He's moved by the faith and trust that you had in him and the foundations of your friendship will grow stronger.

>Jaal loves you.
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>>173059780
Tech Soldier
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>>173059780
jus b urself
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>>173059908
drink a litre of apple juice before bed
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>>173056947
>toli

spell her name right you illiterate fuck
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>>173058901
>pilot's seat
>not the entire ship
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>>173059915
Cool, do you have a link to their plans? I haven't looked into anything partly out of a fear of spoilers.
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>>173053464
I'd honestly take Saints Row 4's character creation over what we got. And while we're at it, the main villain too. Zinyak and the Zin seemed a lot more threatening and intimidating than the Archon and the Kett
>>173059769
nope, wasn't in patch notes
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>>173059983
Getting a waifu is a hard work.
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>>173060112
https://www.masseffect.com/news/the-journey-ahead
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You know what character I miss the most?

Captain David Anderson. His voice alone was the best.
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>>173060149
>I'd honestly take Saints Row 4's character creation over what we got

You say this like the customisation of Saints Row isn't the best thing about that series.
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>>173060217
I miss Admiral Hackett.
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>>173060051
>ate an apple before bed last night
>had weirdass dreams
can confirm
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>>173058218
>>173058283
>>173058458
>Bioware is based for something that should have been working with the inital release
you biodrones never cease to surprise me with your low standards
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>>173060217
Keith David is fucking legendary so that makes a lot of sense.
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>>173060284
I miss Udina.
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>>173058498
>medi-gel
>for a seizure

Chaklegs please
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>>173060229
It was the only great thing about it
>imagine Ryder with the bust slider up to 100
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>>173060217
I miss Femshep, Mass Effect doesnt feel right without her.
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>>173060405
I miss shooting him. I wish you could actually fight him so Shepard could gut him like a fish with his omnitool.
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You should be able to cuck Cora with Sarissa
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>>173060229

>tfw you can't make Ryder speak Zombie
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>>173058359

Teleporting enemies is the worst problem currently.
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>>173060508
SR4 titties didn't even look good though, the body models were bad
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>>173060567
She'd probably enjoy it
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>>173060217
Just hearing Keith David speak is a highlight
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>>173058936
>Pathfinder, we know about your. . .relationship with Miss Nyx and we were hoping if you two could have the time to come back to the nexus to help us with an educational video about inter-species relationships
>>>I don't know, Scott, might sound fun <3 (Vetra)
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>>173060683
When were they ever good in the series
>>173060586
>tfw Scott isn't Nolan North
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>>173060567
>sarissa starts getting tired and sweaty
"remember your manuals! BREATHE!"
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>>173060508
The voice acting in 2 before they started getting meme actors was the absolute best.
>>
Kinda feels shitty that mass effect andromeda hadsnt made my heart pound again like during the collector base missiom in ME2. That was by far the high point in the series for me, especially since the stakes were actually there.

When the archon captures sara theres no real urgency there, it doesnt feel real. On the other hand after defeating the reaper fetus and watching tali or jack almost fall off the platform before shepard catches them is so gutwrenching i could barely look.

Anyway thats just my blogpost
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"It's not a party until I'm passed out at the end!"
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>>173060963
Yes.
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>>173060515
but femshep was the incorrect shep
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>>173060963
There seems to be a general lack of passion in MEA. Sad but not surprising given how ME3 was handled overall.
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>>173061180
It was at least better executed than ME3.
That's something, anyway.
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>>173059948
>Vetra hasn't fucked at all
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>>173059274
Sara is for pure only.
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>>173060835

>tfw Keith David isn't in your space opera
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>>173060962
>SR3 gutted activities to be part of the main mission
>No more being a cop, taxi driver or EMT

Sucks that they started pandering to Reddit and you see the immediate and sharp downturn in quality.
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>"This new patch will update Denuvo into V4, making our crack useless. DON'T UPDATE IF YOU WANNA PLAY"

CPY BTFO

PIRATES WILL HAVE TO PLAY WITH THE UGLY RETARDED FACES AND SHITTY LIPS
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>"Increasing the inventory limits" THANK YOU.
>With this patch, it'll default to 100 and be expandable up to 200 with AVP.
Wew
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How the fuck did Dunn survive? So she didn't hit the wall, she just hit the solid energy barrier slightly in front of it at Mach speed instead. She dead.
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Will we ever see Asari's wear helmets ever again?
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>>173061384
Denuvo always updates with patches.
Even if it kept using V3, they would have had to spent another 2 weeks making a new crack.
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>>173061356
Not anymore, anyways
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>>173061476
I just want Asari to not all have the exact same fucking face
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>>173061452
Doesn't Sarissa use her biotics to save her?
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>>173061384
>PIRATES WILL HAVE TO PLAY WITH THE UGLY RETARDED FACES AND SHITTY LIPS
You mean what you have paid for to do?
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>>173061496
Hey buddy, bullying Sara is a bannable offense in this board.
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>holding T while in Nomad transports you back to Tempest instantly
Why am I learning this after 100%-ing three planets?
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>>173061492
Why did the stupid fucks start working on a crack when we knew a patch was coming then?
>>
I've been exterminating Kett with Black Widow today. It's pretty good. Can I make a science outpost on Voelde, or do I only choose the kind of outpost I make on Eos?
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>>173061635
This patch fixes the faces and lips
Cry more poorfag
>>
The movie night was actually pretty fun desu
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>>173061384
>Release bugged and messy initial version
>Update to fix the problems just as the pirates finish cracking the broken version
>Pirated version is now obviously inferior in quality by comparison, and will remain so unless they crack it all over again from the start
Does this seem a little too convenient to be an accident to anybody else?
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>>173061746
>Implying it will
>Implying it matters for the majority of the biodrones like you who already played through most of the mess
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>>173061727
Every outpost you make will be the kind you choose for the first one
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>>173059948
>scott hears the door opening
>is about to turn around to see who is there
>"Ve..."
>scotts arms are grabbed and thrown against the wall
>something presses up against his back
>he feels something rest on his right shoulder
>"you should be more careful, Scott"
>a soft voice creeps into his ears
>warm breath is felt on his neck
>"you never know who could come in here"
>Scott is turned around by his arms, bringing him face to face with a naked Turian
>"and take advantage of you"
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>>173061701
Either this or nothing.
Who knows when they'll be able to crack V4.
Could be in another two weeks, could be a year.
Every patch means remaking the crack from scratch.
They know how to crack V3, but it's still a very tedious process which is why it takes a couple of weeks.
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>>173061804
I was specifically waiting on this patch to start my second playthrough. So yeah?
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>>173061746
Does the patch fix the horrid writing, biocuck?
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wtf, since when does t.b.h. turn into desu?
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>modded MP lobbies

W H Y
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>>173061975
It doesn't fix your minimum wage Paco
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>>173061863

Maximum military presence, then.
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>>173062012
>using t.b.h unironically
>being this new
Kill yourself.
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>>173061624
By creating a giant energy sphere around her. She still hits it at a hundred miles an hour.
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>>173061697
Don't think it actually tells you that you can do that, does it? I just figured there was a way to do that like with the Mako and found out that way.
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>>173061926
>second playthrough

>>173062037
>Y-you just can't pay for this turd!
Never change, biodrones. Never change.
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>>173062012
Since shitposters became fond of repeatedly rattling off the shortened version of "shaking my head to be honest family" as a meme.
It became so bad that they had to filter those three acronyms.
>>
>>173062017
Makes things easier I guess
>Unlimited ammo and no cooldowns
>No credit cheat like 100k a kill
Fucking retards. Then again it was a good way to get banned as some people would spend it all as soon as they got it.
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>>173062080
That's pretty silly desu
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>>173061975
That would mean making ME:A not a videogame, since there's no such thing as a game with anything but capeshit-tier writing at best.
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>>173054085
Looks like Sick Boy
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>>173062012
Lurk more
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>>173062165
>NINTENFAG
How's your $300 plastic dock doing?
>>
>>173062012
Literally years ago newfag.
>>
Did you guys do the Aspirations quest on Elaaden?
Does anything else happen after you get the place and find the weapon pile?
>>
>>173062165
I think you're a nigger.
Toodaloo~
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>>173062262
I've been here for at least 17 years, I just never used desu or paid attention to the latest memes
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>>173062035
raptorfags need to go the way of the dinosaur
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>>173062215
I haven't been in one with a credit modifier, but I just got out of one where I had 4000 spare ammo but ammo boxes in the map were disabled, which meant I couldn't get more power cells for flak cannon. We ended up losing.
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>>173062268
Don't have it or play splatoon. Just jerk off to the squidkids.
Might be a good tip for you biodrones as well instead of spending money on turds.
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>>173062403
that's an apex mission modifier, not a cheat.
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>>173062454
cry more
>>
>doing cora's loyalty mission
>back up into little patch of fire
>drop dead

WHY
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>>173061673
Sara a shit
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>>173062363
Gee, must have been tough staring at an empty webpage for three years fampai
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>>173062604
Fire hurty.
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>>173062604
>standing in fire is hazardous
W H O
K N E W
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>>173062574
But you seem to be the only one crying, Mac?

I'm enjoying this garbage fire and your damage control.
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>>173062642
Sara doesn't like rude people.
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>>173062604
>not remembering sarissa's manuals
top pleb m8
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>>173062642
Sara is purity d.e.s.u.
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Will biodrones ever recover?
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>>173062224
That's a "no", then. What would you say is ME:A's writing, at its best?
>>
>>173062720
Anyone else bothered by the crew not waiting to be dismissed at meetings?
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>>173062215
Is there some kind of info repository for MP modding in MEA?

You could do pretty much whatever in ME3 as long as you didn't get reported by other players, does MEA now have some sort of anti cheat in place aside from having server-side credits?

I'm getting real tired of RNG rolling for weapons.
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>>173062871
Absolute trash that even Michael Bay would laugh at, the norm in videogames, the industry that gives fanfiction writers a place to earn money from their crap.
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>>173062561
Wait, really? That's retarded. I get that official modifiers are a thing, but all this one did was completely gut one of my skills. The weapon ammo change was negligible, the power cells fucked me.
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>>173062704
Mac probably hates MEA tbqh.
They didn't let him have any GMPC villains this time. He was cucked pretty hard.
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>>173062930
>Vaguely remember someone saying something about weapons and characters being buyable with mission funds
>It's just equipment
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>>173062796
>6.6%
>Since yesterday
Guess somebody can't even afford decent internet.
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>>173062012
When f.a.m. became senpai.
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Saraposters are the worst.
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>>173062909
>begging? interesting strategy
drack a best
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>>173063051
Yeah, that particular one is pretty much just "We want the cooldown spammer audience" in modifier form.
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>>173063156
I agree, they have GOAT taste in waifus and fetishes.
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>>173062930
No real anti-cheat. They just look for large discrepancies in Credit/Matches won and have ban waves. At least in ME3MP that was the case until support stopped. Even then you could skate by simply on not spending every credit from a modded match.
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>>173054328
man i wish
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>>173063129
Just started downloading and it's not going with full speed but still, chinks did some good work
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>>173062771
Pure autism and eldrich horror
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>>173063340
Sure bud, 1MBPS TRAIN WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>173063339
Gil is the worst and i had great satisfaction convincing him to fuck Jill and not be a raging faggot. I could just see him expecting me to say "thats so rude of jill how could she" but instead i say "go make some babies you fucking faggot degenerate". Good times.
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>>173062930
All I know is you can very easily level characters/bonus stats by simply hosting a solo match and cheatengining your score to 9million just before it ends. That gets you shittons of exp, but not anything else sadly.

I don't know how the credit hacks, work, if they're even legit.
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>>173053268
>there are guns in MP that take more than one magazine to kill a fucking red bar mook

T O P W E W
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>>173063412
Sara doesn't like scary stuff.
She has to cover her eyes everytime they pass nearby the black hole of Heleus because it scares her.
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>>173063515
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>>173063515
>Being this mad
Sorry that we're not paying for your garbage game, Mac.
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>>173063749
Can you even run it on your Walmart laptop?
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>>173063651
Guess she doesn't look at mirrors or reflective surfaces either
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FEMALE BATARIAN CREW MATE WHEN
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>>173063802
Poor Mac, so sad. So mad.
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>>173063749
>garbage game
>taking the time to even download it

Why are you so emotional for a game you don't like?
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>>173063651
Easy fix, remove her eyes.
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Is there any large pros or cons to playing andromeda as a male or female if we disregard the "Sara Ryder is autistic" meme?

Which one gives the best overall experience if you are trying to play the game somewhat seriously?

I've only heard that the facial animations are less fucked up on male Ryder.
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>>173063903
Is a "Poor Mac" like the Irish version of McDonalds or something?
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>>173063894
>>173063956
She also has a fascination with fire and will use her flamethrower ability to burn rude people to death.
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>>173063947
Just doing it to make you mad
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>there are people who don't change their armour colour to match their waifu's/husbando's
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>>173064000
Male. If only because a woman being skilled enough to save the initiative is entirely unrealistic and immersion breaking.
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>>173064063
wow, what a true edge master, really living life on the edge
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>>173064000
Well the Male voice actor is better imo
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>>173064072
>waifs Jaal
>take along peebee
>she straight up asks if he's dtf
>he seriously considers it
>they match
What did she mean by this
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>>173064000
The most developed alien romance (Jaal) is Sarah exclusive.
The most developed human romance (Cora) is Scott exclusive.
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>>173064026
>>173064121
Yes, yes, cry some more, biocucks.
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>>173064036
Easy to distract her, just throw some lego.
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>>173064221
i'm not going to go on a rant about how sad it is that you get off by pretending that you're making anonymous lads mad
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>>173064063
Why do you think people in this thread care? Go download your game and have some fun Macanon
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>>173064221
Too busy enjoying the game to care that some 13 year old pirated it.
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>>173064189
I think she means she wants to get airlocked the next time we're back on the ship.
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>>173064121
While you were out partying, I mastered the edge.
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>>173064140
I agree, I tried playing Sara and couldn't handle her severe case of vocal fry.
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>>173064000
>I've only heard that the facial animations are less fucked up on male Ryder.

except for a few times I didn't have much problems with his face, so yeah, wasn't as bad as with Sara.
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>>173063826
T H I S
At what point do you get the movie scene?
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Where's the best place to farm materials for maverick armor? I need out of this baseline initiative suit.
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>>173064341
>>173064347
>I-I don't care at all! I'm just really mad and responding to let you know that I don't care! I swear!
Biodrones are so amusing
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Sara's thicc thighs.
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>>173064063
Wow you sure showed the millions of players that bought the game.
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I really like the banter. Especially how you get the feeling people are actually moving and interacting inside the vehicle. Like PeeBee pretend sexing with Jaal 'asleep' or when Vetra gives Scott roadhead and Liam just spergs out completely.
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>>173064529
Could she crush the Archons head with them?
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>>173064513
>take 20 seconds to type a reply
>must be furious

>>173064484
Near the end of the game.
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>>173064547
Sure thing, Mac. It's a real success story!
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>>173064349
no airlocking peebee! she is a CUTE
TU M M Y K I S S U!
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>>173064221
>>173064513
>Kim Possible
>Wonder Woman
What's next, Spineli from Recess?
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>>173064529
Why does nobody use my edit?
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>>173064513
B-but anon! I really do like this gameruuu!
I think u shud get a waifu to make you less of a grumpface! Then u wud like this gameru too <_>-o
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>>173064513
What did you eat for lunch today anon?
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>we’re looking at adding more cosmetic items to single player for free

Would be nice to have the armor undersuit as an actual option. Don't expect anything for companions though since that would be easy dlc money.
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>>173053464
Harharhar>

>173058536
Am I looking at the wrong notes or something becusss I'm not seee this or half the other things people are mentioning
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Do the turrets inside the derelict Remnant ship on Elaaden respawn? And how the fuck do I get through the door?
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>>173064728
Never seen it, saved, thanks Anon.
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>>173064751
It must have been pure sodium.

That, or Vetra's steak.
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>>173064751
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>>173064728
I haven't posted it but that doesn't mean I'm not using it.
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This thread started out so well, but has devolved into racism and homophobia

What the fuck happened?
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>>173064808
That fucking face is everywhere i see a custom ryder, Fucking preset 9.
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>>173055172
You don't need to do anything at all.
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>>173064948
this meme has gone too far
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>>173055262
Is that Richard Spencer?
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>>173053930
upper lip
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>>173064806
This, especially since it was an option in early builds, see first meeting with angara and first visiting Kadara scenes.
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>>173064806
>mom
FOY
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>>173064676
Fuck that. She's already taken advantage of my good will and launched me into an active volcano without warning, I'm not letting that blue Amy Schumer-looking bridge troll anywhere near my husbando.
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>>173064832
Have you talked to morda yet? (head bitch at the krogan colony)
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It's a shame they removed the designated cuddling button from ME2. Or had the LI hang around your cabin at times.
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>>173064932
Poorfags late to the party are flooding the general because the crack is out

They'll get through their edgy cool guy phase just like we did, don't worry.
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>>173059948
>>173061871
But Vetra is a timid dom
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mlm are allowed to be worried that there are no announced mlm squad romances and strong hints there may not be.

wlw are allowed to be worried that there are no announced wlw squad romances and strong hints there may not be.

queer people are allowed to be a bit miffed that we’ve seen 2 m/f romances confirmed but no m/m or f/f romances.

mlm and wlw are allowed to be a bit miffed that the shipside romances they are rumored to get have character models that were obviously made using the standard human character generator rather than specially rendered like squad members.

black people are allowed to be worried that Liam will be mistreated and miswritten the same way Jacob was, especially since they appear to share a writer.

women are allowed to be miffed that male ryder has dominated the trailers and press previews of the game.

people of color are allowed to be disappointed that we have seen no signs of any Ryders of color and no indication whether the custom character creation will allow them to make Ryders that look reasonably like them.

If you want to attack or police the reaction of any of the above, please consider why they might be concerned. Please consider that marginalized people treasure what little representation that get in mainstream games, and that if Bioware backslides on it, they are left with even less.

And seriously, please consider that most of y’all didn’t make a peep when the complaints were mostly gamer dudes complaining about graphics and mechanics, but you’re suddenly out here crusading for Bioware when marginalized people start worrying that the story won’t reflect them. Consider why one you let slide and the other you’re finger wagging like all get out.

Let marginalized people be worried about representation, because 9 times out of 10, it turns out they were right to be worried.
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This multiplayer is fucking garbage;
Point one; Adhis are fucking broken. Like, literally broken. If you're facing two of them at once, they can stunlock you to death and there is extremely little you can do about it. If you fall victim to this stunlock and your teammate revives you, it locks your fucking animation and prevents you from moving outside of these weird jetpack hops. I also discovered that if I reset myself with a Biotic charge, it teleports me all the way back to where I originally froze upon revival. So Adhis are LITERALLY broken, beyond my balance issue with the fact they can chain stunlock you (literally just give players a full 3 second immunity to Adhi stuns after they break out of one, problem solved)
Point Two; Missions don't fucking work. You complete the mission, the game prompts you to go back to the Strike Team menu and the mission isn't completed. Incredible, truly incredible. Quality Bioware garbage.
Point Three; You can never get what you fucking want. No, I don't want a Human Female because I already got the Human MALE of that class to Level 20. And this is an inverse problem, why the fuck would you want to play the Human Male of a class if you already got the Female to 20? So here I am being punished because I didn't guess the RNG crate system right and choose Male which is at VI (lowest of ALL my human classes btw, I have a bunch at fucking X even though I don't play them) while Female is at VIII. So the system is garbage RNG and literally fucks you over more often than not. It also has a serious fucking fishhead bias. Fuck off, I fucking DESPISE Asari and the fact that two of my three strike teams are fishheads and that all of my Silver characters are I while my Asari Adept is II and my Sentinel is IV, and my gold Asari is II while I can't get any good gold weapons is fucking infuriating.

All in all- the game is fucking trash. Not even the multiplayer is fun. There is very little of value in the fucking crates.
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>>173065116
Vetra is spiky older sister and Cora is waifu but decent list. Lexi isnt chubby no bully
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>>173064942
But anon. This is preset 3
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>>173065116
>weeabloo over Liam
Liam is top tier for the sole reason that his fragmented way of speaking makes it difficult to understand what he's trying to say 99% of the time, never have a bad dialogue as a result
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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who picked synthesis
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>>173064932
How can it start out well when Biodrones remain?
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>>173065215
The netcode is shit but I've never had an issue with the dogs. I think every character I play has a power that I can just use to stun them and get away, though.
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>>173065213
>a bit miffed
>Tumblr, Twitter, and the BSN full of miserable shrieking goblins acting like toddlers who were told they couldn't have their candy
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>>173065213
tumblr?
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>>173065150
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>>173065116
>Not-as-good-as-Joker

You take that back.
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>>173065215
>>173065213
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>level 20 characters in bronze games

why though
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>>173065323

Listen man

I just really wanted to fuck a banshee ok
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>>173065213
Now that you mention it, Gil and Suvi do look like generic NPC made in the CC
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>>173065253
>sonichu
>tendies
>object stacking
>color format
>Sara drawed herself inflating Dobson
>heelys
>jif
>chris chans' shirt

This is pure autismkino.
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>>173065325
I play Vanguard. Just recently I realized I fucked up with some Adhis, but despite mashing 1 (Charge) while mashing E, the second dog chained me before the game registered my Charge Input. After my team revived me, I jetpacked hopped towards some enemies and charged one because I know Charge will reset my animations and let me keep playing (although Nova might too, I should test that next time) and it rubberbanded me all the way back to where I revived. Out of curiosity, I'd like to know what non-Vanguard classes do when they get anim-locked like that. Does everyone have an animation reset ability or are there some classes that'd be totally fucked?
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>>173065516
For easy fun I guess.
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>>173065213
>that reddit spacing
calm down crackfag
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>>173065516
They just want to easily kill some shit
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>>173064676
>tfw you will never kiss Pelessaria delicious tummy

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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>hotpockets
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>Pathfinder, an already illogical cross-species disease can definitely spread to a species that evolved in a completely different galaxy

Bioware, could you, like, not.
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Cant wait until i can hair mod cora so she doesnt look like an ogre and make liam white.
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>>173064932
The Sky Aryan Ark finally arrived, apparently.
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How would you do an anime style fight in Mass Effect? I'd give two skilled soldiers jump jets and Biotic Charge with no cooldown.
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I find it difficult to believe that no one took advantage of an underaged Vetra while she was vulnerable.
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>>173065748
Angara are immune to it though.
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>>173065748
What are you referring to
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>>173065771
>mod
>Denuvo game
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Flecktarn alternate outfit when?
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>>173065864
DA:I, Total War Warhammer, Just Cause 3 and MGSV got mods.
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>>173065864
Fuck off Junko, you'll never crush my hope.
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>>173065825


Vetra probably got raped regularly by her first boss, having to stare at that tacky asari lamp to distract her while he was doing it
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Is it Angara or Angaran?
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>>173065783
Jesus christ. I had almost forgot about that fic. I stopped reading it after the first part was done. is it still going?
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>>173065956
Chocolate chip when
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>>173066001
Angara.
>tfw some reviewer unironically used "angarians"
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>>173066115
>hung aryans
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>>173065107
Yes. Why would that matter?
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>>173066001
I think if you're talking about the species, it's "angara." "Angaran" refers to things of the angara - angaran biology, etc.
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>>173056194
You're looking at her.
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>no option to give the Angara blankets
damn
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>>173066078
what is it about?
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>>173066078
It's up to book 8 and over a million words anon. It never stopped. Have a look back three threads (I think), we had an interesting discussion about it.
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What is the best "common" multiplayer class and why is it sentinel?
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>>173066196
Sara only has Nintendo consoles.
The rest have very violent videogames.
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>>173066209
They have ponchos.
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what are some foods other than mint than can be shared beteen Humans and Turians?
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>>173065783
I never got why the Krauts would ally themselves with a simpering, effeminate, clearly Semetic species like the quarians. Or does the author simply have a different perception of quarians as manly, virile and physically and intellectually robust?
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>>173066219
Alt timeline where the Migrant Fleet teams up with Nazi Germany circa 1942.
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>>173066209
They seem fine on Voeld. they're probably immune to any milky way diseases or resistant.
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>>173063897
>filename
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>>173066219
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Uplifted
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>>173066315
semen

>>173066325
Are gypsies semetic? I haven't been keeping up.
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>>173065693
>ywn taste her blueberry flavoured ___lips___
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>>173066439
gypsies are from india, so nope
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>>173065962
Barely. And they get broken constantly.
I make mods and I can tell you that Denuvo makes it way too hard to mod shit, so most people just don't bother.
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>>173066221
Bloody hell.
Writing that much is beyond me. And for a fanfic at that. Putting so much effort in, making a whole world of your own. Except it's still shackled by the original property.

I would have imagined my own world if I wrote that much. That way you could maybe possibly make a little bit of money, or atleast be proud you created something that isn't fanfic.
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>>173066325
Quarians are famed for their technical prowess and established to be physically stronger than humans. They're not the worst option.
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>there are "people" posting in this thread that actually enjoy MEA
lmaoing at your pathetic lifes.
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>>173066209
Shame on you. I'm not history illiterate, don't think I don't know exactly what you mean when you say that.
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>>173066393
>speaking about illnesses
Delet dis.
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>>173066501
Psh, that's nothing. There's a mass effect fic that's 3.4 million words. There's a smash bros fic that tops 4 million.
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>>173066429
>>173066365
thanks, it's sounds like shit... is it worth reading?
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>>173066664
>smash bros fic
what
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>>173061975
>pathfinder arms with kett chest

Absolutely disgusting.
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>>173065825
16 year old Vetra was still larger and stronger than most human males (obviously much more so for asari, salarians, etc.), and knew how to use a gun.
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>>173066481
>not putting the gun in mouth to severe your spinal cord with the bullet
nigga, you need to know how to kill yourself and also put this knowledge to use.
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>>173066393
Doubtful. It's mentioned several times that they're very similar to humans and they wouldn't have any antibodies. If people can catch swine flu and bird flu there's no reason angara couldn't catch people flu.
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>>173066365

Jesus christ, a quarian-loving Wehraboo. I knew Talicancers were autists, but 8 million words of that?

And I could probably stomach it if it were just human nazis vs the rest of the galaxy, but as >>173066325 pointed out, the quarians are literally space kikes who name their planets after Hebrew words.
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>>173066792

They should have put you in a cage on Aya.
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>>173066704
The concept is fucking dumb but it's certainly not the worst written thing out there, at least as far as I got. Give it a shot if you like Quarians and/or Nazis I guess?
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>>173066664
Wasn't it called Sub space emissary something something. How do you even write smash bros fanfic? It's just a bunch of characters mashed into a party game.
The ME one is the one with loads of interspecies kids i think.
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>>173066365
That is some "Furred Reich" level shit right there, mang.
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>>173066521
Yeah, now you know how I feel when I go out and see people who are unironically happy to be alive.
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>tfw you single handedly have to do everything
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>>173066521
And imagine how many there will be when the patch drops and shit doesn't look retarded anymore.
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>>173066521
How is your life any better you fucking retard if you are getting triggered by people enjoying the game?
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>>173065323
Are the banshee how asari truly look like when they aren't manipulating your mind?
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>>173066837
>And I could probably stomach it if it were just human nazis vs the rest of the galaxy,

That's fucking stupid. The average pirate captain could eliminate the entire Third Reich with one ship and and a drive by.
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>>173066952
do you mean what i fear you do with "furred"?
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>>173066964
>bragging about outlaws/firebase zero

nigga come on
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>>173066508
Where? They're so small and waifish, I've a hard time believing that.
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>>173067042
>he doesn't know about Nazifurs
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>>173067009

Where is it said they manipulate your mind?
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>>173067009
kys
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>one of the few cute face in the game
>have to kill her
Fuck you reyes.
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>>173066915
Something like that. I know it's a author self insert fic, but who fuckin knows what actually happens for 4 fucking million words.

The mass effect one has Turian-Human kids at least, so you might be on the right track.
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Should Kett be gassed? Having a hard time believing they deserve to exist.
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>>173066508
They're "famed" for their technical prowess the same way Jawas are in star wars. They keep ancient shit running, but that doesn't mean anyone wants them around.
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>>173066776
>severing the spinal cord is more deadly than a gunshot to the brain
nigga u dumb
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>>173067030
That's why the author conveniently needed his waifu's homosexual space gypsy race to give them a hand?

>captcha image is a bavarian sign pole
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>>173067238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ7r80IOxtE
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>>173067196
i've met one at a convention, he was wearing a wolf fursuit with a wehrmacht uniform, i don't think i've ever wanted to gas someone so much in my life
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>>173067347

Oh, you're one of those retards. Fuck off.
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What do I play while waiting for new sp content? I don't like the mp
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>>173067297
I mean, I don't want to advocate genocide, but it seems like the only real option for them. They can only reproduce through murder.
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>>173067068
>It is implied that other than the oft-mentioned maladjusted immune systems, the quarians have surprisingly robust physiology. Specifically, among Grunt's tank imprints is information on efficient methods of killing other species with simple strikes/pressure on vitals. As a closing comment, he states, "Humans, asari, salarians... all soft. Quarians, not so much."
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>>173066439
>>173066491

Whatever they are, they were also targets for extermination, so I find the association of Nazis and quarians to be ironic and a bit of a mental stretch.
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>>173067067
I'm not even bragging, I'm just pointing out how bad my team was.

It boggles my mind how awful at this game some people are
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>>173067449
Go outside
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>>173065213
what is this

it reads like it was written before the game even came out
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>>173067347
This again?
How long will this one stupid meme endure.
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>>173063156
We will always do our best to protect her from the bullies out there.
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>>173067449
persona 5
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>>173067297
yes
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>>173067496
There's no games outside, why would I go there?
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>>173067449
Do a second playthrough. Replay the OT. Kill yourself, because video games are the only thing you have left in life.
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>>173067602
Yes there are
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So is it worth taking time to customize your twin? I'm assuming only one Ryder is actually in the party and the other is a plot device somehow.
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>>173067449
Get a job.
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>>173067469

Outlaws are bandits, but they can be reasoned with, to an extent. The Remnant can be controlled, somewhat. There can be no peace with the Kett.
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>>173064036
Sometimes she gets mad and imagines shooting the bullies with her pew pew and make them go to sleep and never wake up.
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>>173067469
>murder
Senpai, they don't die, they just assimilate on the biological level. The Kett just want a culturally homogeneous galaxy.
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>>173067551
Indeed.

>>173067717
No because Sara is perfect.
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>>173066761

Turians are still lower on the rape totem than krogan and likely BTs
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>>173067617
>Do a second playthrough.
Maybe after the patch drops, so we'll be able to compare changes.
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>>173067551
We can't do anything worse than what Bioware has already done to her face and soul.
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>>173067042
Are you really surprised?
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>>173067617
I'm about to finish my second one. The ot isn't fun anymore. kms isn't fun
>>173067627
No, there are not
>>173067723
Already have one, I don't recommend it
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>>173067765
They also strip away the former personality and memories, though. The person's flesh is just being used as raw material from which a kett soldier can be created. The old individual is effectively removed and supplanted with a new one.
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>>173067449
>he hasn't started his 4th playthough yet
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>>173053416
I really like the fact that, even though we all knew a patch was coming, they had to make an announcement, that Bioware couldn't say at the time, that it was the patch and they could only come out and say it today. Just how far up Bioware's ass does this EA NDA go, that they couldn't officially talk about something that everyone and their mother knew was coming?

>>173055731
Well, we knew about the patch already since pre-release. Just that it wasn't coming on Day 1. So why the need for secrecy if you're just gonna announce a patch?

>>173055762
Yeah. Might as well cut your losses, bury it and move on. Don't get people's hopes up with announcements just to announce the patch. That's, like, a tweet, in terms of importance.

"Hey guys, new patch out today. Head on to Origin for the patch notes. Or the Bioware Forum ... Whoops! Forgot we deleted that"

They got the fans excited for nothing. At this point, this is toying with fan expectations. Just like ME3.
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Have they ever said why they didn't make Lexi a romance option?

It's gotta be a crime against humanity to have Natalie Dormer voice a character and make it so you can't bang her.
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>>173067473
I interpreted that as quarians having tough skin or their durable suits always on, essentially being in full armour at all times.
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>>173065116
>not as good as Joker

Agree with everything else but this is bullshit desu, Joker was a horrible character.
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>>173067897
This is some advanced degeneracy, even for this general.
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>>173067935
How can you be sure they aren't happier that way?
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>>173067920
>kms isn't fun
It could be.
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>>173068052
For other people it would be, if you record/stream it.
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>>173065825
Garrus did while he was Archangel. She was smuggling drugs but before Garrus could dispense some vigilante justice she gave him the sob story about how she was doing all of this for her sister. She said that she would do anything so he took her up on his offer. He felt somewhat guilty, raping an underaged girl so he decided to change the story from raping a smuggler to a "sparring match" between a fellow turian officer. He had "reach" (sniper rifle) while she had "flexibility" (young agile turian dodging from his sniper fire)
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>>173065213
>ya'll

The attempts here at speaking like a normal human being piss me off far more than the whining.
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>>173066961
you laught at them and think they are pathetic?

>>173066965
lmao thats wishful thinking at best

>>173066967
I am laughing at your low standards, how does this mean I am triggered. seems more like you got triggered by my post because you know what a pathetic loser you are.

>>173067313
you are fucking retarded, go to school maybe.
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>>173067935

I am just upset that we never got to see the Moshae naked like the male Angaran during the exaltation scene (probably because they only modelled Jaal's naked body)
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>>173068049
They can't be happier, because they're an entirely different being. There's no baseline for happiness, because they're born during exaltation. The person they were before dies.
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>>173068049
I'm not saying they aren't, but the question of them becoming happier or sadder doesn't really apply here because you're not talking about the same individual. The old individual is gone, and is replaced with a different one. It's not the same person becoming better or worse, it's one person being swapped for another.
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>>173067897
well yes and no, as i've said i've met one, horrible experience, wouldn't recommend
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>>173068002
Furries are great since you can mix'n'match them into all sorts of other weird shit to make it weirder.
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>>173068002
THIS HURTS YOU
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>>173061871
>>173059948
Need more.
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>>173067365
>going to fur conventions
you need to gas yourself m8

>>173067449
actually a good game?

>>173067551
why?
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>>173068249
What if they had clinical depression and wished they were dead for years but couldn't pull the trigger? Negative happiness to nothingness is an improvement.

>>173068194
>mass replies
lol triggered
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>>173068361

>>173053354
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>>173068164
Vetra is approximately the same age, if not older, than Garrus. She is around 30 at the start of ME2 when they leave the Milky Way while Garrus is 2-4 years younger than Shepard who is 31.
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>>173067897
What the fuck. How does someone take "let's fuck new and interesting things" and draw nazi conclusions from it? That is literally the opposite of the idea.
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>>173067267
Explain, is this the Imposter
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>>173068420
you misunderstand me, it wasn't a furry convention, "convention" is the closest term in english, people went there dressed in stuff and shit, i went dressed as a roman emperor and i saw these furries going around
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>>173068439
>But don't you see? Exaltation can be good! It's better for them!

Get the fuck out of here, archon. Nobody's falling for your bullshit.
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>>173068420
Not that anon, but I've seen furries at normal cons.
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>>173068513
>anthro snakes
gross
either go naga or don't at all
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VETRA IS PURE

PURE!!

STOP SPREADING THESE LIES THAT SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE
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>>173068513
The Nazis used female jewish captives to stock brothels in wartime, man.

>>173068632
I'm not the archon! I'm Mr. Nohcra.
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>>173068604
Sounds like one of those weird parties you try to forget
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>>173068513
There's at least one Nazi raptorfag in this thread anon, it's not unusual around here.
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>>173068725
Vetra is an anagram of V. Tear.
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>>173068439
You're literally saying that it's okay to go around killing every person you come across because they might be suicidal.
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>>173068604
>>173068647
let me put it this way:
>going to conventions
you need to gas yourself m8
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>>173068725

We're not saying she was a prostitute, just that she might have been raped.
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>>173068795
I'm just saying that if an Angaran is depressed, they should be allowed to be exalted.

>>173068806
All heterosexual sex is rape, matey. Read up on feminism.
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>>173068758
you can't forget what i've seen

>>173068796
maybe "fair" is a more correct term
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>tfw i spent a good two hours exploring habitat 7 on ng+
best part of the game desu, if you do enough exploring to can even make your dad proud
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>>173068923
>Angaran
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>>173068796
>going outside
>social interaction

What a bunch of weirdos, amirite?
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>>173068783
>one
Nigger how many times do I need to say this, most raptorfags are from /pol/
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>>173069042
yes fucking normies leave
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>>173053416
>improvements to male romance options to Scott
The hell does that even mean?

The only real improvement to that would be ayys for gays.
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http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1785361

WAIFUS FUCKING ZOMBIES!
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>>173068725
Bro she got used by passing truckers on omega
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vetra a shit
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>tfw femtur gf gives you a mandible-job.
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>>173069118
Raptorfag here, never been to /pol/
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>>173069118
>most raptorfags are from /pol/

Turaryans? Turyans?
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>>173069118
/pol/fag here, would only romance cora
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>>173069118
delete this
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>>173069349
I need the sauce on that garrus' sister pic
>>173069514
>/pol/fag only romances weebs
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>>173069375
FUCK OOOOOOOOFFFFFFF
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I am still appalled that Bioware felt the need to announce they were changing the dialogue for Hanly the tranny, a literally who NPC who is not necessary to meet to complete a playthrough, in their patch release.

They must have really pissed the fags off something fierce
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>>173065516
The only reason to ever do bronze is two reasons
>You're at such a low apex rating that you don't have rank X bronze characters and weapons
>It's an apex mission and you apsolutely MUST get every scrap of mission funds

Once you get a character card to level X you should be doing silver even if you're at level 1. When you start out you should be doing bronze missions with your chosen character until you get to level 10, then farm silver missions until you get to level 18. While doing this, buy nothign but basic packs. Buy them out until you unlock every bronze item at rank X

After that you can branch out to other bronze characters and due to them being rank X and using rank X weapons, you can start doing silver at level 1. Continue farming silver and gold and all your credits should be going towards gold lootboxes. Never buy silver lootboxes because gold lootboxes drop silver shit anyway, and all the good shit is in gold lootboxes anyway.

Unless you REALLY want a silver character I guess.
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>''Anon, you should have sex with Peebee or Lexi instead. Human pussy can't even compete with Asari goodness, i'll just sit in the corner and watch.''
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>>173069297
>finishing up Gil's cut sex scene
>maybe make Jaal bi
>more scenes with Reyes
>more scenes with Gil
>maybe another male fling
I think only 1 will be done because it's already in the game they just need to finish it
>>
dead series is dead. Stop giving EA money you cucks
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>>173069349
Ironically that's a crop from a series of pictures about Garrus fucking his sister and getting caught by their parents.
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>when the romances are so shit people actually need to romance an unattractive bird without any female features to get their fix of romantic contact
where did it all go so wrong?
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>>173069758
>no vetra sex scene
Nigga I'd settle for a behind the back shot of vetra bobbing her head at scott's pelvis, no need for modeling a nude turian
>>
Daily reminder that only 4% of the population is gay.
Seriously how skewed is tumblr's worldview at this point?
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>>173069297
Maybe they'll add in Kandros or Avitus, god knows enough people already won't shut up about them
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>>173070042
Not even adding avitus from dawn of war would save this shitfest
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>>173069938
>ashley/femshep
This is basically rape.
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>>173069938
>cora thinks she's a different species
>pb is a slut with a fat face
>kerri has no romance scene
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>>173069682
>ryder's mind being toasted by pb and lexi's three way mind meld
>cora "REMEMBER THE MANUALS RYDER"
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>>173069938
>unattractive
leave
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>>173067446
>>173067547
What meme? Did they confirm somewhere else that they don't do it?
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>>173070208
Some angara talk about how they look exactly like humans, just blue. It's also just a fucking stupid theory that is missing the entire point of that conversation.
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>>173069984
As someone who ran in those circles for a while, when you're young, gay and insecure you tend to drift into social circles with similar people, especially on the internet, and end up with a friend group that is mostly gay or similar. Tumblr is just a black hole for this sort of thing. So now you're young, dumb and surrounded by mostly other gay people in a huge echo chamber. Of course your views are going to become weird.
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>>173069758
>another fling
Well I hope it's with a Turian, Angara or Salarian.

I hesitate to say Avitus because it would be the worst time for that...But I really like Avitus so I'd still take it if it was handed out
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>>173070304
I'm pretty sure Andromeda is non-canon fanfiction though.
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>tfw Vetra trusts you so much she lets you apply her facepaint in the morning after most of it is rubbed of on the pillow she bit into pieces when you fucked her senseless and she was trying to keep the noise down.
She failed.
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>>173070197
>>173070351
???
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>>173070042
I won't shut up about Kallo or Tann but yeah Avitus or Tiran would be great.

Although Avitus would be getting over Macen's death awfully quick.
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>>173070417
Your whole life is non-canon fanfiction as far as I'm concerned.
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>>173070417
But your retarded reddit theory is canon. Sure thing bud.
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>>173069758
I hope they just flesh out the current mlm options, making Jaal bi makes no sense.
>>
REMINDER THAT VETRA BELONGS TO JAAL AND IF YOU TAKE HER AWAY FROM HIM, YOU'RE AN MONSTER.
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>>173070429
>Suvi and Kallo heard all that
>The walls are so thin you can even hear Ryder's disco music on the bridge
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>>173070095
Avitus was a HERITIC you dirty fucking abhuman.
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>>173070437
My first reply was shitty so I wanted a redo
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>>173070651
>The walls are so thin you can even hear Ryder's disco music on the bridge
Wait, really?
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>>173069682
>fuck peebee while flirting with cora
>"really ryder? peebee?"
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>>173070623
I just hope they add more post-romance dialogue change because there's only so much "Hey Pathfinder" I can take from Vetra before thinking she's ashamed or something.

Which wouldn't be a problem in an of itself but it seems more like they simply forgot to put the flags in scripting.
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>>173070623
>more scenes with Gil and Reyes
Fuck off, no thank you.
I want an alien husbando.

>Jaal
That doesn't make much sense, he's obviously straight.
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>>173070853
busted
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>>173070429
>tfw Vetra likes you touching her spikey head, like this: https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1491328998440.webm
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>>173070651
>tfw she can't get her hands on soundproofing.
>tfw Drack is the only one who is glad his friend is getting action.
Vetra buys herself a ballgag.
It's bitten into pieces the first night.
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>>173070560
Make it late game. Don't go full romance but have Scott help him work through his grief with hints of a growing bond between them. Kiss at absolute most, probably just emotional comfort cuddling as the climax. There's messages about him not turning up to counselling sessions already, make it so Tann asks you to check up on him or something to start.
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>>173070128
no, you must leave
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Are you guys satisfied with the patch notes? I for one am feeling pretty damn good about things
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>>173070304
Ah well I'm keeping it in the air because of nubioware :^)
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>>173070986
>mfw these animations are in the game but are not used in any of the romance scenes with Vetra
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>>173071129
They confirmed romanceable Sara, so it's GOTY.
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>>173071129
fuck yeah i am
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>Drack's loyalty mission is LITERALLY a white supremacist motto

You can't even make this shit up.
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>>173071129
im just worried that its all talk, and jack shitt will actually get fixed.
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>>173071003
Turians don't have teeth on the front.
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>>173071129
For the first patch, yeah, it's pretty good.
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>>173071129
Are the ACTUAL patch notes out? Last I checked it was just vague shit like "balance changes".

Give me numbers.
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>>173070986
That poor femtur looks intoxicated, and the woman is just slobbering all over her. Look at her hands, she's clearly been drugged poor thing.
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>>173071254
>hurrr old krogans are bad look how backwards they are
>new krogans are nice tho look how polite they are XDDDD
nubioware needs to be gassed
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>>173071129
Mostly satisfied but wonder why some of these weren't changed for release and how these patches will actually play out. Did nobody comment on how SAM didn't need to be saying shit about mining or temperature changes every five seconds or maybe they knew but it was low enough priority it didn't get looked at.
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>>173071318
They've got a beak thing that look like it could be used to bite with.
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>>173071403
But Vorn is supposed to come off as a loser. You can even make fun of him later on the Nexus.
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>>173070651
>Suvi?
>yes, Kallo?
>I can feel the vibrations through my chair
>I know, Kallo
>I want to die, Suvi
>we all do, Kallo, we all do
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>>173070926
Wouldn't say no to a bi alien husbando.

But yeah Jaal is really straight, to be honest.
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>>173071198
>>173071212
>>173071343
>>173071376
>people actually are hyped about a patch
what the fuck
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>>173071559
I want to cuddle the qt autist.
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>>173071559
Not hyped. Satisfied. And really, that's only assuming this is the first of many.
>>
This begs the question. What so wrong with the current gay relationships that they need improving. Sure I don't like Jill's baby situation but I can refuse it if I want to and Gil still supports my decision. Hell at least Gil and Ryder got naked in their scene, Vetra, Suvi, and Liam were fade to black
>>
>>173071514
Havent gotten that far yet, been playing multiplayer since its the thing that hasn't completely tanked in fun to me
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>>173071638
I don't know, presumably because I'm not gay
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>>173071559
>Wanting numbers and stats in patch notes = being hyped for it

Fuck off.
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>>173071559
I just want a white ryder
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Question

If I bitotic charge while annihilation is up, does the combo auto detonate or do I have to touch them with annihilation first?
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>>173071620
Das it mane.
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Are there any decent looking beard options?
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>>173071620
your opinion is irrelevant.

>>173071631
but why are your standards so low that you are satisfied with content/bugfixes that should already be included in the initial release?
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>>173071761
More than likely no because muh balance in a co op/single player game be surprised if it did
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>>173071713
>falling for the swampbeast autist's traps, hooks and baits
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>>173071638
Why the fuck do we even need to be pandering to homosexuals so much? Mass effect 1 was a game about saving the galaxy from a reaper ship. 2 was about investigating attacks on humans and saving the galaxy again. 3 was uniting the galaxy against unurmountable odds. Andromeda is about exploring a new home for humanity.

Why the fuck do we need to have a patch that fixes romance? Romance is secondary, if you want to play a waifu or gay cocksucker fag simulator go to newgrounds or play love hina. Christ.
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>>173071769
>>173071823
More people must realize that Sara is the true, canon romance of the game.
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>>173071761
Charge doesn't detonate annihilation. At all, even if you're charging point blank. I'm pretty sure it's bug though.
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>>173071887
The fuck are you talking about?
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Teach me how to Biotic.
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>>173071823
Because I'm not autistic and would rather just see the bugs get fixed, rather than rage about petty bullshit.
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>>173071823
>implying you should be unhappy or neutral about bug fixes and other small improvements

nobody's saying all the game's problems are being fixed, anon. we can still be glad that some fixes are coming.
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>>173072070
What absolute garbage
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Funny how much shitposting this game attracted but in the end it doesn't even matter. It's selling millions of copies.
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>>173066792
Well we know so far they're immune to Th 314 or whatever it is that affects all Milky Way species
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>>173072129
Singularity, Shockwave, Lance/Throw. Maximum combos.
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>>173072126
you haven't posted here before ME:A, right? so you don't recognize the swampbeast autist and his easy bait posts which are literally always accompanied by a femshep (aka swampbeast) or femshep + liara pic
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>>173072129
pull then throw, then laugh as you send fuckers into the stratosphere
annihilation is also GOAT
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>>173072347
Don't do pull/throw on Ascendants
Tried that once and I got instakilled
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>>173072032
You don't honestly think the romances aren't important to many people, right?
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>>173072165
so you are ok with unfinished products and broken releases? are you fucking retarded
have some selfrespect for fucks sake

>>173072170
well thank god, I will break open the champagne because Bioware actually tries to fix their shit
eureka
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>>173072576
>break open the champagne

The appropriate reaction would be "oh good, they're fixing stuff". Calm down nigga
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Insanity EZ guide

get the cryo point that reveals hidden caches (military)
- eos caches have a high ratio of initiative crates which translates to ez early n7 guns
- havarl has all the crafting materials you'll need for an entire playthrough if you find the hidden crates

black widow is not overrated.

max out three actives and all possible passives before you waste points on everything else
- if you wanna have fun with it, get a value point in everything early game to fuck around with, then respec when you're ready to go after architects
- op wombo combo flashy biotic charge annihilation builds require levels and gear; don't go for them to start with
- if it's boring, it's probably what you're gonna want to max first or bosses/architects

some shipmates have more dialogue even when the speech bubble is greyed out. especially kallo

you can try to fight switching to helius defender as long as you want to. It's going to win in the end.
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>>173072576
Why are you even here?
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>>173072338
can you shut the fuck up nigger
please

>>173072637
>what is an exaggertion
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>>173072576
You don't know what the words broken and unfinished even mean.
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>>173072576
Jump off a cliff you fucking retard. Why the fuck are you even here on a general dedicated to discussion about Mass Effect if you don't like the game?
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>ME:A DLC1
>Same seven planets, new areas that look the same
Anyone else excited?
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cora is so damn CUTE and THICK! she makes my penis cry tears of joy
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>>173072984
Lewd.
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>heat level increasing
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>>173072718
to shit on you guillable goys who actually spent money on this beta release
its fun, why are you here exactly?

>>173072802
yes, MEA is a polished marvel lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KWkao73HuU

>>173072813
>implying /meg/ likes the Mass Effect series
fuck off to reddit faggot
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>>173073019
Very lewd!
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>>173072984
>Cora
>Thick
Stop
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>>173073060
Fuck Eladeen

>>173072984
I agree she is cute
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>>173072758
>>what is an exaggertion

Yeah but you're posting like people here are praising the patch like it's the second coming of christ, and they're not
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>>173073069
>implying /meg/ likes the Mass Effect series
LOL. You clearly have mental problems.
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>>173073201
chubby chaser detected
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>>173073069
>using crowbcat as evidence
Go back to /v/
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>>173073069
>he has so little in his life that his greatest joy is shitposting on a Peruvian train enthusiast webring
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>>173072673
>ez early N7 guns

I just did gold strike missions. Each one usually contains an N7 weapon.
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>equalizer in MP

How can such a little gun be so good?
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>>173073153
>Tats
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>>173073201

Found the hambeast
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>>173073153
You know, she could go bald and still be hot
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>>173073354
well shit if you're doing gold strike missions you don't need any help do you
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>>173073019
>>173073153
>>173073251
>tfw no cora gf
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>>173073357
Is it better than the Charger X?

So far I've been using that and the Vanquisher on every character build because the gun balance in this game is halariously broken.
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>>173073294
>>173073393
>Average body
>Consider her thick
>Offended when pointed out that she's not
Tumblr detected.
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>>173073492
Yeah. Charger is an okay stand-in until you get really good guns, though.

Equalizer's only weakness is that its bullets literally disappear beyond short to short-medium range, but I use it on classes that I get in close with anyway
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>>173073446
You're talking about how to make the singleplayer easy. I had around 10 gold lootboxes by the time I got around to starting the singleplayer so I started off with an N7 Eagle, piranah, and the assault rifle.
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>>173073293
newfag

>>173073318
go back to kekkit

>>173073335
>having so little in your life that you reply to shitposts
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>>173073492
Charger even at X is awful. Why do you even have that? Also, wasn't it called the Tempest SMG in previous games?
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>>173073587
If you don't think that Cora has an enormously thick ass, you haven't been paying attention.
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>>173058574
Because it doesn't make sense for most of the game. Basically they don't allow you to be such a fuck that you get a "game over" because for most of the game the Milky Way races aren't in a position to be fucking around with the Angara and fighting the Kett. Shit, you couldn't even get to the Aya vault unless you did what the Angara wanted.

You might get more choices for this in a theoretical sequel, where humans have control of Jaardan tech and the Kett have fucked off for the time being.
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>>173073723
Yeah but the ship is called Tempest now
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>All these newfags calling the femshep autist a newfag or someone from /v/
You people are making a fool out of yourself
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>>173073468
We met a terrible fate.
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>>173073783
/v/ is a state of mind.
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>>173073783
they probably don't even lust after MT's
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>>173073587

No you are the one who is offended and delusional because you think thick means fat.
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>>173073738
It's nowhere near enormous. It's not even thick. It's shapely and compliments her bodyline that's about it.
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>>173073806
>>173073019
God she's beautiful.
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>>173073912
Thick doesn't mean fat and it sure as hell doesn't mean chick with average body.
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>>173073882
Mating tubes are old news kiddo, everyone's got a mandible fetish now.
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>>173071020
That sounds good actually and you can learn a bit more about Avitus.

The kiss would be the pay off at the end.
>>
>>173073806
>>173073019
>ruining your looks with such a shit hairstyle
trash, wouldnt even fuck drunk
>>
>>173073783
Mate, they even called WG /v/eddit. It's just standard biodrone behaviour if you don't mindlessly praise the game
>>
>>173074090
>he wouldn't fuck a girl because of a haircut
Autism.
>>
Corafags have shit taste.
Unless they've accepted that her personality is trash and are just in it for dat ass.
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>>173074069
ew
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>>173073723
Charger X Is one of the best assualt weapons in the entire game. It has only a tiny bit less damage than the few good gold and Plat assault weapons and outclasses them in every other category.

I have over 60 hours in multiplayer and I have gold on farm and I have yet to find a single assault weapon better than the charger X.
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>>173074137
its called basic standards, not autism.
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>>173074152
She's alright after the asari ark.
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>>173074240
Considering the only people who get triggered by that hairstyle are in 4chan, I think it is autism.
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>>173074240
Basic autism. Short hair is fine.
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>>173074152
Welp I have shit taste then. That soft romantic personality under that professional demeanor. No competition.
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>>173074125
>people get annoyed at shitposting
>MUST BE SHILLS
>>
>>173074314
>Professional
You mean autistic. She doesn't know how to function socially outside of a military unit.
>>
>>173074326
No one is talking about shills, biocuck.
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>>173074152
>t. Vetrafag
How does it feel knowing you're already Talifag level cancer in less than a couple months?
>>
>>173074438
>he doesn't want to wife up autism
you're playing the wrong game son
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>>173074458
>posts in /meg/
>calls others biocucks
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>>173074292
no its personal preference.
I dont find women with short hair attractive, even if its just on one side of the head.
I dont think Jack is attractive, but she is basically an anon.

>>173074306
>opinions are autistic
be careful with the buzzwords or you will run out
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>>173074556
Go back, newfag
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>>173074152
Eh she's just my type I guess. Vetra's alright but not for romance.
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New thread.
>>173074669
>>173074669
>>173074669
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>>173074530
If I wanted to "wife up" autism I'd fuck Sara.
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>>173074556
jesus christ, can you just fuck off to BSN again, its obvious you dont belong here. are you to autistic to get that into your head?
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>>173074758
>hey guise, I post in the biggest biodrone circlejerk in 4chan, but i'm totally not a biodrone
Kill yourself biocuck.
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>>173074607
>shall we make her a big tough drill sergeant wife?
>nah, let's go with weeabloo instead

FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON

JUST LET US GO FULL FELIX WE'RE ALREADY A MANLET
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>>173074823
you are the only biodrone here faggot
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>>173073783
>i-i've been shitposting for a wh-whole year!!

The cunt didn't even know about Gigi, man.
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>>173074064

There is nothing average about that ass, cellulite seeker.
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>>173075313
dont pull memes out of the grave then, shit was relevant in ME2 times
>>
>>173073783
avatarfagging
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>>173075610
I'm actually kinda curious about what exactly Gigi is
>>
Wow, these balance changes are fucking awesome.

Looks like the LMG ARs are getting fixed so that they get full benefit from accuracy and stability.

Right now, there's an absurdly unfair "maximum accuracy" and "maximum stability" for them that makes it so they can't go past a certain accuracy, regardless of acc/stab AR bonuses, cover bonuses, or turbocharge bonuses
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>>173076127
>>173076127
It's hot
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>>173076648
tl;dr: revenant, soned, and cyclone will be good again
>>
HOW TO KEK LIAM
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Is there a way to change character appearance after already starting the game whether it be via cheat/console or even a save edit?
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>>173067297
>like Asari but ugly and with genes and by force

Yes. Gas them.
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