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Mass Effect General - /meg/

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No raptors allowed edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJB

Previous thread: >>172984345
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We are infinite, you are bacteria.
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FUCK OP
TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS
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>>173011135
GLORY TO THE SKY ARYANS
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>>173011135
reminder to the op that you forgot a q at the end of the collages

also femturs are the best
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cora is CUTE, she deserves your manuals
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>No raptors allowed
>start thread not only with a raptor, but a raptor without her glasses on

I'm on to your bullshit, OP.
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butts in space

sometimes uncalled-for pink butts
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>>173011362
Butterface butterface nobody loves you for anything other then your ass.
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>>173011334
STOP THIS MEME IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME
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xth for we could have had this instead of fade to black
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>>173011459
nigga u gay
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Trying to make the worst possible Ryder I can for my bad end playthrough.

How'd I do?
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The game runs like ass on consoles and they even did the old "unload areas when not in them" to the fucking Tempest.

>>173011482
How do you even Ansel in cutscenes?
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>>173011362
P-please give it back Scott, that manual is very precious to me.
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>>173011558
She looks like a granny with tumblr hair.
There are NO good looking female humans in this game.
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>>173011594
Jesus haploid christ anon

You have fulfilled your objective
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How long will Vetrafags remain dominant?
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>>173011334
Turians are the most NatSoc race though. They are meritocratic and militaristic as fuck.

Quarians fucked-up because they abandoned traditionalism. Turians kept theirs, and now have the biggest military and a council seat. They one downside is that the (((volus))) control a lot of their economy - but that's similar to Weimar Germany, I guess.
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>>173011594
There are worse hair options
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>>173011752
Until Lexi is bangable.
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>REMEMBER SARISSA'S MANUALS

The only way this could sound more retarded is if she started citing individual pages.
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>>173011482
>tfw can't appreciate this because default Scott
Maybe Bioware will add this in. Kinda weird this happens during fade to black
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>>173011841
REMEMBER THE MANUALS AND BREATHE
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>>173011836
WHY WOULDNT THEY MAKE LEXI BANGABLE
Her voice actor is naked in everything.
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>>173011704
thank u brave for someone finally saying @ this
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>mfw asari adept melee build on gold

Wow, this is easy.
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>>173011704
>being this low-test
next you'll be saying you don't like long thick cocks on women
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>>173011135
Let's see how the thread starts out

>>173011226
>>173011242
>>173011341
>>173011761
right off the fucking back raptorfags

>>173011334
Cancer that should be shot

great job /meg/ ignore the fact that the game is FUCKING CRACKED AND WE CAN PLAY IT FOR FREE https://layer13.net/rls?id=7793948

>>173011752
How long until we get another quarian straight f LI
the only way that cancer will stop is if another consumes it

>>173011836
This could also hamperit
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>messing around with ansel
>turn up contrast
>it shows all the little detail on Vetra's face
>all those scars

shit girl imo ugly as hell
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>>173011282

If she grew out her hair and had blue or green eyes, you mean

fund it
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>>173011841
She does though
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>>173012164
What.
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>tfw no asari mistress
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>>173012107
mfw >>173008743 I was right and she did put her self out to truckers for crack
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>>173012107
>not wanting to kiss her scars while laying in bed and telling her how much you love her

OUT.
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>>173011841
She does.
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>doing reyes missions
>only dialogue options are gay banter, gay banter or gay banter that leads to gay sex

The fuck is this shit, I'm trying to play as a by the books autist character who only comes out of his shell to have by the books autist love with Cora and the game wont let me because le bioware stock character #5 charming bisexual rogue with a spanish accent XD
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damn did ralph actually get BTFO or did he give up
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>>173012197
In her emails, she cites specific passages and pages.
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>>173012296
He seems to be a dayposter, we'll know tomorrow for sure.
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>>173012252
I remember that guy. He's the guy that deleted the Russian Ambassador in Turkey on live TV.
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>make a black ryder for new playthrough
>mfw nerdy fucking white-boy voice coming out of his mouth

Haha holy shit how do people play with nigryders
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>>173012223
Or just get scarred during her merc days.
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>>173012360
The ambassador was obviously a Peebeemancer.
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>>173012391
That voice doesn't fit default Scott either desu
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>>173012107
Actually, I checked Sid too. Same face texture.

Way to go Bioware.
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I'm posting it because I can. Fuck all ya'll.

Forget remnant architects, the kett archon, or Director Addison's ridiculous demands. The hardest part about living in Andromeda was the day to day life with your sister, Sara Ryder. She could raise hell in a gunfight, or survive Palaven wilderness with nothing but a flimsy stick—but interacting with others? That was the real struggle.

“The shuttle's going to arrive any minute now..” Buckling on your watch, you glanced at the curtain that divided her side of the room from yours. Despite everything she did in Meridian, people still scared her. And parties definitely scared her. But, being sister to the great Pathfinder, there were some things she was expected to do—and tagging along to social events was one of them.

“I can't the clasp of this dress done.” She sighs exasperatedly. “Can you help me?” Wordlessly, you sweep back the curtain, and catch her pale white back peeking from behind the wraps of a dark, crimson dress. Drinking in her frame, from those delicate heels toeing of a side slit that would have run too far for your father's comfort, you catch her eye as she glances at you over her shoulder, hair drawn up in a bun.

“Ryder?”

“I'm here.” You take a few steps in, and attempt to tug up the zipper. “It's stuck.”

“Tug harder.”

“I'm trying! Did you gain weight in cryo-sleep?” You give a final, anguished pull, and the zipper flies up, squeezing a soft, sharp exhalation out of Sara.

“I'm just wondering where Vetra found this dress. Do I really have to come to this event?” She looks at you with those soft, pleading eyes, and for a moment, you want to give in. But before you can concede, a soft note signals from the door, and you grab her hand.

(1/?)
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>Download the crack
>Your computer starts crashing everything
>Hard Drive has 0mb left
How the fuck am I supposed to install this?
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>>173011135
less raptor please, you're nearing talicancer levels
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>>173012751
“Just for a bit. I'll be right next to you, the whole time, I promise.” Giving it a light squeeze, you feel her hand fearfully grip yours back, and continue to hold her hand throughout take off. “Alright. How many airborne vessels do you see?”

“Seven.” As old as this game of yours is, the counting calms her, helps her center herself.

“And how many of those are Kodiak models?”

“Three, including the one we're in.”

“And how many people in this shuttle are important to you?”

“One. The Ryder twin in front of me.”

“Sara.”

She frowns. “Two. I should value myself more.”

Looking down, you can't help but tap her reassuringly. “No worries. We all miscount, sometimes.”

Before she can reply, the shuttle sets down, and Sara forcefully squeezes your hand.

“I don't know if I'm ready for this.”

You squeeze back, and pull her up. “I am.”

As the doors open to a resounding cheer, you pull her out, and into the heart of the party. Today will be different. You can feel it.

(2/?)
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>>173012751
more
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>>173012751
STOP.
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Oh my fucking god I cannot stand ryder's STUPID FUCKING ACCENT

AND WHY IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DO THREE QUARTERS OF THE ANGARAAN AND ASSARI SOUND LIKE THEY SPENT THE FIRST HALF OF THEIR LIFE IN NORTH LONDON
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>>173012840
Despite the occasion, the party is remarkably calm—and yet, optimism zaps through the air, like biotics not quite activated. Meridian. The first Golden World, and a mark on the Heleus Cluster that shows that you're here to stay. You shake hands, work the crowd, and politely flit around, Sara never more than a couple steps behind. Occasionally, you take a route to dodge Liam and the champagne bottle he's carrying around in tow. Last time him and Sara met, his idea of helping consisted of thrusting her on stage for a speech and telling her to 'get over it.' No, tonight was to be nice and easy—until Sloane smashed a wine bottle in an Angaran's face.

Without thinking, you let go of Sara's hand, and rushed to the incident, acting the peacemaker. Insults are hurled, the Collective is mentioned, and after a few tense words, the situation seems defused. It's not until you look over your shoulder and realize that Sara is missing that it clicks just what went wrong. Immediately, you scan the crowd, but as they weave and flow throughout the pavilion, all you see is a mass of spiraling colors. No, not now. You can't lose her. Forcing your way through the crowd, you look for Sara frantically. And then, you spot her at the drinks table. Pushing your way past, you bump shoulders more than a little, spilling an Asari's glass, and pissing off a Krogan, but none of that matters. Drawing in closer, you can hear Sara whispering to herself, her hands twitching as she tries to maintain some semblance of control.

“Therearefifteenfluesandsevenhavealowervolumeandthreehavestoppedbubblingand...”

“Sara!” Your voice cuts through her counting, as eyes fall upon you, you can see the relief flood her face, and she tightly grabs on to you. “fiveplatesandfourhaveheluesplantmatterandoneisemptyand....”
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>>173011341
>>173011226
>>173011135
>>173011242
any of you raptorfriends have any qt/comfy/cheeky suggestions or requests for ScottxVetra drawfagging?

Feeling like making art but don't really have any ideas at the moment. Be my raptor muse /meg/

will also consider lewd if cute
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>>173012763
kek
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>Peebee and Vetra have been standoffish the entire game
>Peebee even rips on Vetra for how she acts with Sid
>Vetra doesn't even accept Peebee's apology
>Then this happens.

Uhh...
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>>173012967
The counting is getting worse. Looking around, you can see more than a few eyes drawing your way, and instinctively, your arms tighten around Sara and draw her closer. No words need to be said. You need an escape. But where?

“HGGNH!” With a mighty roar, you see Drack headbutt another krogan, and start bellowing. “You dare insult clan Nackmor?” Instantly, the crowd turns, and amidst it all, you see Vetra keep on looking your way, raising a finger in the direction of the shuttles. You nod in thanks, and immediately take your sister to a shuttle to escape. The Salarian inside blinks a little at the duress you and your sister give off, but otherwise say nothing as he flies you both back to the Hyperion. Touching down on the landing pad, the halls are empty as you rush her back to the room by SAM's node. As important as family is, you're glad he requested to be turned off for your personal life. Holding Sara by the shoulders, you settle her on the bed, and wrap her in blankets as she continues to count.

“fourhundredoccupantsbytheshuttlesandthritysevenwereangaranandtwelvewereexiles...”

She trails off into an incomprehensible blur, and all you can do is support her as she rocks back and forth, lost in her own world. But slowly, the rocking gets softer, and the tantric rituals of numbers get slower, until finally, she stops.

(4/?)
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>>173013023
is she drunk?
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>>173012969
Vetra and Scott in the rain.
Scott is standing on a step ladder in order to hold an umbrella over Vetra's head.
I want my gums to bleed from how sugary sweet it would be.
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>>173012969
Vetra and Ryder sitting on the couches in Ryder's quarters with wine, playing chess.
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>>173013081
“How are you doing?”

“I messed up, Ryder. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.” As dark as the room is, you can still see her eyes grow crystalline with tears. “First thanksgiving, and then with the Archon, and then---”

You interrupt her before she can start, and pull her close. “It's okay, Sara. It's okay. There'll be another day. How many do we have left this solar year?” As she starts to run numbers through, you kiss her lightly on the head. “Keep on counting. I'll get us some coffee.”

Her counting is slow, rhythmic. Try as you might, you could never fully understand it. But that doesn't mean you can't support her, nonetheless. Turning your attention to the family coffee machine, you pour some beans in, and run your fingers along one of the fractures in the shell. Sara used to be a lot worse. She used to throw things at the slightest opportunity, and never interact with anyone except through block toys and stuffed animals. More than once, it took everyone in the family to calm her down. But that was back in the Milky Way. The coffee machine beeps, interrupting your reverie, and you peek over the shelves. “Sara?”

A warm presence leans on your back, and you relax. “There you are. Coffee?”

Sara turns her head, rubbing her her tears into your shirt, but it doesn't matter. She feels safe, so you stay, for a moment both long, and too short, in that pose. Eventually you turn, and talk to her.

“I'm glad you came with us to Andromeda.”

“I am, too.”

“Then that's all that needs to be said.”

“No, it isn't.” Her forehead furrows, and she leans it on your chest.

“There were over 16 billion humans back home. 100,000 of them came to Andromeda. And of all of those, there's only one of them that understands me. And that's you.” With those words, she looks up at your eyes, those ocean-blue pearls ringed by the faint lights in the room. “I love you.”

(5/?)
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How did Cerberus manage to scrap the Collector's Base debris when it borders a fucking SMBH?
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>>173013137
Apparently we all just came from the bar?
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>>173012763
you quit being poor and buy it
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>>173013186
You grin easily, and reply. “I love you, too.”

“No, not in that way. Like how...” Her voice trails off, and she draws away. “It's okay if you don't. I just wanted you to know.” Sara shrugs off the blanket, and headed toward the curtain that divided the room. Her shoulders droop in the dress, and you can sense something defeated in her as she paces away, her heels clicking against the floor.

Perhaps that's why you opened your mouth to respond.

“Sara, you're beautiful.”

Once again that glimmer returns to her eyes, and the edges of her mouth tug up. You open up your mouth again, but before you can speak, she dives into you, and the two of you begin to entwine, like ancient vines in those veiled Havarl nights. There are no words to describe what happened that night. Except...

Andromeda Galaxy is 634 years away from the Milky Way. 2.537 million light years from your past. If there was ever a moment to find what you wanted most, to be who you wanted most, than that moment is there. Beginnings may be set in stone. But the future? That is yours alone to decide.

(6/6. Do what you must. I have already won.)
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>>173013139
I think someone mentioned this before, but still sounds good. thx

stand by for diabetes, hopefully
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>>173013359
>I think someone mentioned this before
It was me!
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did anyone do a model swap for the sex scenes to ryder and ryder?
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>>173012969
Scott and Vetra cuddling in the Pathfinder's quarters while watching a movie, in a way that emphasizes the 6 inch height difference.
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EA SHILL ON SUICIDE WATCH
it is mentioned they apparently used an old version of denuvo for ME:A
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>>173013315
I enjoyed it.

Only 20k humans came to Andromeda though
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>>173012878
Ryder has an accent? He just sounds like a regular white guy
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>>173013401
Even the simplest modding is haram in this game.
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>>173012969
One trying to teach the other how to cook human/Turian food properly. How well they're actually doing is up to you.
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anyone found a non-torrent version yet?
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Wow. The developer console in this game is wicked powerful.
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>>173013770
Teach us a spell, senpai.
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What are the best classes to play?

From ME2 I found Sentinel and Infiltrator to be the most fun.
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How does anyone enjoy anything about Cora other than her ass? Her dialogue is more autistic than Sara Ryder. She needs to be spaced, along with all her Asari waifus.
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>>173013885
Classes?
The fuck?
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>>173013885
Classes don't matter. Explorer is best profile unless you literally only use one skill tree.
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>>173013547
>>173013713
>>173013151
>>173013397
suggestions noted, thnks
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>>173012969
Scott trying to be romantic and carry Vetra. He's struggling and parts of her are dragging on the ground, but she appreciates the gesture anyway.
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>>173013935
Soldier
Sentinel
Infiltrator
Vanguard
etc etc
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>>173014000
How much of a DYEL is Scott? She's only 210 lbs.
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>>173014028
The class system is gone fampai. We profiles now.
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>throw sticky nade at hydra moving perpendicular to me
>miss
>huh, that's weird, I'll lead it even more and spam the rest
>miss with all four

So apparently grenades will autoaim dead center of whatever you're looking at, and it'll make it 100% impossible to hit some targets.
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>>173013885
Vanguard. It's always vanguard.
Stack melee damage bonuses and punch bitches to death.
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>>173014065
He doesn't look super beefy. He's in decent athletic condition but I don't take him for a power lifter.
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>>173014028
Yeah, you literally can change them at will, possibly even in combat (haven't tried). Experiment. Make it work for you. If you fuck up and level something you don't like, respec.
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>>173011761
Nazis were against against gender equality and were corrupt as fuck, stop comparing the based space raptors to them
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>>173014106
>hydra

But those fuckers move at like 1cm/hour. It sounds more like you were a victim of lag.
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>>173014065
It's more the size that's the problem here.

But seriously though, have you seen the guy?
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>Try out Annihilation for the first time

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS. I am become a walking god of death.
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Had to play a bit of the game while doing the crack to make sure things were fine.

How you guys even play this messy piece of shit, holy fuck.
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>>173014065
She's like seven feet tall or something. The manlet would have to lift he like Dirty Dancing to keep all of her off the ground.
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>>173014374
>The manlet would have to lift he like Dirty Dancing to keep all of her off the ground.

vetra has been known to tango...
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>>173014225
We were opposing roofs on firebase arizona so it was pretty far, and they do move at a decent clip. I tested it on some dogs after that and it seemed to do the same thing, they definitely get thrown at whatever your target reticle dealie is locked onto.
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>>173013885

Classes have been renamed to profiles, which are a series of passive bonuses that incentivize certain playstyles.

Remember how ME1 and 2 restricted weapons to classes, but ME3 created the weight system instead, to give incentive to power-heavy classes to use light weapons (aka pistols and smgs)? Same concept here, but with classes. Developers do not want to arbitraily restrict playstyles, so they gave more freedom of choice.

Soldier benefits best from weapon usage.

Engineer benefits most from tech powers and comboing them together.

Adept gives great bonuses to their biotic powers and uses biotics to dodge and jump, which are more effective than the jump jets.

Sentinels are the "pure power" specialization, and benefit least from weapons, and focus on recharge times for maximum power usage. Very durable.

Vanguard lets you deal damage in close range in stay alive more efficiently. Uses biotics to dodge and jump; more effective than jump jets.

Infiltrators give tech damage bonuses and headshot/weakpoint bonuses, greatly benefitting the usage of snipers rifles or semi-auto assault rifles.

Explorer is a new class. It can do literally anything, albeit less effectively than more specialized classes. It does have the unique ability of teleporting to dodge and jump. Can phases though walls, floors, and ceilings in some cases.
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How long until the so called announcement?
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>>173014374
6'6 but that sounds cute.
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>>173014446
>uses biotics to dodge and jump, which are more effective than the jump jets.

Is this true? I thought it was just a cosmetic change.
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>>173014350
if you're real: thanks. and well, guess why people didn't buy it and waited for the crack instead.

>>173014454
>yfw Bioware's announcement is "our game got cracked, we're out of business now"
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>>173014140
210 lbs is not that much depending on how he carries her
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>>173014528
They move slightly farther and faster, and provide a slight damage reduction.
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>>173014335
>tfw annihilation based vanguard with cora and peebee
biotic explosions everywhere
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>>173014528
Yea, they're more powerful, not that it's worth much. Explorer blink is the real hotness.
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>Krogan live for centuries
>this glorious motherfucker is probably still alive

Grunt DLC when.
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What's a good build for asari adept? I've heard people talking about taking the shield powered evo for lance, but that's a little xtreeme for me.
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>>173014580
What are we talking here? Deadlift? Clean and jerk? Can Scott squat Vetra for a 5x5, that's the real question.
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>>173014598
>>173014615
Neat, but I wish it was actually written somewhere in the game.

This game is pretty good with providing numeric details so it bugs me when they omit something like this.
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>>173014547

>yfw Bioware's announcement is "our game got cracked, we're out of business now"

You might actually be retarded anon.
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>>173014580
He's probably going to want to do it with his arms slung below her lugs rather than doing a fireman carry.

Also, that's forgetting how much her armor weighs (she almost never takes it off). Could add another 40+ pounds easy, looks pretty thick.
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>>173012969
hold on a sec, i'm making a huge list of vetra related stuff for write and draw
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>>173014695
>He's probably going to want to do it with his arms slung below her lugs rather than doing a fireman carry.

*legs. And back. Like this. Would like pretty comical and cute with the size difference.
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>>173014695
I was thinking bridal style originally, I'm not really sure how romantic fireman's is. He could cop a feel of her ass I guess, is that romantic?
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>bsn tries to figure out the taste of tali's sweat
>/meg/ just tries to figure out the logistic of lifting a character off the ground

Sometimes you guys are alright
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Autistic Ryder fic was cute. Thanks for that and please do more
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>>173014676
The real question is how far could Scott toss his waifu
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>>173014950
Not as far as Vetra could toss him.
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>>173014903
Give it a minute, this can easily get weird.
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>tfw no co-op story/free roam mode for building viability on-world

who /elaaden/ irl here?
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>>173014580
That'd still be pretty fucking tricky to lift with the weight distributed over a 6'7 person shaped load.
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The CPY torrent is out.

>tfw genuinely don't even know if this heap of shit is worth pirating

How is it? The writing looks off putting and the SJW elements looks like they might be pretty heavy compared to the OT.

I liked Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3. Will I like Andromeda?
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>>173014834
Yeah, that's what I meant when I said bridal style.

He can gallantly carry her across the threshold and accidentally mildly concuss her by bouncing her head off the doorframe on the way through.
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>>173014925
Sure. Maybe not in this thread, but I'll make it happen. What do you want to see?
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>>173015086
>SJW elements
Maybe you're better off sticking to something safer. We wouldn't want a space fag to trigger you too badly.
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>>173014903
I see you haven't been here long. leave while it's quiet, anon
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>>173015051
No one has brought up alien Nazis yet, so I'd say we're honestly doing pretty good at the moment. It's kinda comfy.
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Maybe a two-part image with one panel of Scott struggling to carry Vetra to bed bridal style, and another where Vetra very easily carries Scott the same way with a "much better!" expression on their faces?
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>>173015234

>Asari talking about gender pronouns when they're fucking genderless
>Some transexual fuck who tells you about how she's trans when you simply ask her what she's doing in Andromeda
>all the waifus are ugly as fuck

Yea, nothing to do with a safe space buddeh, I just like pretty women in my vidya
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>>173015086
Nah don't waste your time.

If you wouldn't buy it, you wouldn't even want to bother pirating it. Not to mention the pirated version currently has issues with save files getting corrupted.
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>>173014903
He says, as the autistic Sara fic is posted. Just wait for the autistic Sara porn.
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VETRA A SHIT AND A TOO TALL, WORST FEMTUR!
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>>173015234
was using the word fag supposed to throw the scent off the gay trail?
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>Download of Kama Sutra complete.
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>>173014692
Are you on the spectrum or is there any other particular reason why you can't detect jokes? Are you maybe German?
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>>173015453
Scott appreciates tall women.

And Vetra's not much taller than any other femtur in the game.
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I wish they were consistent with how tall Vetra is. She towers over Scott sometimes and other times she actually looks only 5" taller like she actually is

Being tall makes me like tall grills that's why Vetra initially popped out at me
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Somewhat serious question, is there much canon info on alien genitalia?

I know Kroger have four balls, but like what the fuck would an angaran or turian dick look like?
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>>173015086
from someone who's put 70 hours in and completed a playthrough, as well as tons of plays of the OT:

The animations and human character designs are as bad as you've seen, though your two human squadmates look alright. The animations on aliens are also fine since your brain isn't expecting them to look perfectly human anyway.
Environments are really good. Visual fidelity for non-characters seems to be really good in general.
Combat is superior to the first three, so if you liked combat in those you'll probably love it in this. Much bigger selection of weapons to pick from and the class/profile system lets you be a lot more flexible with your skill picks.
There are spots of poor writing here and there, but also some good writing.
Multiplayer is the same formula as before, but with the better combat & movement.
Character customization is fucking BALLS for female Ryders, and slightly less worse for males. The defaults still look weird, but sometimes they look alright depending on lighting and angle and so on.
Flying between planets is tedious because of an unskippable flight animation each time, but most of the planets are pointless anyway so don't bother wasting time exploring entire systems. The handful of main planets (where all the missions are) are pretty good and have lots of space to drive around on.

Overall it is buggy and flawed but I still thought it was a pretty fun space adventure. Still playing the multi and will probably re-play the story if significant DLC happens.
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>>173014952
Get yourself some vram son
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>>173015376
>the pirated version currently has issues with save files getting corrupted.

proof?
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>>173015374

There's also some dumb transpecies wannabe tumblrina.
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>>173015565
fucking hell, vetrafagging is already worse than talimancers
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>>173015498
Hopefully not. ;)
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>>173015660
>5-6 inch difference
>not towering

Especially with turians' disproportionately longer necks and smaller heads, that difference would look pretty big.
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>>173015703
>Angaran
Hemipenes

>Turian
Long, thin, spiky
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>>173015613
>10 cm taller than Garrus
>15 cm (appx.) taller than Nyreen

Vetra a freak.
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>>173015853
Look at your pic compared to

>>173015613

I know she is slightly in the foreground but come on

my perspective is fucked
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>>173015792
please don't wink at me
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>>173015703
http://www.bad-dragon.com/
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>>173015374
If you're not into aliens (other than the sameface Asari) then you're better off elsewhere. All the human women either look terrible or act like insufferable autists, or both.
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>>173015757

>please cite an official source of a claim made about a crack that just happened today.

What degree of autism is this? Video game journalists don't typically review the performance of specifically pirated games.
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>>173015947
There was literally no difference in height between Garrus and Nyreen, every turian in the first three games was the same height and about the same height as every human. It was an engine limitation.
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>>173016045
not asking for an 'official source', but i'm not seeing anyone else anywhere else posting about this save corruption issue.
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>>173015703
>Somewhat serious question, is there much canon info on alien genitalia?

Other than that females of species that give live birth obviously have vaginas (includes turians), no. But those naked concept arts of the angarans and male turians would imply they have internally stored penises.
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>>173016074
>It was an engine limitation.

There is no "engine limitation" that prevented them from making characters of different heights. Did you forget that the Volus exist? You could even play as them in the multiplayer.
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>>173015210
More of the same but with Sara' side of it. Dunno really, whatever comes to mind.
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>>173013885
In ME2 Soldier and Infiltrator were easy mode, everything else was gimped shit.

In this game, you have a shit ton of build options.
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>>173006609 Here, delivering like USPS on a sunday.
>>172990374
>>173006845
>>173006905
And I think 173012969 can make use of it.
I took as many propts of all qualities, shit I like, and shit that would make potentially funny stories and put em all here. I tried to put similar ones together divided with a // but I realized that was going to be hard. There is a lot of garbage, it there, and I commented on what I really didn't like, but I did it.
>ibf I can't use google docs
>ibf autism
Things to remember for the future:
1. Always post previous thread
2. Blue Labia
1/6
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>>173016195
No it doesn't imply that. They're just not going to bother drawing penises when all they need is a body.
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Holy fuck. The lack of geth in a mass effect game hurts the fuck out of my soul
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My new Ryder sure has a hell of a legacy to live up to. I can only hope she does Shepard proud.
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>>173016392
2/6
that is >>173012969
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>>173016398
Look at the picture of the angara in the codex entry about exaltation. No dick (or if there is one, it's unusually tiny).
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>>173016474

>muh irrelevant flashlighheads

You are almost as bad as batarian/vorchafags
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>>173016569
>batarian/vorchafags
Those don't exist.... right?
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>>173016562
Lexi confirms in an email that they do not have sex organs.
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>>173016518
>>173016392
3/6
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>>173016626
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>>173016569
>Comparing Geth to the two worst races in ME.
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>>173016643
Wait, sorry, I'm retarded. You were talking about angara. Never mind. It's the Kett who are dickless wonders.
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>>173016643
So what the fuck like those blue people from AVATAR?
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Is the seeking plasma system aug any good? Was thinking about putting it on a Hurricane.
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>>173016650
>>173016392
>>173016518
4/6
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>>173016731
no
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>>173016673

I said ALMOST.
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>>173016569
>>173016673
>BTs
>bad
yoo will pey fer dis!
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>>173016727
No no, disregard that post I suck cocks.
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>>173016569
I will fight you

Geth are the best mass effect race
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>>173016776
>>173016518
>>173016392
>>173016776
5/6
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>>173016004
Disgusting raptor fags
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>>173016823
Kys

>>173016840
>I suck cocks
If you say so
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>>173016731
It's not even bad, just lackluster.

Ironically I find it makes things slightly harder to hit because the tracking affects projectiles JUST enough to fuck up my target leading, but not enough to make them actually hit enemies that I would've missed.
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>>173016919
>>173016776
>>173016650
>>173016518
>>173016392
6/6
Believe me when I say I didn't want to take 6 posts.
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>>173016965
>Kys
reddit please
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Anyone ever written ____good____ non-sexual/romantic/socially-focused mass effect fanfic?

Something more like, say, detailed headcanon of Shepard's upbringing, or perhaps a "leaked" mission report/account of Shepard's survival at the colony of Akuze (Sole Survivor background)
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>>173017032
This was... eye opening
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cora a cute I don't care what you say
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>>173016392
>>173016518
>>173016650
>>173016776
>>173016919
>>173017032
You're doing the lords work anon.
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>>173017131
Possible but unlikely.

99% of fanfics are romance and/or smut. Mass Effect has been around long enough that what you're looking for may exist, though.
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>>173017131
earth-born upbringing*

The Dwarven Casteless origin story from Dragon Age 1 comes to mind, whenever I think about Youngshep.
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>>173016392
>>etc.

It's like this thread in microcosm.
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>>173016392
>acknowledging your own autism

This is some next level shitposting.
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>>173017096
>liking space Muslims
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>>173016924
Hey man, I didn't force them to sell those raptor dicks. I also didn't force them to sell those raptor vaginas either. I'm just bringing knowledge to the people.
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>>173017032
How do I post files bigger than 4mb?
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>>173016893
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>>173017312
We're on 4chan, the autism is just presumed most of the time
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>>173017131
I once did something with Shep having a red sand addiction
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>>173016893
They're not even a race
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>>173017414
Convert the file type, probably.
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Im here because the game got cracked
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>>173017485
Can I get a sypnosis?

If it's completely realistic and believeable, I'll go with it.
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>>173017514
Fuck you, this unit DOES have a soul.
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>>173017414
you don't. reformat. if it's just text, consider low quality saves because artifacts don't matter.
>how do I change quality
get something better than ms-paint.
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>>173017532
welcome anon

please select a waifu or husbando at the front desk and find a seat
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>>173017516
from jpg to what?
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>>173017617
Finger painting?
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>>173017532
The wasn't as bad as most poeple make it out to be, but it's definitely a mediocre game
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>>173016893
How can quarian bois even compete?
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>>173017131
I live near Chicago, and drug raids and the occasional murder isn't unheard of in my town

So I used to think about earth born Shepard and his gang, getting into fights, dealing drugs and getting arrested.
One time while I was listening to a 2pac song called "16 on death row" I thought about a little story that connected the song with Shepard's life.
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>>173017563
You were probably programmed to believe have one.

Dont kid yourself you clinking clanking collection of caliginous junk
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>>173017754
geth pussy is the superior version of the geth
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>>173017205
I just wish I could put it all in one image for easy sharing and shitposting.
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>>173018087
Just use a pastebin.
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Is Andromeda feasibly played solo? Like, without picking any party members to accompany me on planets?
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>>173018312
Yes. Your squad is useless.
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>>173018312
Unfortunately, you cannot play the single player game without a minimum of 2 squad members at all times, with only very special exception.
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>>173018087
Can you involve femtur prompts in general and not just Vetra?
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>>173018312
>>173018371
However you don't get the option

What he >>173018410 said
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>play MEA and ME3 recently
>can power through pretty easily with little support help and don't even need cover since i keep going invisible
>replay ME2
>get raped by those mechs and souped up vorcha hoards
>the invisibility does nothing

why didn't we just send the vorcha and blue suns against the reapers
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>>173018410
What a fuck
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>>173018371

I can't say they're useless when they have gotten 1/3rd of my kills and barely get downed.
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>>173018087
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>>173018272
Fuck

https://pastebin.com/VJ9EY0Nc
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>>173017574
>>173017414
Also if it's just text you're probably better off with a png because the compression algorithm is much more efficient than jpg for images with very little variation in color.
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>>173018468
>why didn't we just send the vorcha and blue suns against the reapers
You can

>>173018536
You better up ya game nigga, thas weak shit
>>
So if angara are born in litters like cats, do you think they also have heat cycles like cats do? Do male angara just know instinctively when a woman is ovulating?
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>>173018485
Have you never played an ME game before?
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>>173018452
not at 2am no, but feel free to replace vetra with any femtur
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>>173018676

Stop giving me shitty fic idea's anon.
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>>173018676
They're like fish and spew shit in water to make babies.
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>>173018468
It's artificial difficulty. Your character in ME2 is slow and clunky as shit (acting like, well, an actual soldier in bulky gear, rather than a super soldier) and all the enemies have loads of hit points on higher difficulties for no reason so your gear just randomly ends up seeming like the shittiest in the galaxy.
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>>173018603

Sorry I don't play normal and insta nuke everything and then complain my squadmates are useless.
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>>173018034
>Geth pussy
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>>173016074
Volus exist in the short scale, Wrex existed in the tall scale.

Engine limitations is a lie.

Also, Nyreen was a bit shorter than Garrus, I need to get their models side by side
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>>173018781
>Thinking "hard" is actually difficult
Bitch made punk
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>>173018870

No, I just insta nuke everything on normal with meme biotics.
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>>173018781
I would have less of a problem with Insanity if it just made both me and the enemies relatively fragile rather than keeping the enemies fairly non-threatening but making them all bullet sponges.

Seeing a basic trooper takes 3 25mm grenades to the chest or two dozen assault rifle rounds or 2 AMR shots without dying is already pretty immersion breaking. And makes you feel unnecessarily weak. ME3 had a good balance here, the weapons felt powerful.
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>>173018834
what has science done
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>>173018769
>Jaal romance scene
>he swims under water then pops up, confusion apparent
>"Ryder, where are your eggs?"
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>>173018756
So help me god it's happening. I'll greentext it myself if I have to.
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>>173018909

*don't

>>173018914

I agree, a pleb raider shouldn't require tactical cloak to one shot with a black widow for example.
>>
>>173018994
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>>173018776
You do realize that most complete ceramite sets in ME universe weigh less than 40 pounds right?

That's virtually nothing when distributed throughout the entire body, not to mention, many of them have servos inside, aiding mobility further.
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This last "boss" fight was really awful.
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>>173018994
>meanwhile the water around him turns milky white
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>>173019240
I'd be your "boss" fight if you know what I mean bb
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>>173019240

Agreed. Might have been less shit if I hadn't already killed 4 architects. Or they could have not been lazy and actually had a fight with the archon.
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>>173019240
>expecting good boss fights in ME

maurader shields and three-eyed googly doll reaper say hi
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>>173018994

>Try to explain human anatomy and reproduction
>Jaal is visibly disgusted
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>>173018769
>>173019274
>>173019397
But they're mammals, though.
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>>173019397
>eventually relents and agrees to try it
>jams it in the wrong hole, bites the back of Ryder's neck like a cat
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>>173019390
Saren and Saren were ok
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>>173019240
What was the last truly great boss fight any of us got out of a shooter?
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>>173019397

Saren and reaper doll were both better. It's not like we already kill 4 reaper dolls throughout the playthrough.
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>>173018834
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>>173019459

They were made in a factory
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>>173019125
Cannon weight for N7 Destroyer's T5-V armor is 70 kilos. Some of the heavier armors are as bulky. Even powered that mass continues to have inertia that keeps it in motion when it's in motion.

That said, you are considerably faster and more mobile in 3, and ME:A takes it to a crazy level with the addition of rocket jumping and everyone getting a rocket dash instead of a slow roll or little hop.
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>>173019565
That doesn't make them not mammals, anon.
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>>173019390
God I miss him...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=467pmIX-oZo
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>>173019308
I'd enter your bed and begin humming lullabies while holding you tight with my strong hands, if you know what I mean
>>
>>173019617
>>173015591
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>>173019503
Saren's basically a bullet sponge version of those jumping geth though.
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Concept cora looks so good!
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>>173019502
I have fond memories of vanquish but I don't actually remember any boss fights
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>>173019638
He tried to save us. He tried to warn us.
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>>173019694
What. The. Fuck. Happened.
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>>173019694
She even was an n7!
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>>173019694
How did Ash make it on an ark? Was the Ash in ME3 actually an impostor?
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>>173019671
I know it's a joke.
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>>173019694
Holy shit
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>>173019732
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>>173019694
same with peebee. i mean look at this - she seems 10x more interesting than 'liara and sera had a baby'
>>
>tfw giving the Nomad the N7 paintjob
>tfw even your car is a valor thief
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>>173019787
>>173019694
>>173019854
Fucking useless bioware
>>
>>173019781
Character artist and animators they hired fucking sucked. Good concepts and good tools can't make shit into gold.
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>>173019854
That design is shit.
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>>173019854
>Raccoon mask PeeBee

They should have gone hard in on trash panda thing. Would have made the tech scavenger thing more interesting.
>>
>>173019787

And she has to take orders from Babby Ryder who wears dad's armor
>>
Crack is out.
For real
https://www.skidrowreloaded.com/mass-effect-andromeda-cpy/
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>>173019915
how so? she looks like harley quin the asari and i quite like it
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>>173020007
It pisses me off that nobody tells him to take it the fuck off because he hasn't earned it.
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>>173020041
Yes, it's just all over the thread. thanks for mentioning it AGAIN
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>>173020082
The guy on eos does. But ryder makes a point in saying s/he needs the protection.
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>>173019582
>Cannon weight for N7 Destroyer's T5-V armor is 70 kilos.

Where's that stated?
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>>173020124
u mad?
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Vetra Nyx weighs 95kg or 209 lbs.

Imagine how heavy it'll be to have her sit on top of your dick.
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>>173019694

Literally just Ashley, I'm glad they changed it.

Plus she looks way too young to fit as the 'experienced second in command' type.
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>>173020378
She's a HUGE BITCH!
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How old are the other human characters? Gil's like at least 30
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>>173019694
Looks like a generic female soldier with severe case of resting bitch face
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>>173020378
Just imagining her meaty thighs, her cold butt plates and the weight makes me hard
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>>173020378
this is going on the list
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>>173020558

Cora is most likely somewhere between 29-34, considering shes an L3 biotic, not an L2 like Kaidan. Liam Seems like mid twenties, probably 24-28. Probably right about Gil being 30, or at least around thirty, and Suvi seems the same as Liam, anywhere from mid to late twenties, though she does look weirdly young considering the fact that she's the head science officer or whatever on the Tempest.
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I'm genuinely amazed that no one gives a fuck about this. It would be perfect flavor dialogue.
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>>173021068
Kallo says some shit if you stand above the front of the ship
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>>173021068
Kallo makes a comment if you walk on top of the Tempest
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i LOVE peebee !
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>>173021147
>>173021152
>dont walk on the ship, ryder
>it's okay to drive a four ton rover though
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>>173021194
kys. I'm not even joking
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>>173021068
The first time I ever jumped on top, Cora just said "Really Ryder?"
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>>173021202
Mass effect fields
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friendly reminder that kys = kiss your self !
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>>173018756
Am I going to have to start greentexting, anon?
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>>173020260
nope, my download is finished.
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>>173021202
He said "Really, Ryder?" when I drove the Nomad on it.
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>>173021318
Fucking faggot
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>>173020378
considering that's the weight of the average human female now.....
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>>173021494
(lol)

Don't be so angry, anon !
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>>173020747
>Cold
Wouldn't her plates be really warm though? Turians aren't cold blooded, are they?
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>>173020378
Plus 30-50 pounds of armor for maximum amazon.
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>>173021318
go back to /dag/, it's on page 9
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>tfw no thicc quarian teammate
Cock up after cock up bioware.
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>>173021770
cease
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>>173021695
They're supposed to be avian (except they give live birth), so they'd be warm blooded and have a noticeably higher body temperature than humans on average.

>Vetra further confirmed as best for cuddles
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>>173021815
Never
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>>173020041
Thanks for shilling a shitty site to make ad revenue instead of pointing people to trackers.
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I just finished Liam's quest and now the Remnant VI won't stop following me around the ship
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>>173021868
I've never watched Samurai Jack, I thought Aku was a demon and ruler of the world, who is he actually phoning all the time?
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>>173021941
The henchmen company.
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>>173021941
You.
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>>173021941
He's ordering a henchman.

He's the master of evil but also a pretty fun guy.
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>>173021337

probably, im no good at writing anyway
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Well fuck.
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>>173022517
LOOKS FINE TO ME
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>>173022001
>>173022156
I see
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>>173022291
Well I'm not very good at lewd, so I guess this'll have to do.

>Jaal gets into loving relationship with Sara
>suddenly boners everywhere a few months in, can’t get her scent out of his mind
>gets even more handsy than usual and hugs and nuzzles her all the time
>but doesn’t act on it beyond that because this is weird, she’s a human, humans aren’t supposed to do that to him… right?
>this goes on for a few days
>he’s in the Tempest kitchen one morning trying to distract himself with food
>Sara comes strutting in
>holy fucking fuck she smells so GOOD, she’s completely ready and it’s all he can do not to tackle her and knock her up
>clenches fists in lap and tries to power through it until she leaves
>she flashes him a suggestive smile and pops a strawberry into her mouth
>looks him right in the eyes as she slowly sucks the juice off one of her fingers
>das_it_mane.jpeg
>leaps right the fuck over the table and pins her to the ground, practically rips her clothes off and starts kissing and biting every inch of skin he can get at
>she’s shocked at first but that raw instinct tho
>he flips her onto her stomach and yanks her hips up
>dick’s at 120 percent
>she can feel the heat coming off it before it even touches her
>grabs a fistful of her hair and thrusts as hard as he can as he pulls her head back
>starts jackhammering into her
>he’s on autopilot at this point, all he can think about is breeding her
>lets go of her hair so he can hunch over her and grope her tits
>growls lewd things in her ear about how amazing she is and how he’s going to fill her up with kittens
>doesn’t stop
>doesn’t even slow down
>she can’t even reply, just moans and squeals louder as he pounds her
>Liam walks in looking for breakfast right in the middle of this brutal fucking
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>>173021817
I want to cuddle a femtur so bad now but not Vetra Vetra a shit
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>>173022517
Something something "don't lose your head" or whatever
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>>173022709
Shit taste as usual.
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>>173021194
said no one ever
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>>173022517
>>173022759
What used to be. Rip.
>>173022784
Her sister is more attractive. I might be doing some running out on Vetra. If you know what I'm saying. Bang her sister.
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>>173022784
I don't like criminal femturs, I need an upstanding femtur.
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>>173022708

Pretty hot, anon.

Poor Liam though
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>>173022881
Is sid pure enough or has she become corrupted in your eyes?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuV8O6zsd0A
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>>173022881
>tfw you will never be a c-sec detective with a femtur partner who flirts with you often
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Making shitty Ryders will never be not funny to me.
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>>173022708
we need your talents
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>>173022939
Don't you corrupt her in Vetra's loyalty mission?
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>>173022708
Nice.
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>>173022981
fear not anon, it's going on the list
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>playing MP
>Maxed out most commons
>lvl 17 Asari Adept
>guy joins in lvl 1 with a lvl 1 Predator
>he wonders why he gets kicked

I'm beginning to think difficulty should be locked behind APEX rating.
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>>173022867
Never put makeup on your character again.
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>>173022981
There was an entire fanfic about that kinda

It was lewd

But kinda cringey
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>>173022939
She needs to be saved from her sister's shackles before she pursues the same dark path
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>>173023145
Well it's not there now. But I wish it was. Very annoying bug, I wonder if they'll fix it? How has the update schedule been actually? Poor? I haven't been paying attention
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>>173022974
Why are these people so desperate to lie to themselves? It's over, you didn't get what you wanted, move on.
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>>173022881
Vetra is settling down and did nothing wrong.
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>>173023201
this is going on the list
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>>173023251
I had Peebee for this scene, so it's even worse
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>>173012296
He got banned yesterday, its delicious.
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>>173023251
First thing she does when you meet her is stick you into her corrupt shit by offering a bribe to get the ship off.

Also, she likely got foamed and sucked mating tubes in Omega
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>>173023181
Now you have to post it
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>>173023315
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>>173023409
I forgot but I'll look
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>>173023479
Thanks buddy
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So is no one going to talk about how Nakmor Morda sounds like she is from Mean Girls: New Tuchanka and it has completely ruined the krogan?
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So who was the benefactor lads? Give me your best guesses.

Also any Cora hair mods out, because i cant fucking stand her bulldyke hair
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>>173022881
Give Garrus a wig
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>>173023827
The Illusive Man
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>>173022881
Upstanding Femturs would want nothing to do with you so soon after First Contact
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>>173023238
>update schedule
lololololololololol
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>>173023827
Probably The Illusive Man
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>>173023827
Commander Shepard
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>>173022974
not all character need to be bisexual, if all the characters were bisexual just for the sake to be bisexual removes deepness and uniqueness to the character romance, its like skyrim romance
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>>173023827

Hard to say, I know Cerberus is a big possibility, but it doesn't really seem like that would amount to much at this point, TIM/at least MOST of cerberus are back in the Milky way, and even if some were sent along in the AI, they aren't really a power, or even necessary considering how many threats there are to the AI anyway, at this point they'd just be another stupid terrorist group akin to the Knights who would probably just be left by the wayside.
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>>173023871
i.e. Cora's dad
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>>173023902
What if I corrupt the upstanding femtur?
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>>173023980
This is the stupidest fucking post I've ever read.
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>>173024029
>>173023980
Stop with this bullshit
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>>173023827
Shadow Broker
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>>173024041
Impossible, no proper Turian woman would ever allow herself to be swayed by a young upstart race like the humans.
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>>173023996
truth
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>>173023996

There is literally nothing wrong with characters being playersexual. If it bothers you what anyone else can do in the privacy of your own save than you need to get your head checked.
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>>173023871
But didnt he die in the battle for earth? Unless he cloned himself or something, it makes no sense the benefactor would pay all this money to revive both shepard and send 500k people of all races to the galaxy at once.

Also whoever killed Garson is in andromeda so unless he cloned himself it cant be him. Could it be the reapers?
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>>173023827
The benefactor is Kai Lang
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>>173024193
It was Liara aka the Reaper Doomsday Device
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The game is cracked. Anyone planning on downloading it and playing it? Did you dl it already? Are you playing right now?
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>>173024160
Not that anon, but I don't have a problem with characters being playersexual. I have a problem with people throwing tantrums because characters AREN'T playersexual and they think they're entitled to everything they want.
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>>173023902
>Turians consider it a minor skirmish
>30 years past since it happened, almost one generation

They would be more repulsed by us being bags of soft flesh
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>>173024193

What? The AI left long before ME3, all big corporations diversify. Why wouldn't he want to send people away in case the worst happened? Like his daughter
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>>173024109
It's lazy writing if that's not the case. Why would they give her the same last name when there are so many others to chose from?
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>>173024160
It doesn't bother me, it's just my opinion on how implement a character's preference in a story
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Why is there no option to boot this idiot from my squad after this quest? As fun as the quest itself was, it made me hate Liam more than I already did
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>>173024385

Still doesn't mesh with the fact that there's clearly something more going on with the murder of Jien Garson, the motive behind sending the AI away seems to be a taboo enough thing that people who try to dig into it get killed. Even if it was the Illusive man, why the hell would he care if people found out that he funded part of the mission? They can get mad, but they it's not like they can send the money back or hurt Cerberus in any real way. If he did just help fund it to give humanity a chance in case the Milky Way got axed, why is that motive worth killing anyone whose looking into it?
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>>173024330
It was embarrassing for them because the Council had to step in
You can tell they're still bitter
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>>173024143
They can see this dick being swayed back and forth
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>>173024537
i wish i knew. also ur ryder a shit
>not using sara
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>>173022867
>see thumbnail
>"oh that doesn't look bad-"
>open it


jesus christ
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>>173023624
Still looking, it's been a while
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>>173024312
Buy it and support the developers you love.
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>>173024537
Because hes the obligatory black guy EA transferred from FIFA 2017.

I fucking hate Liam. He has the charisma of a damp rag, his jokes are as flat as Cora's ass, and the whole shirtless push ups bullshit is cringeworthy as fuck. I was hopimg there was a Virmine tier mission where i could nuke his ass but nu-bioware doesnt take risks so we wont ever get a momemt like that in mass effect again anyway.
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>>173023827
It's Liara/shadow broker. It's foreshadowed in ME3 multiple times.
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>>173024537
>"crisis specialist"
>walking crisis magnet

I feel like it was intentional, he just never actually turns into anything else. So, yeah...

Aborted character arc, or maybe food for MEA2?
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Vetra is a virgin

she watched human mating vids while she was cooking the steak

which is why it's completely black
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>>173023827
Liara.

Saw the Andromeda Initiative as a way to save some species. Then left behind the beacons for the next races that happened to continue the cycle.
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>>173011135
>Eos
>Eladeen
two desert worlds, what were they thinking
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>>173024692
Do not lewdly harass the hard working femtur
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>>173024760
Why would she pwn Jien?
Also timeline doesnt fit, she became the SB in 2185 - and the benefactor was spooked earlier. She isnt the broker long enough to make a difference.
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>>173024625

That is something I am very irritated we don't have an answer for but it doesn't discount cerberus in any way. Obviously they would want a change of leadership, not the one they got but still.

>>173024385
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>>173024790
It somewhat bothers me the human half of the relationship never shows any signs of researching turian mating or customs as meticulously.
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>>173024790
But Sid's her sister AND daughter
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>>173024817
Doesnt make sense, she wasnt the broker until maybe a few months before they left. Unless you're suggesting the Yagh had a master plan for andromeda
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>>173023902

I'm not sure, If you were fairly well built, tall and a military background, I'm sure you could swoon a few.
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>>173024696
>supporting autism
Nah
>>173024747
>>173024761
I was just hoping at some point I could do to him what I always did to Ashley on Virmire. Nothing about his character is appealing in any way and he's a screw-up, maybe even more so than Addison
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>>173024723
>Buy it and support the developers you love.
Good one, anon, but April Fool's was three days ago.
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>>173024956
She didn't need to do it as SB. Funneling money into various tech projects is more than enough.
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A friendly reminder that Sara is PURE and a superior waifu.
>>
>Widow
>Bio Converter
>Full Maverick
>Tech health regen skill
This is nice.
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>>173024928
is it implied she fucked her dad or something?
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>>173024925

> It doesn't discount cerberus in any way

Rather it makes me question what Cerberus would gain by aiding the AI. Like that other comment said, it would make perfect sense if it were just to preserve humanity in case shit goes wrong in their plan, but clearly that's not the motive behind the benefactors funding, if it were, no one would have gotten killed for trying to find out about the benefactors identity, because it wouldn't change jack shit unless that benefactor/their accomplices had big plans for the AI, and as it is, Cerberus would be in ((likely)) such few numbers that there really wouldn't be any big 'pro human' agenda they could be a part of at this point.
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>>173025107

No, people just run wild with dumb theories.
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>>173024987
your ryder is definitely sporting the 'tism. except yours is alot more homely too
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Anyone else just hanging out in Meridian, listening to the second wave of cryo people that just woke up to all this amazing shit?
>>
Predictions for the Bioware/EA patch/feedback announcement, anons?
Aside from announcing a holy miracle patch, can they even bullshit their way out of this one?
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>>173025119

A fresh start away from the reapers and an advantage/ability to control. They want to roll out SAM to everyone and we do know that the human SAM is more advanced.
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>you will never walk in on sara and jaal eating paste together with shit smeared on the walls
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>>173025069
I love her
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>>173024891
>you will never casually walk up to a femtur and start an innocuous conversation with your dick out
>she will never fluster and blush and attempt to maintain some semblance of professionalism because she isn't sure if that's a 'human thing' and doesn't want to be offensive
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>>173025290
Quarian DLC and MEA2 announcement.
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>>173025201
The expressions are a lot more fucked up on default Scott and Sara than customs. Tried it, couldn't take it seriously past the Lexi scene at the beginning
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Oh my fucking god, Barrier 6A is fucking G O A T.

Literally INFINITE shields behind cover.
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>>173025303

But the benefactor didn't have anything to do with SAM's development beyond giving Alec the extra funding, right? And the only reason our SAM is so advanced compared to the others is because Alec went out of his way to work on/modify it for his own purposes.
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>>173023624
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10736883/1/Mass-Effect-Survival-Part-1

Fuck if I know but I found this one
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>>173025381
Barricade* 6A whoops
>>
Guys
Guys

Guys what if momma ryder is a reaper
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>>173025395

Do you think Alec built the hardware in the Hyperion with his own hands too? Of course there was ample opportunity for tampering and modification. If anything it was reasonable to assume that SAM was a driving force in why the benefactor helped alec.
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We must secure our future for humanity.
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>>173025381
>not using energy drain and charge for infinite shields out of cover
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>>173025509

But we know that SAM is so advanced directly because of Alec, not because of outside tampering.

Just seems like a bit of a reach at this point to connect them with Cerberus.
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>harbinger calls the collector reaper process "ascension"
>so do the kett

why even bother with a whole new race
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>>173025602
can confirm, Barricade 6A + Energy Drain make Human Sentinel a fucking powerhouse in MP
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>>173025562
Chad Thundercock
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>>173025562
He looks like a Hans. Hans Ryder.
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>>173025107
That makes it sound consensual
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>>173025613

>a shadowy organization who knew full well about the reapers, was interested in AI and used a human agent to murder key leadership

Yeah man, such a stretch. It was probably the STG.
>>
>>173025671
>>173025602
Gonna try this with the female sentinel because she's a qt.
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>>173025330
At what point do you start rubbing it on her face plate while she's trying to fill out paperwork
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>>173025627
>>so do the kett

It's Exaltation dumbass.
>>
Did any of you chucklefucks consider that maybe the Benefactor is someone never seen in the series before or a character already in ME:A?
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>>173025627
Based on different ideas. The Kett think their helping species evolve but the Reapers help immortalized a species by creating a Reaper from their remains
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>>173025820
Yeah, I did consider it, then I immediately discarded that when I remembered this is Bioware we are talking about here.
>>
>>173025820
No as they keep tying shit up with the OT.
>>
>>173025723

Not to mention that the AI inexplicably has "secretly aquired" blueprints for the Normandy SR2 before it was even under alliance control.
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>>173026017

Hard to say though whether that was intentionally put in by bioware or if they were just being idiots and forgot about it.
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>>173025809
No, no, you don't rub it, you just kind of... hover it there as you slowly will yourself into an erection, and take every opportunity to lean over her shoulder to observe her work as it just... hangs there, out there, right in the corner of her vision.
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>>173024790
>10, TEN WHOLE BOXES I had to trade to get this, it's suppose to be steak but it just says 'cow'
>shit's red
>Fire + meat = good, simple, just like stone turian days.
> As a back channel operator and smuggle, multiple tasks at once is no issue.
>Time to learn about human mating.
> back +forth = good, simple, just like stone turian days.
>flip over cow, still red, but also brown, ok
>the details of human mating
>tfw human penis isn't tapered
>tfw the thickest part is at the front
>tfw 6 inches is 'average'
>tfw human males can go for longer than 5 minutes
>there is no way....
>see relevant vids
>shortest is 22 minutes long
>must be multiple examples, should be good for diverse range of bonding rituals.
>flip back over, no red this time, all brown, just need to make the other side like this.
>Watch vid
>only one guy and only one girl, many different positions.
>hypnotized by the rhythmic motion
>doesn't stop
>realize ryder will be doing this tonight
>cow is now on fire
>quickly put out fire and search to see if it's suppose to do that.
> Flambé comes up
>relieved that setting things on fire is an earth way of cooking
>tonight can't go wrong
>dry off before grabbing scott
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How much do sidequests impact the ending or anything at all? I've had it with this tedious busywork, I'm a pathfinder not an errand boy for literally everyone in the galaxy with a problem. Feels like I'm playing a Bethesda game where the entire universe is non functional and practically every problem needs your intervention to solve.
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>>173026076

>i-it's not cerberus! bioware is just retarded!

Wow thank you for the fascinating addition to the conversation.
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>>173026263

Basically none of the sidequest's matter unless they lead into the main quest of the planet like opening vaults/clearing out bad guys/whatever else that will allow you to set up an outpost.

After the outpost is up you can basically just leave.

>>173026335

Don't get hysterical, I was joking around at Bioware's general incompetence.
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>>173025562
Big McLarge Huge
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVG65T3A0S0

Only romancable black man in the trilogy: cheats on you and impregnate the other woman,

Jacob was shit

>Liam will cheat on you on MEA2
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>>173026512
>romancing liam
haha good one
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>>173026512

If they keep him in and get rid of anyone else I'm going to be pissed. Well I mean Drack is old, but still.
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>>173026512
>Liam will cheat on you on MEA2
I hope not, that would suck for the Liam fans. Both of them.
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>>173026145
>cow is now on fire
Lost it. Good writing, anon.
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>>173026512
that would be hilarious
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Is melee viable on normal mode? I doubt it would work on any higher difficulty without getting destroyed.
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>>173026512
>mfw is Vetra the one who cheats on you
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>>173026645
it's freeleech on GGN too, if anyone has an account there.
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>>173026737
It's viable even on Insanity.
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>>173026737

You aren't going to be beating architects to death but yea.
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>>173026764
>private tracker for games
but why?
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>>173026761
don't say things like that
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>>173026112
What if she's just playing along but really knows exactly what you're doing
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>>173026779
I doubt you'd be able to do much to a destroyer or architects on insanity, maybe even observers if they just fly too far away
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Some of the people who arrived in the Andromeda galaxy really should not have been picked for The Initiative.
>Waaahhhhh they won't let us get pregnant right after getting out of cryo! We're going to LEAVE, and STEAL LIMITED RESOURCES, because WE DESERVE TO HAVE A BABY!
And the piece of shit Ryder you're forced to play is all horrified that they can't have babies, or something. As if it's a fucking shock that getting pregnant in a situation like that is really stupid.

Seriously, fuck some of the retardation from this game. There's no way a good portion of these people should have been allowed to go along to a new galaxy.
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>>173026145
>Dumb slut Turian fucks everything up
They just can't help themselves, can they?
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>>173026145
I'd like to operate Vetra's back channel ifyouknowwhatimean
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>>173026918

At least they didn't use the opportunity to shill the opposite with abortion.

>we're here to colonize you can't kill that baby
>MY BODY MY CHOICE
>applause from tumblr
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>>173026918

For whatever it's worth, there is a side-quest you can do for Lexi which basically reveals that 600 years in cryo surprisingly isn't good for your brain, and can cause chemical imbalances/localized brain damage or something, which could explain why the people on Kadara had become so violent/irrational.

Likely it's just an excuse the writers made up because they too realized how weird this scenario is, but at least it's better than nothing.
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>>173027037
I had that quest, but it's not really implied that it's affecting everyone. That said, yes, it's sort of an "explanation" for some people.
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>>173026918
People aren't robots, anon.
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>>173027103
tell that to r9k
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>>173026849
Then at that point the director yells CUT and we move on to the next scene
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>>173027103
And yet they knew shit could go wrong and they'd encounter hard times.
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So why did Bioware cut/censor so much? Vera scenes was completely omitted and now Gil
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>>173026918
I can kinda see it. They were told everything was habitable and all they needed to do was drop down and colonize. Probably had everything planned out for her new life in a new system. Then you're suddenly told shits fucked, wait in the bus terminal for an indeterminate amount of time. People get angry.
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>>173027187

It's almost like it had to be fair after they decided to make vetra bi even though there isn't a bi male on board.
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>>173013315
>>173013186
>>173013081
>>173012967
>>173012840
>>173012751
Abrupt ending, but I liked it.
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Why do they try and ram Reyes dick into your mouthat every dialogue opportunity
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>>173027187
because they hate aliens and homosexuals and probably voted for Trump
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>>173027195
>there are people who unironically brought small children along

I refuse to believe people could be that fucking stupid.
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>>173026849
She falls down pulls you down to under the desk for a sneaky lewd time
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>>173026918
>Thinking sentients are rational actors.
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>>173027258

Do they? Even if you choose all the silly casual options it's mostly you insulting him in a joking manner.
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>>173027187
This just in: You can fuck alien monsters in this high-budget violent video game. Our guest today is pastor McNugget and the little Timmy glued to his crotch, will talk about the bad influences of video games on our children.
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>>173027160
Just think about all the settings an in world Turian/Human vid could have
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>>173027407
Love it. Now do CNN.
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>>173027187
https://youtu.be/94lnr5VoTus

They'll restore it in a patch, r-right?
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>>173027407

>blaming religion when it was a feminist who originally cried wolf about the sex in mass effect
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>Lexi: "Going through the readouts from the kett facility. Frankly, it's light-years ahead of our capabilities."
STOP
FUCKING STOP
A LIGHT-YEAR IS A UNIT OF DISTANCE, NOT TIME
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>>173026145
>dry off
LEWD!
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>>173027609
Listen, she's a doctor, not a mathematician.
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>>173027609
People also say "miles ahead" and "worlds apart."
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>>173027609

Never mind the fact that they're shit fucking sucks and doesn't even look advanced.
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>>173027516
Doubt it. This isn't even a full scene, looks like the remains of something they wanted to do but went for the "fall back in the bed" thing instead. Dunno why they didn't just remove it entirely though
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>>173027609
Anon, do you know what an idiom is?
I'm not exactly shitting bricks.
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>>173027540
Listen scum, that virtual woman didn't give consent to be RAPED by Shepard.
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Good morning.
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>>173027667
She even says in-game that she has more diplomas than Gil has fingers, and she lives in a spacefaring society. She should know what a fucking light-year is
>>173027670
Those work since those are used as distances. "Worlds" is ambiguous but it still works because of AU being another distance measurement that can be used to measure the distance between planets. Not fucking light-years as time.
>>173027678
>they're
>>173027864
If Bioware used parsecs correctly, how the fuck do they fuck up light-years

This triggers my autism more than anything else in this game, even the "scan dead bodies" task on Kadara, because the acid in the lakes should've dissolved all the bodies and anything on them
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Shiposting aside where do you rank MEA? I personally think it is the best ME game.

MEA > ME3=ME2 > ME1
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>>173028232
Don't try to make sense of video games anon, it's not worth it.
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>>173028275
>MEA < ME3=ME2 < ME1

Correct.
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>>173028275

> Shitposting aside

I don't think so anon.
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>>173028275
I hope you're joking because I honestly agree with you
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>>173028275
good shitpost
1>2>A>3
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>>173028232
Since there is more than one occurrence of "light years ahead," I would say that it's okay now. It became a thing.
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>>173028275
Depends on what part of the game we're talking about.
Gameplay:
ME3 > ME2 > ME:A >= ME
Story:
ME1 > ME3 > ME:A > ME2
Characters:
ME1 > ME3 > ME2 > ME:A
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>>173028281
Should we not expect the same respect we expect from other, more well established forms of fiction.
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>>173028275
Whew.

Gameplay

MEA > ME3 > ME2 > ME1

Story

ME1 > ME2 > MEA >>> pile of shit > ME3

Overall

ME2 > ME1 = MEA > ME3
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>>173028414
>1 had best characters
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>>173028275
ME:A > ME2 > ME3 > ME
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>>173028275
ME1>ME3=MEA>ME2

MEA has a lot of replayability for me due to romances but nothing in terms of choices, it's also easier to get into the bulk of the game instead of how DA:I was with an incredibly boring intro block.
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>>173028275
I agree ME:A is better overall.
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>>173028489
The characters in ME:A are mostly atrocious. The ones in ME2 were alright, but then 3 turned them to shit after you see how they turned out. The new characters in 3 are garbage. I stand by my choice.
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>>173028489
really makes you think
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So how did we react to PB&J having nipples, and for that matter "riding" Sara?
I've been away from these threads till I finished the game..
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>>173028562
Habitat 7 is an incredible chore. You'll also need to do side quests in MEA to be up to level, especially on higher difficulties.
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Oh my fucking god. Are these people fucking retarded?

ATTEMPTED MURDER IS A FUCKING CRIME REEEEEEEEEE
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>>173028651
That fucking hoodie's color scheme is a fashion crime
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>Krogan can live for 1400+ years
>Fertile female Krogan can have 1000+ eggs per year
>Have multiple back-up organs in case one fails
>Very aggressive and volatile nature with only a few outliers
>Naturally overcame the first version of the genophage until Mordin souped it up - meaning they adapt at a staggering rate

How can anyone cure the genophage in good conscience.
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@173028275
(you) bait. Blatant shitpost. Good job, though.
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>>173028651
The moral dilemma, anon, is that his actions saved his squad. The real joke is that if you let the guy go, he just goes back into cryo because he can't take people seeing him as a murderer. And the later on you literally get the same shit with Sarissa and you can keep her as a Pathfinder.
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@173028749
>waah people can't have differing opinions
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>>173028651
Thanks doc.
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>>173028638
Beats DA:I for miles, before anything interesting happened you had to rush to skyhold.
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so... big announcement?
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>>173028778
>>173028749
The fuck is going on here?
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>>173028793
That's not true, both the templars and mages quest was pretty good.
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>>173028701
My armor's just as bad.

Is there a problem? I dress the exact same way in real life, too. 66% green, 33% purple.
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Outsider here.

How many of you have tumblr accounts?
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>>173028853
Oh I know that, I meant the actual game begins when you hit skyhold and everything opens up.
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@173028778
>I'm not shitposting. Honest. I just have shit opinions.
Either way, implications unpleasant.

@173028834
Avoiding (you)s
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This multiplayer is atrocious
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>>173028857
Are you a fucking court jester or something?
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@173028923
>any opinion other than mine is shit!!!
>>>/g/
>>>/t/
>>>/f/
>>>/out/
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>>173028902
I do.
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>>173028857
Do you dress as a fucking ninja turtle all day or something?
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>>173029014
Do you use it for anything other than finding porn?
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>>173028964
No.

>>173029041
I own all purple, green, and purple+green articles of clothing. T-shirts, hoodies, jackets, jeans, shorts, socks, hats, beanies, shoes (and laces) etc.

Granted I have plain black and white for certain occasions but I usually stick to my G/P ratio.
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>>173029087
BioFan and friends
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@173028972
Doesn't change the fact that Andromeda is the most poorly received Bioware game to date.
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How moddable is this game?
How much CHIM does the console permit?
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jaal's feet are cute
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>>173029186
Apparently the game shuts off when being tampered with.
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>>173029158
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>>173029158
how can someone be this autistic
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>>173025562
Slab Eizenwald The 3rd.
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>>173029183
A small bunch of delusional hipsters from /v/ and /r/pcgaming hate it. Aside from the shitty facial animations it is excellent.
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>>173025562
>playing as a man
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>>173023827
>head writer: Mac Walters
Who could it possibly have been but the Illusive Man?
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>>173029297
I did two playthroughs as female, it's time for a change.
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>>173029369
>did two plays already

I am sorry do doubt you, king Autism. I didn't recognize you at first, forgive my insolence.
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>>173029291
>/v/ and /r/pcgaming
Check Metacritic 71%. The Sonic RPG for the DS scored a 74% and that was the most poorly received Bioware game so far. DA:I got glorious critic reviews, 9/10s and GOTY's by comparison.
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>>173029451
Aggregrate scores are not very representative of a product's overall quality.

Example: Vegemite is fucking disgusting, yet over 82% of adult Australians consume it regularly.
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>>173029406
I'll allow it this one time. Do not make the same mistake again.
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>>173029291
Oh shit, Ralph got unbanned
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>>173028754

Sarissa didn't try to kill Ishara herself though.
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>>173029451
But DA:I is Bioware's worst game along with DA2 and Shattered Steel.
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>>173028651
>>173028857
>>173029158
you're welcome I zoomed your words you autist
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>>173019559
>not wanting to fuck a geth prime

didn't know you were a fag anon
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>>173029291
>It's excellent
Yeah it's a real gem
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>>173029704
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>>173028826
Seems we're left to be just as disappointed in their big announcement as we are in the game itself.
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>>173029291

Holy fuck I enjoyed the game but jesus, the delusion if this is unironic.
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>>173029704
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>>173028902
I have one.
>>173029087
No. I follow porn artists, and that's about it. Once they start putting out too much gay shit I just unfollow them too.
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>>173028826
The crack is out.
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>>173028826
>>173029839

They didn't even say it would be big, just that they've seen the feedback and want to share some what is coming in the future. That most likely means a patch and multiplayer content. They aren't going to announce Quarian Ark DLC 2 weeks after the game came out.
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>>173029980
But what if they did?
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>>173029851
glad i'm not the only one who thought of this
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>>173029851
>tfw my mind associated "daily dose" threads with The Game
fuck you
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>>173029508
I'm not saying the game is garbage, but it is widely received as a poor sequel to a Mass Effect game. I guess it depends on expectations, but I do agree, in terms of what a ME game should be, this one is not up to par.

Gameplay may be very "shooter"-ific, but it was never the selling point for a Mass Effect, or a Bioware game. At least to me.

>>173029550
Well, then ME:A is even worse.
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>>173026145
Vetra worshiping human cock is canon.
CANON
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Announcement soon, as in a couple hours, right?
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>>173029158
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>>173030169
Agreed, is canon.
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Why can't I stop romancing Liam as femRyder?
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>>173030308
Maybe you like the accent?
Or maybe you like complete and utter fuck ups?
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>>173030351
No, I'm an utter BBC slut.
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>TFW forced to take Poobee along for her loyalty quest
I'm not upgrading her skills though, fuck this character.
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>he paid for the game

Holy shit, i've been playing this shit for about 3 hours after the crack and my god, this is just really, really, bad. Buyers got duped hard.
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http://img02.deviantart.net/b257/i/2017/093/c/5/mass_effect___sfm___drunk_samara___nsfw_by_puresfm-db4kftl.jpg
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>>173030383
>>173030391
Also, I answered twice because I'm that much of a cockslut
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>>173030391
>when I was drunk.
right
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>>173030430
Fuck off
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>>173030424
her skills are pretty great
she's actually a character that got better as time went on, and she can make for some fun banter.
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>>173030165
It isn't a sequel to Mass Effect, and was never at any point throughout its conception, development, or release ever referred to as being a sequel.

It's a spiritual successor that borrows elements from the original series and evolved in its own direction. For all intents and purposes, a "spinoff".
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>>173030495
I'm leaving her as dead weight, because that's all she is to me. May her skills never develop, and I will hope for an option to kill her off in the 8 sequels I'm sure they have planned.
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>>173030430
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>tfw no art of female batarians

I just want a quad-eyed qt who can be a bit harsh
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>no option to jettison Poopoo and Liam out the airlock

get the fuck off my ship
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>>173030516
>It's a spiritual successor
things only get called that when they don't have the rights to the name.

It's called Mass Effect, it is part of the same series, made by the same people, featuring the same kinds of characters, the same aliens, the same technology. It should rightfully be compared to the other entries in the series in this universe and it has been found wanting.
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>>173030649
I can't agree with Liam, but I agree it'd be nice to jettison Shrek right the fuck out.
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>>173030650
>red dead redemption is not a spiritual successor to red dead
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>>173030694
>>173030650
you two are my spiritual succesors because i fucked you're mums lmao
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WHAT THE FUCK IS CLOGGING MY FUCKING INVENTORY
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Guys, I hate the Anvara so fucking much...
I know you probably can't gas them all, but do you get to kill or punch any of them? I need some hope to get through this part.
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>>173030769
Weapon mods.
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>>173030786
No, and the few that are okay you have to kill since they're Roekarr. At least they're not all faggy feely like the rest of the bunch at least.
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>>173030786
>invade their galaxy
>wow fuk u i hate you guys so much
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>>173030650
Good colours anon. I'm stealing them.
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>>173030867
The angara are cancer. Designed cancer, you might say. Awful way of being, talking and acting. Awful body language and shitty leaders. At least the Moshae is like "Blow this shit up!"
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>>173030461
I was drunk on BBC.

>>173030516
Call it what you want, it still is the most poorly received ME game and also the most poorly received Bioware game. If, as a spiritual successor, it intends to depart from the spirit of the original trilogy, then Andromeda is clearly not the right way to go about it.
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>>173030867
>implying Andromeda isn't humanity's rightful property
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>>173011093
what the fuck are you doing
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>>173031005
>I was drunk on BBC

Best namefag
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>>173030867
The Initiative didn't invade Andromeda, but even if they had do you think that would change my opinion? They are shitty slime cats and deserved to be subjugated by the boners. They should be begging the newcomers to save them instead of having shitty attitudes and being homos about everything.

They've yet to do Anything worthy of respect or admiration.
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>>173031028
He's probably making a thread early to prevent ralph from making a ''mass errect'' thread.
Just leave it there, and move in when this one reaches bump limit.
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>>173030786
Only one I like is jaal, the rest can fuck off.
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>>173030769
It's me sorry, I'll leave.
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>>173030694
To be fair, Redemption has pretty much nothing to do with Revolver. Rockstar just used the name, because... reasons. Revolver was a linear TPS. Redemption was an open world sandbox.

MEA is a spinoff, but sticks faithfully to the Mass Effect formula.
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>>173031083
Wasn't Ralph banned yesterday?
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>that fucking ending

please, we need a DLC that lets us explore Meridian. Fuck being stuck in the Hyperion
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>>173031148
>but sticks faithfully to the Mass Effect formula.
>Ryder suddenly able to use biotics despite not being born as one
Eh.
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>>173031148
>mass effect trilogy
>not a linear TPS
>mass effect: andromeda
>not an open world sandbox

No, RPG players are fools that can't handle change. There is literally nothing wrong with Andromeda whatsoever. It's a perfectly fine "Mass Effect" game, and an excellent game in general.

The faults it has, if any, are very few and far in-between, and are also dramatically overblown.
>>
Well todays the big day.

Don't expect solutions to the faces and animations, there won't be any.

Don't even expect bug fixes or glitchy stuff to be addressed.
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>>173031340
>play mass effect 3
>complete omega dlc as soldier
>pick "lash" as bonus power

Hmm... really makes you think.
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>>173031323
Meridian should've been a hub at the end desu, stupid that it stopped there.
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>>173031340
>despite not being born as one
prove he wasn't born as one.
and better yet, try to prove that he didn't gain them later in life via additional eezo exposure.
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>>173031362
It is definitely a good game but I wouldn't say excellent.
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>>173031323

speaking of the ending, you guys DID save best girl, right? No way you'd let her die, right?
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>>173031398
I kinda expect a bug fix. But even that feels like to little for them to need to make a large announcement
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>>173031362
I think you are focusing too much strictly on the gameplay and miss entirely the factors that make Bioware games so memorable.

Not that good gameplay is a bad thing, far from it, but that was never the selling point for Bioware games.
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>>173031463
I have a joke, why is she called Captain Dunn?
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>>173031398
The big announcement was the cracked version of the game releasing on torrent websites.
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>>173031436
Yeah, definitely. Hoping to hell that we get a Meridian DLC.

its the perfect place to add new content to the game, plus I saw all those damn vaults and shit you passed during that warthog run. do it bioware.
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>>173031525
I don't know, why
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>>173031463
Of course I saved her.
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>>173031463
How do you save her?
>>
>>173031362
>There is literally nothing wrong with Andromeda whatsoever.

Will you literally stop with this stupid bait?
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>>173028651
>>173028754

If you exile him he and his wife end up living cozy life in Kahadra.

He even thanks you for sending him there.
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>>173031553
sex with asari shreck
>>
First Contact War porn parody that's heavily criticised by both Turian and Alliance for such a disgraceful view of an actual conflict but actually draws huge audiences from both human and Turian demographics WHEN?
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>>173031362
>There is literally nothing wrong with Andromeda whatsoever
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>>173031572
Good bait.
>>
I wonder how the DLC will be. Kinda hoping this Fallout 4, like with entirely new areas with lamely of quests added on
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>>173031362
>an excellent game in general.
>The faults it has, if any
>if any
>if
>any

I want you to have this rare pepe. Hopefully it will cheer you up to the point where you don't think it's necessary to troll/bait, but please don't share it with too many others.
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>>173031648
Good goy.
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>>173031553
Make sure Avitus and Sarissa are pathfinders.
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>>173031553
IIRC you have to recruit all 3 Pathfinders to be able to save her. Sarissa/Videria is interchangeable, and I think it doesn't matter if you save Raeka or not.

The big thing though is making sure Ativus becaomes pathfinder. If you don't have 3 pathfinders, Dunn gets killed.
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>>173031317

Posts were deleted, doesn't mean he was banned.
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>>173031707
Weird, I had the Salarian one, I saved the turian guy and convince him to become pathfinder, and I made the other asari, the unexperienced one, the pathfinder, and Dunn died anyway.
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>>173031463
She totally fucked your dad, right?
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>>173031421
>>bonus power
>really makes you think.
about story and gameplay segregation I guess
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>>173031669

Name literally one thing about Andromeda that makes it objectively, irredeemably bad.
>>
So..
How did the kett steal ark hyperion while it was docked at the nexus?
>>
When are they gonna make their announcement thing?
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Questions for people that used assault rifles. Ive been using the Valkyrie most of the game but feel like changing it up a bit. There any other ones that might be fun to use? I hear the raptor is sorta like a Assault rifle even if its a sniper. But i dont want to use that.

Just asking cause this is really the first time ive ever used one as my "main" weapon in any of the games. Ive played either an Infiltrator or Vanguard in all the other ME's so i never really used them before.
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>>173031634
I bet that's a pretty popular subject for Human/Turian Porn.

Gay, Lesbian, Straight everybody loves First Contact Porn.
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>>173031771
Strange. For me I had Videria, Saved Raeka and Ativus was Pathfinder

Videria cast her shield bubble thing and Dunn called out that she was okay and the sleeper pods were safe. Not sure of the exact formula that saves her.
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>>173031447
Usually, for human biotics, we use to get some backstory. Jacob, Miranda and especially Jack and Kaidan have backstories to their biotic origins. Even Shepard has some in ME1, if he is a biotic. Ryder, on the other hand, can start off with no Biotic power whatsoever and start developing it on his own, with no training or tutelage and no background. As far as we know, only Asari develop biotic powers so naturally and, possibly, Protheans? I don't know. But for a human, that is unprecedented. Again, as far as we know, but no explanation is offered. So I guess speculation is, again, in order.
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>>173031826
the poor modeling and animation quality, not to mention the numerous bugs.
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>>173031857
Soned, kett gun.
It's basically a minigun.
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>>173031838
the same way the reapers stole the citadel
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>>173031838
The Nexus is unarmed, they could have just swooped in and hijack the shit right from under everyone's noses.

The Initiative a shit.

But yeah, it made me question the game too. It just happens out of nowhere. I also wonder the kett haven't blasted the Nexus into oblivion while they were at it.
>>
>Mass Halo Effect: Andromeda 4
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>>173031838
Apparently they walked in and left with it.
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>>173031683
This is false. Either assari works.
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>>173031895
Modeling and animation is artistic in nature, and therefore entirely subjective. Also wholly unnecessary. Disappointing, but ultimately shallow and does not affect gameplay, story, or performance in any way.

I've encountered no bugs whatsoever. Anyone experiencing them regularly are going to be an extremely small amount of the population, like most bugs.
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>>173031970
The kett don't do elimination. They want to exalt everyone
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>>173031874
>Jacob, Miranda and especially Jack and Kaidan
Jacob had a backstory?
For Jack and Kaidan their biotics are an integral part of their character and story.
This is not an important thing for Ryder, it is not something that defines his character. Depending on the military service you pick he could have been powerful enough to be actually selected as a military biotic, or simply have been a very weak biotic.

SAM getting shoved into him magically gives him the power to be stronger.

It's a shit show because it means there's no longer class options for dialog and quests, but there's nothing in the game that says Ryder doesn't start out having some eezo in her nerves.
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>>173032093
>art is entirely subjective and unnecessary
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>>173032093
>Also wholly unnecessary
So what, you play the game with the mointor turned off?

What about the poor voice acting, the rote and predictable story? The lack of any interesting characters?
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>>173032268
Hes just fishing for (you)s at this stage.
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>>173031463
>can't romance her

such a waste of a cute NPC. she probably likes it rough too
>>
So, when is the stream where they are going to tell about the future plans for the game?
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>>173032093
>>I've encountered no bugs whatsoever.
I find that exceptionally difficult to believe.
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>>173032514
especially since the game literally glitches in fucking cutscenes 100% of the time.
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>tfw no patch notes
IF IT YOU CUNTS!
FIX QUESTS
FIX RETARDED BALANCE
FIX SHOTGUN RANGE
FIX AUGS
FIX MODS
JUST DO IT YOU FAGS!
HOW COME PS4 VERSION HAS A LOT OF SHIT FIXED BUT PC NOT?!
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>>173032415
>Nozomi Dunn

JAV when?
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>>173032606
>FIX SHOTGUN RANGE
?
>FIX AUGS
??
>FIX MODS
I think I know what you mean by this one at least. You mean like how you can't have more than one of a single kind of upgrade in your loadout, right? Such as two level VIII shotgun barrel mods. Can only get one and apply it to one shotgun, doesn't matter if you want to use a second.
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>>173032558
I found 3 glitched cutscenes in about 100 hours of gameplay.
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>>173032703
apparently, like, all of the bullet changing augments are bugged to have way lower damage. The charged plasma, the laser beams, and so on mods are supposed to be doing more damage than they currently are.
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>>173032703
>?
>??
Make a proper response cunt, fuck am I supose to know what you mean.
>FIX MODS
No I mean this.
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>>173032249
Well, not much of, but he tells you how he is a biotic, was in the alliance where he received some training, yadda yadda. Very little of course, but as far as Jacob's character development, everything was "very little". It was just there, I guess.

>SAM getting shoved into him magically gives him the power to be stronger.
Well, that is a MacGuffin and indicative of poor writing and/or lack of inspiration.
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>>173032819
>Well, that is a MacGuffin and indicative of poor writing and/or lack of inspiration.
Hi, welcome to BioWare games.
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>>173032819
Why are you namefagging?
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>>173032323
Considering that the overwhelmingly vast majority of literature created throughout the last two millennia has followed some variation of the "Hero's Journey". One should not find it surprising when we see parallels.

>>173032514
Nothing gamebreaking at all whatsoever. Rare performance slowdowns and hiccups. Two loading screens have been permanent, and I was forced to manually close the game and restart it. The problem has not reocurred.

The above issues do not occur anymore frequently than they would in other Mass Effect games, bioware games, or in fact, any game I've played in the last decade. Bugs are simply an inevitability. There isn't a single video game in history that is bug free.

It seems to me that the problems the game has only exist in your mind. ME:A has received disproportionately negative criticism due in no small part to my prior statement in a previous post of overblown faults. There is nothing intrinsically wrong with the game.
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>>173032876
So you can make fun of me and not mistake me for some anon.
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>>173032703
>shotgun range
Self explanatory
>fix augs
This one should be fixed immediatly and some of them buffed.
Some augs don't work they way they should mainly projectile changing ones.
And some augs give barely anything every when stacked.
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>>173032931
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>>173032813
>Make a proper response cunt, fuck am I supose to know what you mean.
You must be brain dead if you don't know what a question mark means. It means I'm asking what you're talking about. Was that simple enough for you? Here, I'll elaborate further.

You said to "FIX SHOTGUN RANGE". What's wrong with it?

You said to "FIX AUGS". What's wrong with them?

Was that so hard?
>>
>>173032931
>Two loading screens have been permanent, and I was forced to manually close the game and restart it.

>There is literally nothing wrong with Andromeda
>>
>>173031863
Seems kind of a rapey setting though
>>
>>173033024
>You said to "FIX SHOTGUN RANGE". What's wrong with it?
THEIR RANGE IS SHIT WHAT'S THERE TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND YOU FUCK?!
>You said to "FIX AUGS". What's wrong with them?
ALREADY EXPLAINED BY OTHER CHUCKLEFUCKS BUT HEAR ME
THEY
ARE
BUGGED
AND
ARE
WORTHLESS TO USE
>>
>>173032984

Yeah something needs to be done about augs

>see ricochet aug
>think, oh cool I'll put it on my black widow
>sniper rifle now lobs a projectile that hits the ground 10 feet in front of you when fired from head level
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>>173032876
So we can filter him
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>>173033064
There is nothing wrong with Mass Effect: Andromeda.
>>
Is the announcement here yet?
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>>173033235
Maybe when they fix the no incest glitch.
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>>173022517

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udvaNrGeb38
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>>173031863
>>173031634
>Vetra and Scott role play POW sexual "torture" scenarios.
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>>173033175
>put a laser beam on sidewinder for cool effect
>feels like shooting watergun trying to drown kett in my tears
It wasn't supose to be like this.
>>
>>173033225
That too.
>>
Are there any penalties or quests you can't do on the Angara worlds if you don't bring purple nigger? He just showed up to tell me I should take him. Wondering if that's not so subtle hinting or just him being a purple nigger.
>>
>>173033175
>>173033319

What would be nice is for them to give us accurate numbers about what will happen when you use certain augments. They are so damn vague, why couldn't that take the time to do little example clips like the powers get?
>>
>>173032984
Thanks for a real response.
>>173033135
Calm down boyo, go take your meds.
>>
>tfw only good mod in-game is vhs
>you can only get one
>>
>>173033285
>Vetra gets too into it and demands Ryder strangles her during
>>
>>173033514
>Ypu can only get one
You can only make one. After that they start dropping. I've got about 7 now.
>>
>>173033285
this is going on the prompt list
>>
FEMALE BATARIAN NOW
>>
>>173033514
I have plenty, they drop all the time. Meanwhile I still have one Bio Converter.
>>
>>173033514
>you can only get one
Apparently one is always sold on one of the planets. You can also always just find one in a box.
>>
>>173033438
>They are so damn vague, why couldn't that take the time to do little example clips like the powers get?
Except their clips are fairly shit too.
>>173033514
You can find more eventually, I'm up to 3, but it is luck of the dice.
>>
>>173031463
How can you kill her?
>gooks in MY Andromeda
>>
>>173033627
>Except their clips are fairly shit too.
But at least it's something.
If anyone actually saw what the ricochet aug actually does, nobody would research the damn thing.
>>
>>173031634
First Contact War romance movie about a human medic saving a heavily injured turian woman by bravely rushing into no man's land to save her, and about tending to her and understanding her when?
>>
>>173033285
Does she call in Sid to help with the "interrogation"?
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>>173030867
>invade another galaxy
>don't bring any warships
>>
>>173033587
Dropping from literally where?
>>
>>173033710
True - their skill info tree pisses me off too though. Didn't the ME2 and ME3 skills automatically update when you increased them? As in actually reflecting the new damage and cooldown times and such.
>>
>>173033739
Caches seem to drop them, shops too.
>>
>>173033713
next thread
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>>173033713
Switch the genders and we can sell it to all those female human deviants who get off on it
We'll make bank
>>
>>173019787
anybody else feels like Cora should have been an actually asari commando, and peebee a human that's excited for Remnant tech? I think that would have fit way better...
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>>173033843
Turian men had their turn in romance movies with Fleet and Flotilla, you gotta switch
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>>173033734
Sara brought hers.
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>>173034009
being ugly isn't a warship
>>
>>173033094
That's what they said about "Poor Little Salarian Boy" but the Krogan perverts love it and the salarian actor is a pro.
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Steaks, Vetra
>>
Well, this right here is the worst facial animation in the entire game
>>
What even are the best weapons for VHS? Is literally anything good as long as you keep clip capacity high?
>>
>>173033976
The quarian market wasn't as big as expected, I guess we should've known they'd steal movies
>>
>>173034162
Isharay.
>>
so when is the announcement coming?
>>
>>173034262
10 minutes
>>
>>173034125
A shame Vetra has to hook up with so many of you people who are huge steak snobs.
>>
>>173033713
>Fleet and Flotilla actually has a synopsis
>This doesn't

the world we live in is not fair.
>>
>>173014643
unfortunatly Grunt was a test tube krogan so hes probably dead as his cells degenerated.
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>>173034285
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>>173034326
We can only hope.
>>
>>173034326
But Okeer deemed him perfect, so he shouldn't suffer from Solid Snake syndrome.
>>
>>173034262
>>173034285
what announcement ?

Also how the FUCK do you loot that ?
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Reminder that when Garrus was a cop he pulled Vetra over for speeding and she used her womanly assets to avoid a ticket.

This is cannon. I read it in the codex.
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>>173034448
some big fuckin announcement about new content and patches
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>>173034483
You HAD to read it because the cheap bastards didn't bring CODEX VOICE MAN back!!!
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>>173034307
>implying I wouldn't dig into that steak

I don't care how bad she made it, I fucking love beef. I wouldn't let that shit go to waste
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>>173034448
So probably nothing today.
>>
>>173025562
Is that Dolph Lundgren?
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>>173034483
>mfw vetra is the turian with flexibility
>>
>>173034637
No
>>
>>173034637
Didn't Garrus meet her in the military?
>>
>>173033824
Eddie?
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>>173034551
Thanks for reminding me cunt
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>>173034637
And Garrus is the dad of her little "sister"?
>>
>tfw critics dont even play video games besides WoW in their actual freetime and just get paid money to write long-winded explanations on whether or not you should buy something at full price or not

im willing to bet that there's an enormous amount of people genuinely happy with this game
>>
>>173034678
Garrus had half his face blown off and sometimes has problems with his memory
>>
>>173034678
Vetra was kicked out of palevan before she was old enough to be conscripted stop with your dumb cuckold fanfiction.
>>
Goobers please

>>173011093
>>173011093
>>173011093
>>173011093
>>
>>173034637
I wish. Only to see purity waifufags tears.
>>
>>173034795
Is that not what I posted?
>>
I wonder, did Andromeda improve on anything from 1,2 or 3? I was thinking combat but then I realized how they limit your active abilities, give your stupid profiles instead that puts them on cooldown when swapping. They also removed something I liked from ME2, the barrier enemies. Now it is just shields and armor.

I would say consumable special ammo is a step up from the passive/active ammo abilities in the other games.

Is there anything done better here?
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