/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

First for fempyro is for faggots

>>172951434
To anyone just discovering team fortress 2, I swear this game is about fighting and not about big breasted women.

>>172951530
fem pyro is a cute.

>>172951549
LIES

thicc white girls :3

>>172952169
gross

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r8 my flare

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Just got back from grabbing lunch, good pizza.

>pyro
play a real class

>>172952651
>not using the full 3mb
>blackbars
>bad frag

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>Listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuPI7tk9B8
>Playing Comp
>As Scout
>Get the most points
>Annihilating enemy team like a one man army
This was great

>>172953031
>bragging about fragging as most overpowered class in the game
???

Please make your bait more subtle next time.

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STOP BULLYING EACH OTHER

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Objective class ranking
S TEIR: Demo, Scout,Soldier
A TEIR: Medic, Sniper
B TEIR: Engi, Heavy

EXTEME POWER GAP

F TEIR: Spy, Pyro (subject to change (((soon))))

PRO TIP: THIS IS HOW IT WILL BE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE

>>172954145
>TEIR
>EXTEME

hmmmm im really thinkign

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>>172954145
i never understood this letters
what does it mean

>>172953527
ese

>>172954665
Ranking for most jap games.

apu apustaja :DDDDD

>>172955062
Not just jap games, it's become a thing in most other games that have a ranking system as well. Never understood what the S actually stood for, but whatever.

>>172955295
Usually super

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>wake up
>miss 3 raffus in the last thread

>raffus
WHO CARE

>Wake up
>Never need to worry about raffles because I've got a job and can buy whatever I'd like

Damn, life is too good

i hurt my finger so it hurts to click

click me

>tfw you've got money but you're a worthless jew who wants everything handed to you

Of all the things Volvo forgot, Medieval Mode hurts the most ;(

*clicks you*
o..ouch

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>medieval

>>172956097
get back to fragging soon
you can play lowskill classes like medic in the meantime
i played with alle when he broke his wrist and that's what he said

*dodges*
you didnt click me dumb*ss

>>172953031
>Listening to this
https://youtu.be/ZizaVicM3LI
>Playing games with the Homies
>Win or lose, mostly winning, we're all having fun

It's good to feel these great feelings

What's your casual rank? I'm at 98

150

>>172956814
I'm only in the 70s. We don't play TF2 much

>>172956814
96

>>172956814
Way more than 150. I switched like 6 accs since mym. Last one had 131 level, current have 52.

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Let's pretend we're mercenaries.

Let's pretend we're heterosexuals.

>>172957707
no

Let's pretend we're homosexuals.

Let's pretend I'm still Konata.

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>>172957908
Okay.

Hey hey, kids. I'm Christopher. I owe my life to my Parents and the Lord. Peace be upon them. I live in Brooklyn, New York: Greatest place on Earth. I "main" Medic & Pyro in TF2, Mercy & Lucio in Overwatch, and I don''t play much else
That's about it, I guess. Have a blessed and Based day and night, friends

>>172957707
casualteambalancing.jpg

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>>172957707
Jesus fucking christ.
I bet that guy showed up smelling of strong b.o.

>>172958537
AMMUUUUUUUUUUURRICA
FUCK YEAH

>>172958537
someBODY

>>172957869
How can I pretend that when I'm already living it?

>>172957908
OoooOo Jeeethuth

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>>172953031
Good taste

https://strawpoll.com/1bwxxgc

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>.com

>>172959873
>no shitterslinger

>>172960018
Yeah I realized I forgot it immediately after I posted it

http://poal.me/bevbuh

What are some nice custom huds? I just want one that's lightweight and minimal, and that doesn't go and overhaul literally everything in the game while adding autismo menus and backgrounds.

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>>172955876

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http://tf2r.com/k6xs0ok.html

>>172961287
eveHUD

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>>172961287
Stock minimized hud

>>172962247
>not improved stock minimized hud

>>172962247
thats not a custom hud dummy

>>172961735
>>172961287
seconding e.v.e

>>172961287
aHud

>>172962569
>>172961735
>>172962445
I need a good HUD for the Vaccinator, most suck.

Ask someone who has less than 1 k/d ratio anything

>>172963976
most played class?

>>172963675
>Vaccinator
For what purpose? This medigun is too pasive. All you can do with it is being healslut.

>>172963976
what gamemodes do you play?
do you go DEEP?

>>172963976
hi fernando.enuresis2007

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>>172964475
>Implying he can even get a 1 k/d

>>172964693
learn to read

>>172961287
custom huds SUCK
why would you want plain floating numbers?
you arent gonna frag better just because you have your exact ammo count right in your face

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>>172961287
http://huds.tf/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=25
look for something.

I'd say try m0rehud though.

>>172964875
>>172964475

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>>172962445
Gotta link friend? This sounds right up my alley

these ugc medals dont stick on

you have to reapply them everytime you open up the game again wtf

>>172965236
hahaha, you have no argument and that means youre wrong

>>172965321
http://huds.tf/forum/showthread.php?tid=276

Just use this and turn on "Minimal HUD" in advanced options

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>>172965580
Thanks dude

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>>172965759
I GATTA start sourting my images out, this is what I meant to post.

>>172961287
Grape's stock hud variant

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>>172965946
take some notes

>>172964875
>not using default HUD plus

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>>172966183
That's pretty neat, actually.

Alot better looking than my shitshow of a reaction folder.

>>172963976
ANSWER ME

>>172965330
Old medals desigh was better, though.

I didnt mean to take so long
>>172964070
Engi
>>172964262
I go casual, only started playing a few months ago
I dont even know what DEEP means

>>172963976
Is a 1 k/d ratio a good or a bad thing?

>>172966974
thank you
DEEP means playing aggresively and having no fear.
Pushing right into them to try and kill them all rather than hanging back and playing safe

>this op pic
https://youtu.be/NEgwxGWgiIg

>>172966974
Watch this man. Learn from this man. Accept this man as your uncle you was missing all this time.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu0PSyLD5p_J5osLk5UD0pw

>>172956156
Medieval is borderline unplayable with all the demoknight shit added since degroot keep.

Is marketplace.tf worth it?

Wow we're really burning through the threads these days, pyro update hype is real.

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>check scrap.tf team and members
>bronies and furries, some weebs
>check tf2r team and members
>weebs

what is wrong with this community

>>172967683
You want to sell? Wait until the Pyro update hits.

>>172968510
low life degenerates have all day to get good at fragging.

>>172968510
Https://Hownew.ru

Post things your looking forward to this month.
The pyro update
The music discs
Getting better at fragging

>>172968954
What if with the release of the music discs the update drops? :o

>>172967185
Oh. I get it.
I usually stick to where my team is.
>>172967489
Thanks, man. I'll check him out

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>>172969091
NOT UNFEASIBLE

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>>172952651
>post-nerf degreaser

4/10

>>172954145
S Tier: Demoman, Medic
A Tier: Scout, Soldier, Pyro
B Tier: Heavy, Engineer
F Tier: Sniper, Spy

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>>172967489
I dislike mr,pagilon

>>172967489
Stop shilling this garbage here.

>>172967489
I would tell you to stop sucking Dane's dick, because I know it's just been you posting about him non stop for like the past week, but he's also the only engie youtuber ever, so i guess its fine in this context.

>>172969943
>best tf2 youtuber
>garbage
Blaris please go.

>dr is not a crutch guise
>best youtuber

get the fuck out you shill

>>172969836
>In round of borneo with him
>Game goes to shit
>Talk about it in chat
>He passive agressively bullies me and acts like a cunt
>Puts footage from that round in a new vid
>That part is cut out

LoL?

are you talking about the same tubers
when did uncle dane ever say anything about dr

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I have noticed that degenerates like bronies and furries generally have a better understanding in technical fields and finances.
I have no idea to why that is, but probably it is like other anons said that they are no lives and had plenty of time during their non existent youth to acquire that knowledge, as well as having a lot of disposable free time during their job training/studying.
Perhaps they are smarter on average too...

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>>172965759
>That nugget description

>>172971250
If I ever get in a game with him imma start recording myself.

>>172971570
>I have no idea to why that is
Autistic people understand numbers and technical shit more but are completely fucking retarded everywhere else.

>>172971761
>inb4 "THATS NOT THE REAL [youtuber]!!"

>>172971250
>>172971761
>>172971936
Don't forget to type "status" in console then so you will 100% sure that it's him. He got short steam id.

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How much are keys being sold for now? (In USD.)

>>172971936
>>172972074
All that would be needed is for him to use a clip from that match like the other anon said he did.

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>>172971846
I did not take that into consideration. Thank you for the addition to my assumption. :^D

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>>172972202
Just a few clicks, mate

how do i git gud at rocket/sticky jumping

>>172972365
I should've said real money, not the SCM.

Time to use up my Christmas name and description tags! You can only submit one aspect per post. Nothing too rude.

Post ending in 3:
Chooses bat, shovel, bottle, fists, bonesaw, or kukri.

Post ending in 6:
Names the weapon.

Post ending in 9:
Describes the weapon.

>>172972508
>one aspect per post
but why, that's just going to make rolling take longer
it's not like somebody can have their post end with 3, 6, and 9 at the same time

>>172972508
Bat
>I shoved this up my ass
>add me for hot gay pyro furry rp

>>172972716
Has anyone ever really been added because of their rename?

>>172972379
practise. If you're brand new to it, I'd recommend downloading some easy starter maps like jump_beef or jump_adventure and running through them on a local server.
If you've already got a hang of the basics, check out some servers like tempus and jumpacademy.
I found that the maps rated "beginner" can still be quite hard so don't feel demoralised if you can't beat any of them, just keep trying to see how far you get.

Jump maps are probably the best way to quickly improve generally, but you could always just load up a random map like process/badwater or whatever and jump around.
Use the command " -hurtme -9999 " to give yourself a load of health and just try to traverse the map quickly.

>>172972667
>but why, that's just going to make rolling take longer
answered your own question
>>172972716
disqualified for not reading the rules

>>172972850
I'm actually trying out jump_beef right now, the jump between 6 and 7 is a pain in the ass
>>172972881
you never defined what "rude" was

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Wait, seriously?

Why do so many new players who think they are good play sniper or spy, and consider those classes their main?

They always pretend they are the best player on the team, even when they have the lowest score of anyone, and will refuse to play any other class.

>>172972508
bottle

>>172973247
this so much, it's infuriating as all hell to see eduardo.gonzalez2002 not knowing what a diguise kit is and running up to people swinging his knife like a lunatic

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http://tf2r.com/kmqerh7.html

>>172973247
because they're xX_3dGy_4s545s1nZ_Xx

>>172973247
>sniper
"I used to be a """""""""good"""""""""" sniper in cunter strike. This child game should be easy."
>spy
Unique gameplay.

>>172973247
I've never met any new players who actually think they're good

they're just stubborn to switch and think they'll be able to learn the game by playing a single class that they think is epic

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If you could restart TF2, but have 5 extra maps that have been added since release to go along with the first six, what would they be?

>>172972992
prepare to have at least one hacker per team

>>172973513
Compfag version of badwater, process, borneo, upward and gullywash.

>>172973513
Snakewater
Turbine
watergate
probed
byre

>>172972508
Might as well reply for each weapon maybe you'll find something nice (and because you'll have no reply with all thoses rules)


Bat : Bat , bed and beyond Desc: None
Shovel : This is my weapon this is my shovel Desc : And that knight is a MAGGOT
Fists : Fifteen fights with heavy Desc : None
Bonesaw : Do you remember me ? Desc : How long since you haven't used it
Kukri :Crocodile Mundy

>>172973513
process
metalworks
sunshine
vanguard
gullywash
snakewater

>>172973513
>badwater
>upward
>barnblitz
>process
>snakewater
hopefully these would influence other maps to be better, less stuff like junction or hoodoo

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>>172973441
reminder to enter

I haven't played this game in a long time, anyone know if items with the craft number range 1-100 is worth anything?

>>172972508
Shovel
Name: [ANGRY BIRD NOISES]

>>172974105
They tend to be but don't bother unless it's someone who cares enough to collect a particular number. Most people will not give two shits unless it's #1 or some other specific number.

>>172974105
Yes, if the thing is numbered it's worth a shitload.

>>172972508
>fists
Name: assume the position

Description:none

>>172974306
>>172974259
I've got a #82 Steel songbird I crafted waaaay back, could it be worthwhile to look into the worth of it?

>>172971570
i found that normies don't do things because they have interest in them but to become rich, popular or something like that so they don't get as good at it as somebody with genuine interest who is willing to put a lot of time into a single thing
some of the best players in tf2 are also complete introverts (tek, flippy, starkie) that outshine everybody on their class individually but similarly to how normies get better jobs irl those players aren't the ones generally picked for teams because they don't do well with teamwork and social interaction

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>>172974591
>i found that normies don't do things because they have interest in them but to become rich, popular or something like that so they don't get as good at it as somebody with genuine interest who is willing to put a lot of time into a single thing
Excellent point.

>>172974387
Put it on outpost asking for a few keys and see who bites

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Video's nearly done, need to apply this template to all of the matches, make a title card, and then put it all together

>>172974387
maybe a few keys, like 2 or 3
it's not a popular cosmetic and not a "collector" number

>>172974798
Neat

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I'm best at Medic, but I've been playing Medic for years. I've gotten tired and want to spice things up.

What should I do to vary things up? Should I try getting good at another class? I've played most of the other classes a bit, so I have some equipment for them and general knowledge of how to play. I'm just not as good with them as medic.

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>tfw matched up with dirty greys and blue peasants

>>172974951
try comp if you haven't already
play other classes, mechanics from soldier and scout should transfer well to medic

>>172974951
>Learn to effectively use the amputator taunt in combat situations
>Pocket a trolldier with QF and see how long it takes for the enemy to kill you
>1v1 a revved up heavy with the overdose
>Try ubering or kritzing different classes and enjoy the shenanigans

Syringe Gun
+1% base damage per 1% Übercharge
-30% damage penalty

find a flaw

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>>172974057
>>172973441
ending soon.

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>>172975009
>for the 27th time in 3 days

>>172975376
it's not the crossbow

>>172975376
it's not the crossbow

crossbow fucking sucks except for killing far away snipers heavies and sentries

>>172975735
it's good for healing and doing single hits for a respectable amount of damage

>>172975009
>he plays matchmaking enough to have anything but silver despite having thousands of hours

fucking plebeian

>put effort into my posts, talk about actually relevant things, make interesting points
>get fucking ignored

>shitpost, bait, talk about the same shit every day
>replies fucking everywhere

back to low quality posting i guess

>>172975376
Encourages medics to fight rather than do his job.

>>172976072
you have to medic job to uber get

>>172976162
>Heal some chucklefuck who isn't doing anything in the backline.
>Proceed to ignore everyone else while ineffectively trying to battle medic with a 170% damage syringe gun.
To put that into perspective, that's 100 more dps than a flamethrower.
Also
>ubersaw

https://steamcommunity-a.akamaihd.net/economy/emoticon/cubenormal

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3 mins left
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>>172974798
more like saltdork

is it gay if i wish i was a girl and would suck dicks

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>>172978565
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have memed him so hard on that one :/
Sorry Saltpork, you're good people

>>172978914
I think the first one was better.

>>172973513
steel
badwater pro
suijin
cp_pacman
arena_hardhat

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>>172978626
That's called Autogynephilia.
Alot of men suffer from it. The best treatment is a gold ol' zap.

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>Hit their medic across the map with my crossbow
>He dies and drops his stock 100% uber
>No one on my team says nice job or even gratz
My feelings are hurt

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Does having deaths equal to doms count as a pubstomp? I'm having a pretty good Soldier day today,

>>172979193
That was just me dropping in the Saltdork meme, I'm still going to use the first shot :P

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>>172979557
Depends on if you're playing aggressive or passive, and of course the number.
1 or 2 is nothing and is really easy to come across especially if some players are overextending into you. 3+ is when it's becoming apparent that the other team isn't doing a good enough job of not dying, let alone killing you.

>>172975376
>base damage is 70% of stock
>ergo, 1% base damage is .7% of stock
>with full ubercharge you have 70% + 70% to get 140% stock base damage
Would be neat with vacc but crossbow still wins in utility if you can aim it.

Can you like, stop spamming the thread.

Syringe Gun
+1% Übercharge per Hit
-30% damage penalty

find a flaw

Yesterday I watched a medic 3v1 our team with nothing but the syringe gun. He won.

>>172980606
it cant heal people

>>172980606
Also encourages Medic to fight rather than just doing his job. Ubers are not the only thing that Medic is about. If he's not healing, he's not helping. Yes, I feel that the Ubersaw has the same issue. But at least Ubersaw deals its reward in batches of 25%, it's a lot more liable to make clutch plays compared to a piddly little +1% on an inconsistent stream of projectiles.

>>172979985
Doesnt matter anyways. The other team bunkered down hard on the last point and we weren't able to push. I closed out 13 deaths, 7 doms between the two rounds.
Still some of the best I've done.

>his profile summary actually talks about him
Why?

>>172981449
looks like someone here dosent have an interesting life

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Can we arguably say its the best sniper rifle of the game ?

>Being conceited enough to think anyone cares about your mundane life
>Being conceited enough to think your mundane life is interesting
Unless you are some sort of novel protagonist, your life is not interesting, nor is it unique.

>>172981848
Yes.

>>172981449
>xer profile summary actually has a link to xer bdsm test results and a list of fetishes
why do "people" do it?

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>>172981848
Elaborate

>machina
>danger shield
>2fort
>corners
why do people do this

>>172982814
>He doesn't spam pipes onto the balcony to make hardscoping babbies cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE3ekDUPRoM

what do you think about hackers frag videos?

the way this thread works is silly

Cute pyro :3

>Giving hackers Youtube views

@172983136
>shilling your own video
kys

>>172983136
Interesting to see from the hacker's perspective

>>172968954
Getting a job, eventually getting my hands on a strange shotgun

The cow goes Moooooo!
The duck goes Quack!
The b4nny goes _______

>>172984360
WHERE THE F4CK DID YOU GO?!

>>172984360
HABEEB!

>when you get the baby engineers to listen to you, push out of last with sentries, and push all the way to their last, and cap, all with baby engi sentry support along the way

fuck comp this is the best feeling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-meqTM6arI

>>172983136
im glad they gave credit so I know who to report.

>>172984360
STEEEEEVE

>>172967743
Tom is just looking out for you

>>172984360
WHY WOULD YOU PUSH WITH NINE HEALTH

>>172984360
HE'S SO HEALTHYYYYYYYY

>>172984360
kill white women

>>172984360
HES SO LOW

>>172984360
SHUT THE FUCK UP CORSA

Could somebody help me. What kind of criteria must I fulfill to get a medic to heal me? I got the same problem in Overwatch.

I can't ever get people to pocket me despite the fact I'm pretty good at shooter games (give me the benefit of the doubt on this)

I kill people and I always do a "thank you" command after I receive heals. What more do you want?

>>172957707
Thisbpic made me smile.
>tfw no weirdo tf2 playing friendos to cosplay with

>>172987854
what hats do you wear

>>172987854
go to r9k and find a degenerate steam thread poster
give him some attention and congrats on your personal healslut

>>172987854
Get a flashier hat.

>>172987854
>good hats
>high score
>play powerclasses

>>172987854
For the pub mindset: Don't overextend (or stray far from where the Medic feels safe, really), don't expect to get pocketed unless the situation calls for it (ie demoman while there are sentries ahead), watch both of your backs.
The best tool is to actively talk to them. Do a callout, warn them about incoming threats for them to back away from, actively keep them alive. Actually put forth an effort to benefit the other player rather than demanding a buttplug. A medic worth a damn will recognize that he'll want to keep you alive and by his side, so pocketing will come naturally.
Of course if you're trying to get pocketed by Guillermo.Hernandez.2004, don't bother as there's nothing you can really do to make them budge.

>>172988190
Evil

I really enjoyed the gamemode where you bought props with credits and placed fortifications to defend the intel [sewer pipes, concrete blocks, stairs, etc]
Anyone remember the name and there still servers running it?

who is the most autistic merc

>>172989121
Prop fort servers I think they were called
Played a lot a handful of years back, I think they included other "fun" gamemodes as well
Last I checked they still have servers running for that sort of thing

>>172989280
pyro

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Thanks for rollin last thread :^)

>>172989482
your loadout and weapons are shit

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>>172987854
there's nothing you can do
you can literally dominate half the enemy team and still not get heals because your medic is too busy pocketing her bf who's playing spy

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>>172974798
>>172978914
I like the first one desu. I play scout to be a massive jackass, and make a living out of shitposting. It's perfect

>>172989775
>Wild_Rumpus

That guy got really mad at me in a pub before

>>172989341
>Prop fort
Found it with this, fortwars. Thanks. Going to reinstall tf2 for some nostalgia.

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>>172989857
Have fun, friend

>That one medic who thinks medics should only heal heavies over everyone else
>Doesn't matter if this heavy is a gibus who can't even stay alive for more than 20 seconds or stop being killed by spies
>Doesn't matter if he charges blindly into sniper sightlines
>This medic will follow him to the ends of the earth

>>172990020
wtf i hate the chinese now

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>>172990094
i swear this didn't happen until after meet the medic came out

>could've played against a /tf2g/ in a pub before

hm

>>172990806
I've played with and against /tf2g/s before, it's even more random now that they can't just hop into whatever game you're playing, though. Is queuing with a full stack still a huge pain because it takes forever to find a match?

>>172976546
no you dumb fuck it's 140% damage

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>>172987854
KILL

>>172991624
what the h*ck
were the enemies just a bunch of mouthbreathing retards or something
also i killed hard one game but the medic didnt start pocketing me until 1 minute on the clock

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>>172951434
Team fortress 2 is dead why won't vavle just let it die

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>try to smg a spy down
>he keeps using his dead ringer to sprint from ammo pack to ammo pack
>cheeses out of death two or three times before finally gunning me down
>this is acceptable to some people

>>172989723
literally the best loadout.

>>172992995
t. bad

>>172992995
play better idiot

>>172992995
just 360 quickscope the fuckre

>>172992038
medic flocked to me and fed me kritz
got a new highest killstreak which was 58
pootis

>>172992995
nice tunnel idiot

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>>172989482
>Kurt Cobain's ____

>>172992854
Are you kidding me? They have been trying to kill it for years. But then they remeber that a lot of people like it still, and then try to milk them for money.

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post handwriting and your main class

soldier

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>>172994420
>mousewriting
soldier

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>>172994420

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>>172994604
revision

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>>172994420

demoman

>>172993939
its a MEME are you NEW HERE?

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>>172994420
>>172994703
>>172994839
>>172994943
what do you have to say about this

>>172995047
pump pulse this

*pumps cock*

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>>172994420
Soldier/Engineer.

>>172995047
That's what books get you, professor.

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>>172994420
tfw no camera so i had to use my scanner

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>>172995047
it looks like it detects the interference between two photons

stout shaco for 2 refined

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>>172995265

>>172995047
It looks like filtering a pump pulse through a nonlinear crystal gets you a photon pair, which you can further split into two separate photons using a polarising beamsplitter. A heralding detector is used to measure those single photons.

>>172994604
>>172994703
>>172994752
>>172994839
>non-cursive peasants

holy moly

>>172995412
sorry gramps they dont teach that in school anymore
i wish they did
i would have liked to be able to write cursive

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>>172994420
Medic with a minor in engineer and scout

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hey :3c

>>172995517
They didn't force you to learn cursive? One of my cousins is learning it and she's like 6. We learned it in third grade when I was in school.

>>172995737
a. i grew up in a non-english speaking country
b. by grade 7 nobody gave a fuck how you write because it was a public school
c. im not autistic enough to learn it by myself considering i never write anything anyways but i would have liked it if i had pretty handwriting

>>172965759
>Imagine lighting Tyrone his homies Jamal, Malik, , and Deshaun up with 100 rounds of .22 with precision accuracy and lighting fast speed for breaking into your home to steal your anime and duck your whore waifu
Where's that screen shot of the demo and the engi where it looks like the engi is gonna execute the demo when you need it.

>>172965759
>tfw bought an sks for $100

holy fuck

are they really that expensive now

that was like 2 years ago

Love and War was the best update for this game by a country mile.

>>172998154
you spelled the goldrush update wrong wrong

personal favorite update is gun mettle, but love & war is pretty high on my list

>>172998154
t. demoknight main

>>172999243
No I'm a dirty, friendly taunt fanatic.

i want a update
i want a new gun
i want a valve made map (that isnt complete suck)
i want more achievements
i want a cool set of hats for all mercs that are valve made and not from the community
i want a new mvm map or gamemode

just anything

give me something

aaaaaaa

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>>172996458
>tfw black
>tfw I live in LA
>tfw all I have to do is exist and sjws love me

>>172999404
How about another dance taunt

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>>172999404
>asking for valve made anything
>2017 CE

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>You will never play 2008 tf2 ever again

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What do you think of Team Fortress 2 Classic?

>>172999432
you better be tappin that ass while its young, son.
>live in suburbia
>be shitskin
>white women love to take a ride to piss off parents
>SJWs love you
>average benis
How can white boys even compete

>>172999854
>>173000134
>TF2 without Mannrobics and RPS
What's even the point?

>been fragging so hard lately that my wrists phisically hurt
so tf2g, what are your exercises to prevent CTS?
you do take care of your fragging appendages right?

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Daily reminder.

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>>173000261
>he has shitter genes
>isn't a natural born fragger

Why teh fuck do i even come here.............

>>173000134
>the good
its fun as fuck
polished user interface
100 fov
deathmatch mode is 10/10 and a must for fraggers

>the bad
ded servers, youll be lucky to find one with 5 people in it
i think theres like 4 in total
mods are complete assholes
no rancho relaxo

i wish more people knew about it and it was simpler to install
maybe then it wouldnt be so fucking dead all the time

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>>173000261
>tfw never did wrist exercise because i thought it was a meme
>have to sleep with a brace now

>>173000374
>he doesn't stretch before and after fragging
i bet you're dehydrated too you fake gamer

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>>173000712
>being dehydrated ever

glad we can agree on one thing


>he has to stretch like some girly yoga dork
>doesnt just fight through the pain like a true fragger

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Hunstman rework

Base damage of 45
Clip (not reserve pool) size of 3
Faster reload
Arrow holding movespeed penalty reduced to 10%
Damage does not increase with charge meter
There are only 2 projectile speeds, not fully charged and fully charged
Drawing for the arrow for too long just resets the charge meter instead of making the arrow uselessly inaccurate

The point of this is to make the bow more consistent and more forgiving on both ends. Personally I think it also needs a much clearer firing animation, where the sniper flings his drawing to the side or something.

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Post godtier achievements

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pyro update when

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>>173000969
>not this

80 characters isnt enough for a description. I wanna give my rocket launcher a description explaining how the odds of getting a random crit increase based off of how much damage youve done in the past 20 seconds, but I cant fit all I want to post.

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>>173000261
>>173000374
>>173000712
>>173000882
Fragg Daddy made a video specifically about this.
https://youtu.be/tlg1nBpHypc

>>173002394
>Crit chance increases with damage dealt in the past 20 seconds
Wow that was hard.

>>173002528
That sounds lame as heck.

>>173002608
Do you want it to fit or not?

>>173002608
>I fragg so fucking hard I get more than normal random fritz you maggot!
Add or drop shit to your liking

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LITTLE

>>173002656
i would rather just not do it if it's not gonna sound good

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>>172994420
pyro

>>173003272
what mod is that

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So as we all know unless you are a filthy fucking newfag, the gunboats are only for the soldier because he won during the war update.
However, if the demoman won, would the item actually work ingame, i.e. reduced stickyjump damage at the cost of his grenade launcher?

>>173005564
it might be less popular than it is on soldier, but I can definitely see it being used

>>173005564
Imo gunboats on demo would be 100% imba, especially with the original -75% blast jump damage stat.
Another factor to consider is it came out before stickies got nerfed.

>>173005564
i dont think demo would have gotten gunboats if he won the war
if you played tf2 classic then you would have known that the gunboats are an actual unlock for demo that replaces his grenade launcher
and also the fact that every single server disables it because its completely fucking broken
imagine a soldier with like 6 rockets that can self detonate

i think demo might have won the war but the devs realized how stupid powerful that would be so they skewed some numbers and made the soldier win

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>>172981848
Probably. 25% faster charge rate really is something along with assists, revealing Spy and extinguishing fires.
I like Hitman's and Bazaar too but they're sort of hardscoping (sooner for Bazaar, later at Hitman's)

>>172982814
>DDS
Charge QBL stickies, engage with Enforcer or play a Liberty or Beggar's-Gunboats Soldier.
>Machina
Spam Scorch/Det to force him go Cozy Camper, also above applies; replace Enforcer for Ambassy.
>corners
Huntsman, you can't escape Huntsman. And again, stickies with stock GL.

>>172951434
wheres the previous thread you fuck

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Hey rate my spy loadout guys

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rate my spy loadout, mines the best

>>173006689
community workshop/10

>>173006787
2fps/60

>>173006787
This is what reddit wants when they say they want more cosmetic slots and less restrictions

>>173006689
RSTT

>>173006787
>no dancing monkeys
>no dancing jesus
>no crying smiley face
>not enough cats
smiling shit /10 famalam