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Sombruh edition

>["""NEW""" (already old) HERO] Introducing Orisa | Overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNBmyM6Ievc [Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Schmembed]

>Developer Update | Introducing Orisa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqhXWRaMmU

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753535162

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20635660#patchnotes

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R (embed)

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

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First for !!!CATCHPHRASE!!!


But seriously, for April fools, is that all?

!!!BRING ME ANOTHER!!!
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event when?
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First for I wish you could buy this.
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>>172720828
Go away marcas.
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Sleepy sniper
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>want to play torb
>soldier can't aim his way out of a fucking paper bag
>Pharah up my ass entire time

I might as well never not play Roadhog or Soldier. You can't rely on anybody ever.
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>>172720828
I unironically want Morrison x Reyes to be a thing. Not even homo. It just feels right imo
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>>172721484
Her ass is the best
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>>172720891
But they are handmade, soft, cute, and wobbly. You have no soul.
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>>172721484
P U F F Y
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>>172721484
Said this many times already, but I want to kick that bulge as hard as I can
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Im waiting on a train to get me home by around 2AM central. Should I play a few comp games before going to sleep or is the weekend meme still really bad this late?
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>>172720657
We will probably get fake patch notes and some kind of joke announcement. Don't expect too much.
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>>172721608
At this point, only the edgy kids and Ana76 shipper fags get mad at it. It seems like everyone rolls on the Reaper76 train. And not in a shipping fashion either. Both ironically, and unironically its thematically appealing. The material writes itself. You want comedy? You want drama; action? I mean it has it all, and it fits into the plot like a missing puzzle piece. It just works.
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>Telltale signs you're about to lose a match
>insta lock mercy, girl voice booms out of party chat
well i didnt need this SR i guess
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>season high 3136
>current 2651

Haven't won a single game tonight. Obviously barely diamond isn't high or anything but at this point I barely want to play. I'd have to go on a huge winning streak of like ten games to fix this. Much more likely I'll just keep losing because the further down I get the more plats and golds and the worse we'll do.

Should never have broken my no weekend Overwatch rule

>check my win/loss
>90/81

It all makes sense now. Cunts.
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Playing games if you dudes want to join me
O2zim#1460
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>try to play dps
>tanks and supports dont assist me in creating openings
I know its my job to kill people but at least help me kill them its not always my fault I cant kill anyone ;_;
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>>172721978

Fags can't be cool. They'll never make the two kiddie bait characters gay. Edgelord and call of duty soldier are the casual character prototype.
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>>172721853

In my experience weekend bad only ends after 12am. Take it from someone who lost 500 SR today
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>>172722210
Well im off tomorrow and never beating the gold rank yoyo anyway so ill give it a go
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>>172721546
>your Orisa puts half of her shield behind a wall
>your Orisa drops supercharger when the last enemy is on the point and half dead
>your Orisa drops supercharger in front of her shield
>your Orisa moves the enemy bastion into high ground
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>>172721978
i am neither and i think it's never going to happen
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>>172722129
>They'll never make the two kiddie bait characters gay.

Tracer is their gay mascot on the box. After that, they have free range to do what they like. Also, if you think the only way to write a relationship between two guys is straight up gay you are thinking too much inside the box. There is a thing called being bisexual. Also, sometimes sexuality has nothing to do with it. I've read many a story with romantic subplots driven entirely by the concept of meeting your "soulmate". Male or female it doesn't matter.

Yeah maybe I am giving the """lore""" too much credit for something like that to be a somewhat of a major plot point but on the other hand Chu likes Reaper76 and wants the relationship between Ana, Gabe, and Jack to be "complex", so who knows. It would certainly work. Overwatch isn't really made to appeal to the edgy kiddies anyway, its supposed to be an optimistic future with fun and super heroes. Reaper and 76 are edgy in an ironic and overdone fashion.
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Why is timthefatass even in GM? He obviously got carried by other streamers.
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Does anyone else feel like osira is way more powerful on offense?
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>losing in solo queue all night
>five stack on my friends list invites me to play
>finally my luck has turned
>middle of first round
>router just fucking dies
>mash to get back in
>you are suspended
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>>172722513
My point wasn't believing its going to happen. It was not minding or liking to see it. There are quite a few people that do. Not shipper fags but even in an ironic sense, fanarts are always mashing those two together doing "old married couple" jokes. You know what I mean. I see it everywhere, even in just comics about the fucking game, lore aside.
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>>172722645
>orissa shield
>rein shield
>symm shield
>winston shield
>on anubis B
Some morals must accept reality
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I want to become good friends with Sombra and trick her during April fools.
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>>172722565
I think you are don't understand Overwatch's character design. They are trying to appeal to as many audience's as possible with their character and reaper is there to capture the edgy crowd. And soldier 76 is there to capture the call of duty crowd. I do think that both of those crowds would react negatively to this reveal and Blizzard knows that.

Additionally it would be a huge asspull at this point since the majority of interactions is them hating each others guts and trying to kill the other.
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>No Valentine's Day event
>No St. Patrick's Day event
>No April Fool's Day event
>No Easter event
It hurts senpai
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>>172722565

I've got a bridge to sell you if you really think that isn't part of their audience. The entire concept of OW is to appeal to every single denominator. That's WHY Reaper is an over the top edge charicature and S76 is literally named Soldier and has a call of duty moveset. Blizzard is brilliant at marketing they know who Soldier and Reaper are for and it's not fujoshits.

They're not going to make all three of their main characters gay. If anything it'll be some weak ass shit about Reaper getting jealous over Ana
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>>172721978
Because they have opposite personalities. Shit writes itself once you got two characters that contrast each other since you can make sure they will always have conflict. But they were given opposite personalities to be enemies, not friends.
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>>172722863

Good desu. Really gimmicky shit sucks that's why purples are usually better than the golds. Year of the Rooster and Olympics has been the best event because the costumes are so beholden to cheesey shit
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Who is the bestest tank and why is it Orisa??

> can shoot while having barrier up
> long range
>gatling gun with no fall off damage
>Zarya's ult for alt fire
> Ult gives sure win for team fights
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>>172721978
You haven't been visiting this thread very often. Though admittedly we hate the shippers not the ship itself.
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>>172723079
jack of all trades, master of none
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>>172723079
>long range
>good for a tank
kek
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>>172723079
I wish Orisa's barrier had more health and covered the same breadth as Rein's shield. Right now it feels paper thin and I can't hold a choke without a pocket healer.
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>>172723079
>Head the size of the Great Pumpkin
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>>172722863
Anon, none of those holidays are something to cry about. I would rather have a few good events rather than many half-assed ones.

Anyway; i don't think you can make any of them fit overwatch without being too silly.
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>>172723027
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>>172722835
>Additionally it would be a huge asspull at this point since the majority of interactions is them hating each others guts and trying to kill the other.

To the faggots that have no interest in the lore to wake up one day and see people shit posting on 4chan about them being butt buddies, yes it would be an ass pull. But in reality they got bits and pieces of backstory on the two of them joining Overwatch together and staying alongside each other for 20 years despite feuding prior to the wanting to kill each other shit. With all that considered, it fits just fine. In fact it would give Reaper some motive since in Old Soldiers he does nothing but bitch over Jack "doing" this to him. And I mean, why would you take offense to the guy you "supposedly" want dead trying to kill you back? It's a fat plot hole.

Also:
>They are trying to appeal to as many audience's as possible
You're right with S76 but Reaper was not designed to be that character. He's an offshoot of the Reaper that was designed for TITAN.
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>>172723238

Fuck you Dude. You're a burnout.
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>>172723157
Accurate but the curvature is amazing. The amount of times, as a healer, that curved barrier has saved me is ridiculous.

I remember point B in Anubis, Defense, and a Sombra was on the upper ground (That little circle platform thing) trying to shoot down at me and the curvature of the barrier was saving me from dying
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>>172723236
>too silly
You can dress Zenyatta up as a nutcracker and Roadhog has a costume wearing antlers with Rudolph painted on his stomach with a light-up belly button nose complete with candy cane painted hook
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>/owg/ is literally the angsty, foulmouthed, butthurt and eternally salty version of the overwatch subreddit
really makes you think
but hey, at least i can say nigger here
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Jesus fucking christ even with a group of four I still can't actually break out of 2800.

This is fucking aids. People at this ELO are so retarded that they can't be carried. They're holding on to the floor.

I'm so close to uninstalling this shit game.
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>>172723420

Reddit is literally 4chan with rules because they have names, despite how much 4chan tries to argue to the contrary.
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>>172723310
Anon all that "lore" you mention was never published. I am talking about what is presented to us and their big interaction is old soldiers of them trying to kill each other. There ain't no romance in that.

Reaper was straight up designed for the edgy crowd, and by that I mean 13 year old boys. You know they would hate Reaper if he was gay.
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>>172722913
You're mixing up S76 for Reaper if you don't think I'd read the character design memos. S76 is the calladooty guy so that the edgy kids could hop on him and feel familiar. Reaper was not designed to be that character. I can pull up the damn character design sheets if you like. It's simple fact. Reaper was one of the first characters designed and he was a pull from a TITAN that they revised.

You can look at it from whatever angle you want and think its all blatant marketing but at the end of the day Overwatch's theme from the get go was optimistic future and feel good story elements. It's in the first cinematic and it's been the theme aaaall the way through since then.
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>>172723586
>I believe everything I'm told from the marketing dept.

The people making these decisions are doing so for money not for feel good.
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>>172723586
>reaper is not edgy
What? Do you live under a rock anon?
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>>172722957
>opposite personalities to be enemies, not friends
And yet the basis of Overwatch lore is that it wouldn't even have began if they weren't together for 20+ years. It clearly says in fine print that the world changed due to their decision to join Overwatch together. They were friends at the very least. That's canon.
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>>172723080
I visit the thread plenty. Been here since May. Ana76 fags are quiet passive aggressive until they start spamming caps. But hey, its funny to watch.
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>>172723080
Speak for yourself, I hate both
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>tfw really bad with dueling

So is flanking off the table for me?
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>>172723331
That I will admit, The shape is great, protects small characters from so many angles.
That may be why it has less hp, since winston's barrier was also given less hp than rein's.

I still feel the fact that Rein's 2000hp barrier will never be able to beat because its just such a huge hp soak that nothing else can compare to.
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>playing comp
>2-0 on oasis
>suddenly the pharah decides to speak for the first time that game
>"ffs orisa switch your fucking useless trash and where the fuck are my heals mercy"
>32k damage blocked and 31k damage dealt with 27 obj kills and 4 minutes obj time

When will the Orisa hate end? She's totally viable. She doesn't replace Rein, and isn't a great option as your solo tank, but pair her with any other tank and she's fantastic.
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>>172723563
>Reaper was straight up designed for the edgy crowd, and by that I mean 13 year old boys. You know they would hate Reaper if he was gay.

But man, that's your interpretation you have to realize that. That wasn't the idea when they made him. It's in hard print alongside his character designs. And you're gonna have to be more detailed on what you mean by published, because this looks published to me: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/19809396/

Maybe its not smack dab in your face but that is there to explain they weren't always just enemies, that's the point.
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>>172723991
>But man, that's your interpretation you have to realize that.
>DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU
>hurr ur just interpreting him as edgy ur biased

You also need to realize characters weren't just ported over from Titan 1:1
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I met Charlet Chung in Dallas today. She says she has heard nothing about a D.Va animation yet. In case anyone was wondering.
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>>172723668
>everyone who designed the game is so brainwashed they they say the same things about the characters that only the marketing department wants them to believe

My god. Activision is keeping Kaplan micro-chipped too I'm sure.
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>>172722565
Men can't be bi. You're a fag or you're not.

And all fags need to fuck off already. You're freaks and a small percentage of the population. Stop trying to force people to see you as equals.
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>>172723991
>>172723310

Anon are you fucking kidding me? Titan Reaper was arguably even MORE edgy. Most games made with a wide net have that badass anti-hero edgelord template.
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>>172723991
>skull mask
>black cloak
>Talks constantly about death
Anon, Reaper is so edgy that he makes Spawn look tame in comparison.

You are trying to convince yourself the writing is anything but surface level then I have bad news for you.
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>>172723682
There is EDGY. And then there is humorous, poke-fun-at-yourself, ironic edgy. Which do you think Reaper is?

Hint: It's in the refrigerator.
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>get the steambot skin for Bastion
>see that it changes his bird from a yellow bird to a dove
>the birdcall it makes also changes

wew

nice touch blizz
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>>172724145
I don't think they're allowed to even discuss it with fans if the VA's have news about any new animated short
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>>172724145
Eh, even if they did make one, they wouldn't tell her, Voice actors have no say in the characters.

How was she?
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>>172723109
Master of tanks.

>>172723140
>doesn't know how to use suppressing fire
kek

>>172723157
how would you balance that?

>>172723164
that I agree.
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>>172724157
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>>172724242

Except people who like that stuff aren't going to see it as them being made fun of. One of my friends is a normie as fuck adult who loves things like the Punisher and has a Shadow the Hedgehog wallet and the first thing he said when he saw Overwatch was that he was maining Reaper. His screen name is something like xXFatalityXx
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>>172723991
>not enemies
Anon, I know the lore. But nowhere have they shown the two of them talk to each other in a non-hostile fashion. Maybe the halloween comic but that gave no hints of what they thought of each other at that point in time.

There ain't no relationship, there is just a presumed one. It sounds to me that you are filling in holes with what you think should be there.
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>>172724089
>hurr ur just interpreting him as edgy ur biased

God damn I thought you people realized I was saying the point is he's ironically edgy and over to the top to fit into feel good game like Overwatch. I sad that from the beginning. I thought the point was making him fuck Jack would piss off the cool kids that think he's not ironically edgy.
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i-its still possible to get the palanquin dva skin right
r-right?
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>>172724242
He's edgy. It would be poke fun at yourself if once in the canon lore they made fun of his attitude, but Soldier 76 and Ana take him 100% seriously, meaning they want us to also take him and his "curse" seriously.

Or do you think they are hitching all of Reaper's backstory on a joke?
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>>172724453
>I thought the point was making him fuck Jack would piss off the cool kids that think he's not ironically edgy.

Our counterpoint is that there would literally be no logical reason to do this. Blizzard wants to make money. Driving away a huge chunk of normies to validate fujo porn would be a stupid business decision.

People nearly rioted when their waifu kissed a girl imagine if their self-insert fucked a man.
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>>172724475
Next chinese new year
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>>172724475
Next year yeah
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>>172724453
>I thought the point was making him fuck Jack would piss off the cool kids that think he's not ironically edgy.
>Blizzard ever doing this
You are delusional anon if you think that a company will piss off some people to fill a minority's fantasy.

Anyway, they have Reaper as one of the few main villains, you know the gay crowd would go apeshit since Reaper is evil.
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make it happen, brothers
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753786717?page=1#detail
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>>172724732
>forum
just no anon.
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>>172724594
>>172724658
i want to wear a cute egytion chinese dress
its not fucking fair guys
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>>172724784
Then go buy one and wear one
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>>172724548
Reaper has already been made fun of in the canon lore. Sombra's short as the biggest culprit. But that aside, I never implied that the big 3 are taking what happened to Gabe lightly. The whole point is that they are likely the only 2 people left who give any sort of a damn about him.

In fact I don't know why you are going off on this. The point was that if Reaper is fucking S76, canonically, it would piss off the edgy tweens that think Reaper is unironically edgy. My point being is that Reaper was never meant to be a real edge man, just a caricature of the trope. Meaning, they can take liberties with his character. Make him a good guy in his past. Give him some human like qualities like love, hobbies, and quirks to make his transformation into Reaper all the more depressing. And that's going to happen whether the edgy kids want Reaper to stay as the edge mode villain 24/7 or not. They are going to make Gabe more human and reveal more of who he was before the Reaper phase.
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>>172724784
>chinese dress
She's korean
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>>172723909
you press P and leave chat
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>>172724849
hahaha. Oh man, you are one delusional shipper anon. Take a read of what you just wrote. Thanks for giving me a laugh.
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>>172724265
That's true and she said she's not allowed to discuss it. But followed that up by telling me she hasn't heard anything.

>>172724297
She's really nice. Her D.Va voice is very close to her natural voice.
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Anybody log enough time with Orisa to dispense advice?

I'mean putting in work but there's always something to learn
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>>172724980
Get used to leading with her projectile gun. Otherwise even a Lucio can kill you 1v1
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>>172724849
Anon, Blizzard is terrible at writing and also a normie company. They never write beyond surface level. What you see is what you get. If Reaper is edgy on the surface, edgy he will be.

If you think they will try to intentionally piss an audience off you definitely don't know blizzard. They didn't even have the balls to make Garrosh sympathetic despite trying and did a 180 on his characters because of how people hated him.
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>>172724980
Play her agressive like D.Va without the jumpjets. Shield your team, not YOU. Shoot slower targets, and pull important DPS out of position. Pull that widow off the ledge, pull rein out of place, pull a flanker into a bad place forcing them to re-position.

When you reload your gun, look at your ammo count and genuinely ask "did I really need to reload then?". A lot of times people are reloading when they don't need to and should be shooting instead.

Sometimes use fortify to draw fire from the barrier so team mates can shoot from behind it.
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>>172724557
>People nearly rioted when their waifu kissed a girl imagine if their self-insert fucked a man.

And yet no fucks were given. You're putting too much liberty into the idiotic fan base. They will just purge the forums like they did last time. Why would it ever effect how much money they make? Do you think making Tracer gay made them loose money? Give me a break and go back to /pol/ while you're at it.

This game is has them rolling in dosh and doing fuck all with the plot won't change that.

>Driving away a huge chunk of normies
Hahaha! Fuck man, where are you getting this insider information and numbers to back up these claims of normies chopping at the bit to burn down Blizzard if they make their edge man gay.

Where was the outcry when Reyes was in the Halloween comic strutting in like a runway model? Granted this might just be due to the art being shit but my point is still valid enough.
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>>172724849
>>172725163
Making Tracer gay did not change her character or appeal. You straight up want another interpretation of Reaper that only exists in the cracks. Never going to happen.
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>>172725163

You're the deluded one if you don't think sheltered CoD kids would lose their fucking minds to find out one of their favorite characters was gay.

Seriously you think Overwatch is going to be the first AAA game with a canonically gay main character? TWO at that? The two most clearly decided for universal appeal?

This isn't some niche tumblr game.
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>>172725147
You are opening up a whole new can of worms if you're bringing WoW lore into this. There are swarms of people only invested in WoW for the lore. Overwatch doesn't rely on lore much at all. It's just sort of the side dish to the main game. There is not much lore to speak of anyway. They are in a position to do what they like and it won't make them lose sales or drive away "normies". There is already fat cues in the story that Reyes was a respected, and decent person before the Reaper facade took hold. It's written down word for word actually if you don't believe me. They are going to reveal him as a real human bean. It's inevitable whether or not he's butt fucking anyone. I mean come on anon. You can't be this blind right?
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>>172724958
Man, nothing I said was wrong. You're crazy. A likely a lot more delusional than you think.
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Met a guy today who was completely high in comp. I can understand in quick play or arcade, but why in comp? Do they intentionally want to throw?
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>>172725269
>You straight up want another interpretation of Reaper that only exists in the cracks. Never going to happen.

Except revealing Reaper's past won't change who he is now in the game. He will still be Reaper. You just know more about his motivations.
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>>172725381

Obviously he used to be normal. The point being made is there's no way normal Reaper was a fag
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>>172725597
I do it every couple of matches to keep my head in the game
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>>172725347
It's been already said more than once there are multiple gays. Tracer's outting was made a big deal because she's the girl on the cover. Reflections only existed to reveal that (and that wasn't really a good thing but that's besides the point).

If Reaper76 became a thing it's not going to be shoved in your face the same way. That's just obvious. You think every gay reveal is going to have his own comic? Come on.
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>>172725626
his motivation for killing decent people like winston? Anon if anything that will make him come off as a high functioning psychopath not a normal human being.
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>>172725381
Anon, you missed my point. Blizzard does not piss people off, they don't have the guts to do so. Revealing reaper to be gay would piss people off.

>It's written down word for word actually if you don't believe me

Really now?
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tactical visor is the longest 6 seconds of my life
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>>172725815
He's getting revenge because he was left for dead. He holds everyone responsible. What makes you think they won't put in some plot line where Reyes gave his all to help everyone and no one cared? I mean, it won't make Winston look bad because he was dealing with Tracer and her dislocation but Reyes still blames everyone all the same.

Point being, they will give him motivation for his anger. He's mad at everyone and at the whole world. He's just a ball of rage and hate. And they are going to give him a reason for feeling that way you can relate to. All the heroes have to be relatable in some way and Reaper is no exception.
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Will I ever get out of gold?
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>>172725916
>Really now?

"Gabriel Reyes, a senior officer. Reyes, a hardened and highly respected veteran"
And don't twist it to think this is implying something else. If it says word for word he was respected than he did something to earn that respect. It wouldn't be said otherwise.

>Blizzard does not piss people off, they don't have the guts to do so.
And yet someone else was saying Blizzard was nearly burned down for the Tracer reveal. How is this any different? I mean, decide on what you're trying to prove here.
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>>172726060
not until you git gud, scrub.
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>>172726001
>Blames Winston,
Yeah anon, that still would make him come off as a petty child. If Winston had a good reason to not be able to help him, then Reaper shouldn't be angry at him. It makes his revenge seem petty and only motivated by blind anger.

I can understand him blaming 76, but blaming winston is a step too far.
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>>172726165
B-but me ooga team booga I could fill the post limit with greentext of asinine play. I admit when im not doing well and flex, I offer my input that maybe torb AND rat arent good picks with all the pharahs running rampant to a chorus of tilting. Trying to git gud but I guess i never will improve or ever find a stack to play with, least of all here.
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>playing Overwatch
>not playing capture the flag

CTF is best mode
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>>172726279
Reaper is in blind anger. I believe the point is that everything was taken from him even his ability to live. So if Winston is an extension of Overwatch he blames him too. Honestly though, in the end it, no matter who Reaper is fucking, hates, or what kind of person he was, his anger is always going to be viewed as petty. It's the trade off of making an ironically edgy character. Everything they do seems petty and for the wrong reasons. If they find a way to write themselves out of it, good job, but that will never happen. Fucking 76 certainly won't do it; making Overwatch the bad guys won't do it. Nothing will.
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>>172726460
i'm not even going to fall for this bait
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>>172726486
That's kind off why I don't think they will ever give Reaper a human backstory. They have written themselves into a corner by making him do stuff that is clearly not morally justifiable and making Reaper have a human backstory will only make that worse.

The smartest choice is to make him a saturday morning cartoon villain and it's the one that they will most likely go towards.
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[sensible chuckle]
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Tracer and Sombra are so cute when they bantz each other
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>>172726668
>The smartest choice is to make him a saturday morning cartoon villain and it's the one that they will most likely go towards.

Hold up, we're talking about Michael "everyone is the hero of their own story" Chu here. He wants every character to be relatable and he wants to reveal the entire story around Jack, Gabe, and Ana eventually. And mind you, their subplot is his FAVORITE subplot. Gabe will get character development up the ass and if you really don't think so its time to wake up. It's inevitable. He will be a Saturday morning villain in present time and a tragic human backstory. And yes, they are in a corner, and yes they will not write themselves out of it but the goal is that every hero has to be relatable and they were write Reaper in a way that makes him that way.

Also, Overwatch takes a lot of liberties. Everyone is over the top and has done insane, bizarre, or immoral things. I mean, have you seen all the notches on Ana's rifle? She thinks she's a monster for the all the lives she's taken, so does that excuse her for being a good person despite it? And with Reyes, was the scandal about Blackwatch his fault? They could easily push in that he was set up to take the fall because there is no little known about the incident.
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>>172726940
>relatable
>saturday morning cartoon villain
Yeah anon, that ain't happening.

As for immoral things, point to me a character who is not a villain and has done morally questionable things.

Ana regrets the lives she's taken, but she has always done so with the motivation to save others. That's moral as fuck.

Reaper's an asshole and if they wanted him to be something else they should have shown him not trying to kill the good people.
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>>172726850
FUCK BLIZZARD FOR GLORY!
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>>172726850
Thanks anon, this gave me a chuckle. How do you trigger this? Just play rein and type?
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>>172726850
>WI8HN
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>>172727103
>As for immoral things, point to me a character who is not a villain and has done morally questionable things.

S76 beat up a bunch of security officers just doing their jobs and sent them to the hospital because he wanted his old gun back.
Ana THINKS she's just very morally questionable things.
And it's certainly implied Genji did plenty in his past as the "Sparrow".

>if they wanted him to be something else they should have shown him not trying to kill the good people.
That is so very black and white and frankly pretty boring if you think stories should be that way.
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>>172727267
yup
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>>172726453
Bronze and silver is poor mechanics
Platinum and diamond is poor strategies.
Gold is a strange mix of both of the above.

what do you main, how can we help?
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>>172727290
>S76 beat up a bunch of security officers just doing their jobs and sent them to the hospital because he wanted his old gun back.
And didn't kill any of them. Considering they most likely had guns, that's some huge morale points to him.
>Ana THINKS she's just very morally questionable things.
As I pointed out above, she is moral as fuck, and gets bonus points because she values all life.
>And it's certainly implied Genji did plenty in his past as the "Sparrow".
Wasn't he just a playboy.

>That is so very black and white and frankly pretty boring if you think stories should be that way.
That's unfortunately how they are writing Reaper (not reyes). I can't think of any motivation that would give Reaper reason to kill Winston without making it that Reaper is just being evil. If you can think of one tell me, because otherwise I can only think of him as a black and white character.

I personally think that Reaper was conceived first and his backstory afterwards. Now they are stuck with trying to make the two match, which they won't unless they move the story forward and ignore it.
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Just woke up, did they do anything for Aprils Fools?
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>Enemy pushes the cart to the end on Route 66
>Team starts bashing our Bastion for being useless
>"I have 3 Golds"
>Team bashes him harder saying the medals don't mean anything
>He switches to Widowmaker
>Team loses its shit, accuses him of throwing and threatening to report him
>We proceed to roll the enemy and crush them in round 3 and 4 as he gets two or three picks in the feed seemingly at all times
I stand corrected on Widow mains, that shit was impressive
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>>172727608

Killed my SR
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>>172727608
This:
>>172726850
As for anything else, wait a few hours. They will most likely have some joke on their news soon. Don't expect too much.
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>>172727669
Kinda humbles you not to tilt on a character selection until you see what they can do, eh?
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>>172727567
I think you're overlooking the fact Blizzard treats this as a G rated game and therefore killing is not allowed even if it makes sense
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Thanks /owg/
you got me to play CTF

>entire map is used
>huge amounts of hero selection
>natural back-and-forth that makes stomps rare
>excellent maps
>heart-pounding flag capture/return moments
>solid KDR skills gets wins
>best death-matchy feel
>100% fair match, no offense/defense, getting stuck up in chokepoint nonsense
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>>172727745
>G rated game
>G rated
>game
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>>172726853
>Won't be a problem if you just disappeared forever.
S A V A G E
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>>172727840
Fuck reading right
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>>172727745
I know, its why only omnics are the only ones who suffer from injuries and death.

But they can kill people offscreen, Genji was almost murdered and Reaper broke the neck of a security guard.
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>>172727943
Reaper shot the shit out of some guards at Volskaya. One of them bonked his head on a mech, but he very clearly shot and killed some.
Sombra also SMG'd several guys.
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>>172727941
But killing has been done as outlined by the lore and gameplay. What are you trying to communicate?
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>>172728039
I forgot about those. But if anything it just further proves that only the villains kill in Overwatch.

But still, its only omnics who have visible damage to them when hit, all the others just fall over.
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>tfw can't pick a main

What do?
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>>172728124
only villains kill INNOCENTS in overwatch.
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>>172728089
The good guys are never seen directly killing people, only rendering them unconscious or letting them fall off cliffs to splatter offscreen. Robots can get fucking mutilated, but never people. This applies to almost every media, not only Overwatch.
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>Koth
>2-2
>99% to 99%
>About to lose
>Throw out self destruct
>Kill the enemy ana and mercy
>Plow through everyone else like butter


D.Va is the best tank.
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>>172727768
>huge amounts of hero selection
>Tracer and Winston are the only two who have a chance at grabbing the flag
>Sym holds defense on her own let alone anyone else assisting her
>natural back and forth
>as soon as one side caps once they lock down on defense and it becomes impossible to score again because the flag is within pissing distance of the spawn
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>>172728172
Pick not one but many mains :^)
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>>172728267
Yeah reminds me of Samurai Jack. Now that he is on Adult swim he is allowed to kill humans. They directly point this out in the show that he only has killed robots before.

Guess we will be seeing more Omnic corpses in the future to make us feel sorry for them.
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>>172728284
>yolo randumb ult gets lucky kills
>best tank

TV is literally the worst tank right now objectively
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>>172728172
Play multiple heroes and don't be cancer to your team like you damn well should be doing
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>>172728356
Well in that case I'm a Junkrat/Tracer main

>>172728392
Don't worry its fine my dude
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>>172727567
>S76 gets morale points for just beating up innocent people
>just because he didn't kill them

Oh come on. That's nonsense.

>Wasn't he just a playboy.
Clearly not combined with his skin description and what Sombra says about it. He did work for his Father under that name. And if it was for the Shamada clan, by what extension do you think that means? He think his dad ordered him to sleep around? Yeah right.

>That's unfortunately how they are writing Reaper
Except, you've got the lead writer stating the opposite. You make think it is but Chu clearly doesn't.
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>>172728172
If you have to pick a main, at least pick a main in each category. Don't main a single hero, or else you will become a lost soul that will spam the forums with requests to buff your character for the rest of eternity.
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>>172728389
Guess again.
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>>172728456
If you want to play Junkrat you need to buy a Golden weapon for him, otherwise people will refuse to play with you.
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>>172728172
Never main.

I'd pick 4-5 core heroes of different roles you enjoy and just work on them.
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>Koreans refuse to play Soldier because he's boring and prefer McCree due to his "gorgeous playstyle"
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>>172728464
You are the one who is not making sense. 76 could have killed the guards, especially since they posed a violent threat to him, but he didn't. Reaper on the other hand has no qualms about randomly breaking innocent guard's necks, even though he could just knock them out.

Your point about genji is unsubstantial, you point towards Sombra's interaction which tells us nothing about what he did, she justs hints at something vaguely. Wasn't the reason that Hanzo was made to kill him because he was lazing around.

>Except, you've got the lead writer stating the opposite. You make think it is but Chu clearly doesn't.
Please show me the quote where he says reaper is not a villain. Or show me a piece of canon lore that makes his motivations have at least some sense without it making it look like he is a psychopath.
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>>172728172
Pick a hero or two from each class that you like and just stick to em. You don't need to be a god with them, but just good enough that you can carry your own weight.

And if you're not having fun anymore, it's okay to take a break and pursue other endeavors.
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Widowmaker should be removed from competitive on console. She has no use there.
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>>172728681
McCree is bursty where Soldier is constant. Koreans prefer that bursty style. They can be balanced with each other, it just takes some extremely careful tuning.
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>>172728361
It'd be funny if they sneak in mention at Hollywood or something of Omnics protesting how robots are still freely shown being killed or destroyed in films while humans are always unharmed.
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>>172728980
That would be clever.

I have always wondered why its such a big deal for omnics to be destroyed. Unless their hard drive(memories) were destroyed could they not just replace everything with other parts?

Damm, now I want to see Omnic Gladiator matches where they destroy each other.
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>>172728798
So you excuse being immoral because he decided not to be TOO immoral. That's what you're saying about S76. A wrong is a wrong. He shouldn't have beat up those guard to get his gun back. Hell, if it was Ana she would have just put them to sleep, walked in and left. S76 beat the shit out of them. It doesn't say he knocked them out he took them out with non-life threatening injuries. Emphasis on injuries. I mean what are you going to tell me, he HAD to beat them up? Oh please.

It says right on the Sparrow skin Genji used that name while doing work for his father.

>Please show me the quote where he says reaper is not a villain.
You thought I'm trying to tell you he isn't? I'm telling you that he said everyone has to be relatable and even villains are "heroes of their own stories". Go look up the GDC talk if you really want to hear him say it.
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>>172724391
Fortify needs to make her un-crittable as well

Then she'd actually stand a chance against Hog
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>>172729205
She, never stand a chance against Roadhog because Blizzard will never fix him so he i isn't the best tankbuster and DPS in the game along with having 600HP and leaving losing a duel.
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>>172729073
>So you excuse being immoral because he decided not to be TOO immoral.
Yes, but this is gray morality done right, not doing something that is unquestionably immoral. How would you have gotten in? Asked the guards if they could let you in? Soldier is a vigilante, its not moral for him to go in, but he choose the path of least immorality. Injuries are nothing compared to the finality of death.

The sparrow skin says the name was given to him by his father to mock Genji. Where does it say he worked for him?

Still not hearing a justification for Reaper's actions that would make sense. If you can't think of at least one what makes you think chu can?
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Someone please tell me you pick genji/hanzo/widow?

Serious why?

You all are fucking AWFUL.
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>>172729487
Here's your answer anon. That rush is what they look for, even if it doesn't help the team too much.
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>>172729340
What are good counters to hog? I thought Mei was good, but Hog can survive her.
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>>172729417
>Still not hearing a justification for Reaper's actions that would make sense. If you can't think of at least one what makes you think chu can?

That's not even the point. It boils down to your opinion. You might hate whatever reason he comes up with but he will think of one he thinks is "good" and you can't stop him. That's the direction the story is moving in.

Also you were right, I remember the Sparrow line wrong but does this sound like playboy only shit to you?

>Sombra: You wouldn't believe what I learned about you... Sparrow.
>Genji: I'm at peace with who I was. Your threat does not concern me.

There is room for interpretation just like with Reaper's motives. If you try to tell me that implies nothing then you can't tell me Reaper's character can't be expanded to have motives that make him relatable too.
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>>172729057
Allegedly Mech fights are popular at Junkertown.
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>Come back
>Played new Omnig
>pretty cool
>Ult is literally Mercy's amp
>teammates are often too shit to take advantage of it
>Blizzards patented rigged match making puts me with brand new no rank players.
>actual emote spamming autist throwers in the next
And back to waiting for an event.
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>Play QP for warmup game
>Complete retardation
>Fuck it go play comp anyway
>All chinese team
>Can't understand a fucking word these cunts are saying
>4 golds as Rein.
>Lose

I did not deserve this shit.
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>>172729683
I'm insulted. You won't even grace me with even trying to come up with a reason. All you have to say is, oh its just your opinion. Yes it's my opinion if its good or bad, but it should at least make sense, regardless if I like it or not.

>There is room for interpretation
There is room for interpretation and there is making shit up that doesn't exist. That line could imply that Sombra has dirt on Genji that he doesn't know about, the fact that Chu won't tell us what. Don't start treating your interpretations as canon and insulting people for something that is intentionally written as cryptic.

If Reaper's motives are open to interpretation why are his actions then so direct? He seems to know what he wants, and he seems to have no intention of not being evil.
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where do you find 1-2 people to play with???????
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how do I train/improve close range tracking? it's clearly my greatest weakness. If any enemies get close I can't aim to save my life. My targeting will both overshoot and undershoot, tracking is jerky, reaction times are slow, and I often just lose track of them completely.

After a close range fight, I can only remember a series of frames from it, like my brain doesn't process it as motion. How the fuck do I fix that?
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>>172728172

>If you're god-tier video game Chad
Sombra, Widow, Tracer, Reinhardt, McCree
>Casual
Dva, Pharah, Soldier 76, Genji
>Submissive
Healer
>You have no skill, are literally retarded IRL and have never talked to a girl
Junkrat, Roadhog
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>>172729683
I don't think Chu even has a remote idea for what Genji's background looks like.
All that matters is that Genji gets to fuck Mercy because he identifies as Genji and wants to fuck Mercy.
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>>172729689
And we will never see them, because Chu can't bother to bring out lore at a steady pace.
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So, /owg/, how's your time played compare to your w/r with your top heroes? I'm curious
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So whats coming in april?
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>>172730236
Easter
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>>172729976
>>If you're god-tier video game Chad
>Sombra, Widow, Tracer, Reinhardt, McCree
>>Casual
>Dva, Pharah, Soldier 76, Genji
>>Submissive
>Healer
>>You have no skill, are literally retarded IRL and have never talked to a girl
>Junkrat, Roadhog

Most of the time anon's lists are bad, but I can agree with this one.

I mainly play Tracer, Mercy and D.Va
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>>172730236
An event or a map. Most likely an event since maps are usually given some preview before they are released At least we got one for Oasis.
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So I caught them in the act. Every update Blizz turns up the sensitivity.
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>>172729928
Reaper's motive is literally written this way:
"On the other side was Reyes, whose agenda remains unknown to this day."

He IS cryptic. And why are you obsessed with me giving you a reason? Why would it matter? It's utterly irrelevant to this discussion.

>Don't start treating your interpretations as canon and insulting people
Where are you getting this from? Are you looking at a different post?
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>>172729979
God, I hope someone at least reigns Chu in. Blizzard writers once they start self inserting or favoriting don't stop and slowly kill the story that way.
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>>172730437
I said at the beginning I was insulted.

Like I said, if you can't come up with one reason that makes sense, what makes you think chu can?
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>>172729979
No Mercy is reserved for proper aryan shipping with Reinhardt.
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>>172729979
The point being is he said no other character is highly immoral. And any character that is highly immoral can't have their actions be excused by making them relatable. Except there is plenty of room to implicate Genji with the dealings of his clan and now he's a good guy. Just like Reaper was a good guy and then became immoral. It's just nonsense to think Reaper isn't going to get an excuse for his actions because he will.
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How likely is it that at least one member of the MEKA unit decided to throw while fighting the Korean Omnic?
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>>172730397
they change a 10 to 11 for example? or they make 10 the new 11?
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>>172729487
Just because you can't aim or play certain heroes, doesn't mean NOONE can.

NEED HEALING!
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>>172730479
They should've found someone else to take over by now, since it's so obvious the man in charge doesn't give a fuck about doing anything.
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>>172730573
And I'll tell you again. It doesn't matter if you think Chu can't. Chu will think of a reason HE thinks works and he will shove it into the story and you will likely hate it. That is the direction we are headed in.
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>>172729979
so, he identifies as a horribly disfigured japanese playboy gray fox who needs healing?
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>>172730690
I am asking you though.
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>>172730604
Both they are resetting sense and increasing it at the same time. Ten is the new eleven.
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>>172730617
>the man in charge doesn't give a fuck about doing anything.

About the only thing you can say about Chu is that he's not doing nothing. In fact, they have him doing too many jobs at once. Things that other writers could easily handle, like signs, dialog, and content in maps as the biggest thing. If he was just focusing on distributing the lore, dialog, and comics we would likely get more updates. I don't understand why his job isn't distributed, is the lore that convoluted?
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>>172730808
He's lead writer, so I assume that means he has writers underneath him. Which makes it stranger that we have so little lore.
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>>172730808
An overworked, uninspired writer is the worst thing.But I have a feeling that's not how the company works; he's just plain uninspired and twiddles his thumbs all day.
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Is there anything more unfun than playing as Tank in a 2CP match?
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>>172730617
not doing anything is too harsh. More that he is doing the absolute minimum required.
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>>172730690
And like I said before, I am not asking to like it, I am asking for it to make sense. Why can't you answer the question? What is a reason that makes sense for Reaper to kill Winston?
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>>172730765
Alright if that's the case I'll go hogwild then:

>Jack didn't have his back and focuses too much on work
>Ana wasn't on his side even thought he thought he was right
>post everyone choose Jack's side
>Gabe was being shoved into the position of Blackwatch
>gets pinned in a scandal
>no one believes he is being set up
>gets desperate to push Jack out of his position
>Talon invades during the Swiss HQ raid
>force other Blackwatch operatives into working for Talon, some switch over willingly, those that don't are killed
>Gabe is captured, turned into Reaper for several hellish years and hopes that someone in Overwatch or Jack at the very least will save him
>no help comes and Reaper is being forced to work for Talon
>kills/attempts to kill Overwatch operatives out of revenge and also his orders under Talon

There you go. If I was writing the story that's how I would try to squeeze it in.
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>>172731021
Not them, but from a lore perspective, there is no reason. But from a narrative perspective, it'd be an excuse to give Tracer an edgy vengeance arc.
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>be me
>playing Genji
>our Zarya ults their team, catches 4 people including their hog
>their Roadhog pops his ult
>drop infront of him
>"try me!"
>slice his team into dogmeat with his own ult
>get a POTG and a cheevo for it

thanks kid
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>>172730874
I think it would work like he just fact checks everything but then you have glaring issues go through and published like the lack of accuracy in the reflections comic. I'm not talking about Tracer because technically it would be argued he planned it that way, who really knows. I mean Roadhog's tattoo and Junkrat's arm. He admired to letting those mistakes through by accident. If we had multiple people checking for glaring problems like this maybe that wouldn't have happened. As the lead writer is he the only one proofing work before it goes out? Like, I don't understand. He claims to have all these jobs. I don't think anyone else writes the lore and dialog for the maps but him. He said every sign in Oasis was written by him, and all the dialog too. Hell all the character dialog in game is. What the hell are these other writers doing? Jesus christ.
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>>172731239
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>>172730612
Is this a meme, literally every game I play Mercy Hanzo's are asking a lot of healing.
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>>172731306
It could be a very small team? Hell we just don't know how much work he actually does, if its all done by his writers and he just takes the credit or he writes it himself.

Still doesn't excuse him for bringing out so little lore, he is in charge of pushing it out, so he is still to blame.
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>>172731306
I take it back; an uninspired, self-inflated writer is the worst thing.
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>>172730898
>twiddles his thumbs all day
You wish. I don't think there has been an instance where he claims he isn't working. Doing VA recordings from his laptop 24/7. Talking to the VAs since they have crazy timezones. And writing all the lore for the maps in the production. One person should not being doing ALL of that. It's the only logical reason we can't have comics come out regularly like they should because Blizzard certainly has all the assets to do so.
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>>172731239

zarya+genji is low key the most broken combo in the game

shielding genji basically guarantees you 40 charge because he's usually amongst enemy lines and most people will panic and shoot or try to CC him no matter what

if you land a good ult he either destroys them with dragonblade or he can just reflect all their firepower right back at them
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>>172731507
You REALLY believe all that?
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>>172729954
I've been playing with an Anon who I met in this thread. We were talking about apparel and what makes Mercy so attractive to beta bitch healsluts and whatever not, before we took it to Discord.
Now we play pretty much everyday or two for up to 6 hours on average, which works great because he mains Pharah and I main Mercy.

What I wasn't expecting is that he's unlocked the healslut in me since I didn't understand it fully, and he's pretty heavy into healsluts and wants to tame one as his own.
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>>172731072
Still does not make sense why Winston is at fault. 76 and Ana sure, because they commands overwatch and they would choose who to rescue, but then blaming all overwatch agents for his fate makes no sense. Again, I am not asking to like it, but this doesn't make Gabe relatable, since I can't even make sense of his logic.
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>>172731507
You seem to know this stuff very intimately. Mind giving a source?

His twitter seems to suggest he spends his entire days drinking and going to ramen restaurants.
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>>172731072
>tfw Reyes and Jesse probably had a mentor/protege relationship
>tfw McCree left Blackwatch at the first sign of falling out

I feel bad for Reaper, really.
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>>172731460
That doesn't sound like how it's going down. I still think if the writing was better distributed content would come out much faster. But it isn't for some reason.
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>>172731584
He's your slut then. He's the one hungry for your healing juices to splash all over him.
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>>172731239
Where's the web, homie
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>>172731569
The shit about VA timezones makes sense. Ana's VA literally lives in Egypt.
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>>172731584
>willingly playing with anyone from 4chan
You were doomed from the start
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>>172731743
> writing was better distributed
I just said we don't know how its distributed. Regardless of that fact it's Chu's job as the boss to push it out. If his underlings are under performing it's his job to crack the whip. It all falls back to him.
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>>172731729
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/05/23/overwatch-michael-chu-interview/

That's his rant on everything he does for the game and how time consuming it is. Everything else is just sound bites I've heard from his ramblings in Ana's declassified video and things like that. I don't see any reason not to believe it other than his good pics on twitter. I don't know if that's a good assessment of his time management though.
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>>172731968
Maybe the fruits of his efforts would be apparent if there was any fruit.
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>>172731650
You know Reaper isn't targeting Winston's specifically right? It's a whole get revenge on all of Overwatch thing. Also "orders under Talon" kind of gives him the free card to be immoral if he's being forced. Maybe if he does his job they will change him back? I mean there are plenty of different motives you could squeeze in there.
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I usually have at least 2 gold medals as Winston whenever I play him, yet I have a steady 39%-41% win rate with him. What am I most likely doing wrong? What can I do to fix this?
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>>172731968
that still doesn't sound like he works all the time, considering the time span involved for heroes and maps. Heck the VA which is most likely the most time consuming still sounds like he does the stuff in bursts.
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>>172731742
If it turns out Gabe was hoping Jack would save him that would be the saddest of all. Even after 20+ years of fighting Gabe would never leave Jack for dead so he figured Jack would do the same. That's plenty of motive to hunt his ass down for revenge after doing that.
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>>172731742
And then he sliced Jesse's arm off.
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>>172732070
I know, but why is every single agent in Overwatch at fault? What kind of logic is there in killing a whole bunch of people who only tried to make the world a better place?
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>>172732131
Stay away from huge damage dealers, go after snipers, use your shield more, your jumpack is an escape technique
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>>172723909
I mainly hate when people think she's a substitute for Rein. That's just retarded thinking I see too often.
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>>172732175
Yeah but didn't Kaplan say they have like 2 to 3 maps being worked on at a time including new heroes? And that's not even including the animated shorts they have in production. In March they said they are currently working on 3 of them and they take 6 months to produce. That's a lot of fucking writing for one person.
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>>172732131
I'd also like to add that my target priority is pretty good. I want to blame my teams, of course, for not capitalizing when I jump behind enemy lines and get two picks. A lot of times I would die after doing that to only see my teammates back at the choke still taking pot shots.

I know it must not be them every time, I accept my lack of wins as my own personal problem.
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>>172732131
you sure you're prioritisng snipers and healers correctly?
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>>172732204
Reyes and Jack had a literal fight to the death, guess who died
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>>172732259
Because Overwatch is supposed to be a family and Gabe was a founding member and it's first commander (technically) and for all of them to abandon him in the end was brutal.
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>>172732310
Yeah, I got that all figured out, which is why I'm so confused. Winston's very easy to play, I feel like my team should be winning whenever I'm getting picks since that usually means the enemy has a healer or both down and/or a sniper.
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>>172731886
He's really nice and we hit it off pretty well. I see it as a diamond in the rough sort of thing, that in our discussion we were going kind of deep into the psychology of it and stuff and that in itself was kind of a thing that I appreciated since everyone's always so quick to just be "reeee normies faggot fuck off kekku pol amirite fellas" that I would never add such a person, but he didn't do that, we had a civil discussion in this thread and everyone else was the one REEEE'ing to fuck off but we didn't give a shit, so when the thread was capping we added another and I don't regret it.

4 months now and we're pretty close I'd say, I don't regret adding him, even if he's from 4chan. I found someone else in another game a year ago who happened to browse 4chan as well and we're friends too.

I suppose it is a bit of a red flag thing to just simply add *anyone* from 4chan, but if you can identify what would make for a shitty friend (someone so obsessed with being le memer) then you're probably going to have a bad time.
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>>172732370
How can I do it incorrectly? Genuinely asking. I seldom fuck with anyone else until I take out a healer or two, or I would go straight to the sniper if he's pinning us THEN to the healers.

I've been playing Winston all season, I feel like I do everything by the book, but I can't consistently get wins.
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>>172732378
Technically neither. Also we don't know how that fight went down. Did you ever notice we have the same event described by 4 different sources and its different every time? Which is the right version?
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>>172732347
Again, considering the time span involved it does not seem that much work. we are talking about months here. And the majority of the time is spent for maps with them just being gray blocks, so he plenty of time to think up something while the level is hashed out.

The cinematics are a different thing, but the majority of the time spent there is animating, he does have to rush to make the storyboard happen, but once that's done the animators take over.

Again, it seems to be work in bursts. I would believe he is working more often if we saw any hints of planning like some foreshadowing, but so far we got nothing. He seems to do everything only when he needs to, instead of being proactive.
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>>172732347
Overwatch team clearly should hire more people.
I doubt that they can't afford it. Ffs they don't venhave time to e do sitting animation pose for Sombra for several months
I think even HotS team has more people at this point
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>>172732426
Gabe was in charge of blackwatch, which wasn't even known to the public, so I doubt all of Overwatch knew about it or him.

And everyone assumed he died. How do you think that if everyone thinks you are dead that they will still look for you?
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>>172728297
you haven't played enough ctf if you think that
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>>172732591
If I am being cynical, blizzard might be doing this intentionally. Trying to see how much money they can get with the least manpower, since their previous games all required lots of manpower and production.
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>>172732573
>storyboard happen, but once that's done the animators take over.

You realize story boards are never final right? You can have changes and edits all the way down until the last frame.

>I would believe he is working more often if we saw any hints of planning like some foreshadowing

You mean foreshadow he is working or foreshadowing in the plot? Because we do have foreshadowing for later plot point its just the content isn't coming out fast enough to move those plot points along. Like we have this whole Reaper redemption arc being foreshadow and its just hanging in the air and that's just one example.
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>>172732678
>so I doubt all of Overwatch knew about it or him.
Oh come on, the closest people in his life were Jack and Ana. They were the big 3 of Overwatch, everyone knew them. I'm not going to pretend they don't. There is even sensitive information being forwarded to both Reyes and Morrison together so don't tell me most of Overwatch didn't know him they probably just avoided him.
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>>172732704
Honestly CTF is only fun if you get a team that works well together (which is rare). I found one the other day and we kept going as a squad and winning every single match, but you can't find people like that easily in the wild.
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what's the april fools joke? wake up you god damn californians.
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>>172732912
Pick Reinhardt and type something.
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>>172732793
>story boards are never final
I know, but thats the director, the story/script is done at that point. There is a different person in charge for the fine details.

>foreshadow
more that he has any plans to continue the story at all. The most egregious being that no one besides Tracer has answered the Recall for what I assume is months now. He just keeps starting stuff but barely continuing them.
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>>172726850
I don't get it, that's normal chat.
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Best sombra skin between Cyberspace and Augmented? :3
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>>172732962
I know people keep bringing up Recall as the biggest plot point that needs to be moved along but the story is being told in sections. Like smaller characters stories working towards becoming a whole. I would flesh out other characters before even jumping into recall. I would just like more content to come out at a quicker pace. That's it.
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>>172733183
At this rate the story and its characters should 'come together' by about 2030.
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*clicks ur head*

heh, nothin' personal
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>>172733181

I like Augmented more because of blonde hair on brown girl but Cyberspace "goes" together better imo
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>>172733242
Don't say that. I want to hold at least some hope. If he could somehow manage to bust out the revised version of First Strike that would be a huge help. There is potential for that at least.
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>>172731347
because you're not babysitting the god! You lack faith, and vision, you're weak!
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>>172733181
Los Muertos
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>>172729976
>lumping zen in with the other healers

Stop that.
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People in plat seem to be physically incapable of shooting the turrets.

It hurts my brain.
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>>172729976
>it's the goldie that complains about Roadhog every day
yawn
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anyone else start to shake IRL when they go for those huge 6 man genji ults? should i be concerned.
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>deranked to 1300 while drunk
>playing now and absolutely destroying everyone

Good feel. I should do this more often.
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>>172733680
You're literally facing actual real life children at those ranks.
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>>172733763
Children and women. I don't mind though since the games are comfy.
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>Place in 1900
>Decide to not give a fuck about Comp this time
>Realise I only need 30 wins to get a Golden weapon
>Play comp anyway, but not too seriously, I just want those few wins
>Have now climbed to 2750, my career high
It seems the key to victory is to stop caring
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>>172733928
Pretty much actually yeah
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Cease your resistance!
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>>172733373
Based from what I read from this board, GMs below are busy blaming their team instead of actually playing together.
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>>172734070
>Cease your resistance!
and let those flies sit on ur face
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>have a great game soloqueing, the 4 stack I was with wants to stay as team
>decline because that shit never goes well for me
>queue dodge for a bit while I go to the john
>mfw the 4stack is on the enemy team and I have to break my bro's backs
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>can't hitscan for shit
>really good with leading projectiles except phara

This makes no sense to me. I have no problem leading a lucio speed assing around with zen orbs but the second I try to hit anything with soldier or mcree I look like I have parkinson's or some shit.
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>>172734295
I just had the same exact thing happen except I hit prefer on all of them to get matched again and it still didn't let me. Thankfully we won anyway.
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have you guys made many in game friends?

i always try to be friendly but never received an add
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>>172734515
I still felt bad about it.

>tfw destroying the Genji I had saved multiple times with bubble the previous game
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The enemy has a teleporteur.
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>>172734365
I used to feel the same. I spent a lot of time with Hanzo and got pretty decent with tracing, leading and flicking. It really translated well to hitscans like Soldier, Tracer and McCree. I've gotten a lot of nice direct Helix Rockets for Hanzo too because of that, which felt like a plus.
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>>172734693
Sometimes people will try to add me when they're 3-4 stacking. I decline them everytime since I want to solo queue.
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>>172733928

If you can play this game without getting tilted, and actually focus on improving you're already better than 90% of the playerbase. The elo hell retards can't understand this for some reason
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>>172734859
If you can play this game without getting tilted, congrats, you are not a millennial.
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>>172734842
Isn't it better to only play with 2-3 anyway rather than like 4-5? I heard that but dunno why it is.
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>>172733928
>getting excited over blizzard coin toss matchmaking participation award games
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>>172735150
you might get placed against a team of solos with way higher average SR when you're playing in a 3+ stack. top 50 players often end up playing against low GM premades.
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>>172735179
No, if I actually cared, then I'd be excited
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>>172735205
Ah fuck that. Sounds like a good way to destroy group morale and tilt everyone.
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>>172734859
>>172735145
What is tilted?
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>play my first placement game ever
>I'm so tense my neck starts to hurt sometimes
>stomp the shit out of gold/plat players and end up with 66 elims and three golds as Pharah
>I'm too scared to keep going because I might end up in a rank where people start to try hard and I'm a massive autist in voicechat
>spend my time in the training ground instead
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>>172721642
She is pure art.
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>>172735401
I know that feel. I literally spent ~50 hours in training mode by myself before even moving to quick play.
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>>172735475
Sombra's ass is better, we just can't get a good look at it.
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>>172735325
It's a condition that apparently affects the younger playerbase. I think it looks something akin to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SWMAQYQf0&t=10s
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>>172735325
reddit-speak for being mad
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>>172735401
Voice chat is optional.

People shouldn't care about their rank anyway and just play the game and see where you are placed. The whole point is to match you with players of equal skill level.
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>you will never see this screen for the first time ever again
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>>172721642
>>172735475
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Why is my main account silver, can't push, and my other acc platinum and pushing well?
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are the lucio changes live yet? I sear a frog booped me up today
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>>172735921
I'm just too insecure, I can admit that.
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>>172736104
luck
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>literally 0 good streamers ever in EU morning/midday
fucking dead game
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>Genji/Tracer/Winston/Zarya
>Literally no damage
>Team blaming the healers while we're being spawnkilled by the enemy team

Fuck me, GM players are even more shit at this game than low-elo players
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>>172735947
Something is off
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>>172736351
Valkia is normally streaming from 11 to 2 UK time on Fri/Sat but not today.
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>>172736380
it's improved :^)
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>>172736380
yes my pants
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>>172736351
Bird just stopped streaming

>browsing random overwatch streamers
>girl gamur with a pink cross hair
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When Solider hunts you the whole round and you decide to return the favor next round
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>suddenly underperforming
>missing easy shots
>incredibly frustrated now

Is this tilt?
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>>172736502
>find one stream with gm in the title
>it's "road to gm" clickbait plat shitter
end me
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>>172736503
I can think of worse ways to die
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>Play Sombra on Numbani, have a great time, great communication and everything goes well
>Get flamed in the next match as soon as my team sees Sombras face in the hero select screen
Why are people such meta slaves?
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So how do you transition from a wrist aimer to an arm aimer? Do you just slowly lower your DPI and In-game sens. until it naturally happens?
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>>172736713
Idiots think the road to better ranks is following what some Master-ranked analyst said on YouTube and Reddit.
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>>172736503
gib sauce plx
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>>172736812
no you just take a magic pill and watch iddqd stream vods for 24 hours
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>>172736104
blizzard games are coin toss participation awards
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>>172736812
yup but at some point you just got to force yourself to move your entire arm. it takes like three games and you're used to it. I started with ludicrously high sens and now I'm at 750 DPI 6 sens which is pretty much 30 cm per 360°. that's low enough in my opinion.
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>>172736823
you mean
>a guy on reddit who has 10 games per season somehow placing in masters every time
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>>172736875
https://pharah-best-girl.tumblr.com/post/159069897185/counter-this
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>>172736812
why is this better
>>172736962
how do you even turn?
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>>172736994
have a random webm
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>tfw enjoyment of this game is tied directly to new content
>tfw they are slow as they can be with releases
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>>172737064
by moving my arm quickly. my mouse pad is like 40 cm wide so it's no big deal. pro players have even lower sens, at least if they play hitscan dps.
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>>172737141
Making a map takes like half a year but I so wish they would increase their team size to work on more maps in parallel
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>>172737064
Well for one it's better for your wrist healthwise, and it helps with tracking. I played a good scout and soldier in TF2, so I only ever used my wrist and hit flickshots but those skills don't carry over to Tracer for example. In the end, I just use a hybrid of wrist and arm: wrist for mid and far; arm for upclose.
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>>172737243
This, and they could also release previews of maps. But for some reason everything must be 100% ready and done before they release anything.
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>>172737243
If they could introduce a map builder system, a la Halo, this would all be resolved. And Custom browsers would actually be good for something.
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>>172737243
lol they already have your money they don't even need to keep you playing they just want more "holiday events" so they can $$ up limited time skins
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>goes afk for a minute because our off-heal switched to dps on attack
>"team of throwers"
>"this is my smurf account"
Why do these people even exist
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>>172737478
also
>get 3.2
>keep getting these 2.8 ex-diamond shitters all the way to 3080
What was the fucking point of climbing up 400 points then??
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>>172737478
>throwing when you're using a smurf account
Why even smurf when you just want to troll?
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Any Aussies/NZ wanna queue that aren't total garbage? I'm not very good coming in at 2298 playing lucio/ana mainly, but fuck me dead am i sick and tired of leavers and getting 4 gold medals fucking around as lucio.
I can play lucio, ana, pharrah and 76 but I prefer support.

CsM#1193
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>>172737724
Comp or QP?
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>>172737805
>>172737724
comp preferably, but I'll play QP if no one else wants to play comp
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Came back and already bored of this game
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>>172737841
If nobody wants to do comp with you I'd be game for some QP. Roommate's watching Netflix so my connection wouldn't be the best.
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>it's another episode of people not capable of handling the mexican cunt
>hacked hog spamming right click right out of cooldown
bitch I have a PhD in hog-dance
>hacked gengu thinking he could still 1on1 with LMB and jump;
hombre, I'm sitting on a hacked health pack, how stupid can you be
>hacked COD pro soldier thinking his accu can save him after being jumped
you have 120 hp, no healing station and helix, good luck outclicking me at short range compañero
>scared hacked COD pro soldier (2) thinking his sprint can save him after being jumped
I'm laughing at you in real life
>oblivious phara not realizing someone is shooting right under her ass
>tracer not switching off after seeing there is a sombra around
amateur hour
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>>172737318
I think they fear some backlash in case they reveal too much and some maps don't make the final cut
though I agree that once a map is approved and is entering the polishing phase they should release some teasers

>>172737391
They said they want to make that but it's not something that will come in the near future
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>>172738089
Where are Sombra's nails in that pic? The long ones she does hacking things with
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>>172736994
>widow x pharah femdom
my dick is silicon-carbide
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>boi let's have some quality comp time
>some cunt disconnects
>second game two cunts disconnect
>lose next game, but that was fair
>2 retarded sniper pickers in a row

Fuck it, I'm playing drunk today, at least that way i can have some fun.
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>>172738275
>they fear some backlash
That is probably true, at least to some extend. But still, I'd like to PLAY the rough maps even. I don't understand why they can't do that. Some teams/companies do. The new maps are missing (new) textures and everything is a placeholder, but it would still give new stuff to the game to try out.
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>diamond """smurf""
>gold last season
yeah
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>>172721608
>not even homo
Hi fujo
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>pick rein
>start typing in all chat
>start freaking out because its saying stupid shit like all his voice lines and putting everything in all caps
>find out its a joke from blizzard
>get reported during game for "spam"
>get temp muted

HOW DO I GET THIS REMOVED? THEY REPORTED ME FOR SPAM WHEN ALL I DID WAS TRY TO CONVINCE THEM I WASNT TYPING ANY OF IT AND THAT ITS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE.
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>>172737724
i think you need to stop blaming your teams. you aren't any better than them, if you were you would be able to climb
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>>172738538
Releasing the maps on PTR in a very rough state sounds like a pretty good idea desu. I should post this and the teasers idea on the forum

>>172738368
Oh yeah, I've got a ton of those
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>>172738787
Theres nothing I can do about leavers aside from play a fuckload of games to even it out, I already understand this 'I just started compsci so now I understand match making algorithms' rhetoric.


I'm just looking for people to play with.
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>>172738853
Just saying, these are the only decent SFM lewds I've seen
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>>172738787
>If you aren't able to carry then you can't win
And that is why I always instalock Reinhardt.
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can blizz just cut their losses and remove 2cp maps
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>>172737478
This is probably futile, but is anyone in EU diamond willing to group? Getting real tired of this shit
add serol#2358 if you are
mostly dps/tanks player
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>>172739205
2cp is great
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>>172737724
>>172739240
If only it were possible to form a Discord to play in that won't devolve into cancer.
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>>172738853
found arhoangels tumblr now. I'll need two hands for this.
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>>172739465
maybe teamspeak? I don't know anything about it but I heard of it before discord was a thing

then again I guess it's not really the platform's fault, but more of the players (read: agp trannies) fault

we could make a group in fucking, neopets for all I know and it'd still turn out into cancer
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>>172722038
>instalocking junkrat/torb/genji/hanzo
>doesnt say a fucking word whole game
>at defeat screen blames healers
>fucking ana/mercy 0 heal

sometimes i wish murder was legal
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Half my placement matches have been all wins.

I feel like it's going downhill now.

I will update you soon.

>>172722038
>telltale signs you're about to lose a match
When they don't wave hello back.
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>>172739465
>>172739575
anything like that will form it's own little communities or groups of friends, which, given the average 4chan user, will always turn to cancer sooner or later
what's the point anyway? just find ""friends"" in the thread and coordinate in-game instead
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Cheapest way to get a EU key?
Since I'm a grownup I don't play video games anymore so I don't want to spend 35-40€ on this to play 5 hours. And afaik Blizzard games never go on sales besides the worthless -25% during Christmas or whatever.
Should I just buy an account on ebay or something? I guess it's easy to get scammed though.
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>>172739719
>"grown
>can't afford a $40 game
>wants to buy stolen accounts
There are better forums for people like you.
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>>172722038
when someone knocks the ball off the table and you just look at him.
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Who wants to be my best man when I marry Pharah
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>>172739920
Angela that's illegal
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>>172739920
>marry Pharah
> implying I would ever divorce her in the first place
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>>172739920
Sorry friendo but i'm already with anon ;)
good luck in your soulmate search though ^.^
*jetpacks away*
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>>172720364
Generals merge with paladins when?
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>>172739719
>Since I'm a grownup I don't play video games anymore
well why not keep it that way then
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>>172739781
I'm planning for FIRE so every bit of money counts.
Just because I can afford it doesn't I mindlessly should, that's part of being an adult. Just like not throwing away several hours of your day on video games :o)
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>>172740085
I don't know what "FIRE" is, but if you don't have money for a game, don't buy it :)
begging for games on 4chan is not very adult-like, friendo :o)
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>>172740198
Financial independence and retiring early.
By the way I didn't beg, I asked for a deal I might not be aware of. If I can't find one I will indeed not buy OW, but thanks for the advice.
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i was thinking why this game feels so awful and exhausting to play and i realized it's because there is so much frantically turning around and looking above/below you which always feels awkward etc compared to most fps games
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>>172740036
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>>172740527
never noticed it desu
are you sure it's not your fov or monitor?
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>>172723491
This is an open discussion while reddit is seperated in small posts each by themselves

the fact is you need karma and shit to post and there is no discussion because of all the small threads
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>>172739719
G2A is the cheapest option though you don't save all that much so you might as well buy it from the Blizz store.

>I'm a grownup
>40 euros is a big enough investment to seek better prices elsewhere
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>tryharding in competitive
>playing flex picks
>constantly getting trolls
>cant even gain normal sr anymore
>lose streaks on top of lose streaks
>decide to stop trying and play hanzo like a piece of shit
>actually win without doing jack shit
im on 3 wins in a row right now
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>>172740637
>responding to a 6 hour old post with fake facts
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>>172740728
also fuck oasis its a shit map
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>>172740690
It's funny how he could've just asked like a normal person without talking about how he's a GROWN-UP ADULT MOM I'M 18 AND FIRE AF.
Probably would've gotten a response faster, too.
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>>172740438
>Financial independence and retiring early
i.e. you live off your parents as long as possible

Stop being a faggot, get a job, buy what you want.
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>>172740603
i play at max fov with a 16:9 monitor

like when i play CSGO 99% of firefights happen so that both me and my opponent are on same elevation level or the difference is so small i am only aiming at like 15 degree angle either upwards or downwards

in this game there's shit like a genji double jumping above you and a tracer blinking around you etc etc that forces you to constantly make really big mouse movements

i wish i could make the fov larger than what the current max is. i personally can't really play genji because i get so fucking disoriented during his ult and lose track of where the enemies are
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>>172740876
increase your sens if it's so uncomfortable
sit farther from a monitor so you don't get so disoriented
try decreasing your fov
you don't have a medical condition, right?
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>>172740603
Not him, but that's basically what playing tank without comms feels like.
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>>172740690
Yeah I guess. From the blizz store I could just get the regular OW right? Origins is just skins and irrelevant stuff?

>>172740873
Do you realize how stupid what you just typed is? How can you be financially independent if you live off your parents and how can you retire early if you never worked a day in your life? That's like the complete opposite of FIRE.
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>>172740828
I actually think Oasis is a fun map

I love nepal, but that one area with the pits is an ass to play especially when you don't cap the point first.
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>>172739620
>telltale signs of impending loss

>"at defeat screen"

what did he mean by this?
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>>172741092
>>172740438
>Financial independence and retiring early
>aka FIRE
>is a reddit thing
>never used anywhere else
how did i guess that huh
>>172741092
Do you know how to google you braindead fucking redditor
it's literally on blizzard store, in big, retard-friendly letters like they always do
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Is there ANY way to git gud with Widowmaker on competitive?
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>>172741092
You're financially independent because you have no income to spend. Your parents spend their money on you.

As for retiring, why work for a living just to retire after a long time if you can just never work and leech off your parents.

Face it, you're not independent in the slightest. The fact that you don't have at least $40 of disposable income means you don't make enough to support your lifestyle or you're a carelesd leech.
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>>172741353
>play widowmaker until you get better
woo
so hard
next up: "how to switch to lower senstivity" and "how to climb ranks"
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Are any of the characters actually playable compared to generic Quake marines??
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>>172740956
>try decreasing your fov
what that will just make the feel of being forced to tunnel vision worse

my sens is high enough that i can make those turns
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkPyj_0FCyI

this is the first time I chuckled at a video like this because of the random "Defeat"
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>>172741353
by picking ana and just fucking healing instead of stroking your massive ego and tiny cock to your "impressive" sniping skills.
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>>172741383
>waste your best years working and saving every penny of disposable income so you can retire 10 years earlier and beat your old shriveled dick all day
it's a reddit thing i guess
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It is baffling to me that this game allows people to pick characters they have 0 playtime with in competitive play

there should be a fucking lock on every character in comp unless you have at least 5 hours played in quickplay
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Post yours.
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List of things that ruin this game's competetive system:
>win/lose streaks
>smurfs
>reddit ""metas""
please expand
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>>172741595
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>>172741669
there is no meta right now
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>>172741669
only first memearrow is legitimate point
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>>172741595
No idea where to find this stat screen.
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>>172741785
>pick anything other than 2-2-2
>alt: pick hanzo, widow in lower ranks or torbjorn
>rest of the team completely freaks out and goes afk/feeding while drooling all over mic about how you're trolling them
yeah sure
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>>172741595
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>>172741669
Performance metrics.
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>>172741785
Doesn't stop redditors from trying to dictate your hero choices.
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>>172741921
>doesn't know what a meta is
fuck off or lurk more
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>>172741785
Except Lucio.
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what if holiday games are a guaranteed loss because people who only play on holidays are actually better and you fall down on skill curve
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>>172742031
Did you not notice the reddit and double quotation mark parts you autistic fucking faggot?
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Ze anime haz an tehlehpohrteur.
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>>172741291
Well both the FI and RE acronyms are commonly used and people have been doing that for generations before computer were even a thing, but yeah I do go to that subreddit once in a while. Haha, Busted! Who fucking cares? Grow up. Don't cut yourself from potentially valuable information sources just because the people there aren't edgy enough for you.

>>172741383
If your parents pay for everything you do you're financially dependent on them. If you need a job to afford the thing you want to do you're also financially dependent on that job. Financial independence is having enough money saved up or a sufficient stream of passive income to do whatever the fuck you want with the most precious thing you have in life: time.
Just in case, I have a job and my own place and 40€ of disposable income, so that you can stop projecting that fucking hard.

>>172741515
>waste your best years playing a video game that brings you nothing of value besides ephemeral instant gratification
it's a video game addicted manchild thing I guess
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I don't give a fuck about Roadhog, my least favorite heroes to play against are Hanzo, Pharah, and Widowmaker.
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Talon healer when?
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>>172742148
>starts with his autistic ramble
>calls others autistic
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>>172742196
Isn't being triggered by Roadhog just a meme?
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>>172742169
>Don't cut yourself from potentially valuable information sources just because the people there aren't edgy enough for you.
I'd suggest you stop going to circlejerk garbage yards where everyone gives each other shit advice and pretends they are happy with it
>being this condescending about playing videogames
The fuck do you do off work, browse reddit and watch youtube videos? Lmao. Why did you even come to /vg/ to argue for half a hour if you are such a cool dude?
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>>172742258
>can't read posts longer than 140 characters
>pretends he isn't autistic
you might just be dumb, though
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>>172742564
keep the autistic rage coming, kid
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>>172742668
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>>172734693
people add me all the time, but I always accept it then quit out of the game and delete them because I have hardcore social anxiety.
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I hit masters finally
but I don't even feel like playing anymore
whats wrong with me
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>>172743008
i think you should commit suicide instead
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>>172743008
Zarya
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What board should vg be merged with?
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>>172743008
golden z, but you have to use cybergoth skin forever.
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>>172743008
BLUE BOARD
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>>172743150
/u/
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>>172743150
/trash/
talk about games as well as degenaracy
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>>172742397
>hurr durr circlejerk hurr durr nu male betacuck SJW hurr durr
I don't give a fuck. I don't consider myself part of that community. You should seriously seek help if you think 4chan is a place where you belong though.
>The fuck do you do off work, browse reddit and watch youtube videos? Lmao.
Yeah because I really need financial independence to browse reddit and youtube 16 hours a day.
If you can't think of anything you would do with unlimited free time, then maybe it's seriously time you stop playing video games and find new hobbies.
>Why did you even come to /vg/ to argue for half a hour if you are such a cool dude?
Old habits die hard.
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>>172743150
/e/ so we become /veg/
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>>172741595
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>>172743008
>Massive swimsuit tans
>Wearing tiny bikinis
I don't get it
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>>172743278
It's funny how you keep putting words in my mouth while defending yourself on an anonymous imageboard. Shows how mature you are.
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>3v3 ends with me as roadhog vs Sombra or Tracer
>Draw
Almost guaranteed autistic whining from a dead widowmaker teammate saying I'm shit for not being able to kill the queens of keep away
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>>172743146
Done
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>>172743008
Zarya
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>>172743236
Also, fishing for replies.

Everyone just report him.
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>>172741595
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>>172743403
Pretty
Now win five games and buy another one
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>>172743349
Different swimsuits. Now, a really dedicated tanner would constantly change into slightly smaller swimsuits to make a gradient.
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Am I the only one who kinda hates Bastion?

I'm not talking specifically about enemy Bastions, they're always stupid easy to deal with or avoid, but

>Bastion is a boring character that's been done to death in so many cartoons (bweep bweep scary robot is actually nice).

>Mostly, it ironically encourages Bastion players to disregard teamplay. People play Bastion because they want easy kills, and since multi- kills get POTG, its players will feel like they're always MVP.
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>>172743657
Yeah I guess so.
Don't know why there were a big one first and a tinny one now.
I personally would have loved to see them in the larger ones.
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>>172743660
nah, anytime i see a friendly bastion i spray anti omnic shit next to them.
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>>172743368
What words did I put in your mouth?
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>>172743897
>hurr durr circlejerk hurr durr nu male betacuck SJW hurr durr
>You should seriously seek help if you think 4chan is a place where you belong though.
>you can't think of anything you would do with unlimited free time
do i need to scroll to higher posts you retard
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>>172743660
im not really sure anyone likes him for any reason other than him being unpopular
hes an ancient concept that really doesnt belong in the game as it is now
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>>172743660
>Mostly, it ironically encourages Bastion players to disregard teamplay
I'm not sure what "it" is, but I don't think there's anything about Bastion that inherently encourages them to disregard teamplay, especially after you get past gold or so. Decent Bastioning generally involves being very aware of the positions of your tanks and/or good awareness of where people's focus is in a teamfight so you can choose the right time to bounce out from behind a corner into sentry mode and tilt the fight. Lone Bastion is inevitably a dead Bastion, so I'd say he discourages solo play.
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>>172744135
>sit 20 meters beyond your reasonable spread range
>die to a flanker
>complain about reinhardt not pocketing you behind the point
literally every diamond bastion
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What generals would you merge?
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>>172744261
i'd merge /owg/ with /xivg/, /fnafg/ and /utg/ because it's all the same lvl of cancer
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>>172744227
Do you think players who do that would actually be good players if they played, say, 76?
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>>172741595
I don't even like Doritos all that much and Mtn Dew doesn't exist in my country.

>>172741913
It's in overbuff.
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i don't think i'm ever going to climb out of 3700 SR again there is something so retarded happening in 60% of matches that it compells me to throw
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>>172743986
>hurr durr circlejerk hurr durr nu male betacuck SJW hurr durr
That's what you wrote in substance. Why do you refuse to browse reddit because it's a circlejerk, and yet you seem fine with 4chan? Every culture is a circlejerk, and there's plenty of "board culture" on 4chan, hatred for reddit being part of it.
>You should seriously seek help if you think 4chan is a place where you belong though.
Notice the "if". If you think browsing reddit makes me a redditor, then it's again safe to assume you think browsing 4chan makes you a 4channer. If you're proud of that, seek help. Otherwise ignore that.
>you can't think of anything you would do with unlimited free time
You said that since I don't browse 4chan and play OW I must browse reddit and watch youtube. That indicates a very limited knowledge of hobbies away from a computer.
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>>172744756
>Why do you refuse to browse reddit
woo, you are doing it again
not going to read the rest to be honest
have fun being literally fire
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>>172744880
Here have a quote.
>I'd suggest you stop going to circlejerk garbage yards where everyone gives each other shit advice and pretends they are happy with it
In response to
>Don't cut yourself from potentially valuable information sources just because the people there aren't edgy enough for you.
In response to
>hurr durr reddit invented early retirement it also means it's shit [paraphrase]
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If I want to avoid playing as memes, which characters should I main?
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>>172745297
Zenyatta
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>>172745297
You can't.
Everyone is a meme.
Just stop playing.
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>Every 3v3 match has at least one Genji or widowmaker
Why, at least pick Hanzo and get a kill
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>>172745297
Tracer.
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>>172745297
hanzo
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>>172745384
I never started.
>>172745367
>>172745427
>>172745464
Liars.
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What is up with all the enemy GM/top 500 in QP getting pocket mercy? They dont even need to duo up with them.
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>"please pick dva for their bastion"
>tanks stay zarya and rein
>can't do anything
:thinking:
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One day I'm good at tracking and the next day I'm so off it's not even funny.

How do I get consistent?
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>>172746492
incessant practice
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>europoors waking up
>thread quality not going down
huh
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Shitters who complains about smurfing in qp should be hanged
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>>172746668
getting really tired of this "joke"
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Kek
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>tfw /pol/ didn't get merged with /vg/ today ;_;
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>>172746923
/pol/ is always here
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>>172746957
You're right anon, that does make me feel better

Hard counter to Junkrat and Roadhog when? Pic related
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>>172746901
That is partially correct though.

If the team only has one tank that isn't Reinhardt or no tanks at all, Lucio is objectively the best choice.
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Reminder that Enumbre can't climb in what is possibly the easiest meta to climb in to date.
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>>172747361
That SR decrease is obviously just time related decay due to not playing the game any more though.
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>>172747361
literally who
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>>172747729
Exactly.
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>>172723480
people who are never able to break out of plat, probably belongs there
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>Translocator
>Last 15 seconds
>4 seconds cooldown

This is so stupidly broken. Almost no one realizes it
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>>172723480
If you play with shitters you will be in a shitty rank.
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so whats the april fools meme?
is there one yet
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>>172748452
Yeah because like all heroes, broken abilities are irrelevant if the hero is still shit tier. It's why people who know what they're talking about demanded Ana not have her self heal nerfed. The most broken abilities in the world mean nothing if youre not alive to use them
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>>172748718
You mean specifically for /owg/? Or for the site as a whole? Because obviously the site has merged a load of boards, its a pretty spicy meme
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>>172748950
i was talking about overwatch
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>>172748759

Ana can keep her self-heal if her damage per shot is reduced to 20.
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>>172747603
what am i looking at? is there more of this?
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>>172747603
Lucio getting sexually bullied is hot af desu.
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Anything else appear for April Fools other than the Reinhardt macro?
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>>172749265
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>>172749530
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>>172748759
>It's why people who know what they're talking about demanded Ana not have her self heal nerfed.

Please justify why Ana gets the best healing in the game deliverable at infinite range, strong AoE burst healing deliverable at infinite range that also amplifies healing in an AoE, burst AoE damage deliverable at infinite range that disables all forms of healing on enemies including health packs, the ability to instantly kill any single target if your SR is above 3000, the ability to disable Zenyatta's ultimate with a normal ability that has low cooldown, and the ability to shut down 80% of important ultimates in the game, better damage than McCree at most ranges, and the fuckiest small hitbox in the game?
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Who is worst tank and why is it rienhardt?
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>>172749864

le ebin gramma meme
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>>172749974

>Reinhardt is the worst tank
>every map in the game has a conveniently Reinhardt-sized hole that only he can defend or push against

What did you mean by this?
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>>172749282
Didn't that nerf go live with Orisa?
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>>172750186

No.
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I'm diamond 4 star level 99 season high 3335, curent 3100, I go on 10 game losing streaks in ranked and qp frequently. Took me 5 hours today to win one QP game

AMA
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>>172742149
>enemy has a shitty Torb that knows how to retreat but can't get his turret up before Junkrat destroys it
>every 10 seconds it's nothing but "ENEMY TURRET JUST BLEW UP HAHAHAHAHA"
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>>172750429
why the fuck do you think anyone cares about you, you literal nobody?
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>>172750141
Not that guy, but you're completely right. Although I wish he wasn't so cheesy with his seemingly 10000 vertical and horizontal range ult with no startup, and his retarded move swing/range when chasing a squishy. I've been speedboosted Lucio and have died to Reins just holding left click. I mean Jesus Christ you cannot run from the damn guy.
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>>172750429
>AMA
Which one of the heroes do you fantasize about the most during your masturbations sessions?
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>>172750337
Weird, well it will probably go live with the Lucio changes, I don't see any reason why they wouldn't.
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>>172750141
I think Rein needs a nerf. Like a slow when he swings the hammer. I don't understand how he can chase supports on foot being that big
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>>172750626
Widowmaker obv
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>>172749864
>strong AoE burst healing deliverable at infinite range
Except it has an arc, therefore a limited range, on to of being easily obstructed.
>the ability to instantly kill any single target if your SR is above 3000
This is objectively a lie. If youre 3000 SR, so is your enemy, any full health DPS should be able to 1v1 an Ana even if she lands her sleep dart.
She's simpley too weak to kill anyone in a 1v1. Even Tracer the lowest health hero in the game now takes 2 shots and a melee/grenade to kill. Good luck managing that if she's got her blinks and recall.
>the ability to disable Zenyatta's ultimate with a normal ability that has low cooldown, and the ability to shut down 80% of important ultimates in the game
You could say exactly the same thing about defence matrix or reflect.
>better damage than McCree at most ranges
Except McCree is able to get headshots and almost double his damage while Ana cannot.

Stop being a whiny cry baby and exaggerating all the time. Youre either a really bad DPS or a very salty Mercy main.
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>>172750649
If Rein needs a nerf, it should be his ult.
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>>172750912
this, even if it's just an increased charge cost, right now it defines too many engagements.
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>PTR Lunar Crisis (Alpha) now playable
u wot
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>>172751023
ults define every engagement
the only way to change that is by lowering ult yield, it has nothing to do with rein
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>>172751023
His ult is broken. You can be stunned even if you are above a car or the bus in nunbani. I constantly use it to stun a hovering Pharah too.
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>>172751116
Happy April Fools, compulsive liar anon.
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>>172738345
They retract, they're not really solid - it's a nice touch
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>>172751305
>His ult is broken. You can be stunned even if you are above a car or the bus in nunbani. I constantly use it to stun a hovering Pharah too.
Good God, anyone with a brain knows how Rein's ult works. It isnt just a cone on the floor that stuns anyone stood on it, its a wave of shots fired upwards from within the cone meaning even if you're in the air you may be stunned. That isnt broken, it's just you not understanding the mechanics
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when does the quake beta go live?

im done with overshit
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Just placed (EU) at 2400 .Anyone around want to duo competitive? Play Zarya/Pharah and S76.
Jny#21725
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>>172751425
the blame more falls on blizzard for that, the visualization is godawful on both ends, it doesnt match up with the hitboxes in the slightest
i imagine they wanted something more significant and realized how visually disruptive huge rectangular chunks of earth flying up from the ground would be and phoned in the current one in a few hours then just left it cause "it aint broke" even though it very much is
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>>172751425
>anyone with a brain knows how Rein's ult works
And what I described? I know how it works, I just said it's broken. Reading comprehension isn't your strong point.
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>>172751828
>I know how it works, I just said it's broken
Shall we look at what you actually said?

>You can be stunned even if you are above a car or the bus in nunbani. I constantly use it to stun a hovering Pharah too.
What's broken there if you know how it works? If stuns on more ground levels than just the level the hammer hits. You can be on an upper floor and the cone may still reach you, so being on a bus or car in Numbani it would also stun you. And a hovering Pharah too, as you dont have to be touching the ground to be stunned.
So tell me, how do your 2 examples line up with your idea of it being "broken" unless you fundamentally misunderstood what happens during the ult?
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>climb to diamond from silver
>see this

How far do I have to climb to avoid these wacky shenanigans
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Say "OP" one more time...
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>>172752143
You'll get this at every rank.
It just starts happening less.
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>>172750859
>This is objectively a lie. If youre 3000 SR, so is your enemy, any full health DPS should be able to 1v1 an Ana even if she lands her sleep dart.
After you land the sleep dart your reinhardt charges the slept target you god damn imbecile. Or your genji follows up with a 3-2-1 countdown grenade-shoot-shuriken-melee-dash combo. There is infinite ways to kill a slept target instantly and they all happen consistently at diamond.
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It seems these days I only lose because i have troll pickers on my team and win because troll pickers on the other team. Actual legit game with no retards is a rarity and happens like in 2 out of 10 games.
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>>172751425
The cracked-earth effect it produces SHOULD BE 1-TO-FUCKING-1 with the actual Cone of Effect.

I get pissed every time I get stunned by Earthshatter and I see that the actual graphic for it stopped 1-2 meters in front of me. It's not fucking hard to make it accurate.
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>>172749757
>Pharah x Lucio
I could get behind that. And for once Ana might too.
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McCree needs a rework.

Why doesn't Blizzard do the i-frames on roll meme? It's a good meme.
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>>172752648
He's a favorite in tournaments as is, you'll just have to work with what you've got.
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>>172752173
Why would a Zen player complain about Roadhog? Hook 2.1 was a straight nerf in the Zen - Hog as we already had no chance of surviving after being hooked.
We are not like these Genji players who have 15 ways of not being killed but still whine on reddit and blibli forums.
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>>172752261
>the ability to instantly kill any single target if your SR is above 3000
Thats what you actually said.
>After you land the sleep dart your reinhardt charges the slept target you god damn imbecile.
And this is what youre saying now
So what you meant to say was the ability to set up an instakill. You know. Relying on high DPS of her team mates to kill a target.
And for some reason you dont think McCree's flashbang, Sombra's hack, or Mei's freeze are a problem. What about knocking people off the map like Pharah, Orisa and Lucio can do. Is that too strong too? I dunno man, instakilling any hero in the game just using an ability on a short cool down sure seems unfair to me. Maybe you should go complain about it on Reddit.
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why dont the crosshairs touch in the middle? why the square gap???? this shit annoys the fuck out of me. i want my crosshairs to be connected entirely with no gap at all. i really think this little change would help me alot.
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>>172752895
Because as you draw your bow the gap closes to show you how hard your arrow will hit. Same as the little circle that appears with his default reticle.
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>>172752991
im not even talking about hanzo, sorry the pic is misleading. im talking all heroes. i want my crosshair to look like the one on the left of the photo on all heroes at all times, you know...just like every other game ever
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>>172752727
Is he really? Why is he picked over soldier?
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>>172753175
Koreans are funny like that.
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>>172723420
please go back and never return
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>>172753175
S76 has 176 DPS and spread.
McCree has 140 DPS without spread.
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>>172745384
this
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>>172753398
Also stun for cancelling enemy Ults.
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>>172753175
because he two shots 2/3 of the cast which turns into a one-shot with nano
and because koreans didnt go full retard during tank meta and collectively forget how to play him
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how do you guys enjoy this solo, no game has made me rage more than this


no community has been full of quitters or endless moaning people
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>>172720364
Reminder that she wasn't invited to the fancy dress photoshoot due to her awful haircut.
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>>172753945
>that Tracer pose angle
She knew, didn't she? Did it on purpose.
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>6-15-years-old players (absolute trash at the game, will blame you for absolutely everything and will literally cry in the microphone over losing a game.)
Genji, McCree, Soldier:76, Hanzo, Widowmaker, Roadhog, Zarya, Ana, Zenyatta

>16-19-year-old players (try to convince themselves that they are good at the game but in reality are painfully mediocre and flame a lot.)
Pharah, D.Va, Reinhardt, Winston, Lucio, Mercy, Symmetra

>20-25-year-old players (highest peak of vidya skill and super chill dudes and gals)
Reaper, Sombra, Tracer, Bastion, Junkrat, Mei, Torbjörn, Orisa
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>>172721484

Give Way for dat ass
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>>172753945
Sombra just doesn't do fancy.
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>didn't ever notice genji's room on the one nepal map
>very sparsely decorated, spartan
>picture of him and hanzo in younger days in it
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>>172755043
If you go there as him he'll comment on it
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>>172721608
Why?
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>>172753089
When the gun spread happens the gap increases. I think it's the only crosshair to do that so I use it on soldier
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>>172755163
>Not 999g of Sodium
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>>172755163
I prefer the lesbian version of this image
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Post best Couple~!

April Fools we all know its reaper76
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>>172747603
Sauce?
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>>172735401
wat the fuk is that gif
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>>172756663
April fools yourself, Hanzo x McCree is the actual only best and canon ship
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>Playing my placement games
>The enemy Reaper literally just waltzes up to the capture point on Nepal, presses Q and gets a 1v5 quintuple kill
Seriously, how the fuck are you supposed to play against this shit?
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>>172756663
madamada is best ship every day of the year
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>>172757346
jajajajaja
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>>172757398
interesting that youd go on the internet just to lie
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>>172757606
so pure so perfect
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Orisa's head hitbox is way too fucking big, Roadhog can one shot her with his M2 for fucks sake, doesn't even need the initial hook damage.

Like any weapon with spread might as well not have it versus her, there's no way for any bullet to not go right into her skull

I don't see how you could play her in comp without instantly being melted
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>>172756971
https://twitter.com/chamchal1004/status/848104253109534720
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>>172735145
>muh millenial boogeyman
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Post cute Roadhog and or Junkrat images, preferably not shipping.
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>>172757805
t. millenial
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>>172757930
How's Bronze?
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>>172757930
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>>172757930
Tea time!
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>>172758028
I don't know, I haven't finished my placements yet.
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Why is Pharahs damage so goddamn weak? What justification is there for her rockets barely doing more damage than a Soldier even when you're getting direct hits at max firing rate?
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>autist genji screaming in chat WE NEED A SOLDIER while enemy pharah daterapes us
>they sure as shit won't switch though
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>>172758259
AOE
One of the most mobile characters in the game
Bait
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>>172757930
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>>172758259
Pharah is fine.
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>>172758367
This. Every time I find myself screaming 'Damnit someone drop that #($%$ X', X is playing Pharah.
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>>172757930
Junkrat needs someone to hug him and love him and pick all the insects out of his hair.
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>>172757398
>>172757437
>>172757606

refer to >>172721978
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>>172721541
Learn to lead your projectile, torb basically a slightly slower mccree with his normal attack
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>>172741595
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>>172758630
Refer to all its replies
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>>172758879
Then refer to all the replies to those replies.
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>>172758630
what about it?
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>>172722038
>standard 222 picks with healer slot remaining
>last teammate picks bastion
>Bastion: 'guys someone needs to go second healer'
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>>172758630
yeah true
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>>172758939
Refer to the replies to those replies to R76 is a shit ship
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>>172758981
I too love the smell of a latino man in the morning
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just wait for canon confirmation
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>>172759012
refer to the replies to the replies of the replies explaining that you're wrong. You're just one of the edgy kids who can't handle it.
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>>172759162
It's already confirmed you Ana76 falseflagger cuck
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Who's this cute boy?
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>>172759259
>randomly shit posting with Ana76
Come on now anon. Now you're just being a fuck.
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>>172759259
not everything is a falseflag friend
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>>172759234
Reaper x McCree is the obvious canon you assfiller.
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>enemy team has a sombra on route 66 attack
>pfft, 5v6 ez
>they're actually good
>feels like I never actually have abilities up
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>>172758663
>Learn to lead your projectile, torb basically a slightly slower mccree with his normal attack
Easier said than done.
Torbjörn's rivet gun is the most gimmicky gun in the entire game.

While I'll agree that his M2 is very good at close ranges, His M1 is almost completely useless other than spamming at chokepoints and hoping for the best.

There is just no fucking way you can use it to hit strafing enemies reliably.
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>>172759298
it's probably supposed to be tracer isn't it
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>>172759298
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>>172759430
I see right through your ruse cuck
Give it up already, Ana and 76 will never be canon, Chu confirmed it
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>>172759489
This.

I mean if you can reliably hit a small target moving in 3 dimensions with a non-hitscan weapon good for you, but that shit is difficult.
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>>172759445
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>>172759445
>jail bait
Nothing but a sexual fantasy man.
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>>172759259
>being so insecure about hot brown waifus, that you start seeing them everywhere

pretty pathetic, senpai
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>>172759614
why is young mccree so cute
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>>172759638
Kill yourself shitposter
Embrace the pure beauty that is Gabe n Jack
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>>172759498
Supposed? Tracer is a cute boy!
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>>172759571
ill just have to prove my loyalty then
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>shipposting hour

Worst hour desu
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>>172759802
keep your boy (female) away from me
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>>172759825
You can start by posting good art and not this Tumblr shit
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>>172759445
finally someone's making sense
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>>172759802
>>172759298
>Boy (female)
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>>172759903
Your standards are way too fucking high my man. Chill out.
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>>172759790
I have. At the same time I don't get triggered by beautiful women and can enjoy both. Seeing you froth at the mouth is better then either though
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Fucking homos get of my videogames.

>>>/lgbt/ is your place

The only acceptable gays in games are traps and cute bishie guys.
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>>172759991
I dont see you posting anything good
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>>172760156
Women are disgusting
Kill yourself cuck
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>>172760180
no

t. torb playing tranny
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>>172760180
>fucking homos
>the only acceptable gays

I stopped reading there. Anon, you are what you hate.
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>>172759878
But why? What's wrong, anon?
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>>172759802
>>172759298
>>172760324
Who is this artist?
>>
Admit it, whatever relationship turns out to be true between the big 3, it will send this general into critical shit posting levels that shouldn't even be possible.
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>tfw will never escape low plat meme prison
>60 hours in comp this season 2650 season high

What's even point of playing anymore
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>>172760180
You belong in >>>/v/
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>>172760480
>get plat
>"alright time for diamond"
>get tanked down hard
maybe some other day
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>>172760475
>unironically caring about overwatch's "lore" or story
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>>172760450
https://twitter.com/HN_owo1

Their Tracers are the cutest.
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>>172760475
Kill yourself cuck, Reaper76 is already confirmed by Chu himself
>Ana
>Part of anything
She's a meaningless character tacked on because Pharah had nothing at all, she will be written out of the story now so we can focus on the men and their relationship
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>>172760475
I'm eagerly awaiting that moment. Gonna be glorious
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>>172757801
I'm too dumb for this. Is there more or is that image all there is to it? The privatter thing redirected me to some random other image.
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>>172749757
but pharah has no arms or legs
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>>172760475
It's already started >>172760737
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>>172761015
Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a while.
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>>172761018
The truth is not shitposting Anacuck
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>throw armor packs at tracer
>she dodges them then gets splatted by a jankrat bomb
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Sombra x Symmetra is the otp.
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>>172761414
she would have wasted it getting hooked anyway
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>>172760671
Cheers lad
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>>172761615
Women are disgusting
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Why is Junkrat so popular in low ranks?

Literally every game has one.
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>>172761731
he's "f u n"
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>>172761154
Why faggots get triggered so easy
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>>172761707
ur disgusting
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>>172761909
Bicucks are worse
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>>172762021
got eem.
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>>172761731
low skill floor
area denial
fujos
kamikaze bombs to boost k/d
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>>172761615
the only ones who i can see sombra with are mcmeme and reaper, and reaper only does it because she threatens to leak his gay porn collection featuring you know who
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>>172762248
>no sombra tracer hate sex
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>>172762248
i cant see reaper with anyone desu.

incel edgelord af.

I love some mcmeme tho, hate that i suck at playing him
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>>172761615
I want that Symmetra skin.
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>>172762248
Sombra x Zarya - united against omnic threats
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>>172762605
Sombra doesn't hate robots though, in fact she's like 70% one.
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>>172761731
High effectiveness to skill ratio in lower levels before people can effectively counter him
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>>172762770
los muertos is anti omnic, disregard the one uncle tombot in the group
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>All the female heroes are weak and useless
>All the male heroes are strong and meta
Blizzard knows what's up
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>>172763250
April fools!!
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>>172763250

An arab grandmother is the strongest hero in the game.
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>>172763250
i thought zarya and ana were in the meta right now
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>>172763250

Pharmercy
>>
junkrat, roadhog, zarya, and torb's omnic slaughter gamemode when?
>>
Arcade match making is wonky as shit.

>Teamed with 2 top 500s with me unranked diamond s3, against a low silver, a low plat and a single top 500.
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>>172763250
Nice joke
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>>172763536
Pic unrelated
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>>172763250
is this some ebin april fools prank
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>>172763745
>le tracer is shit meme
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is blizzard offline?
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>>172763894
Tracer is easily the worst hero in the game
I hope she dies of aids
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>>172763749
>Sombra damage buffed by 15%

There's your gag
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>>172764146
Looks like someone got stuck one too many times.
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>>172764432
Still useless
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which male heroes are 100% hetero?
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>sombra's smg now heals friendlies

is ana dead yet?
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>another round against 4 gm players with the autist tank and plat healer
Like fucking pottery
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>>172764781
None of them
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>>172764781
lucio, doomfist.
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>>172764781
McCree and only McCree
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>>172764781
Zarya
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>>172764930
>lucio
literally has a bi flag skin
>doomfist
no one who like fisting that much is fully straight
>>
>>172764995
mc meme has slept with ever member of overwatch. twice.
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>>172764781
Torb
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>>172765073
there is a flag for being bi?

why is this a fucking thing?

>>172765243
too daddy, impossible
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>>172764781
Genji
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>>172765171
Lewd!
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>>172765335
Genji fucks his brother daily
>>172765351
more
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>>172764781
the one who has bazillion kids with his wife, you mong
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>>172765335
genji isnt male anymore.

robocunt.
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>>172765541
because having kids makes you 100% hetero :^)
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Anyone else miss that time during the launch week when noone actually knew how to play optimally and so everyone would just bank their ults for two minutes in the game and then one faggot would use his ult and then all eleven other players ult at the same time for some fucking reason?

I loved those moments.
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>>172765562
This.
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>>172765854
The first month was probably my favorite time, even when you saw a FtH card every game because of McM2
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>>172766013
>all of your friends think your a mccree god because all you did during that time was e+m2
then he got nerfed and I started to actually try and aim
>>
>>172757389
Shoot at him
>>
>>172766013
I just can't understand how the game is still fun?
I mean, I've taken some breaks but it's still cocaine to me just like day 1.
>>
>>172764781
Only Zenyatta
>>
>>172727745
are you retarded or have you not read the comics??
>>
>>172766260
I dont even play the game to have fun anymore
hell I dont even know why i'm still playing this game anymore when i could be playing other games on my backlog
>>
>>172766337
Wrong, he's asexual as he must not have impure thoughts
>>
Any tips for solo queueing?
>>
>>172765562
So he is a lesbean
>>
>>172766549
expect to get flamed by people in groups
use your mic
don't get overly tilted
>>
>>172766591
bi for hanzo and mercy
>>
>>172728172
tell them that your team doesnt need [insert hero] and theyll most likely switch
works most of the time, especially if its someone whos rarely picked like winston or genji
>>
Is ~2000 Sr a good ranking considering I don't play to often?
>>
NERF THIS!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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how do I enjoy barrierwatch again?
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>>172766591
yes he is because he only as his eye for oneesama
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>>172766549
Pray
>>
>>172766669
>that time I got bullied by two guys and a girl in a group
Bad feel.
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>>172765917
Angela did fantastic work on that body
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>>172765428
More what?
>>
>>172766885
Hanzo'd be so much better if he were a girl, not even kidding.
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Daily reminder
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is there some sort of rein-themed spambot going around or what

there's multiple different people doing some GERMAN ENGINEERING! GLORY! type shit.
>>
does mercy's damage boost work on hanzo's, mei's and zarya's ults?
>>
>>172767362
It's all they could come up with for today.
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Literally FUCK people that "MAIN" characters, refuse to switch off of them, and are complete SHIT at them. Especially when the team comp doesn't call for it.

DOUBLY ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S A FUCKING 2+ STACK AND NEITHER OF THEIR CHARACTERS COMP TOGETHER WELL.
FUCKING HELL
>>
did they nerf reins ult speed? feels extra slow to go out
>>
Sombra is really underrated, tons of unique utility. Also I'm surprised blizzard made the stealth hero work so well
>>
>>172766549
Stop caring about sr
>>
>>172767293
>Dorado
>Anything but cancer incarnate
No thanks.
>>
>>172767451
Works with Hanzo's I doubt it'd work with Mei's.
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>>172766549
the later at night you play on pacific time the more korean it gets
>>
>>172767293
swap volskaya with hollywood
>>
>>172761615
symmetra is too autistic to be paired with anyone
eternal isolation is the best option for her in the long run
>>
Where to find quality Overwatch porn comics? I'm talking 5+ pages, some semblance of a story or setting, preferably colored. I've only found like 3
>>
Reminder.
>>
>>172767972
But doesn't that technically mean that Tracer is in a heterosexual relationship?
>>
>>172767972
i would not complain if everyone had a penis sure
>>
>>172767972
Thats fine, I only care about the men
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>>172767064
>>
>>172767972
>>172767972
I would literally be happier if they all had penises.
>>
>>172768168
I'm gonna have to politely ask you to stop
>>
>>172768025
transwomen are women, fucko.
>>
>>172764781
Torbjörn, he has like 20 kids with his blonde Swedish supermodel wife
>>
>>172767293
>Hollywood and eichenwalde suicide tier
no
>>
>>172768168
i agree, what doesn't kill you generally produces an exceptional amount of experience points.
>>
Why do you fags hate based hanamura again?

it has a good mix of everything and a nice aesthetic.
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>americans waking up
>thread quality going to shit
>>
>>172768208
I will post it in every thread.
>>
>>172768213
But if she has a dick, then that means Emily likes dick, so she's not a lesbian.
>>
New bread where?
>>
>>172768361
>waking up at 3 pm
>>
I like how every hero becomes more viable once you hit mid masters because teammates will actually cover the weaknesses of each other.

Not widow though. She's straight up broken.
>>
>>172768417
see
>>172768213
>>
>>172768353
Second point is hard to take?
I get lost in the closed spaces
>>
>>172768353
Nice aesthetic but 2CP maps generally are hell to play for the attackers.
>>
New

>>172768842

>>172768842

>>172768842
>>
>>172759489
>>172759572
t. Pussies that can't take a chance on a sketchy shot
>>
>>172768168
>"Feminism never dies! - for a price..."
>>
>>172724189

Where are his books? Does he just drop them when he is done and another one appears?
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