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It's killing time Edition

MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:

http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

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Previous Thread: >>172666079
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>Vetra will never made you chicken tendies
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The human doctor who looks after your sibling in the cryo bay has the best voice actor in the game.
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Ah yes "gay romances", we have dismissed those claims.
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would you?
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Cora is cute and deserves your cock
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Cora a cute So is Drack
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Does anyone have the full list of Angara you can recruit to the resistance? I got the smuggler with the star map on Voeld and the Angara trap maker living in the Kadara Badlands.
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TURIAN WAIFU IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST WAIFU.
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>>172701175
>Vetra IS chicken tendies
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>>172701289
why bother when she has the bigger one anyway?
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>>172701228
Without a second thought. As Scott.
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>>172701206
Carlyle?
His delivery is fucking terrible at the start of the game and sounds so wooden, but he gets better.

>>172701289
Did her manuals tell her this?
I like her but on a subsequent playthrough she's a terrible weablu.
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>>172701346
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>>172701228
Y-Yes!
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Vetra's scuffed up merc armor paired with the scarf is so fucking cute I can't stand it.
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Post hand holding
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>>172701220
Then what do you call this!!??

I'm actually surprised they made gay Turians desu
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Reminder than Vetra has a cute butt.

Also props to OP for not being a faggot.
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>>172701479
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Kandros romance when?
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>>172701479
WARNING.
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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE ALWAYS BEST WAIFUS
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>>172701623
Kandros is for SID
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>playing Engineer style on Hardcore
>getting murdered
Wow, this is fucking suffering so far. I was spoiled by Vanguard.
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>>172701479
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>>172701623
>"Feel free to talk to me any time you like, even if it's just to vent."

Why is he so friendly?
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>>172701623
I want that blue tongue around my dick and my cum on his plates
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>>172701289
cute butt
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>>172701450
Tali go home, you're not even the right race.
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>>172701772
>first Pathfinder to show up, get shit done
>he's been dealing with Nexus bullshit for over a year
>he knows you're going to suffer it too
>wants to help you succeed

Kandros is a nice boy.
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>>172701772
>Kandros taking Sara out for drinks.
>Takes her back to his apartment to "vent" afterwards.
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>>172701289
I like that she tries to trade war stories with Drack.
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Is this a bug? I have interacted with all terminals before this, this is the door before PeePee was yelling something other side. I watched some stupid youtuber playthroughs and some guy didn't even interact with any terminals and he was able to open this door.

What is going on?
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How heavily have you had to carry a team?
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>>172701715
Never, anon. That's not fanservicey enough for BioWare.
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>>172701491
Those are clearly two geth with no discernable sex.
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>>172702007
yikes, not that badly

I think my worst was a 10,000 point gap between me and second place
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>>172701671
>ywn be accidentally hurt during sex by your 6'6 210 lbs plated raptor gf
>ywn hear her frantically apologizing
>ywn forgive her and reward her with more fucking and cuddling
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>>172702049
>>172701715
>running around on Havarl
>she starts shrieking in joy as she charges things and omniblades them to death
ENEMIES
WE
NEED
ENEMIES
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>>172701996
FORGOT IMAGE
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>>172702049
I hate the spaghetti romance, I want a femtur that knows what she is doing in bed
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>>172701941
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>>172701378
>Pat screaming about why they didn't send a probe
Lookin for things to get mad about.
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>>172702187
Yeah well Sid isn't an option, too bad.
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>>172702187
Vetra clearly does, she just doesn't know what she's doing in a genuine romantic relationship with a human.
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>>172701907
>>172701182

Sucks that Sid isn't old enough
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>>172702180
>Even Drack tells her she should probably calm down
What a missed opportunity. I guess Vetrafags got what they wanted, though.
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>>172702246
God, fuck recent Pat. He's been forgetting the 'loveable' and doubling down on the 'asshole'.
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>>172702340
>"Kid, I love ya, but...was your dad a Krogan?"
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>>172702007
>bronze
what the fuck
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>>172702418
>>172702340
>tfw Vetra would've been the Havoc if Drack had actually raised her
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>>172702186
YES IT WAS A BUG - RELOADING A LATEST AUTOSAVE FIXED THE DOOR.

FUCKING BIOWARE HONESTLY.

IF YOU GO DOWN THE SLOPE WHERE YOU SEE THE PYRAMIDS IN THE DISTANCE YOU CAN WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE END. IF YOU FALL YOU WILL FALL THROUGH MAP AND GAME BUGS OUT.

This game is more and more like Aliens: Colonial Marines.
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>>172702502
She still wouldn't look as cool.
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>>172701772
Probably the same reason Tann gives you the Tempest and tries his best to get on your good side.

They can sympathize with your position of being thrust into a job you weren't prepared for.

Which seems to be the theme of ME: Andromeda what with you, Tiran and Jarun and the other replacements for the original pathfinders.
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Am I missing something here?
Can't find the last 2 rocks for Hitting Rocks For Science.

Checked all planets.
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>>172702187
>>172702324
>When the Turian waifu spends hours and hours in researching how human courtship works
>Organizes a date that is all smooth sailing, even you are surprised by it
>She gets mad that you didn't put the same effort into looking into turian traditions
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>>172701750
>unprotected
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD
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>>172701395
>he doesn't compare cock sizes with his waifu
come on best kruat; what are you fucking gay?
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>>172702668
The reason why Tann gives you the tempest and tries to get on your good side is because he needs you to legitimize his leadership though. You can even point it out.
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>>172701750
>The size difference
>>172702198
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>>172702368
He has been getting insufferable in the podcast and dark souls lp as of late.

I don't like Smug Pat that much.

But still they do send Probes down to Habitat 7 don't they? And they don't get anything due to electrical interference.
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>>172701683
What level are you?
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>>172702886
no, but who could compare with Cora?
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>>172703039
14. On Voeld.
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>>172701289
She can carry mine and Vetra's surrogate child, if she wants. But only if I get to fuck it into her, none of this "Artificial Insemination" shit.
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>>172702007
Was that last guy afk the whole time?
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>>172703174
Will Kandros fuck a child into Vetra as well?
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>>172702903
Yeah I know but you can sympathize with him based on what I said earlier when Tiran and Kesh come in, saying they are colleagues.

I mean yeah you can pick the other option and say all their voices matter, but the Nexus wasn't set up to be a democracy.

>Tfw actually falling into the meme of "Tann did nothing wrong"
Uh-oh
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>>172701479
>>172701650
>>172701750
this is a blue board you sick fucks!
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>>172703215
he had like a super shit connection.
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>>172702950
If the long-range sensores are disturbed by the anomaly, any communication signal between a probe and the Hyperion is going to be disturbed by the anomaly too.
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>>172702725
Did you check H-whatever?
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>>172703267
>Vetra for Kandros
What about Liutenant Sajax
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>>172703135
Drack
why do you think they get along so well
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Is PeeBee's Remnant Scanner mission bugged out? I got the first bit of tech on Eos without an issue but now I'm on Havarl and shit's weird. I'm in the Vault where it's telling me to go but there's nothing here except a bunch of dead bodies, and my squad didn't comment on the dead bodies or anything.
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>>172703267
Vetra won't want a kid.
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>>172703390
how bout the helmet thing
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>>172703390
So he just got mad at what he thought wasn't happening. Sounds about right.
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>>172702950
Ever since the Switch debacle I'm unsure as to whether it's still an exaggerated act or he's just an actual piece of shit.

Woolie and desperate dreaming of the return of Liam are the only things keeping me going.

>>172703390
Yeah, pretty much this.

>>172703625
Fixing a crack is not the same as replacing the entire visor.
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>>172703562
Did you open the door across the flash-forged bridge?
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>>172703542
Oh, I see...
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>>172703625
The SAM implant has a Quantum Entanglement Communicator. That's not disturbed by the anomaly because the signal does not travel through space.
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>>172703786
why can't omni gel do that though, it does a lot more in me1
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>>172703625
>fixing some cracks with laser
>manifesting a fuckload of missing glass from thin air
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>>172703796
What?
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>>172703910
Because omni gel disappeared from existence circa 2184

Either that or an omni tool on carries so much materials.
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>>172703967
The omni-tool is supposed to be able to do that. That's actually what the omni-blade is.
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>>172704034
Isn't the Omni-blade just a hard-light holographic construct?
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>>172703814
I meant the reason why daddy ryder died, and how they showed that you can repair the helmet at the beginning of the level with an omni tool
>>172704014
>Because omni gel disappeared from existence circa 2184
ah ok, didn't know that.
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>>172703786
I just wish people called him on his shit more often. Paige and Plague can.

>Paige's Andromeda Stream
>She's embarrassed by how boring it is and does RE7 the next night
Yeah I know that would be a bust. She was going to stream it for those animation memes but she didn't realize it's mostly conversations she's not interested in and shootan which she sucks at.

It wasn't her thing and she said as much. Still like her.
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>That's actually what the omni-blade is.
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>can breed with Cora
>can breed with Peepoo
>CAN'T BREED WITH VETRA

RAPTORFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
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>>172703975
You're in the room where you fought the Destroyer the first time through there, right?
iirc once you go to Havarl you run into some mercs, kill them, open a door and the girl's like WE WERE PAID TO GET HERE BEFORE YOU BUT I AIN'T DYIN' FOR THIS SHIT
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>>172704089
Nope.

>The most common melee design is the "omni-blade," a disposable silicon-carbide weapon flash-forged by the tool's mini-fabricator. The transparent, nearly diamond-hard blade is created and suspended in a mass effect field safely away from the user's skin.

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-tools
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>>172703625
The helmet is poorly designed. Breather apparatus should have been discrete from glass portion. It's weird they wouldn't have had some sort of redundancy built in on the glass either.
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>>172704115
before it was a hairline crack, easily fixed my slightly melting the visor to seal the cracks.

the second time you literally had no visor and were already dying.
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>>172704143
HURIAN!!!
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>>172704142
That's not wrong, Mr. President. See >>172704184
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>>172703910
Did it ever fix broken visors before?

The biggest it can do is repair the mako.
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>>172703562
Same thing happened to me.

Do not progress too far, you went left in the ruins when you should have went right. You'll have to load a save to before you entered the vault, then go right, you'll have to fight a few remnant bots down there, then you get the item.
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>>172703562
>>172703796
>>172703975
>>172704175
Nvm. I figured it out. The bridge isn't there so I just had to jump across and stick the landing. When I opened the door it automatically turned me around and I couldn't hear the woman's dialog until her last few lines. I had to select both dialog option blind.
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>>172704143
SAM says different.
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>>172702007
Multiplayer would be interesting if the netcode for the game wasn't such shit.
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>>172704268
That's true. Made me think about how if omni gel could do that, shepard wouldn't have died in the beginning of two (from suffocation at least).
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>>172704115
It's just a joke about how it wasn't used as a game mechanic after ME1 friendo

>>172704135
That stream was such a bad idea. It was over an hour of character creator and over an hour of habitat seven with Pat constantly shit talking the game. At least they apologised at the end, I guess.

I would be super down for Plague being a semi regular, he can fill Liam's role of weird anime shit and being the real OG nigga of the group.
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>>172704345
>>172703562
>>172703796
>>172704280
And fuck me if the item collection didn't register to the goddamn quest.
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>>172704550
Yes because it's bugged. If you don't go down the right path (instead of the left) the quest won't register. If you reload a save to before you enter the ruins, and enter the right path, you should be fine.
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>>172704248
If someone ever makes a hybrid design that isn't fucking awful, maybe we'll talk.
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>>172704248
Hurlock
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>>172704675
Don't worry, all of this will be fixed in the GOTYAY edition released after all the DLC is out.
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>Rubber-Banding constantly in Matches
>Blue-Screened and have to restart the game
FINE Single player it is
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>>172704230
Why don't the helmets just make an emergency faceplate out of a mass effect barrier?
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>>172704412
I've played about ten matches and I'm already tired of the maps. That Kett base map comes up every 4 of 5 times for me.
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>All of the quests I have left are backtracking to places I don't have any other quests at

With all the travel animations, I don't think I can be fucked doing this shit. Even with speed hacks. We need to be able to just teleport from planet to planet.
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>>172704675
If you go down the left path it won't register**

I think the reason is they never intended you to go down the left path, even though you already clear these ruins 10 hours earlier in the game, so they only set up the triggers on the right path.
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>>172704248
>mfw I spent months reading a 3 million word fanfic that involved human-Turian hybrids as a plot point
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>>172701228
would you?
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Can someone explain to me how Elaaden is a desert?
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>>172704135
Woolie immediately calling Pat out about the Switches was fucking beautiful.
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>>172704889
Word.
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>>172705096
Jaal doesn't know better, all he has to go off is written history that inevitably highlights the best parts and cuts out the shit ones.
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>>172704135
>>172705114
>watching let's players
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>Playing Feros while traveling around Eos
>Markets/Presidium while walking around the Nexus
>Normandy while walking around the ship and talking to people
This is much much better, sometimes this game is way too quiet.
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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually ditaeon command. They're busy tending to what's left of their outpost. So you survived our fight on Kadara. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire outpost is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Ryder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -RV
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>>172704965
What the fuck is your life?
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>>172703814
>The SAM implant has a Quantum Entanglement Communicator.

So why did we lose contact with SAM on Habitat 7 when we crash landed and couldn't get him back until one of the QEC computers got fixed?
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>>172705272
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If this game were moddable, all the stupid game bugs would be fixed by now...
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>>172705220
Listen to the podcast mostly. Although I'll freely admit to watching anything with Woolie VS in the title.
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>>172705096
I literally bursted out laughing when I saw this option on Vetra's loyalty mission. I spend way too much time on 4chan.
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>>172705220
I just watch for entertainment really, good white noise for me to sleep through and the podcast is great for when I have to mow the lawn.

Just them though.
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>>172704965
was that the one with the "dextro water"
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>>172705334
Plot hole. That or you were not the Pathfinder at that time, only the Pathfinder has a private channel to SAM.
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Yeah, like how all those Bethesda games are bug free.
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>>172705312
Suffering, mostly.

Even more so when I was a weird ass highschooler.

>>172705584
No idea, it was years back. I think the name was Spirit of Redemption if that helps.
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Crack is out. Not an April prank
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>>172705675
listen here fucko
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>>172705586
I'm thinking either plothole, or you just need to be within a certain range of the QEC on the Tempest.
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Vetra's fringe is fake
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NEW TUCHANKA IS VERY BRIGHT
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>>172705740
The entire point of QEC is that range doesn't matter. It's two entangled particles that change quantum state in unison, instantaneously, regardless of distance. Quantum physics doesn't give a shit about space. Or time, for that matter.
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Alright so who are the most useful squadmates, given their severely reduced damage output?

Drakk seems to do decent damage and primes decently with his incendiary rounds. Peebee's virulence does decent damage and she has CC to boot. Is this the most effective combo?
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>>172706004
Drack and Vetra are the best meatshields and that's all that any of the companions are good for. Just bring who you like honestly.
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>>172706004
Vetra and Drack.

Liam's pretty good on very high levels.
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>>172706004
Drack pairs well with a vanguard and Jaal for me.
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>>172705272
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>>172705334
>>172705941
Different anon here. Since we don't really know how QEC works and they have bothered explaining much either we can make any number of hypotheses. Maybe the farther away the entangled particles are the more energy it takes to keep them in the entangled state, and whatever was supplying that energy burned out.
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>>172705896
>exit menu
>flashbang
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>>172706004
Drack and Peebee are easily the best combo.
Don't listen to the turian lovers.
Vetra just dies constantly.
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>>172706004
Drack/Vetra/Cora from what I've seen on Insanity.
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>>172706331
>Since we don't really know how QEC works and they have bothered explaining much either

What? Yes we do, and yes they have.
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So you can't equip your squadmates' helmets individually, you all have to wear helmets, or none at all?
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>>172706331
>>172705740
>>172705586
>>172705941
We know exactly why SAM was incommunicado. He tells you that when the Pathfinder are in combat his attention is fully diverted to you. Alec was beating the shit out of kett.
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>>172706004
Drack and Jaal were stealing kills from me constantly. At first Jaal's disappear and stab act got him killed but as he grew in levels he never went down.
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>>172706331
I wasn't clear.

Quantum Entanglement is real science, anon. There is no question about how it works. The game is very specific by the way, and accurate. ME2 that is, where it is introduced.
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>>172706469
its in the option menu. your choices are helmets all the time, no helmets in cut scenes, and no helmets at all
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>>172706469
Either:
>you and both squadmates wear helmets
>only both squadmates wear helmets
>only you wear a helmet
>nobody wears a helmet
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>>172706469
>>172706589
>>172706605
I don't have a helmets all the time option. They still take them off during conversation.
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I NEED MY C-SEC DETECTIVE SPINOFF, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Reminder that only the first two Mass Effect games are good. Three is rage inducing and Andromeda is painfully pathetic.


Also, let's all listen to the best end credits song ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcrDWAuyqtc [Embed]

Secondary reminder: Liara is the best girl in the franchise.
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>>172706773
It's called "As Equipped".
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>>172705272
oh no, not this time
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>>172703562
Reload your latest autosave. If that doesn't help load one which you did manually before entering. I'm getting paranoid when playing this game, it's a good idea to have a catalogue of different saves just in case. Good job, Bioware.
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>>172706878
Three is fine except for the last 15%
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>>172706901
shiet
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>>172706574
For the record, faster than light transfer of information through entanglement is known to be impossible, at least under the current understandings.
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>>172706878
>Two embeds
>Liara best girl
Absolute pleb detected.
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>>172705334
> when we crash landed and couldn't get him back until one of the QEC computers got fixed?
The fuck do you think QEC stands for?
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>>172706856
maybe tell tale games will be hired by EA to do it.

BEcause they are the meme option for story games.
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>>172706531
To make things a little better.

You don't get SAM back until you meet back up with Cora, who has an intact shuttle with an intact QEC device. Your shuttle's device was busted in the crash, in fact you see it when you first start to move around on the planet. I doubt the implants have QUC ability in them. ME2 talks about how expensive it is, is it able to be minaturized into an implant? Would the Initiative really pay for everyone's implants to get this shit?

I don't recall anything saying why SAM comes back, but it seems to me that the main point is getting to the shuttle and it's worked QEC.
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>>172703562
>Shrek is finally in a video game again

Thank you Bioware
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>>172706917
This. Anyone who says different is a tard
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>>172705668
I really don't want to read that trash, I just wanted to know.
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>>172707043
If the QEC was in the implant it wouldn't matter.
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>tfw doing the Kett exaltation facility and can't wait to blow it up this time around

Maybe the Moshae will be less of a cunt.
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Post rejections. I haven't seen them all.
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Do the passives of the Combat tree (combat fitness, combat tools, sniper rifles, etc.) apply, even when you don't have a combat-related profile or skills equipped?
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>>172707094
>>172706917
It is not. It has the stench of EA all over it.

I would go into further detail, but Im going to head to bed soon and dont want to be up till midnight arguing with anons. I'll do that on my day off.
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>>172707225
Passives apply all the time, regardless of profile or equipped skills.
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>>172707094
Yes but the problem was that final 15% was so ridiculously unsatisfying and lazy that it retroactively made you lose respect for the entire game and the writers. It was like someone worked you up to a good orgasm and right when you're about to blow shoved a knife up your pee hole.
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>>172706878
>ME2
>good

An even bigger pleb detector than [Embed].
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>>172706917
>>172707094
You two have shit taste. ME3 is retarded from the beginning.
>Shepard, we found a magic Reaper off-switch or something. Go get it.
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>>172707118
That's fair enough, I just thought you might have some frame of reference for wherever this dextro water thing is coming from
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>>172706905
That's the only time in the game so far that I've had to load a save, and the game has plenty of autosaves, so I'm not too worried about it
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>>172706878
Nostalgia. ME1 is a poorly-aged relic compared to Andromeda.

Also, ME2 was always fucking filler episode garbage.
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>>172707284
Good to know.
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>>172707225
Yeah, but anything that says things about "combat powers" only affects powers under the combat tree. So +15% damage to combat powers does NOT add anything to a biotic power, but something like increased weapon weight carrying, or health from combat passives will help regardless of profile or skills.
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>Grace Lito went back into Cryo
But she's been talking to me while I'm on Eos
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>>172707165
Does it matter? She's mad at first when you don't blow it up but she gets over it fast and likes you the rest of the game.

>>172707373
A lot of it is probably nostalgia but no Mass Effect game's main story made me feel quite the same way ME1's did.
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>>172706856
I just want to berate and abuse suitrats and make the turians mad for not being by-the-book
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>>172707082
leave her alone!
TUMMY KISSU
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>>172707440
That's fair to say. I probably played ME1 from start to finish at least ten times, while I think I played ME2 three times, and ME3 just once.
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>>172707373
Mass Effect 2 is literally the best game in the series.

I never understood /v/'s hate for it, other than they streamlined it, and made the combat actually fun instead of retarded.
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>172706878
>ME2 is good
>[Embed]
>Liara is the best girl


You think you can get (You)s with this trash, cunt?
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>>172707565
>and made the combat actually fun
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>>172707373
>>172707335
>>172707035
>>172706917
Enjoy the mediocre garbage that is Andromeda then, I guess.

Written by untalented hacks and programmed by idiots.

Good job! This is the future you chose!
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>>172707373
>Nostalgia. ME1 is a poorly-aged relic compared to Andromeda.
Bullshit. Aside from graphics all MEA has on ME1 is combat. ME1 combat is definitely clunky but ME1 is still a fantastic game. It has the best story, characters, villain, customization, aesthetics, ambiance, music and quests of the franchise.
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>>172707440
She still got pissy with me in several conversations, even the one at the end where I didn't pick her as the ambassador and picked Bradley instead.
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>>172707634
Yes, Mass Effect 1 feels like ass compared to Mass Effect 2's combat.
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>>172707652
And exploration.
In MEA you can actually find stuff and the planets are not just the same planet with ground in a different color and the exact same two story building in the middle of it.
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>>172707704
ME2 was a shitty corridor based cover shooter.

ME1 supported various combat playstyles.
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>>172707350
They could have used the Harbinger schematics they got in ME2 and knocked down each of the Reapers, but no.

Fuck all of them.

5 years and im stll mad
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>>172707137
One end is in the implant, the other is on the ship.
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>>172707440
ME1 and DAO were similar to me in that though the plots overall were relatively generic for both's respective genres, they felt like the most satisfying, thought out, and complete narratives of their series.
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Imagine if Mass Effect 1 had been the only game
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>>172707353
sorry man, thought it may have been in the archive because an anon posted that link once a few years ago, but fireden sucks and doesn't have it.
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>>172707796
With biotics and tech, and good dialogue, good cinematics, great characters, and an exciting story.

Sorry, I'd rather go on 12 loyalty missions than explore 12 copy pasted planets with the same 10 enemies saying the same 2 lines of dialogue in a shittier version of a corridor based cover shooter.
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>Dracks Loyalty Mission
Ok it's rivaling Liam's Mission just for Protective Grandpa Drack over Kesh's Boyfriend.
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>>172707020
>faster than light transfer of information

I'll say it again. The two particles change quantum state simultaneously. When you change one, the other changes. At the same time. As if the particle paradoxically exists in two spatial locations at the same time.

Nothing passes through space, at any speed. The change happens at the same time in two different locations.

That is what to particles being "entangled" means.
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>>172707652
>ME1 is still a fantastic game

You remember it being really good because you enjoyed it - so did I - but you cannot look at it objectively, comparing it to Andromeda, and actually say it's the better game. Don't be thick.
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>>172707889
One end is in Sam Node on the Hyperion. 3 hops makes no sense.
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>>172707954
>Drack complaining about Kids These Days
It's so overdone but so good.
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I couldn't stomach ME2 more than 30 minutes, I just got furious at the fact that Garrus went and became space-batman while I told him to fucking calmdown and understand there are rules for a reason.

From that point I knew, nothing I do matters, none of this matters, the developers don't fucking care. At least I got disgusted fast enough that I managed to get a refund.
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>>172707565
ME2 transformed ME into Gears of War with dialogues, like all ME games, your choices have pretty much no effect in the ending except whether you destroyed the collector base or not, and this story only changed about 10 points of war assets on ME3.
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>>172707941
That would've been nice.

It has an ending that makes me smile everytime.

The final battle through the citadel is literally one of THE greatest finales in a video game. Ever.
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>>172707941
No point. The game was clearly not set up to be a standalone.

>>172707954
The Krogan in this game were so endearing. Everyone goes on about the Turians but the Krogans kicked them in the dirt in terms of likeable and interesting characters, even random background NPCs.
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>>172707784
MEA has 6 planets and 3 of them are deserts. And it's not like exploration in MEA is actually interesting. It leads to fetch quests. The only time I felt a sense of wonder while exploring in MEA was when I came my first Architect on Voeld, just floating around off in the distance like a giant snake.
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>>172707020
It's totally possible from what we know of quantum physics.
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>>172708048
>boss fight is literally just that annoying, jumpy Geth that no one liked by with more health
Fuck no.
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>>172708034
It can be forgiven because the point was that everyone went kind of batshit when they thought Shepard was dead and gone.
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>>172708041
You're a fucking idiot if you think Mass Effect 1 isn't supposed to be Gears of War. The only difference between ME1's combat and ME2's combat is in ME1, you had more abilities which were all equally useless, and you could modify your weapons until you were completely overpowered.

Your choices in ME2 completely matter, every single person in your party can die if you fuck up, and you can even kill Shepard ending the story there. You are so fucking dense, go back to /v/. You've probably played ME1 once and somehow think it's the holy grail of games, when the only thing going for it is it launched the series and had a really good story.
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>>172707992
You're a retard. I've played ME1 a dozen times, and I played it again very recently. I don't have nostalgia goggles on, I just know what I like.
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>>172708208
>you had more abilities which were all equally useless

You are a retard.
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>>172708208
Well you obviously haven't played ME1, so why are you even arguing
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>>172708208
I can't get over ME2 for feeling so relatively pointless in the grand scheme of the game and for the retarded human reaper thing. It's also retroactively ruined when the Collector base and Legion's loyalty mission choice, the two hardest in the game, amounted to fuck all. They also fucked up and had way too big a cast with some characters as obvious afterthoughts.
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>>172707992
>but you cannot look at it objectively, comparing it to Andromeda, and actually say it's the better game


All the characters talk in fucking quips, nothing makes sense(Saboteurs in a colonization initiative that was purely volunteer? Sure, let's shoot ourselves in the foot!) and the animations and textures are meh to nasty.

>>172708163
Literally the only meh part of the ending. Im not talking about the boss fight, im talking about the last hour of the game. Talking with Virgil, Going through the Mass Relay with the Mako, scaling the Counsel Tower, Confronting Saren.

And then, as everyone thinks you're dead, the music swells, and Shepard stands bruised, but victorious. He smirks as he stumbles away, people congratulate him.

Literally hollywood ending, my niggah.
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>>172708163
Oh my god.

What is Cerberus caught wind of what was going on with the initiative and decide to tag along, but used geth/reaper derived AI nodes and implants ala Saren, and get corrupted? What if in the second game you'll have to fight anti-pathfinders?
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>>172708505
They've already said that Cerberus isn't a big presence in Andromeda. Why the fuck do people want Cerberus back so damn bad? How is there anyone alive that hasn't been soured on that from ME3's bullshit?
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>>172708325
I've played it more than you have, I'm sure.

>>172708324
Yes, when you can create a gun that has zero cooldown time and suit up your armor to the point where you take no damage, yeah, abilities are pretty pointless.

>Oh look, I can send this guy in the air, cool. Even on Insanity the game feels easy.
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>>172708192
Nah, the fucker doesn't even mention the fact I told him not to do this shit. Also, what is there to go batshit about? His revival, sure but with him being on the frontlines like that everyone should have had a plan B.

Fuck Bioware, Fuck EA. I wish the series died with ME1 every fucking day instead of watching it crumble and crumble each passing year.
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>>172708580
Isn't a big presence YET.
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>>172708595
>I've played it more than you have
And you're a retard.
Please go away and play angry birds or whatever.
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>>172708580
No one wants them back, but Mac Walters has his hands in the game so seeing Cerberus in it is a no-brainer.
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Why the fuck does it disable my ability to save randomly in this shitty game. I'm not even on a mission or anything.

What dipshit ok'd the retarded checkpoint system?

And why the fuck does this game keep giving me quests on Vould. Fuck this retarded planet.

Mass Effect game in name only. I hope to fuck they don't make a second one, or at least they put their A team on it.
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>>172708208
>every single person in your party can die if you fuck up
Those don't depend on choices, just if you cared enough to complete their loyalty missions.
And sadly, recruiting and loyalty missions are pretty much 80% of the game, so if you don't do them you are basically deciding to not play half the game.

>You've probably played ME1 once and somehow think it's the holy grail of games
No, not really, it was pretty mediocre.

I mean, it had a decent opening, as much as it drops AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS like 3 minutes into the game, but then a lot of dumb shit happens, mainly pacing issues

>HEY SHEPARD, WE DON'T TRUST THAT SAREN IS BAD, YOU'LL HAVE TO PROVE IT
>think proving it would be half the game
>do 10 minute fetch quest
>OH OKAY, HE'S GUILTY, LET US SUCK YOUR DICK, GO GET HIM
>by the time you leave the Citadel, about 2 hours into the game, you already have your entire squad aside from Liara, a squad that literally comes at you and 3 minutes after introducing themselves you are forced to accept them into your ship
>the meat of the game are four, completely linear missions
>then you go fight the final boss, which was mediocre as fuck
>ending is only affected by whether you saved the Destiny Ascension or not
>leveling up means ''1% more damage/defense'' style ''upgrades''
>about half the playtime you'll spend it swapping gear
>all planets are literally the same, with literally the same, copy pasted building somewhere in it
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>>172701206

His face when I lied to Scott was pretty funny
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>>172708641
They are all after Uncharted style linear games because that is what sells. It's easier to make a linear game and call it a day than a real, rpg which has complex world with lot of interaction. It's a shame but that's how game industry these days think. They do tests with focus groups and all this bullshit which end up in mediocrity but general public still gobbles up that shit. Look at all games what western publisher churn out, they are all mediocre at best. For example, Witcher 3, getting rave reviews but what is it - simple game at heart. Such a shame.

It's funny but Ultima VII is much more complex than any game released in last couple of years. Just an example.
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>>172708505
>dueling with evil pathfinder
>melee combat QTE segment like RE4's knife fight
>once defeated you can kill or spare and wipe the AI, which one you choose determines what data (abilities) you unlock
>four or five evil pathfinders and arks you have to find and take out while fixing planets they fucked with

I didn't know I wanted this.
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>>172709061
>a squad that literally comes at you and 3 minutes after introducing themselves you are forced to accept them into your ship
This really pissed me off about Drack and Peebee in ME:A, honestly. More so Drack than Peeboy at first, but Drack turns out to be an okay crew member at least.
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>>172709216
>that drop in quality from Ultima VII to Ultima VIII
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>>172709315
>Drack
>not GOAT
>>>/pol/
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>>172707637
>Enjoy the mediocre garbage that is Andromeda then

Thanks, I will!
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>>172708048
>The final battle through the citadel is literally one of THE greatest finales in a video game. Ever.

Calm down.
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>>172709216
Here's good reading:

https://casualaggro.wordpress.com/2014/03/03/ultima-vii-is-one-giant-reference-to-how-terrible-electronic-arts-is/
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>>172708354
>I don't like the Andromeda characters

And in ME1 the characters are fucking flat, barely ever interact with each other and stand in the exact same spot on the Normandy for their entire lives. They don't do anything, they just stand there ready to spout information on demand. Tali being "nothing more than a Quarian codex entry" gets repeated here for a reason. They're all extremely simple caricatures of common tropes with no depth to them whatsoever. The only time any of them exhibit any kind of complexity is when you're talking to Ash about her racist grandpa or whoever he was, and the paragraph you see after giving Wrex back his family armor, wherein he looks "thoughtful" or something (written, not actually shown). In fact, the only reason the ME1 story works at all is because it's a collection of functional, straightforward tropes borrowed from popular sci-fi that already work so well that they're impossible to screw up. Wrex is a generic tough guy badass. Garrus is the cool ex-cop. Liara is the intellectual waif.
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I love you guys
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Giant Bomb review is up.

>2 stars

Ouch.
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How many Vetrafags will jump ship if a qt Angara with DSL and a stuttering awkwardness born of a desire to be as nice as possible squads up next game? Say "Aye".

Aye
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>>172709345
>Ultima VII: The Black Gate was released in April of 1992 and is greatly considered the pinnacle of the Ultima series. At the time, Electronic Arts was a big competitor of Origin. At one point, the bigger EA took Origin to court, which ended in a costly out-of-court settlement for Origin. Origin believed the games they made were works of love, and saw EA as trying to get ahead any way they can. In September of 1992, though, Origin was acquired by Electronic Arts.

Okay, this is Mass Effect thread but this sheds bit light to the situation.
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>>172709523
angara are ugly shits
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>>172709484
>guys
I love you too anon
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>>172708354
>the animations and textures are meh to nasty

ME:A animations don't hold up to other major titles, but you are delusional if you actually think ME1's are better.

the armor design was also largely terrible. look how fucking goofy Shep is here.
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>>172709568
You'll dick grind rock raptors all night, but squishy squidcats is too far for you?
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>>172709253
>>four or five evil pathfinders and arks you have to find and take out while fixing planets they fucked with

Pls no. There are aspects of the game already too tedious.
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>>172709523
I'm jumping ship, If we are given ANY OTHER femtur romance, don't care if it's a fling.

>>172709560
I'm gonna play Gamebiz 3 and put EA out of business, hold on lads
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>>172709253
>anti-pathfinders
literally the clone fight in ME3: Citadel
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>>172709523

NAY
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>>172707637
It saved the Mass Effect Series for me.

Now I can enjoy 1 and 2 again along with this. Reaper Story ended with ME2's Ending.
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>>172709648
Too bad their shoulders are fucking weird and they have human noses for some reason, If they looked like knock twi'leks
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>>172709484
I love this squad
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>>172709815
Respect, bruddah.
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>"Wherever you go, take me with you."
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>>172709523
Absolutely not. My Ryder is faithful and in love with space raptor.
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>>172709560
the funny (sad) thing is, Origin was bleeding money left and right because their games got bigger and bigger and at the time, selling a game with 8-10 floppy discs was a fucking huge investment, which made providing it an expensive risk. According to Richard Garriott, if their next game didn't sell, Origin would have folded every time (it was that dire) so they had to make excellent games, but that's what they actually wanted anyway.
Now here came EA, offering to take over Origin and letting them have all of their control, but of course they didn't and everyone left.
The sad thing is, just a year later or so, CD-ROMs were established as a new, comparatively cheap standard for selling games, so if they had held out just a year or so more, Origin would easily have recovered.
you'll have to google around for that interview.
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>>172709835
I actually like what they did with the neck pieces not just being random hang ons like Twi'lek and connecting to their chest muscle. It's too bad the in game modelers completely fucked up the concept art.

Also if female Angara had just been a more feminine version of the males instead of having the human noses and bug eyes, they'd be much better.
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>>172709669
They'd each be unique and have their own focus and different way to get to them. Like a sniper and a biotic and whatnot.

>>172709798
You say that like it wasn't great.
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>>172709607
Krogan geth armor was cool in me1
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>>172709523
I hate Vetra, only reason I went with her because I waited too long for to fuck a turian woman, I can't wait to see her in tears once I get the succ from an fem-angaran commando
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>>172709216
>>172709345
>>172709560
Yeah but can you have a gay romance in your old game?
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How do you do the glyph puzzle shit?
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>>172707168
I'm gonna do Gil's in a bit. I dunno if it's really rejection though since he'll just consider you as a friend who likes to flirt
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>>172709523
Not me.

Raptor waifu will always love you.
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>giant nexus space station
>can only go to a few rooms in the entire station, pretty much like .01% of it
They did this exact same shit with the Citadel too. At least the Citadel had a ton more interiors.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>172710471
>can't into sudoku
>posts anime girl

Ironic.
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>>172710075
On one hand Jaal is a little thiccer than this, so that was nice. On the other hand yeah they immensely fucked his chest up.
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>>172710471
jewgle search it. most are up online, or you could git gud
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>>172709484
A-anon...

I made this for you, /meg/. Thanks for being cool.
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>>172710471
Rows, columns, and groups can't have duplicates.

Just fill in the squares you have enough information to know 100% what has to go there and continue from there.

Never fill in a slot if you have to guess what goes there.
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>>172709484
I hate you guys, for almost 6 years now I have been posting about female turians and I feel as empty inside now as I did now but I appreciate the company
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>>172710502
>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

You're right, they can't. Will they make back the 40 million for EA?
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>>172710610
I don't even know where to begin. There's no info in game for what to press to make shit do anything.

>browse glyphs - nothing
>resec glyphs - flashes a grid, then nothing
>submit solution - summons bots to kill you
>override decryption - no keys currently
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>>172710618
>Jaal's pupils never dilated like this in the game
It's like the animators hate us or something. But this is qt as fuck anon, thank you for the draw!
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>digital deluxe edition of 2 and 3 barely have any of the dlc
What the fuck
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>>172710618
Cute!
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>>172709516
based Brad
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>>172710394
Yes you can. What now, huh?
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>>172709484
I love you too, I hope this thread continues like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOt6ppIBOd4
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>>172710789
click on the empty spaces to select a glyph to go there.

If it's a 4x4 start in a square where you already know it can't be 3 of them, and then repeat that til done.
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>Eternal Loading Screen after I talk to Jaal & Evfra
?
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>>172711414
alt-f4, load an old savegame
>>
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>>172710808
No problem, anon! Actually, now that you mention it, I wonder if animated pupils would be feasible? It seems like such a small thing to do, but at the same time I wonder if the devs would think it was worth the effort. I would've liked to see it.

>>172710910
Thank you!
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>>172711465
PS4.
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>Play multiplayer
>It's fucking Kett
Oh boy

>Extraction round
>Ascendant teleports at me
>Go to dash out of the LMAO NIGGA YOU DEAD OHKO
>Invisible faggot dog brushes against my model as I dash
>Don't dash due to our models touching
>Stumble
>Die instantly to the meme grab

I fucking hate these stupid fucking dogs.
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>>172711023
Prove it, then. Post pics of loving gay relationships in that game.
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>>172710789
here's a strategy to help sudoku challenged anon. there's a general goods vendor on aya that sells override decryption keys. you can buy one, leave the planet, then land again to keep buying them. they're 3600 creds each though so bring salvage.
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>>172710789
>browse glyphs-nothing
You have to scan the environment for glyphs. They're connected to the console by yellow line in the scanner
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>>172711581
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>>172711414
>on my third playthrough and had this bug every time
Gotta love Bioware QA
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>>172711675
Or you could just learn how it works, stop guessing, and breeze through literally every single one in the game, even the ones you can't override.
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>>172701095

>get to the ice planet
>do nearly all the shit there
>finish the vault
>mfw sky afterward

It's the little things. I fucking love this game. Literally rewards you for the shit you did. As a fan of ME1 I'm just ejaculating every hour or so.
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>>172711609
>play multiplayer
>fucking host set enemies to random
>OH BOY, REMNANT
>FUCKING ENDLESS MOBS WITH SHIELDS
Why? Why do people NOT set enemies to the goddamn Bandits?

They're objectively the easiest ones to fight, I didn't come over from SP to fight bulletsponges with shields.

I'll take the Kett; assholes don't hover and have a frickin' laserbeam that chews through my tech armor AND shields
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Do you guys know where I can find a Mass Effect being played as a tabletop RPG? I'm just longing to see what other people can do the in setting.
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>>172711675
You can just save and reload, you know. Restocks either way.
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>>172711673
>moving the goalposts from "romance" to "loving gay relationships"
You can fuck with same gender prostitutes and have a fling on good terms with a sorceress.
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>>172710789
>>172711675

or
OOOOOOOOOOOOR
just google the shit
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>>172711752
>using your brain
kek, okay anon
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>>172711884
That's sounds awful
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>>172711884
In what sad depressing state must you be in to consider fucking whores and having a fling romances? Flings are specifically called flings because they are not romances. I didn't move shit, you're just counting fucking whores as relationships.
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>>172711809
One of the guys in my tabletop group mentioned that there's a ruleset for it, I think it was based on either Savage Worlds or GURPS.
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>>172710789

Anon, just google it.

Everyone likes to bitch about the problems of Andromeda and they're valid.

The inclusion of fucking forced sudoku horseshit is what everyone should be be bitching about and forced payment to get rid of them.

That little puzzle in ME1 was literally the one part of it all.

The person who thought "hey let's do this all the fucking time" should be the first on a geth indoctrination pillar when the Reapers invade again.
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>>172711962
Sorry kid, my honor won't allow me to resort ot Jewgle for help.

Besides, I've already solved the puzzle on Havarl. This is easier than I though, heh.

*tips asari sword*
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Hows my Ryder?
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>>172712162
Mine will because this is my second playthrough.

I tried to do it on my first and no one had the solutions yet so I had to do it myself.
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>>172707975
>>172708158
You guys are being taken in by some of the the more commonly accredited woo aspects of popular quantum mechanics.

I know it sounds like a reasonable next step from entangled states being affected simultaneously to using them to communicate simultaneously, but that's just not the whole story. I don't want to attempt to explain it in much detail here out of fear of misrepresenting an element of it, but I do urge you to look up whether or not faster than light communication or transfer of information is possible using entanglement. Don't trust me, go look into it yourself, but the conclusion is that at best you can send random noise. If you meet up again after sending it you can decrypt that noise, but that kind of defeats the purpose.
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>>172712206
spooky mix of asian and mexican, just like all the others
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>>172712162
kek, see if your honour holds up when you get to voeld
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>>172712162

Keep your honor. Just do a few actual sudoku puzzles in the mean time.

It fucks the flow so fucking bad. I'll search every one of them and keep them in browser for the next playthrough. What a waste of time.
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>>172712206
bro-tier.
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>>172712206
preset/10
not bad, i've just seen a lot that look very similar
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>>172712206
You made Steve-O.
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>>172710471
Save scum them. The solution appears briefly after using a decryption key, screenshot it then reload.
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How fucking retarded are you people that you can't do easy sudoku puzzles?
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>>172712524
It's really embarassing. They're the easiest form of sudoku, too. Shit babies can solve.
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Rate my Ryder
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>>172712524
I just imagine them looking at a square, comparing with what's known, saying, well it can't be 1 3 or 4, so it must be 1! WTF Y NO WERK?!?
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>>172709410
>Not reading past the first sentence
>>>/v/
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>>172712108
>getting mad about fucking whores in a game
anon pls. your requirements got fulfilled, even though you don't want to admit it. you literally just moved the goalposts again and made a strawman.
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>>172712656
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>>172712626
I bet if they actually sat down and tried to solve it instead of staring at it for a couple of seconds and instantly giving up to bitch here or look it up on google they could do it.
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>>172712206
JUST

it's okay, mine's an abomination.
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>>172712206
Tired
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Mass Effect Trilogy: Remaster when?
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>>172712656
>>172712746
Preset 9/10
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Who else stuck with muh white and blue colour scheme through the whole game?
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>>172712839
thumbnail made it look like Bruce Boxleitner from the original Tron movie.
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>>172712839
You're exists canonically in the mass effect universe though.
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>>172712656
>>172712746
XCOM Squaddie/10
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>>172711581
Press PS button or turn it off and load a save game. Fucking christ you moron.
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>>172712524

>heavy action game with shootan and biotics and fun
>"GUYS LET'S HAVE PUZZLES IN HERE
>RIGHT AFTER YOU JUST MADE THE PLAYER GET HYPED AND SHIT

No. This is not how you do this. ME1 had it in the middle of Noveria. Tower game. Not too hard. Easily dealt with with omnigel.

I'm only on the ice planet but I fucking cheated. I'm not going to now do a puzzle but now even more expanded.

An incredibly annoying way to slow things down.

Put a really powerful enemy in there. Not a puzzle that just makes me want to go to bed.
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>>172712656
>>172712746
You should get a special krogan headbutt animation for that chin.
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>>172712524
I have never done a Sudoku puzzle in my entire life.
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>>172712876
Never
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>>172712741
>goalposts, strawman, buzzwords, I win!

Fuck off, tumbler faggot. No sane person considers fucking whores a romance. Most people on here wouldn't even consider fucking that asari reporter a romance, let alone banging a hooker.
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>>172712995
>couldn't even do the noveria puzzle
I'm sorry to tell you this but you're retarded.
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>>172713063
Neither did I.
Puzzles are easy, just time consuming in the late game.
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>>172713063
Neither did I before this game and it's the easiest thing ever. What's so difficult about no duplicates in rows, columns, or groups? That tells you literally all you need to know to solve them all effortlessly.
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>>172712432
>Pan to nomad going towards cliff that overlooks Podromos
>Hi I'm Ryder, and this is Jackass
>First few chords of Corona plays
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>>172712876
When you delete that.
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>>172713063
That's good because I think legitimate Sudoku would make you cry.
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>>172713087
>I'll just call out tumblr that makes ME win XD
nice try. I'm giving you another opening here but these "buzzwords" are listed in the /pol/ sticky.
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>>172713303
>photoshopping Sara's face

Do not
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>>172712995
Towers of Hanoi is literally baby tier. As in several years old. You should legitimately be embarrassed to consider that simply "not too hard".

Read a fucking book or something, you subhuman.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEM9JOT-YCQ

memes, amrite?
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>>172713170

I did though. That was my point.

It's a one time thing where you can save resources.

Andromeda is throwing this at me time and time again.

I don't play action shooter RPGs for the puzzle aspect. Throw it in, sure. Don't do it over what is at this point, that I've played, a quarter of the game.

Fucking annoying. Put it in somewhere where it counts.
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>>172713303
You don't want a big strong ayy with his ayy tongue devouring your dripping roast beef like sweet ambrosia?
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>>172713416
nigga it's not hard

they are entry level puzzles, they're easy
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>>172713303
Who the FUCK is this?
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>>172713087
>>172713337
oh and nice one focusing entirely on the whores aspect while I clearly named a friendly fling with a sorceress, which leads us to cherry-picking, not to mention general ad hominem.
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>>172713416
>The game shouldn't challenge my logical thinking when my character would be using their logical thinking
wew
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>>172713337
>I'm not going to refute your post, just talk about /pol/ bullshit

Fucking a hooker is not a romance. Period. End of discussion. Last (You) you're getting out of me, mongo morongo.
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>>172713381
Can't make her non-autistic otherwise.

>>172713498
Sara is not a roastie.

>>172713547
You're waifu without autism.
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>>172713337
>he thinks you need to have a socratic debate every time you engage in a conversation
hello /pol/, philosophy 101, and T_D. god you're fucking autistic
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>>172712995
>keeps posting about being too retarded to know how sudoku and simple child difficulty puzzles work
>anime girl pictures
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>>172709516
My bias is kicking in but it deserves at least 2 1/2

Probably took off some points because it's a buggy pos
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>>172704461
He'd still go through orbital reentry with no protection and impact face-first into the side of an ammonia-drenched mountain at terminal velocity. You'd be lucky to recognize the body after that, magic space armor or no.
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>>172712876
Will they remaster all the sex scenes out, and make sure that all of the women kick Shepard's ass at least once? Just to prove that they can of course, because they're stronk women who don't need no men.
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>>172713527
>>172713562

>defending bad design

Now I thought I was here on /vg/ for more than bullshit and more discussion.
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>>172713891
People disagreeing with you isn't bad discussion you mong.
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>>172713303
>no dumb grinning
Not my autismfu.
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I want Bioware to explain why does it look like FemRyder is eyeballing her daddy throughout this whole memory
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Anyone know if there's a fix for this, or will I be permanently merged with my waifu like this every time I play this scene?
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>>172712876

>Be an Angara
>Decide to take family to nice waterfall spot for picnic
>see this
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>>172709516
WHY COULDN'T THE JUST MAKE IT PROPERLY!!!
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>>172713958

Yet to have counter points and only reaction images.
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I just finished the credits of the game.
wew lads. what a ride.
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>>172714034
MONTREAL
O
N
T
R
E
A
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>>172714002
It's creepier with Sara.
And her mother looks like she knows.
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>>172714007

Thats what you get for picking a shit waifu
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>>172713591
he refuted your shit 2 posts up.
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>>172714007
that scene is the most buggy fucking thing.
Jaal's version has him with neck stretching up and backwards looking at the ceiling
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>>172714029
>Jaal did it on purpose because he has an exhibitionist streak
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>>172714126
Every cutscene is creepier with the defaults
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>>172714139
b-but my tummy kissu
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>>172714007
Because you romanced worst girl
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>>172713891
>child level sudoku puzzles that take average adults two or three minutes to solve are too difficult for me
>this is the developer's fault

Do you do playtesting by any chance?
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>>172714160
And Vetra disappears
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>>172714002
>>172714126
My FemRyder didn't appear in this cutscene AT ALL

What gives?
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>>172714303
>gays not welcome
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>>172714415
Reload and try again. It happened to me too, reloaded and it had my FemRyder in
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>the only armor without that stupid sports bra armor piece is the melee armor
Why?
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>>172714029
Considering that Jaal was perfectly willing to casually talk about fucking Sara right in front of Liam, that might not be an irregular occurrence on Aya.
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>>172714303
>fags
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>>172714303
Cute.
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>canadians shitpost on 4chan
>canadians shitpost in andromeda's code
>canadians shitpost on social media when you critique their game
fucking canadians
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>Little Mouse task in Elaaden makes you collect datapads in scavver camps
>literally no map markers so you have to look around the entire map and hope that you haven't already went to each camp you go to
Christ, /meg/. What the fuck do I do
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>>172714338

What a stupid what to simplify it.

I just wanted to go on the frozen planet and solve issues with the three pillars.

Then they expand the sudoku puzzle to one further matrix. Why?

I only ask this but fucking why? No reason. I just wanted to help aliens while shooting everyone and being Nathan Drake.

Can you tell me why I need to solve a more concentrated sudoku puzzle to do it? It doesn't add to my knowledge of anything going on. If it did I'd go for it.

It's fucking useless. I'd rather a big bad there and a codex entry afterward.
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>>172714721
It takes like 1 minute to solve, quit whining.
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>>172714721

If you are such a brainless retard who can't figure out a simple sudoku puzzle then just look them up. Or use decryption keys.
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>>172714721
Because video games are made to appeal both to people like you and people with (slightly) higher than double digit IQs.

The real question is why are you so butthurt about it instead of seeing it as a challenge to work your brain on. The brain is a muscle like any other, you don't use it you lose it.
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>>172711609
I got grabbed by a dog in midair once when trying to get to evac
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>>172715045
Wonder how he'll react to the one thats 5x5 in Elaaden's vault that has like 21 blank spaces and you can't override it.
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>295 KB, 2048x1138
Anon, what are you playing this on?
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>>172714415
Bug, maybe.
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>>172714721
>whining about kindergarten-level puzzles
>typos like "a big bad there" make your whining nearly impossible to understand
No wonder you can't get past shit that requires thinking.
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>New patch comes out
>May or may not fix shit
>Doesn't make Jaal bi

I cannot wait
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>>172715157

That one actually took me some time but it was not required anyway. It just made me feel like a retard, not complain. Especially when I was there when my friend found it and did it much more quickly.
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>>172715045
>>172714929
>>172715098

Yet again, defending bad practices and shitting on those that come out of the wood work.

This game fails on people like you. I tried to give you a chance and you failed masterfully.

Fucking hell. You didn't even try to give a middle ground. To even give esperiences that you had.

You just shat out things. Never mentioning things you did in the fucking game. Never giving experiences.
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The sudoku puzzles are fucking boring.

Easy as hell, but sweet Jesus are they boring.
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>>172715364
>New patch comes out
>Make Jaal bi
>Make Vetra lesbo
>Doesn't fix shit
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>>172715364
>there are thousands of people right now expecting BioWare to announce Jaal is bi on April 4, 2017
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>>172715402
That was the one where I really figured out what the rules were. Didn't take too long though, especially after I figured out about the groups part of it. Can go through the entire thing without having to guess.
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Have you seen him? He walked by and as soon as he was almost out of the frame he warped and caused motion blur streaks etc. What is going on in this place??? Sometimes the characters can disappear but I have never seen them going suddenly lightning fast.
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>>172715364
>wanting bi Jaal
>>>tumblr
Autismo bf is ONLY for autismo gf
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>I
>AM
>KROGAN
What did he mean by this?
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>>172715429

There is literally nothing wrong with puzzles and you can look them up. I'd rather them be like this than the completely useless "hacking" in me2. Of course I'm going to shit on you, I'm a fucking moron and don't have much trouble with them.
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>>172715429
I like how your posts have gotten progressively more retarded the more angry you get.
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>>172715429
maybe I'm tired, but what?
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>>172715159
Altered to save space.
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>>172715567
Well, whatever it means, I think he isn't Turian.
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>>172715429
>bad practices
"Oh shit at this point Ryder has to do some critical thinking with space sudoku, I shouldn't have to do this even though I control almost everything he does!!!1!!"
>>
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>>172714704
please respond guys
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How many items can you equip your strike teams with at once?
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Is there a place or service, like discord, where people form groups for MP? I don't have any friends who bought the game and I would like to play with others and not just solo play.
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>>172715429
>doing a simple symbol puzzle with clearly defined rules is bad practices

I forgot, playing Frogger Decryption in ME1 was the height of skill.
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>tfw can't play as Gill anymore
Worst changes by far
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http://orig02.deviantart.net/1fea/f/2017/090/7/5/hypno_program_installed_by_hypnosoul-db45cbh.gif
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>>172715429

>puzzles in a RPG are bad practices because I don't like them
>>
Someone on Tumblr said Jaal is not bi and that's okay, it doesn't mean Bioware hates gays etc.

Here come the REEEEs

>Literally no one is saying being str8 is bad it's just that bioware has cut lgbt lines from multiple games now and mlm men have 2 options (which aren't even squadmates) while str8 men have a lot more and gay scenes are fade to Black while str8 ones are not. It all adds up to blatant homophobia

>bioware has done this many, many times over to specifically bi and gay men (kaidan in ME1, thane in ME2, cullen and solas in DAI)

>you obviously don’t know why people are mad at this so I’m giving up

>hey, OP, do us all a favour and shut the fuck up

>How does it feel to wake up every morning and be this much of a piece of shit?

>someone obviously has no idea what they're talking about because the only research they did was see a few people arguing for bi jaal and misunderstood it as attacking the Straights for being straight and able to romance him which is not at all what is happening! but you wouldn't know. because you did 0 research on this. please stop speaking like you know what you're talking about thanks so much

>also i’m assuming by this post that you are straight, which i could be wrong about, but if you are - you literally have no business speaking about this to begin with. it isn’t up to you or anyone else as a straight person to tell us “gays” we’re being unreasonable and to stop making a big deal about it because you will never understand our perspectives

>people were directly asking on twitter if they could kiss jaal as scott, and developers were confirming with “there will be alien kisses for both scott and sara”
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>>172715561
Don't draw Sara like an old lady pls.
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>>172715561
The part right after this was fantastic, though.
>the fact that he's so happy if she agrees to a relationship
>that awe in Ryder's voice when he shows her the star map
>get to hold hands with best boy for the first time
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this sudoku is easily one of the most simple variation of sudoku, if you can't even solve this you might as well go back to wearing a diaper and sucking your thumb while mommy feeds you some mush
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>>172716195
Nobody cares.
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>>172714670
Nuke Toronto please
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>>172715467
>It's literally just an announcement about MP tweaks and 'Stay Tuned for DLC Soon™'
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>>172715965
>>172715686
>>172715606
>>172716172

I was tying up a response but you guys are pissed so I fail to see the reasoning to do so.

It's sad because I love the game but if this is the way that /vg/ responds VERY, VERY simple critiques of the game then fuck you.

I guess I'm the only person who actually plays the game and cares.
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>>172716395
that'd be an extremely stupid move, but I wouldn't put it past them
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>>172716294
>the music when Ryder stares at the map
>lewd hand holding
Friendly reminder that Jaal loved you the moste.
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>>172716251
She looks almost normal here.
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>>172716440
It's because your "critique" is whining about simple shit.
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>>172716472
Except the eyes are looking in bit different direction each and she looks like she wants to commit sudoku.
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>>172716440
it's okay brainlet
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>>172716446
It happened with DAI. They basically only talked about the MP for months until suddenly the first DLC was announced on basically the day it was released. At least people actually like the ME MP.
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>>172716440
>tying up a response
Tie up one of these and do us a favor
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>>172716195
>there will be alien kisses for both scott and sara
Yeah, Scott can fuck Vetra, PeeBee, that Asari reporter and that Angara scientist lady.
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>>172716195
>alien kisses for both scoot and sara
And both got the best Turian, who cares?
Jaal is a catfish nigger.
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>>172716472
>>172716554
No rude pls.
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>>172716440

It's not a fucking critique you fucking insufferable cunt, just because you don't like puzzles doesn't mean they shouldn't be part of the game. And for the last time, all you have to do is google the fucking solutions.
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is there a reason why all the characters aren't just simply Shepardsexual or in this case Rydersexual?
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So who has the biggest dick?
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>>172716680
The last time they did it everyone bitched.
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>>172716642
>>172716251
Do you guys actually want to fuck Down Syndrome Ryder?
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>Female Human Engineer in MP is a nigger
Well I'm not playing THAT class.
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>>172716680
To encourage you to play through the game again, obviously.

Nah, I dunno, don't really care. They'd probably claim it was "erasing sexuality" even though that's what they do when they bitch that Jaal isn't gay or Cora isn't gay or whatever.

Who cares.

>>172716681
Not the Archon, since Kett have no dicks mang.
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>>172716642
I want Sara to casually give me a blowjob while playing with her toes
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>>172716195
>people are this deseperate to have a fade to black softcore porn scene with two shirtless men, one a retard, the other a mutated catfish, and believe their entire worldview is shattered when it doesnt happen
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>>172716681
Kallo
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>>172716790
>tfw female human sentinel is a qt
It's nice.
Energy drain is OP. Too bad barricade is useless without serious point investment.
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>>172716680
Surprisingly Gaider said (when talking about the DAI romances) that the team believes in having a variety of sexualities, straight included.

>>172716737
Honestly the way DA2 did it was really bad, the characters really did come across as playersexual instead of bisexual.
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>>172716784
Is that a legit question?
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>>172716681
Whichever asari is the gentlest, angry asari tend to have smaller MTs.
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>>172716857
Well of course Gaider would say that, he had to write his Fully Gay self-insert after all.
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>>172716674

>simple critiique makes you an "insufferable cunt"

This is how Mass Effect will die.

Not with unity. But endless horseshit like this.

You little cunt. This is how it ends because I wouldn't want to ever support something like this. I come in here as a fan on /vg/ and you cunts go on and on.

Just step back and think of yourself as a backer. I love this thing and you're being a right proper cunt.
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>>172716956
He was defending the decision to have straight characters/romances.
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>>172716195
Stop posting this shit here. If I wanted to see people whine about Jaal I'd go on Tumblr myself. Just let me enjoy best boy.
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>>172716784
>>172716827
>>172716847
No lewd pls.
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>>172716976

You don't have any argument. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean it shouldn't be part of the game. Especially when there are 2 separate ways to bypass it.
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>>172716976
okay, bye little brainlet
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Am I missing something about the Salarian ark mission? How is everybody able to survive in space without helmets?
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>>172717050
Her lips are like soft pink pillows that I wanna kiss tenderly
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>>172717050
Is she mathematical genius or just ordinary savant?
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>>172717050
Hey, she's the one who decided to strip naked at a public waterfall and let a catfish blrblrblrrrglbrglbrlgblrgbl her vagoo.
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>>172716784
No, I want to take care of her.
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>>172716847
This is true. But then again, how many people here would be screaming bloody murder if Vetra was a lesbian?
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>>172716993
I remember seeing that back on the old BSN. I think his words were "Why should people have to justify being straight?" Which was unexpected coming from him, I thought, since he's kind of one of those really catty gay guys.

>>172717050
unprotected hand holding
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>>172717152

No part of that mission takes place in vacuum. I'm assuming you are talking about when the tempest picks them up in the hanger.
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>>172717118

Are you part of the dev team or something.

It's SHIT.

Let me rephrase that.

IT's TERRIBLE SHIT.

Does that pain you? Does it get a bit in your panties? I hope it does.

Because t was the worst part.
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>>172716681
Ryder's got a 9” meat stick
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>>172717220
I'm still disappointed it didn't happen. Just for the autistic screeching over it. Now we have autistic waifuscreeching which is much worse and much less entertaining.
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>>172717294
Yeah, aren't you way, way above the planet at that point? Even the clouds look very distantly beneath you and you can see the shine of the atmosphere below.
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>>172717307
with each post you're just showing how much of a brainlet you are, just stop, for your own sake
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>>172717307

Every post you make you just out yourself as more of retard, now I will follow the others and stop taking the bait. Good day brainlet.
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>>172717307
Is your last name Ryder?
Because you're acting pretty autistic right now.

There's nothing about it that's bad. It's an easy puzzle system with well-defined rules and one (1) semi-hard one in the whole game.
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>>172717154
Same.
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>>172716195
Keep them coming anon, it's hilarious.
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When climbing a ladder the camera is restricted behind the character's back all times. These fucking cunts... And then that one transsexual at Eos outpost. Why even bother doing that, this is a fucking game? Why not write something humorous instead? Then you have game designer complaining at twitter how he wants to bomb all whites. Fuck this world honestly, games are supposed to be about escape. Escape and fantasy and having fun. Not about seeing fucking dimples on butt ugly character who was a transsexual lesbian liberator. What the actual fuck.
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>>172717352

You are in the ship which has atmosphere. Unless you are thinking of a different ark.
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>>172716614
>>172716847
>>172717183
Delet this! Jaal is not a catfish, he is a handsome and good boy!
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>>172717343
>5'5" manlet
You better be talking about Sara
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>>172716976
>>172717118
>>172717307
>reddit spacing
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>>172716976
How do you manage to get through your real life like this? I can't even imagine. I am genuinely sorry for your brain damage, Anon.
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>>172717438
I want Sara to look at me the way she does her dad while I'm balls deep in her mouth
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>>172717220
I had to be a girl to fuck a turian in ME1-3. Wouldn't bother me.
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>>172717561
What? You're clearly outside the ship in the cutscenes. Unless the whole things is like covered in glass or something.
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>>172717635

You're in the hanger which has some space magic kett membrane bullshit.
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>>172717169
She has absurdly in-depth knowledge in very random topics.
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>>172717756
that just makes her that much autistic
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>>172717756
>when she goes on about how eyeballs work to Jaal
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Post Ryders solving Space Sudoku puzzles
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>>172717692
Seriously? I was busting up watching everyone run around what I thought was the outside of the ship without helmets on.
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>>172717756
Does she like trains? I bet she has a catalogue of modern train types and where they are sighting.
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>>172717756
Wow, just like me!
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>>172717756
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>>172717858
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>>172717839
That was pretty cute desu
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>>172717858
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>>172717839
>>172717818
>>172717962
>''Hey Anon, did you know that in 10^120 years the universe will be completely empty aside from some particles floating around and that the temperature everywhere will be -273 degrees celsius, making life in the universe impossible, and thus, making all our actions pointless because everything will end someday?''
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I never came across this guy, anyone who has know what he's supposed to be doing? What is the context of this?
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>>172717839
>When he calls her pitiful for it
Fucking kek I was not expecting that at all. I like that Jaal isn't immediately buddies with you.
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Is Salarian Operative useful? It's my first ultra rare unlock. Overload/Virulence/Shield Restore. I assume the shield restore is only good for compensating for bad players. Are Overload and Virulence enough to be a useful character?
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>>172717940
I want to fuck Kallo
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>>172718006
She doesn't acknowledge this. She is more interested in lego and what to build with them. She lives in her own bubble which excludes the outside world and it's cold facts.
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>>172718151
She knows it, but she just doesn't care.
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i wish i could get this game for 30 bucks but the taco store exploit for origin doesnt work anymore i think
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>>172718102
Honestly it looks like all the animation cycles for generic NPCs got pushed into one guy.
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>>172716847
KNUCKLES DOESN'T CHUCKLE
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>>172718102
It's the space yoga that Lexi tries to get you to do, obviously.
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>>172718102
Every npc looks like paki or beanie. Great work.
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>>172717183
Is that a muppet? Or that kid from Undertale?
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>>172718297
should've been a mission, yoga with Lexi
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Do we have any loremasters here? I have a few questions
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>>172718337
That's Julia.

http://www.npr.org/2017/03/20/520577117/julia-a-muppet-with-autism-joins-the-cast-of-sesame-street
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>>172718337
Pic related.
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>>172718337
Some autistic muppet that was introduced a year or 2 ago
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>>172718369
My poor heart couldn't handle it.

I hope she gets a route in Andromeda 2 or something.

>>172718419
Just ask your questions and we'll see what we can do.
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>>172718465
this still baffles me, how do you portray autism without being criticized for stereotype or downplaying and scolded for inaccuracy
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>>172718329
Well, it is the future. No whities left except for "pure" ones like Sara Ryder.
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>>172717576
That's his canon height?
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>>172718369
>Lexi in gym clothes and yoga socks
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How the fuck do you get the scavenger armor? The one with the scarf? I have deluxe edition cause I'm a good goyim but never recieved it.
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>>172718539
You use the basis that it's a kid's show and an attempt to introduce young kids to the concept of autism in an easily digestible format to broaden their horizons, or something.

That's what I'd say.
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>>172718539
It's strange because Autism manifests in so many different ways.
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>>172718556
That's his height compared to Shepard (whose canonical height is known) assuming they have the same size head.

Ryder has action figure proportions that makes his body super small relative to his head.
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>>172718556
Scott is 6'1, Sara is 5'8

>>172718741
No, that's from the comparison pic where the FOV is fucked up and his proportions are fucked.
If you compare from a normal ingame pic the body proportions are completely different.
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>>172717183
Fun dips are great.

"Oh are you buying some for your kids?"

Y-yeah...
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>>172714034
>"We have this massive pile of content from ME3's multiplayer we can easily use to greatly expand MEA's multiplayer, pad it into a very diverse experience, including maps, species, and customization. Everyone loves customization, right?"

>"But we're just gonna throw it out instead, 'kay? Great."
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>>172718669
Go to your pathfinder's quarters and find the prompt that says "special delivery" or whatever.
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>tfw Angara Avenger

Holy shit. Can I get this CUHRAYZEE as Vanguard in SP?
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>>172712656
>Branigan

tenouttaten
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>>172718783
>those horse dicks jutting out of that armor
why
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>>172718669
In your room on the tempest on your desk near the email terminal there is a special delivery package that you interact with and it gives you all the stuff besides the monkey.
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>>172712656
>>172718930
>reading this in Zap's voice
Fucking god damnit.

>>172718874
Vanguard with a Kett Carfalon or Krogan Hammer is kek tier.
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>>172718783
Which armor set? Somehow the green color reminds me of Doom.
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>>172718937
Now I can't unsee that
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>>172719008
Kett armor.
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>>172718783
>Scott is 6'1"
Bullshit. Vetra is way taller than him.
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>>172718671
Thank god Trump shitcanned PBS. Sick of my taxes paying for that retarded shit.
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>>172718845
Scavenger one wasn't there. I got the other preorder bonus shit but no scavenger one. Even on NG+ reee
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>>172719008
Kett set.

It's all about combat power dmg and shit.
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Apparently starting NG+ resets your name. So my guy got called Scott even though he still looked like the guy I made
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>>172719013
I see no horse cocks here.
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>>172719154
She has dragon dildos coming from either side, just below her tits.
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>>172719064
Vetra is 6'7
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>>172718184
How many times a week does Sara take it up the ass?
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>>172719154
They're basically flaccid horsedicks under her armpits.
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>>172719198
Never, she's pure.
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>>172718481
So, what happens to turians with biotic abilities? I know they have their own special forces and all that but do they just let people that talented leave after being found?
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>>172719004

But is that ANIME cuhrayzee
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I'm nearing my first playthrough (I think) and I'm gonna go for NG+

Having gone "Infiltration/Engi" mix of combat and Incinerate/Overload, which melts the shit out of people, which would be more viable for NG+ Insanity -

Vanguard or Full Biotic?
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>>172719348
But taking it up the ass keeps your purity safe :^)
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Vetra is too cute.

>"I'm convinced"
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>>172719197
Does anyone still have the link to the companion profiles from the guide with their heights and weights?
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>>172719370

Have we even seen any turian biotics in-game? I don't remember any at all
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>>172719492
The one from ME3 MP
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>>172719492

Nyreen

Also why do we have two threads with the same amount of posts
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>>172719196
>>172719214

I don't see it.
Oh well.

>>172719387
Teleportan slashan ragdollan shit.
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>>172719454
No one will ever take advantage of her.
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>>172719621
>I don't see it.
Isn't that a good thing?
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>>172719663
I wouldn't pork that with a thirty two and a half foot pole.
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>>172719730
What about a 7 inch one?
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>>172719717
Yeah, but I kinda wanted to crusade around with horsedick armor.
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>>172719730
No rude with her, either.
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>>172719582
what?
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>>172719423
Probably Full biotic, vanguard has way too much melee CQB stuff for how terrible the enemy balance is.
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>>172719747
I would change my sexuality and dive in the way like I'm saving the pre- a not so orange authoritative figure.
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>>172719918

I'm a retard and had two tabs open

ignore me
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>>172719939

You can play a charger with the Adept, Sentinel, or Explorer profile and ignore Melee altogether. Charge shotgunning works on insanity. The asari sword also works because its attack has i-frames, but you're better off staying mobile and killing with shotgun headshots than relying on the clunky, slow melee which locks you in place.
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Aren't Turians and Quarians fucked?

I haven't found a single dextro planet.
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>>172720143
This, no one ever seems to make a big deal about it in game. I could kind of understand if it was like the other fucked golden worlds but atlest those are fixable, That dextro "planet" is FUCKED.
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How do you start NG+? Also can I play as male ryder for NG+ this time round or is it only the same gender as your original game?
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>>172720563
Go to New Game, there you have the NG+ option.
And yes, you can customize your character again and change it's name.
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>>172720338
>I can take 5 guys at a time without breaking a sweat
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>>172720563
Sara is packing some sweet, puffy sweater puppies.
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>>172720338

Turians don't even have their Ark, where I assume they were growing a majority of the Dextro food. They're surviving only on what can be spared from the Human and Asari ark (I haven't gotten to the Salarian ark so maybe that, too) and what can be grown on the current colony worlds.

No way are they going to be able to support a proper civilization without a world of their own. Atleast the Quarian Ark supplies might buy them some more time?
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>>172720752
>vetra
>not autistic alien bf that dissects his dead pet
do you even play role playing games to role play?
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>>172720752
>not wanting a catfish to blgrblrglbrlgbrlgblgr your vagina
why live?
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>>172720819
Oh shit i didnt even think about food scarcity, i mean surely the nexus has a small seed vault as well? But yeah no way in hell any of those cryo pods are getting opened for awhile, Why does no one even mention this in game? This is a HUGE problem
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>>172715364
I'd rather have Kallo or Tann than Jaal.
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>>172721018
well, we're not the turian pathfinder so
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>>172721130
>Tfw you cant wake up any of your people otherwise they'll starve to death
Being dextro is hard
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Playing ME1 for the first time. What should I put Jenkins skill points in?
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>>172716076
I did a fucking double take when I saw this guy. Is it supposed to be a little joke, or some modeler's half assed attempt at diversity?
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>>172721130

Well the thing is, I've been up and down this cluster and haven't seen a single planet that states it can support Dextro life.

I just want the Turians to be ok
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>>172721236
Doesn't matter much
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>>172721350
too bad the turians didn't land their ark on meridian :^)
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>>172716076
>big nigger nose and lips
>brown eyes
>nappy head
>clown ears
>large skull
>"""white"""
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>>172721130
>tfw no DLC where you play as the Quarian Pathfinder
>you're a biotic so you're shunned
>wake up in dark space with weird corrupted Remnant constructs eating your ark
>no squadmates for the first half but 200% power recharge rate to make up for it
>fight your way through the ark and into a Remnant construct in space, saving people and gaining trust along the way
>turns out the Scourge lanced through a Remnant observatory and began to corrupt the protocols for the automated systems
>you learn that the Scourge isn't a weapon, the race that designed it became the Scourge, a spacefaring eezo anomaly bent on the destruction of the species that built the Remnant
>that's why they're drawn to Remnant constructs
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>>172721236
>No one ever mentions Jenkins when talking about ME squadmates

Truly a sin.
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>>172721292
What did he mean by this?
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>>172721420
>Saving Gaydan instead of pre op trannyfu
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>>172721648
Wait, Ashley is a tranny? Fuck, I'm dumping her in my next run.
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>>172721538
>no squadmates for the first half but 200% power recharge rate to make up for it

I'd never take squadmates again for 50% more, let alone 200%
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>slightly annoyed any time I hear the Moshae talk
>don't hate her character, just her voice
>look up the VA
>it's Vivienne
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>>172721816
I'm annoyed that I can't just take one pistol and have 200% recharge rate like in ME3.
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For being just full non charge Biotic is there any reason to use something outside of Pull, throw and Singularity?

I really dont know what skills outside of those 3 are worth the time or worth replacing with.
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>>172721880
>tfw doing that with a vanguard
>tfw zipping around charging and nuking shitters with Nova and no cooldowns
I dislike the nerfs dished out to biotics in Andromeda
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>>172722051
>play N7 slayer in multiplayer
>just take a Carnifex in case I need to shoot something for some godforsaken reason
>teleport around slashing and smashing shit to death

I miss it.
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>>172722120
>N7 Slayer on Firebase White
>3 N7 Slayers on Firebase White with 1 Salarian Infltrator on Platinum
>Lashing through walls while the enemies aggro the salarian's decoy
I'm mad that Bioware fixed that exploit by changing the map layout so you can't all hide in that one room.
>>
People complain that MEA feels soulless, do you agree?
>>
What is wrong with the asari faces in andromeda? they didn't look this hideous in the OT
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>>172722120
The asari adept is that though.
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So How's your Insanity playthough going /meg/?

>V.heatsink on the Pirahna and turbocharge with duration/Accuracy/Clipsize
>Hurricane with V.Heatsink and seeking plasma for blindfire
>Shockwave Range/radius/Primer for maximum priming and detonating
>Energy Drain with the extension for even more combos and free shields
>Cora Respecc'd so she doesn't charge and stays a pocket healer who freezes people for me
>Vetra as a meatshield that primes people
Everything is dying and i love it

Also did anyone else skip the stupid collecting missions from the Nexus so they wouldn't clutter up the map on their second playthrough? this is so much nicer.
>>
>>172722296
It's because everybody gives off an uncanny valley vibe.
>>
>>172722296
I'd tell you if I agreed if that word actually meant something solid and objective
>>
>>172722317
I don't have any fucking good unlocks yet.
I have a goddamn Katana IX but no good classes or weapons.
>>
Isharay or Black Widow in singleplayer?
>>
>>172722302
Can't sell the game to Fujoshis if everyone looks gorgeous.
>>
>SAM gets high off weed when Ryder uses some

Imagine what SAM feels when Ryder fucks Vetra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7apdzYt558k
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>>172722392
Fuck the RNG in this game
>Tempest IX
fuck everyone
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>>172722502
It feels very nice.

>ywn be initially reluctant to fuck the raptor but then got hooked on incredibly tight and suction-y femtur pussy
>>
>>172722502
I love SAM.
>>
>>172722331
I'm doing Insanity for my first playthrough. Using a regular N7 Valkyrie for an assault rifle, and Two N7 Crusaders. The first one I'm using as a regular shotgun, second one I'm using with a grenade mod for when enemies are bunched up.

Using Vetra and Drack, Vetra tanks like yours, and Drack mostly goes in and punches people to death. I have him specced up to keep blood rage up as long as possible so he can tank as well.

Skill wise I pretty much just stick to Overload, Energy Drain, and Invasion. I'm level 47, and have yet to really switch. I went with Assault Turret early game, but after getting Invasion I never switched back to it - never use the profile feature. The only time I ever die is when I go into camps with like 20+ people with 0 barricades anywhere, the ones you occasionally see out in the middle of nowhere where they've obviously dropped multiple groups. They just flank me from both sides around the Nomad and I die in half a second to concentrated fire. Have yet to die in a mission.

It's still pretty fun. I don't like profile system limiting us to three skills, which they obviously did because of consoles, but still pretty fun.
>>
>>172722874
>second one I'm using with a grenade mod for when enemies are bunched up.

Just use a normal grenade launcher, the mod reduces damage down to fuck all and the AOE is garbage in comparison
>>
>>172722656
Turians have barbed sandpaper pussy fuck off.
>>
>Addison let some looney bin moron arm Nexus enemies because she "wasn't sure" about me

we can I fucking off this retard
>>
>>172723230
the dialogue is terribly written, I'm so pissed that I couldn't scold her more and just make her resign on the spot
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>>172723218
t. Nakmor Grarne
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>>172723230
here maybe this will help
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>>172723328

She is the single root cause of every bad decision made on the Nexus
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>>172723458
everywhere I go, every problem I solve, it somehow always comes back this fucking bitch
>>
>>172722959
If you say so - things die just as quickly with it as they do with the normal N7 shotty I have.
>>
>>
>>172712656
He looks like Ted Danson
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>>172723617
Exactly?

Have you used a proper grenade launcher?
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How does the crusader compare to the piranha?
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>>172719370

Potentially, the wiki page mentions that they can be weeded out if they don't adapt to their Cabal unit, there is also a cultural bias against them. I imagine that they are extremely useful soldiers but if one wanted to leave or couldn't adapt, the Heirachy probably would let them go without too much of a fuss
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>>172723842
piranha fucks shit up, liquefies everything
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>>172723747
Guess not, game isn't really difficult enough to branch out to different weapons. If I get bored maybe I'll look around.
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>>172723842
Haven't used crusader in this game yet but piranha melts shit.
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So.. asari have nips?
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>>172723842
Crusader is the Sniper of shotguns, Pirahna is the LMG of shotguns
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Remnant data is useless, everything to research from its category sucks ass
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>>172724309
Yes.
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>>172724443
Gross. She's practically white.
>>
>>172724443
I wonder if its because a humans fucking her, or asari are mammals and do the titfeed game.
glitter milk.
>>
>>172724443
why the fuck do they have tits let along nipples
>>
>>172724593
to clarify: the whole bachelor party asari appear as what species is looking at them theory
>>
>>172724593

Well female drell have tits, and it even says in the codex "can eat normal food straight after birth"
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>>172724689
One day you people are going to realize that they just find different parts about them attractive.
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>>172724686
because #FREETHENIPPLE

and nothing in Andromeda makes sense with the established lore and should be considered nothing more than a published fanfiction, and thus, not canon. just like with the "male asari" bullshit.
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>>172722392
Grind out all the basic packs to get all common shit then hit up gold and only buy premium packs
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>>172724493
t. Manveer
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>>172724782

See that's the thing, asari can "father" offspring with other asari, and I suppose being surrounded by other species with two genders *could* potentially confuse things a bit (if you wanna stretch it) but going

>Oh yeah some us prefer "they" pronouns

and then having the Angara go

>Oh yeah we have 20 pronouns too, I'll send you a list

is just too tumblr-ific
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>play a friend's copy of Andromeda
>it's pretty bad
>decide to redownload ME1-3
>start playing ME1
>remember how shit the combat was
>remember that I lose interest in ME2 during probe farming
>remember that ME3 is a fucking travesty
>just start jacking it to female turians
Thanks Bioware.
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>>172725004

Bioware never learns from their past, it's like each game has a new set of pros and cons disconnected from the other
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>>172724938
>colonize a different galaxy
>there is no species that doesn't use pronouns
not very progressive tumblrware
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>>172721873

Your subconscious was trying to warn you.
>>
>uses p2p connection
>have instakill moves
what the fuck
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I'M BATARIAN
SON OF A BITCH HUMAN
HUMAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
HUMAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
COMMANDER JOHN SHEPARD IS A MURDERER
FUCKING EARTH
>>
Anyone else miss heavy weapons?
>>
>>172724397
Agreed - armor and weapons are both terrible. There are some useful augmentations, but that's only like 1000 data tops, if even. Meanwhile I'm now sitting on like 2800 surplus even after researching all of the augs and getting one of the weapons up to IV for shits and giggles to try it.

It sucked. I haven't bothered trying higher levels of it because it was so fucking terrible.
>>
>>172724686
because they breast feed their young
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>>172724938
Couldn't you at least make a sarcastic remark at that?
>>
>>172725672
No. Getting their ammo was annoying
>>
>>172724443
more glitter tits
>>
>>172725408
batarians are too ugly to live
>>
>>172725408
I would get back into Mass Effect if I could commit Batarian genocide.

And make it a Paragon option.
>>
>not stopping the Genophage
But why?
>>
>>172725408

Really hope the Andromeda galaxy isn't tainted by these niggers in future updates
>>
>play multiplayer
>no super rare weapon
>fucking trash
>drops super rare weapon
>"I AM NOW A GOD OF WAR"
Fuck EA, stupid jews
>>
>>172724779
I like hearing the ideas people get from little aside things like this, but I fucking hate when they extrapolate to conspiracy theory levels and try to use snippets of lore to act like it's canon.
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>>172726152
they dead
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DLC when
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>>172726295

> mfw the batarians were trashed when the Reapers started rolling in and there's barely any left during ME3

Feels so good.
>>
>Refusal ending canon
>Andromedia Initiative are the last remnants of the previous cycle
>Ryder learns about the Reapers from his dads archives and the Quarian Ark
>The AI devotes resources to taking the arks back to the Milkyway to recolonize and prepare for the next reaper invasion
>Human Reaper 2.0 is the vanguard and tries to recall the Reapers to finish the AI colonists off
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>>172726336

> literally socks and sandals
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>>172726470
but those cute tiny toes anon
>>
>>172726470

But anon

Toe Socks
>>
>>172704889

What's the point of the travel cutscenes? Are they secretly loading screens?
>>
>>172726585

Yes.
>>
>>172726585
no, some dev loves his job too much
>>
>>172726607
They're quite clearly not, anon
>>
>>172726585
They're loading screens for the PS4/Xbone and slower computers.
>>
>>172726336

>Those shoes with socks

What the fuck
>>
>>172726685
>>172726470
gays not welcome
>>
>>172726750

Hot or not there's just some things you don't wear, ever.
>>
I shot Reyes and I don't regret it for a second
>>
>>172726336
They should extend the sandals into those roman leg guards and give her knee-highs

also WHY IS HER CHIN SO POINTY she looks like a fucking scaley cat
>>
>>172726779

Fuck your rules
>>
>Approve of Liam's Armor request, he disappears from the Terminal
>Okay well I'll Talk to Cora in her room about the Asari Ark
>Walk out to where the Nomad is and she's suddenly
>"Alrighty then, I'll just speak to Jaal up on the walkway"
>Learn more about angara, rather interesting
>Go to Liam's Room where he wants to see me
>He's shirtless and in walks naked Jaal who Injust spoke with a minute ago
So if I'm to understand correctly:
Liam ran to his room to take his shirt off.
Cora beat me to the Nomad somehow.
Jaal jumped off the walkway and raced down to Liam's room tearing all of his clothes off along the way.
>>
>>172711807
Its not a problem if you're using trainers on your own custom match where other players benefits from your cheats as well
>>
>>172726585
>>172704889
I don't ever see replaying Andromeda near solely because of the fucking Tempest. I especially hate how any time you go into the Tempest you immediately take off. Honestly now, just let me issue my AVP and strike teams, check my e-mail, and then leave again.
>>
>>172727091
are they banning people yet?
>>
>>172727052
Jaal can take off his clothes insanely fast according to his sex scene
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Turning Vetra bi ruined the chance of us getting a lewd scene with her, and messed up the even split for the number of Scott and Sara exclusive romances.

Fuck you, tumblr.
Fuck you, Lesbian whores
>>
>>172727052
Annnnd now he's back on the Walkway fully dressed.
>>
>>172727193
Nice fanfic
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>>172727170
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>>172727264
Can't deny it messed up the even split.
Sara has Suvi, Jaal and Liam exclusive to her.

Scott only has Gil and Cora.
>>
Why do I need to stand like a fucking lemon with my omnitool out for 8 full seconds to open a godamn door on Kadara?
>>
>>172727596
cause
>>
>>172727596

That whole place is a trash heap anon, why do you think?
>>
>>172727596
>not understanding bioware's artistic subtleties
you're sounding entitled anon
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So, why are there no suvifags here?
I find her voice very relaxing.
>>
>>172727695
A door isn't a fusion reactor, if they couldn't have gotten 20th century mall entrance technology working they certainly wouldn't have a functional port
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>>172727819
cause there is no god
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>>172727819
She is a religious retard
>>
>>172727819
REMINDER THAT SUVI DOESN'T EXIST.
>>
Huh, there are a lot more Nomad skins than I was expecting
>>
>>172727938
only midas and platinum shine though.
>>
>>172727903
>>172727923
Is that it, I kinda feel like bioware just wrote that religious stuff in there for no reason.
>Gay
>Scientist
>In the future
>Tons of alien races
and then all of a sudden
>Religious
Just what
>>
>>172728009
Yeah, it's not like we have any religious scientists who specialize in things directly contradicting their faith here or anything.
>>
Is my game bugged or are you not supposed to get any weapons, armor or mods after level 60 unless you craft them? The problem being that I can't craft mods.
>>
>>172728067
we do? and what was their justification if the even gave any
>>
>>172728067
Retards exist everywhere, just look at the US prez
>>
>>172727819
>Finding born-again Cait "soothing"
You have pretty good taste anon
>>
>>172728431
>born-again Cait

Suvi and Gil are literally reverse Donnelly and Daniels.
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>>172727819
I like her more like a surrogate sister than a romanceable character, the way she acts when you cheer her up is adorable.
And I'd like Sara more as a romanceable character than a sister.
Goddamn it Bioware.
>>
>Reyes is more popular than Gil
I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not
>>
>>172728670
Gil is pretty bland desu.
>>
>Suvi leaves a note on the crew terminal saying she wants to start a religious discussion group
>only people who signed up are Jaal and Kallo
So what does Kallo believe in?
>>
>>172726336
Dear sweet baby Jesus, I want a Drell waifu.
>>
So why exactly does Sloane let you just walk away after disarming that Turian and point a gun at her?
>>
>>172728737
There's a Salarian Belief called "Wheel of Life" that's sort of like Reincarnation

He could believe in that.
>>
>>172728737
>So what does Kallo believe in?

Knowledge
>>
>>172728737

That Suvi is his only real friend
>>
>>172728737
Someone should bring the Quran

Surprised Cora didn't sign up with some Asari religion
>>
>>172728737
maybe he's just a nice guy
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>>172728728
I'm gonna need you to hold the fuck up. No one insults my boy

I can see why people think that'll especially when compared to Reyes
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>>172728840
>>
>>172728737
I was so happy that she at least got some replies, I get anxiety from seeing posts asking about starting activities and getting no replies
>>
>>172728870
As if the Asariboo would share her people's religious secrets with the likes of the Tempest crew.
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>>172728974
>tfw too empathetic
>mfw finding one of those youtube channels with countless videos and none of them have more than 30 views
>>
This thread needs more lewds of Scott
>>
>>172729241
Go to sleep, Sara
>>
>>172729241
You mean Vetra the best waifu
>>
What is the purpose of all this extra shit on the rank 5 pathfinder armor? Why did they ruin it?
>>
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>>172729241
It's too late to be playing around with the computer, Sara.
>>
>>172729474
Time to just switch to the Heleus armor I guess, the best armor in the game.
>>
DLC better have the option to play as your sibling or atleast have them available to join your squad, other wise whats the fucking point.
>>
>>172729241
Director Tann is that you?
>>
I would love to have a black emporium type thing in andromeda, after they unfuck augments of course
>>
>>172729528
The heleus armor is even fucking worse. It doesn't fit with the aesthetic of the game at all and the additions on rank 5 are hideous.
>>
>>172729581
>>172729581
>>172729581
New
>>
>Tfw no waifu
>>
Non reddit thread.

>>172729839
>>172729839
>>172729839
>>172729839
>>
>>172729652
>>172729923
>Two autistic posters fighting over making a nwe thread just as the old one dies
>>
>>172730202
That's only because the only dude is a redditor who makes cringeworthy OPs where he types ''mass errect''
>>
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>>172729241
>>
>>172729581
>>172729581
>>172729581
Real thread here, ignore autism OP >>172729923
>>
>>172729923
Based mods
>>
>>172709061
>a squad that literally comes at you and 3 minutes after introducing themselves you are forced to accept them into your ship
Nope. Tali and Liara are mandatory, but you can tell Garrus and Wrex to get fucked.
>>
>>172734256
Meanwhile you can't tell Fatbee and Taint to leave you crew. Fuck this game.
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