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Individualism edition

Andromeda is an open world rpg made by bioware with lots of choices which lets you play and be what you want.

>Syntheis IRL soon
http://www.theverge.com/2017/3/27/15077864/elon-musk-neuralink-brain-computer-interface-ai-cyborgs

>Cora
https://pastebin.com/JNb1T71a
If you are new and are worried about the negative reviews dont. The game is very enjoyable and fun for those who enjoy new bioware products and like the mass effect universe, it has a ton of exploration, characters, dialogue options and weapons, it is best to casually enjoy such a game instead of rushing it which is what most reviewers these days do.
The animations might be lacking but this was never bioware's strongest suit, the game has its fault but it is good.
This Andromeda hate has just become a meme, just like the Tortanic meme even though Swtor is still alive and brings out content and has a healthy population.

old >>172638430
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Cora is cute!
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Why do we have reddit OP's?
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>>172664851
Does this make you happy?
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>>172666335
damn if peebee had an ass like that i'd go even beyond the one night stand with her
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Cora is a cutie that deserves hugs!
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So anyone knwo what is the use of those things?
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>>172666238
Jaal is nothing like Garrus.
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Kandros for token squad turian in ME: A2

And Bain.
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>>172666516
poo boo wants them
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>>172666079
>>Cora
https://pastebin.com/JNb1T71a

Hey, I recognize that link!

>>172666335

Please, I bet her suit smells amazing.
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>>172666583
And the retard starts thread wars again
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>>172666583
>>172666743
You mean the 700+ post long thread?

Kill yourself.
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Reminder to don't argue about whose waifu/husbando is best because it only matters if they're the best to you
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>>172666743

Don't be a retard, retard.
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Reminder that this is the most fulfilling romance in the game and the best connected to the plot.
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>>172666871
this desu
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>>172666861
Did you even click the link you retard?

It's new.

THIS IS A REDDIT THREAD
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OP LITERALLY CANNOT STOP GARGLING COCK EDITION

MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9 (embed)

MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2 (embed)

Unlocking the game early via VPN
http://pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X (embed)

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ
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>>172666871

I never do, I just post the waifu I think is cute.
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>>172666871
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>>172666505
>>>Cora
that's a really nice image
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Did you guys embrace eternity?
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>>172666295
It's just the one faggot linking his shitty fic every time.
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High quality gaming
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>>172667308
Does the fling count?
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>>172667036
>Unlocking the game early via VPN
>Game's been out over a week

For what purpose?
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>find a side room in the Eos vault with a bunch of inactice Assemblers
>Sara saying we should check it out while Vetra and Cora freak out over this being a bad idea
>loot the chest, Sara is all like "see, it's just fine"
>on the way out, one of the Assemblers falls off the wall and scares the shit outta Cora
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Reminder that Vetra has a cute butt
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>>172666950
https://youtu.be/khnqjINmLIA?t=169
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are cute liams allowed?
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>>172667706
No

never
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>>172667572
she makes hank hill look thic desu
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>>172667572
She can't compare to Sara.
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>>172667706
>that completely neutral face

Who's the slut?
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>>172667706
Vetra seems to be jelly.
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>>172666079
>it's another nigger OP episode

why do you keep doing this
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>>172667389
Reddit is fuckin awesome

dafuq is your problem ?
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>>172667794
Jaal
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>>172667706
Who's Liam
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GENERAL

REMINDER
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>>172667837
THIS unironically

>>172666743
>>172666583
>>172667389
Based mods
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>ywn fuck Zia
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>>172667706
Liam doesn't look like he wants to be there.
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>>172666950
Even bioware recommend him. Truly canon for Sara.
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Why is Liam such an asshole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGo19jLqh_Q

I liked him before I heard that
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is OP a mod or why do the real threads always get deleted?
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i wanted to lesbian cora but... oh well
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>>172668006

this game is reddit
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>>172668006
>Autismus maximus
Bet you are a /pol/tard too
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>>172668006
let it nigga, you can make the next thread.
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>>172668132

That's a pretty cute Ryder.
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I aint playing MEA, could somebody spoil it for me?
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Nice app.
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>>172667892
>"H-hey Jaal, human guys congratulate each other by smacking each other on the arse. You should try it, yeah?"
>"Y-yeah, like that. But harder next time, mate. H-harder..."
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>>172668218
It's actually utterly not.
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>>172668102
lmao, he's right though

>>172668218
<3
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>>172668087
Jaal loved you the moste.
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Fuck off with these terrible OP's Ralph
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>>172668316
moo
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>Shitty op gets deleted
>This well done quality OP isnt
MODS=GODS
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>>172666950
Why would I want to fuck something as ugly as an angaran?
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>>172667706
>complete neutral face
>smile when Ryder goes in to kiss Gil
Liam confirmed in the closet.
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>>172668316
>s-stop liking wh-what I don't like!
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>>172666871
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Who team /dinosaur/ here?
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How do you start New game plus?
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>>172668520
Dem DSL.
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>>172668535
well, closet or not, i still got some dick. i was gonna stay with reyes but i thought i'd have a better shot at seein' ass if i went with liam

joke's on me :(
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>>172668298
that's the only thing I'm seeing too, in fact that's the only thing I've been seeing since I got the app
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>>172668674
and dat horrifying everything else.
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>>172668265
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>>172668667
are we talking about turians or krogan?
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>>172668132
>>172668358
>tfw no lesbian interracial with Cora

Would pay for vid.
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>>172668298
It means you can't use it and have the game open at the same time. How is this hard to work out.
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Weapon balance is so fucked in MP that everyone just uses sniper rifles
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Requesting a drawfag to draw Drack with a foxy grandpa hat
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>>172668791

I think he means both.
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>>172668667
Exemplary patrician taste anon
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>>172668602
if you can't handle the heat, don't make shitty characters
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>>172668763
They're not that bad. BioWare sucked at modeling their concept art but what else is new?
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>>172668839
But I don't even started origin yet.
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>>172668667
Always.
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>>172668791
Both. Everyone calls Turians birds, but I've always thought they look more like reptiles.

Besides, a lot of people call Vetra a raptor.
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>>172668763
Turians are ugly as fuck crusty raptors and that never stopped me.
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do you guys bother scanning planets in NG+?
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>>172669030
>They're not that bad.
They're like a xenomorph but without the unsettling alluring aspect. They're just fuck ugly and creepy looking.
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>>172669186
Isn't there a ton of Vetra art to choose from? Why do you fuckers repost the same shit?
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>>172669241
Only for a few upgrades near the end of the game.

Wait, which mass effect are you talking about?
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>>172666079
Nice OP
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>>172669392
that is like, literally the only Scott/Vetra picture.
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>>172667308
>tfw will never kiss peebee's tummy

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
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>>172669394
andromeda, I like seeing that 100% in the OT, but these animations in andromeda are driving me insane
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Kandros is such husbando material.
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>>172669392
Almost all of it is with Sara because Tumblr, so we only have a fraction to work with.
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>>172669327
I think they're way too human looking and conventional personally but to each their own I guess.
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>>172669576
Think Kandros is a biotic like his sister?
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Really need better beard options, they all look like they where painted on.
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>>172669392
Because drawfags are lazy and are being faggots
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>>172669479
More will come soon enough.
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>2017
>can't romance your cute sister
>Bioware being this bigoted

WHEN WILL BIOWARE STOP PANDERING TO THE RIGHT WING EXTREMIST
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>>172669232
A raptor is a generic term for a bird of prey like an eagle.
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>>172669576
Generic Turian as fuck. Even Avitus has more going for him.
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>>172669576
that's because he's related to Nyreen
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>>172669479
There's some others, but the quality varies wildly.
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>>172669630
Maybe, if so he would make for an interesting squadmate. Bioware please!!
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>>172669813
that is disgusting
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>>172669823
Literally what would make him an interesting squadmate? He's Cora tier bland.
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>>172668265
Newbies get put into difficult positions and grow up over the course of the game under the pressure of high expectations and responsibility but still retain a casual green mentality when not seen.

It's not executed perfectly, to say the least.

Also, cutest romances in any BioWare game.
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>>172669392
>Isn't there a ton of (BroRyder +) Vetra art to choose from?

NO. All the fan art and fan fiction is either Jaal/Sara or Vetra/shitty self insert fem Ryder.
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>>172669576
Garrus is dead, friendo. He's never coming back. Stop pining after the only male turian and go for the superior husbando instead.
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>>172669903
I was talking about if he would be a biotic. that would be interesting, because we haven't had a turian biotic squadmate.
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>>172669907
>Implying you're not self inserting into your shitty male Ryder
Get off your ass and make shit, then. Everybody wants to say fuck you to Tumblr and rightly so in most cases but they're the only ones that consistently create content.
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>>172669903
>Not loving the cutest Turian everyone wants to be boned by homo style

Holy shit how can you have such shitty taste in men
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So what's the deal with Sara's "Colonization ID"? A-303-Malapa or whatever. The russian sounding assistant said something about "A" designation and low augts and Sara being an "early adopter", the fuck is this all about?
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>>172669576
>not going for Kaetus or Avi instead

So close and yet so far, anon

>>172669630
They're cousins. He does have a sister though.
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>>172670068
>tired of being "the good one"
>come to andromeda
>becomes "the good one"
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>>172670068
He's the most generic Turian we've come across yet. Why would I care about him? If we're going to have a male Turian again, it'd better be somebody actually interesting and unique.

Simply being a Turian doesn't catapult a character into husbando status for me.
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>>172670120
Autism.
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>>172669981
S-Shut up, i can pine after whoever i want. I did romance Jaal, but it doesn't stop me from wanting some good ol turian dick
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>>172670120
I think it means she was signed up SUPER early for the AI since her dad probably was the one that signed her up.
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For
Academic
Purposes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSWxaC6CDZA
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>>172670120
Its literally plain as day, Hes surprised to see such an early adopter to the initiative.
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>>172670056
I don't self-insert into Ryder. He's too predefined for that.
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>>172670247
INCase need to do a sequel to this.
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>>172670189
>Implying his voice isnt sexy as fuck
>Implying being the leader of the militia isnt hawt
>Implying his face tatoos arent awesome
Like i said, shit taste
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>>172670120
It means if she wants to adopt a kid she will be on the front of the list because her code starts with an A.
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>>172670341
with more anal.
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That moment when you're talking to your sibling in a coma and tell them how wonderful habitat 7 is and the doctor just rolls his eyes.

Perfect.
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>>172670247
I mean, it makes sense. It's important to know if Angara cum is going to create electricity burns on other races.

Though I'm sure Lexi could already ask at least 20 Asari about Angara relations.
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>>172670247
I guess that means SAM really is recording the whole time, wonder if SAM could just make us cum like flicking a switch in our brain
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>>172670351
Why are all of the turians that pasty white?
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>>172670056
I'm trying anon, but it's going to be a while before I'm comfortable writefagging where anyone can see it.

I'll let you guys know if I ever become not hot garbage at it.
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>>172670229
>>172670327
Is that all? I thought it'd be some foreshadowing bullshit.
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>>172670351
He sounds like any other Turian, we've met a lot of Turian militia leaders, and his face tattoos are average.

Your husbando a generic. If he has any kind of interesting qualities in the books it didn't translate to the game.
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>>172670496
Most likely.

>yfw SAM gets addicted to the feeling of cumming and just makes you cum in the most inappropriate times
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>Fully Turian strike team fucks up three 80%+ chance missions in a row and gets a huge Remnant debuff
I hope "Retire" means they get fucking spaced
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>http:// primusno.tumblr.com/post/159034081047/so-my-friend-asked-me-if-i-could-design-an-angaran

>The knot acts pretty much like any other knot other than it has small barbs along it (here’s the cat dick part)) that flare out when the knot is completely expanded making it even harder to be pulled out. The barbs aren’t sharp or painful at all but they definitely wouldn’t feel good getting pulled out before the knot was deflated.

The fact that knotting on Angara takes such a long time, mainly due to the fact that you can’t rush it because of the barbs, being tied together is seen as a very important moment in being intimate, and being impatient during it is seen as very rude.
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>>172670668
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>>172670707
fuck off tumblr
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>>172670453

Wow, you're a piece of shit, dude.
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>>172670660
Shit anon, I needed this commission money for food.
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As a captain of a ship I would never ever hire anyone who looks like this to be responsible for weapon systems. What the fuck the designers are smoking? I kinda like the game but every time I see a human in conversation I burst out laughing. Look at this faggot, look at it. You just can't be serious...
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>>172670869
what weapon system :^)
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>>172670247
>for science!
>says the person who wrote ~1600 pages about krogan's dicks
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>>172670180
>mfw i let Sloane gets shot in the back
>Kaetus is really mad now
>Probably wants to murder me
I dont feel like being stabbed today Anon, unless its by his cock. Then maybe, but the last time i saw him he was really angry at me.

>Avi
>gay?
If he is bi maybe.
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Why do mods support Reddit ops?
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>>172670869
uhm, Gil is fucking epic

so STFU ??
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>>172670831
This is my second playthrough. I was honest last time already know how that plays out, time to be dishonest.
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>>172670869
>Gil looks fucking retarded
>Suvi looks like a blow up doll
idk man. It's odd to me that reyes is the only somewhat decent looking human.
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>>172670707
Is there literally any male Mass Effect alien that fangirls don't give a knot? Furries were a mistake.
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>>172670707
>barbed knot
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>>172671016
I just didn't even think people thought agaran had dicks. I thought they used their weird ass electricity zapping to reproduce similar to asari.
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>squad mates start to banter while driving
>immediately slam on the breaks so SAM doesn't interrupt.
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>>172670957
Avitus is gay, the turian pathfinder was his lover
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so, turian dicks are definitely pointy right?
wonder if it would hurt getting stabbed by that
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>>172671218

Tapered and light blue.
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>>172670957
>siding with spooky spic

Well that's you own fucking fault

Avi is Ultra Homo Overdrive by the way. Cutie is dedicated to the cock.
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>>172671016
>implying a knot isn't the best sex ever
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>>172671201
that's hellamazing if true
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How do I make a pretty female ryder?
I want the autism but I dont want the default
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>>172671003
It's not about personality it's how ridiculous they look. Every single one is hue of brown, not white, unrealistic lips, unrealistic beard, unrealistic hair, unrealistic eyes to the point of being amateurish. Go to www.cgtalk.com and check the gallery you will find hundreds of hobbyist works which are way more appealing than this turd of character design.

I'm not relating to their personality or what they say or the voice acting, that's all right but the visual design is not all right.

When the co-pilot of your ship looks like sex doll there is something wrong.
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>>172670707

>Barbed penis evolve because of rape
>Angara are evolved to rape
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>>172671368
Preset 9
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>>172671169
People only thought that if they fell for the BIOWARE NOT MODELING A FULL PENIS MEANS THEY HAVE NO PENIS meme.
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>>172671218
I imagine Turian dicks look like something Bad Dragon would make if they got really experimental.
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>>172671368
Preset 1.
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>>172671359
Did you even read the journals in turian arc? They are literally lovers

Bioware is fucking teasing us, we want a gay turian to day but everyone gets a turian husband but us
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>>172671368
>I dont want the default
Sara is cute
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>Sara is loud during the sex
I kinda feel sorry for tempest crew.
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>>172671218
pointed thin and long, as appose to a humans fist of a penis which is why more and more turian women are trying to find human lovers.
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>>172671562
>Gays get Avi
>Straights get Kandros
Perfect
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>>172671368
default sara is best sara.
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>>172671789
kaetus*
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>>172671368
>not wanting the meme machine

I shiggy diggy
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>>172671636
>yfw the walls are so thin you can hear the radio music from the bridge

Even the Salarian is going to develop a sex drive, sitting there.
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>>172671562
Were those 2 actually together? Sloane and that turian? I killed Sloane so I never found out if it was expanded upon.
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>>172671373
>>>/pol/
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>>172671789
>>172671859
Kandros for straights

Avi for gays

Kaetus for both, but you have to kill Sloane and Reyes, take over Kadara and claim him as your prize.
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>tfw got the banter bug again after having it with DAI

I'm tempted to quit Bioware games forever if they can't get their shit together.
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>>172672060
>Kaetus as the sex slave is given to the winner of Kadara
Top fucking kek
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>>172671964
Yes, they are.
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>>172670869
>insulting Gil
Leave
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So what is the re-playability of the Andromeda? Does it endure two runs? I thought I'd do male and female runs and with completely different skills for each time. But looking at the conversations doesn't really feel any choice really matters at all.
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Why is she named Peebee?
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>>172672262
It would be like Jack or PeeBee where you can either have hot and heavy fucking then and there, or you can build up to a relationship where you make love instead, then have him run Kadara in your stead.
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>>172672202
The next patch fixes it apparently

>>172672550
Her mother craved Peanut butter during the pregnancy.
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>>172666505
She's definitely worth it.

>>172672202
They said it's already been fixed on their end and it'll be in the next patch. We'll see how fixed it is though.
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>>172671373
What so unrealistic looking about Gil? Aside from the way he styles his stubble
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>>172672550
it's her own nickname for short of pelissaria something or something
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>>172672427
THIS THIS THIS

+1
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>>172672613
>>172672635
I've heard that before.
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>>172672550
Her name is peanut butter. That's her story and she's sticking to it.
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Is Alec Ryder actually dead? Do you ever get to see a body?
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>>172669981
I love that the fandom treats him like he's a big cat. Very cute.
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>>172672550
Pelessaria B'Sayle
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>>172670831
>>172670453
I lied about dad but told the truth about the habitats. Best to keep her expectations MEDIOCRE instead of 100% negative or positive.
>>
does the terminal on forward stations ever show anything interesting?
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>>172672795
Wouldn't Vetra be the one to fucking devour the helpless critter? Like large birds do?
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Can I have blueberry slut as my sidechick while I produce aryan offspring?
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>>172672879
But you can eventually make Habitat 7 livable so you technically aren't lying about it being good
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>>172672440
Some do more than others, recommend if you really like the gameplay.
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>>172672883
Not really.
>shit's fucked
>shit wasn't supposed to be fucked
>shit's on its way to being unfucked

>>172672985
No. Once you commit to Cora all side romances are locked off.
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>>172671016
Salarians.
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>>172672795
Well, he's a big cat.
>can't pat or hug whenever I want
He's an angara, for fugg's sake.
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>>172670189
People only like him because he is Nyreen's cousin
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>>172672795
>a big cat
since when are cats described with giant fuck head tumors?
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>>172672550
She wants sarah to rub her all over her body
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Peebee is an ugly person, both inside and out.
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>>172672985
At the moment there seems to be a bug where you can romance both of them, not sure how to do it though.
>>
Is there any good remnant weapon?
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>>172672664
If you need to ask you don't deserve an answer. Congrats being in majority of population: IQ < 90.
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>you will never have a turian bf inside you

Jaal can never fill the void that Garrus left
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>>172673201
I think it's the face, mostly. Though I thought they looked more like rabbits at first glance.
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>>172672635

That's p damn cute.
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>>172672879
Better to be honest about both, it's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
>>
Just a sanity check:

I know we're over this, but that chick who got grilled for having "Lead facial animator" in their twitter/instagram/linkedin/etc. profiles. Despite claims that it was a photoshop, or that she had nothing to do with it, I'm pretty sure I checked myself that it was there, but now I'm starting to doubt that, and thinking maybe I just saw pictures. Between her accounts/posts, and her friend's tweets, there was definitely evidence that she was involved somehow, despite what bioware said, wasn't there?

I don't have a problem with her, I just want to know if I'm crazy and/or remembering it wrong. Certainly not blaming individual employees for management shipping sub-par deliverables and ignoring QA.
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>>172673438
Doesn't she freak out hearing that though?
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>>172673505
In the moment yeah, but she is grateful when she finally wakes up and is able to get over it faster.

Not sure how she reacts after she wakes up if you lie though.
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>>172673354
One day anon, maybe Avitus will be a crew member in ME:A2
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>>172673081
This. I want hug prompts, it's not like they wouldn't make sense.
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What if Cora grew up on a farm as a cowgirl, with a cute southern drawl?
>http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/d/DrMorpheus/498451/DrMorpheus-498451-AJ_1.jpg
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>>172673751
Isn't there a merchant like that on Harvarl
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>>172673729
no way EA will greenlight a sequel
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>>172666079
why is OP such a faggot
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>>172673956
>no way EA will greenlight a sequel
>implying the game isnt going well due to the meme autism
>implying the game isnt fun and the hate thing is just a meme people jump on
A sequel will definitely happen
>>
>>172673956
>the third biggest release of the year thus far won't get a sequel

okay.gif
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>>172673956
that solely depends on sales/returns and the amount of micro-transactions. If they are fine, they'll greenlight it.
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>>172673426
If they do a sequel I hope we don't get shafted when it comes to romance partners returning.
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>>172673956
come on famalam

It 100% will get sequel
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>>172673956
It'll make its money, and EA loves that dosh.
>>
The Gil/Jill baby thing is weird
>>
I'm curious, what does she say if you choose bottom-left? Considering you're fucking one now.
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>>172673834
Yes there is a cowgirl lady
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>>172674196
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>>172674154
we're only 3/4 months in

>>172674196
>le /pol/ boogeyman
nice try, but fuck off OP
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Daily reminder Sara sucks Alec cock
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>>172674484

Lucky you, I just picked that. She says "not helping, Ryder". You say something along of the lines of "I was afraid of Turians when I was little. You're a stern race"
>>
>Looking for Bronze matches, win a Bronze Match
>Host sets it to Silver+Kett for the next one
>Get to Wave 6 before everybody dies
Fucking Cunt.

Least I know my Turian Soldier and his shitty Raptor 1 can hold his own on Silver
>>
>>172674716
delete this Sara is not a slut
>>
Is bestbro cucking me with bestgirl?
Seen 'em being together a bunch of time. They'd make a great couple.
>>
Custom or default Ryder? Male or Female.
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>>172674716
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>>172674904
If you got this version of the scene then no, they're just making a bet on who can kill more enemy soldiers. Tali's confident because she won when they made a wager about Ilos. Garrus thinks it'll be different because they're not fighting geth.
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>>172674904
They only get together if you're not already with one of them.
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Ohhhhh god, my fucking sides

I can't tell you how hard I laughed when this happened
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>>172675029
Custom female or default male.
>>
>>172675029
Default for both.
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>>172667308

I thought about, but nah, I want my scotch bonnet.

...still thought about it.
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>>172675080
She probably is mad because Alec likes to bone his daughter instead of her

>>172674904
GARRUS A FUCKING SHIT, DATING THAT WHORE IS A FUCKING BETRAYAL
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>>172675109
ASSUMING CONTROL
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>>172673320
Pls respond.
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>>172675273
No they're all ugly.
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>>172675109
Looks like they embraced eternity.

>>172675182
Yeah, terminal illness my ass, Alec just wanted to get rid of her and poisoned her, that's probably the real reason why he got dishonorably discharged.
>>
>tfw stuck with lancer\avenger since ME1
>me3 was an uphill battle at first due to low damage
>eventually upgrades made the weapon fairly decent
>lancer is effectively the same thing but with slightly more damage and infinite ammo
>mea
>begin exploring new gear/weapon system
>find vintage heatsink
>best overheat system so far
>actually reduces magazine sizes
>infinite ammo but cooling down constantly
>shitty ME3 avenger noises
>in fact all guns except for widow sound like shit

also please tell me that i can get more than 20 rounds with this freaking attachment
>>
>if Andromeda gets a sequel I'll happily support bioware's C team and EA's business practices all in the name of barbed dick husbandos
where the fuck did you all come from and why didn't you stay there
>>
>>172675029
Custom for Both.

Unless you want silly meme faces, then Default for Both
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>>172674747
>she doesn't make fun of the fact that he's now dicking his childhood fear

disappointing desu.
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>>172675489
The fuck did I do that offened you, whitey?
>>
>>172675429
/meg/ survived for five empty years purely on a putrid lifeblood of Xeno waifus and husbandos. What the fuck were you expecting to happen?
>>
>>172675489
made me kek
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>>172675601
>Unless you want silly meme faces, then Default for Both
what
the opposite is true
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>>172675489
>>172675640
Fuck off with this lazy fucking bait.
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>>172675429
You don't want to know
How far I'd go
For a Turian or Salarian Husbando
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>>172675029
The defaults are meme tier, but still infinitely better than the abominations coming out of the character creator.
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>>172675429
THIS, i want my fucking polite Krogan or Turian husbando!!!
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>>172675029
default male isn't that bad to be honest. His "beard" is just a joke.
>>
Why does everything fall the fuck apart when its time to eliminate targets? Its like the team shits itself.
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>>172670341

Agreed

Knowing Incase though it'd probably have futa

And that's gay
>>
>>172675429

Stop acting like it's the worst game ever made because some dumb fuck youtube memers said so you fucking idiot. The game is easily a solid 7.
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>>172675429
What are the odds the sequel just ends up just being a mod for Rack 2.
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>>172676271
I like you
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>>172676271

Futa is gay, anon
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>>172676345
If futa is gay, then vagentlemen are straight?
You would fuck a truck driver with a surgical pussy?
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>>172676271
And you haven't been banned for this yet why?
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>>172676165
pretty defensive, and so's your mom
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>>172676472

Not going down a tangent, man. Futa is gay and gay is for fags.
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tfw no salarian bf
>>
tfw no krogan bf
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>>172676732
This face?
>>
> On Kett ship
> Get "ambushed" after door locks
> Party acts like we're getting overwhelmed for some reason even though enemies are being effortlessly dispatched
> Salarian pathfinders swoops in and "rescues" us by providing support
> Ryder thanks them for "saving our asses".

I hate when they do this.
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>>172676772
tfw no krogan gf
>>
>>172670453
Whoa she asks if Andromeda is the perfect world we wanted.

I said yes. It's exactly what I wanted. No lies.
>>
>>172676708
If futa is gay then it means vagentleman are straight because they are the literal opposite and you would fuck one since you are straight .

Stop running away and admit you are just scared of sick, futas aren't gay
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>>172676658

Underage, just like I thought. Go back to watching your favorite effeminate male or edgy retard youtubers playing flavor of the month games.
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>>172676732
tfw no Salarian gf
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>>172676839
>Salarian pathfinders swoops in and "rescues" us by providing support
When I did this they left 2 secs later as one of them got injured. Pretty funny.
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I don't really have any suggestive pictures for this
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>>172676812
Is this from that ios game
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>>172676854
tfw no krogan milf
>>
>all of the party members show up for the final fight.

That was pretty neat. Though it could've been a little more dramatic. I was just like "Wait... is that Liam there? He's not in my party. Is this a bug? Wait, Cora is there too! And Peebee!"

Wasted opportunity for a nice dramatic entrance cinematic.
>>
every time i actually put consumables on the game crashes on the 5th or 6th wave
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>>172676085
Are we playing the same match?
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>>172677032
>see raeka stand up next to ryder
>she's like 2m tall

Really surprising at first now that Salarians are the height they were supposed to be
>>
>>172677278
lol kek'ed hard at this post

TOP KEK
>>
Whats the theory on the Jardaan? Where did they go and why?
>>
>>172677010
are you implying you're not here because MEA's flavor of the month
>>
So, keep drive core + create Krogan sovereign nation, or give Krogan the drive core?
>>
>>172677412
Weren't Krogan supposed to be like...8ft or something?
>>
>>172677641

I've been coming to /meg/ off and on since at least 2011.
>>
What is even the point of bringing krogans along to andromeda? why would you ever want those space niggers with you
>>
WHY ARE YOU JOINING A MATCH IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE 20 MINUTES TO READY UP
>>
>>172677032
Raeka is cute and pure!
>>
Does anyone have a download link to the soundtrack?
>>
>>172677616
Sentient AI species. Wiped out by the Scourge on a software level. Their architecture is more reminiscent of Geth than organic. No households, public places, or art; circuitry on the floor and walls. Yep. The Vaults were probably Jardaan hub-cities. Those pyramids being servers.
>>
>>172677896
hope you're not who I think you might be then.
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>>172678182

I doubt it. Never been a namefag or much of a poster in general.
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>>172676165
>solid 7
you don't actually know what that means.
pic related is the original solid 7 post on the left.
>>
Vetra Nyx is a cheap whore who'd let the whole Turian Ark run a train on her for 5 credits
>>
>Finally get vanquisher and start using it
>All these kills
Damn, no wonder everyone uses it
>>
>>172679063
...and?
>>
Do you do Elladen before or after going to the Tafeno System?
>>
Alright /meg/, the time has come and you have been taken out of cryo and now you have a choice to go to whatever settlement ryder has set up. which one do you choose?
personally i'd go to the eledaan because the view of the planet next to it is SO GOOD.
>>
Is power combo effectiveness determined by game difficulty like it was in Mass Effect 3?

iirc the multipliers were like
0.5 narrative
0.75 casual
1.5 normal
2.5 hardcore
3 insanity and multiplayer except platinum

and then platinum had its own special damage bonus that was fucking insane, like 5x or something, making it virtually impossible to clear platinum within an hour without a team made up of nothing but power combo-friendly characters
>>
>>172679314
Nexus. Because Sid is there. I like Sid.
>>
>>172679380
shit I didn't even realize that was a thing

combos did more damage on higher difficulties?
>>
>>172677971
Good muscle for any dangers the Initiative thought they might encounter?
>>
>>172679314
Considering on literally every shitty little outpost you can journey less than 200 meters and find a kett, roekarr, or outlaw base, I think I'd stay on the Nexus.
>>
>>172679151
is there something that makes the Vanquisher far superior to the Black Widow? Some hidden attribute or something?

BW seems to have better stats but 3 shots rather than 4. Is the 4th shot that much of a difference? I never see people mention the BW any more.
>>
ME the Movie when?
I want James Cameron to make a ME movie.
>>
>>172679314
Nexus, Meridian if available or Voeld once it melts.

Havarl or Aya might be cool but I doubt I qualify.
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>>172679314
Meridian.
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>>172677820
I gave it to them. Just got to Andromeda so no point in already starting shit with the krogan.
>>
...two saves got corrupted and now load with no items and the third save has invisible walls around the third remenant site on whatever the ice world is... I guess I start over?
>>
>tfw you'll never burn kadara with orbital strikes.
>>
>>172679314
Ask to be put back in cry and shot to the Milky Way where all the good looking waifus are.
>>
So whats the reason they don't retake the other sites on Eos? You could have 1 military outpost and the other two science outposts, they'd just need a clean up.
>>
>tfw don't want to leave eos because it's literally space arizona

what a comfy fucking planet
>>
>>172679787
>>172679731
Come on, Meridian is cheating.

Voeld would be amazing for me. Beautiful aurora at night, year-round skiing, no fucking bugs to bother me and the cold temperatures are manageable with a nice winter coat.
>>
>>172679918
I assume they'll go back and get them once Prodromos is thriving. At the very least they could salvage the equipment there.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrZWhN4oB90
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>>172679976
Don't forget the buggy big aliens that are just stuck in one spot and can't attack. Make good lawn ornaments
>>
>>172680072
What happens if you pick the top right option "The Tempest"?
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Goddamn, that tummy!
>https://bagwinarts.tumblr.com/image/159045757723
I so want to lick those abs.
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>>172680072
Well technically he already has a dragon to guard him.
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>>172680072
>that little giggle

god, she's so cute
>>
So just to confirm: you can save the Hyperion captain as long as you have all pathfinders, even if they're all backups?
>>
I like this place
>>
>>172680270
Where's the dick?
>>
>>172680475
There isn't one. Asari don't have dicks. Go away.
>>
>>172680252
She says the Tempest isn't a home, but she understands if I want to take my time before settling down.

Made me feel like maybe I should've picked PB.

I do actually believe that the Tempest is the best home. Didn't move to another galaxy because I was he type to settle down on a planet.
>>
>>172680270
Peebee has no abs though
>>
>>172680270
>no blue tummy to caress
>>
Woah what the fuck?

You can get an LMG in Mass Effect 2? AND IT'S SOLDIER EXCLUSIVE REEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>172680349
She can die? I had Raeka, Sarissa, and Best Boy. She went down with the ship but then pulled a Grunt and survived.
>>
I remember when there were Quarians in the Alpha leak video

Now there arent
>>
Shepard DLC when?
>>
>>172680701
Yeah she can die.
>>
Is it normal for the game to run like complete dogshit? I have a 970 and I can't even play it on medium. The multiplayer is especially bad, it constantly stutters and runs <30 fps at best. I updated my drivers and it didn't help at all. I want to buy it but based on the trial it seems to run about as well as a quadriplegic
>>
>>172679653
Just unlocked one. Give me a match or 2 to see what it's like
>>
>>172680545
That's disappointing. I thought that was the time when she'd say that line I heard in the audio files but not in the game. Roughly "stepping on to the Tempest that day was the best decision I ever made". Is that anywhere?
>>
>>172680701
If you don't have all Pathfinders present, she will die in the crash. I don't think it matters which ones you picked, as long as you have them.

I had Hayjer, Sarissa and Avitus. Hayjer's actually a really cool guy to talk to.
>>
>>172680738
The only way that could work would be if they cloned Shepard from DNA they had on the station for some reason
>>
>>172680475
Curled up inside, just as usual, until she grows aroused.
>>
>ywn come out of cryo and go to live and work on Voeld
>ywn meet a qt Turian and settle down
>ywn spend your evenings snuggling together, enjoying the scenery, keeping warm together and eventually growing old
[email protected]
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>>172679314
Voeld, i like snow and science. Also the aurora is beautiful, and it'll really shine once the ice melts
>>
>>172680795
I've got a 970 and haven't encountered anything like that. Most settings on high, one or two on high or medium thrown in and there haven't been any hiccups that I've noticed.

>>172680820
Can't remember the exact context of the conversation but I heard that line from her yesterday. It's not tied to romance either.
>>
>>172680795
Revert to older drivers and disable Shadowplay.

Graphics are retarded anyway. Might as well turn the shit down to 720p low for maximum frame rate
>>
>>172680820
She says that line on the mountaintop if you are not romancing her or if you friendzone her.
>>
>>172681026
>ywn go to a different galaxy with an AI jammed in your head that lets you become a godmode combatant and to turn on remnant tech despite no one else being able to do it

fuck girlfriends I wanna build an empire
>>
So the most amazing thing just happened guys! I took my Angara insurgent into firebase magma. Team of 4. Three musketeers and our errand boy. The mighty trio and the other guy. We posted up in the back corner. I set my mines in all entryways and placed baby June bug to distract enemies in our flank. I spotted my naladen blasting people from a distance. We completed all of our objectives. Everything went smoothly I dare say. Pretty good for a bunch of aliens.

Then came extraction. We held our corner position only to become overrun. The asari was the first to charge away only to realize she done goofed. Surrounded by wild beast she became mangled. The heroic krogan went to her aid but was taken mad damage. Our salarian went to lay down supporting fire as best as he could. My moment to shine arose. I ran at full speed, kept into the air, activated my shield boost to keep them alive while midair and and... And the game fucking crashed.

Anti climatic you might proclaim. Fucking pissed off I was.
>>
>>172679314

I like cold weather, so I'll take Voeld. I'd consider Eos simply because Padromos seems like it gets more resources than the other outposts
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>>172681069
Fuck, meant one or two on ultra in addition to most everything else on high.
>>
>>172681125
Okay, that makes sense. The line was tied to the mountain climbing scene.
>>
>>172681220
Some of us just want humble lives to share with a loved one.
>>
So why didn't they establish another outpost a few miles away from the map area if this particular area was barren and crawling with kett and murderers?

Why are planets treated like fucking islets?
>>
why'd the turians make a homo their pathfinder
>>
>>172679314
>tfw human
>tfw come out of stasis on Meridian

I'd want to be on a Pathfinder team though. Sucks the human Pathfinder is already all kitted up, maybe I can get on Raeka's team...
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>>172680795
Gpus arent the only thing that contribute to how your computer handles games. Whats your ram/cpu? Also tthe multiplayer runs like fucking dogshit no matter your specs, especially when you host. I get 100+ frames with my rig in single player and I bounce between 40 to 20 frames constantly in MP when I host.
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>>172681445
Doesn't need to worry about repopulation, can focus on his job.
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>>172681445
Maybe they're like the ancient Greeks and think it makes you a better fighter and that it's totally not gay if you pound your best bud's asshole.
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>>172681445
Hierarchy used the ark as a way to get undesirables away
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>>172666871
But it's every anon's solemn responsibility to inform others of how wrong their tastes are.

For example, I bet you don't even want to dress Asari up as maids and have them polish your helmet.
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>>172681227
you posted that one or two threads ago already
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>>172680252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjIeJRtP8Zo
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>>172681591
Well, turian culture seems influenced by the roman empire. And the romans were highly encouraged to have relations with men.
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>>172680820

I think she says that during the rock climbing if you guys are just friends? I've definitely heard it in game
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>>172681386
I don't want love, love is stupid, I want to crush hostile civilizations beneath my bootheel and secure our place in the galaxy.

I also just got broken up with not too long ago.
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>>172681789
>And the romans were highly encouraged to have relations with men.

I'm not sure who taught you history, but it's evident they knew very little.
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>>172682015
I worded myself wrong, i meant that there was no loss of masculinity and status loss from banging a man. So not encouraged, but not shunned either.
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>>172682015
>"Roman men were free to enjoy sex with other males without a perceived loss of masculinity or social status, as long as they took the dominant or penetrative role."
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>>172681913
I hope you find peace and learn to love again.
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>>172681913
Avitus is that you
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>tfw no scene where Scott just gets up in the middle of the night and stares into the bathroom mirror, wondering what the fuck happened to him to make him fuck and waifu a raptor
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>>172682362
Meaning they still looked down on such things. Not for nothing did they mock the greek for being literal boyfuckers.
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>>172681913
a noble purpose
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>>172682553
>tfw he sees Vetra's reflective eyes glowing behind him.
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>>172682553
>a pair of glowing green eyes appear in the darkness behind him
>Scott stares unblinking as the tears roll silently down his face and the talons tighten around his body
>no escape
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>>172682768
>>172682805
Beat me to the punch by 14 seconds. Ah well, great anons think alike.
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>>172682805
>tfw no femtur gf to hunt you down, if you try to escape her cuddling you
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>>172666335
Yes.
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>>172682553
>Scott looks into his own eyes
>Thinking back through his life
>all the GF's he's ever had
>all human
>all forgettable
>Vetra knocks on the bathroom door
>"Scott, are you Ok?"
>"Yeah, I'm fine"
>"Can I come in"
>A smile crosses Scott's face, a bad thought came to his mind, and he liked the look of it.
>"yeah"
>Vetra walks through the door, naked
>She moves over behind Scott and wraps her arms around Scotts waist
>Scott pulls his eyes away from their own reflection, turning to meet Vetra's
>No words are said
>Scotts expression is enough
>Vetra keeps her eyes locked on Scotts reflection as her right talons move south
>"I love you"
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>>172667706
Liam was supposed to be bro-tier but he fucking sucked. He's more like Sera than My girl peebs.
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>>172681521
I have 16gb of ram, 4690k. I guess I'm always hosting multiplayer games then? Because it's seriously unplayable. Is there anything you can do to improve it?
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>>172682567
Posted at the same time as anon's disclaimer
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>>172683449
You may die knowing you at least made this anon a little happier.
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>>172683275
>tfw she's a predator built for sprint speeds no human can match
>tfw you try to lock down a defensible position
>tfw you forget about the vents until it's too late
>tfw you feel her subvocals in your bones from right behind you
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>get heleus defender v
>dumb handle clips through your head constantly and looks like trash

come the HECK on
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Niftu Cal's arrived in Andromeda when?
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>>172683275
>you escape your home.
>it's dark, the stars barely visible through the thick alien flora.
>hear her screeching in the distance.
>She's calling for you.
>You start running, panting in the cool dark night.
>"Coam bak!" She slurrs, twisting and bending your language on her sharp mandibles.
>Sharp plants tear at your skin, you fall into a puddle and scratch your hand.
>You stumble but keep running.
>Seconds later she finds your scent on the plants and rocks.
>She realizes you're bleeding.
>She's silent now. No screeching. Only the steady thrum of her long legs propelling her forward, talons tearing into the damp earth, ripping leaves and branches snapping.
>She's gaining on you.
>You're being hunted.
>Everything hurts.
>You hear her breath. She's fast.
>She grabs you around your waist and lifts you up.
>You both tumble to the ground, the rolls and takes the impact on her armoured back-carapace.
>She leaves a deep indentation in the soil.
>Defeated and exhausted, you let her sling you over the shoulder and carry you home.

>An hour later she's tending to your wounds and cooing happily.
>She kisses your forehead and curls up beside you.
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>>172684404
>upgrade pathfinder set
>is so fucking bulky you can't even tell if femryder is a chick with her helmet on
I guess I'm just gona continue to use shitty low level armor
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>go on a one way colonization trip to another galaxy
>the sjws not only allow, but encourage, gays, lesbians, inter-species, etc., relations
>this on top of the fact that the already tiny gene pool is at least a third smaller than it should be since tens of thousands of colonists are already dead/missing

>thinking this makes any sense
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oh boy I'm gonna play so much ME:2 tonight instead of kissing girls.

i'm gonna be upset on monday!
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>>172683449
Cute.
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>>172684625
First of all, colonists were probably hard to come by, seeing as they had to leave everything they knew to wake up in 600 years knowing everyone they've ever known was dead. At least for everyone but the Asari and krogan.
Second, creating enough genetic diversity only requires about 25 couples. I think the 100,000 colonists covers that with some space for the gays.
Hell, the 20,000 on the arks covers that with room for the gays.
Third, Gil is gay and still having a baby.
Don't be a faggot.
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I wonder how long the Salarian equivalent of a 'second' lasts. As in what is their smallest colloquial unit of time.
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>>172685074
it's the same, they are aware of their short lifespans, the more intelligent the more aware, that's why Mordin talks so fast.

the fact that other species think time is different for them is just racist.
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>>172684625
gene bank niggaaaaa
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>>172684539
>MUH

I don't think I'd be able to run very far whilst rocking a full mast fearboner
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>>172685176
>racist
I wonder if there'll ever be real aliens to be racist against.
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>>172685176

> it's the same

I seriously doubt that the Salarian's shortest unit of time is exactly the same as humans, which is based on a division of earth's rotation into 24 hours and 1/3600 of an hour.

It's a different number. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's shorter.
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>>172685176
Mordin should have just let me love him.
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>>172674447
It really is. Gives me the impression that she wishes he weren't gay. At least I can get involved so that Jill doesn't one day try making a move on Gil.

Then again she probably dreams of getting DP'd by Ryder and Gil. I'm gonna do NG+ to see how things are if I saw I don't want the kid
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>>172684539
Very cute, it is important to keep your waifus primal instincts sharp

>"Coam bak!" She slurrs, twisting and bending your language on her sharp mandibles.

I want to see a Turian speak English now, I bet they sound like parrots
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>>172685431
oh, you were talking about unit of measurement.
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>>172684539
Nice!
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>>172685469
>fags
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>>172685557

"Smallest colloquial unit of time" does not make you think of 'unit of measurement'?
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>>172685302
Maybe it's done as a roleplay thing. On a world without many people.
You run off first, naked maybe or just in underwear.
She waits, just as nude. and aroused
The timer ticks down. She steadies herself, then it rings and she shoots off into the forest like a sprinting hunter of old.
It all ends with sex in the grass under the moon.
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Played with the Black Widow
It's okay. The 3 shots feels like a huge drawback especially when multiple enemies are around but otherwise not much of a difference.
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>>172684948
>creating genetic diversity only requires 25 couples

No it fucking doesn't you inbred shit.
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thresher maws a cutes
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Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually ditaeon command. They're busy tending to what's left of their outpost. So you survived our fight on Kadara. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire outpost is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Ryder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -RV
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>>172684539
>you let her sling you over the shoulder and carry you home.

I wanted her to carry me in her arms while stammering in broken english how she was scared that I was lost
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>>172685485
I've got this image in my head now of a dude being chased through the woods by a femtur wanting a mate whilst the rest of the hunting pack run alongside her and shout encouragement.

Of course the dude doesn't understand and is pissing himself because the Turian translation for "Yeah! Get some, girl!" Is roughly along the lines of "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEONK".
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>>172685594
>being THAT guy
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>tfw apex rating 2 joins your silver mission squad
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>>172685939
>mfw I didn't look at the trip at first

I want to get off this ruse cruise
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>>172685979
Girls Night Out.
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>>172685704
>he uses guns
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>>172686207
>playing bronze to level up a new character
>apex rating 2200 or so
>everyone else is apex rating 0
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>>172686631
>upset new people are playing bronze
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>>172685656
Vetra would probably be up for it.
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Wouldn't the journey to Andromeda have taken much less time due to time dilation at FTL speeds? Especially since the arks are moving at about 3493 times the speed of light.
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>>172684539
>>172685656
>>172685979
I really hope that one of those writefags promising femtur stuff is still in here and is getting some ideas from this, this shit is gold.
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>>172686927
Ain't nobody has time to calculate that, much less bioware.
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>>172686927

Don't think about it
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>>172686927
I'm pretty sure that if you take time dilation into account you render conventional FTL impossible, so nah.
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>>172685656
>She's giggle chirping.
>A cute sound from a cute alien.
>She's setting the timer, panting, occasionally rubbing her legs together.
>"You ready?"
>You nod, you're ready in more ways than one.
>Her arousal is evident, she smells like minty lead.
>She pokes your erect member and smiles. "I'm gonna get both of you!"
>Then the timer clicks and you run off, naked soles in the soft grass.
>Her giggling is still audible, but fading rapidly as you run off into the grasslands.
>Towering stone pillars cast dim shadows across the landscape. The moon casts a soft bluish light across the endless plains.
>You can barely hear her triumphant yell echo across the ancient stone faces.
>Time's up, she's coming for you.
>You keep running, her sense of smell is too good for hiding to be an option.
>The pillars serve as good cover, but she's faster than you.
>Suddenly you plunge your foot into wet coldness.
>Fresh water, streaming down the distant mountains. Shimmering in the moonlight.
>You run along the stream, letting the water absorb your scent.
>It's getting deeper, you slow down as the chilly water reaches your knees.
>A pair of shining jewels appear on the horizon, she's getting closer.
>You can't outrun her, and she can still see and hear you.
>An idea.
>You lay down in the stream, it's cold but not uncomfortably so. A pleasant contrast to the warm air.
>She loses track of you.
>Only your nose and mouth are above the surface. She expects to chase a running figure, you're invisible in the water.
>A stray giggle escapes your lips.
>That was a mistake.
>"Aha!" She yells.
>You explode out of the water and take off running.
>She's on your tail.
>You dodge and weave, skidding on the moist grass.
>She's panting when she finally catches you.
>You made her work for it.
>A shared grin, an exhausted chuckle before a loving kiss.
Her pleasured screeches echo across the stone-pillars.
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>>172687353
Love me based anon
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>>172687507
Thanks anon I'm glad you like it.
>>
Pretty deep Cora
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Why is Vetra the best romance option?
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>>172687542
No problem based anon. Any chance on cont.?
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>>172687610
Because she's so damn cute.
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Is there any female angara I can fuck?
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edd's still around?
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>>172687579
Oh it gets deeper.
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>>172687173
This. Lightspeed is a hard limit in physics. If you throw that out, then you're just making shit up.
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>>172687353
>I CAN'T STOP CUMMING
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>>172686927
Nah because they aren't moving faster than light, mass effect fields take some of the distance away...I think, shit I know I saw some technobabble for this somewhere.
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>>172687705
There's only the one you can end up kissing
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Jaal is best boy.
Vetra is best girl.
Cora is only good if you like traps
Poopee deserved the ability to kill her or kick her out.
Gay male ryders deserve to burn in hell for their sins.
Suvi doesn't exist.
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>>172687579
Post that scene but they're still in combat so they're getting spit at please.
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>>172688004
Nobody even talks about Suvi any more.

That's even worse than being awful, she's just.. forgettable.
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>>172688004
TUMMY
KISSU
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>>172687610
Because she's tall, cute, protective, has a minigun, and has absolutely lewd hand holding.
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>>172686207
>join a gold mission
>lobby is filled will two lvl 1 and a lvl 3
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>>172687353
Fuckin A., anon

>>172688004
Yeah, can't argue with that. Cock Goblin Ryder is salvageable if he ever gets some decent options tho.
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>>172688139
Leaving that message on Poc for you was pretty cute.
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Was Sarissa in the right or wrong? im unsure what to do with her, because she clearly thought she was doing the right thing but sacrificing the pathfinder to keep the data.. how did that help them exactly? they were still fucked anyway.
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>>172688429
>ywn fug an asari
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Do you think Vetra took any time to study how to please the human vagina before getting filthy with Sara?
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>>172688536
Good
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>>172688349
Gil's ok, I just don't like Jill very much. Reyes will stab you in the back though
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>>172688485
She was wrong IMO. I outed her but kept her as Pathfinder.
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>>172688485
She did nothing wrong. Spreading hate about her does absolutely nothing positive in theory. All it does is potentially turn civilians agaisnt their pathfinder. What does that accomplish?
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>>172687610
Because she tries her best.
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>hahah I'm so good at poker please play me
>did I mention that I own everyone at poker?
>I'm so good at it

I can't be the only one that completely rekt him using SAM and didn't tell him just to shut him the fuck up.
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>>172688591
No, because the most she ever did with Sara was source her a rare lego kit to keep Sara distracted while she got busy with Scott.
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>>172688485
It was data on how to navigate the scourge so it was pretty fucking valuable
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>>172688591
When she said "I have a surprise for you", dinner was clearly only part 1. Part 2 would be that she was studying how to please human dick/vagina orally beforehand, hence why she pushes Ryder onto the bed before the cut to black, followed by slurping/licking sounds.
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>>172688012
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>>172688004
Sahuna best mom.
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Aside from the visual bullshit which is honestly hilarious to me and not a detractor, if I enjoyed the first 3 mass effects a lot, even 3, would I probably enjoy this game?
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>>172688536
>no infinite supply of asari qts to fug
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>>172687737
Yup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-dq2Y4Z-Y

>>172687616
>>172687353
>You make passionate love to her on the plains.
>She leaves deep grooves in the grass when you finally manage to bring her to a screeching climax.
>You collapse on top of her. Panting.
>A shared silence follows, you listen to the wind. Watch the stars.
>She's got a hand on your shoulder, you've never really noticed but she's actually pretty warm.
>She closes her eyes for a moment and sighs happily.
>No words are necessary.
>After awhile the night chill is getting too intrusive, you start shivering.
>She rises up, groaning as she stretches out before pulling you up beside her.
>"Come on." She murmurs, and you walk slowly back to your home.
>You're both filthy by the time you get back. You've got facepaint on your cheeks and she's got dirt and grass between her plates.
>You both stumble into the shower. The warm water feels like heaven on your skin.
>You clean each other lazily, as if in slow motion. She washes your hair and she's delighted to have a husband/lover/boyfriend with small and soft fingers to pick away soil and tufts of grass in places she can't reach.
>The butler-drone brings a pair of heated towels.
>You wipe each other off and collapse in bed, exhausted.
>When you finally awaken it's lunch-time.
>The bird-lizards chirp outside.
>She made you breakfast.
>Fragile earth-bread stood no chance against her talons.
>That poor sandwich.
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>>172688628
>fags
you, gil and reyes deserve to be pence zapped.
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>>172688994
Sure
>>
Do we talk about multiplayer in here or is it just waifus
>>
Saying Shepard is better than Ryder is like saying Kirk is better than Picard
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>>172688835
He only mentions it like two times

Also
>using this as an argument for a bad character
Vetra
>I'm know how to smuggle
Cora
>Did you know I'm a powerful biotic who worked with asari huntresses?
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>>172689128
who is ur favourite waifu from multiplayer? mines the female adept
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>>172688969
Thanks
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>>172689128
Talk about what you want, as long as you're not a dull turd people will probably join in. Bring up Trump and/or Spooks if you really want to get people posting.
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>>172689217
Human female sentinel has dat voice and fluffy sex hair
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>>172688651
>What does that accomplish?
The expectation that pathfinders are transparent and own up to the shit they do, whatever they do.

Didn't move millions of light years to set up the same corrupt shadow government shit "because people wouldn't understand."

I outed her out then told her to stay Pathfinder and own up to it. and she turned out fine, even thanked me later.
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>>172689217
I sexually identify as a carnifex pistol
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>>172689168
I think they both fit their respective settings
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>>172689217
female infiltrator a cutie
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>>172689039
>complaining about gays
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>>172689271
>>>/pol/
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>>172689026
I should've guessed it was you.

Nice to see you're not dead quite yet.

and have good taste in aliens, apparently
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>>172689217
Salarian Infiltratior is my husbando.
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>at the end of ME3
>anderson dies
>start to tear up a bit
>a fucking child comes up to me and read the god damn wiki in front of me for 20 minutes
>shoot the cunt for fun
>I actually got an ending by doing that
>>
What would /meg/ say are some of the best abilities? Worst?
I'm drowning in combos thanks to the overload, incinerate, energy drain set up.
But holy shit MP has shown me how crappy some individual abilities can be, namely flak cannon.

>>172689217
Turian havoc trooper
>"Out of the sky."
>"To hot to handle!"
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>>172689494
What'd I tell ya, instant replies.
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>>172689534
Muh nigga
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>>172688628
>Reyes sending that email being all butthurt that I shot him
What a fag. Also why did bioware force me to bro it up with him? That drinking scene was stupid.
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>>172686927
the idea behind Mass Effect's FTL is that you can ignore relativistic effects because the ship's mass is reduced by its mass effect field to practically 0.

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/FTL

in that regard, mass effect relays don't actually make sense though. they're more like star gates and there is no real explanation why you need 2 relays for it to work.
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>>172689026
Another great fic, eddrf.
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>>172688643
>>172688651
I outed her and kept her as pathfinder. it keeps the best person for the job but also weakens her authority and leaves Ryder to be the more powerful pathfinder.
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>>172689384
>being gay

>>172689565
shoulda turned off the game after anderson died. it's also not like it matters, no importing in ME:A.
>>
So are we getting weekly balance updates like with me3? Or are assault rifles going to be useless for months
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>>172689794
Tune in on Tuesday to find out. Probably.
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>>172689679
>no real explanation why you need 2 relays
I'm guessing someone at Bioware generally got the idea that you'd need something to slow you down after going very fast.

Realistically its probably more in line with the fact that if you did shoot yourself half-way across the galaxy with one of these relays, you'd like a way to shoot yourself back.
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>>172689217
Turian Havoc, aka Bird Wife 2: Bird Harder

I'll always have a soft spot for the old Asari Vanguard though, if only for those sweet sweet lift grenades.
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>>172689217
I want my Turian Biotic MP class.

but right now it's probably female infiltrator. I don't play one but three times now matches I've been in have been saved by them.
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why the fuck do I have to wait every week for another super deluxe booster pack why can't I just get them all at once reeeeeeeeee
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>>172688349
>>172687927
>>172687616
>>172686995
>>172689518
>>172689694
Thanks everyone!

>>172686807
For some reason I'm imagining a crew get together. Sid is there, as is family of other crew. It's a grand old BBQ that lasts well into the night.
Then Vetra and Ryder run out in the middle of the night, into some nearby wooded area, to rut like animals.
Then come back, Drack is still up and is grilling something on the fading embers. He locks eyes with the two and chuckle before turning his attention back to what he's grilling.

>>172689518
I would trip up more often, but school is quite a handful at the moment so I prefer to lurk. And I tend to forget my trip too.
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>>172690079
Shut up and wait like a Good Goy
>>
>sweat.jpg
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>>172690079
>buying the goodest goy edition
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>>172689217
Turian Cabal Vanguard
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>>172690167
You know what to do anon
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>>172689671
>implying you wouldn't pretend to be Reyes's bro for a taste of 600 year old whiskey
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>>172690095
As someone who has done a fuckton of camping, Drack is not the only one who knows. I swear being inside or even nearby a tent amplifys sound somehow, as soon as someone starts going at it anywhere on site it's a free show for the entire neighbourhood.
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do turians have lingerie?
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>>172686927
This is already explained in the ME codex

time within a mass effect field is not influenced or otherwise affected by relativity. When you are inside the MEF of a mass relay, for example, the relative mass of the ship, or in this instance, is constant.
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the more i play this game the more it feels like inquisition and that is not a good thing.
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>>172689128
>>172689217

multiplayer waifus, you say?

>ywn be absolutely dommed by a stronk femtur havoc trooper thrusting herself against you and the walls of the evac shuttle

>ywn collapse once she climaxes only to have her scoop you off the floor and sheepishly check you for damage.

>ywn cuddle in the embrace of a full femtur fireteam on APEX movie nights watching Fleet and Flotilla
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>>172690501
Been a long time since I went camping but i can imagine.
poor Sid..

>>172690561
I'm sure they do. Or maybe lewd bodypaint to accentuate and entice.
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>You are Anon.
>Vetra receives a naked model from Bioware and is now on top of you.
>She plants a kiss on your forehead and moves down to your neck. Her warm breath gives you butterflies.
>She giggles, which is probably the most adorable-
"Ow!"
>She bit your neck!
>"What's wrong, little duck?" She says.
>Your member is throbbing at this point. She notices and starts kissing you down your body.
>Your heart is pounding and you anticipate the moment. Is she going to give you a turian BJ?
>A knock is heard. You pay no attention to it and focus on your partner, who just finished kissing your midsection.
>The knock is louder.
"Keep going. They can go away."
>She continues and pulls down your spandex. Your member springs out and is at full attention.
>"Color me impressed, little duck."
>She heads in and goes throat deep, sucking on the way up.
>She looks up at you one last time. Her green reptilian eyes seem to glow, you couldn't help but smile.
>Just then, a man named BIOWARE bursts in and tackles Vetra.
>"NO! NO! NO SEX SCENES UNTIL DLC!!! NO SEX SCENES UNTIL DLC!!!"
"What the fuck, BIOWARE!"
>BIOWARE stands up and looks at your soul.
>"No sex until DLC. Preferably the last one, gotta milk the customer, you know? Oh, and no naked femtur either, that's an add-on for only $9.99."
>BIOWARE runs at the SAM module on your desk and disappears from sight.
>You look over and see Vetra on the floor, fully dressed. Her damn visor was glitching again.
>Tears form on your face as you realize you have no credits because you wasted them on the market just so you can research a stupid Pathfinder armor set.
>You curled up in a ball and curse your stupid existence.

First time I ever wrote...
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>>172690698
I'm actually okay with that because if Strike Teams has taught me anything it's that full Turian teams are composed of the most useless coward rejects in the universe and should only be used as living shields for people who can use guns without immediately causing grievous casualties to their own side.

Fuck you Delta.
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>get to Jaal's sex scene
>still hear the constant backround sound of npc's idle chattering in Aya throughout the entire scene
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Why would a Geth play video games?

also
>feeling guilt for Eden prime despite not being a part of it
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>>172691070
Angara are very open with their feelings, anon. Nothing is hidden.
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>>172690849
I like it. Way better than my first time.
I'm both glad and sad they didn't attempt a nude turian model. It'l like Tali's face, it's hard to top ones imagination you know.
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>>172691068
>mfw my team headed by an asari got the Timid trait

fuck, it's my highest level too
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>>172691070
>tfw he did it on purpose
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>>172691196
>tfw you can't fuck your human girlfriend without your 27 siblings giving a running commentary and critiquing your form
>tfw your mother says you should probably pay more attention to the clitoris
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>>172691169
>Why would a Geth play video games?

because they are the nerdiest beings in the galaxy, and also perma-virgins.
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ME:A2 introduces new romance options you can cheat with

>Jaal literally cannot understand why you would ruin your relationship. Literally incapable of understanding, also cries, a lot
>Vetra should've expected this
>PB gets angry and then sends you pictures of her fucking half the crew. You can get SAM to upload them to the extranet
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>>172666079
Have we reached mass Stirner saturation
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>>172691291
>+10 bloodthirsty fuck yeah
>4 missions later -10 cowardly
Thanks bioware
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>>172689565
5 year, still mad and i can't have my happy ending
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>try to use the zalkin in mp
>bronze, outlaws
>takes three charged bursts to kill a single raider
>more than two clips if you don't charge
>dps is double digits
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>>172691953
Christ 5 years
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>>172691259
Thanks. You posted something so I thought why not contribute, plus I've been meaning to go back to writing.
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>>172691669
Calm down Satan
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>yfw ME:A3
>Jaardan return
>It's commander Shepard leading and army of human/robot hybrids
>yfw synthesis is canon
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>>172691259
Haven't been her in years. You still do the quarian fluff?
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>>172691669
I'd like the see the conversations that would happen when they find out
>Gil berates you for doing so despite raising a kid with him
>you can say "That's Jill's kid I never wanted"
Wew
I wonder how Cora and Liam would take being cheated on
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>>172691669
what about no
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>>172692098
Go away Ralph
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>>172691953
We didn't need a happy ending. But we needed something logical and rational.
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>>172691669
Implying Jaal wouldn't be half expecting it after his first love cucked him for his brother. He knows well of these things.
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>>172691669
>you can leave Gil for Kallo
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TURIAN WAIFUS GIVE THE BEST CUDDLES

>ywn be spooned by Vetra, her greater height and proportionally longer limbs allowing her to fully wrap herself around you in bed, while she quietly chirps into your ear, feeling completely loved and safe
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>>172692405
this would be great
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>>172692367
>Long, upset silence
>Pained laugh
>"Okay..."
His rejection scene was easily the worst one.
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>>172692414
That picture is awkward as shit.
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>>172692035
>even if he lived, mordin would have died of natural causes by now
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>>172691669
Shouldn't you be working on those patches Mac?
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>>172692405
>cheating in Gil
>implying Kallo is too,lure for relationships
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>>172692035
Jesus.
I've been here a long time.
Fuck.

>>172691669
Poor Vetra. I imagine Sid would refuse to talk with you after that.

>>172692084
You've certainly got talent.

>>172692104
Sure.
I'm trying to not write the same happy lovey-dovey stuff I used to do, I've been getting lots of critique for writing only one kind of character and the quarian fluf I've written so far has been kind of formulaic.
Still working on that anon's request for a serious ME:A mission type fic.

>>172692279
I was expecting a slideshow about shep on the nexus, something about how the last communications packet was from after the war, shep was found and so on and so forth.
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>>172692414
Listen I like Turians but in no way can they give the best cuddles with their spiky asses. You take the good with the bad.
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>>172692509
It's because she's never allowed to take off her armor.

Even Garrus in ME2 at least got a casual outfit for his romance scene.
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>>172692607
Are you rusing me right now? With the carapace it would be like lying on a stone surface on a warm summers day, except also simultaneously cuddles. Warm and cozy as fuck.
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>>172692279
How one can stop The Reapers without destroying the entire AIs, synthesis and control?

Using reason and logic, you can get the Reapers out of their eternal loop and then they fuck off to the dark space leaving in peace the Milky Way.

Building your paragon or renegade point to the maximum have to mean something in the end.
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>>172692912
Lying on a stone surface isn't pleasant, anon. At least not for more than a minute or so.
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>>172691669
It would be interesting only if they brought cast relationships into it. Like if you cheated on Jaal Liam would get really upset with you too, or that Drack might want to have a word with you if you hurt Vetra.
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>>172692525
Okay Kallo is too sweet to be a homewrecker. Tann then, he's not pure.

Bottom line is I want Gil to get Cloaca Cucked.
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Since angaran have litters of childen, how many nipples do u think females have?
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>>172693154
Only one
The strongest child survives and is allowed to draw sustenance from the mononipple
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>>172693154
They don't even have tits, nevermind nipples.
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>>172693057
Depends on the stone. Smooth stone like on a riverbank can be nice if it's been warmed up by the sun. A lot is like sandpaper though, yeah.
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>>172693154
Probably six, like cats do.
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>>172693129
If you've got something against Gil, why would you romance him in the first place

But enough talk.... have at you!

I’d kinda like a salaried romance too. Not Tann though
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>>172692414
I don't think it'd be unpleasant, but with all the hard-bits it'd probably be a little awkward at first.
I'm imagining getting tangled up in her spurs in ones sleep and waking up with scratch-marks and a few red streaks. Then you'd either find a working position, or maybe she'd start sanding her sharp bits down a little till she's all smooth and shiny.

>>172693154
Well their weird pectorals offer lots of surface area, I imagine the females have several dotted around the various crevices and the kids just climb on, Hence their very wide shoulders, so they can still move with kids attached.

>>172693275
>mononipple
That'd be a sight to see.
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>>172693154
Only a couple, but when one female in the mother group starts lactating they all do.
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>>172693154
We've seen a naked (male) angara. No nipples.
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>>172693275
But how do their families get so big if only one child survives out of every litter? But then they don't really seem to have mammary glands like most mammals, so maybe they're like monotremes and have milk patches in place of nipples?
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>>172693402
>salaried romance

It's called prostitution, honey.
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>ywn fuck Jaal on Evfra's table in the Resistance Headquarters while he looks on in absolute disgust.
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post your current weapon lads

no kett weapons allowed
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Despite big issues i'd really like a sequel to this and see where the story goes, and how the whole thing develops. but i feel like after the bad reception they're probably gonna drop it.
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>>172693694
Currently using Pathfinder rifle on a new playthrough.

Previous one Remnant Sweeper carried me through Insanity, though I was more power focused than gun focused.
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>>172693558
What if they're like platypi?
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>>172693402
To be honest Tann would only use you for power while you use him for sex. Not much emotional feeling going on there.

Kallo would be a nice gaylien romance but he will not be for lewd or sexual.
Kisses and Hugs only.
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I'm off to bed /meg/. Here's the snippets I've written for today if you're interested.

>>172682768
>>172684539
>>172685656
>>172687353
>>172689026

Goodnight everyone, dream pleasant dreams about cuddling with a space-raptor chick with sharp bits and a big problem with sleep-screeching (she bought you a pair of pink earmuffs the third time she woke you.)
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>>172693687
>mfw americans call clinky clink for dinky dink "prostitution"
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>>172693694

I use that Angara pistol that packs a punch but has a one bullet clip (upgraded to two with mods).

Mostly I just spam powers.
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ticklish aliens
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what does /meg/ play in multiplayer?

I've been playing trying to level up Turian Havoc since she shits AOE, but I need a good AR to round her build out.
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>Explorer profile
>Assault Turret with Cryo ammo
>Remnant VI with missiles
>Lance
>sniper rifle w/ heat sink, heleus helmet, Angaran chest, Hyperguardian arms, Remnant Legs
>let the constructs I use prime and detonate for each other, fling a lance or two while the rifle cools down

So how's this look? All over the place?
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>>172694295
>clinky clink for dinky dink
the only way to call it.
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>>172693694
Avenger/Viper/Katana With a Combat Profile.

I'm a little overwhelmed by my options so I'm just going to play boring for a little bit with some Engineer Skills thrown in there.
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Do single shot sniper rifles with vintage heatsinks still up your ammo for other sniper rifles?
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>>172694707
infiltrator with sidewinder and kett assault rifle and krogan vanguard with headbutts
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>>172694707
Human soldier with a Raptor atm
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>>172693698
how many sales did it get? that's all that matters to EA
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>>172694707
Kroguard with Katana
Turian Soldier with Raptor

They're both able to get by during Silver Matches.

I've got a Salarian Infiltrator (and I plan to give him the Piranha when I unlock it) but I don't know where I want to put the Skill Points into.
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>>172693698
Oh please. People may have bitched and moaned and memed to high heaven, but I doubt the game did badly enough to turn a loss.

Even if it did, it would still have enough rebound potential to make a sequel sellable based on the existing fanbase(who has nowhere else to turn to for this sort of game), and improvements over the original (Any followup was gonna be judged harshly compared to the OT, but the next one could get a much easier pass by simply outshining it's immediate predecessor).
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>>172694707
Human Vanguard fully upgraded the right way it's almost impossible to die. im expecting nerf.
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>>172694853
Please respond.
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>Finally get to Elaaden taking every goddamn quest
>Rush to New Tuchanka
>Talk to Polite Krogan searching for his Female Angaran Friend/paramour
>Drack's response to his entire conversation tree
My heart...I guess I'll be letting Raeka die then.
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>>172688139
SUCH A LUST FOR MY SWAMP
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>>172693694
Sweeper with a power boost augment since its always topped off.
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>mfw i have to romance other companions to get the achievement but don't want to romance anyone other than cora
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>>172666079

Can we please stop calling these mass errect. Makes it hard to find
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>>172695732
Start searching for /meg/ instead of mass effect general like a normal person.
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>>172695721
Same but Gil. Only bi, too.
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>ME:A ending 4
>Peebee brings nightcap
>gets naked
>mind meld
>OH SHIT SHE'S ARDAT-YAKSHI
>Ryder dies
>Kett win
>The end
Would have loved it desu.
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>>172668102

Liam, come on, holy shit
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>tfw Evfra will never take me roughly over his office table.
why even bother.
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Fucking hell it's annoying fighting the Kett in MP when Fiends are constantly teleporting around
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>>172695721
This is a pretty big issue for gays
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>>172672550

>her theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLKYOSiW7U4

I'M ZED ZOOLANDER, ZZ FOR SHORT
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>>172695882
Liam is the real nigga, vetra is full of shit
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>>172694432
where would you tickle Vetra?
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Why is melee so fucking strong in this game jesus christ.
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Do krogan have two dicks?
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>>172696357
>tfw beating the shit out of the kett with a krogan hammer
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>>172696418
just four testicles
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>>172696220
Obviously she has a ticklish vulva
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>>172695721
Same, I was going for PeeBee on my 2nd run but went back to Cora. Must be hard for gay ryders though
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>>172668102
Shut the fuck up Liam, you faggot have no idea what the fuck happened in milky way after they left it. Fucking bitch, I would like to invite him to stay under reaper's lasers for some time.
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>>172696105
>>172696512
spooky spic, gil and i guess just romance jaal or liam with a female character
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>>172696418
No but I like to think the Angara do

>Krogan VI mentions their testicles in the Cultural Center
You just know the Krogan had to fight to keep that shit in
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>>172695721
Jaal is best boy so I have no desire to romance others. I looked up Vetra's out of curiosity but she's still not as good. The story connection does a lot for Jaal's.

Guess that achievement is never happening.
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>>172692657
No it's that she leans forward. She should've just walked forward with a high stature and pushed Ryder on to the bed.
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>>172696220
In her rectum, duh
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Femtur a spook
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>>172696220
Turians aren't ticklish.

Vetra would try to tickle you and the freak out at the slightest indication that she accidentally hurt you.
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>>172696828

>fucking a mysterious xeno

Even at my most Kirk I wouldn't put my dick or ensnare a dick with my vagoo if I wasn't 100% certain I wouldn't get space AIDS
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>Terminal in New Tuchanka
>Krogan Version of Magic the Gathering getting trolled by live ammo trolls
>Taking a leaf out of the humans book and holding a dance for courtship after bouquets of poison nettles didn't work.
Who ever wrote the Tuchanka Notices deserves a fucking medal.
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>Gay Community bitches that there's no alien guy for Scott to romance
>"We understand your concerns but we feel Jaal is better off straight"
>gays REEEEE
>"But we have written a new romance path for you."
>It's with Director Jarun Tann.
I'd take it, desu
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>>172696907
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>>172697013
>memorial to their brothers lost in the great dance-off courtship event attempt

kek
e
k
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SCOPED
AND
DROPPED
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>Jaal's "Yes!" when you agree onto a relationship with him.

Imagine that aliens land on Earth and invite you to go on adventures with them and you become a hero to your people and you fall in love with the hot leader alien babe and she actually return your feelings. And this is your life now.

Jaal is /meg/
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>>172697030
Fuck Tann or FUCK Tann
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>>172696094
>Spawn into a laggy match wave 5
>ass indent doesn't have his orb
>last one up
>blow a cobra
>only kills the shield
Fuck the kett
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>>172696964
They're closer to humans in biology than the dextros so it worked out for the best. So far nobody seems to have been electrocuted at least.

>>172697030
I'd go for it. Jaal is beste but I don't get why gays want him when a bi romance for him would be half-assed shit. I'd rather another alien character that we met be an added romance. But I think most complainers' issue is that only a squadmate romance is good enough.
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>>172693929
'night eddrf.
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>>172697230
I LOVE THIS TEAM
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>>172697278
i've never wanted to be an emotional humanoid snake alien so much in my life
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>>172697278
>First love cucks you for your brother
>Become a xenophile degenerate to cope
It's a tale as old as time.
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>>172697013
The fact someone sat the Krogan down and forced them to play dating sims, probably literally at gunpoint, makes up for a lot of the shit in this game

>>172697158
In many way, they are the true heroes
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>>172697306
>teleports behind you
>unzips orb 'finisher' move
>team mates lack the god-hand vanquisher or isharay to destroy his orb
>instant kills you with no revives
>"notin personel, degenerate"
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>>172697426
Okay, NOW I'm pissed.
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>>172694707
Vorcha sentinel
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>>172696478
I hope it gets nerfed. There's no way melee should be doing this much more damage than guns.
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>>172697158
Fleet and Flotilla and Blasto and cultural education movies regarding courtship and mating rituals in the cultural colony.

>>172697540
I am amazed and completely loving that choice.
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>>172666630
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>>172697030
>Ryder says "Fuck Tann"
What did she mean by this?
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>>172697360
You wouldn't have a "bi romance" with him

In their game he'd be attracted to their Ryder. What other people do with him in other games should be inconsequential.
>>
If I don't click the first couple 'flirt' dialogue options with Vetra can I still get the romance locked in by choosing the later ones? Or click the early ones and later ones but not a couple of the middle ones?
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>>172695846
>being part of the problem
>>
FUCK THE KETT. FUCKING MAGNET HANDS FIENDS
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How is Ryder supposed to have kids with Vetra?

dumb space raptor fags
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>>172697693
Fuck off Sara, you already have enough aliens to fuck
>>
>Krogan Father Support Group
Holy shit, this is amazing.
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>no female Turians in MP
>no female Angara in MP

This sucks man
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>tfw Vetra is the little spoon sometimes.
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>>172697278
Truly /ourboy/

>tfw your alien waifu will never be real
Tulpas when?
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>>172697957
But there are???
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>>172697957
>turian havoc trooper
>no female turians
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>>172697957
turian havoc is a female

she is not as cute as vetra, though. she's actually kinda scary looking
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>>172694707
I just got a Venom shotgun and decided to put it on my Krogan Merc.

Now I'm a grenade lobbing machine, the hurt box for it is large enough that pretty much any shot at close range will explode, it deals some aoe damage, and it's pretty much a three shot thing on bronze guys. Really liking it. It'll probably suck when I start doing Silver stuff though.

I really need to up my fortify ability though I'm so fucking squishy.
>>
So not only are Instant kills fucking bullshit because a lot of them are undodgable and they force you to not play a melee build, but they literally break the game. Anytime an Elroch has instant killed me, I've had to literally turn off the game and reload from the latest save.
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I finally saw the memory and logs about the Reapers and the Benefactor.

I agree with the others theorizing that the Benefactor is the Catalyst. I wonder if the 20,000 colonists per species is around how many are minimum needed to create a Reaper.
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ME 1 question

How can I tell what decisions I made in a ME1 save?

I played ME1 years ago and just completed ME2 today, so I did not import the ME1 save. I regret that now that I'm about to play ME3, so my plan is to use a save editor to change my ME2 save to reflect the original save from ME1. To do that I need to know what choices I made. There's gotta be a way to do that right?
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>>172698081
>>172698085
>>172698062

Wait, Havoc Trooper's a chick? She looks ugly as fuck
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>>172697874
B-But you all dont wanna fuck Tann, so what's the problem??
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>>172698115
Yeah, it's shitty with the laggy p2p and
>latest save
>single player
>dying to those faggots in single player

you have a JETPACK, mother fucker

DODGE THEM
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>>172697980
>jetpacking Ryder
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>>172698209
so what

she's there to kill shit, not be your gf
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>>172698085
I like to think she's a really butch manly looking woman.

Turian Vasquez.
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>>172698235
Elroch's don't telegraph their instant kills, so you cannot be within melee range without being at risk of dying.
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>>172697704
>Everybody he's into have been women
>Only women discuss him
>He only enthusiastically compliments female squadmates
He was very obviously not written to be into men. I'm not sure why anyone would be satisfied with a bi patch.
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>>172698209
Yeah, and so is the Angara with the helmet
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>>172698339
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>>172698376
>not getting homolust vibes from him and Liam

cmon son
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>>172697665
>prostplate
kek

dat sneer though. Haven't felt tingly like this since reassuring nervous Garrus his fresh scars are sexy. and I aint even gay
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>>172697620
You talking single player or multi?
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>>172698135
According to ME2, millions if not more are required to make a Reaper. If the benefactor is the Catalyst that was probably not his goal. More like, seeing if he's trapped in a cycle of repetition and if life would evolve differently elsewhere without Reaper cycles.
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>>172698214
I kind of do.

Besides you don't have a dick anyway so go back to playing with your legos.
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>>172698436
Maybe he likes Liam but not Ryder
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>>172698159
Can you even save Wrex without an ME1 import?

ME3 is shit without Wrex, so just replay 1.
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>>172698445
It's because you're not used to seeing characters in this game actually emote. I think it happens like three times total.
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>>172698436
>I have never seen two men interact with each other.
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>>172698085
>>172698339
You fuck Vetra.

You get fucked by Havoc.
>>
How do people actually stand this rehashed Biobortion catering to tumblrwhales? Are you all brainless, or is this some sort of ironic megaquest? Did you not learn a single fucking thing from the ruination of the Mass Effect series in the first place? Jesus you people are mentally defective.
>>
>>172698468

Or maybe he wants the colonies to grow until they've reached the number of people necessary.

At what point did the Benefactor step in? How many years before the Initiative left for Andromeda? What is pre-ME1? You'd think it'd have to have been quite a few years before. It had to have taken plenty of time to build the Nexus and the ark ships.
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>>172698664
How would you know how bad it is unless you've also played it
>>
>>172698664
Ironically Tumblrwhales are the angriest at this game.
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>>172698436
Tumblr leave
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>>172698838
>>172698576
>not giving your bro a handy after he's had a rough day

you guys would be terrible friends if you had any
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>>172698943
You're the one implying it's gay.
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>>172698478
Still got fingers, and so does he. So back off Scott.
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>>172698436
Maybe it's on Liam's end, not Jaal's. The whole armor exchange thing was his idea after all.
>>
>no female angara squadmate

Missed opportunity for bantz about how Jaal obviously finds the brown human attractive and Jaal easily handwaves it away 'cause no homo, bro until she points out that she meant Ryder and he sweats bullets.
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>>172699019
homolust isn't gay
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>>172699135
Liam explicitly states he's not into men.
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>>172699204
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>>172699191
Bonus points if it's Sahuna
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>>172699191
But Ryder is Asian.
>>
>>172699375
I want Sahuna to be my mom.
>>
How big is Blue Shrek's dick?
>>
>>172699113
I saw him first and you're already in a relationship with Jaal.
>>
>my all asari strike team fails every mission
cora is going to be pissed
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>>172699404
It was mostly just a joke about how you can't make very many good white Ryders.

Reminder that if you use face 9 your dad turns into this.
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>>172699278
What are you, some sorta faggot?

>>172699404
Fuck over, Ralph
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>>172699429
If you marry Jaal, does Sahuna become your mother or your sisterwife?
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>>172698662
>>172698339
I wouldn't call this "manly" just because actual male turians do not look this terrifying.

This is the face of a vicious predator who does not fuck around.
>>
>>172699464
Remember the manual. Breathe.
>>
>>172699237
Yes, he's fundamentally straight but currently grappling emotionally with the fact that some part of him wants that thick angaran knot.
>>
>>172699430
smaller than cora's
bigger than scott's
>>
>Join a full group waiting on one player
>two of them leave, I'm made host and the game starts
>we get to the middle of wave 6 before we're both downed
>at that moment two more players come in, but they can't handle the loads of fiends and ascendent and are killed

Well fuck you game.
>>
>>172699562
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?
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Why did they waste time putting niggers in this game when nappy-headed concrete apes couldn't fly spaceships to save their dimwitted lives?
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>tfw you help the Turian beta get the Angaran babe at the bar

Who says this game sucks? You're wrong.
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>>172699602
>>
>>172699562
Her Bio makes her sound like a fuckin Krogan so you could be right
>>
>you'll never lotion and sand your femtur gf so she is soft as a cloud
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>>172699204
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>>172699578
>lighting passing through the head to reflect off eyelids, lips, nostrils and the tongue & mouth interior

This bugs the shit out of me almost as much as the dead eyes. Is there an AO setting or something that gets rid of it?
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>>172699562
>The Turian Havoc Trooper is a bit more... boisterous than the average Turian soldier. She's very good at what she does, and enjoys it just a little too much to be cold and professional about it.

Yeah, okay anon. Whatever you say.
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>>172699664
>tfw tell the gambler to pick odds
>He loses
>>
>>172699449
How could you see him first when i woke up first? Late like always, just like you were when mom gave birth to us.
>>
>>172699664

Fuck that shit. If I can't fuck an Angaran babe, no one else can.
>>
>>172699893
Throw a coolie hat, color his suit white, his undershirt and tie black

And you made Raiden from Mortal Kombat.
>>
>>172699578
>Asari need a manual in order to breath

Are they the dumbest species in the milky way?
>>
>>172700102
You can fuck that Angaran Historian, though.
>>
>>172700185

I thought it was just a kiss.
>>
>>172700012
You didn't wake up first, hell you're still in your coma.

Also Dad died...like a bitch.
>>
>>172700185
What is her post-game dialogue if you romance her?
>>
>>172700179
They can only survive by huffing cock
>>
>>172700012
Just leave it. Jaal by himself is worth a million Tanns.
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>everyone thought these things looked fucking retarded when they were revealed
>now people want to fuck them

What a funny world we live in
>>
>>172698506
Why is Wrex so important to ME3 being good?
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>Weed junkies need UV lamps for their "antibiotic herbs."
>On the other end of the map there's a building of refugees who have UV lamps. One of them needs antibiotics.

Really, game?
>>
>>172699686
when the fuck is the futa-cora sfm coming out?!
>>
>>172700424
I still think they look fucking retarded
>>
>>172700252
Dad always loved me more, go gobble on a cock Scott.
>>
peebee is cute. A CUTE!
>>
>>172700556
I bet he did, you fucking skank.
>>
>>172700424
Who the hell could've imagine that we'll be into turian pussy or krogan cock?
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>>172700424

They still look retarded. I don't want to fuck one
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QUICK /meg/!

Name the one non-romanceable character in MEA you would make romanceable!
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>>172700428
There's only 2 sections of ME3 that are any good, one of them is Tuchanka, it's probably the biggest climax of the entire series. Urdnot Wreav is a fucking dick, you need Wrex there, or it's not nearly as special.

Honestly, if I were you, I'd just replay ME1. The games are so much more satisfying when you see your decisions play out in the later games. When ME3 came out, I was like you, I only had a save from ME2, not ME1. I still kind of enjoyed 3, but then I went through and replayed the series (Twice, actually), and it was so much more satisfying with Wrex there.
>>
How the fuck do you use a nameplate?
>>
>>172700657
Says the nexus bicycle.
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>>172700438
Sincerely the worst quest in the game.
>>
>>172700685
granddaddy drack 2bh
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>>172700685
VORN
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>>172700714
Go to prestige, collections, and then the dogtags symbol, equip them from there.
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>>172700685
Archon
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>>172700685
Moshae
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>>172700818
>>172700840
KROGAN
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>>172700685
Lexi
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>>172700952
shoo shoo mac
>>
There should be more characters like Lexi who you can flirt with but who will just outright turn you down. Not because they're of a different orientation or anything. But just because they're not attracted to you.
>>
>>172700685
kandros
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>>172700424
People keep saying they look like Knuckles? I don't see it
>>
>>172700913
CAWK
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>>172700685
Kesh
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>>172700992
This, the turian thirst is real.
>>
>>172700685
Kandros!!!!
>>
>>172700685
SEXI
LEXI

I just love Natalie Dormer after Elementary.
>>
New Thread:

>>172701095
>>172701095
>>172701095
>>
>>172700992
>>172701043
But why Kandros tho. Literally every other male Turian that has plot significance is more interesting.
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>>172700685
Sid, Vetra is ugly
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>>172700685
There weren't that many interesting dudes. Maybe Bain for gay Ryder
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>>172700685
Suvi
>>
>>172700768
>Suvi
>Dad
>Vetra
>Liam
>Jaal
>PB
>That Asari reporter
If I'm the bicycle of the Nexus, You're the Bicycle of Andromeda.
>>
This game really wants me to have sex with Reyes, holy shit.

I'm not gay Bioware, stop shoving this sexy mexican down my throat
>>
>>172700685
Evfra
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>>172701460
>Tell Reyes that he owes me for the drinks he decided I was paying
>it turns out it's a romance choice

Well fuck you game
>>
>>172701027
SO
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>>172699562
>This wasn't our squadmate instead of Vetra
This actually looks like an interesting character. Badass femTur that breaks the "cool" Turian with a heart of gold and spaghetti romance mold WHEN?
>>
>>172701709
GOOD
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>>172700685
Evfra and Drack. Sid if she was older.
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>>172701907
If it's old enough to bleed it's old enough to breed
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>>172701907

Do we ever see Sid?
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Reminder that only the first two Mass Effect games are good. Three is rage inducing and Andromeda is painfully pathetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcrDWAuyqtc

Secondary reminder: Liara is the best girl in the franchise.
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