/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

>>172695359
BASED

>>172695415
>mods still didn't ban the guy who spams threads

>>172695495
To be fair the UK has an enormous population

>>172695129
No.

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Proper infopic with updated info.

>>172694996
Why not just put someone with interventionism in power?

>>172695785
>ban evading after spamming the board
>still trying to force your OP here
You already made a thread before the right time, why spam your pic everywhere?

>>172695829
>If I piss off Germany
That's good

>>172695341
>>172695909
Is it an epic new meme to botch the CK2 music mod link and use an outdated infopic?

Use this thread or don't. If you don't then don't complain later about the sorry state of this "community".
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>>172695829
>>172695829
>It gets worse.
I don't see a problem

>>172695998
The only person contributing to the "sorry state of this community" is you, you keep ban evading, creating threads earlier and spamming them and spamming your pic to try and force it.

>>172695998
>Is it an epic new meme to botch the CK2 music mod link
What?

Is it really necessary to be in the hermetic order for some its inventions? It's kind of lame that I own plate armor but since I'm not in the order my character just goes 'nope. don't know how this works.'

>>172696248
Wait you need to be part of the fucking hermetic society to use plate armor? Seriously?

>>172696153
>>172696212
>I-It's ok to perpetuate an autist with full control of the OP who is slowly smothering this thread out of any talent that is not aytch-pee-emm (who has been fucking dead for months and will never come back) because of may-mays xDxD

>>172696330

Yeah, I'm just getting the hilarious image of the king of Jerusalem somehow getting his dick stuck in it because apparently only the Hermetics have the instruction manual.

>>172696526
That's fucking retarded, who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

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>>172696526
>I'm just getting the hilarious image of the king of Jerusalem somehow getting his dick stuck in it because apparently only the Hermetics have the instruction manual.

>>172696580
Johan

>>172696654
I refuse to believe he thought that you should be part of a scholar society to wear plate armor

>>172696509
>I don't like who made the OP so I will try to control the OP by shitting on the board, spamming threads and pics, he's totally the bad guy and you should use my thread because I want to control the OP

>>172696938
>>172696759
Nice blog but how do I unsubscribe?

>stop posting in /gsg/ for a couple of months, the longest time I've been away from the general in the last 3 years
>come back
>it's actually looking more civilized now, even though it has been going downhill ever since I started lurking back in 2014
W-was I the problem?

>>172697108
No, people reporting and ignoring shitposting, not using meme pics in the OP and an increase moderation fixed it

>>172697108
Yes.

>>172696526
>>172696248
>you can fuck your own daughter, be copernicus and shit, build towers and find Cthulhu but how do I use this slightly different armor? Fuck I need a society full of scholars to find out

is the Africamod good? is it compatible with HPM?

>>172697359
No
It's built in it, so yes

>>172695341
>>172695129
Bethothe your daughter matrilineally to a king's son, then assassinate all of the other heirs, and he WILL fulfill the Betrothal making his children your dynasty. Just did this to the elected king of burgundy
>>172691835
>tfw one of your surnames means axebearer or executioner
>tfw your other surname means stoney ford, ie a natural river crossing
>>172690521
>fucked over by William the conqueoror
>tfw my First English forefather was Williams vassal on that day
>tfw he was part of the cavalry and thus a decisive reason for victory
Suck it german swines
>>172688475
>rebels spawn
>commanders die so find new one
>this one is a bastard so his own family
>he's an amazing general
>give him the county the rebel owned
>20 years later he rebels for council power
Why we were friends
And then my brother killed the last of his house to unite the duchy of Hwicce, whilst the last woman of that house is now my wife who I'm going to kill

>>172697398
>No
why?
>It's built in it, so yes
what do you mean? do I just install it and move it to HPM's folder?

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>>172696902
>I don't like the guy contributing to the thread by fixing links and updating the infopic (which is the first thing anyone sees) so I'm going to side with a mindless autist who is the main reason this thread is in life support now.

Enjoy your butchered archive and your lack of updates because there's absolutely no one to replace our "official" vicky tinker fag.

>>172697108
There's no longer a daily steamgruppe raid, the rot now comes from within.

>>172697557
>why?
Events are amateurish, nonsensical and usually just boerwank

>what do you mean
if I remember correctly, it comes with HPM already packed. If it doesn't, it's totally for HPM

>>172697503
>hilst the last woman of that house is now my wife who I'm going to kill
Do it

>>172697637
>I don't like the guy contributing to the thread by fixing links
What did you fix?
>so I'm going to side with a mindless autist
But I'm using this thread, not the one made by the mindless autist that has been spamming our thread for a week now
>Enjoy your butchered archive
Wow, you fucked the archive, I'm sure going to support you now

>Look at the archive
>ModWithNoName 2.0a
wat?

>>172698121
She deserves it for being so taxing to have a third lover, to give no children, and for trying to kill the child of my brother who was actually mine, who I'm marrying to my legitimised bastard to prevent the 'unlanded sons' malus

>>172698416
I'm baffled that in CK2 you don't get a free execute on your wife if she cheats on you, I mean that shit was high treason

>>172698416
Also my brother was castrated whilst spying on the umayyads so he should have known it was not his and his wife had cheated on him
>tfw your strong attractive mistress dies of rabbis

>>172698584
I'm baffled they haven't fixed 'tyrannical'coding yet, if the council agrees to revoke a title, but that person rebels, and then I revoke a title of theirs whilst in prison, they can vote differently rather than autopassing

I'm beginning to think one of my duchies is cursed. Every time I assign a new noble to it, he dies within 3 years.

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>>172698149
>What did you fix?
Don't play dumb
>But I'm using this thread, not the one made by the mindless autist that has been spamming our thread for a week now
Considering the other thread was made first, what makes you think that's spam and this is not.
>Wow, you fucked the archive, I'm sure going to support you now
That was archivebro's work, he listened to pro-HPM shitposters making a witch hunt against innocent modders and got reported by said shitposters to fuel drama and let it become a pogrom. And I'd like to thank you for continuing to enable said situation by siding with shitposters.

>>172698769
I think Kent is cursed, because whoever owns that land is always the first to form a faction

>>172698204
dont download it its a virus

>>172698880
Yep, you are one of the shitposter who reported the archive and you are the autist that have been spamming the board and the thread the last week
Wish mods just banned you but at least they've been consistently deleting your shit

There's something strangely gratifying about handing out titles right after a Crusade.

I have this image of the king just poking his head out of the castle and yelling at a peasant: "Hey you! Wanna be [checks titles] Duke of Alexandria?"

>try new fatherland mod update
>still total pain in the ass to play
>quit

>>172699095
"Hey you! Wanna be [notices Vore tag] Master of the Hunt?"

>>172699095
>duchies
>not giving all the land back home to your heir so you can focus on being a CRUSADER king

>>172699275
"Hey you! [notices bulge] OWO, whats this?"

>>172699064
Messaging Johan as we speak, your archive will be down by the end of the week.

fuck you liang

furry scum

>>172699735
It's Owo, ffucking cub, bet you don't even know who Tay and Dexter are

>>172699980
Actually I have a better plan

I'll start to share that archive on paradox forums, reddit, piracy sites etc. I will share it on every GSG related site. Once it gets more popular you can bet your ass Johan will take it down.

Just remember, you brought this upon yourself.

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>After the End keeps crashing on roughly the same date
Fuck

>>172697740
>Events are amateurish, nonsensical and usually just boerwank
that sounds boring, so it just focuses on the boer states? I thought it was something cool like, for example, be Japan and invade Africa and changing the name of some lands or something like that

>>172697108
yeehaw

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>>172695341
Oy vey

>>172700502

this is a christian community. watch the language.

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What should I do now?

GB, Denmark, Poland, and Lithuania are all in PUs under me. I don't know if I'll have enough time to integrate all of them before the game ends.

>>172702901
>0 stability
lmao fucking noob fucking kill yourself shitter

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The shoah continues

>>172703212
>playing before 1066

wow it's almost like you want to have fun. kys

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>>172703284
>he doesn't play HIP's new 1043 start

>>172703676
link?

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WHY WONT IT INSTALL CPRPLUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>172703753
nevermind, got it

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>The fucking Pope almost immediately gets imprisoned by the Jewish Emperor of Francia
>elsewhere, Christianity is under siege on every front

this is the worst timeline

Someone give me a fun start in hip ck2

>>172704549
>doesnt have all of india

DROPPED.

If I wanted to play on a faggot-tier map I would play a Total War game

Is there no CK2 DLC activator anymore?

Also is Sunset Invasion still not worth it?

>>172705392

It's cool for the game of thrones mod. Can't imagine why youd want those filthy savages in europe

>>172705479
What if I wanted to try to stop their shit?

Does it affect EUIV at all?

>>172705709
dunno. I would assume so.

Vicky2 is boring now.

>>172705810
HOW DARE YOU

Is hoi4 playable yet?

>>172702901
Why aren't you removing kebab? WHY ARE YOU CONQUERING YOUR FELLOW CHRISTIANS INSTEAD OF REMOVING KEBAB?

>>172704215
>ROMAN Catholic Church
>Christianity
Fuck off this is better timeline.

Also the Church was one of the first attempts at a New World Order. Think about it.

>>172703864
it says right there, it doesnt recognize your Monks & Mystics Content Pack install

In Vicky 2, how do I destroy France permanently without going over infamy? I can't "liberate country" because there is literally no one with cores on French land. Cut Down To Size is harsh on the infamy and not permanent enough for the cost.

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>>172706234
>Catholic New World Order
reminds me of pic related

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Pla Lata

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>>172706274
all my DLC's are cracked versions, but they are all working

Youjo Senki timeline mod WHEN?!

>>172706358
You will have to conquer them. Better yet, get countries surrounding france to join your war and let them add wargoals. Hopefully, they will take some land for themselves and speed up the process.

>>172706556
thanks

>>172706926
no, thank you

>>172705709
Yes. If you have Sunset Invasion active if you convert to EUIV then the Aztecs and Incas are giant super-advanced blobs

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I...what? Does this even happen?

What's going to happen in this game if I accept?

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WE

>>172711880
fucking WHAT
did you do this?

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Rule the waves

>>172712212
it is known that /gsg/ has a dude with a cuckold/interracial fetish so i wouldnt be surprised

>>172713095
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Revenge_(06)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Queen_Elizabeth_(1913)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Arethusa_(1913)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Resolution_(09)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Capetown_(D88)

HMS Orion is a ahistorical light cruiser.

>>172713460
I think you mean *an* ahistorical light cruser

Hey you literal niggers. I'm thinking of starting a new CK2 game. Who and when should I play? Give me something cool/fun.

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>>172713460
Think about this really hard lad. If the AI builds more ships than the UK did during the war, you'll need more names. It's really not that surprising.
Also, this is not linked to classes so names will appear randomly on different classes within the category of the ship.

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>>172714202
Picture related, German carrier names. Not that the German AI EVER actually builds a carrier let alone an escort carrier.

>>172706076
Excuse me sir, this is a reminder that using "Kebab" and "Remove kebab" when referring to the Ottomans and/or Muslims in general is STRICTLY forbidden.

There has been a recent up-tick in usage of these terms so I am making sure that everyone is very, very aware of Paradox's stance.

Using these terms is considered racism, and so is against the Terms of Service and can result in infractions.

>>172711512
England will protect you for a while, then later cancel your alliance when it realizes you're a player and it wants your land, and you'll be too weak to fight back because you couldn't expand into England's territory.

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>>172714813

So you're saying I have a large window of opportunity for an Exodus game, with no enemies left to challenge me until England realizes their fuck up.

>>172715519
Maybe, unless England starts colonizing near you and wants that land too.

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I am beginning to think something is broken here. Here I was, fighting the Jewish Emperor of Francia in a crusade for Aquitaine, when suddenly he dies and is replaced by his son, who is a fucking muslim who was in some Umayyad dungeon for God knows how long. I don't even know what religion I am fighting anymore.

>>172715659
post religion map

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>>172716217
Its a clusterfuck. Thankfully, the King of Mercia spared us from the religion of peace and Francia is Jewish again.

>>172698880
No mods beyond HPM should exist for Vicky, now fuck off.

>>172716610
Ew, make sure to bring the world back into the fold of the Papa

honestly do you guys think taht in this paracon we will get to see a NEW GOOD GAME /

>>172717701
We already did. Steel Division will be the greatest GSG since EU3.

>>172716610
What dynasty?

Who else is in the 24 hours stream right now?

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I'm playing CK2+ as reformed Celtic and for some reason seemingly at random it won't let my court druid proselytize. Sometimes when I assign a new one it just won't let me click any provinces to send them, and sometimes they can be in the middle of a mission and suddenly stop with no way to send them back.

What's happening?

>>172716991
HPM itself is based on other mods. Let the Grandi Youth to not even know their own story.

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How is the online community to this game such cancer?

Its always some high school fuck hosting the game with a novel of rules designed to ensure he the host playing Germany has no problems at all winning the game.

France not allowed to do any strategy but build 5 max forts and wait to get fucked. Nobody is allowed to play any nation on europe except for potential german allies. USA can't join the war until 42. Spain can join the war in 41 though if for some reason france was able to hold out.

Its pure cancer.

Not to mention how ahistoric france as a nation already is in the game. They have no industry whatsoever and no army despite having the best army on paper in real life.

Its a cheap gimp they way they designed France as a nation.

>>172706448
who made this in stellaris? looks cool

>>172719325
Don't forget Texas having more oil than Venezuela.

>>172719325
Everyone knows that France is a paper tiger, and that they're all cowards at heart.

>>172719325
>Implying the whole game isn't just a cheap gimp

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r8 my Europe lads

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Can Germany solo the entire world in HoI4?

>>172721202
almost any country can

>>172721173
>England exists.

>>172721173
Spanish Bulgaria/10

>>172721202
sure just ban any player who attempts to use strategy against you.

>>172719325
The game is shit so it requires tons of rules to be playable. That's all there is to it.

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>>172721173
>Great Perm
Nice.

>>172721173
>1624
>no safaviyya
mayo and tonsils was a mistake

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Charlemagne killed himself after failing to conquer Saxony and now Europe looks like this.

>>172695359
W&B

>>172702901
Integrate england, conquer france and portugal. Take the kebab lands so that you get the roman empire, take the lands required to gain the achievement mare nostrum.

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>>172721173
>Great perm

>>172721173
M&T is shit to be honest. Everytime I see a screenshot from it, I see these kind of boarders. They broke the game completely and I don't know why some of you enjoy the mod. And that's beside the performance issues.

>>172724724
HRE can't form Roman Empire. He fucked up by actually forming it, HRE tag is shit compared to just being emperor instead.

>>172725339
Really? I didn't know that. Are you sure?

>>172725642
The only way to do it is to form the HRE, then form Persia, then form the Roman Empire. You can't go straight from HRE to SPQR.

>>172726009
Well, you may have saved me there. You see, I too have a HRE save which I will continue and conclude before the new DLC arrives. I was thinking about the mare nostrum achievement, and I would've greyskinned before had you not said something.

But now I see that I can't take that achievement after all, even if I didn't greyskin yet. :/ I don't think I can integrate all those nations that I have vassalized until the game ends, so... I guess it will have to be another, but I don't know which.

>>172726561
Generally speaking you should never hit the HRE button anyway unless you have to. Forming the HRE weakens you a lot and doesn't have any benefit except earning you the achievement.

>>172722171


So does HoI3. Darkest Hour is the last playable HoI

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>>172721598
It does, but it's Catholic so I let it. It builds colonies for me and I take them over for trade ports.

>>172721605
I don't have Bulgaria, I do have Greece and Albania though. Couldn't really help that, I got a random PU with Greece when all I originally wanted to do was get my dynasty on them, then inherited.

>>172722204
>>172724750
It's a fun story too, Russia was getting absolutely huge but they lost a major war with Sweden then got heavily occupied by Muslim rebels (although they didn't flip), so Perm turned around from the Siberian wastes and just conquered the majority of what they had left over. Vorotynsk obviously grabbed what was left, along with the last remains of Lithuania.

>>172722260
They spawned, but were put down for some reason. Not sure how.

>>172724929
The borders are honestly pretty good. With the exception of a couple fully isolated nations and some exclaves, only Roman Steppes is really bad. Everything in France is a French vassal, for example.

Here's religion map by the way.

>>172726646
Yes that I know. But before you said something, I had in my mind that I would have to in order to make all the clay that I took with my vassals my own before I could form SPQR.

What kind of achievements should I aim for then? Any suggestions. Maybe the 1001 province achievement? Not sure how much that would be. Is there 1000 provinces in europe?

>>172726835
>The borders are honestly pretty good.
Ok, if you really think so.

I don't tho. Too messy with all those small weirdness here and there. Makes everything look ugly. And also, things like Great Perm and Vorotynsk, always some weird nation getting big; utter shit.

Is Geheimnisnacht updated for Monks & Mystics already?

Did CK2+ get proper (not beta) Monks & Mystics release already?

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>>172721173

>Anjou resisting the Blob

Look at the cock on him.

>>172727363
Anjou is actually a vassal of the blob, which is in a personal union with me. I don't know why France hasn't annexed it yet, probably out of spite, but it'll be handled as soon as France is integrated.

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>>172723190

That's the most disgusting thing I've seen this week

>>172726867
What year is it?
You could probably go for the one achievement that requires you to have a 60 development province, should be very easy if you don't have it already.

You could also annex your vassals and get An Early Reich.

Trade Hegemon shouldn't be hard at this point. Total Control is also easy. If the Ottomans, France, and Russia still exist you can guarantee them all for Guarantor of Peace. Bleed Them Dry should be super easy, just DoW the weakest little shits around you for war reps. If you don't have Full House make two of your vassals marches and you'll get it.

I think you could also culture shift and form Prussia if you want other achievements like A Fine Goosestep.

>>172727653
>>172726867
Oh, and if it's feasible you could also conquer Iberia, culture shift to an Iberian culture to form Spain and get Spain is the Emperor.

>>172726994
>Too messy with all those small weirdness here and there

not that guy but that's why I enjoy playing M&T and HIP in ck2. The borders are historical. I prefer some weirdness over shit like Hungary in vanilla ck2 which is just a circular blob

>>172727963
About ck2, have you tried ck2plus?

>>172727963
Asymmetric boarders may be more historial in some cases, but in other cases it isn't. Rulers at the time did actually conquer areas they could include on their personal map of their nation, and aesthetics did come into their decision making quite a lot because of it. That's the human condition.

Now, beside all that, it is very little historical to end up with weird nations like great perm and brunswich taking scandinavia and so on. The vanilla games have been balanced to fit history as much as possible(they often fail too of course, but to a lesser degree), while these mods are not. The result of playing these mods is less historical maps. You can't deny it.

>>172728867
>Rulers at the time did actually conquer areas they could include on their personal map of their nation, and aesthetics did come into their decision making quite a lot because of it
Yeeeaah, gonna need a source on that one laddo. Never heard of any ruler saying "well this place would look aesthetic on my personal map" as a reason for conquest.

>>172728942
>nice looking borders = easy to defend borders

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>>172728867
>The vanilla games have been balanced to fit history as much as possible(they often fail too of course, but to a lesser degree), while these mods are not.
this is bait

How come Pdox can make great portraits for east africans, yughurs, finns and celts and then utterly fucks up the portraits of germans and english a.k.a. the people most of their playerbase actually wants to play?

shit lads, vicky 3 confirmed

>>172728942
Now, I'm not saying that they made their decisions primarily based on that. But the human condition will play its part. Most nations in the world are shaped both strategically and also aesthetically. Just look at the map. Why don't real nations look as messy as they do in Memes and taxes?

>>172729049
No it isn't. You know it's true.

The human player can of course fuck up the map by conquering america with some kind of native american nation, but the AI won't do that. In most cases the AI won't let Poland be taken over by TO. Russia won't fail to form and let great perm be the power house in that area. And so on. I know I'm right, so I'll let you chew on that fact and maybe you'll come to your senses.

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>>172729491
maybe because it's 2017 and the concept of national borders is completely different back from before states were even a thing, let alone ethnic nationalism?

Pic related is historical.

>>172729640
Yes but here we aren't looking at one body of a kingdom. HRE is and should be a mess.

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>>172729592
yeah, you're absolutely right, vanilla is 100% historical and all mods are just btfo by based Johan, how will modcucks ever recover

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r8 these GERMANIUMS

>>172729765
ignoring how you're moving the goalposts, Spain is right there, discontiguous, ugly, and completely unaesthetic. Yet it's there, funny how the real world works huh?

How can I get the latest M&T version?

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>>172729592
damn, vanilla is so historical, I can't handle it

>he is a pedophile

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>>172729592
this is so much more realistic than the mods dedicated to historicity
wtf I hate mods now

>>172729934
Liberate hungary and anex the czechs, nerd

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>>172729592
i think you get the message here, vanilla isn't any more historical than playing Risk at this point. At least Mermaids&Turtles has some "railroading" influences like the way China works, the restriction on Exploration ideas, Unification CBs in France etc., events like the Rise of the Safaviyya, buffs to historically successful nations and nerfs to shitty ones to try and keep things on track

>>172730127
>France winning the war of spanish succession is somehow completely unrealistic

Leave and never come back

>>172729935
Spain inherited a mess. They didn't land in europe and drew up a mess and decided all of this is strategically good land, for so to land with their navy and start conquering. I don't want to shift goalposts, the HRE was indeed a mess and I'm agreeing. But it doesn't change the fact that rulers are influenced by asthetics, just like we all are. They're not computers. Boarders did look better in real than in Meme and taxes, even in this period. I bet even the real HRE looked better than the HRE in meme and taxes.

>>172730025
Yeah, vanilla AI didn't do this by itself.

>>172730127
This France isn't so much of a leap of imagination.

>>172730374
>France won the war of Spanish Succession, and also annex England, and also annexed the Netherlands, also England is now mostly Irish the other half of Ireland is Scotland, also Bar is now the size of the Confederation of the Rhine and Savoy just took all of northern Italy
yeah ok m8
balances of power just don't exist I guess, enjoy your magic mana master monarch mania

>>172729970
>>172729970
>>172729970
>>172729970
Lads? Anyone?

>>172730324
No, your images are actually proving my point. I see poland took clay that makes sense for them, albeit they didn't actually take it in real. My point isn't that AI always does what happened in history. My point is that vanulla is balanced so that it looks more historical than meme and taxes.

Look, Poland took some clay. Ok, but in meme and taxes, TO took poland and then took more clay. Makes more sense than vanilla, you say? No. Austria inherited the throne of Spain because they were in a PU. That could've happened in real too. Meme and taxes would have some irish minor take all of spain instead. Makes more sense than vanilla? No. Look, England won the 100 year war. Wow, an alternative to real history, how awful! No, that actually makes more sense than having the meme and taxes' brittany taking all of France instead.

>>172730863
>I see poland took clay that makes sense for them
yeah you're just baiting now, alright
my bad for getting drawn in

>>172730902
Poland wanted to conquer lands in hungary/bohemia. They wanted the land along the baltic shore. Wow, this does NOT look more realistic than TO taking all of Poland.

>>172730532
You want less historical boarders than vanilla so that you can get rid of mana. Ok. Fine. You go ahead and play the mod that makes one in-game month take 5 minutes of your life.

>>172730813
How the fuck do you think? There's a mod forum, and a steam workshop, take your pick.

>>172731186
I don't own the game

>>172729970
Register your game on the Paradox Interactive® Official Forums™ to gain access to the Modding Subfrom for Europa Universalis IV™

>>172731353
can i do it if my game's pirated?

>>172731353
Can I do it if my DLC's are pirated?

>>172731327
Lad, if you don't own the game then how are you going to install the mod? The mod is a modification of the game, you need the game to use it.

>>172731591
Actually, yes you can. You only need the base game

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>tfw in process of turning from nicest and most tolerant muslim jizya funded empire to twisted shithole that tries to convert or expel every heretic
>this happens
inshallah

>>172731591
You can but you'll likely get banned and have the game license revoked. It's very easy to detect pirated DLC through the registration system.

>>172731601
My games pirated, that's what I mean.

>>172731776
In that case, you're worse than a pedophile. Buy the game and all its DLC as repentance or just kill yourself.

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Lewdmod lad here, I been gone for a while. What's been happening?

>>172713095
Get on my level

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:^)

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How do I get this to work?

I want to marry this qt aztec empress but I can't do any kind of marriage, even between our courtiers. As you can see I can do other kinds of actions, such as buying a favor, but it does nothing.

Cheats are fine too, in fact I already tried marry_anyone and neg_diplo. They're bugged out so it won't give me anything, I just want to marry this qt.

>>172732128
Did Aztecs get new portraits too? If not, what portrait mod is that?

Napoleon's Legacy is crashing at creating rivers, can anyone help?

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>>172732279
Maybe. I don't have any mod that replaces any of the default portraits to my knowledge but I don't remember what aztecs used to look like.

How do I steal treasury items?
Do I literally have to kill their entire family, make them a vassal, and then kill them so that I inherit everything from them?

>>172733364
I too want to know this.

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Tried all kinds of things to get this to work, turns out I could've made it simple by just using play as and switching between me and her. I expected things to go nuts when I switched to someone with no actual land.

I am very interested to see how fucked this may make things in the future.

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So, what exactly happens when this shit hits the fan? It will be a couple of decades till I can convert my provinces, sadly.

>>172731994
H O L Y
O
L
Y

>>172733579
Convert to a better game.

>>172733818
I'm determined to finish this game, because it has gone well this far. I have the knights, TO, and LO as marches. I'm waiting for an opportunity to take jerusalem from mamluks.

>>172732331
Also, Pastebin says 3.2 but the download version is 3.1.7

Please.

>>172733579
You get a bunch of unrest until you have 75% unity or Humanist ideas. Basically it causes religious uprisings since you'll be converting shit.

>>172734264
But will it end at some point, like after 20 years or something, if I don't get the 75% unity or humanist ideas?

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I wonder what I broke

I added couple of countries and now population in all uncivs rapidly declines

>>172734459
No. It will literally never end. You have to either convert provinces back to Catholic, switch to Protestant and convert Catholic provinces to Protestant, or get Humanist ideas. However note that once you crush a rebellion rebels from that area won't rise again for a little while so it's not like Vicky 2 Qing tier constant rebel doomstacks.

>>172734459
>>172734592
It will end after 25 years, they changed it when you could abuse estates and get no disaster from them from already being in one.

>>172734592
>>172734762
Ok, good to know that my campaign is not ruined.

>>172734762
Would you suggest that I leave humanist idea group alone, or is it worth having?

>Be craftsman
>Live in a province with no factories
>Complain about unemployment

>>172695341
Ban is finally over so I can start campaign posting again. Prepare for two days of saved up autism

>>172735031
Either that or religious. I would probably pick religious though, seeing as you are the pope and all. But humanist is probably better in Europe, less revolts and aggressive expansion fades quicker. Up to you really, both are good.

>>172735072
>people will move to where there are jobs
But one of the main arguements against thatcher's neoliberal policies were that people will not readily move even if it kills them

>>172733537
>open console
>yesman

t. cheatpro

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r8 my Europe and Mediterranean

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WE WU.....

>>172735218
But for my situation will religious help me? I would rather leave both alone, but my situation is what it is.

>>172735439
inherit the byzzie empire already

http://steamcommunity.com/games/236850/announcements/detail/562228989139956580

opinions?

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>>172695341
The FUCK happened to /twg/?

>>172735513
You should go one of them, unless if you want to be at low unity the entire game, Italy is high development so takes a long time to convert.

>>172735719
/v/ raid

Released my vassal in Eastern Canada and started playing as them.

If the Irish were the first to colonize Canada, what flag design do you think they'd make?

>>172735639
What would be the fun in that? Then I'm just Rome again, and it would be unholy since I'm Lombard.
I'm trying to be a speshul snowflake with my Mediterranean Crusader Kingdom with my speshul snowflake culture.

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Truly this man is capable, first by taking the Huudid lands, and then his crusade succeding where the Umayyad one had failed
What's the cooldown on crusades

So how is March of the Eagles? I like the setting and loved TW Napoleon but it was lacking. Will MotE fulfill my assburger?

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>>172735814

A
FUCKING
SHAMROCK

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I am sorry my cousin, you served the realm well, and I applaud you for spreading the dynasty to the continent once more, but we can have only an allaince with the Austrasians, not their vassals

>>172735421
Yesman didn't work as it was a invalid action for some reason. Probably for the same reason the aztecs never did anything but appear and sit there at peace. It was valid the other way when I used play to switch to her but I couldn't even see the reasons she'd refuse or accept on my side.

also took her off commanding the troops when I switched.
theoretically my wife now has 100k sitting right next to my capital, but I highly doubt they'll ever do anything at all.

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Several of my burghers came to court reporting that they hyad seen CHRISTIAN raiders, flying the Karling standard. I knew from our shared crusade that this was garbage, but listen they did not, and so forged my seal and sent a message off to King Jacques. However when he responded by saying it was slander, I could not reply myself saying that I was such a weak king that mere burghers could overcome my commands

>>172735694
I think most sounds ok. But I'm sceptical about the age stuff. I don't want the game to push me towards objectives. I get that you don't really have to take any of the objectives, but then you will feel like you miss out those nice modifiers. So in effect Johan is in a way forcing us toward a certain way of playing the game.

So...the HOI3 Flavormod in the OP...what the fuck is it? Why the fuck doesn't it come with a readme file?

>>172735280
The real question is where the hell did this craftsmen come from, there were never any factories there.

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Now with Suffolk under my control, enough of the Angul-Seaxans had finally been united under one banner, and popular acclaim I was crowned King of England, but I promised the people one of my descendants would unite all of the Angul-Seaxan's and that son would be Anweald

>>172732657
Are you using HIP? Actually, what mods are you using?

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>>172735748
What? where did it go? It's not there anymore.

Not sure what happened. Maybe a humanist idea group bug? I picked the humanist idea group, and I cancelled it too, because I wasn't sure whether to take the religious or humanist. Not sure if the disaster disappeared before or after I did this, or whether it had anything to do with it. But now it's gone... it seems? I also took the counter reformation decision, maybe that did it? What do you think?

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Now that my line was destined for greatness, a tournament was held to help find the best men to lead this unification. My son came third showing himself capable at least to be king, whilst my spymaster through trickery and skulduggery came second. Most surprising of all was how my grandson, his mother my daughter whilst his father was a commoner she fled safety to marry, when she was destined to secure alliances. This did sting my pride, as it showed this supposed king destined to unite the Angul Seaxan people under one banner, could not keep his daugther's legs shut, nor see how great a groom her husband did make.
Whilst the celebrations ran on, I held a quick meeting of the council, with them finally accepting the revocation of somerset.

>>172736761
The disaster can't fire if you have embraced the counter-reformation. I guess it also ends it, didn't know that.

>>172737026
Nice. Well it had not fired yet. I still had a few percentages until it would fire.

>>172737026
>>172737074
But now, do I really need to care about taking religious (I can't take humanist ideas lest I break counter-reformation). My missionaries are strong already, and I have 3 of them.

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playing meme mods lad

it's called 7 Years War or something like that, basically France won the 7 Years War

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Pleasantly warmed by the favour I received at the tournament, I thought the one thing left to secure my rule of the Aengland, was to secure the favour of God. I had already fought to save the Christians of Aquitaine from persecution, but now I thought to present myself as God saw me, a humble man.
Believing the Mohammedans still in shock from our victory I went to the Holy of Holies, also possibly for reasons that my cousins had recently been banished from Lombardy after their titles were revoked.
Crossing the rivers of Jordan I noticed the bridge was of ill-build, and so to make the road safer for those pilgrims who were not kings of this earthly realm, a stone one was built in its place, hoping for more to reach true salvation.
Strangly for October, the banks burst, and had we not built a raft from our scaffolding, I surely would have drowned.
When not far from Bethlehem the Hospitallers approached us, thankfully they borught medicine desperatly needed by my guide, having encountered a snake whilst relieving himself.
On my return home I sent a large donation to the Hospitallers in thanks for saving the lives of many not just my guide's

>>172737256
>Big Based Bulgaria

You best give a link, boy.

What is the new meme mod now that HPM is dead

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However when I returned home, I learnt of how the grand master of the Hospitallers was the son of that Pictish king who had so raped our wallets. Doubt also beset me due to the lack of Holies I felt upon my return to Aengland

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Unforutantely doubt further beset me, when my Steward and second son was killed by a rabble of peasants for collecting an extra tithe to help build hospitals in our lands.
Whilst my first son was castrated by the Umayyads following his arrest, which was truly worse for wear as head no children, defaulting the succession to my youngest son who was not 16 winters yet

>>172737197
If you have the counter-reformation no, but the tech and idea cost penalty are pretty big.

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AI Zoroastrian rebels are absolutely fucking up the Abbasids.

First time I've seen a game where they make a comeback.

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So i'm playing as France, my ruler is old and probably about to die, when he does it will start a succession war between Commonwealth and Muscovy.

Then I get this event, the top option says it gives me a royal marriage with Commonwealth but that confuses me since I already have one with them.

The bottom option gives me "Sough after bachelor" and +1 prestige per year till the end of the game.

Is this some way to avoid me falling under the PU? I've never seen this before.

pls help...

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However Eden was groomed quite well, he listened intently to my stories of bridge building and saving those poor farmers, and became charitable himself, always giving his scraps not to the dogs but to the beggars outside the gates. This may in part have been to do with his studying of the classics with the Court Chaplain, and the virtues of Augustus
Whilst my living but castrated son invited me to a feast with the friends he had made

Does anyone have dlc activator for CK2? thx

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thoughts on this europe?

>>172738365
>>>strategium.ru

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>>172738424

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Eden was then introduced into the realm, whilst the Court Chaplain had taught him of the Romans, Bishop Balthere offered to teach him more about Christ and his message.
Worst of all the event though was how Eden came to blows with Baron Basileios, who's dynasty, the Isauroses, had long enjoyed protection in this realm.
Whilst of the St Swithuns, one girl he became fast friends with, whilst hurt him out of jealousy for how much attention her sister was getting. This friend would later be his wife to secure alliances with the St Swithuns.
When Mayor Wulf offered his sword to Eden and sparing lessons, Eden merely spat in his face and stuck his tongue out, claiming his scrolls were far more important than anything Wulf could offer.
At the end of this introduction, Eden and I sat down for another lesson, in which I stressed the importance of patience, which he berated me for doubting his knowledge, after all Alexander and Atiilla's empires fell to rushing it he said, whilst Augustus did not

>>172738493
it's russian
i can't read it ;_;

>>172738424
Pretty shit. Which mod?

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To secure land for Eden I told the 'King' of East Anglia to kneel, but no he barked, and was slain in the heat of battle, yet still their weakling fought on.
A delegation was sent to the Holy See to ensure the acceptance of the Pope in my wars, and so Mayor Cuthbert was sent. However he was quite the crippled man, and so by the time he arrived at the port, the ship had already sailed. But in doing so he found an Italian at the port selling wares, although very few, and told him to come to me to serve with my pikemen.
Eden was overjoyed at the prospect at talking to a real Italian, and so they came with a plan to build a statue of me, in a similar shape to Augustus that man Eden admired so much

You have ten minutes to justify why GS games wouldn't be improved by including ways to manually fight battles, like in Total War.

Protip: It's impossible.

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The Lombards having been pushed westwards in their African possessions, decided war with the true Africans was better, however lose this they did due to failure of supply lines.
Whilst King Rupert finally died due to missing his bloodletting appointments to clear his Pox, but he died with a smile on his face during morning prayers
The appointment of an allies daughter as court jester was a crude way to start his reign, but perhaps it was some Esoteric comedy the Romans held

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However whilst Rupert had died smiling in church, Eden was a bit more sly, first he appointed a Hedonist and bishop as his court chaplain, and then began to seduce his stepmother.
Whilst Eden shagged his mother, his wife was out fighting Danes who threatened East Anglia

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Rate this Europe.

My sterile brother took the Earl of Glouchester as a vassal, promising him greater protection, yet upon hearing of his plans to unite the Duchy of Hwicee, I began plans to seduce his wife, with quotes from Vergil no less.
Whilst all this happened the Hunchback of Totne finally accepted my superiroirty to his and ended the petty feud HE began all those years ago.
At last however my stepmother gave birth, and I was forced to admit the child was mine, which is good because my married wife had produced no boys yet, and just like his mother he was strong

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Many Muslim refugees fled to my court, as the King of Austrasia was finally conquering Saxony, one quickly married my commander and plopped out a genius child who was almost immediately betrothed to my bastard.
Upon hearing that someone wished to kill my wife, I searched for them, only to find it to be a rather thick woman who was merely lusting for my genitals, which she duly enveloped in exchange for ending the plot.
Whilst my castrated brother's wife finally gave birth to my cuckspawn, soon after betrothed to another bastard I spawned

What's some fun and relatively easy small muslim start in ck2? Preferably somewhere around the afghani region.

>>172739296
>tfw tried to get into total war games
>first 2 or 3 battles are fun
>but then it becomes tiresome and i start to automatically resolve every battle until i feel as if im playing bad version of paradox game

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Whilst my thick lover had to be married off to the King of Germany to maintain peace, I found a common barmaid to bed instead, who was the most adoring to listen to. But unfortunately she caught rabies a few months after she gave me a child


That's it for now, time to actually play the game

>>172740263
>playing Vanilla
Atilla is the best base game but the modding is what you need for it to be great

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Keanu da Keana hasn't been promoted for 20 years, what gives?

>>172737256
Show me north america

Is there a quicl rundown on whats new in the asian dlc in eu4?
Ebin new buttons for dumping 100 monarch points?

>>172740473
i played napoleon
how mods do change tw games anyway? more stuff to do outside of blobbing?

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fucking france

>>172739752
>British Empire
>Ireland, Scotland and even England are all independent
What's going on?

And it's just one PLC away from being perfect.

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>>172740586
there's just France, UK and Mexico at the start

>>172740889
Doing a playthrough with the British monarchy exiled to Australia, India and South Africa after the Chartist movement wins in the British isles. Australia is the new core of the British Empire and I'm going for a Pacific-Indian Ocean empire.

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lmaoing @ Royal Peru

>>172737606
I think I found it in the archive

>>172741256
>>172740970
Is it based on HPM or PDM?

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And now I shall defend the Aenglish

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>>172740484
Keanu IV was so promising..

Still no rank raise though.

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Guys, I took it just before the third and probably the final war of Ottoman conquest of the Levant area. All I have to do is core jerusalem and release TO and march them. Phew!

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>>172742328
>so Keanu III died, and the lands were divided between his two sons (both named Keanu).
>Keanu IV died in a battle month after assuming the throne and his younger brother became Keanu II
>wait what

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Everything was going great until the Spanish joined the war and took Florida. And now none of my South American allies want to join the war.
Should I bum rush mexico's capital or deal with the Spanish stack?

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ah yes

>>172741312
vanilla

>>172743038
lmao

drumpfkin getting BTFO, fuck white people

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I'm sorry who was saying Poles are untermenshc

>>172740484
>Playing meme mod with unfinished dlc
>not expecting myriads of bugs

>>172743503
the same people who thought any blonde blue eyed polish slavbaby was secretly ubermensch aryan true german

>>172743281
You're not much help...

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There. Holy Trinity done. Apparently listed as "very hard". It wasn't so hard. Just had to do a couple of No-CB wars in the start of the campaign and then beat ottomans to jerusalem.

>>172744331
I feel your pain. Anon skipped me too.

>>172736102
neg_diplo is what you're looking for

What's the best nation to play as in Divergences of Darkness

>>172744378
What are the requirements for that achievement? Obviously Rome and Jerusalem, but what else?

/gsg/ truly is the worst general

>>172745656
As papal state you need to have Teutonic order and livonian order and the knights as marches. Then conquer jerusalem. That's it.

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I set meme invasion to delayed random, i thought that meant I had at least 50 years till these goys come

Why are they here already? Also i'm fucked just across the sea

>>172746228
Because if you have satanists enabled they can arrive at literally any time under a possessed character.

>>172746228
>activate meme dlcs
>get memed on

>HRE doesn't want to marry my daughter because of prestige issues.
>Marries a lowborn.
Paradox, pls.

>>172699437
How do i stop socialists in victoria 2, is there some way to ban them?

>>172745663
moba generals are way worse

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>>172746778
You mean like monks and mystics? I don't even have it purchased

>>172746953
Need something to provide a challenge in the late game against my roman empire, guess I thought i had more time

How do I ask the pope for a crusade

>>172746778
>>172747129
Do you need a DLC purchased and activated for NPCs to use features from it?

>>172747129
Hover over the kid's modifier - what does it say?

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>>172747274
She's a suspected demon spawn, but I thought that the whole event chain of them disappearing and coming back like this is part of M&M?

>>172747223
I'm starting to think the npc's can use the features from dlc you don't have, there's a guy who is suspected of being a secret society member in the realm. I didn't buy the new dlc because i didn't want its shit features, but if the AI can use em then whats the point

>>172747638
>She's a suspected demon spawn, but I thought that the whole event chain of them disappearing and coming back like this is part of M&M?

You got meme'd on by Johan, enjoy the rest of your playthrough.

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Tell me who to play as. I only want a comfy campaign really. European nation please.

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>>172747727
I was considering just quitting because its early in the game, but I got a really good son and things are going really good, the emperor hasn't stopped internal vassal wars for once.

Hope she keeps fugging up Britain and leaves me alone, just gonna see where it goes

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I think I may have taken this Satanism thing too far.

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Wiki says it should be 1090 before he can call it, what ahppened

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>>172748041
cant it happen early if one of the owned christian holy cities are taken by an infidel? (Constantinople, Rome etc.)

>>172747951
Polish pride!

>>172747951
>vanilla
>no map mod
how about you play sub saharan niggers

>>172748262
Yes but there's different conditions for each
http://www.ckiiwiki.com/Crusades,_jihads_and_great_holy_wars#Unlocking_the_Crusades

>>172748358
I have darker water mod.

>CK2 Monks and Mystics is out. Check the 4chan archive.

I did and I can't find it anywhere.

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Ah yes when we're taking back Jerusalem why not attack italy in a punitive war

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>>172748271
Ok. Then the only thing I will really aim for is the hussars and the can into space (if I can manage to play until the end of the game that is).

>>172749686
>finnish hyper war
can i get quick rundown on this

Geheimnisnacht update fucking never

>>172750042
The CK2 Warhammer mod? They're working on integrating the new DLC as we speak.

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>tfw you send your shitty 4 marshal 4th son to start a merc company hoping he dies

>years later he became a 27 marshal one eyed strategic beast slaying through the slav hordes as the leader of the most successful merc company in eastern europe

is this what is feels like to be proud?

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God the German male portrait is so shit,women are cute tho.

English portraits is the best one and if you disagree you have shit taste

>Other west Germanics dont use the portrait

Whats the point

mayo and texas when?

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In CK2, why don't rulers ever send me marriage requests or betrothal requests for my family? I don't think I have ever had another ruler ask for and of my kids in marriage or anything else ever in my campaigns.

They always ask for random low born courtiers, never anyone related. Is this just not a thing? because that's pretty fucking stupid if so.

>you can hire holy orders for free on crusade
ISDYIF

>>172750623
>shit taste
nah familia, just real low standards
if it ain't the slavs/western kangz/old greek portraits it's acceptable

>>172750945
they're always asing for my daugthers as soon as theyre 16 in my game

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>>172751021
>forgetting the worst of all, the Nahua portraits

>>172750934
Theres one in le pdox forums already

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>>172751076
I guess people just don't like me then, the "political concerns" modifier on marriage is pretty dumb desu

>>172751141
Nahua shouldn't even have portraits because they don't belong in a Medieval Feudal Simulator.

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>can't play HPM because it crashes when i pick a nation and hit play
>fuck
>patch v2 to 3.04
>HPM still crashes
>now vanilla crashes in the same way

FUCK

>>172750435
>is this what is feels like to be proud?
No, that's what it feels like to be a Mongol, it's literally how their succession works.