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Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, March 31st:
627 – Battle of the Trench: Muhammad undergoes a 14-day siege at Medina (Saudi Arabia) by Meccan forces under Abu Sufyan.
1146 – Bernard of Clairvaux preaches his famous sermon in a field at Vézelay, urging the necessity of a Second Crusade. Louis VII is present, and joins the Crusade.
1822 – The massacre of the population of the Greek island of Chios by soldiers of the Ottoman Empire following an attempted rebellion, depicted by the French artist Eugène Delacroix.
1889 – The Eiffel Tower is officially opened.
1909 – Serbia accepts Austrian control over Bosnia and Herzegovina.


>News
CK2 Monks and Mystics is out. Check the 4chan archive.

EU4 - 21/03
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-dev-diary-21st-march-2017-diplomatic-macro-builder.1006623

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!vIQnEZJK!5YCtpPMElgZJ3DDaVSaxJqEGym87SKZxfx-uKVwZmqM

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2]Africa Mod
http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ

Old Thread >>172478942
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>172588653
based
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Just watched as that autist spammed 5 threads and got them all deleted
He's probably trembling with rage
He's lucky he isn't permabanned for spamming
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Pla Lata
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>>172587832
Convert to islam.
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>>172588917
thanks
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>>172588653
grounded and caucasian
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>>172588653
based and white
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>>172588642


Proper Infopic
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COUNTRYMEN, It is YOUR turn!
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Where should I colonize as italy in eu4?
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>>172589160
A better game.
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>>172589247
Okay, what game?
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>mods are active except for the new-thread shitposting ITT
really makes me think
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>>172589247
>hating on EU4
Sure is reddit here.
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>>172589329
East v West
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>>172589329
Victoria 2 with HPM.
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>>172589121
>>172583460
>nothing what he says happens
>he ends up making a thread earlier and spamming it while mods delete his shit
>still comes back to the thread, probably ban evading
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>>172589391
>eu4 isnt reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/eu4/
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>>172589395
but i want to convert to victoria 2
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>>172589627
does the ck2 to euiv converter work?
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>>172589835
Fairly well. Better than eu4 -> Vic2 or Vic2 -> HoI4, but they all work well enough to play
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>2690
>The Catholics and Ursulines have both announced their Crusaders
>Neither have called for a Crusade of Louisiana
>It's growing
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>>172588993
But Islam is kill.
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in ck2+, should I start with a unified church, or a split church? I'm not familiar with the middle ages, besides the bullet points.

I assume there are events to actually make the west Catholic eventually in the early starts?
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Why are you islamophobic but support war?
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>>172590147
I rarely play ck2+, but I would assume there are.
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>>172590260
>modern right wingers
>supporting war
>support deposing based secular assad
>support replacing him with unstable democracies that will inevitabky just fall to ISIS and then be colonised by Israel in the name of peace and democracy a decade later
Pick none.
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so what's the least bullshit way to unify japan in euiv?
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>>172590460
it definitely runs a bit slower, so there must be a shitload of event checks and flags running.
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>>172590260
every muslim killed by falling bombs is a service to the rest of humanity
yes, women and children included
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>>172590598
Why don't you wait until the whole east gets remade and you can claim the heavenly kingdom for grorious nippon
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>>172590703
because I'm already waiting to play ck2 until m&m is fixed and stellaris until utopia
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>>172590812
M&M is fine. You aren't getting transmutations until the next update.
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>>172591414
transmutations? like alchemy?
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>>172590598
Play as a daimyo and use mercs. Can usually annex all other daimyo's within twenty years or so.
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>>172588220
>>172588285
I did it but Georgia cock blocked me on a few provinces, but I'll deal with them in a couple years.

Makes my blob look kind of bloated, and the shitty wasteland fill into Arabia doesn't help.
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For HIP, does anyone know if the different German culture have specific melting-pot progression like Anglo and Norman to English, or will it always be Scheisk, Duringisk, Frenkisk, etc.
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Are there any mods for hoi4 that even slightly fix the game or atleast make it harder
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>>172593496
>hoi4
everyone point and laff
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>>172591569
Yeah, we got ingredients, a jade keystone for alchemy, and a whole magnus opus on it, but it doesn't do anything other than grant generic bonuses like everything else.
The ingredients, despite having a special decision to gather them, do absolutely nothing but fill your treasury with decoy items for the enemy to steal.
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>>172592860
>EU4
>nothing but blobs
whoahhhhhhh
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cucking the brits as Belgium is just so poetic
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>>172593479
All the German cultures will eventually melt into two distinct groups; Low German (Sehisk/Sachsen) and High German (Deutsch).
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What stats would King Michael I of Romania have as a leader in HOI4?
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>>172593575
i just like the production system and want to know if it's possible to play the weakest country in the game and actually face some kind of challenge.
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Grandi
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Is doing a grand campaign with Japan possible?
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>>172596542
Define grand campaign
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Rate, I've sphered egypt, but I'll probably release them and sudan as puppets, because I don't wanna be blobby, hence the kleinmittelafrikaiums.
Not shown, hong kong which I own and the phillipines which I will take
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>>172597609
CK2 - HOI4
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>>172588642
>>172588653
Thanks for fixing the CK2 music mod link R&I. I knew you would.
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>>172594881
>Playing HoI4
>ever
Codreanu is the rightful leader of Romania, anyways.
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>>172598852
>4
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>>172594557
Thanks for the info, anon.
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>>172599102
HOI3's tutorial helps with my sleep schedule.
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>>172598852
Japan doesn't exist in CK2, so no.
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>>172598275
If you're playing HPM, you cant get the Congo event as a GP, unless you annex the Kongo area beforehand
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>>172599184
Don't they have that Sengoku thing?
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>>172599225
implying anyone wants niggers even in their colonial territories. sick dude.
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>>172599306
That's a different game. It also only has Japan, so there'd be no point in a savegame converter.
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>>172599314
>not using the trail of tears event as a template to create events to move all undesirable populations out of your territories
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>>172599383
How Eurocentric of you.
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Now I have seen some retarded shit in this game, but I have never seen the Karlings become Jewish before
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>>172599456
But having natives in your colonies as a small country is "desirable," because you can raise soldiers from them. Having huge empty colonies might make sense for Great Britain, but not so much for Belgium which doesn't have enough accepted pops on the entire map to warrant trying to spread them into Africa etc.

>>172599590
A sengoku savegame converter would always result in just exactly the same map EU4 starts with in the first place.
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>>172599314
That problem shouldn't be too hard to handle though.
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>>172599741
It starts with a unified Japan?
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>>172599225
What you do to cheese it is fuck with influence in secondary powers so no gp is friendly, then declare on them to release the congo and itll go in your sphere as a unciv which gets almost immediately annexed by you via event
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>>172599695
They always were m8, they always were.
But honestly that looks like the best fucking timeline. Play it out and see how Jewish the rest of Europe becomes.
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You like my Russia?

I annexed Hungry and Lithuania through marriages and disputed successions. Just went into a personal union with England. Going to go to war with Brandenburg over Ragusa for a disputed succession. Took Constantinople
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>>172599814
Sengoku ends when you have 50% of the daimyo, not when you have unified Japan.
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>>172599951
I like that Egypt a lot better than I like your disgusting blob. Ragusa is adorable too. You should release Greece as a vassal and leave Ragusa and Brandenburg alone.
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>>172599951
My Russia is better :^)

Caucasus sucks though, should have just given everything to Georgia. Also should have given all of Africa to Belgium for humanitarian reasons
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>>172599872
>Jewish europe
>best timeline

I'll allow it, but only because I am too busy forging my Austrian empire to deal with them. His son is literally perfect though.
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The pope now controls part of Wales. I have no idea what is going on anymore.
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>>172600296
If Christianity was stomped out in the west in the 9th century, centuries later there would still be pagans in Northern Europe and all of Christendom would be under Orthodoxy in the east.
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>>172600129
too fucking bad, just annexed Greece
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k my laddies
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Is there any way to change pops ideology effectively?
I'm trying to rescind voting rights and get to fascism, but I don't want to go through all the bullshit of violent revolution. I tried national focus but it doesn't seem to be a good use of it.
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>You will never be the Pirate King of Bermuda
>You will never conquer Hampton Roads, First Coast, and Mobile
>You will never raid the Eastern Seaboard once a month before returning to your tropical paradise and spending the night with your Southron concubines
Why even live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-bTMbePj0A
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>>172601240
>Southron concubines
DELET THIS
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>>172601561
I'm trying to [DIXIE] my Kingdom, but the way things are going my grandson is likely going to be an Afro-Inuit
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Is it possible lads?
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>>172601240
>Mod doesn't work on my version for some reason
Don't rub it in
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>>172588653
absolutely white
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>>172601995
Yes with cheating and yes after a long time without. Mexican American war is weird because we were going to fully annex them if a lot of politicians got their way, but that's so much infamy and warscore in HPM
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I'm trying to play this Ancient Religions mod but blank pop-ups come up when I unpause with no option to get rid of them. Also all other pop-ups are blank.

What do?
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>>172605912
I can't remember the exact file name, but save the game (uncompressed) when those come up and then check the list of fired events. It's likely not updated for one of the DLCs you're using.

CK2+ has Ancient Religions 100% incorporated and working for M&M 2.7.X.X, you might want to know.
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explain these borders
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Well, this is what I get for screwing my cousin I guess. My current heir and the demon spawn are both quick, so I guess it doesn't really matter if this one kills the rest.

Fucking mormons.
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>>172606180
Alright, thanks.
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>>172606285
Some of the DLC prefixs aren't always straight forward. Reapers Due is "RIP" for example.

>>172606220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd_qC2rmmSU
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>>172606193
Autism, ethnical enclaves, unpassable mountains, ancient russian skill of memeing nations into existence.
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>>172606392
The problem event seems to be SoA.3081. Which I can't find in any of the Sons of Abraham event files but I did find this thread which says it should be mentioned in sunset_invasion.txt but I couldn't find it there either.

https://steamcommunity.com/app/203770/discussions/0/133260492058501909/
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I need to destroy a secondary kingdom title I accidentally created (literally clicked by accident thinking I was looking at duchy of crimea instead) and is now fucking with my perfectly set up tribal inheritance.

The problem is I'm using CK2+ and as a tribal I can't change out of gavelkind, and becoming feudal is way down the line. I really need to destroy the kingdom of Crimea, is there any console command or combination of that can do it?
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Well fuck. The Norse are growing strong. Christianity has almost completely collapsed in western Europe as the now-Jewish Karlings cement their hold, converting almost every duke and count, while the British Isles are being torn apart by infighting and heresy. Muslims have begun the push into southern France, and the Byzantines are near collapse as the Abbasids continue the march towards Constantinople.

This is a world gone mad.
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>>172608631
>playing before 1066
Stop.
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>>172606193
Map maker had a form of palsy.
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>>172608825
no
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>>172609297
>Losing ground to Muslims
OY VEY!
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>>172609297
It's either.
1. Massive french blob
Or
2. Cancerous HRE tier borders except everyone is independent

Where as 1066 or later is:
1. Comfy well formed kingdoms you can marry into and pretend it's 19th century Europe
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>£122.99 for CK2 with DLC
Do Paradox not think that maybe they're going a bit nuts with all this DLC constantly coming out?

How much will the entire game cost when they stop?
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>>172609602
That's a big sushi.
Also,
>using £s at 5:57AM
What's going on, lad?
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>>172609712
I'm a NEET playing GSG's well into morning time and getting up in the evening.
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>>172609825
Same, laddo. Meetup when?
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>>172609876
>a /gsg/ meetup
Imagine the smell.
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>>172610012
Are you that lad I was discussing easter eggs with earlier?
Probably plebian tier cremeeggs if you attend.
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>>172610113
No, I haven't been here very long today.
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>>172610254
The Anglo shall inherit /gsg/ and drive the soics and slavs of steamcordplaza back to /int/
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Why are Brethren playthroughs so fun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
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>>172610113
>>172609876
>>172609712
>lad
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>>172610475
We're allowed to say it, it's our culture. You're just jealous your only equivalent word is "buddy" which is naff.
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>>172610615
>our culture
You should be saying "akhi" then.

In any case "lad" is for actual lads, not incel shut-ins.
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>>172610706
Top kek, had to google that.
>Brother....from Arabic origins...popularized in the United States by the Muslim community of Philadelphia, PA...often heard in the Middle East

Well done on meming yourself, yank.
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>>172609825
>I'm a NEET playing GSG's well into morning time and getting up in the evening.

I'm unironically envious. Fuck you.
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>>172611362
This.
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>>172606220
Goodnight, sweet prince. You were too beautiful for this earth.
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>>172611458
>>172611362
What do you lads do, then? Work? The idea of there being functional human beings in /gsg/ is astounding.
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>>172610416
I'm really bad at getting started on these, it's hard to find good land to raid once the Americanists start to get conquered. Any good starts?
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>>172611607
>Work?

Yes.

>functional human being

No.
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>>172611542
can't compete, my 12 year old is gonna murder you in your sleep as well
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>>172611706
I took coastal OPM's that had trade routes going through them. Hampton Roads, Mobile, New Orleans, and First Coast are all ripe for the taking. I have them

The Carribean Empire likes to have a civil war every other year so use that to raid Miami whenever the opportunity is there. Avoid the HCC, they'll push your shit in hard. New York and Philadelphia are also good areas to loot.
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>Consumerists rose up
>In Virginia
>One of the President's vassals founded the faith
>He conquered the Presidency
>He's about to conquer Jersey/Dietsch
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>>172612610
>Playing Yankee Occultist
>Consumerists wipe out the Anabaptists and collapse.

Praise Cthulhu.
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>>172612610
>>172613009
as a confederate from east tennessee, should i play as the >holy >columbian >confederacy
or as backwoods badass tenesi tribesmen?
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>>172611607
Yes, work 5 days a week. I can only really take the time to play in the weekends. Whenever I play during the week, it feels less than optimal, because I have to stop my campaign every evening, then get into the mood of continuing when I get home from work the next day. For some reason it feels wrong. I would rather just play and play till I'm done with the campaign. Even a weekend feel short for a full comfy campaign. The best time for playing is therefore holidays and vacations during which I have more than 3 days to play.
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>>172613271
I'd go with tribesmen.

Revelationist looks like it could be lots of fun.
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>>172613914
time to make an appalachian empire and never touch ocean. maybe conquer texas and give it to a dynasty member
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just got darkest hour and kaiserreich. what am I in for lads?
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>>172588653
white
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>>172614660
Don't get me wrong, DH KR is one of my all time favorite vidya experiences and ranks among my top 10 games, but you're in for what is in essence a glorified visual novel. Don't let that put you off of it though, its a whole lot of fun.
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>>172614660
epic fascist memes
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>>172615386
>Fascist
Sorry friend I believe you mean National-Syndicalism or National Populism
:^)
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>>172614660
Mosley Dating Simulator
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>still no chaos mod for CKII societies

WHAT the FUCK
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>>172615463
>tfw you will never light together in britain a flame that the ages shall not extinguish
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>>172615978
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I'm going to do it
I'm going to stop playing vicky 2
and learn hoi3
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>>172616069
it's not that difficult. hardest thing is preplanning/IC distro
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>5 sons sent to miklagard in order of their birth
>first two come back as corpses
>third comes home with severe PTSD
>give him a temple to manage and assure him he will inherit
>kills himself anyway after a year
>4th and 5th sons, twin brothers, still with varangian guard
>5th captured and dies in the dungeons of byzantine rebels
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>>172616068
https://youtu.be/ZsGmHKwQ55w
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the varangian guard is such a bizarre thing to me, a bunch of pagan norsemen defending the last bastion of christianity in the east
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After the End is just too big for my little computer to handle.

When is he going to stop? When all of North and South America are in the game?
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>>172617197
Little Greek twinks couldn't do it so they needed to pay big burley vikings to beat up Muslims for them.
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Can I change my V2 map text to HoI3 text?

Are text mods a thing in v2?
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>>172617496
The current borders are or or less final. The map was actually going to be shrunk before Reapers Due came along and improved late-game performance. As far as I know it has close to the same amount of provinces as vanilla.
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>>172617197
You sure the Varangians were pagans?
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>>172616069
Darkest Hour is plain better
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>>172617496
is 0.9 out?
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>>172618162

>tfw I2 master race
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>>172618079
well shit looks like i'm an ignorant nigger.
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>>172618545
what's the reason for the higher concentration in Italy and Sicily? Normans?
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I'm trying to play CK2+ and I get this message as soon as it starts loading.

>File exception:
>Exception in:
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What do I do?
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>>172618775

Vikings went everywhere.
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>>172618775
Yes.

Probably Normans.
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>>172619065

Where do I send my application for reparations against the Nordic countries for raping my ancestor?
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>>172588642
Alright you autistic faggots, I got to bed, and what do you fucking do, praise Wilhelm II the actual autistic king. You praise a man who ended monarchy. Who couldn't understand a joke, who gave a blank cheque to AH making them go from lenient to aggressive thus starting WW1. This man also ordered Lenin be brought back from exile to hasten the fall of Russia, and to make it a communist hellhole. The war had already ruined the Russian economy and it alongside with the army was in no fit state to continue the war and would have been used as a mere supply depo. So congrats Wilhelm you got your cousin Killed, leading to the communists being so influential across the world leading to potential nuclear Holocaust, but most of all causing ww2 allowing the Nazi state to form and to make everyone for a thousand years REACTIONARIES to Edwardian and Victorian values, that ended colonisation abruptly stopping it from showing how great it really was for the natives.
In short every person who was sad of what happened to Nicky should know it was his fault all of it, and he had more than enough power in Europe, along with the fact that Germany was unified under the pretence that would be that NO MORE EXPANSION but they let Germany's expand to be kind, only to be rewarded with a sour fart in the face. Look at pre World War One politics, look at how much Germany meddled in international politics and peace.
In short fuck Germany, fuck Germans and fuck NickyPosters
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>>172588642
Has it been updated?
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>>172590147
Yes unified church as it was, Rome was always more important than any other See, the others were just arch archbisphorics really
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>>172588653
W&B
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>>172590260
It is the first Arch Heresy that is why, the second is communism, because both think Jesus was just a goodman and not The Son
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>>172599695
What faith is Saxony and the ERE
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>>172600457
In my current game, I conquered parts of Wales, then the vassal broke off, then he swore fealty to Aquitaine, shit was lit
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>>172609453
>Whig view of history
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>>172610475
>we must call everyone brother even though we know our ancestry
It's only acceptable to call someone brother if you're a space marine and I'm pretty sure your penis still functions
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>>172617197
Lad you do know they were all normans at the end of the crusades right
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>>172618162
>implying true gentleman can't trace their family back to the Norman conquest or the revokaction of the edict of nantes
>implying the American middleclass did not exponentially grow before they could develop a unique culture
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>>172621554
varangian guard started way before the crusades tho right?
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>>172621679
How would Europe look like if nationalism wasnt a thing?
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>>172621679
Yes but my point is the high point of the guard were all normans
They start in the 900s and die out somewhere along 1400s, meaning 300 of 500 years it's normans, and then anglo Saxon mainly for the rest. Meaning Constantinople is actually English
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>>172621875
nationalism is literally a part of humanity, basically modern tribalism. so to answer your question, who the fuck knows, probably some morlock/eloi shit where peaceful agrarian europeans are preyed upon by nomadic mongols turks and arabs
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To that fag who was asking why is Lithuania a grand duchy, it's because back then the Pope would set your rank, or the HRE later on, hence why Prussia goes from duchy, to king in Prussia, to king OF Prussia, whilst Poland goes from duchy to kingdom
>>172621875
France would never have got as big as it did, also Spain would never form, however the HRE may have federalised, Russia would have been more free
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How's the Warhammer mod for CK2?
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>>172622071
No nationalism and tribalism are different because of the scale of it. Look at France and all those diverse cultures, and yet somehow they all call themselves French, look at Germany with the catholic bavarians and the proddy northern scum. A world without nationalism would also mean greater loyalty to the monarch or duke, as it would be whoever is under his control is that, so if my farm is under the duke of burgundy's control, I am Burgundian not Swiss for example
>>172622234
Post it here and I'll suck you off if you can get orc Skelton children
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>>172622154
>Poland goes from duchy to kingdom
During first dynasty era (966-1370) only few of polish rulers were crowned to be kings
And then you have one retard who thought that shattering entire kingdom to duchies would end problems of brothers killing each other to rule the country because every son would be content with his duchy. (spoiler: it didn't work out, we lost silesia/pomerania and invited teutonics because of that)
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>>172622506
>people thinking gavelkind works in a post Hastings world
Oh I am laffin
Also il post my Wessex game later where Poland has all of Finland
AUTISTS UNITE
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>>172622506
You invited the Teutons because the Lithuanians were still pagan? Did total war lie to me?
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>>172618891
it's true, right?
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>>172622969
Prussian pagans were harassing duchy of Mazovia and the duke ruling over it thought it would be a neat idea to deal with them using teutonics in order to get advantage over his brothers so he made a deal with knights that was sanctified by pope where they would kill or convert pagans and let him rule over prussia but they decided to create their own little baltic state instead.
Teutonics tried to genocide orthodox christians and lithuanians too though.
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Have we gotten any news related to Victoria?
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mayo when
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>>172623078
All of it
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Pretty comfy here, but Europe is turning into bordergore.
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>>172623360
Now if only that had happened in the crusader states,
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Do I have to conquer Jerusalem for the Templars to form, and can I avoid them being charged with heresy and homosexuality
>>172624049
>Vicky 2 has border gore
How could you lie to me /gsg/
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>>172624049
makes me sick
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>>172624049
>unironically expanding into Africa before you take Constantinople
I ran out of liquors to tip>>172624120
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>>172624120
The CK2 wiki says I can call a crusade but I don't see an option, does the option only appear once the cooldown is over
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>>172624182
>500k+ roach pops
Thank you, I rather not.
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>>172624141
I love the Germany blobs into Lithuania or Franche-Comte meme.
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>>172624056
teutons were just bandits who had no problems with massacring catholics despite the fact that they masqueraded as holy knights, they should have fucked off to help with reconquista or crusades into middle east instead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunwald_Swords
they got beautifully btfo here by their own symbolism
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Why the fuck does EU4 crash so often? I just lost 40 minutes of my first Ironman playthrough in months. Jesus fuck.
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>>172624489
We gave him a job?
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>>172624475
Let me get this straight, the Teutons knew they were losing and were retreating whilst these messengers were sent, yet still challenge for battle. So why were the Teutons such asses, was it because they weren't really on a holy purpose or they had become decadent or what
Also holy hell is that a multi culti army, and it's amazing how much prograpaganda that was used for in ww1 and 2
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>Just won hoi4 for the first time
>Victory is completely devoid of satisfaction because you are unable to annex countries if said country has a splitoff coup
t-thanks for telling me, Paradox
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>>172624620
>eu4 crashing
Are you downloading porn on the side or something as my i7 runs it just fine even though it's 3 years old
>>172625184
>being jelly ww2 ends like ww1 did
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>>172625235
>>being jelly ww2 ends like ww1 did
Was ww3, thank you very much. I just wanted to annex all the area surrounding the black sea, but I had funded Russian and Turkish fascists, so no clay for me apparently.
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>>172621875
We'll never know because of those cunts that killed Ceaser before he finished integrating the Celts and Germanics
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>>172621875
You mean prevent nappy?
nationalism is a very recent phenomenon
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>>172625721
Nah, nationaism was bound to happen, napoopan just sped things up
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>>172625854
That doesn't change much honestly, nationalism is still and in any scenario would be irrelevant for most of european history and you're basically in agreement that it would always happen late.
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>>172625291
That's my point, the Ottoman and AH empires fell so terms couldn't be negotiated with all the countries
>>172625854
It would happen, but in a world without Napoleon then so much would be different, especially the Americas and Germany
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Is it possible to genocide a single state? I´m going to make his >>172624182 wet dream come true.
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how hard is it to learn vic 2 if i played ck2/eu3
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Is Russia the only capable of annexing Costantinople/Istanbul and changing its name in HPM?
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Thoughts on Great War mod for hoi4
Playing it as Japan and seems alright, are the central powers actually weaker then allies in the mod?
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>>172626362
Greece and maybe Bulgaria
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>>172626412
Alright thanks, I almost fabricated the CB as Germany, can they do it? Or its just Greece, Bulgaria and Russia?
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>>172620597
t. Bismarck
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>>172626479
You can take it unless it's the capital but i don't think you can rename it
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>>172626198
How do you have such huge pop growth?
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>>172588642
So I'm trying to do the Turn the Tables achievement right now, and something's wrong.

I can't select "play as released subject" or whatever when I go to release my colonial nation.
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>>172626706
I had a similar problem with Brittany in an earlier run, which was much more frustrating since I had put so much effort into making "West Britain" as big and blobby as possible.
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>>172626569
But its always the capital, I guess I should focus on the middle east then, also, can you tell me if Persia's land are good for colonization? Or should I just focus on Africa?
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>>172626585
I made sure my pops live a long, healthy and fertile life. It´s not really that high compared to the population.
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>>172626924
It's not always the capital, just like Russia they will move it to ankara if the neighboring states aren't turkish, don't know about Persia
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>>172627038
I'm guessing social reforms?
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>>172627127
So should I help Greece get its cores back and support the stablization of the balkans?
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>>172626080
>That's my point, the Ottoman and AH empires fell so terms couldn't be negotiated with all the countries
Huh? No, those two were dismantled because of the terms of world war two.
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>>172627139
Not really, I only passed a single social reform except for the railroaded few.
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>>172627230
ww1 sorry senpaitachi
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>>172627229
Yes, if they lose every european state beside Istanbul itself they will move it
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>>172627253
>not going fascist
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>>172626535
AT least Bismarck had the sense to not expand too much, shame he let Alsace Lorraine not vote for its existence
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>>172627347
Alright, in what year does the event pop in? Right now its 1859, and I have allied Serbia, Montenegro and Greece, should I go to war or wait for the event? The thing is, the Otromans are kill and now its Turkey and they have dropped from GP status, and they are in Austria Hungary's sphere
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>>172627230
Terms were made to the empires and treaties were signed, but then they collapsed making those agreements void, as you were now dealing with the Turkish Republic not the Ottoman Empire
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>>172627385
>being a degenerate
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>>172627541
It's around the 60's or 70's but every european power will suppprt the turks over the balkan, wait for that then fuck them and the austrian up
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>>172627475
I wasn't really dissing him, that crippled retard just had to listen to bizzy and literally everything would be alright, but no, he sacked him because he couldn't contain his boat autism.
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>>172627913
Why wasn't he deposed and replaced by a Coburg
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Who would win?
Four Turkeys or Italy and Portugal?
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Which of the starting CK2 tribes in Finland, is the most Finnish?
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>>172628090
The Mongol Empire.
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>Be Austria
>PU Hungary and Bohemia early
>manage to keep Italy in the HRE
>declare war on Burgundy, the king dies and I inherit Burgundy through the event
>many decades later, Spain forms, claim the throne and force another PU (Bohemia was inherited through luck before this)
>Integrate Hungary, and Spain which at this stage had colonies across the map
>execute second to last HRE reform with 100% support
>notice Denmark doesn't have an heir, so RM
>PU 2 years later
>the year is 1661

My plan here on out is to take the rest of France + Brittany by force, but also claim the throne of England and Poland when I can and take those too.

I don't know if I want to trigger the last HRE reform. Britain, whom I'm allied with, launched a war on France just before and holy hell it's funny to watch 57 HRE nations just zerg rush into enemy territory. I just declare war and stay out of the way. pic related.

Just thinking of the amount of work I'd have to if I triggered the last reform makes me tired (organize and/or disband 57 separate armies and navies, destroy redundant fortresses etc.). And also I'd have to command my own armies in a war like some sort of peasant. Seems more fun to just be able to declare war and watch the zerg rush, though they'd struggle with a war on England I guess. Maybe I'll keep it like this and activate the last reform at the end of the game for the achievement.
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>>172628090
Suomi chief
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Okay so I formed the English kingdom and renamed it Aengland, what's empire in saxon so I can have English empire
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>>172628393
pakistan
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>>172628462
Why would I name it land of mongol descendants, if the mongold don't even exist yet
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>>172627797
Alright, I will just wait and support the balkans, also, is it normal that britain never does the washington treaty and gets cores in Idaho and Montana?
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>>172627675
Fascist is most anti degenerate there is
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>>172628625
Not really, they should have given it up to the usa
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>>172628790
Oh, well fuck, they have invaded the USA and got part of Montana, now they have cores on the places I told you and they want my help, thing is, I dont want to since britain stops being your ally if you invade some african parts in the scramble and the USA want to be your friend
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What's the optimal way to use tech points in CK2?
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>>172628393
Héafodríce.
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>>172628961
You're Germany, you could easily defeat em though
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>>172626706
>>172626815
Does anyone know what the hell's wrong here? Having low or high liberty desire doesn't seem to help.
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>>172628785
>He unironically believes that an ideology born from communism and street brawl tier subhuman thinking is anti degenerate
lmaoing @ your life pleb
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Where to find manual patch for Victoria 2?
the one in the link is 3.01 and the patch.exe can't find folder.
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>>172629314
Do you have all the dlc?
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Oh god a Great War finally.
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>>172600296
be a shame if someone... KILLED him! hahahaha lmao ;)
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>>172629963
No, I don't.

So I need the DLC to play as a releaseable nation? That's pretty shitty.
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>>172630096
Yep, you need el dorado i think
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>>172620719
I thought one of the main issues was the fact that the pope crowned Charlemagne as emperor of the romans, but the Byzantine emperor rightfully held that title. Also if the church was "unified" how was there even a pope? I thought the pope bs came about because Rome saw itself as the highest bishop but other older bishoprics didnt like that.

Posting for a friend btw.
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>>172630290
Fuck.

Well, thanks for the info.
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>>172630096
pirate the dlc, it's easy
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https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/are-there-any-incentives-to-building-new-holdings.585635/
This is the fanbase
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Well, the war has ended, and the game will end too, soon. It was pretty good, I had tons of fun as Russia.
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>>172631569
Africa
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>>172631962
Sphere
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>>172629205
I know, but I want them as allies as long as possible since they have ships to help me invade countries I cant reach, and since I plan to invade Persia and Afghanistan they will help me a lot since they have India
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W&B
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rate my le ebin cuckolding
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am i the best british player on gsg
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>>172635082
>nepal
no
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>>172635082
>playing the British in Vicky 2
I bet you also play the Ottomans in EU.
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>>172635082
Nope.

>>172635320
It can be fun.
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I saw this one mod that allows you to restore the Prydain, Hellenic, and Egyptian religions, but they all use the Pagan UI. Which of the normie religions have the best UI for each of these restored pagan religions?
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>>172635746
I wonder. Does the USA have more potential than Britain in Vicky 2? In the hands of the right player they are both memeblob liquormonsters
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>>172635975
The US can outpace Britain if US is player controlled and Britain is AI. But in the hands of a player Britain is by far the most powerful nation. Certain things like The Great Game just aren't feasible as the US and the US also barely has any incentive/ability to do things like the Scramble for Africa. Also while the US are the masters of their continent, the British have significant possessions on basically every continent.

Also, the US are pretty much forced to go through the Civil War event chain which takes up a lot of time and cripples them temporarily. Whereas the British are never forced into such a thing.

Also, with player control, the British can even go so far as conquering land in Europe which basically leads to them absorbing another GP, causing a meteoric rise beyond every other GP into a superpower.
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>>172636286
I thought the only WC ever was with the US but maybe I misremembered, anyeay thanks for the comprehensive reply.
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>>172636286
The only problem with Britain is that it's completely and utterly crippled by rebellions if you go over infamy limit. I guess every nation is but Britain especially.
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I have 2k+ hours in CK2 and I just discovered that you can directly claim any duchy in the game by doing this and if the pope hates the target

Which means, if you manage to possess the pope as a Satanist or have him join your cult, you will quite *literally* be able to freely claim any catholic duchy in the game at will due to the "obedient" modifier
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Is there no way to marry matrilinearily women of your dynasty as a doge/patrician? I want to breed some geniuses, but even if I marry her to a lowborn, it generates a random dynasty for the guy.
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>>172636504
The easy solution is simply to not go over the infamy limit. You don't even have to.

>>172636440
Only true WC I've ever seen was with Britain.
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/rule-britannia-the-british-world-conquest-a-gameplay-aar.558101/

Also that AAR was only possible because it was done without the expansions. A House Divided instated the requirement to justify a war before declaring it. It (or was it HoD?) also fixed the borderline exploit where uncivs were so weak that any random yuropoor could conquer China and use its 10 billion manpower to take over the world.

Basically if you're going for a one tag WC you have the wrong game. With the expansions I'm pretty sure it can't be done, there just isn't enough time to justify all the wars. But if it's possible for ANY nation, it would probably be Britain.
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>>172636505
>needing to posess the pope
>not just vassalising him and having each and every pope be your lapdog forever
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>>172628297
You've basically won the game already. If you are just doing it for the achievement just revoke now, or vassal feed if you want to world conquest
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>>172636832
Can gommunists puppet everyone with their cb or do I misremember again?
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>>172636802
Nope, you can't. The way I bred my genius males was by marrying all the male dynasty members to only genius females, or "quick" at most. Never married one of them for political gains or alliances, but on the other hand 50% of them are geniuses so it was worth it - I always have a genius heir to choose as my next heir

>>172636927
Literally trying to do that right now but I need 3 kingdom titles to get an empire and I can't get the last kingdom title since invasions are no longer possible due to my large realm size (you need a smaller realm to invade kingdoms), and you can't usurp kingdoms as a doge.
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>>172628297
No point in creating the HRE. Just straight up reform the original Roman Empire and make Europe great again.
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Speaking of Britain, I'm doing a Britain in exile where the government is exiled to Australia. What should I do with India? Release? Keep and use for cheap manpower then decide and turn into additional states for more industry?

Overall my goals are for a Pacific-Indian Ocean Empire, I already have Hawaii at this point and will probably try to get Alaska bought from the Russians. I'll keep South Africa but won't go very far and will let the pink map happen. No point for Cape to Cairo if I don't have any holdings in Europe.
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>>172636985
That adds them to your sphere, but doesn't conquer them. WC, as in "everyone in the world is either me, or in my sphere" is definitely still possible, with a wide variety of countries. But true WC, as in "I'm the only country left and the entire map is the same color", basically isn't.
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>some dynasty member dies
>his titles spread to all my kids
>this happens

God I hate the RNG of this game sometimes, almost makes me go back to EU4
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Rate my blurple blob.
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Can someone upload the 3.04 patch for V2? I can pay with transhumanist memes.

>>172610416
/r/equesting mod name.
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Can you participate in the great game as Germany if you annex Afghanistan in HPM?
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what
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>>172637879
oh so that's what the fag wanted - to force me in his losing crusade
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>Have more men
>Have better general
>Same unit types
>still lose the battle and a fuckton of men

Literally how? I was defending, the rebels didnt get a terrain advantage.

Seriously, explain this bs
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>>172638182
Probably unlucky with the rolls.
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>>172638014
>Not being a good Catholic and crusading
>In Crusader Kings

>>172638182
Some combination of early game Turkish units being outright superior to yours and bad rolls.
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>>172638182
Rolls, combath width
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>>172638182
>rolls
>combat width coupled with sub full health units
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>>172638234
>>172638306
>>172638335
rolls were even, but i was doing like 1/10th of the damage he did

>>172638429
Wait, whats wrong with using sub full health units? does that matter?
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Should I take any colonies other than this?
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I have a handful of problems with Kaiserreich/Darkest Hour.

1. My tranports keep getting sunk, even when I believe my combat fleets are patrolling the sea in question and have it on lockdown. What kind of ships are best to put in my transport fleets as escorts? I imagine battleships and the like would be better for my combat fleets.
2. I have found that paratrooper missions only allow me to paradrop from one province I own to another. What do I need to pay attention to if I want to paradrop into foreign territory (for example, quickly paradrop on enemy VCs to take them out of the war before they know what hit 'em)?

Many thanks in advance.
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>>172638629
Yes, the damage they deal depends on the number of men still in the unit, they do less damage as they get depleted.
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>>172638802
>wanting niggers in your New Englad ancap paradise, instead of beautiful and white Newfoundland

Ya dun goofed.
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>>172638856
Would 2 units of 500 men deal as much damage together as one of 1000?
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>>172638856
Thanks man, i didnt know that.

I savescummed and merged my stuff, i still got smashed but at least the rebels are gone now.

I checked, the rebels had eastern militia and eastern knights, same as me and they still got a ton more kills than me. All but 2 of my regiments were full strenght this time. Is there some BS mechanic that favors the AI somehow?
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>>172638990
No, infantry only gain the ability to flank in the 1600s.
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>>172639054
They'll have higher morale, damage done is based on maximum morale, he also started with a full extra cavalry unit and at this point the combat width is pants.
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>>172637482
I like that Prussia.
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is club penguin grand strategy?
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>>172639338
Oh shit, i think i should have actually checked the tutorial.

All i ever did was spam infantry. I sometimes even set the army maintenance to like 30% while at war to save some shekels.

Is cav really that good?
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In Hearts of Iron 3, are you better off deploying 1 division per province, or one corps (5 divisions) per province? What's more optimal considering force limits and the like? It's kind of confusing to me because DH (which I'm more familliar with) uses corps' as the lowest visible units on the map.
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>>172639576
Put your entire into one province and order them to move straight to the enemy capital.

t.Tactical genius
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>>172639517
The short answer is early game yes, lategame less so but they're still almost always worth 4-6 in a big stack.
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What the actual fuck
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Playing Victoria 2 as Sardinia-Piedmont, just formed Italy. What is de jure Italian clay? What should I go for?
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>>172639828
DUDE
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>>172639828
>holy grail
>crown of majesty
>HANDGUN

You're just begging for Vikings to raid Venice
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>>172639828
What mod is that?
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>>172639875
Try to take something italy can actually beat, like african OPMs.Later you can try bigger and harder enemies, like albania and greece, but make sure to ally with germany so you can call them in and do all the work for you if you fuck up
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Making an EU4 name mod, what's a more descriptive/accurate/contemporary name for Byzantium/BYZ?
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>>172640186
Holy roman empire
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>>172640186
eastern roman empire
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>>172640186
turkish rape baby empire
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>>172640186
Rome, to be honest. It was known as "Rome" until modern historians decided to call it byzantium/eastern roman empire.
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>>172637481
Thank god that seduction focus exists, all I'll have to do now is to stay alive for 16 years (to 63)

>>172639980
nah, you just hire some mercs to clean them

>>172640021
HIP
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>>172640186
SPQR
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>>172640186
Byzantium is fine.
i cringe every time i have to see "empire of de romanz" in MT
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Yankee pops keep disappearing, I assume they're assimilating to afro Antillean, how do I stop this
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>tfw successfully liberating Greece from da nadzis
feels good man

second pic is current situation in Europe
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>>172639828
How did you even get that? Random artefact search?
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>>172640953
forgot
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>>172639828
>no grenade
shit loot
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This is emperor Haile Sellasie, the king of free Africans and newest incarnation of God The Son on earth, say something nice to him
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>>172641179
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I have a question for you guys. If I have been playing an ironman game in EU4, and if I decide I don't care to keep it ironman anymore; how can I make the save non-ironman?
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>>172641113
>letting NIGGERS into your New England paradise
You deserve it, faggot
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>>172641179
*gasses u*
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Finally

>>172641074
raid Jerusalem
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I'm in love, /gsg/
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>>172641179
DELET
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>>172641728
What kind of mod is this?
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>>172641728
Did you marry your daughter?
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>>172641798
No
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>>172641827
It's HIP

>>172641928
Yes, but they have a custom trait I made that removes negative effects of inbreeding
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>>172641728
>strong
>fair
>genius

What are the odds?
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>>172641241
>>172641498
>wants to recreate the roman empire
>invades the kingdom of axsum, one of Rome's greatest trading partners
really goofs my joofs
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>>172642205
>they have a custom trait I made that removes negative effects of inbreeding
Where's the fun then?
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Is this redpilled?
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>>172642205
Why are the portraits so much better?
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>>172642421
epic borders bro
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>>172642421
Yeah.
You don't want to trust a living creature that bleeds every month yet stays alive
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>>172642421
ur a fgt lel
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>>172642319
I'm thinking of adding an event chain for getting the trait; it's meant to be an endgame goal, but right now can only be added with console.

>>172642484
It's a submod of HIP that overhauls portraits. Attractive and ugly traits also modifies them. Here's an example of ugly
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>>172641435
Yankee ethnic enclaves are being constructed all over Haiti
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>>172643107
Is it possible to have this mod without having the rest of HIP?
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How is the 1043 start in HIP?
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Would the reign of robespierre be closer to a presidential dictatorship or a bourgeoise dictatorship in term of vic 2 governments?
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>>172644028
bourgeoisie dictatorship
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do jew pops migrate to your country when you form israel in MT? Thinking about trying to play as black jews
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LADS

>go Free Investiture
>find a kingdom claimant
>invite him to your court and put him as a heir to some archbishop
>archbishop dies, he inherits it
>this happens

Perpetual blobbing.
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>>172641723
How did you raid it while being an italian christian?
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>>172644365
Was the French First Republic a bourgeois dictatorship?
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>>172644971
Crusade: >>172638014
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The second I drop out of America's sphere I'm gonna get raped economically
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>>172638824
Make sure you have the air doctrine that allows airborne assaults. It should be in the middle left column.
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>>172645236
>not pushing New England to PA
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>>172645372
>letting NIGGERS freely move about beautiful New England

what a faggot
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>>172644653
>
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Alright, tried this again with the DLC enabled. Got the achievement. But:

>Start as Asian OPM
>Colonise Australia
>Release colonial Australia and play as them
>Vassalise Tidore, my former overlord
>Get the achievement
>Election happens
>My potential successors all have Anglo sounding names

[Crikey intensifies]
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>>172645459
lmao what? I was telling him to take his rightful (white) clay.
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>>172645459
Irish and Quebec faggots aren't white
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>>172645838
yes and this SJW cuck is spending the white mans resources to bring literacy, programs, and defense to the niggers in the caribbean. Meanwhile, they are free to move about the white areas stealing WHITE jobs. fucking piece of shit
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>>172646000
theyre more white than you. cuck!
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>>172644653
>>172645590
Yeah just checked, he doesn't remain your vassal unless he's the archbishop. I'll wait for this guy to inherit and see if that really changes, and if it does, this is a huge flaw in CK2 that basically allows you to blob everywhere at an insane speed
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>>172646246
>I've been owned and exposed as a complete mong, now what can I do, I know, I'll call him a cuck
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>>172646356
>i know that i am a cuck, but he just called me a cuck! quick better call him a cuck and claim victory!
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>>172646262
h-here we go
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>>172646681
>>172646262
simply epic
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>>172646527
I didn't call you a cuck, I called you a mong, nice stale memes and complete lack of intelligence though
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>>172647219
Intelligence.
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>>172647484
>oh shit he called me out on use of outdated memes
>time to post more outdated memes
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>>172646993
I don't even know why I'm bothering to play it anymore to be honest
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>>172647813
>3 short posts is a tirade
epic
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>>172648123
>white people arent white!
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>>172648338
Irish, Jews, Slavs, Spanish, Italians, and Quebec aren't white, deal with it
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>>172647601
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>The only Jewish nation
>no +tax in national ideas
What the fug.
Considering my difficult starting situation would it be justified to change the shitty default logistics idea group for something else?
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>>172648425
whiter than you, mbembe
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>>172647601
Irl enclaves like that would have been able to tear your empire apart
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>>172645372
These are my plans for next war, the ACW was a success thanks to my proximity to Philly, NY, and DC.
Second War I'll take NY and return cores
Third war will see the annexation of NJ and PA if I decide to be groB.
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>>172633010
rated
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>>172633010
>no black byzantines
2/10
post moar
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>>172648425
>Québec isn't white

???
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>>172640186
Basilea Rhomaion is what they called themselves.
Roman Empire or Empire of the Romans is what everyone else called them.
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Also how do I core provinces, I've never paid attention because I usually play in the old world where I don't really blob out of cores and colonies
I need cores in panama to assimilate these fucks
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>>172650587
hes probably some shitskin mulatto with a coal burning mother. afterall if he isn't white, then neither are you!
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>>172651747
i swear, 99% of "X ARENT WHITE!" posters have to be american
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>>172651931
90% of the people overly caring about race are americans, 5% are euro trolls, 5% are euro /pol/.
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>YOURE NOT WHITE!
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>>172650774
It doesn't work like that. Other than according to pre-defined events and decisions, cores don't change.
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>>172652493
>medbloods STILL trying to use Jew tactics to claim whiteness
Blond hair and blue eyes is white, brown skin and brown eyes isn't. You are Moor rape babies, do not forget that.
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>>172652663
I've had an event come up for core integration before though, in my last greece game.

Anyway: Boi we bou to do itttt
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>>172652705
>this very strict definition of whiteness

white = native European ethnicity desu, regardless of where in Europe
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how do you increase militancy?
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>>172652705
>have blonde hair and blue eyes
>also limited irish ancestry (as do most americans east of the mississippi)
>STILL NOT WHITE! 0.1% irish = NONWHITE
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>>172652907
This i am playing as peru and cant get more that 9000 troops while paraguay can somehow recruit 12000
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>>172652971
das rite
fuck drumpf
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>>172652959
>celt
Celtic people are European, it is red sea and African admixture that makes people non white.
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>>172653101
not according to this fag
>>172648425
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>>172653165
Jews, Spaniards, slavs, southern Italians and Occitanians aren't white. I don't who who settled Quebec, so I can't say whether they're they're white or not, if it was the north Frendh then they're fine, otherwise not.
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>>172652830
Right, an event. You can see all the possible events if you look in the HPM\events\ folder (if you are using HPM, for example). Lots of countries have events written for them that change their cores. But New England probably doesn't have an event that adds panama as a core (why would it?).
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>>172653332
>slavs
yeah they are definitely not white.
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>>172653332
most Québécois have their ancestry from Normandy, Picardy, Valois and Gascony, with a significant amount of Irish (~8%) due to the 1840s
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Now with monks and mystics secret religion feature how hard is Banavd Zoroastrian start?
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>>172639828
Please show what handgun is
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>>172653568
>Normandy, Picardy, Valois
Fine. Celt mixed with Germanic Frankish and Norse people.
>Gascony
Close to the border and so probably have a good deal of Moorish admixture.
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Are there already good mods out to revamp the Benedictine/Dominican orders? Holy shit don't those suck compared to the Hermetics or satanists.
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>>172650178
Just eliminate the USA from existence lad, take Philly as well, split the rest between the Brits and Confederacy.
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>>172653850
last time the Moors invaded Gascony was in the late 700s, im sure the genetics wounds have been healed since then with the influx of Frenchmen from the North
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any good Scotland let's plays?
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>>172654131
>genetics wounds have been healed
You can't heal genetic wounds. Once it's in it can't come out, in much the same way as almost every Englishman today is descended from William the conqueror in some way, it just works it's way down, you can dilute it but it's always there, just like one microbe can give you an infection that kills you so too can one strand of African genetics change uour behaviour.
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best mods for Vic2?
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>>172654439
You know your ancestors came from Africa, right?
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>>172654484
Victoria 3, still WIP tho
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>>172654775
He said best, not mana filled casual trash.
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>>172654484
HPM
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>>172654439
im having a hard time believing this

from what im concerned with, genetic wounds can be healed because dilution over a long period of time either creates a new race or diminishes the exceptional genetics untill they are next to nothing

that one strand of 'African' (actually Berber/Bleached North African) genetics doesn't mean shit when it was introduced in 767AD
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>>172654832
casual playing is the way of the future
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fuck Dixies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRXmuvLU8LQ
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>Colonial Nations can now start war with neighbours of another religion group. Which allows them to attack native americans even if they have technological parity.
So instead of doing the reasonable thing and making it so Native Americans don't have the same tech as whitey they instead simply made it so Christians can go to war with natives. Bravo, Paradox.
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Alright, lads. I'm finally able to continue my eu4 campaign which I started last weekend. It's the very start of the campaign. I'm trying the holy trinity achievement.

I think maybe my strategy was bad because I'm too small to have a large vassal or two vassals, yet I went and vassalized LO early. Not sure what to do about this to be honest.
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>there are people on this thread RIGHT NOW who think nords are superior to mediterraneans
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>>172655234
>needing all those pillars cuz you got a slab of stone for a roof
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>>172654240
Only one I ever saw was the Arumba and Filthy Robot one. I tried doing what he did as Scotland but he got supremely lucky is all I'm saying.
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>>172655234
>implying spaniards and greeks had brown eyes and brown skin before umayyads and ottomans
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>>172655529
What a cute theory they had before we discovered whites originated in Central Asia.
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>>172655234
The nords are superior now obviously.

The fact that the mediterraneans went from that to becoming second world countries is more embarrassing than the nords' longhouses.
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>>172655598
Aryans were from central asia, right?
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>>172655127
>>172655127
Max relations with LO attack Provence excommunicate anyone with -100 fabricate on Ragusa and fuck Urbino,.
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>>172655234
based falseflagger
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>>172655105
this shit has been confirmed to be patched out in M&T 2.0, tech now spreads realistically across the planet with Europe staying ahead of everyone else due to leading scientific and philosophical minds/culture

it doesn't remove the possibility of historical things happening though, like the Five Civilized Tribes

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Civilized_Tribes
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>>172655739
>natives can still be kangz
>despite the fact they got BTFO IRL
Thanks, Gigau!
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r8
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>>172654086
I got cucked into a white peace or total collapse of my nation. But USA is increasingly becoming a rump state and I'm close to GP
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>>172655691
I am max with LO.
I also didn't join the HRE which I should've done.
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>>172656052
Why did you extend end date? How long did you extend it to? Does it lag a lot?
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>>172656156
You'll be alright then liberty desire will decay.
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>>172655980
>he doesn't approve of historical accuracy

what are you, from reddit?
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>>172656394
>natives besting europeans and reclaiming north america is historically accurate
Where are you from mate, a reservation?
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>>172656378
Yeah I hope. I'll try to attack venice somehow, if I can expand by taking venetian clay then I'll be in better shape I think. Maybe that's how I'll take the knights? They are allied to venice.
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>>172655689
Indo-Europeans originated as horse nomads in Central Asia, long before they were invaded by Asians and replaced with the current Asian population in that area. They were probably the first people to domesticate horses. From there, they migrated in all directions except north. To the East, they were eventually stopped by thick populations of Asians who later invaded and genocided the whites living in that area. To the South, they inhabited the Iran/Afghanistan/Pakistan Area, and from there spread into India where they set themselves up as rulers. They all eventually racemixed themselves into extinction in those areas. The sparsely populated West turned out better for them, they spread their in successive waves and inhabited all of Europe and Asia Minor. Later invasions into Asia Minor genocided them, and the race currently only exists in Europe (and the USA and Canada, racemixed into oblivion in the rest of the Ameicas) and are thus called Europeans.
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Every fucking two months some colossal bearded faggot comes on his crappy boat with his band of dirty peasants and tries to steal my shit. Every time I unpause the game, within 30 seconds I get "Raiders under Faggot of Faggotville can't fucking count and try to siege 2k castle with 200 men." notification. Half of my playtime is raising and dismissing levies to get rid of those pests.
I just need five more counties to form Wendish Empire and once I'm done with that, I swear to God, I'm going to unleash hell upon those twats.
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>>172656615
>implying the natives would be completely westernized in-game

did you read the article? Gigau & Co. specifically mentioned the Five Civilized Tribes as what he was trying to emulate, semi-westernization in the face of European encroachment before (most likely) being gobbled up by their bigger, better armed and more advanced neighbours
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>>172656695
This is what I don't get about AE. If you take Venetian Crete does the AE radiate from Crete to Catholics or does it radiate from Venice to Catholics?

Either way, you should be fine. Spam galleys.
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>>172657000
No, they'll make them kangz. You know it.
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>>172588642
Why does the Meiji Restoration give so much RP? Wasn't the Shogun the one who got the westernization and trade deals on? Weren't the Imperial clans a bunch of fanatics who wanted to cancel all trade and banish all foreigners? The civil war itself started because the Emperor defended 3 samurai who randomly killed a stranger who didn't know that he had to bow.
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Now Hungary as well is supporting them, what the fuck.
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>>172657552
Take diplo rep advisor if you can get him and ally Austria even if you have to go over relations.
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Quick question for CK2 fags shattered retreat y/n? Why?
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>>172657839
Do you want war to be horrendously easy or excrutiatingly annoying?
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>>172657267
>Expecting swedes to know Japanese history
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>>172657839
if you keep it off, when you beat the ai even once it practically loses the war, since you can just follow its' defeated army.

if you keep it on wars may become more challenging, but the amazing coding of paradox may cause a shattered army to retreat from spain to persia.

your choice senpai.
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>>172657664
I am. I'm allied with Poland, France, Austria. I'm not worried about getting attacked. Do you think time is all I need to rid myself of this bane of a vassal?
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>>172657839
i hate this shit in eu
>fugg we lost a battle because enemy attack us as we were discarding our pikes in favour of these gay western boomsticks
>well time to run through half of continent back to our capital :DDD
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Hi, so yeah I finally converted that ck2 game that I showed yesterday...and yeah almost everyone has generic ideas. Is there anyway I can fix this?
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>>172658118
Yeah you'll be fine. Hungary isn't going to do shit and if it does the map of Europe is going to change a lot.
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>>172658274
Well, now I see LO jumped to 50 LD, I bet they will be rebellious soon. Oh well, I am gaining a small chunk of development now as I'm taking crete. I will then diplo vassalize the knights. But when? Should I do it asap? That would mean another vassal and more LD for all my vassals. Hmmm.
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The nips are only at 55% in the 70s and AH is blobbing hard
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>>172657082
no i dont

why are you so pessimistic, friend
>>
Shinsengumi did nothing wrong. The Imperial family will pay for the actions of the Shishi.
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>keep trying a uk victoria 2 game
>always quite because getting muh perfect 4/4/1/1 stacks all round the globe is tedious
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>>172658771
What happens if you make them into Marches?
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>>172659519
rate my autism (on the right)
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Lads, I'm all out of ideas for what country to play in what game.
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>>172629932

someone please
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>>172659519
this is why artillery should be an infantry attachment like in dh. this will also help the ai make more balanced armies, especially when mobilizing.
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>>172659825
>420/800
Not that good, lad.

Unless they're all from white pops and you just don't make soldiers out of niggers, in that case A++
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>>172659874
kys
http://victoria2wiki.com/V2_3_04_patch.zip
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>>172659557
I did that with LO, since that's what my end goal is anyways. But I didn't with Umbrino because I'm going to annex them asap.
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>tl;dr - nerf Free Investiture
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>>172660091
It's dogshit though. You'd think LO would be happy as fuck to be vassals to GOD'S CHOSEN VOICE ON THE MUNDANE.
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>>172660212
And now, already, Poland is DOW-ing TO for their second war. Fuck. I will have to do another No-CB on them so that I won't lose them to Poland. LOL, this campaign is so weird. I'm going to be mad if this shit doesn't pay off in the end. I'm used to playing comfy and funny games and achieving my goals that way. This is too gamey for me.
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>>172659825
>not naming them all according to the province they're usually stationed in out of wartime and then moving them all back to that province afterwards
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>172660189
aren't emperors above you in terms of vassal? and aren't kings equal? how did you vassalise them?
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>>172660709
>This is too gamey for me.
Well yeah, you are achievement hunting.
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>>172660189
release everything north of the elbe and danube and become a neo-roman republic
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>>172660765
I formed an Empire >>172641723 , after which I played the Free Investiture mechanic by making characters with Kingdom claims archbishops >>172644653 , which ends up to this >>172648516 . I then simply pressed my claim to Byzantium since the empress was my sister, which gives me a claim
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>>172660794
Yes you have a point. But usually I gain achievements by just playing normally.
>>
post things that trigger your autism

>achievement hunters
>people who can't stop savescumming without ironman
>people who are not roleplaying at all
>>
Do you still need to run the activator or is replacing the original files with creamapi's enough?
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>>172661106
People who play before 1066, get terrible borders everywhere as a result and pretend it's a good thing, because they get to play longer, despite that run being complete dog shit due to the terrible borders.
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>>172661218
then never finish anyway
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>>172661218
every starting date sooner or later gets border raped because of inheritance
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>>172661218

fine faggot, gimme a good area to play with a custom house that isnt shitskin in 1066 or later. Preferably count level.
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>>172661218
1066 have HRE, France, and hungary. What's so fun about that?
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>>172659839
Scotland Crusader Kings
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>>172661638
>custom house

oh, i forgot another thing
>people who pretend that character designer isn't cheating
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Where are the lesbians in CK2?
>>
buttmad purist
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>>172661218
the one guy in this general whose autism gets triggered by borders makes my day every day
>>
If you aren't playing 1204 starting date in CK you are not white and certainly not based either
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>>172661745
The borders look a little neater.
>>
white men
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>>172662137
>not 1101AD
>>
>someone tries to kill my spymaster for having his plot discovered
>but his plot isn't discovered
>and i can't imprison him without tyranny

how am i supposed to play this game after this?
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:^)
Japan still hasn't westernized maybe they should've
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welp
recovering from a caffiene crash
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>>172662607
I was wrong
Time to reload an old save
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>>172662905
consider suicide
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>>172662905
>savescumming
You're a faggot!
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>>172663030
>>172663031
Get fucking memed on you autistic cunts.
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>>172661837
+1
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>>172663428
>>>/steamcordplaza/
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It went well. I'm not vassalizing, instead I will release as vassal at a later time, so that I can handle my two other vassals first.
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>>172663681
>negative balance

never post in this thread again, and consider suicide. n00b
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>>172662115
Where do you think you are?
>posts gross jan ryukulms and gets thousands of upboats for it
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>>172663428
>someone points out that you're bad at the game
>better call him autistic!
Just uninstall the game or git gut, retard!
>>
>>172663681
>>172663813
>0 stability
lmfao hahahahahahaha i am fucking laffin at u right now
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>>172663813
Not negative anymore, senpai.
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>>172661529
True, but 1066 lasts for a good century AT LEAST, Charles le mang dies and the borders become shit within a decade.
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>>172663814
That's quite realistic for an era when nation-states do not exist and centralisation only exists at the local level in the west.
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>>172663928
>>172663928
>>172663928
>unironic !

Fuck off back you thick sperg
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>>172663943
THAT'S IT, I've had it! I'm calling for a crusade on the two of you.
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>>172661106
I savescum with ironman
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>>172663814
FUCKING AUTISM LADS

A U T I S M
>>
Why is Stellaris banned?
>>
Alright. I want to fucking crusade. I want to lead my righteous armies into the heart of Jerusalem and stain the whole city with the blood of heretics and heathens.

What's the best time period and starting location for this god sanctioned quest?

Preferably a count in some place that at least allows external vassal wars.
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>>172662115
>one guy
Do ye want to know how I know youre a redditor, lad?
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>>172664353
Rance and LLTQ are visual novels. There's already a thread for them.
>>172646117
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>>172664409
I have too much faith in the human race to believe that people who don't like alternate history come to an alternate history thread. No fucking way there is more than one masochistic autist doing this.
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>>172664513
>grand
>strategy
>game
>not a grand strategy game

>>>>>/reddit/
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>>172664559
No son, that's not what people mean by "borders." Alternate history can have good borders. Like this for instance.
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>>172664689
So. You hate messy borders. You come to the one of the handful of places online where there is guaranteed to be messy borders? Do you come every day? How often do you stay here? 8 hours? Longer?
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>>172664674
we get it dude you go on 4chan
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>>172665061
No, this is Patrick.
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>>172664310
just win crusade and release kingdom of jerusalem then start massacring saracens
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I feel metal as fuck
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>>172663986
>That's quite realistic
>being so historically and geopolitically retarded you don't realise the difference between feudalism, a system where a series of lesser vassals who were in a chain of command is at all similar to a bloc of completely independent minor nobles who couldn't protect or finance themselves individually and thus needed the protection of a higher rank noble

>>172664239
>/r/paradoxplaza THIS vexed they're shown to be retarded
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>>172658798
Nice provid, friend
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>>172664856
Bordergore exists in real life, too, lad.
This is a stupid discussion. Why don't you lurk a little more and see what kinds of comments people make about "rate my Europe" posts and such. Maybe you'll come to understand what we mean.
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>>172665335
tldr
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>>172665583
thanks
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>>172665335
go learn some grammar before spewing your memes all over the place jesus
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>>172665409
>we

Not him but do not be so presumptious to think you speak for anyone other than yourself.
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>>172665841
we
>>
>>172665841
>>172665995
lmfao get trolled bro good luck in life have some bengay
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hey anon you know so much stuff about history hehe...
how about you name me some influential and powerful female monarchs?
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>>172665841
So you think only one person in /gsg/ is interested in discussing "borders"? Isn't that literally the point of /gsg/?
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>>172666183
Do gay ones count? Barack Obama
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>>172666283
>So you think only one person in

Shifting away to the strawman already. You speak for yourself and no one else.
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>>172666340
Politics aside, Obama's more of a pussy destroyer than you'll ever dream to be.
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>>172666376
Sure thing m8, I'm just asking you to look at it in context. Some reddit autist is whining as if /gsg/ exists to serve him and I'm pointing out that "we" (as in multiple people) were here first.
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Is there any reason to keep dynamic dejure drift on? It seems like a strictly annoying mechanic.
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>>172666472
sure mate. I believe you
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>>172666183
Catherine the Great
Maria Theresa
Isabella of Castille
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>>172666506
>were here first.
no you werent
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>>172666472
>politics aside
>proceeds to reveal how much of a numale cuck he is

nice one
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>>172666657
Multiple people were in fact posting in this thread before you. Before /vg/ was even a board.
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>>172666183
You know what's better than monarchs? Holy, virtuous people.

Saint Joan d'Arc is one that comes to mind.
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>>172666635
>Catherine the Great
eww
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>>172666506
>Some reddit autist is whining as if /gsg/ exists to serve him

I haven't seen that. The closest I've ever seen to that is the autist that flips out whenever someone posts a CK2 game. Also, I'm not sure you (not "we", you speak only for yourself, remember? We just went over this about five minutes ago) being here first is pertinent to the conversation. Try to stay coherent.
>>
mayo when?
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>>172667018
Ok, superior reasoning, chap. You sure proved your point.
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>>172666801
not you tho newfag
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>>172667268

Now that's just petulant and passive-aggressive.
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>>172666183
Empress Theresa the literal prostitute.
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>>172667006
Who?
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>>172667006
Was there ever a person with a worse case of jungle fever than Jefferson?
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>>172665661
>i cant read
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>>172667725
m8 you cant write so i wont read you stupid croatian cunt
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>>172667880
>I struggle to follow basic literary sentences
Probably just the eighty HD, me laddy mate-o.
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>>172668015
Is that supposed to be a "basic literary sentence?" Because it sounds more like "Garbage outside of /b/" to me.
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>>172668015
wat
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>>172666183
I honestly cry whenever i read elizabeth I's speech to the troops at tilbury
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what country and game should i blogpost to earn white and based status
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>>172668760
South Africa, Victoria 2 HPM.
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>>172668760
Victoria 2 denmark
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>>172668851
>South Africa
The memes are real.
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>>172666635
wow anon haha I played civilization 5 too what a coincidence?
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>>172668851
>Victoria 2 HPM
graphics are shit I dont play that
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>>172668760
Persia, CK2 HIP and restore zoroastrianism.
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>>172669041
>Persia
>white and based
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>>172668935
With the Brave New World Expansion Pack?
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>>172669084
Persians are white.
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>>172669181
Oh fuck off with your shit bait.
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>>172668760
Play EU4
Brandenburgum > Gross Preussenums > GroBGross Germanianums

Make sure to take over all of Europe, MENA, and the New World and culture convert them to German.
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>>172669181
[muted call to prayer can be heard in the background]
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>>172668191
>>172668295
>telling you that your reddit tier ahistorical CK2 games don't belong here isn't on topic
Heh, may want to read up on the rules there, laddo.
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>>172668851
memes
>>172668873
sounds boring
>>172669041
i already did that once
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>>172669332
I already tried that and had a coalition on me after the second war.
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>>172669492
double negative m8 no idea what youre on about
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>>172669492
>telling you that your reddit tier ahistorical CK2 games don't belong here
>Probably just the eighty HD, me laddy mate-o.
>>
>>172669514
Then try making a Norse custom nation with a Nazi flag, give them a meme name and custom ideas related to ethnic cleansing, then set the entirety of the "white" parts of the world as your territory at game start, then conquer the rest.

If you still can't manage it then I hate to say it lad, but you'll never be white, nor will you be based.
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>>172669492
m8 there's no hassle if you can't speak english but fucking hell maybe just lurk for a while?
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>>172669237
They are whiter and more based than average potatohead fat unitedstatian, not baiting anyone.
>>
Which Vic2 mods work with 3.04?
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>>172670286
Persians are not white.
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>>172670442
HPM
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>>172670542
No, they are white.
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>>172670542
>everyone that I say is not white is NOT WHITE!
>im white tho of course , I sware ;)
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>>172670841
Not him. Persians are not white.
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>>172671023
Not him. Persians are white.
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>>172669834
>>172669586
>>172669667
>all this butthurt simply because we dont want your reddit games here
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>>172671249
Nope. Not at all. Now I'll continue my campaign.
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>>172671281
definitely a nonwhite poster. who woulda guessed
>>
>>172657839
Off.
I'd say that's the most retarded thing in CK2, but now we have satanists with actual dark powers, wizards, aztec invasions and a whole lot of other dumb shit.
>>
stop shitposting and post your campaigns
>>
why is there an achievement for poland to get max tech level is this very hard for them?
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>>172673424
memes
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>>172673486
so they don't get a penalty to their research then?
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>>172673645
They're Polish, if that's what you're asking.
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>>172673698
no racism outside of b please. :^)
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>>172673645
no but they are eastern tech so its minimally harder
but sounds super easy anyways
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>>172673797
what the fuck eastern tech? thats fucking stupid.
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>>172673904
or is East European a tech group that is fair
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>>172673904
have you even played the game you dumb newfag?
eastern tech is almost on equal level with western, especially if you have 150+ relations with neighbour that can allow western arms trade
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>>172674138
are you autistic
>>
>>172673424
Because it's a meme about polandball
The devs are reddit-tier so they shove memes into everything they touch. Can't deny it.
>>
>>172674495
>polandball

can you explain this dank meme to me please? I thought it came from EU3's early start date where Poland was OP and in MP you could just rape everyone
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>>172674620
The achievement is called "poland can into space" which is a meme.
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>>172674620
http://polandball.wikia.com/wiki/Poland_cannot_into_space
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>>172670442
DoD
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>>172656052
>No Hurrani empire
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>>172624049
What mapmod?
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>Want to be a German minor and post screenshots, probably starting as Hannover or Bavaria
>Don't want to get a standard "ebin grossgermaniums" response when I complete my unification
What do?
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>>172676127

Don't live your life and spend your time at the whim of others. This applies double to when the "others" are "us". Do what you want and post what you want. You know the type of replies you are going to get so ignore those ones and focus on the non autistic ones.
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>>172676127
Release and play Rhineland. Industrialize with your literate pops and build up your army and take over Belgium or Netherlands for ocean access and then paint the world green and your existence cucks Prussia out of forming the NGF.
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>>172676563
>>
>>172676127
from what i've seen 90% of people blogpost either england or GB
>>
how do I groß Germania in EU4
>>
>>172677172
You have to cheat or be insanely good at handling massive coalitions.
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>>172677172
Brandenburg > Prussia > Germany is the easiest way without abusing culture shifts etc. It's actually way easier than it should be. Vassal feeding is a borderline exploit which also makes it completely trivial.

>>172677586
You must be really bad at the game.
>>
>>172677974
>>172677974
Nobody's ever posted an Ironman screenshot of Germany on here because everyone cheats.
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r8
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>>172678363
>No Ironman
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>>172676127
>germany is my favorite country
>never play it in victoria 2 because of all the stupid memes
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>>172678607

Think for yourself. Don't get memed on.
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>>172678607
the memes exist for a reason, Germany games are usually boring as we've all seen and done them all. Feel free to post them but unless you're doing something unique with it, expect people to call you names.
e.g.
>>172676127
Ive personally never seen a Hanover>NGF run yet, I'd like to see it.
>>
Victoria II Poland Tips?
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>>172679389
no such thing
only grosse cracovia
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>>172679389
invest in eastern Poland
>>
>>172679494
>>172679526
which poland should I release?
>>
>>172679983
play as Krakow. ally austir, bully Russia, ally Russia, bully Germany, ally Germany, bully Austria.
>>
>That one bitch ass fucking son that will never straighten the fuck up
>>
>start as a one province count
>marry the daughter of the king of scotland
>in the charlememe bookmark
>with a ..CUSTOM HOUSE..
fight me faggots
>>
>>172681036
can you play as secret jew with newest dlc
>>
>>172681121
dunno bruv, I hardly ever play CK2. usually play the gay of thrones mod.

oh i almost forgot

>supernatural events ON
>shattered retreat OFF
>devil worshipping ON

get fucked autismolords
>>
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who havent researched their whole family history to play as a noble of their own house in CK2
fucking plebs
>>
>>172681336
yeah its pretty fucking sad. those same people will say that doing that is CHEATING!!! WAAAAHH!! what a bunch of cucks amiright?
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God damn House Drakokephalos has made so much progress in so little time.

In just 30 years they went from 1 county to an entire kingdom, several dutchies, and the promise of increasing their already impressive holdings ten fulled by the next generation.

The head of the family is heir to the Byzantine empire, and a total of like 9 other kingdom titles are all but completely secured through matrilineal marriages.

I'm so proud of them. If they keep this pace they'll restore the Roman Empire to its former glory in no time.
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>My Based Bermudan Beauty passed away after conquering New Orleans
>He turned Bermuda from a hurricane wrecked backwater into the dominant trading and raiding power on the east coast in 40 years
>I'm now an Inuit-European-Persian mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYa462G_WO8

>>172681336
>There are plebs in this thread RIGHT NOW who's families aren't in vanilla CK2
fucking pleb
>>
This is the first time I've played EU4 in a while, and I got like 3 new DLC for this playthrough - how do I expand in the mid game? Didn't there used to be permanent casus belli against primitives to take land in NA, Africa and Asia? I don't have any colonists because I was focused on Europe in the early game and I'm still about 25 - 30 years away from getting imperialism.
>>
>>172681610
>implying thats wasnt what i was saying

>>172681430
>cheating
see
>>172681610
>>
>>172681610
>>There are plebs in this thread RIGHT NOW who's families aren't in vanilla CK2
>fucking pleb
btfo
>>
>>172681336
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are playing a superior game
>>
>there are patricians in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically think there is nothing wrong with using console commands on paradox games
>>
>>172682629
They're easy to spot in EU4 screenshots at least. If someone comes in here big timing it with a non ironman screenshot I just laff at them.
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>>172682971
>ironman
fell 4 the meme did ya? Sad!
>>
>>172683143
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW posting from their phone in bed while playing better games with a wireless mouse and keyboard
>>
>>172683354
based
>>
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who dont consider Byzantines rightful roman emperors
>>
Which game has the best modern day mod?
>>
>>172683870
Masters of the World, by eversim :)
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this is fucking ridicolous
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>>172683870
The fuck kind of grand strategy game could possibly be played in the modern day? You would just reach a point in which everyone has nukes and as soon as you declare war the entire world becomes an irradiated wasteland unfit for human life.

The exception of course is Madagascar which will always be safe for some reason.
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>>172684012
LIBKEKS BTFO XD
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>>172684282
mods im sorry don't ban me plz
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>>172684048
>believing in the airborne nuclear war meme
Sorry sweetie, but any nuclear detonations happen by preplaced bombs on the ground, like Hiroshima and Nagasaki
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>>172684530
>sweetie
reee stop using this word
also modern gsg would be more about economy than warfare, obviously
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>>172684824
Masters of the World isn't bad. Annoying, but not bad
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>>172684824
sorry sweetie

oops! sorry sweetie
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Should I encourage intellectuals in a state that isn't one of my cores?
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>>172686331
you tell me
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>>172686547
I don't follow.
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>intellectuals
>ever
hmmm
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>>172686331
no, intellectual lead to revolutions
think about what Stalin did to them IRL and he had a massive blob to control
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>>172687480
based
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>>172687890
????
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Is there anything to do to westernise as Qing in Vic2 other than just sitting around?
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>>172687997
cry
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>>172687997
There's really no point in playing Qing normally. You just get constantly bullied and if you do westernize, you just balkanize into civil war and even if you do win the civil war, you now have like 5 years of civilized play before the end date.
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>>172688256


what an asshole
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Hey /gsg/, I've started putting together a mod that goes for wider variety of hermetic artifacts that you can create (and ones that you can only create with certain traits), and here's what I've laid down so far:

Contraption (Lunatic) - A mess of wires and gears. Only the truly demented could guess its true purpose. +1 Learning if you're Lunatic.

Aeolipile - An amusing toy using the power to spin using Steam. Though it has no practical purpose, educated men will see it as a novel conversation piece. Small temple opinions boost.

Repeating crossbow - A masterwork of engineering, this crossbow can lay down over a dozen bolts in under a minute. +1 Combat Skill if Martial is over 10

Water Clock - An intricate ensemble of cups, levers and wheels, this device makes it possible to accurately track the hour of the day.

Recipe for Greek Fire (Genius) - This tome holds in it the secret for creating Greek Fire, a strange gel that ignites readily and burns even on water. +2 Martial.

Libro linguis - A gargantuan book that provides translated vocabularies from the various languages in the region. Possessing this will surely make diplomacy with foreigners much easier. +1 Diplomacy if Learning is over 10, or owner is Shrewed, Quick, or Genius.

Any other medieval inventions you guys wanna see? I feel like I should make something funny for if your character's a retard, but I'm drawing blanks at the moment.
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>you promoted me from lowborn peasant to king?
>I will remember your good will for the rest of... decade!

>You took away one of my baronies?
>How dare you! I will remember this grave insult to the rest of my life!.. Or atleast for next 100 years.
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>>172688407
fuck off bulgar aka scum of all ages
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>>172688304
I wish there was a way to make the Tang Dynasty last.
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>>172688475
100% agree it's wonky but the game has to be stacked against you you see that right?
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>>172688439
+2 martial for greek fire come on now
other than that some cool ideas

add cenobite puzzle box
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>>172688256
For some reason I imagined him posting on an anonymous mosaicboard.

>Hello /β/, I just captured 15,000 Bulgarian prisoners.
>Dubs decide what I do with them.
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>>172688864
got a good chuckle out of me lad
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Do the ingredients gathered by hermetics eventually see some use?

>>172688256
>Slayer
>When he didn't even slay them.
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>>172688864
He captured 15,000 Bulgarian warriors/soldiers. He didn't raid any prison in Bulgaria.
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>>172689109
He also put thousands of civilians to the sword. The blinding thing is always mentioned because it is exceptionally cruel.
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>>172688739

A puzzle box that kills you seems like something you find, not create. Like you get it after taking a castle and if your character is Lustful, he's goaded on by the promises of paradise to solve it. Then he does and Cenobites show up and kill him.

Have a few more:

Confusing book (Slow) - If the author intended this tome to be educational, they clearly failed. This book is little more than a confusing mishmash of half-finished ideas and poorly-drawn sketches. +1 Learning if Slow or Learning is under 4

Cup (Imbecile) - A plain clay cup. Why is this here? 0.05 prestige a day if Imbecile.
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>>172689462
Genius already gets massief stat boost make it so that Greek Fire is the equivalent of Siege Leader trait.
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trousers from 1519 guys
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>>172689462
Big Berkey Water Filter
>-10 opinion malus for all jewish characters
>0.0025 health boost
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>>172652907
Set all taxes/tariffs to 100%, spend 0% on military, continuously hold elections and choose against the popular vote, suppress movements like suffrage and worker rights, declare war (especially on uncivs) and purposely not meet wargoals.

>>172653014
Set national focus to soldiers, lower taxes on that group, raise military spending.
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>>172689985
alpha
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>>172690353
check out his dog he knows the score
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>tfw looked up family history and found out we were fucked over by William the Conquerer
I suppose it could have been worse.
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What do you do when you don't want to blob?
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>>172690991
>blob
what does this mean exactly?
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>>172690991
choose a different genre
strategy games are not for you
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>>172691093
Conquering land.
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>tfw looked up family history and found out we were fucked over by the turks

kurva anyátok
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>tfw looked up family history and found out we were fucked by america and britain and russia and france and poland
mein gott
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>>172691093
Mongols in Poland
Seljuks in Constantinople
Danish people in Canada
Dutchies in South Africa
Slavs in Alaska

Just taking land that is not yours and then saying it's yours. That's blobbing.
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>tfw when looked up family history and WE
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In South America, do the primary cultures all represent white people? The natives are represented as something else and white immigrants are the only ones that seem to ever assimilate.
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>>172691584
WUZ
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>when your last name literally means cup bearer
I will eternally have +10 relations with my liege.
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>>172691403
What if the Mongols defeated the Polish-Hungarian-German armies and successfully invaded Eastern Europe?
What if the Seljuks decimated Constantinople and moved it's capital there to signify it's claim to the Roman Empire?
What if the Danes settled the Saint Lawrence before anyone else did?
What if the Dutch settled and kept South Africa against any aggressors?
What if the Russians, or any other Slavic Empire, colonized Alaska?
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>>172691924
That sort of stuff is why I play gsg. Pretty fucking neato.
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>>172691403
A Scotsman in Egypt?
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>>172692017
Not until the 1880s that was some epic blobbing by the world champs.
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>>172684012
>1867
>no Gran Colombia
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>tfw looked up family history and found out we were fucked over by the akkadians

eba narua emesarsar
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>>172691403
But what if I'm the Byzantine Empire and by right half of the entire fucking map is rightfully mine?
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who wants sum eu4
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>>172692361
Now you're thinking like a greedy bastard King.
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>tfw looked up family history and found literally nothing because I'm an irrelevant nobody apparently.

But hey, I now know the etymology of my first name now
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>>172691627
Yes.
Feel free to scrap such fake news and mod in something that fits your redpilled views though.
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>>172692346
>don't even need to look up my history to know my family was fucked over by kebab and austria
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>fucking everybody who came to the US with my surname became a politician
>for the democrats
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>tfw looked up distant relatives and find out that I'm legally related to a black kid and an Chinese chick
>both were adopted because parents are infertile due to work incidents

huh
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>>172692453
Not king, merely First Citizen.
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>tfw looked up family history and found out we were fucked over by the gorillas in the mountains

ook ook? ook!
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>mothers maiden name means my ancestors got kebabed hard
at least i've got blue eyes
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>>172692403
Sure man I'll play.
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>>172693623
What's wrong with interracial marriages?
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how do I get CPRplus to work with a torrented version of all the DLCs, I own the base game and I am using rezmars shit
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>>172694052
>I am using rezmars shit
>he fell for the meme
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>>172694049

>janitors are actually doing their fucking jobs
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Is there a better feeling than cucking China out of China?
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>>172694724
>2
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>>172694824
I've been sitting on Laissez Faire the entire game with no taxes on my capitalists but somehow the lazy fucks can't keep up with the gross dutchies.
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>>172694052
Just install it you dumb fucking faggot. How retarded can you be?
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>>172694996
>allying Germany
>giving up Heligoland
>off by 500
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Is it possible to somehow convince an AI ruler into marrying you? Not their heir, or cousin, but the liege of the realm itself.

If, for example, I was a strong independent countess who seduced a neighboring king and killed his wife, could I cuck him, trick him into thinking they're his, and have my dynasty inherit an entire kingdom?
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>>172689109

From what I can tell, the potion brewing system was going to be much more in-depth but kind of got scrapped, so now all we can do is cure stress/depression
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New thread

>>172695383
>>172695383
>>172695383
>>172695383
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>>172694282
Niggers are ugly desu. Can't imagine a more foul looking race with their gross prognastism (I call it a snout) and pig nose. Steel wool hair is pretty foul too. Skin color isn't even an issue, frankly. Dye a white girl that color and she'd still look okay. It's everything else.

>>172694049
>Basically admitting you reported a guy.
Black loving cuck.
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Proper Thread
>>172695341
>>172695341
>>172695341
>>172695341
>>172695341
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>>172694996
>biggest exporter of fabric and wood in the world
>imports clothes and furniture
Capitalists were a mistake.
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>>172695123
If I piss off Germany that'd mean allying with the French. The French!

>>172695495
It gets worse.
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>>172688475
>rebels spawn
>commanders die so find new one
>this one is a bastard so his own family
>he's an amazing general
>give him the county the rebel owned
>20 years later he rebels for council power
Why we were friends
And then my brother killed the last of his house to unite the duchy of Hwicce, whilst the last woman of that house is now my wife who I'm going to kill
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>>172690521
>fucked over by William the conqueoror
>tfw my First English forefather was Williams vassal on that day
>tfw he was part of the cavalry and thus a decisive reason for victory
Suck it german swines
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>>172691835
>tfw one of your surnames means axebearer or executioner
>tfw your other surname means stoney ford, ie a natural river crossing
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>>172695129
Bethothe your daughter matrilineally to a king's son, then assassinate all of the other heirs, and he WILL fulfill the Betrothal making his children your dynasty. Just did this to the elected king of burgundy
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>>172694724
Just wait for the warlord era, what's the purpose of releasing anhui?
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>>172694052
CPR+ doesn't even look good, especially the lunatic faces
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