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Real Geralt edition

Gwent Standalone's closed beta is out!
>Gwent General
>>>/vg/gwt/

GOTY Edition is out !
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Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E
>Any new infos ?
CPDR is recruiting right now, so the game is still in early stages.
Still no release date, and we won't have one anytime soon.

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Geralt and Triss OTP
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i am still baffled as to how cute trissfu is
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>>172544425
I learned to accept that Triss is too cute for her own good.
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>>172537487
If you're compeletly new to polish I doubt you'd grasp anything. Language itself is hard as fuck and in witcher you have some rural dialects, some made up words, and lot of word games.

Personally I cant imagine playing the game in english, and english geralt is just silly
>hurr deep voice i so alpha durr
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>>172544047
not sure if you can

there are 2 out in the open, 1 during manticore quest the other somewhere in the woods pretending to be crying

2 more during the main quest in the city
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>>172544719
Polish Geralt VA is a well known actor in Poland, right? He really does a great job imo.
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Reminder that Shani first fucked Geralt when she was 16 and a few years later started dating Thaler. She has a fetish for old men.
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>>172545216
thaler is quite the charming gentleman, not sure if i'd be able to resist either
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>>172545216
she probably got molested by her daddy when she was a little girl
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>>172544893
yeh he is quite good. BUt recently he played too many similar roles in war movies. He also plays major role in some danish movie released this year. Havent seen it yet tho
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>used to love Triss
>autistic triss posters slowly just piss me off
>can't stand to see her face in game anymore
>hate her now
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I don't understand why people think """good""" endings in Blood and Wine are Syanna and Anna getting together and saving Olgier in HoS, why do people think Geralt acting as God and giving people second chances is a good ending?

Syanna caused the deaths of hundreds of innocents because she was muh hurt when she was young, how do people just stand by that was not a big deal her using and triggering a vampire to kill literally HUNDREDS of INNOCENT citizens ? Plus her sister knows that, but doesn't wanna give her a normal trial, which means she deserves to die, what kind of fucking leader is one which would just not give a shit about hundreds of her citizens die and she is described as the best ruler ever.What will she do if a war wagers ? Also by that logic, let's say Nilfguardian army raped and killed some dude's wife, so he goes to Nilfguard and kills literally every wife, children and men he comes across with and geralt is sure yeah, he killed 500 people but his wife was murdered no need to kill him or capture him, godspeed.

and Olgierd literally summoned a demon and sold his soul to the devil because "muh families fortune" and then killed his brother, abandoned the love of his life and let her die alone and suffer for eternity and killed shitton of people for fun, but you get to save him because "muh i was thinking he can get my soul only if we go to the LITERAL moon, that's the only reason i accepted, just ignore the fact i killed my brother and wife and shitton of citizens, pls help".

Olgierd deserved to die, Master Mirror did literally nothing wrong, Syanna deserved to be lynched and die, Anna deserved to die because she is not fit to be a ruler.Good think that's how all ended up in my gameplay
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Why can't someone just ban the trissautists.
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I'm assuming there's no way to watch previously viewed cinematic or cutscenes in game right?
Besides looking on YT
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>>172545972
I used to be indifferent to her but the autists have really turned her into a meme character akin to someone like, say, Shrek. I just can't take her seriously anymore.
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>>172546115
We did that once. They came back.
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>>172545972
Well, if you let other people's obsession affect your view of the characters instead of making your own judgements, then you don't deserve to love Trissfu anyway.

I don't like bitching Yenfags, but I still love Yen no matter what.
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>>172545972
>used to love Triss

you never truly loved Trissfu, once you love her you can't get enough of her, no matter how much times you see her picture or Trissfuposting it's just never enough.
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>>172547210
You've turned her into a literal meme, she's a joke now
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seriously though, can't you people just talk about the witcher stuff? there are eight books and three games worth of content and all you do is cry about pictures of triss. jesus christ, like your whining posts contribute anything to this thread. at least trissfags talk about a character they like, you just cry about about being triggered by fucking triss. pathetic.
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Skellige is pretty comfy
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>>172547707
And you complaining about people complaining about actual spammers is even more retarded. instead of bitching why don't you start an actual discussion about something productive then?

or maybe you're just a butthurt falseflagging trissfag, which seems more likely.
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>>172547746
Breath of fresh hair once you finally get through the long slog of Velen/Novigrad.
Skellige and Kaer are the main settings I look forward to.
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>>172547898
>>172547707
here
>>172546083
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>>172547920
>>172547746

I stayed there very short time.
You go there for Yen for the main mission, do some other mini-main missions and then get out.
Mostly it was annoying traveling from island to island with that fucking boat.
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>>172547507
This. Trissfu love is eternal.

>>172547514
If someone bases their judgement of a character on my posting then they can have my condolences. Besides, I don't really care what you think of Triss. What matters to me is that I love her and enjoy talking and posting about her :3
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>>172548089
ok? I don't care that you don't care either faggot
you're the one who responded to me in the 1st place
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>>172548053
You can just fast travel my guy
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>dude what if there was a fiend but it was also a zebra lmao
bravo Poland

actually looks pretty cool
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>>172548234
Fair enough. To each their own :3
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>>172548272
You lose so much of the experience if you fast travel. It feels so much more immersive traveling by your own. Often the road takes you through a new village or you discover something interesting by chance. It feels more organic that way. It also gives a good excuse for doing side stuff. I imagine it like Geralt being on the road, he finds a village, stops to take a rest, maybe solve their monster problem, trade some loot or play Gwent before moving along. If I use fast travel and go with a clear goal to complete a certain quest and then do the same with another, I break immersion.
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>>172547935
Thanks, the format looked like a pasta so I ignored it. I'll take a look at it then.

>>172546083
In short, people just love redemption stories and feel-good happy endings, even if they're unrealistic.

>Syanna
Personally I hated her and while I initially sympathized with her I couldn't look past the shitstorm she caused. Her changing her mind due to Geralt talking with her a couple of times also felt really unrealistic even by vidya writing standards. My favorite ending is Syanna dying and Geralt ending up in jail, the tone seems to fit the best with the rest of the series without being too dark for Geralt's final sendoff.

>Olgierd
In this case it's a choice between two evils, one of which is literally referred to as Evil incarnate. Olgierd fucked up a lot, he was blinded by his selfish love and made some really bad decisions which led to the deaths of everyone he loved. But if you save him he shows remorse and there's hope that he's learned from his mistakes. O'Dimm is a devil and he's going around causing shit just for his own entertainment. You can say he's technically doing nothing wrong but he's still causing a lot of misery because he wants to consume human souls. There are reasons for siding with either of them so I don't really have a problem with those choices.

>>172547746
Agreed. The soundtrack is great and the purplish sunsets are really pretty. It's a great change of pace after the war-torn shithole that is Velen.
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>>172549531
Then put up with the boats and quit crying.
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>>172549825
I wasn't the guy you responded to. I use the boats all the time. It gives me a nice excuse to do all that smuggler cache shit without it feeling like I'm only doing it for the sake of completion.
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>>172546083
It's exactly the opposite. Geralt is not a god , so it's not up to him to deliver punishment
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>>172546083
i thought i could get my dick wet if i made the duchess happy by getting her sister back

don't see the appeal in saving olgierd or why anyone would like him (other than a silver sword)

you're right in both cases, duchess still doesn't deserve to die even tho she's a cunt
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>>172550816
qt women never deserve to die, that's my motto
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>>172550287
In fairness the game does give you quite a few opportunities to deliver punishment even outside of monster cases, like with all the witchers who have done something wrong, so I can see where the notion comes from. But I agree, it shouldn't be up to him to make all these decisions which is why I usually prefer to walk away.
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>>172551050
except for vivienne

lifted the fucking curse and she wouldn't even let me fuck her
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>>172551050
Sometimes that does affect me too, but other times I have no problem with it. In TW2 I killed Cynthia without thinking twice. If Syanna died I couldn't care less, but I couldn't pass on playing Gwent, so she got the ribbon. Anna definitely doesn't deserve to die imo and her wanting to spare her sister is completely understandable.
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>>172551670
I fucked Cynthia and she told Geralt about how he used to ride with the Wild Hunt. She's a cutie and you're a sick fuck for killing her.
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>>172551670
You monster, who cares if she kidnapped Triss
She deserved forgiveness.
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>>172549637
>Personally I hated her and while I initially sympathized with her I couldn't look past the shitstorm she caused. Her changing her mind due to Geralt talking with her a couple of times also felt really unrealistic even by vidya writing standards. My favorite ending is Syanna dying and Geralt ending up in jail, the tone seems to fit the best with the rest of the series without being too dark for Geralt's final sendoff.

I went the full witcher way, came here for the job and i don't care to talk with her or about her feelings.So i went to slay the beast in the simplest way i could without getting the contract in danger by getting Syanna, so i went to the Elder so he can summon the beast and i can slay him.Sure i tried to convince him to stop the attacks first and try to spare him only because of Regis.But when it didn't work i just did my job.
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i would punch in the face everyone who let trissfu get tortured
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>>172552507
Geralt is an autistic moralfag white knight but still a witcher so I think from his perspective all the choices are valid, just depends on which approach you take. Yours makes sense, on the other hand I trusted Regis and he was against going to the Elder so I went to the fairy tale land instead.

My main issue isn't actually with the choices but rather with the writing itself. The "happy" ending just felt too forced and unrealistic, like a bioware style happily ever after, which is why I didn't like it.
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>>172551640
>tfw no birdfu gf
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>>172546083
>Olgierd deserved to die
Possibly, I'm not the hangman tho. And fate he faced wasn't just death.

>Master Mirror did literally nothing wrong
>muh careful what you wish for
Fuck off Mephisto
>Syanna deserved to be lynched and die, Anna deserved to die because she is not fit to be a ruler.
Again, I'm playing not a hangman, nor a revolutionist. And besides her soft spot for her sis, Analrietta seems to be better ruler than most.
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Hypothesis: Geralt of Rivia is a communist.

Discuss.
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>>172553616
aside from the beak she was pretty hot
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>>172553262
Bleh she's so ugly
No wonder they didn't rape her
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>>172553836
Wrong. He's an anarchist.
Discuss.
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in white orchard the peasant that delivers rotten grain to the nilfgaardian gets 15 lashes as punishment

i only counted 14 at first so i had to reload to make sure he's actually getting all 15

noticed 3-4 lashes make a different sound than the rest (they are weaker) and that when he begs for mercy he does it like he did before being beaten

i'm not convinced he's actually being beaten, are they letting him off the hook? or was the guy just practicing before before lashing him?
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I will protect Yen smile
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>>172557032
you call that a smile?
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>steam gets a better deal than gog

the jews win again
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>>172557553
Yen smile = natural smile
Triss smile = GIVE ME YOUR COCK GERALT
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>>172557032
Me too!
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>>172546083
Olgierd was really a degenerate. I only saved him because I wanted the Viper venomous silver sword.
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What's the best looking armor in game that doesn't make you look fat?
Been using the Legendary mc wolven armor and it looks good, but I'm looking for change.
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>>172557032
>>172557810
This is /triss/gen
No hags allowed!
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>>172558224
>No hags allowed

So you should stop posting Trisslut
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>>172557697
According to isthereanydeal the lowest GOTY edition price on both steam and GOG has been $25. It'll go on sale on GOG again eventually.

>>172558025
Feline and ursine, also viper if you have Hearts of Stone.

>>172558224
Aww look, I found a picture of you!
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>>172558470
Not only is she a slut but she also has a scat fetish and likes to fuck farting old guys in her free time. Trissfags are into some nasty shit.
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>>172558675
there's nothing wrong with poop as long as it's from a qt girl
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about to start witcher 1, any tips on how to make the game smoother ? is there a mod or something whichs makes people look better and textures?
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>>172559139
Uh uh.
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>>172559365
Return of white wolf
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>>172559395
If you aren't willing to get "dirty" with Triss, then you don't really love her at all.
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>>172559456
it says it for witcher 2
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:3
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>>172558475
Ended up just using dye on the Wolven, forgot about those.
Those are nice, but they can't really compete imo appearance wise.
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>>172560016
Also canon
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>>172560243
I forgot about the dyes as well but it's good you found something to your preference.
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Is that a shield behind his feet?
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>>172560016
:3
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>>172559456
>>172559931
He probably meant Rise of the White Wolf: http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher/mods/669/
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>>172559697
I want to get dirty with Trissfu :3
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>>172556364
>anarchist
>following a code
>serving a king
>accepting contracts for money

last two apply to:
>>172553836
as well
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TW1 chapter 4 was great
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is trissfu cute in witcher 1 ? can you fug xd ?
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>>172561514
yeah i still consider it one of best moments among the series and books
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>>172561514
Comfiest chapter. Great music, great atmosphere, writing love letters for Trissfu...
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>>172561564
No
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>>172561731
Me too, the atmosphere in general was amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La0U0FDXFGQ
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>>172561564
Yes and yes :3
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>>172561564
diff voice and looks

you can romance her and shani once and depending on your choice you can do it one more time with one of them

i think you can fuck pretty much every major female aside from carmen in w1
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how can you not know you have a fucking son living in your own home?

law of suprise is so retarded.
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>>172544405
damn this is a really beautiful picture. may i download it?
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>>172562123
>i think you can fuck pretty much every major female aside from carmen in w1
>>172562095
will trisfu be mad if i sleep with other women ? not that i would...
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>>172562257
I don't see why not. Trissfu love is for sharing.

>>172562257
>will trisfu be mad if i sleep with other women ? not that i would...
Staying faithful to Triss in TW1 requires much effort. You have to fail Shani's quest, the quests with those vampire girls, avoid countless women throwing themselves at Geralt...but my Geralt would never cheat on her. She doesn't mind though.
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Damn, they kept tweaking Yen so much. She looked different in every piece of promo material they released.
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name a shittier character..
you can't, just kill him off already ffs
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>>172563220
the mission to rescue him in TW3 was so god damn annoying, else he is a pretty good side-character
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>>172563220
triss
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>>172557032
HMMM SHE'S GOT A HUNCH
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>>172563220
Dandelion is pretty great in the books. The games don't really do him justice. I guess he was ok in the second game...
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>>172563760
>HUNCH
BACK
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>>172563760
she has a hunch and triss looks like pic related, the only good girl is shani but even she isn't pure because she likes to fuck fat old men
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>>172564152
>the only good girl is shani
There's always Ciri, it's just too bad you can't fuck her
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is Yen really a hunchback ?
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>>172564264
She was, but she got permanently fixed with magic.

>>172564062
Best kiss :3
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>>172564213
ciri would agree to it if geralt made a convincing argument, too bad he's beta and too afraid to ask

>>172564264
yen used to have a hunchback
triss got burned so badly no one recognized her charred body

essi best girl
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>>172564264
W/o cosmetic magic, & the loads of makeup she'd be ugly af.
She was never naturally pretty like Triss
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>>172564454
who would fuck a hunckback lmao

Now i kinda feel sorry for Yenfags, literal hunchbacks against a literal perfection which is Trissfu... it's not easy on them.
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Reminder that only ugly unwanted girls who didn't have a chance of getting married off became sorceresses. Every beautiful sorceress you see in the game used to be an ugly bitch.
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>>172564643
Eh, Triss probably altered her appearance too even though it was never mentioned. Pretty much all sorceresses do that.

Triss also got severely burned during the Sodden Hill battle and got fixed by magic too.
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>>172564627
>triss
>naturally pretty
my sides
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No one likes Yen except cucks.
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>>172564992
There is a possibility that Triss was always cute. Vesemir knew her as a girl and played with her and we all know that Vesemir only like cute little girls.
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:3
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>>172562921
first one looks like her actress in the series
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Geralt has no lastname, when he marries Trissfu what will be Trissfu's lastname ?
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I like it when Triss makes cute faces :3

>>172565269
He will take her last name obviously. Geralt Merigold :3
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>>172565457
what mod is that for the witcher 2 triss outfit?
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>>172565554
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/2223/?
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>>172565701
Thank you very much!!!
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>>172565701
dat sweet juicy triss butt
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>>172565991
No problem. I was so happy when that mod came out. I always liked Triss' TW2 outfit best. It's great someone made it.

>>172566043
Triss has the cutest butt :3
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>>172545972
Ikr, I'm so sick of her now. I regret not having chosen Yennefer or the lone wolf ending. I don't want to finish B&W because I know that Triss will come to Corvo Bianco and I can't see as an actual character anymore, just as the fetish of a sick pervert
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>>172566549
:3
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>>172566613
Better start on that new save anon
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I like to imagine Geralt and Triss visiting Kaer Morhen on their way from Toussaint to Kovir and spending a few days there, reminiscing of all the great moments they shared there.
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>>172567263
WHO FUCKING CARES?
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>>172545972
to be fair, they made it really hard to like Yen
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>>172567439
That one other trissautist. They keep jerking off to each other's posts, I vote they leave this place and start ERPing on steam. Win win situation for everyone.
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>>172551670
hey, i've seen your posts of geralt and triss around, and I'm curious about a few of those posts. some of the background appears to have an almost oil painting like effect happening, which is especially apparent in foliage. how'd you manage to pull off that effect? is it with settings or are they after effects done in some external program. thanks! Love the pictures btw.
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>>172567263
What sexual acts do you think Triss likes to engage in?
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>>172567439
I do. Imagining Geralt and Triss' future and what adventures they might have makes me happy. I try to recreate my fantasies through screenshots.

Another one is them inviting their friends to Toussaint and spending a pleasant evening together.
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>>172567723
anal
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>>172567671
I use Photoshop. It's the oil painting filter modified to my liking. Glad you liked the pictures :3

>>172567723
Triss does all kinds of things in bed. I think she would do anything Geralt wants her to do. My Geralt also loves pleasuring her in any way imaginable.
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>>172567723
what he said >>172567914 also scat play and getting her adult diapers changed
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>general is alive again
>it's pure trissfaggotry
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>>172567723
Getting gangraped by zerrikanians
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>>172568179
You either die a hero...
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>>172568179
shouldn't have asked o'dimm to revive this place
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>>172567914
Hot. I would french kiss her butthole all day long.
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>>172568474
Kek'd
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>>172568179
I love Dijkstra. He was very supportive of Geralt's relationship with Triss.
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>>172567773
so cozy

do you think dandy lion will write poems about them ?
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>>172568480
you do realize where poo comes out from, don't you?
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>>172568992
Triss doesn't poop, her butthole is made solely for plowing.
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>>172568935
I don't know. My Geralt doesn't care about those things anyway. He is just happy spending time with Triss and his friends. I bet Triss bakes some delicious cakes for them when they visit in Kovir :3
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>>172569239
does ciri approve of their relationship ?

does yen visit ?
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>>172568992
So what? Triss keeps her butthole fresh and clean :3

>>172569151
Oh, she poops alright. Geralt even watched and helped her poop in the books.
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>>172569409
>Geralt even watched and helped her poop in the books
Which book?
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>>172569346
Ciri would rather have him be with her momfu Yen, but she loves Geralt and wants him to be happy and will accept his choice. I like that conversation when Ciri asks him is it that good with Triss and Geralt answers: "Better", and then Ciri smiles seeing how happy he is.

Yen doesn't visit, it would be too awkward. She is happy living with Istredd.
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>>172569601
Blood of Elves. Triss gets sick and gets diarrhea. She is too weak to walk and Geralt has to carry her to the woods and help her poop.
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>>172569940
If that isn't true love, idk what is.
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>>172570686
Here, posted the right version for you sweetie
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>>172569778
Tris tells you that she met 10 zerrikanian travelers who are lost and she is gonna spend the night with them in the guest room, what do you do ?
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My soul ACHES for these two

>>172571041
I will join in on the fun!

Plot twist: i am actually Eskel! Eskel loves gangbanging triss with black guys!
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>>172571041
Triss would never do that. She is too addicted to Geralt's magical dick. Not even a hundred Zerrikanian travelers can compete :3
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>>172571387
trissfu anon, since you have been around, were there many Yenfags before and you btfo'ed them all ? or there were never yenfags?
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>>172571207
Who needs Zerrikanians when you can have a Wolf bro sandwich :3

>>172570686
Geralt and Triss are perfect for each other :3
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whats the name of the song that plays during romantic scenes?
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>>172571387
Geralt has to leave home sometime, witchers dont pay themselves.
Sluts going to need to scratch that itch in the meantime
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alright what am in for ?
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>>172571509
not him but Yenbros literally ran this gen, when the game was relatively fresh...those were better times.
It's a shame at what has become of this gen in their absence.
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>>172571509
There was a bunch of them. Actually when I started posting here, I just wanted to annoy them. I never understood why they get so butthurt about Triss.

I mean, if someone likes Yen, I couldn't care less, she is great too and more power to you for liking her, but for some reason they get extremely insecure about Triss and Geralt. I think it's quite funny. Eventually I started to enjoy expressing my love for Triss and that's why I stayed. And I grew to like them getting all hissy about Triss :3
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>>172571830
best pre-witcher3 RPG ever created.
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>>172571686
Triss will just masturbate thinking about Geralt and my Geralt will never leave her for too long anyway. Don't forget, Triss became super rich, so Geralt doesn't have to do shit. He only takes an occasional contract to keep himself in shape for long nights of love making with Triss.

>>172571830
You may find it hard to get in the beginning but the game gets better and better as you move on and later chapters are amazing. Definitely worth playing.
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>>172572038
>There was a bunch of them. Actually when I started posting here, I just wanted to annoy them. I never understood why they get so butthurt about Triss.
>I mean, if someone likes Yen, I couldn't care less, she is great too and more power to you for liking her, but for some reason they get extremely insecure about Triss and Geralt. I think it's quite funny. Eventually I started to enjoy expressing my love for Triss and that's why I stayed. And I grew to like them getting all hissy about Triss :3

you are doing god's work anon.

>>172571952
Looks like all the Yenfags were here when the game got out, but eventually they went back to their cucksheds, while the perfection and love for Trissfu still remained to keep alive the general.
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>>172572038
It has nothing to do with Triss. I like her. It's just how repetitive and cringy your posts are. You could even talk about Shani, Yen or that elf wench in the Passiflora, it'd be the same. Just stop and leave, no one wants you here except for the other Trissautist. Do it for Triss. Do it to restore the image of her that you tainted with your deranged fetish. Go back to Tumblr.
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>>172572465
>you are doing god's work anon.
They are not my enemies or anything, some of them are actually really fun to talk to. If they want to be butthurt about Triss, that's their right.

>>172572561
I'm sorry my posts trigger you so much. You can filter me out if you want. Just filter "witcher3_" Most of my images start with that.

But this is the internet, you are bound to meet some weird fucks, so grow a thicker skin. I don't care what you think of Triss' image. Love her, hate her, it doesn't affect me and my love for her in any way. I like this place.
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>>172572465
Some of us are still here, we're just not as autistic about it where we feel the need to spam our preference in the gen 24/7 365
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>>172573041
but you don't post shit, he is singlehandedly keeping the general alive

>inb4 it would be better if it died, its all trissposting now

no, i started playing the games recently and he helped me with tons of stuff, as an autist myself who can use only 4chan and can't get around other platforms like reddit or some shit, it would take me time to find a way to fix some shit or get info about anything.

Plus nobody is forcing people to start waifuwars, you can just ignore his posts, even tho he contributes to almost all discussion.
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>>172573572
We post plenty, we're actually discussing the game, not shitting it up with waifuposting
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>>172573572
Thanks for the kind words. Glad I could help you :3

>>172573708
To be perfectly honest in the past few months this general has been beyond dead. I saved it from dying many, many times when there was absolutely no posts for hours on end. Hell, this morning I bumped it from last place on page 10 after no one posted anything for more than 2 hours.
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>>172574121
Do you want praise for being a jobless neet? gj anon thanks for bumping..
I'm sorry we have responsibilities instead of sitting on a 4chan gen all day.
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>>172574429
>yenfag
>wagecuck

everything seems in order here sir, please proceed
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>>172568161
This picture is just magnificent.
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>>172574429
Not at all. I am not doing it for you, I am doing it for myself and Triss. I am just saying that your statement about posting plenty is not exactly accurate. This sudden burst of activity in the last 2 days is an anomaly. Usually it would take us 5-6 days to finish a thread in the past few months. Sometimes there is a spark in activity, but truth be told this place is pretty much dead most of the time. I even considered abandoning it just a few days ago since it felt like I am the only one posting.
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>>172567642
I agree. As a bookfag I never considered other choice since it was confirmed she'll appear in game finally, but she's really a cunt. If they showed her motherly side towards Ciri it'd be more plausible
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>>172574945
>I even considered abandoning it just a few days ago since it felt like I am the only one posting.

Then i started playing the game and revived the general with annoying and retarded questions which gave faith to your trissposting.

Trissfu truly works in mysterious ways.
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>>172571629
is this a blue board? Would love to see what that would look like.
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>>172574828
Glad you like it friendo :3

>>172575158
>Trissfu truly works in mysterious ways
She sure does :3

There was also that anon who wanted Triss and Keira ass webms. He also bumped the thread from death a lot of times.
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>>172574687
>trissfag
>commie
Indeed, everything's in order.
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>>172575247
I don't understand what you are asking me. What is a blue board?
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>>172575485
>There was also that anon who wanted Triss and Keira ass webms. He also bumped the thread from death a lot of times.

yeah im looking thru the archives when i go to bed from my phone and the place really is in a bad shape, it's not that bad considering its RPG game, even d2g has been somewhat dead lately, even i don't lurk for a month and we barely pushed a thread per day before.
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>>172575660
>>172575247
both of you are fucking idiots and newfags
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>>172575651
go to bed now wagie, if you are good boy and wageslave for 30 years you might just be lucky enough to find a strong independent woman like Yen who will cuck you and take care of you.
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>>172575651
>tfw i was born into communism
>tfw i'm a trissfag

>>172575971
I'm not exactly a newfag considering the time I spent here in the past year and a half, although this is the only thread I'm visiting. I don't really browse 4chan that much.

>>172575710
I still think this place will die in the recent future, but eh, it's nice seeing it get some life in it before it does.
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>>172575651
Those child bearing hips, if only she wasn't infertile
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>>172576404
>I still think this place will die in the recent future, but eh, it's nice seeing it get some life in it before it does.

it surely will, can't expect much from an RPG game who won't get any additional content.
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>>172574945
So if we all start ignoring you, you will leave?
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Tell me about the elf! Why does he wear the mask?
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>>172577076
It had a good run. All I know is that Triss will be here on its death bed to hold its hand. There are worst ways to die :3

>>172577230
Nope, like I said, I'm not posting here for you, I'm posting for Triss. Ignore me, talk to me, do whatever you want. I just like discussing Triss and making Triss screenshots. I'll leave once this place dies for good.
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>>172577714
ciri is into masked man and he is into elder blood pussy
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>>172576504
she's a fucking plank
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>>172578783
you blind? those cakes are thicc af
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>>172579157
yen is a lot of things, but she's not thick
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>>172579489

???
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>>172579489
she is in my game
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>>172579826
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>>172562921
Should have kept the hair of the 4th one with her final face, I think it looks better.
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so im about 1 hour into witcher 1.

the combat sucks, as expected, but the mechanics are literally better then witcher 3, why didnt they kept using Sign as right click and switching between signs on the numbers ?

Also literally the first decision you make in the game i did it and went with Trissfu to the lab <3

It's nice to see Lambert and eskel and the vesimir, also i like Leo but i know he will 100% die since he is in the next games :(
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>>172562921
They had six tries, and she still came out ugly ayy
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>>172581904
shit he literally just died as soon as we entered the lab after trissfu almost died

now i need to meditate but i can't find the fucking key to select mediate only the time.

also her old voice sucks balls, she sounds evil
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trissfu anon make a picture of trissfu and geralt on the spot where the painter was supposed to draw your portrait, but some rich people were there having picnic, can you do that ?
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>page 10

Triss lewds when?
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>>172588275
just let it die...
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>>172582876
Sure :3

>>172588275
I'll make some now, anything specific?
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>>172590481
damn nice, you should make more of trissfu and geralt going on romantic dinners and balls while she wears her nice dress, she loves attending these balls, geralts hates it, but there's nothing he wouldn't do to make trissfu happy, and it's a small price to pay
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>>172590481
>anything specific?

As long as Triss is lewd and in Fableworld, I'm fine
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>>172590739
I'd like that too, but when I change to her dress, I can't change facial expressions.

>>172590767
I'll do some Fableworld now.
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Guys I think I fucked it up.
I'm playing BaW and there's this one quest called Wine Wars.
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Wine_Wars:_Belgaard
The thing is I went to the place the quest sent me but when I got there two people were fighting over something, When the guy (Liam) asked me to help I chose the option to exit the conversation without committing to anything, because I wanted to hear the other side of the story, then the girl involved in the fight (Matialda) also asked me for my help and I also didn't accept.
Now I can't find the quest in my journal and don't know how to start it. Did I miss it? Is there any way to go back?

If it helps I'm in the "Capture the Castle" quest in the main story (didn't start it yet).
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>>172593892
doesnt matter, geralt doesn't want trissfu for her lewdness, he loves her because he can be free and open up to her and he wears clothes in which he feels uncomfortable only to make trissfu happy, since she enjoys balls and dinners
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>location looks incredibly cool
>one 2 minute quest centered around it
reeeeeeeeeee
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>>172594447
they should be there as "secondary quest" and you will do em both as minimal wage.
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Every time I see "an Craite" I instinctively pronounce it "awn crawt-chya" because I'm Irish and it bugs me every time.

For the curious "Crach" is an archaic form of "Creach" which means "robbery" and "Cráite" means a whole bunch of things from annoying/appalled/biting/percing/tormented.

The use of Irish in the games is kind of fun. There's an elf who's last name is supposed to be "Wolf Lord" in Irish but it's spelled wrong in-game and the meaning changes to "Meat Lord".
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>>172594494
I agree with everything, I was merely saying that the mod I'm using doesn't let me change Triss' facial expressions if I change her outfit to anything but default. I like to make her smile in my screenshots. It's a shame really because her dress is amazing.

>>172594447
You should be able to return to the same place and accept the contract. That quest has you doing random question marks, so even if you don't accept anything, doing some of the question marks involved and coming up with leads should get the quest prompted I think.

Also, accept both of their propositions and complete all the tasks they give you in order to get to the real culprit.

Another thing, when you start Capture the Castle, some of the quests will become temporarily unavailable until you complete the main story(if you haven't done Warble of a Smitten Knight do it before your current quest, because it will fail permanently)
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>>172595158
can you say "le monke" on irish ? pls mr sir vocarro it
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>enhanced ursine
>alchemy memery
>death march
>unkillable
wew lad
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>>172594641
>>172595574
It's not at the secondary quests tab.
I tried going back to the place of the auction but there was nothing there, I also looked at various notice boards and couldn't find it.
I will try again tomorrow. Thanks for the help :)
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finally
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>>172599608
source or fake
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>>172599608
This looks surprisingly legit. Source?
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>page triss' feet smell nice
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>>172603006
I bet her pooper smells even sweeter
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TRISS IS A CUTE !!!
A CUTE !
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I love Triss Merigold
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>>172603823
I'd like to test that personally.

>>172604489
The cutest.

>>172605761
Me too, she's the best.
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What does Triss' pooper taste like?
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>Trissfags are also scatfags
Their degeneracy knows no bounds..
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>>172606206
You shouldn't embarrass Trissfu like that, i mean even if you asked her to taster her poop, she would accept, since she is so perfect and pure, but she would be embarrassed.Stop being degenerate, we all know Trissfu would support you no matter what, but think of her please...
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so im only on my 27th try to defeat "the beast" in witcher 1 on easy mode.

ill try 5-10 more times and if wont succeed im done with the game, at least until they wont remake it on a new engine
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>>172609918
what's the problem? i never had trouble killing it. i played on easy too
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>>172611661
i literally cant do shit to it.
he spawns 3 dogs per 30 sec, and im basically stunned for 5 seconds every 40 sec, while i can't kill all the minions.Tried everything, drinking a potion and delaying, trying with focus Z,X and C, none of em work.

Fuck it ill try tomorrow when im sober, ill load previous save and brew 1000x boost potions if needed, even tho i did all the side-quests before it.
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>>172612019
hmm strange, i remember just using the group mod and killing it easily. i don't even brew any potions on easy
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>>172612019
Did you made the Spectre oil?Did you learn how to time sword swings?
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>>172608345
Scatfags, cuckfags, Tumblr users, communists and jobless fuckups. If they also becomes furries they will be a singularity of degeneration.
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>>172577714
he's ashamed of his uma face
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Duny
>Pavetta I love you, Geralt, you're a nice guy after all, I owe you

Emhyr
>hurr I need to conquer more countries and rape my daughter to rule the world durr, also kill this fucking witcher

Really, those two characters don't fit each other at all
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what a shitty fucking general, it's just waifu bullshit, there's sporadic game discussion inbetween but im not sifting through 200 cringe posts to get to the 50 pertinent ones

cant there be a seperate witcher waifu general for the discussion of this pathetic shit?
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Why trissfags are so fucking cringy.
I cant even read them
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>>172595574
what mod do you use for these photographs?
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Sooooo

how did you react on Lethos play with Vesters thugs? You killed them?
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>>172595574
yea tell me ur set up pls so i can take triss pics
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>>172599608
Not this fake again.
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>>172624070
>>172624329
I use Storyboard UI mod. It lets you make your own scenes using any character or asset from the game. You can also load different animations and facial expressions. You can check it out and if you have further questions ask away.
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>>172624172
First playthrough, yeah.
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>>172624701
thank you!
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>>172625047
No problem. It can be a bit tedious to get into at first, but the mod is fairly simple to use once you get the hang of it.
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trissfags are fucking disgusting
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>>172624761
i only ask about the first one, spoiled ones and others don't count
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>Thanedd lies off the shores of Temeria, which is under Nilfgaardian occupation
>somehow Margarita flees straight into hands of Radovid

what the fuck?
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>>172626921
Radovid went his way for them. Maybe Temeria still wasn't conquered by the time he sent his men to Aretuza
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>>172627309
so his faggot witchhunters were able to storm the magical fortress as if it was a hut of a villlage healer in velen, during the middle of war with fucking nilfgaard?

This is so fucking lame.
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>>172626921
Thanedd is in Velen which isn't under Nilfgaardian occupation. Not that it matters since Radovid attacked it before Nilfgaard arrived anyway.
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What is your favourite witcher school for equipments, /wtc/?
I've used Cat armor+Bear Swords up to BnW, now I switched to Manticore armor and relic swords. Loving Manticore both aestetically and functionally.
My favourite for looks is basic Bear tho.
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>>172629136
>Thanedd is in Velen

Thanedd is an island off-shore to the west

>which isn't under Nilfgaardian occupation.

Baron is Nilfgaardian proxy at Velen

>Not that it matters since Radovid attacked it before Nilfgaard arrived anyway.

He had no time for that - Nilfgaard pretty much biltzkrieged Temeria starting when Radovid was still in Loc Muinne. Thanned is magical fortress at sea, it would take months to capture it. Radovid had no time and no resources for that, facing Nilfgaardian invasion
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>>172629793
>The land of Velen, located in western Temeria with its capital in Gors Velen, is one of the poorest provinces in the kingdom.
>Its territory encompasses the isle of Thanedd, home to the famous magic academy, which, along with Gors Velen, constitutes the commercial and developmental mainspring of the entire province.
From the book about Velen.

I won't say anything about the rest because I agree with you, the portrayal of war was garbage in every aspect.
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>>172629424
I use ursine when fighting the Wild Hunt, becase it looks warm enough, casually used master wolf up until i got manticote (i dont like looks of grandmaster wolf), manticore ever since - i only used grandmaster cat for long night and Detlaff fight.

The stats don't matter as i mostly dodge everything, the only useful thing is furtherly increasing potion cap for sweet euphoria hp from poisoning by manticore

As for swords, at my present, first ng+ run, I use best steel sword i find, and aerondight enchanted with severance, but its getting obsolete (shit i find already grants 100 dmg more)
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>>172629424
I finished the game before the wolf school dlc was released so from the available ones I liked the bear school the most. Switched to viper in HoS and to manticore in BnW. Manticore is my favorite because of aesthetics and nostalgia.
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>>172629424
>Bear Swords
Why does everyone does this? Why not use the feline swords?
They have good crit chance which is the main reason I use them, but maybe I'm ignoring something...
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are mages immortal?
is the physical appearance of Triss and Yen just an illusion?
they are all super old, they must look like the Crones.
will ciri be immortal? or will she live out her life and die before Yen and Geralt's eyes?
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>that cat witcher that killed all village commented on my cat school armor

does he comment on any other?
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>>172630838
>tfw i was wearing full cat school armor and he didn't say anything when we met
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>>172630834
>are mages immortal?
Nah, they can slow down aging process, the oldest known human mage - Hen Gedymdeith - died at heart attack during the Thanedd coup.
>is the physical appearance of Triss and Yen just an illusion?
i'd rather call it plastic transmutation, or methamorphosis. They usually change their appereance by magic, so it's not natural, but its pretty permanent and physical change, not just illusion
>they are all super old, they must look like the Crones.
Triss is around 50, Yen around 100, Crones are way older, and possibly not even human
>will ciri be immortal? or will she live out her life and die before Yen and Geralt's eyes?
no one knows, she's quite special and one of her kind.
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>>172631008
when I was approaching he murmured to himself:
>cat armor, wolf medalion - is it a hybrid or...
MB its only in polish version tho
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>>172630834
Ciri hasn't used magic to affect her aging nor has she gone through the witcher mutations. None of the other elder blood carriers had abnormally long lives so it's safe to assume she'll age like any other human unless she uses magic.
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>>172546115
apply for the job next time and do it yourself
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>>172544405
is that a mod? i dont remember her wearing that dress.
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>>172564213
>Ciri
do I need to post that pasta again?
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>>172635356
yes
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>>172631165
it's in english too
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>>172635306
Yes, it's Annarietta's party dress.
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Witcher 1 looks like shit, plays like shit. It's so outdated it hurts. And before you say "It was amazing back then", using that logic Space Invaders is the best game ever made, with amazing graphics and gameplay. Witcher 3 is simply just superior.
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>>172635756
I only played it for the first time half a year ago - It's amazing still
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>>172635950
>responding to bait
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Andrzej, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded shitposters who spend every second of their day arguing over waifus. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever left your mom's basement? I mean, I guess it’s fun to jack off to imaginary women, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than asking me who my preferred waifu is.

Don’t be a fag who only plays the last game. Just hit me with your best shot. My books are pretty much perfect. I have published two series of novels, and even an encyclopedic compendium. What can you write, other than memes about "My Geralt" and fapfics about your waifus? I also get money from every game sold, and have a banging hot World Fantasy Award (Just took a selfie with it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my vodka
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>>172635756
Gameplay and graphic wise, sure. But I still love the characters, soundtrack, atmosphere, story.
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>>172636021
The books went to shit as soon as they started focusing on Ciri
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>>172636447
I liked her scenes with Geralt and Yennefer and the ice skating part, but the rest was shit yeah.
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Such a loving face, just dripping with caring emotion
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My babies (figuratively not literally)...Lovers...my Everything....True beautiful Love....
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>>172563760
They did her too many favors in game.
Gave her supermodel looks when she was average at best.
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My love for Eskel x Triss is keeping the general alive...be thankful motherfuckers..!!
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>>172635756
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>>172639959
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>>172641412
Bitch maybe YOUR magic is gone but Eskel and Triss are just getting into it lmfao dumbass
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>>172582556
you're just mad that CDPR didn't even bother to make triss pretty
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>>172636447
I really liked Ciri and Bonhart.
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>>172643873
I like her as a character, I just didn't like her being the central focus with her elder blood shit.
I enjoyed them more when it was just adventures with Geralt & friends.
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>>172643639
>triss with Vesemir's textures has less forehead wrinkles than the original
My sides are in orbit
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I always feel conflicted when robbing the graves in HoS.
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Hey guys, I'm wondering if you can help me out here a bit
I made this post on the forums
http://forums.cdprojektred.com/forum/en/the-witcher-series/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/mod-discussions/8241420-mod-request-relic-weapon-rebalancing-un-leveling

I've never made mods before but this doesn't seem like it'd be too hard. I just don't know where to begin.
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>>172562921
the final version is definitely the best
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>>172643692
Most romantic moment in the whole game. Simply astonishing :3
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>>172646005
I like how jealous and protective Geralt was of that mage with which Trissfu spoke a bit.Even 1 hour later he asked her about him, and she teased him a bit.Im actually kinda surprised Geralt didn't beat him or said something rude to him.
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>>172646556
Oh yeah, it was super cute to see him get all jealous over Trissfu. And the sad face he makes when he asks about it...all in all, it was super cute :3
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>>172646903
and Trissfu is cute when drunk <3
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>>172646991
Yeah, tipsy Triss is too adorable. Chasing her through the maze while she calls out Geralt's name always makes me happy. Trissfu is so much fun and the way Geralt smiles as he looks at her climbing the fountain...CUTE :3

A Matter of Life and Death is my favorite quest.
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>>172647315
geralt wanted to tap that ass so badly that night, at the stables when he says "So where are we going?" and triss says "We aren't going nowhere, im taking this dude and going(somewhere) and you go back".

bet geralt fucked the whole brothel after
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>>172645715
simply stunning
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>two fat autistic NEETs jerking each other off
Pathetic.
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>>172645715
why don't you post naked triss? i'm sure you have some somewhere.
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>>172648272
Autistic yenfags will report him
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>>172647698
He he, I though I was the only one who loved that line. It's the small moments like that. Triss romance is filled with them, the way Geralt teases her about her 22 inch waist, how he offers to retrieve the package for hr and she gives him a dewy eyed look,the tryst with Triss joke...My Geralt never cheats on Triss though.

>>172647857
Yup, their love is beautiful :3
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>>172648404
>waifufags calling anyone autistic
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>>172648550
>how he offers to retrieve the package for hr

what happens if you don't jump in the river ?
Does Trissfu go ?
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>>172648272
I do have my naked Triss folder, but it would be disrespectful to Trissfu if I shared it here. Besides, nudity isn't allowed here and I personally prefer romantic pics over lewd ones anyway.
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>>172648724
post it somewhere please!
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How do I hide trissautist's posts?
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>>172648694
I don't know, I never picked the other dialogue option in all my 8 playthroughs. I think Geralt goes either way, just the dialogue is different. But that look Triss gives him...I wouldn't miss it for anything.
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>>172648896
did you feel sad when you saw Trissfu getting yelled at by the King of Beggars and then chasing rats ? :(
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>>172648819
Just filter the word "triss", literally nothing constructive ever comes up when she's mentioned anyway. It makes the general look clean and pretty and you won't be subjected to any autism.
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The choice is obvious
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>>172648779
Maybe I'll upload it to imgur, but I really don't have that much of them anyway. The stuff I keep in my lewd Triss folder I mostly downloaded off of internet. I rarely make nude pics myself.

>>172649029
Not really, I'm just always so happy to see her and the looks Triss and Geralt are exchanging during that scene are amazing. the sparks are flying :3
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>>172649443
FUCKING KEK!!! MOAR!
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>>172649472
I don't know why Yenfags keep thinking Yen is better for Geralt(except for muh books factor).

Even Dijkstra knows Trissfu and Geralt are perfect for eachother and tries to help them with their relationship by trying to open up Geralt.

Vesimir the saint of a man, hates Yen and loves Trissfu and all other witchers of hte school of the wolf, who are the only family Geralt has.

Also is there an option to hear dijkstra's story about the sorceress that cucked him while waiting for trissfu to come back ?
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>>172649472
alright, i guess i tried. im out then
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>>172649697
They're nu-male betas who like sassy women to take charge
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>>172546083
Preach it, my friend!
People love their power fantasies, though, so there is a long way to go until video game industry stops favouring story writing like that.
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>>172649697
I don't have anything against Yen and Geralt as a couple. They love each other dearly in the books, they have a lot of history together, they have some great banters in the game. If someone want them to be together in their game I couldn't care less. Yen is also great.

But I much prefer the relationship Geralt has with Triss, I like how he acts around her, I like the softer, more romantic Geralt Triss brings out, I like how happy they are together, I like how romantic their scenes are...

If you ask Dijkstra on the docks about it, he tells about Philippa turning him down.
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>>172649781
Here http://imgur.com/a/co33g
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>>172650220
im doing NG+ now, should i do the Yen path ? i don't think i can let Trissfu down tho...
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>>172650470
I did it one time and while it was ok, it just felt wrong to turn down Triss and like I aid, I much prefer the scenes with Triss. Yen romance seem almost clinical at times to me. Do whatever you feel is right though, I don't really like to tell others how should they play their game.
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>>172650457
Lewd Triss is HOT!
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>>172649697
Vesemir is far from saint.

Yen looks better than Triss.

Personally mb i'd pick Triss, I have no idea but choosing Yen is the only choice that suits both Geralt and makes sense considering their history
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I made sooo many Triss pics over time, but this one always gives me the feels for some reason. It's in my personal top three.

>>172651423
Triss has the best body, but her face is my favorite part of her.
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>>172651460
>MUH HISTORY
>MUH DJINN WISH
Literally all yenfags can cling to
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172652083
>disregarding history

no more (you)s for you, commie. Enjoy your shitty fanfic waifu
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>>172652025
She's perfect in every way desu, I just appreciate a good butt
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>>172652225
Triss' butt is pure bliss, no denying there :3
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>>172546083
>Master Mirror did literally nothing wrong
I started hating Master Mirror after he slowly pushed that wooden spoon into that peasant's eye int the tavern where he stopped time. That was really uncalled for. I killed the fucking asshole just because of that scene.
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>>172594641
>>172595574
>>172598045
I finally got the quest! I killed all the monsters at an abandoned site location and after the people went back to the village it activated the Wine Wars quest :D
Thanks for your help anons.
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>>172653335
>I killed the fucking asshole
>killed
>mirror merchant

kek
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>>172654287
Cool. I assumed it would trigger like that. Funny thing is how many people complained about that quest being too fetchy, but it was basically CDPR's way of trying to address the complaints of question marks being too random and meaningless by tying a quest to them and making them a bit more meaningful. As someone who does all the question marks, I liked it. Similar with the bandit leaders.
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>>172654806
Well, he did disintegrate after Geralt tricked him, so I'm assuming he's dead.

This is the scene I was talking about by the way:
https://youtu.be/Uf3hL2A0JhQ?t=265
Simply aggravating.
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Is it normal for the Grandmaster Feline Armor to have blue stitching or is it a glitch? Also the rivets look like they're rusted or something, I'm not sure if that's normal either.

I don't think dying my armor grey was such a great idea, looks fucking terrible in bright places.
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>>172656408
>those graphics
toasty
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>>172656408
*dyeing
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>>172656575
The power of the PC
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Is there a mod that tells be what quest are missable?
I kind of just want to speed through so I can get to the DLC, & finish the sides at my convenience but I don't want them to fail randomly
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>>172658152
nvm apparently there isn't,
just going to skip them all then, fuck it
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>>172652083
Some people role-play in a role-playing game? Who knew? I do however prefer Yen anyway.
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would you fug Oriana ?
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>>172659106
She's a qt.
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>>172656408
Now that you guys had your fun at the expense of my shitty PC can you answer my question?
Is it a glitch?
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>>172659617
Mate, even consoles look better. It's time to upgrade your specs.
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>>172659617
Post your specs so we can laugh at your more.
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>>172659617
I just checked and in my game they are grayish.
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>>172660171
Thanks Trissbro, you're the coolest!
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>>172650281
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>>172659617
im not laughing

>tfw sameone runs this game on worse specs than mine

im actually relieved. Thanks anon
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>witcher 3 release
>vg threads become pure waifu faggotry
>years later nothing changed
It is physically impossible to have decent discussion about witcher franchise anymore.
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>>172661461
It was pretty even imo, I remember plenty of book and lore discussion when the game was fresh on this gen.
It's the main reason I started reading them, I wouldn't have stayed here otherwise and just one & done the game
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hello witchercucks

is there a mod that levels ALL enemies to your level?
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>>172558675
>
Actually, it felt like Sapkowski was trying to summarise the general experiences of most females out there :)
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>>172560460
Someone make dyes that allow to colour the armour in the original broken tones it was in before that horrible, horrible patch.

>>172562921
Yen v1. Most realistic beauty!
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>>172564213
Whereas Ciri would be an alpha in that match up.

>>172564264
Never forget that you, a witcher, are in fact, fucking some really-really old hags.
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>>172650457
My man!! Thank you kindly!
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>>172577714
Nothing like good reciprocated depersonalisation for enacting your teenage fantasies.
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>>172662841
Geralt has gotten plenty of young nubile pussy on the side
He's old himself though, it makes more sense to settle with someone with maturity
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>>172652025
Bless you.
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>>172663018
No problem. I like spreading that Triss love :3

>>172663464
Bless you too.
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Finally got TW3, GOTY-Edition because I recently upgraded my PC and it was on sale.
I let it download over night, now I come back to my PC and want to start it (from Steam)
First it said "couldn't sync files from SteamCloud" and I said "whatever" and clicked to proceed, but then it didn't launch.
Every time since then I just clicked, up popped the "Preparing to launch" window and then disappeared again, no "running" next to the game in my list. Restarted Steam and it didnt work, then I tried verifying files and then rebooted. I am out of ideas.
Any help?
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>>172658152
I'm surprised there's no save generator yet.
Kit came out like a year and change ago
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>>172662140
search for 'enemy scaling' on nexus

there are plenty, haven't tried any of them tho
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Why aren't my witcher 1 cutscenes working ?

For example when i fuck a whore it's just black and some random few squares.

Same happens when i start up the game.

The game itself runs smoothly, but that shit is bugged, i had no problems in witcher 2 and 3
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>>172665756
any mods?
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>>172663835
Try verifying the game files (right click the game > properties > local files) or turning off the steam cloud? Also check from task manager if witcher3.exe isn't running in the background.
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>>172665756
Try turning the lighting settings to low.
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>>172666895
>verifying
As I said, that's the second thing I tried.
.exe is not running.
turning off steamcloud does not help
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>>172667887
Sorry, somehow missed that. Maybe try running it directly from the exe as administrator? Also check if your drivers are up to date. If nothing helps, maybe try reinstalling the game? Or ask on the steam forums, they're more active than this place and could probably offer more help.
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>>172667887
Should've gotten the GOG version pleb
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>>172668730
stop shilling for the dead platform, i have the steam version and it works just fine
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I wasn't talking to you, so you aren't even worth a quote.
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>>172669323
yet i am a generous soul willing to bestow upon you as many (you)s as you want, you rude person
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>>172670069
w-what happens next..?
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>>172664535
every single mod that touches on that is outdated
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>>172671221
she becomes an obedient little bitch.
Brohart commands her to strip naked in the local tavern while all the fucking peasants watch
then they take turns with her.
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>>172671842
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1774/?

outdated (1.22) according to comments works with 1.31

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1185/?

up to date (1.31)
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>>172672470
thank you for spoonfeeding me
>>
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>>172668448
Starting the .exe directly helped insofar that it told me what was missing: vcomp110.dll
turns out it was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnPtUbKVB5Y
>>172668730
so the problem exists on GoG as well, nignog
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>>172674794
we don't care faggot
it's no ones problem but yours
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>>172630568
Cat sword offer meme bleed and less crit than Ursine. Also Ursine boost crit damage.
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>>172667093
didnt help

>>172665941
I use Rise of the White Wolf

pls help
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>>172675784
is it in windowed mode? try full screen if yes

you could also try to toggle depth of field setting
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>>172674794
Glad you got it fixed, anon. Enjoy the game!
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>>172676479
>is it in windowed mode? try full screen if yes
its fullscreen

>you could also try to toggle depth of field setting

tried everything that i found with google search... nothing works
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>>172677068
are you playing the enhanced version?

are all cutscenes affected?
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roche is a whoreson
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roche is ugly and his head towel smells like poop
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>>172677368
>>172677623
>>172677623
iorveth detected

you need to fuck off
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>>172671221
He just beat her and kept her around because he was fascinated by her swordsmanship. He also made her undress in a tavern infront of a crowd but he never touched her sexually.
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>>172677725
roche: has touched dethmold's balls
iorveth: hasn't touched dethmold's balls

iorveth wins
>>
vernon roche pleases sweaty nilfgaardian soldiers for orens
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>>172677725
Roche doesn't stand a chance against witcher Iroveth.
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>>172677858
iorveth: gets pegged by saskia (doesn't say no homo)
roche: alpha hetero male who fucks the best women temeria has to offer
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>>172678257
iorveth: fucks actual dragons and leads a team of badass warriors
roche: lets emhyr buttfuck him and gets all the blue stripes guys killed because he's a retard
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>>172678147
>
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>>172677235
>are you playing the enhanced version?
yes

>are all cutscenes affected?
its all black the the game boots and the companies logo lags, then the scene before the Menu where Geralt was supposed to save the princess is literally all black with just text.

When i try to fuck a whore it's also black with a few squares here and there.

However some cutscenes are fine (when Geralt narrates something)
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>>172678493
iorveth: so irrelevant he was cut from the game
roche: appears in two(2!) games and ultimately decides the fate of temeria
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>>172678505
>

>>172678920
iorveth: chilling in the blue mountains fucking dragons and laughing at dumb humans and their wars
roche: a traitor to all of north who met a pathetic end against a fat man and is now rotting in a ditch, forgotten by everyone
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>>172678505
>
>>
>Old, grey and still chasing skirt ! You should be ashamed !
>>Old, grey and still pain in the ass.

im fucking crying this game has some great bants
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>>172679381
>siding with dijkstra

now i'm 100% sure you're trolling

nice shop btw
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>>172679401
i want to fugg witcher iroveth
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>>172679612
nah, i just fucking hate emhyr and nilfgaard, never gave a shit about roche and always liked dijkstra. not a difficult decision at all

>nice shop btw
typical brochefag in denial
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>>172678786
don't know what else to suggest

did you pirate it? i could check if it works for me
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>>172675025
>all this salt
>>
also
>go into Shanis room
>first think you cna loot is her laundry basket

BASED
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>>172679801
>did you pirate it? i could check if it works for me

it probably does, the problem was solved to most of the people which i saw on google by changing lighting quality...

the only think i haven't done is install old driver, but i can't be bothered with that.

will i miss watching fugging with trissfu ? xd
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>>172677842

I want this image, but in higher quality. Where'd you get it?
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>>172679779
>nilfgaard hating nordling

no need to spell it out, i could smell you from a mile away you filthy fuck
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>>172680057
>will i miss watching fugging with trissfu ? xd
kys
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>>172680203
i love how i got to btfo nilfgaard so fucking hard, i'm just sad i couldn't stab emhyr myself but oh well
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>>172680057
there are no actual sex scenes in the first game like in the later games

you just get a sex card(maybe 2 depending on your choices)
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>>172680121
There are tons of them. The name of the artist is Alexander Prodan.
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>>172680619

Awesome, thanks, man- appreciate it.
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>>172680492
based delulu bro

nilfgaard clearly wins the war and ciri becomes empress

then her grandson fucks everyone's shit up and becomes the ruler of the whole world
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>>172680948
>having taste so shit
disgusting, get away from me you pleb
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>>172680619

http://denis-gordeev.livejournal.com/
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>>172681162
>denying reality so hard

i bet you're also a trissfag
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>>172636021
>I also get money from every game sold
Except he doesn't. He didn't sign up for royalties. He literally gave away his rights in one deal when TW1 came out. Recently was pretty butthurt from TW3's success.
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>>172681505
nope

>nilfscum lost
>romanced yen
>witcheress ciri

aka exactly how things are supposed to be
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>>172681219
Seems like I had it mixed up. Thanks for setting it straight.
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>>172682340

No sweat, has a ton of sweet Witcher images.
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>>172682014
>romanced yen

there is hope for you yet

but why would you let the north win? they can't hope to stand against nilfgaard, it's only a matter of time before they become part of the empire

and ciri's grandson is meant to rule the whole world, why would you let her get knocked up by a random faggot while she's playing witcher instead of preparing the stage for her son and grandson as empress?
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>>172682663
if nilfgaard is destined to win then they can do it on their own after the game's events, i'm not gonna help them

>and ciri's grandson is meant to rule the whole world,
it was supposed to be her son but the game completely retconned it. now ciri is the chosen one destined to save the world, which she already did so now she's free to do whatever the fuck she wants without owing anything to anyone

>why would you let her get knocked up by a random faggot
why would i want to let her get knocked up by that faggot voorhis? if she's a witcher she can choose whether to have children or not, as an empress it's expected of her. she wants to have freedom and i can make it happen, no reason to force her to return to duny the hedgehog and court life where she'll be controlled and manipulated by everyone
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>>172682391
>tfw no ciri
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>>172683315
her son: half the world, her grandson: the whole world

but she could end the war saving thousands of life, she could also make life on the continent better for everyone

>implying she'd end up with voorhis

over my dead body
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>>172683596
Voorhis is a pretty cool guy, though.
Ugly as fuck, but a bro.
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uhhhhhhhhhhh

I am still trying to understand this one.
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>>172683596
>but she could end the war saving thousands of life, she could also make life on the continent better for everyone
i don't care. she saved not only her world but the entire multiverse. she doesn't have any obligation to do shit for anyone. and it's not like her presence is needed anyway, the war is over so emhyr can deal with the cleanup

>over my dead body
voorhis is in line to become the next emperor both in the books and in the game. if you make ciri the empress then he'll be the one knocking her up. but it's okay, right? it's for the good of the world, after all
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>>172683787
I think it's Auberon.
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>>172683787
Geraldo abuses 14 yo Shani
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>>172684467
Reeeee she was 12 you wikifag
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>>172684069
her becoming a witcher seems kind of a waste of her potential desu

just killing monsters cause she finds that fun? pretty childish
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Remember these guys?
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>>172684668
who cares? she used her potential to save the damn multiverse, she can choose her own path now. if she gets bored of being a witcher, then she can do something else. if you make her the empress then she'll be bound to that for life

>>172684891
was that from the essi chapter? their design looks pretty neat
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>>172685056
>she can choose her own path
>you're actually the one that influences what she becomes
>if you don't headpat her enough she just fucks off

nice strong independent wymyn there, friendo.
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>>172684668
I always give her the Empress ending
It's pretty selfish making her a wticher imo, she didn't even go through the mutations so it's not like she'll even be doing that long. Might as well effect society on a grander school
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>>172685056
>was that from the essi chapter?
Yeah. I think they had an entire civilisation. Perhaps they used to be humans?
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>>172685056
>to save the damn multiverse

is the white frost even 'destroyed' ? kinda seemed like she just stopped it from destroying this world

what would happen next conjunction?
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>>172685245
now you're just derailing because you're out of arguments

>>172685308
hmm, perhaps? would have been cool if we got to learn more about them and their history. too bad they never appeared again

>>172685441
you're asking me about the bullshit le saving the world with the power of love ending? i don't know, no one knows, cdpr just did a massive asspull. but it must have at least worked in the aen elle world too since they weren't a problem anymore
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>>172686108
>they weren't a problem anymore

i like to believe the white frost 'travels' like you did with avallach so from one world to another and it reached the aen elle world before trying to fuck up geralt's
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>>172686724
that sounds plausible, there's the report in tir na lia that describes how it's advancing and destroying their world, and one of the worlds we visit is already consumed by it
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dead ciri > empress ciri > witcher ciri
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>>172692953
Of course she is! :3
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>>172692953
Even if she was real, you'd have no chance.
She doesn't like fat neckbeards
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>>172693891
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Well there goes my game...

On the party you need to organize for Shani, and when they make you steal some shit from the grandma so she catches you and throws you out, you can't re-enter.

I waited literally 15 min afk leaving the game and i sobered up, but the bitch still says "WHHAT YOU'RE DRUNK GET OUT!".

Tried reseting the game doesn't work...
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>>172696567
reload a save?
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Wedding day :3

>>172696567
Getting past Grandma can be a pain in the ass. You can try the following:

-Bring her a gift, either some alcohol or a pair of golden gloves you can buy form a merchant in front of her house.

-Acquire Prophet Lebioda's ring, she will recognize it and let you in

-Bribe her with orens

-Never go in drunk, if you do use Wives' Tears potion to clear the drunken effect or meditate at least a day to completely sober up before trying again

-Through dialogue, I can't remember exactly what options you need to choose, but you can sweet talk her into letting you in
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>>172670069
90-100lb female witcher, hmm bound to happen sooner or later.
Comfy empress is the only plausible choice,m unless she wants to end up as a scar ridden cum sleeve
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>>172697593
Mistresses don't have wedding days :3
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>>172698924
My Geralt doesn't have a mistress, he is faithful to wife Trissfu :3
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Waifu game fags fuck off Essi was the best for Geralt
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>>172697593
trissfu deserves better dress for her wedding :(
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Also when i played BaW i taught Shani was pure, she wouldn't even put up to the poor ghost who had 1 chance of getting some pussy.

But in W1 she fucks Geralt if you bring her a rose, she fucks the knight if you bring him as guest and she fucks the spy agent.Literally biggest slut of them all.

Also i couldn't do a shit my Geralt automaticly fucked her after bringing her a rose and it was said as it if was a quest... wanted to stay faithful to Trissfu :( might start all over again now
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>>172699880
is there a way for trissfu to let down her hair ?
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>>172701524
Well, it's not up to me, the Storyboard has it's limitations. I thought her alt outfit looks more appropriate than the default one.

>>172701780
It's really hard keeping Geralt faithful in TW1. The only way is to fail certain quests, Shani's included. I totally do it though, my Geralt would do anything for Trissfu :3

Seriously though, if it's your first run, just let it go and have fun collecting the cards, no need to be a full blown autist like myself.
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>>172702061
There's a mod, but I'm not a fan. I don't feel it does her justice. Her loose hair is more beautiful than this.
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>>172702370
well then i will import the game in witcher 2 then 3, i want to be faithful to Trissfu on all the games, maybe some additional dialogs will appear or something + i don't want to hurt trissfu
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>>172702590
trissfu and geralt have a dinner on the mini island on the walking lake, then dance on the lake.
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>>172702632
Nah, no dialogues will appear, save import isn't that detailed. No need to worry about it. The only reason to do it is personal roleplaying ones and immersion.
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>>172702772
You mean the Blood and Wine one? I like the idea of Geralt and Trissfu dancing on water, not sure how the lake works outside of the quest, but I'll try making something like that.
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>>172703123
>You mean the Blood and Wine one?
y
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Hmmm, those Nilfgaardian soldiers sure had their fun in loc muinne...
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>>172704637
Hope they didn't bareback her, slut probably had aids
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>>172703334
Dancing on water :3

>>172704637
Kind of hot desu
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>>172630029
Critical hit damage from fully charged Aerondight >>>>> damage from other silver swords
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Which did you go with, /wtc/

>The flash that cuts
>Zireael
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>>172714572
Zireael
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>>172685281
>no mutations meme
Reminder that siegfried's dad, a human, slew dragons and manticores
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anyone post the lotl ebook yet?
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>Mfw I just beat the main story for the first time

That was a pretty satisfying conclusion. Ciri doesn't have to deal with ruling an empire, and gets to finally live her life, now that the Hunt isn't after her. Geralt and Yennefer get to enjoy themselves, now that there isn't a cataclysmic end time scenario to worry about.

Time to move on to Hearts of Stone, I'm really looking forward to the DLC, since I've heard they're even better than the main game.
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>>172717773
HoS is a small masterpiece and BaW adds a huge new region very different from anything seen in the main game. Enjoy.
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>>172679531
is it possible to kill that annoying old hag?
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>>172715352
also interested in this
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>decide to play w2 again
>play on dark since i haven't before
>get to act 1
>see the dark mode stuff
>murder local wildlife over and over to the brink of extinction until I can afford all the pieces of it
>now I have to craft it
>needs a shit load of studded and hardened leather for every armor piece
>no one in act 1 sells studded leather, and only 2 people sell hardened in token amounts of like 1-2
>every piece of studded leather needs 2 hardened leather and 1 oil
>every piece of hardened leather needs 3 leather and 2 oil
>only cedric sells oil and he only sells like 10
>for the last 3 weeks of in game time geralt has been resting for 24 hours, going out and murdering everything in the forest, coming back and selling everything then buying leather and oil
jesus christ, do i have to do this for all 3 acts?
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>>172714572
Zireael
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>>172713946

>Lambert invited
>Eskel isn't

The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>172724228
He got triggered by the true OTP of love and passion (Eskel x Triss) and childishly didn't include him out of spite. What a dumbfuck lmfao!
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>>172723549
It's really not worth getting the armor, I stopped after the second set, because the third would take way too much time and honestly I didn't like TW2 enough to grind the gear, and just wanted to carry my save over to 3. Also the dark effect is fucking awful and I had to find a mod to remove it.

Shop keepers restock their goods if you way 24 hours I believe.

>>172724442
>EskelxTriss

You know what, I can see it. If Keira and Lambert can be a thing, Triss and Eskel could too.
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>>172724627
>the dark effect is fucking awful and I had to find a mod to remove it.
Holy shit it is. I just made the sword and equipped it. I assume it stops damaging you if you equip the armor too?
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Ciri > Triss > Yen
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>>172724627
>You know what, I can see it. If Keira and Lambert can be a thing, Triss and Eskel could too.
In the short story about Geralt and Yennefer's wedding, Triss and Eskel got together and kept sneaking away from the party to be with each other. It was very sweet. Eskel also has a more pleasurable magical touch which Triss can't resist when they're making love.
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>>172724852
Why does Yen not have any breasts in that picture? What the hell Tumblr
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>>172724228
There mod only supports 8 characters, someone had to get cut and it came to him, so it wouldn't be a total sausage fest. Here's the Eskel version :3

>>172724442
Eskel is waiting them in the bedroom, all oiled up and preparing a Wolf bro sandwich :3
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>>172725138
Make sexy threesome pictures with Eskel x Triss x Geralt please.
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>>172724687
You have to equip the full set. All the armor and the steel and silver swords. The effect I'm referring to is that awful vignetting, and the whispering. It really is grating.
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>no more ancient witcher technique of putting 20 bear traps in the same spot and luring bosses over it
i miss this the most
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>>172725256
Wolf bro love. Trissfu's in it for a wild night :3
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>>172725260
Yea I know what you mean I just saw it after I equipped the sword. It's fucking obnoxious.
>Grind in a game that really isn't designed for grinding
>As a reward you get the best shit in the game
>As a punishment the best shit turns your screen grayscale and makes red things glow and adds stupid shadows around the edges of your screen and makes stupid noises
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>>172725350
Thank you :3
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>>172725350
sharing is gold.
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>>172725264
I only did that with the Operator fight on dark mode but honestly outside of that the traps were pretty useless so I don't mind them being gone.
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>>172725669
I always did it with the queen endregas and the arachnid in chapter 3 that spawns behind you
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>>172725478
>>172725649
Sometimes one witcher just isn't enough and Eskel is a true bro and always comes to Corvo Bianco to help with their sexual games :3
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>>172725821
That's actually wise of you since they're pretty annoying to deal with, I mostly just forgot about the traps and only used them when I had already tried every other option.
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>>172725962
That's hot. I wish there had been an option to include Eskel in your romance, he deserves love too. Bad CDPR, bad boy!
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>>172726171
He has a succubus and does gigolo work for Geralt and Trissfu. There's an idea, Geralt x Triss x Eskel x Sucubuss foursome :3
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>>172726282
But succubus and being a gigolo won't get him true love! A foursome would be amazing tho~
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>>172724720
This 100%
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True, passionate love...Souls aching for each other when they're apart but burning like the hottest flame when they reunite...Cold winters of Kovir and Kaer Morhen melt away like the snow in spring when these lovebirds join in a union of passion...oh yes....
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>>172727326
Kek

I would unironically buy it 2bh
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>>172726383
Damn, for some reason there is no proper succubus model. The one available has no horn and normal legs. Trissfu had to take care of them alone. Look how cute and exhausted they are, sleeping like babies. Trissfu sex power is strong :3
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>tfw triss has all the witchers for herself and yen spends the nights alone, sobbing and masturbating herself to sleep because they all hate her
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>>172727508
Aww, this is sweet :3 I imagine they all love to cuddle together like that all the time~
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Help Triss got herself stuck behind the stairs. She just paces back and forth.
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>>172728052
I pushed her and now she's just running circles around the stairs.
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>trissfags are cucks who like to see their waifu getting gangbanged by other men
Holy shit this is too good
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>>172728043
Sometimes, Triss just watches as Eskel and Geralt pleasure each other and then she joins in to finish the one that lasted longer. Of course, they all cuddle afterwards and then Triss makes them some delicious cakes to help them get their strength back for round 2,3...5. Trissfu can go all night long.

>>172728052
And just as you are about to get the best sex scene in gaming history...try reloading, the game auto-saves every 5 minutes anyway. Or aard her ass :3
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>>172728225
>sex scene
no way fag. turn her down and get a permanent +20% magic resist
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>>172728283
This
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>>172728052
can she be any more useless

should've left her rotting at sodden
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>>172728283
My Geralt would sex Trissfu even if it meant losing his balls afterwards.

Btw there is a mod that makes the sex scene 3-4 times longer. It's fucking amazing :3
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An absolute must have. It makes Geralt and Triss have sex 3 times instead of one. In the breaks Geralt smokes a pipe and Triss teases him with her hot body. And they go through several positions.

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher2/mods/808/?
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>>172728283
It's not that great. It's a modifier, not a flat buff.
If you have an item that gives 10% it modifies that by 20% so you get 12% total.
It doesn't give you a flat 20% base resistance or whatever which you seem to imply.
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>>172728173
Oh come on now. Geralt and Eskel are two very potent witcher bros. There is nothing wrong with wanting Triss to get fully pleasured by them. I just imagine how orgasmic the experience is for her and it makes me happy :3
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>tfw took the magic resist
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>>172546083
Regarding Hearts of Stone, its not about saving Olgierd, but liberating a human being from the clutches of a supernatural phenomenon and lifting its magically inflicted thralldom from yourself as well. I personally found Olgierd likable, but I agree with your point of him being a degenerate, but from a Witcher's and higher moral point of view, he was a human being endangered by an inhuman force, which, if left unchecked, would've caused immeasurably more damage than ten thousand Olgierds, as it has before. For that reason alone it would be more natural for Geralt, a seasoned professional, to side with a living monster rather than something or someone which/who is described as "evil incarnate", if not that, than a profoundly dangerous, destructive and immeasurably harmful to Mankind's survival (the vastness of implications and the reach of his power could have dire ramification for the entire species).

Basically, in Geralt's eyes, a human monster is a better alternative to a being which is obviously malevolent, inhumanely and powerful and capable of bending the fabrics of time. Olgierd's death would give him moral satisfaction, but the indefinite banishment of a being like Gaunther is beneficially for all of Mankind.
>>
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>>172714572
Zireael. I thought the connection to the books was cute.
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Sup guys, playing through The Witcher: Enhanced Edition, first witcher game I have played, when does it start to get good? Just started Act 2 and killed the cockatrice.
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>>172544067
That OP image..

>if bioware made witcher 3
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>>172731280
Good post, I agree with your reasoning.

>>172732860
See pic related. Act 4 is still one of my favourite parts of the entire series.

>>172732910
It would be a tale about a strong lesbian princess sorceress witcheress Geraldina who ends up marrying Emhyrina, the first black empress of Nilfgaard.
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>Mfw Geralt's escape from captivity of the Ofiri

It was so satisfying beating that without most of my armor or any potions, only to realize I had them in my inventory and could have totally just put them on at any time during the fight.
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>>172733416
outskirts and temple quarter are top comfy.
i love all of them
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>>172733631
You did good son. When I got there I immediately opened my inventory and realized that you could equip everything which didn't make sense, they should have disabled it until the fight was over.

>>172733735
Me too anon, they managed to capture a really comfy atmosphere with that game, it's great.
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Wedding dinner :3
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>>172732860
that's act 1

it gets better the more you advance in the story

only thing i disliked about the game is the buggy investigation questchain
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>>172734643
how do you make these pics? they look pretty bad, especially the hair and background
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>>172735019
I use Storyboard UI mod to set up scenes and then a touch of Triss princess filter(Photoshop oil filter modified to my liking) to make it all blurry and fairy tale like :3 Here's an unedited one.
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>>172735347
oh, it's the filter

food between keira and lambert looks like vomit or diarrhea desu
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>>172734643
>>172735347

Lambert looks like he's dead inside, "Vesemir didn't die for this".
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>>172735517
>looks like vomit or diarrhea
Now that you mention it...I guess it's some kind of fish soup, it came with the table. Placing each food piece individually would take me too much time to be worth the effort.

>>172735794
Keira drained his life essence. But I can only use facial animations for 2-3 characters, so I don't really have a choice there.
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So I just got to the bit where you can fight Olgierd in front of the burning manor, but I have to wonder, is it worth fighting him to save the condemned man's life?

I mean, outside of knowing he was ordered to die by Olgierd, I don't really have any more information. I reloaded after I went with the 'peaceful' route to see it it came to anything if you tried to threaten them, and now I'm fighting him. I think he said something that implied the guy who he sentenced to die had killed the lord of the manor and father of the woman who stabs him through the chest, but I might have just totally misread that.
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>>172738587
It's worth fighting him just for the fight itself, which is pretty fun and has based music.
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>>172715059
She'll still have a normal life span, plus some Chad will probably impregnate her eventually
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Replaying W3 after a year on death march and holy shit... how did I not find this combat system utterly dogshit before?

It's not even that it's hard. It's rather easy because you can just spam dodge->attack over and over but that is pretty much the only viable tactic.

Parrying bandits is never worth it, attempting any combos is absolutely never fucking worth it. It's insanely boring.
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the crone with 4 legs

does she have 2 vaginas?
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>>172739787
>but that is pretty much the only viable tactic.
Does the Toxic tank build still work?
I remember DM was pretty easyonce I got the Ekhidna Decoction with like 20k health and could just regen cheese through everything.
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>>172739923
How do you mean 4 legs? Looks like she has corpses in her bag thingy.
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>>172740903
that's the whispess

talking about pic
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>>172680948
Ciri is infertile.
Whoreis and Jan Calveit are two next emperors
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>>172740076
Dunno, I always play with a 75% weapons 25% signs build.

I'm sure there are multiple ways to break this game with certain builds, but that's not really the point.
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>>172741221
>Ciri is infertile.

?
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>>172741474
oh nvm, apparently they nerfed it waay back lol in 1.07.
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What is it with empressfags wanting Ciri to get fucked and impregnated by Voorhis
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>>172738818
Yeah, true.

Plus Olgierd's sabre technique reminds me a lot of HEMA stuff I saw regarding polish sabres.
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So what do you guys do in game once you finished all the quest and DLC...?
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>>172742294
Consider the game finished. There isn't much to do unless you want to clear all the points of interest.
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>>172742294
i replayed tw2 and then started ng+
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Is there some meta strategy for winning at Gwent?

I just started playing and can't beat the Nilfgaardian in the garden.
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>>172743683
the one at the beginning of the game..?
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>>172743683
Early on just struggle with it for a while. NR + siege cards is your best bet.

Go to every merchant/innkeeper you see and buy their cards and play everyone you can. Eventually you'll start getting spies and decoys cards. Those are what you need to win.
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>>172743903
No. The one in the garden right after you meet up with Yen.

>>172743926
>NR + siege cards is your best bet.
Why?
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>>172743985
Cause they're the strongest, aplenty and Foltest's abilities tend to help them.

Scoia'Tael and Monsters deck suck dick until you get everything, and even then they still suck

Northern Realms and Nilfgaard are simply the best because of spies.

Motherfucking spies win games, man.
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>>172744098
k thank you
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>>172744201
Also, forgot to add. Forget that fucker in Vizima's palace. He's hard as fuck. You can come back later when you have a better deck.

Just duel some peasants, buy every card from those I mentioned earlier and do the Gwent quests that you get from notice boards.
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>>172744314
k thank you

Wish me luck
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>>172744201
>>172744380
don't listen to that faggot he doesn't know shit

what you need is a nice skellige deck and you'll fuck everyone's shit up

t. gwent overlord
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>>172745203
I agree that Skellige is good, on par with NR and Nilfgaard even, but you just suggested to a guy that just started playing
>LOL JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU'VE BEAT THE MAIN GAME AND THE DLC THAT COMES AFTER THAT AND YOU'RE SET TRUST ME I'M A GWENT LEGEND
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>>172747645
you seem troubled my friend

maybe we could come to an agreement? how about a share of every sold skellige card? in exchange you'll try your best to popularize it
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>>172728225
>>172727508
>>172725962
>>172725649
>>172725350

DELET THIS
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>>172599565
can someone tell me why the background looks so fairy tale-ish?

is that shopped, or an actual mod?
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>>172742120
Anywhere I could find techniques like this ? Not doing HEMA but that looks sick.
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I'm new to the witcher series and got only Witcher 2 to play, are there any recommendations or tips for the game?
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>>172749119
play the first you dingus
also take your time
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>>172749207
that whole detective shit is pretty boring.

It took me like 10 hours to find all "clues", hoped i can dodge the Tower quest if i just research everyone and everything but i still need to do the tower quest now.I feel like it will be some OP boss + it will take me 10 more hours to find all stones, unless i google their location.
>>
>>172749207
oh you mean just dance 3: poland stronk?
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>>172749584
yeah, but it guts betta
>>172749623
the combat isn't fun but hey, it doesn't mean it's not worth playing
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>>172749584
>that whole detective shit is pretty boring
oh boy you're in for a treat in TW3, then
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>call keira snake expecting funny reply
>gets butthurt
>have to kill her

why can't women handle bantz?
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>>172750397
how do you even manage to do that ?

all the sorceresses bow down to the BWD, just tell her to give you the notes and go to KM, later Lampert will steal them from you but doesn't matter at that point, also i wonder if you destroy or drop the notes somewhere, will he still be able to steal them ?
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>>172750719
>Lambert
God I wish that dick died instead of Vesemir. I hated his dumb face ever since TW1.
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>>172750719
i wanted to kill her on this playthrough

sauce on lambert stealing the notes? read somewhere keira finds a cure for the plague with or without them
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>>172750943
>>Lambert

He is cool actually, you have an option to make friends with him or fight, he will even tell you how he became a witcher.

Later on you tell him you love him and he says he loves you too.

>>172751079
>sauce on lambert stealing the notes?

If you save her, when Lambert is defending the gate solo, instead of you going and saving him, Keira will save him, later on they fug and after the funeral leave KM together.
Later Trissfu will tell you that she cured the plague because Lampert gave her the notes and Geralt doesn't mind it.
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>>172748198
Photoshop
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>>172751319
on my first playthrough i kept the notes and sent her to km, i romanced yen and i don't remember anyone telling me she cured it (aside from the cutscene)
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>mfw the wedding bit in Hearts of Stone

Oh my god this is sending my sides beyonds space and time. Hearing Geralt's voice actor do that gravely no-emotions-allowed voice to the dialogue of Vlodimir is just exquisite.
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>>172751550
Because everyone hates Yen and won't tell her shit.

However they open up to Trissfu.
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>>172751550
because Yen doesn't give a fuck about lowly peasants.

She only cares for Ciri and Geralt's dick
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what a fatty
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>>172751917
She is fat in all the right places. Juicy and squeezable :3
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>>172751917
>PERFECT
>E
>R
>F
>E
>C
>T

Plus, don't worry there is nothing wrong with being hunchback
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>>172752137
jesus, learn to greentext you autist
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>>172752251
oh, it seems i struck some nerve in your hunchback
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>>172752319
you're trying really hard but now that you've outed yourself as a cuck who likes to see your waifu getting gangbanged by other men i only feel pity for you
>>
Yenfags :
>neckbeards attracted to a hunchback who would spend the rest of their days in a cottage in the middle of nowhere and be a personal slave to ugly bitch. like they will in their mother's basement for the rest of their lives, maybe wagecucking for min wage job so some ugly slut can use them

Trissfuanons :
>white rich chads attracted to literally perfect and cute girl who will spend all of their lives in luxury.
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>>172752484
That's not me. This may come as a shock to you but I am not the only Trissfriend here :3 And there is nothing wrong with Trissfu enjoying herself.
>>
it took a long time but eventually the spammer trissautist started taking meds and stopped being perpetually triggered over people not liking his shitty waifu

how long will it take with the other one i wonder
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>>172752753
i'm aware, i was referring to this post >>172727985
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Started NG+ a couple days ago, still in Velen just finished Wandering in the Dark, been playing Gwent, beat the Baron and that boat guy already, is it normal to already have 3 Commander's Horns already?

From looking at gwent-cards.com I'm supposed to buy from the Passiflora and Oxenfurt but I haven't even gotten there yet. Can you just win them?
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>>172752763
Trissfu is the best and I never take meds. I get cured by Triss love :3
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>>172752882
I am not them, it's really sad to watch how they would treat Trissfu, but there is not a whole lot i can do about that... degenerates... Trissfu deserves better.
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>>172752882
If I was trying hard I would use my Cow Yen mod or Triss x Geralt face tattoo mod for Yen or make pics of her in humiliating scenarios. But it's much nicer focusing on Triss love. Yenfu is not my enemy :3
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Hey fellow Trissfriends....I love you guys
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>>172753532
Sorry, my love is reserved for Triss and her assets.

I like you though
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My dear dolly hunchback
shut your eyes
lie still lie silent
utter no cries
as the witcher brave and bold
is making qt love to Trissfu
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>>172752753
>Trissfriend
kek
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>>172753634
Triss has the best ASSets
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can Trissfus rose of remembrance really die in the games ? what kind of monster would do that ?
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>>172604489
yes.
got this in larger, fampalama?
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>>172754201
:3
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>>172754201
It's just a silly legend otherwise happily ever after in Kovir wouldn't be possible. Geralt proves his love through words and actions. The Rose is hardly relevant. I still keep it as a memento
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Is there a 'neutral' way to complete the bank robbery quest in TW1? Or do you have to take a side?
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>>172754302
Y U DOIN DIS?
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>>172754462
Nope, you have to take a side there
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>>172754205
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>>172754462
You have to take a side in the bank, but it doesn't affect the neutral ending if that's what you're going for.
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>>172754683
ty. will play her in DS3.
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im starting witcher 1 and going full witcher way.only care about my shekels, other witchers and ciri.bitches aint shit
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Sometimes I fantasize about Geralt meeting Triss' parents. They are probably dead though.
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>>172685281
>I always give her the Empress ending
>It's pretty selfish making her a wticher
You gotta be memeing right?
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>>172755685
Um,no..?
Her being an empress is obviously more beneficial than her living life as a witcher.
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>>172691976
>dead ciri > miserable empress ciri > happy witcher ciri
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>>172755685
>It's pretty selfish making her a wticher

all she says thruout the whole game is that she doesnt want to be empress and wants to be free
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>>172755685
not that anon, but geralt knows better than anyone how shitty witcher life is. encouraging ciri to go down that path can be seen as selfish
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>>172755854
>more beneficial
More beneficial to who? Because she's definitely happier as a witcher. The most selfless thing to do is let Ciri become whatever she wants without caring for the state of that fucked up world they live in. Why save a shitty world on behalf of your daughter's happiness?
>>172755953
Exactly.
>>172755969
She's not bound to a life as a witcher though. With the witcher ending she can be whatever she wants and go wherever she wants whenever she wants. True freedom.
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>>172756301
>The most selfless thing to do is let Ciri become whatever she wants
Well, considering your choices are the what influences her decision she doesn't really choose on her own.
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>>172756301
>let Ciri become whatever she wants

but it's literally her choice to become empress, it's not like emhyr forces her to do it
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>>172756960
Ciri already became a witcheress, the game just gives you the possibility of taking away that choice and forcing her to become empress instead.
>>
They should've given us the option to fuck Ciri, if we didn't choose Yen/Triss..
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>>172757479
Ciri prefers nilfgaardian threesomes with papa emhyr and hubby voorhis
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>>172757479
geralt would never fuck his daughter but if he wanted to, ciri would probably say yes
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>>172756494
Not really, at least in my storyline Geralt just gave her his opinion as a father.

If you want the witcher ending, when you get the choice to visit Emhyr or not, you have a few options:
1st: Don't tell her Emhyr wants to see her (this one is the only option that is actually manipulation from Geralt, this is the choice where you take away her freedom to make a choice)
2nd: Tell her Emhyr wants to see her, she then will ask what she should do. Geralt can say "You should make your own choice" she then insists and asks for your opinion and you can tell her that if it were you, you wouldn't go (this is what I always do and I don't see how giving her an honest opinion is manipulating her choice, after all, for the empress ending she asks for you opinion as well).
3rd: Visit Emhyr and then not interfering in the war by not killing Radovid and letting the north win (this is the most lore-friendly choice in my opinion, neutral witchers and all that).

>>172756960
It's a choice that she's not happy with, she giving up her hapiness and freedom to fulfill her "destiny", witch is something that she always feared, she's all about freedom.
Just look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ1q0XNtVv0
she's obviously not happy.
>>
shiet can i fug Morren ?
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>>172757901
>hapiness
>witch
*happiness
*which
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>>172757952
yes
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>>172757228
>Ciri already became a witcheress

no she didn't what are you talking about, killing monsters does not make you a witcher

>forcing her to become empress

you force her into becoming a witcher by not even giving her the chance to turn emhyr's offer down
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>>172757901
>not killing Radovid
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>>172758160
>The devil, she thought, why not? I bet any money that this world has jobs for a witcheress.
Literally Ciri's final thoughts in the saga. She already considers herself a witcheress whether you like it or not.

>you force her into becoming a witcher by not even giving her the chance to turn emhyr's offer down
What that anon said >>172757901
>>
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>>172758370
still doesn't make her a witcher and it's still her own choice to become empress if you let her talk to emhyr
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>>172758962
>facts aren't real because I say so
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>>172758130
i fucked it up :/
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>>172759390
you're the one doing this

she's not a witcher, don't know why you're finding it hard to accept it
>>
>>172759504
you have to tell her sex is good and reduces stress to get her card
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>>172758221
Radovid did gods work.
Phillipa is literally the only sorceress I genuinely hate She made his childhood hell too, I hope he raped her
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>>172759543
>she's not a witcher
See pic related and get btfo, dumbfuck.
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>>172759823
i'm not sure you know what a witcher is, just because she acts like one or thinks herself one won't make her a fuckin witcher
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>>172760041
Oh you're just memeing. Carry on then.
>>
>>172760150
I think what the retard is getting at is that she can't be a "real witcher" because she never took mutagens.
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>>172760279
Yeah but she's been through the physical training, Geralt considers her a witcheress and others acknowledge her as one, so for all intents and purposes she is one, mutagens or not.
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>>172759694
i did and then she said something and had only 2 other options, tried to ruse her with the first one and she btfo him
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>>172760854
that's why i always save my game before talking to qt women
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>>172760854
did you already complete 'a lost lamb'?
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>>172759823
>witcheress ending
>she sucks dicks in taverns as a travelling whore
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>>172762358
>empress ending
>she becomes Voorhis' cumbucket
>>
so the best ending is to let Ciri die, huh...
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>>172762693
no!
only papa may cum in her.
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>>172761274
no
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I'm reading the books for the first time, and I really want to look a good world map from the Sapkowski vision of The Continent. Anyone have a good World Map?
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>>172759695
>She made his childhood hell too, I hope she raped him

ftfy
>>
what happened to adda? any kids with radovid?
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>>172764129
I don't think there's a definitive official one. Here are some of the maps I've collected, the first four are fan-made and based on the books, the rest are from the games http://imgur.com/a/5219P
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>>172764384
She isn't into dudes
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>>172764775
Doesn't exist in Witcher 3 along with Anais, John Natalis et al.
>>
>>
>>172765316
were they cut like iorveth?
>>
>>172762693
>>172763093
No, you're both wrong! ;_;
>>
>>172765478
I don't think so, as far as I remember they weren't mentioned in the leaked files either. I think it's said in the game that Natalis lost against Nilfgaard but no one even mentions Adda or Anais.
>>
>>172764894

Looks like my country (Chile).
>>
>>172766301
Heh, you're right
>>
>>172766301
a 3rd world beaner shithole,
>>
>>172766707
Come on, no need to be rude.
>>
>>172767081
how do you even have internet over there
>>
>>172767628
I'm not even that anon.
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>>172768001
stop pretending
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>>172768116
Why would I pretend? I live on the other side of the world. I just don't like rude people.
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>>172768332
figures

only another shitskin would come to the defense of another

are you a pajeet?
>>
>>172768462
Nah, from Europe. You on the other hand sound like an uncultured uncouth pleb, so I'm guessing you're from Murica.
>>
QT
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>>172771349
Nice, Triss love spreading to other games.
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>>172771349
Kek, nailed the bloated fatty look
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>>172771539
thicc :3
>>
Why Trissfu wont tell me who she talked to in the mirror or about what ?

I-is she manipulating me, she said "i have hte witcher under contorol :("
>>
>>172772014
Trissfu is a scheming little fox in the first game. It was probably Keira or Philippa. Don't worry though, she won't do you any harm and depending on the path you take, she will bring up her Lodge friends and plans later.
>>
>>172772014
>I-is she manipulating me
always.
>>
HOOT
>>
Where did the Squirrels gone? In TW1 and 2 they were an important theme, in TW3 they've become completely irrelevant, I only found a group of them in a secondary quest in Velen and that's it.
Even in Gwent they're shit and irrelevant.
>>
>>172739787
It's fun if you force yourself to play in a way that's stylish but not optimal.
>>
>>172773849
Everyone stop giving a fuck when shit went down, with Emhyr and Radovid fucking everyone's asses left and right
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>>172754348
>The Rose is hardly relevant.
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>>172772690
I knew it, Trissfu is too pure for that.
Also i just gave her Alvin, no way in hell i'll leave him with that whore Shani and how she acts so innocent in BaW
>>
>>172774498
I mean, she's not exactly innocent, the Lodge is trying to build influence on Foltest's court and Geralt comes in handy.But you are not even in a relationship with Trissfu yet and she will prove where her loyalty stands when it matters.

Giving Alvin to Triss makes more sense, regardless whether you like Triss or not. Shani simply isn't competent enough to deal with a Source.
>>
>>172773849
cut from the game

would also be weird to see them in any of the gamezones aside from maybe velen
>>
Awww how cute, Trissfu want's me to give her a ring if i love her <3 and Geralt says "can't you just read my mind ? " and Trissfu says "i don't want to ".

Trissfriend you tell me right now where is the most expensive ring in all of Temeria.
>>
>>172775659
Trissfu likes silver ruby rings :3
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>>172775921
yeah just told me what

where do i get hundreds of them ?
>>
>>172776031
You can buy it from most merchants. She only needs one though :3
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>>172775921
>silver ruby rings
>>172776185

I got her Gold Ruby ring

she still liked it and i got a cart, but her hair is black on the card.. weird.
>>
>>172776665
Yeah, any ruby ring will do. Her card art isn't that good imo.
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>>172776185
>She only needs one though :3
She deserves so much more though :3
>>
>>172777329
Geralt's love is the most precious gift she can get. Not even a million rubies can compare :3
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>>172774498
Triss is a manipulative whore
All redheads are spawns from Satan
>>
does shani do anal?
>>
>>172778064
neck yourself virgin
>>
>>172778352
fuck off thaler
>>
>>172778587
kys autist, go fuck off with your RP shit it's a fucking saturday loser.
leave your basement for once
>>
>>172778729
>it's a fucking saturday loser
then wtf are you doing here bitch?
>>
>>172779084
It's Sunday morning here in Ausland dipshit, I already went out last night basement dweller
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>Triss
Attention whoring neets who autistically self insert into the game and fuck up threads with their bullshit
>Yen
Serious players who pay attention to the story and characters in a role playing game
>>
>>172779380
>Ausland
go get fucked by a kangaroo. shani = anal whore
>>
>>172779483
but TW3 isn't a role playing game
>>
>>172779483
>Trissfriends
Enjoy their fav character

>Yenfags
Perpetually butthurt by Triss
>>
can you learn about the mosnters in witcher 1 if you kill shitton of them or you have to buy a book?
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This is Ciri. Say something nice about her!
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>>172779961
I'm butthurt about abhorrent shitposting itt
>>
>>172780104
buy books
I think knowledge from killing shit is only on 2 and 3
>>
>>172779774
>Wild Hunt is an action role-playing video game
>role-playing video game
>>
>>172780135
She loves her Papa :3
>>
>>172779961
We've been over this,we're not butthurt about the character itself.
We're butthrut about the constant fucking spammers who won't stfu. They aren't even discussing anything constructive
>>
>>172780431
(you)
>>
>>172780562
>spend a few minutes setting up filters
>they hide 70% of this general
feels comfy man
>>
>>172780702
>>172780702
>>172780702
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>>172779483
That picture is great. You're also correct.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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