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CDPR waifu masters edition

Gwent Standalone's closed beta is out!
>Gwent General
>>>/vg/gwt/

GOTY Edition is out !
>Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8jmm9kY4A

>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books (first six are officials) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/

>Witcher gear location, recommended mods
http://pastebin.com/jeHFgrV1
>Console Commands
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
http://gwent-cards.com/
>Witcher lore, books and all
http://pastebin.com/bRqpA093
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
>Discord server
https://discord.gg/ydW4bCR

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E
>Any new infos ?
CPDR is recruiting right now, so the game is still in early stages.
Still no release date, and we won't have one anytime soon.

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First for autistic trissfags BTFO
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Geralt and Triss OTP
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>First 3 posts are waifubattle shit

This thread sucks already
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Hey guys, new to this game, I just got to level 5.
I was wondering, is there a way to see if cat school technique is active? My damage/crit damage numbers (on the character screen) don't change if I take off armor. All I need to do to have it active is put it on one of the slots on the right, and wear -any- light armor, right?
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Ciri best grill
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>>172359452
I love them all, Trissfu, Yenfu, Ciri, Keira, Shani...long live witcherfus :3
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>tfw you'll never tongue Triss's butthole
why live..
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>>172359396
You are doing it right, it's weird you don't see a change in stats if u take off some pieces.
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>>172359396
If it's equipped It should work as long as you're wearing light armor. Check your swords dps. Honestly I never double checked if my Cat school tech worked as intended, gonna do it next time.
Never heard that it was bugged tough, so It should work.
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>>172359396
What armor are you using?
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>>172359714
I bet it tastes delicious...sometimes I envy my Geralt.
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>>172359965
Temerian set probably.
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>>172359714
>>172359974
>I bet it tastes delicious
No, cause fucking shit comes out of there degenerates..
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>>172359965
Some random stuff I collected. Is there a bonus for having all parts of the same set? I don't have anything really special yet.

>>172359845
>>172359941
Cheers, I just bought a new sword and checked again, and also swapped skills a few times, and now the numbers are changing.

Any pointers you wish you knew when you first started? I like playing fast critty characters in most games, hence the choice of skill. Is battle frenzy a good one to get too then?
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>>172360347
Nothing wrong with some butt licking and Triss takes care of her hygiene and keeps her butthole clean.
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>>172359714
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>>172360539
they don't even have toilet paper..
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I swear the soundbit of laughing children is the exact same as from rollercoaster tycoon.
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>>172360515
>Is there a bonus for having all parts of the same set?
Only for level 5 witcher sets.
Might wanna go with an alchemy - fast attack criticals build, it can get pretty crazy coupled with potions.
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>>172360515
Get Acquired Tolerance. No matter the build, just take it.
If you want to be fast and damaging go with Cat School armor+Bear school swords. Maybe by endgame consider switching Cat armor for Manticore if you're really into Alchemy and crits.
Atm I'm running a crit based Combat/Alchemy build with lot of crits and I'm close to end game. It almost trivialized the game on Death March.
Also play on Death March, It will be funnier.
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>>172360882
They have clean water and hands. Besides, I'm sure Triss has some magic way of cleaning herself.
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>>172358897
FOR RADOVID
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>>172362043
radovid did nothing wrong
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>>172361984
magic can't solve everything hygienic, just ask Keira
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>>172362167
it's a shame you can't tell keira you won't fuck her because she is too filthy. Hurts even more coming from a fucking witcher. She would have killed herself out of embarrassment on the spot.
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>>172362167
Eh, I don't really mind either way. My devotion to Triss is infinite. For all I care she can take a dump directly in my mouth :3
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>>172362385
spoken like a true cuck, enjoy the e.coli infection, and slow painful death
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dibs
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When does book 6 & 7 get official translations?
Just got them all from the paste bin, but I don't want to read fan garbage.
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Would it have been so hard to come up with something that explains why radovid suddenly goes completely mental? Maybe a failed assassination attempt on him by philippa that made him insanely paranoid?
Just give him a reason, anything. Don't make him a lunatic without any cause, it's so fucking dumb. CDPR pls. Radovid used to be so based.
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>>172362656
Death by eating too much Triss' ass...I'll take it :3
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>>172364354
He didn't go mad overnight, he was mad even in the books. He hides it in the previous games but there are hints to his true nature.
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>>172364692
Yeah, he even talks about putting sorceresses in their place in the first game, in the second his face lights with joy if you get the ending where he starts the witch hunts and even in the books he is plotting to get revenge.
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Any mod that gives a scabbard for the Iris sword? It triggers my autism that its scabbard is only half of it.
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>>172365760
That's the exact quote from TLOTL I was thinking of.
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>>172366870
Yeah, I know, that's why I posted it. I'm a Radovidfag and believe he should win the war despite being a crazy fuck.
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>>172366819
wait, nevermind. found it
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>>172367136
All our sorceress waifus would die though
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>>172367728
Only if Radovid manages to catch them. In my game, Triss is safe with Geralt in Kovir and out of Radovid's reach and Yen can take care of herself wherever she goes.
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This seems wrong.
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What happened to ghouls being at least somewhat intelligent anyway?
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just finished the blood and wine DLC.

at the end trissfu came to my garden and she just stays there i meditated 5 hours, still there...

We cant fuck ? will she leave ?

Would love to see her in the dress again, she even suggested the idea.
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>>172376953
No fucking, but she stays there permanently. She lounges on the sofa during the day and goes to sleep in Geralt's bed at night.
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These kids better not show up dead later.
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>>172378886
It depends on what decisions you make...
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>>172378285
>She lounges on the sofa during the day and goes to sleep in Geralt's bed at night.

Welp better then nothing, seeing Trissfu every now and then is lovely.

Also i have a genuine question to ask.

Why is Triss so perfect ? How is it fair to all other female characters in the universe, none of them is even close.
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>>172376857

They're cunning like animals but Vetala there is the only really intelligent one.
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>>172378285
Also i just realized i have no more content to play, google says they wont do anymore DLC's because they will focus on Cyberpunk.

A damn shame, what a great game, great experience, we should create fan-made DLC and just pay off the voice actors for their part.

The DLC as follows :
You live in Korvin and do literally nothing but fuck and cuddle with Triss and sleep.
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TRISS IS A CUTE !
A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why did that young piece of ass cucked her knight husband for an old hag, the one who stole the balls from the statue
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>>172379617
I quite enjoyed her conversation with Geralt, it was pretty much perfect. A bit of talk about Kovir, some jokes, some loving teasing, some genuine love expressions...When he started talking about Vegelbud's, how beautiful Triss looked in her dress and how it was a magical evening, I was like, yeah, that's my Geralt alright...and it feels nice coming home from doing some side quests and seeing her there.

Other women from the universe are pretty cool too, but Triss is just something special. She is a deeply flawed person in many ways, she made mistakes in the past, but she works on improving herself and she is kind, sweet, funny, smart, cute and she has the perfect chemistry with Geralt. Seeing him act all romantic and protective of her and how she embraces his love is pretty amazing.

>>172380505
All good things must come to an end and honestly, I'm happy with how everything ended, I pretty much got the perfect closure for my favorite two characters. Geralt and Triss can enjoy their retirement, they've earned it.
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>>172381038
maybe the knight sucks in bed(and not in a positive way) and the old fuck plows like a champion.
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>>172381310
he wouldn't have need to steal the statue's balls if he could fuck well

>>172381110
>All good things must come to an end and honestly, I'm happy with how everything ended, I pretty much got the perfect closure for my favorite two characters. Geralt and Triss can enjoy their retirement, they've earned it.

Yeah i guess, just don't want it to end...
Guess ill get to the books now, or witcher 1, the only gave i haven't played.
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>>172381110
also it was kind of bad that when the friendly vampire asks you where will you go now, you have only options "continue on the road" "stay on the vineyard" and "dont know", why won't Geralt tell him he will live off the rest of his live with Trissfu
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>>172381516
Yeah, play the first game, it can be a bit clunky and hard to get into, but it's definitely worth playing. You can also read the books, they are pretty good too.
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>>172381776
Eh, I didn't really care about that. Geralt's love life is his concern only. Ever since the first game(and especially in the second) I got this feeling of Geralt and Triss being on their own against the world and their love being something just between the two of them. I don't know how to describe exactly what I mean, but it's part of the special chemistry they have. It's like Geralt knows what he feels for Triss and how she feels about him and Triss knows it too, but they keep their affection for when they are alone. I really can't put words to it tbqh, it's just the feeling I have.
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?
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>>172386572
Whether you like Triss or not, trusting a source to her makes far more sense than giving him to Shani who knows nothing about magic. But do what you want, making your own decisions is more fun than letting others do it for you.
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>romance Triss
>get literally barely any notable interaction & dialogue with her anymore after her quest
Wtf CDPR...
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>recently finished all 7 books after beating the trilogy a year ago
>decided to replay the trilogy
>just beat the first game

Holy fuck did CDPR absolutely shit all over the ending of LotL. It seems like they had absolutely no idea how to implement Geralt into the games after his death so they half assed the explanation and left us with 3 great games that can only be considered great if you consider them, basically, fan fiction.

It's almost sad that I can't enjoy the games like I used to, but the books were so good it's worth it.

TL;DR Read the books, Sapkowski is amazing. That being said, you will most definitely consider the story of the games "shoehorned" if you do.
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>>172387064
I disagree, there is enough Triss romance content after Novigrad. After the waifu patch, Triss actually has more romance content than Yen in the third act. She has the KM scene, the earring scene, the fountain scene, the tent, the boat talk, the talk to Ciri during Payback as well as talk to Ciri on the boat and there is also BaW where she and Yen also get equal amount of romance content. Yen has one extra sex scene and Triss has one extra romance scene.

Yen is more involved in the main quest regarding Ciri which makes perfect sense, but as far as romance content goes, there isn't that much difference.
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>>172388009
I enjoyed the games more than the books. The games are fan fiction in regard to the original work and Sapkowski himself approved the amnesia thing. It's the only thing he was consulted about.
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I'm trying to go for the witcher ending for Ciri, but I'm a little confused, because there's different guides, but they seem to be contradictory in some parts.

Like, can you not take Ciri to see Emyhr if you want the Witcher ending? I thought as long as you didn't accept the coin it was fine, but I'm tempted to reload before I skipped going to visit him, so I can get the Nilfgaardian mare you get, but I don't want to get the Empress ending. I think I've chosen the best options so far, going off the lists I've seen, but that one bit seems to be a little confused.
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>>172388085
>After the waifu patch
Ah, I totally forgot about that. I had already played it twice beforehand and haven't replayed since, since the main game is soo long.
Tsk, guess I'll have to watch them on YT
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>>172388517
I think that if you take her to Emhyr you have to let Radvid win the war if you don't want her to become an empress. If you ignore Emhyr and not visit him, she will become a witcher.
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>>172388768
Oh, alright. Darn, I was kinda wanting the mare, but I guess that would also mean sending old Roach to the glue factory, so I guess it's for the best.

Is it possible for Redania to win, even if Radovid is killed? Because I'm not a fan of him, and want to help Djikstra with the assassination plot.
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>>172389090
The only difference between original Roche and the Nilfgaardian mare is the color.

Redania can win if you make Dijkstra king, but for that you have to kill Radovid and let Dijkstra kill Roche, Thaler and Ves.
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>>172388453

>I enjoyed the games more than the books

I disagree. The books are definitely better than the games, but the games are basically the pinnacle of story driven vidya. It's like comparing diamonds to emeralds. That being said, you can really only consider the games to be "emeralds" if they're fiction. Otherwise the plot seems shoehorned. I'm about to start 2 though, so perhaps I'll change my mind again.
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>>172389584
disagree all you want, it's your opinion
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>>172389584
Well, you are free to enjoy whatever you want more, we all have our preferences. I am not stating as a fact that games are better than books. Truth is, gaming as a medium has a lot of catching up to do if it ever wants to match literature in storytelling and it's questionable if that is even possible. I am merely saying that as an overall experience I enjoyed the games more, replayed them many times and will replay them for years to come.

Books are pretty great too, once I got started, I couldn't stop reading and I definitely think that everyone who loves the games should at least give them a chance. Continuity wise, I can accept the plot, amnesia was a decent enough excuse to give Geralt a more open personality and allow for more player input, something I personally care about a lot and something I feel is the only comparative advantage games have over books when it comes to storytelling possibilities.
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why is there so much witcher porn out there?
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>>172393731
there's porn of literally anything...
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>>172393620
One of my favorite moments in the game. A beautiful and romantic scene. Triss is adorable.
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>>172386572
>shani wants you to spoil the kid, feed him candy and let him do what he wants
>triss wants you to be strict with the kid and discipline him. also triss is a mage and alvin is a source
why would anyone choose that dumpy sow over triss?
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What am I in for?
Are there any mods that are almost mandatory? Do mods block cheevos?
Does the level scaling thing work good or not?
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>>172401087
Fun. No mods are mandatory. They don't block cheevos. It works decent enough as it makes the enemies your level,, but you still get little to no exp for quests that are 5+ levels bellow you.
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>>172401087
autoloot, friendly hud, no dirty lens,NoScreenWaterDrops, endure and wind effect toned down
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Does the level scaler thing scale down monsters that are above your level or does it just scale things below it?
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>>172404824
it only scales up the enemies bellow your level
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what are moste useful decoctations, besides ekimmara?
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>>172401087
Fun.

Avoid spoilers, it makes game even better.
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>>172409273
Eilhart sex game when
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>>172409737
Ekidna, Water Hag, Succubus, Archgriffin, Katakan, Chort,
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>>172410589
>Succubus
I don't have that one, nor the doppler one. Im not a monster.

What does it even do?
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>>172410768
Gradually increases attack during combat up ti 30%
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>>172410768
fuckable succubus mod when?!
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>>172411076
go to bed Eskel
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>>172411076
You can fuck one in tw2. As Dandelion.
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>>172388009
Well, the books had a strong narrative and a cohesive story. The games change the tone and direction with every iteration. TW1 was a shitty fanfic with recolored donut steel OCs, TW2 was a politics simulator, and TW3 tried to be a sequel to both the games and the books and the result was a bit of a mess.

That said, I still enjoyed all the books and the games. Though I vastly prefer the books' ending to BnW's waifushack shit.
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>>172411758
i know. never miss it.
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>>172411828
is it game character vs book character pic?

What do they say?

Also, I read the books long before first game, and I have to say I really didn't like the book ending. Not that it's too dark, the problem is that whole story that grows for hundrets of pages, ends within thirty by vilgefortz&co kills everyone, leftovers are finished by angry mob. I didn't like the resolution, it was a rushed mess imo.

Games aren't perfect either.

TW1 was definitely not a shity fanfic, but an attept to adapt the characters and world to a new medium - suprisingly successful. Although i didn't like the mutants part.

TW2 was indeed politics fuck you aep arse simulator, too bad finished too soon.

Similar issue I have with TW3 - most of its problems come from cutting the plot - so we have Yen, Ciri, Avallach, political plot, and some others, unresolved properly. Some might bitch about retconning the white cold into magical powder, but i think connecting it with aen elle was a good idea. The "happy endings" of the series somehow feel off, you're right. I can't imagine Geralt and Yen living happily ever after in a vineyard and, let's be honest - Triss romance is a total fanfic. Still, in that medium the bad endings hit too hard i think.

Overall both have their issues, but I have to say I'm really happy that book and story that was my obsession at school got so good vidya continuation.
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I want trissfags to die
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>cant fuck filippa
>can't fuck fringilla
>can't fuck puss peepers girl
>can't fuck dettlaff's bruxa whore
>can't fuck vivienne

can i at least fuck the duchess?
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>>172413282
>can't fuck fringilla

he fucked her already like crazy
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>>172413282
No, but my Geralt only needs Triss anyway.
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>>172412598
>is it game character vs book character pic?
Yup.

>What do they say?
Book Dandelion: I like you!

Book Ciri: That is, you...
Game Ciri: Yes.

Book Yen: You're me.

>I didn't like the resolution, it was a rushed mess imo.
I can respect that. I read the novels all at once so it didn't really feel rushed, but if I'd had to wait for years to see the end I probably would have felt more disappointed.

>TW1 was definitely not a shity fanfic
I meant how it rips parts from the books and assigns them to other characters, especially Triss and Alvin. As I said, I enjoyed all the books and the games, TW1 had a fantastic atmosphere and I liked to just witcher around like in the short stories.

>Similar issue I have with TW3 - most of its problems come from cutting the plot - so we have Yen, Ciri, Avallach, political plot, and some others, unresolved properly.
Yeah exactly. They bit off more than they could chew, I think the game would have benefited from cutting at least 40% of the open world and side quests and focusing more on the actual story and plot resolutions.

>Still, in that medium the bad endings hit too hard i think.
That's true. I think the bad ending is thematically the best but getting it after putting 150 hours into the game would have been pretty crushing, especially if it was the only option available. The empress ending sort of hit the right balance and was just bittersweet enough, too bad it's tied to papa Emhyr.

>Overall both have their issues, but I have to say I'm really happy that book and story that was my obsession at school got so good vidya continuation.
Yeah, props to CDPR, they made great improvements with every game and despite its flaws TW3 was still a great sendoff to the series.

>>172413154
me too
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A riveting story about Geralt and Triss' life in Kovir. 26 chapters, 500.000+ words, pic related

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11605759/1/The-Witcher-My-Heart-Will-Always-Recognize-You
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>>172415062
> I think the game would have benefited from cutting at least 40% of the open world and side quests and focusing more on the actual story and plot resolutions.

On the other hand side quests and open world are great parts of the game, i'd miss them.

I really can't understand why won't they expand these cut plots in EE.
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>>172415316
I wouldn't want all of it cut, just some. I loved the comfiness of Skellige but in terms of story and side content it could have all been cut without losing much (especially all those damn smuggler's caches).

>I really can't understand why won't they expand these cut plots in EE.
Because there's no business sense in wasting time and money on making free content when you can make paid content instead and still get the same kind of overwhelmingly positive reception. Sadly.
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>>172415217
>dawitcher
I remember him, he's that autist that named his rifle after Triss. Do you think he inserts it into his anus every day and pretends it's Triss' dick?
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>>172415484
>Because there's no business sense in wasting time and money on making free content

Then make it paid EE. I think everyone who played TW3 would pay for more
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>>172415217
Holy fucking shit...
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>>172415675
Don't know, but I would love to see you say that to his face and get shot by Triss.

Besides, Triss doesn't have a dick, she has a beautiful vagina.
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>>172415682
The post-launch support time was limited and they chose to dedicate it to the expansions. Once these were done only the skeleton crew remained to make bugfixes and such, the rest of the team was moved to other projects. Paid EE could have also gotten them negative press, they wouldn't want to ruin their pro-consumer reputation by making a paid EE for their final game.

I personally would have wanted an EE instead of BnW and the forsaken waifu patch but I've accepted that unfortunately CDPR has other priorities.
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>>172415863
So not only is he a retarded waifuautist but also a murderous cunt? Figures.
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>>172415953
>an EE instead of BnW

I'd be torn here. BnW has some of my fav content. Giant centipedes and vampires (including Detlaff) were my fabourite fights, Regis is one of fav NPCs, setting is good...

>waifu patch

what did it add?
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>tfw can't invite Regis to Kaer Morhen so he'd tear this faggot Eredin and his pansyboys to shreds within minutes
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>>172416114
BnW had some good content but I'd still take a properly fleshed out main story over the good bits of the DLC.

>what did it add?
Trissautists went on a screaming rampage demanding more content for their waifu so CDPR cobbled together some subpar lines like pic related to appease them. It also added a few out of place lines to Yen too iirc.
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>>172416050
I don't know him, but I assume he likes shooting his Triss rifle. Maybe he would shoot your leg, or just beat you up with it. Maybe he's a forgiving fellow, who knows...

>>172416114
>what did it add?
More content for waifus. The additions include: The KM scene with Triss/Yen, a dialogue on the boat with Triss/Yen/Ciri, a talk about Geralt's romance with Ciri during the Payback quest, a tent scene with Triss
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>>172415217
This is like pure, distilled autism. Why are Trissfags like this?
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>>172416338
I loved the additions, they were beautiful, especially the tent scene. CDPR has my eternal gratitude, they did something nice for their fans, spent their money and gave away free content. As a sign of gratitude, I bought the GOTY edition on GOG despite already owning expansion pass on Steam.
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>>172416564
Somehow Triss just attracts extreme autism, the same as Sonic.
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>>172416381
>a dialogue on the boat with Triss/Yen/Ciri
>a talk about Geralt's romance with Ciri during the Payback ques

Well lack of interaction between Yen and Ciri is one of most important issues i have with TW3, so I appreciate these tiny bits
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>>172416564
I'm a gigantic Trissfag, overshadow only by the likes of him, and I don't really have interest in reading that as it has some story directions I'm not a fan of. Still, I like to see people getting inspired by Triss and writing and enjoying stuff about her. It doesn't affect anyone and no one is forcing you to read it, so no reason to be so butthurt about it.
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>>172416727
It didn't add any content between Ciri and Yen, just waifu related shit.
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>>172415217
>pic related
>child daughter
???
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>upgrade axii for dialogue options
>never use it because I would rather solve solve it things the real way
>especially if a fight is involved

It just seems so cheap. Does axii have any worthwhile use that does not feel like cheating? Something were there is no other option? Or should i just get a potion of clearance and get my points back?
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>>172415217
this is wonderful.
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Hey Yenfags, I'm genuinely curious...how would you imagine more Yen/Ciri interactions to be added and implemented? The story is mainly told through Geralt's perspective and the player is only exposed to the stuff he sees and experiences. In the books you can easily show a scene between Yen and Ciri or any character. You can also easily express their inner thoughts and feelings, but in the games you are only limited to Geralt.

I remember back in the day, when Triss changes were confirmed, there were people advocating for more Yen/Ciri content, but I never saw one concrete example of what that would look like. Triss fans gave a list of suggestions and some of it made it to the game while the people wanting more Yen/Ciri content never did that and only said they want more content without specifying any details and focused more on bitching about Triss rather than being constructive.

I am Geralt x Triss lover for life, but I do like Yen and Ciri and would also like to see more interactions between them. I even supported their petitions. The way I see it, maybe they've could have added a Ciri sequence where Yen would play some part and have her and Ciri interacting throughout. Like Avallac'h lab scene. Maybe they could have had us playing as Ciri and have only Yen accompany her. It could have been a nice opportunity to see the two of them talk about stuff. Or if Geralt romanced Yen, they could have added a moment with all three of them. What would you like to see?

>>172418096
Well, it's fanfiction. I don't know the details of the story and how they explained it, but Geralt and Triss have a daughter named Rosie. I'm not really a fan of mamma Triss, and unlike Yen, there aren't even hints that Triss ever wanted to be a mother. There is also a lesbian relationship between Ciri and Cerys and I don't really ship them. Those two things aren't really up my alley, otherwise I would have probably read it.
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>>172418501
Triss for my Geralt, Triss Jr. for me(when she turns 18 of course).
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this hurts the pinis
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>>172418795
i want to watch he motorboat those boobies.
moar?
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This is probably the most interesting Triss fanfic I found and I'm seriously considering reading it fully. It's about Geralt finding and reading Triss' diary. It covers the events of the games and retells them from Triss' perspective. I kind of like the concept.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12107240/1/Triss-Merigold-s-Diary
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>>172419236
i fucking hope Triss is not ded.
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>>172419376
No, it's based on Geralt and Triss living happily ever after in Kovir. It's basically about Geralt secretly reading her diary while she's at work, the sneaky bastard :3
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>>172418523

you could get the ciri-played part, but also a quest were you play as Geralt and both gals are present.

Id' like to see tension between Yen and the Lodge and Yen and Emhyr about Ciri.

Some exploration of Avallach would be even more needed, as his motivations and character seem incomplete they way they are. And Yen could drag Geralt into exploring this, leading to confrontation with Ciri - basically vastly expanded version of the lab quest. Longer part betweed defeating Eredin and confronting Avallach could serve that purpose as well.

And I see no reason not to have both Yen and Ciri visiting Corvio Bianco at B&W
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>>172393731
rule 34
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>>172419058
fake boobs but still
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>>172418523
>Geralt and Triss have a daughter named Rosie
But they're both inherently infertile. I hope there's a good explanation, cause iirc Yennefer looked for a way to cure her infertility for years, so it's not an easy issue to overcome.
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>>172415217
>Trissfags even made own shitty original totally not Ciri daughterfu

dimesion-shifting-wicher-princess wasn't enough for you, huh?
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>>172419581
Seems reasonable to me. In the lab quest, Ciri even says how she though Yen was a shrew when she first met her but grew to love her or something like that when you approach them for the first time and listen to what they are talking about so there is some interaction at least but I agree, it could have been expanded.

I would have also loved more Lodge content, and the original script had Yen sell them out to Emhyr during the final battle and that is something that was cut really late in the development. There is even recorded dialogue you can play using console commands so they already had plans for the Yen/Lodge tensions.

Avallac'h was also the final boss in one of the original endings and I agree that his motivations needed more highlight. Funny thing I just remembered, in the original bad dad ending, if Geralt romanced Triss he would survive and go to Kovir and if he romanced Yen, it would play out as it currently does, possibly suggesting that Yen took Ciri death badly and either dumped Geralt or committed suicide herself.

And on the Triss side for people wanting more content with her, they could have added her to Sunstone quest with Philippa(originally she was present there) and have interactions between Triss and her two biggest loves, Phil and Geralt. It would put her in a awkward situation and it would be funny to see how she would act.
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>>172420449
>Avallac'h was also the final boss in one of the original endings

is there any more info on that? It's silly how he just disappers from the story when Ciri enters the portal
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>>172420172
I don't know how they explained it honestly, I haven't read that part but with some mental gymnastics you can say that the potion Geralt took in TW2 cured him of his infertility and that Triss somehow remained fertile(Geralt's mother is a sorceress), but I'm not a fan of that. I don't really imagine them having children at all, but if someone wants to play out that fantasy, it's not a chip of my shoulder, I'm just glad people are enjoying Trissfu :3
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>>172420571
It was part of that massive leak from 2014 I think. I had a pdf file with all of it somewhere, but can't seem to find it. If you google a bit about it, I'm sure the original thread from the official forums will pop up so you can get more info. There is a bunch of other interesting stuff that never made it to the final game.
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why the hell can't I hunt down the third crone together with witcher Ciri?
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I wish there was an ending where you help radovid find and kill philippa under the condition that he stops the witch hunts.

It's the best possible ending.
Philippa dies.
Mages live.
Radovid lives.
Redania wins the war.
Emhyr dies.
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>>172422085
>implying radovid would stop at philippa and let other mages keep any influence
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>>172422085
I wish there was ending where Phil castrates Radovid and keeps him as mind controlled puppet king
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Man, I've just started BnW after finishing the campaign and then HoS. God damn this game was some good shit, this sets a new bar for narratives in videogames surely? I'm more interested in world of the Witcher now than ever before after that mission near the end of main story where Avallach takes you to different worlds. I got the empress ending but think Ciri fighting the frost is the best ending having looked at the alternatives.
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>>172422412
a.k.a. radovid's childhood
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I wish there was an ending where Ciri softens Raodivid's heart, marries him and they end up uniting the North and Nilfgaard.
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I wish Radovid would pour honey into Philippa's eyeholes and sensually lick it away.
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>>172422578
she didn't put his mutilated tiny genitals on enchanted display cage on Tretogors main square before
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>>172420571
Yeah, I really wanted the chance to kill him or at least bully him before leaving the tower.
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>>172418481
Read it in a guide and decided to use it.
Alternative Axii in the Hattori quest, where the dwarves henchmen are very high level (something like 28 when you're 14 or something). Make them kill each other and just kill the only one left.

It was the only time I found Axii useful.
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Rumors say that Triss is so cute, that even the Unseen Elder couldn't force himself to hurt her.
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>>172423209
>he chance to kill him or at least bully him

It's not my point. I want to know what's the deal with him, and only then i might decide. Right now he's paper-thin nobody to me, i have no desire to kill or bully him, i don't really get whats the lab quest all about. He studied Ciris genealogy and had fuckbuddy who hated Ciri? So what?
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>>172423029
>well, what is it.webm
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>>172423552
He's just autistic about the Elder Blood, m8. He found Ciri and immediately wanted to impregnate her implying anyone wouldn't.

Also muh king.
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>>172423496
I'm not surprised, Triss is the cutest :3
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>>172416302
>tfw can't invite the Mirror Merchant to the Unseen Elder so he slaps him for acting like a prick
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>tfw can't invite Olgierd to Kaer Morhen
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>>172423496
>>172423682
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>>172423636
>He's just autistic about the Elder Blood
>Also muh king.

Plus add

>E-eredin is evil

That is my point - he can be defined in two sentences - the way he is he's a walking meme, and I want to see his real motivations and complex character.
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>>172423781
Olgierd was faggot, his brother was better.

>hurr durr my family lost its fortune so instead of rebuilding it i will summon a demon and sell my soul to him for shekels
>ill even kill my brother for it
>ill even abbandon my love for it
>hurr durr geralt pls help me he said he would take my soul if we go to the moon

what a fag
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>>172423797
>somebody allowed her to be tortured

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD
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>>172423797
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>>172423823
It's one of the obvious flaws with the game. Eredin and his cronies (and we can put Avallach in here too) are bland as fuck.

Eredin had everything to be a fucking badass antagonist (seeing he's been fucking you since the first game). But no. Give him 10 and call it done.

I blame Ciri for it. I think the whole story revolving around her and not Geralt sucks. Maybe a big secondary quest to find her and making the main quest all about the Wild Hunt (hunting it, finding more info on it) would be much better other than SAVE THE GIRL SAVE THE WORLDS
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>>172421914

Because simple, clean endings to anything like that aren't really what the series does.

>>172423636

Well, they can't re-connect their stellar empire and go on universe-spanning genocidal rampages without it, so...
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>>172423978
Letting the bitch get tortured is the only correct choice there, m8.
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>>172423978
To be fair, Triss has a really badass scene if you let her get tortured. It's always hard for me to decide what to do there and I love Trissfu.
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>>172424008
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>>172424013
>I blame Ciri for it.

And you're wrong.

I blame rushed release. Game needed about one year more for proper plot development - you see how they went into details and careful writing at Velen (best part of mq imo, both Baron and the Crones), started to hurry in Novigrad (long nonsence with busting out Dandelion plot which brings nothing in conclusion, and merryly lives in Novigrad ever after, with witchhunters that kept him in prison partying in his own bar, abandoned Beggar King plot), and were galloping hard ever since (rushed Skellige and KM).

Both Ciri and Eredin are victims of that.
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>>172424261
My favorite line is this one. I don't know why, but I find it terribly romantic :3
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>>172424387
Eh, good point. Still don't like Ciri that much, though. Too Mary Sue for my tastes.
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>>172424469
>don't like Ciri that much, though. Too Mary Sue for my tastes.

You're right, but thats Sapkowski's fault. I liked her even less in the books. Geralt's feelings towards her, and how she brings him together with Yen is what redeems her in my eyes
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>>172423682
Nice picture, how did you make it?
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>>172424597
I liked her when she was a kid. Had the whole spoiled princess thing, and the wonder and curiosity of a kid. Her relationship with Geralt is top tier too. I love how in the beginning he has his doubts because "I don't believe in muh destiny". Putting Yen in the picture was pretty nice, too, seing she has a hardon for being a mother and all that.
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>>172424132
>Keep your hands off!
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>>172424740
I agree.

But then her (and the whole story in my opinion) worsened significantly
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>>172424603
That was one made using Geralt Doppler mod
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>>172424597
I wouldn't say book Ciri is a mary sue, she's not OP like in the game since she can't control her abilities and for all the special traits she has she goes through equal amounts of pain and suffering. Meanwhile the game turned her into a destined disney princess daughteru who saves the world with the power of love.
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>>172425545
welp she's a dimension shifting witcher princess lesbian sorceress, it's hard to top that.

>the game turned her into a destined disney princess daughteru who saves the world with the power of love.

Again, i blame rushed release and dismembered plot at second half of the game
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>>172425729
And as I said, she can't control her abilities properly, ends up unleashing the black plague upon her world because of her dimension jumping, and gives up her sorceress powers for good. She is hunted by everyone because of her womb, not because of her own abilities. She's raped, imprisoned, constantly on the run, loses all of her friends and family. I didn't like her in the books but she's not a mary sue.

>Again, i blame rushed release and dismembered plot at second half of the game
I don't. They wrote her like that to make sure that everyone could relate to the relationship between her and Geralt. Hard to do that if your daughteru is a ruthless murderous bandit.
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>>172425729
You exaggerate.
>dimension shifting
Only one segment of the books and it took great effort, caused the catriona plague and she couldn't even do it without the help of a sorceress.
>witcher
Not true. Was just raised by one.
>princess
This is correct.
>sorceress
Not true. Only raised by one.
>lesbian
No, just confused or bisexual at best.
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That feel when i am about to do my second playthrough in polish.
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>>172426706
fuck off you ruin my story
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>>172427378
You should do one in japanese with Geraruto-san and Shiri-chan :3
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>>172428269
fuck off weeb
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>>172429329
Ok but only if you beat me in Gwent
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>>172427378
>much better geralt
>much better regis
>better triss, yen, ciri, annarieta
ffs it even has better Roach voice
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Hi, I've made a new OC and I wanted to share her with you.
Her name is Cirilla Fiona Ellen Riannon and she's a sorceress but also a witcher. Moreover she's the princess and the rightful heir of the biggest empire known to man. She also possess a unique power that NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE (copyright It now) that allows her to be the queen of space and time.
Also everytime she's in scene she oneshots everything and get shit done.
When she's not present all the other characters do nothing but worrying about her, wondering where she went and talking about how much they love her. Also whoever wish her harm or disagree with her is automatically evil.
Also she has white hairs and a badass scar in her eye.
Her fight style is based on teleporting behind u.
Hope you like it!
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>>172362043
Radovid sucks flacid cock
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>>172365760
I don't appreciate Radovid's witchhunt for all things non-human and supernatural, but I can't deny he's fucking based. Probably the most based character in the game. Could never ever murder him.
Also fuck Roche for selling out to Nilfshits. Like mother like son
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>>172379065
Which decision is that?
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>>172431241
don't cheat, let the consequences of your actions unfold
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>>172411828
>Though I vastly prefer the books' ending to BnW's waifushack shit.
That's why you dump both hags and go for Dandelion ending
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>>172431286
Nigga, i've already finished the game. the baron got his wife back, although I don't remember the kids even being mentioned again. Just tell me what decision it was
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>>172424965
Wish I could actually get that to work on mine.
Seems like a chore to get it and all my other mods to work on gogs goty version. Unification didn't do shit
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>>172430581
kekked/10

>queen of space and time

This reminded me: could she fuck over le mirror merchant ?
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>>172430581

She will also be literally incapable of doing anything for herself and be hilariously BTFO by enemies Geralt could beat in his sleep.

She's really not a Mary Sue. I seriously don't get why anyone would say shit like that when Geralt points out she can't beat Imlerith, Caradin, or Eredin because she's not even good enough to beat him and then is shown to be absolutely right about it.
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>>172430581
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>>172431695
no. at most she could evade him at will
bitch is naive as fuck, too. O'Dimm would just ruse her into oblivion
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>>172431491

If you free the tree creature they escape the bog when it goes on a rampage and show up in the school you visit during the quest to find Dandelion in Novigrad. If you kill the beast the Crones eat them.

>>172431695

Geralt can't beat what's in the spoiler, like fuck Ciri would be able to.
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>>172431949
Hm... I released the creature, but don't remember them being in that school. Also I thought saving the wife and saving the children was mutually exclussive
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>>172431949
>Geralt can't beat what's in the spoiler, like fuck Ciri would be able to.

Because she has power over his favourite tool, the time itself. Geralt reference is irrelevant, because this would be fight far beyon swordflinging
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>>172432110
Ciri can only teleport in time. O'Dimm can actually make the time stop so he could easily fuck her shit up if he wanted.
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>>172432940
>Ciri can only teleport in time

do we really know her limits? Let's presume she trains with Avallach for few years more...
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>>172432042

Sorry, I fucked up.

If you free the creature the kids escape and you can't help Anna. If you kill it they eat the kids and you can help Anna.

>>172433386

Still can only teleport in time or space. That's all being a Source means, and she was never particularly good at it any way.
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>>172432940
>he could easily fuck her shit up if he wanted
If I could stop time, I would too
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>>172433806
>If you free the creature the kids escape and you can't help Anna.

At lest she gets sane for few moments, and forgives Baron. I don't get it why he kills him after that,

>That's all being a Source means,

She's not
>a Source
she's a marvel of elven genetic manipulation, i think she'd be capable of way more with proper training
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>>172433967

Ciri is stated to be a Source many times in the books and games, anon.

That aside, her main gift is moving through time and space. She can't stop time or necessarily even change it. Alvin in the first game was also a time and space travelling Source but he wasn't able to change the present or future despite the whole game being about his attempts to do so.
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>>172435331
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>>172435631
Whatever makes you happy :3
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>>172435631
>that hairstyle
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>>172435331
fuck off with the painting filter you ansel cuck
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>go to see the Elder Vampire
>expect me to be able to fight him and win
>geralt has no "cocky" reply to him which he usually does for everyone
>asked him 2 questions and got btfo

pretty nice desu
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>>172436489
I love my Triss princess filter :3
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>>172437138
More
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>>172434645
I didn't imply she's not a source. Thing is, she is far more than just a source, incomparable to any world has seen before. That's why we can't be sure how far her power over time really reaches
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>>172437138
if you dont delet this right now we will have a problem
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>>172437138
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>>172437565
are you gonna cry or something?
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wowowowowowo you can fuck syanna ?
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>>172431559
I never had problems with it although I don't use that many mods so I guess there is no conflict.
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>>172437989
Yeah, naturally my Geralt turned her down though. No cheating on Trissfu.
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>>172437565
got what she deserved, should've given her the Ves treatment & raped her too
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>>172438185
who else can you fuck in blood and wine ?

in my path i couldnt fuck anyone
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>Yenfags getting super butthurt about Triss
pottery
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Aged like wine.
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>>172437138
plz cont
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>>172438471
aaah yes it did :3 so comfy atmosphere.
actually feels like the books.
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>>172438406
>they can't post Yen because she is disgusting so they turn to abusing Trissfu

pathetic
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>>172438389
You can fuck 3 prostitutes and Syanna, but to me Syanna's sex scene feels like it was put in just for the sake of having someone new to fuck. Shani remains the best side romance. Turned her down too though, being faithful to Triss is the only way for my Geralt.
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>>172438684
>Shani remains the best side romance.

Yeah i was hoping i could fuck her while the ghost was in me, but she wouldn't put up to him, so i fucked her after he left.

Hope trissfu will forgive me, the fucking mirror merchant went full "yolo 360 blaze it, its only 1 night enjoy yourself" and i listen to him god damn it.

I don't fuck whores tho, ever, im faithful to Trissfu, didn't even fucked Yen.
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why are trissautists so fucked in the head?
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>>172438683
Eh, who cares, have a sweet Trissfu. Hate is a waste of time, it's all about love :3

>>172438851
>Hope trissfu will forgive me
Of course she will, she can't stay mad at Geralt.

>I don't fuck whores tho, ever, im faithful to Trissfu, didn't even fucked Yen.
Same here. My Geralt never cheated on Triss once during the whole trilogy.
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>>172437530

>incomparable to any world has seen before.

Alvin displays far more mastery of his gifts in the first game than Ciri ever did. Better fighter, too.
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>>172438683
Yen is true love
Pathetic is Triss having to use magic & amnesia just to get a proper fuck, and still end up getting dropped in the end.
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>>172439394
Maybe in your game, in mine she and Geralt are like two peas in a pod, living a happy blissful life in comfy Kovir.
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>>172439565
>muh fanfiction
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>>172439394
kek, this
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>>172439983
kys
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Do you think Ciri goes around villages taking peasant young boys' virginities just like her mother Yen?
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>>172439983
Y U DOIN DIS?!
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>>172439721
I got to choose it in the game, see it play out and enjoy the experience. It was a beautiful journey spanning three games and it ended just like I always wanted. I'll relive it for years to come. Why do you care anyway? Choose Yen in your game and enjoy instead of getting upset over other people's choices.
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>>172440141
No, she takes after her big sis who likes to fuck farting old men in her free time. :3
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Yenfags on suicide watch.
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>Yenfags butthurt level
100%
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>>172440186
>that art
What were they thinking? They both look goofy as hell.
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>>172440364
I'd like to eat Triss' farts :3
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i am downloading The.Witcher.Enhanced.Edition-SKIDROW to play witcher 1, are there additional mods or patches that will make my gameplay better ?

Also do people attempt to make witcher 1 work on the new engines ?
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>>172440380
Agreed, I'm really glad I made the right choice and picked the lovely miss Triss Merigold, the sexiest princess in all of witcher lands :3
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>>172440364
>soiling towels
What did he mean by this?
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>>172440635
She has a scat fetish, Blood of Elves really goes into detail about that whole deal
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>>172440582
>Triss Merigold, the sexiest princess in all of witcher lands :3
This, Trissfu is the best :3
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>>172440364
what a skank, how could anyone settle with used goods
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>>172440815
Triss BTFO tbhonest
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Sometimes, Triss gets gassy and farts while in bed with Geralt. She always gets embarrassed and blushes and it makes my Geralt smile.
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>>172440815
they're into burn victims. it's a strange fetish but eh, to each their own.
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>>172439983

Why do people insist on spamming this? There are plenty of legends and "people say X" things in the books and games that turn out to be wrong, why would you expect that to be definitive?
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>>172440565
pls answer
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What's the difference between Triss and Yen fans?
There is none, both obsess over Triss :3
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>>172441097
Who cares about some silly legend when Geralt proves through words and actions that he loves Triss and goes to live with her in Kovir. The rose is hardly relevant in that scenario.
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>>172438471
do you screenshot of same angle but from W3?
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>>172441212
If you faggots stopped shitting up the threads, no one would care about your mediocre waifu.
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>>172441212
The only reason Triss even gets mentioned is cause of the sole autistic basement dwelling Trissfag that spams every thread.
Like seriously wtf, dude is here every single day. Dude needs a job and a life.
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>>172440565
>>172441142
Just play it vanilla. From the smaller ones I like the mod that increases movement speed and the one that gives unlimited inventory stacks but ymmv.

>Also do people attempt to make witcher 1 work on the new engines ?
Nope.
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>>172441434

I mean, it's not like if he gave the bloody thing to Yen it would have lasted either. True love in the books and games is a whole other level entirely, Geralt and Yen are constantly fighting, breaking up, and making up throughout.

"Hurr not twuu wuv" is fucking retarded.
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>>172441212
every third post is about her. you obsessed waifufaggots post the same shit every post except it has a slightly different picture. hard for the 'conversation' not to be about her
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>>172441510
>>172441510
So basically, you are butthurt by Triss, nothing new there...and without Triss love this thread would have died already.
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>>172441671
>it's not like if he gave the bloody thing to Yen it would have lasted either
Yeah, if you ignore the entire book series, sure.
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>>172441829
"Without trissfagging this thread about trissfagging wouldnt exist!". if that's the case then let it fucking die.
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>>172441595
>Just play it vanilla.
where can i find them :/
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>Tfw no qt skellige girl option to fuck
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>>172441829
>this thread would have died already.
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>>172441671
Like I said, who cares, the game clearly allows you to prove the legend wrong, otherwise my Geralt wouldn't end up happily ever after in Kovir with Triss.
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>>172441510
>>172441520
>>172441689
fucking this

>>172441829
you waifufags drove away all the regulars who used to post here. I should know because I was one of them and only just returned today. all the old guys are gone because of the waifu spam. I can't believe you're seriously too retarded to understand that. or maybe I can. no sane person could spend over a year spamming the same shit every single day over and over and over and over again without wanting to kill himself
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Has Triss ever cheated on Geralt,? can't remember
I know Yen has though
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>>172441956

>Yeah, if you ignore the entire book series, sure.

This would be the books where she literally treats him like shit and cucks him with another dude, right?

I'm not saying Geralt didn't love her. I *am* saying that True Love in the books and games isn't that kind of relationship. So if he had given her the Rose, it would have wilted as well. Using it to argue over waifu points is moronic in the extreme.
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>>172442148
>the game clearly allows you to prove the legend wrong
Following that logic, try to defend this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmbAIRgS9x8&ab_channel=CJake3
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>>172442346

They were never really together in the books and she didn't in the games.
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>>172442430
my sides. trissfags BTFO
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>>172442489
and how does she make her """"""""""""""""fortune"""""""""""""""" in Kovir ?

Kings advisor, lmao more like king's personal semen demon
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>>172441998
The thing is, I like Trissfagging. If you don't enjoy the thread, you can just leave. It's not like you are trapped here and thread dying is the only way for you to leave. You are basically bitching about other people liking something you don't. For all I care, stay and cry away, I think it's funny and I do like to see Triss causing strong reactions among people. I'm too indifferent to Yen to even bother with something like that.
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>>172442383
>Ignoring the ending
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>>172442039
you can fuck a skellige girl actually. just not cerys
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>>172442583
>implying waifuautists actually read the books
They read summaries of the short stories on wiki and then claim to know everything. They're really easy to spot too, kek.
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just finished blood and wine

what a shitty ending

duchess is a cunt, syanna a qt

ddetllaf also a shit
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>>172442430
It's a game over scenario. You can't get that scene and complete the game. Besides, Triss saved Geralt's life 5 minutes prior to that scene, using all of her energy, so it's not like she could do anything anyway. It's a legitimate outcome if you choose to end the game there though.
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>>172442581
>I'm too indifferent to Yen to even bother with something like that.

The reason for this being that she is not posted about incessantly by obsessed retards.

But whatever, keep shitting up thread with your happy-go-lucky garbage and bait.
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>>172442430

>woman who can't rescue her beloved turns her face away so she doesn't have to watch him die, news at 11

>>172442583

Geralt can also end up perfectly happy with Triss, or just following the Path alone. It really doesn't prove anything.
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>>172442787
>ddetllaf also a shit

>fell in love with a bitch
>she used me as a dog on a leash
>hurrr durrr i must kill all humans

literally a 12 year old emo kid
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>>172442263
>I was one of them and only just returned today
I know, the level of butthurt increased dramatically.
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>>172442953
i'm just glad i could cuck him, cloud sex was 10/10

sylvia is truly best anna
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>>172442920
I get it, seeing Triss pictures triggers you. Sorry, I don't care, grow a thicker skin.
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>>172442939
Yen dies trying to heal Geralt's severe wounds but Triss can't be bothered to snap a small rope with magic.
>trissfags will defend this
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>>172439983
Shit nigga I just realized something.
Isn't Olgierd and Iris's rose a Rose of Rememberance?
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>>172440738
sorceresses don't poop
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>>172443221
Whatever, fag.
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>>172443434
Ohhhhhhhhh boy do I have news for you sunshine. But the good thing is that Eskel still loves her all the same, violent bouts of diarrhea or not, so it's ok.
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>>172443312
Triss directly saved Geralt's life 7 times. At Thanedd, when Adda was about to execute him, after the Azar Javed fight, during Salamandra base invasion, when dragon attacked the caste La Valette, when Iorveth's elves attacked, during the KM battle when he was getting overwhelmed by the Wild Hunt.

Yen tried saving his life and failed.
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Yenfags and Trissfags both agree that Ciri is best girl.

So, here you are.
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My Geralt and Triss like to surprise each other with small details of affection :3
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>>172443423
Why is this slag grabbing my boy Eskel?!
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>Yenfags gone mad with rage, Triss finally pushed them over the edge, kek
Please more, your salty tears are delicious
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"Again were seen Triss Merigold and the witcher Eskel from Kaer Morhen, sneaking, arms linked, into the garden summerhouse. There were no doubts now that it was really them..."

>>172444094
It's true love you faglord
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>>172443983
more of them in toussaint
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>>172443967
Reeeeee Philippa you blind nigger get away from triss she belongs to Eskel reeeeeeee!!
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>>172443313
that rose was violet, RoR is red
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>>172444212
Here you go friend. I love how Geralt places his hand of her peachy cheek before giving her a tender kiss :3
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My heart fucking MELTS bc of these two. and i know i'm not the only one~
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>>172444567
can you make some of them attending balls and dinners ?
triss loves them
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>>172442826
>using all of her energy
HAHAAHAHAHAHA
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A webm of their romantic evening in Toussaint.
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>>172444789
dont bully trisfu for being weak, shes doing her best you monster !
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(@ picture: Romantic af)

>>172444789 hey dude
Stop bullying Eskel's wife, she's the youngest sorceress and her efforts are impressive, anyway what matters is that she's perfect in bed and Eskel really appreciates that, tyvm
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Every other sorceress is a shit!
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>>172444789
Well, Triss is a less powerful sorceress than Yen. Nothing wrong with that.

>>172444752
Sure, I can make anything :3
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>>172444981
eskel is a junkie that fucks goats

seems fitting he ends up with another degenerate
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>>172444958
Luckily, Geralt is there to protect her. One of my favorite things about their romance is how protective he gets, not to mention showing his sweet and romantic side. Trissfu truly brings out the best in him :3
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>>172444789
>yen keeps out sub-zero temperatures and an entire army of interdimensional elves and only passes out after a considerable amount of time
>triss blocks a dussin arrows and fucking dies
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One of my favorite Geralt x Triss fantasies is them traveling together on horseback between Kovir and Toussaint and having many interesting adventures along the way. Sometimes they just set camp and make love under the stars :3
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>>172445113
Speaking of powerful sorceress, it's a shame we couldn't save Sile
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>>172445221
And geralt fucks his DAUGHTER lmao

Get real, Eskel is a good man and he's happy with his waifu and he enjoys his laifu
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>>172445693
>And geralt fucks his DAUGHTER lmao

i wish
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>>172445681
Yeah, Sile was great. The only sorceress my Geralt would consider cheating Triss with. Oh, who am I kidding, my Geralt would never cheat on Trissfu :3

Sile is still awesome though.
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Hey guys, when is the witcher movie coming out?
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>>172445363
and the cute way she says "geralt you didn't needed to do that", but you just know she is glad you are there and helping her.Meanwhile that bitch Yen forced you to go on a fucking Geenie hunt and didn't even tell you about it until you were half-way there.
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>>172445871
She should have showed up before he got rid of his amnesia, then he would have surely fucked her without a second thought
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>>172446015
should've fucked her before amnesia desu

she deserves a little punishment for getting a tat and whoring around with a knife ear
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So why did triss take advantage of geralt when he had amnesia? her craving for wolf dick was too strong?
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so what got cut from W3 anyone got a list?
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>>172445980
Oh yeah, Triss loves when Geralt goes all alpha for her. That's one of the reasons I love their romance so much, Geralt treats Triss with such care and love, it's beautiful to see :3
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Pure...and innocent... true love... whenever they're apart their souls ache for one another... only when they're together do they find the will to march forward...together...together towards the dazzling, beautiful future (tfw the word 'dazzle' is still ruined for me by Twilight LOL)
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>>172443312

Triss is shit at healing and exhausted herself with the shield outside of Flotsam. But nice job cherry-picking.

>>172445980

Best line and reaction in the game. Magic'sfucking gone, bitch. Now what?
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>>172446337
Yep agreed, daddy's punishment for being a naughty little girl would have been the best. Fucking missed opportunity
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>>172442787
How did it end for you?
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>>172446447
>Best line and reaction in the game. Magic'sfucking gone, bitch. Now what?

This.Plus keep in mind that Yen and Geralt were literally bonded with magic, yet still the whore Yen cheated on Geralt, while Triss as pure and wonderful she is didn't cheat on him even tho they weren't even in a "relationship"
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>>172446385
She didn't force my Geralt to do anything, he was the one who initiated the romance and seduced her. Triss even tried talking about his past but he refused. He gave her a ring, wrote her love letters, planned a retirement with her.

>>172446447
>Magic'sfucking gone
It was kind of sad to see her denial though.
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Fucking H O T
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>>172446767
>It was kind of sad to see her denial though.
The only part i felt a bid sad for Yen was when i triggered her too hard about Triss that she tp'ed in the middle of the lake.
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>>172446767
But should't she have refused his advances if he was with Yen? was he even with her then? i dont know much about the lore
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Best Istredd reference in game. The timing is perfect. Like, 'Hey Geralt, remember that guy Yen cheated you with? Good, now meet Triss'
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>I would kill 100 geenies if that means i will finally get rid of this crazy bitch

Geralt was afraid to btfo Yen earlier because he was afraid Yen would hurt Triss, since she is crazy bitch and more powerful then Trissfu
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>>172446738
>>172446767
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Fuck y'all fat mouthbreathing losers with your crappy ships, the one and only OTP coming through right here
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>>172446767

>It was kind of sad to see her denial though.

I'm not totally heartless but as the saying goes, be careful what you wish for. I think that both them being in love and them only being together because of the wish are valid readings with support in the text but honestly everything about Yen grates on me so being able to nope out of there works for me. YMMV.
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>>172446943
Last time Triss saw them, they both died. Triss could have been more insistent in bringing up Geralt's past before starting a relationship with her, despite him refusing to hear about it the first time she tried. It's a shady thing for sure, but Triss couldn't resist Geralt's advances, being desperately in love with him for years. Still, Geralt was the one who took the initiative.

>>172446859
Honestly, I thought it was hilarious. I like angry Yen, she is funny.
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>>172446943

I think we can safely assume that they have conversations that aren't represented in the game.

Geralt by that point has recovered his memories. He knew that Yen had recovered her memory fast and rather than trying to find him she tried to seduce one of the Vipers. And then when she does hear he's back instead of going after him she sits around in luxury at Emhyr's behest.

It's not exactly as though Yen did much to show she gave a shit about Geralt. And whether he tells Triss that directly or not, I'm pretty sure he'd have made it clear they weren't together.

I do The Last Wish before Triss' quests most of the time though.
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Hey buddies. All of you -- that means every single one of you faggots reading this right now -- all of you have fucking shit taste. Without exceptions. My taste and mine alone is the only good taste. And I ship the one true motherfucking power couple, the only correct ship of the entire series ------- Triss x my nigga Eksel 4 lyf
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>>172447136
I don't deny their love being real in the books and I'm not a big fan of the wish explanation, but my Geralt fell in love with Triss, realized he would rather be with her and moved on. Yen is ok, but her romance to Geralt does nothing for me, it's boring if I'm being honest.
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>>172447594
this

As i said the cute replies Triss tells him when he saves her or defends her, makes me feel he is himself then, however when you defend Yen for example i feel like he is doing it only to get a reaction out of her "Good dog/bad dog".
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>:3
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>>172446686
went to fairyland, chose to get sylvia for bait, killed dettlaff, helped the sisters make up in hopes of a 3some, was thoroughly disappointed

also cucked that knight out of a relationship with vivienne

the whole questchain was pretty meh, i was expecting something more exciting, instead i got an edgy butthurt retard for the final boss
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>>172447817
should have went to the elder

pretty spooky
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>>172447509
>I do The Last Wish before Triss' quests most of the time though.
Same here. I like wrapping up things with Yen before declaring love to Triss. I do the ball quest, they kiss and Geralt starts realizing Triss is the one. He then finishes things with Yen and returns to make Triss his wife :3
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>>172447774
Aaaaaaaa the meme arrows messed up my mischievous emoticon! Bad 4chan, bad boy!
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>>172447509
>she tried to seduce one of the Vipers
Her memory was still gone at that point, you faggot.
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>>172447880
will do that, planning to make the opposite choices in my next playthrough
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>>172447749
Triss and Geralt treat each other like true partners, like equals. Sometimes Geralt takes charge, sometimes Triss does, but it's always teamwork.

With Yen, Geralt acts like a dog.
With Triss he acts like a lion.

No disrespect to dogs or lions, both great animals.
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>>172447981

Actually they don't make it clear. Either way it's secondary to her being able to teleport to him at will, or at any point over the what, two years or so since getting back teleporting to Kaer Morhen since he always goes there for winters, or send him a message.

"Oh yeah lol I've been here longer than you and remembered you first but couldn't be fucked to come find you" is hardly a great argument for her caring strongly about him.
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As I was coloring this picture I realized a strange thing. I really want Triss's eyebrows to be the exact same color as her hair. Beautiful vibrant red, reminds me of the jalapeno enemy from plants vs zombies. Anyway, that was just an interesting observation I made
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>>172448521
I can understand Yen not wanting to contact Geralt due to him being with Triss and stuff, but not contacting him for six months after learning about Ciri and only going to him when she failed finding Ciri herself is much worse. If Emhyr didn't force her to look for Geralt, she probably wouldn't contacted him for lord knows how long.
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>>172448521
She can't just teleport to him without knowing his location, that's not how it works. Only Ciri would be able to do that.
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>>172448521
They do make it clear. She got her memory back with the help of Emhyr.
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>Geralt
After defeating the Wild Hunt and setting Ciri free, to do whatever she want's, Geralt for the first time in long time felt real happiness.The witcher let Ciri to her adventures and settled with his love Triss in Kovir.Geralt felt happy and free with Triss, as for Yen, it's been years since he last taught of her, after the Geenie lifted his spell Geralt felt like a rock fell down from his heart and he was finally set free

>Ciri
Ciri was finally free, she became a witcher.She finally got the chance to roam free and explore the world like she always did.Yet she never forgot to visit Geralt and Triss at least once a year, later on she even joined them on their vacations in Toussaint's estate.They would spend the days and nights drinking wine, while Ciri told them her adventures, the monster's she's slain and the people she encountered.In these moments Geralt felt happier then ever.
Ciri would gossip in private with Triss about her affairs and her love live, since Geralt is still overprotective about the both of them.They would still however poke him around on that topic.Ciri never really liked Yen, she loved her, but she knew that their relationship was fake.She always looked at her as her mother, but only as her mother-in-law.At first when Geralt went with Triss, Ciri didn't know what to think, she didn't exacly approved it, but with time, she realized that him and Triss are the perfect match.

>Yen
As for Yennifer, after defeating the Wild Hunt she went back to suck the cock of the emperor, unfortunately for her, King Radovid had huge success against the emperor and even before she managed to suck the first drop of semen from the Emperors cock, he was assasinated and she was captured.She was then exchanged to King Radovid's dungeons for a Nilfgaardian nobles.She was to be burned at the stakes, unfortunately for her, the battalion didn't decided to burn her with the rest of the sorceresses and she was kept and used a cum dumpster for the entire army forever.
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Hnnnnng~
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>>172449213
>this is the current state of /wtc/
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>>172448762
i just want to spoon up with her before sleep and whisper good night little sister in her ears.
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>>172449731
>>172449648
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>>172449056

I was under the impression that she got it back naturally and quickly but ultimately it doesn't matter that much. She had a long time and the freedom to go after him but doesn't.

>>172448876

It's as easy as shit for her to find him, anon. The Wolves all go back to Kaer Morhen each winter, and she knows where Kaer Morhen is. She also knows he's active in and around the Northern Kingdoms with it being very probable she's being kept appraised of what's going down during the second game so she could have teleported to Loc Muinne.

Geralt is easy as fuck to find if she wants, he's a living legend and Dandelion was never far away. Like holy shit, how long did it take Ciri to start looking up her old friends? Yennefer could easily have done the same thing.
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>>172358897
Man, Anna Henrietta is kind of a cunt.
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>>172450015
>muh everything i say and think must be true

thats why the fucking bitch died, told her not to get close to her sister.
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Das it mane, my kokoro has gone all doki doki.

>>172449802
Aww, that's cute! I only ship her with Eskel but you can spoon with her from time to time, I'll allow it~
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This thread is all about Triss. I LOVE IT
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>>172450015

She's flawed and a bit naive, but I'll give her props for venturing into danger a number of times to defend her people.

Pity Foltest died, those two would have been a good pairing.
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>>172450112
i can let her die? what'll happen to sylvia? who's gonna be head of state?
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>>172451391
>but I'll give her props for venturing into danger a number of times to defend her people.

are you kidding me ?
her sister singlehandedly slaughtered half of the dutchy and she wouldn't even give her a normal trial because "muh sister"
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Sometimes it's worth reading the quest descriptions. This literally describes my Geralt to a word. Nice job CDPR.
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>>172451687
you find proof that her sister was the murderer and her last victim was the dutchess herself.

when you tell her she goes full "i dont believe it etc.."

then you tell her to be careful and not get near her sister because her sister literally told you "i would do it all over again if i could".

then the stupid bitch summons her sister from the dungeon and even tho the guards didnt want to let her get near, she told them to let her pass because she wanted to hug her sister, then her sister takes a pin from her hair and cuts her throat, the guards kill her sister but too late, both of them die and regents rule the dutchy thats how it ends
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>>172444390
BEST BOY DESERVES BETTER THAN THAT LIMEY CUNT REEEEEEEEE
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How do you think the war with Nilfshits would have gone if Radovid was the one assassinated instead of Foltest?
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>tfw ciri calls the emhyr "papa" if you let her go there
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in hos when you do the auction quest, you can meet papa vesemir's exgf

can you hookthem up if you do it before the battle at km? broke my heart when i had to tell the old bat he was already ded
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>>172457627
>tfw you know she fills her womb with hot cum everynight since the day you parted in White Orchard
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this is why i prefer yennefer. triss is just so annoying to me. she is all like, when can we leave, i have work in kovir! yen decided to retire from her work and is just happy to be there with geralt!
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>>172458812
I feel that the ending with Yen is better. Triss cares only for herself. Want's to go to Kovir to pursue her career, while the Yennefer ending is only about Yennefer being with Geralt. Funny how through the whole game it feels the other way around. Triss want's to be with Geralt while Yen want's to do her own stuff. I guess it's good that they made it this way.
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>>172457476
your mum is shit you faggot

anyway, really depends on what you did with henselt in witcher 2

nilfgaard steamrolled temeria and aedirn because they had no rulers so if henselt's ded i guess they'd advance on the northeast front and take over kaedwen, redania is either overtaken by sigi or foltest

if hensel'ts alive him and foltest probably split redania between themselves
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Can we put aside waifufagging for a moment and discuss something else? Just ignore the trissautist.
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>>172462552
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>>172462552
i would ignore him if trissfu wasnt so god damn cute
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>>172462552
sure

how about we talk about triss being such an inferior sorceress that hey made her gwent card close combat because she's only good for fodder

even cynthia made it to range combat kek
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>>172463368
>>172463604
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>>172451727
Honestly, it's more like she slaughtered half the Duchy. Maybe if she hadn't made Syanna leave Dettlaff hanging, he wouldn't have even killed her at the end.
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>>172463307
Cute! :3
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>>172463840
>she hadn't made Syanna leave Dettlaff hanging

the fuck was up with that

dettlaff bailed and said he's gonna wait for 3 days

2 cutscenes later city's being raped by vampires
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Has anyone seen the Pan Twardowski movie? It's on youtube and it supposedly influenced HoS a lot.
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W2 Triss, is best looking Triss.
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>>172463368
Trissfu is the cutest gal in the whole world :3

>>172464467
I love her tW2 outfit, but her TW3 face is just too adorable. Not to mention her facial expressions are probably the best in the game.
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>>172464467
Trissfu looks like goddess everywhere.
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>>172464410
>no subs
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>>172464179
My guess is that Geralt and Regis assumed that she would point blank refuse and so didn't even mention it as an option. It was probably a correct assumption given how dismissive she is of Dettlaff the entire story.
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>>172457476

Foltest was smarter than Mad Rad the Lad so could probably have united the North beneath him.

>>172457646

You can say he's still alive. I think she makes you promise not to mention her to him.

>>172459032

The Yen ending is all about Yen getting everything she wants. Geralt is absolutely hers, gives up hunting, does nothing but what she says and what she wants, the exact reason they kept breaking up all the time in the books because he didn't want to be tied down like that.

Meanwhile with Triss he hunts when he feels like it and they compromise on things.
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>>172464656
I can stand behind this. Her eyes, nose, lips, freckles, thick hair...I suspect Trissfu might actually be an angel.
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>>172464780
>not speaking perfect kurwa after 10 fucking years
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>>172464930
>he didn't want to be tied down like that
Did you even read the books? Geralt left in the middle of the night because he has some deep-rooted fears of commitment. By the end of the books, he wants to retire from being a witcher and spend time with Yen.
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>>172464930
>Meanwhile with Triss he hunts when he feels like it and they compromise on things
Triss also got her dream ending. She has the job that makes her happy and she has her perfect husbando Geralt. My Geralt was so glad to support her in following her dreams. And I also like that Geralt gets to do an occasional contract and that their friends visit them. I imagine Zoltan and Dandelion coming from time to time and all of them sitting long into the night, drinking and reminiscing of the adventures they had.
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>>172465032
>polish dubs
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Who needs Triss or Yen when you already have your groomedfu?
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I can't find a single torrent. Should I just download the youtube video and add subs?
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>>172465304

>By the end of the books, he wants to retire from being a witcher and spend time with Yen.

>This is why he never actually retires from Witchering and never settles down! Even without considering how the only thing that made him finally settle down with her was literally dying and being stuck on a plane of existence where the only people who exist are Geralt and Yen! Please also ignore how she treats all his other friends like shit and drives them away in the game!

I'mnot even Trissautist, but holy shit anon.
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>>172465768
>360p
Just forget about it, mate.
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Are the books worth reading?
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let's say geralt ends up with either yen or triss

sorceresses can live a lot longer than witchers

how would the relationship be when geralt gets old as fuck? or would he learn magix for his waifu and live together for hundreds of years?
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>>172466243
Most are garbage. Last Wish and Sword of Destiny are the only ones worth reading at least imo
Once the story becomes about Ciri and a central core narrative instead of loosely connected vignettes about Geralt it all goes to shit.
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>>172466484
>sorceresses can live a lot longer than witchers

How much longer Vesemir is pretty fucking old and he's only middle aged looking.
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>>172466126
>wikifags
He literally hangs up the sword in the tavern. Not to mention that he constantly moans about being a witcher and doesn't even have a medallion.
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>>172466243

The translations are pretty uneven. The early ones are by Danusia Stok and are as stodgy and obtuse as fuck. The newer ones by French are supposed to be a lot better.

I mostly read the fanslations. I have the newer ones sitting around for when I get to them but my post-grad degree is kicking my ass right now.
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Trissfu has many talents :3

>>172466126
I don't see Geralt and Yen ending lasting long. Once the honeymoon phase wears off, they will start arguing again and being stuck in a small vineyard with only each other won't help.

Triss' ending is more varied. They have two houses, Geralt still does an occasional contract, their friends come and visit, when they get tired of city life they can go on a romantic vacation in Toussaint and charge their batteries. Sometime Geralt would probably go alone while Triss does her thing in Kovir, and once they start missing each other they can reunite again. It's perfect amount of peace with just enough variety not to make it stale after a while.
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>>172466243
Yeah, great stuff. I only read half of them and the listened to the rest, the audiobooks by Peter Kenny are great.
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>>172466484
I don't recall it being stated that sorceresses live longer than the witchers. The main reason why witchers rarely reach old age is because they get killed all the time. They can both live for hundreds of years.
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>>172466749
>Once the honeymoon phase wears off
They've been together for 20 years and are both a century old. They're practically an old couple at this point.
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>>172467447
>together
and out of those 20 years they have actually been together what ? a month ?
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>>172466615
don't know m8, forever? sorceresses don't show any visible signs of aging while witchers do


>>172467041
philippa and vesemir should be around the same age and vesemir clearly looks older so i think they do live longer
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>>172467617
Why don't you read the books to find out, you faggot?
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>>172467790
>philippa and vesemir should be around the same age
What?
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>>172462552
>not filtering triss*u
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>>172467795
>geralt will never carry you on his strong shoulders

why live?
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>>172466627

>oh no, someone else has read the books! better call them a wikifag and try to discredit them!

Geralt tries a bunch of times to settle down and live with Yen. It works a grand total of zero times because she's a controlling, shrieking, harpy bitch who won't give him and privacy even in his own head, much less let him do anything he enjoys doing. They have a honeymoon phase but it invariably wears off.

Every.

Gods.

Damn.

Time.

I can't imagine them living happily ever after. A few months, a year maybe? Sure. Decades, no. Shit, Blood and Wine is even built around Geralt, about five years after the main game, going on the road.

>>172467041

Mages invariably piss someone off or do something dumb too. 300 years seems to be the upper edge for anyone who isn't an Elf.

>>172467617

Maybe a year not counting their time on the Isle.
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>>172467953
>you will never have lesbian sex and be molested by an older female
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>>172467447
But they never lived together for an extended period of time and the only time they did, Geralt felt suffocated and escaped without even saying a proper goodbye. Maybe I'm wrong and they do find the peace they wanted, but it doesn't seem realistic for them to just live for hundreds of years in Corvo Bianco, doing nothing but fucking like rabbits and drinking wine. Also, Corvo Bianco doesn't feel like a home to me. I feel they would either relocate after a few years or separate again continuing their on/off cycle.

But, that's not the ending I picked anyway so it's not up to me to judge. If someone wants to imagine their happily ever after there, I have no problem with it. Go Yenfu.

I don't think he would live uneventful with Triss either and who knows what can happen in Kovir in a decade or two. Both endings are fairy tale like, but my Geralt chose Triss as his princess.
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>>172467928
aren't they? philippa's said to be around 300

vesemir looks twice geralt's age so i guess he's over 200
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>>172468178

>Maybe a year not counting their time on the Isle.

To clarify, I mean actually living together, they spend a lot of time together on the road going after Ciri.
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Yennefer seems like a high maintenance woman that would be controlling and hard to live with. She would bicker with Geralt and nitpick about insignificant things, like Geralt staying longer to play Gwent with B.B. or getting drunk without her permission.
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>>172468683

>seems like

She gets the shits with you if you don't dress pretty on Skellige, drink at the feast, or want to hang with your best friends at Kaer Morhen.

Damn right she'd be a pain in the ass to live with once the honeymoon phase and/or forced match-up from the wish wears off.
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i can't kill that bitch Orianna ?

god fucking damn it, she's still in the city they could add a secondary quest after finishing to kill her
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>>172468178
>privacy even in his own head
I doubt you've even read the books. Mind-reading is an integral part of their relationship in the books. Geralt is not the most talkative person. It took him an unbelievable long time to verbally tell Yen that he loved her. It's the biggest reason why he can't have a relationship with normal women, I think Dandelion even comments on this when Geralt is interacting with Essi Daven. He says something along the lines of "you can't expect other women to read your mind like Yennefer". Geralt even thinks pleasant thoughts for Yen and carries out conversations with her entirely with his mind. Why CDPR retconned this in the games, is probably because of trissfags.
>much less let him do anything he enjoys doing.
What would that be? If you've truly read the books, you should be able to answer this.
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>>172468995
>killing vampirefu
disgraceful
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>>172468260
>>172468683
wasn't yen a cunt because she wasn't confident their love was real and not just a product of geralt's wish?

what if she changed after they got rid of the wish?
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>>172468305
More like 400 but it's never specified. It's said that he could be older than Kaer Morhen itself.
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>>172469049
>muh books muh books

kys kid, and about her mind reading in the games, yeah they mentioned twice actually and he said that he hates it.

>>172468965
Yeah and the other witchers banter with him for being cucked by yen, even the saint of a man Vesimir knows she's not good for him.
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>>172469221
Why do you believe that you have a monopoly on truth when it comes to Geralt's relationships when you haven't even read the source-material and your only interaction with the series, is essentially through fanfiction? Fuck off, wikifag.
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>>172469105
The wish is a game thing. In the books she didn't believe Geralt could love and she didn't feel anyone could love her. A Shard of Ice deals with that. But let's be honest, Yen doesn't have the friendliest temper and her personality won't suddenly change after a hundred years. She my soften up a bit and want different things in life, but she will still be the same Yen as always. I'll let Vesemir answer this.
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>>172468965
But that's exactly how women act in real life. Also, who knew a mother would act differently when her adopted daughter is missing?
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>>172469719
but the games arent the books autismo, in the games you are the author and when you see and feel that a person makes you uncomfortable, the only family you have ever had hates her, what will you think ?

if you want to discuss the books go on /lit/
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>>172469950
>w-wish is a game thing
>h-here's a pic of game vesemir telling like it is!!!

and what the fuck do you mean about the loving part

she knew he loved him even when geralt and val were fighing over her, even confessed their love to each other before thanedd
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>>172469049

>I doubt you've even read the books.

Fuck off. At this point your "w-wikifag!" shit is getting real stale and suggests that it is in fact you who aren't familiar with the source material but are desperate to be regarded as an authority.

>Why CDPR retconned this in the games, is probably because of trissfags.

No, you gimp. They didn't retcon anything, Geralt doesn't like it but also knows he can't do anything about it. Yen is going to snoop no matter what and it's just not worth the angst.

>If you've truly read the books, you should be able to answer this.

Because she's a vindictive, controlling narcissist.

>>172469105

>what if she changed after they got rid of the wish?

She's a turbo bitch to everyone even before the wish. She might change but she strikes me as someone who is extremely unlikely to.

>>172469178

"Older then Kaer Morhen" is a meme, it's a joke the younger Witchers make but it's not literal. Vesemir is probably around 300 years old, 350ish tops. Geralt and his generation are around 100, Yen 5-10 years older than that, and Triss somewhere between 30 and 50.

>>172468995

A Night To Remember trailer, anon.
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>>172470265
We discuss everything witcher related here.
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>>172470441
>Triss somewhere between 30 and 50.

aaaaw Trissfu is so young
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>>172470628
Maybe, but we discuss the game and the actions you can take there as you are the author now and YOUR decisions lead you to the end of your story, while you chimp out MUH BOOKS MUH BOOKS.
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>>172470228

>differently

She acts like a bitch towards everyone even when there are no stakes. It's kind of her thing. She thinks she's the smartest or most knowledgeable person the room and expects everyone to do what she says, especially since she can read minds and threaten people or just turn them into puppets if they want to get uppity.

If people prefer her then fine, I couldn't give a shit about that. But for fuck's sake stop pretending that she's as pure as the driven snow and a perfect match for Geralt, because that isn't what's shown in the books and the game makes way the hell nicer so that players even have to think for three seconds about whether to go with Triss or Yen if they want to romance anyone.
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>>172470441
>Geralt doesn't like it but also knows he can't do anything about it.
Show me one quote to support this. You can't.
>Because she's a vindictive, controlling narcissist.
Didn't answer the question, retard. Just because you ignored my entire post, doesn't mean that you're correct.
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>>172470297
Yennefer wasn't sure Geralt can truly love her. He avoided saying it to her and Istredd offered her stability. That's why she says how she though she needed only one kestrel but was wrong. She is uncertain about them.

>>172470441
>Triss somewhere between 30 and 50.
I think she is actually more around 50-60. She and Yen knew each other even before Geralt met Yen and if we take the games into consideration it's over 25 years ago. First time Yen mentions Triss is when she says how Triss told her that once you've seen one dick, you've seen them all, which suggest Triss already had some mileage and was at least in her twenties.
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>>172470809
>this backpedalling
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>>172471047
not how i remember it

she was ready to dump geralt and get with val but realized they love each other and instead of choosing one and hurting the other she fucked off
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>>172470441
>A Night To Remember trailer, anon.
Holy shit thanks anon haven't seen it.

>In times past, no amount of coin would convince a witcher to take this contract
>>Times have changed.

based Geralt, you can see he doesn't do it for the coin or anything else, only because he saw the children in the orphanage.Why is such a good guy ? Truly a perfect match with Trissfu.
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>>172471026

>Show me one quote to support this.

"W-wikifag!"

No u.

>Didn't answer the question, retard.

But I did, anon. Yen is a shrew. She has excuses for acting that way, but they're just excuses.
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>>172470928
>perfect match for Geralt
She is. Geralt is very flawed as well and while they have a very turbulent relationship, he wouldn't be happier with anyone else. That's practically a direct quote from the short story about the golden dragon.
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>>172471651
You didn't. I asked you what Geralt enjoys doing and how Yen prevented him from doing these things.
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>>172472084

>She is. Geralt is very flawed as well and while they have a very turbulent relationship, he wouldn't be happier with anyone else.

Kek. Stay deluded, wikifag. It's easy to improve on an unhappy and unhealthy relationship as long as some fucking djinn hasn't cucked you forever.
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>>172472084
Their love is tragic and only in death can they find peace. Books end in a symbolic way after constantly demonstrating that they can never make it work while alive. They are both flawed but they are not perfect for each other, not by a long shot.
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>>172472328

>drinking, which she whines at him about
>killing monsters, which she tries to get him to stop
>hanging out with his friends, especially if he wants to do that instead of spend 24/7 with her

This is literally why he keeps packing up and leaving. She won't let him be himself, he can't convince her to change, and eventually the only thing he can do is bugger off into the wilderness and try to find Dandelion for a road trip.
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>>172472468
>as long as some fucking djinn hasn't cucked you forever.
>>172447090
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>>172472647
>drinking, which she whines at him about
Only in the games.
>killing monsters, which she tries to get him to stop
This is getting pathetic. Yen actually went and raised the bounty for several monster contracts in secret so Geralt would get more money without handing it directly to him as his pride wouldn't allow it.
>hanging out with his friends, especially if he wants to do that instead of spend 24/7 with her
This isn't true. There isn't a single scene in the books where Yen prevents Geralt from visiting his friends. wikifag
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>>172472875

And yet in other interviews he says that the whole idea was that he did wish for love but he wanted to play with the idea of being careful what you wish for.

Sapkowski isn't very consistent with the shit he says. Often he says whatever makes him look like a genius because he thinks he's king shit and wants everyone to suck his cock, both metaphorically and literally.

But hey. Spame memes and wikifag on. I can't stop you and neither can common sense.
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is the witcher universe dare i say better then lotr ?

as a diehard lotr and tolkien fan i say these words with hard unease, but this world just has so much potential and it has TRISSFU
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>>172473553
>TRISSFU
Trissfu always wins :3
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>>172473536
>idea of being careful what you wish for.
That doesn't conflict with the previous statement.
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>>172473553

>is the witcher universe dare i say better then lotr

Nope.
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>>172473536
It's not even a quote from Sapkowski lol, google image that shit and a guy on cdpr forums found the source as some randoms tumblr rant
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>>172473921
>tumblr
>yenfags
checks out
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>>172473832

It means he has no agency. He has to keep going back to her (and she has to keep going back to him) even though they're shit for each other.

But because they're shit of each other eventually one or the other will have enough of it and leave, until they get dragged back together again.
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>>172474079
>It means he has no agency
Just because their fates are tangled, like his destiny is connected with Ciri, doesn't mean that he doesn't have agency.
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It just hit me, what did Geralt do to deserve Trissfu ?
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>>172473921

I dunno dude, reading a bunch of interviews with Sapkowski really soured me on him. He's convinced himself he's God's gift to Poland and to the fantasy genre and just answers with whatever makes him look smart in the moment. Then in the next interview he says the opposite thing because it will make the interviewer like him more and stroke his ego with praise for it.

I would be completely unsurprised if he had said that in a Polish interview. And then turned around five seconds later for the Italian one where he says "Nah mang, I wanted to be all clever, deconstruct them fantasy tropes and shit. So I had him make a wish, but instead of getting a happily ever after it was a stronk independant womyn who treats him like crap! Be careful what you wish for lol!"
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>>172474245
Triss is a deeply flawed character too. She can be insecure, weak, treacherous, manipulative. She is far from perfect. They all have flaws.
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>>172474245

He put up with Yen for more than five seconds.

Even MLK or Ghandi would have slapped the bitch before then.

>>172474236

They literally can't stay away from each other. He can't leave and stay away from her, or end the relationship and try something new.
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>>172474518
I think he has been rather consistent regarding the content of his books. Are you referring to his comments regarding the games?
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>>172474518
Yeah, i feel you. Dude loves the self-aggrandizement
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Triss is a bad character with a good personality.
Yen is a good character with bad personality.
It's as simple as that.
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>>172474680
>They literally can't stay away from each other.
Yes, their fates are entangled. In which way is up to them.
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>>172474556
>insecure, weak,
nothing wrong with that
>treacherous
after falling in love with Geralt she would never betray him

>manipulative
nah, just cute
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>>172474870
Triss is bland as fuck. It's all fan-service. At least Yen has funny banter and some chemistry with Geralt.
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>>172475172
>i've been arguing with people like this for the last 30 minutes
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trissfu anon i think its time we push 1 thread in 24 hours.

Trissfu and her angelic beauty will revive this general.
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>>172474870
I disagree, Triss is a great character. She offers a unique combination of flaws and virtues. Her insecurity, misplaced idealism and unfortunate obsession with Geralt combined with her kindness and naivety make her a believable character and make me feel sympathetic for her. She is insecure but capable of taking charge when the situation forces her, she commits both selfish and selfless acts and is driven by both personal and "higher" motives, which sometimes conflict. She also develops and shows a lot of growth throughout the series.
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>>172475680
>Trissfu and her angelic beauty will revive this general.
That's what kept this general from dying in the past few months.

>>172475172
To me, Triss' flaws are a big part of her appeal. It's one of the things that makes her so fascinating to me. She is a good, caring person that made some mistakes, but she is constantly evolving and working to become better and stronger, and of course she is being cute throughout :3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFUsPfuwjpw

Are witchers on top of the food chains ?
Are bruxas really afraid of them ?
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>people still care about what sapkowski things or says
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>>172475958
Triss is a home wrecker who went behind a long times friends back and fucked her man w/o shame.
She has no virtues
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>>172476669
i've joined this general like a week ago, played all the games since, didn't even went to collage for a week, god damn this game was so amazing you never want it to end and lose track of time while playing it and that haven't happened to me in a while.

Anyways i don't know why people are butthurt about you here, you are literally the sole reason this general is alive and you help newbies, keep it up and ignore these autismos.
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>>172477032
Also it's damn shame they won't make another Witcher game with Ciri as main character, i feel Cyberpunk will be a huge failure since the creator is a literal nigger + 99% of cyberpunk movies/games suck balls.
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>>172477032
>the sole reason this general is alive
>40 autismo posters waifu flaming
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>>172477442
>and 2 posters constantly complaining about it instead of starting some interesting subject
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>>172477561
learn to greentext loser
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>>172477874
>learn to greentext loser
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>>172476948
I disagree. As with most characters from TW universe, not all is black and white. In the books, Triss helped Geralt deal with Ciri to the best of her possibilities and even suggested him to seek Yen when she realized a more powerful sorceress is needed. She saved Geralt's life on Thanned, begged Tissaia to teleport him despite being a traitor in her eyes. She voted to let Ciri go and see Geralt, she saved Yen's life in Rivia and stopped the pogrom. The books even imply her eventually becoming known as chronically fearless, venerable Triss.

In the games, she helped witchers get their secrets back from Salamandra, she directly saved Geralt's life 7 times, she stood by Geralt's side against the Lodge during the Loc Muine summit, she allowed herself to get tortured for Geralt and Ciri, she came up with a plan to use Dudu as Menge and free Dandelion, she came to KM and fought for Geralt and Ciri, she helped them locate other members of the Lodge, she participated in the final battle against the Hunt...

Her being in love with Geralt and being willing to fight for it isn't a big deal, especially since Geralt was more than a willing and active participant in their relationship. He was never forced to do anything and their whole romance happened on his initiative. I don't blame Triss for embracing an opportunity to be with a man she love for years.

>>172477032
I've been here for a while, and have faced far more backlash, but truth be told I did try to annoy part of this general in the past. I don't care though, I'm here for Trissfu and I'm here to stay until this general eventually runs its course and dies for good. Glad you enjoyed the game and I agree, it's fantastic in so many ways.
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>>172478193
What do you disagree with?
Regardless of your wall text, what I stated was pure FACT. Triss is a slut who tried to manipulate Geralt with her whore hole even though she knew he was Yens. FACT

Her reasoning is irrelevant
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>>172478512
And like I said, I don't see it as a big deal. In the books, Geralt takes responsibility for what has happened between them and doesn't feel Triss took advantage of him in any way. Geralt doesn't see himself as a victim, so why would I see him as one?

From BoE:
'And you, Triss?'
'What about me?' She swallowed with difficulty. 'I'm not important. I let you down. I let you
down ... in everything. I was . . . I was your mistake. Nothing more.'
'Mistakes,' he said with effort, 'are also important to me. I don't cross them out of my life, or memory. And I never blame others for them. You are important to me, Triss, and always will be. You never let me down. Never. Believe me.'

In the games, their romance happens on Geralt's initiative, he is the one making moves on Triss and trying to seduce her, while she even acts reluctant and asks him to prove he is serious about being with her(the ring, treating Alvin a certain way) before accepting a relationship with him. She has loved Geralt for years and he embracing a chance at love isn't a reason enough for me to condemn her, especially if we take into consideration all the things I listed and all the ways she helped both Geralt and his close friends.

It's like me saying, Yen is nothing more than a cheating bitch. She cucked Geralt with Istredd, without taking into consideration all the great thing she did for him and Ciri since and the love, devotion and loyalty she has for them. My point is, most of the characters are too complex to be judged by a single action, but you are free to see it how you want and I'm free to disagree with your point of view, as you are free to disagree with mine.
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>>172479373
Once again, whether you think it's a big deal is irrelevant to me.
It's still a fact.
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How do I make love with Ciri?
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>>172479904
I don't think it's a fact because Geralt himself doesn't see it like that. It's a fact only if you look at it at the most superficial level possible and see Geralt as a mindless idiot with no control over his actions. You are treating Geralt as a child. You are trying to present him as a victim while Geralt never sees himself as one nor blames Triss for anything. But even if we assume it as a fact, you are still harping on one imo minor thing and ignoring countless other good things Triss did.

By your own logic, Yen is a cheating selfish bitch who manipulated Geralt into trying to kill a dragon for her own benefit. What she did later is irrelevant in judging her character, because it is a FACT that she manipulated Geralt and later cheated on him. And Ciri is just a murderous bandit cunt because it is a fact that she rode with the Rats and committed crimes. I think that's a shallow way of judging characters but like I said that's your prerogative.
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>>172480929
Be a virgin neckbeard like Skjall.
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This thread is probably going to die tonight. I just want to say that people being this passionate about Yen and Triss almost two years after the release of the game serves as a testament of how compelling characters both of them are and how good of a job CDPR did with the offered choice. Triss and Yen are the best, most complex vidya waifus ever.
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Currently playing through TW3.
Is there any way to skip the second cinematic every time I start the game?
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>>172481153
>as a mindless idiot with no control over his actions
He had amnesia
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>>172481376
But Ciri wasn't going to fuck Skjall. It was just a prank.
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What le fug where the h*ck is the girl in chapter 4 that you trade a sugar doll for sex be at?
I've run through speaking to every peasant woman every time I pass through the village or inn and haven't found her and now I'm at the end of the chapter.
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>>172482656
And he wasn't forced to do anything. Throughout the first two games, he made judgements that affected the fate of the kingdoms, affected people's lives. He took it on himself to make complex moral decisions in regard to many people's fates. Decisions that had many long reaching effects on a large number of people. He is perfectly capable deciding who he wants to fuck. He potentially ploughed half the Continent in the first game. He refused hearing about his past and in the second game, when his memory of Yen started to come back, he can still potentially continue to pursue a romance with Triss despite knowing the truth. He plays more than an active role in his relationship with Triss. Don't forget that Geralt is the one who potentially initiates a sex scene with Triss at the elven baths, despite knowing about Yen.

Did Triss acted shady when she embraced a relationship with Geralt, knowing about his history with Yen? Absolutely. Was Geralt her victim? No. There is a reason Yen blames Geralt in the third game.
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>>172482635
You can use this mod if you're on PC:

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/816/?
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>tfw can't get portrait with Trissfu

after finishing all the main missions and dlcs i do side missions and witcher contracts and go home at night to sleep with Trissfu, just did the portrait quest, too bad they forgot to add an option Trissfu to be there too a damn shame really
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>>172482960
She seemed serious enough if you choose the right dialogue. Maybe she wouldn't fuck him, but she'd at least let him feel her up. Third base.
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>>172484991
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1824/?
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>>172485342
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>>172485342
It would be nice if they were consistent with her eye color.
Always ranges from bright violet to blue
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>>172485310
>all sfm shit
shaking my head to be honest family
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what is the best dye for ursine armor and why is it PURPLE
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>>172485310
too degenerate, all i want is me and trissfu :(
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Would appreciate some serious replies.

1.) Is Gwent more complicated and in depth than Hearthstone?

2.) The game feature no creature combat or health pools, how does it compensate for this in fun factor?

3.) Less or more RNG?

4.) How many cards per deck are there? 20?
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>>172492498
go google it babby
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>>172485310
might download the Trissfu topless mod tho, she is getting tan on the sun all day anyways :)
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>>172492498
I haven't played the standalone Gwent or hearthstone so basing entirely off the in game version.

Gwent is played in 3 rounds, the person who wins 2 of them wins the game.
You draw 10 cards and they have to last you the entire 3 rounds. There are certain things that let you draw extra cards.
The number on the unit cards is basically a unified health and damage. Some things target the highest score card in the game and remove it from the field, for example.
The goal of the each round is to have a higher unit score than your opponent.
Unit cards go into the three different rows. Melee, ranged and siege.
The 3 rows are functionally identical but there are certain things that only interact with certain rows.
Example: the commanders horn will double the unit score of all units in that row.
Example 2: the 3 different weather cards will only effect their respective row. Frost - Melee. Fog - Range. Rain - Siege.
I'm not 100% sure but I recall there being a minimum number of units in a deck of about 18, and a maximum number of supporting spell type cards of 10.

I think you're talking about the standalone and I would imagine that they've managed to refine and balance the gameplay somewhat.
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>high level gwent
>spy
>decoy
>spy
>decoy
>spy
>spy
>decoy

round 2
>medic
>medic
>spy
>spy
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>>172358897
>replaying Witcher 3
>get to the quest where the hunter searches for his wife but the wife's sister got her killed to steal the husband
>let him kill her

This is the one quest I never change my choice about. Die bitch
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>>172495276
i just took her shekels and told the hunter his wife is dead

was too annoyed to argue with them later
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>>172495039
>playing against some nerd with a monster deck
>he drops all his summon all the cards with the same name thing
>he has like 40 points then plays the commander horn and then passes
>i play biting cold
>i play villentretenmerth
>he goes from 80 points to 0
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>>172495276
I always let her live, cause she's qt af.
She may be a bitch, but I can never kill her
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>>172495836
>>172495754
she doesn't hang herself if she lives? what? how do you live with killing the love of ur life and your sister?
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>>172496720
she killed her sister so she can marry his sister's husband.if you just take her money and stop investigating not her or her sisters husband die, she is probably there to """comfort""" him, plus you get money from both her and her sisters husband
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>>172496909
I wanted retribution. But I'm saying what if you don't let the werewolf kill her when you beat him the first time
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>>172497020
>But I'm saying what if you don't let the werewolf kill her when you beat him the first time

i didn't came across the werewolf, took the contract, the hunter told me to speak to her sister, went to her sister and she told me she will pay me if i stop investigating so i did.
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>>172496909
Nah, if you go back to the village after taking the money and lying, you can hear the villagers talking about her death and how she was supposedly killed by "wolves"
Hunter probably ends up killing her anyway whether by accident or on purpose who knows
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>Elder God Tier
Cerys
>God Tier
Anna Henrietta
>High Tier
Triss
Keira
Yennefer
>Mid Tier
Shieldmaiden
Ciri
>Low TIer
Brothel wenches
Syanna
Shani
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>>172497727
where does Avallac'h's bitch fit
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>buy tw3 on sale
>download it
>nvidia meme thing says I should run it at maximum graphic with the hair thing on
i only have a 1060 6gb and an i5-7500, am i being memed or should i roll with it?
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>>172498204
enjoy lipsynch lag
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>level 24
>feel like ive been playing for a lifetime
hory shet this game is long
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>>172498425
honestly I've been doing side quests like crazy and trying to avoid main quest but side quests give likeno exp
fucking fantastic
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>>172498486
im still catching up on level 18 sidequests
hope you have upscaling on
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Why is Avallac'h so sexy?
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>>172498556
what is upscaling my negro
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>ursine armor
>no stagger decoction
>alchemy skills out the dick
>rend
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER
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>>172498776
forces enemies to at least be your level
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where's trissfag
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>>172499326
Probably all tuckered out from spamming all day. Fast asleep in the basement after his mommy tucked him in. He'll be back in the morning..
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>page triss
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>>172467790
Sorceresses conceal their age, while witchers don't give a fuck. Looks dont mean they don't grow old. I think of we wanted to establish reliable age limit for a magic user, we'd have to check the age of that guy that died on heart attack on Thanned - the one that studied in Loc Muinne
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>>172473484
>en actually went and raised the bounty for several monster contracts in secret so Geralt would get more money without handing it directly to him

kek, when did that happen?
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>>172473553
it's nowhere near as developed and fleshed out, it's full of inconsitiency.

It feels more realistic sometimes, because LOTR and Sil were written as a legend, while witcher was writen as deconstruction of legends, which appeals to modern audience more
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>most of the characters are too complex to be judged by a single action

and because shitheads itt can't comprehend it, and stop filinging shit about heir waifus, the thread looks as it does


I fucking hate you

Im starting to wish there was no love interest in this game whatsoever
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>>172514082
triss has a shitty gwent card

she loses by default
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>>172498651
>these tatoos
holy shit, what the fuck?

he looks like one of these maruders in velen

is that how
>polish intellectuals
look like?
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Regis>Vesemir>Crach>Zoltan>Dandelion>Roche>Eskel>Lambert>Roach>Ciri>waifus
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Anyone know if I buy the DLC from steam will I be able to use it with the GoG version of witcher 3? Like I'd generally assume not but maybe the keys are compatible
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>>172514082
I love talking about waifus. They are interesting characters and I like both Triss and Yen(I love Triss but I greatly enjoy the scenes with Yen too). People getting worked up and arguing over them serves to show how involved they can get in their characters. Baron is a great character but you won't see nowhere near as passionate discussions over him. And this has been going on ever since release. Hell, even Geralt himself rarely sparks such heated debates(except when he is used as a part of waifu discussion). No matter what anyone says, Yen and Triss are both complex and interesting characters, they both have good and bad sides and there is nothing wrong with liking either one of them.

I like having romance in the game, it makes the story more personal and adds an element of immersion and caring. If I care about the characters I'm interacting with on a personal level, it greatly increases my immersion and enjoyment of the world. Besides, these waifu wars don't really affect the enjoyment I get from the game in any way.
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>>172515357
Speaking of Baron.

On my first playthrough i released the tree spirit, because the legend was saying about three daughters that imprisoned their mother, and the three crones were clearly evil. I might fucked up, but i saved the children, and I removed Annas course - she forgave Baron and died in peace.

Isn't it better than Baron taking care of his wife that went crazy? Especially since their marriage was ruined anyway and its not like she'd like to return if she was sane - they'd probably fuck off to Novigrad with Tamara.
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>>172515841
did the same as you

they are all evil, the spirit even fucks up that village where the crones send you

only thing i disliked is the baron hanging himself
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Holy shit they're so perfect....~
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>>172516467

I'm replaying the game and it was hard to me to not give the spirit a chance desu

>baron hanging himself

considering I allowed Radovid to win, he's probably better off that way. Imagine him witnessing Tamara going full witchhunter in Velen, before getting executed
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>>172516541
triss needs goat horns for succubus roleplaying desu
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>>172516775
Ask and ye shall receive. Triss is really into it because she loves pleasing Eskel.
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>>172517139
a Triss succ?!
i must be dreaming!
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>>172517139
That's pretty cute, honestly.

Succubi in TW3 are all pretty great.
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Geralt spent all his life fighting with monsters

thats why his love interest is monsterous bitch Yen, deal with it
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>>172517459
i'd like to keep one and gather flowers for her a couple hours a day.
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do you think succubi pussy smells like goat?

Because goats smell pretty nasty
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>>172517372
Eskel thought the same!

>>172517459
I agree, they're my favorite 'monsters'
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so, speaking of goat hibrids, what did you do with that guy?
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>>172518216
I remember meeting him but I have no recollection of what became of him. What were the possible outcomes?
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>>172518216
told him to stop being a douche or i'll come back and kill him
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>mfw I bunch up 20 enemies in a chokepoint, chug superior blizzard and whirlwind through the crowd for a solid 30 seconds
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Comfy love :3

>>172518216
I forced him to take smaller tributes and told the peasant they should check out the basement under the ruins.
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>>172518216
killed him. no value lost.
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>>172518336
one of funniest parts of velen imo

You could have killed him, make him demand less from the peasants, or just fuck off. If he lived, you could have said the peasants where he lives, but i never did that, so I dont know what they do with him.
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>>172518448
this is literally all my B&W playthroughs.
>>172518456
how do you make the visual background cancer?
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>>172518557
I just started B&W and the first tower was proving tough until I went to the signal torch and kept blocking the chokepoint with northern wind and puffball to create a blockade of frozen enemies and do chip damage while they accumulated, then I got my blizzard on.
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>>172518557
>how do you make the visual background cancer?
I use a Photoshop filter. It's the oil painting filter modified to my liking. I like to call it the Triss princess filter. It gives me a fairy tale vibe and Triss is my Geralt's princess :3
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>>172518464
>tfw it's been almost 2 years since I finished my first and only playthrough of the game
Thanks for refreshing my memory, friendo. I'm sure I let him live and I think I didn't reveal his location to the peasants either. I should probably get around to replaying the game, there's a bunch of stuff like that that I've forgotten by now.
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>>172518461
>killing ancient gods and tradiotional values

fucking commies
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i fap to geralt x triss porn
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did Imlerith fuck the crones?
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>>172521756
no, only the succubi.
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Hello I just started playing Witcher 3.

Is Quen the only useful sign again like in 2?
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>>172521916
yes
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>>172521978
Thank you
>>
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>>172521916
I find Yrden very useful against powerful spectres, especially on higher levels. It's alternative version is useful on about everything too
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>>172415217
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>>172522783
I think it's pretty great that Triss inspired someone to put so much effort into writing about her and Geralt. It makes me happy to see how much some people seem to enjoy that story even though I personally don't read it.
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>>172415217
LMFAO jesus that's pathetic as fuck
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>>172517950
yeah they smell pretty bad but what if their pussy smells good? you should try smelling it and report back with your findings
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>>172523060
I disagree. I think it's lovely :3
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all waifufags are cancerous autistic fucks
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>>172523073
i don't see any goats around tho
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any mods to get rid of npc sameface?
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>>172523192
old woman down the street keeps a couple but i'm not into succubi enough to ask her to let me sniff their cunts

i guess we'll never find out
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>>172523206
all these faces took time to design, i bet it was quite hard. Do you really think any modder took effort to design tens more?
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>>172523206
Unfortunately not. That's one thing that bothers me more with each playthrough. Same 5 faces get really noticeable the more you play the game.
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>>172523362
>Do you really think any modder took effort to design tens more?

yeah i do

have you never heard of autism?
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I love them....soso much........ ahh...
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>>172523473
>have you never heard of autism?

Nah, never. I don't think it's ever mentioned around here. Please elaborate.
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>>172523489
Eskel is a decent man and if my Trissfu didn't end up happily ever after with Geralt, I would be glad to have him as a partner for her. He would treat her right and make her happy. I'm glad Triss makes you happy too, no matter who you ship her with. She is a constant source of inspiration, ain't she? Our Trissfu is the best :3
>>
Dreamy, sensual, passionate, love... Tender like a droplet of dew in the early morning, soft like a kitten's paw, passionate like a burning flame. We have an extraordinary love story at hand, the kind Dandelion and generations of bards will sing about for centuries if not more. Immortal, eternal, forever binding them together through sheer passion... magnificent...
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>>172523783
>tfw all witchers go crazy for Trissfu :3
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>>172523540
here (same guy made these)
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/947/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/795/?

if that's not enough

http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/991/?

someone actually took the time to make this and there are people who appreciate it

check the comments, autism is real
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the waifufagging really makes these threads boring and shitty
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>>172523884
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>dead Baron ending

I wish Ciri and Geralt at least told his story to Dandellion, so he'd adapt it for a ballad, or a tragic play.
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>>172523847
>implying

vesemir has a noble waifu, lambert is into sweet cat school homosex, letho didn't even think of her as a woman
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>>172522939
It's pretty sad actually. This people could have a real life and a real gf, instead they cuck themselfs by jerknig off on a fantasy, in which their waifu gets fucked by an alpha male.
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>>172523951
I think it's exciting how all of us share a deep love for Trissfu. This thread proves all other waifus can't compare. Even stoic witchers like Geralt, Eskel and Vesemir can't resist her charms. What chance do we regular people have to resist her....

>>172524016
Vesemir, tried feeling her ass in BoE too. School of the Wold? more like School of the Trissfu.
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>>172524016
>Vesemir
Vesemir is actually pretty obviously attracted to Triss, he molests her regularely
>Lambert
Lambert probably cucked Geralt with Triss at least once, and i'd ask Keira about his homosex
>Letho
letho probaly masturbates to Emhyr only
>>172524131
>Geralt
>alpha
laghing_sorceress_lodge.gif
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>>172524131
Well, people can enjoy whatever they want. It doesn't affect you or me in any way. If it makes them happy, I'm happy for them too. Why would I get butthurt over other people finding joy in small things. That is the real waste of time.
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>>172524176
boring
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>>172524131
LOL Geralt isn't alpha, if you want an alpha to self insert look no further than my boi Eskel. Guy's a true alpha gentleman and lover of Triss, his wife and soulmate.
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>>172524324
Witchers from school of the wolf disagree. They probably had wild orgies with Triss at KM. What a lucky girl she is, getting pleasured by so many witchers at the same time. Their tingling fingers touching her all over...she must have screamed in ecstasy...
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>>172524436
not reading, yawn
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>>172524276
Who cares just stop turning threads in a waifushit fest.
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>>172524382
Geralt, Eskel and Triss threesome when?
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>>172524262
this

only alpha in witcher is emhyr
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>>172524572
only threesome geralt and eskel would take part in (again) is with lambert after they get shitfaced
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>>172524590
i'd say Foltest, Bran and Crach were alpha as well
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>>172524590
>emhyr
>alpha
he couldn't even fuck a teenager who was at his mercy just because she cried. he's just a beta who's pretending to be alpha
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>>172524692
Oh come on, Geralt and Eskel would kill for an opportunity to have their way with Triss. Two best bros having fun with the best waifu. There is enough of her to share :3
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who's a worse betafaggot:

Geralt
Baron
Detlaff
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>>172524820
Geralt is only beta with Yen, with Triss he is the true alpha. She wakes up his inner manliness.
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>>172524731
bran is ded, foltest was a cuck (also ded), crach is yen's fucktoy

>>172524820
dettlaff biggest cuck in witcher universe
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>>172524915
>triss cucks him with two of his witcher bros
>somehow makes him an alpha

yeh sure
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>>172525049
>bran is ded
so is Emhyr, everyone dies
> foltest was a cuck
Foltest fucked everything with pair of titties, thats not how cucking works
>crach is yen's fucktoy
wat?
>>
>/wtcg/ is now central of delusional cucks cucked by various vidya characters with their vidya waifus

fucking noonwraths tits, im outta here
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Oh yeah baby, Trissfu's in for a wild night with the Wolf brothers :3
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>posting shitty screenshots instead of actual lewds

you never stop disappointing
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>>172525507
What kind of lewds do you want?
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>>172526287
oral preferably
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>>172525143
>wat?
Crach an Craite fucked Yennefer in the books.
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>>172526335
Well, you know I can't post explicit lewds here. Only vanilla stuff. There is that Geralt dick mod that recently came out though...
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>>172526427
don't remember that, at what point?

Btw, he was slightly below 20 at Pavettas wedding - isn't he too old in games?
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>>172526530
You can post spilled yoghurt on face and titties tho
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at what level should i be after completing all quests in the main game on death march?
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>>172526573
It's only mentioned as something that happened in the past, there aren't that many details. Crach actually tried fucking both Yen and Triss in The Tower of the Swallow, but both turned him down. I though it was hilarious.

Also, in TW3, during the Possession quest with Cerys, she mentions how Geralt and Crach have both been with Yen.
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>>172526656
I can't make that though. I can only use the stuff that's already in the game and tits are also prohibited here.
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>>172525435
Great, now the Trissfag is also into cuckoldry.
What will the next step be, furry-zation?
No good woman can attract similar deviants.
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Crach striking out with Triss:

‘Your hair, Triss, is like fire in the candlelight. And your eyes are like Lapis Lazuli. Your lips are like coral...’
‘Stop it, Crach. Are you drunk or what? Pour me some wine. And talk.’
‘About what?’
‘Don't be stupid! Of how Yennefer decided to go to the Sedna-Depth.’
>>
>>172526984
Cyberpunk apparently has some furry type women. I totally expect furry Triss waifu in CP2077
>>
>>172526984
Stop giving him (You)s and he will leave eventually, ffs.
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>>172527108
He's been here since 2015, spamming

every

single

day

the same shit over and over. He'll be here until the day he dies of obesity-induced heart attack or kills himself due to realizing that his life has no value whatsoever. (You)s make no difference, unfortunately.
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>>172526984
since when threesomes are cuckoldry?
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>>172527390
This. It's not cuckholdry if they share.
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>>172527390
Threesomes aren't but he's admitted that if Triss was real he'd only want her to be with Geralt. He's definitely into cuckoldry.
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>>172527390
If it's with some random chick, fine.
But if you're letting another man fuck your very own woman while you're present, you're a cuck, even if you're fucking her too.
>>
>>172527536
this
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>>172527536
no, you're a cuck if you masturbate silently in a corner
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>>172527536
But Triss IS just some random chick to Geralt
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>>172527523
When it comes to Triss, definitely. I am not worthy of her. She belongs to Geralt. At best she can give me a pity kiss on the cheek and let me watch how Geralt pleasures her.
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>>172527745
Holy shit
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>>172527727
Not to my Geralt. She is the love of his life. Btw, that image turns me on :3
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>>172527727
>that pic
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>>172527861
At this point I'm not expecting anything else from you or your kind
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>>172527943
Triss(and pretty much any sorceress) in peril or getting humiliated is one of my fetishes. It's more pronounced with Triss though, because I care about her most.
>>
172527745

>after all that inefficient shitstorm he managed to humiliate himself harder, than any of the other spergs

I don't know who's more pathetic, him or them
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Reminder that if you post here then you can be sure that trissautist has fapped to one of your shitposts at one point or another
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>Geralt gone
>Shepard gone
>no DA in the horizon but even so Bioware is now shit
>Deus Ex MD is shit
>The Elder Scrols will now be milked online
>Fallout 4 is shit no Obsidian on the horizon

everthing has gone so wrong
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>>172528429
>no Obsidian on the horizon
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOR FUCKS SAKE
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>>172528429
>No Obsidian on the horizon

Didn't they just release a new CRPG? Also I haven't played Mankind Divided, but I've heard mostly good things about it, aside from it apparently being too short for a lot of people.
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>>172527727
Delete this ;_;
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Over 25 million copies of The Witcher games sold since the launch of the first title!

2016 Finacial Results:
https://www.cdprojekt.com/en/media/news/cd-projekt-posts-strong-results-2016/
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gonna do another playthrough

can i fuck yen on the unicorn and end up with triss if i do it before now or never?
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>>172529971
Sometimes I still feel bad for Sapowski. I wish he had more faith in his series - he refused to receive any royalties for the Witcher games, instead opting for more money up front. This lead to CDPR having less money to actually develop the game.

Even if he said yes to just 5% royalties, he'd be swimming in so much money. He's said before that he strongly regrets that decision.

Anywho, good for CDPR. Great guys, and well deserved.
>>
>>172529971
Well deserved.

>>172530620
Yeah, you can fuck Yen on the unicorn without any consequences.
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>>172530632
typical salty cunt slavshit attitude bite him in ass desu
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>>172530837
>Yeah, you can
>>
Wish I wasn't broke, wanna buy the witcher 2 during the steam sale for a friend, but I have $1.54 to my name currently. College is a real whore.
>>
Any repercussions about cheating on your waifu with Keira?
I feel terrible about it now, but I'm too far in to go back.
>>
>>172532723
You can fuck everything as long as you don't fuck both Yen and Triss. I know I did.
>>
>>172531493
If you're over 18, you should have a credit card..
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>>172532806
It was just said you can fuck Yen on the unicorn and if you tell her to fuck off during the djinni quest you're good with Triss.
>>172532823
>using a credit
>using it on vidya games
>literalli marking your anus with "pleas fuck me" sign written in yiddish
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>>172532823
That's what is on the card, laddie.
>>
>>172533068
>using a credit
Building up credit score is bad now..?
>using it on vidya games
>implying what you buy matters as long as you pay it back
>literalli marking your anus with "pleas fuck me" sign written in yiddish
Nothing like get buttfucked by debt collectors and interest rates on $1.54 amarite?
>>
>>172532823
>credit card
>credit
How about a debit card, you fucking degenerates? Don't spend money you don't have.
>>
>>172533459
He said he didn't have the money, you actually have to have the money in account to use a DC you dumb fuck
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>>172533681
>Don't spend money you don't have.
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>>172533095
*thought you meant debit
As for no credit, I'm no deadbeat who spends what he does not first earn. Sod off.
>>
>>172533761
>want to buy something; no money atm
>get paycheck after sale's over
>DONT SPEND MONEY YOU DONT HAVE LEL U RETARdED HEHE XD
>>
>>172534012
It's more of a principle than anything else. Can't get into the habit if you don't ever start it.
>>
>>172531493
is she dumb enough to pirate it?
>>
>>
>>172534664
She's super casual about PC games; thinks the only way she can play games on PC is through Steam. Wouldn't bother teaching her how pirating works and the like.
>>
>>172477272
>99%
A large chunk of the fantasy rpg genre is trash too and Witcher came out fine.
Also there is only a handful of games and movies that are actual cyberpunk. Things like Terminator get that label all the time just for having advanced technology in the movie's world. The creator of Cyberpunk 2020 has already proven that he can give CDPR a world to work with. I have faith that CDPR can make a good game from what Mike Pondsmith has started. The guy even worked on official DnD campaigns. I don't think he's totally inexperienced with world building.
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To anyone who plays the game in polish; how does the voicework compare to English?

I kinda want to learn the language, maybe playing through the game in Polish would help me pick up some of the basics.
>>
>>172537487
I love Polish VA. It enhances muh slav feels.
>>
>>172537487
why the fuck would you want to learn a 3rd world niche language?
There are far more useful productive languages
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>>172518216
left him alone and then told the villagers to go in there
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>>172537930
Because a good chunk of my family is Polish, and I'd like to be able to talk shit with them in the mother tongue.

>>172537707
Hearing Geralt's Polish VA after being so used to his gravelly 'my breath consistently smells of vodka' voice is kind of jarring.
>>
>>172537930
i still can't believe weeaboos lear to speak ricenigger. who the fuck uses that outside of animes?
>>
>>172538687
>a good chunk of my family is Polish
I feel sorry for you
>>
>>172538687
>Hearing Geralt's Polish VA
I prefer Polish Geralt. Cockle is also great, but Polish Geralt sounds more badass without trying to sound like that. Also, Polish Triss is audible chocolate. Yen is better in English and Ciri is ok in both.
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>>172539183
>Ciri is ok in both
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>>172518216
I actually just did this quest yesterday for the first time on my second playthrough.

I killed him. the peasants were pissed at me for killing their "god," but they were really shooting themselves in the foot by worshipping him anyways. No regrets.
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>>172539103
Eh, it's not so bad, gives me an excuse to drink and stuff my face with pierogi. as if anyone needed an excuse for either of those things

>>172539183
I think I could get used to his voice, the more videos I watch with the Polish VA. Yen's voice sounds weird with the dub to me for sure, just doesn't seem like it matches her face.

>>172539239
Does Ciri not sound great in the Polish dub? I did a quick search, but was too lazy to go beyond that.

>>172539260
I wonder if his curse was actually legitimate or just a threat, Geralt brings up him cursing the village, but you never get to actually see the effects, do you?
>>
>pan paran pan pan
>>
i want to plough triss
>>
>>172537487
>To anyone who plays the game in polish; how does the voicework compare to English?

why would you play them in polish, the english voice actors are actually pretty good
>>
>>172540238
>Does Ciri not sound great in the Polish dub?
She does. It's the english version that isn't up to scratch.
>>
>>172540238
>I think I could get used to his voice, the more videos I watch with the Polish VA. Yen's voice sounds weird
It just takes time to get used to if you are already accustomed to English voices. I've been playing with Polish VA way before TW3 came out and one of the reasons I like it is the consistency between games. I like Triss sounding the same throughout all games.

I like Polish Yen, but Denise Gough did such a wonderful job and set the bar really high.
>>
>the dutchess dies
>literally the whole city is in tears, like everyone is at the town square crying
>one guard pan paraning the whole time

based
>>
>>172541105
she probably had his balls chopped off
>>
>>172541086
>I like it is the consistency between games

Well shit, now I'm trying to remember if Triss sounded different in TW1 and 2 compared to 3, or any of the other main characters, really.
>>
>>172540879
Me too
>>
>come back from doing a contract and exploring the local nature to your house in Kovir
>Trissfu is being gangraped by bandits

wat do ?
>>
>>172541358
She had a different voice actress in the first game. Jaimi Barbakoff played her in TW2 and TW3.
>>
it just hit me are the "Hooded Man" and "Hooded Woman" vampires/alps ?
>>
>>172541497
Dissarm and capture them, slowly feed them their own balls before killing them all and gently comfort Trissfu. Be supportive of her, be by her side at all times, give her time to recover before she is ready to make love again. Promise no one will ever hurt her again.
>>
Why is Regis so based ?
He deserves good waifu i think Shani would be a perfect match.
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>>172541951
shani likes her dick old anyway
>>
>>172542186
both of them are too good for this world.

Regis should make her an Alp and they should both live in a comfy cottage in the middle of nowhere.
>>
>>172541497
Watch and masturbate :3
>>
>>172542248
Shani needs to stop fucking old dudes and find a strong young stud who will give her babies.
>>
>>172542462
But she's suffering ;_;
>>
>>172537054
god dammit, knew it was a girl you fucking orbiter

so how fat are you? and how hot is she?
>>
Priscilla seems like the type of girl that just lies like a dead fish in bed waiting for Dandelion to get the job done.
>>
>>172542691
But I LOVE watching Triss having sex with other men, expecially if they belittle my teeny weeny and let me clean after they're done.
Man, being a Trissfag sure is fun :3
Love you Trissfu :3
>>
>>172542884
You're not me. I don't have a teeny weeny :3
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Hot glue?
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>>172543328
i keep my hot glue for Triss & Ciri
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>>172543634
I had no idea Geralt of Rivia browses these threads.
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>the reward for killing the vampire is only 5000

i made more shekels by killing hte bandit camps and selling their shit
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>>172543739
>>
>>172540238
>I wonder if his curse was actually legitimate or just a threat, Geralt brings up him cursing the village, but you never get to actually see the effects, do you?

im pretty sure its a total bullshit. I doubt he'd even bother to do it if he could. Also:
>avalanches
>in Velen
>>
>>172541624
yes
>>
>>172543928
>tfw emhyr pays you 5000 to find ciri
>tfw it's pocket change
>>
>>172544000
how can i trigger them and btfo them ?
>>
>>172541624
yeah i wonder too
>>
>>172544067
>>172544067
>>172544067
>>
trissfu anon time to make a new thread, the beauty of trissfu pushed yet another thread to the limit
>>
>>172544038
yeah pretty fuckin underwhelming

>says it's enough gold to retire
>spend it all on 10 repairs
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