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We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, March 30th:
598 – Balkan Campaign: The Avars lift the siege at the Byzantine stronghold of Tomis. Their leader Bayan I retreats north of the Danube River after the Avaro-Slavic hordes are decimated by the plague.
1815 – Joachim Murat issues the Rimini Proclamation which would later inspire Italian unification.
1855 – Origins of the American Civil War: "Border Ruffians" from Missouri invade Kansas and force election of a pro-slavery legislature.
1867 – Alaska is purchased from Russia for $7.2 million, about 2-cent/acre ($4.19/km2), by United States Secretary of State William H. Seward.
>News
CK2 Monks and Mystics is out. Check the 4chan archive.

EU4 - 21/03
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-dev-diary-21st-march-2017-diplomatic-macro-builder.1006623

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!PQgxyACD!bpcXXoWI3Pfu_PJ1_sz5D7wKYO2OStEWr_npgpw0B_w

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2]Africa Mod
http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ

Old Thread >>172352470
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>172478948
white
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>>172478948
BASED
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Countrymen, it is YOUR turn!
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>>172478942
Is the Great Horde just bad or do I suck as them. I feel so poor and have shit manpower. Hordes always feel really weak to me.
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>>172479224
They are shit, except they are near invincible in plains and they can expand incredibly fast. But other than those two extremely strong mechanics, they're utter shit.
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Was this ever a /gsg/ meme?
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>>172478948
W&B
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>>172479547
Is there a decent way to fix the income problem.
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>>172478948
Based and white
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>>172479832
Spoils of war and don't pump out too much cavalry. Basically as a horde you're going to want to chain wars in order to keep looting and demanding ducats. It's very easy to end up with like a 75% cav army though, which is extremely expensive and unsustainable. Try to mix in some more infantry.
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>>172478948
wab
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What country should I play in Victoria Two: HPM Edition if I didn't get very much sleep last night?
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>>172480513
None, they're all pretty tedious.
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>>172479224
Depatch to 1.14 when they were godly and watch this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPr_G7eym4c
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>>172480513
America. Literally can't lose, just play world police.
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>>172480661
>"World conquests"
>dont take exploration and expansion ideas and tediously colonize all the uncolonized areas
Shouldn't even be considered WCs.
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>>172480513
germany, literally railroad to greatness.
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>>172481506
>le sphere minigame
Not comfy.
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>>172480513
>for fun
Persia, Austria, Argentina, Belgium

>for challenge
Krakow, Greece, Serbia, Ottomans
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literally white
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Lads, I'm playing Africamod and am wondering, should I fix basic stuff (Unite with transvaal having no localisation, Zoutpansburg having no techs) and re-release the mod or just leave it to die?
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>>172482302
do it faggot
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>>172482302
do it anon
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the only good frog is a dead frog
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>>172482816
I wouldn't be shitting on based Africamodlad's legacy, would I?
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>>172483172
as long as you just fix stuff and don't add any memes i suppose you wouldn't
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>>172483742
I-i just want him to come back..
I don't even know how to mod, I just hoped threatening to tamper with his mod would bring him back.
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>>172483171
>muh fort + dig in bonuses slaughter attackers

wow hmmm VERY original
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>>172483971
i feel you
gsg just keeps memeing everyone we have away
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G-guys, help me out.

I played EUIV on a friend's laptop house and loved it, but this game has billions of dollars worth in DLCs.

Which ones should I get that adds only the actual gameplay expansion elements ? There seems to be some bad ones too, which ones are actually good?
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>>172484704
just pirate it,(((johan))) doesn't deserve your money
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>>172484557
I don't even know what's happened to HPM, apparently he got a job in China or something? Then AFPG went to China.

Africamodlad will probably come back just to say he and a number of ithers have been kidnapped by the Chinese government to develope a new GS that promotes a Chinese world view amongst Western teenagers.
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>>172484883
HPM died after he accidentally crashed into a christmas shopping market in Germany
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>>172484883
I'd buy such a chinese GS, it would be 100x better than anything paradox is going to shit out.
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xD
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>>172485339
t. PRCanon
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>>172482302
modding isn't actually that hard since 99% of shit in mods is in textfiles. since your just fixing stuff instead of creating new shit, you could probably just copy paste a string of text similar to what you want and change a few words to get it to work.
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>>172482074
only acceptable g*rmyn borders
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>>172485551
If I did it I might add some events/decisions, nothing memetastic, just in fitting with the mod as is.
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>>172478942
>>172478948
>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
>https://mega.nz/#!PQgxyACD!bpcXXoWI3Pfu_PJ1_sz5D7wKYO2OStEWr_npgpw0B_w
The correct link is https://mega.nz/#!vIQnEZJK!5YCtpPMElgZJ3DDaVSaxJqEGym87SKZxfx-uKVwZmqM
Please R&I, there's literally no point in having a dead link in the OP text.
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>>172482302
You could easily copy the starting techs from Oranje to the other Boer states. That would be a very simple fix. If you are going to bother to do localisation text, please make it decent quality on par with the rest of the flavortext in that mod (which is actually pretty good!).
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>>172485825
Lad, I told you last thread, I (the MotE raher than distant worlds OP) did update it, but R&I autistically spams "proper thread" whenever anyone else makes the OP, then Steamcordplaza spam "white", "based", "white and based" and the janny deletes the thread with updated mods.
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>>172486062
>If you are going to bother to do localisation text, please make it decent quality on par with the rest of the flavortext in that mod (which is actually pretty good!).

Of course, lad, it would be something like (for unite with ZAR)
"Our existence as a sovereign community is quickly becoming untenable, frequent native raids, unsustainable economic practices, and various other blatantly implosive policies has left us at the brink of collapse, there is of course hope, if we were to apply for statehood in the nearby Zuid-Afrikaansche Republiek, whilst downplaying our shortcomings, we could potentially strike a deal for partnership with them with a large amount of influence amongst their leadership."
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>>172486095
Since it's literally a dead link, I think we can safely say that this is oversight rather than malice on the R&I poster's part. If I can get his attention, I'm sure he'll have no problem with updating the link for next time.

You really sound like quite a bitter boy about all this, though, anon. Sometimes I make the new thread myself if it's around 11 eastern time, and about half the time there's a dupe and my thread doesn't end up getting used. It's not a big deal. R&I isn't even one person.
Did you make the MotE OP yourself? Why are you so attached to it?
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>>172485445
Blobbing or not those borders are fucking disgusting. I'm glad he lost it all
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>>172486794
He would've cleaned it up if he'd had time, of course. It's not fair to judge his borders when they were only a year or two old and the project unfinished.
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>>172482302
>>172486062
>tfw reading Boer history
Why do (((Anglos))) have to exist lads?
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>>172484704
Buy the game and pirate all the DLCs, Paradox games don't have any DRM
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>>172487012
They only became that way because they were forced to live on a stinky, swampy island for a thousand years before rejoining the rest of the world, and by that point they had quite a chip on their shoulders.
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>>172486770
>Since it's literally a dead link, I think we can safely say that this is oversight rather than malice on the R&I poster's part. If I can get his attention, I'm sure he'll have no problem with updating the link for next time.
You are treating him as a rational entity, anon. He simply isn't. I mean, he makes duplicate threads just to get his messge as the first post, which is in the OP anyway in the form of "They are known for false-flagging. Report and ignore it."

>Did you make the MotE OP yourself? Why are you so attached to it?
No, that's the thing, it's made by the guy who made the original infopic. R&I refuses to use it, out of autism, malice, or a mixture of the two.
See:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/165557514/#q165558639

So you see, R&I personally refuses to use things he personally sees no value in, the new OP, an update of the original, and the updated music mod are just two of these.

I'm not Steamcordplaza, but his autism is simply impalpable.
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>>172486904
>They were bad just because they weren't finished blobbing!
Not an argument.
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>>172487012
It's our destiny to rule everything that the sun touches.

It's an Anglo world, you're just living in it
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>>172487396
The infopic chinkanon was peddling didn't have either DW or Aurora, it deserved to go unused
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>>172487816
First off, it does, they're in the miscellaneous subsection.
Secondly, he did numerous polls over numerous different timezones to prove people of the thread supported that.
Thirdly, this is an update of the original OP, made by the same person, it's as close to "official" as we have.
Fourthly, DW and Aurora are 4x, NOT GS.
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>>172487774
>unironically sm*gposting when you gave away literally everything you had FORFREE and are currently getting your homeland colonized by Pakis
Anglos are as retarded as they are contemptable
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>>172488201
Deal with it
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>>172488116
>the miscellaneous subsection
They need to be at the top lad, no one notices if they don't have a pic. Replace MotE and GOIIV with them with games that are actually decent
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>>172488379
Why? Aurora and DW are 4x games, not GS, therefore they don't deserve to be at the top.

They shouldn't even be in the OP at all, but steamcordplaza autists like yourself push for it to dilute the definition of grand strategy.
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How do I achieve comfy in CK2? What region is best for this?
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>>172479785
I like it
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La Plata
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is it cheating if i use a event to get the based NSDAP to take power?
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>>172489762
Absolutely.
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How do I get promoted in societies for ck2?

I've been waiting for a response for the second rank in Lucifer's Own for like 10 years.
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>>172489762
It's not even that hard. Give up 2 provinces in a war and you'll go fascist within a year
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>>172489762
only if it penetrates you
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can this europe be saved?
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>>172489762
>v2 question
>3 replies
>>172490314
>ck2 question
>0 replies


Heh, guess you liquorlads still rule this place.
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>>172491032
>absolute monarchy italy
it already is
t. julius evola
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>>172491032
>become fascist
>take decision for cores on all of dalmatia
>create dalmatia-less Yugoslavia as puppet
>dismantle ottomans and austria
banat and poland lithuania are pretty based desu
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>>172491268
Banat is like the Boerestaat of the balkans, surrounded by subhumans yet retains it's pure Germanic heritage in spite of all adversity.
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This game is such a meme.
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>>172491067
That's because your ck2 question is a little dumb

It's only a problem on your end, i always get a reply within the week and they literally cannot say no
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>>172491268
i'll do what i can but it may mean the reduction of banat, and i already took the Dalmatia decision i just wasn't sure how i should take it since the croats are my loyal minion.
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>germany
>dismantle russia
>italy and japan automatically sphere all of central asia and eastern europe while i only got ukraine
has anyone ever tried making the post dismantle events less fucking random and retarded
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Hey guise! Just did a world conquest by 1949, going to try again as Bhutan -> thunder dragon empire and do it by 1945, wish me luck!
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>>172492768
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>>172492768
there's nothing more disgusting than a non-crippled UK at the end of a session
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*unsheathes katana*
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yeehaw
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>Can't call ally to war because they owe you less than 10 "diplomatic favors"
>Allies can always call you to war and if you refuse you take a large prestige hit.
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>>172494310
multiplayer balance anon ;-DD
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>>172478942
albania is growing slowely yet surely, eventually I will become the greatest power on the mediteranean
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>Freshly install After the End
>Black water provinces
What fresh hell am I in
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>>172481881
Argentina is easy?
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>>172494310
meh
it's fine, alliances were too abusable
unlike the AI you won't get yourself involved in wars that go against your long term interests
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>3 other nations with rulers of my Dynasty, all of which I have royal marriages with
>When my ruler dies a "Russian noble" will inherit the throne
>My heir is 2 years younger than me
>Die at 53
>He dies at 53 also
>Apparently NEITHER OF THEM HAD KIDS BEFORE BECOMING RULER
>Now some shit dynasty

Why the fuck doesn't the game account for heirs having kids before they inherit the throne, this is such horse shit.
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How do I make my capitalists richer?
I'm playing CSA and the God damn liberals took over and so I'm barred from any control over my industry.
Problem is the richest capitalist in the nation has ~80 cash in reserve, so investment is completely dead.
I'm stuck with a bunch of level one factories that are filled to the brim with no means of expanding them. What do?
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>>172495937
Spam elections
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>>172495937
Also make railroads, I believe it gives an income to the Capitalists.
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I'm building a comfy british empire, but this large irish population is quite unnerving I feel as though many have come up with answers to the irish question, but it is a problem that requires a final solution
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>>172497646
>bureacrats
You already have enough money, lad, focus on education and leave your admin slider on full.
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>>172497813
he needs them for the nanny state
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>>172498198
Don't go into debt, sell that flintlock musket!
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>>172478948
white people
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I hate this playthrough and I want to stop but I cant.
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>>172498408
>!
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>>172498518
>german doesn't control all of europe
I'd say it's a success
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>>172498535
>trying THIS hard to fit in
>STILL not even knowing what ironic use of punctuation is
Sad!
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>>172498816
>i-i was just pretending to be retarded
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>>172498903
>>172498903
>>172498903
>>172498903
>>172498903
>>172498903
If you wanted (You)s all you had to do was ask.
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>>172499043
thank you
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>After the End has been updated
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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Is there a decision or event to conquer aden and begin annexing the yemeni states as the brits
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>>172499540
>ebin believable world-tier religions and cultures
>isn't even based on hip/ck2+
why even bother
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>>172499726
>expecting anything better than hype for garbage from >>>/r/thedonald posters
VICTORIA 3 SOON LADS, CHINA IN CK2 TOO!!!
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>>172499885
Didn't the Abbasids go to war with china?
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Try and conquer me now fuckboys.

When we mobilize, Indians will blot out the sun.
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>>172500298
>still can't poo ina loo
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>>172500158
You mean this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Talas
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>>172500417
Yeah, didn't realise it was before Charlememe start date, or that it wasn't a full blown war
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hey everyone
yeehaw
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>>172498518
post borders
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>>172495610
this
le 'ally france and use them to blob' meme strat in pdox games have been going on far to long. Worst part of liquoria diplo 2bh
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1-3 gsg
4-6 me3
7-9 mod
0 mst3k
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>>172501357
>liquoria
Back you go, steamcordplaza.
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>>172501246
it's standard Charlemagne shit
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>>172501615
Why haven't you stopped the franks
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>>172501723
I never really gave a shit about them. I only wanted the provinces that would let me reform Rome.
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>>172501918
Try to start a few rebellions to break it apart
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>>172502052
I'd rather not. They're the only other country that comes close to being a threat.
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Classical antiquity gsg when??
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>muh borders
>muh borders
>muh borders

WHO THE FUCK CARES

When you can have pic related. Admire my renewed Byzantine Empire
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>>172502662
by the way, im not going to annex gonder because the germans are already occupying provinces
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>>172502662
>>172502826
What the fuck are you doing nigga
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>>172502662
>you beat the ottomans in like 2 wars

Wow, amazing. You cheesed the Victoria 2 AI. Want a medal? I'd give you one if those weren't the worst Greek borders I've ever seen.
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>>172481881
> Ottomans
Is there a way to turn Ottomans based? Like, was their fascist party cool or anything?
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is anyone else HYPED for the paradoxcon? i already got 2 tickets one for me and the other for my gf. its going to be a blast.
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>>172504506
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>>172504506
>my gf said she wanted to take her son instead of me, welp, guess il just have to do another jan ryukulm game guise
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>>172504470
Commie Turkey with every single Islamic country united under Benevolent Islamic Gommunism.
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Am i really unable to conquer natives on mainland America unless i go deus vult?
I thought i would get a mission that gives me claims or something that lets me land on Mexico without having to get Religious ideas
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>>172505943
Install HPM.
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Is vanilla darkest hour worth a playthrough? Any recommended mods that aren't alt-history?
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>>172506532
NWO, lets you play from WW2 through cold war era. never actually finished a ww2 scenario with germany so idk how good the events are from that standpoint
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Any EU4 custom nation ideas?
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>>172506897
>Custom nations
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>>172504470
the ottoman is naturally based anon
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>>172479203
>get V2 NWO mod
>be USA
>unify Korea
>want to annex Canada in order to build up an economy and military to defend against the USSR and China in the inevitable war
>forget how the CB shit works
>get "Acquire State" CB
>want to acquire Quebec
>start war
>decide to try to get the other states later after I can add wargoal
>use nukes
>get tired of war and decide to just acquire Quebec
>say fuck it and give Quebec independence
>years later
>we forgot why we did any of that in the first place
>Canada never forgets
>try best to stay #1 and prevent Soviet takeover
>realize wtf I've been using nukes a lot
>decide to only use nukes when useful
>free Kurdistan
>mid-90s
>British declare war on me to contain me
>go MAD (mutual assured destruction)
>they win
>the California Republic, CSA, and Texas split off
>now #4

Thanks Quebec.
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>>172506897
>EUIV
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>four shitposts in a row
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>>172507353
>be me
>feel the same
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>seven shitposts in a row
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It just took one famine. The Ir*sh were at 22% before it
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>>172507586
..source?
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>>172508020
>there are more british than infians
What? Did you release India?
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>>172508076
Agata - My Lazy Sister
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>>172508154
Yea, I'm just taking some select colonies. I'm going for /pseudocomfy/
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>>172508498
Better be all white, lad.
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>>172508536
I'm genociding states but leaving colonies alone, taking low pop states, but i might for mittelafrikaiums
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>>172508723
How are you gassing without rhetoric of hate?
>cheating?
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>>172494310
>>Allies can always call you to war and if you refuse you take a large prestige hit.
Just save, go to the main menu, resume the game, the call is gone. Then without unpausing, uncheck the "call to offensive wars" button. Now watch your ally get shrekt since he counted with your troops.
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>>172508780
I'll be doing it later. I rid myself of der ewige celt without cheating, the Irish potato famine event is fucking insane if you choose the least amount of support it lasts I think 15 or 20 years and does a huge immigration push/death rate
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As a Civ babby, should I play EU4 or CK2? Which one will be easier for me to transition to?
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Will this work?
modifier = {
factor = -0.7
THIS = { has_pop_culture = nanfaren }
country = { primary_culture = manchu }
}
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>>172509023
What are the options for that? Never played as overpowerediums britanniums.
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>>172509148
It should. i think.
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>>172509791
do a southafrika one
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>>172509146
CK2 won't be easier but play it anyways.
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>>172509791
post the german and soviet ones
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>>172509791
>economy tanking that hard
Fix your fucking shit or go back to >>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>172509730
hope so :(
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>>172510215
What happened?
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>>172510215
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>>172478942
>>[HoI4] - Après Moi, Le Déluge
http://www.moddb.com/mods/apres-moi-le-deluge
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>>172510302
Qing civilized
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>>172510215
>>172510481
>Han Chinese
What about North and South Han?
What about the Pink Pops, are those Brits?
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>>172510579
I combined south and north hans, it seemed arbitrary division

pinks are "anglo-saxon"
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>>172510692
So you made it ethnicity, rather than culture?
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>>172510692
It's meant to be culture not race. You will fuck up stuff like the Civil War if you erase Yankee vs Dixie
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>>172510579
>>172510692
when will they just rename it Mandarin and Cantonese already?
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>>172510970
Cantonese are centered around Canton, mainly represented by Yue iirc
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>>172510895
Civil war works fine though

>>172510872
I don't think its very accurate even culture vice, yue, hakka, min etc are still there
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>>172511016
then what the fuck is the difference between northern and southern han?
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>>172511032
Are you just forcing certain states to go CSA irrespective of other factors? You've erased the beauty of V2's pop system.
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>>172511117
It's like North and South German, mainly cultural.

Han and German should be a single Nationality though
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>>172511137
I think thats the way it works in HPM anyway
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>>172511215
i mean, like whats the actual difference and reason for it existing at all?
as >>172511016 yue actually has a reason to exist because cantonese

i would understand if like, one of them was primarily a different religion (like southern germans being mostly catholic while northern germans are mostly protestant, that I get)

but what the hell is the differences between the han ethnicities?
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>>172511407
Ask the devs, I can't help you understand their choices
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so i have influence, humanism, and exploration. as Great Britain what idea group should i do next? i control all of western Europe, im the only one left in the colony game, and i have vassals throughout north and west africa.
i cant decide between either admin (all the normal reason plus i got an event to increase my loan amount and the interest is killer), religious (dues vult to vasal and pu feed), expansion (colonist), or diplomatic (more subjects, easier pus). i don't need any military ideas, since mine is already strongest in the world by nearly double.
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Update the link for my CK2 music mod OP, it was updated a few days ago


https://mega.nz/#!vIQnEZJK!5YCtpPMElgZJ3DDaVSaxJqEGym87SKZxfx-uKVwZmqM
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>>172512270
no
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>>172512270
is that every county broken up and handed to vassals with only one province? or is just a map of titles?
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Anyone else watching Florry's supernatives LP?
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>>172517195
>because braindead idiots always ignore non-(((info)))pic threads
Or maybe because we don't want off-topic weeaboo garbage in the OP
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post eu 4
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Germanic Norse really are the most OP. That prepared invasion casus belli is ridiculously strong and even if you're christian you can still raid for loot with only some piety loss.
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>>172517350
stop
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>>172517291
I'd take anime cancer in the OP if it means we can take back the OP and the thread from a mindless autist and his quest to stagnate and destroy the thread.
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>play austria
>dick around in the hre a bit exerting the power of the super alliance you get for free in 1444
>bully the shit out of the tiny hre nations
>they get upset
>send a diplomat and bully some other poor sod for a bit
>they like me again
>revoke privilegia

After revoking I declared war on a france that owned all of his cores and an ottomans ally that owned the balkans and alexandria. They just exploded within a few months. What the fuck is this bullshit nation, i thought ottomans was piss easy to play but austria takes it to a whole other level.
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>>172479301
>implying it's not just how people in the Middle Ages saw autistic people
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>>172512382
It's a screenshot of a game played before vassal limit was a thing
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>>172517674
>play Brandenburg
>Form Germaniums
>Shit on the HRE everytime I can

Fuck made up titles.
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>>172517674
Rule of thumb is once you reach a certain point all major nations are so easy that comparing them doesnt even matter. Ottomans are still strongest but who cares I can conquer and destroy people just as easy as Austria or france or castile. Sayin a major is easy is sorta stating the obvious.
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>>172517674
All majors are OP in single player simply because the gap between the player and the AI is huge by default. Only MP is actually difficult because you have to play against actual people. MP is shit and not fun though so whatever.
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>>172518045
>MP is shit and not fun
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>>172484704
Wait for a sale to buy the base game and pirate DLC, and I say that as someone who bought everything on release day until Cossacks, seriously fuck your DLC policy Johan
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>>172518194
>buying games
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>>172487012
>liking people who lived with literal niggers and didn't genocide them
I'm just not even going to comment on that
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>>172518309
>liking people who lived with literal niggers and didn't genocide them
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>>172518110
Half the time it's bullshit dogpiling.
If there are a lot of players then it's a grueling slog where everyone is afraid to be aggressive because they'll become the target of a huge coalition. If there are too few players it might as well be single player.

If you play for score then it's bullshit arbitrary bordergore for the sake of ebin points. If you don't play for score then there's no real point and you might as well play single player.

If everyone plays majors then the world looks like Man in the High Castle by 1600. If everyone plays minors then the world looks like Man in the High Castle by 1700. If some people play minors and others play majors, the majors steamroll everything.

If the players are competing it has the unfun problems listed above. If it's just co-op then its' even easier than single player so there's no point.

EU4 is not designed to have multiple human players.
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>>172491609
>going across borders
Jefferson would not be impressed
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>>172508794
Is there a feature like this for CK2
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>>172518468
>EU4 is not designed to have multiple human players.
>hating MP

is this goy serious? like wtf this goes against the rediquette or something
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>>172494541
>year is 998
>I still haven't united Aengland
>Muslims are still across the Pyrenees
>Charlemagne ignored Lombardy
>I had a marriage with the duchess of ireva and was going to inherit half of Lombardy but then she became a traitor
>Lombardy has gone full ham in Africa fully seperating the Muslims apart
If the city states don't happen then the crusade for Jerusalem will be really interesting
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>>172518309
>liking people who lived with literal niggers and didn't genocide them
epik idea mein brüder!!!!!!111
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>>172495789
>why can't the game program more than 2 characters at a time
Because we charge DLC according to how much time we spent on it, and wow did designing those new English models take awhile to do
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>>172500554
>implying they won't give an even newer start date to the game to make the DLC make sense like Old Gods and AoC did
WEW lad
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>>172501615
>franks across the Pyrenees
This is like a 30% chance of happening lad, as it recquires the carologinian empire to stay united and not splinter to gavelkind
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>>172478948
white men
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>>172518901
>same face on the kid
Bad comic, nothing will beat the grossgermanium one
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>>172505943
You were able to but they removed the feature from expansion and exploration because DAS RAYCIST
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>>172519370
In some ways yes. CK2 is the only game that is 100% better then its predecessor.
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Check it out (this is actually really bad and I wish it hadn't happened)
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>>172519423
That's not a direct sequel to the prussia pro meme.
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Whats with the Austria epidemic lately? Seems like every other person is playing Austria. This may just be cause im old but why play Austria were everything falls into your lap when you could play as Bavaria or Hesse and try and unite the HRE. It would be alot more challenging and IMO fun.
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>>172512162
>GB
>colony game
>still playing
Unless it MAYO why are you playing it's just boring at that point
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>>172519581
>I'll put belgium im control of the entire region
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Someone post that "making of Victoria III" image.
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>>172519619
I've played Bavaria, Bohemia, Brandenburg and Mazovia as Emperors. Austria is the best. By the time you get the ball rolling with the Empire as anyone but Austria it's been cucked hard.

Also, stuff only "falls into your lap" if you play for it. The first 50 years as Austria can be as challenging as EU4 gets.
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>>172518449
>>172518901
T. Butthurt franks who couldn't even colonise the holy land
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>>172519505
>female heir

heh
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>>172488314
why do people associate memesley with this trend, he has creepy beady little eyes ok but he's about as far from culturally anglo as far as anglos go
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>>172519619
Because we want to be Kaisers but not mewling retards or anti Semites as god emperor trump loves the Jews and I wouldn't want CIA knowing I disagree with Sénor Trump
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>>172517405
>playing before 1066 start

play meme starts, get memed on
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>>172519860
Hesse is my fav HRE nations for reasons beyond me. But my point kinnda still stands as Austria to an experienced player can be seen as nearly free conquest of Hungary Bohemia and most of Burgundy no its not 100% but by EU4 standards its alot of free easy valuable land. Still play who you want ive grown bored of most nations since I find majors super boring and ive done just about every meme minor the easiest of which was shockingly taberstan into Perisa.
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>>172519993
>taking the meme seriously
>not realising the eternal anglo was made when /pol was ironic and didn't have Magyars calling you cucks for using toilet paper rather than bidets and then writing thesis papers on how traps aren't gay and compiling HISTORICAL folders of traps throughout civilisation saying this is good and natural, and then collecting HISTORICAL folders of cuckoldry throughout civilisation and saying this is bad an unnatural
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If communism had gain traction in another great power country would they have been as successful?
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>>172520129
>accepting the whig view of history
>not basing the game off your lost TW:A run
>>172520184
Yeah eu4 is just so repetitive now and unrealistic, but then MAYO and TALEX just has such a cancerous design to it
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>>172520184
Oh to add to this point the biggest bottleneck of replayabbilty to grand strat is the amount of fun nations to play. Play it long enough and youve played every nation and done all the goals. So why is it modders seem to always fail at making alt history mods that are actually fun? Like KR is by and far the best of them but all the others ive played I did one or two games then got bored. I think maybe the first step for a modder is to simply build the world and not focus on bloat features like everyone of them seem to do. The good modders try and make a whole new game while the bad ones dont have the skill to make an interesting world.
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>>172520564
Divergences of Darkness is alright, except for the mega-meme nations.
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>>172520184
>since I find majors super boring
That's why I've never finished a game as Austria, most likely but I've decided that I want to see the full force of the Empire so I'm doing it this time.

Pic related as well: I could have forced a PU on Denmark but let it slide because I knew I would quit before 1600 if I got the north for free.
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Is there a way to run multiple CCs? It's tiring to have to input several for a quick game.
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>>172520787
>Potentially controls half of Europe 50 years into the game
Thats why I dont play majors.
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>>172520956
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Can you invade Persia in Victoria 2 HPM with the Establish Protectorate casus belli or you cant have it and you can only invade with Demand Concession casus belli?
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>Germany joined Vichy France in a war against USA
Dude what. There goes my plan of fighting outside of Axis/Allies with the US. Fuck.
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>>172520880
Yeah there's no luck, planning or gameplay involved at all. Every time you press spacebar another Duchy turns Hapsburg unlike Rajput where you have to play the game with skill.
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Anyone ever gave ajuuraan a proper try? Their colour seems very fitting for map painting.
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>>172521293
>you go over diplo limit by the end of the month
All I wanted to do was colonise
>>172517674
But you have no super alliance in 1444
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suck it e*rope :^)
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>1/1/1 king inherits muh blob
>make him general
>6 fire 6 shock
hmm
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>>172520787
Austria is ridiculous. By 1550 I had revoked the privilegia and had a PU over spain (including aragon and naples), portugal and england.

>>172521887
You can instantly get an alliance with everyone in europe except france. By 1450 I had PUd bohemia and was allied with hungary, poland, england and spain. The emperor, a strong germanic nation, poland, 2 main colonizers and a big starting hungary is unmatched in 1444. This was my first austria game and easy as fuck. Only bohemia took some """"planning"""".
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>>172522204
>forming hre
you fucked up
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>>172522138
Us grand strats grognard gamers amirite!!!???

fuck off with that shite back to r.eddit or I'll run me fist up yer arse
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After the exile to Australia and New Zealand, British industry has effectively been rebuilt, though is looking like it might eclipsed by the Prussians or Americans soon.
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>>172522204
>You can instantly get an alliance with everyone in europe except france.
Only if you get the diplo rep advisor. Otherwise, you can't. So you can get an alliance with anyone if in Europe straight away if you luck out and get that advisor. Scotland, on the other hand has to wait a month for an alliance with anyone in Europe (except England) if they have the diplo rep advisor. So is Austria OP or is it the diplo rep advisor?
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>>172522204
>revoked by 1550 you have to be shitposting
>ally with England
Recruited neither to rival Spain
>ally with Poland
Rarely happens because LMAO rivals
>Hungary
Requires you to break a key alliance when ottomans could join at any time
>Bohemia
A diploslot you waste if you don't get the PU
Start a new game, and post every key event here
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>>172522507
>improve relations for a month or two
>get super alliance

Scotland can't throw its weight around as much as austria can once they have gained that powerbloc. "relative strength of alliance" is a huge modifier that austria can abuse to gain control of the HRE. Something scotland has a lot less use for. They can't just sit there and enjoy their immunity since they'll actually have to start offensive wars.
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>>172522760
And with new alliances mechancis you need to wait 10 years before you can call Your ally in
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>>172522407
Christ laddo, just go back.
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>>172522745
You can replace any of those with some other moderate powerhouse if you don't manage to secure it. It doesn't matter much. You're going to get 3 of them every single game which is enough already, but you could easily get a denmark, burgundy, aragon or any other moderately strong nation behind your inbred ass.

>>172522867
You don't need them, you just need them to be in your alliance to deter anyone to declare on you or the HRE. You only need to keep control in the HRE, a single PU or nation you can grant provinces is enough for your offensive wars against minor HRE nations or the italians.
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I love corn
t. Nicorn Cornchev
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Why is corn not an RGO in vicky 2?
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>corn strategic resource in hoi3
Make it happen Alex
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>>172522381
Meanwhile in Europe with no one to enforce the balance of power, Prussia blobs freely.
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>>172523314
Finland or Austrian Finland
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>>172521913
> :^)

we get it dude you go on 4chan

>>172523010
you're not funny or endearing, stop posting
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>guys all other societies are trash haha satanists are the OP ones haha :XD

I'm immune from the stress/depression RNG (so are my kids), there is no chance to get RNG killed by a random satanist, my capital province has stacked 6 permanent boosts that basically make it equivalent to three provinces, and pic related is being inherited to all my heirs.
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> A new cool thing that is free in the patch is the ability to declare bankruptcy at will. Of course, this can only be done when you have a loan, and is not already in a bankruptcy. The effects of bankruptcy have changed as well, in that you lose 3 stability, get all your power set to -100, lose all advisors, mercenaries & current constructions. All loans are gone, but all your provinces suffer 10 devastation and lost the “recent uprising” modifier. You also lose all buildings you have built in the last 5 years. You gain a penalty for 5 years as well, which reduces morale by 50%, increases tech, idea & advisor costs by 50% and increases autonomy and decreases absolutism in your nation.
AI is about to get BTFO forevermore.
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>>172523957
absolutely based
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>>172524057
huh?
AI in EU cheats super hard, especially when it comes to sieges and tech
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>>172523957
shut the heck up
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>>172523990
WHat mod?
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>>172524057
>BTFO

Stop typing like a retard.
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>>172523957
Tell me where you live.
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>>172524151
http://hip.zijistark.com/releases/latest.pl
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>tfw about to sink both the Bismarck and Tirpitz in one go
lovely
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>>172524154
>like a retard
Stop being autismphobic
>>172524190
Thanks
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>>172524198
WTF? why are you playing as the kike funded britcucks???
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>>172519672
>the funny gold laffin dude

Braindead.
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>>172524256
mmmm that nose hump, post more boys
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>>172524098
They go bankrupt with alarming frequency.
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How do I get into CK2? Are there a few tutorial graphics like for V2?
I tried over a dozen times to do anything in this game, but it all either ends in failure and I stay the same size for a hundred years before quitting because I am basically doing nothing
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Why is /gsg/ so FUCKING mean!?
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>a muslim heir who's also the heir of a khanate is about to become the emperor

nice one johan
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>>172512270
NO
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>>172524826
trustworthy planets
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https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/conclave-features-scavenged-from-emf.902857/
Oh I am laffin
Also how do regular crusade mechanics and HIP crusade mechanics vary
>>172524826
M8 10 years into my game the bulgars settled via ever and became Roman emperors, but none of his orthodox vassal rebelled against their Muslim lord, who spread Islam to literally nowhere
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stop tempting me i want to form hindustan instead
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>>172525271
>Respectfully Disagree x 40
To be honest it's better that pdox takes ideas from modders because when they create something it's always shit
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>>172525438
>not wanting to form Persia
???
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>>172525461
If I want realism should I go HIP or CK+
And could you also answer my question about changes to the crusade mechanic
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>>172525701
HIP without VIET.
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>>172525623
it wasn't my original intention, else i would already have done it (probably along with converting to zoroastrianism)
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>>172525978
Do iiiiiiiiit
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>>172525795
What type of events are we talking about
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>>172526092
meme events like farting in court and losing 5 prestige
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>>172525271
>Thread Status: Not open for further replies.
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are they really willing to pay that much for shitty 20 stack?
also r8 europe
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aw shit
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How do you manage multiple empires in CK2?
I've become emperor of Francia multiple times before and it seems very manageable but it seems like the type of problem that can very quickly get out of hand.

For instance if half of your empire joins a faction and you suddenly have 20,000 troops take arms against you then at that point you have to raise vassal levies and pray that you can form an army before they form theirs.
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>>172523990
Can you regrow lost parts of your body or heal any sickness? Can you abduct anyone at will to bed or recruit? Can you get mana out of thin prison air or many all you vassals loyal and obedient?
You can't even join your society as nomad.
Also playing meme mod.
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>>172526480
>playing as pagans
But why?
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>>172526092
Anime tropes and sexual innuendos related to roosters.
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>>172526719
Is that your dad?
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>>172526813
Make NAP with vassal kings untill you're gross enough. Around 20 ones factions stop being a problem.
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>>172526813
>being the one to escalate it to violence
No you wait until they come with your demands, send them away and then if THEY draw their sword, you cut off their hand
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looks like turks will win war of holy league this time around
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mayo and texas 2 when?
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>>172527213
when they end adding every german province with city rights to hre
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>>172526813
You stabilize and spread your dynasty to all the lower titles before that.

I like to think of it as entropy cycles - you expand, introducing a spike in entropy (uncontrollable disorder) in your system. Therefor, you must stop expanding and stabilize everything by reducing entropy in the system (i.e "ordering" it), and then expand, and so on. Think of controlled contraction -> expansion -> controlled contraction -> expansion

I usually have half my vassals imprisoned from their revolts by the time I'm about to die and pass the realm to a heir, which limits their ability to act, or basically greatly reduces potential entropy in the realm. I will then proceed to slowly release them and redistribute titles throughout my gameplay as the heir, turning 90% of them into 20+ opinion loyal vassals, half of which my dynasty. And you must keep repeating that forever, at maximum efficiency, or you WILL get fucked by a revolt if you go above 300 realm size. I'd say that that's basically the meta of CK2

>>172526995
yeah
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Goddamnit I gave the burgers FREE LAND and they just hand it back, including Washington. Also I still have this because England got the event instead of me. Is it a good idea to keep it, or should I manually release it?
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Ireland has successfully surpassed England and Scotland and has become a Great Power.
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>>172521104
Does anybody know?
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>>172527324
Here's an example of a revolt - 27 prisoners, 19 of which landed vassals

That's pretty much two thirds of all my direct vassals, completely unable to do anything because they're locked up. You just let them sit like that and gradually release them one by one throughout the next 30 years. If someone's too assblasted and has a -100 opinion towards you, just revoke his duchy and place a family member there. Why family? Because you can sign free NAPs with them after succession
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>>172528523
Also an additional trick - get Free Investiture at all costs and appoint all your commanders or valuable characters to the bishops' heirs. Then proceed to dump duchies and counties into them and do stuff like pic related - you'd be basically in a direct control of vassal inheritance. Should you fuck up in any way, you can simply pick the theology focus, which will cause you to befriend (+100 opinion) all those archbishops.
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>>172518468
I play multiplayer to play with other people, I will usually have my own goals and focuses but will try to act in the best interests of my nation or myself instead of bobbing and puppeting everything.
Bobbing is boring in my opinion.
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Multipayer is for faggots.
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Bretonnia is broken, 10 peasant revolts every year.
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*vomits*
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what's the greatest story never told in grand strategy games
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>>172532053
The Triumph of Turkey.
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Wessex anon here
I won't be able to post campaign today because I was banned for posting in a roll thread, only able to post this as finally found my smartphone

>>172529083
>free investiture
Holy fuck Bismarck calm down some of us have standards
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>>172532053
East vs. West
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>>172531184
What's the other option
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how many of you were on american level when it comes to geography before playing grand autism games?
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>>172532491
dont remember. i just glanced at it for a second
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>>172532802
France goes from the Pyrenees, to the alp's to the Rhine right?
>>172532898
So you didn't join the satanists?
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Why is HIP so cucked
>Gender Equality
>People of both genders can staff all council positions and command armies. >All non-Muslim realms start with Absolute Cognatic succession.
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>>172532802
I'm american and I always liked map porn and history,, go fuck yaself
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>>172533441
>scandinavian devs
at this point i'm pleasantly surprised they left in the option to disable it, must have been an oversight
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Redpill me on plurality and conciousness

I still don't understand what either of these numbers mean
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Redpill on HIP's changed crusader mechanics, the wiki says they were changed, but the post it links to is deleted and after 2 pages of google I haven't found the answer
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>>172533441
you can turn it off nigger
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>>172534120
Yeah in base game you can, but if a mod changes it, then I can't change it back can I niqqa
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>>172534453
you still get an options menu to turn it off
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>>172532802
I confess that I learned a lot about africa and the arabian/indian areas.
>>
tliquor
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>>172533775
Plurality = how much they want social reforms and democracy, how much your pops want representation. High plurality + autocracy = high militancy. High plurality in a liberal democracy might have no ill effects though.

Consciousness = How much your pops desire to fulfill their interests and how much they care about their voice being heard in government. Passing reforms can placate pops and lower their consciousness if it's pertinent to their interest.

If your pops have high plurality and consciousness you're eventually going to either get a more liberal government, or revolts.
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>>172532802
>grandmother was a geography teacher
>had to know map by heart
Except Africa, she simply considered it a unnecessary shithole to memorize.
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>>172532802
I have studied maps for fun since I was a kid.
I remember growing up with a globe that showed both east and west Germany too.
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>>172535290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR-JoK3hD_w
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>>>>/his/2587283
Wow /gsg/ BTFO
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>buy 1080ti
>end up just continuing playing /gsg/
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>>172535880
>linking your own post to incite a raid
Delete your account.
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>>172536000
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>>172533540
That's pretty much just you though

http://www.boredpanda.com/americans-place-european-countries-on-map/
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I really wish the U.S. wasn't so boring to play in Paradox games.

>EU
Too short to do anything fun

>Vic 2
Nothing to really do in HPM because of how railroaded it is.

>HoI
Easiest of the Ezmode
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>>172536397
>Too short to do anything fun
colonize america asap and release yourself to play as colony
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>>172536397
>implying Americans can deal with challenge
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This crusade makes me hard.
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>>172536397
>wants to play historical games
>picks a nation with shit short history
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>>172537083
wew, a sad day for the roaches
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>>172537704
>>
greater israel is my favorite pole meme. yours?
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>>172537884
Good riddance.
Why cannot GPs give claims to other countries, like Greater Greece?
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rate my insecticide
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Describe your most glorious war victories, the onest hat made you feel like you could be an actual military leader or the ones that made you feeln your country great again (include game and allies if you had them)
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>>172538665
none of the big victories in gsg games are made by tactics, but rather by diplomacy and land management
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How can Christianity even compete?
France secretly supports Ottomans.
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Why did my ruler get this retarded nickname? What caused this?
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>>172539246
I remember nick names were rare before a certain patch that shit names you 1 second after becoming an adult
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Would ck2 be better if all the portraits weren't so ugly?
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What the fuck is wrong with this game...

>>172539514
Yeah used to be you almost never get a nickname, or to get one you must do something extraordinary. Now you reach 18, bam, nickname..
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Not a single reform passed since the beginning of the game (except the few railroaded ones)
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>>172539624
kys anime faggot
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>>172538665
defeating russia and germany in MP vicky 2 as Scandinavia. This wasn't HPM though, I tried HPM Scandinavia the other day and it was worse then vanilla. It makes norway a puppet to stop OP sweden and adds some bullshit decision chain
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What's the fastest way to trigger the ACW in HPM? I just want to get it out of the way so I don't have to worry about it.
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>>172540213
what makes you think I like anime?
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rate my conversion game.

I started at the 1337 start date as Basileus Andronikos III. This game is practically over, so I wanted to show it before conversion. Pagan lithuania formed an empire (so I renamed from just empire of lithuania to something a little better. or maybe just calling it Romuva would be better?). The moral authority of the catholic faith is literally 0 because there are 4 fucking antipopes so heresy is beginning. The shia caliphate exists in Persia, and Jerusalem is owned by Polish Crusaders. I can show close-ups of certain places or other mapmodes if anyone asks.
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Finally
I was getting sick of indian countries being more advanced in tech than west but i somehow managed to make it happen
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>>172540565
beyond worthless
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>>172539767
>What the fuck is wrong with this game...

#Vassal is invited to the feast
letter_event = {
id = 72011
desc = "EVTDESC72011"

is_triggered_only = yes

trigger = { NOT = { is_inaccessible_trigger = yes } }

option = {
name = "EVTOPTA72011" #Travel to the feast
ai_chance = {
factor = 1
modifier = {
factor = 2
opinion = { who = from value = -40 }
}
modifier = {
factor = 2
opinion = { who = from value = -20 }
}
}
set_character_flag = coming_to_feast
}
option = {
name = "EVTOPTB72011" #Refuse
ai_chance = {
factor = 1
modifier = {
factor = 2
NOT = { opinion = { who = from value = -60 } }
}
modifier = {
factor = 2
NOT = { opinion = { who = from value = -80 } }
}
}
FROM = {
letter_event = {
id = 72012
days = 1
random = 2
tooltip = "EVTTOOLTIP72012"
}
}
}
}
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>>172540565
Post eu4 pics when you're done
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Sum up HOI4 or any other paradox game in one screenshot
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>>172540923
Once I hit 1444 im going to spend a little time cleaning the map first, then Ill convert it.
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>>172540714
Translate to English, I dont speak autism. Also he has nearly 80 positive opinion of me
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>>172540935
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>>172541252
Why not convert, then clean it up?
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>>172541298
It means, if they have above -20 opinion of you there's still 1/5 chance they'll refuse. And that's the best it can get.
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>>172540565
play polack crusaders and try to destroy your old byzantine empire
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>>172541252
>>172540565
I have 1022 hours in CK2, I've never managed to get past 1150AD. I get ultra bored and start anew, repeat.
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>>172541384
its easier to clean the map before conversion.

>>172541458
Like I said, I started in 1337, I know full well what you mean.
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>>172541458
Yeah I have about 700 hours and I only just got the achievement for finishing a 1066 game.
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>>172540935
The worst part of that pic is
>Tsaritsyn
>Soviet Union

fucking disgusting
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>>172540935
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>>172541526
Religion and culture map?

What happened to the Sunni caliphate?
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>>172541743
heres the religion mapmode.

Plus the absolute badass that formed that pagan empire.
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>>172541743
The Sunni caliphate is still alive, but the caliph is a vassal of egypt and only owns a mosque in cairo.
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>>172542203
Shame you didn't mend the schism before converting
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>>172542270
I would've loved to. but in HIP it requires owning all of italy and having the holy land, and I didn't want to get that big before converting anyways.
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>>172542382
Really? I thought it was the associated duchies for the Patriarch seats.
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>>172542453
Oh, you seem to be right actually. I must have confused it with reforming the roman empire. But Still I didn't have the time to or want to take that land anyways. I would've had to kill the polish crusaders, and thats no fun.
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hello me laddos
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>>172542203
post eu conversion
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Just passing by to remind you to always join the Hermetic Society
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>>172543602
>memetic society
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>>172543602
Wait what, are artifacts inheritable?
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>>172543762
Of course they are, that's the whole point.
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>>172532802
I learned geography from RomeTW
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hey guys, i spent a lot of time on this, and I'd like to hear how you would rate my europe
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>>172532802
I was on american level when it came to flags too. A few years ago somebody was hanging a kazakh flag in their window and my sister said "look, there's a greek flag"
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>>172545149
that's a big prussia
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>>172517757
>i wish i was born in 1066 so i'd be an ebin devil rather than a forever alone sperg
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>>172545149
Fixed britain for you lad
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>>172545470
>implying you wouldn't be a useless runt born in some rural shithole who dies at 7 because you aren't even worth feeding
>>
how bad would grand strategies be if rome didn't collapse?
we would only have rome vs china gaems
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>>172545597
>implying it's not this
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>>172545809
with occasional gross parthia posters
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>>172545391
it's poland silly
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can someone post a blank meiou and talex map??
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France might be moving into all of espana with this kind of warfare
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>>172546102
i will but only if you bribe me with a qt anime girl
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>>172546190
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>>172546309
not a girl but whatever here you go
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>>172546564
jokes on you, I wasn't even that anon
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>>172546823
jokes on you, you can't see shit on that map
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which mod restores hoi 3/4 stuff from story never told like polish provocation of nazi germany and german genocide in polish lands
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I need pops in eu4
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>>172548014
religious minorities in MT are so fucking annoying already
no way to convert these niggers outside of pissing off half of your provinces
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How did I do?
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>>172548813
>realism is bad
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>>172549257
>not Partido Socialista
0/10
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>>172549257
>he played a full game as the US without dying of boredom
literally how
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>>172549257
I'm more impressed with Sweden to be quite honest with your family
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>>172522204
>big-timing it about how easy the game or a certain nation is
>no iron man
every time lads
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>>172549584
Not to mention Australia at 9, ahead of China.
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>>172549257
>Japan
>1945
kek majoris
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>>172549257
>two sicilies
>1936
show europe
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>>172549257
>Hungary-free Austria a GP monarchy
kek can't say I've seen that before
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>>172549257
>played the United States
>the most geographically ideal nation with weak nations to the north and south tons of European immigrants
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>>172549429
In my case I had to destroy it at some point to make it fun, it started crashing by the 1910s so I gave up though.
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>>172549854
Enjoy the Holy Communism
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>>172550260
are you playing vanilla ?
>>
>playing as zoroastrian duke in abbasid empire
>norse pagan comes to me regarding immortality
Brilliant
>>
How do I become a saint? The pope always hates me and no matter what I do my ruler always ends up living a life of sin.
>>
Hermetic society best society
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>>172551482
Lucifer's own is still better due to abduct/sacrifice and dark healing.

Hemetics just end up having their wife and children all hate them and waste thousands of gold on temporary +2 diplomacy buffs.
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>>172549882
>that 1914 pic
did somebody confuse WW1 and WW2?
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>>172551982
>Hemetics just end up having their wife and children all hate them
you will be rivals to all your sons anyway when the time come to give them their final education gift
Hermetics can instead pick the "diligent" thing since they can cure stress at will.
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>>172552283
>implying I ever pick those options
Only my heir gets that luxury, the rest of them are marriage pawns.
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>>172552454
why the fuck do you care what they think of you then?
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>>172552583
It's to my benefit that they don't all end up killing their spouses or siblings before they have children.

Ambitious children tend to be very bloodthirsty I've found.
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>tfw this nubian bull keeps requesting to marry my daughter every 5 seconds
>>
Will Britain annex Xhosa once the scramble begins? Will it also annex that puppet Zulu releases?
>>
>hei fuccboi, pls build a useless temple holding that will take one of you precious holding slots forever and I'll give you a couple hundred browny points
t. boss monk man

What the fuck were they thinking?
>>
>>172553001
Do it, imprison him and castrate him. Let him have his wife.
>>
I never make money as Vikings (playing as House Ulfing of Ostergotland) and usually just about break even after a raid. Before the viking age begins I can't raise any levies or I go bankrupt then the Skjoldungs and av Munsos vassalise me how do you do it?
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>>172553841
>What the fuck were they thinking?
You proceed to give the temple holding to one irrelevant member of your dynasty and elevate him to an archbishop, getting ~500 piety in the process. Works even better if you have Free Investiture and can control the inheritance of that archbishop

See: >>172529083

>tl;dr free loyal dukes
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>>172554093
But you don't need to build additional temples to do that.
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>>172529083
There's a 10% limit
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>>172554197
Well if you're loaded and cba Holy Warring temple holdings for free, this works perfectly

Worst case scenario - you just give the temple to another bishop for 75 piety

>>172554429
20%
>>
Playing the eternal Anglo in Vic2.
I released South Africa when the event asked me to, and it ended up with spots like this.
They later got cores on some of it. Will it get transfered over somehow by decision or event or should I just changeowner it?
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>>172554550
>cheating
>cropping
Next you're going to say this isn't HPM, laddo.
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>>172554446
>losing a holding slot that could have been a city or baronny for 75 piety
wew
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>>172551039
>faggot caliph sends me after some bandits and I die before I finish the event chain
>>
>>172536397
KAISEREICH
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>>172430739
based
>>
gehemnisnacht update WHEN?
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>playing africamod
>"lol wtf this mod is amazing why dont more people play it lol what a based mod"
>get this event
ah yes
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>>172550260
>that 1836 Italy
>those 1836 balkans

what the fuck
>>
>>172556621
sweet sweet status quo
>>
>no fall of rome era GS
What did they mean by this?
>>
Need a Comfy kingdom in ck2, help /gsg/
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>>172556839
but eu 4 exist
>>
r8 my idea for a CWE/NWO start date 2030

>Nationalist Entente of UK, France, Russia
>European Federation of Germany + Butthurt belt, progressive SocJust ideology, cosmopolitan 'European' primary culture, Sunni Arab accepted
>USA under Ivanka Trump nominally neutral but will side with Neo-Entente
>PRC is the second neutral, may side with EuroFed out of realpolitik
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>>172557059
Georgia

Create an Eastern heretical empire in the Caucasus
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>>172557179
>Sunni Arab accepted
lost
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>>172557179
>Butthurt belt,
you revealed yourself too early, ivan
europe 2030 is going to have balkanized russia with syberia sold to chinks
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>>172557364
I'm actually a russophile from the butthurt belt.
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>>172557364
Finally! Homophobes have no place in 2017. Putin OUT, third world IN
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>>172557364
as if

Russia will never fall, just continually transform into different varieties of conservative/authoritarian
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>>172557560
just like china
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>>172557484
you mean you're slavic diaspora from countries that are better off than cucksia and idolize a country you'll never move to
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>>172557484
just like every turkophile on internet happens to say that he's a (((greek))) right?
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>>172557179
>no South American union with 850mil population
>no divided India with shitstrong Pakistan
>no weak china
>No North American Union
Weak
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>>172557668
>idolize a country you'll never move to
You can idolise things without being them, laddo. Much like you idolize Sweden despite being an American democrat.
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>>172557668
take it to /int/
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>>172551982
>dark healing

why can't paradox just make good videogames
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>>172557840
A series of assumptions almost as stellar as your inability to use basic English, but I guess you shouldn't expect much of anyone that thinks cucksia is anything other than the ultimate den of degeneracy
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>>172557639
exactly
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>>172557179
To expand more

Russia will basically be as it is today, under an older Putin

UK will be mostly standard conservative, though the second most popular party will be some successor of UKIP merged with less liberal members of Labour, might even call it National Labour British Worker's Party

>>172557765
Some good ideas. Would you recommend a divided US between a Trump dynasty American Empire and a NAU of liberal parts of the US like California + Canada?

China divided between PRC, a separate ex-PRC remnant that decided to rebrand into full NatSoc and RoC reclaiming some of the mainland?
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>>172558061
You missed out the period (or full-stop) Mr Master-of-English.
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>>172558157
>National Labour British Worker's Party
BASED
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>>172558293
You also missed out on the corruption, crime, poverty, aids and demographic statistics of cucksia. Not to even mention the gdp that lags decades behind even the fucking baltic states or kazakhstan, despite cucksia the country with the most raw resources in the world
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>>172558752
I don't know what a 'cucksia' is. I'm only here pointing out that your own command of the English language is missing the basics.
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>>172558752
>AIDS is a problem
>implying it's not the natural punishment for being a scat fetishist sodomite
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>>172558752
Where are you from lad?
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>>172558869
Its an imageboard and not a peer reviewed paper, not adding a period at the end of a sentence doesn't take anything away from my message, whereas admiring a failed state on par with africa does betray your double digit iq
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>>172559281
I think if you are going to lambast someone for their use of a language then you yourself should have a command of the fundamentals - the stuff that a native speaker learns at the age of five.
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>>172559387
The mastery of a language which involves pressing a single key, definitely a masterstroke of intelligence

Unless you're straight out of your slavic cuckhole equivalent of reddit, you may have noticed that the vast majority of sentences written on imageboards don't even typically add the stop, since it is needless

However, you are welcome to pretend that cucksia isn't an actual shithole, judging by not only the gdp, the corruption or the fact that it alone has as many if not more mudslimes than the "west" together
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>>172559479
How did you get this picture of me?
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>>172557179
hella fuken epik, just like cyberpunk neopagan grossbyzantiums
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>>172559815
I still dont know what a 'cucksia' is but please, my friend, get some basic English lessons before attacking someone else for their use of the language. You should be able to find the basics for free online.
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Ah, yes
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Block all mainland ships
Ignore all mainland calls for help
Mainland refugees not welcome
Exterminate all mainland rats and fleas

Rule Britannia, indeed
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>>172560173
What am I looking at?
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>>172560305
Muslim greek vassal of france owning the duchy of valois while the actual valois rules the empire
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>>172560012
>hella fuken epik
Why do Steamcordplaza always use the same terminology?
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>>172560050
rektd
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>>172560050
You do know quite well, especially since you're so adamant about focusing on a single nonfactor rather than bringing any argument of note

I only recommend you to reflect on the irony of the fact that you live in a state which likely surpasses that which you admire, yet you continue to idolize it for no reason other than your lack of information and/or stupidity
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>>172560502
Because it's gets (you)s
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fun liqqy nation with flavour events?
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>>172554550
changeowner it
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>>172560735
>fun liqqy nation with flavour events?
el salvador
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>>172560631
I found this for you, my man. No need to thank me. I hope that you learn a great deal and that you get a good foundation upon which to base more advanced use of the English language.

Good luck!

http://www.talkenglish.com/grammar/grammar.aspx
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>>172559479
Hope this isn't a yank stealing /brit/ memes or I swear down I'll fucking deck you cunt
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>>172560839
Found something for you as well, ctrl-f your favorite state

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violent_crime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_Perceptions_Index
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_HIV/AIDS_adult_prevalence_rate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_by_country

however, I only wish you and everyone related to you by blood a painful death
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>>172560950
>implying you're british
Post your flag in /int/ or /pol/
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>>172561082
for (You)
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>>172561006
I'm going to be honest, I don't know what your original conversation was about therefore your liberal linking to wikipedia has me at a loss. I implore you, however, please do read as much as you can about basic sentence structuring in the English language.
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>>172561276
try to be less obvious, 5th column
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>>172561006
>>
DO NOT like the fact that Russia isn't communist
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>>172561006
dam now thats a double flippums if i ever seen 1
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>>172561205
>screenshotting a random post
hey look lad im north korean
Name some British snacks to prove it, laddo.
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>>172561554
If you check I replied to you on the post
Brit snacks?
Monster munch
Tescos own crisps :^)
Quavers (dunno why people like this minging shit)
Pigs in blankets
Anymore?
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>>172561776
>no freddos
t. imposter pro
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>>172562103
>freddos
Literally the first thing yanks go for when impersonating a brit fuck outta here
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>>172562231
>seppos
>having freddos
Their "candy bars" are just a load of shite, and now those Kraft niggers have taken over Cadbury's as well.
I swear, if they easter eggs aren't back to the original recipe someone's getting spooned up.
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Reminder that this is the paradox fanbase.
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>>172562432
They don't have freddos but you see it in all the memes.
>easter eggs
>not Creme eggs
why?????????????????
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>>172561776
m8 why are you doing whatever he tells you to?

post rare pepes to prove you are british
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>>172562563
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>>172562721
Um no sweetie x
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>>172562801
>sweetie
fuck off back to tumblr pedo
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>>172562745
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>>172562865
>pedo
>not nonce
this post smells of y*nk FOY and anyway I'm not one
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>>172562621
>so poor you can only afford diddy creme eggs instead of proper 'uns
Lad, morrissons are doing 3 for a tenner at the minute.
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>>172562936
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>>172563067
>wanting the hollow shite eggs in morrissons instead of creme eggs
Shan't
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How do I play as Russia in EU4? I either expand like crazy, and am behind admin, diplo and institutions (more than 50 years on institutions).
Or I either play passive but expand very slow. How should I play ideally? What ideas do I take?
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>>172563130
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>>172563225
>eu4
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>>172563291
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why are indians so small?
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What should I do with king turk?
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>>172563650
>5'9 vs 6 ft
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>>172563840
There are 12 inches in a foot, mate.
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>>172563225
Bully russian minors and feed them to your vassals, take ryazan before the horde, take Novgorod in such a way that it cuts off denmark, and if you care to, feed a couple of novgorod's provinces to your vassals to further reduce admin cost. Really don't bother expanding into muslim land until you get the bonus strength from religious ideas, it's not fun to not be able to convert that shit right away. You can pick a fight with lithuania if you catch them and poland in a war with someone else of decent strength. You'll be admin shor tfor a while regardless but the early game is all about consolidating and strengthening yourself so that when you get religious you can start eating south.
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>>172563525
The only reason that kind of shit grinds your gears now is that you were that guy at some point when you were younger.
The guy who posted that was probably 14 or 15. In ten years maybe he won't sound so stupid anymore.

But I don't think you, I, or anyone else can claim he wasn't an annoying little shit with stupid ideas when he was that age.
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>>172532802
ME ME ME!! Now I have a wealth of mostly useless geographical knowledge I could put to use if I join ISIS.
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based pope
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>>172563225
Expand west
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>>172564396
>>172564396
How does that work?
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How do I fuck up Prussia to prevent the NGF/germany as Austria. I want to do a grobdanubiums run
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>>172563225
Use your mana to develop some cheap development province to get the hard institutions like Colonialism. I like to expand into the baltic, as well as east, east gets pretty easy later on. Expanding west is always tough.
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Does anyone know what the FRCA tag is in HPM?
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>>172564631
Just get and hold onto one of the cores they need to form it.

>>172565192
UCA
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>>172565360
Thanks. Took Belize and Mosquitia from the UK as USA and couldn't give it to them.
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>>172565360
But how to I ensure I win the ensuing wars every other year they'll declare
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>>172565484
They have cores on those provinces so you should've just been able to Free People on them. There's also decisions they can take to get them back.

>>172565590
Just get good? As a GP in HPM you should be able to hold on to all of your own territory. It's more aesthetic if you just take all the South German majority states and let NGF form though.
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>>172565737
I used the Free Allied Cores CB, but for some reason on peace it gave it to me.
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Is there a console command that civilizes?

I want to see what happens if I make all countries civilized on day one.
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>>172565958
Hmm. I wonder if that's a bug or if your save is just corrupted such that you are in an alliance with non-existent Nicaragua or something. Did you form FRCA as a puppet yourself after it naturally collapsed?
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>>172566051
Victoria 2 btw

I forget that other games exist
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>>172565737
plans
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>>172566337
No, I sphered then got military access to kill the rebels.
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>>172566559
Literally retarded
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My empire :^)
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>>172566559
Everything about this is wrong
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>>172567180
0/20
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>>172567389
no
make it into a webm
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>>172567474
make a map into a webm?
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>>172567665
glue all the pictures you were about to blog into one webm or gif that goes through them
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how do i name march consisting of provinces with iraqi/kurdish cultures
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>>172566738
>>172567265
You get poles accepted as DF, also it's the biggest blob in the game so you should blob it
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>>172563754
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
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>>172567739
That's a good idea but my screenshots only go back to 1980
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>>172567819
Iraq.
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post 1836 EU4 maps
the screwier the better
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>>172567950
>1980

I think you know what I meant
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>>172568137
shit 1821 or whatever the end date is, sorry
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>>172492768

Yea wow you conquered the world with one of the easiest countries to start with. Do this and then call it meme. We both know you are not going to do that Bhutan game.
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>>172567389
Impressive, very nice.
Why did you annex that random province in Bolivia though? Still looks aesthetic as fuck, congrats.

Now for a non-meme game:
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>>172568768
>implying Finland is difficult either
You just use the fort exploit to destroy the Soviets and conquer them
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>>172569756
Any grand-strategy game in which you can do a world conquest without superhuman planning in advance is a meme game
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>>172569686
too bad you can't do this in HPM because of shitty infamy events
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>>172570001
Is WC even possible in Vicky?
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>this guy just smacked you girlfriends ass
>What do you do?
tfw your to big for people to get into a coalition against you.
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>>172509146
I think EU4 is easier as a Civ player.
CK2 isn't much harder, but you're playing more as a dynasty than a country.
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>>172569756

"You just defend" against the Soviet Union as Finland.

Oh god.

Or you meant cheat in some way? Either case, ishyggd.
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>>172570586
Not to shit on your parade m8 but you wasted your time taking Spanish Peninsula because Sevila trade node doesn't affect English Channel in any way whatsoever. You should have spent that time taking every coastal province in Africa.
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>>172570814
>ishygddt
Were you in a comma for the last 5 or so years my dude?
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>>172506897
make the worst nation possible, get ideas guy.
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>>172491609
hows that Mexican dick?
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>>172571242
>comma
>>
>Declare de jure war to unite Aengland
>says I will gain territory
>then says I'll gain a vassal
>peace out
>vassal is 60 year old woman and heir is the Mercian king
>revoke title so it stays in my realm
>council says yay
>MAYBE
>starts rebellion with my non family vassals
>they hire mercs so I call in aquitaine
>Aquitaine proceeds to BTFO them
>burgundy sieing on the side
>win war
>go to revoke title
>click it
>YOU A TYRANT YOU DIDNT ASK THE COUNCIL despite them voting on the war starting
>council in discontent
>2 factions form with over 100% forces
Dis gunna be good
Also really like how provinces get extra holdings if they keep prospering unlike in Manapainter IV
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>>172571202
working on it. didnt get expansion until later so my growth in Africa was slow. France most the fighting in Iberia and i only annexed vassals there. its still good development.
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>>172571757
no allies btw, just subjects.
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>>172571757
>playing as England
>not beating Portugal to the colony game
>not letting the Dutch and Brittany to colonise then seize them in wars because LMAO how you gonna cross an ocean without boats
I bet you went proddy as well
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>>172571757
m8 the state of your flag
pissing myself laffing here
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>>172571757
>its still good development.
True enough. There's a cheeky little gold mine in there that Spain doesn't deserve.
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>>172571918
;_; i was really drunk and went protestant by accident. Portugal is the only one who got into the colony game before i could kill them, and ive been trying vassalize and annex them to get their colonies, but they both broke free. oddly though the ottomans and mamcucks have beat me in colonizing the island in the Indian ocean.
>>172572094
its a good mod man.
>>172572229
plus i could collect from Genoa at some point, once i have more merchants. since France and Italy are my pu's i have solid trade power there.
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>>172568137
not final date but its fairly late into the game and i dont have new world revealed yet
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>>172572686
>Hindustan
>in Iran
>Turkish empire
what am i looking at here?
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>>172572686
also i wish these mamluk niggers would do something about mecca being occupied by shiites because its been hurting my missionary strength for 200 years or so
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>>172572686
Why do I love seeing Genoese Crimea so much ?
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>>172572806
>Hindustan
its proxy name for moghul empire and for some reason it can be formed persians so i went with that
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>>172572686
m8 what happened to Rus do you know?
Also thanks for posting.
>>
ck2 is so much now that I keep 2k gold on hand at all times. Calling in three mercs at once really solves all problems
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>>172573000
You're minding your own business and eyeing up your sister and daughters when some joe random declares war on you and brings in these thieving bastards

wat do
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>>172572686
also top provinces

>>172572964
poland happened, then they lost some war and then rebels did some stuff
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>>172572959
but inst Hindustan one of the form able nations for Muslim Indian countries? doesn't the moghuls require Urania and uzbeck culture?
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>>172573000
Victual Brothers, Pecheneg and who else lad?
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>>172573930
By tatars - yes
By indians - no
but it can also be formed by persians
not sure about vanilla though
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>>172574125
The white and based company of course
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>Lithuania is a Grand Duchy
Were these slavs fucking high or something.
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>>172574501
what do you mean
>>
Why is Germany used to have such ugly borders. Looks like a shit going across Europe lol
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>>172574587
m8 it's the biggest country in the world why is it a Duchy
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>>172574643
because germany is a tumour that was meant to be removed from european soil
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>>172574501
>Austria
>Lithuania
>Burgundy
>Bradenburg

Why are grand duchies so based?
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>>172574758
Just think if they had not been the epic contrarian protestants and muh Prussia they could have helped The First Reich bring peace and order to the world.
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>>172574720
because they weren't crowned by le pope
lithuanian nation never became kingz
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I'm zoroaster memeing and one of my major vassals converted to manichean, what do I do lads?
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>>172575050
revoke his title
>>172574720
they "ruled" over mostly desolate shitholes
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>>172574771
Burgundy and BB I can get into a Duchies. Austria is pushing it a little bit. Lithuania is ripping the piss though. It's like they don't even know any feudal hierarchies they just picked Grand Duchy because it has "Grand" in the title whereas "Kingdom" doesn't.

>>172575023
Oh shit. Just saw this. Is this true? Fucking papes man.
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>>172575179
lithuanians were heavenly inspired by ruthenian/russian or whatever you wanna call them boyars so they named themselves grand principality aka grand duchy
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>>172575169
>they "ruled" over mostly desolate shitholes
So does Norway, Denmark, Scotland and Sweden.
>>
Why is Stellaris not talked about in GSG?
>>
I'm playing the USA and the day 1870 hit my economy went from +2000 to -1000, why?
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>>172575658
I would say that it's because it's not good, but HOI4 is talked about here.
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>>172575439
yeah but at least norwegian king ruled norwegians and was christian while lithuanians were pagan and they also were minority in their own country where they soon would become peasant class dominated by ruthenian nobles
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oh god why....
53 interest a month.
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>>172576243
>crop
i bet you play custom nation of vikings and roleplay raping le christian womyn XD
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>>172576354
it was hard to read
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>>172576354
>le
>XD
Wew, who posted the general on reddit?
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>>172576525
hm never mind. looks fine now.
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>>172576525
why do you have muslim army/navy name
so progressive
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Based Basil lads

Based Basil
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>>172576243
>taking loans instead of taking the corruption hit of debasing
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>>172576686
i annexed Granada and kept the name for their army. did the same for some Spanish and Irish.
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>>172576762
basil byzantine empire best byzantine empire desu
hellas+anatolia without sandholes and italy
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>>172576951
doesn't corruption increase inflation way faster than loans plus im no ahead in time to removing corruption is expensive?
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>>172576686
I bet you don't even name every single regiment, do you? I bet you don't even promote them to "Guards" or "Lancers" or "Hussars" after a good victory, do you?
>>
Do I free serfs or no?
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>>172577198
i do
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>>172577227
back to facebook with you and kys my good friend
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>>172577285
Do you do some research to find out historially accurate names for your regiments, anon?
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>>172577504
only to recall them when i play my native country
>>
>play eu4
>get a trash king, 1/1/2 stats
>but he has modest, strict, and brilliant commander traits
>make him general
>literally perfect stats outside of missing 1 maneuver or so
i literally forgive him for being a shitty ruler
he was bro
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>>172577278
no
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>>172578054
By making him a commander you make him die about 20 years early as well so good stuff, you made the best out of a bad ruler.
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>>172578374
Intermarrium Soon
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>>172576983
He started on Italy I think?
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>>172578841
its just the ottoman empire
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After a 2-year long war with the Lithuanians and Poles, some of our provincial areas have been depleted of manpower and devastated by marauding armies. With the continued encouragement of good German peasant families to migrate Eastwards into Livonia, most of the killed off population in one of the islands of Ösel have been replaced, shifting the culture to something more manageable.
>>
I bet no one in here ha ever formed Romania all too bussy playing Germany that looks like vomit on Europe.
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>>172522329
your reply is equally as le meme reddit as that guys pic
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>>172580210
t. roman(ian)
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>>172580338
i thought EU4 was 2ez for you guys but you cant form Romania from Moldavia what you say now?
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>>172537083
>1889
WORST YEAR
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>>172580456
>Moldavia

Wallachia or nothing, kid.
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>Getting ready for a KR AAR
>Doing some background reading on Willy's personality
>Find this nugget

>But after a lunch on board the Russian imperial yacht Standart, the Kaiser drew the Russian foreign minister aside and spoke to him – or rather at him – for more than an hour about his relationship with his parents, who, he said, had never loved him.
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>>172580998
Wallachia 2ez just ally Skanernig and gg Ottomans thanks for the warning.
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>>172581123
>>172581123
I watched a documentary on this. He also felt that his Russian and British cousins were always belittling him and ripping the piss out of him.
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>>172580998
>>172580456
moldova is arian moldovans are scythans so theyyre arians they arent cigan rumanians ok
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>>172581215
>>172581215
post SS of Romania you
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>>172581203
>Wanted to conquer ports in Latin America, particularly Cuba before the Americans got there first
>Had plans for an invasion of the eastern seaboard
>Wanted to offer the Crown of Old Burgundy to the Belgians
>Wanted a German-Russian Oil Company to compete with the Americans, when a Russian minister refused to listen the Kaiser demanded the Tsar allow him to resume his argument at a later date
>"Wilhelm proposed in a letter to the chancellor in 1905, the Russians should be lured into a German alliance by ‘the pleasing prospect of plundering and laying waste to beautiful Gaul' "
>. Incensed by a strike among Berlin’s tramway workers in 1900, the Kaiser fired off a telegram to the Guards Corps command: ‘When the troops move in, I expect at least five hundred fatalities’ – a demand so outrageous that it doesn’t appear to have occurred to anyone to act on it. In the late 1890s he became enthusiastic about the idea of founding a ‘New Germany’ in the jungles of Brazil and ‘demanded impatiently’ of the imperial administration that it do everything in its power to stimulate German emigration there. Nothing happened. In a conversation with Cecil Rhodes in 1899, he declared that he had always planned to acquire Mesopotamia as a German colony (the British got it instead). A year later, he proposed to Chancellor Bülow that China should be partitioned among the great powers.

Absolute madman
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>>172581123
>>172581694

Just found it. You should be able to get it somewhere. Would recommend it even to people who don't play gsg.

It is a bit anglo-centric (arrogant English disdain for Germans is very present iirc) but still very informative.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01pw7nx
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>>172570814
It's the same exploit you use to do a WC as Poland. Forts are fucking broken in HoI4 so 4 levels makes you unstoppable with minute effort. Even as an OPM you can roflstomp militaries that are larger than your entire population with a few forts. It's a blatant exploit, but Paracucks doesn't care.
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What should I encourage with my national focus if I only have a few thousand people?
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>>172581997
Breeding.
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>>172582114
thanks
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>>172581694
I just read your post now and all of that makes sense. He was in the shadow of his Father, Queen Victoria and his cousins that had much greater territories than him. He always felt that he had to get more than them at any cost.
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>>172582395
>Father
Grandfather. Frederick was a literal who that died of throat cancer before he could even appoint a full cabinet.
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>>172582114
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>>172582591
You shut your dirty fucking mouth, he was too pure for this world.
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>>172582591
Sorry, it has been a year or two since I watched that documentary. The bit I remember most is the "noble" English King betraying his best friend and cousin and leaving him and his family to be clubbed to death in a cellar.
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>>172582774
He was the William Henry Harrison of monarchs.
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what version is the ck2+ compatible with in the mega archive?
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>>172582924
>Killed Tecumseh
He deserved it, but Friedrich III did nothing wrong.

>>172583124
2.7
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Alright, lads, here's what's going to happen. A new thread is going to be posted very soon, this is because the person who autistically wants to be the only OP has to go to bed soon, meaning he either makes the thread obscenely early or loses his "right" to somebody who does the proper thing and makes the thread at the bump limit.

But that's not all, his early thread will also refuse to use the updated infopic, made by the same lad who made the one he uses, out of spite. He will also refuse to post the updated CK2 music mod link, also out of spite. He does this because he has a personality disorder that makes him extremely controlling over inconsequential things. As we speak he is reading this post and shaking, because he resents the idea that we are conscious of this fact.

You can fight this though. When he inevitably makes the thread early, before he goes to bed, you can report his post, turning his repetative mantra "report and ignore shitposting" against him. By doing this you will take back control of the thread from his possessive mentality, and in the longer term you'll actually be helping him. It is not good to feed his disorder by allowing him to have his sandbox, you demean both him and yourselves through going along with this madness.
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>Byzantines getting help from the Turks to fight off the Bulgarians

what the fuck
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>>172582620
hot tbqh
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>>172580210
I've played a Romania game where I became the HRE after the treaty of Westphalia lets Orthodox become emperor
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>>172583460
>has to go to bed soon
Is he a Britcuck?
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>>172583460
>He will also refuse to post the updated CK2 music mod link, also out of spite.
He posted one thread with it before, but it got deleted and then didn't make it into subsequent threads.
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>>172583567
fucking nice well done did you keep screens???
nobody posts Romania in her
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>>172582620
Mod?
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>>172570001
>>172581947

As Finland I didn't have any time to build forts in even the most obvious defendable areas. Things ended before I could finish one of them.. or maybe I did finish one (1). No construction since I used it on building artilleries. Anyway you can't defensively "roflstomp" the entire soviet army since they have endless landscape and endless divisions. Try it?

ps. best you can do is use the three rivers as Finland and exploit AI idiotism..
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>>172583460
Autism is a hell of a drug
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>>172583460
lads I can create a new infopic that's not as retarded as this one and doesn't have the outdated games in it, along with the autistic text below

Should I?
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>>172583580
He's on Eurotime or earlier, at midnight new york, 5AM Euro he's asleep and someone else has go make the thread
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>>172583460
I like the other infopic better. I have never even heard of anyone playing March of the Eagles.
At least we occasionally get people coming around here asking questions about DW or Aurora.

This pic kind of feels like a troll, a wink at the "paradox general" situation, and your weird insistence on casting this as a "war" between you and R&I also feels like an attempt to troll and derail the thread. Just let it go man.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-us1yu7YeU4
>quill18 fell out of favor with Paradox, so now he's forced to shill for Mass Effect Andromeda for money
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>>172583632
No, that was someone else, R&I just posted the first post, but usually he likes to make the theread so he's guaranteed the first post.
>>172583765
Bravo, R&I.
>>172583843
The new Infopic has Aurora and DW, under the miscellaneous section, it lists them as 4x.
Also, MotE may be outdated but you can't deny it's GS.
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>>172571242

Never used it before but in this case it really came to me as the thing to say
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>>172583460
desu you look like you care more about all this than him
you also look more autistic than him
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>>172584025
I'm not r&i
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>tfw Baltic Germans now make up the plurality in Livonia
>tfw Latvian is a dying culture
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>>172584067
It's all true though, laddo, just watch.
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>>172584187
Volga Germans when ?
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>>172584187
Add them as accepted culture?
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>>172583317

thanks bruv
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>>172584067
>Caring about shit is autistic

*tips try hard*
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>>172584187
are you planning on forming kurland aka potential white-guilt proxy for poland since they colonized stuff?
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>>172583662
Autism
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>>172582395
Funny how Germany then was actually stronger than both Russia and Britain.
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>>172584025
>Also, MotE may be outdated but you can't deny it's GS.
Who cares? No one in this thread likes it or plays it. The only reason you are shilling it is to get attention because you want to be the king of the thread and you think making the first post achieves that somehow.

Your weird "power struggle" makes no sense and serves no purpose other than to spam the thread. Nobody reads the OP post except first-timers, maybe. What change are you trying to cause to the thread? If you got everything you wanted and R&I died, the thread would be literally exactly the same except you would post a different joke on the first reply from the one we usually have. This is 100% about your feelings, and that makes it 100% not my problem or anybody else's.
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>>172584605
Do not try to reason with R&I, he will use every dirty low down manipulative trick to get his way. It's part of his personality disorder.
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>>172584605
Caring about what? Who makes the first post in a recurring thread on an anonymous image board? Yes, caring about that this much would be a sign of mental illness.
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>>172583662
I wish I knew
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>>172584690
Probably so. Better quality of both soldiers and officers too but to the Kaiser this was not enough, not when his cousins had Empires that spanned the globe and he "only" had Germany. The cultural, militaristic and historic juggernaut that is Germany should be more than enough for any man but not for flawed Willhelm.
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>>172583843
>Downgrading DW and Aurora to shit status because muh taste
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>>172584723
>No one in this thread likes it or plays it.
First off, lots of people like MotE, sedondly, the same could be said of 4x games Aurora and DW.

>The only reason you are shilling it is to get attention because you want to be the king of the thread and you think making the first post achieves that somehow.
I went over this, I didn't make that infopic. It's made by the same lad who made the old outdated infopic, the one R&I uses. I don't care what's in it, all I care about is that is an update of the original that he refuses to use out of spite.
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Another anon here, I will report your thread R&Gay. I can taste your sweaty palms on my tongue right now
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>>172584723
>>172584870
Stop lad you will set him on fire
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>>172584989
>sedondly, the same could be said of 4x games Aurora and DW.
the only reason people don't play those is because of autists like you
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>>172584187
>sweden is finnic
>karelia isn't
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>172585002
>memegenerator,nèt
Woah, R&I literally using rèddit memes.
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>>172584989
>First off, lots of people like MotE, sedondly, the same could be said of 4x games Aurora and DW.
If the situations are roughly equivalent, why are you pushing so hard and shitting the thread up every day to make sure it comes out the way you want it to?

>I went over this, I didn't make that infopic
I know you didn't make it, you are shilling it for reasons that have nothing to do with games or information.

>I don't care what's in it, all I care about is that is an update of the original that he refuses to use out of spite.
And this proves my point. You are just doing this to "avenge" yourself, but no one cares about your feeling on that. There's no place for it in the thread, sorry. You need to work this out on your own time.
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>>172585156
>the only reason people don't play those is because of autists like you
True. If only I weren't here Aurora and DW would get the much needed respect they deserve.

Lad, they're 4x games and they're in the updsted infopic, you are whining about a non issue to justify your bizarre domoulsion to use the outdated infopic out of "tradition"
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>>172585375
4x and GS are kissing cousins.
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>>172585375
not even part of the argument, and agree with you on some points. but your reasoning is flawed to compare Aurora/DW (games that people like and would play if not for people like you) with MoTE (which no one plays)
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>>172585281
>If the situations are roughly equivalent, why are you pushing so hard and shitting the thread up every day to make sure it comes out the way you want it to?
Because the person who made the original Infopic made a new one, one that R&I refuses to use out of spite. It's stupid, an updated version id made and yet he keeps spamming this one.

>I know you didn't make it, you are shilling it for reasons that have nothing to do with games or information
I'm shilling for it because R&I doesn't have the right to insist we use his outdated infopic every time.

>And this proves my point. You are just doing this to "avenge" yourself, but no one cares about your feeling on that. There's no place for it in the thread, sorry. You need to work this out on your own time.
t. R&I
Keep taking the meds, lad, and I'll keep reporting your threads.
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>>172585375
>you are whining about a non issue to justify your bizarre domoulsion
Ok boys, I'm convinced that this is a steamcord falseflagger. There's no way anyone could be this un-selfaware, right?
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>>172585567
>games that people like and would play if not for people like you
Lad, I am not all powerful, I don't start or stop peopleplaying a damn thing. All I want is for us to have the updated infopic.

By your logic the updated infopic is better, because t mentions Aurora, the outdated one does not.
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>>172585584
Senpai the way I see it there are two possibilities here.

1. It's your infotopic, and you're an autist about it.

2. You hate DW and Aurora, and you're an autist about it.

Either way I look at it though, you're being a huge autist about it.
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>>172585750
I am a huge autist, lad, but not for either of the reasons you state. The guy who made the original OPmade an updated version and I think we should use it, it has both aurora and DW, so by your own logic it is better. It just demotes them to the subsection rather than the picture bit.
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>>172568137
my luck of the irish campaign. I tried to remove all of japan from the map within the last 20 years, but 200% overextension or something, so I'm getting rekt by rebels.
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Anyone ever played a campaign all the way through from CK to HoI? I'm nearly at the end date of ck2 and I'm having trouble staying small and not blobbing
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>>172585584
>Infopic made a new one, one that R&I refuses to use
It's worse than the old one. The picfag only changed the pic because one person, probably you, complained directly to him about DW being on there. I remember, I was there.

>R&I doesn't have the right to insist we use his
But you have the right to insist that we use yours? For fuck's sake.
At least R&I doesn't shit up the thread every day by complaining about you. He just posts his thread and doesn't make any additional meta-comments about it.

>I'll keep reporting your threads.
The funny thing is you won't, you'll report threads with the classic R&I post, but I usually either make a yeehaw joke or just leave the first post for somebody else. Haven't had a chance in a while though because you have been spamming five or six early threads that all get deleted every time the thread gets close to 700, lately. Thanks a lot, you sure are saving this general buddy.
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>>172586067
and the world.
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>>172584452
In the 19th century lad
>>172584464
Why? I'd rather familiar Germans than syncretic paganistic Balts.
>>172584626
either Kurland if I eventually get partitioned by my neighbours or secularizing the Livonian Order into the Kingdom of Livonia. By that time, 85% of the country would be German.
>>172585183
M&T balancing reasons
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>>172586067
That's screwy as fuck.

>France cucked
>Russia cucked
>Turks cucked by italian jews
>Europe cucked

And of course, GB cucked.

>>172586134
I had to blob in CK2 just to keep RP and keep my family happy (and the troublesome ones distant) so don't worry about it.
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>>172585957
>and I think we should use it,
"We" think you should just drop it, OK? This bitching is 100 times worse than any minor "error" in the OP could be. You are setting off a flame war in the thread and even warring with the moderators by repeatedly making them delete your posts. It reflects badly on the entire general.

Generally speaking any change to the OP at all, including posting memes or anime instead of the infopic, causes a lot of unnecessary shitposting and gives no benefit in return.
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>>172586182
>It's worse than the old one. The picfag only changed the pic because one person, probably you, complained directly to him about DW being on there. I remember, I was there.
DW is a 4x, it doesn't deserve pride of place in a grand strategy general.
>But you have the right to insist that we use yours
It isn't mine, it was made by the guy who made the original.


>The funny thing is you won't, you'll report threads with the classic R&I post, but I usually either make a yeehaw joke
As if anymore proof was needed R&I has the backing of Steamcordplaza.
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>>172586405
In my campaign I'm a small-ish German dynasty ruling Italy and some of Germany. While I've tried to stay small (mostly for RP reasons, not pressing every claim, etc) I've gained significant middle-eastern land from crusades and once took all of spain (which I had to use to dismantle the french empire, they were blobbing hard).

I'm worried that all the ck2 blobs will remain in EU4. How much do nations tend to dissolve on conversion?
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>>172586495
>we should accept errors in the name of not upsetting the peace
What sort of weak willed coward are you?
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>>172586823
My Scandinavia (plus the Great Holy War for Lithuania) remained completely intact. I would recommend setting your territories that you won from the crusades free. Maybe set free the German territories too and hold on to Italy (I'm guessing a German province is your family's heartlands but I'm sure you can come up with an RP reasonf or this)
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>>172586739
Everything else you are saying is incoherent at this point (e.g., R&I didn't make the old infopic either), but I'm going to defend myself from your latest accusation.
I can't even run discord on my computer and I hate "social" apps. Likewise I don't have steam because I don't want to make an account with a third party just to play a video game I'd rather steal anyway (I did buy EU3 from gog though). I like the "yeehaw" meme because someone posted a wordcloud generated from /gsg/ text a few weeks ago and I thought it was amusing how "yeehaw" was just quietly lurking in the cloud among "genocide" and "talex" and such.
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>>172586739
>DW is a 4x, it doesn't deserve pride of place in a grand strategy general.
Ha, I called it on being an autistic grudge against a game.
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>>172586874
I don't recognize this as an error so much as a difference of opinion. I think the various people who make threads according to the R&I style guide (as I do) would be happy to update the CK2 music mod link, for instance, which is currently dead. That's an "error" that could be corrected without causing any undue shitposting or kerfuffle.
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>>172587152
So this is why we can't talk about Stellaris. Some autist decided it wasn't grand strategy just like what is happening now.
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>>172587371
Exactly.

>>172587348
Your thread has a glaring typo, thanks for the "proper." Good thing it's early and going to be deleted anyway.
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>404
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>>172587348
>starts conspiracy theory someone will make thread earlier
>he's the one that does it
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>>172587348
just stop spamming threads lad
I bet you got banned from the last time you spammed 8+ threads
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>>172587128
My capital is (and has almost always been) in Carinthia, on the Italian-Austrian border. I'm considering releasing Jerusalem, Antioch, Barcelona and Sicily as seperate states, since they're all fairly seperate from my main lands (except for Sicily).

I'm more concerned about other blobs (like France and Poland-Bulgaria) staying whole and conquering me once we get to EU4 if I give up my overseas holdings.
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What I don't get is why the mods don't just ban this guy who spams half a dozen duplicate threads every time the active one gets close to 700 posts.

Sure, he'd just evade and come back, but he would immediately sperg out again and reveal himself. Then they could stick him with a 30 day rangeban and we'd have some peace.
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Once I'm paid and normal ill look back on you sad cucks and laugh
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What should I add to my blurple before the game ends? Mostly I'm wondering what I should do to Persia because there's no way to make that border look good without me giving up Armenia.
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>>172587717
He's probably already banned for doing this shit
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>>172587832
Push up to the Caspian. It'll be a weird right angle, but it's better than nothing. Also push up to the alps.
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>>172532802
I started getting into /gdg/ right around the time when my general intrests in what to study started to change.

I never knew jack SHIT about stuff like the >holy>roman>empire or the Polish Lithuanian commonwealth or any other shit until I got into it through gsg
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>>172587832
Caucasus, then carve a line from azerbaijan to kuzestan
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>>172587832
conquer azerbaijan and georgia, but give the land north of the caucasus to russia
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>>172575658
/gsg/ is filled with unstable autists who though a shit fit if stellaris is included
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>>172588285
>no iran
Top cuck.
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>>172588549
Just how unstable they are is uncanny.
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