/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General

first for never ever discord and no more p*** n**** in my thread!

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frist ofr elf

Why do faggots keep posting these lame generic OP pics?

This particular pic has already been used in COUNTLESS OPs. Why not post any of the newer OC we have?

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>Toady and Threetoe bow to Paul Noble
>In contact with the source code
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control Toady with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first planes in the Myth arc (The Noble Plane will be be the first plane)
>Own 99% of game altering utilities in the DF community
>First creation myths will in all likelihood be Noble myths
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient development notes tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented short release intervals with him
>He owns DFHack scripts all around DFFD
>You likely have Noblebots inside your game right now
>Noble is in regular communication with the Scamps, forwarding the word of Toady to the forums. Who do you think set up the meeting between Toady & Tanya and arranged Toady's first trip to Korea in history literally a few months later?
>He learned fluent Toady spaghetti code in under a week
>Modders entrust their raws with him. There are no mods in DFFD, only PNFD
>He's are about 7 decades old, from the space
>time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

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HMMMM

>>172362732
Drop the children in a pool or water source, lock them up and let them be.
Also, wtf too many rangers.

>>172351453
>What especially?
Not any one thing, or even any particular genre. My collection is somewhere in the neighborhood of 450GB, and there's a good chunk of it I haven't listened to yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Q_gY-0onA&spf is the first track from an album I go back to a lot that I think is really great for slow paced games like DF. And it has a vaguely mediaeval feel.

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>>172363009
The explanation behind the high number of farmers and rangers is that I'm building a large above ground tower fort. Most of them do construction work, hence the lack of practical skills.

I don't play with my large screen atm, so I can't take any screens that make it justice. Here's a pic from last thread though: some sparring militiadorfs and the ghost of the babby who got killed by the werebeast earlier.

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Tell me about the Masterwork
Why does it /vg/ hate the mod.

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>>172363951
No, you should know better already.

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>>172363951

>>172363951
bloat for the sake of bloat.

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>>172365459
>bloat for the bloatfucks
>shekels for the mephfag

what if I bump?

>>172368436

The thread doesn't die.

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The giant finds your fort in its last days.

>>172369713
now draw a qt giantess

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>>172363951

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>>172361336
>MFW I find "the hills of focusing" on a new game.
I'm new to dwarf fortress, what should I expect?

>tfw toady seems like he really wants to take the game in a dark and brutal direction, some kind of fantastical nihilism
>tfw you like dwarf fortress for the nice little wholesome bits

the world is cruel and uncaring, but i can get my dwarves to fulfill their hopes and dreams and raise happy families and live in pretty housing with lots of artists and performers and rituals filling their lives with meaning

>>172372270
>tfw you find out all your dwarves highly value leisure time
>tfw most of the non lazy dwarfs get killed
>tfw the lazy dwarfs die from the lack of food
I'm just waiting for this to happen.

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>>172372258
!!FUN!!

dig deep, there's litterally nothing else interesting

>>172372270
DF has always been both brutal and whimsical with a touch of surrealism, a bit like some interpretations of the first D&D editions concluding that the setting is actually a weird post-apocalyptic world.
So I don't think heroism and positive nihilism (indeed trying to have a wholesome life in a nihilistic universe) is completly stranger to Toady's vision of DF.

>>172372725
I thought before going for the hard part I'd just get used to it playing adventure since its my first roguelike and I can't understand shit for now.
But I kinda refuse to install tilesets.

>>172373020
>But I kinda refuse to install tilesets.
Correct.
>I thought before going for the hard part I'd just get used to it playing adventure
Incorrect. Adventure is far more difficult and nuanced. Dorfmode is an autistic sandbox.

Noob here. I got my first legendary miner a while back, but he ended up dying in a small goblin skirmish (around ~10 goblins got to an area where there was being work done, military was subpar because i only have copper equipment and suffice to say there were casualties). Anyways, I can't view him anymore, so is there any way I can do some custom engraving to remember him by? Can I dedicate stuff to my first legendary miner?

On another note, I only have thus far found copper, gold, and gypsum. This is proving increasingly dangerous - valuable gold is an attraction for trouble. Copper equipment means basically for every goblin killed, a dwarf dies. I've tried to make them train more to make up for this, but I'm worried I'm going to get overrun. How can I counteract this?

>>172373313
Slabs if you can't get the body otherwise you can make statues or engravings of him with the detail option.

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"I wont stand for this, Cillery. You wicked wicked necromancer!"
...
"OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-"

>>172073784
Sorry about the wait on this one.

>>172373905
What would a dwarf time machine look like?

>>172373313
traps. If your feeling especially cheesy, cage traps always captures any enemy as long as they don't have trap avoid, which gobbos don't have. If thats too easy you can make a few bolder/weapon traps to try and thin the horde before they reach your military.

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>Make a peasant to do peasant stuff
>give him above average insight and willpower to make him like Sherlock Holmes
>This happens.

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>>172372270
>watch a library full of scholars bite each other to death
>crawl through the vomit and sweaty blood looking for a new book genre to learn how to write
>head to the keep in time to pull a giant zombie alligator off of some poor maceman
>head inside and the lord is weeping over a lost kid
>find out where they are
>head there and go through the whole rescue-while-butchering-goblins fiasco
>bring kid back to their parent
>touching moment as they run forward and hug
>...then everybody pulls out their knives
>oh god why did I do this

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>>172372270
Didn't he say he hopes to adjust it so that you'll be able to design the worlds whether they'll be grimdark, wholesome, or somethbing between?

>>172376136
He at least said so for magic.

>>172373115
Wait, adventure mode is harder?
That's how I learned to play

>>172376837
to have fun and understand what the fuck is happening and what you need to do, yes, adv is harder. A slip up anywhere and your head flies off in an arc.

>>172376837
It is harder, but there's nothing to do other than rampaging across the world.

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So gay dorfs are a a thing, I didn't know.

>>172377714
wtf i hate dwarf fortress now!

>>172377797
i'm not mad, but i do wonder if toady will have the balls to make cultural views of homosexuality vary from civilization to civilization

Is there any way to "unweave" silk items into silk cloth? I have a guy in a fey mood who wants silk, but I don't have any unused silk cloth. I do have some slightly damaged silk clothing lying around though. I feel like there SHOULD be a way to "de-make" that, but there might not be

>>172377714
71,2% of dwarves are heterosexual, 23,8% are bi, 3,8% are not interrested in relationship, 1,2% are strictly homosexual
I personnaly don't disagree with how sexual orientations works in DF even if there is not enough dwarves actually marrying at all but that's more about how preferences/values works for the moment.

>>172378198
Yeah I wouls find it nice and I would be disapointed if it's biaised either way. (GAY MARRIAGE everywhere or HOMOS WERE NEVER TOLERATED IN ANY WAY IN ANY CIV BEFORE THE DEGENERATE WESTERN ONE)

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>>172378902
95% are not interrested in relationship would be nice.

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>Wanted wool
Only had a baby alpaca and she was 12...

>Been playing DF on and off for years
>Still can't make a reservoir with a screw pump
>Still can't penetrate an aquifer
>Still can't run a comfyfort for more than a few years before getting bored
>Still can't beat a Necromancer
>Still can't embark on evil land

>>172381967
Just read the wiki.

>>172382327
I did
Many times

I want to make a scholar fort, what skill are best for the starting dwarfs?

>>172382379
They don't say how to exactly do all these things? maybe you just need to memorize the exact method and you can't improvise.

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>>172379735
>to the future
>beep beep!
Fucking killed me dead, Drew. So dead I can't even be reanimated, pulped head and all that jazz.

does paul noble play dwarf fortress?

>>172385597
delete your 4chan account

Gama!

>>172386457
I lost all my plump helmet seeds does cooking plump helmets not give seeds?

>>172385597
>paul noble
Who?

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>>172388824
Wasn't he the guy that worked on Jaws?

>>172388824
Paul Noble

>>172389027
Yes but he was also singer for Monophysist Duality.

>>172389027
No, that was Kit Duncan.

>>172392602
The guy from that Nightrider/Highlander crossover?

>>172387020
it shuold, but you may be cooking the seeds. check your cooking permissions with z

red is FORBIDDEN to cook (plump helmet spawn should be RED)
blue is OK to cook (NOT PLUMP HELMET SPAWN!!!!)

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A lot of my military are becoming wrestlers, despite the fact that I've equipped them with spears and warhammers.

Is it possible my equips are messed up, or is this just a sign that they all have such shitty low combat levels that only one or two wrasslin demonstrations make them wrestlers

>>172394705
Maybe they just enjoy rolling around on the floor getting physical?

>>172394705
Can't you force them to use a weapon and specific skill? at least with DT and DFhack Manipulator custom jobs?

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>>172394359
I just have a lot of plump helmet stew so something might have gone wrong there.

>>172394705
That happened to me as well, it's just from the low combat levels once they start sparing they'll use their weapon and get that skill up.
They still show off wrestling and other skills they have acquired (even biting).

Are werebeast militia worth it?

>>172399214
They can use weapons but if their size is too big they'll just drop the armor they have on.

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What did DFAI mean by this?

>>172399471
Yeah but I mean, considering their bonuses nut their lack of armor and all, are they worth the trouble or they end up worse than normal dwarves?

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>>172399979
They can only get better, organisation skill plays a big part in how quickly they do demonstrations or sparing. Though if they have these other skills they'll also do a demonstration for it.
It really doesn't matter to much they're bound to pick up some of these other skills through combat anyway just as long as theirs no cross weapon training you'll be right.

Love this mod so many armor and weapons...

>>172398024
Cooking destroys plump helmet seeds.

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>wereantelope arrives
>oh fug, lost my last fortress to some loyalty cascades / tantrums that occurred as a direct result of werewolf contagion / infection
>set the civilians on alert to go to the burrow
>some DUMBASS ranger with a big fucking dick is all the way out in the middle of nowhere, suffice to say the wereantelope gets to him before the military can engage it
>starts wrasslin
>getting destroyed (as you might guess), losing blood, tendons in the spine popping, etc
>gets a lucky fucking punch to the wereantelope's mouf, and shatters literally all his fucking teeth
>wtf
>suddenly the ranger has the upper hand
>starts fucking biting this werebeast faggot
>cuz he's fucking paralyzed pretty much and can't do anything else
>how dare you fucking mess with Litast Zuglarlisid!
>wrestles the lanklet faggot wereantelope all the way down the hill, right into the oncoming military squad
>military squad makes quick work of him, without suffering any bites or barely any damage, CUZ IT'S GOT NO FUCKING TEETH

sorry this is so retardedly edited but it's the first thing that happened to me that i really understood fully what was happening

i also can't find the report because i think the fight went on for too long, so I don't have the description of it anymore, but the evidence is definitely there

this fucking ranger basically saved my fort

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>>172402432
pls respond, is the report just gone if the fight goes on for too long? i'd like to have a screenshot of the blow that took the wereantelope's teeth out, but if i can't get it then whatever i suppose

seriously just look at this fucking shit

>>172387020
No it doesn't. just eat them raw.

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>>172404528

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>Sized for elves
Wonder how small it is...

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>>172402630
gamelog.txt
ctrl+f antelope
Probably all you've got if the fight went on for a while and you have normal announcement settings.

FUCK I'M BEHIND SCHEDULE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbzQBW_OAA

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>>172407669
>that farm plot

is there anything comfier than picking a dwarf and following him around for a season?

>>172408269
arbitrarily deciding to lock all the doors in an entire bedroom corridor, then waiting for the dorfs there to turn into ghosts

>>172408269
Gassing peasants with miasma in a sealed chamber beneath a lake that floods once one of them goes insane and pulls a lever hooked to a floodgate.

>>172408269
>my first thought was wondering if there was a part two like "so you can use him for wrestling practice as he sleeps"
>then it hit me that this was talking about in fort mode and I might be a monster for jumping straight to torturing some poor dorfbro
>then I saw the next two posts

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>Snake bite
Wondered why the herbalist died turns out she got bitten by a giant snake.

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>Bunch of evil dwarfs showed up
>Wasn't sure who was winning
Only lost 2 dwarfs... and some of them didn't have complete set of armor on.
The combat logs seem rather awesome.

>>172379735
Reminds me of a Gary Larson comic. In fact, lots of your stuff does. Good stuff.

>>172401491
I have needed this image for so long, thank you.

>>172394705
there's wrestlin'
and then..


there's wrasslin

>>172393290
No, he was the assistant dolly grip for Jaws 3.

heard this was the best general on fgg

post your greatest memes

>>172416904
We dont meme here, thats what makes it the greatest general

>>172416968
i'm fucking out

>>172417080
oh no, quick someone post about paul noble

>>172419523
that black singer?

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>Above ground forts are for elv-

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>>172419764
Second floor.

Sorry about the vomit. Dorfs will only clean it underground.

>>172376136
>No, I don't consider the current settings to be the bleak and horrifying setting. The current settings are in the middle. The worlds can be much more bleak and horrifying. Nothing is set in stone at this point, but we'd likely start by biasing the myth generator toward terrible starting points, events and outcomes, with a hard ceiling on how pleasant it can be. This can be directed toward pervasive body horror and/or an oppressive hopelessness. At the current settings, even though parts of the world are scary and there are conflicts and bad critters, you can still build something lasting and positive and make the world a better place. This doesn't need to be true for the game to work, as long as legends still carry through between plays and stories arise, though at the extreme settings (in either direction) it would probably take a certain frame of mind to enjoy it for long. I don't think it'll be easy to pull off without being campy or unfair, but failure in that regard hasn't stopped us so far, he he he. If we start out with a typical result being "dwarves replaced by worm people living in a world-intestine and routinely being snatched by spirits to be drowned in a lake of bile", or something like that, it's fine, and we can refine our sense of horror (and playability) from there.

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>>172419947

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Toadywave when?

>>172419947


jesus christ nigga

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>>172372270
> tfw toady seems like he really wants to take the game in a dark and brutal direction
I unno lads seems peaceful me.

>>172423114
>strangle using guts
thats pretty hardcore

>>172423114
>branding
>seared into Cog Uristmomuz's lower body is a Bax menacethief rendition of The Boots of Playfulness. It is an image of seven thousand four hundred and thirty seven cats and a dwarf. The dwarf is surrounded by the cats. The cats are screaming.

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>>172423460
Yeah. Toady likes guts

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Huh. Didn't know thief was a class, I thought it was just something kobolds and goblins could be.

>>172425932
That's the recent addition of the latest released version. Criminals are now more aware of themselves and rob people. They can even rob you and trigger the event.

What is exactly the point of automining?

>>172427006
So you don't have to pick ore tiles one by one to mine the vein.

>>172427006
Making organic looking forts in dug out ore veins.

>>172427006
like all "auto" plugins its purpose is to remove playability and turn your fort into some AI that you have no control over.

>>172428938
>plugins
It's a feature, anon.
Added in by Toady.

Rimworld general still dead and gone?

Can't seem to find it anywhere

>>172430350
>>172430350
>>172430350
Here's your (You)s, now fuck off.

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>>172425646
THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ZhlVQ370c

my body is ready

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>>172430680
what's wrong big boy?
bullied by raiders?

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>kaolinite at embark

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What is a Dwarf?

>>172432101
A short, sturdy creature fond of industry that cannot get through a working day without alcohol.

>>172432660
a working day?
try his entire life

THE DWARVES HAVE BEEN PERSECUTED ACROSS THE WORLD FOR GOOD REASON. YOU ARE A RACE OF BEADY-EYED THIEVES, WHO THROUGHOUT THE MILLENNIA HAVE SQUIRMED AND WORKED YOUR WAY INTO THE DARK CUBBYHOLES OF SOCIETY. WHERE EXACTLY DID THE DWARVES FIRST GET THEIR POWER AND HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO MANIPULATE OUR MINDS TODAY? If in fact THE DWARVES TRULY ARE SHAPESHIFTERS, and I believe I've presented enough evidence here to prove that they are, then WE MUST UNITE AS SPECIES TO FIGHT THEM AND STOP THEIR PLAN OF GLOBAL DOMINATION AND THE CONTROL OF OUR FREEDOM.

Es ist Zeit für Säuberung
Es ist Zeit für Rache
Wir müssen die Zwerge ausrotten

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Ok so a titan eradicated the elves traders, then died, was he poisoned?
The report log doesn't tell me how he died for some reason. And I did not know he died at first because I couldn't find his corpse. All I get when I look at the report is no new announcements.

>>172434078
You could engrave a slab to the titan. They often have extra detail on how someone died.

Post results if you do so.

>>172434146
Good Idea.

>>172434078
Did he bleed to death?

>>172434293
There was no blood spatter around him so I doubt it. All the blood pools scattered on the map were elf and yak blood.

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>>172434146
Well this isn't so helpful.

>>172434985
He didn't die then

>>172433285
I like goblins since they're the strongest race.

I don't hate kikes but I don't like them either, I prefer to not be near them.

>>172434985
damn, that is strange. have you thoroughly searched all over your map? does the deceased tab list him amongst the dead?

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>>172435124
I butchered his fucking corpse.

>>172435225
Yeah he's dead.
I found this after a long hard search.
The Yak might have punched his throat or something.

>>172435528
>I butchered his fucking corpse.
Then how the fuck don't you know how he dies? There's blood everywhere, someone fucked him up

>>172435528
>>172435651
I guess we'll never know how he died. At least you have a slab to commemorate this lame-ass titan who possibly got killed by a yak.

>>172435651
There was no blood on the place he died and the neck and blood I found is somewhere between where he died and where he killed the last elf.

>>172435528
doesn't DFHack have a feature that reports how a creature died?

I think you can also maybe make a copy of your fort, retire it and check legends for how it died

I dunno though, was ages since I played this game

this game is gay af

>>172436894
i bet you kiss girls faggot

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>>172436894
toady said it wasn't

>>172424552
>The dwarf is laughing.

>>172435528
>>172435787
Though the body part you found is called "neck" it's actually his head and neck. It's just called that way due to a quirk of how DF names removed body parts.

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>>172412898
>>172384940
Thanks fellas.


>>172138828
(still working on this one)

When was last update?
When will the next be?

>>172441936
I wonder if there might be a website or something somewhere out there where you can seen when the last release was.

>2017
>Still cant make furniture out of bone

TOOOOOOADYYYYY

>>172436894
>1.2%

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>Create bard CHA+racter on adventure mode
>First character ever
>Decide to flirt with a qt elf girl I find
>After a while, tell her to join my troupe
>He tells me to perform something first
>I tell a story
>She tells me it filled her heart with joy or something like that
>She joins me
>I ask her about our journey ahead
>She says this is the life for her now
We're probably gonna get massacred soon but holy shit, this was pretty amazing compared to ""persuasion"" and ""speechcraft"" in other games.

>>172444952
>tfw all DF romances are destined to end in bloodshed

quite poetic

>>172444952
Just wait until he adds romance/family arcs.

>>172445241
Holy shit. Will he ever finish the game with all those things?

>>172445378
Dwarf Fortress is basically his entire life at this point, I dont see why not

>>172444952
>>After a while, tell her to join my troupe
>>He tells me to perform something first
FEMININE PENIS

>>172437320
Don't people usually call you out on your bullshit?

>>172445378
Most likely. He became way more experienced for the past years + he already coded like 70 the most hardcore base framework stuff. Everything else will get built on top of that with a lot less amount of problems. I'd say Toady has like ~10 years before he starts withering due to an old age, after that he'll get less productive.

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>>172445829
>toady has like ~10 years before he starts withering due to an old age

anon no please don't remind me that toady is mortal

>>172445829
>70% of *

>>172445829
Do we have any chance to have Toady reproduce and create another Toady to continue his legacy?

>>172445978
>toady is mortal
>implying he isnt creating a method to transport himself to the world of DF and become its god

>>172446039
He started SOCIALIZING and ATTENDING PARTIES lately so that gives us +1% of the chance. But honestly i don't think he cares enough about that. Most likely he'll make some close friends that's not his brother and pass the game code to them. BUT i still think he'll finish everything himself.

>>172446039
>reproduce
You mean like, through the seks?
Lets do research:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarn_Adams
>Ctrl + f : "wife"
> No results
>Ctrl + f : "fianc"
> No results
>Ctrl + f : "girl"
> No results

I think it is safe to say:
No.

>>172446451
I bet theres a few autistic df loving girls that would offer to take his seed

>>172446451
You could pay a surrogate mom.

>>172446598
>>172446639
Yea thats still a plan B.
I however think the game only needs a few finishing touches to become autonomous and develop itself further.

>>172447038
There's always the master-apprentice route.
Someone can be trained in the art of Dorf Forting.

>>172447153
Serious risk there, apprentice could turn out to be some furry faggot who turns the game into a more complex Corruption of Champions

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>>172447291
He must chosen by /dfg/ and only after Toady puts him through a series of tests he deems necessary, can he become the one!

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>tfw winter came and froze all the water sources and now my poor dorfs have nothing to drink
it's only a matter of time until they all die

>>172447424
Yea seriously though, I guess he will just make it free (as in freedom) so everyone can develop df further when he lost interest in it.
>>172448212
Why don't you have enough booze? Dwarfs subsist on alcohol!

>>172447038
In all honestly, there's really not THAT much, relatively, needs to be coded in df. Toady doens't need to code specific people and heroes, script wars and events. All he needed to make is personality/decision and reputation systems, for that sort of stuff. And with that you have wars, you have riots, you have warlords, you have tantrum spirals etc etc. In the future you'll have armageddons, conspiracy bullshit that rules the world, energy sources of a world, all that jazz, you only need that precious magic system and basic recognition of ingame world elements by the creatures that live there. And by having these basic gears the game will be able to manifest itself and create tons of content for you. And that's Toady's main goal as we know. Also we don't really see how much shit's already happenning in the game because it's mainly unused yet, or just hidden, but he managed to do a fuckton of systems that in synergy will cause us endless fun.

>>172448475
I'm relatively new to Dorf Fort so I completely forgot about making a still. I only started working on alcohol once it was already too late.

>>172448609
I think there are a lot of things to be done in terms of quality of life. I don't think we should be dependent on Dwarf Therapist to find a dwarf with a specific labor for example. Also the old problems with people not using their labor-specific weapons (like crossbows for hunters) once they get drafted into the military.

>>172448746
It's never too late to make alcohol as long as you've got a barrel and hlem pumps.
Your dwarves can still be saved.

>God speaks to you and gives you an offer
>you and all other /dfg/ anons will generate a world together
>you will then be transported to that world for an embark
>you must strike the earth and build your fort together
do you accept?

>>172447291
RAPE MODS

>>172449646
No I don't feel like dying to invasion of unstoppable clowns.

>>172449646
>dropped into wilderness with a bunch of neets from /dfg/
>must delve a secure lodging before the saber cats get hungry
Yeah, how about He just turn me into a pillar of salt or something?

>>172449646
I must make two questions before answering
>Can people mod this world?
>Will the world automatically upgrade to the latest version ad infinitum?
>Will there be shitposters like there are here?

>>172449646
Day one: A loyalty cascade broke loose because two anons started arguing over tile sets.
The remaining 6 anons separated, because they couldn't agree on whether to build an above ground or underground fort.

No, thanks.

>>172450545
>Will there be shitposters like there are here?
Yes, but once we embark they will be referred to as "food reserves"

>>172446598
Girls with beards and penises don't count.

>>172449646
Only if I get to be overseer. Cuz most of you suck at DF.

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>>172443886
FUCKING STOP

>>172444952
I remember when I found my Were-animal companion.

She disappeared and I have no clue as to where she could be,

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Anyone else here hate when cats kill useful vermin, i.e. cave spiders?

Can someone help me redirect a river to a small pool I can fish from a couple z-levels down without flooding my fort? I've already tried twice and both times the water started spilling out of where it was supposed to sit. I just want a little nest to fish from that's right next to the food industries.

Is it even possible to do that with the river and let it keep its flowing fish filled status?

>jet coffin
How fast 0 to death can this thing go?

>>172452768
make an outlet where the water can leave the map.

the only way to do this is to dig a tunnel going to the end of the map, and then you smooth the last unminable walls and turn them into fortifications.

>>172452768
Channels and tunnels you dumbo.

You dig the river opening last, best if you use a channel for that too. Don't forget lever grates or you might get nasty water-borne goblins.

>>172452768
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Pressure
Have you read this? If not, do. If so, read it again until you understand how it applies to your situation.

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How to get these stupid fucks to actually war me?

>>172430841
The fucked up shit has only started

>>172435784
Better to a yak then an elf!

>>172453624
Violate tree cutting agreements and try to trade them a log every time they come to trade. Allow them to leave your fort alive so they can report your barbarity to the king of trees. I know it's tempting to kill them every year but they won't wage war over that usually.

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>>172454845
>Violate tree cutting agreements
How to get those? Also holy fuck.

>>172449646
As long as I get the axe...

>>172454927
Might need at least the baron for that or maybe a certain rank for the site or mayor.

>>172454927
The gelder is so skillful he can crush the nuts with one punch.

>>172454927
>>172455105
Yeah, you need at least a barony before they'll start sending diplomats.

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>So much blood
Some of the dwarfs got fucked up.

>Crossbow bolts
Bolt, broadhead bolt, blunt bolt. I'm guessing the normal bolt is for penetration, boardhead for unarmored and blunt for breaking bones.

So anyone know anything about crossbow bolts?

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>want to deck a squad in full candy
>both adamantine veins go to circus

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>>172456464
Cute tileset there anon. Also, what's the mod that allows you all that extra armour and stuff?

Is that kaolinite? Nice.

>>172361886
arm_ok

The code that saved bay12

>>172456906
Grimlocke's History & Realism Mods
heres the picture for the armor layering >>172401491
There's a document for both weapons and armor as well.
Using it with Taffer's revised.

It's Bauxite.

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>>172447424
>Test 1: beat Dwarf Fortress

>>172457318
>grimlockes history & realism mods
>with Taffer's
Does it work out of the box or do I have to fuck around with RAWs to get it functioning? I've had bad experiences mixing mods and tilesets/etc in the past.

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>>172449720
>Become A dark lord on your fort filled with undead dorfs, Goblins and elfs
>Heroes from all the continents gather to steal your treasures and vanquish you
>You corrupt them in a non-lewd way except every now and then.

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>filter all the paul noble crap
>google him
>His art makes it look like hes drawing DF
You can fuck off or post his art in a tasteful way.

why does my channel coming straight off the river not count as a river? I ran out of fish instantly

>>172449646
Tbh if I could get a cushy job like strand extractor I totally would. Never do any work, but kept around juuuuust in case we ever get adamantine.

Otherwise I might just go with pump operator/seige operator.

>>172456464
>5 dwarves in one bed, a pile of discarded clothes and armor, a bunch of blood
Your dwarves are officially the second worst kind of degenerate.

>>172457507
Grimlock did a patch so install revised first and then Grimlock's pretty much do what grimlock said.
Only thing you want to remove is the reaction for steel in reaction_macro_fantastic.txt it's at the top.

>>172457932
It happens when you have the zone there and no beds they'll stack them up in the top right.

>>172379420
I don't really care if any biases get injected in the game, I mean the game is already a collectivist utopia, but the overarching point of the game is that it all collapses eventually no matter what.

So you can't really interpret the game as being pro or against anything, because eventually some Titan or Tantrum Spiral ruins your little idealistic kingdom and thats what makes the game special. Ultimately you can sandbox in reaction to whatever the values or facts of the situation are: you can be full xenophobic and kill foreign taverners and caravans, or include them in your fort, you can throw homosexual dwarfs in volcanos or be tolerant of procedurally generated characters.

>>172378902
You would think more would be hetero based off of how large the families are.

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http://www.pcgamer.com/dwarf-fortress-creator-tarn-adams-talks-about-simulating-the-most-complex-magic-system-ever/
Forget what you thought you knew about the infamous complexity of Dwarf Fortress. We haven't seen anything yet. Dwarf Fortress hasn't been updated for a year, because developers Tarn and Zach Adams have been preparing it for the most ambitious magic system ever implemented in a videogame. And before magic will come myth generation—simulating the beginning of the world, gods and demons and planes of existence like heaven and hell or Olympus and the underworld. And to prepare for that, they've been rebuilding the game to support sending your dwarves off to the world map for the first time, placing your fortress in the context of a larger, explorable world.

>Planes of existence, magic and gods

Literally the pic in the OP

>>172457771
>cushy job like strand extractor
Anon, you know what happens to useless dwarves
They get put on the smoothing brigade

>>172458093
Which zone? And there are beds. They're clearly visible in the screenshot.

>>172458484
The beds came after the I placed the hospital zone.

>>172458435
As long as I'm never roped into the military or suicide squad, or ever sent out into the caverns or wilderness, I'm fine with any job that won't require my full attention 24/7, like mason or furnace operator.

Smoothing and then making my own engravings actually sounds both tranquil, and kinda fits with my current skills.

You've convinced me anon. I'll be an engraver!

>>172458602
Oh, that makes sense. Still, if those dwarves are convalescing they should probably not be having an orgy in a bloody bed. Not sanitary, you know.

>>172458363
> >Planes of existence, magic and gods
Funny how he coded souls in like 2009 or something. Every creature had a soul all this time.

>>172459003
One got an infection though it's from the lack of soap. Should have got that done sooner.

>>172458883
If you were a stone detailer in one of my forts you would literally never stop smoothing except to eat, drink or sleep. Or operate a magma pump. Or carve a fortification into the side of a magma tube. Really, you would hate your life until you were burned to death, and your last thought would be "was annoyed after choking on smoke underground".

>>172372270
I find in media its best to have a bleak world sprinkled strategically with happy moments. Theres an interplay where both bad and good give each-other meaning. The cool thing about DF is you are established in a peaceful fort where people like to Socialize! and then it all gets interrupted. This makes you you actually invested into the despair, as opposed to more mindless violence. And if you can recover you may again find something charming happen in your fort, you appreciate it even more, like finding a statue depicting the defense of your fort.

>>172457701
Who?

>>172459580
Df player

>>172459349
Not if the overseer was nice :c

Also, I get mandatory break time to have fun in the tavern, pray, and meditate. Plus, I have complete artistic license to draw whatever on the walls, meaning I can take my time and have fun drawing whatever I want, once rooms are smoothed.

Better than being a hauler :0

>>172459619
Oh, ok.

>>172446598
>Toady donates his sperm in the pure hope that someone will carry on his game in the next generation

>>172459664
>Not if the overseer was nice
Well, I called dibs so tough luck smoother.

>complete artistic license to draw whatever I want
Negative anon. The overseer may dictate the details of any and every artistic depiction in the fort outside of a strange mood. Sorry to tell you, but I'll be making you carve engravings of the fish cleaners bullying you.

>>172460204
Man, why you gotta bully the dude? He just wants to engrave some asparagus and gems on your walls.

Speaking of which, anyone got that pic?

>>172454927
nice
never seen that before

>>172459036
>Every creature had a soul all this time.
All these years and this game never ceases to amaze me.

>>172456464
Are you playing masterwork by any chance?

>>172460204
Overseer founded dead, we all suspect it was the Axedwarf.

What do we do with the elections for mayor and baron?

>>172461038
Rivised with grimlock's wouldn't touch masterwork.
Grimlock has done very good work with balancing his additions even Taffer wants some of that.

>>172454845
>not just drowning them so you get all the clothes

>>172460204
>being a mean overseer

I can forgive many things, friend, but not allowing your dwarves leisure time and basic rights, such as 3x3 bedrooms and a cabinet each is too far. You don't run a dwarf fortress, you run a goblin slave camp.

Also, the autism required to individually designate each and every engraving is, frankly, far too powerful to leave unchecked. Follow me to the gaol, goblin, and prepare for a hammering.

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>>172460616
here you are anon

>>172461935
Thanks anon, you're a swell guy.

What happens if i mass pit dump all the soap int he fort into the cavern lake?

starting a new fort, but i can't decide what to do with it. suggestions? i kinda want to excavate a giant hole and build the fort in it somehow. also if i divert a stream down a wall into another hole will it overflow?

>>172462792
>want to dorf
>can't dorf
I know that feel anon

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>Myth generator with gods and primordial lovecraftian shit or all sorts of mythos
>Every species have their own mythology
>Every generated species and magic system will have their own "setting" so that humans will appear on the lower level of settings and things like elves or gnomes on the higher levels of fantasy
>It will pretty much literally become a fucking universe generator at that point.
>MFW this is exactly what I had hoped for and more

>>172462578

Laundry day?

>>172462578
a sexy zach appears in front of you in real life and dances for you

>>172462578
Your dorfs will get into a slippery situation very fast

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>>172463472
>Can pretty much find a fragment of a cosmic egg of creation and carve it into a fucking magic artifact that will grant you several powers
Are you ready for Silmarils n shiet?

>>172462792
I was playing with an idea of making a Prison Fortress. Fuck architect. Basically have a skeleton crew that can maintain the fortress, and then assume that all the migrant waves after the first dorf caravan are prisoners serving a sentence and treat them as such. Maybe use the time the Dwarven caravan Augusts as a time to see if I need new employees to refresh military ranks and accept applicants. I don't know about children though...

At the moment I am overcoming the initial difficulty of the game and I am starting to realize the game is in fact a sandbox, so yeah its all about crazy ideas.

Another idea is to make your fortress centered around a temple, dedicated to hecatombs. However you would wish to do it, butcher animals on a high place and forbid the remains, throw offerings into some sort of pit, capture dangerous beasts and throw offerings to please the beasts.

Make a gladiatorial arena. I had an idea of tying a barracks and tavern together, namely where people spar is the central lower level, and the upper balconies of the arena are where people may wish to feast and watch the warriors in training.

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what did he mean by this?

>>172464715
A visitor now wants to be a permanent resident of your fort and be a soldier for you

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>>172464275
As much as for this i'm waiting for the expanded building generation. He had some interesting designs in very early versions but replaced them with placeholders. Finally all the villages and castles start to make sense with. Also secret doors and rooms in keep ruins! Ffuck there's so much cool shit could be done with it. Like some alchemist laboratory behind the bookshelf in a library, or like a secret cave with a hermit hikkimory living by himself.

>>172464715
it means your gay!

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>>172464885
>>172464986
He wants to be part of my big gay poetry pile, it seems.

>>172465045
dear lord upgrade your tavern, it's bursting at the seams!

>>172464975
I did read through the list of planned features years ago but I just keep seeing all sorts of amazing stuff.

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>Doctor trapped a dwarf in the traction bench
>Diagnosis after diagnosis
Oh that poor dwarf doomed to be diagnosed.

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>>172465273
seems fine

>>172465298
/dfg/ became a "wet dream general"

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>>172464275
>You'll probably be able to die to bogeymen and explore heaven as a consolation prize

What if..........Dwarfs are the real boggeymen

>>172465582
>She heard the Craterous Tummies was the place to enjoy oneself

Sounds like the kind of cramped, sweaty tavern that will give you horrible std's just from breathing the disgusting fumes of mixed vomit and stale booze. 1/10 would definitely not visit.

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>>172465765
>Meet your dead companions in a great mead-hall, where you can fight and drink to your hearts content

Update WHEN?

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>>172466171
>Update WHEN?

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>>172465765
>Get killed
>Get sent to hell
>Return even more powerful, sent back by some primordial entity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUYyR79QOgM

>>172466171
>>172466225
>Sail a boat through the mead hall killing everyone
afterlife is overrated.

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>>172466306
>hell aiint SHIT

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>>172466306
>Get sent back to hell
>Even the demons are scared of you
>Sent to double hell, the hell for demons because you are just that evil
>Become so evil, actually break out and return to the world
>Everyone is super scared of you

feels great my guys

>>172462578
All of your soap will then be inaccessible. Some wounded dwarves may get infected. Literally nothing else.

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>>172466649
>WALK to hell
>kill your way out

>>172466852
>Mayor gets possessed
>A diplomat has left unhappy
I wanted the baron you ungrateful mayor!

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>>172466649
>purple
>cool kind
>NOT the gay kind

>his armor menaces with spikes of GAY

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>>172466171
>>Meet your dead companions in a great mead-hall, where you can fight and drink to your hearts content
>This entire thread
If Toady ever implements all this I'm donating all my savings montly.

>>172464715
>Dangerplot

DENY DENY DENY

>>172466306
>>172466649
>>172466852

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QNb108WZt8

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>>172467101
too late

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>>172467274
er

Found his sister, apparently.

How do i best make a successful cast system?

i was thinking of putting the labor less and foreigner in the caverns

>>172467242
Damn dude, was definitely not expecting that. Nice find.

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>>172467476
>putting the labor less and foreigner in the caverns

>>172467031
S-sauce?

it's been two hours since i've generated this world. I have yet to pick a damn spot.

>>172467596
Letting autoplay do its thing as you dorf will always lead to good finds

>>172467840
Lucky you. It's been a day for me.

How long do you let your worlds generate for? i usually try and hit either 100 or 150should i just let it just go to 250

>>172467840
>Generate world
>keep embarking and not liking the spot so I do it over
>finally settle on something I like
>its now nighttime and im too tired to play
true suffering

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>>172467840
That's nothing dude, I've been playing in the same world for twenty years, and my guy is still not even a hist fig.

>>172466586
>that pic

medieval painters may were shitty as fuck, but that is spooky

>>172468191
>20 years
>adventure mode
That's some serious autism.

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And thus, an evil King was born

If you channel down to rock, is it possible to get grass and trees to grow again?

How to generate most interesting worlds for adventure? Big cities with lots of stores, lots of nasty powerful creatures, roads and civilization borders that make sense et cetera.

>>172469061
>Big cities with lots of stores
250 years

>civilization borders that make sense
Not a thing in this game, but then, borders have historically been pretty diffuse.

>>172469061
generate a large world, max beasts and sites

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fuckFUCKGODDAMITALL

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>>172468982
You can even have cliché villain conversations
Where has this game ben all my life?
politics when?

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>my face when dead is catching up to hist figures on worldgen

>>172468191
Adventurers are histfigs by default, anon. There's no way for them not to be, even if you retire them immediately on creation.

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>>172470017
Well, we killed it but have one casualty.

>>172469007
Yes, just get it wet once and it becomes arable land forever after.

>>172470126
>>172468941
He's talking about his life, slowpokes.

>Start laying out the magma pump stack
>140 z level pump stack
I don't even want to know how I have to lay out the power grid for it.

>>172470624
Pumps can transfer energy. You just need to power one with enough power to power them all. And be sure to have the right layout

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>>172449646
>mfw I'm sitting here running a deathfort because the world updates too quickly to adjust the calendar
>anon suggests dfg make a hypothetical fort together
>mfw I have no face

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>>172470767

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>>172470082
I literally have no fucking idea how to play this game, but I've awakened one of the peons.
Can I start a revolution?

>>172470767
What dwarf should be sent to die to breach the magma sea?

>>172471540
the baron

>>172471540
The strongest to appease Armok.

>>172471520
I'm pretty sure you can.

Never worked for me though.

>>172471904
I killed a goblin inside the capital fort and start a civil war, they king was almost killed.

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>>172471904
Happening. Now I found another guy but he's a simpleton. He's happy with the current ruler. I'm trying to find a way to undermine his confidence in the current government. What do?

>>172472241
Kill the ruler then tell the next about it and demand tribute!

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>>172472375
My skills are dancing and speechcraft. I need an army of brave folks to follow me first. My character doesn't know how to fight and neither do I

>>172471520
You can try, but it's only really possible when the people already hate the local government for whatever reason. Like, if the ruler is a vampire, or if the town is under enemy occupation. That kind of thing.

>>172473104
You could try starting a troupe of performers. Convince people to follow you with your dancing skills, and then lead them to "perform" in places where people are trying to kill you.
Alternatively, find a dwarven hillocks. There will be a drinking mound, populated by dwarven drunks. They'll be happy to do anything you say, from building a cabin in the wilderness to assaulting a necromancer's tower.

>>172473104
Gather an army of mercenaries, then make your way to the capital and put an end to their tyrannical rule.

And start your own.

>>172475248
>>172475305
>Found a guy
>Tried to convince him to join the insurrection, but he was too happy with the current ruler
>Called me a troublemaker so I decided to silence him.
>Tell him to yield
>Tells me to fuck off
>Grab his head. It's beating time
>He releases from the grip and steps back
>My 2 followers pursue him
>He runs
>Followers go after him and that's the last I hear of the three of them.
RIP dreams of conquest.

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>>172449646
Fuck yea!
>Be clothesmaker
>Make force the rest of the fort to wear Shirts with Sewn on Images of cock

>>172476289
>pic
0.40 made plant gatherers useful, though.

>>172477047
Above ground crops ftfw

>>172477467
that update made food gathering in general ridiculously easy. Not that I'm complaining. But farms aren't really even necessary anymore, just a few fruit gathering zones and 10 or so peasants

>>172477928
Food was never an issue in DF

Is there anything I can do for an injured war dog or do I just need to put it down?

>Hit 130 dwarfs
>Only have about 30 bedrooms
>working on the mega pumpstack
>Fisher dwarfs are catching insane amount of fish from the ocean
>Food stockpiles are being overrun by fish
So without out screwing over hauling how many dwarfs should be training in rotation?

Should I strike the earth?