/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

i still have my well spun hat ticket

pottis

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I am think many people never have this medals. This medals have only very good team. Thats the first write that all participants have medal after only any team:).
Only pro have this, another people ……… LOL

>>172261784
Reffl

>>172261852
no

>1500 hours at the game and still no comp team
Is it normal or I should start looking for one?

>>172261796
>being proud of a virtual item
congrats, none of us care

>>172261978
I have 2700 hours and care nothing for comp.

I'm just satisfied with having fun and messing around while tf2 is on it's last legs.

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>>172261941
wandernigger right now

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>>172261796
>I am think

Isn't it I think therefore I am?

:Thoughts:

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>>172261796
>6v6 medal
boring

>>172262353
>Participant
>Not 1st
You're shit at the game

>>172262110
>le tf2 is dying meme

What did he mean by this?

>>172262110
>while tf2 is on it's last legs
>people have been saying that tf2 is dead since the end of the line update

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>>172262291
I have levels of apathy that you can't even imagine, my friend.

WHY PEOPLE NOT LIKE MEDAL
you are jealous of medal
you will never achive medal.... you know pro when you see... other people.... LOL

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>>172262440
>not using your comp money for tip of the hats

>>172262496
People have been saying that tf2 is dead since before it went free to play.

>>172262652
>people have been saying that tf2 is dead as it was being developed.

>>172262739
but really, who are you quoting?

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>use a mousewheel for disguise weapon switch bind
>run backwards pretending to be a sniper while scrolling
>pass a pyro with unusuals
>stab
>wtf hack
heh too easy

>>172262847
>people

people has been saying TF2 is dead since Robin Walker got hired by Valve in the late 90's and stopped working on a TF2 that would have been released in 1999
"Soon" (1998)

>he doesn't use the mousewheel without the fast weapons witch to switch weapons
It's like you fags were bad at videogames or something

>>172263112
>He doesn't use the numbers above the wasd keys.
>Calls others bad at el video juegos.

Good luck switching between weapons when you have fifty of them at hand.

>>172261796
raffle

>Build sentry on doublecross on the bridge
>Enemy caps intel because my team cannot spycheck to save their lives
>Says it's because we didn't have a sentry on intel
God damn, if it's such a big deal, why not go engineer yourself you doublenigger. Camping intel on CTF is boring as h*ck and if I want to build a level 3 in an aggressive position, by god I will.

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>>172264276
>Not defending the enemy intel

>>172263994
http://tf2r.com/kgf9ckh.html

>>172264380
That was my eventual goal if my team would learn how to push and/or spycheck.

>>172262852
this never happened

Do you guys seriusly switch weapons with the numbers above the wasd keys instead of using the mousewheel?

Do you suck dicks

Yes, all stock everything
https://youtu.be/hd0qIp1zF9U

>>172265497
Do you seriously use the mousewheel? Shit is unreliable.

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Neat.

>>172267110
raafle

>>172267110
thats a nice hat

>>172267194
http://tf2r.com/k0eoekb.html

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>>172261796
You are going to actually put that on always and then blame your team in valve MM 24/7, right?

What kind of player are you in MM?
I'm that one guy that topscores without saying a word and after the match inmediatly leaves.
I wish I had friends to play this game with and have fun.

>He plays Valve MM

>he doesn't
It's like if you didn't want to show your shiny red badge to every pub medic or were BAD at tf2.

>>172268379
im the guy who watches his teammates yell at each other and then call them both bad at the end of the match

>>172261796
get out of here perm

>>172261796
permzilla lad

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>>172268379
Medic with Unusual that is all friendly and nice, keeps everyone alive, and acts like a retard in pregame. But deep down all I want is to win

i found this gem looking for sticky jumper montages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxJe-KA0rIQ

>>172269525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI7f4CgATiE

>>172269398
>I want to win
>Piggybacking off of other competent team members counts as winning
lmao

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>>172269886
>He thinks being a medic is piggybacking

Any way to change the phlog's particles to something less retarded?

>>172270259
Can someone please post im an alpha male.jpg?

>>172270985
only on community servers

>>172268379
I'm the guy that instantly picks engineer and somehow always finishes as MvP

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>Leave, keys are 2.66
>Come back, keys are 25 ref
What the fuck happened?

>>172272065
Infinite metal.

>>172272065
lots of people played
lots of metal was crafted
buds are also super cheap now, and so are bills. people duped/hoarded them too much.

>>172270985
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlogiston_theory

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>>172272065
Economic inflation? I think trading got big since some players left or became trade fags.

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>>172272132
>>172272187
>>172272304
Inflation got that bad? Shit. Is there any hope for things going back to normal?

>>172272681
never ever. the good news is that craft hats are still 1.33, and a lot of hats are craft hats now. you could dress all your classes up for $2.50.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fb/Soldier_sf12_taunts13.wav?t=20121027181445
i never heard this
why record such a good line if you dont play it anywhere

>>172273453
Soldier has too many good voicelines to list

>>172274095
>>172273453
Nothing beats this
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8b/Cm_spy_pregamefirst_rare_02.mp3?t=20160711013608

>>172274324
>Not https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Cm_engie_pregamefirst_rare_03.mp3?t=20160710094610
>Not https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/33/Cm_engie_pregamewonlast_rare_01.mp3?t=20160710095109
>He doesn't enjoy terrible puns
Still i admit that was a good one

>>172273453
>>172274324
>>172274614
https://youtu.be/KLaZBYDLcDk 0:14

>>172272065
>>172272304
>>172272681
You'd be surprised how greedy 10 year old are.

On the upside, 5 keys will get you a fuckload of metal for crafting lots of hats for fun.

>>172275872
I expect a 100 word essay on my desk next week about what its like, Teddy.
And this time I will not accept a paper with one "sucks", one "It", and 98 "really"s

>>172272065
Scrap Farming on Server Farms with hundreds of fake accounts.
Infinite metal and less people putting real $$$ into the game.
Result is stupidly cheap hats but anything that needs keys to get (Unusuals, some stranges, etc) stays high in value.

I want to go back to 2008. I miss the days of hats being rare, 1 cosmetic slots, most classes having no unlocks, and no snowflake weapons

ATTENTION /TF2G/

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TF2 GRIEFING VIDEO WITH A KID GETTING SUPER MAD AT BEING CALLED ADOPTED

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT AGAIN FOR FOREVER NOW

THANKS

epic little kids getting owned!

>>172276886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z53y1FMSWxQ

>>172276083
I don't really trade. I just figured all the metal and high key to metal ratio was from kids that want more out of their keys.

On a side note, I sometimes wonder when TF2 will show signs of "giving out" and when I should sell my backpack to get something out of it beforehand?

>>172277284
>Posting your own unfunny video
If you only get traffic from random clicks in tf2g, and they don't even watch half your video, then just stop making videos.

How often do you taunt after you kill?

>>172278839
Pretty much never. Some kid earlier was trying to get the entire team to taunt after killing this particular flare spamming pyro.

>>172278839
only after bullshit kills I don't deserve, that mostly means if I crit someone in a fight I should've lost. or if some kid is being annoying I taunt to piss him off

>>172278839
Either if I get an insane kill, if the opponent overextended too far, if they taunted me first or if they think they can get the drop on me by going rage scout (I'm a filthy sniper main)

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>>172278839
>Have rock paper scissors out in pregame
>Some gibusvision spy walks up to me and starts butterknifing me
>I don't stop taunting since I have faith
>He kills me
>Taunts
>Check his profile
>Legit only has 60 hours
>Bottom frags in actual game

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do people still post these here? if so then r8 h8 post your own shitty version you know the drill

Question, if I wanted to turn my backpack into money (Not counting the stuff I can sell on Steam Market) how would I do it? Or does metal not sell for money?

>>172280115
Bad.

>>172280150
Sell your entire bp for like 50% of the price on bp.tf if you don't have the patience to sell one piece at a time.

>>172280115
I might if you post the template

>>172278839
Only if it's bullshit, if it's extra bullshit like fall damage or a melee crit I drop a few binds in there as well

>>172280275
>Sell your entire bp for like 50% of the price on bp.tf if you don't have the patience to sell one piece at a time.
We talking metal or actual cash?

>>172280115
Are you doing this on purpose? because real people can't have taste this bad

>>172278839
1. If I get a really good kill or kill streak
2. Someone get's cheeky and I intend to show them what's up.
3. If I'm a sniper 1v1ing a Sniper with The Green Diaper, then I always taunt to show him who the real pro is.

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>>172279735
You frag him afterwards?

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>>172278839

>>172280874
i named that one

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>have this
>want to sell it
>sweating.jpg

>>172281152
>Going back on your word
Disgusting
>Autosorting backpack
>Maxed bp size
Also disgusting

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>>172281063
thank you for doing that

>>172280836
take this gif version, its better

>>172281467
its not my word, I was given it for free by a friend who quit

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>>172281152
>Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
what

>>172281674
If it was already spoiled, wipe the desc and sell it then
>>172281893
hownew.ru

>>172281893
>new people
>tfw you never got a lo-fi longwave

>>172281893
got it for appearing on Kritzkast
>>172281935
that's a fair point.

>>172281152
>Strange magic nibba hat
>Vintage kratzkast hat
Just buy what you want you jew.

>>172282059
they gave away vintage ones for a whole bunch of stuff. they gave away a bunch last september to everyone who entered a dumb caption contest

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>Got badge
>Hire Date: Oktober 2009
>Still a bronze badge

>>172282325
I mean, I know, but I got mine for being on Kritzkast is what I was saying.

>>172282553
ooh, nice. are you a cool important person?

>>172282695
Nah, Agro just likes what I do.

>>172282759
still cool.

i didnt even realize it was still going desu. i figured they mustve run out of stuff to talk about at this point.

>>172282695
You literally got it for being in the KritzKast steam group back in 2011.
Nothing more.
In todays terms, it would be like getting a hat for being in Muselk's group

>>172282934
>You literally got it for being in the KritzKast steam group back in 2011
http://www.kritzkast.com/kritzkast-414-i-have-no-face-and-i-must-flex

are you sure

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>taunting on revenge

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>Taunting on domination

>>172283049
>The hat was first awarded in Vintage quality to a limited but unspecified number of players for being a member of the KritzKast Steam Group prior to 7pm (GMT+1) June 12th 2011
They give that hat out for the most retarded reasons.
It's like a gibus but slightly harder to get.

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>Taunting on disconnect

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>valve unmasks pyro
>see this

wat do???

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>valve unmasks spy
>see this

wat do???

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>go on a server with furry/pony tags because it's the only one with the gamemode I want and a good ping
>retarded female and fur class models running around making really gay squeaking noises
>extremely queer sounding boys talking on their mics
>rancho relaxo in a big huddle of faggots so they disperse and stop making gay noises
>go to try and kill people but the server keeps having ridiculous packet loss spikes despite good ping so I can't hit shit
Furry servers, never fucking ever again

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>valve unmasks spy
>see this

wat do???

>going spectate after getting dominated and then going back to your team

why do people do this? don't they realize that

1. it just lets them dominate you again
2. revenge gives points

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>find a discord group for TF2 hackers
>go down their steam account tab
>report everyone who posted theirs

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>valve unzips spy
>looks like THIS
WHAT NOW FAGS

pyro is the best pocket / ubercharge target because of the flamethrower's high multi target damage and large clip

>>172285075
i would unzip my spy if you know what im saying ;)

>>172285142
are you from an alternate timeline future where the pyro update is actually good

>>172285380
yes but even prior to 5/22 my point still stands

>22 months

americans are so silly

>using unintuitive dating & metric systems for a pseudointellectual cred

bongs are so primitive

>still being so primitive that you are still bound by concepts like time
you'll never get into 6s like this

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>>172283774
>name my strange shotgun "Furbane, 12-Gauge of Tears"
>go to furry servers
>Massacre them all as Engineer

how do i break my habit of worrying about my k/d ratio?

>>172286560
stop playing overwatch

>>172286560
frag

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>>172285380
I deleted my post commenting on ArraySeven's video; "Playing in bad teams". I nitpicked some bad points and didn't realize he was giving tips about playing in bad teams. Still...
4:41
Heavy don't really need Kritzkrieg. Especially IF they're newbies, they'll be left with only overheal against a Sentrygun which they miserably fail.
5:35
Still, good or bad players; Pyros are not really Medic buddies. A good last quarter of video is about ubering Pyros in pubs.

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>Still being bound by the chains of the physical world, where life in it's entirety is essentially meaningless and what we are currently feeling as a consciousness is nothing more than your brain triggering a hallucinatory simulation trying to prove to you that what you're experiencing is reality.

>>172287107
Sometimes the only way to take out that one sentry nest is to uber the pyro. Then again, it's just a pub and if you're competent, you shouldn't be playing medic for bads anyway.

>>172287120
>saving thumbs

how new

>sniper on 2fort complaining that I keep rocket jumping up and killing him
>switch to sniper
>kill him even more

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>>172287653
They don't have reaction faces on reddit.

I didn't notice until I used it just now. I updated it but the damage has been done.

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its complete
r8

also post snippers

>>172284942
What are the best ways to get back at hackers in general?

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>>172288013
Hark! Art thou salteth over my supreme hitbox detection'eth?

>>172288031
danger shield + vaccinator + a good sniper

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>>172288013

>>172288031
Ask their team to kick him
Ask them to report him
Report them yourself

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>>172288013

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>>172288031
Vaccinator a Natascha Heavy with Holiday Punch or FoS.
At some old aimbots headshots may desync if you disguise as Spy to a misleading model like Scout or Pyro.

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>>172288013

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>>172288013
Nao

>>172288276
>>172288356
>>172288475
All of those sound well and good, but what if I really want to get back at them? Is there a legal way to to that?

>Hacker I played with yesterday made a new account with the same name
>He's on my team this time
>Before the round starts tell team he's a hacker and to kick him
>He keeps trying to talk over me, claiming bullshit like he didn't expect to get that many headshots
>Vote failed
I love this game, but I hate the players.

>>172288356
>Hearts
BF or GF?

>>172288623
trace their ip

go to their house

ask to come in

unplug their computer

>>172288250
>>172288504
>>172288592
>Three Toowoomba Tunics
Is this the only decent sniper body cosmetic or are you all just faggots?

>>172288867
Fits the rest of my medieval loadout.

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>>172288697
That's why >>172288356 is something I nod my head at. Sometimes it works, but most of the time these bitches either come in groups, or their team is full of losers that don't like getting rolled and want to win the gross way. It's pathetic.

>>172288867
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Outback_Intellectual

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>>172288867
Four*
You missed one.

>>172288013
I need a better third cosmetic.

>>172288867
>I don't get a (You)
Sad!

>>172288808
Personally I'd gone with a smack to the face then unplug, but your way sounds more professional.
>>172288867
Oh yeah because sweater vests or jackets work fine with a Larkin Robin. If you get that hat, and you have a Hunstmans, you go full Merry Man or go home.

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Hey guys I found my old phone in a dusty old drawer so I'll be posting of the team fortress two images I have to transfer, feel free to save. Mods please stop banning me.

>>172288031
If it's hackers on your own team and you wanna throw the game, go Heavy and let the enemy Medic stab you for uber.

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>>172289183

>>172289019
Iunno. It worked for me last night. Just gotta be persistent

>>172288768
Battlefield or Game Freak? Never touched the former, but the only one I've done from the latter was Pokémon. Game Freak, I guess

Why not make an imgur album and not have to deal with post timers?

>>172289201
Sounds like a good idea. have a sandwich so he can keep stabbing.

Though most of the time they're always on the other team. Last time a hacker was on my team he didn't really interrupt the game, he just spun slowly as heavy while mic spamming a song called "Fuck all Niggers". Shit was legit hilarious.

For how long has the charmer's chapeau/phantom combo been the "le epic trickstab" spy set

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>>172289381

>>172289553
Ever since both could be unusual.

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>>172289505
>>172289582
Figured here's since it was a dead thread people wouldn't mind but i guess your right, after this one I'll just upload the rest to an album.

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>>172289434
>Battlefield or Game Freak? Never touched the former, but the only one I've done from the latter was Pokémon. Game Freak, I guess
ur a real shitter ya know that bub?

>>172289553
I was gonna comment earlier but I was still banned, I never thought that was even a thing. Chapeau is not really an interesting hat anyway, not since the Bowler hat is supreme.

Also by "epic tribsteb" they mean the same "Imma Ass Creed jump the stairs for your back" trick, before I just mess them jump up and just blast the fucker.

>>172289912
That thumbnail looks like a green Heisenberg

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Thicc
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heavy secondary

The Bane Train
Railspike Launcher
(+)On Kill: +50 max health
(+)Infinite penetration
(-)On Kill: +25% increase in player model and hitbox size
(-)-34% clip size

Base Damage - 50
Ramp Up - 160% (Maximum 80 damage)
Falloff - 80% (Minimum 40 damage)
Projectile Speed - 3000, identical to Manmelter
Kill bonus stacks up to 4 times.

Thoughts /tv/??

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>>172290579
>playing pyro

damn that ass phat....

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Hello there!

I am a new player to the game, though not too new as you can see by my cosmetics.

I have gotten quite proficient with the Sniper and Spy classes, and I enjoy playing as Friendly Heavy on occasion as well. (I am thinking about getting a Vintage Dead Ringer or a Killstreak Machina.) However, I can still see that I have a lot to learn. Just the other day I learned that you can rotate your buildings!

I have come here to gain more knowledge from the masters! Give me your most professional tip so that I may get good at this game!

>>172291003
Was testing out my reserve shooter to get a feel for how cancer pyro plays. It doesn't do so well.
>>172291223
That's some pasta bait right there, have a (you). If you are being earnest though, check the TF2 wiki on strategies.

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>someone challenges me to a duel right at the start of the game
>its some pubstar faggot with a medic shoved up his butt the whole time

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reminder pyro is the only class who does squats and should run faster to reflect this

>>172291389
>Using Duel Minigames
Who here actually bothers with that shit?

>>172291440
His suit is just really baggy. What we should really focus on is how fucking tiny the spy's hands are.

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>>172291907
my god, you're right

>>172292161
>Tiny baby sphee hands for stebbing.

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>>172292161
>Ywn have heavy finger you with his giant meat hooks
Why continue on lads

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Reminder that the iron bomber is objectively better than stock and is the optimal way to play demoman

>>172289101
muffs look so strange with the other style

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>>172291003
>Somebody's already saved your image you made
Is this what it's like to be popular?

why doesnt demo have a hatless hat like scout or engineer or sniper
i even know what a hatless soldier looks like
but seriously
what IS under that beanie?

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>>172292962

>>172292962
The reason there isnt a demo version is because it just disables body groups.
And there isn't a bodygroup to remove demos beanie.
While with soldier they didn't want to show his eyes.
Then once they added enough hats that show his eyed, it was too late. Though really they could anyway. I don't think anyone would mind.

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>join game
>some mega tryhard clan of max levels wearing gibuses stomping the other team
>all 6 of them have around 200 points each and aren't doing the objective
>other team filled with level 1-3 silvers
why are people allowed to queue in groups, shit like that is just ridiculous

>>172293163
Soldier with eyes showing is just bizarre and does not look good.

>>172293250
>Not stomping them anyway
t. bad

>>172291349
It wasn't meant to be bait, it was just meant to be a fun conversation starter.

>>172293250
>>some mega tryhard clan of max levels wearing gibuses
Man I hate that. If you're gonna Stomp, at least don't be smug and be like "We're tottaly newbs tee-hee".

On a unrelated note, holy fuck Adam Sess blue pill'd hard didn't he? Man times have changed since G4.

>>172293671
Oh sorry, just seems bait like.

huntsman is just a worse direct hit with headshots

>>172293250
>the nazis were racist
Technically they weren't racist.
They hated everyone but the Aryan.
Technically they were xenophobic.

>>172294313
excluding one race doesn't exempt you from being a racist. if you're prejudiced against or hate a race, you're a racist, that's the long and short of it. i'm not even trying to be all tumblr like "oh everyone is racist especially white aryan males" i'm just saying that's the definition.

If you want someone to get kicked, follow these steps

>pick the person you want to kick
>pick a random reason
>constantly say "F1 F1 F1 F1" in voice chat
>will 99% of the time work even if the guy who is kicked did literally nothing wrong

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>>172288013
Recommend me a hat that'll go with my barber man. I'm trying to go for a Saturday night cartoon poaching villain theme, the kind of guy that captain planet would fight. Make my mann dastardly. Also rec me some kill sounds, I'm struggling to find one I like

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>>172288013
>snips you

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>>172288013
>Playing sniper.

ror

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>>172291223
>>172293671
Drop a class name you wanna learn and I could shit out a small guide about it, before I fall to sleep.

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He'll fix whatever you break

>>172297168
>GOTEMGOTEMGOTEMGOTEMGOTEM

>>172297168
He can't fix my sex life.

>>172291468
>He doesn't want to inflate his epeen
baka desu senpai

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>>172297168
Best fucking boy 1999

>>172297168
wait a minute...

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>>172297168
Daisan No Sapudan

>>172297954
>not spysain no sapudan
you fucked up

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>>172297954
>the cat
>the thumb ready to click

>>172297954
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE

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r8 & h8

>>172298751
What drives you to keep posting this? Do you get off on it at this point? A genuine question, I mean you do change it based on the suggestions you recive but why?

>>172298596
>>172298130
>>172298051
>>172297954
>my weps are kira references
>everyone calls me a faggot
>he makes a kira loadout
>everyone calls him cool
what the fuck

>>172299089
let me a guess, a sticky launcher named killer queen

>>172299053
I'm just very lonely.

>>172299186
Nope, all spy weps

>>172299264
Join a highlander team then, it'll give you an excuse to talk to people.

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this shit is not okay

>>172299089
If it makes you feel better, I think his Kira loadout is shit as well. I never commented on either loadout because I dont wanna say mean things.

>>172284942
>nothing happen in next 9 months

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>>172300747
I watched one hacker i reported get vac banned right at the end of a match once. It works.

>>172300310
stop staying at the end of matches, nigga

>>172300926
He probably was using public version of lmaobox which get you account banned in a few hours.

im selling an unusual

if I traded it for paypal money how do stop the guy from revoking? and keeping the hat

raffle

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD_JwVOAVo0
Should F2P's have access to all the unique weapons at once so that they can free up their inventory space?

The answer is no, if that were the case why would you not be free to play? It's not like you need more than stock, and it's a dollar minimum to upgrade.

>those literal children in the comments literally complaining that their parents won't give them the credit card

>>172302310
i mean technically it's $5 to upgrade since you can't put a lower amount than that on steam to start with. i don't know why these kids don't just save up allowance money or scam their neighborhood kids and buy steam gift cards at gamestop.

>>172302409
True. You at least dont need to spend all five dollars on tf2.
Honestly, just sell some trading cards or something.

>>172302572
can't sell shit on the market unless you've made a purchase within the last year.

>>172302635
well they just need to stop being so jewish then. buy something. quit complaining that youre not getting everything for free.

>>172302804
little kids are the jewiest of jews, haven't you seen ed edd n eddy

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rate my wife

he looks sad. were you mean to her?

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>>172302852
This is true, I remember scamming a kid out of his lunch money and buying Nestle crunch bars with it.

>it's a player with an all-lowercase name

>>172301735
you don't

sorry for stomping you
nothing personal

>saps your sentry
>gets dead ringer activated
>backstabs your med who had full charge
Psssh.......noting personnel......kid.......

>>172305970
was this by chance on swiftwater

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>frantically look behind me every second to look for spies
>nothing there
>get distracted and look ahead for 2 seconds
>get backstabbed

>go mge scout
>get destroyed

o-

oh...........

Spy Fix

>Base health increased to 150.
>Base damage on all Revolvers decreased by 10%.
>Dead Ringer no longer increases speed or grants fire immunity on activation. Now boosts jump height by 150% for the full duration of the cloak.
>Spy-Cicle now has a "+50% fire vulnerability on wearer" attribute.
>Decreased backstab radius from 180° to 170°.
>Increased base damage on all Knives by 25%.
>Disguising as a given class changes the Spy's hitbox to match.
>Disguising as slower classes no longer lowers your speed to match. To increase disguise immersion, one can now hold down their designated taunt key while disguised to match the speed of slower classes.

>>172307194
scout mge is pretty dumb
i lose in mge all the time but win most 1v1s in actual games

>>172307394
>boosts jump height
>needing to hold down taunt key
i bet you thought the shove on the shortstop was a good idea too

>>172307394
This is bait bullshit, if it isn't I kinda pity your gamesense. I'm gonna reply to get the thread rolling
>Base health increased to 150
Why? You want Deadringer to be even more beastly than it is?
>Base damage on all Revolvers decreased by 10%.
Revolvers have like pretty strong per shot already. If you can't aim or keep spamming try Enforcer.
>Dead Ringer no longer increases speed or grants fire immunity on activation. Now boosts jump height by 150% for the full duration of the cloak.
Why? What will happen when you're in an enclosed space with low ceiling or climbing a stair?
>Spy-Cicle now has a "+50% fire vulnerability on wearer" attribute.
Uhh... with or without afterburn immunity?
>Decreased backstab radius from 180° to 170°.
It changes nothing.
>Increased base damage on all Knives by 25%.
Why?
>Disguising as a given class changes the Spy's hitbox to match.
And aimbotters will feast over it.
>Disguising as slower classes no longer lowers your speed to match.
Only thing that makes you follow people from behind and act was that slow movement speed.
Try to play the damn class.

>>172307921
it doesn't have to be the taunt key
>>172307950
are you having a stroke or is english just not your first language

>>172308138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJp-Dy6lyng
play the class

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>>172308525
ok but what does this have to do with anything

at least know why you're angry my dude

>>172308598
not him but what he means is that you've likely never played much spy, so you should play spy yourself before you try to "fix" him

>>172308697
i have over 500 hours of spy

he seems to have misread what i typed out. the extent of it is to make spy better at stabbing things, worse at running away, and less dependant on guns.

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How does this look? Should I change anything? The beard also looks good in white but I don't wanna fork over that much money.

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>>172309109
Here's one with a different beard and the pipe from the salty dog.

>>172309098
So you want the spy to not be able to run away after a good stab or two, and if he's cornered, you want him to be shit in a gun fight so you can kill him easier.

Yeah I call bullshit.

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>>172308598
I asked simple questions which you refused to answer because you don't like people disagreeing with you in a public imageboard? May be.
>Base health increased to 150
Deadringer effective hp will be high off if you give him +25 max health. He'll have like 50 effective health when he's under the effects of 3-sec DR.
>Decreased backstab radius from 180° to 170°.
It's way larger than that actually and it's kept for the sake of facestabs and matadors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5Fg5d_uBU
>Spy-Cicle now has a "+50% fire vulnerability on wearer" attribute.
Do you intend to keep the afterburn immunity duration or not?
>To increase disguise immersion, one can now hold down their designated taunt key while disguised to match the speed of slower classes.
Why? If I'm disguised as a soldier, it means I want to convince some far off player about my disguise and stay at his back.
>Increased base damage on all Knives by 25%.
Knives kill with a backstab, increasing their damage will promote butterknifing.
>Disguising as a given class changes the Spy's hitbox to match.
Unfitting hitboxes actually protects spy from old aimbot softwares. And he just dons a papermask, don't seek any depth beyond it.
>Base damage on all Revolvers decreased by 10%.
Why? Revolvers have 40 base damage and can punch a hole through anyone for nearing 60 damage if you're close up, way worthy than trying to butter knife someone. I just gave you a suggestion on

>>172309098
Worse at running away? I think you forgot about DR and general damage mitigation that all cloaks have. You gave him straight 30-70 hp, removed movement penalty of slow disguises, made him jump like a scout for no reason as well.
Less dependent... Man this gotta be bait... free bumps for thread anyway.

spy mains are fucking hopeless

>>172309234
I like this one better t.bh f.am

>>172303163
Rabbits are shit, get a kangaroo instead.

*le jump on stairs*
ohhhhh mmmmm yeahhh this is gonna be le epic, outskilled imminent *smacks lips* going into my fragvid surely my 4 subscribers will shit themselves
*doesnt even jump over enemy*
wtf walwe fix this shit game

>>172309426
>>172309301
>complaining about spies
>getting outsmarted by spies
>spies even being a threat to you in the first place
t.bad

>>172309234
Scotch's good with grey, so I'll prefer this one. Also if you can make the hat team spirit since itll match the red on the shoulders.

>>172299089
I was just shitposting, man. It's what I do

>>172309301
I can't blame them. I was a spy main from 2011-2014, and I was really desperate for any changes at all. It took them all the way until gunmettle/mym to make any meaningful changes or additions to the class and now they're getting restless again.

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>>172309581

Why hasn't Valve made any good shotgun skins yet? They all look worse than stock. REEEEEEEEE

why the fuck would you ever want to play spy
it's like being interested in tennis but only ever being the ball boy

>>172309939
He's hard to play and very luck based but rewarding when you pull shit off. Yeah, you could do everything spy does but better on sniper, but you're just standing behind your team and shooting people instead of turning invisible and outwitting people/outdming power classes with a revolver.

>>172310137
it wasn't about spy being useless, i just don't think playing him is very exciting
it's nice if you have fun playing him but i don't
i really like teamfights and spy is pretty much uninvolved in those

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>normal item
>19 cents
>same skin but its strange
>almost $3
i don't need it... I DONT NEED IT...

>>172309495
t. le epic lime chapeau trickstabber 1:27 kdr

sort the classes by fun that you're having while playing them

1. LC + targe demo > soldier > scout > medic > shotgun engie > heavy > sniper ≫ pyro, spy, regular turtle engie, demo with a sticky launcher and a non-LC primary

>>172309918
>tfw you have a shotgun that was gifted to you by a friend who doesn't use Steam anymore
>afraid Valve may release a good shotgun skin and I'll be torn between the cool looking gun and the signed one

>>172311658
By fun?
Medic (vacc)
Funslinger Engineer
Pyro (stock/scorch/homewrecker)
Scout (FaN, Guillotine, Sandman)
Solly
Scout
Demoman
Demoman (booties/Stickies/Zatoichi)
Engineer
Demoknight
Sniper
Heavy
Spy

>>172311658
soldier with a booster pack > soldier with gunboots > scout with winger and atomizer > jag engi > everything else >>>>>>> medic > spy

>>172311658
quickie demo > soldier > spy > scout > sniper > pyro > medic [[POWER GAP]] engineer > heavy

pootis dispenser dpootie dispenser poot it dispenser poot isldienset potis dispensart pootis dispenset pootis dispenser pootis dispenser pootis sidpenser pootis dispenr potis dispenr pootisd dispenesd potisdispens pooris sidpens dptiiidis didpens t poitis sodpeis rlroisodospsotne e rpooeisr nspoisiandoeprnsr pptis dispenr sorisispr skspenrnsporndospsor sososirntn sporotisndpekr spsodornrnspsoodidrnempptisnd

>The only thing keeping the comp scene alive is jew.tf's money

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6yGp-oGf8

>The only thing keeping the comp scene alive is the 99% of comp players that will never get any money but play for fun

>>172262574
>defending this area with donk balls
it sucks so much that this point is usually captured so fucking fast, it is hard to defend but when you really can its fun as fuck for at least one side

heavy: pootis
hoovy: pottis
trump: potus

>>172311658
Demoknight > Funslinger > Piss Suit Snoipah > Scout > Soldier > Medic > everything else

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>>172314108
Can you do that? I usually use dank cannon to push people away from Sentry nest only.

>>172314108
>donk balls
why, normal pipes are guaranteed to hit someone in that thing passage anyway mon ami

My new favourite passtime is joining tr_walkway servers that noob didn't set up correctly and fuck with them by pretending to be a bot but with the mvm robot ubercharge
Then i impulse 203 them
pssssh, nothing personnel

>>172293250
but MUH PLAY WITH FWENDS :3 (internally named DegenerateMeeting)

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the other valve game

>>172311658
>Shotgun heavy (when they let us use lunch items and a shotgun in the future)
>Ninjaneer
>Combat engie
>Stock soldier with a medic who is good on my team
>Iron bomber/lnl + sticky jumper
>stock + funboats + meme spoon
>Spy (if my aim is good that day, at the bottom if not)
>tryhard heavy (if there aren't good pick classes on the enemy team, otherwise he's at the bottom)
>Combat medic (blutsauger, quick fix, ubersaw)
>Huntsman
>Demoknight
>tryhard soldier (black box + conch or dh + b backup)
>turtle engie
>tryhard demo
>tryhard medic
>tryhard pyro
>tryhard scout
>tryhard sniper

Why the fuck are dad duds so expensive?

>>172314739
yeah you can do that
>heavy trying his best to go through that narrow hallway, clearly frustrated having a hard time coming up the boxes
>push him back to spawn

>>172314818
fuck you

hmmmmmmmmmm :pottis:

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>>172316154
>fuck you
fuck me

>>172316307
>ywn lick bonk off of femsniper's belly button

why live

>>172311658
demoman > soldier > scout > heavy > medic > spy > sniper > pyro > engineer

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>>172311658
Engineer > Pyro > Scout > Demo > Heavy > Sniper > Medic > Spy > Soldier

>>172311658
Spy > Trolldier > Sniper > Medic > Scout > Demoman > Demoknight > Soldier > The others

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So why are snowplow and probed listed here and not in attack/defense and koth respectively?

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So I haven't played this game in a few years and I've recently started to get back into it pretty hardcore. I'm really having a blast and I'm enjoying it a lot again, but, I was wondering if there was a good config that matches niceness with performance. I usually find one or the other but there really doesn't seem to be a middling ground. I usually end up playing around with the CFGs I have found, I'm using a modified maxframes comangila right now, but I was wondering if there was any good ones out of the box. I like the ambiance effects and things like that if that's of any help. Would it just be better to use the cinema config that's offered? Would the framedrop be that bad. If it's of any consideration I'm not running a toaster. Any recommendations would be great though.

>>172318253
Because one is a ad/pl hybrid, the other a ctf/koth one, so they don't fit in a single category

>>172318760
What ctf elements does Probed have?

>>172319205
you're the intel that the saucer tries to capture

>>172316307
>fem sniper
>holding shotgun shells
everything else is excusable despite her looking southern instead of aussie/ze

>>172318678
i just play with no hats mod, directx 8, mat_phong 0, and mat_picmip -1 but i don't think the last one would benefit performance at all. still looks great

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Alright nerds and nerdettes(Addme)

roll a 2 or a 4 to get your loadout drawn.

2 loadouts will be drawn so roll 'em.

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>>172320209
It is time

>>172320349
Let us hope so.

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>>172320209
might as well give it a shot

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>>172320209

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>>172320209
even if I don't roll a 2 or a 4 you'll draw it anways because this pyro is HAWT

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>>172320209
pick one you haven't done already

>>172320624
>this loadout

2011 cancer right next to lime tossle/learner/accs

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>>172320818
holy shit man I did that ironically

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>>172284942
You actually think that does literally anything?
There is a reason people openly cheat, there are no consequences for doing it.

>>172321041
>h-heh i know i-its shit just b-being i-ironic

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Can we talk a second about how fucked hitboxes for backstabs are?

I came back and letters dont display correctly on the main menu d´s and n´s arent displayed correctly making shit hard to read
Is this a common problem?

>>172322084
>tfw trickstabs are more reliable than backstabs
>tfw just shooting people is more reliable than backstabs

>>172322084
Hitboxes are fine, its latency & the lag compensation that gets you

>>172320414
>>172320624
Guess Ill be drawing pyros this morning.

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Post what you listen to while playing, people guess what you main

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_3sdIEhkNA

>>172322580
hanzo