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First for anon number 172371107 is GAY

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>>172371264

>>172371320
fap

>>172371308
anon please stop tempting me
this is not an attempt at reverse psychology
please refrain

>get home
>item server not available
what's even the point of playing then

>>172372092
>playing
>item server becomes unavailable as i'm playing
>oh whatever not a big deal
>can't swap out my weapons
>all the kills i made with my rifle apparently don't count
fuck

>>172372092
It's just Tuesday.

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>>172372247
>>172372292
gimme my fucking hats volvo

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Guys, is it do the opposite day?

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design ultimates for each class

>>172372587
medic already has an ultimate

>>172372587
>Scout
Crit a cola + bonk for 4 seconds

>Soldier
Blast damage immunity and knockback resistance

>Pyro
Automatically enters Kill and Unbindall into the console

>Demoman
Kritz uber

>Heavy
Restricted to melee only, crits 100% of time, secondary fire lets him rush forward quickly and attack

>Engineer
Instantly upgrade all buildings to level 3, refill metal and health, dispenser AOE coming from engineer for 8 seconds, stacks with normal dispenser

>Medic
Next uber lasts twice as long, does not stack, vaccinator gets 8 charges

>Sniper
Loads hollowpoint bullets that crit on bodyshot

or just aimbot

>Spy
Sapper can hack buildings and spy can attack while invisible for short period of time

>>172372587
Scout: Recover 60% of damage dealt on enemies coated in his "milk"
Soldier:Gives his team minicrits and a minor speed boost
Pyro: Extinguish your allies and remove sappers because that is the only thing you are good for
Demo: I think this is the only class without too many gimmicks
Heavy: Share a medium health kit with your medic
Engineer: Delete projectiles and make the classes that are supposed to counter you cry
Medic: Give your teammates guaranteed crits
Sniper: Coat enemies in your own piss to increase damage done to them
Spy: Right click to run away and be useless until your cloak meter refills

>>172372587
scout - all weapons heal you for 100% of damage dealt
soldier - every banner at once
pyro - using primary fire will also reflect projectiles
demo - really fast fire and reload speed, clip sizes doubled
heavy - faster spun up move speed and damage resistance while shooting
engineer - level 4 buildings
medic - literally mercy's ult
sniper - hitman's heatmaker effect + all shots are piercing
spy - release 4 spy bots

>>172372587
>Scout
Speed boost and faster firing speed
>Soldier
Rocket mastery 2 upgrade, 50% bigger RL magazine and 40% less self damage (Additional with gunboats, so it's 100%)
>Pyro
Triples flamer range and buffs afterburn
>Demo
enemy team just fucking DIES
>Heavy
Raises max hp to 400 and gets max overheal, 20% damage resistance
>Engi
Fully repairs buildings, teleporter acts like symmetria's, dispenser gets the extended range 3 from mvm, lvl 4 sentry
>Medic
Medigun effect applies to all nearby teammates, both healing and charge effects
>Sniper
Instant max charge, can headshot while unscoped, no speed penalty when zoomed
>Spy
Longer cloak, faster decloak time, cloak gives intangibility

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>>172374150
>level 4 buildings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEWT0Anrc7k

>shoot spy with a single pistol shot from across the map
>they die instantly
woah what are the odds

>>172375313
>He's not dead ringering, but actually dead

>>172372587
well, if we we're gonna be like overwatch, then my ults would be based on only having access to stock
>Scout
Bonk! + cola speed
>Soldier
Buff banner but larger AoE
>Pyro
Phlog's crits
>Demo
Eyelander + charge w/ low recharge time
>Heavy
Sandvich
>Engie
Minisentry (in addition to main sentry)
>Medic
Ubercharge lol
>Sniper
Sleeper but with limited bullets and no need for full focus
>Spy
Activates Dead Ringer

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tfw most of my team is apparently on a third world connection

>>172376470
>Turbine
There's your problem.

>>172376470
>player with a meme name
>player with trade.tf in their name

Hope neither of those is in your team

daily reminder that the stickybomb launcher should be buffed and that all the offclasses should be removed from the game

>>172371048
>soldier now has access to all 24 rockets in a single clip without reloading

what changes?

ATTENTION /TF2G/

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TF2 GRIEFING VIDEO WITH A KID GETTING SUPER MAD AT BEING CALLED ADOPTED

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT AGAIN FOR FOREVER NOW

THANKS

>>172377239
He becomes the #1 priority pocket material instead of Demoman

Are there any good airblast training maps?

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>>172371264

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>>172377684
Casual matchmaking, you'll see so many shit soldiers you can't help but reflect their easy shots. Reflect long enough and the soldiers will try *HARDMODE* Direct hit and/or liberty launcher. Get good at that and they'll try for the *LIGHTNING ROUND* where they go demo and actually kill your ass because pyro can't reflect as fast or as long as demo can spam.

>>172376881
He was. He kept asking all game if anyone wanted to trade.

>>172376520
Turbine is fun enough when your team isn't so retarded as to keep pushing when the announcer says they have our intel and after that don't bother guarding the intel so the engineer can rebuild so I can keep farming my strange.

Should I start playing this game from scratch?

Are there still active community servers (especially EU ones), or is it just Valve servers now?

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Why even bother?

>>172378802
If you enjoy the game, yes. Just don't expect actually good community servers at this point, once you filter out all the furry/trade/idle servers there's maybe a dozen or even less left playing the base game with no mods or bots.

>>172378834
Whom?

>>172379360
Benny. It kind of hurts to see him still be so dedicated to the game.

>>172379578
yeah, he really should play disney's blizzard's marvel's star wars the avengers 2: overwatch 2: the sequel ft. paladins

>>172377735
I thought that the owl was on the scope for a second there.

>>172379746
I'm not saying he should move on to Overwatch or even quit TF2. I'm just saying he should quit trying to make it into a serious e-sport. It's prime has long since passed, the majority of the playerbase is rabidly against it as well. Just accept the fact that it was never meant to be and go get a real job or something.

>>172380407
>majority of playerbase is rabidly against it
?

>>172380623
Competitive players are but a tiny fraction compared to the 24/7 instant respawn idle_2fort players.

redpill me on professional killstreak eyes

>>172373326
this makes me think, how would you guys feel about a sapper that, instead of destroying the sentry, turns it against its original team. how would you balance that?

>>172380407
i was more making fun of all the people at the end of the b4nny documentary who kept shilling overwatch than anything else.

Can we be serious for a second and ask ourselves...

Do you think they will ever add new content/changes to MvM?

>>172380790
Still, even 24/7 trade_minecraft players really aren't against the idea of competitive, hell most don't even know a scene exists.

>>172381268
i don't understand why they don't add new austrailiums at the very least

>>172381087
I would think that would be overpowered as shit or utterly useless, would be impossible to balance well but it's a neat idea.

I want a sapper that is specialized to destroy multiple sentries, but is weaker against a single one. No idea how that would work though.

>>172377239
Black Box faggotry

>>172381436
this
where's my aussie bottle?

>>172381436
>no aussie direct hit
>no aussie soda popper
>no aussie pistol
>no aussie fish
>no aussie shotgun
>no aussie meme spoon
>no aussie sandwich
>no aussie gunslinger
>no aussie jag
>no aussie crossbow
>no aussie kritzkrieg
>no aussie huntsman
>no aussie revolver
>no aussie sapper
>no aussie anything
why bros

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>>172381727
Australium Golden Gloves.

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>Literally every casual match I join is halfway through on pl_upward, and my team is getting raped

>>172381087
No. It's a bullshit idea.

>>172381878
>aussie fish
>aussie sandwich
>aussie huntsman
how would that even work

>>172380407
>go get a real job or something.
He should do that or hold onto that someday Valve would accept him.
I wonder which would he choose... oh wait...

>>172381607
I was thinking something like this:
>Give Sapper a loud sound to indicate that it's this particular Sapper
>Sentry enters lockdown for a short duration, 3 seconds or so
>Becomes hostile to original team while Sapper is destroying it
The Sapper will destroy the sentry quicker than a regular sapper so the Sentry doesn't fuck around too long, and the lock down period is so Engineers still have a chance to salvage the situation while also keeping it alive as long as a regular Sapper.

>>172381607
Red tape recorder.

>>172381992
I have the habit of just automatically disconnecting when I'm not placed in a fresh match.

>>172381878
>aussie sandvich
>aussie sapper

whoa didn't even know I wanted these until now

>>172382272
I think that if the sapper is going to go ham on it's own team, it should have a bigger downside than taking a little longer to destroy a sentry. Stuff like it can be taken off with one swing and maybe something else would need to be there.

>>172382376
>Red tape recorder.
How does that help destroy a nest at all?

>>172382546
It's a bit useful if there's multiple engineers since just attaching it will take the sentry down a level.

>>172382546
You misunderstand, the lockdown period is to give an Engineer nearby the chance to save the Sentry or get away, and it will lose health more rapidly once it goes off on its team.

>>172377108
Best post in the thread so far

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Do people seriously only have 1 loadout per class?

>>172382698
The difference between a level 3 and a level 2 is small, and it's still better to just destroy it

>>172382753
I understand, it's just having a level 3 turn against the team is a big upside, and the downside would be the lockdown doesn't do anything and it takes a little longer to kill it. I think taking one hit to take the sapper off would make it a little more balanced but it would need one more minor downside.

>>172383043
I have at least four per class, but who would want to look at that library of a picture?

>>172383043
I have 3 pyro, 4 scout, 2 demo, and 2 snipper loadouts.

>>172377108
The stickybomb launcher is already incredibly powerful as is, there's a reason you're only allowed one demo in comp
>removing half the classes in the game
That would pretty much immediately kill the game, even if you hate those classes you have to admit that a lot of people love them

>>172381087
god this gay shit again

you've been at it for literal years now, give up.

>>172383043
at least my 1 loadout on each class actually looks good

>>172383436
prove it

>>172383620

>>172371565

>>172383043
I thank you for not using Lime.

>>172383043
Your demo, sniper, heavy, engy and both pyro loadouts are just random shit thrown together

>>172383043
You only have one decent loadout.

>>172383687
I don't like your scout, heavy's glasses choice, spy's glasses choice, and the over-use of the hat with no name unusual.

With "real" spies I'm a sucker for the Dapper Disguise.
You should have used the capper shot of the engineer, it's a better picture.

>>172381087
The overtaken sentry fires slower, and only at the Engineer. Also takes less swings to remove

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>>172382216
behold my expertly crafted and not at all hastily slapped together concept art
that'll be $10,000 valve

>>172384541
>Curved line and then a straight line
>Hard

>>172384541
Draw the heavy shattering his teeth on the sandwich

>>172384104
scout is my least played class
I probably should replace the tomb readers on heavy
dapper disguise would be pretty nice, but I don't care enough to buy poker night 2
if I have a multi-class unusual, I might as well use it on all classes

>>172384541
aussie fish and sandvich should have golden foil

>>172384875
if you talk to game traders you can get both poker nights for a key, long as you're willing to deal with game codes. Bought one of those sets for somebody here a couple months back.

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>no direct hit reskins
>black box can be aussie and festive
>the next contract update will probably have decorated black boxes
>every trader main uses the black box since it's a crutch with affordable reskins

>>172381087
Mix it with the red tape
-shrinks sentry to level 1
-lowers firerate by 25%
-last 4 seconds before sd without destroying the sentry
-1 hp

>>172377239
mangler becomes the best weapon in the game

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>>172383134
lvl3 has more hp and more resistance against Heavy's boolets.
In the terms of damage, lvl3 can spike it up with a missile salvo on slow targets whilst having the same boolet dps as a lvl2
RTR is just fine.

>>172383134
>having a level 3 turn against the team is a big upside
I've been thinking similar things, but the main question is; "will sentry become open to friendly fire attacks when it turned?"
If it can be destroyed by teammate fire, it's still a distraction and can be bugged out if Valve fucks up the coding.
No one would expect a blu sentry attacking you when you're on team blu, at all. Right?
If anything it can still be given "destroy" command via Destruction PDA of Engineer.
Else still be Wrangler controlled to gain 3 seconds to remove Sapper, but those only make game abit more complicated than anyone intend to.

>>172385915
sentry attacks it's own team, downside is anyone can remove the sapper by shooting at the sentry, after 3 or 4 hits from anything, rockets, hitscans melees etc. the sapper flys off and the sentry goes back to normal, there would need to be a cooldown on the sapper so the spy would have to wait for it to recharge to put it on another sentry.

Post words that really hurt you and legit made you sad

>lose 5-0 in an open scrim in granary
>"stick to lobbies"
>lose 5-0 in badlands
>"anon are you missing half your brain"

>>172385915
the sapper could just make the sentry go haywire, like the basis would be to waste all the sentries ammo really fast, the sapper would make it spin around erratically shooting bullets and missles, other teammates wouldn't be damaged by this, it would work just as if the engineer was shooting at himself

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>>172386923
>Changed attributes:
Reduced explosion base damage from 100 to 75.
Reduced damage ramp up bonus for close range attacks. Now is the same as other explosive weapons.

>>172386396
Countered by pyro spychecking the turret, oh no 3 or 4 hits from flame particles has destroyed both the spy and the sapper oh no.

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>>172384664
heavy orders take out next time

>>172387215
oops i forgot to crop all that white space at the bottom oh well

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>>172387215
saved, thanks my dude

>>172387146
of course with pyro gun you would make it do less damage and it would take about as long as 3 melee hits, just like with hitscan you would count all the bullets from one shot as one, I think this would make more viable situations for the panic attack

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZSRt2fSAuc
>tfw you will never be able to backstab a medic and his heavy and then detonate an entire team when theyre clumped up

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>>172387415
save this version instead, i cropped the white space and colored in the olive on the second panel

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>>172387480
So the sapper in your mind would then be as resilient as the sentry itself? In some cases more?

>>172388073
fuck off im only gonna post the other one from now on

>>172387215
Hol up, so Heavy can eat the robo-sanvitch withiut issue, but when it comes to soft """""gold""""" he breaks his teeth.

Doturds?????

>soldier+medic pair start shooting at me
>duck into spawn room to avoid it
>guy on mic yells "ANON YOU PUSSY YOU DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ANY DAMAGE DON'T RUN INTO SPAWN"
sorry

>>172388116
it would take the normal 3 wrench hits to take the sapper off, but anyone could shoot at it and help, say the engie hits it once, then a rocket hits it and a spy has been burning it for 1 second, the sapper would be removed in 1 second, or maybe an engie has a panic attack and shoots the sapper off in 1.5 seconds

>>172388395
Stop posting any time.

Rate my scout.

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>>172385552
>direct hit continues to be the unspoken older brother of the black box
>does more damage and is more effective at higher levels of play and is more rewarding
>still too hard for newer players to use so the odds of it getting an aussie or festive are second to none
What a shame.

>>172388584
0/post

>>172388584
10/10

remember when damage spread was on

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>>172386923
>Playing in a pub when I was first starting out.
>Played most engineer since It was a relatively easy class for me to play and I can get free kills.

>One day somebody on mic told me I was shit at the class.
>Threw me off my game and kept dying, not being able to keep my sentry up.
>Couldn't play other classes at the time since I was just comfortable playing build-it bob.

Present day, I just hide behind intense levels of apathy. I'll take any critique with a grain of salt, since most of it is just ''hur u suck'' but if it's good advice, I'll be willing to listen.

I now main all the generalist classes as well as engineer.

>>172388501
What exactly is your problem with it?

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>>172388584

suicide vest spy primary that has an undisguised warmup before detonating

basically the escape plan taunt kill but you can walk around and dodge

>>172388584
You dummies, you were supposed to call that scout a spy.

remember taunt sliding?

>>172371264
I'm shit with GIMP so feel free to be disgusted by my poor image editing skills. I kinda went with your 3000x3000 and fuck sup.
>>172371320
>No Dick 0/10

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>>172389340
Fuck forgot the image, sorry.

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>>172371264
not 100% accurate anymore since i had to sell my mann of the seven sees to get a better strange festive sniper rifle, but close enough

>>172388750
Favorite w(r)ench?

>>172389538
Huh. Kind of makes me want a dead of night for my med

>>172380623
Competative players exist, but only for their own little niche, and even then, only for fun and to show off their skill really. Nothing like B4nny wanting to have like Hearthstone tourneys.

>>172389737
Jag

It's always been my favorite wrench. Ever since I got it I've never used any other. It just has a special place in my heart.

Funslinger is a close second since It introduced me to Scout v.2 where you can essentially be a slower scout but counter the class entirely with your annoying mini.

>>172381268
I heard they're planning to do it alongside the Pyro update, but that was just it.

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>>172371264
Sorry for the trash loadouts fellas.

I'm not hurt, haha.

>>172381878
>why bros
Because folks are finally starting to admit that Valve are a bunch of lazy shits that will never do shit like release HL3 because they'd rather make money, but don't have the balls to just admit they're being lazy.

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never realized dead of night and chronomancer different equip regions

looks neat in a way I guess

>>172390408
Half life sucked, but had a good engine.
Half-life 2 sucked ass.
They ended it before most people realized how bad it really was, and so people still get to fondly remember it.

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>>172380407
As if Overwatch has any longevity. They'd have to do some big changes or else it'll flatline by the near end of it's 2 year anniversary. There's just not enough content for a game that's supplementing on new heroes that don't have a big impact, skins that are just one skin with color palates, or boxes of other garbage that no one ever really uses.

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>>172390532

>>172390463
you should try snow scoper + poacher's safari jacket

>>172390625
>got any response
b-b-baited for this e-exact response!

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how can other classes ever compete

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>>172386923
>Be only engie on 2fort trying to defend
>Good chunk of their team comes in, kills the sentry, kills me, and their scout runs in and grabs it while they camp the lobby door.
>"ur a baddie engie".
>MFW this.
>Tell them to fuck off since I'm the only person who bothered to go Engie
>"Lol whatever u suk"
>MFW again.

It hurts being the lone engie, but if no one wants to do it, and I don't feel like losing, then I'll have to deal with the stress. Fucking pubbies.

Spy revolver that only holds one shot, but doesn't break your disguise or leave hitmarkers and doesn't deal damage until 2 seconds after it hits.

>>172388584
He takes after this father well.

>>172391139
nice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPkKZS6q9k

>>172389981
It's like the only coat that works without getting a colonel coat which would be silly with the hat.

>>172388584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waMcyFP0f8A

>>172391231
Thank you for reminding me. Still good.

>>172390532
HL2 was good for it's time, it's just hasn't aged well. If HL3 ever does come out, it'll most likely never live up to any hype and be another Duke Nukem Forever.

>>172390972
>Literally the second to last manlet on the list.
>Sloping and shitty width of shoulders.

Pyro mains are as delusional as their in-game character.

>>172391407
i don't think it'll be duke nuken forever levels, because duke nukem wasn't a good game. hl3 will probably be good, but everyone and their dog expects it to be industry changing, fucking life changing and it's impossible for any game to live up to that expectation.

>>172391407
>hl2 hasn't aged well

It has aged better than most.

What's the best professional killstreak effect?

none

>>172392980
Firehorns. obviously.

>>172383436
>>172371565
those are all shit

>>172391573
Which is funny considering the reason Gabe kept it under wraps was to avoid hype.

It seems hype can't be avoided.

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Why the hell is the mannpower game mode so cancerous, there's only ever one or two servers up and they're filled with the same autists every time that are pony fags, all in the same mannpower group and have over 2k hours in tf2 even though they've only been playing it for a year. All of them also shit talk and gang up on new players and make them leave. I remember in beta people were just having fun with mannpower, what the hell happened?

>>172392980
I like the hypno one.

>>172394094
Just like with Jack and Medieval mode, Valve just dropped it and left it there.

>its impossible to fire the classic while midair, even when not charging
as if a shit gun couldnt get any shittier

I got 9 keys and today I spent the entire day looking for a quick sell to buy but did not find one how do u guys find them??

>>172394094
These people are the lowest of the low, pony fags, homos, and furrys, there's a reason they play mannpower. The powerups and unbalanced-ness let pathetic losers feel stronger than everyone else, these are people who can't play even a fair computer game, they always need an unfair advantage because they're losers at everything. So they go in mannpower, stack into their team with their group of other losers and slaughter newbies and shit talk them all day. It's best to just stay out of mannpower or only play during off hours to avoid these scum.

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>>172394191
dont listen to these clowns
Patrician choice is Incinerator, with color of choice

>>172394935
Buy in full price, you dumb fuck. You ain't getting shit with 9

>>172391075
A unique firing sound would make it easy to notice.

>>172396295
>Literally the steaming of the professional killstreak effects.
>Arguably the shittest 10 ks effect too.
LMAO, I bet you think steaming/smoking is a good effect too.

why would you use the pyromancer's mask with anything else that's a hat

>>172391075
That would confuse veteran players, I wonder how new players would react to it

The answer is extremely poorly.

>>172392980
the only one im ever willing to use is tornado
the flame tends to switch colors between light and dark tones so thats nice
not sure if its a bug

>>172392980
fire horns and tornado gets the dong going

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>>172396975
fuck you incinerator looks cool
steaming and smoking are ass

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>>172397909
Hey. Anon. I like incinerator.

Post men of spy and sapper removal

IF TF2 just vanished one day what game would you replace it with

>>172398445
Maybe Quake, if it doesn't become the shitty casualfest that it's trying to mimic with Obermeme

>>172398445
fortress forever

>>172398445
Probably would just play Oversimple.

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>kill heavy with flamethrower
>W+M1

do heavies even have self awareness

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>>172377239
everyone goes pyro and learns to get good at reflecting and a new counter meta forms where going soldier is frowned upon cause when noobs do it it turns the map into a sea of reflect crits

>>172377239
beggar's bazooka

>>172399346
It's actually incredible how pyro can make babies cry just by doing the same things every other class does.

Reminder that shitters thought pyro was op when the game was released, when pyro was at his absolute weakest.

>>172398445
Honestly? Probably just get gid at real life.

>increase heavy max health to 350
>dalokohs bar increases this to 400
>dalokohs bar health boost now increases overheal cap

>sniper rifle now deals 35% more damage to overhealed targets

what changes

>>172400034
heavy is even tankier than before.

Hey look, the guy who mains a piece of shit boring ass class made another video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsbA0-Nevgs

>>172400280
dane is a retard with retarded opinions

he unironically thinks pyro is a bad medic buddy and that's hilarious because pyro is literally the best uber recipient

>>172400280
teleporter collision fix when

>>172400606
>he unironically thinks pyro is a bad medic buddy
I gotchu covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h134AC6SiNc

>>172398445
Dota 2

>>172400752
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>172401483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0mr5E3wFt0
>muffled YEEEEEEEE coming from distance

>>172402374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLwHisz8TU

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>enter server with grappling hooks
>get votebanned for grapple killing

dumb weeb poster

>>172371320
No dick? Get disappointed.

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EY YO I'M RAFFLIN' SHIT!

http://tf2r.com/ksctzo9.html

>>172403017
thanks jontron

>>172402903
I'm a scout main and I have way more intellect than some anon shitposter.

Call me dumb one more fucking time.

dumb scout poster

>>172403017
Forgot to mention, winner get's both, the entire set.

Look at me in the eye when I'm replying to you.

here's your (you)

>>172403017
I got nothing to do later on, so I'll put up another raffle shortly after this one ends, which won't take 30 minutes, that is my total bad.

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I kinda want to replace the patch with some kind of mask to go for a more "Jack the Ripper" sorta feel. The Noh Mercy comes to mind, but I'm open to suggestions.

reminder that the machina is a direct upgrade to stock and the star shooter is a direct upgrade to the machina

>>172404317
The Star Shooter IS a better looking Machina though.

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>Those legitimately autistic guys that are really vocal and on the mic 24/7 in pubs

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>>172404317
>being BAD at sniper
Learn to quickscope my friend

>>172404656
people like that are why i still like this game

>>172404656
they're cute

>>172404656
>Not the autistic people that are super anal about everything
aka me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDpS28vIpsA
holy shit

Congrats to the winner, enjoy your spy cosmetics!

New Raffle soon

>>172404656
I wanna get autistic with shoebill ya feel me

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>>172405478
>mfw i just watched that less than a minute ago

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The fact that Sir Lucas still name the scorch shot as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" 2 fort weapon ever only tells you how far tf2 still is from becoming a serious art.

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http://tf2r.com/khnswau.html

HO SHIT ONE MORE RAFFLE FOR THE NITE! This time it's one hat per person, with 4 hats.
4 hats, 4 winners, let's do this!

>>172405870
Oh! Whoever wins the Deep Cover also get's a free Diamondback

>no unusuals
Don't raffle to me or my general ever again.

>>172406315
>Unusuals
I'm poor as shit son, besides, I'm just getting rid of hats I don't really want but can't sell for cash.

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you are fucking nooooby bow down to me fucking noobs

is there any site that gives away weapons for free or something?

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>>172406315
>Not wanting free hats.

No, sir. YOU leave.

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First one to roll a five or eight, also any loadouts I find interesting,

>>172406656
>>172390306

Kill me.

https://youtu.be/TLvfhmvPZec
That *oh man gah* was pretty suspicious, b4nny confirmed weeb?
Also: BOTTLE COUNTERS KATANAaAaAaAaAa

Congrats to the raffle winners! That's all I can spare, but next time I got on a metal hat crafting spree, I'll be happy to raffle those off!
>>172406608
And yeah it's free hats, what's wrong with that?

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>>172406656

>>172406656
Draw this heavy to the best of your ability
https://youtu.be/jPb4oryoRMw

Hey gamers, come to this. This will be a NICE casual meet up for gamists of all backgrounds. I love gamism.

>>172406723
who hasn't watched azumanga daioh

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>>172406656
It's like popping an ultimate. Except the cd gets longer with every use

>>172407156
I haven't, what am I missing out on?

>>172407251
OH MAH GAH
https://youtu.be/UnktCDi-BVs

>>172407251
It's a pretty nice comedy. I say give it a go if you want

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T H I C C

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aaaaaaaaAAAA

>>172407251
It's one of the cultural cornerstones of 4chan.

>>172407591
>>172407673
Well I was watching Texnolyze, but this looks pretty silly

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>>172407126
suck me

>>172407784
SPOILER THAT SHIT NEXT TIME I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

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>tfw too sleepy but still wanna talk about TF2

>>172399346
No, not really. Most of them think their beefy hp will protect them from dying.
If you're slow, unaware and loud as a Heavy at the same time, you're most likely dead.

>>172400034
FoS becomes the most useful item in pubs to clutch the game to a snailpace.

>>172404317
>Machina
>not quick scoping with Bazaar

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>>172407085

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i dont know how to feel about this

>>172408230
You legend, one more if you feel like it. When they recreate the Adam and God pose. You don't have to if you don't want to.https://youtu.be/kNdDROtrPcQ

>>172408764
Now that I think about it anything from the video really.

>>172408743
RSTT
Try the epaulettes, exorcizer, and slacks

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draw this loadout please and thank you

>>172408764
first one reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A

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>>172409423

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>>172371264

>>172409728
hot damn that spy is S M U G

someone link those sexy sfm ones. the cringy ones with the sniper wearing a horse head n junk

>>172409728
>everyone doing some kind of taunt and generally looking cheerful
>heavy just standing there dead serious with his sandvich out

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>>172406708

POOTIS

p o t t i s

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*takes out naruto knife*
PSSHHH

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>>172409423

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>>172411680
much thankis my friend i love it

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>>172411935
Translation errors

>>172411534
YOU NO GOOD AT HAVESTING RICE
YOU DO NOT BERONG IN THE FIERDS
YOU BROUGHT SHAME UPON YOUR FAMIRY
REAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK

>>172409423
thats not ritsu lol

>>172410209
holy shit lmao

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>>172412237
nor is it best girl

>hold mouse in neutral position
>searing pain down wrist

who else is a casualty of fragging too hard

when did community servers die wtf
the only full one with decent ping is a 24/7 2fort and the rest are trading servers

>>172413129
they died by quickplay and were buried by matchmaking

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>cap the point
>nearly dead
>run to the nearest health pack
>just before I get it, a faggot scout on my team runs up to heal his missing 20 health
>i end up dying before I can get more health
>call a votekick on him
>it passes

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>>172413809
god's work

>>172413809
>fragging at full health
>teammate with stupid name is on fire running towards a healthpack next to me
>hit myself with boston basher and pick up pack
also an effective dead ringer counter

remove the gunboats
remove the rocket jumper
remove the sticky jumper

>>172414793
t. bad
t. slow
t. oblivious

>>172414793
1. no, rocket jumping is fun
2. no, free airshots are fun
3. no, air pogoing is fun

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>tfw just went through and watched all of the videos of the old popular sfm/gmod youtubers
>remembering all of the hilarious shit dudes like r33mix and jimbo and shwiggan made
>all of that autistic shit i laughed at when i was 14 is still just as funny to me now
time to hop off of this feel trip

>when i was 14

get the fuck out you underage shitter

how does it feel knowing i regularly aimbot and there's nothing anyone can do about it?

>>172391002
Yeah I end up playing Engi if there isn't atleast 1 other competent (e.g. not rescue ranger) engi defending.

I've had games where team is 5 snipers and like 3 other players though. At that point i just switch to vaccinator medic and just spam heal/uber the top scoring sniper until game is over or the team sort their shit out. It's actually good points (and hence casual xp) if the sniper happens to be aimbotting (or suspiciously good for a rank 1 player).

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objective class rankings

>1. Demoman
>2. Soldier
>3. Pyro
>4. Scout
>5. Medic
power gap
>6. Engineer
>7. Sniper
power gap
>8. Heavy
>9. Spy

objective autism maybe lmao

t. assmad spy shitter

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>>172417202
>3. Pyro
>8. Heavy

>>172418060
heavy would breach top 5 if the minigun nerf never happened

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>>172297168
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE

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>>172418223

>>172418223
draw more sexy sentry bots

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>>172418223

>>172371264
2/9

>>172410393
Many thanks, my main man!

page nince :EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>172390972
>demo is taller than medic
remember kids practice good back posture

Fall 2018 Spy Update

>Base health increased to 150.
>Dead Ringer no longer increases speed or grants fire immunity on activation.
>Spy-Cicle now has a "+50% fire vulnerability on wearer" attribute. Retains its initial fire & afterburn immunity after melting.
>Decreased backstab radius from 180° to 170°.
>Increased Knife base damage by 25% and attack speed by 15%.
>Disguising as a given class changes the Spy's hitbox to match.
>Spy can now hold down the taunt key while disguised as a slower class to move at full speed. Use this to catch up to enemies when they aren't looking without having to drop your disguise.
>Buildings no longer take reduced damage from revolvers while being sapped.
>Changed Ambassador's "-15% damage penalty" attribute to "-25% damage vs. players". Removed firing speed penalty.
>Added "On Kill: Revert to last disguise" & "On Kill: 50% faster disguise speed for 2 seconds" attributes to Enforcer.
>Removed Spy.

>>172421036
just remove the DR

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>>172407784
>>172408743
Glad to see folks are enjoying the hats I raffled last night! I hope everyone who won got their hats.

>>172421243
thank you mr engineer man!

>>172421036
Hey you posted this dumb shit before. It's still the same shitty "I want the spy to be basically a super one trick pony so I can chase him and kill them easier.

>>172421312
this is unequivocally a buff overall

start arguing anytime faggot

>>172421358
>nerf backstab to 170
didn't they do this before?
are you just a shitter getting trick stabby-ied

hmmmm yess le trickstab quite sophisticated m'sirs
*tips lime chapeau*

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>read trick stab like a book
>hitting spy
>hit noise
>backstabbed

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So I've been looking into what would make my Spy looks really sinister with the Lady Killer and Billycock, and compared to the Noh Mercy, I really like the Dead Head, very little clipping, and paintable.

>>172422161
>enemy spy is literally in your crosshair
>gets a backstab on me anyways
>meanwhile i get multiple failstabs on afk heavies
hmmmm

hmmmm yess outskilled m'sir quite posh and exquisite yesss
*tips schadenfreude*

>>172422518
https://youtu.be/gh5Fg5d_uBU

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>spent 5 years smoking tobacco and weed
>stopped
>feel like my lung capacity will never recover
pyro update when?

>>172422161
>>172422518
>Low as fuck sens
>Spy tries to circle me
>Glue my crosshair on him
>Turn slowly to prevent hitbox fuckery
>He does a full 720 before butterknifing me
>Shoot my dead
This has legit happened multiple times, how do you not realize you're being spared for your stupidity and that you should retreat instead of going for le ebin madador
I just don't understand

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>predict movements on scout and hit him with a direct pipe which makes me win the 1v1
>he calls bullshit on it

I don't really get all the fascination with trickstabs. It's something you should only do when you know you're likely to get away with it or if you're going to die anyways

>Cant hit pipes so resort to stickies and keep my distance all the time
>half of the server calls me stickyspammer while walking into my stickies like bots
is this what people who never learnt demo think ?

>>172422995
>Direct pipe a light class that's jumping
>They crater
hhhhhhnnggg
>Pop a soldier with a rocket
>Airshot him
>He dies from fall damage
HHHHHHHNNGNGNNGNGG

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>get into scout fight with a scout main
>end up spending almost 3 minutes unable to hit each other
>over high five
>backstabbed

**offer a high five
me: (voice) fuck

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Let's ruin my Factory New revolver with memes! Roll 'Em!

>about to die
>start a high five taunt
i can't be the only one

Started really playing TF2 for the first time this week (previously played ~50 hours on some shitty servers just dicking around with mechanics).

Even without using the server browser, something about the way the game looks and plays reminds me of older PC games but I'm not sure what. Anyone know that feel? Regardless it's a lot of fun___.

>>172423430
i main pyro

>>172423430
i "want" 2 die

>>172423430
le epeck spy gunnn roflmao

>>172423439
What classes you playin most

>>172423430
>Playing spy

>>172423430
check this 5

>>172423430
I am the real Reddit man

>>172423430
top shelf relvolver

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>>172423439
enjoy the game and your path to enligthening

>>172423619
>>172423430

>>172423430
This gun is the best gun ever

>>172423430
the uncle dane killer

>>172423696
accurate, also gimme some good custom 5cp maps

>>172423430
What do you mean this class has a gun?

>>172423430
Top Kek Revolver.

>>172423430
>>172423787

>>172423430
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>172423749
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35238/cp-cardinal-5cp
http://www.teamfortress.tv/14370/cp-logjam-5cp
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35674/cp-kalinka-5cp
the best three in active development
pic related is pretty good as far as koth goes too

>>172423430
Trash skin.

>>172423430
If I flip the pizzas Mr. Aziz will flip out

>>172423430
Love as large as Brontosaurus

Soo many good titles yet none are 5's.

>>172423430
Spy is for bad snipers

>>172423531
I've tried everyone but I've mostly played as soldier, practicing my rocketjumping. I find him the most fun by far.

I've played a bit of Engineer, trying to learn to place teleporters and shit in non-retarded spots to help the team. I always pray that a random sentry will mow a bunch of people down but it usually just get swarmed in casual. I don't enjoy playing as spy.
>>172423696
First 2 images describe my progression thus far. is this a known thing for shitters on TF2?

>>172423430
Passion like a bleeding walrus