/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>>172096468

>just carried my team to a 16:14 victory going 38-9-19

Am I finally ready to rank up from silver

a-are we dying?

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Why do you still play this game anon?

This game is shit stop playing it

You claps are supposed to keep the thread bumped when us shitposters go to sleep, even if matchmaking isn't working for you

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>Obvious aimhackers
>In deathmatch

For what purpose?

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>>172103025
I just play with friends occasionally

if someone plays this game non-unironically please kill yourself asap

>Also
Never forgive valve for raping Inferno and Nuke

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>>172105993
>Old Inferno
Balanced map, battleground of epic bo3 finals
Movement with the AWP was unique, requiring true awpers to dance on that map
Possible to master, thats why Fnatic had like 70% winrate, not bullshit map like D2 wheres RNG coinflip who is having the better aim day
Grenade usage was simple to learn, hard to master
Nice angles
Forced good clearing habits for the T
gothic design

>New Inferno
CT as fuck
AWP is not nearly as skillful as before, even moe get AWP kills on inferno now
Grenades deal stupid high damage at banana
Shit angles
Colorful faggot for normies to enjoy it

I just hope Gayben dies from a severe cancer which kills him slowly day by day

>>172103025
Its fun when I can actually hit headshots but for whatever reason I haven't be able to lately well i'd have like one or two good games then my aim would go to shit. Not sure what it is really.

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>>172105871
>obvious
Maybe they're just good and you're shit?

>>172106497
They have made it harder to hold banana though, it's probably a good thing, engagements should be at the bomb site.

>>172107387
I have a huge problem with retards saying shit like this. You have no idea what he saw or what the movement/shots were like. Some can look sketchy as fuck a good example of this is during a match I just had. It was on mirage and the awper would sit in CT or tri-box. Now normally you'd be able to peek for maybe a second or two to visibly see them (64tick as well and peekers advantage). Well I'd peek him because he always played those spots and I would get prefired before I could even get past the wall. Yet some little faggot on my team says "maybe hes just better then you" then he 100% confirmed to be walling with a perfect nade on me without ever knowing or hearing me. Now if you really don't believe the other team is hacking you should just shut your mouth not to ostracize your teammate. If you act like a shithead and tell the other team that you don't think they are hacking you are just pissing off your teammate making the game end up even worse for you. Let him rage all he wants and report or don't report. Don't be a reddit tier faggot that needs to go taking some moral high ground in a fucking video game where hacking is extremely common place.

When are we getting some new gloves? All the current ones look like shit

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>>172107387
>Maybe they're just so good they can buy an M249, hold M1 and score headshots with every shot fired

Dumb animeposter.

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>>172107852
>sits same spot every round
>you don't smoke or flash him
>just keep on dry peeking him
>die every time
>call hacks
>still mad on anime messageboards the next day

>>>/v/371815658
what did nate mean by this?

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First time betting on a nonmeme site. This should be fine just to test right? Surely fnatic would at least win one map right?

>>172105871
every inch of csgo from casual and dm to the pro scene is infested with cheating. the game is too far gone and will never be cheat free. shit, even their basic valve anti-cheat that all premium hacks dodge without issue doesn't fucking EXIST on linux so you can cheat recklessly + for free if you decide to install linux.

pros can hide cheats in their hardware (mice, keyboards) that they're allowed to bring and setup without any admin interference on pcs that are connected to the internet. they can even have their phones with them during matches, most of the time.

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Do I quit now that I'm ahead or keep going?

ps anyone got any shit for tonight? Not touching north vs fnatic but the rest look somewhat interesting.

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Anyone else fap to this waifu?

>>172110652
Everytime I get a headshot with my ak I have a cheeky stroke to my kawaii killer CT

>>172110652
nice memesolution

>dd2
>T's slow playing, I've gotten picks over the course of the round, 3v2 in our favour
>One guy on A site, one guy mid with awp, and I'm rotating to long because I suspect they will try sneak in after they failed their B push
>T's rush long and I only manage a trade, they have 1 guy left
>I call he's long
>Teammate on A looks there for 3 seconds before going ADHD and setting up a new position, thinking he will go short... while the other teammate is still watching mid
>I say he's long again, said "I saw 2 and traded one, he's still there"
>teammate on A starts going to ninja while looking at short
>T rushes through long without resistance, see's the teammate out in the open and kills him, plants
>Retard still watching mid finally makes a move, immediately dies peeking short
>Both players are mad at everyone else
>Guy at mid is angrily shouting why people didn't call the guys position
>Guy at A says he was too busy playing, and that he though the dead players should have called the position.

LE strats, ladies and gentlemen.

How do I clean my cummies off a mousepad?

>>172113626
hot water

>>172113626
with your tongue

>>172113626
Take a shower with it, all the pros do it

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Who we feeling tonight?

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Umm, gotards?

>>172115186
I've played with you before.

>>172115186
>this game objectively doesn't work

woah you're blowing my mind anon

Why are people playing this Call of Strike: Global Warfare shit?

I remember the good old days of cs 1.5/1.6... where it was actually hard to kill someone... and where you needed years of practice to be decent.

Now, with this shit GO, all the guns are good so noobs and kids can feel like they know how to play.
I was honestly SHOCKED, not only by the 8 years old mic spamming (tells you who plays that game), but by the fact that you could get killed by an auto-shotgun at Long A, while having an AWP.

Wtf?

Another example is the dual berrettas... which are accurate as the AK-47. Or the UZI, which is better than the M4. This is closer to CoD than cs 1.6.

But it's understandable. Valve needs to make the game as casual as possible, so people feel they are playing well and have some skill. And guess what more players mean?

You're right. More cosmetic skin sales!

The worst is that you guys are encouraging Valve and their greedy behavior. But one thing is sure...

You have no idea what the real counter-strike is. There is a reason it was the most played game in the world for more than 15 years.

R.I.P Counter-Strike.

>>172115376
>I remember the good old days of cs 1.5/1.6

lmao okay grandpa

>>172115376
Sounds like you are just shit

Stay mad

>>172115246
ayy
feel free to add me, need more WA fags who play at rando times

>>172115407
Maybe you've missed it while playing CoD on console... but CS 1.6 was by far the most played game on Steam... only a few years ago.

It was not casual enough for you, so you might have missed it.

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Bois, I hope you don't use 4:3

>>172115573
Players using 4:3 is pretty much my source of knife kills.

>>172115631
I honestly thought I was dead right there, even had a brain fart moment before moving again

ded

>tfw top fragging
My team is fucked.

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>>172098639
>you'll never see all the cheaters mutilated and hanged on the streets

how does drakelounge work?

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>>172117382
haha get owned idiot

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>>172117650
haha thanks for the reply and the gold my reddit ™ friend i'll make sure to upboat your comments too! XD

reminder that cheating should be punishable by death

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>>172117865
i'm gonna keep cheating forever and there's nothing you can do to stop me! i would say that i'll be the one shitting on you in your games but i've probably already reached a higher rank than you ever will.

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>>172117945

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Oh silver, how I hate you. Team didnt even pick up a single round

Guess its my fault for not being good enough to carry the team

>So australian can still 1 tap with the deag on 300 ping
Wewlads I've made it

>tfw my prediction of BMC winning came true
whew

>>172120116
It was a nice treat to wake up to.

>>172105871

>Surf dm
>blatant aim hackers

>>172115376
>Uzi better than m4
>duelies as good as an ak
You honestly couldn't be more wrong.
I think you're just mad that you can't run around like a moron, crouch and spray in place and expect a headshot and for other people to do the same.
Movement mechanics are superior in csgo than 1.6. Jiggle peeking and coordination are the new meta.

>>172100120
this thread hasn't been alive for 2 years

>play whole week
>got only 2 drops
the fuck

>>172118195
>is silver
>boo hoo my team is shit

i have some bad news cuzz

>>172121851
I'm the trashiest of the trash, that's why I'm disappointed that my team was worse than me

>>172103025
Addiction, I started cs:go in 2016 (played 1.6 tho) hit smfc pretty fast, I just love the rush that the game gives me like every time you outplay someone and every time that you clutch, I'm homeless atm and working towards getting my life in order, but it's funny how one of my biggest motivaton is so I'll be able to play cs:go again (even cought myself imagining playing a few times). The funny rhing is that I don't even have that much time invested in the game.

/blog

>>172121507
>Movement mechanics are superior in csgo than 1.6.
lol

>>172103025
I enjoy playing it and want to have something I can get good at.

>>172122234
try quake-clones, they're a million times more skill-based. you can actually get good and win there.

>>172122149
Positioning is key to everything in csgo.
1.6 you could be a bit more rambo and let twitch reflexes take over

>tap guy with m4 4 times standing still and my dot crosshair being on him
>only hit him 1 time
?
Also shoot guy from point black range with famas in the head,doesn't insta die.
Come the fuck on,this is so much horseshit.

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>tfw i get tilted even when playing well and winning

how do i stop this?

>>172123536
that's your reasoning for saying stamina mechanics for fucking ducking are "superior" to 1.6?

>>172123619
Jerk off before playing a game. Get all that stress and frustration out

>>172123619
don't play this game

>>172123634
It's the only solution considering hitboxes glitch out, and people knew it.
Continuous crouching while jiggle peeking is a retarded mechanic and you know it.

>>172123851
maybe the multi-million dollar company valve incorporated should work on fixing their fucking hitboxes then

>>172124042
>valve
>Fixing cs
AHAHAHAHAHA nice one

>>172124230
maybe the funds from the commemorative coin will help them better the game!

>>172122462
what's a good game that's not dead?

>>172123619

there is many people like you and I don't understand it

I have to mute someone nearly every game because our mg level game is giving them an aneurysm. It's like their 20 hours of practice entitles them to the win

>>172125126
Its a mystery to those who dont get mad over a game. Worst case for me is dying in a dumb way and tossing off my headphones to fume while waiting for the round to be over. Then I remember its just a game and go on with it trying to get better

>>172125048
>good game
oh you know, there are a coup-
>not dead?
oh. weeell.

if you're in EU, Reflex Arena is alive. NA population was pretty slim before launch, no idea if that changed with the recent release, but I reckon it did.

Warsow and Xonotic are both good but pretty dead. They're free, so checking them out won't hurt.
Quake Champions (it will probably be shit) and Diabotical are going to launch this year; they have quite a bit of hype behind them so they'll be big at least for a while.

>>172125827
Oh and there's also Quake Live, which has probably the highest population out of any AFPS; I don't really like the vanilla quake 3 movement mechanics though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7jgK9wReX8

Vega pls, dont play like shit then start up a steamroll the next game, its hurting my heart

Who gonna win godsent v vega map 3?

>>172130180
vega

>>172130180
Vega

>>172130180
godsent ez

>>172130180
50/50. Both teams are clowns on mirage.

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Godsent breaking out the 6 man strats to beat vega

>tfw to intellegent to win just like pronax

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>>172132373
>also to intelegent to attach image to poost

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>>172132373
>mfw

Why do B I G keep choking in the 2nd half? 2 games in a row now

Why does AUG and SG have this scope meme?It's fucking shit.Blocking vision and have a speed disadvantage with scoping in and out.

Does fnatic have a chance?

>>172133843
they're fine but not on all maps

canals with its giant sky-backdrop makes it entirely impossible to see your reticle

>>172134686
3-1 fnatic
#AlwaysFnatic

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what do

>>172135036
sell

>can't watch fnatic north cause playback error after 10sec

>>172135450
Youtube is trash, I have to watch 1min behind just to keep it loading right

>>172108091
What you silvers don't understand is that you can 'DRY' peek peoples position because of peekers advantage. Specially if you have goood aim that you can get HS which I fucking do. I can HS 99% of the time without any issues if I know where an awper is sitting. CSGO is a different game then other FPS with regards to peekers advantage. This peekers advantage doesn't really work with repeeking awps though because ever sense they slowed down your speed with the awp it gives the other guy much more time to see you taking away your peekers advantage. Also this is why pistols are so good peekers advantage is very beneficial in CSGO.

>>172136001
spoken like a true nova.

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>>172136148
yeah thats why I am SMFC right can replicate 'dry' peeking on known awper positions 99% of the time right? You have no idea what you are fucking talking about if you are sitting any position lets say with an AK and you are standing still in an obvious position I will kill you by 'dry' peeking you no matter what unless you are holding an off angle and i have no idea which is why we flash and smoke sites but if you are a shitty hacker or a shitty player (like you) you continuously hold the same position which is easily picked.

>>172135530
>still doesn't work

>still no rank up to dmg
>win 3 last night, streak broken by a cheater, win another 2, vs a cheater again, give up for the night
>first game I play is a full stack of cheaters in nova 3 and shit, sg553s insta headshots, wallbangs, smoke 1 taps, triggerbot while tracing people back and forward through walls

Why?!
Why is cheating so prevalent in mm, and why is a 3 stack of mge vsing fucking nova 3's
Fuck you valve. Best thing is I lobbied again and got stuck with the same team-mates and same hacker enemies

>>172136410
can my words tilt you even more nova boy?

Why don't they show when people get achievements in a match anymore? I quite liked that feature.

>>172137073
so people like me dont get outed for being a achievementless scrub

oh fuck my dudes

https://twitter.com/lammricky/status/846039166945144832

>>172134772
I don't know about that.The vision blocking is rather bad.I used AUG regularly in CS:S but here i would rather pick m4 over it.

>>172136854
>why
Because MGE is your true rank.

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>>172137071
your shitposting means nothing to me really i just like responding to retards

>>172137303
The fucking bricks of pixels when you open it full screen, idk if its because of twitter or what

>>172137346
On any range where using the scope is appropriate the lost FoV should not matter.

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>>172137303
Shit taste. Misato best gril

>>172137719
just like talking out of your ass

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>>172137896
thats exactly what you've been doing retard NICE PROJECTING!

>>172138009
>She will never sit on your face as she clutches a 5v1
Why live

>using exclamation marks
end yourself tbqh

>>172138203
SAD!

>>172135036
open

>>172138009
why are you so mad tho? nova isn't that bad. at least you are not silver.

>buy rifles
<lose
>buy tec9
<win

nice "competitive" game, gotards

>>172135036
Open, you will get the yellow item.

>>172138568
>Rush with powerful short range weapons
>Win
I dont see a problem.

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>>172138536
who sad I was being mad? do you betas think everything that isnt a submissive typing style is "mad". grow the fuck up virgin fuck boy.

>so beta even aggressive posting styles scare me

HAHAHAA

>>172138568
>>172138648
Dual Berettas have won me the round so many times.

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with a throw this obvious against fnatic, can we expect north to be banned in the near future or will it take a while? how long did it take for ibp to get banned for throwing?

>1 molly tick deals damage you
>it gives away your position
lmao

>>172138876
Guess that is one of the best reasons to use them. Probably same with frags.

>>172138852
I think fnatic will choke, expecting 4-5 games with a north win

>>172138740
calm down my dude. it's just banter.

Someone please explain what archery has to do with csgo? Why not just go to a shooting range?

>>172139109
>he doesn't know about the leaked upcoming bow n arrow

>>172138648
>powerful short range weapons
>only costs 500 when any shotgun or SMG costs double that at least
Now do you see it?

>>172139109
Who mentioned archery?

>>172139258
That would be dumb as fuck, I'm all for it

>>172139313
North v Fnatic stream showed the hosts doing some archery bullshit between games.

>>172139392
If they do that I will stop playing.

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>>172139258
HOLY SHIT THE R8 IS LITERALLY A BOW AND ARROW MECHANIC HOW AM I JUST REALIZING THIS
HOW DID VALVE SNEAK THIS PAST

>>172139464
It would be good to play as the nigger team with just bow and arrows

>>172139258
I can confirm this, the bow goes in the same slot as the scout.

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>>172139625
wow

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>>172139625
...fuck!

all i want is a little bit of love to take the pain away

>>172139968
I'll love you anon. But only if you promise to love yourself.

>>172139625
o wow

>>172139968
tfw experienced love for the first time and it was wonderful
tfw healed all the pain
tfw have a girlfriend for the first time ever
tfw she cheated on me and it hurts every day
tfw she tells me she loves me but I remember her cheating
tfw every night dream about her sleeping around and think about it all day every day

lol

>>172136410
you type like a child

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how to fix csgo
by anon

step one: add an automatic switch to the tec9
step 2: increase tec9's price to 1100
step three; there were only two steps
step 4 actually decrease the mac10's price to 1000 while your at it

thank you i will now be taking questions

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>>172137405
I guess the cheaters are helping me realise my true rank then, thank goodness for the kindness of others.

>>172141202
>playing dust ll, the containment map
you deserve whatever happens to you

>>172141202
if you can't solo carry your team you don't deserve to rank up. I've never encountered any cheaters in prime.
You are playing in your true rank pool.

>>172141202
I'm legitimately only being held down by cheaters. I need more than 8 in a row to rank up, and so far I've hit 3 little faggot cheater games in the last 5.

>>172141202
Do you see that bullet hole on the box?
That was made by the terrorist.
Now lets take a second, did that bullet hit the ct? Yes! It did hit the ct!

Now along which line do you think the ct should shoot through that box to hit the terrorist... That's right! at the same line as the original bullet hole!

Wasn't so hard now, was it?

I say cajun you say throw
>cajun

>>172141528
btfo

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>>172141423
Damn, guess I'll have to try harder! I should have realised that you can't possibly have any cheaters on prime.

>>172141318
The cunt I was lobbying with didn't want to play on inferno, cobble or overpass

>>172141905
>not even solo queue
>cant rank out of mge
lol I cant believe somebody is actually this bad

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>>172141423
you should just kill yourself

>>172141452
rank? queue with a cheater they are everywhere specially in LEM+ games. I already have two on my friends list who invite me all the time. its funny as fuck seeing all the shitty hackers on /csgog/ defend cheating. Ever been into the discord? 90% of all the people that are in there are hacking and not afraid to tell you. One kid who had like 20 something accounts using that one p2h got hit all of his accounts got banned. Also if you have more then 2k+ hours and have been SMFC/GE at one point you'll be able to tell who a hacker is very quickly. When I was re-ranking my accounts I noticed that the most hackers are in MGE/DMG and LEM/SMFC to GE.

>they are about to buff r8
Is it time to buy r8 skines?

>>172142169
how the fuck would they go about doing that?

>>172141528
Fiddlesticks! He's quick to figure that out in the span of milliseconds

I'm a narcissist, I'm not choosing their most hacky moments, I'm choosing when they kill me, it's hard to get tracing moments when you're dealing with a 6-8 second clip of their highlights, since I can't be fucked looking through the whole game for them doing shit. The retards blatantly trace people through walls and headshot people blind.

>>172142247
A third fire mode

By using both mouse buttons it starts up fully automatic mode firing at 900rpm with infinite ammo

did anyone else have music enabled after the latest patch?

>>172142169
didn't they already? They just halved the delay on the leftclick

what did they change about the music

>>172142331
>tracing moments
when you get into higher ranks you won't be able to find any of this unless they are really shit. If you want to truly understand how hacking works get a second account and p2h. I did and I can spot hacking easily unless they have some low FOV aimbot or some shit configured to not really use wallhacks. That being said I used wall hacks and never traced but you could tell I was hacking if you knew how to hack. Don't let the retards on /csgog/ tell you otherwise as most of them are actual hackers who spend a fuckload of money on multiple accounts and HvH.

>>172142017
>>172141905
friendly hint: you are not as good as you think you are

>>172141960
I know you're just stirring me up. I've won so many games, ranked to dmg ez pz in 140 games after not playing cs for 8 years, lost it cus of lobbying a few games with a cheater, didn't even rank up
Now I'm just getting bounced down after winning 3-8 games in a row

>>172143023
protip: your not fooling anyone shitposter

>>172142331
you're trash my man

>>172142736
R8 and negev are unavailable in comp for now. After they come back with the buffs their skines prices may go up.

>>172143023
>>172143098
He has a point. None of us are as good as we like to think we are. The moment your accept that you may just be stuck in a rank since thats your true rank is the moment you can start really improving yourself.

can we talk about north blatantly throwing this game

>Trying to fap
>Have the fnatic game up on my 2nd monitor
>Keep getting distracted and losing my boner
too distracting

>>172143197
okay samefag. I don't have a problem ranking as I am already SMFC and it takes a huge win streak to rank up.

>>172142871
Shut the fuck up, I know when I'm spectating cheaters. Trying to pretend you can't tell when people trace you or have 5ms reactions

>>172143323
just imagine your cock is deep inside pansys pussy and shes begging you to fill her with cum

works for me every time I blast instantly

>>172143365
>>172142871
Oh. Apologies, I'm fucking tilted.

>>172143280
I was expecting fnatic to choke after their performance at kato. Glad I only put some sprays down on north

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>>172143280
>he betted against our pige

>>172143340
another friendly hint: nobody cares about your rank so you dont have to lie

>>172144142
friendly hint: nobody cares about you

>>172144142
>being so bad that you literally cant believe somebody is smfc
lol


just


lol
just


lol

>>172144026
Forgive me father for I have sinned.

They will lose game 5 tho

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>>172144359
Not calling you a liar but going from MGE to smfc in a month is a bit unbelievable considering how much you whine on here

ps nice meme resolution

So why the hell didn't De_Season become a permanent comp map? It was in like 3 operations and usually the only one worth playing

>>172145526
that was literally my first post to you my only interaction with you is laughing at how bad you are

>>172145931
because valve is fucking retarded? why did they add canals instead of season? seriously season is so much fucking better

>>172145931
nobody actually queued it even when it was there, the cs community is afraid of new things

if people really wanted new maps then people could play infinite new maps on community servers but nobody does because nobody wants to

even though they post that they do

>being embarrassed of your MM rank

How can people be so beta?

I've owned this game since release
I've started at SEM, went to GNM, went to S3, Went to LE, now i'm back at SEM
funny stuff lads

Is it basically impossible to kill 5 people with a bomb you planted? It seems basically impossible.

>>172146689
Maybe in casual or on a custom map where the bombsite is the whole map

>>172146641
>SEM GNM S3 LE
What does this all mean. Sorry is I'm an idiot.

>>172146812
Can you get achievements on custom maps?

>>172146967
I'm pretty sure you can, there are workshop maps out there to automatically get you some achievements.

>>172147239
Uhh.. What's the chances of getting VAC banned for this?

MSL pls. That was dodgy as fuck

>>172147312
none.

>>172147521
Are you sure? Like sure sure?

>>172145931
They asked pros whether they want cobble or season and they said cobble

>>172147572
ive had multiple accounts where I straight up cheated to get gold achievements its been over 2yrs and some even more. Doesn't matter.

>>172147645
cobble is fucking shit though :(

>>172147645
Cobblestone isn't bad but it is kind of meh. I don't really remember Seasons though.

>>172147572
Achievements mean nothing. Its not like they care

>>172147667
>>172147770
So they just care about the multiplayer aspect of cheating?

>>172147572
just use steam achievement unlocker its even safer

>>172147905
No, I don't want to that. I want to actually do the achievements legit even if it's on a map that makes it slightly easier.

>>172148035
lol
>being retarded

>>172148035
Then its not legit.

>>172148107
How does this make me retarded you faggot?

>>172148035
>I'm a shitter who can't get achievements so I want to cheat to get them
>But only with this method of cheating, that other one is off limits
what a faggot

>>172148156
>>172148196
If it is virtually impossible to get the achievement otherwise then what am I supposed to do?

>>172148435
use the unlocker you faggot
you're not getting them legit either way so might as well use the faster, easier method

>>172148157
>I dont want to cheat
>I just want to cheat in a different way
>being retarded

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NORTH. CHECK YOUR SURROUNDINGS FOR FUCKING ONCE

>>172148546
>>172148681
Shitter that really don't understand the difference. God play MW3 or something.

>>172145526
Thanks. It looks pretty, I don't care if it's a little trickier to see everything

>>172149206
how much?

>>172149518
Preferable I'd like them to check at least once a second

valve pls fix plantpot sounds

>>172149685
Pretty stupid of you to bet against fnatic in a BO5 tbqh

>>172150079
Honestly I best 30c on north since I new it could go either way. Fnatic isnt choking how I wanted them to.

>>172149984
What is wrong with it? Did they nerf it too?

>>172150178
The lovely casters of this stream, whiteboi and niggerfaggot, just pointed out how it is in fact not realistic. It is now the most important issue facing this community

>>172150319
>kapadia
>white

Why do teams not just jump on the newest maps and learn them before everyone else? You'd think this would give you an edge but teams still avoid inferno and to a degree nuke since they dont seem sure on them

where do I cop some good hacks?

everyone else is doing it

>>172151816
aimtux

>>172151816
www.gitgud.org

CRISP

>>172151816
gamesense.pub

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>>172152993
crisp

>>172153245
>3 brazilian teams
>2 austrialian teams
>1 mexican

gringos???

>chatting with non-english euro friends
>automatically switch from perfect british to broken blyat england

first game 20 kills. second game barely 10 kills. fuck this shti

>>172151816
aimjunkies
aimware
chodscheats

>>172151816
https://github.com/AimTuxOfficial/AimTux

clips.twitch tv/TsundereEasyEaglePanicBasket

Can CSGO even compete with this old game

>>172143110
you tried the r8 in dm now? there's no way the prices won't go up, it's so much better now.

>>172155321
glad to see his hacks still work in 1.6

>>172155321
nah

I've moved on to Rocket League like a smart person. Jump this sinking ship to a real esport.

>>172155321
Those flavortext popups are so good. Can someone mod it into csgo?

How many overtimes are we gonna go into? I'm feeling 3

>>172156081
what's the script say?

>>172156168
Comeback in 2nd overtime before north takes 2 maps and we end up deciding it in 3rd overtime on map 5

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post /winnings/

>>172156081
>>172156168
>>172156297
helloo reddooo

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>>172156412
Passed on the last match. Dont have much in the way of skins so I've done good tonight

No clue what I was thinking when I bet on igame

>>172147894
they don't care at all about cheating

Is it possible to pay for someone to kill me

>>172155543
Sad

How long until the grandjews up at valve introduce new corporate stickers and skins in game for a few extra shekels? I cant wait for my DORITOS® COOL RANCH® AWP with MONSTER® and REDBULL® stickers

>>172158287
Please don't even joke about that.It may come true.

>>172158345
Dont forget the custom animations for getting kills with those weapons. I love watching my player take a drink of MOUNTAIN DEW® every kill.

>>172105871
play an fps without hitscan, you can simply outplay hackers

I think anime should leave this thread

>>172160675
I think you should get off an anime website

If you queue with 4 people and then talk on voice outside of the game, consider killing yourselves.

>>172162321
maybe it's you, the nigger playing alone and not being invited to the teamspeak who should consider it.

>>172162458
>play pub in team game
>go out of your way to not cooperate with teammate
HURR DURR IM STUCK IN ELO HELL GUYS

>get two poles in the team
>they dont talk
>they dont listen to strats
>they buy every round
Global only has good players r-right guys
This game is so shit why do I even play it

>>172163206
Don't be such a crybaby, matchmaking exists and you get people like that once in 50 games

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>>172163402
>once in 50 games

>>172163402
It still doesn't mean that it's okay for me to automatically lose 1/50 games because of something I have no control over. And I WISH it was 1/50, it's more like 1/10 on EU.

>>172163541
boo hoo

>>172163541
It's not acceptable to have 49 evenly matched games and 1 fail?

CSGO is a fucking paragon of good matchmaking compared to other games

What a choke from vega

i want to fucking kill myself tbqh withu familia

>>172163206
>This game is so shit why do I even play it
I don't know, you should really stop though.

>>172165494
What's wrong? We are all friends here so don't feel ashamed to tell us

>>172166305
what about that one autistic asshole that keeps insulting everyone in here?

>>172166305
lost $100 in bets, lost my mm games, failing my college classes, 6 chapters of math homework due with a test next week, english paper due in 2 days, no friends, and got rejected by a woman today.

Should I end it lads? srs

>>172166725
stop playing this shit game, drop out of college and get a job you think you might enjoy

>>172166816
>a job you think you might enjoy
Fuck off normie

>>172166816
Where do you work?

>>172166725
Drop csgo and concentrate on college.

Remember that roasties are for lame fucks and keep on living

>>172167215
where is your frog picture?
>>172167228
I don't; I'm a useless NEET that wishes he did the same thing.

>shoot someone
>they don't die
Ummmmmmm gotards???? Explain this.......

>>172117382
Trump willing, we will get them.

so since im a shitlord with too much money to spend, i have 100$ to blow on an ak and m4 skin. might pick up a usp skin as well. what ak looks best in game? i plan on using these for foreseeable future.

>>172171908
Looks best? Are you retarded? Just buy the most expensive, brightest skin.

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>>172172289
thanks, i don't know why i didn't think of this.

was going through some old screenshots from 3 years ago before i stopped playing for a while, my soul still hurts from selling this a few a years back.

wait when did the 553's front sight get flipped down

>blu is 22

he is more successful than me, how?

>>172174778
Preparation meets opprtunity
His opportunity was raw talent
His preparation was hard work
You either only had one or neither of those

>>172176394
>raw talent

lel, but he probably worked hard. Even though he's still a shit caster

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why is the m4a1-s so good in 1v1 maps, but worse than the ak in competitive play

>>172171908
buy a $5 m4 and then a nice pair of shoes.

>>172158287
we already have dorito stickers

although I could definitely see monster stickers in the future, ak's looking like rally cars from all the sponsorship printed on them would be a funny thing to see

>>172178406
some of the more flamboyant skins already look like NFSU paintjobs.

>>172178840
valve remove sticker placement limits fucking when

I want to get 50 ibp holos on my safari mesh

what if there was a terrorist versus terrorist mode where both teams had bombsites and bombs

2.3/400 or 3.3/400 sens magogs?

>>172183578
2/400 with 1.05 mouse accel

>hoping for clg to qualify so i can meet missharvey

anyone else?

>>172184785
Feels bad dog

>rickeh gets kicked out of renegades
>joins clg
>clg wins most matches while rng gets shat on
what went wrong?

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>>172187149
>while RNG gets shat on

?

>>172187593
rng is still trash

>>172148035
use steam achievement manager you cumguzzling cocklord

i literally one-click unlocked every tf2 achievement at the same second 5 years ago and i've never gotten any kind of ban or restriction on steam

i've also used three different csgo cheat providers for over a year total and never gotten banned

>>172189470
i mean, they've been searing for a 5th, seem to have found one with some apparently nutty serbian kid, and now they need to find another 5th cause yam's gone

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This is what $120USD in keys bought me.

"i only date asians squad" or "cuck the asian awper"

>>172190010
You're a fucking idiot

>>172190010
i would have kept the keys desu

>>172190010
yikes

is blu our guy

>anime music
>patriot flag

>>172190010
>>172190301
>>172190520
That's WITH the trade-up contracts.

>>172190563
if youre an overweight loser dipshit braindead nigger then sure. he is yOUR guy

>>172187149
well rickeh is a blatant cheater
having blatant cheaters on your team = winning more matches

>>172190680
wheres the proof?

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Here's a better view

>>172191127
>better view
still shit skins my dude.

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Well?

>>172191251
I know Q.Q

>>172191115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNhSeE2MMzQ

lol

>>172191889
thanks for wasting my time

Hello /csgog/ I am new to cs only have been playing since january and I have trouble killing people who strafe. The thing is it's not just that I can't aim at them. It's the fact that they go so fast my brain can't even comprehend what's going on. Does this go away over time or is my brain too retarded. I'm only gn1 and people my rank have no trouble killing strafing players.

>>172192754
play pistol ffa

>>172191889
i could've sworn i made a webm of this in slowmo, why didn't you save that and post it again?

>>172192996
I'm doing this thing where every day I get 500 kills with the scout. I've gotten worse...

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>>172193010
i did, i made a bunch

>>172191889
?

>>172193292
thats an extremely common spot for someone to be in

and he sees his arm at the last second

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>>172193292

>>172193463
32 tick demo?

>>172193591
most likely

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STEEL WATER YOU DUNE???

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>>172193431
>>172193591
I don't remember what tick the demo was

AQUI É FAVELA, THANKS FOR THE BITCOIN GRINGOS

misfits the new ecofox?

mixwell or elige?

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JUST

>following moe
>watching moe

>>172198096
howdy reddit

>>172171908
AK47 Aquamarine Revenge FN - $30
M4A4 Desolate Space ST MW - $50
M4A1-S Hyper Beast ST MW - $50
USP-S Orion FN - $10

dead comms should be included in every cs broadcast

I wish there was a website that was had all the smokes and molys with short gifs/webms. It was sorted by map and had a rating system where users could add their own.

Seriously fuck clg for choking overpass away

Fucking shitters choked away 3 free rounds on the T side which more or less could've won them the entire map

So Fucking shit honestly, hope they just like 2-0

Is global difficult to get ?

>>172201741
its a given that theyre going to lose against the BIG BRAZILIAN COCK

>ever since the last update music kits are playing at max volume at round end
wtf valve

Win 7 games in a row. Lose one win the next game. Still haven't ranked up to fucking SMFC. GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ALREADY!

>>172202172
I walled my way to global pretty easily

>>172203589
mo bounce in da modufukin houz

>>172172509
>too much money to spend
>still can't get new howl
I don't think you know what too much money to spend means.

>>172203016
It's not about the wins only. You need to perform good too.

>>172204962
i have been performing well enough. One game I had literal HvH match going on so I only had 8 fucking kills.

>>172205515
You need to keep up with supremes in supreme matches. It's not enough that you beat lems.

>>172205704
i've been playing against smfc m8 shit aint ranking me UP!

>>172205758
You need to beat them harder.

>>172201741
clg look like they've choked away cobblestone too

that round at 15-14 was terrible

It's 2 am and i have a paper due by 9, holy shit just end it or go to map 3