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>list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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no memes
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no noobs
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http://tf2r.com/k4l7myb.html
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no russian
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>>172064125
its not a failcraft if its crafted by my you..... uwu
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no talk
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>There are people in this thread that don't play soldier.
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>>172064916
>there are people in this thread that don't play tf2
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Someone was talking about matching anime avatars, did they looked like this ?
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>>172065114
>There are people.
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r8 muh meduc
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>>172065157
Disgusting.

>>172065246
Seen it before/10
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>>172065246
nice pyro
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>>172065224
>there are
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>>172063624

reposting so you don't miss it maggot
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Post monetary regrets.
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>>172065561
Thanks! I'll be sure to reserve a special spot on my refrigerator for it.
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ATTENTION /TF2G/

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TF2 GRIEFING VIDEO WITH A KID GETTING SUPER MAD AT BEING CALLED ADOPTED

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT AGAIN FOR FOREVER NOW

THANKS
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>>172065829
Literally any skinned weapon since nobody wants them unless you're quick selling them.
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>>172065829
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>>172064625
Faggot.
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>>172066035
>Regrets spending 25 cents.

Sorry you spent your life savings on a game, chink.
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>>172065157
no they were different, but I assume those people are just as much gay losers
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>gunspy
For what purpose? Sniper exists...
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>>172066120
I paid $50 for it
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>>172065982
But weapon skin campaigns are profitable, why would I regret that? Even after I kept the first instance of each skin that dropped I still made dosh.
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>>172066215
m-muh sick ambass kills.

>>172066257
Disgusting console cuck.
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weak bait
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>>172066102
dont bully
morwanneg a cute
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Xth for THE LOLLIPOP PRINCE
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>>172066498
>he doesn't have primeval warrior
>he doesn't have grizzled veteran
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>>172067463
>rn you can have 7 (7) years of experience in tf2 and still get the same badge as gibusvision miguel.carramba2009
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>>172067591
>there are people who were born after 2000
>there are people who are being born right now
>people who were born on 1999 can already post here

fuck
stop
STOP
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>tfw you respawn and have to hold last alone as engineer
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>Me Medic in Comp
>Have ighest score on team
>Lose
>Someone blames the medic
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>>172065829
I put an unassigned pro ks kit on an untradable cosmetic.
I only spent like $10 on it as it was right when it happened, but i still regret it.
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>>172067940
>respawn
>change to demo or some other actual combat class
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>>172067947
If you are topscoring as medic, you should switch classes, because god damn, your team is incompetent.

>>172068060
This. Unless your sentry is still somehow up, you're better off switching classes.
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>>172067947
Fucking disgusting, never post this image again.
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>>172067947
>Someone blames the medic
A classic. I played Medic in pubs, it just doesn't worth the hassle you suffered when entire team is retarded.

>>172068230
is it "do the opposite day"?
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>>172068423
STOP
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>>172068423
What the fuck is that medigun
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>>172068635
it's the nostromo napalmer
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>>172068521
is it "do the opposite day"?

>>172066215
To piss of Sniper for a 102 dmg crit then vanish and do nothing entire match.
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I like female characters but I don't like them (blatantly) sexualized.

Yes, I am a diagnosed autist.
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>>172070491
Forgot my webum to showcase my autism
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>>172070491
>>172070734
I hate females, give me my mannly tf2 boys
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It smells SJW in here. Relax, it's a video game. Just because you getting pussy (maybe), doesn't mean there aren't people outside thriving something warm too.
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>>172070491
There's nothing wrong with that, Anon. If you're going to do a genderbend, at least make the design fit the character whose gender you're swapping, not this blatant fetish shit.
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Why the fuck do you guys even care about this shit?

It is literally a non-issue.
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>harvest
>go to the medpack and kill the medic + spy there
>"Anon is a tryhard, go back to overwatch"
sorry?
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>>172071419
>he is better than me
>fucking tryhard
hate those people
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>>172071529
Yeah, pretty sure he was saying hes friendly too. But at the end of the round he challenged me to a duel but not really, he just said "I challenge you to a duel" in chat and then left soon after.
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rate my spy
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>>172070734
Not thicc enough tbqh
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>>172071752
rate my heavy
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>starting to cap last
>enemy team respawns at the same time
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>>172071753
That's one complaint I have about it, it's a little bit too lithe and off model to be perfect for me.

Another complaint I have about it is that it hasn't been updated in years. Thankfully, nothing looks too broken, and if something isn't compatible, it pretty much just shows the male Pyro instead, and having both male and female Pyros can be cool.
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>play a newbie mix for the first time
>go 42 in 12
>"i find it hard to believe you never played in a league before anon, you did really well"
:)
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>>172071626
>Please don't kill me, I'm friendly
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>>172072982
nice story
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>>172073778
http://logs.tf/1679329#76561198117160666
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>>172074120
good job :)
have you thought about joining http://etf2l.org/2017/03/18/the-fresh-meat-challenge-announcement-signups/
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should i reinstall tf2?

its like 35gb or something stupid. but it has like an actual casual match mode that everyone uses rather than hotjoin now, is that right?
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>>172065478
>there
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>>172074550
It's the same exact shit as Quickplay, don't get your hopes up.
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>>172074516
yeah that's how i got into the mix
unfortunatly i have finals midway through the challenge
might be able to play in the regular season though, how long is mid season usually ?
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is there any feeling more satisfying then winning a sniper battle against 3 snipers at the same time.
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>>172075110
winning a sniper battle against 4 snipers at the same time
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Is the Razorback really a shit weapon? I just figured it was nice security while I sniped. If a spy shot at me, I could unscope and have a change to fight back, instead of just insta-dying from a backstab.
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>>172075239
>4

NOW THIS IS PODRACING
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>>172075393
some think it needs to be nerfed, since you can snipe near your team where a spy can't safely shoot you
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>>172075393
nobody ever said it was shit
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>>172075594
Really? I can't help but get a general feeling /tf2g/ doesn't really look up to it. Kinda picked that up during one of the older threads.
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I eat shit
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>>172075794
darwin's shield is also not really looked up to, but you can't say its shit

its shit because everyone hates it
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>>172072884
ORANGE NEP
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>>172075794
it's a shit weapon in the context of gamedesign
like the GRU or daead ringer it takes away a major weakness of a class
it's like giving scout more health or demo a shotgun
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>>172076132
>daead ringer
i was pretty sure i corrected that
test
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>>172075941
I suppose while both are frustrating to deal with, at least with the Razorback, the solution is easy enough to just shoot the Sniper. Especially if they're one of those that have their eye socket surgically attacked to their rifle scope.

The Green Diaper though, that's just a bullshit "fug u i win kekel" weapon. I'm not a Sniper elitist, but I think rule #1 of being a good Sniper, is to be able to handle getting easily quick scoped yourself. Dawrin's is for Snipers who just can't handle it.
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>>172074558
>
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>>172077174
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>>172076683
What if equipping the Darwin's reduced your primary damage, or even changed your headshot crits to minicrits?
That way you can't be quickscoped, but you can't quickscope either
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>>172075393
If you're a nest Sniper it sure forces Spy to sap the sentry first. Don't stand right next to sentry but on its fire range.
When some Spy shoots at you, determine their distance first. If too far, draw rifle to hipfire and dodge as much as you can.
If close draw melee and crouch under his fireline and strafe around to evade shots.
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>>172077380
That would be a legit trade off actually. Protection from quickscopes and Scunts, while weakening yourself as a sniper in trade, as well as that Explosive vulnerability.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxooLfFLeTg
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>>172077618
>enforcer pierces resist effects
I totally forgot about this
seems like something they added just to test it as a game mechanic
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>>172078831
It literally works only against vacc and DDS, plus it doesn't do extra damage against pain train
It's coded like shit
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>>172064916
My Mother and I have never done any of that stuff. Parents hate Trump, of course, but nothing else about this is true
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>>172080071
I think its damage is changed to "pure", so it pierces through "bullet" resistance but tosses a wall at general damage mitigation stuff.
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>>172080395
>playing league
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>tfw you can't decide between wearing your unusual or Gaben's favorite hat
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>>172065829
Cost me $350. It's dropped in price real hard since
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>>172080543
depends how they look on each loadout
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>buy an unpriced unusual
>have high value killstreak weapons
>backpack value is really inconsistent
fug
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>spot lone heavy firing in the distance
>rocket jump towards him at the speed of light
>take off in front of him, straight up
>land on top of him with my Professional Killstreak Mantreads™
>loud "SKADONK!" can be heard across the server
>the heavy is hurt and confused, but not dead
>he spins around looking for the source of the pain meanwhile I'm standing on top of him
>fire rocket straight down, fly straight up
>stomp him one final time
>"SKADONK!"
>the heavy falls to the ground
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>>172080861
>backpack keeps constantly fluctuating in price and you don't know what's causing it
heck
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>>172080973
Sort by value, compare day to day.
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>those heavies who try to kill people from across the entire map
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>>172080502
>Not knowing every assfaggots has three damage types (magical, physical, pure
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>>172081201
>he doesn't pepper people from across the map
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disciplinary action is such a great backup weapon
if you know your opponent is pretty low you can just whip it out and hit them with the increased range
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>>172081425
If you're playing heavy and you have that long a sightline on someone, your priority should be getting behind cover, since it's very likely a sniper also has a sightline on you.
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>>172081734
>implying I'm not using tomislav
>implying snipers can aim while being hit
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>tfw killing a demoknight with random crits
>tfw killing him again with cap crits
>he actually has the nerve to complain about both random crits and pyros
Also, there's something incredibly satisfying about lurking around corners until cap crits come in and then just melting half the enemy team.
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>>172081914
>he plays ctf, the mode where 90% of the players are brand new
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>>172082123
Surely you mean Payload.
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>>172081914
while they're fun, cap crits should be removed
"yeah, let's give the winning team an advantage"
my only criticism of casual mode is that it indirectly fixed the bug that removed cap crits in ctf
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>>172082230
The very idea of crits being in the game at all (outside of things like kritzkrieg/jarate) is fundamentally flawed. Especially since Valve's reasons for initially including random crits was to break stalemates. All it does is encourage snowballing.
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how do you remove random crits without making melee weapons worthless
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>>172066215
because gunspy is like an invincible scout / sniper hybrid

even if you don't deal damage fast enough to make a difference in an organized environment you can pubstomp to no end
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>>172082558
only enable random crits for melee
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>>172082558
increase melee damage a little bit
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Melee weapons are already worthless. And they should stay worthless unless Valve somehow fixes TF2's abysmal hitreg.
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>kill someone with flamethrower
>"W+M1"

golly gee
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give all melees eyelander range, and give all swords whip range
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>>172082558
increase base damage on all of them by 50%

rework demoknight a bit

>>172082941
give all whips flamethrower range (but only against enemies)
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>Medic main
>Currently on the global leaderboard for valve MM
what the fuck
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Throwing more numbers around won't fix how awful melee in TF2 is.
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>>172082558
Remove random crits, rework melee weapons to use model collision, and give a slight increase melee damage that caps early on for turning into the swing. Some weapons can swing horizontally to hit multiple enemies for reduced damage based on order of taking damage, such as the Eyelander.
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>forget my password
>change it
>trade hold for 5 days
>"ok whatever I'm not into trading anyway so..."
>"You won a raffle!"
Fuck.
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how can i win competitive easily? i am garbage at the game and i haven't played since 2012. give me some good noob stomping loadouts.
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>>172083115
If it was only 5 days, I would've waited. It's just a ham, anyway.
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>>172083193
Valve competitive is a joke. It's just a 6v6 pub.
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>>172083373
i'm aware and i actually think it's pretty fun, especially since everyone at my rank is complete garbage, myself included.

there are too many hackers nowadays in other servers. every single game where an admin is absent for more than 20 minutes has an aimbotting sniper on one (or both) teams. f2p was, and still is a mistake.
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>>172083581
Ranks don't matter. There's so few people, death merchants regularly get matched with fresh meat. Also yeah, I've noticed a huge influx of hackers lately as well. I'm guessing something new recently came out and all the kiddies have to get their jollies.
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>>172082840
>kill someone with a stickylauncher
>"spammer noob"
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>>172082840
>kill someone with a crit
>5 "outskilled" keybind spams
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>>172083808
>Kill an engineer and his nest with the sticky launcher
>He complains about sticky spam
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>>172083808
>kill someone as heavy
>RAAAAGE HEAVY!
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>>172083808
>Crocket at the cart
>three different fair and balanced binds pop up
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>>172083948
>play pyro because we have none and their spy is topscoring
>"lmao @ rage pyro" when I inevitably dominate him
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>>172083808
>kill someone as sniper
>"hacker!!"
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>>172083808
>spycheck as a non-pyro class
>"so are you just gonna shoot everyone you see"
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Literally whom?
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>>172083948
>just joined a server and picked heavy
>kill someone
>nice rage heavy
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>>172084186
Well shit. I forgot my image.
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figuratively whomst?
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>kill someone with my aimbot
>"lol nice aimbot bro"
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>>172083985
>their binds contain le epic reddit face
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>>172083224
Yah whatever I'm not that hungry ;)
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>>172084373
>accuse blatant aimbot of aimbot
>"lol dude he's just better than you"
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>kill 5 people with a random crocket
>stop to apologize in chat
my apology is genuine but I also hope it tilts them
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=890618107&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=798322322&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=327819080&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=735408529
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=885515341&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=879344714&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=272087437&searchtext=
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=159235901&searchtext=
Opinions? Y/N? Feel free to share your opinions so other anons may tell you you're a doo doo head!
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How do I make it such that TF2 starts up really fast
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Rate the classes from best to worst in pubs
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>>172085070
Get an ssd
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Okay, I'm in valve comp rn. I have three hackers on my team and the other team has a hacker too. What should I do?
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>>172083948
>kill someone with a direct grenade pipe from behind
>"fuck rollers"
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>>172085085
In pubs? Everything is effective against newcomers
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>>172083808
>Kills medic once
>"LOL"
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>>172085198
vacc medic
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>>172085432
already doing that
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>>172084154
This has to be my favorite. No, Mr. Shitty Spy, I'm going to just not do the extremely simple thing I can do to weed out you and all shitty Spies like you. Spies are nothing but easy kills for my strange weapons.
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>Ask medic why he kritzed the pyro who died immediately trying to clear the cart instead of me
>"demo is just spamming around, it doesn't take skill"
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>>172084950
I really like that soldier set, I'd use the jacket on my soldier
the rest are mediocre at best
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>>172085498
are you implying he's wrong?
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a fucking pyro glitched the phlog so now he's stuck on the point, invincible and the other team cant cap
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Ambassador > stock revolver
Y/N?
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>>172085592
Post pics
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>>172085873
ambassador is more fun, but stock is probably better if you can't get consistent headshots
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>>172085941
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>>172085873
l'etranger > everything
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>>172086073
>dead ringer
you deserve it tbqh
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>>172086073
I played with dab squad earlier, I'm pretty sure I remember he is an aimbotter
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One of them got fucking VAC banned after the game
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>>172086073
>dead ringer
>mat_phong 1
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>>172086096
I'm talking about situational spy in 6s
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>>172086461
>>172086179
I literally had to use it just so I could survive getting constantly shot in the head
>>172086232
Yeah he is, he was their aimbotter
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>>172086461
oh i forgot it's trash valve MM and mat_phong is forced on regardless, nevermind
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>>172086604
l'etranger > everything
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bomber or stock
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>>172087351
Stock
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>>172087351
bomber
stock's pills have slight projectile deviation
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>light guy on fire
>shotgun him
>afterburn finishes him off
>"m1"

>i was strafing
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>>172087351
bomber is direct downgrade

rollers are useful
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>>172087351
Bomber if you like playing demo on ez mode.
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>>172087351
i prefer boston bomber but it's really just preference
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>>172087351
Dude, Brown Bomber is like the best hat around
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>be pyro
>kill guy with flamethrower
>"fucking m1 noob"
>kill guy with reflect rocket
>"fucking airblast spammer"
>kill guy with shotgun
>"fucking shotty spam"
>kill guy with flaregun
>"fucking flare fairy"
>kill guy with melee
>"fucking puff and sting tryhard"

there is no class that causes more asspain

how can other mercs even compete
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Should I paint my potassium bonet white and become moonman?
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>>172088382
>flare fairy
I'm stealing this if I ever see a flare pyro
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>>172088443
Literally everybody who buys that cosmetic now that does that shit.

a thousand times yes
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>>172087351
pills are useless
bomber all the way
the balls explode sooner and dont stray very far, so its better for direct combat
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>>172085229
>kill with killstreak strange phlog
>wow w+m1
>comes back
>kill him with killstreak strange shotgun
>fucking hacker
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>>172089007
mind if I save this image?
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>>172088443
Make sure to pair with dead of night and graybanns on all of your classes, micspamming is also welcome
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>>172089159
go ahead

can you edit in the OK hand, if it's possible?
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>sniper headshots me through a wall as i turn a corner
>taunts
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>hold m1 in front of their spawn door with the phlog
>they can't figure out how to counter it
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>>172088028
>Not the superior Unabomber
Underage, please go.
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>>172089560
sure thing, friend
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>>172089473
How about the bruisers bandana instead of the dead of night?
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>>172089843
amazing, kammerade
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>>172089943
You need a suit of some sort, dead of night just so happens to be all class, bruisers bandana doesn't really say "classy migrant murderer" to me
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>the liberty launcher
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>>172090553
is good
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Who the heck is Moonman and why is he a meme?
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>>172090983
/pol/
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>>172077569
The explosive vulnerability isn't even a trade-off, you still have more resistance to them overall vs a sniper without the Darwin's
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>>172091104
Moonman has been a meme before /pol/ even existed.
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>it's a "guy is ping masking and gets mysteriously super laggy and jittery whenever engaging in combat" episode
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>>172091693
He was just a shitty commercial character before /pol/ took him
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Nice, my first paint drop
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>>172092909
Moon Man the meme exist since 2006-2007
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*le farts*
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>KAPOWW
>Hats?!?!
such is tf2
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>kill someone with reserve shooter
>M1 M1 M1 HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>walk around corner with M1 glued down
>chat is silent
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Post Construction Workers
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>>172093772
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>>172080967
No wonder. Heavies are pretty vulnerable on top of the head.
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>>172093772
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>>172093772
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I don't understand people who copy other's loadouts. Do they have not a single shred of originality or dignity?
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>>172094378
maybe it looks cool
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>>172093772
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>>172093772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760
''He's the sheriff!''
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How do I get good at landing pipes?
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>>172094378
did someone copy someone's loadout in here or is it just a spur of the moment type of post
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>>172094521
cl_interp 0.0152
cl_interp_ratio 1
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>>172094378
there's only so many loadout combinations that look good
I always think it's cool to meet people with similar loadouts
although I get what you're saying if you're talking about copying youtuber loadouts
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>>172093772
Well, Sam Jam is over, time to chill until Jojo comes on.
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>>172094496
>multiple strange cosmetics
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>>172094230
What's the hell are you doing out of your box!?
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>>172093772
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>Unironically watching dubs
>Watching Toonami
I want the underage to go and stay go. Jojo was barely worth watching with subs, and yes, I do say that as a fan of the manga.
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>>172094929
Oy, that's my loadout
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>>172094823
>Not wanting to autistically have all your cosmetics strange.
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>>172094605
noob here, where do i put this
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>>172095182
it's just a waste of video game currency
like you could get strange weapons or class specific taunts or save up for an unusual or literally anything less redundant
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>>172094974
>Dubs makes the anime automatically bad.

How much of a fucking weeb do you have to be to think that?
I understand why a person would like to watch sub, but me personally, if they don't have ear grating voices, I would take the dub, just because I want to be stimulated by the actual animation rather than having to subconsciously multitask with the subtitles.

I've watched a fair share of both sub and dub, and Toonami now is just my weekly samurai jack showing.
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>>172094974
I'm a fan of the manga too.

So sorry I enjoy fun and chatting with other autists about interests we share.
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you guys should use loch n load. it's amazing if you are good.
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>>172095582
>1 less shot
>less splash
>no rollers
literally only good for taking out sentries
if you think it's good anywhere else then you're just shit at aiming pills and should just use the iron bomber
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hey good player here

loch n load is op

why miss half your shots with 4 shots when you can hit all of them with 3
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>>172095515
>Already have strange weapons.
>In my personal opinion, taunts aren't worth it and I end up selling it unless I use it for a specific class. (Brew victory, Posedown, etc)

The strange cosmetics aren't even that pricey and it's something I want to spend my money on.

Not a huge fan of unusuals, and the ones I want, for example, sheriff's steton, costs a lot of a decent effect on it.

I would much rather be suffice with a strange version.
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>>172066215
purely for fun. its not practical.

shotgun heavy is also fun/
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>haven't played tf2 in months
>my rocket jumping is now extremely rusty
What's the best map to train rocket jumping on?
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>>172095498
console, friend
simply press `/~ when in game and enter it there.
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>>172083808
>cap on hightower
>get votekicked
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>>172096213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-VbzVrd04I
see you in a month
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7
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>/csgog/ died AGAIN
makes u think
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>>172096456
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>>172095552
Get good son, dubs are a crutch anime that's keeping you bad.
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>>172084950
>that a really nice looking flare gun
>good effect, like flaming but not
>way to big for a body cosmetic
>nice soldier set
>nice rocket launcher
>i dont know what that would be used for in game. probably a bad weapon. looks alright otherwise
>nice cosmetic. meshes well with the medic's usual look
>just bad
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>>172096456
This time for sure
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>>172096456
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>>172095917
still, you could save up for a strange pda, or some strange skins/festives/remodels/etc
it's all up to you though, I'm just expressing my confusion over redundant stranges

>>172096468
what is there to even talk about
>russians, amirite?
>hey check out this new gambling site I just found
>5 decides where I put this sticker
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>>172096456
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>>172096525
>State that I watch both sub and dub. Especially when it's a new weekly anime.
>Tells me that it's a crutch.

I'm sorry if I want to pay attention to the actual visuals and not have to glance at the text and look up every 5 seconds.

I don't mind it when there's no dub option, but I don't mind dubs period.
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>>172096456
Here's to my 7
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>>172096456
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>>172096672
Skins are alright, my defaults are all professional killstreak with firehorns and I much prefer having those effects compared to just a strange skinned shotty with a killstreak on it.

Which cost way more than my current shotgun is.

PDA is a maybe, I would love to have one but they are quite costly.

I just like having strange cosmetics, usually I have one that is multiclass so I can share between my main classes.
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>>172096456
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>>172096456
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>>172096456
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what do you do when you see friendlies /tf2g/?
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>>172096456
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>>172095552
It does, though.

Even the big cats like disney and dreamworks and whatever can't be fucked to find adequate voice actors outside of their original production language, so don't expect some literal who to do a better job- and that doesn't even cover localization

watch with subs, learn the language, or learn to cope with the fact that you're a tasteless excuse of a nothing who should stick to watching the simpsons
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>>172097105
on my team: useless idiot that I should stand near and force the enemy team to shoot
on their team: useless idiot that I should spam a voiceline towards so they keep being useless
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>>172097105
Earn their trust so they initiate a taunt and then ruthlessly murder them. Never trust the enemy
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>>172096806
>not absorbing the subtitles as a matter of course.
How slow do you read anyhow? This is one instance where stock actually is better than unlocks.
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>>172096456
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>>172097105
I interact with them, when I usually shout medic they innocently enough give me a sandwich. They're alright, and if they're on my team I have the strength of more than two capable people.

>>172097147
>Simpsons
lol sure, I'll watch the first 3 seasons, thanks for reminding me.

Why should I have to learn a whole language to enjoy an animated show?

I watch a lot of animated movies and shows, their whole appeal is how the show itself is drawn in a way so that it's appealing. That is what grabs me in.

Again, I have NOTHING against sub. However, I personally don't think dub is inherently bad. I can see why people would prefer the subs, but I don't.
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>>172096456
not a 7
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>>172097105
if it's a heavy, sandvich dispenser
if anything else, a free kill
if they're on my team, i will try and votekick. at the very least it makes them upset
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>>172097105
Get free kills.
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>>172096215
wont it reset everytime you exit?
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>>172097469
I read everything just fine, but in an animated show I would much rather put my effort is seeing how stylized the characters are or what might be in the background.

As an artist, that's why I watch animated anything. It's a chance to see how an artist's creation is brought to life.
>>
I'm trying to make a spray in spraygen but when I add the first image for a fading one it makes the button to add the second one go off screen. Any fix?
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>>172097484
Hey, I gave you 3 options and you picked one.
Guess that's all there was to discuss.
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>>172096456
That 7 is mine boys.
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>>172096456
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>>172096456
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*gets a random crit on you from across the map*
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>>172097841
>>172096456
meant to be for that
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>>172097932
they do 180 crits it's hilarious
just spam it across a ctf map when you get cap crits
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>>172097857
delet

this game is cursed
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when is heavy gonna get the reserve shooter?
>KGB someone
>switch quickly to shotgun
>*psew psew psew psew*
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>>172097857
>>172098098
what game
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>>172098331
it was a porn game that raising money on patreon. development crawled along so that they could collect as much patreon bucks as they could. eventually the artist left out of the blue to work on a different patreon porn game.
i dont quite remember the name. i think it's Breeding Season.
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>>172098312
use the family business?????

heavy has no means or getting people off the floor.
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>>172098481
>mfw I knew the artist because he dated my cousin and came to the US, and only figured out his work after he left.
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>>172097637
I fixed it by setting my screen positions to be on top of each other to use it.
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>>172098517
i dont want it for the minicrits, i want it for the faster switch time
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>>172098642
wait what the fuck
>>
give every class the gunslinger
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does it say "eat my butt you shit man"?
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>>172098740
ye he's russian from what I remember. They met through some artist friends and he came like around november 2014? He seemed alright, albeit quiet. they arent together anymore
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>>172098684
+15% firing rate > +20% switch speed
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>>172098839
says you
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give every class the face full of festive
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TF2 discussion in my /tf2g/? Wow...

>>172087351
Bomber in general, you can blast jump with iron balls too, slow but gets the job done.
Stock GL is for wall or ground bouncing "one" pill to force people to jump or keep them the fuck away so you can take potshots.
Also as above said, stock GL pills have a noticeable deviation compared to Iron Bomber, so airshots are more comfortable with it.

>>172090553
It's fine. Keep it loaded and reload after first shot to be sure if you gonna spam it medium-long range.

>>172085873
Equal at close range dps, revolver have the upper hand through random crits where amby is effective at long ranges.

>>172084216
>rageHeavy
It doesn't make sense. Do that term exists?
Why would you want to be the slowest moving class in game, if you're being dominated. y'know?
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Give every class the cute suit
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>>172094496
Eyy
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>>172098965
it honestly happens more than other generals
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>Soldier Main: "you have an unusual and you are building minis on hightower? wow."
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>>172099541
>Scout main: You have an unusual and you're using the reserve shooter, you should be better than this.
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>>172099541
>>172099636
>he didnt sign the unusual code of conduct when he purchased/unboxed his hat

wow.
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>>172099758
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>Get put in a game right as it ends, literally right as the doors close
>Quit, requeue
>Get put in that same game again, right as it rotates to a map not on my filter

The absolute madmen
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>>172099987
>not waiting till 5 second before the vote ends to disconnect and then requeue
>not dropping the map you just left from your queue so you can guarantee you won't wrongwarp
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Hi im a cute boy looking for a older guy to fuck me and teach me how to play tf2 again :3c
>>
ded
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i won a raffle ! :o
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>>172102240
>tfw you win
>tfw nothing gets delivered
>tfw too polite to say anything
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>>172102793
did you set up a trade link on your profile?
did you add them?
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I saw someone in a server unbox an unusual searing plasma one man army today
tfw almost 2500 hours and still no unusual
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>>172102946
Hours do not unusuals make
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>>172067920
t. 1993 year born le old man

Fuck your memes.
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>his strange don't have 3 strange parts
It's almost looks like you want your stranges to look farmed.
>>172097105
On my team: try to kick him and mocking him and our entire team if vote failed
On enemy team: asking for sandvich and killing/ignoring after recieving it.
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>dominate someone during setup time

what the hell is with these people
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>>172104052
What if I have two
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>>172098645
I'm getting a weird thing where the spray will sort of fade to the left and then fade to the second image. Anyone know how to fix?
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>>172104052
>On my team: try to kick him and mocking him and our entire team if vote failed
How about you go Spy and disguise as teammate Heavy to mimic the friendly then backstab everyone?
Problem will solve itself later, somewhat. Especially when Pyros start to burn friendly Heavy to spycheck.
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It is literally fucking impossible for me to shoot people with crits
I can go an ENTIRE round dominating the whole team and not shooting a single crit while the gibus idiot gets 3 for every 7 rockets
Then when I finally do it's ALWAYS ALWAYS for a jump, never for damaging. I literally just went an entire game with 0 crits and then my next 3 rocket jumps were all criticals.
This universe is fucking RIGGED
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>only have 30k shotgun kills
>"haha i bet those are farmed"

nigger stranges have been around like 5 years if i was farming it'd be in the millions
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>he spent 5 years on something that i can do with alt account in less than 3 hours
lol
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is there any functional difference between the scattergun and shotgun aside from ramp-up & reload speed
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who is the most physically stronk class aside from heavy

i vote engineer because of manlet gains
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The Boston Basher
Level 25 Bat
On Hit: Bleed for 5 seconds
On Miss: Hit yourself. Idiot.
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How spooky is my shadow?
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>>172105963
spread
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>>172106237
prove it
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>>172106070
I'd say Engineer and perhaps Demoman too.

>>172106237
They look equal on official wiki. It says (30:1) for both weapons, at long range they both hit the same average of (3-10).
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>>172106070
Soldier
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>>172077376
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>>172103084
1991*
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gunslinger fix

+mini sentry builds faster like it used to
+wearer becomes a 3'6 garden gnome so they are hard to hit
-25 max health (100)
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Remember when The Enforcer was stupid and overpowered?
Literally no downside when using the Dead Ringer.
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>there are noobs in this thread at this very moment
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how can engineers even compete
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>>172110459
how much is an inch in freedom units?
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>>172110459
>tfw the same height as heavy
>like engineer the most aesthetically
>>172110531
An inch.
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>3rd world shitholes still use parts of the body for measures
medieval tier desu
btw im 5 heads 3 dicks tall
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>engineer is a complete utter manlet
>pyro is the only class who doesn't skip leg day
>sniper is a lanklet
>heavy did leg day once and didn't like it so he went to the gym in a wheelchair to preserve his arm gains
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>only shorter than the heavy
>taller than the sniper

feels good
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>>172110459
always knew that engi was king of the manlets
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>ywn be 6'4 with 380 pounds of lean mass

why live
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>>172111264
>he's not 6"4 or taller
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>>172111384
it doesn't count if you're lanky

you gotta be a big guy
>>
I FUCKING HATE THESE VALVE SERVERS FILLED WITH RETARDED RUSSIANS AND NORMALFAGS I SWEAR TO GOD THIS GAME HAS THE WORST COMMUNITY OF ALL TIME
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>he lower than 234 cm
get of here boy, this place is for adults
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>>172111453
>not 265cm
pleb
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>>172111449
What do you have against russians? Huh? Want your ass to get beated? Fight me you pussy.
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>1,65m manlet
>would still beat anyone in this thread in mge
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>>172111629
if it's soldier it doesn't count at all
>>
someone sell me a key
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>can't beat a soldier as scout
>"b-b-but im not bad, soldier is too easy, it doesnt count at all"
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scout sucks because he only gets 1 primary and soldier, pyro, demoman & heavy get 2 primaries
>>
what did she mean by that
>>
shut the fuck off
>>
post weapons that pubbers understimate all the time and are too shit to use despite the weapon being actually good
>Soldier shotgun
>Spy primaries
>Demoman stickylaunchers
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>>172112431
>stock revolver
>shotgun on heavy but as an actual secondary you use to stay mobile not some fatscout autism
>scottish resistance
>loch n load for pill sniping
>pain train
>cleaner's carbine + bushwacka
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>>172112626
show me one (1) instance of ScoRes being good
a video, a webm, anything
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>>172112687
mvm
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rename it to guaranteed replies.png
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>>172114015
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>>172114768
>respecting bad people
dumb "moral"fag
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>>172114816
t. brainlet
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>>172114884
t. manlet
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The best thing about the gunslinger is when you surf a sticky and punch the demo right in the face
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Engineer Melee

The Bee Cave Butcher
Level 88 Machete
+50 max health
+30% damage bonus
+All of your buildings start out at Level 2
+Can detonate your buildings with the demolish tool to cause a heavy damage explosion proportional to their current health (1.5x ratio with up to 50% falloff)
-Cannot build sentries
-You cannot upgrade or repair buildings
-Your buildings cannot be upgraded by other engineers

thoughts /mu/?
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>muselek hat solider trying his best to hit people with the meme spoon
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>>172115720
add it now and give me one
>>
kys
>>
kiss your sister
>>
reminder that if you go for market gardeners more often than you hit them you are poser scum and should stay in bball
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>>172115780
>haha i will TROLE n00bz !!
>rjs straight up several times
>dies from fall damage
>kills: 0 deaths: 34

Also what the fuck is a muselek hat
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>>172115880
>you are only allowed to have a 100% market gardener accuracy rate
how am i supposed to get better if i'm never allowed to try
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>>172116371
it's actually ok if you don't spam binds or taunt if you hit them
if you go on hightower mg as much as you want but don't do it in actual games it's annoying for both teams
>>
how do we buff the minigun
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>>172116548
make the damage ramp up faster
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>>172116350
Point and shoot a rocket up your ass that's what it is.
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>>172116548
>buff
>minigun
r u ok?
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>>172116692
The minigun is grossly underpowered for its class
>>
the minigun is the only thing that you could buff about heavy without making him completely cancerous to play against
buff his speed and he loses his only weakness
buff his health and after you kill him your team will have zero ammo left and be killed by the remaining enemies
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>>172116548
make it so everyone just explodes when you point your crosshair at them
and you can shoot through walls
and have 3 invincible medics around you
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Rate this
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>>172117017
Terrible
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>>172116350
Point and shoot and Exquisite Rack
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>>172117017
9.8/10
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>>172115780
*shit eating grin*

>>172116350
>haha i will TROLE n00bz !!
>rjs straight up several times
Don't forget to equip Gunboats while you're at it.
>what the fuck is a muselek hat
Youtoober Muselk's signature hat combination of "Point and Shoot" and "Antlers"

>>172112626
Agree with all.
Carbine is bad, but combo itself is not underused compared to how bad Carbine is.

>>172112687
But it's good? You have to try it yourself to decide. You can't use it in active combat, and to be effective you have to charge often and at least stack 2-3 stickies to set them off together.
ScoRes don't win in active combat at all, it's not designed that way but area denying and still be able to sticky jumping is pretty comfy.
tl;dr: utilize the faster attack rate to stack more and charge it for long range before set off. Multiple area denial from long distance worth on some maps.

>>172114015
"I got killed by a kritz medic once" the chart
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>>172117334
it's not antlers, it's an exquisite rack
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>>172117334
"I only play with a kritz medic" the post
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>>172117334
>antlers
my bad
it's
>>172117127
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>>172117420
>Being mad cause of kritzkrieg
it's literally the 2nd worst medigun lmao
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>>172117505
>Being mad for getting called out
chill, shitters are still allowed to exist.
>>
>random crit someone
>"LE RANDUM CRETZ FAIR AND BALANS XD" bind fills the chat
I mean Overwatch's gg ez filter was pathetic but I wouldn't be upset if Valve added a clientside filter that let you ban certain words/sentences
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>>172117554
>called out
I hate pocket medics, especially kritzkrieg ones. lul
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>>172117638
"I got killed by a kritz medic once" the post
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>>172117686
>i'm the one posting shit like
>>172114015
Good job there, dense fuck.
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>>172117420
>not playing with kritz medic
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>>172117764
Yes, you're: >>172117638

>>172117774
>not playing by yourself
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kritzkrieg is a good unlock and very nicely balanced
i like it a lot if a team knows how to use it but some medics tend to perma kritz and that's just putting yourself at a disadvantage
kritz the scouts
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>>172117819
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>>172117884
Nice photoshop
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>>172117884
>Not using Tomorrow
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>>172117905
Nice argument
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>>172117884
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>>172117961
woah
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>>172118047
so you literally gave up? not surprising.
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Looking for pocket bf, currently accepting: demo, heavy, gunslinger engie
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>>172118173
id?
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>>172117921
tommorow is ugly
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>>172118347
It is monday tomorrow so you're not wrong
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>>172117819
>playing TEAM fortress TWO by yourself
>in TWO thousand seventeen
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>>172118173
Shove the medigun up your ass heal slut.
Actually dont do it you would like it.
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>>172118091
Im another person
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>>172118652
yeah, ofc.
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>>172118173
EU?
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>>172118680
but he is
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>>172118835
so am i
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>anime/furry avatars on the team
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>>172119149
is this an anime avatar
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>>172119149
I spend so much time watching anime and looking at furry porn yet I still have time to frag you :P
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>>172119149
hol up guys is this anime tho
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>>172119149
>tfw I know someone who uses anime or manga what the fuck ever avatars
>last time I played with him, he was using kritzkrieg against 3 sentries
they're all shitters, no exceptions
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>>172119149
>>172119398
They usually end up topscoring, I see no problem here
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>>172119149
Furfriends are the best teammates
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>>172119149
furries aren't that bad, but boy, are weeaboos are horsefuckers cancer that should be lynched
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>>172119750
t.furry
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>>172119831
alright, go watch your pedophile cartoons.
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>>172119750
a degenerate is a degenerate, no matter how good they play
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>>172085393
>Gets killed
>xD
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>>172119906
Sure, go fuck your dog.
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>>172119995
sure, russian weeabrony
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>>172119750
>furries and horsefuckers
>not the same thing
They wanna fuck cartoon animals at the end of it, only furfags arent as picky on what they want
>>
>>172120075
Okay, gay pakistani zoophile.
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>>172120117
True, weeaboos have to choose between underage looking girls and totally underage girls. Sadly since they are a drawing is not illegal.
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>>172120117
99,7% of Furries are faggots. Atleast most horsefuckers are hetero.
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>>172120185
Alright, somalian child fucker
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>>172120249
No problem, brazilian crocodile dicks gobbler.
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>>172120357
Fair enough, indian child trafficker
>>
stop derailing the thread degenerates
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>>172120426
Fine, german dog wannabe.
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>>172120512
Affirmative, mexican child smuggler
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>>172120512
>>172120613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OXON8vIaA
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>>172120613
Thumbs up, irish scaly dongs eater.
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>>172120761
Yes, underground child rapist.
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threads going places
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>>172120838
Go ahead, mongolian sheep fucktoy.
>>
Suggest me an artstyle soldier loadout
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>get amby headshotted by a weeaboo spy
>insta leave cause it's obviously a hacker
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>>172120950
Nico?
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>>172121239
soldiers stash
mutton chops
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>>172121239
>>
got kicked for looking at the ground while bhopping
>>
>scout player
>halloween unusual
>lowercase one word name
>has a tf2 picture as an avatar
stop doing this
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>>172122184
Whats wrong with a lowercase one word names?
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>>172122840
nothing, he's just a mad shitter
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>get called out for cheating by a spy when he was disguised as someone on my team when I respawned and shot a rocket at him
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REEEEEEEEE
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>>172124403
LUL
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>mfw you sold your 130 casual level accounte and have to start from the scratch again
>>
Since May 2008 I've played. I've played this game every day after high school and have been with this game through all it's major community events and updates.

Yet only TODAY do I find out I can just hold right click to blow up Sticky bombs AS I shoot them out. How I NEVER knew that, I'll never know.
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>>172125214
What the fuck
>>
You must be unironically retarded.
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fucking finally
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>>172125379
gratz nerd
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>>172093772
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>lowercase one word names are cancer

Thank god mine is all caps and not even a real word haha
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>>172125561
People who type names with a lower case first letter never passed their first English lesson
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>>172106105
*Ahem*
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>>172125604
or maybe they like they way lowercase letters look
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>>172125660
>or maybe they like they way lowercase letters look
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Vkh or vkh or VKH
Vkh and VKH looks like shit and you have very bad taste if you think differently,
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>>172125660
shut the fuck up manuel.sanchopanza2011
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>>172125841
you got it wrong.
my name is joshua.steinberg2009
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i prefer my name lowercase because it's less noticeable and more humble
>anon Anon ANON
see

>>172125434
nice i like it
now get a strange fn red bear shotgun (360€)
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>>172112431
Force of Nature. They just see it as an insta kill weapon, rather than the perfect tool for defense scouts. As well as FAN jumping.

Otherwise, Definitivly the L'etrengler. All noobs and pubbers ignore it because it's not as hard hitting as the other revolvers, and salivate over guns like the Diamond, or Amby. But what the Plinker (my nickname), compensates for the least hitscan damage a Spy can do, it makes up for in the best utility for all spy watches. Extra cloak, and for DR Spies, cloak on bullet hit. No need to kill with your shit revolver, just get enough to fill up the bar, right click, and make a run for it.
>>
>demo turns around
>chucks random crit pipe at you
psh nothing personnel kid
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>>172125750
Helps hide the fact that it's short for very kancerous homo
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>>172126085
>good argument
Nice
>>
thank
>>
>>172125307
Not even memeing, just messing around in Badwater on a meme demo with parachute and quick bomb, then I decided to try it out, and I lose my shit. All my time, all the updates, all my history, and never once did I learn that secret.
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>>172126606
it's better to charge your stickies anyways
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>>172125909
>nice i like it
Thanks, best part of it.
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>>172126019
>Shooting at Heavy with L'Etranger to support my team
>Land a 92 crit that kills him
>*tips fedora* how euphoric *snort*

>>172126683
Isn't that for longer shot Sticks? I don't really do that since it means having to stand kinda still and making sure they land in the spot without the target moving away from it or just shooting it/airblasting it away. Not counting on a sniper or spy taking advantage of me being distracted.
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>>172125379
>1541 games
I have ~600 games played at rank 124 and I thought I was getting close to 150. My kd is much worse than yours too.
Guess it's a long way to go
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Post your "Meme"outs. Loadouts you use simply when you want to fuck around.
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>>172127038
the entire engineer class
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>>172126894
Ur just playing cancerous 3 hrs per game gamemodes such as ctf and 5cp.
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>>172127116
mostly payload but yeah a lot of the games drag on, especially multistage maps like thundermountain
the huge chunk of xp after a 100+ score game is worth it though
>>
>>172127262
when you reach the red levels, you will need ~1000 score for a rankup if you play payload
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>>172127336
Is switching teams the best way to get xp fast?
I know ranks don't matter at all, but I have a feeling that as soon as I get close to 150, they'll raise the rank cap up to 200 or something.
>>
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED ANOTHER DEMO THING I NEVER KNEW IN ALL MY TIME PLAYING THIS GAME.

The stickies making a blinking effect means they're armed and ready to be detonated. Fuck me I thought that was just a cute cosmetic visual thing, not the indicator that it was ready to blow up.

Fuck me how did I not know this for almost 10 years?!
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>>172127487
no, it's not.
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>>172127487
https://twitter.com/Zeno_mite/status/840566902896361474
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>>172126884
they also fly faster and in more of a straight line
always have a sticky charging when there is the slightest possibility of a fight
make the individual stickies count and spam less
use them for zoning instead of direct damage
make your enemies have to run around the stickies making them predictable to pipe them, if they don't run around them just det
your stickies should also keep the enemy at range where you're most effective against them
>>
why the fuck is my pc stuttering like a r9k faggot i'm not even playing the game and it keeps freezing
http://tf2r.com/ku4vm69.html
>>
>get a crocket kill
;)
>get killed by crocket
:(
>>
>>172127653
>>172127781
hmm interesting
I'll still keep switching anyway if it helps balance teams out though. fun > points
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>>172128129
>fun
when the switch team message popups the enemy team is usually getting completely shit on.
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>>172128201
usually, but not always. I find it fun to fight an uphill battle sometimes, even if I end up losing
I'd rather fight against a team better than me than help stomp a bunch of new players.
>>
>>172127116
This is a meme, right? CTF and 5CP both have the potential(and usually are) much shorter than maps like Payload and A/D.
>>
>play alone
>6 faggots circlejerking each other on enemy team
>play with 1 or 2 friends
>6 faggots circlejerking each other on enemy team

"play with friends" was a mistake
>>
>>172128921
t. bad
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>le epic tf2 spy clan on the other team playing with 150+ ping so they can lag stab everyone
>>
>>172129737
>Get matched to an overseas server
>Excuse myself at start of round
>Proceed to play sniper
I am a terrible person
>>
>>172125638
This is a good edit. Saved.
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>>172129962
these guys were doing it on purpose with a laggy config, one of them was even ping masking
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>this is tf2 in 2017
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>>172130437
You mean 2008
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
crop at your leisure
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>>172130578
i dunno whatever
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
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>>172130578
crop on to the rocket
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>>172130578
>>
>>172131316
winner
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>>172131316
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>>172131926
>Not pootisbird loadout
You had one job
>>
>>172131990
isn't that a halloween only item
>>
>>172132030
It shows up on your loadout any time of year.
>>
>>172132078
not ingame
>>
How many strange weps/cosmetics/other things do you have that have reached the highest rank?
>>
>>172133457
my scattergun which i sold back in 2013
then i stopped playing
>>
>>172133457
I grinded up a Jarate to Hale's Own just so that it could fit with my steam name.
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>>172133874
>grinded
>ponyville 24/7 strange farming server #5
>>
hey oatmeal, I beat your map
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>>172134115
hey cuntmeal, I beat your meat
>>
>>172133874
>tfw have a face melting jarate and don't want to level it up because face melting jarate sounds way cooler than hale's own
>>
>>172134656
use a nametag
>>
>>172134752
that just doesn't have the same effect
>>
>>172065157

Oh hey, it's me on the screen. Have we pubbed our way into 4chan now?

Stacking avatars is pretty good considering that there will be someone upset about it.
>>
>>172065157
>Topscoring spy
Your team was likely just full of bads.
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>>172134872
kys yourself
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>>172134872
Was in your team and you played well so I don't have any problems desu.
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>>172135062

It's not really that hard to top-score as a spy if you get constant stabs, since they give you up to 4 points on success.

>>172135063

Later.
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The other, completely normal crow cosmetic is Halloween restricted but this isn't? Why are restrictions completely bullshit?
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>>172135383
Because Valve does not care.
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>>172135383
they stopped caring like 2 years ago
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>>172134656
Are you me anon?
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What kind of demo does this look like to you?
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a fag
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a fag
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a homosex
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a fag
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>>172104454
Anyone?
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fag a
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Your spray sucks.
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you swallow
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so does ur mom

HA troled
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>>172138153
tfw no jontron gf
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>tfw do my job so well enemy team starts sperging in chat about 'Literally the only reason you are winning is because your medic is carrying you all'
>I am the medic
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>>172138153
Who needs spray if they disabled on valve and comp servers?
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>>172140042
>medic
>Carrying
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What's a good sensitivity to set for a scout?
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people still play this game? lol
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>>172140180
>he never being alpha male non-healslut for his homoies.
Fucking NEET degenerate.
>>
The flare gun is for loading and unloading only.
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>he doesn't only use the flare gun to shoot directly upwards to alert your team when you need help
pssh
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flaregun remodel that's a flame hand spell y/n
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>>172140214
any sens you're comfortable with is a good sens
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>Tfw saved an engi and protected his nest as spy
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http://bucket.bumia.net/ i want this to not be a scam so much but its too good to be true.
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oatmeal, I beat one of your other maps
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>>172140214
dont play scout:).
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>>172141539
>asks you to complete a bullshit survey
yeah its a scam
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>>172140717
medigun remodel that is a healing hand spell when
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>>172140042
medics do that most of the time, if they are not pocketing a baddie or syringering people.
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>>172141870
what do the moonrunes at the end mean?
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>>172142020
the pleasure of being cummed inside
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>The only Medic youtuber is a pub kiddie that only does battlemedic and tries so hard to be funny but is terrible at it
>All his 'advice' is common sense you learn in the first 30 minutes of playing medic
Why are there no good medic jewtubs
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>>172142269
There's also zenomite but he's even worse
All you can really do is try to make one yourself
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>>172142269
Medic is only for faggots
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trans are not faggots
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>>172142525
t. tr4nny
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>>172142020
bikutoru rohasu
which I'm assuming is his name
>>
weebs get out
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i want a sexy pyro chick to wm1 into my a** pu**y with her feminine p***s
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>>172142382
I could.
It would be in the style of old tf2 gameplay videos though.
I.e. Not generic commentary or forced jokes.

It would instead be visual demonstrations of mechanics, with voice explaining it, and background music and supplying text.

I fucking hate commentary and people just talking for half an hour, rambling about something where their opinion has no merit, and is not unique in any way.

But still, I see so many kiddies making le reddit threads asking about what class / playstyle is undersaturated.
Why is no one bothering being medic.
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>>172143512
D O I T
I will like and watch every single one of your videos :)
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>>172143512
D O I T
I would seriously watch your videos if you linked them in these threads
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please like share and subscribe donate to my patreon join my steam group
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how do i carry in competitive
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1 pick the team up
2 proceed
3 pottis
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i cant pick up 5 heavies
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>That one medic who only heals the mid/bottomscoring gibusvision heavy with the 9/21 k:d over the topscoring demo with the 3:1 k/d
Do I need flashier hats?
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then ur weak lmao
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>3:1 as demo

he knows your shit
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lmao who uses this? XDDD
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>>172140214
Any low sensitivity you're comfortable (lower than 2 in my opinion), medium-low dpi and no acceleration, Scout moves fast enough already.
Learn to use your elbows to turn quickly and train your muscle memory. To compensate for spread pattern (or projectile path when playing demo or soldier) track with your wrist.

>>172140492
It's for pissing pockets and snipers off from afar by spamming it near a dispenser.
So yeah loading and unloading stands true.

>>172119149
Bronies are okay most of the time, furries are quite a mixed bag.

>>172142269
>only does battlemedic and tries so hard to be funny but is terrible at it
Rydercycle tried to make a video with him it was awkward imo.
>battlemedic
if you like stalemates or getting gibbed. If you like battlemedic have a go at it, but dying occassionally and leaving your team defenseless is a part of it.
No middle ground for the loadout, battle/combat Medic meta is not flexible enough to be considered even a "subclass" unlike gunslinger or demoknight.
At the time you spent respawning Engineeers recover already and it all start again. It's not a subclass, it's a mere idea.
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>>172124806
who the fuck buys an account because of something anyone can get that nobody cares about
you can't convince me that anyone cares about casual badges, i refuse to believe, i have too much faith in my fellow gamers
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>>172145510
>Bronies
>Okay
They were cancerous enough that they had their own containment board, did you forget? Same with pokefags.
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>>172140214
something low that still allows you to turn 180°
i use 800dpi with 1.375 ingame

>>172144038
grind soapdm until you lose sense in the tips of your fingers from rsi
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>>172145327
what does it do now
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>>172144038
order nothing but complete 100% buttpluggery from a medic that can speak english and hope they dont switch to a vaccinator
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>>172145990
Let's you see the enemy team's health. Also, something about piss.
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Dirrect hit and Natascha are so much f*n in ctf. I think i did my personal best killstreak today while defending intel from like 8 demoknights, scouts and pyros as dh&shotgun solly. Feels good.
>>172142269
What about "kicked from invite and now nobody give a fuck about asian cock lover"?
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>>172145624
Nah, i sold it to some scammer only because it's had 66 steam level. Nobody will pay for casual levels.
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>tfw 1 more win to rankup
>5 hackers in a row
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>>172145814
Bronies mostly appeared to me as teamplayers instead of sperg'd yiffmode or trolling unlike furries. Furries don't even love themselves, how you expect them to please people with simple tasks or let along work with them?
>pokefags
They're normies who enjoy pokemonGO outside with their friend circle or 15yo douches who play web based pokemon flash games.
You won't see them in any game. In case you do, you can safely assume they're underaged or at least around and under 20-21.

>>172143512
Do it, but remember the road ahead will be tough but your name will be heard quickly if you're any good at it.
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>tfw the game lasted like 15 minutes cause noone in my team could kill a fucking minisentry on second
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>>172149697
>2 meds
Yeah, I'm not playing your "competitive" mode, Valve
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>>172150074
kek no, they went medic last minute. they both played sniper
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>>172150074
Two heavies is far worse than two medics.
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>>172150195
I told em to go medic heavy to kill ONE mini sentry
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>>172149697
>played 10 matches in a row
>still 1 pixel into fresh meat because 2 losses and wins didn't count due to enemies rqing

haha fun
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>>172150291
Why were there no soldiers? Why was there no demolitions man?
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>>172150414
cause all of em except asdfasds were shitters, look at the score differences
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>>172150470
I'll wager he only got those points because the other team's soldiers were stupid enough to try to jump him.
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soldier mains BTFO
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>>172150569
the enemy team's soldiers were complete garbage, i would stand on one of the boxes on mid and he would keep shooting the floor
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>>172150645
He is actually a good class for beginners.
Just rocket spam and you can easily be in the middle of the scoreboard even when you are a retard.
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>>172150645
>>172150905
>don't need to know how to aim
>just aim at the feet of whoever you want to kill
>ding
>ding
>ding
>ded
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>This class does well against people who are bad at the game
>Therefore, this class is OP
Keep crying, babies.
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>>172125638

>50 freakin' years, and I ain't aged a bit!
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>>172151002
>don't need to know how to aim
>just aim at the feet of whoever you want to kill
>just aim at the feet of whoever
>just aim at the feet
>just aim
>aim
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>>172150645
Pyro is a better class for people who just installed since they can usually just run at people and get at least one kill
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*walks toward you*
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>>172151709
fucking overpowered
can't wait for b4nny to remove this broken tactic
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>>172151916
>b4nny
>pyro: 25 hours
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>>172151989
wait really

haha what a fucking bad
>>
tfw no half-amexican bag boy
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>Got gud with OP pyro axe and stock flame thrower
>Trade for a strange one because its really fun to use
>Finish trade
>Notice TF2 is updating
>LOL WE MADE IT USELESS
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post yfw you realized the leddit tf2 community is nothing but pub kiddies and youtuber fanboys
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I am pub kiddo and youtuber's fanboy and my opinons is more valuable than yours because i play the game in the way it's meant to be played.
Debate me. Pro tip: you can't
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>>172151709
webumn related

>>172149697
You're a Scout. I mean, minisentry is a terrible encounter but can't you just pistol or peekshot it from a different angle?
Also a Soldier could take it out with a DH why are you telling people to go Med-Heavy for a minisentry?
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>>172152491
I couldn't do anything to it, both of their soldiers the engi and heavy were around it
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>>172152491
I find it's easier to just airblast, then shotgun heavies down. Of course, to do that you actually need to aim, which I can understand is a bit of an issue with most pyro players.
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i like jerma
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>>172152254
???????

What did you think reddit was

???????
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>>172152254
Here is not much better.
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I know the Ap-Sap and Snack Attack don't leave gibs behind when destroyed, but does the festive sapper leave gibs behind when destroyed?
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theres little aim involved in airblast>shooting gun
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>>172151374
pint*
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>>172152917
Only if you're airblast spamming with the reserve shitter. Stock takes more skill.
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>>172152845
We have great argument between pedophiles and zoophiles, we're clearly on another level.
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>>172153128
:^)
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>>172133973
Literally went to an idle server and grinded it. I wont try and pretend I didnt.
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>>172153128
>>172153253
I fucked that animal fucker hard though.
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>>172152845
Here we have people acting ironically and other ones unironically but pretending to be ironical so they can keep wearing furry avatars in steam.


Just like me.
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Thoughts on the pain train? I feel like it never gets talked about. I feel like the upside is massive while the downside is relatively minor.
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>>172154229
if you don't run scout its good
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>>172154229
It's good for demo, but soldier has better melees. Idk why it's so underused.
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>>172152239
Now you can't dare to switch to it unless you are divebombing enemy Medic, airblasted someone up to a wall or working with a second teammate Pyro.

>>172152608
Shame.

>>172152704
I don't mess with Heavies as Pyro at all.
Is Panic Attack any good? I'm thinking Backscratcher plus PA could be good but I have doubts.
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>>172155001
If you can ambush the heavy, then get some point-blank shotgun hits in, you're good. This only works against bad heavies, though, which is at least 90% of them since only bads play heavy.
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>>172154229
it's too niche, it should have buffs for more than just capture points
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>>172156052
There's nothing wrong with an item have a niche, anon. If you try to fulfill too many roles with the same item, you just end up with a clusterfuck.
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>>172154229
It's top tier for making TF2x10 babbies ragequit and empty out those servers.
Love my giftapulted strange pain train + booties
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>>172156995
sick
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Scout is overpowered
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>>172156995
>3k vs shitters

what an accomplishment
>>
tfw not good at video games
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>>172157239
half of them have more hours then me

>>172157254
https://youtu.be/SlCRfTmBSGs
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>guy hitting most of his direct hit rockets
>nice, finally some skilled player on the enemy team
>next round he headshots everyone as sniper
based gaben fixed lmaobox, though
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>>172158141
You can always update cheats. Plus, there's like 3~4 floating around now.
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>>172156674
it's literally just a debuff in ctf though
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>>172159205
Then don't use it on CTF?
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>>172158141
i found that it's actually really easy to dodge aimbot projectiles
you just have to change direction as soon as he fires and it will miss as long as you're far enough away from him
for aimbot hitscan use vaccinator and his quickscopes will do like 20 damage
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>>172159339
or just give it an effect for ctf
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+1 intel points captured on wearer
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>>172159525
nobody gives a shit about ctf at it's current state

i wonder if you could make a ctf map that's actually playable and doesn't devolve into engie and heavy spam
maybe have multiple intels for every team far enough away from each other that a sentry can't protect both of them
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>>172154229
I think it's cool for support Soldiers (any banner, besides B.A.S.E) who sweep Spy or Scout for pockets.
A roamer gets EP to rush for healthkits, same applies with pocket Soldier about über rate.
For Demoman, I have no idea. They don't stand on points, they sticky clutter them.
Most pocket Demos use Zatoichi for building über rate and sometimes Skullcutter or stock Bottle.
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>>172159910
>nobody gives a shit about ctf
>nobody gives a shit about the most popular game mode next to payload
yeah okay
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>>172159910
CTF is perfectly fine as it is.

>>172159525
Not everything needs to be viable 100% of the time. The Pain Train is made specifically for game modes revolving around capture points.
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>>172160063
>most popular game mode next to payload
>ctf
>not cp
>m-muh t-t-2fort
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>>172160264
just because comp fags play stalepoint 5s every day doesn't mean it's the most popular. It's actually a reason comp has gone no where
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>>172160264
capture point in massively over represented by retards on youtube that think they're pro
>>
When will this anti-comp bait ever stop? Do they not realize they're just making themselves out to be fools?

>>172160264
https://tf2stats.net/map_list/
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>>172160695
>anti-comp bait
no ones baiting here, friend
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why isnt dm/tdm an official game mode yet
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>>172161258
Why did Valve forget Arena mode existed?
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>>172161258
just play ctf or any stalemate prone gamemode
it's better than tdm because it also appeals to people who like to stay in one spot and let the kills come to them
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>>172160695
meh....
http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/338/comments
click Hide Photo Notes, I mean holy shit what an eyesore
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>>172161410
or delete "comments" at the end of url...
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>>172160063
most popular gamemode to play for shitters that don't know how to queue for anything else

>>172160214
literally what is 'fine' about ctf
it's even more choke-y than pl and favours defence more than cp
it's like playing on host_timescale 0.5

>>172160494
>complains about cp being stalematey
>defends ctf
>ctf being the most stalematey gamemode in existence
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>>172161578
I enjoy stalemates when both teams are perfectly even and no one can push. Makes farming kills on my strange that much easier. If it's a stalemate because there's a 5 engineer stack sitting on intel, that's no fun, but that rarely happens.
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>>172161578
>t. cp shitter who got btfo in 2fort and is butt mad
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>>172161394
i dont like sitting in one spot
its impossible to emulate the true feel of dm because of things like sentry nests, pyros, medics, and other dumb shit like random crits

god i wish it was released officially
>>
>CTF players hating on 5CP players
Please stop. Stop trying to enforce this "us vs. them" bullshit. TF2 has a small enough playerbase as it is without some retards trying to start shit about competitive players. Especially when we all know the true enemy is the furfag degenerates who only play achievement_idle and trade servers.
>>
>>172161258
TF2's balance is build around objectives.

Community hosted DM also gets old really, really fast.
>>
how do we manage to talk about this every thread
it's not even a real discussion, there is a reason good players play certain gamemodes, you know

>>172161759
how do you get btfo by sub 20 hour fernando.gonzalos
genuinely interested, i don't think it's possible
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>>172162390
>how do you get btfo by sub 20 hour fernando.gonzalos
you tell me anon lmao
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5 years since something like this last happened
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thoughts?
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>>172162783
best hat in the game
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>>172162540
phlog + scorch shot + powerjack/back scratcher
just spam the flares at their team until you have full charge, then flank and turn them into moon dust
detonator also works for this, but is less spamable

>>172162783
pretty good hat that I'd use if I didn't have unusuals
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>>172162857
And if I want a less fag-lord style, higher skill-cap kinda loadout?
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>>172164069
then you play a different class
or you can be the airblast pyro that tunnel visions so hard they forget to burn their enemies
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>>172164069
don't play pyro or use degreaser+shotgun
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>>172164324
Just shotty, not reserve shooter?
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>>172164656
Reserve shooter is bad. Also, there is nothing wrong with stock.
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>>172164656
any but i think shotgun is stronger
flare gun is pretty good as well
>>
Post your loadout and I'll make a SFM poster for you
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>>172165486
can you sfm kiriikp's ass
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>>172165486
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>>172165486
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>>172162783
great hat, 10/10, would buy if i had enough keys.

Post god's gift
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>>172165486
>>
>>172165486
inb4 "thanks for the (you)'s :^)"
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>>172165738
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>>172165575
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>>172165912
One of these days, goddamn it

>>172166005
That's not my Medic. There's no White Energy
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>>172166056
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>>172165640
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>>172165748
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>>172165486
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>>172165486
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What melee weapon should I be running as soldier? Escape plan?
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>>172165912
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>>172166779
oh god what happened to my ARM
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>>172165738
>>172165486
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>>172166748
escape plan or disciplinary action
anything else is for joking around
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>>172166523
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>>172166748
Market gardener as last/ desesperate plan.
Unless you suck at strafing.
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>>172165486

thanks !
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>>172165486
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>>172166586
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>>172167623
My hat is on fire so checkmate.
I am currently playing around with getting new cosmetics but I am comfy in my current 2 miscs
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>>172165486
mmm!
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>>172167409
>>
>Join an Upward game
>It's a complete stomp
>Leave
>Puts me back in the same game just as it ends
>Leave
>Puts me in a Thunder Mountain game ending in 60 seconds with 1 person on the enemy team
>Leave
>Puts me in another Thunder Mountain game that just ended
>Leave
>Puts me in a Badwater game with 2 people on the enemy team
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MATCHMAKING SYSTEM ACCEPTABLE
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>>172167491
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>>172162540
I use a few:
>flank: Degreaser, Detonator/RS, Pjack
Use Pjack when backtracking against an attack route through a flank. Light Snipers on fire with Det or shut down Scouts with Reserve.
Mind the Sniper sightlines and jump onto catwalks whenever you can. Damage vulnerability may help you to get some heal in a combat if you retreat.
>escort/medikit camp: stock FT, Panic/Flare, Backscratcher
Camp Medikit areas then shove people to walls with airblast, swipe medikit under their nose. Escort your build hauling Engineer against threats.
New sentry nest preferably be close to medikit and metal spawns. Tell Medics to arrow your ass for heal, else medibeam you for extra überrate.
>pybro: stock FT, Shotgun, Homewrecker/Neon
Airblast sweep for Sentrygun, block Medic übers advancing on Sentry. Puff at props like fences, boxes, barrels, pillars or corners to reveal invisible Spy.
Interfere Spy with airblast first if Spy's disguised then pellet spike him. Climb somewhere if you completely lost Spy from sight.
>divebomber: Backburner, Scorch, Axtinguisher/Third Degree
Always climb up then drop down on pockets to melee or crit Medic, whichever comes first. If you get noticed airblast Medic or Scorch shot the pocket.
Crouch-airblast is advised.
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>>172167737
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>>172165486
meme me
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>>172165486
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>>172168036
Thanks man, I will treasure it always.
>Filename
Made me kek
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>>172168370
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>>172165486
hmmmm this doesnt look like sfm it just looks like loadout.tf..... really makes my noggin joggin!
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>>172168747
>>172168747
>>172168747
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>>172168378
Last one
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