/parag/ - Paragon General

i go to work for one day and you fags let the thread die

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>>171935637
Same here. I go to sleep and wake up at 9 am to see a dead thread
Had to conjure up a meme from my Phone

which hero would you fug
please space your answers evenly over the next 8 hours so i can sleep

>>171936920
None
I have principles

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Just what I needed today

>>171936920
Serath, easily. Best booty. Best legs.

>want to play Yin
>already going to be level 8 63%winrate and 3.18 kda (working on it)
>get into lobby
>someome picks Yin as initiate
>would let them have it if they're good
>check their agora
>1.7 kda, 6 games 3 win 3 loss
>call them out
>WHO CARES ABOUT KDA XD WHO CARES IM BETTER XDD
>start listing all their stats and elo
>someone dodges

>>171939665
>get paired up with the same person from last lobby
>this time someone else wants Yin
>check fps Yin stats
>0% winrate 2 games only playing because they have Amber yin skin
>dodge

>30 minutes
>still can't get into a game

>>171936920
Let's see:
>Bellica, Sparrow, Yin
Definitely, especially Bellica
>Shinbi, Gadget, Dekker
Would probably be slightly autistic/annoying but I would hit that
>Aurora, Countess, Serath
I would, but first two would probably murder me afterwards, so nope. In case of Serath she probably pledged to stay a virgin, and breaking her "purity" would be a sure way to make her inside demon kick in and burn the fuck out of me
>Kallari, Fey, Muriel
Eh..., nope. For the first two also see reason above.

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>>171939941
>play Sparrow
>enemy team are going off-meta: I'm facing a Greystone and Twinblast
>the Twin is good, but not amazing
>my support is a Fey who does nothing except throw out a few brambles
>I die, they die, I get some kills but the Twin is getting fed as fuck because we have to worry about the Greystone too
>long story short, the Fey blames me, I blame them, everybody has a huge bitch and I end at 2-7 in 15 minutes with the Fey doing considerably worse
>check their next game on Agora for schadenfraude
>2-7 as Twinblast
>shitty overall KDA to boot

I would hope that they have enough self-awareness to appreciate the irony, but I doubt it.

>>171941932
Didn't mean to link that, whatever.

>>171939941
>>171939665
Anon, I think you may have autism.
Just play the Damn game, if your that low of a level, don't even worry about your stats or any one else's stats. Your stats will rise as you play more, if your good that is. Your going to spend more time dodging than you are playing, meaning it'll take you forever to level up and get good at the game.

>>171936920
Countess, of course.
Although she's likely to just kill you during/ after the whole thing.

>>171942572
I just played a game where i was first pick and took adc but someone on my team picked murdock anyways
I swear I can't play a single game without dodging or calling people out first

Enemy team had an Aurora rampage and we get stuck with 0 cc because of Murdock who was also the lowest elo

Bumparoony.

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>>171936920
Doin relationships/sex
>Gadget
Would probably be a bit of nag, sex is probably good.
>Dekker
Is probably really clingy, sex is probably good, lots of handholding and kissing, probably cries too
>Yin
Probably all work and no play, probably into femdom and whipping
>Bellica
Probably all work and no play as well, probably has really rough and frustrating sex
>Countess
You'd probably be like a consort she uses to feed from and fuck, probably into femdom as well
>Shinbi
Would probably keep the relationship a secret due to the whole pure idol thing, probably does the Asian screeching thing and generally submissive during sex
>The Fey
Probably not interested in relationships or sex at all
>Muriel
Probably has a relationship as an experiment to learn emotions.Is aware of human reproduction, gives handys and dry humps
>Serath
Is a virgin that doesn't really want a relationship, her emotions are conflicting and mid-fuck will demon out and fuck like a champ
>Sparrow
Has a relationship and is experienced in sex because she like pissing off her parents
>Aurora
Probably not interested in a relationship, probably fucks like a champ, but it's really, really cold.
Kallari
No relationships, probably got her lady bits removed

>>171948550
does Muriel have a robot vagina or something? some sort of motorized Fleshlight?

>>171948550
What about Mogresh

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>>171949525
>Morigesh
You'd be more like a pet than anything else, is probably really good at fucking, hasn't done it in awhile and is enjoying doing it in her new vessel.

>>171949851
it's gonna be cool if her targeted enemy actually appears as a little voodoo doll in her hand

>>171949851
Mogresh is a man in a womams body btw

>>171951039
Isn't she more like a formless genderless spirit in woman's body?

>>171951257
It isn't a she. They explicitly wrote in the bio for Mogresh "he"

>>171948550
Muriel if she has a prosthetic vagina and soft robot parts, I wanna stick my dick in a robot.
Gadget otherwise.

>>171953079
>When The Fey traveled to Agora, Morigesh knew it was her time to strike. She found a woman who had wandered too close to the edge of the drowned forest and stole her body. With this new vessel, Morigesh went out into the world, sought out a portal to Agora and went through in pursuit of the Fey.

> that op pic
Someone should make a video with this song and Yin's loud whip sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM

>>171955839
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw Yin's dev stream