/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

The picnic?

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when?

Can someone explain downforce cars to me? How are they different from a car with a wing and splitter?

And I know the RE-7, Tyrus, ETR1, and Nero Custom are, but which other cars are?

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>>171731181
DESU I'm not sure why we don't use my emblem, I think it's a bit more better then the 'no stepp on snak' emblem we got right now.

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When?

>>171732802
already

>>171732673
>>171732802
Never, fuck off.

>>171732673
>Not a ford focus RS
trash

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F 4 0
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0

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Grindin

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Are you a bad enough dude to drive through hells kitchen?

Before I bite the bullet on the Ruston, can you fix the ugly ass front bumper or does it only get worse with custom options?

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Shades of grey

>>171734190
It actually has a few options, most of which are better than stock.

One of them's a cute smiley mouth.

>>171734432
Sold, thanks Anon.

>>171734379
Where is this? I checked warstock and it ain't there.

>>171734567
It's on Warstock in the future. You have to buy a Megalodon Shark Card to unlock the time-travel machine to go to the future to buy it.

It's in the tunables, which means it'll be released sometime in the next few weeks.

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>>171734567

SOON

>>171734706
I played GTAV on ded gen, and very briefly played GTAO right when it first came out, don't think I got my character past level 5. Never bothered transferring them over. Is it too late to claim the returning player benefits now that you can't transfer characters over?

>>171734854
don't think so; I believe returning player stuff also works without transfers.

On the other hand, I don't know wether these bonuses are still active, and wether i'm right. I transferred immediately on april 2015.

shit, even PC's been around for almost 2 years now

>>171735941
I just went ahead and tried, it worked.

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>it's a deliver to the vineyard export mission

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>>171732768
Pic related

Also it's still a bit rough and totally uncreative.

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>Looks like your pockets are full
>When you finish what you've got ill give you some more
>Are you sure you need more snacks?

>>171738252
>Can't select secretary outfit and office decor separately.

>>171738252

>you got a nice fleet, boss

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>>171731235
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Omni#GLH

nigga you wanna be more of a faggot or do you want to let people enjoy a god damn videogame

>>171739032
>how do you choose between your children?

>>171739796

You know, at least she's better than the male assistant. Fuck him and his football. He's a little pussyboi kiss ass. Never our guy.

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I cant make this color for my Turismo R

Help

>>171740470

You'll probably need a custom crew color for that. My advice is to save the image, take it into color codes, get the blue, darken it a bit, put it onto your crew and see if it looks similar.

>>171740578

Male my own crew then I can make custom colors?

Can pick which crew symbol to put on to cars and still be in the GTAG crew?

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>>171737613
>deliver to the vineyard export
>it's a Mamba

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What paint tricks/glitches still work?

Still have Matte with Pearlescent, but does the shit to make 'chrome gold' etc still work?

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>>171740470

Currently it looks like this and it is just hideous.

>>171740629

Yeah, here's how you do it:

>Start your own crew
>Hover over the color chooser (use Chrome for this)
>Right click, inspect element
>You should see two codes for the colors in the box (e.g. #XXXXXX)
>Put your own color code in (#091222 should work, I picked it from your image. If that looks too light/dark, put the code in a color hex and make it lighter/darker)
>Add AA to the end of the code (it should look like #091222AA)
>Make sure you entered the code in both lines
>X out and save

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>>171740716
>gulf livery
>hideous

>>171732692
A car can get a traction boost either from
-Downforce
-Putting a spoiler on it
(and yes i know that's pretty much the same, but C* apparently can't into physics)

So if you have a car that has the downforce value, putting spoilers on it will not improve its traction (evidenced by the traction bar not changing when you put spoilers on it at LSC / Benis).
Instead, the traction increases as the car speeds up, making the value useless at lower speeds.

Cars that don't have downforce instead get a flat traction boost from putting spoilers on them, which also gives them better cornering at low speeds.

also see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZqNoJtROLY

GP1 and Ruston have downforce as well, and they're both shit.

>>171740967

Thanks ill try this tomorrow night after work

>>171732692
The Nero custom doesn't have downforce

>>171740634
>get all 10 standard range cars
>get all 10 medium range cars
>get all 12 top range cars
>only sell x80s, reapers, tyrus and t20s
>never have to touch any of the other cars again

Would that fuckhuge map really be that bad if they set the top speeds of vehicles to be around 250 MPH like they should be?

>>171741607
It would finally make airplanes relevant

>>171741607

A fuckhuge map would only be good if it was well designed. V feels kind of small because only a small portion of the map matters.

>>171738235
That is because it's on a transparent background, and white.

It's uncreative sure, but it fits the role, and it doesn't defect from the purpose of the crew itself, the community and crew are literally only about GTA, so a crew logo that is literally the GTA font works pretty well.

Only the 'General' is rough because I was in a rush to finish it.

>>171740470
It's a flat black/silver pearlesent under dark blue metallic right?

Or maybe a galaxy blue with a brighter silver? test around in story mode first!

>>171740971
it's not actually the gulf livery, its just a paintjob, so clearly it wouldn't look right.

>>171741607
you say that like loading times arent an issue already, not to mention vram and diskspace usage

>>171742006
Oh, I figured it was a knockoff livery using a fake ingame corp

>>171742157
I'd put up with it desu

>>171741816
It feels small because it IS small

>>171742965

Yeah, in a way. There are just a lot of areas of nothing that could've been something. It really feels like padding to me. Paleto Bay is so useless.

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>>171737613
>delivering to the vineyard
>driving that final winding road up to it
>flawless delivery so far
>sandking rounds a bend, swerves into my lane, and rams me head on
>$1400 damage

>>171744096
>not taking the pathway through the vineyard starting over that creek

bruh

>>171744141
I did that a couple times, but it felt slower. I might go back to doing it, because the AI can't handle the road in front of the vineyard. Every time I deliver there, I walk out to the road and watch NPCs crashing into each other and driving off the cliff.

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best car

>>171744593
Oversteers more than a toyota mr2

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>tfw you unironically like all of the vehicles that Rockstar's added since release
they all look really neat and fuckable. the means to earn each and every vehicle definitely exists, and just the option to have these vehicles in my virtual garage is amazing. thank god for consumerism and god bless america amen

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>>171744670
you can easily get out of that

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I havent logged on as qt this year
waiting on update

its literally a /gtag/ account but the games shit & ded so far this year

im sorry u_u

>>171744947
That stunt race update came out.

It's okayish

>tfw most likely there won't be another lowrider update

>>171745439
good.

game doesn't need anymore pointless bloat

>>171745492
yeah
give us another shitty super or sports

>>171745810
and another pistol

we need more pistols

>>171745439
Does anybody actually drive Lowriders around? I had a Sabre Turbo Custom for a while, and it was fun fucking with max hydraulics, but i cant imagine them being worth anything besides a quick show off.

>>171745991
I cruise around in lowriders all the time, and I have plenty of supers and sports.

They are fun to drive and to customize, and can look beautiful and unique if you have taste

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>>171744096
>>171744141
>>171744514
Going up that first hill after the creek is a good way, but it's not the best way.

Go around the first bend and take that wide-open path through the vineyard. The slope is not nearly as steep and there's much more room to drive, allowing you to carry more speed through the turns and avoid the risk of damaging the car as you crest a hill.

>>171746349
I usually do the #3. Just jump over that railing slowly so I don't hit the railing beyond that.

>>171745492
Shit taste

Yes.

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>>171746482
That's what I used to do until someone who took the other route beat me to the finish once.

Gotta go fast.

>>171746639
better post

Shitting other players is the only fun thing to do in this dead game

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>>171746349

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When?

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CiferNull here.

I'm from Norway and would like to join the PC GTAG crew.

Maybe it'll help filter out all the slavs I'm constantly matchmaked with.

>>171747625

Blacklisted for using menus against crew

Sorry

>>171747625
gotcha

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>>171744593

Good, chromed cammo degeneracy.

>>171747689
I noticed my privacy settings were all janky. I fixed it now.

Not sure what you mean though.

>>171747783

Your a shitter m8 fuck off

i curb boost with gtag import/export sales

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>>171747737

>banshee

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Jester Retro gets my wallet open for splashing out on some shark cards.

>>171747817
Tell me more anon-kun.

>>171747971
Which cars would you say are the top 5 street racing cars? I'm not new to the game but I've barely bought any cars. Zentoro is still the only "racecar" I got.

is qt actually a cutie?

>>171748125

Zentorno is still pretty good

Nero is often quoted as the best though. Elegy for sports and pisswasser dominator for muscle

>>171748125
Zentorno is not a street racing car lmao, it's a super car.

>>171748125
Zentorno will do you good if you can drive it.
Otherwise, get a Nero Custom.

>>171748276
>>171748171

Thanks for the tip. I hope the Nero isn't popular to the point of being a meme-car like the Kuruma though.

>>171748125

Blacklisting is a meme

>>171748353

It kind of is but it gets the job done, also it doesnt look like dog shit like most of the supers/hypers do

>>171748353
It's popular because it's a good all-round car.
You'll see lots of them in races tho.

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>>171748130
yes.

>>171748480
>that bruise
Victim of a hate crime?

>>171748353
It's not a meme.It's just a great car.

I wish the Sultan RS wasn't such garbage at turning. It would be my favorite car.

>>171748125
>which cars can I spend a day grinding to buy only to get beaten by some pov shitter because host turned Catch-Up bitch-mode on again

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>>171748589

My sentiments exactly

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>>171748353

Prepare your wallet

I got a question for anyone who pirated GTA V, how trustworthy is the fitgirl repack because it looks really convenient with what it comes with.

>>171748589
>>171748689

solo export missions kinda made me hate sultans

>>171748863

I feel you. They are pretty awesome though

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>>171748032
but thats not the Jester though

Why are 99.9% of cars in singleplayer the same color?

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r8

Is there always something on sale Online? Can we expect another batch of what'have'yous tomorrow?

I've already saved 650k on Ceo+warehouse+stilt apartment @lvl60. I feel pri fortunate.

Any ideas when the returning players cars / blista compact will be released?

>>171749152
samturret/10

>>171749152

Get your act together sam

>>171749197
I'm personally guessing in around three to four weeks' time.

>>171749197
Well we've got two or three cars left that are already in the files so expect it around april 11th or 18 but that's only if they don't do some other "content" (read: 25% off a couple of cars and a new adversary mode) inbetween. Then again, it might all be part of the summer update which means it could be months away.

You should just ask some friendly GTAG to get you the returning player content, it's not that hard

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>>171749152
Neat/10

I know what will come of posting this, but that's okay.
Rate the edge.

>>171749495
>not true black
Needs work

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>>171749495

That quiff

>>171749495
Wew is the only color you wear your boyfriends cum between your ass cheeks?

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>>171747737
>"cammo"

>>171749702

E D G Y

D

G

Y

>"look at my car it's le best :^DDD u all haturz for not liking it"

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Little sample of the /gtag/ mansex video audio with music plus voice over to get an idea how it'll sound like.
Still looking for people that can fill the some roles for the video and can read a couple of lines with a decent mic.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jXk7ZJ6yGL

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>>171748831
Which one is better? Tempesta is definitely cheaper.

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>>171750513
wtf you were serious?
are you autistic? what is this shit?

>>171750957
Memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uCETOPoS1M

>>171750957
To mock autism, you must embrace autism

>>171750957
For once I agree with qt. This is autistic as hell

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>>171751067
I play with legos and fuck the pathfinder

>>171750957
>>171751176
How about you shut the fuck up before i'll skullfuck you bitch.

>>171751502
go back to saints row BITCH

>>171749152
goddamnstreetracer/10

>>171747927
I thought I was the only one

Duke o Death WHEN

>>171750824
IIRC the Nero Custom has higher top speed, while the Tempesta has better cornering

>>171750824
For pretty much every race (bar the very bendy, no straights city circuits) the nero trumps the tempesta

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>>171750513
The theme for TLAD was pretty decent lad.

I hope you don't try too hard and end up looking unironically autistic.
Make sure to check if you should tone it down, as parodies are about subtlety!

>>171733164
Haha are you mad? :D

>>171753764
That's what I worry the most but we're already autistic to begin with. We've gone a full circle.

Another alternative is to use text to speech for all the voice lines and would be much easier to edit. Here's a little sample I quickly did.
http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/output/0784313001490209251/22243225.mp3

>>171753764
Wait when did I have cancer?

>>171754090
I like it, but it has issues saying auto, and spacing, didn't the original video use a different program?

>>171747585
Best one yet.

>>171754276
No idea but the text to speech seems passable at least.
Just the right amount of issues would do the trick satirizing that original Reaper Lords video as silly as it sounds.

Might settle for this since there's not much people up for the job for voice work as expected and can save me some time.

>>171754363
>>171747585
>coming from the west
???

>>171754592
Personally I can keep speed and deal with retarded AI better on the freeway. Also it's easier to outrun them again after you let them catch up as to not have them spawn in front of you. So you won't have to bother killing them.

>Track car is slower around a track than a pigfat muscle car
What were they thinking?

>>171754976
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH THE STATES BITCH

>>171746349
#4 every time. Remember, don't go over the curb and into that little devit. Drive a little to the left on the slope and then drive up the hill. It'll save you getting a dented fender.

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>still can't do this to player passengers

>>171757297
>accidentally shooting your passenger while trying to kill an AI

yeah no.

>>171757953
They could make it so it's only possible in first person to avoid accidents. Shooting in third person already breaks the laws of physics and logic anyway

>>171758110
This is R* we're talking about here

They will find some way to fuck up what you're suggesting.

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WHO ON THO

>>171758323
no one fuck this game

>>171758323
Looks better than the red shit bucket that other nigga keeps posting

>>171758384
D-d-dead game?

>>171758693
Thanks, Anon, I used this one to win a custom GTA O Le Mans.

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Anyone who still needs the Rally paints, add Turb0Lood on SC.

Let's get that cancer fucking race out of our lives.

If you have them but want to help, all you have to do is join the race and afk.

>>171758323
see >>171759160
Come halp with rally friendo.

>>171759160
you on PC bud?

>>171759762
sure am

I'll inv

>>171760075
sent you a friend req

>>171759160
Aaaaaaand, we're done. I'll make another post sometime to see if anyone else needs it.

>>171759160
>Rally paints
You have to do races to get liveries now?

>>171762242
I need to know this as well

>>171762242
>>171762453
No, it's the Metal "paints" that need to be unlocked by winning a Rally race. The brushed aluminums and such. Liveries are car-specific and always available.

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>when they pay you 150k to do a commercial for their car but you weren't given a script and don't speak english

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>>171763040
>carl .. very frattu

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>>171763306
>oserotto penatreta

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>sourcing cars
>red dot appears
>pull over and blow them up
>stars
>call Lester
>the next batch of fuckheads rams my 0$ car full speed
>then some shit kicking clod civvy does the same fucking thing
>then those cunts use it as cover against the police
I WON THIS FUCKING CAR FAIR AND SQUARE

>>171763452
Why is this noodle wench selling cars?

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>>171763638

Diversity points probably.

>>171763684
Whats with the cobweb on her forehead?

>The Duke O Death is a Warstock vehicle

????

>>171763910
>impenetrable armored sedan sold on a discount car site
>neutered lesbian jeep sold on a military surplus shop that issues tanks

>>171763910
>after several complaints about the armored kuruma, we decided to make the duke o death a Pegasus vehicle

>>171763910
Warstock has a confused identity. It seems to be where R* stuck everything that didn't fit anywhere else, and some stuff that did.

>>171767003

>The site you use to buy VTOL fighter jets, attack helicopters, and tanks is also the site you use to buy an airport shuttle bus

>>171763040
>>171763306
>>171763452
I don't recognise this.

>>171767475
And a rusted fucking RV, for some reason.

>>171740634
>not being able to drive the Mamba
pleb

>>171768085
>people don't dd the mamba

>>171763910
is it in yet or what?

SaintLoneWolf applying for GTAG PC

>>171769825

Yes. It's a Pegasus vehicle so you can't upgrade it. It doesn't even come with bullet proof tires by default.

Even free it's a waste of money.

>>171769946
>pegasus vehicle
>no bulletproof tires
what is the fucking point? especially when shit like the karuma and the insurgent can be stored in the garage.

tfw about to be 36 and playing GTA RPing as a 25 year old suburban swagfag white boy.

>>171769946
Proofs?

are those private gta5 servers up yet?

>>171769946
You're fucking retarded

>>171771085
why? is he wrong? because if it is a pegasus vehicle thats dumb as fuck

>>171771232
Because it's not a fucking Pegasus Vehicle, you could literally Garage it right now if a Skiddy would spawn it

>>171771338
I'm talking about the version of the Duke O Death that they're adding to GTAO for players to legitimately purchase, not a skiddy spawning it.

>>171771485
Protip: It wouldn't be garage-able if it would be a Pegasus vehicle.

>>171771626
it could be two different vehicles, until it actually gets added we don't know.

It's not the best by a long shot but I still enjoy the Ruston

is the Duke next week?

THEY'RE FUCKING WITH ME

Can i join the PC crew please?
SC: NeonVenus

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WHO THE FUCK CHANGED THE CREW COLOR???

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>171775709
LIME GREEN IS DEAD

YAS GIRL YAS

>>171775709

Can we change it to that alien color?

>going into director mode
>looking at all the different body types for women in the beach section
>go as hot babe
>turn a bit around while playing as her¨
>BOOBS JIGGLE
thanks rockstar for making the female online characters men with mosquito bites

Applied to GTAG PC as Kitfox88

>>171776564
Blacklisted for jetshitting

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>>171776506

something something balancing hitboxes

>>171745991
I have like 4 or 5 "lowrider" custom cars from Benny's but only one of them is an actual lowrider and I never drive it

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>>171776506

>>171745991
The only "lowrider" I actually use is the Sultan RS. I wish we had more ricer Benny cars.

>>171776506

Because I'm pretty sure it's canon "female" characters online are just trannies.

>can use all the male prostitute services
>female strippers only
>Lester has no interest in fucking you
>99% look extremely fake and male
>NPCs call you a tranny if you're female

>>171776506
>wear sweater
>boobs grow 2 cup sizes
yas

>>171777895
I've been called a tranny as a man.

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>>171777717
>jiggly boobs on npc
>no jiggly boobs on player models
at least something to appreciate

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>>171776851
Wuzzat mean? I literally just got GTAV yesterday.

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>>171778320
Look at those BOOBS
i'm too lazy to figure out webbums so heres a youtube link https://youtu.be/edqhcsAlbJQ

Is there a video on youtube that has a massacre or shootout occurring at the University of San Andreas, Los Santos in Grand Theft Auto 5? A link would be helpful. If there isn't such a video, is it like distasteful to commit a murder spree at a college in a fictional video game world/environment?

>>171779085
>complaining about something being distasteful in fucking GTA

>>171779085
>>171779369

Oh, look at this awesome video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwYfp5B6jzc

It's a gunman shooting down civilians and then shooting at cops at the University of San Andreas, Los Santos. It's actually fucking cool.

>>171779085
Aida made a really good video of that not too long ago I think

>>171779085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtQyHBQ_g3k

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>>171778871
is gud

>>171779085
>>171779585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eeg9I8ufvpY

>>171779585
>>171779612
>>171779765

Yeah, I just watched the videos. Not as cool as I thought is would be, since I'm Filipino-American and most of the victims in the videos seem to be people of color. But then again, the college I dropped out from is actually diverse, with lots of Asian Americans and Pacific Islander Americans attending it. Anyway, these videos make me want to get a job, save up money and buy a PS3 and GTA 5, just so I can kill people.

>PS3
A-anon

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>>171780468
Are you okay, anon?

>>171780468
Wow, you sound like an actual sociopath.

>>171780519

I have a PS2, not a PS3. Anyway, I've played GTA for PS2 and didn't like it, I thought GTA was like overrated and shit, I found Spider-man 2, which is also open world and which I rented from a local video store, I found Spider-man 2 to be more enjoyable to play. But GTA 5, with the ability to shoot down civilians at the college(as seen in those videos you guys provided), that makes me want to get a job and buy a PS3 and GTA 5.

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>>171780791
Why not buy one of those knock off San Andreas games with all the superheros in it?
You can be Spider-man AND kill people.

>>171780791
alternatively you could get a computer

>>171779369
>>171779585
>>171779612
>>171779765
>>171780519
>>171780596
>>171780610

Here are some more GTA 5 school shooting videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y6X_OFX1ng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkNRqj94Amo

>>171781064

That's not what I meant. I said that Spider-man 2 for the PS2 was actually more fun than playing GTA for the PS2.

>>171781285

I have a Mac. Do you know of any free school spree killing videos games for the Mac OS X? It would be awesome if there were any.

>>171781716
i know a good way to get school shooty games for the mac
you sell it and buy a computer with windows

http://kotaku.com/5772830/the-school-shooter-video-game-aims-for-columbine-massacre-simulation

Check this out. Turns out there was a school shooting simulator that came out in 2011. I don't know if it works on the Mac OS X though.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/school-shooter-north-american-tour-2012

Oh shit, I just checked the website where the game was hosted at, it turns out the mod was deleted and is no longer available.

>>171782234

No, can't. The Mac I have is way too old. No one will want it. Best bet is to get a job so I can get the PS3 and the GTA 5, then start killing people. Also, having sex with prostitutes, then killing them to get your money back is starting to look good.

>assistant trying to look busy by pretending to berate people on the phone while you're in the other room
kawaii

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>>171782979
>How big is it gonna be?!Its gonna be HUGE!
just like mah dick!
She is kinda cute and at least she believes in your success,unlike others

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Have you made your beta uprising character yet?

>>171783236
>no option to give her company stock or employee parking
I want to reward her, she's so loyal

>>171783236
I believed in Lamar Davis

>>171783307
NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>171783521
>tfw lamar will never drop a huge N-bomb on you because he's not your homie and he forgets about you in single player

>>171740705
Iz dat a Tempesta?

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>>171783556

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao6NOGx_lhY

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>>171783236
>browsing the internet for sources
>buying truckloads of snacks
>spamming you texts/calling you for all kinds of obvious shit while/after a source/sale
>"It's there for taking. (jk dindus already stole it)"
>"That one got away huh :("
>"This is HUGE, we (you) got a sale! That's going on the books. :^)"
>while sitting in the office sniffing the drug money laying around her
I don't think she's gonna starve any time soon with 300 bucks per day.

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>>171781064
Why did everything in San Andreas have such an eerie atmosphere to it?

>it's an "take a Cargobob and hook this car that's in the middle of the sea and protected by gimped NPCs" episode
>the car is fucking standard range
This shit is the worst thing ever. Even if sniping the dudes is easy as shit you end up wasting so much time. All the other ways of stealing cars are quicker and less annoying.

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>>171783236
I really want her to give me a footjob

>>171787590
Draw distance and lack of detail.

>>171786738
>mfw buying the Ruston
>mfw driving the Ruston

>>171787697
1. If I get that one, I just get in my buzzard, fly to where the car is, and blow it up. It's never worth it. It will always be faster to just wait the 2 minutes or whatever, and then source a new car

2. You shouldn't really be getting standard cars, unless you just got started. Don't sell standard and mid-range cars, only sell the high end ones, and keep your warehouse under 80% full. That way you'll only get high-end cars to source.

>>171787697
>snipe them from the shore
>they even return fire
>fly over to pick up the car
>"oh I was hiding u didnt see me :^)"
>sprays down the source

And that's the story of how I got 45% failed source missions.

SC: Iffy-Chan
Requested crew: pc_gtag

>>171790540
Blacklisted, weeb.

>>171788738
I just bought my Buzzard and I'm doing exactly what you said but I still have like 30% of my warehouse full.

>>171790887
What you do is sell off all your duplicates of the same kind of car. This way you'll only source cars that you don't have yet. There are 10 different kinds of standard cars, 10 medium and 12 top. Get one of each of the standard and medium and sell off tops once you reach 12

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>>171787590
>you now remember those Big Foot sighting/searching videos set the the X-Files theme

>>171790887
Yeah, just keep sourcing cars, only selling top range ones, and make sure you don't go over 80%.

The game tries to give you one of every car, and once you have one of each, it will start giving you duplicates, which you don't want.

But that also means, as long as you have less than 80% (which is the point where you have one of each) it will always give you a vehicle that you don't already have in your garage. If you keep every standard and medium range car in your garage, and only sell top range ones, the source missions will always be to replace the top range ones you just sold, and you can sell nothing but.


Honestly, anymore, I still occasionally sell the odd mid or even standard range car, just because they're fun to drive, like the Drift Tampa or Entity.

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A hacker just made my game implode by making every player on the server spawn in the exact same location at sea. It happened when I called him out on potentially getting people banned by handing out hacked money.

Was it one of you guys?

>>171792415
He did that because you're retarded. You don't get banned for being given money, idiot.

>>171791138
I'm confused, how do you end up with duplicates if you can't source cars you already have?

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>>171792415
>level 3
>at ammunation to buy ammo since i bought the megalodon card pack on steam
>suddenly have all the guns in my inventory, even ones I'm too low level for

am i gonna get banned please help

>>171793102
nevermind I'm dumb I didn't read this >>171792373

>>171792415
Fuck you I want money

>>171793114
No, they'll be unequipped when you restart and you're ~usually~ fine when hackers do something like that. 9 out of 10 people who had money dropped on them got to keep it, the otheer 10% usually got crazy amounts.
You already fell for the shark card meme but I'd strongly advise against it, there are much better solutions, legit and through menus, at this point in the game. But please, make sure you don't waste that money at least. Get a CEO office and import/export garage as well as a buzzard attack chopper.

>>171793380
Just don't bank hacked cash, that simple.

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Sometimes I really really hate this game

>>171793481
This is a stupid idea that's been floating around for eternity but it affects nothing.
>But I didn't bank MY hacked cash and I didn't get banned!
doesn't apply, you'll find just as many people banking their cash and getting off scot free or similarly, not banking it and getting the hammer. Stop spreading this nonsense, doesn't do anything.

>>171793380
So buy one of the CEO things from the sponsored ad and a penthouse while they're on sale?

>>171793748
What the hell is happening there?

>>171793918
Buy the CEO office and the vehicle warehouse first because otherwise you will waste all the money and turn into a poorfag immediately.
With the vehicle warehouse you can make a shitton of dosh with little effort.

>>171794029
roger that thanks mate

>>171793985
When you disconnect from a session, R* instantly assumes you did it to avoid a fight and punishes you by setting your car on fire with 34k damage and 10 seconds until it explodes. It's not so bad if you're just sourcing but when you're doing a 3 car collection and not delivering all 3 cars eliminates the 90k bonus it kinda sucks

>>171793764
>been given hacked cash on three seperate occasions

>first time, bank it, lose it next day
>next two times, dont bank it, never lose it

hmmm

>>171793918
CEO office fulfills many purposes while apartments are a meme. You may think it's nice to have one but you won't spend much time in it. You should have other priorities right now.
If I were you, I'd just go for the CEO office, grab all the extra goodies (except for the cash safe, it doesn't do shit), DON'T get the crate cargo warehouses, grab an import/export garage and a normal garage for the office to store vehicles to start you off. You can buy up to 2 more garages there if you need them. They're 20 spaces each and you can just buy more garages around the city if you decide 60 slots aren't enough.

>>171794306
Anecdotal evidence doesn't mean shit. I banked all my cash, of which I've been given a ton, and didn't get banked.

>>171794469
Sorry, only presenting the same type of evidence you are, faggot.

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>>171780468
>>171780791
>>171781716
>>171782418

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>>171794565
>Menyoo, Jordans, Nigger and Force Menu devs all confirm that it doesn't matter if it's banked or not
>D-D-DON'T BANK IT GUISE

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These things track far too well

>>171794306
Not a representative sample

>>171795715
>>171795536

How good is the Ruiner 2000 against jetshitters?

>>171794565
If your argument is "you always get banned if you bank hacked cash", it only takes one counter-example to prove you wrong.

>>171795991

Whether you get banned for money or not may as well be random, unless you get reported often.

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>>171795928
Not very, blows up in a single explosion, doesn't handle very well unless you deploy the parachute for air maneuvers (but that makes your hitbox three times larger), the missiles track incredibly well but in GTA you can only lock on horizontally so unless the jet is flying very low you're shit out of luck even if you jump and point the car straight up at him

How do I be Zeff?

>>171732265
so is gtag still alive? if so i want back in
thedude.exe

>>171796916
shitty name. blacklisted

>>171796916
You're already blacklisted.

>>171796916
Blacklisted for crew killing

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>>171797245
>>171797360
>>171797481

Psn: the_joker420.
Gta?

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>>171797994
>the_joker420

>>171797994
Make like Heath Ledger and kill yourself. Blacklisted.

>>171798326
Pls invite :D

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i'm sitting in a mexican restaurant right now and one of the songs from East Los FM is playing

Dual wield pistols when?
Dual wield tech 9's like CJ when?

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>>171798854
When YOU FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

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>it's a special vehicle stunt race
>it's a rocket voltic race

>>171798824
is it...

UNO DOS TRES CUATRO DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE

>>171798824
how can you tell? all that shit sounds the same to me.

>>171798854
>they didn't just copy paste Max Payne 3 shooting into GTA V

Is there any reason to buy anything other than the cheapest Office?

>>171798824
Is it El Sonidito?

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>>171797994
were you a fuckin high school sophomore when you made this name

>>171798824
There's a mexican radio station where I live that is always playing los tigres del norte, though I've never actually heard la granja on it.

>>171799080
I can't wait for the community created levels

>>171799134
Nothing practical, just location and view

>>171799119
i think so. that's the one that has the horn/accordion-sounding thing doing the repeated notes right?

>>171799149
No I was kidding that account doesn't exist.
Or maybe it does with someone else.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>171799134
you're not stuck in ghetto alley where all the poorfags have to fight each other right outside their cheapo offices and cheapo apartments

though for this reason and this reason alone is the view worth it

>>171798824
>I unironically like maldito

>>171779629
>posting the non .gif version of this pic

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>>171799242
>need to be rank 5 to buy property
>do some races and stuff, neat
>rank 5
>can't purchase shit till I get a call from simeon

>>171799628
buy Lombank and be slightly taller & superior than all the poorfags next to you

>>171795928
if you're going to use it, use the VIP Work variant instead. it takes something like 20-30 explosions to destroy that one and it'll always just respawn nearby if it gets blown up. be mindful of players on the ground though, because they can shoot you out of the ruiner if you aren't careful and it has to be destroyed first to get another one.

>>171800427

>vip work variant

the one you get from securoserv on the select menu are there two distinct models you can buy on the website?
Because the point of buying a vehicle is to save money long-term.

>>171800628
for each special special you buy on warstock, a VIP Work for that vehicle is unlocked. while these jobs are active a special buffed version of the vehicle will spawn nearby for you to use. while the cooldown is about an hour the ruiner itself (the special buffed version from the special vehicle mission you do for the discount, infinite missiles and all) will be available to you for about 20 minutes.

Lombank confirmed for comfy cozy ocean views from the garage and nice peaceful views from the office

>>171801364
Oh wow i didn't realize the ruiner was so limited.

So the default one has limited missiles, apparently dies as easily as any other car, probably has limited jumps, and has a respawn time of an hour?

Fucking really? You can do so much more in a buzzard and you can always have one of those nearby? Does rockstar really think it's that hard to be good with a buzzard?

So the two prices are just discounts, not different models?

>>171801920
>So the default one has limited missiles, apparently dies as easily as any other car, probably has limited jumps, and has a respawn time of an hour?
no, the one you can call out only has limited missiles and regular durability. you can still go down to your special vehicle garage and retrieve that any time you want, or even call it in again after 5 mins.

>You can do so much more in a buzzard and you can always have one of those nearby?
yes, but consider the fact that the ruiner 2000 has slightly faster, more maneuverable missiles that almost never miss depending the angle they're coming from. if you're in a buzzard and you approach one of those things head-on, you most certainly will be hit.

>So the two prices are just discounts, not different models?
yes, but you may as well get the discount price first because you only need one other player to do the mission and it's fun

>>171801920
The two prices are the normal price and the securoserv discount price. You get the discount price by doing the vehicle mission.

It has 8 missiles, unlimited jumps and can be spawned right beside you 5 minutes after it gets destroyed.

>>171799628
I owned the cheapest for a long time ( now I own lombank and live next to cheapest ) and I have to say there ain't no ghetto around - my yacht is parked next to pier, the view is 5/5 - the cars that spawn around are luxury tier, no ghetto npc's around and never had issue with players around because the entrance on cheapest one is awesome.

>>171805264
I've never had a problem there. The worst apartments are the most expensive ones. Every cheating shitter is there.

>>171799776
>get a call from simeon
is modern gtao impossible to get into

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>bought my declasse rhapsody
>it's like i'm 16 with my first shitty car all over again

loving this

>>171805547
I figured it'd take longer, I got it maybe 15 minutes after I posted that.

So why can't I find the Infernus classic in any of the car websites? I thought it was out already?

>>171807430
It's not out yet.

>>171799743
I like maldito, but none of her other music seems to be like that song. Kind of bummed me out.